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B o u n d L /6 /? 4 /|‘y' 1WIRIANGU for trouble Vulumt ?2. Niin>bef 9 Page 17 rhiladelphM, Pennsylvania November 15,1996 The Student Newspaper at Drexei University Copynght OW6 Thf TfMngle Freshman dies of meningitis no matter how you treated him, “We were told by the medical Michael Skowronek died Tuesday of the he was always nice.” experts that we should make rare disease. The University plans to Dale said, “His parents were every effort to contact those stu­ saying that he really loved dents, family members, faculty hold a memorial service to honor him. Drexei, that he made the right and staff that may have been in choice. He was really beginning contact with him 72 hours prior Jonathan Poet Hospital of the University of to get involved.” to ... the symptoms surfacing,” MANAGING EDITOR Pennsylvania on Tuesday after­ “He was so quiet ... he wasn't said Dale at a Wednesday press Michael Skowronek, a 19- noon, according to Senior around long enough for people conference. year-old freshman majoring in Associate Vice President and to hear him,” said London. Meningococcal meningitis is a information science and technol­ Dean of Students Dianna Dale. According to Dale, the bacterial infection that is conta­ ogy, died Tuesday Nov. 12 of Cathy London, a freshman University was informed of gious in close contact. Anyone -meningococcal meningitis. and friend of Skowronek, Skowronek’s illness on Tuesday who lives with or who spends Skowronek, a resident of Kelly described him as “quiet and at about 3:00 p.m. and immedi­ more than two hours within sev­ Hall, first felt ill on Monday, courteous ... I will remember his ately called disease specialists to eral feet of a sick person within Nov. 11 and was rushed to the smile. He was so funny ... and assess the situation. See Skowronek on page 3 Michael Skowronek

Culinary Hoops Preview arts to Student falls expand 13 stories at program Penn dorm Sean Murphy STAFF WRITER The Drexei student is in serious condition at Every Thursday evening in the restaurant on the sixth floor of HUP. She attempted to rappel the building. the Academic building, students prepare multi-course feasts that Patricia O'Brien Associate Vice President and attract resourceful food-lovers EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Dean of Students Dianna Dale. from the all over the Drexei freshman Jamie “And I support them 100 per­ area. Meals are a mere $20 per O stroha fell 13 stories in an cent. They do not want the male person, a fraction of the price attempt to rappel the side of student to who lived over there such food commands outside the Penn’s Grad Tower B residence to [remain] over there.” That University. hall around 7:45 p.m. on Wed­ student met with University For five years, students of the nesday, Nov. 13. The 18-year-old Judicial Officer David Ruth on College of Design Arts hotel and engineering major was brought Thursday. According to Dale his restaurant management depart­ to the Hospital of the University case will be handled “swiftly and ment — soon to be joined by the of Pennsylvania with two frac­ fairly” by judicial affairs. newly created culinary arts pro­ tured legs and was in “serious Penn’s Vice Provost for gram — have been churning out condition” at press time, accord­ University Life Valarie McCoul- superb cuisine. ing to a HUP spokesperson. lum told the Daily Pennsylvanian Dr. Lynn Hoffman, assistant According to police, Ostroha Wednesday night that University professor of wine and food at was lowering herself down the of Pennsylvania Police and Drexei, has spent many years try­ side of the building with a rope Drexei should prosecute the stu­ ing to expand the scope of and harness when she fell 13 sto­ dents harshly. McCoullum also CODA into culinary arts. The ries into the grass. Ostroha, told the Daily Pennsylvanian that faculty senate is on the verge of along with another Drexei stu­ a Penn student would face expul­ approving the creation of a culi­ dent, was visiting a third Drexei sion and criminal charges for nary arts program under the student who lives on the 15th such an incident. McCoullum CODA umbrella. The new pro­ floor of the Penn dormitory at could not be reached at press gram will offer both majors and 37th and Chestnut Streets. time. minors in culinary arts and will “She’s very fortunate to have “I can see why [McCoullum] act together with the existing survived,” said Senior Vice is upset,” said Caneris, “but hotel and restaurant manage­ President for Student Life and when you have ... 35,000 stu­ ment program. Administrative Services Tony dents in this area of the city, In the fall of 1997, Drexei will Caneris. He said that it is expect­ some people are going to be be the only university in the ed Ostroha will be hospitalized eccentric.” country offering a Bachelor of for two months, and that no ju­ “Our relations [with Penn] are Arts in culinary arts. According dicial action will be taken against good. They have been very coop­ to Hoffman, what Drexei hopes her while she is hospitalized. erative throughout the term,” to offer over the numerous All three students were said Caneris. He said he would restaurant schools and culinary repelling from the 15th floor of speak with administrators at institutes around the county is the building, according to the Penn if there were any problems. diversity in faculty. Nov. 14 Daily Pennsylvanian. With Drexei students living at The culinary arts program has The University of Pennsylvania both Penn and the Franklin only two permanent staff, but has expelled the Grad Tower res­ Towne [Apartments] due to hopes fo bring in chefs from ident from the dormitory. overcrowding, Caneris said that some of the finest restaurants in Ostroha is a Calhoun Hall res­ the University will speak to the Noah Addis The Triangle Philadelphia as adjunct profes­ ident from Marysville, Pennsyl­ resident assistants and students David Frye attempts a shot against the Converse All-Stars in the men's first sors. Hoffman believes this will vania. at both places “to remind our exhibition game of the 1996-97 season on Nov. 12. The Dragons went on to draw talented young chefs from “The Penn people have been students that they are guests.” win 104-73. Preview, Section B. See Culinary Arts on page 3 clear with us,” said Senior See Rappeller on page 4 University/Local The Triangle • November 15,1996

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Anh Dang around the dorms is now con­ average of SOX) escort calls a department offers to record the Gollotti, assistant vice president NEWS EDITOR stantly patrolled by at least one week, according to Cottom. description of the bike and its of SpectaGuard and head of its Striving for campus safety, public safety officer. Cottom said Cottom said the shuttle ser­ serial number along with the Drexei operation. Drexei University is talcing a the visibility of the officers would vice, currently under the Physical owner’s contact information. Cottom said the University proactive stance and continuing ‘‘[increase] the level of preven­ Plant department, is being Once the bike has been regis­ has emphasized the bike registra­ to stress the visibility of security tion and deterrence in those reviewed for improvement. The tered, security issues an identifi­ tion program at its meetings with officers, according to University areas.” service may move to Public cation number and an student groups, but the number Director of Public Safety Richard Cottom said the recent crime Safety. “Awareness Sticker” for each of bicycles registered is not sub­ D. Cottom. outbreak near the University of “We want [the students] to be owner. stantial. “We can’t get people to “Rather than be reactionary Pennsylvania has not changed safe,” said Cottom. “If this cam­ “Although the program is not register,” said Cottom. and waiting for something to Drexel’s security operation. “We pus is not safe, students will not designed to prevent the theft of Cottom, who came to the happen ... we identify potential think that our visibility would come here.” bikes from the campus, it should University August 5, directs pub­ [campus] areas that may be deter the [criminals] at Penn Another Drexei security heighten the awareness of the lic safety at Drexei, which problematic and send our offi­ from coming over here.” department effort is the bike reg­ Drexei University community, includes campus security, park­ cers there,” said Cottom. The recent addition of two istration program, which was while deterring would-be ing services, and safety and According to Cottom, the area escort vans has helped ease the started in June. The security thieves,” according to Ben health. U. to offer degree in culinary arts Student dies from bacterial infection

Skowronek from page 1

