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VOLXIX.NO. 133 the independent student newspaper scrting nolrt dame and saint man s WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24, 1985 HPC to ask administration ‘Why?’ about rectors By SCOTT BEARBY In addition to being upset over University criteria should be made what type of rector they wish to model. He received honorable men­ Assistant News Editor the mutual decision made by Tyson known to the students. have. tion for the rector of the year award and Gibson to have Gibson give up Mimi Soule, Lewis Hall president, Before Thursday, the hall presi­ this year and is a past recipient of the The recent alleged firing of Car­ his Carroll post, Kearns is angry over stated hall officers run under the as­ dents will sponsor discussions on honor. roll Hall Rector Father Steve Gibson lack of administration response to sumption they w ill be working with what role a rector should have in “ Father Steve cares about his resi­ and the lack of published criteria by questions as to how Gibson was inef­ the same rector. When a new rector their respective dorms. A combined dents,” said Lyons Hall President which the University chooses and fective as a rector and how the Uni­ is hired without any input from the statement w ill be given to Tyson on Joan Cahill, adding that she did not evaluates rectors prompted the Hall versity determines what rectors students, there may be a conflict of Friday. see how this did not fit the Univer­ Presidents’ Council to address the should be hired. > ideas between the students and rec­ Morrissey Hall President Mark sity mold. tor. issue at th e ir m eeting last night. An According to Kearns, no public Peabody suggested some type of stu­ Kearn felt a specific type of rector Farley President Colleen Nolan official statement will be given to statement about how a rector fits the dent evaluation of rectors be in­ may be difficult to find since each added that this situation can lead to a Vice President for Student Affairs University m old has been released. itiated so the administration can hall has its individual character. He stress which the hall does not need. Father David Tyson later this week. Almost one third of campus rec­ compare their standards with those stated that he doesn’t want his rec­ Carroll President Steve Kearns Soule suggested that rector of the students. Soule and other tor to fit such a mold if it means brought up the fact that Gibson is tors w ill be leaving at the end of this changes be made known before hall members of the council agreed. sacrificing individuality. stepping dow n from his position be­ year. Because of the substantial elections so hall government will The HPC w ill be looking to single HPC Chairman Kevin Howard cause he “does not fit the mold” of a number of new rectors coming into not encounter any surprises, and so out qualities which make a rector ef­ rector in the U niversity’s eyes. their positions, the HPC feels the they m ight possibly have a say in fective; they feel Gibson is a good see RECTOR, page 3 Nicaraguan insurgents denied aid by Congress

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WASHINGTON - The Democratic controlled House last night rejected 248-180 President Reagan’s proposal fo r $14 m illio n in direct military aid to Contra insur­ gents seeking to overthrow the lef­ tist government of Nicaragua. The same resolution was approved 53- 46 by the Republican-led Senate only a few hours earlier. Combined, the two votes set up a continuing congressional debate over w hether to allow Reagan to provide non-lethal assistance to the rebels. In both houses, Reagan w on some additional support with a last- minute pledge to reopen direct The Observer/Paul Kramer negotiations between the United Swinging (for a) single States and the Sandinista govern­ Action yesterday in the third annual Ben Cunningham yearly event, the winner to take home S100. First round games have ment, a key issue in Democratic op­ Memorial softball tournament sponsored by Holy Cross Hall, as been completed, the fin a l slated fo r Sunday, A pril 28. D illon won position to Reagan’s policy toward Pangbom takes on Dillon. Fifteen teams are competing in the this one 11-10. Central America.

Reagan also prom ised not to use the money for military aid until the end of the current fiscal year on Sept. 30. Faculty opinions mixed about ND policies The House vote was the first of Editor’s Note: This is pa rt two o f a also leave blacks vulnerable to the “Constructive engagement, the Believing immediate action to be three on aid to the Contras, and the four part series dealing with the larger structures of apar­ Sullivan Principles, and the vital, Professor Walshe said, “ The two remaining alternatives were ex­ problems in South Africa and the theid,’’Walshe said. European Economic Community’s political situation is fluid right now. pected to be much closer when relation o f this conflict to the Notre “The guidelines enable U.S. cor­ codes for corporate conduct have At this point, corporations should votes are taken today. Dame community. Today's story porations to invest in South Africa done more to bring to world atten­ put additional pressure on the One choice sponsored by House gives faculty views on the subject. and salve the ir consciences, ” said tion the plight of South African government.” Democrats would require that the John Gilligan, O’Malley professor of blacks,” Murphy explained. Change in South Africa w ill come $14 million be spent through the By D O U G HASLER law. either slowly over several decades United Nations or the International Stockholders, such as the Univer­ Staff Reporter Yet, the Sullivan Principles can or quickly in a bloody and violent Red Cross for Nicaraguan refugees sity of Notre Dame, who invest in also be viewed as an impetus for al­ civil war, the professors predicted. and to enforce any peace negotiated Faculty members at Notre Dame U.S. corporations with holdings in tering the structures of apartheid, Williams is cautiously optimistic by countries in the Central and Saint Mary’s have mixed South Africa have been encouraged about South Africa’s future. “They American region. opinions about the University’s to consider divesting themselves of (the Sullivan Principles) are slowly policy of investing in corporations such stock as a strategy to pressure The second alternative, proposed and progressively giving rights to w hich do business in South Africa. corporations and the South African by House Republican leader Robert South blacks. I confess I can’t see the lig h t Notre Dame follows a 1978 policy government to grant more rights to Michel of Illinois and supported by at the end of the tunnel. But, it is of investing in corporations which blacks. the president, would give recogni­ Africa marvelous what has happened in have signed the Sullivan Principles, a As a general principle, Gilligan tion to the Contras by distributing this country over the last 30 years.” list of guidelines mostly concerned Investments said such stock should be divested, non lethal aid to them through the with the treatment of black workers depending on the magnitude of a Gilligan, on the other hand, United States Agency for Interna­ in South African business opera­ company’s holdings in South Africa, foresees violence for the racially tional Development. tions. according to Father Oliver Williams, and how much stock an individual troubled country. “The dominant In the Senate, 43 Republicans and Peter Walshe, professor of associate professor of management. investor owns. political faction seems determined 10 Democrats voted for the Contra government and international “ C urrently,” W illiam s said, Professor of government and law to resist change, no matter what,” aid proposal; 37 Democrats and nine studies and director of African “ blacks are being trained to manage, Donald Kommers discounted the G illigan said. “ This can only result in Republicans voted against. Sen. John studies, said he believes the and they are receiving equal pay. It is simplicity of divestment, stating, increasing violence on the part of East, R-N.C., did not vote because he guidelines are inadequate to qualify a catalyst for change.” ’ “I’m not sure I would oppose those in government and those who is in the hospital. investment in a multinational cor­ Saint Mary’s government profes­ owning stock in a company even if it are trying to change things. ” Specifically, the Senate approved poration that operates in South sor James Murphy said the Sullivan does not uphold the Sullivan Prin­ “ As long as South Africa is a an appropriation for “military or Africa. Principles promote greater under­ ciples. Only by knowing the conse­ respected member of the world “They (the Sullivan Principles standing in the western world of the quences of disinvestment can one community, I don’t think things w ill see A ID , page 3 desegregate the workplace, but they situation blacks face in South Africa. judge the morality.” im prove,” he added. The Observer Wednesday, April 24, 1985 — page 2 In Brief Recipe fora good time:

Professor Howard Adams, executive director Watch hockey, enjoy of the National Consortium for Graduate Degrees for Minorities in An excerpt from my favorite cookbook: Engineering Inc. (GEM), has announced the appointment of Martha Take 12 slightly crazed French Canadians wielding Conley as Coordinator, Student Programs, effective July 1, 1985. long pieces o f timber. Adda slab o f ice, a frozen rubber Keith GEM, headquartered at Notre Dame, is a consortium of 48 univer­ disc, and three men in zebra-striped shirts. Let stand sities and 50 industrial/governmental employers formed in 1976 to for half a year, then gently stir in 15,000 noisy Harrison provide minority engineering students from throughout the United fanatics. As a fin a l touch, add a dash of champagne States with graduate study opportunities at member universities. from Lord Stanley’s favorite mug fo r incentive. News Editor -The Observer That, for the uninitiated, is the formula for The Playoffs, National Hockey League style. For the last six months, the NHL’s 21 teams have skated their way around an oval roller rink, scoring points by cruising through 80 regular season games. N ow it ’s tim e to find a past opponents without getting knocked into the Of Interest champion. audience. It is a fairly violent sport, with ridiculous The race for the right to drink from the Stanley Cup, referees who ignore rule violations. hockey’s equivalent of the Super Bowl, generates more Hockey rarely gets as silly as roller derby, but there excitement in Canada than a Billy Joel concert does at are similarities. For instance, the average hockey player N otre Dame. But here in the States, hockey is only mar­ does not think twice before whacking an opponent Charles Murray,author of “Losing Ground: American ginally more popular than Walter Mondale. across the shins w ith his stick, an act com m only known Social Policy, 1950-1980,” w ill present a public talk at 7:30 Wednes­ Part of the reason for all this hockey apathy may be as slashing. And just as in roller derby, every time one day night in the Library Auditorium. The talk is part of the Public player knocks another on his wallet the crowd goes Policy Workshop of the department of economics. - The Observer ignorance. But with teams in 14 cities across the country and various cable w ild. “super systems ” beaming Granted, when things get games to virtually dirty and the players start everywhere, most people taking cheapshots, hockey Kevill Herbert,the N otre Dame freshman w h o w on the are probably familiar with becomes a parody of itself, Rock Alike contest here, w ill appear tonight on MTV between 6 and hockey. as it was in the movie 6:30 with Nina Blackwood. Herbert w ill compete in the Rock Alike Maybe the competition is “Slapshot.” But when played finals before the Tommy Shaw concert. - The Observer too stiff. For most of the properly, it combines season, hockey competes excitement and grace like with basketball and football no other sport around. for a sports fan’s cash and at­ So the Great Hockey Mys­ The Vietnam Warwill be the topic of a lecture by tention. Basketball, tery continues. PeopleTlave Charles Tull, professor of history at Indiana University, tonight at however, suffers from al­ yet to realize that spring 7:30 in Saint M ary’s Carroll Hall. This m onth marks the 10th anniver­ most as much o f an id en tity means more than just the sary of the end of the Vietnam War, and Tull’s lecture w ill be an crisis as hockey does. opening o f baseball season appraisal of the war after 10 years. Tull holds a doctorate from Notre Besides, all those end-to-end or young men thinking of Dame and is the author of numerous publications dealing with scoring drives make watch­ love. It also means the Stan­ American history. The lecture is sponsored by Saint Mary’s depart­ ing basketball as rough on ley Cup playoffs. Certainly, ment of history and is open to the public at no charge. - The Observer the neck as watching ping there are other diversions, pong. but do you re a lly want to Football is a different spit waterm elon seeds com ­ story. With bone crunching blocks and tackles, it at­ pe titively at An Tostal? Saint Mary’s English departmentinstruc­ tracts basically the same type of person who goes to All rig ht then, w hy not give hockey a try? ' tor and poet Phyllis Moore w ill read from her poetry today at 4:30 on hockey games. But football games are only once a week, the second floor mezzanine of Cush wa Leighton Library. The poetry and the season ended way back in January. reading is sponsored by the English department. - The Observer It isn't that hockey is hard to understand, either. In fact, hockey is quite simple if it is looked at as a hybrid of The Observer publishes its official opinion soccer and ro lle r derby. In theory, hockey is a lot like the intricate game of in the form of an unsigned, large print, wide- An Tostal ChairmanArmando Byrne will be the soccer. The purpose of soccer is to score a goal by column article on the V iew point page. These guest on WVEI AM s Campus Perspectives' tonight at 9. Co-hosts of maneuvering a ball around opponents and kicking it columns represent the opinion of a majority the weekly radio show are John Deckers and Lori Kluczyk; listeners past a goaltender. The team with the most goals wins. o f The Observer editorial board. All other can call 239-6400 with questions or comments. - The Observer Hockey is just about the same thing, except it’s played columns, on the Viewpoint page or ot­ on ice. Also, instead o f kicking a ball, hockey players use a stick to hit a piece of frozen vulcanized rubber called herwise, are the views of their authors and do the puck. not necessarily reflect the views of the Tommy Shaw ticket distribu­ Anyone who missed In practice, however, hockey often has more in com ­ editorial board or The Observer staff. tion can pick up a ticket in the student government office, second mon with the rough n’tumble sport of roller derby. Rol­ flo o r LaFortunc. - The Observer ler derby, for those who never called New York City home, is the ultimate in circus sports. Players skate

A prayer for peacew ill be held tonight at 9 30 at the Mr. Goodbar Grotto. The service w ill be led by Father Stephen Gibson. - The Ob- 0he Knights of the (Castle The ship is steady, so Men's Hair Styling at its finest don’t you fail, indeed it (minutes from campus) moves, but will not sail. The ship she docks in a There w ill be a Senior Class Party tonight foreign land, where Mr. from 9 to 1 at the Saint Mary’s Clubhouse. There w ill be a S3 charge Goodbar is the only man. HAIRCUTS for all you can drink or $ 1 for non drinkers The party is sponsored 54553 Terrance Ln, S.R. 23 by the Saint M ary’s senior class officers. - The Observer When found- not before -call (across from Martin's) 272-0312 to verify: Mark or Paul at 272-8471 Weather 4115, or Joyce a t 4121.

