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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student at Carroll Collected. It has been accepted for inclusion in The aC rroll News by an authorized administrator of Carroll Collected. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Blue Streak batters J rip open home season V® ~ --~ with 20-2 win 1 page 13 I ...... arro ews Volume 88 Number 7 • March 22, 1995 Streaks Lavelle listed as eam All ineversibly comatose James Aurlcchlo much of his 1llness. Derek Dlaz In addition, Lavelle, 60, was American !ClThe Carroll News moved from the Meridta Commu Sincethetimeof his collapse in nity South Pointe Hospital in status the university exercise center Warrensville Height to the A. M. threeweeksago,JohnCarroll Uni McGregor retirement community Matt Durbin versity President Rev. Michael]. in East Cleveland According to Staff Reporter. Lavelle Sj., has been diagnosed as University offiCials, the nursing Thea Consler carved her irreversibly comatose. Tuesday, staff there w1ll care for the priest niche into the Blue Streak record doctors, acting upon provisions in but, in the event of another sen book, becoming the first female the jesUit's living wi ll,removed hy ous medical condmon, will not track and field All-American in drationandfeedingtubesfrom the take steps to revive him. john Carroll athletics history. ailing president. lavelle apparently suffered The stand-out junior placed fifth Doctors estimate that without see LAVELLE, page 3 in the long jump at the NCAA nourishment, lavelle could have Division Ill Indoor Track and three to five days left to live. University officials begin Field National Championships, Lavelle's sister, Helen, has re search for new president. March 10-11. mained at his bed-stde during page3 L------~ With a jump of 5.41 meters, Consler joined grapplers Aaron Sheetsandjj. Huszczo, who both Ten students cited in placedfourthattheNCAA Divi sion III National Wrestling marijuana busts Championships and diver Frank D'Angelo as john Carroll's win- James Aurlcchlo people," said one concerned stu· wor!V w 1\ \ •l Consler overcame a touch of Campus police conffscatea KJ li not "fui illness and the jet lag of travel marijuana and related parapher any knowledge of a list." She added mg cross country in earning a nalia in two separate mcidcntson that she is interested only in those 31st place finish overall for the the second floor of Bernet ha lllast that have been cited by Campus Streaks. She even shortened her Friday. Then, acting on informa police thus far Spring Break in South Padre Is tion received in one seizure, Cam About dorm room searches on land, Texas to return to Ohio to Courtesy ot Gr Letters are due in S.U. Office by Monday, March 27 by 12 p.m. Monday March 27: Meeting for all candidates in S.U. Office at 8 p.m. Monday April 3 & Tuesday April 4: Primary Elections Monday April 10 & Tuesday April 11: General Elections Positions Available include: PREsidENT, VicE-PREsidENT, SECRETARy, TREASURER, ON-CAMpus SENATORS ANd Off-CAMpus SENATORS. 4 WORLD VIEW The Carroll News, March 22, 1995 Manufacturers help workers get over dropping PesD Chris Kraul ing from the peso devaluation. Mat tel, whose 2,000-employee employees for punctuality, one of will begin leaving for the United C1995, Los Angeles Times Good for profits, the peso's fall has toy plant is one of Tijuana's larg many special cash bonus awards States for h igher paying jobs, TIJUANA, Mexico - Under been devastating for employees' est, has been giving away food and that have cropped up since De threatening the relative stability normal circumstances, a 40 per finances and morale and created a clothing since the peso began cember. that had finally settled over the centdropinthecostoflaborwould potentially vola tile workplace eli dropping last Dec. 20. Honeywell, The extra benefits don't come maquiladora industry here after make any business owner jump mate. As a result, many which makes heating systems near to making up for the loss in years of high turnover and worker for joy. maquiladora managers are giving controls in Tijuana, instituted a buying power suffered by scarcity. But several operators of for some of the peso's decline back to free breakfast program. Sony, maquiladora workers, who receive "We found many of our em eign-owned -·maquiladoras· - or workers in other ways to get which has a huge television as wages in pesos but pay dollar ployees were just devastated," said manufacturing plants, many of around the Mexican government's sembly plant, helps employees based prices for many of life's es Robert S.jezak, vice president and them built along the US-Mexi lO percent limit on wage increases with transportation costs. And sentials in this border town, from general manager of Mattei's can border - say they are ambiva -a pay hike that the maquiladoras KSC, a manufacturer of stereo rent an.asoline to milk and Tijuana plant. "We tried to do some lent about the cost savings result- granted in january. speakers, is awarding bonuses to clothes. things to make up for the loss.· In dollar terms, the devalua Angelica Mueller, who helps tion has lowered Mexico's mini run Honeywell's plant in south mum wage from $1.20 an hour to east Tijuana with 850 employees, 70 cents an hour, although most said her Minneapolis-based oom maquiladora workers average pany has been able to give back Now that you're going to roughly twice that. Several em half of the 50 percent loss in buy ployees interviewed last Friday ing power caused by the devalua said they are still staggering from tion. gradLiate school, how the peso's fall. " We are committed to the " All of us are disgusted by the country," Mueller said. "It's a sen government who robbed us, not sitive situation for Honeywell do you plan to pay for it? the companies," said Juana wanting to comply with the gov Hernandez, a worker at KSC. ernment guidelines but wanting Many operators of to do everything we can for em maquiladoras say they feel com ployees." The Mexican and U.S. pelled to offer special income governments established the supplements and provisions to try maquiladora program in 1965 to to ameliorate the peso's collapse. try to stem illegal immigration Ask us. A second lO percent pay hike, and create jobs for Mexicans. It al meanwhile, has been authorized lowed foreign-owned plants to by the government for April. Plant open in Mexico to take ad vantage operatorsworrytheymaydevelop of low-cost labor as long as the an image of feeding off Mexico's plants' output, for the most part, misery. was sent back to the United States For Graduate Students And many fear that employees for consumption. 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All are - us ia on ay fired part of the former W. r , Assist Loan. another broadside at NATO plans which collapsed with the fa ll of to expand into Eastern Europe, the Iron Curtain and subsequent And, all of the Citibank Grad casting a pall over a conference disintegration of the Soviet Union. uate Loan Programs offer: intended to promote stability NATO Secretary General Willy you study or where yo u cur Claes in Paris told the OSCE gath • easy repayment, across the continent. rently bank, you can count In the opening session of the eringMondaythat the alliance has on Citibank, the nation's . low interest rates, two-day meeting in Paris of the no intention of again dividing the Organization for continent but number one originator of • no application fees, Security and Co- still intends to student loans, to help finance • an easy application process, operation in Eu- "Why rush things widen its mem your education. rope, leaders bership. • fast approvals, fromits52mem- if we run the risk "NATO also For Medical Students ber nations had wishes to ex • and one toll-free number (pursui11g allopathic and just approved a of creating new tend the advan to call for answers to all tages of security osteopath ic medicine) The pact designed to your questions. guarantee bor- lines of division?" and stability to CitiMedical Loan Program ders and minor- the East, with offers Federal Stafford For more information ity rights when out wanting to Andrei Kozyrev Loans and our exclu ive and an application for a Russian Foreign isolate anyone," Minister Andrei Claes said, Citibank Graduate Loan, MedicalAssist Loan . Kozyrev omitting any call 1-8()0.692-8200, For MBA Students warned that NATO expansion direct reference to Kozyrev's com and ask for Operator 256. could trigger a new East-West con plaint. The CitiMBA Loan frontation. Kozyrev is scheduled to meet Program offers Federal "Why rush things if we run with U.S. Secretary of State War Stafford Loan and our the risk of creating new lines of ren Christopher in Geneva on division?" Kozyrev asked, echoing Wednesday and Thursday for fur exclusive MBAAssist Loan. CITIBAN At least three people are dead and 200 admitted to Tokyo hospitals after methyl cyanide gas spread through the city's sub way system Monday. Authorities said thesubstancecausesdeath if inhaled in concentrated forms, and are considering it a terrorist act despite the fact that no one has yet claimed responsibility. The Japanese now face the same culture shock that America under went at the time of the World Trade Center Bombing over a year ago. Many survivors of the attack were heard uttering the very same thing Americans said, "Things like this don't happen here." House GOP leaders have announced their intentions to freeze defe:nse spending over the next five years. The GOP has estab lished a $270 billion ceiling that may cause dissent among Re publican party members. The plan still calls for spending roughly $50 billion more than President Clinton had intended. NetscapeCommunicationsCorporationannouncedthisweek that 19 major corporations, including Microsoft and Visa Interna tional plan to implement Netscape's new technology of Internet security, which will make the Internet safe enough for electronic Tort refonn may not be panacea commerce. Netscape has devised a number of software codes