the CORD 364 Valentines weekly pages Wilfrid Laurier Univenity, Waterloo, Ontario Volume 26, Number 20 Thursday, February 13, 1986 see 13-15 Students' meal plan protest thwarted by Audrey Ramsay said the only concrete proposal put ing with the President. with the administration's attitude. Two first-year students, Angela forward by Dr. Weir during their Habib said Dr. Weir warned him "For the last three years we have Sauro and Sue Marten, are not

A planned student demonstra- meeting was to form a sub-commit- that if the students chose to act in been ignored, put off, delayed ... happy with their 15-point meal tion against the present Wilfrid tee of the Food Services Commit- an immature manner, Weir would the administration doesn't care plan. "1 don't like (the idea) that Laurier University meal plan sys- tee, which will report back to Weir deal with them in the same manner. about the students' concerns," said you lose your points each day if tem was thwarted after a represen- on April 1. "Our objective is to get it (the Douglas Earle, member of the first you miss your meals," said Sauro. tative of the protest group was told The students had hoped that by sub-committee report) done by year Council and key organizer of Both agreed that the declining by university president Dr. John eating their lunches outside Dr. March 15so that this ensures it will the petition. balance system was a much better Weir that a committee would be Weir's office, they would draw be implemented," said Habib. Earle added that the Food Ser- alternative. formed to investigate alternatives attention to their dissatisfaction with Liz Sproat, another member of vice Committee doesn't even review "If something isn't being produc- to the current system only if the the current meal plan and adminis- the committee, said the declining the budget before the administation. tively done students should protest protest was disbanded. The dem- tration's apparent lack of interest in balance system may be a little "The administration basically again, "said Jeff Kaake, Executive onstration was to take place out- the issue. more expensive to implement, but feels that students are too imma- Vice-president of the Wilfrid Laur- side the WLU President's office Despite the students' attempt to at least it will be more flexible. She ture to make their own decisions," ier University Students' Union, "If last Wednesday. keep their plans from the adminis- said it would benefit both the dining he said. we were to wait until April 1 the Karim Habib, President of Willi- tration, Dr. Weir knew of the pro- hall and the students because it Residents reacted favourably to issue would get buried." son Hall, and one of the representa- test, and warned Habib not to go would promote a better atmosphere the proposition of a declining bal- She stated that there are lapses tives of the dissatisfied students, ahead with the sit-in. and ease tension between students ance system. Meri Kim Oliver, and inconsistencies in the present told hundreds of gathered students "He knew everything, (about the and staff. Head resident at Clara Conrad system. that the sit-in was cancelled. He sit-in)," said Habib after his meet- But students are still not pleased Hall, and a supervisor of the sit-in, "Every year students move off agreed with Sproat that the declin- campus and the whole issue is ing balance system should be imple- never raised again until they come mented. back on campus," she said. Laurier getsfirst female chancellor by Andrea Cole and presence as chancellor would be a Richard Taylor, WLU Information statement of our commitment to officer things cultural and artistic," said Dr. John Weir, President of Wilfrid Maureen Forrester, Canada's Laurier University. great operatic star, will become Weir said that while Forrester's chancellor of Wilfrid Laurier Uni- appointment has nothing directly to do with the proposed building of the Arts and Culture Centre, it would be a happy coincidence if the centre was built while she was chancellor. Forrester received an honourary A model Arts Centre. This reproduction of the proposed Arts and Cultural degree from Laurier in November, Centre is residing in the Paul Martin Centre. The orginal drawings are somewhat 1975and has also received honour- dissimilar. Photo courtesy WLU. ary doctorates from a number of other universities, 13 in all. Forrester has been the chair of the Canada Council since 1984. The Canada Council is a govern- UW Pres says pageant stays ment agency that promotes and sponsors the arts in Canada. by Sarah Hayward concern that if administration gives son, volunteer staff of the centre. She began her career singing in in on this issue, it would "expose "He (Wright) is saying that the church choirs, and made her pro- The President of the University the University to pressures of every University can't make a moral fessional debut in 1953 with the of Waterloo is determined to main- sort in favour of, or in opposition to, judgement, which has been done Maureen Forrester Montreal Symphony under the bat- tain UWs 15-yeartradition of hold- political and ethical opinions" from in the past, with Enginews for versity at the university's spring on of Otto Klemperer. ing the Miss Oktoberfest beauty a variety of pressure groups. example," said O'Sullivan. convocation on May 25, 1986. That debut led to an audition pageant on campus, despite the "I have concluded that it would "It's extremely hypocritical," "Maureen Forrester is a promi- continued on page 5 submission of a 1500 name peti- be improper for the University to said Anderson. "He (Wright) rec- nent Canadian artist — we felt her tion and a letter campaign protest- ban such an event on this campus," ognizes the danger to women of the

ing the sexist nature of the pageant. said Wright, in the letter dated traditional stereotypes — that's why The petition voiced disapproval January 28. "A university is ill- we have the Safety Van. As well, of beauty pageants in general, and equipped to establish itself as a he recognizes the limitations to asserted that they are sexist, dis- censor or moral judge, nor should it women in their stereotypical roles; criminatory and reinforce tradition- ever be in that position." that's why the University just hired Inside Demon blues al views of women. The letter cam- He reiterated these remarks at a ten female professors, granted us a paign has been going on for several Board of Directors' meeting on Women's Centre, and denied fund- It wasn't everyone's bag, but years, said members of the Wo- February 4. He said that events ing for Enginews. But still he goes our reviewer thought the Shuffle men's Centre, who were responsi- like the beauty pageant which are ahead and allows this kind of thing, Demons were right on. sponsored ble for initiating the campaign. not by the University, that promotes women as sex ob- Distance education page 19 are held Waterloo Mayor Marjorie Carroll but on campus, "are neither jects." Telecollege provides unique op- and Liberal Party President, lona necessarily sanctioned by the Uni- Enginews was the controversial portunities for students who can't Campagnola were among the peo- versity, nor does their presence monthly tabloid published by the attend full-time. B-Ball Hawks win ple who wrote letters objecting to here reflect any concurrence by the Engineering Society last until late page 11 The men's basketball team the beauty pageant. University in the values such organ- year. It ceased publication to due swept their season series against Despite the opposition, Dr. Doug izations espouse." pressure from the university admin- the perennial power- Wright, President of the Univer- Members of the Women's Cen- istration and OUAA women's groups. house the Waterloo Warriors. sity, has decided to continue hold- tre, however, were unhappy with The centre is looking into other page 23 ing the pageant on campus. In a Wright's decision. venues for the pageant; they are letter addressed to members of the "It was a cop-out," said Stacey continued on page 3 Women's Centre, Wright stated his O'Sullivan and Cameron Ander- 2 Thursday, February 13, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY gp t j ! I

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n_rxrcnJvvrL ru news THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, February 13, 1986 3 Students stand firm behind naming

by Andrea Cole Nichols — we have to fight for it Governors, the actual ownership of cated a willingness to sit down with or not students had the right to and Andrew M. Dunn (our rights)," said Director Joanne the Nichols Campus Centre build- the students' union to discuss the name their own building. This is the Taylor. ing was decided to be unquestiona- matter. matter that we can't forget," said Directors of the Wilfrid Laurier Brian Thompson, student repre- Certosimo. University Students' Union vowed sentative to the Board of Gover- Certosimo cited the Operations to stand firm behind the recent nors, said he was happy with the Procedures Agreement (OPA) as naming of the Students' Union BOG decision. an important factor in the decision. Building. The building is now called The OPA states specifically that the Nichols Campus Centre. "Both sides will be able to sit the only limits on student auto- Director after director voiced down and communicate," he said, nomy in running the building occur approval over the naming of the adding that if such action did not when the students' union acts to the building and the procedure that occur, he was concerned that Dean detriment of the university com- was followedat the WLUSU board Nichols' name would be hurt. munity. meeting Sunday If the university and the students afternoon. Matt "It's an issue of integrity in the WLUSU President Certo- disagree, says the agreement, the system," said Business Director simo told the BOD that the matter matter would go to an arbitration was an one to the stu- Jono Tice. "We've proven to stu- important process. union. was signed dents that we're not just an organi- dents' The OPA in 1977. action. WLUSU discusses the name matter we're dealing with is zation for parties. We should be- Directors in "The In 1966, student fees wereraised making problem. CORD photo by Andrew Dunn. the question of whether or not the to pay for the new student building. lieve in our own future and I union on this campus is having the sole responsibility for "We as students have the right bly the university's. This was de- students' Then-university President Dr. Vil- an in-camera discus- going to be autonomous enough to laume agreed to the condition that our future ... and not rely on admin- and are within our rights to name cided after make decisions on behalf of the any change and istration to decide on what we have our own building," said Business sion. It was further stated that the in the purpose students," "No one has proposed to do with our own building." Director Ivana Fabrizi. building was held in trust for the he said. function of the building just nature of the nam- "To keep our commitment to the However, at a Tuesday Feb. 11 students. disputed the could only be brought about by a ing itself ... it's an issue of whether directive of the student council. students and as well as Dean meeting of the WLU Board of The Board of Governors indi- Katimavik killed amid much protest asking the OTTAWA (CUP) — The Kati- chard met Hebert and Katimavik secretary to minister of youth youth during International Year of spent 45 minutes prime mavik youth volunteer program, administrators Jan. 28 to inform Andree Champagne, would not Youth and of the recommendations minister about a bugging of the which involved 20,000 young peo- them the $19 million funding for supply any details of these future in the Senate report on youth." Liberal caucus 23 years ago. ple during its ten years of existence, the program was being cut. programs. And she said Cham- The program pays the shelter died recently without a sound of "He said after ten years we have pagne took no part in the decision Youth's main concern is jobs, and food costs for 2,000 young protest in the House of Commons. to try something different," said to close Katimavik. she said, and Katimavik is not a job people a year, to work for nine But down the hall Senator Hebert. "This was a decision of the creation program. months on community projects and Jacques Hebert, who founded the Bouchard's office said the secretary of state," Van Deusen "Bullshit!" said Hebert when in social work in three different program, read his colleagues a blis- money would be redirected to job said. asked about Bouchard's statement provinces. One of these three- tering open letter to prime minister creation programs from the minis- month periods is spent in a French- Brian Mulroney, attacking the deci- try of employment and immigra- speaking region. sion "on the pretext that times are tion, or to other programs that will Hebert predicted the House of hard, to pass up this marvellous soon be announced by the ministry Commons would be flooded with investment in the future." of youth. petitions from the 20,000 or more Secretary of State Benoit Bou- But Lisa Van Deusen, press Katimavik participants across Can- ada. In his letter, Hebert said the New York City Demonstration Project, I'm Driving begins launched last October, was "lar- gely inspired by the Katimavik by Kelvin Johnston program." card. If caught disobeying this rule, "(Katimavik) is the envy of a Last weekend saw the official club status and privileges will be large number of foreign countries, introduction of the "I'm Driving" revoked. among them, Australia, Ireland, club at Wilfrid Laurier University. Laurier's BACCHUS is trying to Indonesia, the Phillipines, Pakistan The long-awaited club is sponsored get this program extended to such Andrest assured in the knowledge that your Conservative government is doing and India," Hebert wrote. all make by BACCHUS (Boosting places as Taps and Federation we can to Canada a better place to live. That concludes tonight's The community projects com- Alcohol of Ripley's Consciousness Concerning the Hall, common drinking spots for episode Believe it or Not." pleted by Katimavik volunteers Health of University Students), and WLU students. "Priority number one is jobs," that he had replacements for Kati- had to be suggested by communi- is meant to deter drinking and driv- "We talked to Fed Hall," said said Bouchard's press secretary, mavik. "I don't believe a word of ties, not take employment away ing, especially for Turret and Wilf's Angiolillo, "They were all for it Marie-Josee Lapointe. "For a $20 it." from anyone in the community, patrons. ..they thought it was great." She million program that reaches Hebert doesn't think the secre- and be relevant to the environment. Only 20 students joined the club added that she is hoping that Fed 2,000 people, we think we can do tary of state made the decision to Katimavik volunteers each got over the weekend, but expectations Hall will continue the program vol- better. It's a Cadillac program that close Katimavik. $1,000 at the end of their place- are high, according to Julie Angio- untarily on a regular basis. we can turn into a Volkswagon "My feeling is that he was ment, as well as $1 per day. These lillo, the club organizer. On Thursday February 6, program." ordered to do that (kill Katimavik) amounts had not risen in 10 years. On entering the campus bars, BACCHUS brought a police of- She said the Conservative from higher up." Hebert said applications for next members must sign a form stating ficer and his mobile Alert unit to the government's new program, to be The Liberal and New Demo- year's Katimavik program are cur- that they have not been drinking Turret to demonstrate to students announced by the time Katimavik cratic parties have been silent on rently coming in at the rate of 500 nor will they be drinking, and that how little alcohol is required for ends in June, "willbe a reflectionof the cut. The day after Katimavik per week. they aire the drivers for the evening. people to be intoxicated. the consultation we've had with was shut down, the parties instead Two friends must also co-sign the The Alert unit establishes three form. different categories of intoxication: "We didn't get off to a good green light — you are fine to drive; Profs provide research answers start," Angiolillo said, "We needed yellow light — generally results in a the form of consent, and they didn't 12-hour licence suspension; red by Chris Bechard REMAT hopes to provide some The benefits of the centre include come in until recently. We're hop- light — intoxication over the legal tangible answers. the enhancement of Laurier's professors repu- ing to give out more this week." limit resulting in a suspension of A number of of Wil- "It is important that industry tation and an increase in the quality Members of the club will be one's licence, a serious fine, and frid Laurier University's School of knows that universities are capable of education as faculty members served free soft drinks if they are possibly a jail term. Business and Economics have estab- of solving their real world prob- are attuned to the immediate and the designated non-drinking driver Angiolillo said the designated lished an organization which will lems," Dr.Noori said. future problems of industry. for their group. To become a mem- driver program started in the Unit- enable them to express their ideas The organization also effectively ber, students must sign an affidavit ed States, but she believes that more efficiently to those who might solves the problem of government "The more we meet the needs of that they will not drink any alcohol Laurier is one of the first universi- be interested in their research. underfunding of research (which industry and its problems, the more once they have presented their club ties to start a similar program. directly affects quality of educa- we can present current ideas in the REMAT, the Research Centre tion) by approaching industry for a classroom, the more students are for the Management of New Tech- portion of the research funds. The prepared when they leave," said nology, is a non-profit organization strength of its membership may Noori. Pageant operating on contributions from give REMAT the necessary lever- The prospect of better educated over 350 manufacturing firms or age to negotiate "major" funding students was one basis that the "founding members," government from the government, which in- founding firms were approached continued from page 1 funding, and university sponsor- volves a difference of one or two on. must have never lived in a com- ship. zeros over normal funding, said As for direct student involve- seeking other places in the Water- mon-law relationship, have never According to Dr. Hamid Noori, Noori. ment, REMAT would like to in- loo vicinity where the pageant might had an abortion, and must be director of REMAT, the centre Research is carried on at two volve students whenever possible be held off campus. They plan to unmarried, said members of the provides a catalyst between indus- levels: service research addresses once the organization becomes have an alternative to the pageant Women's Centre. try, government funding, and uni- the immediate problems of busi- more firmly established and has a available on the evening of the "The message is if you're not versities. The major problem fac- ness, and contract research ex- number of ongoing projects, Noori pageant. pure and virginal, you're not a real ing Canadian industry today, he pands the frontier of present know- said. Women who want to be in the woman; you're not desirable," said said, is the acquisition and imple- ledge. Research is done for whom- Activities are primarily in the Miss Oktoberfest Beauty Pageant O'Sullivan. mentation of new technology, and ever needs the service at the time. South-Western Ontario region. 4 Thursday, February 13, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY news Development Fund still concerns Board

by Tony Karg versity concerning the fund's allo- Vice-President: Marketing position; ing Reading Week: closed at 6 p.m. — closed Feb. 15

— cation. This contract would be ■ a $300 loan and a $300 Turret — Friday, Feb. 14 closed and 16 open 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

— Problems with the Development presented to the students for ratifi- grant was awarded to the Graduate at manager's discretion — Closed during the week Closed on Feb! Fund were a topic of concern at cation at the general election. Student Association in order to until Feb. 24; 22 and 23;

— Sunday's meeting of the Wilfrid The BOD also questioned the send a delegate to a conference at Wilfs — Friday Feb. 14 closed Games Room Friday Feb 14

— Laurier University Students' Union eventual fate of MacDonald House. Lakehead University. at 6 p.m. — closed Feb. 15and 16 closed at 6 p.m. closed Feb. 15

— Board of Directors (BOD). The It is uncertain whether the entire — open regular hours during the and 16 open 10 a.m. to 11:30

— terms of the initial agreement have building will be converted back to a ■ WLUSU-operated services week — Closed on Feb. 22 and 23; p.m. during the week Closed on

undergone changes so the BOD is residence or if the Fine Arts depart- will be open the following times dur- Info Centre — Friday Feb. 14 Feb. 22 and 23. uncertain as to what actions it ment will remain in its present should take. location. "All I would say is that there's a Apart from the Development clear confusion or contradiction Fund, the situation with the present Housing task force updated between what the terms were that meal plan was debated. Recently by Andrea Cole bylaws, zoning, and licencing pro- be implemented for the new school on (at time of a the students voted the the First Year Council and group cedures. year. the fund's inception) and what the of concerned diners supported the The task force on student hous- The second subcommittee, WLUSU will be presenting a aire as they stand today," idea of a declining food balance terms ing has gone into the later phases of chaired by Wilfrid Laurier Univer- detailed proposal on these areas to said WLUSU President Matt Certo- system. The BOD agreed to sup- its to study sity Registrar Jim Wilgar and Uni- the three subcommittees. port in mandate student hous- simo. them their future efforts ing problems in Waterloo, Wilfrid versity of Waterloo student repre- The steering committee sets the agreed the prin- towards a more flexible and fair While the BOD Laurier University Students' Union sentative Jeff Wilson, will be look- tone and direction of the housing of the Development Fund has meal plan for the students. ciple president Matt Certosimo told the ing into the creation of a housing study, while the working committee not changed, present circumstan- Executive Vice-President Jeff Board of Directors at their meeting bureau and the education of stu- takes in viewpoints from students, ces have raised several key ques- Kaake announced that the nomina- Sunday. dents and community about hous- community residents, and other tions. tion deadline for election candi- The Steering committee has ta- ing issues. interested parties. are concerned that, dates will be extended from Feb. 13 Directors ken all the issues brought to its The third subcommittee, chaired The task force was struck late in according to original to 14 to a delay the agree- Feb. due in getting attention by the working committee by WLUSU president Matt Certo- 1985 at the suggestion of Water- were posters up. ment, students told the Arts candidates' divided itself into three sub- simo, will look into specific trans- loo alderman Brian Turnbull. to be built Other matters discussed in- and Centre would begin committees. These subcommittees portation issues facing students, next two Building within the years. cluded: exist pending working committee such as buses and bike paths. has not yet begun. ratification. The subcommittees will report to The BOD expressed the neces- ■ the creation of an inactive The first subcommittee will study the task force by September 1, sity having some sort of new club status; of specific technical issues such as 1986so that any suggestions may PCS wants contract negotiated with the uni- ■ the proposed creation of a attention by Kelvin Johnston Placement and Career Services at Wilfrid Laurier University does not get the recognition it deserves for helping Arts and Science stu- dents find employment, said Anne Stuart, career program co-ordi- nator for PCS. H "We really do work hard for Arts and Science students, yet most of them see us as a service only for business students," said Stuart. 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• 10% Discount to students 4WardairHolidays 65 University at Weber 885-2180 news THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, February 13, 1986 5 Businessmen don't want feminist grads by Catherine Bainbridge prised by the study's findings. ney, disagrees with the Hitt and Canadian University Press In other words, feminist can equal Zikmund findings. troublemaker and she should be "We hire the people most qualified Magazine ads say feminists are avoided regardless of her qualifica- for the job," said Cote. "If she is smart, liberated women — on their tions for the job. doing her job perfectly, it doesn't way up the corporate ladder. But in She is presently researching how matter that she is a member of ... the real world, businessmen don't companies are organised and how whatever. We don't care about that." want women fit into feminists. them. According to Devine, women graduates "All Female MBA who let organisations in society are rarely get influential positions in cor- their prospective employers know fashionedafter the male experience," porations and are concentrated in they are are likely she said. "Women, with feminists not to get their own go-nowhere jobs such as human according a patterns of communication and styles hired, to recently re- resource people and personnel leased study by two American busi- of leadership, are scary to men." workers. ness researchers entitled "Fore- Devine said a woman's behaviour warned is Forearmed." is labelled hysterical when she is Even the women who do make it Dr. Michael Hitt and Dr. William emotional and aggressive when she's into influential positions suffer from Zikmund, former colleagues at assertive. "When she's assertive on the way companies are organised, Oklahoma State University, conduc- "The natural assumption is that issues, comparable worth. Someone feminist issues, then she's labelled said Devine. ted a U.S.-wide research blitz send- these companies don't want some- with an interest in feminism might hostile," Devine said. "Who wants to go out for drinks ing 200 companies in a cross-section one who potentially might take a question a company's practices." Raymond Cote, director of employ- with guys and talk about football," of fields resumes of two MBA candi- look at issues that could create prob- Dr. Irene Devine, Associate Pro- ment at the Montreal aircraft and she said. "But that's where the deci- dates, both feminists. lems," he said. "You have equal pay fessor of Management, is not sur- arms manufacturer Pratt and Whit- sions are being made." When contacted by CUP, Hitt, now director of Texas A and M's management school, said the find- ings of the study were easily applica- ble to Canadian women. Labour relations are key to success Some of the resumes made refer- ence to doctored theses done by the by Chris Bechard robots. Every employee is empow- relationship candidates on job discrimination chased here. adversarial between ered to stop the assembly line if Toyota projects in North Amer- North American labour and man- against women. Others didn't. Susumu Yanagisawa, product quality not president is up to stand- ica include a joint venture with agement as a key issue in the suc- Among these resumes, some inclu- of Toyota Canada Inc., cited labour ards. General Motors in California and a cess of these projects. ded only the initials and surnames of relations as a Culturally, major element in the the Japanese work new $400 million plant in Cam- According to Yanagisawa, the the candidates (leaving open the Japanese story emerged a small, economic success ethic from crowd- bridge Ont., where 300 persons "company that ignores respect for possibility that the candidate was in a M) presentation at Laurier on ed (population 100 country, will be employed. The company people will fail." Toyota has not male). Thursday, 6. wholly dependent on re- Feb. external sees the reduction of the traditional had a strike in its first 34 years. Hitt and Zikmund found that Employee job satisfaction stem- sources, and an industrial base des- resumes using initials, not names, ming from recognition for individ- troyed by WW 11. received the same number of positive ual contributions, skilled work, and "Co-operation was a necessity of responses whether the job discrimi- high levels of job responsibility life," said Yanagisawa. nation thesis was mentioned or not. means high employee morale and Work ethics are also enhanced But when the resume clearly indi- Forrester high productivity at Toyota, said by Buddhist religious thinking (in cated that the candidate was female, Yanagisawa to a which work is a virtue), and standing-room- the continued from page 1 could give more concerts and lec- she got more than twice as many only audience. values of the Samurai, absorbed by that saw her first American appear- ture to students who were showing positive responses when the thesis Employees are mone- the nation after the rewarded dissolution of at Carnegie Hall, singing potential as serious performers in was left out. tarily suggestions, the traditional Japanese soci- ance for of which class Gustav Mahler's Resurrection Sym- the western style. "We concluded that companies there were 2,150,000 in 1984 (or ety. phony. She has been considered Her other honours and awards were interested in hiring women, but 48 per employee), Toyota operates under a joint 98% of which the world's leading interpreter of include being made a Companion they were not interested in women were accepted and implemented. labour/management declaration, who Mahler ever since. of the Order of Canada in 1967. showed interest in job discrimi- Dirty boring jobs are which is a statement of com- and carried their Forrester devotes much of her She was one of three women to be nation," said Hitt. out by machinery mon goals within the company automated and and time to the stage since her debut awarded the honour the year the in the economy as a whole, set of award was established. down in writing. with the Metropolitan Opera These common in 1975. Forrester succeeds John Black goals bond employees at New York all levels In 1978, she had the distinction Aird, former Lieutenant-Governor in the organization and create a of being one of the world's first of Ontario, who served the univer- mutual trust, said Yanagisawa. "Bury apartheid" major to tour sing- sity as chancellor for eight soloists China, years. 1985 marks the 20th anniver- ing with the Toronto Symphony. In He has recently been named chan- sary of Toyota in Canada, a year in a rare move, the government in- cellor emeritus, a newly created which 75,000 vehicles were pur- says ambassador vited her back to China so that she position. at U of T debate

