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Volume XIX THE BOOSTER, PITTSBURG, KANSAS, 'MARCH 16, 1934 NUMDER 19 "-"-1'· IDE MOLAYS TO HOLD DANCE +'_'_"_1__'_"_.,_,, ,,_"_"'_,,_,,_,,_"'__,,_,,_,'_"_' ALL THEY NEED ARE WINGS Carney Presents I Rose Attends The DeMolay chapter of Pittsburg The latest indoor sport of P. H. S. will hold a dance at the Moose -Hall, Perseverance is neith~r ping-pong nOl~ billiards; E'otertaing Musi Thursday night, March 16. I it is a new fad of sliding down ban Conyention in The chapter had to postpone their In the lexicon of youth, which fate reserves. nisters. According to Chal'lotte Rains Valentine's dance and this dance is For a bright manhood, there is no such word as and Kathleen Resler, two very dig. cal Production to be given because of the postponc-I . "fail"-Edward Bulwiver Lytton. nified seniors, it's just the thingl "All Cleveland, Ohio ment. The dance is so near St. pat-I Perseverance, that's what we need I Nothing worth you have to do is pick up your feet ricks day that it cauld be called the and start sliding," stntes Charlotte. Girls and Boys Glee Clubs Com while is gained without a ~;truggle. But it is also true Meeting of National Education St. Patrick's Day Dance. The dance that anything is possible if we worle for it persistently. Kath],een suggests wax paper, pose Choruses in Opera is not to be formal. "Cause it faciliates your flight to the al Association Considered To Be Given Tonight There are many valuable traits which shodd be cul ground floor when you'r{l late for Worth While vated if we wish to achieve any real advancement; but class." the ability to persevere; to stick until the job is finish- Star Watson and Lane Pep CIUb H 0ld S lied is a most outstanding trait. I I Discuss Future Plans JI;~;;.lijft~"'" II Many a student not especially gifted has achieved I Upperclassmen Education for the New Social Order erns, Bachman, Schofield, Mcquitty, rrhurs. Assembly I outstanding honors where others more brilliant have Eyestone, Stephenson, Sedor- failed, simply because he kept plugging along. Per- Central Theme of Entire is Lead' Also severance builds the kind of character that carries us Again Rank High Convention On School Spirit through whatever we undertake. Let's strij Dorothy ••••04-••••••••••• White " 3 Spring is heer! Our &us should Established 1916 which, incidentally, offers some ex• Rex Armstrong .._...... " <1 ue taking short cuts to school this Publi~hed by the Journalism and Printing Classes Mona Helm: "I have a swell boy Mona Waggoner .. _-..._._- .. 5 friend in St. Joseph. He is just crazy cellent advice to American women as " winter. of Pittsburg Senior High School manage~ent ~._ to the of a husbend. Olga Hoffman • e._ -.-.... Our custodians have been oul;. dig· about me." Julius Wilbert ...... _..... This would be an entrnacing book if " \(ing around the trees and Shl'ubberYi EDITORIAL STAFF Bernard Harrigan -...... _- Tan Power: "Change hands." only fOl' iUl quaint phrasing, with its " ~he studcnt council is planting its Editor-in-Chief _ .....,...... _..__.__._..__·_..Robert D. Hood Freda Daggett ...... --. touch of whimsicality, and the chann , -·0'· " rearly tree i and the Sanitation Assistant Editor ._. ._Jack McGlothlin Earl Patton .. ., Calvin Neptune: "My name hasn't of Kwei·Lan who tried so vainly to " ummittee is planning for a campus Make·up Editor ...... Hugh Bachman Mildred Fields " ~lean-up in the ncar future. After been in that paper for a long time." woo her husband with her jade ear Cleo Dixon ell ring 01'. J. Ralph WelJs from the BUSINESS STAFF rings; her jade 1llltin trousers; sleeve Ros}!mond Hutto " 'julluge tulk on outdool' nature and Business Manager._ _.._ _..__._ _Raymond Richardson Dorothy Jane Clugston: "I decided less black jacket her tiny black Gcrnldine Beard " 10 :euing our posters in the hall, we Assistant Business Manager __..__.Mary Elizabeth Caskey to come to orchestra today." velvet shoes, sewn with gollClen beads; Henry Flack " 10 ,hould be ready tu cooperate with our Subscription Munager __.__.._ _ Suzanne Swan her colorless chelJks, touched softly Emmett Owensby ...•...... 1 ;chool and "Mother Natur~" and as a Advertising Manager___ ..__Mary Eileen Ferns Seniors: "What did you get in A with vermillion; and her scented rosy Ida May McIntyre " 10 l'esult have a beuutiful campus. Circulation Manager. ._Anna Katherine Kiehl merican Government?" palms. But it is something more than Mary McNeill • 0 ••• ...... 10 But we haven't discussed the part a quaint book with the appeal of OM Laurence Plnmmci' 11 1f the student body in our campaign REPORTORIAL STAFF Typists: "How many letters have the picturesque. It is a revelation to George Cannon ...... " 11 to beautify the campus. For your part Sports Editor ._._ J;J.9b Gibson you?" us of the Westem world of Eastern Irene Philips ...... __ ..... ---.. 