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Volume 27 Wilfrid Laurier Number 22 University, Waterloo Thursday, March 5, 1987 Status of pill referendum obscured by majority question

By Catherine McCauley based on talking to the members and my personal interpretation. I Despite an apparently decisive just ran the election, I don't want to secret ballot at the last WLUSU get involved in this," Shannon said. board meeting, controversy still Yet following the March 1 meeting, brews over the correct majority of some people are still upset over the student voters needed to pass a possible contravention of the bylaws. referendum. The directors are split on this issue Last Sunday night, the directors between those who believe the board defeated a motion to recognize the of directors made an incorrect majority needed in referenda as 50% decision on Sunday by voting that plus one. The motion, made by the two-thirds majority should stand, Grad Director Shelley Potter and and those who believe that simple seconded by Business Director- majority (50% plus one) is correct. /President-elect Dave Bussiere, According to Potter, "the board is would have meant that the recent contravening their own constitution. referendum on a contraceptive ad- The Development Fund and dition to the health plan passed. Executive Development (November Potter and Bussiere previously 13, 1986 general meeting) were demanded documented proof that a passed at 50% plus one, they should two-thirds majority was required at not have passed the two-thirds. The the pill referendum. This figure is board of directors don't even have a not stated specifically in the WLUSU copy of the by-laws. They (directors) bylaws. Due to varying interpre- think it is a matter of interpretation. tations, conflict within WLUSU has When they read it as it stands it's a Cord photo by Debbie escalated between those favouring majority. Simple majority according Hurst

simple majority — 50 percent plus to Robert's Rule of Orders is 50% more reaches for the one — versus the implied two-thirds. plus one. The by-laws are the only The World's Largest Meccano Set? No, of course impressive each week as it (See related story, this page.) accountability that the students can it's the framework for the new Arts Centre, growing sky. At last it is beginning to look like a real building The pill referendum on February hold up to the board." 5 fell short of a two-thirds majority, "It would make a lot more sense as they did. The President and it was so clearly laid out in the by- defend them until the end. We have

only getting 52% of total votes — not to remedy the situation and go by Executive Vice-President both told laws. People were thinking 'pill' when the ability to change things. I'm a enough for the "yes" side to win. what the by-laws state. This is a the board how the by-laws worked they should have been thinking little disappointed that the vote went Chief Returning Officer (CRO) most serious offense," Potter added. and they (the board) still voted for 'by-laws.'" to secret ballot. They (board) Cathy Shannon assumed the two- In agreement with Potter, Arts two-thirds majority. If it had been According to Executive Vice- shouldn't be afraid to let their vote thirds majority was needed. "I inter- Director Tom Mcßride said, "I find it anything else (other than the pill) it President Andrew Reid, "I believe in be known." continued page 4 preted the two-thirds majority vote unacceptable that the board acted would have been reversed because admitting our mistakes, not to on Bylaw confusion leaves Board to decide

By Catherine McCauley forms of collecting money from "Dues" specifies that a level of needed from the general members referendum — 50% plus one. In this students, fees and dues. According confirmation would require two- (students) should also be two-thirds. case the pill referendum would have A number of references are cited to a memo sent out by WLUSU thirds support by the Board of This was the interpretion made by been passed. as lending to the confusion over President Brian Thompson, a due Directors. This same vote would Chief Returning Officer (CRO) At the September 21st board WLUSU'sbylaws concerning referen- would be levied in exchange for have to be confirmed at an Annual Cathy Shannon. meeting, the directors decided to da and majorities. specific services; for example in- General Meeting or General follow a precedent set in 1982 in Under section 129 of the volvement within a health plan. Meeting. Section 35 of bylaw four, entitled another health insurance referen- Corporations Act there are two Section 30 of by-law 4 entitled It is assumed that the majority 'Voting of Members,' states that "at dum, which used the two-thirds all meetings every question shall be majority. The 1982 referendum did decided by a majority of voters of not pass a two-thirds majority, but Sorbara announces OSAP revisions the members present in person or got almost 57%. By Erika Sajnovic allowances for students studying represented by proxy." The inter- If two-thirds is a correct inter- away from home from $99 to $106 a pretation of this by-law is that simple pretation, the pill should not have On February 26, Minister of week. majority is required to pass a been passed. Colleges and Universities Gregory A major boost was also given in Sorbara, announced substantial funding for the Ontario Work-Study increases to the Ontario Student Program of $700,000. 800 new Board discusses Assistance Program (OSAP). campus jobs for students who need "Today I announced a $25.2 financial assistance will be created million (17 percent) increase in the from the $1.5 million available. majority budget rules of the 1987-88 OSAP pro- Sorbara also stressed that more gram," wrote Sorbara in a letter to assistance to students from farm By Eric Beyer motion tabled to the Dean's Advisory Brian Thompson, President of families would be implimented. From Council (DAC), a student court of Wilfrid Laurier University Students' now on, since most times the farm Discussion about majorities and appeal which would deliberate on Union. families' assets reduce their chil- bylaws, and possible implications the question. One of important the most dren's eligibility for financial as- for the Pill referendum, was the Burchill's motion was passed. changes was a sharp 1 reduction in sistnace, the farm assets will count focus of the March WLUSU Board "Another decision we have failed the from meeting. financial contribution as one half ofthe family's net income. to make, thank-you very much ladies parents of students from low-income There was also an introduction of During Andrew Reid's as and gentlemen," Potter said after families. interest relief on loans for graduating report Executive Vice-President, the motion had been tabled to the Sorbara gave the example of a students who cannot find employ- debate arose over the clarity of the bylaws DAC. $30,000 income family who send ment or have low incomes. with respect to the two-thirds However, motion was their child to an out-of-town univer- Sorbara said OSAP extend Burchill's will majority presumably required sity and would therefore be eligible grant assistance to students to later rescinded when it was learned at- pass a referendum. for a $4000 grant of assistance, an tending degree-granting religious that the DAC's interpretation would increase of $990 or 33 percent. schools and approved creative arts Shelley Potter, GraduateDirector, be binding on appeals of this nature. Other improvements included: schools. Until now, these students introduced a motion to have the Business Director Gesa Wisch • said that Directors were made aware a new program for sole-support have only been eligible to loan as- bylaws interpreted in such a way of the DAC's ultimate authority parents, who willreceive a maximum sistance. that a majority constitutes 50 per- during grant assistance of $3500 a term, an An announcement was also made cent plus one vote. This would mean the five-minute recess pre- ceding the in-camera part increase of $1000. The increase will $1500. to now have students who attend that the "Yes" side of last February of the cover meeting. all educational costs including • an increase of 50 percent in post-secondary schools anywhere 6th's Pill referendum was successful, child care and lower the need for grant assistance for students at- in Canada eligible for provincial loan by capturing 52 per cent of the vote. During the "other business" part loans. tending approved, private post- assistance. of the meeting, Business Director • an Jeff Burchill, Vice-President: increase in the grantceilings secondary institutions, from $ 1000a Grant eligibility periods are still Josie Altobelli asked to reconsider for single, University Affairs introduced independent students of term to $1500. continued on page 4 31 another motion to have Potter's continued on page 4 percent, from $1150 per term to • an increase in [personal living THE CORD WEEKLY 2 THURSDAY, MARCH 5, 1987

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March 5,1987 RED CROSS BLOOD DONORCLINIC Volume 27, Number 22

Thursday, March 12th Editor-in-Chief Malt Johnston Come and give a part of yourself to NEWS Editor Erlka Sajnovic someone who needs you. Associate Eric Beyer It onlv takes a few minutes! Contributors Alex Greer Sandra Haley Debbie Hurst fl BLOOPGtVE BLOODGIVE BLOODGIVE BLOODGIVE BLCX Liz Jefferson Kevin Klein Catherine McCauley Kevin Montgomery William Penny Tim Wills Wine Appreciation Night FEATURES Tuesday, March 10 Coordinator Heather McAsh From 7:00-9:00 p.m. ENTERTAINMENT in Clara Conrad 24 Hour Lounge Editor Anne-Marie Tymec Contributors Elizabeth Galvin Martin Hollyer & ) Steve McLean Come out and learn about wine making wine tasting. Tim Racine Tony Van Noggeren Sponsored by BACCHUS SPORTS Editor Rob Furlong

x Contributors Brad Lyon T (e t Scott MacDonald Rob Mann F' Starkey Chris Matt Whitehead s+trefc C» Come and hear these DESIGN AND ASSEMBLY G* jp • i . iSCv-—^ Production Manager Corf Ferguson & s Assistants Heather Lemon guitarists and NancyWard Dave Systems Technician Chris Little Veckstead Copy Editors Doris Docs The place to be on Friday afternoons. Michael Wert See You In Wilf's Contributors Christine Foisy Steve Giustizia Steve Howard Marina Munro (mascot) Anna Muselius Greg Samuel Ron Shuttleworth Shannon Stafford Mike Wingert PHOTOGRAPHY Manager Vacant Technician .Andrea Cole Graphic Arts David Wllmerlng

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Sales Representatives Ted Jarvis David Mcintosh Zoitan Horcsok Production Crystal Parks National Advertising Campus Plus If you've seen this singer, songwriter, storyteller, and (416)481-7283 before, you GREAT! guitarist then know he's CIRCULATION AND FILING Come and see Mike at 8 p.m. in the TURRET Manager Stephan Deschenes sth. DON'T MISS WEDNESDAY, March HIM! Eight-month, 24-issue Cord Weekly subscription rates are: $17.00 for addresses within Canada and $20.00 outside the country. Co-op students may subscribe at WLUSU Goes to the Movies the rate of $7.00 per four-month work term. WLU STUDENT PUBLICATIONS BOARD OF DIRECTORS President David Wilmering Directors Craig Cass FRI. MAR. 6TH Sarah Hayward Tony Karg

The Cord welcomes all comments, criticisms and suggestions from its readers. Letters to the Editor must be typed, double-spaced and submitted by Monday noon the week of publication. All letters must bear the author's full name, telephoneand student number. Letters are subject to editing for length. The Cord reserves therig ht to withholdany submission orad vertising its staff considers racist, sexist, homophobic, libellous or in bad taste. The Cord offices are locatedon the 2nd floor of the Student Union Building at Wilfrid Laurier University. Telephone 884-2990 or 884-2991. The Cord Weekty is printed at Fairway Press, Kitchener The Cord Weekly is published weekly during the fall and winter academic terms. Editorial opinionsareapprovedby the editorial board and are independent of the University,WLUSU and Student Publications. The Cord isa member of the Canadian University Press news cooperative. Copyright ©1987 by WLU Student Publications, Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3C5. No part of this publication may be reproduced withoutpermission of the eaitor. Short Staff Meeting OTHERS 3.50 Friday, Mar. 6, 2:30 p.m. In CTB 4-205. NEXT WEEK: CULT NIGHT Followed by elections for 1987-88 Editor-in- Chief. Everyone welcome to attend. THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, MARCH 5,1987 3 NEWS Student Publications has new Board