TORONTO (CUP) - After edi- a bullet-proof vest. torials crying out for "Free The ambassador was nearly hit Speech!" in major city newspapers with a wooden mace and was across Canada, Glen Babb, am- shouted down by angry protestors bassador of South Africa, finally the last time he tried to speak at the got to speak at the University of University November 14. Toronto Jan. 31. Babb claimed some of Graham's And after a heavy debate, politi- information came from "Commu- cal science students also invited nist and unreliable sources" and Babb to a future lecture at McGill said human dignity, life, liberty and University. property must be protected for At the invitation of a group of people of all colours in South Africa. law students, Babb and a U of T After the debate, Babb was sur- professor debated the use of inter- rounded by RCMP and Toronto national sanctions to curb apar- police officers and hustled into a theid, South Africa's policy of car, while protestors hurled snow- racial segregation. balls and insults at him. ment While the debate itself was peace- ful, about 150 protestors outside The incident sparked discus- the hall drowned parts of the dis- sions on the street and in local and cussion by hammering on doors national media about whether Babb and chanting "Freedom Yes, Apart- should be allowed to speak on y coming soon heid No." In the building's lobby, apartheid. 60 students and faculty staged a The debate went ahead after an sit-in, gagging themselves to "sym- attempt by four U of T professors bolize the denial of free speech and for an injunction to halt the event fundamental freedoms" in South was unsuccessful. Africa. Bab told the crowd of 150 and Submissions (poetry, pers- published on Thursday, the closed-circuit TV audience of pectives, artwork, etc.) are March 6. All submissions More visible to Babb were the 100 that "I come not to praise 10 students inside the hall who apartheid, but to bury it." welcomed for the Cord are due by Thursday, Feb- donned Ku Klux Klan robes and His opponent, law professor Bill Weekly's & Gay ruary 27. gave the ambassador a sarcastic Graham defended divestment as a Lesbian standing ovation whenever he response by the international com- supplement, which will be spoke. munity and maintained that South RCMP, campus and a'ty pojice African blacks have "chosen lib- guarded the hall and, according to erty over economic advantage" in one newspaper report, Babb wore supporting divestment by the West. I I I 1 6 Thursday, February 13, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY comment Haven ofrationality

In a world drowning in despair and hypocrisy, I stubbornly cling to the romantic notion that universities are havens of all those old- fashioned ideals: of enlightenment, rationality, even justice. (Fool that I am.) But this cherished fantasy is becoming tattered like a well-loved doll that has seen better days. It is fading quickly in the harsh glare of cold, hard facts. Facts that show how irrational and unfair uni- versity students can be. Glenn Babb, the South African ambassador, was finally allowed to debate the feasibility of divestment last week at the University of Toronto. The university had initially banned him from the campus because of his government's racist practices. But editorials across Canada deplored the oppressive tactics of the university, and even- tually U of T was forced by public opinion to reverse its decision. Babb was allowed a forum to express his views. But the students were determined to upstage Babb, and repress his message. One-hundred and fifty protestors pounded on the door during the debate, some hurled insults and snowballs at him. Others dressed up as members of the Ku Klux Klein to insult him. Sixty sat gagged in the hallway, to show how they thought South African blacks felt. Maybe I'm a dreamer. Maybe I expect too much from students. But 1 find these actions inexcusable. Instead of reflecting enlightenment, they revealed hysteria. Instead of upholding justice, they undermined one of the fundamen- tal rights of a free society — the freedom of speech. And instead of showing love, they showed hate thinly disguised under a transparent veil of self-righteousness. The thing I find almost laughably ironic about these actions, is the sheer hypocrisy of Canadians who hurl abuse at the South Afri- can government. When Canada was founded, there was no talk of "one man, one vote." We treated our native peoples with the same degree of scorn that the Boers did when they established South Africa. And we still treat them miserably by cramming them onto reservations, and stripping them of their rights to autonomy. We benignly allow them to preserve remnants of their proud heritage, while we strip them of their land. I feel that only Westerners could be capable of such supreme arrogance in light of this miserable track record. We Canadians have no right to scream epithets at our South African brothers. Just as the students harshly criticize Babb for his government's intolerance of the blacks' voice, so I harshly criticize them for their intolerance of the voice of South Africa. Sarah Hayward Letters

riding on this one. Matt Certosimo isn't to name a building — the person who That being the case, who named it Traditions reassured. He has a lot of automony holds the mortgage or the person who becomes irrelevant. How about an offi- Naming riding on this one. pays it? cial ceremony with Dr. Weir, the Board Fred Nichols isn't reassured. He never If 1 buy a house, 1 can name it Dave of Governors, the Press, Fred Nichols die hard asked to be involved in any of this. Docherty's Looney Bin and as long as I and Matt Certosimo. They could unveila perfectly Who's right? Probably no one; but keep upwith my mortgage payments, no new plaque, grumble a few words and at the facts anyway. one can stop me. I sell Cheese. For a university student population let's look If my house, the head off to a Wine and "approach" (and in would) that is too conservative to join OFS FACT: Matt Certosimo did new owners can this case I'm sure Matt would agree. legal change (Ontario Federation of Students), its John Weir with the idea of naming the the name. If I stop paying my After all, in 1984, we left in good Student Union certainly has a knack for SUB the FNCC (what if the Dean's mid- mortgage payments and the bank takes terms with the administration. The Nichols Campus Centre was Ian?). over, then they can in in appropriate getting into confrontations with the admin- dle name was change the name. They did 1985 too. named a responsible and istration. FACT: John Weir told Matt that the Until then, lay off. Traditions die hard at WLU (is that way. to go through a or Laurier?) a recent class, a In 1984 it was the ramp in the tunnd students would have I don't know if the analogy works for Waterloo Lutheran Wilfrid During law discussion procedure (the President and the situation at hand. it am sure car to the Library. 1985 it was the Hazel proper The University Think about Matt, John. 1 arose regarding the ownership of a In Governors) in it. Street Crosswalk. In 1986 it is the Fred Board of order to name owns the land. Perhaps that is why the the Dean is thinking a lot about and insurance rates. In order to avoid the Nichols Campus Centre. the Student's only building. name is Nichols Campus Centre and not Uncomfortably too. high insurance premiums a car owner felt that by doing A) the Nichols Patch of Ground. under (like would normally I am reassured. FACT: Matt 25 you or I) B) it wouldn't I curious to Weir Docherty Unfortunately, I am no longer involved WLUSU would lose and would be know if Dr. Dave pay, mom or dad's name would appear surprise is comfortable with the name. recogni- ownership, though money and am, therefore, perhaps one of the be a In on the even the is tion few reassured people around. John Weir FACT: If the Student Union Building of Fred Nichols' past service to stu- to pay for the car came from your isn't reassured. He has a lot of authority to be named after anyone, Fred Nichols dents and the building, I think he (Dr. pocket. is the only candidate in the race. Weir) would have to agree that it is the What came ofthis discussion was that choice, QUESTION: Who has legal entitlement best no, the only choice. continued on page 7

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No part of this publication may be Ad Reps Bemie Calford, Zoltan Horcsok, Dave Mcintosh Ad Manager Bert Trapman reproduced without permission of the editor. Al Strathdee Contributors:Bruce Arculus, Chris Bechard, Richard Cousins, Cori Ferguson, Kelvin Johnston, Tony Karg, Dave King, Brad Lyon, Scott MacDiarmid, Contributors con't: Ingrid Randoja, Susan Shepley, Ron Shuttleworth, Tony National Advertising Paul MacDonald, Greg Mcßae, Scott Piatkowski, Audrey Ramsay, Spencer, Chris Starkey, Maria Stanborough, Janice Tuorranen, Sue Wallace, Campus Plus (416)481-7283 Mathew Whitehead, Robb Zilles comment THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, February 13, 1986 7 Arigato Festival Laurier arigato in English, the experience of Festival Japan Question was not difficult to have. Festival Japan is something which continues to surprise me. It was, in my opinion, culture comment something which approached being a miracle. by Festival Japan represented many things to many of the Week John people. One thing it represented is the popularity that Iwohara Japanese culture is currently experiencing in North America. During festival week I remember walking through the concourse and quickly viewing what was I have previously described Festival Laurier, being shown on the video monitor. The monitor was known this year as Festival Japan, as a tribute to displaying parts of my culture that 1 had spent a those Japanese-Canadians who introduced and main- lifetime trying to hide. Most people did not care to tained Japanese culture in Canada. I felt that this watch the monitor, others watched with fascination, What do you think is the best thing you could do tribute was a particularly special one because of the and I was embarrassed by it. It was with solemn during reading week? Japanese-Canadian experience. fascination that I observed people's interest in Japan As a way to express by Stephan Deschenes and Andrew M. Dunn my gratitude towards this year's festival I thought that and Japanese culture: a little over 40 years ago my I would introduce the Japanese expression "arigato" father had to call a concentration camp home, and my to you. mother lost her home to an atomic bomb. Simply translated, arigato means "thank you". I kept having to ask myself "how could things have This translation does not, however, adequately ex- changed so much?" The point is, however, that it has: press the word s meaning. The expression arigato is it has become possible for a university to highlight comprised of two Chinese characters. The first "aru" Japanese culture. Although Festival Japan has come means gone, express , or "to have"; the second, which is and I still cannot help but my gratitude read "kan" when written alone, means "difficult". for the event. Despite the history, despite all the hate Arigato, therefore, means "that which is difficult to that has existed, (and which more them likely still a have , or "that which is difficult to experience". does) Festival Japan became reality. I guess that the Superficially, Festival Japan was not difficult to term arigato expresses the feeling one gets after expe- something rare "Minasama, experience. All one had to do was go to the different riencing and beautiful. Study on the beach in Florida. events. Although I am having difficulties expressing domo arigato-gozaimashita." Ha Ha!! Dean Westman Honours Bio-chemistry Got the "February blahs"?

biggest manhunt in Canadian history: posse after guest column posse of Mounties and trappers on dog-sleds, with Indian and Eskimo trackers, equipped with two-way by radio and even an airplane. First they surrounded, Tom York then dynamited his cabin; they pursued him into the foothills of the Richardson Johnson eluded Mountains. skiing. Again they in, Go them. and again boxed him but he Lori Bumstead outfoxed and outfought them, finally killing one 3rd Year Honours English "If you like Club Med, you'll love Hedonism II." So (though he could have killed many). In temperatures the sign read, and there were probably several plummeting to -75 degrees F., without food, without hundred this week in Toronto who booked flights for fire, without human precedent, he crossed the Richard- the "February trial-pak." son Mountains in winter, a feat which even the Indian Closer to home, here in K-W, with the temperature trackers thought impossible. He was spotted, finally, plummeting, plus the wind-chill factor, and the top-of- on the other side — the full story can be found in your-head-hole ready to blow open with each step Trapper (Doubleday, 1981; rpt. Avon, 1983) —the nearer the class you haven't prepared for, you Mounties got their man, or what was left of him, on wonder, "Is it worth it?" And a small, still voice within February 17, 1932. says, "Certainly not." Whenever I get the "February blahs" I think of We'll call this state the "February blahs." Johnson on the mountain... or of John Hornby plung- What do you do? a) soldier on; b) pack it in; c) plan ing his bare hands into an ice-hole of the Thelon River a reading week ski trip; d) get drunk; e) read a book; 112) in the barren grounds in the winter of 1927,removing Depends how big the bathtub is. all of the above, and then some? Arctic char from the gill-net and ptarmigan from the Thomas Tancre Here's what I do: I think of Albert Johnson. bird-net (at temperatures ranging from -50 to -70 2nd Year In the winter of 1931-32, Johnson (who had gone degrees F.), in an unsuccessful effort to keep his two into the Rat River delta of the northern Yukon) was companions, both greenhorns, alive. Somehow these living peaceably in a cabin he had built, when two images, and those of certain landscapes — Great Mounties came to the door. He was a loner, a misfit, Slave Lake in winter, Black Tusk in the Coastal

— some say he was mad in any event, he didn't let Mountain range — make winter here at Waterloo them in. A few days later they came back, and tried to seem cozy, comfy, and easy as Club Med, or Hedo- force an entry. Johnson shot one — not to kill him, just nism 11. to wound him — and the chase was on. It was the It's all a matter of perspective, don't you think? I should do all my homework and catch up on assignments Letters but 1 will likely party and set up that has contributed continued from page 6 With regards to the legal ramifications paid tribute to a man my darkroom. to student life more thanany one I know. Ambridge is on paid that on themortgage that Brian G. Thompson Don ownership based who for It is interesting to note as well that the car. raised in his comment letter Feb. 6, the 2nd year Arts professor teaching my law class is also you apply scenario to issue name changing does not affect the If this the lawyer the university. naming Campus mortgage. There is no mention in the the for of the of the Nichols Jody Wilson Centre, it is clear that the building belongs mortgage of the building's name; refer- to the students of WLU. The university ence to it is made by location only. does hold title for the building in trust in And to further address Thompson's In support of order to avoid problems arising from the concern with proper protocol, there is not annual changeover in student govern- even a consistent policy for naming build- ment (a perhaps ings. The university is still working on students president selling the I am of the understanding that building?), but itis the students who have that one. resident students on your campus paid it. operate What this boils down to is that the are currently for The students own and attempting to this building. students do own this building and have achieve some influence in continued on page 8 Sleep. WLULA by Ron Shuttleworth Corina Kelly 3rd Year Honours English and History

Forget about reality. Margaret Johnston l»t Year Psychology Glenn Storey 3rd Year Economics 8 Thursday, February 13, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY CELEBRATE continued comment SPRING BREAK '86 trom p«g* 7 to the requests of its students, for we must interests, and would like to respond. the administration inequities - « of theirresidential pol- remember that a University is there to The suffered by South icy. Afri- Ft. Lauderdale This letter is in support of their serve its students. ca's black population have been well and efforts. dramatically documented, and 1 believe is It crucial for an administrative body Gabriel Sekaly there to be no value in here staging to be responsive on the beach to the people itserves as President another grim parade. The fact that my I this is the purpose existence. university increases its for their Students' Federation University of equity at the JPjrTl66 Input from _ the service's users, resident Ottawa expense of that of 24 million others is Ft LAUDERDALE'S students in this case, can only end in the enough. PREMIERE development of a service better suited to Weir's The President's statement, however ft '■ ' CONCERT AND DANCE CLUB the wantsand needs of the student. Your has come toilluminate some of the words J university is not unique in its goal ofbeing and phrases by which I have come to 7 am to Noon - "EARLY RISER" able to have a say in the administration of remarks identify with this university and its princi- the university and its components. It is ples — an institution devoted to ideas BLOODY MARY SPECIAL vital that pressure be maintained on the now certainly more provocative. For you early risers, have a Bloody Mary and KEEP THE MUG! parties concerned so that the momentum compel letter First, the matter of the Hawks. No may continue to build until our goals are longer an expression of the unlikely com- 10am to 6pm POOLSIDE PARTIES realized. We at Car/eton wish you suc- President Weir's recent remarks about bination of apple-hearted athlete and cess and support in your efforts. the renaming ofthe Student Union Build- sleek, soaring performace, it is O.J. EMCEEING POOLSIDE CONTEST • VOLLEYBALL some- LIVE WATER ing compel me to write this letter. thing ghoulish now — more of the • order TOURNAMENT FREE BEER CHUG RELAYS • FREE T-SHIRT RELAYS Douglas Emanuel The students of this university have of a bird of prey than an oldsymbol ofthe THE BELLYFLOP CONTEST • CASH • PRIZES FREE T-SHIRTS V.P. Academic neither the desire nor the need to have grace and freedom of movement. AND OTHER GIVEAWAYS Carleton University Students' Dr. Weir ratify every Student Union Then there is the 75th Anniversary Association decision. This is especially true when the poster, a flag in the "Reflections of Excel issue is purely a student concern. So lence" campaign. It is a beautiful one to 7pmtoBpm COLLEGE HAPPY HOUR modest an action as renaming our own be sure — all done in sombre and stately Lakehead building clearly falls into colours — and with * this mirrored steel WILFRID LAURIER UNIVERSITY WED., FEB. 19 category. reflect- PARTY WLUSU must never forget that the ing on mirrored steel reflecting on our FREE SPRING BREAK '86 T-SHIRT with paid admission for students student community, and not the Presi- gappiest years here. Colours conveying ABOVE COLLEGE STUDENTS BETWEEN 7 O'CLOCK AND B O'CLOCK dent's office, is its true constituency. The wisdom and graduation. Have they not WITH PROPER COLLEGE I.D. President is simply pushing WLUSU to persuaded us that, yes, the silver and the ALL BAR DRINKS AND DRAFT BEER - $.75 support see how far the administration can go purple and the red are what we are to COMPETE IN CONTESTS FOR PRIZES! with this issue. Matt Certosimo, DO value, forgetting that the first tends to NOT GIVE IN, or you will have white, and the others to the colour of EVENINGS flexibility cemented the WLUSU executive into a anyone's skin beaten expertly? relationship which will further hamper its And so quickly we come to the last, SUMMERS on the beach presents... (This letter was addressed to Dr. John ability to serve students. I support the "The Laurier Decision," the award- recent actions of WLUSU in winning film with which LAUDERDALE'S FINEST ROCK N ROLL BAND NIGHTLY PLUS OUR Weir, WLU President and also sent to renaming ourselves, our FT. our building. fact, friends and INTERNATIONALLY ACCLAIMED D.J. SPINNING THE BEST DANCE The Cord Weekly and WLU Students' In I hope that this is a classmates, black and white, harbinger of even were recruited to Laurier. the MUSIC AND ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT MUSIC VIDEO. UnionJ more student control In new light over WLUSU and the University. of continued investment, itis very difficult MON, WED & THUR: <3fTKJ€> SATURDAY: Dear Sir: to remember watching it expectantly, Contest Nlte Q Come and Party til Ct AMI We, at Lakehead University Student hoping for good and enlightening things Prizes & giveaways Union are very supportive of WLUSLTs of this school. It is even more difficult to SUNDAY: attempt to obtain a flexible meal plan for consciously recommend this campus to Video Music Nite their students from your University's my brother, soon graduating from high Dance to our wkle »cre«n video school. and special affects light show Food Services. between band sets. It is hoped that all parties involved can I suggest that our president heed the CLIP AND SAVE CLIP AND SAVE reach a mutually agreeable settlement. cause other Canadian universities have I 1 taken up, among these Windsor, * Dal- j WILFRID LAURIER UNIVERSITY PARTY WED., FEB. 19 David Rawlinga housie, McGill and York. For ifthis is not ONE FREE BAR DRINK OR DRAFT OR SOFT DRINK VP External Affairs done, might not the university and local GOOD FROM 7-8 PM NIGHTLY populations perceive that, in this reluc- (Limit one per customer) tanceto divest, Wilfrid Laurier's adminis-