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C H M IE L “testing, deployment, and research Staff Reporter in the field of both nuclear and con­ ventional weapons ” He also alluded Hoping to encourage a new al­ to the possibility o f a Reagan liance for those who are concerned Gorbachev summit. about the quest for peace throug­ “I believe that it (a summit) is a hout the world, Domenico Rosati, possibility and that there seems to president of the Italian Christian be interest on both sides that this Workers Association, addressed a happens,” said Rosati. press conference yesterday after­ The prevailing opinion overseas noon prior to a private seminar he o f Reagan and U.S. foreign policy is gave to University faculty members. critical, Rosati said. He explained Dodge Public Relations Rosati, speaking through an inter­ that many see confrontations Hot w heels preter, called for increased efforts to , throughout the world as confronta­ become united in the search for tions between the two superpowers. Senior Ted Klaus stands by bis vehicle at the third peted in the weekend all-expense paid event after peace and in the determent of “They (those overseas) are very annual National Collegiate Driving Champion- winning the competition at Notre Dame last nuclear weapons. critical especially about the fact that ships held April 14 and 15 in Daytona Beach, semester. “I really didn't do too well,"Klaus said of “The basic motive for me being American foreign p o licy seems to Florida. Klaus was among 80 students who com- the experience, "but I had a good time." here is to see if it is possible to begin begin from a deductive position that to build up a new alliance,” said very often is not founded on certain Rosati. “We have tried to stop the principles,” Rosati said. Ruckelshaus, former EPA chief, arms race, we have tried to block the In regard to the state of his own deployment of weapons in the East country, Rosati strongly supported and in the West, and now, we are the idea of a democracy and believes contrasts past agency experiencestrying to answer the proposed star this form of government is working wars.” well in Italy. He explained that all of By M ARY CAROL w hich called for “ fishable and swim- these newer pollutants cause cancer Rosati’s organization maintains an the different factions in Italy have CREADON mable ” waters, said Ruckelshaus. and reproductive defects, definitive important role in Italian society by been faithful to their democratic Senior Staff Reporter “Great progress” was made with action by the EPA on these issues is influencing people in each of the government ever since the adoption these conventional pollutants. Yet complicated by the public’s mistrust diverse political parties which exist of a democratic constitution in the Public involvement in environ­ these issues were secondary to the of the agency. there. Although his group is rooted late 1940s. mental issues is the answer to En­ newer, deadlier pollutants un­ Ruckelshaus explained the EPA is in Christian thought, they are able to “ O ver the years, both com ­ vironmental Protection Agency covered since the 1970s such as acid being sued by the public and in­ reach out to all sectors of their ponents of Italian society - the Com­ effectiveness, said former EPA ad­ rain and to xic waste, he said. dustry “80 percent of the time ” be­ society w ith the intention of educat­ munists and the Catholics - have ministrator William Ruckelshaus at Ruckelshaus said these “second cause there are so many conflicting ing in regard to a need for peace. always had difficult moments but last night’s pu b lic talk in Washington generation issues ” are so much interests. Rosati chose to come to the have always made references back Hall. The only way progress will be United States and visit w ith many to the democratic constitution. The agency’s first administrator in made is if the American people learn key leaders who share his desire to They have been loyal to it.” 1970 and fifth in 1984, following to trust that the EPA is doing the achieve peace. He believes that al­ Rosati believes there has been a Ann Burford’s resignation, con­ right thing. Ruckelshaus stressed the though the language is different, the greater effort in the Church for trasted the issues facing the EPA in public must gain a level of under­ objectives of his group are similar to peace recently and he supports this the 1970s w ith those o f the 1980s. standing o f the environm ental issues those of other groups, and a dialogue effort. When the agency was formed in and the real options from which the needs to be established in order to “Ever since Vatican II and Pope 1970, said Ruckelshaus, the United EPA has to choose. make advances. John X X III, there has been a greater States faced serious environm ental It will take time before all of “Unfortunately, we have been emphasis on the part of Catholics in problems with conventional pol­ society recognizes the environment unable to coordinate our actions in regard to the values of peace and the lutants in air, land and water. need not be exploited for economic the last years,” said Rosati. “We can values of social justice and the fight “The people in Denver were grow th, he said, b ut “ we do not have build up a new alliance by varifying against terrorism ,” said Rosati. desiring to see the mountains again that much time to get these pol­ what w e’re thinking about and what He also explained that the tradi­ while the people in L A were desir­ lutants under control in the context we th in k our objectives are. We tional idea of peace as the fruit of ing to see each other, ” Ruckelshaus W illiam Ruckelshaus of freedom.” need to see w hat kind o f initiatives justice has changed to an idea of joked. more complex than those of the The EPA needs to devise a system w e’re going to take.” justice as the fruit of peace. With The EPA was created to imple­ 1970s because scientific uncer­ through legislation by which the W ith respect to U.S.-Soviet rela­ this, the notion a just war must be ment the new environmental laws tainty of their health effects is so people w ill be forced “to respond to tions, Rosati called for a freeze on relinquished, he explained. such as the Clean Water Act of 1972 great. Although it is known that the real choices,” said Ruckelshaus.

of the council’s concerns about the Rector undefined rector criteria. Aid continued from page 1 In other business, Howard an­ continued from page 1 nounced that tomorrow is the last thinks the group of hall presidents day to donate blood if it is to be paramilitary operations in WHY CORNELL? can make positive steps in getting counted on hall totals. Anyone can Nicaragua.” the administration to divulge what donate tomorrow between 1:30 and A great location.Study at one of the most they want in a rector, therefore hel­ 3:30 p.m. at the infirmary. But Reagan prom ised in a letter beautiful Ivy League campuses and spend the ping to determine why Gibson did This week’s speakers featured delivered to Senate Majority Leader Summer in the magnificent countryside of the not meet the criteria. Freshmen Orientation co Chairman Robert Dole only a few hours before Finger Lakes region. Located on forty mile-long Howard plans to invite Tyson to Peggy Hess and Transfer Orientation the vote that he w o uld use the funds the next HPC m eeting to inform him Chairman Mark Facet. only for non-lethal purposes for the Cayuga Lake, Ithaca is a small cosmopolitan city rest o f the fiscal year ending Sept. 30. with restaurants, nightlife and all the urban advantages. Despite Democratic skepticism A great university.Choose from a remarkable B & BSTORAGE about Reagan’s intentions, Dole said, “I think we can trust the word of the variety of courses and learning opportunities— 3001 S. U.S. 31 president o f the United States.” more than 300 courses taught by distinguished Building J

Cornell faculty members. The curriculum in­ C t mile south o fK -M art - same side of highway) Still to come late last night was a cludes computer science, fine arts, pre-law and tougher challenge for Reagan in the pre-med studies, and languages. Sign up for a Students’ Special-Group Rates Democratic-controlled House few weeks or the entire summer. Courses are where the president’s proposal to 683-4280 or 684-4880 aid the Contras faced likely defeat. offered in three , six-, and eight week sessions \ 10 ft x 2 2 .5 ft spaces available Reagan’s letter was a surprise, and A great adventure.Explore beautiful lakes marked an open, last m inute effort and parks, spectacular waterfalls and ravines. to sway wavering senators and Enjoy swimming, sailing, tennis, golf, climbing, House members to his side in a highly-emotional legislative battle camping, soaring, biking, birding, and hiking. A reminiscent of the early years of the rich and lively schedule of free outdoor con­ College of Science Student Council Vietnam War era. certs and theater makes Cornell an ideal place announces the 1985 to meet people and make friends. “I think the president’s letter was Why Cornell?Because we love summer as D ean ’s Run a carefully-crafted attempt to get much as you do. Make plans now. For a copy of bipartisan support, ” said Dole. D is ta n c e : 7km (twice around As the debate closed, Vice Presi­ the 1985 Summer Session Announcement call dent George Bush - in his role as or write: th e la k e s ) president o f the Senate - was on hand Cornell University Summer Session in the event he was needed to break D a te : Sunday, April 28 a tie vote. Box 84, B12 Ives Hall Tim e: 12:00 noon Ithaca, New York 14853-3901 607/2564987 Registration In his le tte r to Dole, Reagan said, F ee: $ 4 .0 0 “I intend to resume bilateral talks with the government of Nicaragua * Tee-shirts for all registrants and w ill instruct our representatives in those talks to press for a cease-fire * Please register by Friday April 26 at 5pm as well as (Roman Catholic) church- mediated dialogue between the con­ in the Dean’s Office, 229 NSH ____ tending Nicaraguan factions.” The Observer Wednesday, April 24, 1985 — page 4 Retired ace discusses experiences, God, country, war

