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Editor/Publisher What’s Inside This Week? Steven J. Schultz 4 Beav-Sci; Not That Kinda Cougar; Assoc. Editor Guest Op-Ed Johnny Beaver 5 As the State Turns Entertainment Editor 6 Red Door Landlord Rises Under Different Ygal Kaufman Colors; White Coffee is a Thing Words 7 Director Mary Jeanne Reynales, Johnny Beaver Sidney Reilly Behind the Curtain Hannah Darling 8 Third Thursday Next Week, Must Jan Hovarth Nathan Hermanson Mean Arts Walk Elizabeth Arthur Ygal Kaufman 9 Artist Shar Fagersten Sets Fires, Design So You Know We Like Her Bobbi Dickerson 10 Calendar Calendar 12 8 Days Nathan Hermanson 15 Hard Truths

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Corvallis Advocate | 3 By Sidney Reilly Heart Disease Research Shows Diminishing Returns It’s Actually Not Bad News new OSU research study published clinical trials, on a government A last week attempts to figure out website which tracks the results. if scientists are running out of ideas Under this new system, when a on cardiovascular disease or not. trial yields an unintended positive By Johnny Beaver From 1970 to 1999, an impressive and outcome, the researchers are inspiring 57% of big budget clinical restricted from reporting that as Linn-Benton trials for drugs treating and preventing the intended successful outcome of heart disease returned positive results. the experimentation. This was a Backwash From 2000 to 2012, that number frequent occurrence in the past, and shrank to the considerably less exciting Nature, and not necessarily a bad thing. A positive level of only 8%. Defiance Thereof outcome is a positive outcome, but Veronica Irvin, an associate professor the new reporting standards ensure ougars are nature’s most in OSU’s College of Public Health, was accurate and translatable reporting hideous, vicious predators. C co-author of the study, and she thinks drastically lower success numbers. The for the public to consume. So in short, They will eat your children, drink they’ve figured out what happened. And your blood, and take a dump first, as noted above, is that the term the seeming drop off in results of there’s good news in the bad news. in your toilet without flushing. A “positive” can be a bit loaded. That a these experiments on human subjects, clinical trial discovers a drug doesn’t which are vital to our fight against recent “viral” photo of a cougar “Some people focus only on positive work does not necessarily mean we heart disease, is not itself bad news. It moseying along out in the open by results,” said Irvin in a press release. Corvallisites Kevin Kenaga and Faye “Null outcomes, or results other didn’t learn anything valuable. Indeed remains unclear if this extends to other Yoshihara has reminded citizens than what was expected, might be sometimes failure can return extremely fields, though Irvin theorizes it likely to be mindful of their surroundings, disappointing, but they may inform valuable information. will. respectful of nature, and above all doctors and patients about which else... to remember to wear their But the bigger driver of the drop in “We don’t know if this decrease in treatments are not likely to be helpful. successful trials is the transition, positive outcomes also affects drug chastity belts, because cougars will Publication of null results also prevents in 2000, of new federal transparent trials for prevention and treatment of totally %$#@! you. the unnecessary replication of the reporting requirements. The new cancer, diabetes, or other diseases, but study by other investigators.” The Corvallis Planning Commission requirements, among other things, it would not be surprising because they has green-lit a new shopping center Irvin’s study theorizes that there are force researchers to register their have the same reporting requirements,” on 9th Street. Early plans seem two distinct concepts at play in the expected outcomes, in advance of said Irvin. to indicate fast food restaurant presence. “Yay,” said one anonymous citizen that lives along 9th. “That’s just what we &*$%@ need.” Guest Opinion Re: County States Case Two bodies have been found near the Costco in Albany in just over a for ew ail week. Looks like I’ll be shopping at N J County Offered Faulty Numbers in Aug. 6 Story Winco for a while, just in case. he county’s case for a new jail seems In the article, Sheriff Jackson claims An Albany man was subdued by Tbased on fanciful numbers. The the county spends $2 to $3 million police after he was found punching sheriff says our criminal justice system per year paying other counties to a Postal Service vehicle repeatedly lacks teeth because we have to give incarcerate our inmates. But the (while a postal dude/dudette was early release to some 300 inmates per Sheriff’s Department’s own newsletter inside), shouting about how he year, and that some