1::l .vhy not just be more careful with News Editor__ _.Beatrice Edge customs, of 'Eastem manner of Dorothy ll'ving " 13 yoU!' wuste paper or any debris that Exchange Editor ._..Roberta Matuschka Mr. Huffman: "I drive a Model T though, of the tragic adjustment go BUI'nice Swisher 14 'Ilight spoil OUi' campus? And the Reporters...... Jack Gl'aham, Willetta German, Rob· Ford." ./ ing on in the far-off land between the Gillil~lI1d Jack ...... -....-.... " 16 nain thing: why take those short cut.s erta Matuschka, Dorothy Mitchell, Jack Myers, Jack Rosenberg, ideas of old China and the 'new. All Rosamond Atkins ...... _-_ ... 17 through our campus? Ii you are al Churles Vilmer, Violet Patricia Webb, Rosalie Gilbert. Girl Reserves: "Do you have a litUe this is revealed to us through the Josephine Ortaldo ...... _-_.. 17 lOSt late for school, instead of walk- sister?" simple love story of a little Chinese Billie Sell --_...... __ .....-----.... II. 17 :ng across the path, wouldn't it be Lady who, trained in the age old trad Dorothy Buck ----_ .. -....._-_._. " J8 Jetter ~ run around on the sidewalk? Charles Vilmer: "I wouldn't marry itions of how a Chinese wife J;n'J John Pasavento ...... " 18 [t won't ruin your dignity one bit and her either." treat her lord and mastel', marrlo' Chester Ward -_ ...... _-_ ...... 18 vou wiIJ feel better for having taken a husband with new ideas of equality Mary Citron' -_._-.._...... " ::'8 nto your lungs of this lovely spring Journalists: "WltJre's your Quil,l between men and women. There is, and Scroll pin, Bachman?" sbo~ Arlene Cann ...... _-_ ...... 19 .IiI'• too the of her brother who could John Hockman ...... -...... •... " 20 -Mary Agnes Radell give up a fortune and turn his back Earl Hammick ...... _-_ ...... " 20 Entered as ,second class matter, October 4, 1926, at the Post Bachman: "Aw, I just let her wear on family traditions for the love of an Office at .Pittsburg, Kansas, under the act it one day." Anne Saunders ...... -..._...._--- " 22 Americas wife, who could on her side Helen McGinnis .._-_ ...-..--_... " 23 Departments of Congress, March 3, 1789. also for love, adopt the customs of Boyd Garner ... _-_. __...... 24 his land. " Frances Trimble .____ Sponsor Bradford Shelburn ...... __ ._---- 24 Funny Papers Come to Life Why This book contains two good love " Leroy Bl'ewingto·.1 . . Adviser in Printing Raymond Cartel' ....--...... _------" 25 Miss White's beginning art classes stories-quaint, whimsical, a revelat Ora Dorsey .... __ ....._--_ ..._... __ .. 25 must have gotten "wind" of the char We intend "getting.to the bottom" ion of a people and their adjustment " acters to be enacted by the teachers of why Mary Fox is so eager for a Winnifred Clark -_ ...... •.•-. " 26 "We Told You So" to a new day. Marguerite Gilmore ...... _... " 26 in their play, for the students have Proctor pin that she is willJng to fall Beverly Rankin ...._--_ ...... _-_ .. 27 been depicting facial expression com "Life is not an empty dream, head over heels in the corridor to get " monly linked up with Kayo, Moon one. Mildred Collins _. _..._-_.._------28 For the !'loul is dead that slumbers 'The Scientific Sage " Mullins, Tillie, the Toiler, etc. They And does anyone know why Leo Elizabeth Farris ___ .0__ ••• _ •••·-••_- " 28 And things are not what they seem." Clifford Wheel.er ...... _-- .... 28 also. Frolich used to sit on his typing book Harvard University made a survey , " We might add: "And woe unto the guy that blun during second hour economics class? Gail Gaston ...... _.- .. _._._..-- " 28 ders." For even though Longfellow didn't place the line of all those who attend the Chicago Want to Learn to Rememb~r? Why does Ruth Irving always dash World's fair in 1933. Some of the pre Lewis Kidder ...... __ ...... __ .. " 29 in his poem, it seems that it would make the verse fl Willetta German '29 Docs anyone want to remember madly out to get a drink just before liminary work in these figures show " facts? If so, drop in on Mr. Briggs' little more appropriate, what with six-weeks tests and fourth hour typing class begins after Virginia Wheeler ••-.0•.•-.-. __ .• 29 that the United States is developing a " flfth hour class. They are struggling everything. George Holmes -_ ...... -...... ZO the third floor has satisfied its various race of its own of a Nordic strain. " to remember how to remember the Of course, if you have striven daily to prepare anatomies in the cafeteria or else Edith Goodhall ...._----..... _--... 30 " prO}ler method of remembering. In assignments as they were given, you have nothing to where? Jack Knost ... __ .__ ... _-_ ...... _--_... 31 Last year some explorers from the " simpler words, they are studying worry about; however, if you have spent your time in Helen Cooper ...... _---_...... __... 