By BUD LUEPKE and 1 wanted to make sure I was destroyed 31 enemy fighters in suit. Gabreski said he prayed, “ Lord, Engineers and scientists should Senior Staff Reporter fighting it in the air not on the aerial combat and three more on the I am now in your hands.” Gabreski s also contribute to peace efforts. In ground” , he said. ground. In Korea, Gabreski claimed fear left him, and he put his plane in a times of national emergency, he Am erica’s top livin g air ace, Gabreski was in Hawaii when the 6.5 more enemy jets and became the tail spin to fool his adversary and said, “ high technology has never retired Col. Francis Gabreski spoke Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. eighth “jet ace” in history with over escape in a cloud. failed us.” He said the atomic bomb last night on topics of God, country In 1943, Gabreski was sent to 5000 hours flying time, 4000 of Among many othqr awards, saved thousands o f lives and that it and war. Recalling several war England, and in 1944, he volun­ w hich w ere in a jet. Gabreski has received the D istin­ was best for America to use it first stories, Gabrcski’s lecture focused teered to lead his squadron in to G er­ Gabreski said his belief in God and guished Service Medal, the Distin­ because Hitler was so close to on the timely use of war in defense many. After bombing an air field, he country helped him avoid the guished Service Cross, and the having it. o f values. was forced to make a crash landing. dangers of fear and fright when Bronze Star, as w e ll as other decora­ Gabreski stressed faith in God and Gabreski was a sophomore at He was a prisoner of war for 10 facing death. tions from Great Britian, France, Bel­ values of freedom and democracy. Notre Dame when he joined the Air months. One o f his narrowest escapes oc­ gium, and Poland. But he also stressed the need to Force in 1940. "1 knew America During his tour in the European curred when his plane began to Gabreski said he fought against defend these beliefs against other would get into the war eventually Theater of Operations, Gabreski smoke with a German pilot in pur- “the enemies of freedom” and for beliefs existing “where vodka and “ the defense of Christianity” . He said caviar flow freely and human minds that while war should only be used do not” . as a last resort, it should not be Gabreski’s lecture was sponsored Watergate figure Ervin dead atavoided 88 when values of God and by the A ir Force ROTC. country are at stake. After a question and answer ses­ Associated Press which Mr Ervin was admitted to During his 20 years in the sion, Gabreski was given an Air the center was a significant con­ Senate, Ervin was both a c ritic o f “Timely application of force of Force ROTC jacket and a diploma. WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. tributing factor in the death.” civil rights legislation and a cham­ arms can be morally justified when Former Sen. Sam J. Ervin Jr., the pion of civil liberties. He fought af­ other methods cannot. It comes self-styled “country lawyer” Rollman said Ervin, who became firmative action proposals, battled down to a matter of civilization or Help the whose homespun humor, ill March 30, was suffering from ab­ efforts to return prayer to public no civiliza tion ”. animated eyebrows, and love of dominal pain, emphysema and an school, and exposed military sur­ Gabreski said it was up to the stu­ the Constitution made him a folk infected gall bladder. veillance of anti-war protesters dents of universities such as Notre dp hero when he presided over the and other dissenters during the Dame to help insure peace in the Senate Watergate hearings, died of “He underwent surgery for the Vietnam War era. future. He appealed to international respiratory failure yesterday. He gall bladder,” Rollman said. “ His His strict interpretation of the law and negotiations, but said that March of Dimes was 88. post-op course became compl­ C onstitution defied easy po litical too many times after a just war, “we icated by kidney failure leading to Fight classification. He sided with both have come away from negotiations Ervin died at about 4:15 p m at his transfer to the Winston Salem liberals and conservatives in be­ w ith o u t a piece o f the peace table ” Birth Defects Bowman Gray Medical Center at medical center Monday.” coming one of the chamber’s most N.C. Baptist Hospital in Winston- respected authorities on constitu­ Salem, according to Roger Rol- Ervin was moved from Grace tional law. lman, a spokesman at the hospital. Hospital in Morganton to Bowman Gray on Monday suffering from That independence made him a Notre Dame Avenue “The cause of death was acute renal failure after it was natural choice when Senate attributed by his doctors to determined he needed more spe­ leaders cast about for someone to A partm ents respiratory failure which cialized treatment than was chair the sensitive and potentially developed during the day," Rol- available at Grace, said Mary explosive hearings on Watergate NOW RENTING FOR FALL Iman said. “The kidney failure for McBride, his secretary. in the summer of 1973 Completely furnished, balconies, laundry, and off-street parking. On site management & maintenence, Hogs run wild after train wreck all deluxe features Associated Press Dispatcher Joe Watts said the “Approximately 219 hogs ASK ABOUT OUR SPECIAL SUMMER RATES hogs were being transported in a escaped from the stock trailer. 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Council member Molly Sullivan said, “ This is a follow -u p survey. The FRESHMAN first survey was taken in 1979. We want to find out about the drinking THISOLDE HOUSE habits of our students and what our students need to know about al­ ORIENTATION PIZZERIA & PUB cohol. For example, do our students realize that coffee does not sober a person?” This Sunday, Monday The council plans to build a There will be a mandatory and Wednesday we will program more suited to students’ deliver a medium 16” needs. In the future, they may aid meeting for all those still pizza with one topping with family drinking problems or or­ for: ganize non-alcoholic social interested in being on the 1985 programs. “We want to see what impact our committee. April 24 at 7 p.m. $ 695 previous program has had. It will (SAVE $2~!) give us hard data," Sullivan said. New Orleans Room LaFortune

The surveying started at the Each additional item $1 beginning of this year, and surveys are due this Friday. All committee members must attend. 2 7 7 -4 5 1 9

The council hopes to have the Anyone staying over summer especially data organized by the end of this needed. CALL Bt LORE 11 p.m. FOR DELIVERY semester since the programming is being done by hand. Accent Wednesday, April 24, 1985 — page 5 Star from Stanford surfaces on MTV tonight

MS com m ittee publicized the event. Karen McCloskey “ People had told me I look like features staff writer Bruce Springsteen,” Herbert said. “And 1 like Bruce so 1 thought I’d give it a shot and be Bruce for a ommy Shaw may not be the versity’s victo ry over 12 other song.” T star in this weekend’s MTV bash schools in the MS fundraiser drive. Herbert was introduced to at the ACC. The life of the party is Although the performers w ill be Springsteen music by his elder like ly to be a D om er from New judged by a panel o f five judges brother, Gus, w ho also lives in Jersey. His name is Kevin and he including Tom m y Shaw, Nina Black­ Stanford. looks like just another guy from the w ood, and MS Organizer Bev In preparation for the perfor­ Garden State - until he does his Noyes, Herbert said, “The biggest mance, Herbert said he w ill per­ magic transformation. He becomes thing for me is the student support form “ Born in The U.S.A.” “ I listen The Boss. at this thing. I w ant everybody to let to the song a couple o f times a day. I Herbert, a.k.a. Bruce Springsteen, MTV know that there is support of look in the m irro r to see if the was the winner of Notre Dame’s the ir candidate. ” He hopes “ the 12 words, the lip sync, is right. The key Rock-Alike contest, and w ill million american households was getting the words down, but represent the University in the watching have a good impression of the biggest problem was getting national Rock-Alike finals to be held the MS campaign, because they’re used to the guitar.” before the Shaw concert Saturday trying to expand it fo r next year.” Herbert doesn’t plan to do anyth­ night. ing special fo r Saturday night. “ I just In anticipation of his perfor­ His com p etitio n includes “ a try to p u t m yself in Bruce mance, MTV took Kevin Herbert, a really good Billy Idol from the Springsteen’s shoes,” Herbert said. Stanford Hall freshman, to dinner University of Iowa and a girl from “ We lo ok alike, plus w e’re the same on Monday evening. Then they took the University of Wisconsin as height and from the same state. ” him to lunch on Tuesday. Then they Cyndi Lauper.” Herbert added, “ I thin k about the words in the introduced him to a girl named “altogether there are three Billy song,” Herbert continued. “I think Nina and put him in front of a Idols, another Bruce, Huey Lewis, about what he’s saying about V iet­ camera. Better than that, they did and Mick Jagger” among the com­ nam vets. There’s a lo t o f emotion. all that in N ew Y ork City. And best petition. It gets me psyched up.” o f all, you can see it on television. But H erbert is confident he has at least a 50-50 chance, because “ I do If he wins this final round of Tonight at 6 o’clock, MTV will look a lot like Bruce.” He even competition, Herbert w ill receive a broadcast a Nina Blackwood inter­ wants to work an American flag into paid internship w ith MTV in New view w ith N otre Dame’s ow n Boss. his act. “I think it w ill really be an Y ork C ity this summer. Because Monday m orning, Kevin was awesome performance. If I don’t New York is fairly close to Rumson, already mentally preparing for the knock the microphone over when I N ew Jersey, home the real Boss, Rock Alike competition. “I’m really swing around with my guitar, I there is a chance that H erbert w ill excited about Rock Alike and per­ thin k I w ill be alright. ” meet his idol. forming and about the home crowd Herbert explained that he “That would commensurate life. I advantage.” The event is being held became involved in the Rock Alike could die a happy man,” said Her­ Kevin Herbert, a mild-mannered ND freshman by day, “Boss" by night. at Notre Dame to reward the Uni­ Contest after the Millions Against bert. “He’s a demi god.” Juke box heroes aren’t foreign to ACC crowd

Tim A dam s

Concert review

he popular group Foreigner robed singers bouncing to the beat T rocked the ACC last night with a and clapping hands, encouraging juke box fu ll o f hits, playing before the audience to do the same, was a packed crowd. moving. As the lights were turned off, the Soon the entire crowd was on its audience roared with delight. The feet, swaying, clapping, and singing red tarpaulin covering most o f the along, too. They received a trem en­ stage was lifted, revealing the four dous ovation, and I could tell the members of Foreigner, as well as audience was especially pleased, three keyboardists on elevated because the number of lighters platforms. being held up was incredible. Then the unmistakable chords to Coming close to this song, in “ Feels Like the First T im e” echoed terms of excitement generated, was out, accompanied by shrieks from the teen passion anthem, “Urgent.” the crowd and the ever present It, too, got a standing ovation, con­ glow of lighters. Then the group cluding the first portion of the ripped into “Double Vision” and concert. After the group exited the “Cold as Ice,” those old AOR stage, the crow d hungrily standbys. “ Ice” was spiced up by a demanded an encore. The four guys saxophone solo played by one of came through, delivering bombas­ the three keyboardists. tic versions o f “ D irty W hite Boys” Most groups, when playing a and “Hot Blooded,” before they left concert, usually receives less and once again. less applause as the night wears on, But the crowd was not satiated, but last night’s crowd maintained so Foreigner appeared one last tim e peak interest through almost every and led slow ly in to “Juke Box song, getting lazy only when Foreig­ Hero.” As the song cranked along, ner played an unfamiliar tune (and an inflatable juke box appeared on there weren’t many). If the group the right side o f the stage; the failed to vary its approach in the crowd went nuts. Lead guitarist, concert much, they made up for it Mick Jones jammed furiously until by the songs’ popularity. the song ended, and so did the juke Other songs getting a good box, in a flash of smoke. The response were “ Head Games,” audience went home very pleased. “Waiting for a Girl like You,” and the current single, “That was Yes­ Opening the concert was Giuf- terday.” fria, a hard rock quintet featuring The peak of the concert, without one of the members from Angel. a doubt, was the rendition of “ I They are best know n for the ir Jour­ Want to Know What Love is.” On ney clone hit, “Call to Your Heart.” record, the song features a choir, They provided the evening’s low

and lo and behold, Foreigner po in t when the lead singer alluded The Obscrvcr/Chaitanya Panchal brought one with them last night. to partying and snorting cocaine as The image of 25 swaying, white- a “cool” type of rebellion. Two members o f Foreigner belt out a song to an enthusiastic crowd. ■ Viewpoint Wednesday, April 24, 1985 — page 6 Notre Dame has lost the activism of the past era