By Erika Sajnovic The membership ratified David Wilmering, the only applicant for Wilfrid Laurier Student president. Publications (WLUSP) had their "I was happy that I was ratified," said Wilmering. Wilmering took over the position immediately following the meeting and will remain in office, along with the new board until April 30, 1988. The new board of directors of WLUSP are Craig Cass, Sarah Hay ward, and Tony Karg. There were five candidates run- ning for three positions on the board. The other two candidates were Stephan Deschenes and Dave Mcintosh. "I'm looking forward to working with all of them," said Wilmering. "It Cord photos by Debbie Hurst should be a successful year." Tony Karg Cass There was also a successful Sarah Hayward Craig motion to ratify Erika Sajnovic who was added to deter power blocs. Fred Taylor, Accounts Payable were moving well, and there should was hired as News Editor at the end Application deadlines for posi- Manager noted that the Editor-in- be no problems with the negotiation of January. tions, on the WLUSP previously 7 Chief of The Cord Weekly was not of next year's budget from WLUSU. Proxies for Student Publications days, has been changed to 24 hours required to be registered as a WLUSP produces The Cord, the David Wilmering general meeting will now count before the meeting. student during his/her term ofoffice. Keystone Yearbook, the Wall annual general meeting on February towards quorum provided 50 per- The by-law changes were also A motion to require the editor's Calender, the WLU-er and also has 27, which resulted in the election of cent of the membership are there in amended to recognize a WLUSU registration was defeated. functions such as Looton and a new president and board of dir- person. Also the stipulation that no board member as a member of Craig Cass, Treasurer, reported University Transparences and ectors for the corporation. one can carry more than two proxies WLUSP. that things within the corporation Typesetting. City says landlord's should have licences By landlords were Eric Beyer not complying with parking space for every two addi- space. house states that a family cannot the standards of the fire code. tional lodgers. If there is a family of Property regulations dictate that rent to more than three lodgers. Waterloo City Council approved "Our main purpose is that life three with two lodgers than one lodging house property must be a report by the Planning Director on safety requirements are there for parking space is sufficient. For every kept neat, tidy and safe. "This has Also, there cannot be more than February 9 which recommends the lodgers," Slomke said. A "strong two additional lodgers with a family not been a problem," Slomke said. four unrelated people in a lodging putting pressure on landlords to majority" of lodgers are students, he there must be one additional parking The bylaw regulating a lodging house. obtain licences for their lodging said. facilities. The Planning Director admitted it Tom Slomke's report states city would cost money for operators to staff are pleased that 148 lodging renovate their facilities to obtain a CECS provides summer jobs house operators in Waterloo have licence, but he also said running a By Kevin Montgomery summer position applied for a licence. However, the lodging house is a "business." should register early at the CECSto related to the student's course ofstudy or report also says about the same Mike George, a Fire Prevention get the best jobs, but be flexible in offering Jobs, jobs, jobs — summer jobs practical experience. number have not applied for a Officer at the Waterloo Fire the type of job and use all one's Experience '87 to specific. 4000 jobs in the provincial licence. Department, outlined the objective be Over the resources in seeking summer em- is government pro- "We have 150 applications, we're behind enforcing the fire code. "We Kitchener/Waterloo area will be ployment. gram which offersstudents a chance available to students this summer. to work in various provincial depart- pleased with those people," but just look at safety ... A lot of people of the jobs are seasonal," lot ments and agencies. there are more and we want them to get the idea we're trying to evict "Most "A of people are creative and The Ontario said Norma Dietrich, Supervisor of innovative Youth Employment Program apply for a licence," Slomke said. them — we're not." in their job search and pro- the Canada Employment Centre for vides a $1.25 wage Starting last October, 84 lodging Every level of a lodging house that really helps," said Dietrich. subsidy for Students (CECS) in Kitchener. qualified house operators were given fire code should have an electric smoke alarm, There are the usual government employers. "Construction, tourism, camps, and programs inspections and not one passed, he and a five-pound "ABC" fire extin- designed to aid student painting are always big said. However, landlords are given guisher. If people sleep in the base- summer employment available this summer. Students who want to register employment areas," said Dietrich. 90 days to comply to the fire code, ment,or the third floor, there should The Summer Employment with the Canada Employment She also expects manufacturing as well as parking and property be two exits. In sleeping areas the and Experience Development (SEED) Centre for Students can go to their retailing hire large regulations. walls and ceilings should be dry wall to continue to a federal program should provide 235 King St. E. location Monday to of students this year due to money Slomke said that it is breaking a (gypsum or plaster). Illuminated exit number for approximately 400 stu- Thursday 1:30-4:30 and Fridays the continuing boom bylaw not to apply for a lodging signs must be used in the basement, economic in dents in the K/W area. SEED 8:304:30. After April 8 the centre the area. house operator licence if one oper- second and third floors. K/W provides a 50% wage subsidy to will be open full-time Mondays- Dietrich said university students ates a rental unit which is classified For a lodging house parking employers who hire a student for a Fridays 8:30-5:00. as a lodging house. This bylaw was regulations are as follows: for five passed last year after there were unrelated people there must be one several fires. It was determined that parking spot, with an additional O.F.S. hears questions By Liz Jefferson initiatives such as the Premier's Council on Technology, because it reflects the government's interest in post- The University of Waterloo played host Monday to secondary system education. "Youth Asking Questions", a task force of the Ontario UW president Doug Wright, a member of the Federation of Students currently making a fifteen stop Premier's Council, said the government has demon- tour of the province's post-secondary education strated a new perspective, emphasizing the importance centres. of educational resources to develop human resources needed in the future. Canada has lost the edge in Open hearings are being held by to involve the OFS natural resources, and human resources are crucial communities as well as students, staff and faculty in "for Canada to compete and survive in a competitive discussions about the future of education. "The idea is world," said Wright. to get the community and the campus tell us their to He complimented OFS for raising awareness of the priorities," said OFS chair Matt Certosimo. issue, because "the government cannot respond until a Attendance at UW Campus was the Centre small, large number of people voice a concern." but Certosimo said the hearings to be a were intended Certosimo is happy about the publicity more academic process of information exchange. "The these government councils are giving the issue of educational of the is nature tour not to attract huge throngs of quality. However, he expressed about the placard-waving students," he said. concern emphasis on applying education tofuture jobs, reducing Speakers at the forum represented a variety of universities to career-training institutes for the private backgrounds including UW administration, students sector. "The Premier assured us this would not be the and staff, and the Kitchener-Waterloo community. case," he said. OFS especially wants to raise community awareness UW Vice-president: Academic Dr. Tom Brzustowski about the importance of post-secondary education. also stressed the need for minds capable of creative "We are trying to develop a community-based con- thinking in Canada's workplaces. "Universities will sensus, which will hopefully spread to a provincial hopefully move away from formal courses, towards level," said Certosimo. interdisciplinary studies" and programs which will Once the issues are being discussed province-wide, encourage and develop innovative thinking, he said. Certosimo is hoping the information gathered by the The information gathered during the Task Force Cord photo by Liz Jefferson Task Force will help to set the agenda in the next hearings will be encapsulated in a report which will be WLUSU shit-disturbers Shelley Potter and Dave Bussiere talk provincial election. He is optimistic about the involve- discussed by the OFS membership; it is slated for with OFS Chair Matt Certosimo at UW Monday. ment of university administrators in government release to the government in the spring. THE CORD WEEKLY 4 THURSDAY, MARCH 5, 1987 NEWS What is a majority anyway?

continued from page 1 should go to the DAC. It was no 50% plus one. They wanted to WLUSU Regarding the debate at Sunday's place (Sunday's meeting) to go back change the rules after the game. meeting, Potter said, "Jeff (Burchill, and change a decision that was They wanted the pill to pass so they Vice-President: University Affairs) already made. I don't deny that the used legalities as a vehicle to achieve Presents was obstructing the flow of infor- by-law is ambiguous; regardless, any this end." mation. He didn't want people to appeal must go to the DAC. A lot discuss the issue at the meeting. He that went on was out of order. The President Brian Thompson has tried to table the discussion." interpretation was already made." called an emergency board meeting "A decision was made by the Arts Director Bryan Leßlanc said for Wednesday night (yesterday) CRO," Burchill responded. "It is an he is upset "with the attitude of the and the bylaw issue could be added emotional issue for so many that it people who wanted to change it to to the agenda. Single parents receive money

continued from page 1 and the Liberal government, I must improvements tothe programreflect the government's only four years, or eight say that their record on OSAP has commitment to semesters. the policy Roughly 35 percent of 110,000 been very positive." of accessibility to post- secondary education. students in Ontario require financial Sorbara said that the changes and aid through OSAP. Of these, 61 percent are single and receive paren- tal assistance, 28 percent are inde- pendent and single, six percent are independent and married, and five percent are single parents. Matt Certosimo, Chair of the Ontario Federation of Students said, "This does not respond to students who switch programs, attend a community college for two years and then go to university, returning students, graduate students, and those students who wish to go into c professional programs such as law V V°* and medicine. These programs should not be exclusively for stu- dents of higher income families." Last January, OFS made a num- ber ofrecommendations to the govern- ment regarding OSAP. WANTED Certosimo said Sorbara has New "come through on about two-thirds Comedians of those recommendations, but stand-ups, sketch troupes, ventriloquists, some specifics were not addressed." magicians and even mimes Certosimo added, "No matter We're going to find the best - AND MAKE TIIEM A STAR! how much 1 criticize Mr. Sorbara What's written CASH FOR ii COLLEGE COSTS continued from page 1 the motion to table due to new Part-time opportunity to earn income for information. Discussion ensued and distributing unconditionally guaranteed low-cost the tabling motion was rescinded. superior quality product anxiously sought by Potter's motion was finally discussed virtually every woman on a daily basis. thoroughly at the board level, but Help yourself by helping your fellow co-eds save was defeated in a secret ballot. hundreds of dollars for years to come. After the meeting Potter did not No quotas. No inventory to purchase. Information concede defeat. "I think we should Kit provides details of our company, the product, our simply go by the bylaws. A contra- marketing system and compensation. Write for a vention of the bylaws is occurring... free copy with no obligation to Gyldan Retail You have four main people on the Promotions Inc., Box 818, Streetsville, Ontario Board, President Thompson, The feature guest is Yuk Yuk's LSM 2C4. Executive Vice-President Reid, President-elect Dave Bussiere, and "Wayne Tremills", and the Executive Vice-President-elect Tom [GyTflan I Mcßride, who believe 'majority'isso celebrity judge is George percent plus one," Potter said. Burchill said he believes that the Michaels from CHYM Radio. pill option on the health plan is a fee increase, which would entail a two- thirds majority in the referendum. The show starts at 8 p.m. sharp(!) and will present you FLOWERS with the best amateur comedy FOR EVERY acts ever! ADVER- OCCASTON c Corsages Boutonnieres Don't miss it. The Turret is the Balloon Arrangements place to be Christmas /r^T7 on March 7th. Anniversaries d&QL Birthdays TISING Get Well (Guests $1.00) AND MUCH MORE

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By Michael Wert and toremind people that they have the right to stand up for what they A pro cruise-missile supporter believe in. failed to daunt anti-cruise demon- Jenkins was not opposed to the strators at a Waterloo Town Square demonstration in principle. "I think rally on February 24. it's great to see you people out for Cambridge native John Jenkins, what you believe," he told the a firm Reagan and Cruise-missile- demonstrators. "I think there should testing supporter was quieted by K- be more people here over the age of W police when he challenged the eighteen," said Jenkins. He said authorized rally. About 35 anti- police asked him to refrain from cruise demonstrators were circling competing with the anti-cruise outside of a K-Mart department demonstrators for fear ofinstigating store, carrying placards, shouting: a riot. "It's like putting on the gloves "They say Star Wars we refuse, and throwing the first punch. Ronald send our leaders on a cruise" when Reagan won't do it and neither will Jenkins countered them. I," Jenkins Said. "What do you want? Peace. How Passers-by were both critical and do you get it? Cruise," shouted supportive of the demonstration said Jenkins. Jenkins complied with the Had Ranelan, an ACT member, police request, and then began who sold peace and disarmament debating with some of the demon- buttons during the demonstration. strators who came over to talk with John Hajnol, a passer by, was in him. Jenkins cited the United States' favour of the demonstration; he bombing attack on Libya as an claimed world-wide climate changes example of terrorist deterrence. "He were due to the Chernobyl disaster (Reagan) walked in when Khadafy last year in the Soviet Union. Del threatened us and he kicked Walters, who came upon the demon- Khadafy's ass," said Jenkins. stration from exiting the mall said: "1 Wilfrid Laurier University Peace think they're damn brave; we don't Chapter member, Doug Hohener, need nuclear arms." was bothered by the presence of the "ignorant" Jenkins. "If he didn't read The K-W demonstration was the things like the Enquirer and the Sun first of a series of demonstrations he would know what's going on; and coinciding with renewed cruise- by then he'd be demonstrating against missile test flights in Alberta (see Cord photo Mike Wert the cruise." accompanying article). Anti-cruise protesters at Waterloo Town Square composed mainly of high school students, were Peter Cizek, spokesperson for The resulting success of Tues- February 24 were countered by a pro-Reagan protesting the testing of American cruise the Against Cruise Testing (ACT) day's test caused Canada to extend cruise missile supporter. The demonstrators, missiles over northern Canada. Disarmament Coalition in K-W, was its agreement allowing missile tests pleased with the demonstration. over Canada for the next five years. from Toronto and Kitchener- ACT For Disarmament is a non- try's involvement in the arms race. Cizek said the purpose of the In accordance with the ACT group, Waterloo. The bulk of the demon- aligned coalition of activist groups As part of its mandate, ACT criti- demonstration was to put the cruise the demonstrators were composed strators were from local high school and individuals dedicated to mobil- cizes the militaristic policies of both missile issue "back on the agenda," of other peace and interest groups groups. izing Canadians against their coun- superpowersand their military blocs. US Cruise in Canada Security gets By Sandra Haley of the German V-l buzz bombers of the Second World War, is propelled by a subsonic unmanned jet and is To the disappointment of some and the satisfaction designed to fly low to the ground (about 170 metres) to of others, cruise missiles again are in the process of avoid radar detection. It can carry a warhead that is ten student help being tested in Canada. The first test occurred on times more powerful than the bomb dropped on February and the second will be held before March Hiroshima in 1945. For the Canadian tests it is unarmed. By Hurst 24 Debbie campus security and Prince, the 31. The purpose of the tests is to measure how well the thief or thieves must have known The test, seventh in a series, was the first this ypar onboard computers guide the missiles to their targets. 12:30a.m.-trespassers escorted its the location of the T.V. and following two unsuccessful attempts last year. Canada is being used as a testing ground because of its off the campus accessibility. The missile was launched from a United States B-52 similarities in temperature and terrain to the Soviet 12:50 a.m.-probable theft easy for anyone Prince said it is bomber over the Beaufort Sea and followed its usual Union. 1:15 by six building undetected a.m.-mischief caused to enter the corridor down the Mackenzie River, across north- Reactions to the tests are mixed. Proponents of the 16 year old males. women the building because the in eastern British to its target at the Primrose tests say it is a NATO responsibility, therefore Canada 1:40a.m.-thief discovered on the Columbia constantly allow strangers to enter Lake Weapons Evaluation Range near Edmonton. should be willing to assist. Arguably, another good south side of MacDonald house or the building behind them buzz Accompanying the missile were six Canadian CF-18 reason for Canada to assist is because it is situated This is data taken from the be easily fol- in guests who can Hornet fighters, two U.S Air Force F-16's and two under the bomber routes of the U.S and Soviet Union. campus security log book on lowed in. F-4's. All the jets practiced intercept maneuvers with Their arguments claim the risk is no greater than that of Friday 27. These incidents are what else can "I don't know I the missile. a possible lightening strike. typical of a night on WLU campus are do," said Prince. Residents Following the successful test, Ottawa announced Protestors claim that involvement in cruise missile during the later part of the week. constantly about theft and warned that the five-year testing agreement with the U.S will be testing destabilizes the nuclear balance and increases university scene can be can only be entered "The the building renewed. The agreement indicates that either country the likelihood of nuclear war. It not only constitutes compared to any downtown door. Clara through the front can withdraw after giving a twelve month notice. The participation by the Canadian government in the scene," said Laurier's veteran a worse security Conrad is far original agreement expires February, 1988. escalation of the arms race but also weakens national Director of Security John Baal. problem because it has several The cruise missile controversy began in 1984 when sovereignty, and endangers the lives of people in During the day the bulk of the it easy hide entrances and is to the first tests began. The missile, which isa descendant northern Canada. calls deal with traffic problems, within the building itself because of parking and ticketing. At night the extensive wings, she said. vandalism and liquor offenses be- Baal said security does not come a problem. internally patrol the residences Marxism vs Christianity Last Friday night three distur- not because "the students are of one another as well as reported, by By Tim Wills the within the realm of the comprehen- bances were caused living in a prison". audience. drunken students from the sible. On Wednesday March 11 7:30 Dr. John Redekop, a Wilfrid Co-sponsors WLUSU and Laurier Universities of Waterloo and < He added the security officers at Laurier Political scientist, will debate Western Ontario. In fact, says depend strongly on the campus p.m. in the main auditorium of the complex, respected with Dr. Marvin Glass, a Carleton Baal, quite a few of the incidences population to inform them of athletic two men Philosophy professor, on the topic which occur on campus are not wrongdoings. "Werely on students of: "Marxism or Christianity — caused by WLU students. The to recognise and report problems. Which is more valid?" problems stem mostly from the The security guards really apprec- Dr. Glass is one of the foremost Turret, but the fact that the univer- iate all the help they can get," said Canadian Marxists — he is an active sity space private Baal. rents out to member of the Communist Party of parties also leads some on- WLU security officers also re- to Canada and has run five times for campus-disturbances. spond to calls for medical assis- political office, both federally tance, thefts, and disturbances. In and Small thefts are also becoming a provincially. problem on-campus. addition the security force is re- On February 13, a television set sponsible for giving people access Dr. Redekop is one of Laurier's was stolen from the Bouckaert to buildings, patrolling and securing best-known Political Science pro- residence. The T.V. disappeared the campus and the special care fessors and an evangelical Christian. sometime between 10:00 p.m. given to visiting guests. These two met last January at Friday, and 12:00 p.m. of the The security staff consists of Dr. Marvin Glass Carleton. In front of a packed house, Dr. John Redekop following day when the robbery seven security members. At any they animatedly outlined and de- was discovered by head one time there are at least two in the university community will fended their belief systems. Both Christian Fellowship are hoping for resident a lively Anne Prince. According to both guards on duty. present their respective beliefs and men are extremely articulate and forum with a lot of student open themselves up to the scrutiny skilled debaters, always remaining particioation. THE CORD WEEKLY 6 THURSDAY, MARCH 5, 1987