31 Why b Virginia Hill always late to University of Michigan went into the memory and how 0 cultivate it. developing a "spring-fever" complex there is nothing her fifth hour class? Greenland interior. Th'ey found there to be done but entrust yourself to the hands of fate Why does Joe Harrigan think he a note which had been left by Prof. R. Personality Sketches How Great the Angle? 'and pray earnestly for a "D." merits the title of "The Educated S. Tan of Cornell University back in Logarithms are the order of the If fate should refuse you even that much consid Sophmorl'''. How silly! As if a sophu 1896. This note was about two miles day in Miss Fintel's trignometr~' Tall, graceful, sweet, dignified are eration, then come not to us w\th gnashing of teeth more could be enlightened. away -from the present floor af the Co class. "Since this angle is,. 0, this all among the adjectives which could and tearing of hair. It is your own funeral, not ours. Why do most of the teachers smile rnell glaicer. When Prof. Tan was one must be .. 0" is the way to rea there he placed it at the very foot so be used to describe the senior girl for Besides, "We told you so."-The Coffeyville Campus when Rosamond Atkins begins to re- sun out such things. cite? . you could see that ice has retreat about this week. She has brown eyes, light Life. I Why did Mr. Jordan have to bor· 100 feet per year. brown- hair, and a swe'lt likable per.. . Roots, Underground or J\bove... sonality. Her name is Beatrice Edge. row some Kleenex from another tea· There roots and more roots and cher last Monday? Russian surgeon has succeded in You've probably heard of her, but :till more undergrounrl as Mrs. Pet· Our "midnight oil" bill has been his attempt to transfer the corn~ why not get acquainted? I_ Jrson's biologists have fuund to their imitating an unanchored balloon 110 the eye of a corpse to that of a livin .' ~eaving :lismay. However," before we are sure to have these solved by woman. The woman regained com- , Yes, his look is serious but you hem where Nature put them, it is I . next week. plete sight. never can teU until you get to know :,oped that they learned to distin· him. He has light hair and gray eyes ,uish between the different kinds. Alaskan sourdoughs report that if and he is another one of these nice. Ye Olden ()uartet one overexerts himself when the tem tall senior boys. Thomas Exley is his Around The Halls ~rature is over 42 degrees below zero name and he's a "swell guy" when "Why Mr. Jordan, we were only his lungs will become frozen. you know him. I livening up the class," defended the ,;0 I Not much gossip, has been going II four abused songsters. The shape of your head depends lround about Don Tewell since the Ii Mr. Jordan, instructor of chemis entirely on the bodies supply of iodine. ~ :ootball season. Maybe it would have I try and Physics gave the little boys Such is· the report given by Prof. ,een a good idea to play basketball. '1 their exit cue of out and down. (And Knight Dunlap, of John Hopkins. Jut Don has ideas about track so he • their exit cue of out and down. And .vill be again in the limelight. I were they mortified?) Fire proofing of clothing, curtains, ~\ and other household materials has r;,~~[D(~ been 'suggeted by the American Soci ~(f\~>\~;t ety for Fire Prevention. The solutioh that does the fire proofing is an in Step up everybody and meet he expensive one of ammonium phos junior boy of the week. He has light phate. The garment to be fire proofed brown hair and hazel eyes. He isn't is soaked in about 1 to 2 solution. very big but he is full of fun and pep. His favorite song seems to be "This tR\l[jt;? Oregon road workers, during their Little Piggy Went to Market." Yes, A~\}~ excavation work, have uncovered an ):= IOR::..=E::=--:..·__~__':::;"-=-'-';:;_..J"J..~.:::llIL"-- _ Upon being asked about the "scene you've guessed. It's none other than Dale S. said, !'well, it's like this; you Indian burying ground with about 12 Bill Murphy. After a booster reconnoiter, bits know singing makes a person feel skeletons in it. of love gossip have been gathered Spring is Here good and we wanted to feel good to Americanism: Wishing you could Blond hair, blue eyes, and that cert· but I don't think Bob Herman ami The birdies and the sophomores twitter and chirp make Mr. Jordan feel good and so ain something called personality Eilecn Stephenson would appreciate me, Clyde S., Bill H., and Billy C. de tell them how to run things at Wash the school's odd sense of humor to I and skip about for spring is here! ington; wishing you knew how to are some of the attractions of the The lassie's heart skips a few beats; the young cided we'd sing an old favorite sophomore boy of the week. His name the extent