An old friend, a Notre Dame alumnus, is was the dotty kind - the hallmark of the coming to town. We met in the late 60s in a genuine article. m course on church history taught by Professor G was no accident. The chemistry was all m William Storey. Twelve years have gone by set when his father, a German Lutheran, since we last met: I was out of the country married his Irish Catholic mother who con­ when he returned to campus for his tenth year verted to the Lutheran Church. Living with reunion. the menage was a maternal grandfather whose I w ill call my friend G, to protect his privacy daily ritual it was to take out his prayer wheel and to save him any embarrassment should 1 to offer prayers for his apostate daughter’s lapse into hagiolatry. During those first few return to the one true faith. The exercise was classes, 1 was struggling w ith shyness and a carried out with relish. deplorable case of intellectual intimidation. Mama seems to have had a touch of Madame G, 1 primly decided, was an intellectual ex Blavatsky about her. A psychic Celt, she ap­ "OK,THAT DOES IT/ SMAGARlNSW WAS CAUGHT CHEATING ON THE SHAKESPEARE QOIZ parently had good-natured encounters with SO WE'RE CANCELING THE ENSUSH DETRIMENT/" the spirit world. Then there were the batty Ann Pettifer uncles, Checkers and Flip-Flop Maloney, who were usually in inaccessible exile somewhere in the Rockies. Their personae were unclear; guest column they may or may not have been larcenists, Caricature of Germans grand or otherwise, and they may or may not hibitionist; definitely not to be trusted. This have done time. They could have been pure impression was soon to bite the dust. G, I dis­ comic invention, useful names to invoke in covered, was a natural enthusiast and gifted the presence of anyone menacing the family. also must be forgottenw ith ebullience. The stories of nuttiness were legion and G is a Lutheran pastor now; w h ile he was an beguiling. We have all, at one time or another, been Look at the facts. World War II ended 40 undergraduate here, he was our token Protes­ While he was at Notre Dame, my friend exposed to the stereotype of the “typical” years ago. Most people living today were born tant. He bore his tokenism gracefully al­ developed a passion for the writings of Sidney Jewish person. The nose protruding just so after that or were too young to really par­ though, once in a while, he had a little sport at Smith, an early 19th century Anglican divine. from the face and the hair lying in a just so ticipate in the war before it ended. The time Notre Dame’s expense. Each year, on the an­ This, I thought, revealed real class. Smith was manner have come to represent the face. Eyes has come to start forgiving the German people niversary of the occasion when Martin Luther the best kind of Anglican clergyman - a man of scanning for coins and employment as an in­ for a crime which their fathers committed. pinned his famous theses to the doors of W it­ robust faith, with a talent for the bon mot. It vestment banker have come to represent the The time has come to remove the stigma tenberg Cathedra, G, a great believer in was Smith w ho said. “ I have never read a book lifestyle. Conversations concerning Jews can which covers the eyes of our world’s people. wholesome traditions, would pad off with Lut­ before reviewing it, it prejudices a man so.” be carried on w ithout reference to these taste­ President Reagan’s visit, should it be carried her’s thesis and post them on the doors of the And, “ I have, alas, only one illusion left and less caricatures. Yet, there is one top ic w hich out, w ill be a major step in putting the past Sacred Heart Church. that is the Archbishop of Canterbury.” Before seemingly cannot be dismissed - the aside. In the course of that semester with Dr. he left Notre Dame, G had his portrait painted Holocaust. This, of course, infuriates Jews, who feel Storey, G and I became friends and co- as Smith - a splendid parting jape - the Sun Belt that the horrors of the Holocaust should never conspirators; we shared a sense of glee as we Lutheran at a Catholic university wearing the be forgotten. Granted, the murder of over six logged the sins of the wicked old medieval mask o f an Anglican w it. Dave Kroeger million people should remain with us, but Church. At the same time, our twentieth cen­ It w ill be good to see G again. Fr. Don why do we need to carry with that memory tury complacency was nudged by books like M cN eil’s note to G’s friends read, “ G has been the hatred of the perpetrators? Is it not “Piers The Ploughman” and “The Imitation of involved in social justice work.” I was not W ednesday’s child enough to channel energy toward the ending Christ.” “ Piers the Ploughman” should be re­ surprised. His imminent arrival has evoked in of human misery, or must we be sidetracked quired reading at a Catholic university, for it me a nostalgia for those times in the late 60s by a bunch of bones lying halfway around the encourages the Christian pilgrim to remain and early 70s. Oddballs and characters were The nation’s capitol was the scene o f one o f world? stout of heart through the bad times when the given room to thrive and the political atmo­ the year’s biggest mini dramas as the White 1 can understand the bitterness that Wiesel Church becomes bloated and idle or, more sphere on campus was far from House announced that President Reagan must feel after enduring two concentration alarming, when it switches to repressive ac­ monochromatic. Reactionaries were more w o uld visit a German cem etery later this year. camps, but the Jewish people have no tivity. It has been said of history that it is the likely to be found under stones - their natural The knowledge that S.S. graves were in the monopoly on suffering. We need only look at story of one damn thing after another: ditto for habitat - and ROTC was in retreat. burial ground brought a screaming pro Jewish Cambodia to discover that holocausts are a the Church. These days I w orry a lot abot pre profession force to its feet. The normally decisive ad­ dime a dozen. I can understand pleas for sym­ As our friendship grew, G recounted stories earnestness and m ilitary recidivism. I have in ministration found itself on the defensive as pathy, but I refuse to be manipulated into of his family. Most of them were surely true, mind a book which I would love to make re­ more and more people began to rail the White pseudo worship of the formerly persecuted. It but I suspected the odd apocryphal adden­ quired reading for all those uniforms strutting House for what the media considers to be a is this use o f Am erica’s g u ilt w hich has caused dum. Anyway, they were an impressively ec­ around: Virginia W oolfs “Three Guineas ” She “ boo boo ” our seemingly endless contributions to an Is­ centric tribe. This was unusual because has pinpointed, better than anyone, what uni­ raeli governm ent w hich has rarely been Americans are not, on the whole, good at ec­ forms, braiding and medals signify, and it is Among the critics was Elie Wiesel, who anything other than a little child which says centricity; WASPS manage it now and again, not very nice. While the campus seems to me coincidentally happened to be in Washington “gimme, gimme” when it wants and “anti- but they nearly always plump for the cur­ a bland place nowadays, I hope there is still this week to receive an award from President Semitism, anti-Semitism” when it does not mudgeonly species which does not inspire enough good humus around to nourish Reagan. Wiesel made it clear that he was, in no receive. mirth. We Catholics, for the most part, do not original individuals like G. uncertain terms, opposed to the visit. He said stand a chance; conformity comes with our that the perplexity of the Jewish people in If the administration has stepped on a few catechetical primers. G’s family’s eccentricity Ann Pettifer is an alumna o f Notre Dame. regard to the visit “knows no bounds. ” Well, toes in its announcements, then so be it. That that’s really nice, Elie, but one would have to visit is much more important than the say that your cgocentricity knows no bounds, whinings of people like Wiesel. It w ill signify either. that we are beginning to forgive the German The powerful Jewish lobby which emerged people for the ir past sins, in much the same Do you have an opinion? after World War 11 has gone too far this time. way that America has begun to seek forgive­ How dare the Jews claim that Reagan has no ness for Vietnam. The m ethodical m urder of Viewpoint would like to hearfrom you. But letters are not the only way to voice right to visit that cemetery. How insensitive to over six million Jews is indeed a tragedy. I f you would like to respond to something your opinion in The Observer, Viewpoint think that the lives of those German soldiers Those who killed them were undoubtedly of you’ve read in The Observer, why not also accepts guest columns. Guest are unworthy or tainted by some type of very warped reasoning. Is that not a tragedy, write a letter to the editor. Letters should columns should be well-written, typed, poison. They are people, just like you and me, too? It seems that more than one caricature be well-written, typed, no more than 250 no more than 500 words in length and with the same problems and the same aspira­ needs to end. words in length and must bear the must bear the signature of the author. A tions. Their cause, in the frame of historical signature o f the author. Letters which are guest column, unlike letter to the editor, justification, was wrong, but that does not David Kroeger is a sophornore in the Col­ not signed by the author w ill not be should not be a direct response to another make them any less deserving of respect than lege o f Arts and Letters Honors Program and published. editorial. those who fought for the “right” side. is a regular Viewpoint columnist

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Ir View point Wednesday, April 24, 1985 — page 7 Conservatives should be happy with today’s press

There are many assumptions which are thought there was such a slant. He did qualify what critics call the liberal press. For instance, radicalism, have become conservative. A per­ tossed around like facts. One such assumption his answer by only attaching the label to the conservative columnist George W ill regularly fect example is The Observer. There are now is that there is a liberal bias in the press. “prestige press.” Specifically, he mentioned appears in both Newsweek and The Was­ daily quotes, usually endorsing conservative Conservatives love to complain about Dan CBS, The New York Times, and The Was­ hington Post. views, on its editorial page. Furthermore, Rather’s supposed harrassment of President hington Post. He did not, however, offer any W hat is apparent from both esaays is the there was The Observer’s endorsement for empirical evidence. idea that the press w ill usually reflect the cur­ the re-election of a conservative president For most conservatives there is no need for rent politcal climate. And as any good liberal who eliminated college students’ social Mark Boennighausen any evidence; they simply k n o w that they are knows the times are definitely conservative security benefits in his first term and is now right. In two though tftil essays in the latest now. The conservatives, however, are mired threatening to drastically curtail the Govern­ issue of The New Republic, Fred Barnes and in the past and thus cannot forget the liberal ment Student Loan program in his second gravity is a mythMichael Massing present evidence to refute press activism of the 1960s and early 1970s. If term. this long held belief. The essays p o in t out that press critics would only look at what appears there has been tremendous growth in what in print and on the televison screen they Reagan. Jesse Helms is so convinced that CBS can be called the conservative press. might not be so upset. Personally, I am sick of It seems that Helms and his friends should is biased he wants a coalition of conservatives seeing Ronald Reagan at his ranch, trying to be more than satisfied with the current state to buy CBS’s stock and thus become “ Dan Rat­ Examples given include the births of the na­ look like a macho cowboy, on the evening o f affairs. Maybe it is now tim e for liberals to her’s boss. ” Adding to the problem is the fact tional newspaper USA Today and the twenty- news every three weeks or so. The fact that he yell and scream about a conservative bias in that even intelligent conservatives buy into four hour cable news network CNN. Both of always says everything is going great adds to the press. this assumption. these relatively new news organizations are my disillusionment. I think the conservative Aaarrrrggghhhh ----- Last week at his lecture, I asked con­ commonly viewed as more conservative than point of view gets plenty of coverage. M ark Boennighausen is a senior govern­ servative columnist James Kilpatrick about their older counterparts. The essays furthe r Even college newspapers, once great bas­ ment m ajor and a regular contributor to the liberal bias in the press and he said that he point out that conservative are represented in tions o f liberalism and in some cases even Viewpoint page. P.O.Box Q

or they just could not refuse a bargain or did •The dining halls’ “insult a nationality” among upper-level CSC priests for Father Hes- Maintenance and foodnot want to appear unholy by refusing a Bible. evenings when dinners are devoted to themes burgh’s job. (It is like telling God to get lost, right?) So in­ denigrating certain ethnic groups by serving •Having to worry about the daily progress of departments praisedstead of having the guts to say the incredibly food which the groups would be embarrassed the Mishawaka Cavemen basketball team. difficult phrase “no thank you,” they accepted to call th e ir own. •The Credit Union, without question the the gift, and with it the hard work and dedica­ • The ground crew’s destruction of the quads banking institution of this country which Dear Editor: tio n o f the Gideons. They managed to take the by cutting lawns that have just been rained most serves itself while least serving its mem­ I would just like to take this opportunity to good achieved by others’ hard work and turn upon for hours. bers, and publicly thank The University Food Services it to waste; now there is a fine afternoon’s •U-93’s “Street Talk” interviews at University •Father Hesburgh’s lectures on the nuclear and University Maintenance Department, in w o rk to be proud of. Park Mall, when locals w ith small-sized brains arms race, som ething he surely must do in his particular Bill Hickey and John Manhaut, for Maybe if guests on our campus are treated attempt to discuss such topics as nuclear sleep. their efforts during this years Collegiate Jazz with a little more respect in the future, fewer weapons and Gerry Faust (a perfect couple, Festival. I found these two men extremely negative things will be said about Notre don’t you think, since they both signify What I w ill miss, however, is com plaining dedicated to serving students to the utmost of Dame. devastation - whether its object is the world about all of these things. their abilities. In my dealings with them the Chuck Schrock or a proud tradition). M ichael J. Beaudine past two years, it is clearly evident that the Keenan HalI • Ruthless and dumb administrative athletic Alumni Hall student events and needs rank at the top of decisions made by Father Joyce under the their priority lists. I do not only appreciate Stealing license plate guise of some farce of a committee. their efforts as a way to make my job easier, •Mushrooms, particularly those served by the Pettifer’s identity but also appreciate them because they do so does not make you cooldining halls in every dish that could con­ much to enhance the environment here at ceivably have a vegetable in it. seems to be a mystery Notre Dame. Dear Editor: •The weather in northern Indiana (need I say To the person who stole the license plate more?). Dear Editor: Hickey and Manhaut, and the departments “DOMER” off my car outside the University •A student government torn by conflicts of W ho is Ann Pettifer, and when did she they represent, are prime examples of this Club on Saturday afternoon, please think self-interest and pride. graduate from N otre Dame? She is not listed U niversity’s finest employees. about the following. I obtained the plate in the •The 24 hour a-day freak show in the on any Alumni Office records as having ever I not only thank them but their staffs and first place to display my pride in the Univer­ LaFortune lobby. attended the University. Is Pettifer a married workers who are just as helpful and pleasant. sity and the type of student here. I find it •Rules in increasing numbers which tighten name? A pseudonym? Is she a faculty member? We are fortunate to benefit from their service. ironic that a student at the same institution the stranglehold around student necks, but W hy do we hear from her so often? Thank you. tries to display his pride by stealing my plates. enforced ostensibly for our own well-being. M a ria T. M ic e li John J. Cerabino One motive behind this act of thievery •The on-going, slow, jockeying for position Notre Dame Alumnae Chairm an probably was to be cool. Do you think it is CollegiateJazz Festival cool to know that 1 have to go out and replace the personalized plate at a cost o f $60, plus go through the hassle of obtaining it? Your only Students should respectuse for the plate now is selfish gratification for display in a room. Are you proud of the fact the effort of Gideonsthat you are a thief and the plate is now on Dear Editor: your wall? Are you now cool? I would like to take this opportunity to As a graduating senior I w o uld like the plate commend the Gideons. They put a great deal returned. T hink about it! of effort into doing what they believe is right. Frank Schlueter For this reason they deserve commendation. St. E dw ard’s H a ll

However, this highlights a problem . A lo t o f things have been said about Notre Dame stu­ Senior lists reasons dents, but now the addition of “wimps” to the list seems justified. The day the Bibles were for awaiting graduation distributed at the dining halls quite a few later ended up sitting on the tables or moving Dear Editor: down the conveyor belt. Days later I was still As a senior, I look forward to graduating seeing Bibles perched at convenient ledges next month for many reasons, both positive around campus and in garbage cans. W hy was and negative. Hard work finally pays off; anot­ this? Had people read it and then decided they her summer of fun and sun awaits me; and did not want it? N ot likely, considering almost there is a new step in my life on the horizon: everyone here has probably seen a Bible law school. Yet life is not heaven on earth, and before. So then why were the Bibles all over neither is Notre Dame. No one, nor any in­ campus? Because some students are wimps. stitution, is perfect. There are, as a result, When approached at the dining hall they were many things I w ill not miss when I leave N otre afraid of possibly hurting someone’s feelings, Dame.