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WLUSU disregards rules

How important is it to play by the rules? For the majority of this year's WLUSU Board of Directors, the rules are of secondary importance to their own ideas about right and wrong, fair and foul, and the best way to do things. Here's the unpleasant scenario: □ As ex-Executive Vice-President Ross Legault reports on the health plan negotiations last September, he takes it upon himself to note that the referendum vote requires a two-thirds majority to pass. □ The proposed Health Plan does not include an oral contraceptive option, and passes with a whopping 82%. □ Some board members feel the issue of oral contraceptives has been inadequately presented to the student body, and push to have the issue brought up again in a winter referendum. □ The Chief Returning Officer, acting on the advice of some Vice-Presidents, specifies shortly before the February 5 election that a two-thirds majority is required to pass the referendum. □ The option to include the pill passes by a 52% majority but is rejected. Section 35 of WLUSU bylaw 4, entitled "Voting of Members" states: "At all meetings of members, every question shall be decided by a majority of esent in person or represented by proxy unless otherwise required by the by-laws of the Corporation or by law." According to law, a majority is more than 50%, or 50% plus U.S. report addresses education one. Of a total of 1,456 members who voted in the last referendum, 763 (52%) voted in favour of the pill. Regardless of The recently-released "College: the Undergraduate the margin of victory, this indeed a majority. Experience in America", also known as the Carnegie is News Students voted in favour of the pill referendum. That the Report, is an enormous document, several years in the Comment board determined a different definition of majority is irrelevent; making, that presents a massive indictment of what By the opportunity exists to correct the mistake, rather than to passes for University education today. Its major thesis: Tom York stubbornly stand by a questionable precedent. students are not getting a coherent educational At Sunday's BOD meeting, those Board members who voted experience. to let the decision remain defeated due to the lack of a two- The report outlines eight points of tension, from • Students should be trained to spend as much time in thirds majority, upheld their interpretation of the corporation's inadequate high-school preparation for college, to a the library as in class. bylaws upon the referendum's outcome. lack ofconnection between the campus and the world. • Faculty should encourage student participation in Some argued that the precedent set in 1982 should stand. If Between these two failure-points, itcriticizes university campus cultural events, and should themselves the precedent was incorrect though, it should not. In other curriculum, faculty priorities, the quality of campus life participate. instances such as The Development Fund increase in and government, and the lack of any overall evaluation • Teaching should have priority over research (for December 1983, a fee increase was passed without a two-thirds ofa student's achievement. Faculty blame studentsfor faculty) majority. passivity, it charges; while students are primarily • Intercollegiate sports should serve the students,not How can a clearly stated rule apply at some times but not at concerned with passing tests, tests which have little the University. others? This inconsistency implies that the BOD makes rules relation to higher education. The mission of higher • Student assessment of teachers should have some but doesn't stick to them if it is inconvenient. education has been lost to the demands of the market- effect on faculty renewal (and, presumably, removal). The first Cord editorial about this year's WLUSU Board place, and no one knows what of how much is being • Students should have more say in campus decision- dealt with their disregard for the rules and apparently casual learned. Never, concludes the Carnegie Report, has making, more representation in the senate which approach to bylaws. Back in September, that attitude within the quality and relevance of University education been defines academic goals. the BOD could be passed off as ignorance. This far into the lower than it is today. • A senior thesis, drawing on historical, social, and year, with next year's board already elected, such carelessness I've often heard people say that the only way to get a ethical perspective of the major, should be presented in could more properly be termed arrogance, or even "liberal education" is to enroll at a small college—such a senior seminar, or a more public forum. incompetence. as WLU—then do graduate work at a large university, • Students should prepare a portfolio of their In any other corporation, disregard for the bylaws, the only such as University of Toronto. But even WLU, due to engagement as campus citizens, and all students regulations guaranteeing the rights of students to a fairly its strong denominational background, can be faulted should complete a volunteer service project. controlled governing body, would be grounds for impeachment on a lack of connection between what it offers and what • 100 hours of voluntary service should be an of the entire Board of Directors. the marketplace requires. The central overall co- admissions requirement. Perhaps the entire board is not guilty, but the majority herence in the educational experience offered to • Residential life should be improved, with closer damns the rest. Frankly, the majority does not realize that their students. And this is not a flaw that can be solved with contact between administrators and residents. callousness towards students is a breach of trust so severe, better funding. More funding simply means more of the Probably the most far-reaching recommendation is they should justify the contradictions of the last month, or step same. As it now stands, the various faculties of WLU, the one that seems a throw-back to the fifties: an down. and the professors in them, are like Stephen Leacock's "integrated core" should introduce essential know- young man, who "jumped on his horse and rode off in ledge, inter-disciplinary connections, and applications every direction." to life beyond university. But the areas this "core Thumbnail Editorial The Carnegie Report makes fourteen major recom- curriculum" embraces are different from their fifties' mendations toward improving the undergraduate counterparts; such things as "social web," "ecology," experience. Some of these are very specific, like a "living past," and "identity/meaning" were not part of short-term credit course on the University and how it university curricula a generation ago. KITCHENER TRANSIT, for a recent decision to operates; others are verybroad, such as the University In its analysis of University education today, the reject dollar bills in its fare boxes. Sure, the paper should identify its intellectual and social goals. The Carnegie Report defends the student and indicts the money screws up the automated coin-counting recommendations that relate to student life and administration much as the Berger Report defended machines, but each dollarrepresents a 10cent gift classroom quality are these: the Eskimo and indicted the Government some years to the company. Adding the fact that a$1 Canadian • Intellectual engagement should replace note-taking ago. Everyone concerned with University education coin will soon be available, and the $.90 fare and tests. ' should read it, and not only read it, but heed it! requires a minimum of five coins that most variety stores won't make change for, and it's easy to conclude that Kitchener Transit jumped the gun Minority governmentworks for us on this one. What's that? You can't figure out what's going on at Queen's Park? And what's more, you don't care? Well, News Comment By apathy is usually the right attitude to have; anything Editorial opinions are approved by the Cord Editorial Board onbehalf of Cord staff Lewis Spencer and are independent of the University, the Students' Union and the Student really important is normally taken care of by Brian and Publications Board. the boys in Ottawa. workable government in a minority situation. There ate EDITORIAL BOARD In this case, however, we should be paying attention presently 51 Conservatives, 51 Liberals, and 23 New to provincial politics because under provincial juris- Democrats. So when the Accord runs out David Matt Johnston. Editor-in-Chief Erika Sajnovtc, News Editor diction comes...education. Every student should Peterson gain for Eric Beyer, Associate News Editor Anne-Marie Tymec, Entertainment Editor Laurier is hoping to a majority government Robert Furlong, Sports Editor Cori Ferguson, Production Manager be at least partially concerned with education. the Liberals. It would be the first one in at least 44 years. Okay, so, now you want to know what's going on All three parties Weekly Is published during the fall academic terms. Offices have been getting their election The Cord and winter with Larry and Bob? No? you anyway. are located on the second floor of the Student Union Building at Wilfrid Laurler David, 11l tell An machinery in gear. The Liberals have set 39 riding University, 75 University Ave. W„ Waterloo. (519) 884-2990. The Cord is a member of election is coming. It may come as early as June when nominations for this week. Canadian University Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. the two-year Liberal-N.D.P. Accord runs out. Copyright ©1987, WIU Student Publications. No part of the Cord may be Still not terribly interested? Well what if I told you reproduced without the permission of the Editor. The Accord has guaranteed, more or less, N.D.P. that the results of the election will affect your tuition support for the Liberals in the House allowing a THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, MARCH 5,1987 7 COMMENT Potter: Board is in violation of its bylaws Question