inmates effectively in July of 2015 reports that the county didn’t like the government. The escape long sentences. only pays $1.1 to $1.3 million per year, man bit a postal supervisor when and those figures include transportation several of them tried to end his The Sheriff’s Department website costs for up to 40 inmates. It would be punch-whirlwind attack. publishes the list of inmates released far cheaper for the county to send all Lebanon Feats of Strength, Aug. 2: early. For 2014 the actual number was of its 80 prisoners out of county rather A man rode a skateboard across 68; so far this year it is 37. The most than build and operate a new jail. barely feed the inmates each day on the Lebanon High School football that sum, let alone house them. common number of days released early In the article Jackson also claims that field... wowza. I can’t even ride one is one. The average number of days the per day inmate cost in a new jail The county’s argument for a new jail is of those on pavement. released early is only two. These actual would be $15 to $16. But the statewide based on faulty and fanciful numbers. A woman was busted with heroin early release numbers are trivial. They average is in the mid $80s now. His $15 outside of the Game Time sports don’t justify building a new jail. to $16 figure has no credibility. You can From David Grappo, Corvallis bar. Again, I can barely do heroin on its own... heroin and booze... at the same time? IT GETS BETTER Several kids were caught climbing Like Us On a pole to get on top of the Green 24 HR SUICIDE HOTLINE Acres School. Just like that, straight Facebook up a goddamn pole, haha. Those Benton County Mental Health Crisis Line kids are hardcore. 1-888-232-7192

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Sanders Visits PDX DHM Research, it appears as if HD televisions, Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont Sanders is trailing Clinton by about and Hello Kitty cheddar fame held a rally on Sunday five percentage points. And uh... notebooks. at Portland’s Moda Center. Did well, it doesn’t mean anything, so... The rest will it go better than the Seattle rally ::whistles:: be recycled or where he was effectively ejected dumped in the from the stage by protestors from I guess it’s too early to bother Columbia Ridge the group Black Lives Matter? talking about this stuff unless you’re landfill, which is in Well, that depends on if you were one of those armchair politicians the Oregon burg of in the bathroom while Art Robinson that bandies stats about and has Arlington. painfully evacuated his bowels. mysteriously “called it” every Rumor has it that the event lasted previous election cycle. If previous logic upwards of 45 minutes and that is to persist, now dogs could be heard howling within Nobody Cares About would be a good a nine-block radius. Washington: Lake Edition time to start Vancouver Lake in Washington’s warning your Sanders, the longest-serving esteemed Clark County has had neighbors about Independent senator in U.S. history, an algae advisory lifted. The lake, the government conspiracy to is gallivanting from one liberal recently blemished by multicolored irradiate us all. Unlike Oregon stronghold to another in order to algal blooms that could seep into state Republican Art Robinson’s actual plan to irradiate us. (I’m not close the gap between himself and your skin and make you throw up backed Hillary Clinton in terms of viability out of your butt (perhaps this is even kidding, Robinson thought this it up, for the democratic nomination what caused Art Robinson’s incident a good health measure.) suddenly in 2016’s presidential race. On at the Moda Center), is at long last, taking his shirt one hand, his career has been swim-in-able. Coolest Thing to Ever off in one smooth highlighted by unending support Happen in Oregon Occurs in gesture, jumping up and for civil rights and climate change Unfortunately, because this is Corvallis starting a long series of pull-ups on legislation, sharp criticism of the Washington, nobody actually cares. A short while ago I went to the Patriot Act, support for student Stupid Washington... we have our local K-Mart in search of some the bar above the cart lane. Muscles loan and immigration reform, and own disgusting lakes to worry about. sweet action figures, and on the glistening in the late afternoon sun, more (seriously, much more). On way back to my car I realized that I said to myself, “Holy sh*t, this the other hand, he’s a Pope Francis Shovel That Debris! I needed a tomato. Why? For food, guy is really just gonna go for it throne-sniffer and undermines Remember that Japanese tsunami you fool. Anyway, I walked on over like that, right there in the parking his entire progressive platform by that had many of us worrying to Safeway, grabbed a delicious, ripe lot.” Before I could turn away, an