that they would want it lcnown to you as "Sweet Adeline." make a success of your own affairs. published. lad's fancy turns to love, for King Winter is dead, long is Delmar Power. Why not get ac· live the king! Spring is here! Mr. Jordan didn't seem to appreciate quainted with him? You'll probably Ursel Coulson was seen trying to the voicing of the talent that his ga~rety find a lot more nice things about him como his hair but what do you think? Happiness and reign, for vacation and room held; so, he kindly informed to add to the list. The mirror was too high. (Grow a graduation are coming nearer day by day and hour by the boys to "sing it to Hutchie" or little Ul'sel and yuu'll be able to see. hour. Yet the seniors' happiness is mixed with slight ,in other words go "out and down" to Eye Ear Nose Th ...\ Another bl,ond crashes this column Ursel thinks they ought to put the regret that they have not taken full advantage of their . the office. And· that my proud gentle C. M. GIBSON, M.D. This time it is a sophomore whose mirror lowerl) opportunities, or a sort of feeling they can't describe men and fail' ladies is my tale 0 f name is Betty Jean CoghilJ. Laugh. at the' thought of leaving dear of P. H. S. wherein so Iwoe," ended the weeping Dale S. ~J ing eyes, cheerful disposition, and F ASBION FADS many good times were had and so many good friends' ...... sunny smile are all signs of a likable made. . .;-4f Foot and Hand Movements girl and that is what Betty Jean i~. It's considered stylish to have your But for consolation, seniors, 'though it may be When one walks his left hand swings forward while his right foot Why not get acquainted and find out initials in metal on new spring bags. impossible to stay in P. H. S. as long as we would like Ellsworth for yourself. to, we'll still have pleasant memories of good-sport advances, and his right hand swings UNDERTAKING CO. forward while his left foot "dvances. Ii. the clips on your dress match 1 Hutchie, our first case of puppy love, and other in- AMBULANCE SERVICE Phone U Neighboring News O;:':~::::~::',";:::h::it, ,.~::~~::~:-=-::~~ How "0. K." Got Started th:::: .._._.. ._ There is a fanciful story ascribing lola, formerly of the South-East the first use of "0. K." to the igno. are very good for daytime wear, either Kansas League, is tied for first place rance of Andrew Jackson, who in strictly mUll-tailored or of the cloth • honors with Yates Center in the Neo As the world's most' monumental dorsed his papers with these letters of the soft dress·maker type in plain Famous Doubles sho Valley League composed of five liar we nominate old man Theysay. under the impression that it was the colors or checks. Buttons form the R. M. COLLINS teams. Ginger Rogers....Ruth Adele Woodard abbreviation of "AU Correct," which FIRE INSURANCE trimming. Cdmphor Trees Grow High he, according to the story, always Ruth Chatterton Frances Trimble George Dill, captain of the Rosedale Camphor trees sometimes grow to spelled "011 Korrect." Later the same More high school basket ball team, made Changeable bibs and neck pieces, Janet Gaynor _ _..Virglnia Hisle a height of 130 feet. story was told of John Jacob Astor, people a.. oar optical .....ce 1 o~ nineteen points against the Argen which are worn on crepe dresses are Zasu Pitts_ _ _..Ella Bowman William Henry Harrison and others. tIwa .., kIIIlI tine high school team of Kansas City. in style. Stan LaureL._ Roger Bumann , There are tImes when you just But the origin of this mark of ap· A Safe And Re- Polly Moran _ Virginia Hay can't say it with flowers. For in· 1prov,at i!' n~t definite known.. Web· liable Service The Emporia basketball team is Gay fl.oral prints made up in sim· Mae West (the walk anyway)_..._.. stance, when the hot water coil in the ster s new mtematlonal ~Ictlonar~ leading the Eastern Kansas Confer pie patterns are quite charming for ...... _ Eileen Stephenson furnance springs a leak ascribes it to the corruptlOn of a Dr. Swisher spring wear. With a wide collar of Jimmy Cagney Calvin Neptune ______._ Choctaw Indian word, "okeh," which ence with five wins and no games lost. o •• IJ N. BdQ. Emporia defeated Parsons, the leader starched linen, a linen belt and cuffs Franchot Tone _ Joe Pryor It is reported that in the big cities is said to mean "it Is so and in no of the South·East Kansas League. held with buttons, this new feature Ruby Keeler _ Maude Laney the mlllionair~s seldom attend nieht other way." President Wilson ap 8 aU.t III is go ng to be quite popular. clubes. No doubt th t is why they proved this th ory and used "okeh" The Central High of Kansas City An An lent Volcano are still mllionalres. In approving state papers. defeated Paseo High with a free 'For make-up your lipstick should A geologic announcement of inter. Dr. W. T. PLUMB, Optometri throw by Keyes. The score was 12·11. be very bright but in harmony with the est Is that of the discovery of an eX'J Next I A.k Tho e Who W Plumb G P eo is in the celler ot tho lea~8 color you re wearine. Powd r should tinct volc no in the Beartooth moun· know Iltandln,'1 With tral Ju ton. ,tep notl N too white, and It' r not taln. In Montana th t t. thou h.t to bor I. .. tfw 'OUIJo ~ 'I 4) THE DOOSTER, MARCR 1&, 1* The Snooper Exchanges .1------"-----·-··------"-·-, ....