This is a letter to inform the student only to students who purchased the body that the WLUSU Board of Directors Letters medium and heavy meal plans. This is acting in direct contravention of their allows a meal card holder with excess bylaws. to the dollars to transfer money to another Bylaw 4, subsection 35 states that at meal holder's account for an amount of the Week meetings ofmembers every question agreed upon by the two students in- "all Editor By Wilmering shall be decided by a majority of votes of volved. This transaction must be accom- Andrea Cole and Dave A majority is definedby panied by a $5 administrative fee, which the members..." must double- the Canadian Law Dictionary and by All letters be must be paid in cash. The maximum Robert's Rules ofOrder (which WLUSU spaced and include a student amount which may be transferred from uses) as a simple majority. number and telephone any account is the difference between If you could create any new course for pre-registration this The referendum concerning the add- number. Deadline for letters your original balance and $1,360, the year, what would it be? ition oforal contraceptives to the existing is Monday at noon on the minimum commitment. health plan was approved by 52% of the week of publication. All students are still required to fulfill members (that is you — the students). the minimum non-refundable portion of Yet on Sunday, when this issue of -develop the ability to gracefully accept $1,360. majority was brought to the board, the direction while supplying it as well Once again, thank you for your time refused to acknowledge this add- -not to overdose on free food and and interest. board meetings ition to the health plan as having been refreshments at orfall asleep in duly voted on and passed. In doing so, the chair. Dave Slessor, the members of the Board who defeated At this point, you will have realized Food Services Committee Chairman this motion to accept oral contraceptives that I am a candidate in the elections. If you wondering why I did submit Cow-tipping 101. as part of the health plan have acted in are not a direct contravention of the WLUSU formal platform, there are two reasons. Grenier assesses bylaws. It is a very serious matter when a Firstly, I thought that the letter column is Pat O'Keeffe, board chooses to ignore its own bylaws: more popular than an election supple- election loss 4th Year Wilfs very simply, it is grounds for impeach- ment. Secondly, and more importantly, ment. as a late edition to the elections, I missed It is my turn to join the chorus of post- the deadline for submissions. election commentary. This letter has two Shelley Potter Finally I would like to state my main distinct parts. You have been forewarned. WLUSU Graduate Director goal in this election, and that goal is to Let me start with some comments on spark student interest in the senate, and my own campaign. I ran. I was not to highlight some of the problems of the elected. However, it was interesting, I Giilck outlines Senate. On election day, I extend a must admit. In between resisting recruit- challenge to you; prove to me that the ment attempts by the OSMP and check- senator qualities turnout for last month's elections was ing to see if any of my posters are still up. not a fluke. it was a contribution to student political As you may know, the Senate elections process. are close at hand. At this time, I have a Shaun Giilck One thing impressed me in this cam- few things to say about the Senate and paign, however. With three of eleven the candidates. (Editor's note: Shaun Giilck's letter was candidates for Business Director being Table-dancing edited considerably/or reasons of space.) 101. Throughout the election campaign, Honours Economicsstudents, candidates Mike Bloom and Lori you will be aware of the candidates doing finally acknowledge the existence of this two things; singing their own praises and Torque Room open small but vital component of the School Sutej, making outlandish promises. As an alter- of Business and Economics. To me, this Pre-Law and 3rd Year native to this traditional approach, I Saturday, points was a development worth the time and Psychology would instead like to discuss what I view effort of an electoral loss. as the necessary personality traits and are transferable I'd like to extend my appreciation to qualities of a useful student senator, my classmates of Second Year Econ- -a student senator must possess the At this time I would like to thank all omics for their support and encour- capacity to be assertive without being staff and students who attended the agement as well astolerating my behavior offensive February 11th Open Forum. Your ideas during that campaign. A very special -the ability to be respectful withoutbeing and criticisms were appreciated and have thanks to my agent, David Vanden- intimidated. The other Senators do been considered very seriously in ass- bussche, who had to endure a very trying deserve respect; they do not merit essing changes which will be made in the evening during the election. subservience. Meal Plan System. Don't worry about me. An electoral -a student senator must be aware that This letter is a follow-up of that meeting loss is not death. I may resurface, but as he/she is a representative of the student to explain what has been done since that what, no one, not even I, knows. body. time. I could not end without commenting -the necessity for the senator to remain A meeting held on February 26th with on the new Business and Economics in touch with the students the administration produced several Directors. All in all, it is a quality group Drug experimentation 100. -be aware of what the senate can and temporary solutions to the problem of with a varied mix of backgrounds and cannot accomplish excess residual dollars with individual interests. To the six"Bizecs", I hope you -be a pragmatist without losing a measure accounts. Beginning this Saturday, learn to work as a group early on and Tim Racine, of idealism March 7, the Torque Room will be open effectively to make WLU a better place Philosophy -encourage debate and differing view- between 11 a.m and 1 p.m to serve a to be next year. You are the people's points in order to maintainan open mind buffet lunch of cold meats, soups, as well choice. Go ahead and make us proud. and a fresh perspective as the regular selection of packaged -be active, both in discussions in the foods sold in the Torque Room. Serge Grenier senate meetings, and in communicating Also approved at this meeting was the with the student body temporary implementation of a plan to (Editor's Note: The remainder of Serge -develop lines of communication allow the transfer of funds from one Grenier's letter has been withheld until -not become complacent and lazy student to another. This option is open next week due to lack of space.)

So Liberal right? Wrong! But they've done a good job Minority/ Continued from page 6 you say? Took care of the doctors, and helped build and standard ofeducation? Ah, I thought that might get Laurier a nice, new Arts Centre, right? Well that's true, your attention, especially the part about tuition. but it was done partly at the prodding ofthe N.D.F. and Inter-course In this election, students will have a chance to partly in the hopes they would be rewarded with votes influence the vote at home, in their constituency,rather later. Larry and Curly, than away at school. As you are slaving away at There are no guarantees that a Liberal majority 4th Year Drugs meaningful summer employment you will have a chance would see the need to continue funding a small, special to influence those that will decide about education in interest group. (Read: students). Tuition won't necess- Ontario. Take it! arily stay down with a iberal majority in power. Beg your pardon? You're not certain who to vote for So N.D.P. right? Give me a break. If Bob Rae gets in, in this heady world of provincial cut and thrust? Let me suddenly money will be appropriated from universities help. First of all don't vote for the candidate. Unless to universal daycare and pay equity plans, etc. All your riding has one of the three leaders in it you can worthwhile plans, but I would rather have my tuition forget about any benefits because you supported the stay low. individual, so vote for the party. The answer, therefore, is to vote the same way you Which party? Good question. If the Conservatives did last time. Keep the system that's benefitting somehow, by sheer divine intervention, regain power, universities and students in place. If you didn't vote last then aid to the post-secondary educational institutions time, and you want to vote this time, find four friends, Underwater basket- will be diminished. Translation: Tuition goes up. Don't have two of them vote P.C., two Liberal, and you vote weaving. vote F.C. New Democrat. Let's all do our part to keep tuition low. Carol Lediett, WLULA By Ron Shuttleworth 3rd Year Business

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Student senator elections to be held

Senatorial candidates were to 9 p.m. Students may vote for tation. must be willing to speak out for by taking a balanced perspective offered the opportunity to submit up to five of the following The function of the Senate is student concerns, because if we to each meeting. For strong, for publication a platform not to candidates: to create, and regulate the do not — who will? dedicated representation on the exceed 200 words addressing Doug Earle University's academic policies. Senate, vote to elect Scott issues such as personal Kevin Foley Included in this role is the Scott Piatkowski Piatkowski. qualifications and the major responsability Shawn Giilck to make decisions I have chosen activities of Student Senators. concerning to run for the Leah Humphrey Academic position of Student Senator Senate elections will be held in of Honour and for Murray Jose requirements several reasons. Foremost Mark Wendling the Concourse on Monday, General programs, and Rick Laferriere among these desire March 9 from 9:30 a.m. to 4:30 Bryan submissions by Faculty Councils is my to While listening to the recent Leblanc correct what I see as a tradition p.m., and from Monday to from each respective School. statistics on theradio I felt proud Scott Piatkowski of poor communication between Thursday, March 12 from 6 p.m. The Senate is often hidden from to be a student at Wilfrid Laurier Mark Wendling the student members of the students attention, but its University. These statistics tell impacts great. Senate and WLUSU. Because us that our University is the only on students is of my position Within this body, on WLUSU Board one in Canada that has had new progression requirements, I Student of would be the ideal Doug Earle Senators act to represent the Directors, I consistant increases in the have tried to survey your person to overcome this number of applicants in the last concerns and passed interest and perspective of all problem. Wilfrid Laurier University is a them on to they 12 years. This pride makes me Senate. students; whether are Arts, In addition, very small campus that prides or Fart-time. To better I would bring to want to have an active part in As a re-elected Student Business the Senate itself on its size, quality of represent the Students of a multitude of assuring that our excellent Senator I would continue my different perspectives. education, but most of all, the Laurier, a more vocal and visible My wide standards do not decline. sense of tight knit community. work with the preparation for Student Senate background of academic, It has come to my attention the influx of four year High Executive is Campus WLUSU meets the students needed. To do this I advocate: Club, Student that the role of senator has come needs outside of the classsroom. School graduates and begin Publications, political and to be viewed as a very relaxed The Senate exists to meet the work on increasing the number i) keeping students informed on employment experiences would position. This is reflected in the needs of the university where of courses offered during the issues that will be coming before allow me to make reasoned and high absenteeism. If elected 1 will academics and policy are summer and defending the the Senate, so that they can more importantly, representative try to assure that the student concerned. Student Senators standard of education which develop opinions before an issue decisions. population has a voice in the function to protect the student allows our grads to have a degree is decided, not after. At one notorious Senate University's academic interests in such matters as worth something in the ii) publishing periodic news meeting last term a decision was proceedings. This can be petitioning and examination workforce. letters outlining the decisions of made that will require students achieved only through the policy. To conclude, re-elect Doug the Senate. to attend classes on a Saturday dedicated consistant parti- During my term as Student Earle as Student Senator and I iii) up-dating the Senate display next fall. Only one of the Student cipation which I aspire to. Senator, I have made every will continue to represent you at in the Torque Room (at the very Senators attended this meeting. As I am entering my third year attempt to represent your views Senate so that everyone at WLU least). This incident is an example of a at Laurier I will be bringing with at the Senate and committee can benefit iv) making Student Senators lack of sufficient dedication by me, not only my sincere desire levels. On such issues as the more accessable to Part-time certain individuals. I assure you to assist in the senate but two splitting of convocation, Rick Laferriere students so that they can voice that, should I be elected to the years of University experience. implementation of the honours A vote in the Senate election their special concerns. Senate, there will be no such So on election day a vote for B.A. Review and the is a vote for Student represen- deriliction of duty on my part. Mark Wendling will be your vote Guidelines Above feel that all, I a Senator If elected, I will represent you for student voice on the senate. NEWS Black goes to Zimbabwe Hockin and finance at WLU By Alex Greer United By William Penny States and European econ- brokers and insurance companies) omies in terms of growth and job to act in different capacities. Hockin Federal Minister of for The State creation." also noted the need for government World University Service of Canada (WUSC) has chosen a Finance, MP for London-West and Laurier student Reform of financial institution laws regulation because they "are playing to attend their six-week seminar in Zimbabwe during former university lecturer July and August. Tom is a major priority for Hockin's with your money." Hockin praised the latest federal portfolio. Hockin David Black, presently studying English and Anthropology, will visit described this The Harvard-educated Hockin is budget before a small student sector of the small country in southern Africa to participate in development the economy as a "big job optimistic about the future of the audience last Friday. creator" projects, research, travel, university liaison with Zimbabwean students, employing 200,000 U.S.-Canada free trade talks. "The "Slender budget, low calorie ... no and various other Canadians. The proposed changes Americans do mean and cultural and leisure events. bells or whistles," business One of Canadians was Hockin's would allow greater freedom for are serious ...your generation is 30 scheduled to make the trip, Black will have an description of Finance Minister opportunity to apply some of the knowledge he has acquired different designated institutions going to have a tremendous oppor- over four Michael Wilson's new budget. He (banks, years of study. trust companies, stock tunity." added that the government has been "I have always searched a way for of meaningfully integrating both my making good on its promise for fiscal studies in English and Anthropology particular and feel this program responsibility. "Public debt charges (WUSC) will give me an opportunity to accomplish this," said Black. will only grow 2.8 per cent per year WLUSU needs more "The field work I hope to conduct will lead to content analysis of the instead of 14 per cent in recent written material I accumulate and in this way I hope to draw my years," he said. applicants conclusions," said Black. for positions He attributed Canada's recent Black's particular area of concentration will involve an examination of economic growth to Wilson's leader- By Erika Sajnovic for Zimbabwe's culture as it has developed since the 1979-80revolution nominations. that ship. "Mr. Wilson has an rocked the land. done Vice-President of Marketing had outstanding job for Canada," said Three positions within one applicant, Previously known as 'Rhodesia', Zimbabwe has experienced radical Wilfrid Donna Krakovsky, Hockin. "The (economic) resur- Laurier University Students' Union whereas changes in its role as a major African nation. Vice-President of Student gence in Ontario has little to do with were open to the this past had Berry "I propose to speak to representatives of post-secondary students Activities two, Vrbanovic Zimbabwe's the (Peterson) government in week. and Jody education system, media and government in order to learn about their Wilson. Ontario but with Mr. Wilson's 18 The appointed positions of Vice- The Search Committee interviews respective roles in supporting the present level of political awareness," hours." President ofFinance, said Black. Vice-President will be held on March 9 and 10. Hockin outlined some of the of Marketing and Black is especially interested in the effects revolution had on the Vice-President of federal government's economic Student Activities were open to all Applications for the of generation responsible for supplying national leadership in the coming position policy goals. "We want to create a students of WLU until decades. Feb 27. Vice-President of Finance are avail- better environment for investing and No one applied for the position of able on "I would like to study the success of this generation since its return to the 2nd floor of the Student planning," he said. Public service is Vice-President ofFinance and there- Union Building in the WLUSU formal education following the wars," said Black. being made "leaner and effi- fore, the position Black had more will remain open offices. particular reasons for choosing such an involved topic for cient", crown corporations "which imagination examination. He desires to understand the political of his donot serve any public policy goals" own generation in Canada and believes that the study of a unique and are being sold off, and the burden of emergent consciousness, such as Zimbabwe's, will enable him to do this. energy taxes and regulations are "The more I learn in Zimbabwe, the better I will be able to provoke, being reduced. inform and activate such an imagination in my own peers," said Black. He said the results of this policy is The eclectic character ofthe seminar excites Black and he is confident "a seventy per cent increase in that an opportunity to work with students and faculty who are drawn foreign investment, reduced interest together for the same goal will enhance his knowledge and desire to rates, and the creation of 677,000 learn. new jobs ofwhich three quarters are Meeting with others in inter-disciplinary studies and exercising his own permanent." Hockin added that social conscience in a distinctly different culture are his most pressing interest and mortgage rates are at a objectives. Black hopes seminar will only supplement his the not significant low, inflation is down, and education but and offer new ideas for his own future endeavours; inspire housing starts are at an eight year possibly even a longer commitment overseas. high. "We have out-performed.the, THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, MARCH 5,1987 9 ENTERTAINMENT Penguin Lust at the Turret