to authenticate the identities of proper users and scramble corpo James Aurlcchlo weeks recuperating at home, and some jurors, "That made me really rate messages obtained by electronic eavesdroppers. These speci World View Editor then was admitted again for skin angry, said one of the 12 in an in fications are being considered by industrial groups as standard Therearesomeoutrageoussto grafts. terview with Newsweek. "Each additions to present technology. ries out there: Hall urban legend, According to ABC's Nightline, statistic is somebody badly half oral tradition. Stories of in when McDonald's was first noti burned." Com pi led by Christine Dresch, Assistant World View Editor credible law suits that make some fied of the incident by judy Allen, Months later a judge knocked turn red with anger, some white liebeck's daughter, the corpora the total award down to $640,000. with nausea, and some green with tion offered $800. After insurance, "It is appropriate to punish and · envy. the out-of -pocket expense of the deter" this corporate policy, Judge Did you hear abouttheguythat incident, according to Allen was The trial: Is it justice Robert H. Scott said in his deci was about to commit suicide? He just over $2,000. sion. Rather than go through nu held a gun up to his temple and Allen wrote the company sev merous appeals, the parties settled was about to shoot when the phone eral times, at first just to advise later, for an undisclosed amount. or is it drama? rang. He turned to look at the them that the coffee was too hot. But current Tort reform may Brian Chandler of a Supreme Court whose jus phone and shot the gun at the same But as medical costs rose, the fam not have had much impact on this Staff Reporter tices hold li fe tenure. Si nce it is time. Poor guy blew his nose clean ily decided that they should find a case. Measures passed by the Throughout the past year, mil only possible to remove federal off. Anyway he sued the phone lawyer. House of Representatives a fort lions of Americans have been judges through impeach ment, company for making th e phone Enter: Reed Morgan, an attor night ago use the same formula glued to television sets following w h ich presupposes the judge rin and the gun company for ney from Houston who won atjudge Scott d id here. T h at is, making the gun go off- and he $30,000 for a client in 1988, after a punitive damages may not exceed California v Simpson. Tabloid tele opinion would ha~ mJnim won! similar coffee incident with triple the compensatory. vision programs, of ten times hold feet on the wheels of jusuce. This When the Association for Tort McDonald's. Morgan originally But another major part of the ing an audience at least equiva process prevents the abuse of a Reform in America was search asked for $100,000 dollars in com reform is contingency fee arrange lent to more rep utable news minonty by the opinion of the ing for a focal point, there seemed pensatory damages and triple that ments in the civil-courts. Cur sources, have broadcasted vast majority. Fairness, rather than an obvious choice: That old lady for punitive damages. McDonald's rentl y,fees in the average ci villaw speculations of various unknown popular opimon, is what is sup in New Mexico who had sued would not settle. Days before the suitequala third of the final award. witnesses, suspects, and theories. posed to take precedence in our McDonald's for three million dol trial, settlement offers were traded, Reform would limit an attorney's Indeed, through the massive me judicial system. lars and won. All because she but never matched. take to 10 percent for the first dia coverage of the legal proceed These Constitutional factors burned hersell with some hot cof The jury handed Liebeck $100,000 awarded and five per ings in California vs. Simpson, the have been frequently ignored in fee. How ridiculous, right? $200,000 in compensatory dam cent for every $100,000 thereafter. public is vulnerable to vast the case California vSimpson. The Stella Liebeck received th ird ages, and $2.7 million in punitive. This may qiscourage some in amounts of false or speculative public has of ten times ignored the degree burns on her thighs but Jurors whom had heard that the law profession from taking on information. presupposition that in the United tocks and Labia after the 170 de McDonald's received approxi questionable cases, and keep States, one is innocent until gree coffee she had been holding mately700burncomplaintsayear award money in the hands of the Commentary proven guilty. between her legs to add cream and (the defense estimated that at one people. Equally, Tort reform Some people, however, are now sugar, spilled in the bucket seat of in every 24 million cups), felt that has only gone as far as to battle This large influx of media cov considering themselves credible, her grandson's car. the company needed to be pun manufacturing liability, and does erage, in all likelihood, affects the informed, and qualified enough Lie beck spent seven days in an ished for their carelessness. not apply to medical malpractice opinions and attitudes of the pub to judge the guilt of their fellow Albequrque hospitaL three more The use of statistics bothered or other areas. lic. Now, it seems everyone has an citizens. The very purpose of the opinion in·regard to this case. The justice system is to prevent this question, "So do you think OJ. did very dangerous judgment by the Spiritualism makes a retum to Japan it?" has become a regularity in majority from takingplace. lnso Thomas Easton their lives." The interest of busi themselves as Buddhist, 118 mil small talk and informal conversa ciety, we agree to allow our sys ~1995, The Baltimore Sun nessmen is more than just an in lionasShinto, 15 million as Chris tions. Various polls have also been tem of courtsthepowertoenforce FUNABASHI, Japan -For fatuation,and is anything but ma tian and 11 million asadherentsof released, complete with l-800 re the laws we as a nation decide nearly50years,eversince Emperor terialistic. The contrast between some other faith - a total of 220 sponse lines, that ask the nation's imperative to the overall well be Hirohito renounced his divinity, their studies and their workplace million -in a country of only 124 citizens their feelings toward the ing of the state. The public's view the closest thing this country has lives could hardly be more strik million. case at hand as well as "OJ.'s" sus of this case, however, has become had to a national religion has been ing. "That all means there is no feel pected guilt or innocence. a form of entertainment analo work. For legions of managers, Akira Itro, 44, is an insurance ing at all," said Takehiko This case is an example of the gous to soap operas, where a sub long hours in the workplace have executive. Shuichi Nakamura, 36, Yamaguchi, an insurance execu increasing perversion of this stantial proportion of the public been the best demonstration of works for a pharmaceutical com tivestudyingat the schoolfor Bud- nation's judicial system. Much of tunes in to watch the testimony faith. pany. Each has already logged dhism. · the citizenry, unaware of the pre daily. But now a small, albeit grow years at the office, donning "The Japanese understand re ponderance of the evidence and Regardless of the ongoing tes ing number of white-collar work starched white shirts and devot ligions not as ideas about faith, but of ten times ignorant of the Ameri timony, Mr. Simpson's trial has not ers is seeking to become Buddhist ing the day to building market only as events." can judicial system itself, has yet concluded. The coverage of monks. They come to a notably share. Excepton major holidays, most rushed to judge a man based upon this trial does provide an excep quiet institution in this Tokyo sub "My co-workers think believ religious institutions are deserted, celebrity status or various other tional opportunity for the Ameri urb. Their work at the Tokyo Inter ing in Buddhism is fine, but they or open only to sell good-luck factors irrelevant in a homicide can people to become better edu national Buddhism School re find it difficult to understand why charms. case. cated in the ways of American volves around chanting, the study someone would actually study it," Buddhism was introduced to Much of the public does not justice. of Buddhist ceremonies and re saidNakamura,ashestudiedChi japan during the sixth century realize that the belief sof the popu However the public should be flections on nothingness _ how nese lettering in a prayer book. and for more than a thousand years lace are not necessarily relevant cautioned against any hasty nothingisabsoluteand how noth "They are incredulous that some was a focus of Japanese life. From to this case at hand. judgement of Simpson's guilt. ing lasts. one would take a day off from 1600 to 1868, adherence to Bud The American judicial system Study the trial and learn, but do " For many of these people, work to learn." dhism was required by law, and was constructed by the not interfere with the process of a work has always been enough," For most Japanese, religion is the religion - one promoting sell Constitution's founders to be free supposedly fa ir trail by prema said Okumi Shinji, a priest con something to be nodded at but reflection - mirrored a country ofthefrequenrlychangingwhims turely judging the defendant, our ducting a recent class. " But they neveractuall y practiced.There are that wanted to remain isolated of the population at large. judicial system, as well as our na have never learned how to live 89 millionjapanese who identify from the rest of the world. This is evident in the creation tion depends on it. 6 FEATURES The Carroll News, March 22, 1995 Berry taught sociology atjCU duringthe1992-93academicyear March raises but left teaching to work as the . . . 