72 hours of the onset of the ill­ ness is considered to be in dan­ ger of catching the bacteria. About 10 percent of the popula­ tion carries the bacteria in a harmless state. Less than one percent of those who carry the bacteria develop meningitis. “It’s spread through fairly close contact. This is not a situa­ tion where the entire community needs to be concerned with a doomsday organism,” said Dr. P.J. Brennan, director of infec­ tion control at HUP. As a safety precaution, Drexei made available free treatment for those who came in close contact with Skowronek. Tuesday evening about 45 students who

Nc3h Addis The Triangle lived on Skowronek’s floor and Professor Francis McFadden demonstrates proper kitchen techniques to HRM students before a Thursday night gourmet dinner on Nov. 7. other parts of Kelly Hall were taken to Presbyterian Hospital to receive antibiotics for the bacte­ Culinary Arts from page 1 part of the second American rev­ including chef Francis other universities and those of a ria. olution,” said Hoffman, “a cul­ McFadden, who is part of the culinary institute. A Drexei culi­ On Wednesday, University all over the country to Drexei. tural revolution.” existing HRM program. Daily nary arts graduate could easily go officials spoke to the classes that The need for a culinary arts The culinary arts program will operations of the restaurant are back to school to get an MBA. Skowronek had been in, set up major stems from the “profes­ admit its first freshmen this fall. managed by Donna Maguire, The success of the new pro­ information on its World Wide sionalization” that chefs have For the first two years of the pro­ who brings a wealth of manage­ gram is far from guaranteed. Web page, sent a University- found themselves undergoing gram, students are enrolled full­ ment experience with her. Much HRM junior Domenica Camp- wide voice mail message and sent over the last decade. “Chefs have time. In the remaining three of the new staff will consist of anaro feels that Drexei will have a University-wide e-mail mes­ had their work world become a years, students go to school on a area chefs brought in as adjunct to generate a lot of hype outside sage to inform people of the situ­ lot more complicated over the part-time basis and work in professors. the University to bring people to ation. By Thursday, over 800 last 20 years,” he said. “They’ve industry. At first, only 12 to 15 Philadelphia is ranked highly Drexei as opposed to traditional people, mostly students, had gone from being erratic, pot- students will be accepted and the among American cities for pro­ institutions. Said Campanaro, received treatment for the bacte­ throwing, eccentric artists to University will place these stu­ ducing fine cuisine, and “Anybody can work their way up ria. If caught early enough, the people who are responsible for dents in positions. Hoffman has already received from dishwasher to executive infection is treatable. The disease managing fairly complex busi­ Dr. Hoffman is also in the numerous offers from chefs who chef.” Susan Donahue, also a spreads quickly, with symptoms nesses.” Hoffman feels that process of organizing scholar­ wish to teach at Drexei. junior in HRM said, “Everybody that include fever, severe sudden Drexei could be a major part of ship money for the program. A “This is the place where the can benefit from having some headaches, neck stiffness, lethar­ the growing excitement around dinner in honor of George excitement about food is going good cooks on campus.” gy and a rash. fine food. Perrier, senior faculty member of on,” Hoffman said. “We’ve got “I see [Drexei] developing as a The University set up a hot­ Hoffman found many skeptics the HRM program, is expected the spot and we’ve got the peo­ core around which we’re going line, staffed by medical person­ when he first proposed a culinary to raise enough money for one ple. You can’t have that much to develop a culinary communi­ nel, to answer any questions. The arts program five years ago. But full scholarship for a culinary excitement without wanting to ty,” said Hoffman. He believes number is 895-2373. The free Hoffman said Americans have arts student. Hoffman hopes that take it to the next level.” that the heart of culinary arts is treatment at the Drexei Health changed the way they think eventually every student in the As with current HRM majors, improving the overall quality of Center in Presbyterian will be about food recently. There has culinary arts program will new culinary arts majors will people’s lives. “1 believe that life available for the next week. been a shift in emphasis away receive some form of scholar­ have to take a variety of business is better when food is better.” He The University is planning a from the traditional ideals of ship. and design classes to supplement smiled and added, “I can’t make memorial service for Skowronek large, hot meals to food that truly There are only two permanent their education. These credits a new vaccine but I sure can in the Newman Center within the delights the senses. “We could be faculty in the new program. can more easily be transferred to make your lunch tastier.” next two weeks. National The Triangle • November 15,1996 San Fran considers food ban S t u d e n t Jean H. Lee Thursday night despite protests of live mammals, birds, fowl, Board of Supervisors for consid­ a t t e m p t s ASSOCIATED PRESS from hundreds of Chinese- reptiles and amphibians, but not eration. SAN FRANCISCO — Citing American residents. fish. The sales are popular in the Several hundred protesters, animal cruelty, a city commis­ The city’s Animal Care and city’s bustling Chinatown dis­ most of them Chinese-American, r a p p e l l i n g sion recommended banning the Control Commission voted 7-3 trict. demonstrated outside during the sale of live animals for food to recommend banning the sales The proposal now goes to the meeting. Chinatown merchants and residents testified, along with a handful of animal rights a t d o n n activists. Rappeller from page 1 You would like “W e don’t like that they want to ban us from selling any live The students who were fish, frog or turtle,” said Paul involved in the incident are in Lee, owner of a seafood market. the Reserve Officers Training t o c r e a t e “To us, fresh food is healthy Corps program. “It had nothing food. Everywhere in the world to do with their R.O.T.C. affilia­ they eat fresh food.” tion,” said Dale. “From what I In Chinatown, about a dozen have been told, very bluntly, is such markets are nestled among that it was just something to do,” fruit stands piled high with shiny said Dale. “And it was something mangoes and tangerines and really stupid. My understanding carts hawking soap and knick- is what saved her life is that she nacks. landed on grass as opposed to Lobsters and fish lie piled in concrete.” large tanks of water. 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ASSOCIATED PRESS police Sgt. Randall Pond, no SALT LAKE CITY — A relation to the suspect. spokesman for The Church of “Of course, it started off inno­ Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints cent and there was no problems has been arrested for investiga­ until the other night,” said Sgt. tion into allegations of» forcible Pond. sodomy. The girl’s school counselor Lloyd Gerald Pond, the 51- informed police, the television year-old host of the Mormon station reported. Church’s nationally syndicated The Mormon Church radio program, “Times and declined to comment on the alle­ Seasons” and director of the gations. church’s radio news services, was “The church’s position on booked into jail last Friday after standards of personal behavior is a 14-year-old girl told a school long-standing and well known,” counselor he had molested her. said church spokesman Don Pond has since made bail. No LeFevre. criminal charges have been filed. “However, in this matter, it Police said they will meet with would be inappropriate to make prosecutors Friday to discuss the any comment,” said LeFevre. case. The phone at Pond’s KTVX news, an ABC affiliate, Taylorsville home has been dis­ quoted West Valley police connected. Thursday as saying that Pond Pond was booked into jail for had been helping the girl with a investigation of charges of radio and modeling career. forcible sodomy and dealing in Last week, he allegedly took materials harmful to a minor. her to a parking lot behind a If charged and convicted of radio station where he showed the felonies, he could face up to her a variety pornography, took life in prison. pictures of her in her underwear Pond has been a spokesman and then told her to perform oral for the church on a variety of sex. moral issues, often decrying the Christine Fitts The Triangle “He was helping her with her decay of the family and the evils Former college and profeesional basketball player and writer Mariah Burton Nelson lectures Wednesday, Nov. 13 to a modeling. He was helping her of child and sexual abuse in his crowd of over 100 students in Creese's Grand Hall. Nelson spoke on "Women's Ways of Winning" to a nearly all-female doing voice-overs and taking weekly half-hour radio pro­ crowd, many of whom are athletes at Drexel. The event was sponsored by the Division for Student Life and photographs,” said West Valley grams. Administrative Services.