constantly quoting what might the about poisonous, radioactive taint GMO globe of red, and left. No big eagle soared overhead and made be the world’s biggest social policy ending up in our Dunkaroos? Well, deal, right? Right. that sound that they make when hypocrite. one million pounds of debris that awesome stuff is happening. went flying off into the ocean has And then I saw him. Still, everyone’s allowed to be stupid now been unloaded from a barge Now back in my car, I wasn’t quite now and again. in Seattle. Initially collected from Pushing a long line of shopping sure what I had witnessed, only a stretch of the Alaskan coastline carts over to the receptacle, I that it had changed my life forever. In an incredibly unscientific and where more debris continues to pile instantly knew there was something ultimately useless online poll of up daily, some items will be sent different about this Safeway (Hey Beaver, if Pope Francis runs 536 Oregon voters by Portland’s back to Japan, such as iPhones, employee. He had the look. And he for prez, he has my vote ~ Ed)

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Corvallis Advocate | 5 By Jan Hovarth Red Door Landlords Change Color, Little Else Now Calling Themselves Rising Realty

lthough they don’t paint are currently living in Cabo San Atheir doors red anymore, the Lucas, Mexico with their children. infamous Bula Enterprises is still Their pages and their children’s here and they’re still in business, Facebook pages are full of pictures just under another name. Following of recent vacations to Thailand in a flurry of foreclosures and late 2014 and El Salvador earlier lawsuits, it seemed that Kip and this summer, and boast of a very Michelle Schoning, owners of Bula luxurious lifestyle. Enterprises, had left the area, and renters A quick Google of Corvallis breathed search for “Bula a collective sigh of Enterprises” or relief. However, “Red Door Realty Rising Realty soon Corvallis” will By Hannah Darling took its place on produce plenty NW 4th Street and of information to Dutch Bros. Announces according to the raise an eyebrow Secretary of State, it over: testimonials White Coffee—But What Is It? is in fact registered from past tenants, If Joe Isn’t Your Cup of Tea to Michelle lawsuits, news Schoning. stories, and chat ast week, Dutch Bros. in Corvallis made to grind something so dense forums warning Lannounced via Facebook that it and tough. will now be serving white coffee at all Michelle first others not to do As to their claims? Well, coffee beans of their locations. According to them, registered Rising business with this do lose some of their caffeine in the white coffee has very low acidity Realty, LLC in company or the roasting process, so the less roasted and contains a whopping 70% more 2012 and Bula owners. At one time, they are the more caffeine they caffeine than their traditional three- Enterprises, which Bula Enterprises should contain. However, coffee bean blend. They also claim that it was first registered had hundreds of beans also get lighter as they are has a very “light earthy flavor” which roasted, so it takes more beans to in 2001 to Kip rentals available, is great for people who don’t care for weigh the same amount and a lot Schoning, was but Kip and the taste of coffee. of coffee shops measure their beans dissolved in 2014. Michelle defaulted Being an avid coffee drinker from a for espresso shots by weight. Bean Even with a new on a lot of them and young age who cut my coffee teeth for bean, it makes sense that under- name, they’re unable to escape lost many to foreclosures. Court on Dutch Brothers when they only roasted coffee beans would have their reputation for substandard documents filed in Linn County in had one location in Grants Pass, this more caffeine than fully roasted, but living conditions and shady May of this year show that Michelle sparked my interest. What is white by weight, it’s debatable. business practices and are again had a writ of execution filed against coffee? I was imagining a special Roasting also gives coffee that starting to garner a lot of negative her for the foreclosure of a property light-colored coffee bean with strong, dark flavor that we all love. attention. They have a history of in Albany from June of 2014. magical qualities, but after doing my Usually, bitter coffee beans have research, I was disappointed to find complaints regarding dilapidated been overly roasted, so it makes out that white coffee is actually just housing conditions, ignored repairs, Their own expansive Timberhill sense that under-roasting them would under-roasted regular coffee beans. exorbitant fees, and aggressive home, which has also almost give them a much more subtle flavor, collection tactics resulting in been lost to foreclosure more Coffee beans are green and really which is great for people that don’t hundreds of