The Penguins grabbed the While the problem was being cor- audience's attention from the first rected, the Penguins entertained the beats of Rough Rider by The English crowd with an improvised musical Beat and captivated everyone interlude that kept up the pace of through to the final strains ofBrother the set. John, their last encore. One of the evening's high points Hawaii 5-0, a tune by the Ventures, was the Bedrock Twitch/Flintstone Cord photo by Cori Ferguson showcased the individual talents of Theme Song medley. The sheer the band and brought the crowd to energy and playfulness of the band Everyone was bopping at the Turret last Wednesday night the dance floor. Peter King's dis- members was evident and the song Cord photo by Kirk Nielson including the Hopping Penguins'front man Bruce Vickery pictured torted bass solo added flair, while met with roaring approval. Vickery Pictured above in a quieter above, and bassist Peter King in the background. Steve guitar Mihaly's biting spiced bounced around throughout the moment, Vickery does what the the song up. Drummer Gary songs and his infectious grin added Penguins do best; perform. By Cori Ferguson porates the Carribean feel with the Edwards' solo was tight and well to the lighthearted air of the evening. elements ofFunk, R & B, and Rock executed. Lead singer/percussionist As the show drew to a close, the does not tour with the band, is 'Bop Till You Drop' was the order and Roll," explained the group's Bruce Vickery's bongo solo was a music kept getting better. Lip Up guitarist Mark Glover. Glover is of the evening, as the Hopping front man Bruce Vickery. They highlight. Fatty by Bad Manners flowed into currently working on his PhD in Bio- Penguins poured every ounce of played covers of various artists, Singer/sax player Andreu Lordly Elvis' classic Suspicious Minds which Chemistry at the University of energy they had into an excellent including The English Beat (whom alternated vocal duties with Vickery quickly reverted back to Lip Up Toronto and only plays at hometown show on February 25th at the Turret. j they favoured heavily), Bob Marley on the song Can't Get Used To Fatty. The transitions were tightand shows. The members range in age The band gave it their all, and their and the Waiters, The Specials, and Losing You, another Beat tune, and the vocals were extremely accurate from 23-29. special brand of "Jump Music" was ; Bad Manners. The three sets were the combination was riveting. Both in both songs. The Penguins have three basic well received. peppered with original material, men have strong voices and the The Penguins wrapped up the last goals: "to develop and record origi- The band likes to think of them- obscure songs, and juiced up fa- combination suited the song per- set with an original song entitled The nal music, to travel and play as selves as a "dance/party band that vourites to round out the classic ska fectly. Lordly possesses a voice that Rap. It was a "country/cajun old- much as possible, and to make fun plays a style (of music) that incor- and reggae songs. was made for ska/reggae music. shanty-type-tune" explained for ourselves and those who come Audience participation was a big Vickery. Its rhythmic beat was out to see us," head Penguin Bruce part of the Hopping Penguins' show reminiscent of some sort of "Bo Vickery explained. The band has and several times they asked for Diddley meets the Beastie Boys" been across the country three times requests with the stipulation that it combination. in the last year and are leaving had to be something they didn't The Hopping Penguins poured a shortly for a five-week Western play. Their'by request' renditions of lot of energy into their three hour Canadian tour. They play the Bob Marley's classic song Jammin' performance, and by the end both Toronto club scene an average of (without the words because they the band and the audience were twice every two months. didn't know them), and Concrete exhausted, but satisfied. As of yet, the Hopping Penguins Jungle by the Specials went over have not released any material on well and both songs filled the dance The Hopping Penguins are all vinyl. Edwards said the band isgoing floor. initially from Halifax, but they into the studio in two weeks to Reggae was a big part of the relocated to Toronto in November record their debut single, The Rap. Penguin's vast repertoire of songs. 1985. They've been playing profes- If every thing goes as planned, and Their cover of Stir it Up by Johnny sionally together for two years, but the single is well-received, the Nash had the crowd swaying to the have been in existence in various Penguins hope to record a six-song beat. Several other Marley songs forms for four years. They played EP sometime in the fall. Plans for and some more obscure reggae the bar circuit in Eastern Canada Penguin merchandise are in the tunes illustrated the fact that this but decided to move to Toronto. As works, and the Official Hopping band handles the slower paced drummer Gary Edwards explained: Penguins Fan Club will be in oper- music justas well as the more upbeat "although the music had a certain ation soon. For more information dance songs. following (in Halifax), we realized (and t-shirts and buttons in the Technical problems hampered the that it wouldn't grow as much as we future), write: 178 Euclid Ave., third set when the monitors failed. wanted ". One original member, who Toronto, Ontario, M6J 2J9. Photo courtesy of James Hertel Devilishly clever opera enchants many

By Heather Lemon called for by this 20th-century "miracle play", his singing People dressed in black represent various inanimate and redeemed him. Ashton's usually strong and well-projected animate objects, some ofwhich deserve special mention. The Imagine yourself in a monastery in tenth-century England tenor voice was at times lost under the force of the ensemble clock was Frank Wallace with a tie resembling a pendulum and then a mere hour later in the room of a school-age child in of angels and the other soloists. In his trio with Byrne and and black lines on his face to represent hands. Karen Rees, a the twentieth century. This magical leap in time was what was Carmen Gozdan (the lady) soon after the lady's arrival on student in the opera program, played the fire, the princess required of the audience in attendance at the Faculty of stage, Ashton demonstrated that he can achieve a vocal and the nightingale. Her vocal performances showed that she Music's presentation ofDunstan and the Devil and L'Enfant balance with the other musicians. His recitative wherein he can sing beautifully a cappella or accompanied by flute or et les Sortileges (The Bewitched Child) last Friday and talks to God of his delight in making instruments of music was piano. Saturday night. also well-presented. The audience couldn't help but catch the performers' sense T.A., The audience, which filled three-quarters of the was Dunstan's costume, like the costumes of the lady and the of fun. Performers and audience alike laughed as the teapot treated to a singular show that proved the versatility of the people of Glastonbury, were the simple, flowing robes of 900 (Craig Ashton) tap danced and sang with the Chinese cup opera-enthusiasts in Laurier's music program. The angel chorus was garbed in full-length gold- (Rebecca Hass), as the frogs, led competently by Keith Boldt, Malcolm A.D. The first of the two one-act operas was coloured dresses with circular, gold-sequinned halos. played leap frog, and as the Black Cat (Andrew Lenz) Williamson's Dunstan and the Devil. In this Canadian meowed his way into the heart of the White Cat (Judith premiere the devil stole the show. Desmond Byrne, dressed The use of varied colours of lights (ie. red when the devil Bean). functional in a flesh-coloured body suit with black scales topped by a was on stage) was effective. The innovative and set i The male child, played convincingly by Krystine Tait on flowing black and red cape, realized the full potential of his design consisted of a platform with a pull-cart underneath for Saturday night, had more cause for tears than laughter. Tait's character the moment he entered from under the built-up entrances from, and exits to hell and three blue-green panels best moment came when she sang poignantly while holding complete stage. of tapestry with ornate scrollwork. the peach-coloured scarf, which was all that remained of the Elaborate facial expressions and carefully-executed The panels were removed, the cast filed on stage talking little boy's princess. He was left with "pieces of dreams." movements served to make the devil the character to watch. among themselves, and thus the second lighter opera began. The audience left the two-hour show with a sense of how Byrne's rich bass voice and his well-delivered one-liners, such L'Enfant et les Sortileges, an opera written by Ravel in two very different pieces of twentieth-century opera may be as his reply of"I trust not" to Dunstan's prayer that the Lord 1925, tells the story of a young boy's temper tantrum and his put together to showcase the ability of a very talented faculty. be with him, made Byrne the performer to listen to. resultant visitby enchanted furniture, dishes, and animals. To The quality of the performance, the creative designs of the Craig Ashton, a 4th-year music student, had the difficult the relief of the audience members who couldn't translate the stage and costumes, and the evident enthusiasm of the task of making his character come across as the vain lover French title, and as a measure to elucidate an opera performers themselves, suggested that everyone can expect and then devoted monk Dunstan historically was. Although containing several Brechtian features, a cast member explains enjoyable things from the music faculty's opera evenings in Ashton in several scenes overdid the stylized movements to the rest of the cast the opera's title and staging techniques. the future. THE CORD WEEKLY 10 THURSDAY, MARCH 5, 1987 ENTERTAINMENT K-W Symphonytunes up Student Publications By Anne-Marie Tymec

Wednesday, January 25th The K- W Symphony announced its 1987- 88 performance calendar. Raffi R Armenian, the Symphony's Music Position Open — Immediately Director outlined a very exciting a season this year. Armenian will be completing his 15th year as director 112 and teaches weekly at The Conservatoire de Montreal as well 112 The WLU Student Publications Board of as making guest appearances all ■ over the country and Europe. During I Directors, is now accepting applications for the 1988 Calendar year, Armenian the Photo Manager will be on sabattical to concentrate A was re Duties include: on composition. Armenian cently awarded the Order of Canada r for his outstanding contribution to the arts. m The season itself promises to be an entertaining Eight series • inventory control one. will be repeated from last year, including: e • assigning photo coverage The Masterpiece series, The Pop's

I • supervision of staff Series, The Seagram Sunday n Serenade Series, Johnston and ■ • processing customer orders Johnston Kidstuff and Brunchmusik. i • holding office hours Two new attractions, the Oktoberfest operetta A Night In a Veniceand IBM's Canada's Spiritof Deadline: Friday, March 13/87 at 4pm Christmas featuring the 300-voice n Mennonite Mass Choir, will also be offered in this year's concert lineup. Cord photo by Anne-Marie Tymec This position is open all registered students Season's highlights include to Kazuhiro Koizumi, the Winnipeg of WLU and cross-registered students of U of W. Symphony Orchestra's Music successful seasons for the past two Conductor who will conduct the years. Last year, their subscription Further information regarding KWS in April of 1988 and special rate increased over 50% and they concerts and dates is available guest conductor Uri Mayer, who are considered to be one of the ten through: has worked with many major best symphonies in this country. The Centre In The Square Box Applications and more information are orchestras in North America and 88% of all of their concerts are sold Office available at the Student Publications' office, will conduct in March of 88. and last year, 73,000 people at- Box 2187, Station B 2nd Floor Student Union Building The KWS has been enjoying very tended a KWS performance. Kitchener, Ont. N2H 6MI Big, big fun at Bombshelter