0~/)~C' W.. : ~tO'('( M c:r>i}7 { coordinating supervisor for The MaJor Ci ties u ~.:> Berti ce BerryShow. across the U.S. began Perhaps Women's History awareness of to celebrate Interna just one." Month was best summarized by Pope john tional Women's Day In honor of this year's Women's History Paul II when he explained that its intent is with commemora Month,formerJ C U professor Bernita Berry to acknowledge the "social and civil rights women's past tiveeventsduring spokeatjCUWednesdaynightonthe topic in the light of the dignity and identity of theearlyl970sto of "Women in the Media". each woman." acknowledge women's ac complishments. Students share RTA bus experiences W o m e n ' s Marla Trlvlsonno mostly occur as you get closer to down History Month Staff Reporter town. Drivers do not carry change. got its official stan, If you don't have a car on campus and The fare will cover three transfers. One however, in 1977 when schools in Sonoma need a way to get around, did you ever think simply asks the driver for the transfer and County, California, designated the month of trying the bus? receives a card. The card is inserted in a slot of March as a way of raising local aware What's that? How do you know which when the rider gets on the next bus and the Sherry Lucchetti ness about women's history. bus goes where? What time will the bus fare is considered paid. Staff Reporter Sincel98l,Congresshasannuallypassed arrive? Do you have to switch buses? I Weeklyormonthly passes, in which you "From author to astronaut to able par a proclamation declaring a National found out these answers can be found with pay in advance, are sold at Finasts, drug- ent, women have embraced a myriad of Women's History Week surrounding the a little practice and a few phone calls. challenging roles throughout our Nation's week of March 8th. Over the years, this After gatheringsome information about history," said President Bill Clinton in his week, which centers around the Interna where to pick up a bus and the assurance of proclamation of Women's History Month tional Women's Day, gradually became rec freshman commuter Brian Crego, I set out last March. ognized by Congress as Women's History form y first bus ride. I planned to ride from The origin of March as Women's History Month. Women's History Month com the corner of Mayfield and Green to Rich Month can be traced back to March 8,1857 memorates the struggles of women to as mond Mall. when a group of women in New York's gar sert their rights. Armed with a bus schedule and five ment and textile industries took it upon Women such as Harriet Beecher Stowe quarters, I arrived at Mayfield and Green themselves to protest unfair labor prac and Harriet Tubman, who fought against and then wondered exactly which corner tices. slavery, and Susan B. Anthony, who fought to stand on. I saw an orange, brown, and In 1910, Clara Zetkin, a German labor for women's suffrage, are all honored dur white RTA sign that said 9-X and 9-B. Since leader, proposed the idea of an International ing this month. these matched my schedule, I decided to Women'sDaytobecelebrated every March Pioneers like Amelia Earhart, founder of stand there and wait. 8th in recognition of women's struggles for the "Ninety Nines," an organization for And wait. Busesseemedtogobyinevery a better life. This idea was accepted and women pilots, and Billie Holiday, a Black direction but the one I needed. celebrated by socialist countries for the next blues singer, are also remembered. One half hour after my bus was sched 60years. Dr. Marian Morton, a professor of uled to arrive, a bus which said "Richmond After the Russian Revolution, Interna Women's 20th Century History at john Mall" came flying right by me, turned the tional Women's Day was declared an offi Carroll, said that Women's History Month corner, and then stopped. Of course, I got to cial holiday in what was formerly the So is not only about famous women in history the other side of the street too late to get on viet Union. but also about remembering that "all the bus. I decided to wait for the next one International Women's Day was not cel women make contributions to their soci there, but when it was 10 minutes late, I was n,. U1117 1ta 11' ~ ebrated in the United States untill967 when ety." rather disappointed and just gave up. some women's groups picked up on the Mortonhumorouslyadded that"women From this experience, I would recom- idea and publicized it. should be remembered every month, not mend calling the operator and asking for stores, bookstores, and newsstands. If you the specifics of where ride often, this method is really cost effec you should stand. If I tive. had been on the right Crego said that though the bus is conve corner, I would have nient, he has also run into some problems. caught the bus easily. "The first time I took the bus, I didn't have Linda Krecic, media any dollar bills," he said. "All I had in my relation director for RTA, change drawer were nickels." He didn't no recommends that first tice that the money was being added up time bus riders call 621- automatically so he asked the driver to tell great scores ... 9500 and talk to an op him when to stop. The driver decided to erator. The operator can count down aloud, nickel by nickel mail you a system road A second problem occurred when his Kaplan helps you focus mapandcanalsotell you bus broke down. "We were coming up the most direct route Warrensville Center Rd.," Crego said, "and your test prep study from your present loca we got to the top of the hill that goes down where you need it most. tion to your desired des just before the gas station, and the engine tination. Bus schedules started making this horrendous noise. The We'll show you the can be found at libraries, driver coasted it to the curb." Another bus proven skills and test city halls and on the was coming within minutes to pick-up pas taking techniques that buses themselves. sengers, but Crego decided to walk the re Bus fare is $1.25 and maining two blocks to Carroll. help you get a higher kids and seniors do re However, despite these exceptional sto score. ceive discounts. Gener ries, Crego emphasized, "It's really pretty ally, riders pay when relaxing. You get on there with your they get on. Exceptions Walkman and unwind a little bit before great skills ... are straight forward and you start your day." The Christian Life Kaplan has the most complete arsenal of test prep tools available. From videos to software to virtual Community will present reality practice tests with computerized analysis to great teachers who really care, nobody offers you more ways to practice. The Living Stations Call: (216)831-2233 of the Cross get a higher score Wednesday, March 29 KAPLAN 10 p.m. St. Francis Chapel The Carroll News, March 22, 1995 FEATlRES 7 'Destiny' tackles AIDS Kramer's unique play presents an activist's approach to exploring his daily battle with life and bureaucracy Melissa Tllk and debate with their uncooperative pa Assistant Managing Editor tient throughout the play. For the next two weekends, The Destiny From his hospital bed Ned observes, wit ofMe, larry Kramer's play about his struggle nesses and interacts with himself and his with AIDS and his past, will be performed family through the character Alexander in Kulas Auditorium. (Benjamin A. Kuhlman). He attempts to "This is an important play with impor come to grips with his homosexual iden tant ideas behind it, especially for the age tity, attain some level of family acceptance bracket present on a college campus," said and search fortrue love and understanding. director james F Beck, assistant professor of When it comes to the text of the play communications. "The 18 to 25 age group is itself,BeckfeelsKramer'sstyleanddramatic experiencing the highest rate of infection." form work well to present the struggles Ned According to Beck, Kramer is a leading is encountering. figure in the fight "Dramatically, this is a well-crafted play against AmS. He to blend the past and the present, showing "The has been very vocal us the past through Ned's eyes as well as and founded the through the eyes of the child, Alexander,n tragedy of Gay Men's Health said Beck. "It's a play haunted by songs of Crisis (GMHC) in love imagined but not attained, anthems this play Is New York City. He for a man whose loneliness long predates also founded ACT his isolation imposed by illness.n that Ned UP, the AIDS Coali Perhaps a portion of Kramer's own play tion To Unleash introduction best serves to explain the Power. "People show's concept "1 found myself talking to learns how should know who this kid more and more. I found myself that individual writing these little scenes between the two to love and (Kramer] was,n said of us. I was in trouble. I was falling in love Beck. with this kid. I, who face a mirror-and the yet he is Kramer closely world with difficulty, had found something, molds his own ex inside myself, to love. I found myself writ about to periences and feel ing this kid's journey-one that could only ings into the main complete itself in death.n die." character, Ned The Destiny of Me presents the story of Weeks (Travis P. a tragic family plagued by missed opportu Lattimore), a homo nities and misunderstandings. It is through F. sexual AIDS activ- Tlm Cuhk James Beck Alexander's interactions with his parents Ben Kuhlman (seated), Rick Wilson (doctor), and Travis P. Lattimore (on bed) are ist who checks him that the audience is able to observe Ned's featured in Larry Kramer's The Destiny of Me. The play opens this Friday in Kulas self intoahospitalforanexperimentaltreat troubled and sometimes disturbing child Auditorium at 8 pm. ment. hood. His mother, Rena Weeks (Carrie d is under are o . n fi oman Della Vida(Rick Wilson) and hiswife,Nurse chose security over passion and tries to ful Kovatch) that Alexander is able to grow mores amantha D'An ·lo and Hanniman (Trishalana Kopaitich), two gov fill the needs of others while sometimes and experience love. Ham way as nurses in the hospital. ernment-employed hospital staffers who neglecting the problems on her doorstep. "Ned comes from a severely dysfunc Performance dates include March 24, 25, represent the bureaucracy which Ned de Also present is his father, Richard Weeks tionalfamily. He never had love and doesn't 31 and Aprill at 8 p.m. in Kulas Audito spises. Both Hanniman and Della Vida serve Qoseph M. Guay), a bitterly disappointed know how to love,n said Beck. "The tragedy rium. 