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A scram ble g o lf tournam ent wm be hosted by He upheld both the trade bet­ NVA on Saturday, May 4. Students, faculty and staff may register by ween Minnesota and Houston that paying a $3 greens fee at the NVA office by Tuesday. Prizes w ill be gave the Vikings the first crack at The Irish Guardw ill hold an organizational meeting awarded. For more information, call NVA at 239-6100. - The Obser- Kosar in next Tuesday’s regular col­ to m o rro w at 4 p.m. on Green Field. Anyone who is interested in lege draft, and the deal between the trying out should attend. For more information, call Chris at 283- Browns and the Buffalo Bills that 1783. - The Observer gave Cleveland Kosar’s rights in a supplemental draft. ObserVCr Sports Briefs are accepted Sunday through Thursday until 4 p.m. at the Observer office on the third That left the decision squarely in The ND/SMC Gymnastics Clubbanquet has floor of LaFortune. Briefs should be written on the forms provided at the hands o f Kosar, w ho has tw o been rescheduled for Friday at 6 p.m. All past and current members the office, and the name and phone number of the person submitting years o f college e lig ib lity left but has are invited. For location, call Tim Sennet at 283-3308. - The Observer them must be included. - The Observer said he intends to complete his studies this summer.

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SKI GLASSES LOST... in lawn area bet­ Part time job! Need help laying sod, HELP! DESPERATELY NEED GRAD Yo South Quad We challenge you to be Putz Brothers:Vic called-double your life NOTICES ween LEMANS HALL and SMC $4.00/h call 277-7660 TICKETS!!! CALL MATT 3024 OR on the fieldhouse mall at 3:00 pm on Wed­ insurance PARKING LOT. Please return 'cause JAM INA 683-7334 CALL CALL CALL nesday the 23rd. Prove that you deserve these glasses were not my property !!!! RIDE NEEDED TO PURDUE UNIVER­ to be called Domers! The Zoo HEY. MUSIC LOVERS! TYPING CALL CHRIS 234-8997 The MIRRORED SKI GLASSES brand SITY leave Friday afternoon call Tom I've got sort of a problem here. The name resembles CELAIS - but I'm not x3082 Minutemen are coming to Chicago on WORDPROCES8JNG - 277-8045. positive .... These SKI GLASSES can be HELP!! To the three girls who gave me a May 3, and I already have tlx. Problem is, I easily identified as BLUE with a little RED HELP! I NEED GRAD TIX! CALL PETE PERSONALS ride home on Friday night (I was walking need a ride. Can you help? G randm a says G O VERNM EN T HO M ES from $1 (U and WHITE trim, and twisted wire replac­ 1856 on Juniper around 3:30) I lost my green' there's help for people like me, so call Reg repair). Also delinquent tax property. Call ing the small screws next to each eye !!! I D. holder! Could you please check your at 2651 if you think she's right. 805-687-6000 Ext. GH-9834 for informa­ PLEASE CALL 283-3437 or RETURN HOUSESITTING WANTED BY 27 Y.O. OAR HOUSE: COLD BEER & LIQUOR, car and see if it's there? Thanks please tion. THE GLASSES to the LEMANS HALL GRAD STUDENT FOR THE SUMMER. CARRY OUT TIL 3 A.M., U.S. 31 N., check your car and see if it's there? Thank you St. Jude, forty times over, DESK (or) Notre Dame LOST and W ILL DO YAR D W O RK. CALL 277-8549 ONE BLO CK SOUTH OF HOLIDAY INN. Thanks! 3486. Dena made it, we survived, and your TYPING 277-8534 after 5:30 FOUND in the Administration Building. reputation as a miracle worker is secure Please respond before this weekend '!!' Need studious, male roommate for next Dave Robbins Mangod Junior MADDOG by me. Wordp roc easing and Typing Thank you. year at Hickory Village Apts. Call Mark at YOU MAY NOT FEEL LIKE DOING IT, MADDOG MADDOG MADDOG The 272-8827 272-6298 BUT YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID!! Hideous S aga G oes On HARTZELL THE HORRIBLE !! Yoo-gee- LOST. NAVY BLUE MEN'S SWIMMING AN TOSTAL'S HANGOVER 5K el-wye He ain't got no alibi He's UGLY! WINDBREAKER LEFT ON COAT RACK NEED RIDE TO P.U. THIS WEEK END. SATURDAY, APR IL 27 OFF CAMPUS STUDENTS can pick up TOM HARTZELL FOR UMOC! Word Processing and Typing Resumes, IN SOUTH DINING HALL ON 4/18. IF NANCY 284-4329 STARTS AT 9;30 An Tostal Booklets all this week between Letters, Papers, Documents Call 234- FOUND PLEASE CALL ROLAND AT SHOW UP TO REGISTER $1 3 and 5 p.m. in the An Tostal Office, Votes for U.M.O.C. are being collected in 2380 2165. OUTSIDE STEPAN CENTER located within the student offices on the tl)e dining halls during dinner through Sat. second floor of LaFortune. The Ugliest Man On Campus will be PRO-TYPE Over 14 yrs. experience revealed on Saturday at 12:00 pm at the typing student papers, resumes, and dis­ FOR SALE YOCIUS is Atrocious. SLAM DUNK CONTEST Irish Wake! sertations 277-5833, To the three girls who gave me a ride SLAM DUNK CONTEST home on Friday night(l was walking on HELP!! If you're bad— TYPING - CALL ANDREA - 283-3880 Juniper). Thanks alot!! But, I might need Be smart! Sell your class books before the NEED 1 OR 2 TIX, TOGETHER OR Com e watch Notre Dame students im per­ We re going to send you to the school your help again!! Could you please check rush. Mon.-Fri between 12 and 4. Save $ SEPARATE. sonate their favorite basketball stars. for scrog! EXPERT TYPING SERVICE. CALL your car and see if I left my green I D. on paperbacks. Fri: 3-6; 50/ off used: 20/ PLEASE CALL MARYA AT 1276 OR Wednesday April 24 behind the MRS. COKER, 233-7009. holder in it? It has my I D., credit card, and off new. PANDORA'S BOOKS. 937 So 1296: KEEP TRYING!! Bookstore at 2 p.m. Staying in the Bend for the summer: need some other important stuff. Thanks again. Bend Ave 233-2342 small place for the summer. Call Tom Be Smart!! Sell your texts and paperbacks My num ber is 3486. Don't miss the action X1479. for $$ before the rush!! M-F.B/T 12-4 pm. 6-UNIT APARTMENT FOR SALE, ND- HELP!! I AM IN DIRE NEED OF ONE We also carry a wide assortment of Cliff $10 if you find my brown pres glasses. MEMORIAL AREA, EXCELLENT CON­ MORE GRADUATION TICKET!!! and Monarch Notes. Pandoras Lost Th4-18 at stad. auction. In soft beige DITION 233-9728 232-4528 PARENTS WILL KILL ME IF I DON'T HUNGRY? FREE DELIVERY CALL THE Books,937 So Bend Ave.,1 block from case. HELP! Mo-4515. COME THROUGH WITH THIS DEAL!! YELLOW SUB 272-4453 MO TH 8-11pm Going to Europe or New Zealand this Corby's. 82 Honda Civic, Air, Cass Stereo, Great PLEASE HELP OUT A POOR FELLOW FR-SA8pm-1am summer and not taking your car? I need to LOST: If you mistakenly (or intentionally) MPG. 277-5725 SENIOR, A ND CALL JEFF AT 3859. have wheels for my job this summer, so picked up my Managerial Accounting I'm willing to rent yours and take care of it book from South at Tuesday lunch, FOR SALE: couch and rug, a decorators ATTENTION SENIORS ONLY ARTISTS FRESHMAN ORIENTATION 1985 MAN­ until August. Call Tom X1479. PLEASE RETURN ... before my big brot­ delight! Must see to appreciate , call Tom PRE-ANTOSTAL BASH DATORY MEETING FOR ALL THOSE PAYING JOB! her Bubba comes to call on you. Thanks! or Mike at 1000. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 24 9-1, SMC STILL INTERESTED IN BEING ON THE .1 Farley Hall desires pen and ink. Call Susan x4286 CLUBHOUSE C OMMITTEE TONIGHT ) 7:00 NEW OR­ Am y 4068 for details. MOVING SALE Desk & Chair, G old Car­ $3 ALL YOU CAN DRINK, 21 ID RE­ LEANS ROOM, LA FORTUNE. IRISH GARDENS LOSTGOLD BRACELET WITH GOLD pet Remnant, Large TV Stand, Oil QUIRED PRESENT COMMITTEE MEMBERS GET YOUR FLOWERS EARLY' TEDDY BEAR CHARM.SENTIMENTAL Paintings w/Framea, Dishes. Call 239- M UST ATTEND METAL MEN UNITE! "WICKED SH-T" at WE ARE CLOSING EARLY ON ANTOS­ VALUE PLEASE CALL 232-4552 OR 5476 Days, 234-5624 Evenings 6-10 SMC-ND SUMMER PROGRAMS - the Nazz,Fri.4/26,10:30PM Playing your TAL FRIDAY. APRIL 26 277-6742 IF FOUND. IRELAND, LONDON, PARIS, ROME HEAVY METAL favorites.ROCK ON! WE WILL BE OPEN FROM 12:30 - 3:00 For Sale: 1973 Ford pick-up. N.R. 6- LIMITED NUMBERS OF OPENINGS REOPENING MONDAY, APRIL 29, LOST GOLD CHAIN,CRUCIFIXAND cylinder Call 284-4221 AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 15. FOR INFO 12:30-5:30 CIRCULAR JESUS MEDAL INSCRIBED CALL PROF. A.R. BLACK - 284-4460 LOST/FOUND IRISH GARDENS IRISH GARDENS CALL 277-6742 OR 232-4552 IF FOUND. FOR SALE: 10-Speed bicycle, Schwinn OR 272-3726. TAM I AM N W G IV IN G Varsity. Call Steve 3830. xxxxxoxxxx YOU A G I F T TO MA LOST: General Bio text was removed WANT A JOB AT IRISH GARDENS? IF FOR SALE: NYLON JOGGING SWEAT­ SUMMER HOUSING NEEDED Two guys X X X X X X X X K from the far right side of main carrels on YOU ARE ELIGIBLE FOR PANTS AND TOPS. IN BLUE AND RED. who like South Bend so much that they've U G ET BE T T ER! X E the 10th floor of the library Wed. evening. FINANCIAL A ID A ND ALW AYS READY CALL MIKE ] 232-0904 AFTER 6:00 PM. decided they 're staying are looking for an The return of this book is extremely impor­ FOR A GOOD TIME. THEN STOP AT FOR RENT $20 EA. OR $35 SET. inexpensive house or apartment for this tant as I have a test next week! Call 3615 IRISH summer. If you have one o r if you 've even SENIORS-SENIORS-SENIORS Pick up ASAP if found! GARDENS IN THE BASEMENT OF heard of such an animal, please call Dan Senior Formal posed & candid LAFO RTU NE Straight male needed for resort apartment Lost navy blue pull-over windbreaker at 1625. pictures on WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24 at AND PICK UP AN APPLICATION TO near NOTRE DAME. Close to everything. LaFortumne & Haggar. 11AM to 4PM made by Jos.Bank Lost on Saturday at WORK NEXT YEAR OPening May 1st or thereabouts for sum­ TICKETS JEFF HERMAN-YOUR TAN'S ONLY. REO RDERS taken at this tim e! the tennis courts.If found please call Joe IRISH GARDENS IRISH GARDENS mer or longer. Prefer professional , grad LOOKING PRETTY GOOD!! HAVE A at 3498. student , or medical type . Priced out of NICE TIM E A T THE PICNIC? Love, Your Howard Hall presents this world . Call 233-5853 & ask for TIM. HEY SENIORS! NEED GRADUATION Secret A dm irer Lost: Blue jean jacket at a off-campus FINANCE CLUB MEETING The A nnual DESPARATELY!!!!! WILL PAY HUGE party on 3/29. Please call Jean at 284- W ednesday, April 24 Shorts and Shades ROOM MATE WANTED to share ND apt BUCKS!! PLEASE CALL MARIA ISERN - 5024 7:30pm Room 122 Hayes-Healy Party for 85-86 Call Tim,2546. 4304. Chopper.Nice nose,but let go of my reins! BE T H E R E !! American Legion Post 303 From the Buckaroos-Happy Trails LOST: about 4 months ago. 1 pair of 2410 Mishawaka Avenue AD NEED A CHEAP PLACE TO LIVE HELP!! NEED 1 OR 2 GRAD TIX, glasses with brown rim in a gray case. If Saturday, 8pm THIS SUMMER? WE RE LOOKING FOR TOGETHER OR SEPARATE. PLEASE TDK S A90’s found please call 2700 RETAIL FURNITURE SALES Part time, Bus service from main circle TWO ROOMMATES TO SHARE EX­ CALL MARYA AT 1276 OR 1296; KEEP O n ly 5 f o r $10 flexible hours. Immed. openings, call PENSES AT N.D APTS. CALL SMC TRYING!! ALL THIS WEEK FOUND: One women s high school class Chris Pedevilla 259-0007 10-8PM The 4309 OR 5496 ONLY AT RO CK DULAC, ring with initials MCH inside. Found in Furniture Gallery, Misha. An Tostal We Can Make You Laugh GRADUATION TICKETS NEEDED! Five FIRST FLOOR LA FORTUNE McCandless Hall SMC. Call Julie 284- Comedy Show IMPORTANT TIME AND of them. For real money. Call 288- 0330. LIM IT 10 5458 PID S AYS...NADA PLACE CHANGE!! Saturday, April 27 Please. time:6:00p.m. Washington Hall $2.00 per LOST BLUE NIKE NYLON RUNNING ticket WANTED HELP!! I NEED 1 GRAD TICKET-WILL Theo Majors and others Interested PANTS AT LYO N S B -BALL C O URTS ON To the ROTC elf in PE: Way to go! Luv, PAY $$$!! CALL SUE 3843 PLEASE!! are invited to SUN APRIL 14. 1985 CALL JOHN 1134 Mom in 740. We Can Make You Laugh Show An Informal Discussion I NEED G RAD. TIX! DESPERATELY NEED G RAD TICKETS with DO YA’LL WANNA LEARN A NEW HEY MAX YOU-GOT-IT: HAPPY Please call Lisa at 3544. PLEASE CALL JJ 1703 Professor William Storey DANCE?! ARE YOU QUALIFIED TO BIRTHDAY!! As a birthday present I Tonight, April 24 at 10 pm LEARN O NE?! IF YOU THINK YOU ARE. hear that all the TAMPA ATTRAC­ LOST 341 O ’Shag AND YOU WANT TO SEE "THE TIME TIONS promise to make this a very ONE ND DEEP BLUE JACKET IN HELP!! NEED 1 OR 2 GRAD TIX, HELP! NEED 2 GRAD TIX!$ Call Nancy PERFORM ONCE AGAIN (OR FOR THE special day. You lucky dog! NORTH DINING HALL PLEASE TOGETHER OR SEPARATE. PLEASE at 234-7319 FIRST TIME IF YOU MISSED ROCK- RETURN TO 715 PLANNER. NO ?'S CALL MARYA AT 1276 OR 1296; KEEP FOREIGNER FANS ALIKE), CO M E TO THE A N TO STAL AIR TO MY "PRINCE FRIEND ASKED TRYING!! BIG BUCKS FOR GRADUATION TICK­ BRING IN YOUR CONCERT TICKET BAND CONTEST WED. I DON'T THROW YOUR CARDS AWAY, I ETS !! CALL MARK AT 232-5645 STUB FOR A DISCOUNT ON NIGHT WAAAAK! MERELY BURN THEM. Found: April 5. calico female cat at SMC. Ride or Riders Needed to Indianapolis Agent Provocateur 715 Call 277-2367 to claim. 4 /2 6 Call 3880 Need 3 G rad tix W ill pay $ 1346 ROCK DULAC P S. Thanks for m aking me so happy!!! The Observer Wednesday, April 24, 1985 — page 9