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Jeff Donn reports pertaining to the be served by dismissing the Russian officials insisted Galkin ASSOCIATED PRESS Strategic Defense Initiative, a charges,” a Justice statement was entrapped because the WORCESTER, Mass. — charge he openly admitted to — said. United Staf(fei knew his espionage Accused of breaking the unwrit­ once he was released Thursday. Russia’s Foreign Intelligence background: He had acknowl-v ten rules of the spy game, the “It was an attempt, but I did Service accused the United States edged his former work as a Justice Department dropped not receive one bit of informa­ of breaking the unwritten rules Soviet and Russian agent on his charges Thursday against a tion,” Galkin said outside the of espionage by giving a former visa application. retired KGB agent who freely courthouse before his lawyer spy a visa, then arresting him “The case against Vladimir admitted trying to steal “Star hushed him. when he arrived. Such incidents Galkin should be stopped and he Wars” secrets for Russia. CIA Director John Deutsch didn’t happen “even in the worst should be released,” Foreign The CIA and State was not aware of Galkin’s Cold War times,” it said. ministry spokesman Mikhail Department decided prosecuting impending arrest when lower- A warrant for Galkin’s arrest Demurin said Thursday in H O II I I S I \ l the former spy was not in the level CIA officials approved it, was issued the same day his visa Moscow. “He became a victim of national interest after Russia the Justice Department source was approved, and he was taken a planned provocation which is (doming to All Locations! repeatedly threatened to retali­ said. into custody at Kennedy detrimental to the Russian-U.S. ate. Deutsch later argued strongly International Airport, where he relations.” “We were upset with CIA only for dismissal of the charges out arrived with a delegation from Russian Prime Minister in that they changed their of concern that Russia might Moscow as a representative of Viktor Chernomyrdin also spoke " treM n d o 'uT selec^^^^ minds,” said a Justice official in retaliate, possibly by expelling the Russian-American company to Vice President Al Gore by FABULOUS TITLES Washington who spoke on con­ U.S. diplomats believed to be Knowledge Express. telephone Thursday, asking that $11.99 Each dition of anonymity. “They spies or arresting retired CIA His group was heading for Washington be “more attentive” Buy O ne CD G et O ne should have told us this from the agents visiting Russia on private at the invitation of to solving the Galkin problem FREE beginning.” visits. American police, to collect tech­ before it led to tensions between Vladimir Galkin, 50, was freed “In retrospect, and after fur­ nical equipment. the countries, according to hours after Russia issued yet ther consultations within the Two Justice Department offi­ Chernomyrdin’s press secretary, W H Y G O another public protest of his Oct. government, the CIA has con­ cials, speaking on condition of Viktor Konnov. 29 arrest in New York. cluded, and the State anonymity, said they were Galkin’s wife, Svetlana, was A N Y W H E R E Galkin was accused of offering Department has concurred, that unaware of any unwritten codes elated at news of her husband’s ELSE? $30,000 in 1990 and 1991 for the national interest would best regarding former spies. But release.

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Richard Carelll limits backers when in 1995 it Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada and “Disregarded voter instruction 9 on the ballot. ASSOCIATED PRESS ruled that states cannot limit ser­ South Dakota. on term limits.” The Nov. 2 vote makes it like­ WASHINGTON — The vice in Congress without amend­ The measures require those Several lawsuits sought to ly the court will vote to grant full notion of mandatory term limits ing the Constitution. states’ congressional members to keep the term-limit proposals off review to a still-to-be-filed for­ for members of Congress will not Twenty-three states had taken push for a vote that would send a this year’s ballots, and one nearly mal appeal of the Arkansas die, and it is sparking another such steps. proposed amendment to state succeeded. court’s ruling. * legal fight the Supreme Court The court also said Congress legislatures for ratification. The Arkansas Supreme Court If so, two distinct issues could may be forced to referee. cannot impose term limits for its Bringing about such a vote is last month ruled that the be in play — the imposition of Thanks to initiatives approved own members by merely enact­ part of House Republicans’ Arkansas proposal, called requirements on state and feder­ by voters last week, lawmakers in ing a law. “Contract With America,” but Amendment 9, violates the fed­ al lawmakers and the ballot nota­ nine states now risk running for The only open avenue is few GOP lawmakers have given it eral Constitution’s requirement tions. re-election with a ballot notation amending the federal much attention in recent that all amendment-making “We think both are constitu­ next to their name stating they Constitution and initial efforts months. efforts originate in Congress or tionally sound,” says Jonathan did not push hard enough for toward that end sparked the new The voter-approved measures in the state legislatures^ Ferry of U.S. Term Limits, a term limits. dispute. also require state legislators in The state court struck Washington-based group. He Some have dubbed it a “scarlet The ballot measures approved those nine states to ask for a con­ Amendment 9 from the Nov. 5 says the Arkansas court wrongly letter” provision. by voters in nine states on Nov. 5 stitutional convention aimed at ballot in Arkansas, but three days sought to keep “people out the These new measures pose a called on members of Congress bringing about a term-limits before the election, the nation’s . process.” question for the Supreme Court: and state legislatures to dq every­ amendment. highest court set aside the state Ferry also contends that the How far may a state’s voters go thing in their power to win pas­ What if elected officials’ court’s ruling. disputed ballot notations merely in compelling state legislators sage for an amendment limiting efforts are deemed less than Only Justices John Paul “provide information to voters, and members of Congress to service to 12 years in the U.S. total? Stevens and Ruth Bader similar to a mention of party push for a constitutional amend­ Senate and six in House. The measures say those offi­ Ginsburg dissented as the court affiliation, which can make or ment on term limits? The propositions won cials, if seeking re-election, must granted an emergency request by break a candidacy.” The natio,n’s highest court approval in Alaska, Arkansas, have a ballot notation next to a group called Arkansas Term The term-limit notation is not dealt a devastating blow to term- Colorado, Idaho, Maine, their name that states: Limits and allowed Amendment punitive, he says.