--..----1 Jokes I Dear Snooper: TOUGHA LUCKA Armando Galllnettl (handing Miss It seems as if no matter how hard Fintel his ~rlg. papers); "There are I try I can't get my brother's car un A danca, SCIENCE my Mae West proplems." less the gas tank is nearly empty. A data; j,_.._u_•• u __• __• •• • .+ Miss Fintel: "Mae West7" What can I do about it7 Perchanca Armando: "Yeah, I done lem Yours disgustedly, Out lata. Air Currents Cod-Liver Oil "Stinky" Davis Next daya It has now been conclusively prov In the near future you will prob wrong." A qulzza; en that currents in the upper air may ably be taking your cod-liver oil No passa.._ Deal' Stinky: blow in different. directions at differ while ,eating a candy bar. Fresh cod Salesman Bumann: "Smoke these Gee whlzzal The Evanstonlan, ent levels. A'case was recent\.y re If you'l'e not particular or "hard cigars and 600 coupons will get you Evanston, III. ported where a north bound pilot livers can now be mixed with cocoa up" 01' just "tight," invest In a few a banjo." flying over one of the Pacific coast in such a way that the good old moth balls and a can of kerosene. George Cannon: "You mean a harp routes with a 40 mile tail wind passed sunshine vitamin D can be retained "The Snooper" OPERETTAS don't you 7" Other schools are carrying on much a south bound pilot, 4,000 feet higher, without any objectionable taste or the same actvitles P H. S. is engaged who also was getting a 40 mile tail odor. A' small bar of candy made in Dear Snooper: Friend,: "What's your son's aver- In. wind. this method contains the equivalent It seems as if I just can't keep my age income?" For example, the Orange Peal from of one tablespoonful of cod-liver oil. mind focused 'on one girl; first it Is Mr. Stonecipher: "From two to WHO'S WHO Woodland, California, says that they Smashing Atoms one and then anothel'. I know they two-thirty A. M." are waiting as breathLessly for the It is now a recognized fact that (In the Zoo) can't help but be attracted to me yet Yellow Fever appearance of their operetta, "In the when atoms are smashed a highly Or I can't help It. Please remedy this Yellow fever, that scourge of the Jack Stone (dancing): "I wish Garden of the Shah'" as P. H. S. Is concentrated form of energy Is releas tropics, has now received anothel' situation, ed. The only draw-back to the using were in your shoes." Personality Rhymes Popul08rly yours, awaiting "Pinafore," tonight. stunning blow through the discovery The junior-senior high school at of this ever abundant energy is that Kathleen Resler:' "Perhaps, but I Clyde Skeen of a serum which immunizes human Junction City, Kansas, has chosen it-is difficult to score a direct hit, wish you would refrain from trying beings against it. This serum is the to get into them now." To a Genius "Princess Chrysanthemum" for its which is necessary to release this Dear Clyde: result of more than eight years of Garthus Thomas is a genius three-act operetta. It includes thirty stored up energy. The best score that You remedy the situation; It is research which cost the lives of sev musical numbers according to Miss has been made up to. this time is "Eavesdropping again," said Adam Has a new invention marvelous said you can't focus things you don't eral. Geralyn Anderson, the director. about two direct hits for every 10,000, as his wife fell out of a tree. Called the Gagget trap exalted have. 000 attempts. Catches sniveys fat and salted. ,"The Snooper" Uadia Stations GRADUATION Calvin Neptune: "This book looks Needles Who controls most of the radio P. H. S. seniors are not the only thinner than the first edition." To a Woman Killer Dear S'nooper: I Under a high power microscope stations in the world? Well the ones whose thoughts are turning grad Carl Edwards: "Yeah, this one has Everytime I have a date I come the average' needle appears blunt and United States controls over one-third Carlotis Fanska is a printer home with powder on my coat lapel uation-ward. La Crosse, Wisconsin, its appendix removed." rounded. The diameter of the point, of them, 686 to be exact. There are Who has worked through the wint and mother asks embarrassing ques seniors held a meeting in which it was where the roundness is the most pro- 1,426 radio broadcasting stations of er tions. What shall I do 7 decided that the girls were to wear