Narrowing down to the Interhall season nears its end with Elite Eight. .. many teams fighting for victory

Bookstore Tournament Yesterday's Results B y FRANK H U E M M E R 3) and Pasquerilla East (0 -4 ) round round robin tournament. This Fifth Round Sports Writer out the eight teams in the tourna­ week’s action features a showdown Today's G am es Sixth Round Stepan 1 ment. between Holy Cross and Stanford A Tofu Vegetables I over Phi Runna Gunna by 9 W ith final exams fast approaching, One sport that is grow ing quickly 1 in the Kaline Division finals at 4:30 Bookstore 9 Showtim e over Byrne's By-Products by 5 5:00 - 4 Dinglebernes & a Kresgie v. Rousseau's Stepan 2 interhall actvities are in full swing. in popularity is lacrosse. Everyday today. Noble Savages Weethy's Warriors over Uncoachables by 6 Teams are giving it one last shot to one can go outside, enjoy the sun­ “Tliey (Holy Cross) present a 6 :1 5 - Revenge of the Fun Bunch v. Rhythm M et­ First Source Bank Travelling... over Josephus & go all the way and win the various hod the Ethiopian ... by 4 shine and see lacrosse sticks tw irlin g problem because they can score a B ookstore 10 Stepan 3 tournaments and divisions. in the air. Interhall lacrosse competi­ bunch of runs,” Stanford captain 5:00 - 4 Fags & a Z ahm bie v. Red Barons Rousseau's Noble Savages over 4 Gringos & a O nly fou r teams rem ain in the 22- tion is fierce, however. Holy Cross Tony Dawson said. “The first five 6:15 - T equila W hite Lightning v. Jim m y G. & the S tump by 13 Spots WBBS Goes Off the Air over Armed & Dan­ team open soccer round robin has been tearing up the Blue Jay batters can all p u t the ball out o f the gerous III by 8 tournament. In the Backs Division, Division as it has defeated all three of park. Lyons 11 S tepan 4 5:00 - Tofu Vegetables I v. Ed Smierciak & 4 Ot­ 4 Fags & a Zahmbie over The Chairmen of the H oly Cross dribb led around I S O. its opponents. Following close be­ Holy Cross’s captain Greg Abbott her G uys B etter T h a n .. Boards, 22-20 for a 2-0 victory and the division hind are Howard and Morrissey, agreed that the Stanford Holy Cross 6:15 - W BBS G oes Off the Air v. Showtime Revenge of the Fun Bunch over Mr. Coffey & the crown. Meanwhile, Zahm was able Lyons 12 Non Dairy C ream ers by 3 both at 2-1. Carroll (1-1), Dillon (0- matchup w ill be a good one. 5:00 - Weethy's Warriors v. First Source Bank Bookstore 9 to streak by Dick Addis by a 1-0 2) and St. Ed’s (0-3) complete the “It w ill be a tough game,” Abbott Travelling All Stars... Red Barons over Pee Wee & the Wee Bees by 16 score to win the Strikers Division. Blue Jay Division. said, “but we have played tough 6:15 - Dangling Manhood v. Let's Go Crazy Let's Go C razy over Revenge Factor by 7 Bookstore 10 These two teams w ill play Monday at “The playoff competition w ill be defensively, have shown solid hit­ Ed Smierciak & 4 Other Guys Better. . . over 7 p.m. on Cartier Field to earn the very tough, ” Greg Abbott, Holy ting and, so far, phenomenal pitch­ Women's Bookstore Keenan Inm ates by 8 B ookstore 9 Rhythm Method over Rhythm Method II by 4 right to play the winner of the Wings . Cross captain, said, “because of the ing.” 4:00 - G oing All the W ay v. Negligence Lyons 11 Division. Awful Lawful and Missing balance of the other division. ” In the Mantle Division, teams Bookstore 10 Tequila White Lightning over 2 Dillon Sweet­ Faculties w ill tangle for the Wings’ 4:00-5 Women Who Want to Go All the Way v. water Dudes... by 13 The Terrapin Division shows four from Morrissey and Planner battied Does It On Their Own 4 Dingleberries & A Kresgie over Hawaii Five-0 title at 7 p.m. Thursday on Cartier. teams with excellent opportunities it out yesterday. Lyons 11 by 14 In fast-paced indoor soccer ac­ to capture the top spot. Keenan, Off- 4:00 - P neum othorax III v. So You Think That We Lyons 12 Finally, in the Ruth Division, Can Play B-ball? Dangling Manhood over 5 Ethiopians Hungry To tion, two off-campus teams battied it Campus, Cavanaugh and Planner all Keenan III and Grace I will be Lyons 12 Win by 9 out for the championship. In the are 2-1, while Grace ( 1-2) and Zahm playing for the division champion­ 4:00 - Nucleus Breakes v. Nolo Contendre Jim m y G. & the S pots over N utmeggers by 5 end, it was Zuber’s Entourage out­ (0-3) fill out the rest of the division. ship at 4:30 p.m. tom orrow . lasting the Pumas to claim the title. The upcom ing games w ill play a sig­ “All the remaining teams are quite In w om en’s soccer, Lewis (4 -0 ) is nificant role in determining who competitive and have the leading the league, but Pasquerilla w ill capture the lacrosse title. capabilities to win the tournament,” West remains close behind at 3-1. Beside the heated contact of Keenan coach Jay Palma said. If you have a Breen Phillips and Badin both have a Lacrosse, the summer sounds of Whatever your sport is, you are legitimate shot to catch these two baseball can be heard in the air all sure to find plenty of action as the teams, as they sport 2-1 records. around the Notre Dame campus. Six interhall competition really begins but are low on $$ Lyons (1-2), Walsh (1-3), Farley (1- teams still are competing in the to heat up. We may have a job for you. Yung works for Belle tennis team The Observer is looking fo r a dependable, trustworthy By CHRISTINE FORTIN Balancing the responsibilities of to play tennis so she could devote person (with a car) to pick up photos from the South being a varsity team member, an R.A. her tim e to her studies. She has anot­ Bend Tribune and deliver them to our office every after­ Sports Writer noon. and a student can make for a rather her semester yet to go at Saint Mary’s If you’re looking fo r a steady source of income next fall The Saint Mary’s tennis team w ill hectic schedule, but Yung does not and intends to play with the Belles - w ith o u t a huge tim e c o m m itm e n t - th is c o u ld be th e jo b during the upcom ing fall season. f o r you. host Notre Dame for a challenging find it burdensome. She feels her role on the team is no match this afternoon, and will “It gets difficult at times,” she ex­ Interested? Contact Amy at the Observer office for more different from anyone else’s, which information. depend greatly on the talents of plained, “but everything I’m doing I is to play as well as possible for the senior Renee Yung, who has con­ enjoy. And I’ve learned to schedule team. Sophomore Caroline Zern, tributed much to the team over the my tim e w e ll ” VWVWWWNiVVWWwVVVWVVWVW-VHtVSAWWVW Yung’s doubles partner reinforces year so far. She was named most im proved Yung’s concern for the team. Yung, a native of Genoa City, Wis­ player for the Belles her freshman “Renee is a very supportive, team- ATTENTION: consin, has been playing tennis since year. Although a senior, this is only seventh grade and has been teaching oriented player,” commented Zern. all marketing-type people... tennis for five years. In high school, “Her main objective is to help out Yung played varsity tennis all four the team in any way she can.” apply now fo r the position of years. She was named an all- “The whole team is working very American player for two of those hard,” commented Yung, preoc­ years, and became team captain her cupied with the thought of the na­ senior year. tional championships, which w ill be held in Kansas City, Missouri, in late Her decision to attend Saint Marketing Manager May. Mary’s was based on two major fac­ She added that w h ile she has her tors. She wanted to attend a school m ind in every match she plays, she is for SAB Businesses with high academic standards that also thinking about improving and also offered a fine tennis program. gaining confidence for nationals. Yung turned down a tennis scholar­ “(Coach) Jo-Ann (Nester) has Applications available in the SAB office, ship offer from Flagstaff University in scheduled a lot of good teams this Arizona to attend Saint Mary’s and 2nd floor LaFortune. Deadline is 1:00 p.m., season to prepare us (for nation­ says she has absolutely no regrets. Mon. April 29. Interviews begin Apr. 29 at 2 p.m. als),” she said. “ I am very much She currently holds the No. 5 looking forward to nationals.” ■ W W I e singles and No. 2 doubles positions Renee Yung The Belles will be hosting the for the Belles. She feels most com ­ Irish at 3:00 this afternoon. And fortable playing doubles because her secomd year playing with the Yung most de finite ly has some goals that is the position she played in team. She spent her sophomore year set for the match. high school. However, she enjoys in Ireland, and during her junior “We want to beat Notre Dame,” WANTED! playing singles, too, and feels she is year she switched majors and she said. “ Stroke fo r stroke I feel we learning more with every match she needed to catch up academically. are as good as they are. We’re all Any person with no sense of humor plays. She made the difficult decision not looking forward to this match. ”