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Untimely Loss Letters to the Editor Drexel suffered a great loss with the passing of freshman Michael Skowronek. We offer our sincerest condolences to the family and friends of Michael. Learning Center the TAs is not always sufficient, which allow the students to * The University was in a difficult position after Michael’s especially in the more difficult becorne more productive mem­ untimely death. Not only did the University have to deal benefits students studies. There is usually only one bers of the student community. TA^vailable and his or her hours The service is offered free of with the loss of a student, but it also had to assure the com­ soi^etimes conflict with other charge to any who ask. munity that meningitis, the contagious disease which Editor: classes. Also, the groups of stu­ The business of the University caused his death, was not the onset of an epidemic. It’s about time that the ser­ dents that do come to see the TA is the education of its students. I The University should be commended for its handling of vices offered by the Learning are generally large in number. am grateful to the University for the incident. Those students and staff^ at the greatest risk of Center here at Drexel University The Learning Centei>’s forte, continuing to support the exposure were warned immediately, and the rest of the be recognized for the value they however, is with small groups of Learning Center in these efforts are. The continuing academic two or three students. In that set­ and would even like to see its community was warned within 24 hours. The University support offered by the Learning ting, the Learning Center tutors capacity increased. This would acted with poise and class by informing everyone and Center has been, for me, a major are able to go into much more, give us, the students, more of the avoided undue panic in the process. reason that I am able to continue detail, giving individual students resources we need to make the in the rigorous academic pro­ the attention they need to com­ University proud of us — proud gram 1 have chosen. plete and understand their tasks. to have us known as knowledge­ Sometimes the material pre­ These tutors provide in-*depth able, well-learned Drexel grads. sented in my courses is very diffi­ assistance to further clarify and Linn Bramble cult. The assistance provided by firm new ideas and materials Chemical Engineering, '97

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“Yesterday a Drexel Univer­ He also was a concerned sincere and really sweet guys I unreal to me that I’ll never hear it hurt a fly, much less another per­ sity freshman named Michael member of SADD. He succeeded knew — those who knew him again. I can say for sure that he son, on purpose. If we can take Skowronek died at the hospital in his academic career which led would say he was the nicest per­ was one of the few beautiful peo­ these traits and try to turn them of the University of Pennsylvania him to a high class ranking and son in the world. I never heard ple I know, inside and out, and into our own, then nviybe it will of a disease.” These were the an acceptance to Drexel Univer­ him say anything negative about that opinion of him will never take away some of the pain of the words that stared back at the sity. anyone. change. loss of such a young person. If Drexel community on the doors He was well-liked at school, by He was incessantly shy, but No, nothing anybody can say people who are still going on in of the dorms throughout campus his'peers and the faculty alike, underneath was such a warm, or do will bring him back to us, this life can learn from his exam­ on Wednesday at around 3:00 who had high hopes for him and inviting, funny person. He was but the qualities I so admired in ple, then at least we’ll know he p.m. his future. He was the tyjJe of so cool to hang out with because him should still live on. I know will have left his mark on the What the whole community person who would go after what he didn’t need to be impressed. that he would be blushing like world, however small, however didn’t get to see was Mike, the he wanted and achieved what he He let me be who I was, and I mad if he were reading this col­ short. guy from Collingswood, New went after — graduation was just was always comfortable with umn about 4iimself, and yet he For those of us who were priv­ Jersey. The guy who would do the beginning. him. was always sort of the unsung ileged to know him, we need to anything for anyone, if they just All things considered, Mike Even though we were never hero. take what we’ve learned from asked. I knew Mike, and would was one of the few people I knew best friends, he still had some It’s only fitting that someone him and pass it on. The rest of us like to take a few minutes to who had a genuinely good heart. qualities I could recognize as all take the time to recognize him need to listen and learn from share him with the rest of the He was a person to talk to if you his own. Whenever I’d crack a for the person he was, for the what he was able to accomplish community. needed someone. Quite often a joke, or he found something strength of character he pos­ in his short time here, in order to For starters, he was involved man of few words, he occasional­ funny, he’d just grin like a little sessed, and for the unselfish atti­ let him live on in our personali­ in student council, became class ly added his own perspectives, kid, his eyes disappearing with tude he portrayed. ties and in our memories. treasurer our senior year in high but was generally one to just let the smile that almost overtook He was a model of what a school and was present at almost you say what you had to. his entire face.-1 can still hear that friend should be, and his person­ Rachel D. Rossi is a freshman majoring every event our school held. He was one of the few really quiet laugh of his, and it’s so ality was such that he wouldn’t in chemical engineering.

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November 15,1996 THE TRIANGLE Page 15 Wrestling a contender in new season

Anh Dang ingly well in the regular season, who puts the forth the “most NEWS EDITOR pulling out a 13-8 overall record. outstanding contribution to^ “Depth” is the word you hear Its 5-3 conference mark was Drexel University wrestling” in around Drexel’s wrestling facility fourth best. But in last year’s 1994 after winning the confer­ this year. With eight of ten conference championships, the ence. He failed to reach the con­ starters returning and a herd of team faltered to a sixth place fin­ ference final last season. freshmen coming in, the squad ish out of ten. Only one wrestler, With 27 freshmen, the team should be a contender for the heavyweight Jamie Huntington, grows to 40 wrestlers this year East Coast Wrestling Association advanced to the final to earn a after having 22 last season. Of the crown. NCAA berth. projected starters, three are “We have a good balance,” This season, the squad lost ranked nationally in a preseason said head coach Jack Childs. 126 pounder Brett Kendall (23- poll. In their conference, the “The freshmen have much high­ 11 last season, 67-44 career) and Dragons place seven wrestlers in er caliber. They are really adapt­ 134 pounder Corey Padovano the preseason poll released by ing well. The upperclassmen are (22-9 last season, 55-31 career). the league office. working well with the freshmen Kendall graduated, while tri-cap­ 118 Pounds: Freshman Ed to blend this team.” tain Padovano left the squad. In Miller is the projected starter Noah Addit The Triangle Coach Childs had called last 1994, Padovano won the F.C. since Brian Tashner is moving up year a “rebuilding” period. Walton Wrestling Award which a weight class. Fellow freshmen Junior Billy Brown (facing) attempts to take down teammate junior Jesse Childs However, the squad did surpris­ is given to the Drexel wrestler See Wrestling on page 16 in a team practice. Childs is projected to back up Brown at 150 pounds. Dragons lose squeaker to Hofstra