nounced, may easily be measured. record operating throughout the Officer Main: "How did you knock Dishing Boosters out for kisses Marshall Shorter white afternoon dresses and the boys Even the finest sewing needles are world. Uussla ranks second to the him down?" To many pretty little misses. to don dark suits for the occasion. found to have a diameter of usually United States with seventy-three, Ray Gunther: "I didn't! I stopped to let him cross the street and he , Deal' 'Marshall: several thousandths of an inch. while Canada comes thir~ with six~y- I To an Arhst Y~u should invest in a bib and also fainted." ROYAL TEA A new kind of a needle has recent-' three: Twenty other fo.relgn countrles , Frankie Jameson Is a Bophomore wear a raincoat If you can't come out Last summer, according to the Law ly been manufactured with a diamond are .hsted a~ only havmg one broad of your reverie long enough to brush A studius one with brains galore?!! rence Budget, a nurse, Miss Matie point of but one ten-thousandth of an castmg statIOn each. Ever hear of the New Haven trap (calf-brains) off your, coat. Neeley, of Douglas Comity, Kansas inch across. This needle is to be used per who skinned II racoon and found "The Snooper" He spends his time in English class had the distinctive honor of talting to test the smoothness of polished For Airplane Safety a Yale man inside? ' By drawing pictur'Js for any win tea together with a number of other steel. Defective airplane parts are com some lass. Do' You Know That Inurses with the former Queen Eliza- pletely destroyed in ord(\r that they Wifey: "Here's an advertisement ___ beth of Belgium. "She was very gra- These Russian Farme~s Imay never be used again. One en- of a new kind of shirt that hasn't Approximately 8,600,000 persons cious," Miss Neley pointed out, "and Russian farmers expect to seed gine inspector of a large air line has any buttons." Movie Revue in the United States are injured at 1 let us take pictures of her In her gar seven times as much ground in 1934 destroyed more than four million Hubby: "Huh? That's nothing new work or play each year, with a den." Long live the queen! as they did in 1933 by the'use of dollars worth of faulty parts since I've been wearing that kind for "Ace of Aces"-Clayton Graves. ' resultant economic loss of some $2,0 __' _ airplanes. These airplanes are all 1918. If such parts ""ere not pounded years." "Beloved"-Eleanora Deruy. 00,000,000. ready in use' in some sections to to pieces they might find their way "Golden Harvest"-Graduation. In 1933 one person out of each 16 of eradicate vermine and noxious to the junk yard and might be used Mona Helm: "I had a boy in St. "Myrt and Marge"-Helen Duncan the nearly 130,000,000 people in this insects, destroy the larvae of malaria as replacements, thus endangering Joseph at my feet practically all and Marj Bowyer. . country were seriously hurt in acci mosquitoes, and to protect the forests the lives of both pilots and passen- summer." "Stlrawberl'y Roan"'-Jack Over dents. from fires. gel's. St. Joseph Girl: "Yes, he said he man. Most of the cabbage seed produced I was going to the dogs when I turned "Tillie and Gus"-Isabel Benelli in this country. comes from the' .PugetI him down last winter." and Hugh Bachman. Sound region m western Washmgton Society The Globe Trotter "Midshipmen Jack"--Jack Banks. where growers make a speciality'of • "Eat 'em Alive"-Fred Trefz. it. Notice-When you have a party For the first time in 1,300 years Weather Forecast "Horsepl08y"-Melford Butler. ~ivorces Reno granted on,y 2,437 please report it to. Miss Trimble's official diplomatic relations have been "The Chief"-Of the junior class, in 1933. room, 204, or to a .member of the established between Persia and China Unexpected Showers-Leland Schla- Jack Frlggeri. • There are about 10 times as many ...... rr Jornalism class. We want all of Persia has been under the rule of so pper-Edith Louise Riley "Big Time or Bust"-Chester Ward. barbers and hairdressers in tliis coun- --'-----" your parties but don't always hear Light Snow-Alice Haigler-Bl'ent "It's Great to Be Alive"-Says ,• try today as there were in 1850. Attention, Phil! many dynaties, that defnlte relations about them or are unable to locate had not been made for some time. The Kumm. Rosamond Atkins. There are' over 620 firms listed in the anyone who knows the detaails. Please Continued Mild - Margaret Douglas "The Scarlet Empress" _ Arlene New York Stock Exchange. Don't you wish you could do that 7 new Persian diplomat to China is cooperate with us in this matter. Hassein Khan Keyostrean. -Hank Bitner. Cann. One reason fewer aliens are coming Why doesn't he do this 7 Or why Changeable - Frankie Collins-Jack to this country is that naturalization doesn't he do that? are some of the G h "Wonder Bar"-If