The Muppet Show Theme

Piano intro “I always dreamed we’d be back here. Dream? That was a nightmare!” “It’s the Muppet Show, featuring…The Stingrays!” Orff and Recorder play

Curtain Opens It’s time to put on makeup It’s time to dress up right It’s time to play the music It’s time to get things started It’s time to light the lights It’s time to get things started It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Why don’t we get things started Show tonight On the most sensational Inspirational, celebrational It’s time to put on makeup Muppetational It’s time to dress up right This is what we call the Muppet Show It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

To introduce this record That’s what I’m here to do So it really makes me happy To introduce to you

Life’s A Happy Song Piano intro Life is full of highs With someone to stir and someone to fry Everything is great, Everything is grand Life’s a leg of lamb I’ve got the whole wide world in the palm of With someone there to lend a hand my hand Life’s a bunch of flowers Everything is perfect, It’s falling into place With someone to while away the hours I can’t seem to wipe this smile off my face Life’s a fillet of fish Life’s a happy song when there’s someone by ...... uh, yes it is! my side to sing along Life’s a happy song when there’s someone by your side to sing along When you’re alone, Life can be a little rough It makes you feel like you’re three foot tall Piano When it’s just you, Well times can be tough When there’s no one there to catch your fall I’ve got everything that I need Right in front of me Short piano Nothin’s stopping me nothing that I can’t be With you right here next to me Everything is great, Everything is grand I’ve got everything that I need I’ve got the whole wide world in the palm of SOLO: Right in front of me!!!!! my hand “Sorry, I was super excited” Everything is perfect, It’s falling into place I can’t seem to wipe this smile off my face Everything’s great, Everything’s grand Life smells like a rose Except Gary’s always off with his friend With someone to paint and someone to It’s never me and him, it’s always me and pose him…and him Life’s a piece of cake Wonder when it’s going to end With someone to pedal and someone to But I guess that’s okay, cause maybe brake someday Life is full of glee I know just how it’s going to be With someone to saw and someone to see He’ll ride up on a steed, get down on one Life’s a happy song when there’s someone by knee, and say Mary will you Marry me? my side to sing along I’ve got everything that I need I’ve got everything that I need Right in front of me Right in front of me Nothin’s stopping me, nothing that I can’t be Nothin’s stopping me nothing that I can’t be With you right here next to me With you right here next to me You’ve got everything that you need Right in front of you Life’s a piece of cake Nothin’s stopping you, nothing that you can’t With someone to give and someone to take do that the world can throw at you Life’s a piece of pie (Life’s a happy song when there’s someone With someone to wash and someone to dry Life’s an easy road by your side to sing) – 3 times With someone beside you to share the load Along!

Movin’ Right Along Piano Intro Movin’ right along Movin’ right along in search of good times He L.A. where ya’ gone? and good news Send someone to fetch us, we’re in With good friends you can’t lose, this could Saskatchewan become a habit Movin’ right along Opportunity just knocked, let’s reach out and You take it, you know best grab it Hey I’ve never seen the sun come up in the Together we’ll nab it, we’ll hitchhike bus or west yellow cab it Piano solo Movin’ right along Footloose and fancy free Movin’ right along, we’re truly birds of a Getting’ there is half the fun come share it feather with me We’re in this together and you know where Movin’ right along you’re goin’ We’ll learn to share the load Movie stars with flashy cars and life with the We don’t need a map to keep this show on the top down road We’re stormin’ the big town, storm is right should it be snowin’? Movin’ right along we found a life on the highway Movin’ right along And your way is my way, so trust my Do I see signs of men? navigation Welcome on the same post that says come California here we come that pie in the sky back again land Movin’ right along Palm trees and warm sand, though sadly we Footloose and fancy free just left Rhode Island Ready for the big time is it ready for me?

Man or Muppet

Piano intro Am I a man……..or am I a muppet? If I’m a muppet well I’m a very manly I reflect on my reflection muppet And I ask myself this question Am I a muppet…….or am I a man? What’s the right direction If I’m a man that makes me a muppet of a To go……I don’t know man Here I go again Am I a Man……or am I a muppet? If I’m a muppet then I’m a very manly I’m always running out of time muppet I think I’ve made up my mind Am I a muppet…….or am I a man? Now I understand If I’m a man that makes me a muppet of a Who I am man I’m a man I look into these eyes I’m a muppet And I don’t recognize Oooooooohhhhhhh The one I see inside It’s time for me to decide That’s what I am

Pictures In My Head

Is there more I could have said? Your cannon ball trajectory, it always gave Now they’re only pictures in my head me hope That’s why my green is feeling grey They may have been unbearable, but I still Sometimes even frogs have rainy days loved your jokes

Remember when the stage caved in while Is there more I could have said you were rockin’ out? Now they’re only pictures in my head Who’d have thought your smorgasbord would be hard to live without Piano solo

If we could do it all again Could we do it all again Just another chance to entertain Make ‘em laugh like we did then? Would anybody watch or even care On the stage where we belong Or did something break we can’t repair We could harmonize for one more song

But I’m standing here instead Now they’re only pictures in my head The Rainbow Connection

Short piano intro What’s so amazing that keeps us stargazing And what do we think we might see Why are there so many Someday we’ll find it Song about rainbows The rainbow connection And what’s on the other side The lovers, the dreamers and me Rainbows are visions All of us under its spell But only illusions We know that it’s probably magic And rainbows have nothing to hide Have you been half asleep So we’ve been told and some choose to believe it And have you heard voices I know they’re wrong wait and see I’ve heard them calling my name Someday we’ll find it Is this the sweet sound The rainbow connection That calls the young sailors The lovers, the dreamers and me The voice might be one and the same

Who said that every wish I’ve heard it too many times to ignore it Would be heard and answered It’s something that I’m s’posed to be When wished on the morning star Someday we’ll find it Somebody thought of that The rainbow connection And someone believed it The lovers, the dreamers and me Look what it’s done so far La, da da dee da da do La la da da da de da do

Saying Goodbye

Short piano intro Somehow I know…we’ll meet again Not sure quite where and I don’t know just Saying goodbye…going away when Seems like goodbye’s such a hard thing to say You’re in my heart…so until then Touching a hand…wondering why It’s time for saying goodbye Wanna smile Wanna cry Saying goodbye…why is it sad? Saying goodbye Makes us remember the good times we’ve had La la la Much more to say…foolish to try La la la la It’s time for saying goodbye It’s time for saying goodbye

Don’t want to leave…but we both know Sometimes it’s better to go