Larry Rosenzweig SPORTS EDITOR In the most exciting home game of the season and a battle for second place in the confer­ ence, the women’s volleyball team lost to Hofstra 3-2 to finish its season at 5-2 in America East, 21-18 overall. The Dragons got off to a fast start in the first game, going up 4-0 before the Flying Dutch­ women came back and took a 5- 4 lead. An ace by April Yantis and another block by Kari Hall gave Drexel back the advantage, 8-6. Hofstra then scored four unanswered points to take the 10-8 lead. The Dragons contin­ ued to fight back, taking the the 14-13 lead pn successive kills by Yantis and Hall. However, the Dragons lost the game 16-14 on a Hofstra ace and a Drexel hitting error. After losing a hard-fought first game, the Dragons came back and dominated game two. Drexel started off slow, falling in the hole 2-0. But eight unanswered points, including kills by Courtney Krumrine, Yantis and Jennifer Falk, gave Drexel a 8-2 advantage. The Flying Dutchwomen closed the gap to 8-4, but three No»h Addis The Triangle Hofstra hitting errors increased Freshmen Amy Dominoski (front) and Courtney Krumrine hit the floor after failing to dig the ball in Drexel's match against Hofstra on Nov. 9. The Dragons lost the the lead to 11-4. Hofstra closed match 3-2, ending their season at 21-18,5-2 in America East. to within sbc at 12-6, but kills by Yantis and Krumrine put Drexel ting errors, but that was as close back, taking an 11-8 lead. The The Dragons won it 18-16 on a keeping Hofstra in the lead by one points away from the win. A as they would get, with Hofstra Dragons continued to battle and kill from Hall. two, 13-11. However, two Drexel monster double block by Yantis taking the game 15-5. pulled to within one at 12-11 off The final game of the match hitting errors cost them the and Falk gave the Dragons the Down 2-1 in the match, a Hofstra carry. would be played with rally scor­ game. The Dragons lost the game 15-6 victory and tied the match Drexel entered the fourth game A Hofstra service ace and a ing, where every serve earns a 15-11 and the match 3-2. at one game apiece. with its back against the wall. Drexel hitting error put Hofstra point for one of the teams. As “We had some key mistakes at The third game was a reversal Once again the Dragons fell one point away from winning the Drexel had done in the previous critical times,” said head coach of fortunes. Hofstra once again down early 3-0. A Hofstra hitting match. games, the fell behind early 3-0. Scott Pennewill. “We fought jumped out to a 2-0 lead, but this error, Yantis kill and Falk ace But as the Dragons have done Hofstra increased that lead to 8-1 back from an 8-1 deficit in rally time Drexel was unable to mount tied the game up at three. Drexel in the past, they refused to give off two blocks. score ... and then proceeded to a surge. The Dragons quickly fell continued to battie and took a 7 up. A Hofstra hitting error and The Dragons did mount a miss three serves. We had some down 11-2. They did score three 4 lead off a double block by Amy two Falk monster blocks tied the comeback, pulling to within 10-8 opportunities, but didn’t cash straight points off a Crystal Dominoski and Falk. game up at 14. A Yantis cross­ off Falk and Hall kills. The teams in. Hudak ace and two Hofstra hit- However, Hofstra fought court kill put Drexel up 17-16. exchanged points three times, See Volleyball on page 16 Vv 16 Sports The Triangle • November 15,1996 IFA football standings Dragons lose to Hofstra 3-2 updated 11/6 G old D ivision WL Volleyball from page / 5 of the two weeks to get healthy,” ZAM 5 0 said Pennewili. “We’re a very Volleyball final standings AXA 4 1 The loss ended the Dragons banged up, sick team. The time updated 11/to nK 2 3 overall, 5-2 in America East. It anything.” TE 1 4 dropped Drexel to third place in Drexel is seeded third and will Towson State 6 1 .857 A L 0 0 5 the conference. play sixth-seed Hartford in the Hofstra 5 2 .714 The game also marked the first round. The top two teams in Drexel 5 2 .714 B lu e D ivision WL final collegiate contest for seniors the conference, Towson State Delaware 5 2 .714 TK E 4 6 Anne Ambrosino and Falk. and Hofstra, will earn a bye in Northeastern 4 3 .571 0 X 4 1 Ambrosino led the team on the the opening round. Hartford 2 5 .286 z n 3 1 season with 1,643 assists. She “We had a goal to get the Vermont 1 6 .143 AXP 1 3 also averaged 2.44 digs per game bye,” said Pennewili. “We were New Hampshire 0 7 .000 1 4 and was fourth on the team with disappointed because we wanted AHA 0 5 25 service aces. to get [it, but didn’t]. We just Schedule/Results Falk led the team with 54 solo added another match to our sea­ L ast w e e k 's re s u lts blocks and was second on the son by not winning. It’s not over DaSs Opponent Time/Result Sept.lO UMBC L3-0 EAM 26 nA 0 The Dragons now have two Boston College L 3-2 weeks off before participating in Sept. 17 @ George Washington L3-1 AXA 13 nK

Swimming and diving results Wrestling starts season Nov. 4 against Bucknell University - DrexelMen > 50-meter Freestyle: 2nd, Shawn Markey, 22.47; 3rd, Mike Fortmann,'22.48; 6th, Wrestling from page 15 158 Pounds: Coach Childs ien Craighton beat out returning Matt Barnes, 25.04. decided to redshirt his other son, veteran Joe Fazio for the starting 100-meter Freestyle: 2nd, Shawn Markey, 49.50; 4th, Mike Fortmann, 49.82; 6th, Justin Gottwald and Tony Perea sophomore Mike Childs, who spot. Craighton is a four-time Steve Burke, 52.80. are backups. collected a 4-2 record last year. Delaware state champion in high 200-meter Freestyle: 4th, Dave Skelly, 1:51.22; 5th, Steve Burke, 1:56.69; 6th, Alex 126 Pounds: Sophomore This move clears up the spot for school, and is considered by Sheppard, 1:57.81. Tashner (21-8 last season) junior co-captain Josh Stanley. coach Childs as one of his top 500-meter Freestyle: 1 st, Doug McCorkle, 4:58.31; 3rd, Dave Skelly, 5:05.08; 4th, should fill a void left by Kendall. He qualified for the NCAAs in recruits ever. Junior Fazio com­ Angel Seoane, 5:09.01. Junior Tom Luckshire with three 1995 and then redshirted last piled a 9-21 record last year. 1000-meter Freestyle: 1st, Doug McCorkle, 10:18.97; 5th, Angel Seoane, 10:38.49; years of experience will be the season. Stanley returns with a Heavyweight: Senior Jamie 6th, Howard Schwartz, 11:15.78. backup. No. 3 conference ranking and Huntington is returning after 400-meter Freestyle Relay: 1st, Shawn Markey, Fred Stuart, Doug McCorkle, Mike Fortnnann, 3:15.86; 5th, Bill Bartow, Brian Norris, Steven Burke, Matt Barnes, 3:35.06. 134 Pounds: Sophomore Jon No. 16 nationally. Freshman registering a 22-9 mark last sea­ 200-meter Fly: 1st, Zack Harris, 2:03.12; 5th, Brian Norris, 2:09.53; 6th, Bill Bartow, Clark is moving down a weight Kirk Fullerton is his backup. son. Huntington is the only 2:10.57. class to take the spot vacant by 167 Pounds: Senior Adam Drexel wrestler to get the top 200-meter Backstroke: 2nd, Fred Stuart, 2:04.47; 3rd, Chris Otmani, 2:07.55. Padovano. Clark had a 16-16 Hockenberry is returning to his billing in the preseason league 200-meter Individual Medley: 2nd, Zack Harris, 2.04.90; 3rd, Chris SchwankI, record last year. Clark is ranked spot after compiling a respec­ ranking. Huntington won the 2:05.48; 5th, Chris Otnriani, 2:07.66. fourth in ECWA preseason rank­ table 18-17 record last year. ECWA championship two sea­ 400-meter Medley Relay: 2nd, Chris Otmani, Chris SchwankI, Zack Harris, Dave ing for his weight. Freshman Eric Hockenberry is ranked second in sons ago and was runner-up last Skelly, 3:44.28; 3rd, Fred Stuart, Tunch Doker, Brian Norris, Bill Bartow, 3:51.20. Paskin will be the backup. the ECWA preseason poll. Fresh­ season. Huntington is currently One-meter Dive: 1st, Michael Savicky, 261.38; Michael, Christie, 217.73; Patrick 142 Pounds: Luckshire was man Mike Stankina, who red­ in 15th place in career wins at Pfeffer, 162.98. initially penned down to start shirted last season, will be Drexel. Freshman A.J. Lycz- Three-meter Dive: 1 st, Mike Savicky, 250.5; 2nd Michael Christie, 231.9; Patrick here, but coach Childs said fresh­ Hockenberry’s backup. kowski is the heavyweight Pfeffer, 119.6 man Peter Quercetti is a “pleas­ 177 Pounds: Sophomore tri­ reserve. Drexel Women ant surprise,” and won the spot. captain Eric McGrath should be Coach Childs is looking for­ 50-meter Freestyle: 3rd, Kim Johnson, :26.88; 5th, Maralle Fakhereddin, :31.26. 