it's candy, how A hobby having a wide appeal to ra am. about a "Cake Eater?" fees have increased approximately remarks to be heard when the coal Virginia Wheeler, senior, entertain coU~cting. Partly Cloudy - Eileen Stevenson- "Th G d C ." G rth 300 per cent since 1929. man is laboriously shoveling coal for ed the following"- guests at a bridge man is that· of autograph B b H e 00 ompamons - a party Friday night, March 9, at hel' Even famous people, themselves, like 0 erm~n. . Thomas and Robert Tharrington. our use. No Change m Temperature-Bonme "P I k" E I B I' home on 410 S. Olive: Dortha Fadler, to collect, such as some of the movie . d M I h' a 00 a - •l' e 0 mger. Overheard In the heart of the city: Anybody who is, looking for an Klrkwoo --Jack cG at m. "L C b " LI d All "See that skyscraper? I helped watch expert coal shoveler will find one in ALice Mendenhall, Betty May Jenkins, stars- Bing Crosby, Jack Oakie, and Continued Mild _ Jane Murphy _ "one ow oy -: oy en.. all the excavating." the journalism class. With heads Edith Louise Riley, Wiill,tta German, Claudette Colbert are a few who do. Jack Whitescarver. Master of Men -Lyle Casparl. crashing 'against the glass and noses Mary Elizabeth Robson, Dorothy Mit Some people collect the autographs Hot Getting Hotter-Maribel Shirk ~~======spread all over the window panes, chell, Mary Caskey, Elizabeth Dan of the, presidents, others the signers ...:..rulian Shelton. EVANS MUSIC & BOOK CO. the journalists gain unlimited know iels, Kathleen Resler, and Grace Nor of the Declaration of Independence Warmer-DorothY Jane Wilson- Manhattan Cafe dyke. and so on. The autograph of Charles Roll Davis. Pianos Radios A. w. (Slim) Otten ledge of the art of coal shoveling. And here's an excellent chance for Prizes were won by Edith Louise Lindbergh is more expensive than ITepid- Betty Jean Fink-Leo Fro- Everything Musical HAMBURGERS, CHILI Phil to put "la pelle" to work. Riley, Grace Nordyke, and Alice that of any other living celebrity, for lich. I AND MEALS Mendenhall. .he rarely sends anyone his signature. Rising Temperature-Francis King- 317 North Broadway Pittsburg First and Broadway John Stevenson. Dresden China isn't China at all; No Relief - Opal Paul-Armando The Judgement Rogel' Bumann, senior, invited the PITISBURG STEAM LAUNDRY following friends to his home on 1009 its really porceLain, made from a clay Gallinetti. Grade card time again, and every S. Catalpa, last Sunday night: Edit.h called Kaolin. In 1709 the secret of Very Hot- Sammie Casky - Tan SATISFACTION GUARANTEED Flowers making this fine porcelain was dis- Powers. one has a quickening of the pulse and Louise Riley, EIJa Bowman, Mary E. Rush, Prop. WRIGHT'S GREENHOUSE a more attentive attitude towards the Eileen Ferns, Virginia Burger, David covered by a young chemist, Johann Cool, Getting Cooler-Elizabeth Ann instructors. Beasly, Robert Dorsey, Jack Myers. Frlderick Bottager. The first factory Shirk-Frank Gavin. 110 N. Bdwy. Phone 351 to make this type of wear was located Sultry-Dorothy June Eyeman-Bill 201 W. Kansas Phone 237 What is a grade card for7 It Is Time was spent playing cards. merely the visible report of what near Dresden, Germany. Porcelain is Rogers. your teacher£l think your work is too fine for table wear, but the petty Fair-Beatrice Edge-Guido Gallin- See our Line of Name Cards First worth. Many students say they wish Shades of Invisibility sheperdess dolls, etc., one see in shops ettic. We Give a Card Case Free With MUSIC SUPPLIES they didn't have grade cards but re are usually made of "Dresden China.' Thunder in. the West--Ann O'Dell! Every Order of GO or More ally they take a certain pride in dis Chairs tipped back, music stands Smith-Max Sandford. ~op BOTEFURR'. playing their achievements to their one on of the other, gasping A yo'ung student, Arthur Grant, of No rain expected-Elizabeth Gall- Realart Printing Co. fellow class -men, and after all, we do inquiri ·Purple .Dra ons Swamp • Champ , 32 16 Revenge , Pittsburg had doubled th'eil' score, Hi-Y Holds Meetingv MCPHERSON RECEIVES D1WG STOUE COWBOY Undertake Project John Albertson, star Viking center, VARIETY OF ANSWERS LOSES SHIUT IN BET Pittsburg Wins went tou of the game on fouls ncar Hood, Row, Carder, Torris, Coulson the close of the game. Ends Parsons 'Vinnlng Streak Lead Discussions in Five Regional Meet This loss endeu the long winning Hi.Y Chapters streak of Parsons for it was the first loss Parsons has l'eceived from the At Coffeyville hands of a league team in more than two seasons of play. Thus the vic· Dragons Pull Rapidly Away Af· tor~' came as a sweet revenge for the Purple Dragons', having taken the ter First Quarter; Score count of 34-24 on the Viking's court, Doubled Although Parsons wus defeated, they have recceived a special invita tion to compete in the state' tourn At State Tourney ament at Topeka. Besides capturing the S. E. K. championship they have "Duck" Nool' Leads HolTman C3~(·I'r. been leading contenders in state In Rom)) Ovcr Parsons meets for the past four years. With 12 Points The box score: FT F The determined Pittsburg Purple Dragons took \ the Parsons Vikings, 0 1 champions of the Southeast Kansas 1 1 League for the count of 32-16 win 0 4 ning the finals of the regional class 0 0 A basketball tournament at Coffey 5 3 ville. 