Guys Better Than John Paxson con­ win, 21-14. Steve Nicgorski canned tinued to roll yesterday, knocking 8 of 14 from the field and hauled WE CAN MAKE Bookstoreoff Keenan Inmates, 21-13, on down 11 boards to lead the winners. continued from page 12 Bookstore 10 at 5:00. Ken Schuer- Paul Schoner w ent 5 of-15 and man paced the winners with 10 of grabbed six rebounds for Revenge YOU LAUGH! sixth round of the tournament. 19 shooting, while Rick Bliha hit Factor. Armed and Dangerous III fell victim 5 of 23 for the Keenan residents. A smaller, more subdued crowd to WBBS, 21-13, at 6:15 on Stepan 3 Another crisis hit Ethiopia yester­ kept time as two Rhythm Methods WBBS jumped out to a 9-2 lead, day, as the last Ethiopian teams in battied on Bookstore 10 at 6:15. The April 27 at 6:00 pm but A and D came within two at 12- Bookstore XIV bowed out of com­ pre tournament naming of the teams Engineering Auditorium 10. Three consecutive outside petition. Josephus and the Ethiopian proved correct, as Rhythm Method jumpers for WBBS put the game out Shim Sham was knocked out by First (I) beat Rhythm Method II, 21-17. of reach, then. Mike “Hopper” Source Bank T ravelling A ll Stars and The two teams were neck and neck Crowley hit nine of his 10 shots for Motor Kings, 21-17, on Stepan 2 at for most of the game, but the better the winners, while Dave Taiclet 6:15. Dan D u ff led the A ll Stars w ith Method pulled ahead at 16-14 and canned 6-of-9 for A and D. 10 points on 17 attempts, while John never looked back again. John $25 reward to anyone who A lot of people passed up Hun­ Reilly hit 6-of-12 for the Ethiopians. Sheehan hit 8 of-18 for the winning garian Noodle Bake at the dining hall Five Ethiopians Hungry To Win Method, and Joe Butkovich went 6- doesn’t laugh to see Tofu Vegetables I on Stepan 1 were starved on Lyons 12 at 5:00 by of-12 for the second Method. at 5:00. They were not disappointed, Dangling Manhood. Joe Howard’s 9- Other fifth-round winners were as both the noodle bake and the of-15 led the 21-of-39 winners to the Showtime, Four Dingleberries and "sign ups at Rock du Lac for those who Veggies lived up to expectations. victory, 21-12. Dan Johnston went a Kresgie, Red Barons, Jimmy G. The stir fried freshmen from Alumni 4 of 14 in the Ethiopians’ losing ef­ and the Spots, Rousseau’s Noble wish to participate in the show ran Phi Runna Gunna off the court, fort. Savages and Tequila White Lightn­ 21-12. Bill Zadell hit 7-of-ll and A large, boisterous crowd gat­ ing. $2.00 per ticket teammate Paul Reuvers pitched in 6- hered around Bookstore 9 at 6:15, The Sweet Sixteen will pair off of-7 for the winners. Andy Reardon when Let’s Go Crazy met Revenge today on the asphalt of Lyons and the Tickets at Rock du Lac went 4 of 7 for the losing fraternity. Factor. The crazies took a small lead bookstore. All games start at 5:00 or Ed Smierciak and Four Other early in the contest and held on to 6:15. The Observer Wednesday, April 24, 1985 — page 10 Notre Dame baseball squad splits a twinbill Sweet Sixteen to the Finals B y SEAN M U R P H Y for 16 hits and 11 runs. The Irish Revenge of the Dangling Manhood Sports Writer scored in each of the first five in­ Fun Bunch nings, and led 11 -1 at that point. 4/24 LY 12 6:15 4/24 BK 9 6:15 The Notre Dame baseball team Junior pitcher Mark Watzke (2-2) split a doubleheader with the Flyers collected the win for the Irish as he Rhythm Method 4/26 BK 9 4/26 BK 10 Let's Go Crazy of Lewis University yesterday, hiking threw six innings and gave up only 1 6:15 its record to 16-22-1 in the process. three earned runs. Senior Jason After losing the first game by a score Schomer came on in relief and was Tequila White Lightning Tofu Vegetables I of 9-4, the Irish bounced back to awarded the save. For the Flyers 4/28 4/24 LY 1115:00 take an impressive 11-5 victo ry in losing pitch e r Pat McKune was 4/24 BK 10 6:15 ST 1 pulled in the second inning after I 3:00 game 2. Jim m y G. & In the first game, Irish pitcher Dan giving up five runs. the Spots 4 Other G u y s ... Sacchini ( 1-2)lasted only two thirds The big bats for the Irish in game of an inning, giving up four walks two belonged to senior captain W BBS Goes W eethy's W arriors and three runs. Lewis never trailed Jackie Moran and sophomore John Off the Air in the game as pitcher John Rifnstuhl Loughran. Moran was 4 for 5 and 4/24 LY 11 6:15 4/24 LY 12 5:00 threw all seven innings for the scored three times, while Loughran First Source Flyers, yielding only four runs on collected three hits on four at bats. 4/26 BK 10 Showtim e 4/26 BK 9 B a n k ... eight hits. One o f M oran’s runs was batted in 5:00 5:00 The Irish trailed 9-1 going into the by Junior Rich Vanthournout, on a seventh inning, when senior John record-tying line drive hit to center 4 Dingleberries Murphy hit a pinch hit solo field. The hit was Vanthournout’s 4 Fags & a Zahm bie & a Kresgie homerun and junior Tom Shields 56th of the season, tying the record 4/24 BK 10 5:00 4/24 BK 9 5:00 belted a two run homer. Although set by Mike M etzler last year. Rousseau's The Irish moved to 16-22-1 with the Irish lost the game, their dor­ Red Barons Noble Savages mant bats were beginning to come the win, while the Flyers fell to 30- alive. 15. Notre Dame will travel to Ohio Observer graphic/Larry Burke I The hitting continued in the today to face Bowling Green in anot­ second game as the Irish exploded her non conference doubleheader. Irish linebackerscontinue co: progress over spring

By M A RTY BURNS after making the switch from nose 2, 205 lb. sophomore Tom Gal­ Robert Banks, and 6-3, 235 lb. fresh­ “Figaro is probably one of the best Sports Writer tackle. Although McCabe played rat­ loway. man Cedric Figaro. freshman in the nation,” says Harris. her well in filling in for his injured A ll in all, K elly seems pleased w ith Banks has seen a great deal o f ac­ "He has the potential to be a great The injuries which decimated the teammates, his progress has been the play of his inside men this spring, tion this spring, and he has player. He just has to keep w orking Notre Dame linebacking corps last slowed this spring by nagging in­ but he notes that many of these com­ continued to play like he did in the hard like he has in the spring so far." year may not have been a total waste juries. The 6-3, 221 lb. Buffer, binations are subject to change. fall when he started all 11 contests after all. meanwhile, saw less action than did “ This has been a very good spring and registered 68 tackles. 6-3, 190 lb. freshman Darrel Gor­ The fact that several raw talents McCabe, but has made significant for us inasmuch as w e ’ve had so “Banks improved every game last don and 6-4, 200 lb. sophomore Lee emerged into capable players with strides this spring toward getting many more players missing in the year,” notes Harris, “ and he has a Ritzau also have played some downs the experience granted because of some more playing tim e in the fall. past," notes Kelly. “The fact that so great attitude this spring. He’s a this spring at the position. those injuries means that the Irish To the side of these players w ill be many have been able to participate much improved player ” linebacking crop should be an ex­ another inside linebacker - the this spring has given us a better look Harris has even more inspiring Inside and outside, this spring the tremely deep and effective bunch strong side linebacker. As of this mo­ at the depth. words for Figaro, who made 30 Fighting Irish appear to have the for this year’s campaign. ment, 6-2, 218 lb. Mike Kovaleski “ I t ’s d ifficu lt these days for one set tackles last year while filling in for quality athletes and the necessary So far through the 1985 spring and 6-3, 227 lb. Ron Weissenhofer of linebackers to play the entire injured starters. depth. season, the packed squad o f healthy are neck and neck in the race. game. We have much more con­ linebackers has shown much of that Kovaleski, who broke his col­ fidence this spring in the backup expected depth and talent. And that larbone earlier in the year and who people." is a good sign for the Irish, because Confidence is what Bishop Harris S lim m er Special Rates the success of the four linebackers in must have felt when he looked at his the 3-4 defensive alignment w ill be Spring Football array of experienced outside an integral factor in the overall linebackers this spring. He saw success of the defense. *85 returning starters Robert Banks and Overseeing the progress of the Rick DiBernardo, top substitute linebackers during the spring Cedric Figaro, and newcomer Mike practice sessions are Irish assistant Larkin, who moved over to the STORAGE coaches George Kelly and Bishop outside after starting at the inside Harris. Harris, in his second year of is sitting o ut the spring drills, w ould linebacker last season. RESERVATION duty on the Irish staff after a brief seem to be the favorite for the posi­ Actually, Harris has seen little this stint as an assistant at Louisiana State tion. After all, the sophomore led the spring of the 6-3, 238 lb. DiBer­ University, handles the outside team in tackles by a wide margin last nardo. The junior from Garden CALL NOW 683-1959 linebackers, while the 16 year year despite the fact that he was able Grove, Cal., had surgery recently on veteran, Kelly, watches over on the to start only eight games because of his wrist, and is expected to remain inside. various minor injuries. Still, Kelly out of action until the fall. But, then •VERY CLOSE TO CAMPUS Kelly’s players at the inside feels that Kovaleski’s injury this again, Harris has already seen DiBer- linebacker position are called upon spring may have impeded his nardo’s 30 tackles last season, and he •APPROX 2Vi MILES NORTH US 31-33 not only to make tackles but to con­ development to a significant degree. knows his extensive capabilities. tain the running game and take away “ Mike Kovaleski has started for us “ DiBernardo w ill definitely play a •GATES OPEN ALL DAY SUNDAY the short pass as well. the past two years," says Kelly. “ But major role," says Harris. “ He played “The inside linebacker has to be he could have improved even more an awful lot for us last fall, and we’ll Master Mini Warehouses adept at covering the short pass and if he had not been hurt this spring.” count on him heavily again this playing the run," says Kelly. “They Weissenhofer, meanwhile, has year." should be the leading ladders." missed quite a few games over the The 6-1, 221 lb. Larkin, Kelly’s prize pupil of the bunch, past tw o seasons because o f nagging meanwhile, has used the spring to its 6-2, 231 lb. Tony Furjanic, led the injuries. This year, he finally has fullest to reacclimate himself to the entire squad in tackles in 1983, but been healthy for a spring session, same outside position where he had ligament damage in his leg kept him and the chance to play has paid o ff so worked last spring. Injuries to key out of action for most of the ‘84 far for the ju n io r from Oak Lawn, 111. personnel on the inside, however, season. Furjanic, w ho still managed forced Larkin to abandon the experi­ to finish fifth in tackles for the year, “There w ill be a battle between ment and move back over to his old has the added responsibility this Weissenhofer and Kovaleski for the position. year of being one of the four Irish position," notes Kelly. Harris, meanwhile, has been quite captains, as well as the defensive “Weissenhofer was out for almost a impressed with the quickness and signal caller in the huddle. year and a half as a result of injuries, attitude o f his defensive stalwart. “Tony (Furjanic) is an outstand­ but he’s really starting to get back “Mike was behind the others com­ ing football player," says Kelly. “ He’s into the groove now, and he’s ing into the spring, ” says Harris. Tonight and Tomorrow Night also assumed the position of leader­ impressing us." “The only experience he had at ship with all the authority with Playing admirably behind Weis­ outside was all from practice. But which I thought he would." senhofer this spring has been 6-5, he’s a quality athlete, and he’s Although junior all America can­ 210 lb. freshman Wesley Pritchett. responded w e ll." The Urban Guerillas didate Furjanic has been the anchor “ P ritchett is one freshman that has Harris sees Larkin as the “big in the middle for the Irish this certainly emerged this spring," adds play" type o f player. Larkin, w ho is spring, his in ju ry last season allowed Kelly. "I think the injury to also a captain on the squad this year, a few other players to stake an ex­ Kovaleski has allowed him to get all showed this in the fall by connecting 80< Bud drafts and $1 mixed drinks perienced claim to the back-up role. the work which he needed. It’s con­ on 39 tackles in an injury-shortened Among those players who are ceivable that the strong side w ill be season. 2 1 1.D. required seeing action this spring in the split up to make room for Wesley in “Mike has the knack for making middle are juniors Dave Butler and the fall ” things happen," adds Harris. “He just John McCabe. McCabe, a 6-3, 228 lb. Also seeing action this spring at has to continue to w o rk hard." native of Arlington Heights, III, saw the inside linebacker spots are 6-1, Rounding out the situation at the Friday... Quarter Beers action in every game last season 195 lb. freshman Greg Harris, and 6- outside are 6-5, 234 lb. sophomore Today Wednesday, April 24, 1985 — page 11 Bloom County Berke Breathed Gary Larson