* | Summers on the Beach * 219 S. Atlantic Blvd * Ft. Lauderdale, Florida (305) 462-8978 j Good luck tration has indeed taken a political stand (Located Vi block north of Las Olas Blvd. on A 1 A) I on apartheid? J FLORIDA DRINKING LAW: You must be born on or before June 30, 1966 J I ask you again to reconsider. to legally purchase alcoholic beverages in Florida. with meal Student J. David Black LSFRINC BREAK 861 plan changes governor As a graduate student at Wilfrid Laur- Thank you ier University I am appalled by the pres- doesn't ent meal plan at this university. Fortu- nately, I did my undergraduate work at Just a note of thanks to all those who Acadia University in Wolfville, Nova represent made the Festival Japan the success that Scotia and was privy to a radical meal it was. The faculty, staff and students plan which allowed me to have as much who participated in any kind of organiza- food as I actually wanted to eat at no students tional way deserve a special thanks for >5r extra cost to myself. We simply bought their time and effort. W Brian G. Thompson was to into either a ten, fifteen, or twenty-one chosen I am especially grateful to Meg Han- express the students' viewpoint as the meal plan (yes, our cafeteria remained cock who taught me a great deal about representative to open on weekends to feed students) and WLUSU the WLU patience and Board of Governors. In his letter, organizational skills and depending on which plan we bought into was always there for me to run to when that was the number of meals we were "Renaming irresponsible" (Cord, Feb. went 6), things wrong. Thanks in a big way ssßßTßasan^ entitled to in a week. he fails to perform his job. His letter Meal cards were also go out to Jamie Gorham who kept represents a viewpoint almost identical to punched each time one went to a meal my sanity intact. the administration's position as expressed 33 Ave., and, as I have already stated, the amount Finally, thanks to class- University Waterloo, Ontario by Dr. John Weir. my fellow of food at each meal was unlimited. The adminis- mates for their volunteer work at my Telephone (519) tration's opinion is not 746-4111 It is my understanding that the First the same as that of last-minute pleadings. You were all Year Council, the Inter-residence Coun- the Students' Union. terrific!!! We fear that hard-earned student ! cil, and "Concerned Diners" are working DTndi/jumal towards getting a more equitable meal rights and freedoms could be lost if their Sincerely, OLD COUNTfC/ £/ I plan for their money. I wish them luck in representatives do not speak on behalf of Anne-Marie Tymec their endeavors and urge the administra- the student viewpoint. In his article, Mr. Student Co-ordinator, Festival Japan tion to realize the unfairness of the pres- Thompson clearly acts as a voice of the ent meal plan. administration. Mr. Thompson claims BY 774E m&w&mg j that the administration exists "... to pro- Sincerely, tect and maintain student interests over More mm&om j Shelley Potter the remaining years at Laurier." Laurier WLUSU Graduate Representative students do not need this "shield of pro- tection," they are capable ofriding bare- thoughts ' Meatball back through reality. Students can n»M-»rn/\TT. Veal determine their own future. Mr. Thomp- PANZEROTTI { Sausage Steak son would prefer to have the administra- about Right to tion determine student interests, values and future decisions. Laurier Legal ramifications are decided in a decent court of law. As student representatives, Laurier! The university where it has it is our elected responsibility to fight for been shown that the end of the world is in student concerns. Mr. Thompson's letter fact very near. Our beating Western for suggests nourishment that he would sell out student the second time this year in hockey concerns. We believe in WLUSU auto- proves this. The warranty on God's satel- The Students' Federation of the Uni- nomy. Does Brian G. Thompson? lite dish must have expired, likely one of no $t(ver! ( versity of Ottawa strongly supports the those cheap imported models. If he actions taken by the Wilfrid Laurier Uni- Scott Howe (WLUSU Arts Director) doesn't get it fixed soon we might even -r*y it- (we ~ You'll if/ I versity Students' Union and by the stu- Andy Berg Senate Representative, have a chance of beating them in the play dents at this institution in the obtainment Jono Tice (WLUSU Business Director) offs. Not with our luck. of a fair and decent meal plan. Laurier! The university where you ! s?a 9 '°n All individuals in a society, including leave one building and the clocks there \ Salad students, have a fundamental right to Reconsider say that you have lots of time to get to decent nourishment. The actions of the your next class, yet you end up arriving University in imposing a meal plan on all considerably late by the clocks in that Valentine's Day Special students living in residence contravenes divestment building. The professor then mentions an individual's freedom of choice. Stu- that students who come in late to class PANZEROTTI & small drink dents should be able to decide ifthey wish I was saddened to read, in last Thurs- piss him off and should be sent to Alert to buy a meal plan or not, a meal plan day's Cord Weekly, of Dr. Weir's deci- (our equivalent to Siberia). You return should not be imposed on the students. sion not to divestLauner's pension trust home and try to vent your frustrations by ONLY $2.99 I hope that the University will accede from businesses with South African cranking up your stereo. Your landlord Valid only. on Fri. Feb. 14/86 „ continued on page 9 P—lmmmmmmmmi^—■— M comment THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, February 13, 1986 9 continued from page 8 who gave the honour away. 1 will not are both members of the Commission of meated with ironic turns of eventsworthy theft. It is a great relief to know that finds it somewhat dislikeable as he con- believe that the administration is our University Affairs, we must represent the of absurdity. action has been taken on this matter. siders Phil Collins satanic rock and roll. enemy; 1 do not believe that the Board of students of Laurier in all external endea- Observe the following: another "Battle You soon find yourself being evicted Governors would not have assented to vours. I attended the meeting not as a of the Presidents" appears to be shaping J.C. and K.W. from your high rent, roach-infected bread- the renaming of the Student Union Build- member of the Board of Directors, but up between WLU President Dr. John Editor's note: the preceding letter was box, and forced into an even smaller, ing if WLUSU had followed the proper rather as the Assistant to the Vice- Weir and WLUSU President Matt Cer- intended as sarcasm. No plan has been more expensive sardine tin. You end up process. Except that the important thrill President: University Affairs; the Assist- tosimo, this time over the naming of the implemented by Laurier security or the failing out of university. of surprising Dean Nichols with the ant with the external portfolio in the Stu- Nichols Campus Centre. These are Students' Union to hire students for theft All I'm asking for is clocks that tell the honour would be lost, would it have been dents Union. Shelley Potter, as the expected, but isn't it supposed to be the patrol. right time, although it would have been so painful for WLUSU to do the job Graduate Students representative, at- student president's role to be the com- nice to have seen someone who could tell properly? As in this case, the quest for tended on behalf of the now autonomous plainant? Have things gone full circle time at the Yates Cup other than the expediency often results in uncertainty. Graduate Students' Association. Matt that much? Or, relatively speaking, are fans. Well, it would also be nice to have Then, of course, there is the reason Certosimo attended as an executive we seeing mere mortals bickering again reasonable accommodations at a reaso- that our Student Union President and the member of the OFS. about how to honour an immortal? It nable price with reasonable landlords Vice President: University Affairs were The point, though, which 1 wish to does have a ring of familiarity to it. Cultural and a reasonable number of roaches. not in Waterloo when the problem came focus upon is the question of fiscal Speaking of the devil, we learned that to a head, at Laurier! The place where 1 talked to a they were in Thunder Bay responsibility which was also brought up "Ei Presidente" Certosimo is the new Centre female who claimed to be from Tennes- the Ontario Federation of Students' in this comment. It was pointed out that chairperson of the Ontario Federation of see and had the accent for it. Then she Conference. for reasons of fiscal responsibility, Laur- Students. Not bad, for a guy whocouldn't left and went to Conrad Hall with her Apparently the referendum results ier should not have been represented at get his own university to join and contrib- for all friends. Ya, sure you were from Tennes- don't mean very much to WLUSU. If this general meeting. 1 say that, in the ute to his new salary of 24,000 dollars. see. It was just some cheap play to get they do how does one justifythe fact that name of fiscal responsibility, we had to Truly interesting also when yourecall the me excited. If it happens again I will have people who are supposed to be working attend. The fact that this money was referendum campaign when some "no" re: "MusicStudents are Myopic" to see some definite evidence. By the for us are off at a conference for an budgeted for is a moot point. The greater workers brandished the sceptre of "Cer- Cord Weekly, February 6, 1986 way, I'm from Norwood, eh! That's just organization that Laurier students re- concern was the 35 cents that had tosimo for chair of OFS" to further their west of Havelock and north of Hastings. jected so overwhelmingly. While OFS already been paid for every full-time cause and "Yes" workers tried to deny The proposed new Cultural Centre is Hey, large owner of nearby bar, get has obviously been quite profitable for Laurier student. Had we not gone, we it. Both sides quite likely put in an extra for the whole campus, not just music. All on the weights. some, need the students fund these would not have taken the full value for three dollars for refreshments at the of Laurier's population will be making And life at Laurier continues. adventures when WLUSU won't even the amount which we paid. It clearly Turret or Wilf's trying to figure this out. use of a facility which will house em art belong to that organization in a few would have been a poor return on stu- The mighty Cord also has been gallery, five lecture halls, three class- "Kamioops" Johnston months? And although it was within their dents' investment if we had just left our affected. Andrea Cole's recent piece on rooms, a language lab and an entire floor rights, why did WLUSU executive money in the hands of others to decide sexism at this institution has drawn some of 30 to 35 non-music faculty offices. approve funding for some of the WLUSU how it wouldbe allocated. Witha delega- writtenresponse to her claims, by females Discussion with members of the admin- Streetniks conference participants and then present tion from Laurier, we had an equal say in endorsing them and females denying istration indicates that the Cultured Cen- it to the Board of Directors (who consti- where it would be going. them. There does seem to be a gender tre will house such faculties as Sociology, mostest tute the majority of our elected represen- Finally, we must consider commit- g a.P here, doesn't it ? It is bizarre, you Anthropology, Romance Languages, the tatives) for ratification after the fact? We ment and integrity. When you watch the might say, that a piece denouncing sex- and possibly Fine Arts, or all the Lan- pay the money which is spent so freely, Olympics and see a team who has no ism has displayed some itself. By insi- guage departments. Like, I'd like to thank the hipsters from not OFS. mathematical chance of winning a nuating that few, if any, females are Financially, contributions stu- WLUSU for providing me with a tho- from all You can pat yourselves on the back as medal, do they stop? Do they just give up present in is dents, six-year period roughly enjoyable musical experience the video games room, she over a will amount much cis you want to, but out here, where or do they continue attempting to put trying to suggest that females are to only four percent of the total cost Saturday night at the Turret. A less of the last the students are, there is a lot of discont- their country in the best light? adapt with video electronic technology building. Toronto band known as The Shuffle ent and dissatisfaction. Perhaps the analogy is overemphasiz- than males? Wake up, please, and obtain It is important to keep these factors in Demons proved to be definite hipsters ing, but thepoint is quite clear. We, as a some re-education from Roberta Bod- mind when debating the use of the Cultu- with the musical mostest. Their sound Michael Weller student government, felt all committees nar, Eve Savory, and Chaviva Hosek. ral Centre which is only partially a facility was, like, suitably reflective of their place and all other decision making bodies in As for me, put my feet up and join for music. in the Society of Streetniks and affected I'll the OFS stood until the end of the budget Vladimir and Estragon in waiting in way that can only be described for me a year to which we contributed. Godot. Ger&lyn Miller as, like, ultra positive, baby. These hips- Congrats ters have obviously been hangin' with of and Hot Lips Sheldon Freeman J.G.G.S. Grenier heavies the like HI FI Assistant to V.P.: University Affairs Hannigan. to new Info Unfortunately, present were a surpris- If you are pregnant and need ing number of badly mannered BIZ- Library theft help, Birthright offers care and NIKS and Football types with an appar- Officer Reader understanding. All our services ent problem: the constrictive underwear are free and totally confidential. thing. These verbally abusive cats were, Congratulations are in order for Cath- a concern Call 579-3990. like, justatad on the uptight side of town, erine McCauley who has been named proud of man. It's really too bad they wouldn't WLUSLFs new Information Officer, for "Dare to be Demons" and take the Spad- the duration of this term. We would like to commend WLUSU ina Bus to Hipsville like a few of us did. The primary function of this position residence and Laurier security on their recent deci- Like, being exposed to THE ORDER will be the editing of the second WLUSU sion to hire undercover students for OF THE HIP through the talented Shuf- DIALOGUE which will become a bi- was toread the letter written by librarypatrol. It is our understanding that BcallIRTHRIGHT I sorry 579-3990 fle Demons has led me to wish more monthly informational Newsletter. Jamie Gorham inthe Thursday, January these student police will be strategically Turret troopers could open their good The aim of the DIALOGUE is to con- 30,1986 edition of the Cord Weekly positioned throughout the library in an time books to a chapter number other tinue open communication between the regarding the "several students" who attempt to curb the recent upsurge of than "one". students and myself in accordance with were seen by Mr. Gorham "stumbling my "Open Agenda" platform during last out of a party at Dag Hammarskjold Geoff Brodkorb year's election. Residence" on Saturday, January 25, any student has questions or con- CAMP TOWHEE If 1986. A PLACE TO LEARN, A CHANCE TO GROW cerns that they wish to address to me, I have lived at Dag Hammarskjold please feel free to do so. I hope in doing Division of W.C.R.I. (Waterloo Co- summer positions available Talking this, I can become more aware of your operative Residence Inc.) for four years concerns. These letters may or may not, and at Co-op pride now we ourselves on CampTowhee. operated bythe Integra Foundation,is a co-educatlonalresidential depending on your wishes, be printed in being mature, responsible and most of all treatment camp for children with learning disabilities and socialization needs the WLUSU DIALOGUE, along with a co-operative students. Those of who (agesB-12 years). Staff are required In the following positions: 32 cabin treatment about us staff; Instructors in waterfront, arts & crafts, nature; remedial Instructors In physical personal response from myself. call Co-op our home strive to maintain education, math, reading, languageand writing; nurse, secretary, laundry and If anyone wishes to submit any letters, good community relations and we work maintenancepeople. please leave them with Catherine in the make WLUSU hard to W.C.R.I. an inexpensive direct WLUSU office. The date for the next AU staff members receive hands-on experience and supervision in and enjoyable place to live. It is indeed program planning, academic remediation and behavioral management, over thelast severed WLUSU DIALOGUE publication is There have been, disappointing to see our name in print plus an extensive pre-camp training week. weeks, a number of confrontations and February 24th, 1986. associated with the incident on January regard to WLUSU which I have said all along that the way to problems with 25. Seven Weeks: June 30 to August 18, In Hallburton. Ontario. Applications and I would like to address here. I would like help to me be a good President is by In fact, on that Saturday night, the additional Information available through: Counselling and Student Placement our student leaders to listen and I would directing feedback, both positive and servery at Dag Hammarskjold had been Centre. like the students to know about them. negative, to me. This newsletter has been rented to the University of Waterloo Briefing and Interviewing Sessions: The more we talk about these things the reshaped in order to make this construc- Engineering Society onthe occasion "A" AT NEEDLES closer we may come to making sure that tive communication possible. of their once-per-term "Engineering Week- ALL CANDIDATES MEET AT 12:00 P.M. IN ROOM 1020 HALL UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO something is learned from our mistakes. end". We at W.C.R.I. provided security First, to the issue of the Nichols Cam- Matt Certosimo for the building, but we are unable to DATE: MARCH 4,1986. 12:00 - 4:00 P.M. pus Centre or the Student Union Building know of, or control what happens to or whatever it's called this week. This these people after they leave our prop- should have been a great honour for erty. Deem Nichols, who has been a friend to OFS a Of course, it was impossible for Mr. us all and an advocate of the students at Gorham to know that Dag Hammarsk- Laurier for many years. I suspect had he jold had been rented to the Engineers that GIVE BLOOD AND PARTY been involved in the naming of the build- commitment night and so he certainly had every right ingthat might not be in the mess we're we to mention our name. 1 also agree fully Hotel Waterloo would like to lead W.LCI. Students in in right now. The situation, as 1 under- In attempting to respond to a com- with the point(s) made in Mr. Gorham's participating in a Blood Donor Clinic. stand it, has boiled down to complaints ment recently published in the Cord letter. University administration that regarding our continued involvement in from the I am sorry if this incident has reflected 19, 1986 the building was named in defiance of the the Ontario Federation of Students, my Date: Wednesday February badly on W.C.R.I. as Co-op is an enjoy- Church, & King proper channels for doing so, and that in initial response is that it was part of our Place: First United William able, hassle-free alternative to other forms - commitment to the students Time: 1:30 p.m. 8:00 p.m. principle, this is a serious breach of pro- represent of of student housing, certainly not deserv- tocol. On the other hand, the Student Wilfrid Laurier University in the best ing of the bad image this incident possible way. Clearly, may Special Attractions: Union has decided that this unimportant their response have given us. fact should be ignored and that the posi- would not suffice if it were to stand on its own so 1 will deal with the issue in • Local Celebrities in Attendance tive aspects ofnaming the building should a much P. Gail Fen wick be stressed. Beyond that, the ivory tower more specific manner. • 2/1 coupons will be available has decreed that the fact that the admin- First of all, let me point out that on the • Party Bash to follow at Hotel Waterloo from 8:00 p.m. istration has pointed out this latest blunder referendum of November 21 the students Events is a serious smack in the face of student of Laurier voted on whether or not they autonomy. wished to take out full membership in the I wonder, after this blatant disregard OFS at a cost of $3/student. The vote worthy of for process, whether our autonomy will was on whether or not the students be worth very much. I am sure that by wished to end our commitment to trial absurdity arbitrarily moving against established membership which does not lapse until 1986. policy that ourrelations with the adminis- June Last Thursday, I allowed my mind to % tration will soar to new heights. And as Further, it was questioned why four momentarily wander off from mundane •brts* Ism? for the positive aspects of naming the Laurier students attended the most recent concerns and contemplate the signifi- general meeting. Simply put, it was us. gg |||| building, and the honour our cance of events the occasion unfolding around 1 J have marred by the same people responsibility. As Melany Franklin and I per- naffi|frr-p been What the mind found was a world !ft. r-rr. lt-.IL WWM, WATERLOO 4 King SI M. (King * Ert>) WaMoo MS-9MO 10 Thursday, February 13, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY news Eulogy for the Katimavik program