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Time to reflect Cincinnati, OH 45207-3120 Sign up by Monday, March 27 J~ 513-745-4381 II cALL BIRTHRIGHT I Xavier Vniw:rsily is an acatkmic comnwnily commilftd to equal opportunily for LAKEWOOD CLEVELAND PARMA at Campus Ministry all persoi'IS regardless ofage, su, race, religion, handicap, or naJiOMl origin. 228-5998 486-2800 661-6400 HOTLINE 1·800-550-4900 8 ENTERTAINrtENT The Carroll News, March 22, 1995 Roommates portrays heartwarming family ties Kristen Schneldler Assistant Entertainment Editor "Family takes care of family" This line, spoken by Rocky Art Holeczek (Peter Falk), is the tie that bonds m Roommates, a story of The Cleveland Cemer for Contemporary Art presents Off The family ues. The film follows the Wall, an exhibition of artists from Oh1o, with representatives lives of Rocky, a very stubborn, from Tennessee and North Carolina. The exhibition is comprised tough, yet loving old man, and his of paintings, photography,sculpture,ceramic works on paper and grandson Michael (D.B. Sweeney). prints, and runs now through April 23 at The Center. Hours are Their relationship is not like a Tuesday through Friday from ll a.m. to 6 p.m., Saturday and Sun typical grandfather-grandson re day from noon to 5 p.m., and closed on Monday. There is a sug lationship. Roommates is a story gested admission of $3 for non-mem her adults. For more i nforma of friendship, a bond between two tion call The Center at 421-8671. people. The friendship begins in 1963, when Michael's mother dies and Dance leaves him without a guardian at the tender age of 6. When The Marguente Duncan Studw of Dance Arts, a renowned Michael's aunts and uncles imme center of classical ballet training in Northern Ohio and home of diately decide to send him off to a North Coast Ballet Theatre, will hold auditions for dance scholar "home for boys," Rocky, then 75, ships on Sunday, April2 at 3 p.m. at its downtown studios at 423 takes charge of the matter. Rocky Euclid Ave. Dancers 12 and older who have completed four years says he will raise the boy, and de of ballet training may register by calling The Studio at 696-1334 spiteobjectionsanddisbelief from after 3 p.m. the fam ily, the matter is "settled ... conversation over!" From the very start of their Music years together, Rocky and Michael's relationship is a tumul tuous one, filled with emotion, and Letters to Cleo brings its gritty, psychedelic power pop to the a closeness not of ten seen be Grog Shop (Coventry Road) on Friday evening, March 31. The tween even a father and his son. band is touring in support of its Giant Records release, Aurora One of the first testimonies to Gory Alice. The group's track, 'Here&: Now:isalsofeaturedon the this closeness occurs years after 'Melrose Place' soundtrack. Special guest will be Catherine. Local Michael has left Rocky's protec Peter Falk (right) stars as 107-year-old Rocky Holeczek, who opener The Frans is scheduled to begin the show at 10 p.m. Ticket tive care. Michael's aunt phones raises his orphaned grandson (D.B. Sweeney) in Roommates. price had not been decided at press time, but tickets will be him to let him know that Rocky's available at the door. Call the Grog Shop at 321-5588 for more building is about to be torn down, scenes, such as the scene in which Through a series of plot twists information. but stubborn old Rocky is ref us Rocky and Michael play cards to and turns, it quickly becomes evi ing to leave. She believes that determine who gets the one and dent that these two are simp! y des The Bettie Serveert show originally scheduled for March 7 has Michael is the only one close only bed. tined to be together. Rocky and been rescheduled for Saturday, Aprill at Peabody's DownUnder. enough to Rocky to persuad him One of the stron est tests of Michael again become room rna es, \ · r n r 7 · co Ieave ...and she's right. Michael Rocky and Michael's relationship and this time they are both able to honored. Tickets are available for $7.50 in advance at all leaves medical school to pay a visit is Beth Qulianne Moore), the help each other through life's cri Ticketmaster locations. Charge at 241-5555. to his former guardian who is now woman who Michael meets and ses. They share many tears and a in his early '90s, but who is just as falls in love with. For a time, it great deal of laughter, and are to Theatre tough as ever. This is when the appears that Michael may have to gether until the very end of two decide to once again be room choose between the two most im Rocky's 107 years. This impres ThejCU Department of Communications presents The Des mates. portant people in his life. Eventu sive relationship leaves a lasting ti ny of Me by Larry Kramer. The production revolves around an Even though Michael is now an ally, it is Rocky who convinces impression on the viewer. AIDS activist who attempts to come to grips with his homosexual adult, it is during the next 15 years Michael to start his own life with Roommates is a heartwarming, identity, and who has checked himseli into a hospital for an that he and Rocky really grow up. Beth. Michael and Beth get mar feel-good film; not exactly Acad experimental new treatment. Performances begin tomorrow (Fri When Rocky is faced with adjust ried after Michael accepts a posi emy Award material, but one to be day, March 24) in Kulas Auditorium (located in the Administra ing to Michael's crazy lifestyle, in tion at a hospital in another city, enjoyed. Both Falk and Sweeney tion Building) and continue March 25, 31 and Aprill. Showtime cluding Chinese students ('Com and they move away. Rocky de deliver effective performances, for each date is 8 p.m. Tickets are $6 at the door, $4 in advance for munists' as Rocky calls them) cides to remain in Michael's place, Falk's role requiring pure talent seniors, and $5 at the door for students. For reservations call the sharing the rent, the strength of along with the "Communists," and dedication. Roommates is Box Office at 397-4428. their closeness is really put to the now a term of endearment, and it worth seeing-take a friend, loved test. This results in some of the appears that Rocky and Michael one, or even that person you can't film's most touching and funny are now separated for good. wait to room with next year! CMJ features latest modem rock Brian Sparks just released a new CD, is Simple from Happy On The Inside(Giant). Staff Reporter Minds. "She's A River," from Good Certain Distant Suns has been Every month, CM] Ne w Music News From The Next World (Vir compared to such bands as The Monthly, published by College gin), is one of the most impressive Cure and EMF. Look for "Bitter" to fit.t.o.f Media Inc., releases a magazine and songs on the disc, and brings receive radio airplay very soon. compilation CD that both high Simple Minds back to the music The local band referred to at light some of the best new music scene. the beginning of the article is Sons . from primarily modern rock The CD starts with the Veruca of Elvis, who is featured on the 1 ~~ bands. This month's edition, one Salt track, "Number One Blind," disc with "Soaking In It" from vJiud' tt free Deliver'! of the best in a long time, includes from its disc, American Thighs Glodean (Priority). a Cleveland band and a band that (DGC). The song is more mellow Sons of Elvis has already re has been around for awhile, but is than the group's first single, ceived some local airplay, and ru 14404 Cedar Road 691-1982 making a significant comeback "Seether," and is a good indication mors are circulating that Sons of A couple of songs on the disc of what to expect on the rest of Elvis may appear at Lollapalooza have already received heavy radio that CD. this summer. This is a band to "Munchy I 1-14" Large I 2-14" Large airplay, most notably "Love A couple of gems are found on check out. Control" I One Topping : Two Topping Spreads" by StoneRoses,whohap the disc from bands that haven't Other bands featured on the 1 Cheesesticks pen to be one of the best bands received much attention yet, but disc are Bettie Serveert, Combine, I Pizza 1 Pizza featured on the disc. The band's could earn it very soon. One is Digable Planets, Laughing Hyenas, 1 Breadstick : $6.50 I $13.95 disc, Second Coming (Geffen), is "Now It's Time To Say Good-bye" and Revels. 2 Cans of Coke I I one of the best CDs released this by Kitchens of Distinction from The disc provides a nice mix of Additional I Additional year. its very fine CD, Cowboys and modern and rap music. Many of $5.50 : Topping $.95 Toppings $.95 Another song receiving sub Aliens (A&:M). the bands can be heard frequently I stantial airplay is "Bright Yellow Another highlight is "Animal" on john Carroll University's radio Gun"byThrowingMuses, who are from Prick's sell-titled debut CD. station, 88.7 WUJC. very popular on college radio. The Prick is on the Nothing label, The CM] New Music Monthly : riiiliJtiil : ~ group's disc, University (Sire-Re started by Nine Inch Nails magazine can be purchased at f*lt!t &./ • !lac/ • I PJ-w,TJ. I ~TJ. &/J;.t prise), was released in january. frontman Trent Reznor. many Cleveland record stores for Not valid With ll1Y Olhe< coupon. I Not valid Wlth any other coupon. I NOt valid with any other coupon. One group that hasn't been Maybe the best song on the CD about $5, which includes rhe cost L -----Vahd thnl March ) 1,1995. ..L _____Vahd lhru Mart-h 31. 1995. .._• ____Valid lhru March 31. 