By Steve McLean Night in Canada. After this, the Demons finally gave in to the crowd's demands and they began to roam Last Wednesday, The Shuffle Demons proved that around the bar while playing the big hit off their jazz music can (and more often should) be fun. Streetniks album, Spadina Bus. Unfortunately, when the average person thinks about Although some people left after this song, the band jazz he/she thinks of virtuosos like Wynton Marsalis was still not finished as they eased their way through who take themselves much too seriously, orof a few old Summertime and Gabi's Gimi Suit which was dedicated 0 i * black musicians that most people never hear of until to the Gambian tailor they met in Paris a few years back 1 ￿ they read glowing accounts of them in Rolling Stone and who made all oftheir flourescent stage clothes. The after they've passed away. The three-saxophone, concert ended with a strange but amusing piece of upright bass and drum quintet who call themselves The work, which incorporated a poem by Demon drummer Shuffle Demons seem to me to be the perfect vehicle to Stitch called What Do You Want?, some free-form NOW OPEN solos by each of o < ￿ introduce the layman to the complex field of jazzmusic. the musicians, and arepeated chant of '' "Corned beef on rye!" by everybody the - in house. French Pastries Fresh Daily < > While the jam-packed Bombshelter was rather restless in waiting for the late-arriving Demons (they Last year, The Shuffle Demons played to anapathetic < I Profiterol Laurier crowd of than 11 had just returned from Whitehorse that morning), the less 100, which led the Demons' '' spokesman, saxophonist to ;; Success Cake opening strains of the Shuffle Monster soon had Richard Underhill, label clapping as the paraded the the Turret"Wankerville". Because of the comment and < everyone band into room. , > Hand Made Chocolates ￿ With the crowd already firmly on their side, the actions of a group of broad-shouldered, narrow-minded A// Natural Homemade Cookies ;| Demons launched into a lengthy round of Tequila (no, comedians (you know the type), who had trouble '' Pee Wee Herman doesn't own the exclusive rights to understanding the concept of an acoustic bass, the Lig/if Lunches ~ ° group o this song) which even had people dancing during a called the Turret show "the worst gig ever". < ￿ drum solo. Luclkily though, the 250 enthusiastic people at the Bombshelter gave The Shuffle Demons a warm " ALL GREAT VALUES welcome and the band responded by opening up and i!' 0 » getting down with the infectious music that has made The Shuffle Demons are the perfect them the most popular street musicians to ever emerge 4>' « ' < > vehicle to introduce the layman to from the corner of Yonge and Bloor. In summation of evening, 1 ' the I leave you with the comments of a friend <> the complex field of jazz music (and a heavy met'ler, at that) sitting at a nearby table Hours: who turned to me with a big grin on his face and said: With their cheap sunglasses and day-glo Gambian "Big, big, fun." - 8 a.m. 2 a.m. i outfits, the band looked rather out of place in performing a number called Monday - Saturday ThePreacher which began with an excerpt from the old hymn We Shall Gather By University of Waterloo Upcomings: The River, before it started to swing. Other highlights from the first set included Charles Mike Mandel, Fed Hall Friday March 6th. Feds $4, - Midnight Mingus' Goodbye Porkpie Hat, a dirty, bluesy 8 a.m. drinkin' others $5. song called 12 Beer My Dear, and the song that the Sunday Demons' next video will be for, Out Of My House, Roach. However, the songs that brought back the Forgotten Rebels, Fed Hall Friday March 13th. Feds fondest memories to me were The Puker (for obvious $4, others $5. University Shops Plaza reasons) and the Hawaii 5-0 Theme. (There's nothing quite as romantic as chilled champagne, a dinner by """""" candlelight and reruns of Jack Lord and his plastic The Revenger's Tragedy a play by Cyril Tourneur, I hair.) The band concluded the first set silent with a directed by Meg Westlake. Production dates are instrumental made complete by the Demons' trade- March 12-14 and 19-21 in the Theatre of The Arts. mark spastic dancing. Tickets are $6 adults, $4 students and are available at The second set started with a bang as the shinny- the Humanities Box Office or at all BASS outlets. CafeßonChoixCafeßonChoixCafeßonChoixCafeßonChoixi loving buskers led off with the theme from Hockey ** ** • » ** '+* 1 + » +» ￿» ￿» • • •• ￿￿ ￿￿ THE CORD WEEKLY E NT IE IRT aV INME NT THURSDAY, MARCH 5, 1987 11 Rhythm Activatescrowd

By Tim Racine going to enjoy crucifying in our fine Activism has three members: the newspaper. I also guessed that poet, a sax player/drummer and A surprisingly large crowd made Psycho Voodoo Fuck (if a name Dem Stink (the only name Irecall, its way to Level 21 to see two says anything) could fit into that for obvious reasons) managed to bands that no one had really heard category nicely as well. I soon play guitar, bass on his guitar at of. discovered I was wrong on two times and drums all at once in a Of course, there were rumours. counts. few songs. These two superb Rhythm Activism, the brainchild of The opening band was musically musicians (if only for their original a somewhat demented social/po- excellent and overall quite inter- approach) created very specific litical poet from Montreal, did an esting. -The two guitar players moods that were very effective in Cord photo by Don Ambridge interview on CBC's "Brave New switched bass and guitar halfway supporting the poetry ineach song. Waves" about a week before the through the show so each could These moods ranged from a Dem Stink and associate fronted Rhythm Activism which played at The guitarist/pseudo-bass show his own distinctive style and chacha sound for a song con- show. Level 21 recently. Psycho Voodoo Fuck opened for them. player and sometime percussionist virtuosity, while Ton Greer main- cerning anarchy and the Spanish was named Dem Stink. Now that's tained solid drumming with a flair Civil War to a song about society the idea of bureaucratic control. granted. They are very important. hype. of jazz to it. The basslines were qua chickens with hilarious These two ideas formed a blunt They probably won't goanywhere. Psycho Voodoo Fuck, featuring hypnotizing and the guitars were clucking sounds on the guitar. His and straightforward synthesis in They probably get beat up a lot (in members from two defunct bands often psychedelically manic and lyrics were poetic images; often their offering Squat the City: fact a few people were looking at (Anonymous Behaviour and flailing, yet always persuasive. blunt, but scary images. "Squat the city/ Fuck the rent/ Dem Stink a little sideways during Circus Eye), were doing their first They had no singer, which makes Unlike certain bands (a la Kiss, Fay no landlord/ Pay no rent." the show). No one wants to be told gig in this incarnation. More hype. it hard to hold an audience for a etc.), the band did not compete for They warned of the private prop- that he/she is an asshole just for To be honest, I had heard whole set. However, they drew a crowd attention above the din. erty that was "dying to attack" us. being good, normal folks. People Rhythm Activism's $6.95 tape much better response than did the They could have turned the P.A. Very powerful. will not accept it, and will call the some weeks before the show, and headliners. They were pretty darn system up a lot louder, but they band jerks (as I did at first). I'm with lines like "Oh, you great good. didn't. This is because they wanted I thought that Rhythm Activism glad they have the strength to Canadian flag, I'd like to wipe my Now to the band that all hated people to listen voluntarily, not was incredible. They have guts. keep touring and keep trying. They hairy ass with you", I just had to or loved instantly. I've always because they were forced to. They have a sense of humour. are one of the best, and the most laugh. I deemed it pretentious, admired bands which could po- Their songs were about lack of They hit below the belt. They important bands I have seen in sanctimonious stupidity that I was larize an audience so well. Rhythm individual action juxtaposed with challenge everything we take for centuries. Tesla's Mechanical Resonance worth buying material! Mechanical Resonance is 3. The new Whitesnake album It is likely that bassist Neil Murray a great album from start to finish. It (simply titled Whitesnake) is now will now become a permanent mem- contains no weak tunes. Although it set to be released at the end of ber of MGM. The futures of John was released late in 1986, this album March. It includes new versions of Sykes and Aynsley Dunbar seem will be hot throughout 1987. two songs off Whitesnakes's 1982 less certain although an old rumour

album — Saints an' Sinners. suggesting Sykes would start a Tesla is currently opening con- However, it seems that the band is project with vocalist Ray Gillen certs for David Lee Roth, the cool changing members (again). The (whose future in Black Sabbath is dude who gave a big Cinderella push rhythm section of Tommy Aldridge not clear) could now materialize. towards stardom by slotting them as and Rudy Sarzo was hired to per- opening his act in the fall., This will form in the filming of the first video Vivian Campbell or Adje certainly help their growing popu- from the new album but they claim Vandenberg have been mentioned larity. Mechanical Resonance is they are not remaining in the band. as possible replacements for Sykes. definitely a recommended purchase for any rocker. By Tony Van Noggeren Tesla sports a very street wise look, wearing nothing more than Rock News: Tesla is a hot new band from denim, leather and Harley Davidson Sacramento who have just released paraphernalia. Their songs don't 1. The big story in this area lately has their debut album, Mechanical cover up any of their influences — been the numerous Iron / \ Resonance, which is one of the best sounds of Bad Company, Van Halen, Maiden/Waysted concerts. These Uof W Drama Department albums to be released in quite a Aerosmith, Scorpions and Led two bands will be playing Kalamazoo \ while. Zeppelin burst through on each on March 13, Saginaw on March 17, presents... I Song titles like EZ Come EZ Go, song. The uniqueness of Tesla is Detroit on March 18 and Toronto Cumin Atcha Live, 2 Late 4 Love that every song doesn't sound iden- on March 21 and 22. and Love Me could cause a few tical to the one that preceded it. In potential record buyers to shrug fact, the songs sound very different 2. Other concerts: The Kinks, March Tesla off as another Motley Crue from each other. Some of the better 12, Fox Theatre, Detroit ( THE ) clone. Tesla is a much better band songs on this album include EZ Eddie Money, March 17, Concert than these song titles mightsuggest; Come EZ Go, Cumin Atcha Live, Hall, Toronto > \ their strong melodic rock is rapidly Modern Day Cowboy, Before My Beastie Boys, March 20 and 21, Fox REVENGER'S winning over fans all across North Eyes, Changes and the killer ballad Theatre, Detroit ) America. And they certainly don't We're No Good Together, but don't REO Speedwagon/Georgia V TRAGEDY / \ look like Motley Crue has in the think that the rest of the album Satellites, March 26, Chrysler WOTTS! §? ?©§MIIK past. (there are six more songs) is filler Arena, Ann Arbour 1 ©112 i/&m J VALUABLE COUPON ■ ■■ ■■ ■■ ■ VALUABLE COUPON ■■■■■■£ I ui = n, J ! y ©:@® p&-viggA?ai m rag &®?® \ J a®®!?® $ @„@@ I V ®?§/®g&g / (SjSzAs^'' / @B©iP 8&?1® MAOILA®B.g \ fBEE " IV OkIC I with everything" ■ ®D|DU7 UWt I 10 toppings only GETONEEREEij i fefe / \ j ©PFljrfgi Buy any size Round I WEK&. $20.95 | Orisinal I MIL ©a®® ©IfHi?® ) pizza at reqular price qet ■ Toppings include pepperoni, ham, bacon, ground ■ j. . , . Italian sausage, green peppers, , cocci beef, mushrooms, Identical piZZa FREE! I■ onions. Hot peppers and anchovies upon SUBSTITUTIONS OR DELETIONS). on toppings c '|u '^ I Price varies depending size and number of I r^ / ® ™ at Little ordered Valid with coupon at participating Little Caesars Valid with coupon participating Caesars One coupon per customer Delivery from 4pm rirnirj ii.Mar,9/87 ■ | Mat , 9/87 -' ( ®lf® C&flSO 8; --- )

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gain the love of his spoiled-brat son However, Dale's job is not easy. by winning an arm wrestling contest. In small-town Indiana, basketball is This movie is so idiotic one wonders treated with the sanctity of religion how Stallone manages to collect the and his training methods are unor- brain power necessary to tie his thodox. shoelaces in the morning. In addition to worrying about the In order for an underdog film to local townspeople, he has to worry succeed nowadays it must offer about his potential love interest and something unique. fellow high school teacher, Myra Fleener (Barbara Hershey) who feels Hoosiers' key to success is its conflicting emotions towards Dale timewarp back to the years 1951-52. and her home town. From the Packard "Electromatics", Particularly noteworthy is Dennis De Sotos and Chevys we see on the Hopper's portrayal of Shooter, the streets to the grainy high-contrast town drunk and basketball expert film used to shoot the movie, who, like coach Dale, has also been Hoosiers mimics the early fifties given a second chance. While with a technical precision rarely seen Hopper's performance is excellent and he has been nominated for an Academy Award as best supporting By Martin Hollyer Hoosiers; while it actor for this role, one feels he contains a lot of should have been nominated for his What in the heck is a Hoosier? It excellent role as a sadistic drug sounds like some sort of strange basketball action, dealer in Blue Velvet. body fluid or a woman's under proves to be quite Those who find themselves indif- garment. Actually a hoosier is some- digestible to the novice ferent to sports will be pleasantly one from the state of Indiana. I surprised with Hoosiers; while it acquired this knowledge from seeing contains a lot of basketball action, it the movie Hoosiers (featuring Gene in film today. Like The Trip to proves to be quite digestible to the Hackman, Dennis Hopper and Bountiful last year, Hoosiers takes novice. Barbara Hershey), proving once and us back to a less arrogant time when Hoosiers is a tense, inspirational, for all that film offers an excellent it was still possible to like Americans. action-packed film which cannot opportunity to improve one's vocab- help but leave even the most fana- ulary. Hoosiers marks a comeback for tical sports-hater speechless, for There is one other thing that Gene Hackman who, while a compe- Hoosiers displays both basketball should be said from the beginning tent actor, has not had a role in and film at its best. about Hoosiers. It's an underdog recent years suitable to his talents. Hoosiers is playing at the Lyric in film. Often about sports (in Hoosiers He plays Norman Dale, a former Kitchener. Special congratulations case, basketball) and typically fea- college basketball coach who, should go to Cineplex-Odeon who turing misfits looking for a second through an act of misfortune has not recently acquired the decaying chance to prove themselves, under- seen a basketball in twelve years. movie house and are starting to dog films are very effective at pulling Given the job as coach of a tiny high refurbish it. Changes over the next the heartstrings and consequently school basketball team in a remote few months should be spectacular. one of the most popular types of Indiana town called Hickory, his Finally there is edible popcorn in the films coming out of Hollywood. success with this team is his last Lyric and five other theatres that Granted, there have been a great chance to redeem himself as a Cineplex-Odeon has taken over many underdog films in the past few coach. from the Premier Theatre chain. years and many of them are starting to get tiresome. The most recent example is Sylvester Stallone's Over the Top, about a man who tries to Comedy Quest comes to WLU APPLICATION FORMS for