The recent decision to kill the done by the participants would enrich pants may have used the experience Katimavik program is a deplorable those involved and the community. It in order to delay finishing school or one. The fact that the federal govern- was to be a short-lived venture. looking for a job. However, the truth ment's decision was not unexpected Within six months, the Stratford is that for many the jobs aren't there does not justify the action. The Pro- house was closed down because of a and entrance to further education is gressive Conservative position on analysis becoming increasingly difficult to the youth program has been clear, if secure, for financial reasons and due not coherent or logical, for several by to overload of the system. years. Mike Strathdee Katimavik has been successful I had the opportunity to interview enough to win respect at home and a Katimavik leader about a year and sharp cut in government support for acclaim abroad as other nations a half ago at a newly established the program that reduced Katimav- imitate the Katimavik model. The project in Stratford. He spoke confi- ik's ranks from 2,000 volunteers to program was awarded a United dently and in an animated fashion 1500. Nations award last year for taking program that diverts funds from about the enthusiasm that social ser- Now the death knell has sounded understanding of the country and initiative to stimulate leadership in higher priorities such as job skills vices and other organizations were on the entire program. Government environmental awareness as well as protecting the environment get- training impractical hippie non- and showing for Katimavik, and of the spokesmen and critics of Katimavik to the critical aim of personal develop- ting Canadian youth involved in ways in which the volunteer work say the program is a frill, a cadillac sense, more or less. ment and the more quantifiable goal reforestation. Is Katimavik a frill? Given the r of service to communities. Since Katimavik can be seen as a useful THINKING ABOUT country's massive national debt, and 1977, participants have worked in option for an age group faced with a the political reality that came with the 1,283communities across the nation staggering unemployment rate and passing of the threat of Quebec sep- for close to 4,000 agencies. few useful alternatives. CONTACT LENSES objective In 1983, aratism, the of promoting Is Katimavik a cadillac program? 7,000 young Canadians applied (by having to SPECIALIZING IN THE FITTING OF ALL national unity young Program participants receive $1 a the program. In 1986, that number CONTACT LENSES. people live and work in three differ- day plus a $1,000 honorarium on has swelled to 35,000 applicants, • Daily wear Soft lenses • Gas Perm lenses ent regions of the country for three completion of the program. In total • but there be no Katimavik • will after Soft Toric lenses Bifocal contact lenses consecutive three-month periods, and budget * the final emasculated of • Extended Wear lenses Specialty lenses for the hard to fit person June 1. having participants leam the coun- $19.7 million, currently supporting try's other official language for a the efforts of 1,100 volunteers and Mulroney's promise of "jobs, jobs, third of that time) seems less impor- 300 support staff, has been cited to jobs" apparently doesn't include tant than it did in 1977, during support the claim that Katimavik's support for short-term useful work Katimavik's first year of operation. $ 10,000cost per participant is extra- for the sector of the populace most in That this objective may be lower on vagant. What that figure doesn't need of assistance. While rebuilding the priority list than in past years is show is that the work of Katimavik and painting old houses, teaching foreseeable-That it remains a valid groups has generated $2.43 worth native Indian children to read, pro- objective in our sprawling, hetero- of economic activity for every dollar viding recreational opportunities for geneous country should not be over- spent. Money well spent. the handicapped, cleaning up river- looked. The government points to the fact banks, working as daycare relief But to focus on these points is to that 600,000 Canadians between staff and taking basic military train- miss Katimavik's major aims. Kati- the ages of 17 and 21 who have no ing (in Katimavik's military option) mavik's objectives have included jobs need job training, and arrives at may not immediately lead to careers, We are the difference...between looking GOOD helping participants gain a better the conclusion that Katimavik should these activities do give volunteers a and looking GREAT. be scuttled in favour of new youth sense of accomplishment and the 22 KING ST. S. WATERLOO . PREP couriei for initiatives, as yet unannounced. It is worth of work and alternatives. Pro- < Feb. 15 LSAT highly unlikely that new government jects enhance communities and pro- Mar. 15 GMAT 888-6980 2 initiatives aimed at addressing the vide needed services. It is a worthy -J/h (416) 923-PREP problems of youth (a premise Eye Examinations Arranged 1-800-387-1262 which program that should be expanded giving a (owner U of W graduate, BSc.) , involves the government instead of extinguished. not-altogether-deserved benefit of the The "friends of Katimavik" (who doubt) will be less expensive than might conceivably include the major- Katimavik. Whether such new efforts ity of the 20,000 alumni and the will contribute as much to providing people and organizations they have options for youth and improving the served) don't have the financial quality of life within the nation resources or the political clout needed remains to be seen. to convince the Mulroneyites of their Katimavik is not a panacea, and it shortsightedness and meanspirited- doesn't suit everybody's needs. ness. And while the federal coffers Twenty percent of participants don't will not be appreciably enriched by complete the program: alumni may the funds saved from axing Kati- tell of isolated horror stories due to mavik, Canada will certainly be poor leadership, and some partici- poorer for the program's passing. Keegstra supporter gets suspension

RED DEER, ALBERTA (CUP) Faculty association chair Jim Scott said the association has made

— Red Deer College (RDC) Pro- recommendations to Luterbach fessor Gary Botting says his Janu- concerning Botting's dismissal, but ary 7 suspension may be a result of refused to comment on them. his support of convicted hate-mon- Response from RDC students ger James Keegstra. has been minimal, although one of But Red Deer College President Botting's students is actively pro- Ed Luterbach said English Profes- testing the professor's suspension. sor Botting was suspended for "un- Wayne Ungstad said he will drop professional conduct" after Dean out of the college unless Botting is of English John Tobias refused to reinstated. sign Botting's performance evalua- "As far as I'm concerned, I've tion last July. suspended myself, too. It's sort of a Botting said he doesn't know protest," Ungstad said. "Dr. Bot- why Tobias refused to sign his eva- ting is an excellent instructor who is luation, but believes it is connected well-informed and interesting." to his appearance as a witness for But at least one of Botting's stu- the defence in Keegstra's trial last dents is not impressed with his year. teaching abilities. "I believe he was concerned "He is often unnecessarily crude about my allegedly skirting college and vulgar during lectures," said procedures to help Jim Keegstra's the student, who asked not to be lawyer, Doug Christie," Botting identified. "Essays are marked incon- said. sistently and it's not necessary to Luterbach said Botting sent a go to class in order to pass the series of letters to the faculty asso- course because his lectures often ciation in December saying Luter- have nothing to do with the mate- W 1 bach is "out to get" Botting and rial the course covers." should be fired. Luterbach refused Botting said he will retain Keeg- to say whether the letters prompted stra's lawyer, Christie, as counsel if Botting's suspension. the case ever goes to court. feature THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, February 13, 1986 11

WLU Telecollege University ata distance

Cordfeature byLiz Jefferson WLU Tele college

full-time students, school is Photo: CliffBilyea, president of Telecollege, says a way of life for three or four that university at a distance via television and years. It is a total immersion in teleconferencing has many advantages over academics, social activities and new traditional classroom education. Forexperiences. But what options do you have if Cord photo by Andrew Dunn. you're working, disabled, blind, taking care of a family, living in an isolated community, or have taken a Telecollege course before, and many services at WLU, introduced the first Telecollege spending a term in jail? For any of these rea- part-time students end up entering full-time studies course in 1978, based on a concept he had seen in sons Telecollege may be appealing to you. after gaining confidence and credits through this Germany. "It was a sort of whim of our imagina- medium. tion," he says, "We had quite a bit of equipment and If you've been out of the educational stream for a Bilyea says that another benefit of the televised we felt we should really do something with it." The while, the idea of walking into a classroom of full-time courses is the pacing effect the weekly broadcasts first experimental episodes were produced at a neg- students when you're unsure of your own skills may have for the student. "The TV component is 15-20 ligible cost because the university already owned the be intimidating, if not terrifying. percent of the content. It keeps momentum going." necessary equipment. The original shows involved Many courses are built around already-existing doc- Dr. Ralph Blackmore and Dr. Don Morgenson in a Education at a distance means that students can umentaries aired by TV Ontario. Laurier produces "talking head" format; the professors were filmed test in a setting their abilities comfortable and some courses, and buys the rights to already- from the shoulders up, giving lectures to an invisible upgrade themselves academically at their own pace. existing courses which are much too expensive to class. Today Telecollege episodes offer on-location The fact that 35 percent of Telecollege students produce. Cable companies such as Rogers, Maclean interviews and documentary footage. "It has grown own video cassette recorders means that televised Hunter and Trillium are broadcasting Laurier pro- (to be) much more professional," says Nassau. "We correspondence courses have a new flexibility. grams across Ontario. used to laugh about it in the beginning." Mr. Cliff Bilyea, Laurier's director of Part-time The students may feel less a part of the school Currently Laurier offers courses in anthropology, Studies and Continuing Education, says that a community when they are being educated at a dis- astrology, business, economics, fine arts, geo- recent survey of Telecollege students shows that 77 tance, but an attempt is made to downplay this graphy, geology, music, psychology, religion and percent are female, 71 percent are married, over 50 problem by encouraging communication between culture, science, and sociology. Bilyea says that percent are fully employed and 42 percent are students and their professors, and by a new devel- most of the courses are meant to apply toward a between the ages of 30 and 39. He also says that the opment called Teleconferencing. Each student is degree in sociology or psychology. Enrollment this course-drop rate is only 8 percent, and those who invited to participate in a conference at one of the year was 418 students in the fall and 375 in the win- drop out usually cite the heavy assignment load as extension centres (located in Brampton, Barrie, ter term; only 27.2 percent of these students were the reason. Midland and Collingwood), where class material is taking a Telecollege course for the first time. The academic content of the course is set by the discussed with the professor using microphones and Telecollege is actually an independent, incorpo- dean of the faculty along with two other faculty a two-way telephone system. rated body operating within the university, with its members. The average episode takes about ten Students write final exams on campus, at one of own four-person staff. Bilyea is the president, with months of script-writing, on-location filming and the extension centres or arrange a proctored exam Doug Witmer and Gary Lambert as executive offic- consultation to complete, and may cost around in their own town. Bilyea stresses that there is little ers. Werner Lindschinger and Cindy Sutton are in $90,000 to produce. Students pay about $300 per difference in the difficulty level of Telecollege com- charge of the technical production, and Carol Brei- full-term course to register. pared to regular full-time classes. "There is no dis- thour and Natalie Crook handle the academic con- In addition to the video component of the course, tinction between them on a school transcript. The tent of the courses. The equipment is jointly owned the student is provided with audio tapes of the epi- courses have the same number as the ones by Telecollege and the university audio-visual sodes, the course textbook, and a resource binder approved by senate. Most students feel the content department. The studio where many of the shows containing material tying the videos to the textual is comparable." are produced is located on the second floor of the material. Around 70 percent of enrolled students Mr. Wilhelm Nassau, the director of audio-visual Central Teaching Building. 12 Thursday, February 13, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY inbrief IMPORTANT Computer gives surprise

WINNIPEG (CUP) — A computer foul-up "The program that prints these reports BUY YOUR gave more than 1000 University of Manito- was modified during the year and the pro- ba students a nasty surprise in their first-term gram was not recompiled," Salt said. As a

mark statements — incorrect notices saying result, out of 26,000 reports, 1,110 con- BOOKS NOW they must withdraw from their faculty. tained that statement for an isolated faculty. The notices, which cited inadequate grade But the students were not amused. THE WLU BOOKSTORE IS IN THE PROCESS point averages as the reason for the forced "I think this is a serious mistake and the withdrawals, affected 1,110 students in the university should be extremely careful in OF RETURNING OVERSTOCKED BOOKS TO faculty of administrative studies. compiling grade reports," said Tom Brown, THE PUBLISHERS. DON'T GET CAUGHT Brian Salt, U of M director of student a fourth-year student. "1 have been meticu- record's said the mistake was the result of lous about making sure I meet all the WITHOUT THE BOOKS YOU WILL REQUIRE human error rather than technical malfunc- requirements. When I first saw it 1 was flab- THIS TERM. tion because the computer had been incor- bergasted, especially since this is my best rectly programmed. year academically."

1 ! i * Directory invites assault

WINNIPEG (CUP) — Printing the full chance, he must have gotten my name from names, addresses and phone numbers of the university directory." This is your chance University of Winnipeg students in the cam- Directory coordinator Burton Robson said pus ielephone directory endangers women, forms included in registration kits gave stu- says a University of Winnnipeg (U of W) dents the option of having their names student. deleted from the directory. "It is an open invitation to harassment U of Ws women's centre volunteer Kath- and possible sexual assault of women," said erine Devine said most registration kits did first-year student Susan Smiel. "At two uni- not contain the form. ;| ... to b© a member of next year's Student versities in the U.S. there was a direct "They were not available to students reg- increase in assaults after the directory was istering in person," Devine said. Publications staff. Applications are now being put out." Robson said last year's directory con- j; tained the names and phone numbers of jl accepted for Looton, UT&T, Yearbook, Board of ; A U of W student said she received a students who did not wish to be listed. He ;! Directors, and Cord Weekly staff. series of harassing phone calls in 1984 said he didn't know if any students received because her full name was printed in the harassing phone calls last year. :j Get your application from the Student Pubs directory. The cost of publishing the directories is ;j offices on the second floor of the Nichols Cam- : "Only my initial is in the city phone book," $3-4,000, said Michael Sunley, student pus Centre. The deadline for applications is Fri- the student said. "Unless it was random council Interned Coordinator. !; day, February 28 at 4 p.m. Report ignores funding

OTTAWA (CUP) — The secretary of state budgets, and outdated lab equipment. tabled a happy 100-page report on post- He also noted that the report fails to men- secondary education (PSE) in the House of tion cuts by the minister of finance last fall. Commons last week, but it says nothing These will reduce Established Programs & about funding problems faced by the coun- Financing grants for health and PSE to the THE GODFATHER Pizza Subs try's 70 degree-granting institutions. governments. The report, prepared by Secretary of State Benoit Bouchard, is the first annual report to Parliament on federal-provincial Pat Campbell, assistant director of policy spending on PSE. and analysis in the educational support sec- tor of the secretary of state, defended the According to Richard Bellaire, researcher report. for the Canadian Association of University "It's a response to a piece of legislation Teachers (CAUT), the report is heavy on that asked for information about govern- data and light on ideas. ment expenditures on PSE," she said. "It "It puts in all the data that's required by doesn't address other issues. It's not a policy the law, but just presenting a lot of data and report." letting it sit there doesn't do much." A 1984 amendment to the federal pro- Howard McCurdy, NDP critic for PSE, vincial financing act requires the secretary of agreed, saying in a press release that the state to report annually on federal and pro- report "provides a neat compilation of Statis- vincial expenditures in PSE, the relationship tics Canada information, but is devoid of between federal contributions and Canada's analysis on the critical state of our universi- educational and economic goals, and the ties." results of meetings between the secretary of McCurdy said the report leaves out a state and the Council of Ministers of Educa- number of issues relating to PSE, including tion, Canada on ways to achieve the national rising tuition fees, differential fees for inter- purposes to be served by post-secondary national students, cuts in library acquisition education.

. Students plot rallies

Home of the $5.99 8 Slice Pizza ! TORONTO (CUP) — Ontario students are "Underfunding explains a lot of the prob- plotting yet another assault on underfund- lems we're facing now," said OFS Chair ing, this time with a week of action scheduled Bernard Drainville. [Xi MONDAY r«- for March 10-16. The federation is hoping the week's events TUESDAY The battle plans, to be forged by the indiv- will focus the attention of students and politi- SPECIAL idual schools, may include rallies, press con- cians on the fiscal vise pressing in on colleges gagfe! ferences, and presentations by legislators, and universities. / TIME OFFER! r , LIMITED members of the campus community and

combination Sub at the _ _ PAIR OF EIGHTS $8.88nn others concerned with the problem of fund- March is also the month the federal regular low price of $3.05 ing for education. government is expected to release details of v & and get UY tvvo e'?ht slice 4 item Pizzas cuts in funding for education and the month THE SECOND ONE FREE ! for an incredible low price of $8.88 Student leaders decided on the action at a the provincial Liberals may unveil a new four-day general meeting of the Ontario budget. Federation of Students that wrapped up Feb. 2 in Thunder Bay. Also at the Thunder Bay conference, For OFS, money, if not the root of all evil, delegates elected the successor to Drainville is at least at the heart of many problems as head of the 200,000-studentlobby group. faced by students. These include tuition fee Matt Certosimo, the student council presi- hikes, incidental fees, high student-teacher dent at Wilfrid Laurier University, will take ratios and poor-quality equipment. over as OFS chair in June. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, February 13, 1986 13