150 Pounds: Junior tri-captain a force to be reckoned with after ward to improving his 231-132-8 100-meter Freestyle: 4th, Jessica Pokorny, 1:03.87; 5th Maralle Fakhereddin, 1:07.52. Bill Brown moves down a weight placing third at the ECWAs last record in his 21st year at the 200-nMter Freestyle: 2nd, Lesley Hirl, 2:04.22. class to start at 150. Brown is year at the same weight. He reg­ University, including 15 seasons 500-meter Freest^e: 4th, Jen Hahn, 5:41.47; 5th, Sara Schock, 6:06.54. ranked No. 20 nationally and istered an impressive 22-11 with 10 or more victories. Adam 1000-meter Freebie: 4th, Jen Hahn, 11:36.54; 5th, Sara Schock, 12:19.30. No. 4 in the league thanks to his record in his first year last year Mariano has joined Don Reyes as 400-meter Freestyle Relay: 1st, Sara Schock, Jen Hahn, Maralle Fakhereddin, 25 wins as a sophomore. Last with a 14-4 dual meet record. assistant coach for the team. Jessica Pokorny, 4:18.37. year’s starter Jesse Childs, the McGrath is ranked No. 3 in the To start the season, two 200-nMter Fly: 2nd, Lesley Hirl, 2:20.39. older son of the coach, is now the ECWA and No. 19 in the nation. wrestlers from each weight class 200-nMter Backstroke: 4th, Kim Johnson, 2:23.87. second-string backup. Freshman Sophomore Tony Pellegrino will will be competing at the West 200-meter Individual Medley: 2nd, Andrea Gaber, 2:19,^. 400-meter Medley Relay: 2nd, Kim Johnson, Andrea Gaber, 4:14.85. Dominic Sinibaldi may see some play the reserve role. Point Tournament on Saturday, action at third-string. 190 Pounds: Freshman Dam­ Nov. 16. The Trian^e • November 15,1996 Comics 17

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Heat gas and affordable apartm ent in Center City? We offer stu­ 37th St. starting Dec 15 or Janl. $220 plus1/5 util­ The Triangle offers listings in the $460/month. Available for Winter Term. Call 222- hot water incl. All apts have walk-in closets, lots of dios, 1 & 2 bedroom apartments bcated 1 block ities. Hard wood fis, dishwasher, private 6468. windows, walking distance to school, 349-9429, from Broad St. and the Avenue of the Arts. Health washer/dryer, own room, and backyard! Leave a following categories. Club membership and student discounts avail­ m essage 222-02061 One bedroom apt. 3311 Powelton Ave Available 36th & Powelton - Modern Efficiency - New able. Call for appt. 735-9808. One housemate needed to share spacious three for January 1997. $425 month. (215) 387-3930 kitchen, new bath, intercom, large 8’ closet, $370, Apartments after 4;30 pm or leave m essage 1 Bedroom in lovely renovated building at 33rd & bedroom apt. at 36th and Hamilton. Rent is $292 387-7278,______Sublets Drexel Students and Faculty Looking for an Baring; Very Large and bright. New kit with DW, (heat included). Large furnished kitchen and liv­ 315 N, 33rd St. (2nd floor) 1 bedroom, rugs, affordable apartm ent in Center City? We offer stu­ tile bath, big closets, Indry facs, $525 incl heat, ing room, washer/ dryer/ dishwasher. For more Roommates alarms, washer and dryer, $460/ m onth, (available dios, 1 & 2 bedroom apartments located 1 block Grad/Staff/Faculty Only. 387-7808. info please leave a m essage at 215-227-9095. ext, For Sale from Broad St. and the Avenue of the Arts, Health for virtntef) Call 215-222-6468 or leave message. 35th to 38th & Hamilton. Three different apart­ 6375. W anted Club membership and student discounts avail- Two bedroom apartm ent. Gas heat, central air, ment layouts. 1 bedroom $450,2 bedroom $500, Female roommate needed for 3 bdrm house at able. Call for appt. 735-9808.______ceiling fan, dishwasher, and garbage disposal. 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All apts have walk-in closets, lots of post.drexeLedu 6468,______windows, walking distance to school, 349-9429. Brand new Humidifier - $10 each. Please call 215- The deadline for placing a classified Within two blocks of Drexel Gym: clean, safe affordable apts avail. Some with w/d or deck. One bedroom apt, 3311 Powelton Ave Available 36th & Powelton - Modern Efficiency - New 634-7607.______ad is 5:00 p.m. on the Tuesday Small, well-behaved pets welcome. Call 610-664- for January 1997, $425 month, (215) 387-3930 kitchen, new bath, intercom, large 8' closet. $370, 86 Honda Accord LX. 5 speed, inspected, thru before the ad's publication date. 7779, after 4:30 pm or leave message 387-7278. 9/97, 155,000. Runs great, excellent condition, 315 N, 33rd St. (2nd floor) 1 bedroom, rugs, $2000 or best offer. Call 610-626-6438.______Forms are available outside The alarms, washer and dryer, $460/ month, (available Mac 12 in Color Monitor. Hardly used, must sell!! Triangle office at 3010 MacAlister for winter) Call 215-222-6468 or leave message. $250 obo, cheapest working monitor in town! Hall. They must be completed in full Two bedroom apartm ent. Gas heat, central air, -502-6830 (pager) ceiling fan, dishwasher, and garbage disposal. Full '89 Toyota Corolla, 156K miles, needs work, good and writing should be legible. size w asher and dryer. Alarm system, 2nd floor. engine, auto, a/c, am/fm, $850 obo. Call after Real nice unit. 650 m onth, 662-0641, 10pm, 302-764-1068,______If there are no copies of the IS YOUR LIFE Two Bedroom apartment. Heat included, washer Photography: Pentax Camera (Fully manual) classified form available, write your AFFECTED BY & dryer. Ceiling fans, 3rd floor, lots of light. .zoom lens, flash and carrying case. Orig: $325. ad on a full sheet of paper. You Available Jan 15, $575 m onth. 662-0641, Asking $150. Obo 885-6237. must include your name, organi­ SOIVIEONE’S DRINKING? zation, phone number and address. If you are a Drexel student, include your student number. Always make YOU ARE NOT ALONE , Cmnelot i^mrtnmde note of the date the ad was placed, JOIN OTHERS TO LISTEN, LEARN & SHARE 3600-06 Spring G arden and the section in which you wish Close to Drexel the ad to appear. Be sure to sign your name. AL-ANON & A.C.O.A. Efficiences $315-340 In Person 1 Bedroom $425 Place forms in the slot outside The OPEN MEETING 2 Bedroom $525 Drexel Shuttle service every 1 5 minutes on comer outside of building. Triangle office. Heat & Hot water included for the children, friends and partners of Intercom Security Mall Laundry facilities on premises The Triangle problem drinkers Attn: Classifieds Manager CALL 551-9100 32nd & Chestnut Streets Philadelphia, PA 19104 Starting Oct. 9th Every Wed. 1:00PM-2:00PM Fax RBAN & B yih (215) 895-5935 Newman Center, Room 3 REALTOR If your ad is a paid ad, a copy of the 2625 W arren SL 3 BR Near 36th & check or money order should be Lancaster. $750. Heat included. faxed and the original should be STRICT CONFIDENTIALITY 3222 Powelton Ave. Bi-level 2 BR. Modern renovation w/ DR, and Spiral Staircase. $675+ mailed or dropped off in person. 3626 Powelton Ave. 4 BR Hse. Formal Dining room w/ french doors, mod kit. w/d on 2nd WILL BE MAINTAINED floor, backyard, $900+ 214 S. 42nd S t Efficiency & 3 BR. $345-$650. Heat inlcuded. E-mail 4103 Pine St. 3 Big Be^ooms each w/ sep. study. 2 Baths. $795 Heat inlcuded. Also If you are a Drexel student, you can 2 parking spaces ava. $50/ month each. E-mail your ad to the classifieds ??? : Call the Counseling Center x.1415 Call our Rental Depoitment 222-4800 about these manager at st95za4y@dunx1 .ocs. and other available apartments and houses in University City / Powelton Village. drexel.edu. Include the information outlined above. Costs & Limits t can seem Dr§x§IAdvertistrs TUTORS NEEDED Cost: Free. Normal ad rates apply for I impossible- personal businesses and apart­ IMMEDIATELY ments. Limits: 2 classified ads per person per issue, with a 40 word maximum for each. Personals have a 25 word young, single for engineering courses maximum. Ads may be edited. mother and Outside Advertisers a s tu d e n t E N G R 2 2 1 Cost: (per issue) $4.50 for the first 25 words and $.25 for each word tr^ d n g t o p u t E N G R 2 1 1 thereafter. Tear sheets are $.25 extra. Ads must be pre-paid. Pay­ mj'Self through school. Whenever E N G R 2 3 1 ment can be made by cash, money it seems like too much, I read order or check. M E I V I 2 0 1 Limits: There are no ad limits or Science and Health. It helps me word limits for paid classifieds. Preference given to Graduate Students find the spiritual solutions that Other Information I c a n ’t f i n d €m^'V»'here e l s e . ” Pay: No classifieds will be accepted over the telephone. Multiple ads with SCIENCI' duplicate subjects will not be 'IIEAIIII $ 2 0 . 