1995_ . .J heard from in awhile, but that has is "Bitter" by Certain Distant Suns, of the magazine and the disc. The Carroll News, March 22, 1995 ENTERTAINNENT 9 Greed leads roommates to dig Shallow Grave Motrla Oryshkewych present three excellent perfor Staff Reporter mances by its less well-known What would you do if you actors. found your new roommate lying Christopher Eccleston does an naked in his room the day after he incredible job as David, the more arrived? Most people would prob quiet and reserved of the three ably call the police immediately roommates, that is, until he is cho and notify them of the situation. sen to be the one to saw off the Well, what would you do if you arms and legs of the corpse. He found outthat thissamedead man becomes a totally different person left behind a suitcase full of large after this; he becomes a demented bills. and calloused killer. This is a moral dilemma that Eccleston does a great job with juliet, David, and Alex are faced both personas, as his character with in the movie Shallow Grave makes a complete turnaround by (Gramercy). And, unfortunately, the end of the movie. they don't do what most people Kerry Fox also gives us a very would. In this rather twisted and convincing performance as the offbeat movie, these three room young doctor, juliet Miller. She's mates decide to keep the money not as straightforward as the other and dispose of the body parts by two; her character is more com- plex because she does ... (Shallow Grave) is very one thing and means another, and you're ~ h h never really sure (Left to Right) Juliet (Kerry Fox), Alex (Ewan McGregor) and David (Christopher Eccleston) try to good ...• or t ose w, 0 can what's going on in her make a discreet exit from their building with a grisly burden in Shallow Grave, A Danny Boyle film mind. Basically the and Gramercy Pictures release. handle mutilation of only female in the for is the effect it has on his two ShallowGrave 1sdefmirely not So, 1f you thmk you can handle movie, Fox stands out closest friends. McGregor does a your typical Disney mov1e that the gory pans and some dlsturb bodies, and some as her character does great job as his character also goes you would want to rake home and mg moral behav1or,ShallowGrave what she has to, to get through a sort of reversal by the watch with the family. Bur, it defi 1s definncly a mov1e to sec. It 1s warped and demented what she wants. end of the movie. nitely is done very well, and 1t filled with a tion and suspense, Finally, there's Alex, Overall,thismovieisverygood, keeps you on the edge of your seat. and even humor m some pans. It's psychological behavior. played by Ewan that is, for those who can handle It raises some interesting moral got some strange and unexpected McGrego~ a cocky mutilation of bodies, and some questions and it attacks some ste tWISts and turns that keep you m mutilating it and burying the young journalist who is always warped and demented psycho reotypes that society places on rercsted. And, it has a great end parts in a "shallow grave." ready to have a good time. Alex is logical behavior. people. mg that will not let you down However, they don't consider the one who finds the money, and the psychological repercussions of he's the one who plants the seed of their act, and it's disturbing to see greed in the minds of his friends. S t y t d ... how their behavior are altered by Alex's fantasy includes expen a u n e the end of the movie. sive evenings of entertainment for the 100th Anniversary of the Mo tion Picture Though this movie does not and a few little luxuries around provide a star-studded cast, it does the house. What he isn't prepared • • • CN Entertainment. .. Thursday, March 30 • • • l]] )] 'craving for hoops' ® Ji] Ji] () Jonathan Boyle Staff Reporter JJli3 IT)]]~ J]JIT~o Michael jordan has returned 1~179 CEDAR RD. to the Chicago Bulls. March Mad ness has arrived. Are these enough CLEVELAND HTS., OHIO to satisfy diehard basketball fans? Not necessarily. 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His first job in advertising offerthoseseekingadvertisingpo Yorker, a national magazine ternships, because these agencies get his/her foot in the door was with this firm, and his next sitions. known for reaching influential didn't have the time or money to "Agencies are looking to be im offer came over a typical business Students "can make mistakes people in business and govern train new employees, he said. pressed, especially by young lunch. at JCU and get it out of (their) ment, was that their audience was Senior Beth Williams, a john people," said Paul "Pj." Kissane, a Kissane, who was president of system(s),ft said Kissane, who dying out, Kissane said. Carroll student looking for a posi 1986 john Carroll University his sophomore, junior, and senior worked on The Carroll News and The magazine, now in its 70th tion in advertising,said the intern graduate and Midwest manager of class while a student at Carroll, WUjC while he was a stu- yea~ recently shipsareout there, advertising for the New Yorker said although luck had played a dent at brought in Tina but they are magazine. part in hisjobsearch, Carroll. Brown, the former mostly unpaid. Kissane, who graduated with a luck s t u editor of Vanity ''Agencies are Kissane said degreemcommunications, dents Fair. This younger that these agen was on campus from editor shortened looking to be cies, because of the Wednesday, Feb. 15 other some of the stories slowdown in the to have a round schools while not compro impressed, entire advertising table discussiOn are of mising the editorial industry, are look with students seek ten pi integrity of the especially by ing for employees ing positions in the geon magazine, Kissane who can do every advertising field. holed into one specifi~ said. She also im- young people." thing. Kissane offered ad area, he said. Therefore, when they proved the maga "You have to vice to the students, itself is the resi leave school, they are of ten trying zinegraphically,he PJ. Kissane wear a lot of hats," and shared some per due of hard work. to learn what they should have said. he said. sonalstoriesof how he and others Students seeking a position learned in college. The diversity In the past two Kissane said got a start in this very competitive should be pleasantly persistent, of the curriculum at john Carroll years, while the New Yorker'scom that people who have good com field. and should try to be different from better prepares its graduates for petitors such as Time, Newsweek, munication skills are valuable to Kissane told a story of one other applicants. This is because a w0rk in this field, he said. and Forbes, have been experienc an advertising agency. woman seeking a position in ad usual problem for students enter AccordingtoKissane,johnCar ing a decrease in circulation, the "It is hard to find good people vertising who sent a shoe box to ing this industry is how to make roll also has its small size as an New Yorker's has increased by 30 who have practical knowledge in anadvertisingfirm. In the box she agencies take a look at their work, asset, because at some bigger percent. an area," and can also speak about placed a shoe, and in the shoe, a he said. schools, students cannot partici "Wereachanaffluent,educated that topic, he said. resume. She attached a note which "Cut through the clutter, and pate in activities such as the cam audience and bring them to our People have a hard time articu read, "I just want to get my foot in make your resume unique," he told pus radio station until their junior advertisers,ft said Kissane. lating what things mean, said the door." the students. "To get your name on or senior year. When advertising in corporate Kissane, who has been in the ad It is especially important to be top is half the battle." Right now, both students and America decreased dramatically vertising field for nine years. creative when presenting portfo lios,Kissane said, because em ploy ers want to see something new JCU logistics cracks the national top 10 from potential employees. This creativity may increase the possi Lori Ruk University,whichwerenumbered tide. This is determined by the at john Carroll.Professors who bility of an agency looking at a Staff Reporter one, two, and three, respectively. amount of articles published in have contributed to the journals resume, which is half the battle, A nationally recognized logis Colleges are rated every five the twelve most important aca from 1980-85 are Daley, james H. he said. tics society has john Carroll Uni years. Carroll's Logistics program demic journals. Other types of Martin, Associate Professor of This seasoned advertiser said versity ranked as having one of was ranked ninth in the nation in writings are also taken into con- Marketing, of the management, that a student must sell him or h l i tic r rams in th them r n ime riod, 86- id ra ion t r he ra in , a rd- and Douglas Dalen berg, wh was herself to each advertismg firm, nation. 