Happy Valentine's Day

AD DEPT; AD people do it at a C.T. (OF AIESEC fame): Hope DEAN, LETS make beautiful DEAR TONI R. There are mil- FOUR FUN filled days together, discount! So we are told, News. you have an absolutely wonder- music together again, just like lions of men out therefor you, so not tomention the nights, Happy, ful Valentines Day. I still love ya!H we used to. Sheila. stay your romantic self and don't happy Valentine's Day. Love, A.M. TO my dearfellow pistach- Ciao Amigo! I.Q. curse you most charming and DAT. io-lover: May you nuts out there DAVE, I guess I just can't handle lovely trait. Happy Valentinesand keep us alive. Here's to London CHRIS B. (3rd Yr. Bus E): let's do your ice teas. I am eternally sorry. much love. FELLOW DRYDENITE, Happy tor me and the Palmwood for that lunch thing more often, it The way you handled it was Valentine's Day! Just remember you. Happy Valentine's Day. Love was a slice (or 4). The room- incredible. You are a very special DEAR WILLIE Wiarton, Thanks i tomorrow to grit your teeth and ANNE-MARIE: Roses are red, C.A. mates were suitably impressed! person. Thank you forever. I for a great year. The PROS- bear it. What kind of alcohol do I D&l PECTS look good for another. you want Marvin is blue, and so am when an eskimo 1 anyway? Dave. you. DAVE, LETS have Love, the tennis player I'm not with Luv, Jamie. Valentines with lots of unga, nie- CHERE R. II n'y a pas un mot qui FRED: I love you, but I don't want es uiq, aqiq and wa. I'll translate DEAR MANCHICHI, are you to lose me (you lose every- AMANDA: WATCH out for the peut exprimercommenttu tel- your You the dans ma vie, underthe covers. Love valen- most person my life, be thing else). Not from Heather. future. Four years can be a long lement importante il tine. special in Silently waiting, your bud- y en a trois. J't'aime. R. my Valentine forever. Love Al- lime. FRANK, LETS play squash! dy, pal and chum from H.S. ways, Bubbles XXOO P.S. Wanna I Valentine's Day. Some- DEAR BILL McT: We'll all miss take a bath? have the oil. Mazzola, right? You C: HAPPY way which you wooed us, times people get drunk and do the in yak you! Your friend, Yak. ANDREA: HERE'S to no more 3 your female students. Our car- , s they regret. hope there are DEAR CHRISTINE, be our val- a.m. phone calls, Mon Village BAMBINA: YOU are my favour- thing I diac outputs increase dramati- no regrets between us. know a entine. Plase do not deny our wine and doors with chain locks! ite. Thanks forall the good times I cally each time we near your Here's to: warmth, friendship and ir~we've had and the little city that's nice this time of love for a habit and a meal plan. better times year. L. class. We'll always be available Affectionately Sand B. caring. Happy Valentine's Day! we will have Love Lui. Luv for private pulse-raising sessions. Love, Dave. Thanks!!! ' DEAR CORRY, How 'bout run- BIG T: Still thinking of you. A COPY EDITORS unite; make sec- their own ning away with us this week. Si? ANA PEREIRA: I know timeand totally sober "crusty". P.S. CALL! tion editors correct DEAR JOHN, Thanks for the j we Ground mistakes; (not seriously!) We love Sorry forgot Hog distance stands in between us. hugs and talks. They help alot. Day. Happy Valentine. Love, Bear true — you! News But our bond of love has BARB, STACIE and Tammy With much Love, Marsha. & Co. bridged that gap. Can't wait until gavel club executive slumber there no distance in CARRIE, ARTIST, poet: Renee, DECLAN (ALIAS DJ, alias Peter). is time and party at my apartment tonight. A ! DEAR SAMMY: LUV U! Love our way. Happy Valentine's Day. group shower is planned to naturalists, comedian: Val; roo- Thanks for being like a brother to I facil- : your baby doll Love, ex-"animal". itate 10 or 20 topics for future mie: without you, life would be us because we sure wouldn't GRAND PUBE -ah: Thanks for i educational speeches — your so boring. Love, Nancy want it any other way. Love, your being so supportive and caring. ANA PEREIRA: love you! Happy loyal treasurer. four sisters XOXOXO DEAREST HKP, Please don't You'rena greatfriend! Happy Val- I ; ignore burning-out Your true love! 56 CARDILL ROOMIES: you a candle! entine's Day. -The Production Valentine's Day. Your admirer. BELOVED BARTENDER: best losers, Herb's not here.Love you DON, WHY haven't you called? 1 Manager. still forever, happy V-D ANDREW: TO the person with bang since the big one. See you Day. CA Let's make this day extra special. ozone layer. Alex- and HJ face. DEAR PRETTY lady: You know I - Brandy the one-track mind "I don't in the Barb XXOO GRANT BABY! Do you still re- ander. only cribble for you; but never in think it will fit!" Happy Valentine's mixed company. Do you have spect us when we're drunk and Love, J. CAROL: THROUGH all the joy 'CAVE DAVE', We're nuts into rubbing alcohol? Happy Day!! BERN BERN, Let's find a fridge and DEAR any plan for the rest of your life, all the pain you have been about you!! Luv Al vin, Simon and Valentine's Day. The Crazy and do something with butter there for me. I'll miss you when Love always the dribbler. Q: The lasagna was and maybe even chocolate Theodore. Chicks Upstairs. ALPHA we go into the "real world". Happy great, but the ceasars were too! sauce. I want to look for some Valentine's DEAREST FREDDIE: are Day! Tana. Roses GUY F. & Dave W.: Love to hear a What would we do withoutall of matches in the nearfuture. Watch are hope Love, Ifelta are Love, red/Violets blue/I sure valentine serenade on sax or you! Happy V-D Day! out! There llamas! Joo CRAIG, YOU little cabbage: you don't lose/anything else that Phallis. Joo. I trumpet. Musical instruments We're still sweating, panting and belongs to you. (why, Because I are "Penis Extensions" you know. — can we 8.8. YES it's true I love you. lusting for you. When all LIKE you) L. ANDREW M of past Student Here's to our big "3"! Here's to have some fun together? Love, Publications fame: Happy Valen- many more too! iTBRASTMAR! Karen and Sheila. Valentine's - Day the people DEAR FELLA: Happy GINA HAPPY Valentine's tine's from who Looking forward to '87. Love E.J. Day. Thanks for being such a TT can send better greetings than Roomie! Give my regards to COHERTS AT Student Publica- good friend! Love, MCS — Hope all is well the EVE LYNN S. (somewhere in Spanky and Buckwheat. -MEZ. Hallmark. in - . ... forgot you great sales territory, BADGES LET'S do that beach tions Don't think I Europe): Write! The House. white north thing again some time, waddya Happy Valentine's Day. Peter J. your friends on the 2nd DEAR EGGY-J: I'm crazy about GLENN, DAVE and Bruce: You from say!? luv, Bruised and Twisted. Lear (fellow BOD) you in a way. Here's to lots floor. big E.S.H.M. Hey Smiley. Guess guys are the greatest friendsany- more Valentine's Day's together! what? I didn't forget Valentine's one could have. Happy Valen- BESSIE: HOPE you have fun in COUNTRY M: Three months al- Love, Snuggers ACAC: Thnx 4 all D tolerance, Maybe the clues did help. Happy tine's Day!! Love Ya! Carol. Florida with that other guy. And ready! production be near friendship and appreciation this Could Valentines. Love Dave. have a great valentinesday. Love, ly as exciting? Love, City M. DEAR HEATHER: What does not year from your deadline-breaker . Geoff, THANKS forall your love "the other guy!" us makes us stronger. Has & M, J,L,G,J,L,T,S,S. on the WLUSU beat. Hapy Valtns kill E Well guys, and letters. miss you muchley. CHOOCH — Have a very happy being Cord production manager still YS'S! I Day! I love Here'sthe Valen- love always YourFiance. Tracey. B.K. IT'S time we got a kite off Valentine's day - hopefully it will sometimes made you feel like tine you all wanted! (Well it's the Valentine's include me. Love Dan. P.S. See could lift a house? What Luv my ground. Happy you close) and Kisses C. GRANT, A FEW reflective words for Day. JET. ya at Save me a job you to places ONE sexy guy who de- strange wonderful valentine: Love the Biz Bash! other takes like serves of life. "R". and dance! (or two) theTuLane Truck Stop?? (other more out Love Elora, moonlight in August, Strat- ENTERTAINMENT AND Sports: BEE BEE: Happy Valentine's day than driving a truck?) Happy just ford bridges, living rooms with Whats as good as two GABEY C. Sometimes mess up, to the one who alreadyowns my Valentine's Day! (Thanks a lot, Scoops? welcome I foutons, cornish hens at 2 a.m., A Matt? Of but was I'd be dull. heart. I'll love you always, Wikki. LJ. miss you lots) course! The newsroom. if I perfect, I Ottawa, skiing and Falls in I Love you & good luck on the job SNOW, CN Tower in high winds. BRENDA, take this day B3 a hunt. Scott. We have the best of pasts ... and I'LL off DEAR Willison.Thanksfor E-MAN: TO my greek with the futures. You are my best friend and refrain from being a shit- good time on Tuesday night. bunnies. Sorry about the t»ed. Leupold/Euler girls. GABE C. Jamaica, the home of and I love you. head PJL. P.S. read carefully. Less bounce next time. The Blonde Greek. sun, rum beaches, rum. Re- member to bring a towel for the ALLISON — TO my favorite BARBERA: I know about Norm DEAR HB: This Valentine's Day play you entitles you 2 fun-filled beach. Love Scott. dancing machine. Let's party to- (don't innocent, remem- DEAR SUSAN W, I want you to note to sometime soon. Happy ber him), Pat (he's ugly) and Gus know - understand, care. nights in Big "O" land...but don't gether I I You Lipskie GREEN MACHINE: Leave Ivan Day. Brent. (he's an animal). They've never izwonder, - let see sneaking around Valentine's Love why The sadness is home tonight & let's have a pizza felt love on the dance floor like one-sided? You're missing some- or she'll want to fix my dice too!! when felt you there. Could you P.S. can hear someone calling party! Love Pinky. ANDREA: HAPPY Valentine's I one near, who seems 1000 miles I ever feel like I do? Love, Oliver. away ...I know my from here. Love, B.G. day from an internal SP admirer. words serve GIANT C. Here's to horseback poor as an antidode. But I know BARB, SHIELA, Karen Julie: SHPANKY Eddy riding and mountain climbing, AMAZING GRACE: your eyes, I'm how you feel I'm always here for DEAR Penny: sorry about missing all Lost - if found return to Ecstacy is all a matter of timing! your smile, your touch. Thanks those you. Be my Valentine. S.V. PLEASE wonderful parties of yours but ANNIE. P.S. reward - sentimen- Happy Valentine's Day. Love for a great year, signed Brybeck. I T_ Sue. xoxo did fix Montreal for ya. DEAR DIANE: My love foryou is tal value. P.S.S. I love you. as FRED: I'M always glad you're to you forgetting a great as the number of cosmic ANN: HERE'S GOOSE: you DEAR KITTEN: Please remem- around when number! Thanksfor being BABY Hope have a stars in the sky. I hope our little I'm depressed/pen- certain great valentine's day! you mean ditty isn't over ("love" ber even if can't be with you this sive/tired — and at other times! such a good friend. H. goes on, I everything to me and I love you long after the thrill of "loving" is special day, I will always love Thanks for making time to look very much. Love K. gone!) Love Jack. you. Steve. after your staff. Love, Marnie. ALLISON F.: WE want you BAD!! (or Florida). From the Now in "DON": LET'S get together DEAR SCOTTSomewhere there's FORGET YOUR worries, forget "guys" in mental illness. BRENDA: THANKS for being for I the most patient, kind and help- some late night GENE SIS ses- a place for us. Someday there'll yourcares and let me sweep you ful roommate (next to Shelagh of sions! Ifwe can both stay awake, be a time for us. (Let's make it off yourfeetetc.,etc. I heard that AIESEC! HAVE you ever seen an course). D.M. that is !!! Love, "Creep" soon!) Love Linda XXOO nurses do it with patience. Can LCP? Did you know thatLIZZI is qf you make it better? or make it

— very LCEC? And who changed — BUDDY C.M.T. Dawllnk DEAR A.E.K.P. Roses are DEAR S.E.: Your sensuous es- hurt. Bryan. VP Fundraising to VP Gopher? this for lovely, YOU'RE Wonderful! Keep free tongue lash- and violets are just O.K. But the sence follows you everywhere HEATHER: ings, chicken-neck messages real thrill and wish could catch up being my You're a great friend and then are really will be, at our wedding I I with FRED, THANKS for ANA PEREIRA: There and counselling at midnight. Bud- in May. Thanks for you. My dreams abound with friendand showing me someone some! Happy Valentines Day. no enough to des- being my val- words strong dy- entine. love your presence. My pulse cares. Happy Valentines Day! Love Jeff. feelings have for you. P.D.H. rate cribe the I accelerates each time you are With love, a friend. Ever since our second "first day", BRIAN: HAPPY Valentine's Day near. We should do that Turret HI HOO. I hope your life will to you. Always - hope you have a great DEAR JER, Here's to lots of love, I knew I had have Batman thing again soon. B.ad. always be full of warm puppies, be mine, my precious Valentine. Reading Week! Luv yah, Karen. strawberry candles and THE BIG FUZZY EARS: Happy Valentine's CHEESE! a four Big Hugs, and quarter pound love you! Carl F. XXOO Happy 3rd ANNIVER- Day and thanks for great I SARY! Love ya' baby! D.(C)R. DEAR LAURIER, "Give'er!" months, you mean a lot to me bags of cheese tacos. You are even your button doesn't . very special to me. Love J.R. L.S.: You live here, MUCH love on Valentine's if belly ARABRAB B.R. — get fluff all day and always. We'll have a DEAREST BLONDEST "Tracey" D.M. You have curly hair and shift! Lots of love, hank (G.N. right? if you - Even you gorgeous, blue eyes, strong arms, S.M.) XXOO HAPPY VALENTINE'S Day to over, okay to live with. We in Thunder Bay, L. voluptuous tender you're blast source hands and a gentle Granma, Mommy, Baby, Uncle are not late! A.E.O. of arousing sensuality! I heart. Thanx wish could remember for being only you, hugs and FRANK: promise to take some Lenny, Spaz #1, Spaz #2, and to I to call I the two you by your real name — Loyal kisses, your Valentine today and drugs, stop swearing and staring craziest members of the ANOOP, We don't care that liz Badges! Buffalo. always. (@ I Love Aunt Di. us up, we want you you know who) and CALM will beat DOWN! Crazy D. anyway. Meet us at Morty's for DONALD In DAVID, THE warmth of a water- HONHIM, MY love is deeper than lunch. With love, your groupies. D: case you'restill Happy wondering, I still care. Love your bed always cures what ails your FOR NF - What happens when words can say. Valentines valentine. gorgeousiand aching body! Ple- the insane relate to the insane? Day! Love forever ? Kitten, ATTENTION ALL CORDITES: ase don't hurt what I love so Sunglasses, plastic baseball bats, Thanks for my best year of 5. I T~CAPTAIN, WE miss you sooo DEAR PETER: Do you know much, Smiley. P.S. If you can't The Meher Baba, Ingredients for HEY TIGER, We made itthrough love you all (some more than much! Call soon, 'kay? Love, you what?/Do you know what?/l love sleep, wake me up so we BOTH a Valentine's day Heart! Round another Valentines. See you on others.) Sweet Baboo and pumpkin. YOU! Love Brenda can giggle! two of CTD? P.M. the slopes! Luv Carebear. 14 Thursday, February 13, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY

L.B. I think their huge, you think their normal I love you casual I smSH love you formal.

— ITS BEEN a while since we spent JOE BUNK: Happy Valentine's LYNN (THE King) Your "stick- MJ — HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a night on the bedpost together. Day. Thanks for being my big to-it-ive-ness" has certainly been Will it ever be just you you!!! This is as laidback as we and me? brother, sometimes I really need an inspiration. Keep it up. You'll could about Honestly? BARE. possibly be this!! one. We'll have to split a 40 of do well at what ever you choose Someday this will be a stat holi- HEY SMURF The times we've orange schnapps. Thanks for to do. $Mr. UT.TS day!! had together were great the best IF JOEBUNKthen one ina million- coming out. Lis. AYE miss ewe around. u is yet to come. Love John. thanks for being a great friend. LISA: I & sugars in MIKE: have a deep desire for Luv Kisses C. Walker Lee: never see tea with five I JOE LEE Will you be — without to cum to me, man- HAPPY 3RD Valentine's Day, it-ora Zamboni think- you let your Birth- my valentine? You're cake's in Happy hood run free. Brandy A. day Bear. Prepare yourself for HAVE my will, you have your ing of you. Valentine's I my fridge (still)! Luv and kisses. Day an old partner. many more. Be on the lookout way, which, like a trick, to admire, Lee. from Lee Bunk MARNE: had a wonderful time, for kitten cuddles sent F.T.D. one should not understand. Have & I LUANNE JANICE It's not the and finding a love, your kitten. a happy Valentine's Day Cathy. miss, but new friend was a JOE LEE Bunksma: Thanks for dining hall food I the big part of it. Thanks. must say! The King. being an excellent friend and time I spent with you. Happy I

- yr H.V.D! H.V.D! (Remember: J.T. THANKS for being a con- buy the blues All we can think H.V.D! repetition is often HAPPY VALENTINES Day : tributor. Your understanding is about is summertime This is a humourous) YOUR jokes are really — PETER:

- Kedar. To My Sweet Baboo in T.O. xox appreciated! I love you M.J. KAREN AND Scott: Thanks for day we don't want to lose Will bad to being and your sarcasm hard oxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Love Nini. my roommates. With or you be my Valentine. Dave. handle. But thanks for every- JODY: NEXT time you want to without her Scott we'll have fun MC— HAPPY Valentine's Day thing. Happy Valentine's Day. play in snow, partner in Jamaica. Happy Valentine's with luv from your roomie, E. Love, HAPPY VALENTINE'S Day, the find a Day. The Cute One XOX. Eileen. You're so nice to caffeine for us both first. Happy Valen- Love Heather. - crazed Cordies first thing on a tine's Day. MARGRET JUST wantto let you POOK! HERE'S a Valentine's Wednesday morning. KATHY — HEE! Hee! How close know that I'm thinking of you on wishto you!! All my love RADBA. JASBIR AND Cheryl: Have a do you read the Cord? Happy this day. Hope midtermsgowell. Valentine's Daytoyouand Barb! Ken-Man. HEY BIG Guy! Sorry about the "special" Valentine's Day. Love PHOTO DEPT (lan and Andrew assumptions. I guess you're not your roomie Anne. etc.): Here's to Freudian Bana- a tramp. Wish you a very Happy KING: "YOUR just theright size". MY DEAREST P. Pie: Roses are nas and late-night darkroom sess- give you my Valentine's Day! Your Buddy. J.M: TO the girl love, so soft and 1 heart. Hugs and Red, Violets are Green, It's been ions. Your contact sheets get I kisses. C.R. 3 sweet. Just sharing your com- M&M— CONTROLLING me Great Years, How have Warn- better and better, Newsie. V kids more HAPPY VALENTI NE'S Day to all pany is always a treat. Have fun not require at er's been?...To many does a gavel all. together...Love Gumby House Dwellers... even in Florida, with its big Palm trees. KIDO: YOU'RE my best mate. Instead, try inniskillin a years Always, P. PRINCESS FIG: it, Love and hot Pie xoxo. This is my you — the two who have discommuni- But hurryon home fora kiss and lots, Mitch. tub Geoff. II final attempt. The chair at the cated themselves. TRILLIUM. a squeeze. Love G. Hot Stove has 3 years worth of C. RESPECT MATT — KAR AND Nat: You're still young MIKE C, HappyValentine's Day. and admira- dust on it won't you recon- HEY THESE Ex-Gum by! So now JAMESTODD Liddy: Youstink!! and restless so why don't you It's still not the time, but want to tion don't grow on trees, even if sider?! Scoringly yours, Veektor commit a few more I that's where newsprint comes you're 20 and more mature? I sins? Love keep in touch just the same. P.S.

— Congrats doubt it! Here's to being old and JEFF: THANKS for the good your elephant-like roomies. still haven't found from. for just being a very special person the earring you, A. PAUL: TO childish. Happy Birthday. timesand great memories. Love yet. Brandy A. with a very warm heart. Sue always, Katie. KEG (F.R.): I'm wishing for the MEL. THANKS a good HEATHER- HAPPY Valentine's day for year. when you can tuck me into MY "DAHLINK" Bobby, Sure Next year inT.O will even be PETE: YOU can come to visit, Day. Hope you and Fred have our own oak bet- JEFF S: Even if can't recognize bed. You're very glad Cupid struck early this year! ter. Love Heather, xox Stay a while to chat, don't fun in Quebec City. Dave. I special to me. Just Marlon, come back from the Far Love, Dairann. Grosses bisses, Love Squishkins. serenade us, For we can't stand Side sometimes to see me! (I'll be P.S. I'm out of bubble bath. that. Love A & S. HEATHER. I LOVE YOU. in your lab, actin like a 5-year- KAREN: WHEN can we get start- old.) have you seen Ana any- ed making those blond, blue- MAIDENS OF Hickory House: P.S./R.P./F.L. YOU'RE being HEY ALEY Cat, wanna cross the eyed children? I like names where? Happy Valentine's Day the Loved the blond streak and part watched and you look FAN- backyard & strut your stuff at my Lia and Lara, and Tyler, Travis from Marina. the black and red curtains more TASTIC! ? house, this valentine? Maybe and Trevor. I'd even marry you. often. Your watchful neighbour. you'll get lucky & sink your claws Love, Peter. JODY: FOR my recommended lan, & into me instead of Marmaduke! MICHELE AND Warren, Be my PHOTO DEPT: To Dave daily allowance of hugs, I'll ter- Love ya your PRINCESS! valentine's... please. Love Harv. Andrew. If it weren't for you always look to you! Thanks, love KEVIN (#ll FOOTBALL): Mem- rific guys, I'd actually have to Jeff. ories remain of a great time I had HEY BABY! Thanks read the Cord instead of looking for letting with you at the beginning of the M.J. GOOD things about being at me practice position! the pix. the fetal J: HAPPY VALENTINE'S Day to school year. Happy Valentine's 22: (1) They'd never hire you at Let's drop out of the sky together Day, Luv, a great roomie! H. good-looking! MB. McDonald's. (2) Youcan be intro- NICK KNOCK, Who's there? A Publi- real soon! You know who. to PRESIDENT OF Student duced adults and call them by pepsi. A pleb escaping poverty tiny per- theirfirst names. (3) It has sym- cations: You are our and JACKY, HAPPY Valentine's! KYLE: HAPPY Valentine's Day! Kso inconspicuously. I.L.Y. any- fect leader. Keep the HAPPY BELATED Darren C. metry you haven't experienced up good Joshua wants to know if Abner Best of luck in the school year way. Presumedly Your Best you. Happy Valen- Hope you "Gave'er" on Sunday. -hope to see you at since age 11. See? It's not so work. We love could come over and play. back the Offer. tine's Day. Big HUG. Editor-type. Happy V-D aussi! L. Tam and LCBO real soon! Luv yah, bad. Words of wisdom from the Shirl. Schmalzie. xxoo. other side. Love JT. J.B: YOU owe me a lot of quar- N — ITS worth saying 1000 PRINCE (ALIAS Michael Jack- ters. Happy times hope We Thanks cutie. Valen- to this special but I twice will suffice son) wouldn't die for you. HOPE YOU have FUN on Valen- tine's Day. love, Ms. Pac Man. KATHY (KAT): Happy Valen- M. HERE'S you on — I love you. You're special! in day I hope it will divine Even in your purple rain suit tine's Day.from your favorite tine's Day to one of thebest pus- be When Love N. XOXOXOXOXOXO. 1999. Sure your Red you go to lie in sun we'll take engineer. JOAN: ROSES are sies a friend could ask for. You south the Corvette forget your Ras- red, violets Make sure you toast the buns but are blue. There couldn't be a bet- mean alot to me, I hate it when NOREEN & NOREEN: Happy berry Beret. Face it, you're achin! that happens! Yours affect- And have... a Happy Valentines. ter valentine than you. Man-Ken. Valentine's Day to my 2 favourite Madonna. ionately, K. sweathearts. Guess Who! JUDY: SINCE the library it's been all MR. SPOK'S man: Youcan pose team-work the way. Soon we'll for meanytime. Outrageous as it make it to a the dump. Have may seem members from the great slack week. See ya. R.N. "other" Faculty are worth know. Take at face value! JOHN: I'M looking forward to the IGGY: YOU'RE TRASH, man, next year! Take care of J.B. Hap- py Day. ya! MELANY: T.F.C.O. and T.F.B.Y. but we still want to do you!! Valentine's Luv Happy valentines day. love Jeff. 0~ Happy Valentines Day. Avid fans JOHN: I don't have a valentine so ONE YEAR on the same bottle of of Rod Stewart. — please marry a MEL WHAT would we do baby oil, we must be slowing don't go and pig sorry you're gone farmer. Valentine sandwich?Luv LIZ: WE'RE without each other in getting down as we get older. Maybe I'll ITS TIME to say from the U of butJZnot for long. We miss you. through many problems! to prove to you that John. our have again Goo Happy Valentines and We love you. Admiring Admirers. Happy Valentine's Day. Love warm baby oil is better! Deborah. MOOOOOOOO! Mar. Q! BECAUSE not many Valen- JOE: IF anyone were to ask a LIDS & DEB — I couldn't ask for ONE CONTACT WONDER: I'm tines start with Q. To Kathy, fine ITCH-BABY: You're doing reason why I lo\«d him, because 2 better roomies! Let's be pals MATT C EVEN though you're glad we've had this time together. because I know you're reading — See you on my porch in 30 it was he, because it was I. Live forever ok? —The grilled-cheese- short, you are still "A" okay. Bill says Ack and Happy Valen- this. Always remember that I years Love Laugh - Always, Sharon. burner-& dish-breaker, Me. Happy Valentines Day.Love H.K. tine's Day. LCF. WUV U! So lighten up, OK?? THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, February 13, 1986 15 £a^i: ji*lCTti^scw SLY: YOU'VE got the looks that GEETY, j TO Heather, Janiceand MY case "bir": my Dryden: Happy kill! You're melting my heavy | TO SWEET of TO DAVE, from Pam-thanksforbeing such great mother would really if you Valentine's Day from member metal heart. Love, "Vince" friends. Happy Love, like it a Valentine's! got me drunk and advan- the Supper Luigi, Ricky, FEH, and Megan. took of Club. STEPHAN: tage of me! Love, your 110 lb REMEMBER the on good times in Abbeytown. Your "export" ice. TO THE WORLD'S greatest TO THE boys on Marshall. Even nurse. A little TLC is all I need. buddy, Fred though you are all a pain in the TO "9:00 in the Concourse, Be Luv ya soooooooo much. Doc. TO LYNN, tiny —. Happy Valentine's Day Love i the perfect exec- there" just because I act un- utive: red, SALLY: THE duvet is red, the Heather XOX think Liberals are Conserva- sheets are blue, Barney friendly doesn't mean I don't T.8.: THANKS for always being tives are blue, Student wants to cute. Publica- sleep with you you're still H.U.D.M! P.S. myloveand my friend,foralways tions could not ask, for a Pubs it you told yu better TO ALL Student People would surprise if I I being there when I need you, for president than you. Yer the Thanks for a great year, you're all really was from outerspace always sharing and bearing my greatest. SHERRY, LOVE is a very special great & wonderful even as you joys and my sorrows, and most thing. It is a rare experience, and hand in your resignations. Love THAT "special" person who all being in TO of foralwaysjust you TO HEATHER, Karen, Doris,Sue, is to be charished all your life. It "The Prez" is the KEY to my heart and has your own special way. With all RICHARD C: You're gifted! You' will develop Stephan and Corina: Production you into what know opened gateways to happi- love, always" - I new my "for Stubby. people are the unsung re talented! Please come back to you are, the greatest person TO A very special busy guy. ness, Faith, and Fulfillment. heroes of us! We You! I the Cord. Don't ever change! NEEEEEEEEEEED know. Thanks for being there. Happy HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY have Happy Valentine's Day! Staff T.8.: NOW that we entered Except to go to bed earlier and Valentine's Day. Love Heather CINDY! YOUR LOVING KEY- ERa", into the "J. We'll have thanks for laying all this out. STEVEN C.: DEAREST Valen- XOX HOLE TOM many, many more memories to RUTH, HAPPY Valentine's! To- tine: to the Here's many months ; add to our wonderful list. HAPPY day in your the Ministry honour ahead being even better than the I THERE ONCE were four guys TO THAT Beautiful Psychic in VALENTINE'S DAY, I love you! of Natural Resource file in P C S. last three we've shared! Love and from across the street who the Weight Room: You already H.B. has been burned Laughter always, Christina. P S. thought they all were pretty neat, KNEW you had my Heart!!?? Say you, say me, say it together Till one day..the 32 caper Robb- Happy Valentines Day, Love A.B. TO MY dear little optometrist: ROG: AFTER all these years I naturally ... ed them of their toilet paper. Thanks for always being there, I have finally found out what love Love Sandi, Donna & Sue Valentine, Liz C.: you always will. really TO MY 2nd love and I know is! Thanks for everything: STEVIE! I love you. Sorry about Rosesare red, violets are blue, so we will be together for a long your patience, your caring, your the claw marks in the waterbed. TO ALL Cordies: I'm wimping am I when I do't sit beside you. time. Love always, BC 1985 love. Je t'aime pour toujours, K. Misha. P.S. Mom says Hi. out this yearand sending a group (What a joke!) Wink You guys are good