Labatt's Ontario Breweries is Friday March 13th,Pat Stewart, 3rd The band you've been waiting for ... travelling the province looking for place winnerat the Talent Show, will Idiot Savant returns. Saturday RESIDENCE undiscovered comic talent as part of be playing in Wilf's. March 14th, they will be playing in its Schooner Comedy Quest. The Wilf's at 9:00 p.m. Be There. ACCOMMODATION Quest is travelling with a profes- sional emcee and feature act from Yuk-Yuks who will introduce and 1987-88 conclude each show. Three judges will adjudicate the Entertainment Quiz for comic acts and choose a winner who will be invited to the televised Returning Students finals in Toronto and a chance to By The Backyard Escape perform at the Yuk Yuk's Yorkville (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb) are club. Frizes are supplied by AKAI, NIKE and CBS records. QUESTIONS: All kinds ofcomedy acts are being invited to perform, including stand- 1. Name the only American member of The Band. up comedians, sketch troupes, 2. Who portrayed Yossarian in Mike Nichols' film, Catch-22? musicians, magicians, jugglers, ven- 3. Three drummers appear on Genesis' Seconds Out LP. Name them. triloquists and even mimes. Entrants 4. In Dr. Strangelove, who played the president? now are asked to prepare 5-7 minutes of 5. Which song has Bob Dylan singing of "Mr. Jones'? available in the Housing Office. original material. 6. The Chinese have what they call a Book of Change. What is its title? Closing Deadline-Friday, March 13th The Schooner Comedy Quest is 7. Which actor, playing a nosey tenant, offered to "call the cops" in The coming to the Turret on Saturday Graduate? March 7th at 8:00 p.m. 8. The film The Natural starred Robert Redford, but who wrote the novel? 9. On What's Happening, Rerun was forced to bootleg which group's concert? Other 10. On the original Sesame Street, what colour was Oscar's fur? WLUSU Orange 10. events Brothers Doobie The 9. Malamud Bernard 8. Dreyfuss Richard 7. Please direct all inquiries to Ching 1 6. the Housing Office: Tuesday March 10th; BACCHUS Man. Thin the of Ballad 5. Wine and Cheese Party 8:00 p.m. in Sellers Peter 4. 884-1970, Extension 2218-2236 The Clara Conrad basement. Thompson Chester Collins, Phil Bruford, Bill 3. Arkin Alan 2. Friday March 6th, Mike Woods in Helm Levon 1. Wilfs. ANSWERS: '' : T-n a; -J; it THE CORD WEEKLY 14 THURSDAY, MARCH 5, 1987 —classifieds—

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Here we go again. For the fifth consecutive year the Hockey Hawks meet Western in the OUAA semi-finals. All of these series have been classics. Here is a look at the past series and a preview of the upcoming series which begins tonight in London. Game two is Saturday at the Barn.

1983: The Hawks beat Western on route to their first ever OUAA championship season.

1984: Laurier lost an exciting five game series, three games to two.

1985: The 1985 version of the Hawks was a tough, talented team. Led by captain Rob Whistle, this team had the best defence in Hawk history. Whistle, who received the Senator Joseph A. Sullivan Award for the most outstanding university player in Canada, was joined by Jim Quinn, Joel Levesque, Ray Kremer, and Dave Robson to form a formidable defence. Up front, the team was solid. It was not a goal scoring machine but with the likes of Beric Sykes, Tim Glencross, Tony Martindale, and Paul Roantree the forwards were very aggressive, very tough. With Quinn out of the line-up with a knee injury, Laurier self- destructed against Western in game one. Bad bounces, and weak goaltending saw Western hand the Hawks their first home ice loss of

the season — a humiliating 9-2 rout. In retrospect, I think Bienkowski was prevented from developing Cord photo by Rob Furlong his confidence throughout the regular season by the awesome Hawk Don't let this photograph fool you. Waterloo celebrating was a rare occurence as the Hawks swept the defence. He did not have to win a game singlehandedly all season. In quarter final series two games straight. The Hawks travel to Western tonight. Fan buses have been fact, Bienkowski was very rarely called upon to make game-deciding arranged. Game two goes Saturday night at the Barn. Get there early. It will be a sell out. saves. Spectacular in previous playoffs, he was rattled early in game one by a shorthanded goal and a bad bounce. He never regained his confidence. Bienkowski finished game two but the Hawks could not overcome an early 5-2 deficit. We lost 6-5.1 can say, however, with 100 per Two sweet OT wins cent certainty, that the better team did not win this series. The best of three playoff series between the hockey Hawks and the 1986: Last season was supposed to be a rebuilding season for the Waterloo Warriors is beyond description. You had to be there. Mere words Hawks. Eight veterans graduated. Newcomers Terry McCutcheon, excitement Greg Sliz, Shaun Reagan, and Eric Calder arrived to fill the ranks. can not capture the intensity, drama, controversy, and sheer They did more than that, as the Hawks compiled an outstanding 20- this series produced. Hollywood would have been impressed. 3-1 regular season record. Both games were decided in overtime. In game one Laurier rebounded The Hawks beat Western two games straight in the semi-finals. In Warriors in game game one Laurier hung on to win 3-2. In game two Laurier came from a two goal deficit to force overtime. The did likewise from behind to win 4-3 in double overtime. The win was costly, two. In the end, however, the Hawks prevailed two games straight. however, as the services of Tim Glencross (easily the most valuable player that season) were lost due to a low hit by Quinn (now playing Game One Game Two for Western) causing torn knee ligaments. But Quinn and Western Laurier 5 Waterloo 4 Laurier 4 Waterloo 3 had to hang up their skates. By Scott MacDonald By Scoop Furlong 1987: This season? The only thing for sure is the series will be another classic. Was it or wasn't it? sent game one Western pretty well has the same lineup as last year. They have A tying goal at the sound of the buzzer That was the question on everybody's mind at the a in into overtime. Eleven minutes into the extra period Barn Saturday night where the Wifrid Laurier hockey strong goaltending Tim McCullough. Quinn is expected back from Hawks injury (this knee). penalty shot decided the outcome, and the Hawks needed double overtime to defeat the Waterloo another knee time his other Western's best win. defenceman captain escaped Columbia Ice Fields with a dramatic 54 Warriors 4-3, and capture the series victory. is Chris McCauley. Up front Mike Tomlak is their big gun. Joining him are Down 4-2 late in the third period, Doug Marsden The question concerned a play in the first overtime Mike Loccoco and Tom Mizuk. and threw the puck All told, Western a very solid no glaring weaknesses. outmuscled a Warrior defenceman period, when the John apparently is team with Warriors' Dietrich in by Warrior goalie Mike Bishop to pull Laurier within scored the winning goal. In the dying minutes of the They finished first place with a 20-2-2 record. In the regular season they one. The goal came at the 17:35 mark. period, Dietrich pounced on a loose puck and streaked beat Laurier twice. remaining, pulled their The Hawks, however, With 45 seconds Laurier down the left wing on a breakaway. His slapshot went are no pushover. With his excellent play, goalie in favour of an extraattacker. The move paid off. past Hawk goalie Chris Luscombe, hit the leftpost, the Chris Luscombe has uprooted John Sheppard as the number one by After about five chances to knock the puck Bishop crossbar, and the right post, before bouncing out. goalie. Luscombe's excellent reflexes remind me of former Bruin, Aitchison Hawk, in a wild scramble in front of the net, Dave The goal light did not go on. The referee and former Mike Moffat. Marsden drew Eric Calder heads up a finally poked the puck free to Marsden. linesmen did not think it was a goal. Laurier fans defence of considerable depth, so much game ending depth that Wayne the puck back and, at the sound of the agreed. Waterloo fans did not. coach Gowing did not even dress the talented corner of the net. The Brad Sparkes against To Sparkes buzzer, slid the puck into the "It's a discretionary call. I didn't think it was in. Chris Waterloo. me, not dressing Waterloo and their seemed self-defeating, almost suicidal. But, hey, we won referee, much to the chagrin of Luscombe said he got a piece ofit, then he heard a ding, two the goal's straight. I guess coach Don McKee, immediately verified and it was in front of him again." said Hawk coach that is why Gowing is the coach. It does, however, legitimacy. Wayne Gowing. illustrate Laurier's depth at defence. play but But Calder is the His Laurier controlled most of the overtime "It was definitely not a fair outcome. We won the key. play of late has easily proven him the was called upon to make best defenceman in the league. Against Waterloo, he head and Hawk goalie Chris Luscombe hockey game. Our players said it was in," said a bitter stood two outstanding saves in the extra period. Warrior coach Don McKee. shoulders above everyone. Constantly on the ice, Calder dominated three-on-one the games with his strength, Luscombe robbed Waterloo on a Much to the delight of the overcapacity crowd, the his speed, and, most importantly, his Warrior attack. Luscombe caught Jamie McKee's high Hawks came out flying in the first. Over 1,000 fans tremendous anticipation. Two minutes later, Up front the Hawk forwards have been filling opposition slapshot at the 2:19 mark. jammed the Barn while at least another 200 were not nets point shot the way can. Luscombe made a great pad save, as a quick turned away. they The ability, however, is there. Though Greg Puhalski led the with is from a faceoff was labelled for the bottom corner. At the halfway point of the period, Waterloo goalie team 23 goals, he not the only sniper. Don't Just past the midway mark of the overtime period, Mike Bishop dropped his stick while trying to clear the let Doug Marsden's 10 goals fool you. Last year he potted 21. And Laurier caught the Warriors on a line change. A three- puck. Doug Marsden took advantage ofthe miscue and Marsden is a money player. McCutcheon also scored over 20 last puck to season. Though puck late, hope on-one was the result. Aitchison dropped the slid a pass to the front of the open net, where Terry he has been fighting the of let's Greg McCutcheon's goals on Saturday returning Tim Fedy who passed cross-ice to Puhalski. McCutcheon scored an easy goal. two are a sign that he is in the open net as to his playmaking best. Puhalski failed to put the puck Four minutes later, Greg Puhalski was left alone in Consequently, a The Bishop's stick arrived upon the scene. front ofthe Warrior goal. Dave Aitchison, coming from goaltender, defence, and forwards must all work together but throwing his Laurier's success is mainly contingent penalty shot was awarded due to Bishop behind the net, fed him with a pass and Puhalski upon the forwards. The forwards must win the races stick. released a quick snap shot to beat Bishop and provide a to loose pucks. They must skate at full speed for the entire 60 On the penalty shot, Puhalski, Laurier's leading 2-0 Hawk lead. minutes. It's going to be a tough series. It will probably go three games. My scorer with 23 goals, skated slowly over the blueline Freewheeling, end-to-end hockey prevailed in the predictions last week were bang so I'll go out on a limb. The and without hesitation snapped the puck into the top second period. Each team had excellent opportunities on, Hawks will take the series by winning both games in London. "I made up my mind to go glove side," said but outstanding goaltending at both ends kept the corner. In the other Windsor meets York. will be close but afterwards. period scoreless until very late. series, It, too, Puhalski (gee, this limb bending) upset. Continued on page 18 Continued on page 19 is really Windsor will THE CORD WEEKLY 16 THURSDAY, MARCH 5, 1987 SPORTS Please, Don McKee, don't cry us a river In other news about the Waterloo series, Sports Comment by Scoop Furlong went in after the game-ending buzzer. Neither Laurier supporters came out with a Warrior did many fans, on both sides. Whiner Towels fof game two. About Steve Linseman's injury: The Warriors, especially coach Don We get a minor penalty and lose McKee, Linseman definitely needed something to wipe for the series and Puhalski, who hit him, away their tears. I've never seen a coach doesn't get anything. whine so loud and so long — and be so wrong. Give me a break. It was Linseman who hit After Wednesday's loss, McKee protested Puhalski. In fact, Linseman broke his stick the game to league officials (See Hawkey Talk across Puhalski's face mask. Linseman's on page 19 ). If those petty protests were not broken stick punctured his own shoulder. In enough, get a load of McKee's comments in my view, Linseman should have received a the K-W Record after Wednesday's game. five-minute penalty for intent to injure. What's

that old saying? Live by the sword — die by McKee complained Mike Bishop did not the sword? deliberately throw his stick and therefore And finally, about the referee: there was no penalty: I don't know why the guy (referee) has it in McKee: But there was some guy (the for our team, I have no idea. referee) out there tonight who said he was He is either very paranoid or that's the God he and made that decision. biggest load of sour grapes since the turn of I don't know about McKee, but I always the century. thought it was the referee's job to call and And to top this, McKee hurled obscenities interpret penalties. at one of the the goal judges (a volunteer) About the tying goal at the sound of the after Saturday's game. buzzer: McKee's coaching abilities may be univer- Everyone in the building tonight knew the sity level but his behaviour is definitely bush puck went in after the game was over. league. Hey, I was there Don, and I didn't know it A real class act, McKee, a real class act.