91, according to the anic(e. ing to the article. an Assistant Professor of Econom- in much the same way that busi TheAmericanSocietyofTrans The last time the rank- ics at Carroll. nesses sell a product. portation and Logistics ranked ing was published, Daley spoke with one Agencies "are looking for people Carroll's logistics program as which was fort he time of the authors of the ar with experience," who can explain ninth in the nation, according to period of 1980-85, the ticle, who said, "If they their experience in an interview an article recently published in logistics program at had ranked individual or cover letter, he said. the Transportation journal by jCU was ranked out faculty, Murphy would As a matter of fact, when Julie j. Gentry, Benjamin j. Allen, side of the top 25. Ac probably be the top au Kissane talked with advertisers and David B. Vellenga. cording to the article, thor in the field." who were hiring recent graduates, "We're really pleased that we're which deals with pro Current students he said that they were not im in the top ten," said Paul Murphy, ductivity of academic and recent graduates pressed with anyone, and that all associate professor of logistics. "It institutions, the feel the program is wor of the ponfolios looked the same. lends a lot of credibility to what university's logistics pro thy of its rating. Students must stand out to we've been saying about how good gram was consistently ranked, as The amount of externally "I would definitely say we employers, he said. a program we have." it was named to the top 10 in five funded research in determining have a very strong program,ft said AccordingtoKissane,geninga Logistics is the study of move different journals. research value is increasingly be junior logistics major Anna job can be similar to running for ment, storage, inventory, and in The article states that the most coming a more significant factor Spangler. office, because of all of the net formation management from the important criterion used in evalu in these ranking, the article states. Amilia Tamburro, a 1994 working that is involved in a job source of raw material to where a ating the institutions is its research james Daley, associate dean of graduate from the logistics pro search. However, creativity and product is eventually bought. productivity. The ranking is based the School of Business, said that gram is currently the Operations luck play a part in finding a job, he John Carroll was ranked along on the quantity, and indirectly, the the logistics program had a spe Coordinator at Roadway Logistics said. with schools such as the Univer quality of research conducted by cific goal in mind. and feels the program prepared her As a caddy in Northbrook, Ill., sity of Maryland, Michigan State faculty mem hers in a certain area "Whatshould be recognized is for her career. Kissane realized that he had been University,and Pennsylvania State of logistics, according to the ar- that it was a defined goal to shoot "It gave me a lot of discipline," to make the top ten,ft said Daley. said Tamburro. john Carroll was able to achieve The program can also boast a this ranking even though three of high placement level. Last year the 12 journals used in judging lo over 90 percent of its graduates gistics programs deal with civil found positions in logistics within J.9l1(f£$ engineering, which is not offered three months after graduation. basement of blues He'll Wttnntt be 011 tlte Rtldio.? Support 'WU.JC Co(f.ege '}(Julio, Camp us Features... Presents ... tluring 9?su{io-tfwn-weef:...'Marcfi 26 · Jtpri£ 4 and win your duma to 6e Salon a 'lJ.J. for a tfayt See signs in tfu Happy Hour Sal, March 25 - Sweet Willy & Jl.trium for ITilm infcmnJJtion. The Solid Cats 10 p.m. - 2 a.m. • PROFESSIONAL HAIRDRESSERS Mon.-Fri. 3 p.m.-7 p.m. Fri., March 31 -Senior Class Happy & Sat. 12.-7 p.m. (cafe only) Hour 4 - 7 p.m. • STUDENT RATES 22oz. Big Buds & Big Bud Light Specials $1 Drafts • Pizza & Wings 4 - 6 p.m. ·MEN &WOMEN Sal, April 1 - Sky Dogs 10 p.m. - 2 a.m. • RM. 224 MURPHY 397-22&5 Mon. & Tues. Mon. - Thurs. 15¢ Wings 7 p.m.-close $1.50 Pints of Rock & Bud • HOURS: SUN. MON. WED. Rl JIHN CARBOlliNIVEBSITY SP.M.-10 P.M. 20680 NoRTH PARk Blvd. UNiVERSity HEiGHTS '521-7272 LocATEd jusT ACRoss fRoM JoHN CARRoll UNiVERsity RADII • CALL FOR APPT. • GARY The Carroll News, March 22, 1995 BUSINESS 11 Cellular phones deliver Banker of the year to visit the good and bad Carroll in Mellen series Mary re\'ers Schaefer himself did not ma Mike Mills digital phone and paging services. As with any technological ad BIJslness Editor jorin business as an undergradu ©1995, The Washington Post Mark Lowenstein, director of vance, the blessings are mixed, say Raj Aggarwal, Mellen Chair ate. This executive is a graduate WASHINGTON -Thanks to a wireless research for the Yankee sociologists who have studied the person of Finance, said all stu of the U.S. Military Academy at cellular phone, rescue workers ar Group, a Boston consulting firm, subject The most immediate con dents are encouraged to attend a West Point in engineering. He rived in time to cut the umbilical predicts rough! y 80 million people sequences are positive: Uncer seminar by George A. Schaefer, was elected president and chief cord from around the neck of will own pocket phones by 2004. tainty is reduced in the owner's Jr., the chief executive officer of operating officer of Fifth Third Cheyenne Snow Burr. Helping drive that demand are life - if you're late and want to Fifth Third Bancorp Inc., a re in 1989,18 years after he joined She was born in a car that prices that have come down even notify people at your destination gional bank holding company. the bank as a management pulled over on Interstate 95 in as phones have become smaller or if you're lost and need quick Fifth Third was ranked num trainee. Prince William County, Va., last and lighter. directions. ber one in efficiency and cus Aggarwal, who has visited year during a heavy snowstorm. The first cellular phones were People become more efficient tomerservicefor 1994. Schaefer the bank, was impressed with Her grandmother, Sarah Puckett, bulky, car-mounted models. Now, with their time - they can order was selected as the banker of the the efficiency with which the along for the interrupted dash to about 73 percent of all new cellu takeoutduringtheircommuteand year by AmertcanBanke:r,atrade bank is run. the hospital, dialed 9llonhernew lar sales are tiny pocket phones, have it arrive at home when they publication. "{The bank employees! run it cellular phone. An operator gave followed by car phones and larger do. And, of course, there is in This CEO will speak about efficiently for thecustomers,"he calming advice and soon medics "transportable" phones with car creased security in traveling with "Why Fifth Third was selected said. "This is one of the fastest arrived and dealt with the cord rying bags, according to EMCI Inc., a phone in your car or pocket. as number one, and how it in growing banks in the country" The ordeal might have been an industry analysis firm based But, notes James E. Katz, direc tends to stay there," said Aggar Fore.xample,oneof thehigh featured on the TV show "Rescue in Washington. tor of social science research at wal. estawardsthata Fifth Third em 911," except that Getting set Bellcore, the New Jersey-based The bankhiresstudentsfrom ployee can achieve lS the ·shoe tales of cellular up with a cellu laboratory owned by the seven re Carrollbyrecruitingstudentson leather" award, which has to do phones saving People become lar phone has gional Bell companies, there also campus, and the students that with personal customer service, the ill or become much is a huge downside: stress. are recruited are business ma said Aggarwal. stranded aren't more efficient easier over the First, there's the pocket phone jors and non-business majors, uThe managers themselves very unusual years. A decade owner's sense that life is speeding said Aggarwal The bank, con· call on customers," he said. any more. In the with their time - ago, when cellu up, that things need to be accom trary to what most students may This Is because one of the past two years, lar had just be plished immediately- a common think, hires more non-business bank's highest priorities is cus sales of the they can order gun, customers sensation that has accompanied majors than business majors. tomerservtce,alongwithanem phones have in the Washing many new technologies, Katz says, ~This is a good opportunity phasis on marketing and profit positively takeout during ton area typi including fax machines, pagers for students to meet and talk sharing. which extends to all boomed, chang- cally had to and traditional telephones. with the CEO of a major corpo levels of irs employees, Aggar ing them from their commute drive out to the Also, just knowing that some ration,n he said. The wine and wal said. luxury item to cellular one could call you at any time can cheese reception after the speech The seminar will beheld this discount-store and have it arrive company's be unnerving. Yes, pocket phones is intended to give the students a Thursday, March 23 at 5 p.m. in commodity. warehouse in have an "off" button. But many chance to talk one-on-one with the Student Activities Center's Puckett had some rural in ownersfeelguiltyoranxiousleav Schaefer. new room. bought her at home when dus trial park, ing them off while they relax. phone in part out pay a couple of "Somehow, that's seen as antiso of concern that they do. thousand dol cialand unprofessional,"Katzsaid. something like lars for a phone "There are fewer excuses these days Take the keys. the family's roadside crisis might and go through a lengthy installa for not being near a phone." happen. tion and registration rigmarole. And car phones may be a boon There are now 25mi lion cel People can go cellular today for to highWay safety during break lular phones in the United States, as little as $30 a month, which downs. But Katz says they also can meaningoneoutof everylOpeople gives them 30 minutes of "talk be a safety hazard - like when Friends don't let friends in the country can talk on the go. time" and may even include a free you're trying to outpace a Mack Cellular is a $14 billion-a-year phone. After that 30 minutes, the truck while merging onto a high drink and drive. business that signs up 28,000 new price is typically 20 cents to 40 way and talking on a phone. customers a day. cents per minute. Pocket phones were once sta They can get phones at dis tus jewelry for businessexecuti ves. count electronic and appliance RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS But today it's no big deal to see a stores or even McDonalds. In West husband inasupermarketorvideo ern states within the territory of store talking into a pocket phone phone company US West Inc., to make sure his spouse approves people buy shrink-wrapped ofhisselections,ora working mom phones at grocery stores and acti toting a flip phone to keep in close vate them by dialing a special touch with her child's day-care number. provider. Most phones are now cheap or "I think of it like insurance. free with service contracts (even You never know what might hap the lightest, state-of-the-art pen," said lynn Drake, a cashier at pocket phonescostonlya few hun a local supermarket and a part dred dollars). timeaccordionist, who carries her Cellular companies are devis pocket phone everywhere, even on ing new pricing plans