evictions. Craigslist than once, is currently valued hard when they are harvested, so like the taste of coffee. I decided to at over $500,000. Before they roasting them not only gives them put it to the test, and although it did currently has several ads by current that roasted flavor that we all love, have a nice, nutty flavor, it was the or prospective renters warning moved away, they used it as their it also makes them easier to grind. saddest cup of coffee that I’ve ever others not to rent from them. Some personal residence, but have since In fact, under-roasted coffee beans had. The good news is that I didn’t of these posts claim that the owners rented it out to multiple tenants. need a special grinder because the have to finish it to get my normal are living in Mexico and doing At one point in 2010, they missed typical home coffee grinder isn’t dose of caffeine. business from there. 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With over 20 years of too much happiness, tragedy struck directorial experience and a number the family and Reynales found of years of experience as a CCT herself without inspiration, without board member, Reynales continues to any desire to continue work in any elevate the local theater scene to this major way. day. “I took a pretty big break of about With a day job as a clinical four or five years because my mom coordinator for Home Health Services and dad were getting old,” Reynales at Samaritan and what she only calls said. “My mom had Alzheimer’s and a hobby in directing, Reynales is an we were taking care of her… She impressive multitasker. That ability died and right after she died, my bleeds into her social time as well. father died six months later. I was so Whenever we sit to talk, Reynales is depressed that I never left the couch Open for the season! usually musing through something to the OSU library and checked out for about nine or ten months after Now enjoy Saturday dinners on her phone, listening to music 30 books on directing, staging, and that.” (sometimes from a production she’s lighting. I gave myself a course on Lunch working on), all while working on her all the jargon, made a proposal to But in the fall of 2013, the hills came 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Tuesday-Friday next big production inside her head. Corvallis Community Theater, and alive and so, too, did Reynales. Dinner directed the show Annie in 1995.” 5:30 to 9 p.m. Thursday-Saturday As with many performers and “All of a sudden I got a little bug to Saturday Brunch theater nuts, Reynales found her way And just like that, Reynales had do a show and I did The Sound of 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. to the stage through family. unknowingly started 20 years of Music,” said Reynales. “All that work Corvallis-based theatrical goodness. makes you have energy and it’s fun. Farm Stand Hours: “I started in community theater From Oliver to Fiddler on the Roof All these people are depending on 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Tuesday-Saturday at the Santa Barbara Civic Light and Anne of Green Gables, Reynales you to be there and do it. They look www.gatheringtogetherfarm.com Opera,” Reynales said. “I auditioned has quite the portfolio to her name. to you for leadership.” for parts because my girls were interested in being in them, so we all “My idea is, it’s nice to have a Reynales hasn’t taken a break did them together. I was in musicals hobby,” Reynales said. “And this since, coming off a highly successful Know Your Locals! in high school and I came from a is my hobby. I like to sew, I make run of Les Miserables, and she musical family.” costumes for other shows. I’ve done isn’t looking at stopping any time stage management. I’ve been on the soon. With productions like Legally Reynales started her career as stage a few times. It’s really fun. But Blonde and Miss Saigon on her wish a performer on the stage, but it now that I’ve done directing, it’s hard list, Reynales’ desire for big and wasn’t until she hit Corvallis that to go back.” bombastic seems to be continuing. she considered slipping behind the curtain to direct. From Los Angeles to Corvallis, Reynales will continue to balance Reynales maintained a fairly busy the hectic nature of hospital work “When I moved to Corvallis, I had lifestyle. As a mother and a higher- with her hobby for years to come. experience as an actress and a couple up at Good Samaritan, she could Her dedication to the stage and to people suggested I direct. I said, ‘I’m easily be excused for leaving the maintaining quality in the local www.sustainablecorvallis.org | www.corvallisiba.org no director,’ but the bug had been theater world behind. She finds a theater community will undoubtedly planted,” Reynales recalled. “I went way to make it work, though. leave a mark on the city’s art scene. Corvallis Advocate | 7 By Elizabeth Arthur Third Thursday of the Month... Must Be Arts Walk August Blends Repeats with Notable New Showings