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'You'regoing to apply for a Student Career Advisor position for next year in r% % Placement and Career Services. 1| nip Cord photo by Rob Furlong Details and applications are available in PCS. Penalty shot decides outcome Laurier led 2-1 at the end of the first period. Continued from page 15 The Hawks appeared to take a 3-1 lead at the 4:20 mark period. on a powerplay, Deadline: Friday, March 6th Fuhalski was also involved in a second period of the second Calder, shot. goal collision with Waterloo's leading scorer Steve cleanly beat Bishop with a hard The was p.m. was ruled that 4:30 Linseman. Linseman shamelessly broke his stick across disallowed, however, as it Fuhalski was crease. "There was no way that Puhalski's facemask. The move backfired, however, as standing in the goal have counted," the broken shaft ofLinseman's stick punctured his own should not said Calder. "That switched shoulder. Linseman received a two-minute high sticking the momentum." The Warriors responded two goals penalty and a reported 150 stitches. "I think he got the with in the worst of it," said Puhalski. succeeding two and a half minutes. McKee and John give The Hawks opened the scoring at the 3:30 mark of Goodman both scored on rebounds to Waterloo a 3-2 GREAT the first period. Eric Calder, on a nice drop pass from lead. Puhalski, blasted a slap shot through Bishop's legs. The 3-2 score remained until midway through the Waterloo tied the game at 1-1five minutes later. This third period. At the conclusion of a Hawk powerplay, puck time the puck went through Luscombe's legs; Todd Terry McCutcheon inadvertantly put the on Career Related Coulter's wrist shot did the damage. McKee's stick. The result was a two-on-the goalie The Warriors then threatened to take the lead as break which resulted in a Dan Tsandelis goal to put they enjoyed two consecutive powerplay advantages. Waterloo ahead 4-2 and set the stage for Laurier's During the second penalty, however, Peter Black stole remarkable comeback. Experience Waterloo's fire as he used his superior speed to score a Waterloo managed just three shots in the third shorthanded goal. period. Overall, Laurier outshot Waterloo 39-28. 11 a |

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Good 2nd half not enough By Brad Lyon said Segato. "You can't win if they gutsy second half performance. don't drop." The Waterloo took "It wasn't a pretty game," said Warriors This inability to score in the first advantage of a dismal offensive Warrior coach Don McCrae. half sounded the death knell for performance in the first half to defeat "Laurier had no rhythm, although Laurier's 1986-87 season. On three the Laurier men's basketball Hawks, they did play a good second half." separate occasions, the Hawks ex- 74-52, in one of sudden-death According to McCrae, the three perienced several minute-long scor- quarterfinal matchups on February Warriors felt that they had the ing droughts. At one point, the 24. The three games will decide the Hawks' offence under control. Once Warriors ripped off 11 unanswered finalists in the OUAA West basket- they had established control, the points, contributing in large part to ball playoffs. Warriors then controlled the clock. their 16 point halftime lead of 31-15. The Hawks opened strongly Hawk coach Chris Coulthard was The second half was one of against the Warriors, displaying the equally complimentary about the Laurier's best halves of year. It superb defence that has kept them the Hawk second half. "We had superb was just too little, too late. After in many games this season when the defence and we were able to keep having missed the last several games offence has been slow to produce. Waterloo off-balance offensively. If of the season with a variety of The Warriors were held scoreless it wasn't for Froese in the second ailments, Rob Galikowski came off for the first two of the game, half, it could have been a close minutes the bench to give the the and within six minutes played the offence game," said Coulthard. confidence it was lacking in the first High scorers for the Hawks were score was a surprisingly low 4-4. The half. Hawks were within striking distance Paul DeSantis and Brian Demaree Ray Tone, after having played of the Warriors until the midway with 12 and 9 points respectively. sparingly in the regular also point of the half, trailing only 12-11. season, Both men finished the season on came off the bench in the second scoring tears can But the story of the game was not and that onlybode half to spark the Hawks in their well that of a superior Warrior offence for next season's team. pulling away from an inexperienced Hawk defence, but that of a Hawk offence being unable to capitalize. Defensively the Hawks put out a stellar performance, limiting the likes of Paul Boyce and Rob Froese to 12

and 17 points respectively — well under their game averages. The Hawks simply had no luck around the Warrior basket. On numerous occasions, especially in the opening minutes of the first half, the Hawks penetrated the Warrior REMEMBER defence at will. The ball simply refused to ripple the cords. Lorenzo Segato succinctly anal- The following WLUSU positions are ysed the Hawk failure to score. "We had a lot of wide open shots, but now open for '87-88 school year. «■■■■■■■■ : i—r 11- Cord photo by Brad Lyon they just wouldn't drop in the hole,"

• Liaison Commissioner-contact Dave Finch Capacity crowd not disappointed • Services Commissioner-contact Patrice Walsh • Anne Heron Continued from page 15 fired a slapshot past Bishop. There was no question Orientation/Shinerama-contact • Showing one of their few lapses in discipline, the about this goal. The Warriors went home whining. The Chief Returning Officer-contact Cathy Shannon Hawks took two separate penalties that left them game ended at 11:35 p.m. • Secretary of the Board-contact Val Stuart shorthanded for the last 2:48 of the period. With six Was it or wasn't it? Waterloo has a year to think seconds remaining, Warrior defenseman Andrew Smith about it, while the Hawks keep flying. Laurier goes on beat Luscombe with a slapshot to make the score 2-1. to meet Western tonight in London. The Hawks will Early in the third period, the Hawks scored again host the Mustangs on Saturday in game two of the best information and applica- when Aitcheson converted a nifty Puhalski pass from of three semi-final. tions available the corner. Ahead 3-1, Laurier seemed in control. The are in second half of the period, however, belonged to Hawkey Talk: Brad Sparkes, Paul Smith, Tom WLUSU offices(2nd floorSUB) Waterloo. Jackson, Darren Wright, and John Sheppard did not At the 13:44 mark, Ken Buitenhuis' slapshot sent a dress in the series. Two Hawks out with knee injuries rebound to sniper Dan Tsandelis. Tsandelis put the are hoping to be back in action this season. Peter puck between Luscombe's legs to close the gap to one. Hellstrom was skating last week and Shaun Reagan Two minutes later, continued Waterloo pressure began skating on Monday. resulted in the tying goal. Jamie McKee blasted a slap Warrior coach Don McKee protested game one to shot off the far post. The rebound bounced off of league officials. McKee contended that Bish jp did not Luscombe and into the net. McKee's unassisted marker throw his stick, that Marsden's tying goal came after set the stage for the fireworks that were to follow. the buzzer, that the winning goal should not count Tension mounted as overtime progressed. The since the teams were supposed to change ends 10 DEADLINE: building rocked with cheering fans and play went back minutes into overtime, and that the hkwks should and forth. The Hawks had a near miss halfway through forfeit the game since Laurier assistant coach Marlin FRIDAY MARCH 6TH the period when Pi'halski lifted the puck over Bishop, Muylaert was supposed to be serving a suspension and only to hit linemate Tim Fedy in the back. Moments not be behind the bench. at 4 p.m. later, Waterloo stormed back for the apparent winner, McKee lost his appeals but Muylaert's suspension but instead left the ice frustrated to prepare for the was clarified. Muylaert was suspended for game two second overtime period. and will miss the first game of the next series for One minute and eight seconds into double OT, verbally abusing the referee in the last regular season Marsden carried the puck into the Warrior zone. Deep game against Waterloo. The injured Reagan served as

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Cord photos by Rob Mann Best season ever ends By Rob Mann solid play game after game. Ryan Badgers in the finals in which they scored five quick points to snap the had a 27-point lead with only five The Lady Hawks basketball team Lady Hawks out of their dry spell seconds left to go. They pushed finished their best season ever with and give them the momentum they themselves and forced a foul against a fourth place overall finish in needed to get their game back the Badgers. With no time left on the Ontario. They advanced to the semi- together. clock they sunk two from the line to finals of the OWIAA playoffs by The Lady Hawks went on to defeat get their score up to 80 from 78 (80- defeating the Ryerson Lady Rams the Lady Rams by eight, 55-43. 51 final). 5543. In the semi-finals, the powerful Laurentian either has a strange Laurentian Voyageurs crushed Laurentian 100 Laurier 52 fetish with round numbers or they Laurier 100-52. McMaster then love applying the salt. They need handed the Lady Hawks a heart- The win advanced the Lady someone to clean their clock but it is breaking 64-62 loss in the third place Hawks to the semi-finals in which unlikely that anyone will be able to game. they faced the seemingly omnipotent do that for quite some time.

team from Sudbury — Laurentian. On a brighter note, Kelly Lynch Laurier 55 Ryerson 43 There was never a question of played an amazing first half coming who was going to win this game (or, off the bench to score 11 points (13 Ryerson finished third in the East for that matter, the championship), for the game). Andrea Frescott was Division standings and were ex- it was justa matter of how much. In the teams top scorer with 14 points. pected to give the Lady Hawks a this case it was by 48 points (100-52). much tougher time than they did. There is not a team in Canada McMaster 64 Laurier 62 The Lady Hawks blew Ryerson that can come close to felling this surprise away in the first half, coming back giant; Laurentian went on to win The of the playoffs was the Brock Badgers, from an early Ryerson lead. Sue their sixth straight OWIAA champion- who upset Little, Andrea Prescott, and ship. No other team in any other heavily favoured Toronto and then went to surprise Catherine Foulon made it look easy university sport is so far ahead of all on McMaster in the semi-finals. The over as they turned the score around to its competition. win McMaster made the difference in the first half. meant that the Lady Hawks played Laurentian played excellent de- McMaster for third place. fense and incredible Ryerson had a 4-2 lead when Little offense to The Lady Hawks knew if they dominate the Lady Hawks. Despite came up with six straight points to were going to beat the first-place the hopelessness of the tie the game 8-8. Foulon gave the situation team from Mac, they would have to Laurier played their hearts out and Lady Hawks the lead and made sure come out flying in the first half. And must be for their effort. that Ryerson would have no chance admired fly they did, in taking the lead early ofregaining it by scoring 10 pointsin The Lady Hawks scored 33 points and holding it to end up ahead at the the half. Prescott also contributed in the first half, which would usually half 42-31. six points and made several steals. mean a lead going into the second This was accomplished by great The Lady Hawks played very ag- half, but instead they found them- offensive plays and greatrebounding gressively and this allowed them to selves down by 31 points, 64-33. by the Lady Hawks in general. It rack up two impressive scoring The second half story was the was, however, mainly the results of when Kris Peel made a great steal The main strength of the team is streaks in taking the score from 8-8 same. Laurentian dominated in all the Andrea Prescott show. Prescott only to miss the lay-up. Therebound their ability to score. Not to take to 17-8, and from 19-11 to 29-11. areas ofplay. This team is incredible; played as if her life depended on it, ended up in the hands of Prescott anything away from Frescott's per- The Lady Hawks also netted 13 of they can score from anywhere out- scoring an incredible 21 points in the who took a desperate outside shot formance, but that could have been 16 (81%) from the line. At the end of side, and could probably beat any first half as, to the amazement of and hit the rim. any number of players on the team. the first half Laurier led 36-17. team justwith their outside shooting. everyone, she sunk basket after Time ran out and Mac came away Foulon, Little, Ryan, Feel, Anne A 19-point lead appeared quite Laurentian also has depth on their basket. with a 64-62 win. Weber, and even members who are safe, but Ryerson fought back and bench with about 12 women whom In the second half, McMaster McMaster was led by Nancy not played as often are all easily gave the noisy pro-Laurier crowd a have the size and speed to be began to show why they finished Hyland who seemed unable to miss capable of scoring 10-15 points a scare as the Lady Hawk defense fell starters. first in the East by outscoring the from outside. game. apart. The only flaw in the team from Lady Hawks 33-20. The star of the tournament for What usually happens is one of Ryerson scored 14 unanswered Sudbury is in their character. They The Laurier defense fell apart as Laurier was Andrea Prescott who these players gets very hot and does points to pull within seven, as the are a great team, they know it, and Mac scored 10 straight points to tie averaged 13.6 points per game and all the scoring. If Jeffries can get score went from 40-19 to 40-33. like to beat their opponents over the the game 60-60 with 2:45 left in the led the Lady Hawks with 47 total more than two players playing to But just as coach Gary Jefferies head with this fact. Despite having a game. It remained that way until the points (28% of the team's total their scoring potential per game he was beginning to sweat, and Ryerson 46-point lead, Laurentian went all 1:30 mark when Mac pulled ahead output). will have a team averaging 68-75 hopes began to rise, Coleen Ryan out in the final 30 seconds of the by two. Prescott tied the game at 62 The Lady Hawks finished fourth points a game instead of one who extinguished the fire. Ryan is rarely game so they could get one more but Mac again went ahead by two in Ontario which is their best year has a 58.5 average (still tops in their the team's high scorer in any game, basket to push their total to 100 with 28 seconds to go. ever. Next year look for improve- division). If this happens, next year's but israther an extremely consistent points. Mac regained possession of the ment in the squad as their confidence Lady Hawks might be able to chal- player who can be counted on for They did it again to the Brock ball with only a few seconds left as a team grows. lenge Laurentian.