to old will enjoy VALENTINE'S — go to McGinnis relive SCOTT, I love you this much all woman "Dress you up have been the best. Here's to all DAY. Be mine. fairy tale I'm lost for words. without - Pumpkin face. memories, but this time the way around - Val. with my love". Thursday morn- those warm nights together It's Andrea the Capri! — Meet you in Wilf's at ings will never be the same again. true babe, you leave me breath- P.S. noon. Catchya, hurTammit. MAYBE we can less. Happy ValentinesDay. Love mean get my cham- SHELDON: TO ALL Cord staff: Alone, on a Does this I make the second one the real THE DRIBBLER: Valentine's Day K.K. top, pagne and rose tonite? P.P.S. #2 and really, really, really mountain the wind buffet- thing, with your help. Love I still ting you from all — Now that no longer shack up LOVE rou are as sides YOU I Heather XOX YOU and really TERRI, STAWBERRIES, Straw- are the greatest a minor, you can legally E cut force forgood in with as a bugs ear!! XOXO Your berries, and more strawberries. today. M!! ha! ha! Pretty Lady the world SCOTT (ALEXI) miss sitting Mmmmm, I lo\« strawberry, choc- I olate's good too! We've got to get we meet beside you. Let's go tobogan- SCOTT G.: How'sabout ning together really soon. Ma- TO A.I. and R.S. Youare the best together MUCH more often. Luv TO DAWN H.: If I promise to be on Feb 14for a little please in Jamaica dame X (call me Spikey) "big sisters" I could ever have. Squid. your Valentine, will you "fun in the sun" G.C. Thanksforeverything! Love, K.B. not throw me off the balcony? Your abused roomie, K.B. to lately (Ha TO MY dear Opt. Keep working. Luv Ya! G.C. SERGE: BEEN 315 xoxo: ***HAPPY Valentine's day SCOTT G.: ha) Happy Day THERESA: OUIN! I can't decide! will always be with you. love Valentine's bud! I Laura!!! love you piles and piles Luv ya! Karen XXOO Thanks for chauffeuring, even if forever, Sharon. XXXXXXXXXXX TO I smiling Hun', happy always Harvey's. B3 WILLISON: Thanks for and I miss you a lot all the time. SKIP: KEEP we do go to The being such days are here again. Think of begin in earnest New great guys. We hope -Stuffy- music lessons TO MY Hamburg Love: I you all you've love as rockets. Remember sun, soon, so those fingers find the Valentine get in know this comes as a shock to been looking for. Love from the rivers, and yellow blankets? Long- shape. The RenaissanceWoman. - you not the fact that I'm pas- girls on Hazel St. ing to keep us "warm", Loving sionately in love with you, but the you Muffy. that THERESA: LOOKING forward fact it's now public knowl- MY sweetie": to Cambridge edge. "TO Roses are red, the great excur- You ARE the best thing in are blue, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, Happy Violets There are no sion. Valentines Day!!! my life. Your Bunni-Rocket. that can said, Sweetheart, will you love me words be To show how much care for you! All my always? ... Happy Valentine's DAVE, I TO who hails from Til- TO MY cute "little", I mean really love, J.S. Day, Little Pup Isonburg, Tobacco Country: for little (hubba) wimp with "such a "protecting" us from your lecher- face". It's beena fun, "hole"lotof TO A good-lookin' #16 on the S.W.K. A YEAR ago today. From ous friends, for helping out with but it really would be better in T~ Laurier Hockey Team: hear you hall to I the dining forgotten all, being a jello, hubba Hubba. bite — 1-43 Bricker Happy Calculus and for pal You have a girlfriend, Happy ZEGHEAD TO the girl who's lunches on ski trips. We've come TO Valen- and a really sweet Thank and I'll yours. Hubba toobad. Day....Hope it guy, mine bite Valentine's day anyway! a made "doing laundry" much along way. How many oranges tine's is the grea- you, (You're just doll!) Hubba, wink, wink, nudge, From Dave! a hockey fan who more fun (hubba-hubba). Luv, can you eat in 24 hours? All my test...Love Your Roomate who is Happy Valentines Day! from nudge, etc. Meet under the loves watching home. you those "crazy-legs" on your personal pancake chef. love, Betty never Deidre and Denise. house. the ice. 16 Thursday, February 13, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY

the people behind the press ...and how to join them

Student Publications, although funded by Laurier students ! through a WLUSU Student Activity fee in September, is independently administrated. There is a separate Student Publications Board of Direc- tors, with its own president and treasurer. People with an interest in the management and administration of a complex organization would be able to make a very valuable contribu- tion here. The BOD and president are elected by Student Publications members while all other position holders are chosen by a hiring board led by BOD members. Anyone interested in applying should come up and talk to the present Student position holders for more complete job descriptions. PRESIDENT The president of Student Publi-

cations is everyone's boss — offi- cially, anyway. The president is elected by the corporation after being elected to the Board of Publications Directors. In addition to being an ex-officio member of WLUSU's Operations Management Board, the president oversees all the bus- iness operations of Student Publi- cations, from bills to policy to staff management to bylaws to bud- gets. This is a big job requiring a lot of organization, responsibility Lynn Kurtz Administration and time. President

BOARD of DIRECTORS The BOD is elected by the members of Student Publications. They meet once a week, on the average, and debate policies and decisions affecting Student Publi- cations. In addition, the BOD hires new staff and helps to pre- pare the annual budget. A knowl- edge of the corporation is essen- tial, but students at large are encouraged to apply. In fact, at least one non-Student Publica- tions member, past or present, must be on the five-member board. Each applicant will address Jamie Gorham Theresa Kelly Peter J. Lear Roger Nault the corporation at a general BOD BOD BOD BOD meeting. Services BUSINESS MANAGERS In addition to the Student Publications publications some Student Publications' account- Business basic services are provided. For very competitive fees, Stu- ing and financial business is dent Pubs will produce flyer and brochure artwork, over- handled by two people and a new heads, resumes, posters and photographic work. Photo- computerized accounting system. graphy is co-ordinated by the photo department (see the Cord The business manager: accounts section). University Transparencies and Typesetting does all receivable's duties include invoic- outside typesetting. Looton is responsible for making posters ing and journalizing Cord adver- and buttons. For a better idea of what the managers of these tising invoices and recording cash departments do, contact this year's position holders. receipts. An important and chal- lenging aspect of this position collecting UNIVERSITY involves contacting and LOOTON TYPESETTING outstanding accounts. Manager co- AND TRANSPARENCIES The Looton The business manager: ac- ordinates the sales and produc- Typesetting flyers, resumes, counts payable approves pur- tion of familiar pos- booklets, colorful the Looton and overheads chases, provides updates on reve- every- are UT&T's specialties. Long ters, covering bulletin boards nues and expenditures and main- where, hours, fun-loving personalities and soon-to-be-famous tains an accurate record of all Looton buttons. Looton is a separ- and the basis of creativity are the financial transactions. ate department only prerequisites position. of Student Publi- for the Next year a treasurer will be man- The earnings are said to be unlim- cations, and therefore its hired to be in charge of the busi- ager must possess general ited! Summer opportunities in this manage- ness operations. This person will ment skills, including people sche- department include helping fellow supervise the business managers product students professional mar- Peter Bradley duling and marketing. plan and, in co-ordination with the Elesia Hawryluk is on sales, keting strategies Business Manager Since Looton based for their "summer BOD (in which the treasurer has Accounts Payable and receive a ventures." Accounts the manager staff ex-officio membership), will nego- Receivable commission on poster and button tiate the operations and capital orders. expenditures budgets. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, February 13, 1986 17

CLASSIFIEDS COORDINATOR COPY EDITORS The classifieds co-ordinator is The printed Cord has been responsible for the Cord's weekly edited for content, style and gram- "classified" and "to be" section. mar by at least three individuals. This includes organizing theadvert- Copy editors go beyond merely ising, typesetting the copy and correcting spelling and grammar; pasting up the final product. Peo- they also check to make sure ple without experience in typeset- copy is consistent in its style. ting and/or layout should not be They read the paper at least twice scared off, as the training is pain- in their effort to maintain high

less. Time-wise, this job is one of standards — on the computer Corina Kelly the least demanding in the Cord, screen, and on the flats once the Marina Munro Heather Lemon Classifieds Co-ordinator requiring about 10 hours a week. copy has been typeset. Copy Editor Copy Editor

CIRCULATION and FILING ADVERTISING MANAGER MANAGER The Cord is partly funded by People who love organization student fees, but a great deal of will love this job. TheCord is not revenue comes from advertising. only delivered around Laurier The ad manager coordinates the each Thursday, but is also sent Student Publications sales efforts out to subscribers. In addition, the in Kitchener-Waterloo by manag- Cord receives papers from other ing sales reps and overseeing the campuses. The C & F Manager design and paste-up of all ads. coordinates this activity. The ad manager's sales territories The C & F Manager also main- include Laurier and several retail Picture tains a filing system of relevant accounts. Holding a year-long stories and graphics from other position, the ad manager also papers. This position is organiza- sells ads for the summer publica- tion and shouldn't require more tions and receives a commission than 6 hours a week. on sales. yourself here Diana Kastelic Bert Trapman Circulation and Filing Manager Ad Manager

PRODUCTION ting the ad layout of the paper and Production people are respon- overseeing the entire production sible for how the paper looks. process takes up 30 hours per Once the copy is edited and type- week. Anyone considering apply- set, eager production staff paste it ing for this position should be up according to the section edi- experienced and patient. tors' layouts. Beyond the manual Production assistants devote labour, they also soothe harassed less time (10-15 hours), mainly editors when their layouts don't on Mondays and Tuesdays. Ex- work and help them to resolve perience is an asset, but far from their problems. essential. All production staff are The production manager currently being trained to transfer spends about as much time at the and typeset copy; a terminal fear Cord as the section editors. Set- of computers is a definite liability.

Weekly Karen Schmalz Heather McAsh Doris Docs Cord Production Ass't Production Manager Production Ass't

EDITOR

The Cord Weekly is the biggest and most visible compo- Being editor is a full-time job — nent in Student Publications, and therefore requires a large literally. Far beyond being a good staff of crazed individuals willing to push themselves to their writer and editor (the editor edits hours. But that shouldn't scare all copy that is printed), this posi- limits and work unreasonable WLUSP feature written by you away. For every ounce of pain there's a pound of happi- tion holder must be able to coor- production Heather McAsh ness, satisfaction and accomplishment. dinate of the weekly student paper. Anyone It takes more than writers; we need people interested in sadistic enough to apply to be editor designed by Fred Taylor layout advertising business, organiza- and production, and should have an excellent and ex- don't need to know tion and editing and even computing. You tensive knowledge of the student everything already; anyone with enthusiasm and the desire to press, both technically and ideo- help out will be eagerly trained. logically. In addition, the editor But maybe you don't know where you will fit in. In an should be able to work well with attempt to help you resolve this question, all the positions for people. which we hire are summarized below, complete with pictures The Cord editor is also respon- photos by Andrew M. Dunn, of this year's position holders. Don't hesitate to come up and sible for the production of the well- lan Dollar, Rob Furlong, ask them questions. They are SO approachable. known September publications. Corina Kelly and Scott Fred Taylor These include the WLU-er/Direct- MacDiarmid Editor ory, the Pocket Planner, and the Weill Calendar.

SECTION EDITORS Section editors, in conjunction with the editor, constitute the edi- torial board. As their pictures indicate, they are an intimidating lot indeed! Each section editor is responsible for planning the con- tent, assigning stories and photos, editing and designing a section. These frazzled people spend up to 30 hours a week either in the office or tracking down stories. Since news often takes up half the paper, the news editor works with an assistant. It takes a lot of experience to be a section editor, to be sure, but it is not without precedent for a person who has never worked for the Cord to be hired as a section edi- tor. Just be willing to get a lot of Andrea Cole Sarah Hayward Matt Johnston Scoop Furlong training. News Editor Ass't News Editor Entertainment Editor Sports Editor 18 Thursday, February 13, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY

These following Student Publications' positions are available: Administration: □ President Keystone □ Directors (4) Services: □ Looton Manager □ University Transparencies and Typesetting □ Manager KEYSTONE This year the book was co- edited by Brenda Grimes (busi- Business: ness manager) and Janice Farrell □ Treasurer (production manager). Next year, due to structural changes, an edi- □ Business Managers (AR, AP) tor and assistant editor will be hired. The editors will be respon- sible for meeting deadlines, sales, Systems: advertising, bi-weekly staff meet- □ Systems Technician ings, recruiting and the general production of the Keystone. Brenda Grimes Janice Farrell Photo Department: Business Manager Production Manager □ Photo Manager □ Photo Technicians (2) The Keystone is Laurier's full-time campus yearbook. The tradition of the Keystone was □ Graphic Arts Technician brought back this year following a ten-year absence. The new Keystone for 1985-86 includes sections on student events, residence life, sports, graduates and the year in review. The book has been completed and is now being printed. Yearbook staff are now taking a well-deserved rest until Keystone: the books arrive for distribution prior to final exams. □ Editor □ Assistant Editor Systems

SYSTEMS TECHNICIAN The Cord went high-tech this year. All our copy is typed into the computer, edited on the screen and transferred via a cable tenu- ously hung from the ceiling to a phototypesetter. The system is far from foolproof. The systems tech- nician oversees all this technol- ogy, performing system back-ups, writing software, training new users, changing typesetting chem- icals and generally easing the computer illiterate into technol- ogy. Stephan Deschenes Systems Technician Photography

Cord Weekly: □ Editor □ News Editor □ Assistant News Editor □ Entertainment Editor □ Sports Editor □ Copy Editors □ Production Manager □ Production Assistants (2) □ Classifieds Co-ordinator □ Circulation and Filing Manager

Application forms available from the Lan Dollar Andrew Dunn Dave Wilmering are Photo Manager Photo Technician Technician Student Publications offices, 2nd floor, Graphic Arts NCC. Applications must be submitted to PHOTO DEPARTMENT people, supplies and equipment, darkroom volunteers. This year Lynn Kurtz, WLUSP president, by Friday, The photo department does all and therefore should have organ- another photo technician will ® the photo and graphic art work for izational and leadership abilities hired due to the volume of work February 28 at 4 p.m. Student Publications but will also in addition to basic photography created by the Keystone. develop/print and snap pictures skills. The graphic arts technician for anyone else. The photo the submarine-100 a All applicants are reminded that in addition to the technician does the operates The photo manager co-ordin- developing and printing of all like process camera, producing present positions, two new positions are open: WLUSP ates the department, including Cord pictures and supervises half-tones and PMTs. Treasurer and a second photo technician. EntertainmentTHE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, February 13, 1986 19 A saxy night at the Turret by Matthew Whitehead Their expertise, acquired on the phone players Demon Richard street, was evident throughout the Underhill (alto and baritone), Dave The crowd that saw the Shuffle show. The instruments were al- Parker (tenor) and Mike Murley Demons at the Turret last Saturday ways played right in sync with each (tenor) were all good soloists: they had mixed feelings. It was refresh- other and with good harmony. were always in perfect tune. Bass ing to hear a rhythm and blues Some of the music the Shuffle player Henry Rose held down a group for a change, but most pat- Demons play is as off the wall as good bottom end, but he could rons were only interested in danc- their costumes, but their music is by hardly be heard due to an unorgan- ing to pop music. no means obsolete. Musicians such ized sound crew. The music the Demons perform as Charles Mingus and Ornette Granted, the Demons appeal to is not written, but rather passed Coleman have demonstrated this a minority of music lovers, but the down by oral tradition. The five fact. crowd seemed unwilling to even musicians began as a street band at The Demons proved the univer- give them a try. Their repertoire the lucrative corner of Yonge and sality of their music when they went was interesting, especially the orig- Dundas, got exposure through a to Europe in the summer of 1985. inal rap piece Spadina Bus, but television-news feature, and con- The band was even well-received in saxes can become monotonous for tinued on to the club circuit. East Berlin. This summer they some people. Considering they had just come intend to travel to Expo '86 in Playing rhythm and blues makes from their regular Saturday after- Vancouver. it hard for the Shuffle Demons to noon gig at Toronto's Horseshoe One cannot fault the Shuffle get gigs, although their type of Tavern, their performance was Demons for dull stage presence. music is catching on more and very well done. All the musicians Each musician knows exactly what more. They gave Laurier a good have terrific training, coming from he is doing, and it shows. Drummer concert, but it appears their music experience with jazz bands or pri- Stich Wynston kept an insistent is not totally appreciated here. vate teaching. beat and was very smooth. Saxo-

Demon Blues.The Shuffle Demons, an ex-streetband from Toronto put down some fine blues at the Turret last Saturday. The crowd probably didn't expect to encounter this type of music, but the band was in top form anyway. Saxophonists Demon Richard Underhill and Dave Parker flaunted their "off the wall" wardrobe, and bassist Henry Rose (top right) was able to keep the rhythm and blues moving.cord photos by Scott McDiarmid. 20 Thursday, February 13, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY .entertainment Maritimer leaves audience behind

by Janice Tuominen Maritime folk singer was greeted liar with Kelly, who apparently by a very enthusiastic audience packs the house back home. Terry Kelly appeared at the for his first Ontario appearance. He kept them clapping and Turret last Wednesday as part of A good percentage of the rather singing by playing most of the WLUSIfs Wednesday night al- small crowd were former Marit- East Coastrequests they shouted ternative entertainment. The imers themselves and very fami- out. It made this native Ontarian wish 1 had a Maritime back- ground and could sing all the words to songs like Bud the Spud too. Interspersed with his inex- haustible supply of Maritime songs were many more familiar songs such as Simon and Gar- funkel's The Boxer and The Piano Man by Billy Joel. Kelly also performed severed of his own songs.