and promo frequent trout-fishing expedi tions that encourage regular folks tions. to use the phones for more than The phones keep people in in just emergencies. stant touch with family, co-work The average business user ers or 911. But they can also fray makes 19 calls and spends $84 a nerves, speed up life dizzily and month, but folks who buy phones erode privacy and quiet- the bus for personal use make an average passenger yakking on a cellular of only nine calls and spend $37 phone is an emerging_social nui monthly,accordingtothe Yankee MY DEGREE GOT ME THE INTERVIEW. sance of the '90s. Some customers Group. give them up, appalled that their And because roughly 25 per ARMY ROTC GOT ME THE JOB. new pay-by-the-minute toys ran centof allcellularusersdroptheir up hundreds of dollars in charges service or switch carriers every Things got pretty competitive for this Army Rare that won them over. in a single month. year, cellular providers are nudg- job. I'm sure my college degree and good You can begin to develop impressive The phones have proliferated ing customers to commit to con grades kept me in the running. But in ----- leadership skills with an Army with only two cellular companies tracts of one or two years. the end it was the leadership and man- ROTC elective. Register now without serving a given community. "There's often a bit of sticker agement experience I got through obligation. Within the next few years, as shock" for newcomers to cellular, many as eight new wireless com according to Lowenstein. "People panies may spring up in every don't quite know what cellular town, using new licenses auc costs, or what they're getting into. ARMY ROTC tioned by the Federal Communi So they go hog wild and there are cations Commission for advanced problems," he said. TBE SMARTEST COLLEGE COURSE tOO CAN TAKE. Looking for a career in journalism? What For details, visit 2nd Floor of the RecPlex or call better place to start than The Carroll Newsl? 397-4421 12 SPORTS The Carroll News, March 22, 1995 From Carroll stars to Cleveland pros? Men's track treks to third lnsana and Haley tryout with Bill Belichick's Browns place finish Jude Kllly lnsana did leave the Berea after kicking over 75 balls. don't make any statements on Randy Loeser Assistant Sports Editor based indoor complex feeling a The Browns must have been players," he said. "This was a Staff Reporter To say former john Carroll little perplexed, however, after pleased, too. Or atleast interested. closed-tryout and for the knowl ThejohnCarrollmen'strack quarterback PJ. lnsana will go to throwing only lO passes. They have invited Haley back for edge of the Cleveland Browns team would be the perfect great distances for a shot at play ~ ~ was surprised 1 didn't get another tryout, this time to punt only." group to have at the beginning ing with an NFL team is an un more of an opportunity to warm outside because weather condi The NFL Draft will be April of ABC's The Wide World of derstatement. up and throw," said Insana, who tions forced most of the kicking to 22-23. Sports; in a matter of 24 hours ~I don't care if I have to ride my went straight from sprinting to take place indoors. Regardless, Carroll Coach Tony they knew both the 'thrill of bike down to Miami to get a shot," tossing the ball around with no ~I was happy with getting an DeCarlo was pleased with his victory and the agony of de said lnsana. ~~will." warm-ups or stretching. Insana invitation back," said Haley. former stars showings. feat.' He may not have to go that far, noted he was a little erratic at first, According to the Brown's Di ~r think it went pretty well for On Saturday, the track team yet. but settled down and started to rector of Public Relations, Kevin both of them," he said. "Both of finished its meet at the Wash lnsana,along with former Blue hit his receivers. Byrne, lnsana and Haley were two them looked good, but who knows ington&LeeUniversity,VA.,in Streak teammate Ryan Haley, vis ~I threw decent once I got into of nearly a dozen local college what [the Browns) are looking at." second place, its highest finish ited the Cleveland Browns Mon the groove," he said. players to tryout with the team on lnsana and Haley aren't the so far this year (not including day for tryouts. Browns coaches offered little Monday. only ex-JCU players vying for duals) in either the indoor or He was pleased with his over feedback on his performance, he ~e had a number of seniors spots on NFL rosters. JCU's all outdoor seasons. all performance during the work said, but Cleveland Coach Bill from area colleges [tryout)," said time leading rusher, Willie Beers But on Monday, the Blue out, which consisted of a person Belie hick told him he had a strong Byrne, also noting that several (here in the early 1990's) has resur Streaks received word that meet ality test, several agility tests and armand was ~really zinging" the players from Baldwin-Wallace, faced and is also shooting for a had been incorrectly scored. 45 minutes of sprints. ball, Insana said. Kent State and Youngstown State spot. john Carroll had finished third ~~was fortunate to get in there Haley, who led all of Division were on hand. ~There is something that deep instead of second. The margin and use it[the tryout) as a positive Ill in punting in 1994, was pleased Byrne was unable to make any down keeps telling me to go for it," was one point. To make matter's experience," said lnsana. ~who with his performance. comments on the Blue Streak per Beers said in an interview earlier worse, the trophy that the men knows, something might come ~r was very pleased with what formances that were turned in. in the year, ~that I am good were presented with must now out of it." went on [at the tryout)," he said, "Prior to the [NFL) Draft, we enough." be returned. ~e were all celebrating and taking pictures with the tro Records phy," said junior Mike Olsen. .. .Sports Flashes ... Sports Flashes ... continued from page 1 "This was one of the best races we have run since I have been JCU, entered the 1994-95 cam here. Then to find out on Mon Women's Basketball swimming. She failed to place in Baseball/Softball paign with a losing career record. daythatwereallycameinthird the top eight in any of the three "]J. took his lumps in his first and had to return the trophy Congratulations to the events in which she competed in Team Leaders: two seasons with us, so to have kind of dampened what we ac women's basketball team from the NCAA Women's Division lil Runs: Mike Lyons, him wrestle like he did was just a complished." Capitol University. They cap Swimming and Diving Champi· Kevin Fischer, tribute to his dedication and work What could not be damp tured their second consecutive onships, held March 9-11 at Tommy Kennedy (2) ethic," Volkmann said. "l couldn't ened is the fact that the men's NCAA Division Ill National Wesleyan Universiry in julie Pavolino (7) be happier for a guy with that track team has continued toim· Championship. Theywent33-0 Middletown, Connecticut. Hits: joe Panzarella (5) amount of dedication and work prove, thanks to individual per this season, bringing their cur She took 25th in the 500...yard ]a nine Radice (7) ethic ending up with an All formances from people like rent winning streak to 53·0. freestyle; 19th in the 200-yard Home Runs: Angel Koss (l) American status." Olsen, who won the 400-meter fre ty\e and 18th in the 1,650- Stol n Bases The sixth seed at 118 pounds, dash in a meet record time of freestyle. Kevin Fischer. Huszczo appeared fearless, losing 49.70. Women's Swimming Her times in the 200... and Tommy Kennedy (2) only to the tournament's National He then helpedJCU win the 1,650-yard freestyle events were Angela Stazzone (5) Runner-up and the third place fin- 4X400 relay with juniors Ian junior Peggy Dempsey fell both school records, and were R.B.L's:Joe Panzarella (5) isher. , Johnstone, jon Botson, and short in her bid to become the faster than what she posted at janine Radice, ~Going in: I really felt that I sophomore Dave Frattare, also first women's All-American in the OAC championships: Michele Mlynarski (5) could be an All-American," said in a meet record time: 3:24.33. Huszczo, who finished the season Rounding out the individual at 29-10. cham pions was freshman Matt "Once I got there, I let it all out, Lemieux, who set a meet record opened up, and didn't leave any by clearing a height of 15 feet-3 thing out on the mat." inches in the pole vault. Volkmann recognized the dis "This was just a great team tance both Sheets and Huszczo effort," said senior Matt Zucca. Streaks traveled to earn such honors. ~Although we do not have the ~These two guys have come so actual trophy, they can not take far as wrestlers, each in his own away the feeling we have for do way," said Volkmann. "These guys ing so well." deserve everything good that has While the men's team has of the come to them." continued to improve, the The two wrestlers weren't the women's team has been the only ones to overcome adversity. model of consistency,finishing D'Angelo did too.. He had just second out of eleven teams. Week come back after hitting his head The lone women's cham on the 3-meter board while prac pion was junior Thea Consler, ticing just prior to the NCAA who took home champion Championships. The accident left ships in both the long jump at him with a secondary concussion 17 feet-5 inches, and the triple and five stitches in his head. jump at 35 feet-9.8 inches, and As a result, the sophomore diver then teamed with senior Patty could only practice three times in Waltz, junior Marnae Colston the days preceding the NCAA Di and sophomorejill Muldoon to vision III Swimming and Diving place second in the 4Xl00 re Championships. However, that lay. didn't stop him from placing Senior Danielle Sluga fin ninth, earning his second consecu ished third in both the 1,500- tive Honorable Mention All and 3,000...meter runs. Sluga, American status. one of only two seniors on the ~Frank did a good job of block women'ssquad,seessomething ing the fear out and still going out special in this year's team. Mike Olsen and diving," said Head Diving ~we have been improving Coach DaveSuba.