0 0 The Parsons busketeers appeared 0 {' fagged after nosing out the Coffey 2 0 ville Golden Tornadoes in the semi 0 0 finals. The undefeated Pursons crew won, 25 to 24, but a shot by Kinni- 8 9 . son, Coffeyville forwurd, therw II scare in the Parsons camp as the ball FT F ro11ed off the I'ing in the closing sec 0 2 onds. 0 2 Noor Outstanding 4 2 "Duck" Noor, big center who was 4 2 named A11 S, E. K. guard, led the at 0 2 tack for Pittsburg by ussuming a total of twelve points, ta11ying four field goals and foul' free throws. The gamed opened with Williams, Parsons guard, collecting a conple of charity tosses on Skeen's foul. Noor evened it up with a short shot and Albertson tallied to send the Vikingl; Society in the lead, 4 to 2. Noor scored from under the basket and then combined The T. T. T. club met Saturday with Skeen to put the purple, clad afternoon at the home of Katherine cagers on top, !l to 4, us the first Parker. Time was spent playing quarter came to a clo~e. ·'·umes. The prizes were won by Doro After that game seemed to be on thy Smith and Shirley Jean Smith, ice 'for Pittsburg chalked up a 17-7 and the hostess. lead at the half and continued their tight defense an,d powerful drive to bring the third quarter an end, 23-12. Carp's Teeth Set Fa~ Back In the final period the Dmgons kept The teeth of the carp are set so far flying ahead, ta11ing nine points to back in its mouth that this fish can four for Parsons, and as the final literally be said to masticate its food New gun boomed Parsons found that in its throat. Spring Skirts $1 95 Tweeds and solid colors to wear with your coat as a swagger suit. New Blouses and sweaters in IGnt or Sheer Cittons The Senior High School Music Department $1 19 Presents ~ 5th and Broadway THE FAMOUS COMIC OPERA Thurs. Assembly H. M. S. PINAFORE By Gilbert and Sullivan Gutteridge ,to Avon Park / Florida; Spring Training Camp of Columbus Teaml __ Don Gutteridge, youthful ball play· The following season, "Runt" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~ er of Pittsburg, left Monday afwr Marr Joplin Class "A" manager, want· ~ ~ .' ~ ~ noon to report to tho training heaet ed Don's services for his team; and it ~. quarters of the Columbus Redbirds ~ ICE .•~, was rumored that he tried to buy him ~ ~ at Avon Park, Florida. ~ ~ from the Lincol," club, but without ,~. A refrigerator without a drain ... An Orchestra of 20 Gutteridge got his' start on the success. Don returne'd to Nebraska to ~ ~ A Cast of 80 .... has no means of eliminating ~, sandlots with the rest of the boys in have the most successful season of his ~ ~ ,.. fO(ld, gases, and odors. ,.. Pittsburg, but he soon surpassed tho young and eventful career. ~ ~ other youngsters of h:s age and look Considered the fastes man in the ~: An ice refrigerator has a drain. ~: ed for bigger things to conquer. The loop and leading the league in batting ,., An ice refrigerator is best even ,.. K. C. S. sponsored the Flying Crow ~ ~ Senior High School Auditorium it wasn't long before he became reo .... though it is the cheapest. .~, team then and they needed younger ~t " • ~ cognized as one of the best players ~ ~ talent. Don got his chance. in the state; and at the close of the ,~.., 'OZARKA .•~, After staning for three years with season; although on the "cellar" club ~ ~ the Southem's team he thought he ~ ~ Friday, March 16, 193~ he was placed on the mythical all stsr ,... Drink Eureka Springs Water ,., would t.ry to Ihake a showing in Class team at second base. ~ ~ "C" ball at JopUn Mo "Red" Wilson '~ For Health and Enjoyment .... then erstwhile m'alla~er, couldn't 0: When the seaaon ter~ated Don was ~ ~ wouldn't "see" Gutteridge and let him .purchased form the Lmcoln club b' ~ ~ slide. the St. Louis Cardinals and Later told :~ ~' Adm. 2 c I Stl1l having confidence in himself to reporb the Columbus club of the AME Ie N 8:15 P. M.. to ~ J Dqn signed a contract with he Lin. American association this spring. coin club of the Nebr ka state Columbus haa its spring training ~ ~ ~ E VI E co. league and from mid-season made camp at Avon Park, Florida, and ,~. Phon 71 •6·/ ,such a good showing th t they were. starts tl'aining March fifteenth under ~ I ~ gel' fo hil lemcel th followi~ the I ad l' hip of ger Ray I I'I r. I 'lbllO;l~_IQOj~~~aoc"cii , ,