ossibly because it makes for an people of all abilities. hiking, camping, and traveling. He inexpensive, awesome date night, spent 11 winters in Arizona, painting P AZURE FINE ART GALLERY crowds continue to increase for the en plein air. He enjoys using a limited 341 SW 2nd St., Ste. 3 • 4 to 8 p.m. Corvallis Arts Walk, even as some palette when he works outdoors in When it rains, Pam Serra-Wenz finds venues are on hiatus until fall. This oil. He is presenting scenes from New a way to appreciate it with her Oregon month brings a blend of old and new, England, the Northwest, and the with some repeats from last month’s rain paintings. Each piece has seen several rainfalls and can take up to Southwest. Refreshments and music walk, but also some notable openings will add to the fun. that one should not miss. three days to dry in between. Come see them hung away from the wall and KALEIDOSCOPE THE ARTS CENTER see how the natural light reveals their 341 SW 2nd St. • 4 to 8 p.m. 700 SW Madison Ave. • 4 to 8 p.m. transparency. They continue last month’s show of An exploration of language in the visual vibrant geometrical art by Jeremy arts with Portland artists Pat Boas, BRITTNEY WEST STUDIO Smith and geometrical jewelry. Plus Marie Sivak, and Robert Tomlinson 340 SW 2nd St. #3 • 4 to 8 p.m. they will have a free beading project from Independence. They take letters, Come view over a decade of Brittney words, writing as a pictorial element in West’s oil paintings and mixed-media and drawing for art prizes. drawings as well as her recent activist their work. Does the shape of the word OLD WORLD DELI & PEGASUS GALLERY influence the meaning? artwork, exhibiting thought-provoking imagery intended to create a more 341 SW 2nd St. • 4 to 8 p.m. This venue invites you to play with compassionate coexistence. Enjoy Held in October, the Philomath Open letters, lettering, or maybe your snacks and wine in her ambient studio, Studio Tour (POST) is an annual initials or a short phrase they will be pick at the artist’s brain, and snoop event where local artists open up their supplying. Use sumi ink and tempera around. All are welcome! studio space and process to viewing paint to create card-sized compositions by the public. This exhibit offers an of letter shapes in black and white THE CORVALLIS ADVOCATE LOFT opportunity to see a sampling of art or color. Simple, yet great for a small 425 SW Madison Ave. (upstairs) the past with childhood books, turning from all the artists on display in a memento. 4 to 8 p.m. them into journals. She invites you to single space allowing you to identify One of Shar Fagersten’s most recent come see if your favorite book is among favorites and plan your tour of POST ART IN THE VALLEY Portland showings offered text and the stacks. 2015. Exhibited mediums include 209 SW 2nd St. • 4 to 8 p.m. photography depicting ridiculous ceramics, jewelry, fiber, glass, painting, This cooperative gallery will feature advice she and her friends sometimes FAIRBANKS ART GALLERY photography, and encaustic. This guest artist Marcella Henkels, showing receive, titled Advice for Women. Fairbanks Hall on the OSU Campus, artists’ reception is a chance to find all her juicy raku ceramic tiles framed in Another featured a photo series and 220 SW 26th St. • 4 to 7 p.m. rustic barn wood. This venue offers a ashes depicting her wedding dress as This exhibit has a broad diversity these artists together at once. selection of 2D and 3D work, which it burned as a reflection on the stages of approaches to the making of art, STUDIO262 • 425 SW Madison Ave., changes monthly. Refreshments will be of her marriage and divorce. Her work with faculty working in photography, Ste. H-1 • 4 to 8 p.m. served. does not settle on being explicit, as painting, drawing, mixed media, An artist reception for beloved local printmaking, and video. one may suspect, she works instead to clay artist Ginny Gibson. Highlighted ArtWorks GALLERY (CEI) • 408 SW affect questions and conversations. As in her most recent figurative and Monroe Ave., Ste. 110 • 4 to 8 p.m. always at the Loft, there will be treats STUDIO BEATRICE landscape pieces, Gibson brings a This venue features an exhibit titled and other art as well. 230 NW 6th St. • 4 to 8 p.m. Dots this month. Artist Jamie Walsh Russell McCrackin is this venue’s unique combination of depth and is also an activist and program CYRANO’S artist for the month of August. He is whimsy to her work. Meet Gibson coordinator for an arts inclusion 361 SW 2nd St. • 4 to 8 p.m. a physics professor emeritus who has and learn more about her process and program in Eugene that caters to Susan Stogsdill has been revisiting also enjoyed working as a blacksmith, inspiration while enjoying a tasty treat.