~Hedidn ' tshow every week since the start of She won the long jump and triple Olsen won the 400-meter dash in a any signs of being scared." our indoor season," said Sluga. jump events at the Washington record time of 49.70 seconds. He ~since I hit the board two weeks ~It has been nice to look in the & Lee Track and Field was also part of the 4x400 relay before I left, I just wanted to dive stands and see the team pull Invitational. Consler captured along with fellow juniors Ian well," said D'Angelo. ing for each other; we have good the long jump title by leaping 17 Johnstone, john Botson and sopho ~I was really happy to go out team bonding." feet-5 inches and the triple jump more Dave Frattare which finished and do as well as 1 did on the 1- This week the Streaks will crown by hopping to a distance in first at the Washington & Lee meter board. 1 hadn't gotten my travel to the Walsh College of 35 feet and 9.8 inches. She also Invitational in 3:24.33. This time confidence back on the 3-meter Track and Field Invitational in ran in the 100-meter dash plac was also a Washington and Lee board yet." Canton, Ohio. ingsecond in 12.98seconds. Invite record The Carroll News, March 22, 1995 SPORTS 13 Baseball team fails to sweep Case after 20-2 win John McGinty had in Florida where he posted a ing and impressive hitting paced the hitting barrage with a four Florida trip was an impressive one, Staff Reporter five-hit, complete game shutout the Streaks. single performance that tied a playing seven games (only one If a fortune-teller predicted to over St. Bonaventure, a Division I "We played very well," said school record, along with five against a Division Ill team) leav the jCU baseball team that they team. He finished that game with Coach jerry Schweickert of both runs-batted-in. ing with a 4-3 record would beat Case Western Reserve 12 strikeouts. games. Inthevictory,seniorKevin "Individually, I guess it means Overall, the Streaks are 5-4, by 18 runs on one day only to lose The Streaks battered the Spar Furlong pitched seven strong in a lot because I'll have my name with Brian love leading the team to them by two runs a few days tans in the home opener last nings, with freshman Andy next to some pretty good hitters at in batting average and Furlong, later, the Streaks would probably Thursday with a 20-2 victory at D'Onofrio finishing up the game. jCU," said Panzarella of his feat. Boyle and D'Onofrio throwing ask for their money back. Schweickert Field. Strong pitch- Sophomore joe Panzarella led "Hopefully,Ihavesomegameslike strong for the pitching staff. However, Nostradamus wotlld that left in me for the rest of the The Blue Streaks blew out be proud of his psychic disciple as season." Walsh College 11-4 on Tuesday at the Streaks split a pair of games For the first five innings, the Schweickert Field. Freshman with their cross-town rival, let Streaks supported Furlong's pitch Andy D'Onof rioca ptured the win. ting complacency get the better of ing with several one run innings. The season continues with two them in the latter of the two games. The offense exploded when they doubleheaders this weekend, with ~e went up by seven runs, started driving the ball to the out one on Saturday at Malone and --'-· then we lost our focus, and Case field gaps in the later innings. the other one on Sunday at capitalized," said junior center According to Schweickert, the Schweickert Field. fielder Brian love. The Streaks came up on the short end of the stick on Saturday, falling to the Case Western Re serve Spartans at their home field, Softball team 9-7. "The kids played well, we have no complaints," said Schweickert, tallies 3-3 record ~hat happened just doesn't hap pen." What coach Schweickert was referring to was two two-out, in North Carolina three-run pinch-hit home-runs by the Spartan bench. Jill Patterson .636 at the plate in six games. "As long as they learn from Staff Reporter Pavolino also added a lot to the what happened, we're happy. While many john Carroll tournamentwitha.462average We're satisfied with what has hap students were hitting the (6 hils in 13 at-bats) while also pened so far." beaches and catching rays over sconng a team high seven runs. Senior Tim Boyle threw five Spring Break, the jCU softball According to Weitbrecht,the good innings, then got himself in team was hitting the diamond trio of captains - Angela trouble with four total walks and and catching fly balls in North Stazzone, Charise Brigee and 2 hit batters. The senior hurler Carolina. Pavolino - all played hard and ended up with a no-decision, with The Streaks finished 3-3 af will provide good leadership for Marc Thibeault taking the loss in ter starting off the team. relief. 2-1 in theSpring "Hope The key to the game was focus. Break tourna "I'm very pleased fully they The team seemed to lose their fo ments, losing will have cusinthelaterinningsof the game, their final two with the steps a positive with c ly rror , i gam es by a affect on ··· combined total gressiveness they had in the first fallen ••• lt's~s=-o~m~e::--~~~~hoch~r game and the first half of the sec of 19-5. ond game. Junior Brian Mocny trots home in the Streaks 20-2 thrashing of One loss f t'he best work players," came at the O she added. Boyle lacked the sharpness he Case Western Reserve last Thursday at Schweickert Field. They lost at Case on Saturday 9-7. hands of North ethic I've seen." Players Carolina making a Wesleyan 11-4. difference Men's tennis team loses key players The other to Gretchen Weitbrecht are also Moravian, 8-l. juniors Michael Ziccardi Streaks headed to Orlando, Florida "Andrew Perry is our vocal Despite Michele Staff Reporter to gain some early experience leader," said Debeljak. "He works these defeats the team outlook Mlynarski and Kim Weldon. just a few thingsstand between against some tough competition, really hard, and sets the example for the season is overwhelm Weitbrecht said that these two, john Carroll's men's tennis team facing Division I schools such as for our freshman, but unfortu ingly positive. plus the captains, build unity defending its Ohio Athletic Con St. Francis, and Indiana-Purdue, nately he is currently is out with "We finally feel this is our and encourage the team. ference crown: injuries, gradua Fort Wayne Branch. Each gave a wrist injury." year," said senior second The team is still young, but tions and academic ineligibility. Carroll an early test. According to Perry, the injury baseman, julie Pavolino. the effort put forward by them Well more than a few things. "It was a very tough week but is day-to-day. However, heisdoubt Through her first three years is one of complete dedication. But that won't stop them from try overall it was a success," said ful he will play in Saturday's playingforCarroll,Pavolinohas According to Pavoli no, this year ing to battle against it Debeljak. "Our competition was match against Capital. . seen aconstantrebuilding of the is a lot different from the past. - "It is just frustrating right now tough, but we responded well and "I think this year we should be team. "We have the talent to be "The attitude of the whole team because we are not able to play to we gained a lotof valuable experi very respectable as long as we have one of the top teams in the con has changed; she said "People our potential because of some key ence." the right attitude and can peak at ference," she said. are focusing more on the team injuries," said Coach Greg Sophomores jason Rosenthal the end ofthe year," said Perry. "We Coach Gretchen Weitbrecht as a whole than on themselves.• Debeljak. "But overall we are a and Andrew Perry, both top com realize that we have lost some fine shared these views as well. Weitbrechtalsosaidthatthis much more balanced team than petitors at last year's OAC tourna players due to academic ineligi "Two out of the three days year is a total team effort. last year. It is just a matter of time ment, are back for Carroll. bility, but as long as we under were successful," she said. "I "l'm pleased with the steps until our freshman gain experi Rosenthal was part of {he cham stand what we need to do to step hope the last day won't carry taken," she stated. •tt's some of ence as well as some confidence to pionship team at first-doubles, up our level of play we will be over into the season." the best work ethic that I've begin to achieve the desired re and also made an appearance in fine." rhe main goal of the tourna seen.ft sults. the first-singlessemi-final match. john Carroll will open up the ments was to get the players on The team continues its sea "Although we are starting four Perry's success came by winning OAC season on Saturday at 1p.m. the field to get a feel for their son tommorrow at Walsh Col freshmen and two sophomores we the third-singles conference against the Capital Crusaders on ability. Sophomore third lege and will play its first honte still feel we can be competitive this championship. He was also part the courts in front of Wasmer basemai\ janine Radice, made game next Tuesday at 3:30p.m. year in the OAC," Debeljak said. of the jCU tandem that won the Field. This will be the Bl ueStreaks an excellent showing, batting against Muskingum. Over Spring Break, the Blue second-doubles crown. first OAC home game. Would you rather stay up all night cramming for a Calculus test, knowing it will probably crush you into oblivion while your professor is laughing at you as he If you want to take high quality scrapes what's left of your G.P A off of his shoe? photographs of the hard-working OR athletes of the OAC, then call the Sports Dept. at the Carroll News. Would you rather spend at least one night in jail because you decided to drink and drive? 397-4 398 or 397-1711 Calculus is the much easier route. The Carroll News, March 22, 1995 14 Editorial The donns are alive with the sound of music TheCarro]J.News ~ iP JoM R. 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