0 0 / H R accepted unless they are paid for. Ads may be cancelled, corrected or If interested, call Marilyn immediately at continued by notifying the classifieds staff by the 5:00 p.m. Tuesday deadline. You must include your phone number with your l’.P,y....Pe,,PP.ie....WM,,.Arenlt,,A 8 9 5 -1 3 6 8 correspondence. Avaifut»<«' in Baokiitnn's r>r S« iriiiv Kcjiiliiuj Kiiorits Oi Call » The Triangle • November 15,1996 Classifieds 19 For Sale For Sale Help Wanted Elegant Thomasville Sofa & Loveseat. Burgundy, info contact: [email protected] or call SI 750 weekly possible mailing our circulars. No blue anfl green, perfect condition. A steal at $700. 609-275-6490.______experience required. Begin now. For info call 202- Call 885-6237.______1982 Datsun Wagon, new clutch, new brakes, CD 298-9330.______Oxygen 2 Rollerblades + all the pads for only player. Good engine, inspection thru 8/97. $350 A priceless Gift: C ontribute to another family's SI50. Almost new. First com e, first serve. Call Max obo. Call Bernard at 662-1137. happiness. Women (21-34) needed to donate 895-5812 or [email protected] Power PC 7100/66AV 24MB ram. 500Mb hard eggs for infertile couples. Anonymous Computer; Performa 400 with color monitor, and disk. Includes video input card. 14' AV Monitor, Compensation. 610-834-1140 ext. 352. pre-loaded software, such as Claris Works and keyboard, mouse. $2000. Call Han 215-731-1032. Holiday SSSSS Do you need additional income for Excel. $200. For m ore info call 677-8982. Skis; 185cm VoikI Comp. Saloman Bindings, the coming holiday? Our environmental market­ A small used refrigerator. $45 excellent condition. Nordila Boots (size 11), Reflex Poles + heavy duty ing company may be able to help you obtain Perfect for a dorm. Email sg94bpdx or 895-2632. ski bag. S350 >sbo. Call 382-3538 and leave m es­ w hat you need. Call for Appt. No phone inter­ sage or email st915fd7. Must sell! views, 610-668-9190. 1986, Nissan Sentra, 2-door, 5 spd, am/fm, cas- sette, air, 90K miles. $1500 obo. Call 610-832- 87 porsche 944, orig owner was millionaire; never 7819.______driven hard; dealer-maintained. $8000. Bill Announcements Beerman 609-547-3512 or email sg96uv87@ SPRING BREAK 97! Cancun, Bahamas, Florida and 1990 Jeep Wrangler 6 cyl, soft top, Lg. tires. Break­ post.drexel.edu. more! Earn Free trips and Cash. Call Vagabond away front. Stereo. $9,000.215-256-8682. Tours (800) 700-0790.______Almost new study desk, $30. Book shelf, $20. Sony 30 Shopping Days Left!! Now is the time to guar­ 4 head VCR, $100. Kitchen set, $12. Chairs, $5 Wanted antee the lowest rates and best hotels for spring each. Filing cabinet, $35. Nice big book case, $70. Local band seeking accessible, secure practice break. Leisure Tours has packages to South Padre, PowerMac 6100/66 with Audio Vision screen. space (to rent) in University City area. Have base­ Cancun, Jamaica and Florida. 800-838-8203. Many softwares, $1600. Study table, $60. TEL: ment, etc. and want to earn extra cash? Call Dan 243-2304.______at 215-382-7667. "••SPRING BREAK '97 ...... Cancun, Jamaica, Bahamas, Key West, South Padre, Margarita, PC Cruise Card Modem 14.4 (Megahertz) for Panama City, Daytona! Free 'm eals & drinks' pack­ powerbook. $50. Good condition. Less than a Services age for deposits received by November 30! Group m onth, single owner. Call Nizan (215) 841 -3482 Need a pair of pants hemmed? Call 382-8759 or email [email protected] for basic discounts for 8 or more! We accept Visa/MC/ 1986 Camaro Red T-Tops, AC, auto w/ overdrive, sewing/alterations. VERY inexpensive.______Discover. Tropical Travel & Tours Inc. @ 1 -800-931 - new tires, brakes, clean, interior, 119K miles. 2.8L 8687.______j______H ottest Talh u n e Fuel Injection, runs excellent. $1250.387-5622. IMPROVE THE QUALITY of your thesis or report. Our proofreading service specializes in science The Drexel In Line Team will be having o p en Macintosh Software, still In boxes with manuals. and engineering. Fast response. Affordable rate. rollerhockey games this month. All Drexel stu­ 42t°2S976-4444 Excel, Maple V, Greatworks and Filemaker Pro all For information call 609-727-3792 or email scite- dents interested should contact Brian via email at for $70. I'll toss in som e freebies too. Call 387- [email protected]______st91 h1f@dunx1 .ocs.drexel.edu Quys & Gals 2202 and leave a m essage. E xouc Lifestyles Introducing for the first tim e to the Philadelphia Spring Break Trips. Cancun, Bahamas, Jamaica & Tiy UsFREEI Sony Exty portable CD-Rom & player. 4x, 250 ms area the greatest home based business opportu­ Florida. Best Prices. Best Parties. Group Discounts. access w / SCSI PC card. Bought 9/96 along with 215^76-2100 nity eyer! Do yourself a favor by coming to our Space is limited. For free brochure, Call Today 1 - 976-5311 Warcraft II gam e. Paid $460, will sacrifice all for Business opportunity seminar, Saturday 800-959-4SUN.______$300, have receipts, call 387-2125.______ADULiT DATING ACTION N ovem ber 16th at th e Sheraton University City. Spring Break 97 Largest'selection of Ski & Spring Power Macintosh 7100/66- Loaded, excellent 36th and Chestnut Streets. Seminar times are Break Destinations, including Cruises! Travel Free, condition, with color Stylewriter 2400 printer and 10am -1pm and 3pm. For m ore info' call Dina a t . ® 976-3J|1 1 earn cash, & Year round Discounts. Epicurean Women Call FREE; 610-645-0630 28.8 m odem . Software includes Excel (still in box). (800) 995-0796 ext 6077______' Tours 1-800-231-4-FUN______Maple V. Claris Works, MiniCad, Matlab, plus Incredible business opportunity and Greek Free Trips and Cash!! Find out how hundreds of more-all documentation included. $1350. Call p ,% l GAY MEN call 976-1221 fundraisers. Telecommunications industry, student representatives are already earning Free Rob at (609) 391-1006 (leave message) or e-mail Explosive earning potential for yourself and/or Trips and Lots of Cash with America's #1 Spring [email protected] Date Sensations Special Offer your house. Set your own hours. Check our site; Break company. Sell only 15 trips and travel free. For Sale HP 540 Printer. Not even one year old. www.ELA-3800.com or call (888) ELA-3800 for Cancun, Bahamas, Mazatlan, Jamaica or Florida! (610) 630-6920 iSSKToy Bought for $300, will sell for $250. With Color kit. If FREE informa'tlon. Campus manager positions also available. Call. As Low «s 10# Per Minute ______interested, e-mail at [email protected] Now is the time to call Leisure Tours and get free now! Take a Break. Student travel. (800) 95-Break! Pentium 133Mhz, 2.0 HD, 16 Mg EDO Ram, 8x information for Spring Break Packages to South Drexel University Chess Club. Interested in learn­ Sony CD-Rom,16 bit sound, Mid-Tower. Microsoft Padre, Cancun, Jamaica, and Florida. Reps ing how to play chess? Want to just play?, Want to Mouse and more. SI200 No monitor. 215-571- Needed. Travel Free and earn commissions. 800- take your gam e to the next step? Join the club, its 4251.______838-8203.______free!! Come to 5016 MacAlister or email S230 Compaq Computer 286- Call Georges at Free Rechargeable long distance cards!! [email protected] BEGIN THE NEW YEAR Polytech Engineer and leave a message at 468- Unbeatable rates! Extremely limited offer. Must 6366.