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Chuck Freeby

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H ello again, everybody!

Twas the next to last colum n And all through my m ind Ran trivia questions O f all different kinds There was football and basketball And w ith a little m ore fuss Records and nicknames And miscellaneous Questions that are easy And some that are stumpers

The Observer/Paul Kramer On folks who hit homers Slapshots and jumpers Former varsity basketball player Casey Newell o f Bees, scored five points to help lead his team to an the Red Barons, shown reaching fo r the ball yester­ easy 21-5 victory. For more on yesterday's I know these are hard day in his team ’s gam e ag ainst Pee Wee an d the Wee Bookstore action, see Phil W olfs story below. But in case you get stuck I’ve provided the answers So I wish you good luck

Exciting action marks yesterday’s N D F o o tb a ll. . . 1) Name the only player in the NCAA last year to have a higher scoring average than Allen Pinkett. 2) What ND player holds the NCAA record for best field goal percentage from 40 yards play as Bookstore field cut to 16or more? 3)What two uniform numbers have been worn by more ND All-Americans than any others? 4) Who was the last Irish player By PHIL WOLF Michelini went 6 of 10. Jeff Jones the Fun Bunch that was victorious, to w in the Heisman? 5) W ho was the last Irish player to return a punt Assistant Sports Editor was 6 of 15 for the Chairmen, and 21-18. for a touchdown? teammate Dan Kerrigan pegged 6- Matt Dingens paced the winners Answers - 1) Keith Byars, O hio State. 2 ) John Carney. 3)32 and 85. Most of the games were not as of-16. with 7-of 13, while Eric Janowsky 4)Jo hn Huarte. 5) Tim Simon vs. Navy, 1973. close as might be expected this far The Board members were able to hussled his way to nine points on 18 ND Basketball. . . 1) Three basketball conferences own winning into the tournament, but the fifth outrebound the freshmen, 17-16. attempts for the Creamers. The Fun records against Notre Dame in basketball. Name them. 2) Who are round of Bookstore Basketball XIV Howard’s John Patino hit all four of Bunch hit 21 of-45 as a team, while the only four players in Irish women’s basketball history to score did have its exciting moments yes­ the losers made 18-of-44. The Bunch 1,000 points? 3) What team gave Digger Phelps his first career w in at terday. had a 27-13 rebound advantage. ND? 4) Who was the last ND player to become a member of the U.S. There were a few close contests, a Bookstore Uncoachables could have used a O lym pic basketball team? 5) W ho is the only forward ever to lead couple blowouts and some great in­ little assistance from the sidelines ND in assists? dividual efforts. There was crowd XIV yesterday on Stepan 2 at 5:00. Answers - 1) The ACC, SEC, and Pac-10. 2) Shari Matvey, Mary support and referee abuse. And Weethy’s Warriors won that battle, Beth Schueth, Carrie Bates, and Trena Keys. 3) Valparaiso. 4) Bill there was some good basketball as 21-15, with a 26-19 margin on the Hanzlik, 1980. 5) Jim Dolan. the “Sweet Sixteen” emerged from boards and some good shooting. Irish Records. . . 1) What fencer holds the ND record for best the original field o f 560 teams. Keith Sawayda hit half of his 20 percentage with the foil? (Hint: He’s still with the team.) 2) This NFL One of the most closely contested his shots, while Chairman Dave Det- shots, mostly from the outside, for player holds the ND record for the 60 yard dash. Name him. 3 ) W ho games of the day was on Stepan 4 at mer was a perfect 3 of 3. the Warriors and pulled down seven holds the ND record for the fastest pin in a wrestling meet? 4) This 5:00, when The Chairmen of the The next game on Stepan 4 pitted rebounds. Allyn Morris hit 6 of 8 former major leaguer holds the ND career record for triples. Name Boards met Four Fags and a Mr Coffey and the Non Dairy and crashed the boards successfully him. 5) What player holds the career scoring record (points and Zahmbie. It took 22 points, but the Creamers against Revenge of the six times. Scott Veselick got inside assists) in Irish soccer history? Howard Zahm combination put the Fun Bunch at 6:15. To say that the well to hit 6 of-12 and grabbed Answers — 1) Mike DeCicco, current Irish coach. 2) Greg Bell, 6.32 Chairmen out of the tournament Creamers got creamed would be as seven rebounds for the coachless seconds. 3) Mike Golic, 14 seconds. 4) Shaun Fitzmaurice, who with excellent outside shooting. inaccurate as saying that the Fun losers. played for the New York Mets. 5) Richard Herdegen. The winners outshot their op­ Bunch had a fun day of basketball WBBS Goes O ff the A ir still w ill be Nicknam es... Give the nicknames of the following Irish athletes. ponents, 22-of 38 to 20 of 45. yesterday (not to mention that the broadcasting this afternoon in the 1) Ken Soos, baseball. 2) Dan Duff, basketball. 3) Mary Beth Schueth, Zahmbie Chris Campilii hit 6-of-7 puns are getting worn out). At the women’s basketball. 4 ) Ron Wisniewski, wrestling. 5 ) Charles Smith, see BOOKSTORE, page 9 for his team, while Howard’s Dan end of the hard-fought game, it was hockey coach. Answers ... 1) Doctor. 2) Double Dee. 3) Scootie. 4) Whizzer. 5) Leftv. Eight teams advance in Women’sMiscellaneous , .. 1) Notre Dame hired new coaches in four var­ sity sports this year. Name the sports and the new mentors. 2 ) What are the three conferences in which ND particpates? 3) What former Bookstore; action continues todayND player is captain of the Philadelphia Flyers? 4) What current South Bend broadcaster was once a Notre Dame coach? 5) Name two former ND players who collected 3,000 hits in their major By MICHAEL FLANNERY chipped in, canning 4 of 6. Jackie The other four games yesterday league baseball careers. Sports Writer Kennedy and Susie Baker were a were for a spot in the Elite Eight Answers — 1) Art Lambert, volleyball; Jill Lindenfeld, field hockey; com bined 2-for-18 for the losers. The Quixotic Quint proved they Dennis Grace, soccer; Fran McCann, wrestling. 2) Midwestern City Four of the Elite Eight' have been 3 Wenches, A Smick, and a could do more than battie windmills Conference, North Star Conference, and Midwest Lacrosse Associa­ chosen. Four others will make it Hatchet weren’t enough to stop as they beat We Shave Points but Not tion. 3) Dave Poulin. 4) Jeff Jeffers (asst, baseball coach, 1976). 5) today. But those teams who were Negligence. Renee Lanam made for Drugs, 21-14. Reggie Richter Cap Anson and Carl Yastrzemski. victorious yesterday won’t have seven of 22 shots and Yvonne Brad­ dominated the game, hitting 13-of- So now you have finished long to celebrate. The women’s ley shot 10 for 34 for Negligence as 24 to lead her team. Karen Phelps And your m ind has gone numb 1985 Bookstore Tournament is win­ they posted a 21-13 victory. Mary (5-19) and Beth Nolan (4-9) led the Except for one thought ding down to a furious finish. hanger (6 -1 7 ) and Sarah M olinsky losers. W hich is “ Freeby, you scum!” Four games played yesterday (6-20) led 3 Wenches, etc Foul Trouble squeaked by Stam­ "You have given me questions pitted Sweet Sixteen' teams against Balanced scoring helped Five mers 21-18 on Bookstore 10. Carrie W hich are far beyond hope each other, with the winners gaining Women Who Want to Go All the Bates did most o f the damage for the And I have sat here a spot in the final eight team bracket. Way (and Play B Ball, too) crush winners. She canned an impressive And looked like a dope” Yesterday's four other winners Why?, 21-17. 5-5-4-4-3 scoring was 12 of 16 shots. Heather Koch Yes, many questions were hard merely gained entrance into the more than enough to offset Why?’s bombed away all day for Stammers That much is true Sweet Sixteen', and w ill face each ot­ combined 7-of-27. Even better, 4 of but only came up with eight points But there’s no need to sit there her today to advance to the round o f the Five Women... shot better than after taking 30 shots. Feeling saddened and blue eight. 50 percent. On Lyons 11, the DUI’s crushed Just look at it this way To start, let’s look at the games The best game of the day oc­ Skippies Need Not Apply, 21-7. Before you abuse me which completed the Sweet Sixteen.' curred on Stepan 4 at 4:00. Does on Nancy Fitzpatrick hit 7-of-15 to lead After taking this test On Stepan 1, 2 Enlightened Souls, Their Own went into overtime to the assault. Jackie Gibbons shot 4-14 W on’t your finals look easy? 2 Healers and an Embezzler Who beat The Violent Femmes, 23-21. in a losing cause. Pick o f the Week ... OK, so I’m no Robert Frost (or David Frost Play Hoops did indeed show up to Mary Ellen Mileski (6-11) and Laura or Jack Frost, for that matter), but this week’s pick is worth paying play, but w ith o u t m uch success. Gleason (6-12) helped tame their On Lyons 12, RTHBKA rolled over attention to. The Irish lacrosse team could take a big step in deciding Going All the Way had little trouble formidable opponent. Mary The Dialectics, 21-2. RTHBKA were the championship of the Midwest Lacrosse Association this handling this motley crew, 21-11, as Borkowski might have changed the led by Dava Newman, who threw in weekend. The Irish stickmen face archrival Ohio Wesleyan on Satur­ Kathy Im m onen h it 5 o f 13 and outcome if she had shot better than 8 of 17 shots. The Dialectics should day at 1:30 on Cartier Field, before entertaining W ittenburg on Sun­ Theresa Schwebel hit 5 of 9 in the 4-22. Jane Weldon carried the have stayed home. They managed day. 15-4 victory. Meghan Flattery also losers, h ittin g 10 o f 19 only 12 shots fo r the game.