Terry Kelly is an athlete as well as a musician, which ac- counts for his ability to sing at breakneck speed for several hours. He often left the audience way behind. Throughout the evening, Terry, a blind musician, showed great competence on both the guitar and the piano. He devel- Student Publications oped a terrific rapport with the crowd, encouraging everyone to sing. There is no room for the works for you... inhibited or overly cool in a folk CORD photos by Scott McDiarmid. singer's audience. why not work for them? Applications for the 1986-1987 Student Publica- band 19 tions staff are now available from the Cord offi- ces on the 2nd floor of the Nichols Campus Cen- discs melody in such a gnawing fashion it seems no other tre. You could be on next year's Looton, UT&T, voice could possibly sound better. Animal Grey, the a Keystone, or Cord staff — maybe even be on the second track, has haunting submitting quality which suits its subject matter. A slower-paced Board of Directors! It's as simple as guitar evokes emotions of sadness and despair, your application to Lynn Kurtz, WLUSP president, beginning with the first line: "someone you love has by Friday, February 28 at 4 p.m. See the Pubs died today/ the sky is a cold, animal grey Parsons feature for futher details. uses his vocals to emphasize feelings of melancholy, and the drums effectively set the mood. Perhaps the only track that does not get full appro- val is When It's Over. It is quite repetitive and border- line heavy metal; Parsons is hard pressed to be heard above the guitar screech that monopolizes this song. The fourth track is probably the best one on the album. Don't Want Anymore is a high-energy cut you just have to bop to. It is reminiscent of a cross between the Forgotten Rebels and Teenage Head. The back- Applications are now being ing vocals on this song are just one of the highlights. The last song on the album is a live recording called accepted for the positions of: No Why. It is the fastest cut, effectively capturing by Cori Ferguson Band 19's onstage energy. The music is fast-paced enough to have a GBH-like quality, but the vocals Saturday, January 18 saw Boston's Band 19 open leave no doubt it is a Band 19 creation. Another track for Scruffy the Cat at the Back Door in Kitchener. The that demands dancing, No Why is the final addition to energy Band 19exhibits onstage is carried through on an excellent album by a virtually unknown band. their album, Dictate. I managed to grab one of the few Band 19 have definitely proven they won't sit back copies they had with them. and let the future take its course; they are out to make The first song on the album, Your Eyes, is an things happen. If they continue to put out excellent upbeat, offbeat love song. Rich Parsons' vocals are material like Dictate, they won't remain unknown for perfect for it. He croons the easy-listening, rocking long.

student blancmange believe you me managers by Scott Piatkowski Blancmange's brand of music can best be des- cribed as eclectic new wave. On Believe You Me, their third album, they continue to explore many mus- ical styles with varying degrees of success. Neil Arthur (voice, drums, clarinet) and Stephen Lus- combe (synths, piano, trumpet) deserve credit for their innovation and versatility. Side one leads off with Lose Your Love, a dancea- ble bit of pop. Somehow the duo manage to avoid making synthesizers sound heardess. What's Your Problem? continues this style at a slightly slower pace. orchestra. the Turret. Arthur seems to be out of his vocal range on the The frantic dance beat is resumed with Other of Wilfsand next track, Paradise Is, but the melody and lyrics are Animals. Another twist is added to the menagerie of interesting enough to save the song. The following styles by the use of a gospel choir on backing vocals song, Why Don't They Leave Things As They Are?, and a mellow saxophone. is average, but noteable for its introduction of flute The album's finale consists of two instrumental must be and string sections. pieces. The first, No Wonder They Never Made It Applications and resumes One of the most compelling listens on the album is Back, is made interesting by the appearance of Pandit submitted to W.L.U. Personnel by offered by side two's opening track, Don't You Love It Dinesh on tablas and one-man brass section Dick Monday, Feb. 24,1986. All. Hugh Masekela guests on flugelhorn on this Cuthell. The second instrumental, entitled John, piece. sounds vaguely like a ten-year-old child practising Believe sounds very much like an early Depeche piano. Mode number. The next piece, Lorraine's My Nurse, Overall, Believe You Me is a listenable and multi- is a delightful arrangement complete with a chamber textured album. entertainment THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday,"February 13, 1986 21

This year I have made a St. Valentine's Day resolution: 1 promised myself I would not look in the Cord classifieds to see all the love messages 1 didn't get. I'm tired of being set up for disap- pointment, year after year. This time, I'll stick to the Toronto Regime messages leaves bad taste Sun, where undoubtedly there will be hundreds of to some guy called Tony, and I'll pretend they are all mine; all mine! Well, anyway, self-pity aside, I began wondering how this Freedom of Speech by Tony Spencer whole affair came to be, this Saint Valentine's Day madness. I ran off to talk to my confidante, whom I'll once again call Robin, as it is her real name. So, faithful readers and only true friends, I will share this woeful tale with you and hope it will be as illumi- nating as it was for me late one night. It is not a pretty story, so

brace yourselves ... "Senor Valentine was sitting around one day, pondering what had become an obsession. Val was a confirmed romantic, but he was also a horny bastard. At the same time, Val was kind of short on cash. His treasury was running quite low due to all the keg parties he had been hosting. "It finally dawned on him. Val was a good capitalist and real- ized what his people really needed was a day on which all could honour their beloved and, in doing so, replenish his starved treas- ury. And what a concept! The masses would just love a special day set aside each year for lovers to gaze longingly into each other's lust-filled eyes, exchanging sappy professions of undying and everlasting love. "Needless to say, Valie controlled all the chocolate factories, flower orchards and card shops. So that's how he got rich. But that is not all that really mattered to Valentine. Uh-uh. "The man was a genius in his own right. Not only did he die a rich man, he died a rich and sexually satisfied man. "His plan was carefully prepared and, so I'm told, worked per- fectly. He knew he could keep most other men occupied buying fabricated symbols of their artificial notions of love. Val would by Paul MacDonald it touches everyone's emotions." I had the huge task of subduing the then be free to entertain his kingdom's lovely ladies. And so he was unsure whether to throw up or near-riotous crowd. Actually, we did, and did, and did.

"You're a poseur!" — anonym- laugh. I had thoughts of calling the talked at length about the bands, so "How then, did such a man get a sainthood bestowed upon ous female voice heckling Sid Vic- Bomb Squad to find a way to dis- most of their views are incorpo- him? You see, Val was very good at what he did. His mother, ious before his rendition of My pose of this explosive ego. rated into this review. like Don Juan's, always told him to do what he did best. After he Way. When New Regime finally hit We agreed that the factors finished entertaining each young woman, she would be flabber- the stage at 12:15 a.m., they pro- weighing against this event were gasted, overwhelmed and unable to utter anything except an Friday's blizzard not only cover- vided formula entertainment based too powerful, although the inten- ecstatic, 'Oh, thank God!' ed K-W in snow, it also blanketed on their 11-track debut LP, find tions were right. We also agreed "God, hearing his name, realized Valentine was certainly the area music scene with yet more previewed material from their forth- that no band is worth driving devout in bringing pleasure in such a selfless, dedicated manner. mindless, senseless, meaningless coming album which is to be record- through a blizzard and waiting Val was rewarded with the title of 'Saint.' " pop trash. Zip Zip 4 and New ed next month. The guitar work of three or four hours for. Robin's story ends there. Regime played to a crowd of about Norm McMullen was very good, as One could say Zip Zip 4 and Thus, we have St. Valentine's Day. A perfect day for celebrat- 60 weather-crazed individuals at surprisingly, was Connelly's voice. New Regime are like a hangover: ing what all mankind is devoted to: getting rich and getting layed, Bingeman Park's Marshall Hall. The songs, however, just seemed they leave you with a headache As it turned out, the bands should to be the same old juggled music. and a bad taste in your mouth. have paid the people to show up. Hardly original, but then 1 did not In the three hours between 8 and expect much from them anyway. 11 p.m. (when Zip Zip 4 finally They performed 17 songs in just went onstage), the crowd was enter- over an hour, to a mildly receptive HOTEL tained by sound and light "checks". audience. Maybe Connelly, the Mm I was entertained by huge egos. world's largest free-standing ego, MW*I lit lifefe New Regime's lead singer Kevin needed a mirror on stage. Poseurs Connelly granted the Cord some of usually play only for themselves. his oh-so-precious time for an inter- Prior to New Regime's appear- view. ance, I had the dubious pleasure of Between stories of how many watching Zip Zip 4 play their totally 14-year-old girls chase him and his worthless music for one overly long buddies Dale Martindale of Images 45-minute set. This band is so In Vogue and Kenny McLean of ordinary and predictable they Platinum Blonde (those great for- should return to doing only cover gers of mind-rock) in supermarkets, tunes. For that matter, they would Mr. Connelly shared some of his probably find some way to make pop wisdom. When asked about covers sound bad, too. the direction of the band, Connelly Zip principals Gary Hillier and remarked: "I want us to shift from a Mark Weareng were most unco- well-known Canadian Band to a operative in their non-interview. well-known CanadianEntity." That After telling me not to print most of is about as philosophical as Jack what they said, they let the inter- view digress into a mess VALENTINE'S the Bear; I didn't even know New of bad DAY Regime was "well-known." jokes. With his self-proclaimed "ex- The night was not a total loss; 1 a WEEKEND SPECIAL tremely powerful songwriting unit," had chance to talk to some Reserved Seatings at 6:00, 8:00, and 10.00p.m. Connelly admits "most of our ma- members of the sponsoring Let- terial is romantically tinged; I think termen's Club. These gentlemen

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The back after trailing by 11 points only two could not have been more accurate and forth action continued as two minutes before. in describing the Golden Hawks' Brian Demaree baskets gave the For the next four or five minutes, basketball team victory on Satur- Hawks an early 6-4 lead. the teams alternated scoring and day night against the Waterloo By the 9:00 minute mark, Laur- during this period the Hawk bench Warriors. In what had to be one of ier had opened up a 19-15 lead, came through at crucial moments. the most emotionally-draining thanks to a couple of Forden Two outside shots by Todd Smith jumpers and two Syer baskets and and one by Mark Polischuk pre- a foul shot. A Forden steal to set up vented Waterloo from taking the men's basketball Todd Smith forced Waterloo to lead after they had narrowed the regroup with a timeout. score to 65-63 with four minutes sports performances this school has Waterloo's height got the War- left. witnessed, the Hawks held off a riors back into the game with two The last four minutes provided hard-pressing Warrior offense in quick baskets by Paul Boyce to tie unbelievable end-to-end action by the second half to defeat Waterloo the score at 19-19 by the 10:30 both teams. Several miraculous 80- 76, and sweep the season series mark. shots of over 20 feet were made by two games straight. The Hawk defence was able to Warriors Nolfi, Savich and Froese. Everyone who attended the prevent a lot of Warrior penetra- With two minutes left, Waterloo game — fans, coaches and players tion, but a profusion of 20-foot had pulled to within one point, alike — was primed for a battle of shots throughout the game kept 69-68. monumental proportions. But no them close, and actually gave the But with the crowd on its feet, the one could have predicted this type Warriors a 23-19 lead by 11:30. Hawks persevered, led by Luy- of seesaw battle. Both teams had The Hawks fought back to tie paert who scored five of the Hawks' incentive: the Hawks trying for a the score 25-25 by 14:30 on five last 11 points. With 30 seconds left sweep of Waterloo this season; the straight Luypaert points. The and a 74-72 score, the Hawk Warriors bent on avenging that Hawks regained the lead, which defence saved the game. Two earlier defeat. they would never relinquish, by the steals, one by Forden and the other Urged on by a raucus bunch of 17:00 mark on the first points as a by Luypaert, prevented potential home fans, the Hawks overcame Hawk by Richard Nemeth, the Warrior tying points. Bob Urosevic an improved Waterloo offense and former Winnipeg Blue Bomber line- put the game out of reach with two the noise from a large contingent of man. Nemeth was just one of three foul shots with 12 seconds left. Warrior fans and their marching Hawk substitutes who played key After the game, coach Chris band. roles in this high-tension victory. Coulthard, while admitting he was With the victory, the Hawks (5- An Andy Balogh basket at the totally exhausted, downplayed the 3) recreate a second-place logjam buzzer capped a six-minute Hawk importance of a victory over Water- in the Ontario Universities Athletic outburst to finish the half. During loo. "It's just two points," he cauti- Association (OUAA) West con- that period the Hawk defence oned. "It (the victory) is only impor- ference, with Waterloo and Wind- shone, allowing only three Warrior tant for the playoffs." sor, but Laurier has a game in points. Laurier led 39-28 at the Coulthard felt that after the last hand. The Warriors drop to a 5-4 half. victory over Waterloo, Laurier was record, a far cry from last year's The second half started off much too emotionally high and couldn't performance. like the first, as the Hawks in- get ready for their next games. But Rene Luypaert led the Hawks' creased their lead on an.early Luy- he doesn't see that happening now, scoring with 20 points, while Steve paert basket. A quick Forden especially with the Hawks playing Forden and Darren Syer chipped in jumper stretched the lead to 15, at home for the next week. with 14 points apiece. All three 43-28 a minute and a half into the High scorer Ren© Luypaert drives for the basket in the men played superb defence as well. half. The Golden Hawks' next game For the Warriors, Rob Froese with Tight defense by both teams is against Western on Saturday, Hawks' 80-76 defeat of the Warriors. 21 points and Peter Savich with 17 continued into the second half, but here at Laurier. Game time is 8 CORD photo by Scott McDiarmid. points were top scorers. Waterloo began to gain penetra- p.m. Two Hawks top record in 10-4 romp

by Scoop Furlong major. A second major in the same game carries an automatic game For the first time in WLU hockey misconduct penalty. history the Golden Hawks have a Glencross concluded the second 20-goal scorer. In fact, after Satur- period scoring with his second of day's 10-4romp over Queen's, the the night. After two periods Laurier hockey Hawks have not one, but led 9-4 and outshot Queen's 43-23. two 20-goal scorers — Doug Mars- The Hawks coasted the rest of den and Terry McCutcheon. the way. Moffat, admittedly shak- The formerrecord belongs to ex- ing in the first two periods, settled Hawk Todd Stark who notched 19 down and made several tough goals in the 1983-84 season. saves in the third. Though Queen's Heading into the game Marsden outshot Laurier 13-7 in the final had 19 goals; McCutcheon was period, Laurier scored the only one behind with 18. McCutcheon goal. quickly caught Marsden in the race It was McCutcheon who ended to 20 as he blasted a big slapshot the scoring with goal number 21 to between the Queen's goaltender's get a head start in the race to 25. legs. Already, at the 53-second He turned the hat trick with just mark of the first period, Laurier over five minutes remaining. was ahead 1-0. Tim Glencross and Hawkey Talk: The record for Beric Sykes assisted on the play. most gods in a single season in the Sykes then assisted on the record Doug Marsden (14) scores his record-breaking 20th goal of the season. OUAA is 34 goals in 1971-72 breaker's 20th goal. It came on a CORD photo by Greg Mcßae. held by Bill Aube of Ottawa. Roo- two-on-one break. Sykes picked up kie Shaun Reagan, the Hawks' his second of five points on the Queen's attempted a comeback and his head fake left the Queen's the night as his slapshot from out- number-two point-getter, did not night as he sent a slick pass to late in the first as they notched two goalie down and out. side the blueline slipped between react well to being regulated to the Doug Marsden who rifled home quick goals. Gael Rob Holland Forechecking produced the Moffat's legs. fourth line. It showed during Satur- number 20 to become the first 20- scored his first of two on the night Hawks' seventh goal as Sykes The spirited second period saw day's game. The line of Sykes, goal Hawk. on a power play at the 16:49 mark. scored just 27 seconds into the Dean and defenceman Rod Cun- McCutcheon and Glencross totaled favourites, Sykes, Then an attemped Not playing centring pass period. ningham ejected for fighting. The 14 points. Sykes led the way with some 51 seconds later, set up from the corner bounced off Hawk Before the period was two min- fights were similar: both occurred one goal and assists goaltender four while McCutcheon for his 20th. Mike Moffat's shoulder utes old Laurier went ahead 8-2. at the same time, both Dean and McCutcheon tallied a hat trick and the net. Prior to these two goals, Dave and into Quickly it was 5-2. Defenceman Greg Sliz, with good Cunningham lost their helmets an assist and Glencross accounted 12 Banton notched his 16th goal of With seconds remaining in work along the boards, eventually early, and both Dean and Cun- tor two goals and two assists. the season at the 2:15 mark and the first period, Bobby Dean put broke free and wristed a shot by the ningham ended up on top. The Hawks played Tuesday in Glencross unleashed his 50 m/m Laurier back into a four-goal lead rattled Queen's goaltender. Marsden was also ejected in the Toronto and Wednesday he capitalized at home canon at the 8:14 mark. Laurier as on a penalty shot Queen's scored a power-play second period as he received two against McMaster. Their next was ahead 5-0, and the game was opportunity. Dean, known for his goal to make the score 8-3 and five-minute penalties — a high- home game is Saturday against just 14 minutes old. shooting ability, elected to deke then Holland scored his second of sticking major and a crosschecking Guelph. NUMBERONEI N A S E R I E S~~ HOWIO CALLFOR THE BIJUE