______act now!! Bonus included. Rush S2 S/H; Comtech Personals Information Services 28 - Vesey St, Suite 2149D SMOKE FREE! Ford Tempo '84 4door auto AC Low mileage 79k Cup of Joe — I still have your number, but I'm not New York, NY 10007______Good body Recently inspected Runs great. Asking sure if I should call. Isn't It strange? I want to hang $1400, negotiable. Call Youmin at 215-895-2068 Don't have time to type your papers or resume? I out with /o u sometimes, but I'm not sure if you (day) or 215-243-1874 (evening).______can type it for you! For m ore information please have time. A.______The Affirmative Action, Staff Relations, & Training contact Jessica @571 -4631.______Guitar for sale. 1975 Fender Acoustic. Adjustable David H. — I admire you-for what you've done to Department is offering bridge, new hard case. $300 obo. Call Miles 382- Government agents watching you? Phones the organization. Anh______tapped? We know you're not crazy. Put this dam n 7535.______The Other David — Do blondes have m ore fun? Seized Cars from $175. Porches, Cadillacs, Chevys, newspaper down and stay away from public THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY’S areas. Then call Jimmy at 555-4239. TEY;-) Why can't I find a GUY who have your per- BMW's and Corvettes. Also Jeeps, 4WD's. Your sonality? While you're trapped in Hawaii, I'm stuck Area. Toll Area 1 -800-898-9778 Ext A-7685 for cur­ FRESHSTART SMOKING CESSATION Help Wanted ~ here in the m ean streets of West Philly. Who's got rent listings. it m ade? Aloha. ______Macintosh Performa 405 upgraded to 50 MHZ SlOOO's POSSIBLE TYPING, part time. At home, Toll PROGRAM To my big sorority sister Michell, I love you. w/monltor,8mb ram,80.mb Hard Drive, and Free 1 800-898-9778 Ext. T-7685 for Listings. Joanne. Modem. Asking $300. Also available Imagewriter Handyman with truck for part time property COLMAN 0 . Som eone has a crush on you. 2 printer w/cables for S60 dollars. For Info con­ m aintance, painting, etc. 382-2229 to ALL Drexel faculty, staff, and students tact: [email protected] or call 609-275- HELP WANTED. M en/W om en earn $480 weekly Hey Punglebunny, you're the best! Don't let at N O C O ST 6490. assembling circuit boards/electronic components 'th e m ' tell you what to do. You know what's best Macintosh Performa LC w/monitor,150 mb Hard at home. 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You know the show, the one nothing more than a band of We was cullin’ wood down in Boogor Bottom, also known as Boogcr Swamp Wo had |ust 'bout got our truck loaded, and was ready to head home, when I thought I saw somethin' outa the where that woman travels back gameshow-watching, numb- corner of my eye Well, I turned around and there it was -- Bigfoot! I remember he had big red eyes, pointed cars, and he was real hairy He smelled like somethin' dead No sir. I'll never in time, attempting to document skulled, home shoppers. forget it, not as long as I live the origins of all today’s widely I have nothing concrete on I thought maybe somethin' was wrong with me (I do not drink, and I do not do drugs), so I told used cliches. Armed with his­ which to base my fear. I cannot my son to turn around and look Well, he did, and he let out a scream that'd curdle your blood! torically important cliches, she trace the events which would then travels farther back in make my paranoia reality. It is POWER TV/VCR http://www.hway.net/bigbo/bigfoot/lndex.htm time, using her knowledge for nothing more than a hunch, but evil purposes, revealing the a hunch which strikes such Jerry Hunsucker and his wife Deborah live in Mississippi. Jerry and Deborah are cliches on her own, years profound fear in me that I singers and songwriters. (She's even been aired on RBL 103.4 FM in Paris, before the appropriate time shudder at the thought of a France). Their friend, Big Bo James, also has a web page and believes in some and completely out of context, world in which my hunch fore­ sort of New World Order. At any rate, the real story about this page is Jerry's rerouting history on a path tells real devastation. amazing experience with his son in some backwater sippy hole. toward apocalypse. I see every home on Earth The particular episode I was equipped with a Clapper elec­ As Jerry tells it, "We was cuttin' wood down in Booger Bottom, also known as watching took place in trical activation system, and Booger Swamp ... and there it was — Bigfoot." Jerry tells how he went after Jackson, Mississippi on a every television remote control the Mississippi Bigfoot with a chainsaw and then went home and wrote a song ------1 ...... - 0 F.FW O about it. Hunsucker's got a surefire hit on his hands with "Bigfoot," the first steamy Wednesday afternoon. PLAY equipped with the capability to The action found its way to a produce a clap-like noise, elim­ copyrighted song about the Mississippi Bigfoot in recorded history. Download a barber shop, where the barber, PA0S6/8Tia inating the need to actually sample of the tune and get funky with the rednecks. himself a bald man, chatted up strike palm-to-palm, while aocx/ Jonathan Xooter"Poet his usual clientele. RGC/OTR COUWW MtMORV R£5£T allowing every electrical device One of the customers, a within range to be manipulated strapping young man, bragged audially. of his recent escapades with a fv€NU S6T £NT0R •------SLOW It doesn’t take a genius to Renegade Soundwaves local woman, a woman with a ► ► extrapolate the fall of civiliza­ reputation for having many tion from this unassuming Courtesy of 91.7 FM, WKDU, Drexel student radio escapades. A cynical old man, inception of evil incognito. You can't spell "Howard The Duck" without WKDU. all too familiar with the infa­ CANCEL TlMEfi(«C Yes, I use remote controls, mous woman’s reputation, when I can. They make my life No. Album Artist commented, “Congratu­ SPEED TV WW! CH SKIP AUTO easier, and an easy life allows 1. Songs O f Reverie And Ruin Ruin lations, sonny, that’s like # # % # ^ # me the time I need to devote to 2. The Singles Sun Ra shooting fish in a barrel.” TRACHWG-* my pursuit of a career as an 3. Untitled 7". Karp History was made. vsxo CASSefTt f«awoB» animated character on a popu­ 4. Elevator Madness Peter Jeffries However, like many widely lar Hispanic variety show. 5. Untitled?" Bantam Rooster used cliches, this one was met However, unquestioned 6. Transformer Skullflower with puzzlement, and required lS^'3nerson dependence on these remote 7. Songs For Owsiey Spearum explanation of the meaning. “controls” will in fact steadily 8. U ntitled/" The BoilsA/iolent Society Nonetheless, I was intrigued. relinquish all control over our 9. Earth Is A Lame Scene Lost Art Of Pupper Orchestra During the commercial environments and ourselves, 10. Lost/Free Bricks Eltro 11. Untitled 7“ break, I contemplated the pos­ instead granting mechaniza­ The Lucys 12. HaiHa sible ramifications of madly tion the duty of deciding our Zeni Geva 13. The Natural Bridge Silver Jews disrupting history with mis­ outcomes for us. W 14. Six Of My Favorite Turds Foom if/ placed comments. I, for one, live in fear of an 15. Horse Stories Dirty 3 I began to wonder if life as I existence in which my fate is sub­ 16. SchrelX Diamanda Calais know it would be maintained in Call it naivete, call it ject to nothing more than the 17. Box Set Galaxie 500 the slightest form. pompousness, I just wasn’t too culmination of a series of events 18. TheShaggs The Shaggs I don’t attribute much poten­ concerned with the impact of prescribed by a clapping of 19. Untitled 7“ Killdozer tial to most cliches. They seem to cliches on the course of history. hands. I know I am not alone in 20. Cold Lycia me to be verbal parsley on the Then, without warning, I was this fear, having heard the entrees of daily life, added for overwhelmed with anxiety, screams. decoration and breath freshen­ shortness of breath, profuse Take back control. ing, not intended for serious sweating and constriction of my By the way, my medication is consumption. I figured, then. chest muscles. The realization hit helping. Quickies Music AAAA tarist has got to be the closest to my Kula Shaker heart. You see, the guitarist's mother is Hayley Mills, childhood star of the Coming to the Triangle Area K Lii