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The Laurier women did not per- It was a night of mourning for The Laurier women's varsity-' form as well as they had hoped, Western, a night of celebration for curling team brought home the placing sth, but Kim Gowing Laurier. Out of eighty men, Lauri- gold this weekend and became the proved herself again with another er's point-getters were: Dave Bradl- first women's team in the history of result in the coveted top 10,placing ey. 6th, Rob Crocker 9th, Clarke Laurier to win an Ontario champ- 7th. Smith 15th, Dave King 18th. ionship. Dave Bradely, a WLU ski team member catches an The team consisting of Louise Thursday night was the Pepsi Individual results from Friday edge a recent year-end banquet, a proud Gowing during competition. Kirwin, Linda Jackson, Brenda and were, for the females: Kim CORD photo by Greg King. night for Laurier. During dinner sth, Janeva Healey 18th, Teresa Kenefick, Maureen Kennedy, rumours started to circulate about Moreau 22nd, Lisa Odoni 28th, The men's results were: Dave 26th, Dave King 34th, Andy Bar- Susan Shepley and Diana Ptolemy the fact Laurier had won. Rumour Kelly Ritchie 30th, Jackie Dolling Bradley Bth, Rob Crocker 16th, ret 59th, and Reid Finlay (racing as defeated Laurentian, Waterloo, turned to fact when, a few hours 36th. Pete Ardill 21st, Clarke Smith an individual) 52nd. Guelph and McMaster in Kingston on February 7 and 8. The women are coached by Anne Moore. Their only loss was against West- ern in an extra end. There was a three-way tie for Hawks drubbed 68-49 by Athenas first place between Laurier, Mc- Master and Western previous to by Brad Lyon The Lady Hawks started slowly, their swarming defence. The few By 13:30, Waterloo had regain- the last game in the round robin. not scoring until 2:30 of the first times the Hawks did work inside to ed its defensive poise and a 21- Laurier was playing McMaster and "We played in spurts." half on a basket by Prescott. But the Athena basket, they simply point lead, 59-38. The Athenas the winner was guaranteed either a With those words, Lady Hawk they were able to take an early 4-2 couldn't get the ball to sink, espe- then concentrated on defence, with playoff or first place depending on basketball coach Gary Jeffries lead on another basket by Prescott cially in the last few minutes of the the Hawks not scoring for over the outcome of Western's game summed up Laurier's game with 40 seconds later. half. eight minutes in the latter part of against Guelph. the Waterloo Athenas on Satur- But by the 5:00 mark, Hawk With three minutes left, the Athe- the half. The Hawks tried to make Western lost in am extra end and day. The Lady Hawks were sound giveaways allowed the Athenas to nas had stretched their lead to 30- the score more respectable with a Laurier was declared the winner of ly defeated 68-49. take an 8-6 lead after being down 17, and went into halftime with a couple of last-minute baskets, but the Ontario Women's Interuniver- by four. Turnovers, forced by 37-22 lead. The Lady Hawks play- was bright spots came in the by then the game out ofreach. sity Curling Championships. Hawk Waterloo's relentless defence, ed well but were flustered personnages of Andrea Prescott into All team members are returning plagued the Hawks all evening. untimely shooting and passing. with 12 points, Debbie Whatmore According to coach Jeffries, the next year. The first of the Hawks' above- The second half was no women with points and Ann Weber kinder to played hard and he was 10 mentioned spurts came around the Hawk fortunes, as they proud felt the critical game was Wednes- who chipped in with nine. Water- missed five of their effort. He felt the six-minute mark of the first half as shots on three rushes in pressure them, day (last night) against McMaster. loo's top scorer, Karinna Lueg, the first defence got to but the Hawks scored four quick points, minute and thirty A victory would virtually a contributed 15 points, while Cindy seconds. They once the women gain more expe- assure culminated by Kim Fritzley's two didn't score a point 3:30 on rience, they to playoff spot for the Lady Hawks. Poad helped out with 12 points. until will be able react to technical foul shots and a 10-8 foul shots by Weber and didn't sink this pressure instinctively. Their next home game is Sa- With the loss, the Lady Hawks lead. a basket until Whatmore's basket While this loss hurts the Lady turday , February 15against West- (4-6) slip into a fourth-place tie with But the remainder ofthe half was at 6:55. By that time the score was Hawks' playoff chances, Jeffries ern. Game time is 6 p.m. Guelph while the victorious Athe- mostly downhill for the Hawks, as 47-26. nas (9-2) strengthen their hold on Athena-forced turnovers turned into Two Kns Peel baskets and points first place in the Ontario Women's Waterloo points. The score remain- by Whatmore, {Catherine Foulon Interuniversity Athletic Association ed close until the 12:00 minute and Weber closed the gap to 50- 38. hopes (O WIAA) West conference stand- mark, when the Athenas widened This was to be as close as Laur- V-ball playoff ings. the gap to 22-17, thanks mainly to ier would get. by Chris Starkey The Hawks defeated the Uni- versity of Michigan Wolverines in Laurier's men's volleyball Hawks four games but were bumped down Hawks suffer Mac attack were busy last week gearing up for to third place in their pool by the Ontario University Athletic Indiana-Purdue and Ohio State. Association (OUAA) playoffs, play- Laurier was downed 3-0 by the it was all Mac. "We as may well Athletic Association (OWIAA) ing the Waterloo Warriors in their 15th ranked Indiana-Purdue team have not even gone!" West by Chris Starkey said Coach Division at 9-1. Laurier drop- last regular season game and par- and also fell to the USA's no. 12 Cookie Leach. an emo- ped to 2-9 on After such the season. ticipating in a tournament at Ohio ranked Buckeyes 2-15, 8-15, The women's volleyball Hawks tional win over Waterloo last week The volleyball Hawks finish off State. 11-15. (in which the Hawks came to Thursday travelled to Hamilton for a confron- back their schedule (tonight) In the game at Waterloo last "We didn't play very well at all beat the second-place Athenas 3-2) versus tation with McMaster on Tuesday, the Windsor Lancerettes, the Thursday, the Hawks stretched the this past week," said Coach Smith. Leach's squad came out flat against division's February 4 in which they were sound- second-ranked team. Patti undefeated Warriors to four games, "As in any sport, you can have the league leaders. "It was was easily " ly thrashed by the first-place Maraud- Smith, almost recovered from an eventually bowing out to the nation- mini-slumps and 'down-times', he ers the worst game we've played all injury, may return to line-up 7-15, 4-15, 4-15. the and ally ranked OUAA West Division added. At the same time, Smith year," said Leach. Leach predicts it that "could turn out leaders. was confident that the Hawks can Laurier held an early 6-5 lead in The win kept McMaster on top to an of be interesting game" in the The second game was only the bounce back in the first game but from that point on the Ontario Women's the firstround of the Interuniversity Rose City come Thursday. fifth Warrior loss all year, but OUAA playoffs. Coach Don Smith still wasn't Laurier travels to Western this pleased with his team's effort. "Our Saturday to take on the 8-2 Mus- bumping and execution on offense tangs. The volleyball Hawks fin- WLU right track were poor at times." Scores for the ished up at 6-4. on were match 6-15, 17-15, 8-15, The Mustangs are a "beatable" special to the Cord Other performances in the Laur- Koenig is hopeful that a few weeks 7-15. team that Smith feels the Golden Laurier saw some top-notch are capable of handling York University's All-comers ier-packed meet included Laurier's rest will find Berg back in top form. vol- Hawks leyball teams in their pool at the with a good effort. Action gets meet held on Sunday, February 9 4x200m relay team competing in Two new-comers, in the form of Ohio State tournament but finished underway at 2 p.m. at Thames resulted in some strong perform- solo efforts, which seem indicative Robb Zilles and Brian Long, com- the weekend with a 1-2 record. Hall. ances and many personal bests of a strong showing for this team at peted in the 800m. Zilles, compet- (Pb's) for Laurier's track team. the Ontario University Athletic ing for the first time in six months Although four members chose Association (OUAA) champion- due to a mid-summer injury, ran a ships. not to compete, the remaining thir- 2:03.2, while Brian Long ran teen members picked up the slack 2:15.8 in his first attempt at the WANTED: with Kevin Powers and Pat Wyllie In the 200 m Steve Watson led distance. leading the way. Track ace Mike the way with a 23.61 to place In the longer distances, Peter Booker, resting from his fourth- second in his section. Hotly pursu- Self ran a strong 1500 m in a time of place finish in the Toronto Star ing Watson's time for the remain- 4:10.0. Besides Powers, Wayne PART-TIME STUDENT PHOTOGRAPHER Games 1500m, was one member ing three spots on the relay team Riley competed in the 3000 m fin- who didn't compete. were: Chris Sebben — 23.94, Chris ishing seventh in his section with a

— time — of the A lacklustre field in the shotput Zadow 24.43, Lloyd Eadie 9:16.2, and in long The Office of Institutional Relations is looking for an 24.46, and Mike — jump veteran-rookie Murray Pratt resulted in an easy win for Hatoski 25.20. a student photographer to take photographs of university whose win- Doubling in the 60m was hurled his body to a uninspired Pat Wyllie, Lloyd 5.76 m mark- events, functions, etc. for use in various publications. ning throw of 13.45 m fell far short Eadie who dashed to a 7.57, fol- ing. of by Murray Pratt, a his Pb of 13.60m. lowed with 7.73 Applications should be keen amateur photographers who The Laurier gutsy performance clocking. The next meet the will for team are willing to work in the evenings or on Apply to of the meet, however, had to go to The only veteran Spectator Games weekends. 400 m found be the Hamilton Barry Lyon, Publications Manager, Office 3000 Kevin Powers, who Andrew Berg competing, and un- to be held this Saturday February of Institutional m runner Relations, in Library powered his way to a second-place fortunately the flu-ridden Berg 15 at the newly erected Victor the basement. finish. could manage only a 58.70. Coach Copps Arena. 26 Thursday, February 13, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY

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- Secretary of the Board of Directors - Orientation Committee - Returning Officer Chief w available for a term of office commencing May 1,1986 till April 31,1987. Additional information available at W.L.U.S.U. Central. etcetera— THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, February 13, 1986 27 classifieds to be ... to be ... Articles for Sate Personals Stenographic Thursday Monaaytt tk Hl* IT Monday February COUCH, CONTEMPORARY Services 13 February 17 February 24 VAL: HAPPY 22nd Birthday, stay -■ 1 style, matching 2 chairsand otto- away from Mexican gigolos. BAGEL BRUNCH: The Waterloo READING WEEK to February ART EXHIBIT will be in the Con- man. QUALITY TYPING and/or word Excellent condition, rust Love Cath, Peg & Ades. Jewish Students Association will 23. course until March 15. brown, $180. Phone 742-94-39. processing. Resumes stored in- meet a.m. definitely. from 11:30 -1:30 p.m. Punctuation and spel- in U of W's Campus Centre, GUY & MAN: We are a blonde ling checked. Fast ser- MENNONITE HERITAGE HAWK TALK Luncheon accurate Room 113. ' will will take Personals and a redhead. Are you talking ' vice. Delivery arranged. Diane, be celebrated at the 'Joseph place at noon at the Waterloo about us? want BEE- RON: DEFENDER of my We really to 576-1284. ENSEMBLE CONCERT: The Schneider Haus' from 10a.m. to Inn. erogenous zone. know! We need more details. WLU Contemporary Players will 5 p.m. Events include a 'Show Please! TYPING! ESSAYS and resumes. perform at 8 p.m. in the T.A. Towel Workshop', a 'Lunchtime WRITING SKILLS Series will Tickets available through the Lecture' and a Festival'. For TO K. BERLY Boyle: Happy Val- Paper supplied. Reasonable 'Film take place from 12:30 -1:30 p.m. , Faculty of Music or at the door. more info, entine's Day. TIMMY. SORRY about Saturday rates. Close to universities. Call phone 742-7752, or in P3027/29. Third and final ses- night. Tim rhymes as at anytime. visit the 'Haus' at 466 Queen St. with Trim Donna 888-6308 on sion will be on February 6. Regis- in 'NUCLEAR WEAPONS Van- S. in Kitchener. ter SUGAR—BEAR 'Lean Mean Sex Machine'! Videotape in Student Services. (alias Idi Amin): Signed Frenzy. QUALIFIED TYPIST. Anything couver Island?' and This maiden languishes far from discussion about Canadian un- typed from theses to resumes. STUDENT PLACEMENT your company in a castle per- IBM Selectric typewriter. Will derwater testing range used by Tuesday close to Quebec. SANDRA B: Love your tail and U.S. military be the focus of Officer Info. Session will be held ilously A week piece editand correct any spelling. Will will February - isn't too long to wait, would love to get a of it. Ploughshares meeting. Join us 18 February 24, from 12:30 1:30 is it? I'll see See you in core. Your supply paper. Call Pamela at p.m. in CTB 4-209. you soon. (If the secret at 7:30 p.m. at the Adult Recre- fire-breathing admirer. 884-6913. FRENCH FILM Screening of dragons don't get me first!). ation Centre, King & Allen Sts., 'Übu Roi, J.C. Averty' will take FILM SCREENING: 'High Sierra' PROFESSIONAL TYPING. Es- Waterloo. at TO THE JLM Club: Can I be TO THE LATE Night Balcony ___ place 9 p.m. in PlOl7. presented says, will be at 3 p.m. in 2E7. frank? Here's to us B's (Rah! | Raiders: Thanks for the ser- term papers, theses, res- umes, etc. $1/double Rah!). Who needs men anyway? -1 enade. We want our weinies spaced COMMUNITY RESOURCES for & page. Simple tax February (Well, for starters, J, L M!) Love back! And Graham, thanks to returns pre- 14 Women will meetfrom 7:30-9:30 LSM SUPPER Meeting will hold ! pared $10. Ya Girls! XO. | you, our cats are starving to Call Accu-Type p.m. at the Kitchener Public Li- a discussion on 'Celebration of | 886-4347. HAPPY VALENTINE'S Day! Val- the from 4:30 - p.m. ... Family" 7 in death. Let's do it again some- entine's in Wilt's. brary. Topic of discussion will be TEN MEN: PUT on your dancing a.m. Day Party 12 the Lower Seminary Lounge. where else. Luv ya, the 2 — shoes and let's Tango. Dancers. QUALITY noon 2:30 p.m. "Women in Non-Traditional Oc- Beauties. RESUMES: Type-rite cupations: can design your resume for Time to Re-examine that WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL: Where We Are'. For more info, C.S: SORRY FOR dragging you 'professionally printed' look. Fea- RESUME WRITING Workshop DEAR MR. Chairperson: I hope Laurier at Guelph at 8 p.m. call 653-2511, ext. 245. will be held from 6-7 p.m. See home against your will Friday means. turing larger bold headings. Very $24,500 justifies the The rates. PCS for location. nite -1 know I had a 'Good time'. Destroyer. reasonable 744-4753. J. BAROQUE ENSEMBLE Con- cert will take place at 8 p.m. in CANADIAN FEDERATION of DIANE: HAPPY belated birth- PROFESSIONAL TYPING. Es- the T.A. are University Women will hold its Upcoming term theses, res- Tickets available day. Isn't it great growing Personal Business says, papers, February General Meeting at 8 old tax returns through the Faculty of Music or even* together? E. umes, etc. Simple at the door. p.m. at Hilliard Hall, First United BLYTH & COMPANY: Superbly prepared $10. Call Accu-Type, Church, Waterloo. Dr. M. Shar- WILFCON II is less than one JOHN: I STILL luv you even if Led Toursfor Young Adults Ages 886-4347. Saturday ratt will speak on 'Cardiac Reha- month away! The Science-Fic-

— you're blind — I'd be surly too 19-35. Biking trans continental, bilitation State of the Art'. tion Club is proud to present biking Europe's great river val- February 15 with a roommate like yours. FAST, ACCURATE typing and __ Guy Gaurial Kay, author of 'The I leys, biking in France, the bike heard hell froze over so you can word processing of reports, MEN'S VOLLEYBALL: Semi- Summer Tree' and co-compiler — tour of Europe, grand tour: talk to me now john. mailing lists and resumes. Re- finals. See A.C. for details. of The Silmarillion' as our guest Greece and the Islands, grand asonable rates, many years ex- February 21 of honour. Guest artist will be ASHLEY & FRANK: Showtime... . tour: Western Europe, sailing in perience. Phone 886-2097. MEN'S BASKETBALL: Western Heather Bruton. Various panels Feb. 14th. 8 p.m. You know the Greece, French Immersion and at Laurier at 2 p.m. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL: will be held all day long. For place! Let those homestay, humanities at Oxford OWIAA Championships at Laur- social barriers TYPING: GRADUATE of a uni- more info, call Bryan: 576^4177. down & a U ni versity. Please call for a com- WOMEN'S BASKETBALL: Wes- entian will take place until Feb. live little. Chippen- versity Secretarial and Admini- dales! Chippendales! Chippen- plimentary brochure. Offices in tern at Laurier at 6 p.m. 23. See A.C. for details. Canada, strative Studies Program will SCIENCE-Fiction dales! Bambi and Geanni. USA and France. Toll type essays, reports, resumes, ATTENTION (800) & Fantasy Free: 387-1387; (416) etc. campus. HOCKEY: GUELPH at Laurier at Writers: Have we got a SHARON: REMEMBERING 964-2569. Close to Rea- MEN'S VOLLEYBALL: Finals. for you! Back by popular sonable rates. Call Cathy at 7 p.m. See A.C. contest those good times; gotta like for details. demand is a short story contest: those white pants. Lisa. Help Wanted 746-0190. Sunday deadline is March 1. Please type HOCKEY: WATERLOO at your entry (double-spaced) and MES AMIS: I don't know about FAST, DEPENDABLE word pro- February 16 Laurier at 7 p.m. place it in an envelopewith name you guys but I've never had a COUNCIL PAGE, Kitchener City cessing. $1 per double-spaced Hall, preferably a political JOIN RECREATIONAL folk and I.D. number on it. Hand it in Valentine's Day without a cig- page. Resumes $3 per page. to WLUSU Office you science student. Approximately provided. dance classes, 7:30-9:30 p.m., at MEN'S BASKETBALL: Laurier at the and arette. Love Peppermint Patty. Draft copy Near Sea- the could win $30. For more info, call 20 evening and 5 day-time meet- gram Stadium. Phone 885-1353. Adult Recreation Centre, 185 Guelph at 7:30 p.m. ings annually. Remuneration: King St. S., Waterloo. No expe- Mary at 576-4177. TO MY SNOWBUNNY: Come rience necessary. Admission $50 per meeting. Reply in writing is GLOWA GO GO: Lesbian & 'ere! ... for just 2 sees. Happy TYPING: WILL type essays. Spel- Gay to: City of Kitchener; Mr. R.W. $4, or pay $25 for 8 classes. For Dance. $2/$3 at MEET THE Author: Hugh Cook, Valentine's Day. Luv 'Ya' Little ling and grammar corrected. 20 more info, Admission: the and Pritchard; Commissioner of Gen- call 576-2653. door. At the Cabaret from 8 p.m. author of 'Cracked Wheat Orgasm. eral Services; P.O. Box 1118; years experience. IBM type- Other Stories' will speak at the at -1 a.m. CHUCK: YOU'RE never too old City Hall; Kitchener, Ont. N2G writer. Call Shirley 745-2928 Monday PMC at 3 p.m. on Thurs. Feb. 27. after 5 p.m. to ...! Have a brutal day. Your 4G7. February 17 buddy, Cherry. Saturday OPERA PRODUCTION: 'A Tale NATIVE FRENCH—speaking EXCELLENT TYPING of re- PLACEMENT & CAREER Ser- j February 22 of Two Cities' will be presented - at DESPERATELY SEEKING student required for film to be ports, thesis. 20 Yager Ave. Apt. 3 vices opened from 8:30 a.m. in the T.A. 8 p.m. on Fri. Feb. David: Meet in concourse to- made in France in June. All ex- — 578-5424, off Westmount, Left 4:30 p.m. Evening hours not of- ! WOMEN'S BASKETBALL: 28 and Sat. Feb. 29. Tickets are morrow between 4:50 - 5:30 for penses paid. Contact Dr. T. Greenbrook, Right Stirling, Left fered tonight or Tuesday, Feb- OWIAA Championships at Laur- available through the Faculty of Odessy to Toronto. Scully, Romance Languages. Southmoor, Right Yager. ruary 18. entian. See A.C. for details. Music or at the door. scoreboard Flying Hawks Hockey OUAA Linda Jackson, a second year Standings arts student, is the vice-skip on GP W L T F A PTS Laurier's OWIAA championship team. Continually stronger 3 1 135 60 33 curling York 20 16 play LAURIER 18 15 2 1 142 63 31 throughout the tournament Toronto 19 14 5 0 120 49 28 made her a big part of the team's Western 19 13 5 1 109 68 27 success. Windsor 19 11 3 5 109 77 27 Waterloo 20 10 8 2 92 97 22 Terry McCutcheon, a second 22 11 11 0 123 141 22 Laurenb an arts a centre Guelph 21 9 10 2 99 101 20 year student and for Brock 20 6 13 1 110 146 13 the Golden Hawk hockey team, Queen's 22 5 15 2 96 132 12 scored a hat trick against Queen's RMC 23 6 17 0 91 157 12 last Saturday to become the first Ryerson 21 4 15 2 85 156 10 to score 20 goals. McMaster 21 4 16 1 69 132 9 Laurier player He had 21 goals and 24 assists in 18games going into last Tuesday's CIAU hockey game and is in the top five scoring OUAA Ba«ketbaU-We«t rankings leaders in the OUAA. Standings GP W L T F A PTS 1. York OUAA Volleyball-Wert 647 2. Moncton Western 8 7 1 0 571 14 Intramural hockey-gold division Waterloo 9 5 4 0 726 656 10 3. LAURIER Standings LAURIER 8 5 3 0 596 575 10 4. UQTR GP W L T F A PTS Standings Windsor 5 4 0 699 732 10 9 5. Alberta GP W L T F A PTS McMaster 9 4 5 0 636 614 8 6. Waterloo 10 10 0 0 6 3 20 Brock 8 4 0 599 615 8 PEI 16 4 Western 10 8 2 0 6 3 Machine 8 3 0 0 0 16 Guelph 9 0 9 0 632 772 0 7. Calgary LAURIER 10 5 5 0 4 5 10 11 the-unit 10 7 3 0 0 0 14 8. Toronto Guelph 10 5 5 0 4 17 10 Canadians 10 3 Brock 7 0 0 0 14 9. Dalhousie 9 1 8 0 2 3 2 vertical-smiles 11 5 6 0 0 0 10 10. McGill McMaster 9 0 9 0 1 3 0 bedrockers 10 5 5 0 0 0 10 b3-brewers 10 2 8 0 0 0 4 al-willison OWIAA Ba«ketball-We«t OWIAA Volleyball-West 10 1 9 0 0 0 2 Purple Standings Standings A PTS T PTS GP W L T F GP W L F A Standings GP W L T F A PTS Waterloo 11 9 2 0 683 587 18 McMaster 11 10 1 0 32 10 20 Brock 9 6 3 0 580 441 12 Waterloo 10 7 3 0 27 18 14 8 1 2 0 0 18 0 475 450 6 4 0 25 14 12 Kelly's-Heroes 11 McMaster 9 6 3 12 Windsor 10 Decapitators 10 7 2 1 0 0 15 Western 11 6 5 0 664 651 12. Western 10 6 4 0 20 21 12 11 7 4 0 0 0 14 6 0 609 615 10 10 3 7 0 24 6 TNUC Guelph 11 5 Guelph 14 Blitzed 10 4 5 1 0 0 9 LAURIER 10 4'6 0 583 655 8 Brock 10 2 8 0 14 28 4 10 4 5 1 0 0 9 492 687 31 4 Madmen Windsor 11 Oil 0 0 LAURIER 11 2 9 0 14 Disorient 10 2 7 1 0 0 5 28 Thursday, February 13, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY

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