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Monday: Spanish in Nature Since 1973 Tuesday: Harvesting Plant Parts Wednesday: Native Survivor Thursday: Native Stories in Nature Friday: Making Music with Nature 757-1945 Registration now open for this and more! Visit our website for details: 316 SW Washington Corvallis Corvallis Environmental Center www.CorvallisEnvironmentalCenter.org License 2250C Corvallis Advocate | 9 CALENDAR 8/13-8/20 Thursday, AUGUST 13 by Norman at 8:30 p.m. For info, visit www. and instrumental interludes. For info, visit short memoir published in magazines and only independent movie house. For info, visit cimafestival.com. www.imaginecoffee.net. newspapers. From there, we’ll learn how to www.darksidecinema.com. Albany Walk with the Doc. The identify compelling topics and themes from Corvallis Clinic, 1705 Waverly Dr. 7:30 – 8:15 Vicki Stevens and Sonny Hess. Zen Meditation. Yoga Center of our own lives, and how to structure a short Celtic Jam. Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW a.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays through Aug. 27. Calapooia Brewing, 140 NW Hill St., Albany. 9 Corvallis, 111 NW 2nd St. 10 a.m. – 12 p.m. memoir. And through brief writing exercises, Philomath Blvd. 7:30 – 9 p.m. Every Tuesday. The 30-minute walks are led by Jenny Olsen, p.m. These two bluesy women will blow you Free; donations accepted. For details, call Abby in an interactive and lively setting, we’ll Free. For info, visit www.imaginecoffee.net. M.D. They are designed to help people be away with their powerful voices. For info, visit at 541-754-4124. talk about how to identify the right editor, www.calapooiabrewing.com. active and provide an opportunity to talk with Yoga for Recovery. Live Well Studio, and learn how to pitch and sell the piece. Wednesday, August 19 health care specialists. All family members, Melissa will take questions throughout. Lowdown. Cloud & Kelly’s Public House, 971 Spruce Ave. 12:30 – 1:45 p.m. For recovery Corvallis Walk with the Doc. Bald Hill Path, including pets on leashes, are welcome. Bring something to write with. Melissa is 126 SW 1st St. 10 p.m. Fridays. No cover. A from substance abuse, eating disorders, Oak Creek Dr. entrance. 7:30 – 8:15 a.m. For info, call 541-758-2747 or visit www. the author of the memoirs Wild Within: How festive dance party showcasing local DJs. For codependency. By donation. For info, visit Wednesdays through Aug. 26. The 45-minute corvallisclinic.com. Rescuing Owls Inspired a Family and Gringa: info, visit http://cloudandkellys.com/music_ www.livewellstudio.com. walks are led by Amy Card, M.D., Michelle A Contradictory Girlhood. For info, visit www. Peacock Bar and_nightlife. Curtis, M.D., Amey Lee, M.D., Carol Morcos, Michelle Hazelton. Baton Twirling Class. Rise Up willamettewriter.com/wwotr. & Grill, 125 SW 2nd St. 7 – 8 p.m. No cover. M.D., and Emily Rangel, M.D., of the Corvallis Fitness, 734 SW Queen Ave., Albany. 4:30 Clinic’s OB/GYN Department. They are Come enjoy a late dinner or a few drinks with Saturday, August 15 – 5:30 p.m. Cost: $35 per month. Baton Traditional West African friends while you listen to Hazelton’s acoustic designed to help people be active and provide Central twirling classes taught by Kailey McKay, Dance Classes. Oddfellows Hall, styles. Minors welcome until 8 p.m. For info, Ukulele Convergence. an opportunity to talk with health care Park, 650 NW Monroe Ave. 9:45 a.m. to 5 former OSU Feature Twirler. Opportunities for 223 SW 2nd St. 7:15 p.m. Free. Traditional visit www.facebook.com/pages/The-Peacock- specialists. All family members, including pets p.m. Free. Join ukulele players of all skill levels performances. West African dance classes hosted by Bar-Grill/64517167600. on leashes, are welcome. For info, call 541- for a free, one-day, do-it-yourself gathering Maria Soumah from Guinea, West Africa. First 758-2747 or visit www.corvallisclinic.com. converging in Corvallis. The goal is to have Hoolyeh Folkdancers. Accompanied by live drumming from Fefafe. Bard in the Quad. Memorial Union Congregational UCC, 4515 SW West Hills Rd. fun at all levels of experience while playing For info, visit www.corvallisoddfellows.org. Yoga in the Gallery. The Arts Quad, 2501 SW Jefferson Way. 7:30 p.m. Cost: 7 – 9 p.m. Cost: $3 non CFS members, $2 $15 ($10 for students and seniors, $5 for the ukulele. Share in the joy of playing Dicemasters. Matt’s Cavalcade of Center, 700 SW Madison Ave. 10 a.m. Explore music, connect with other musicians in the CFS members. There has been international the world of yoga and enjoy a sense of OSU students). Oregon State University will dancing in Corvallis for many years. In the Comics, NW Buchanan Ave. 7:30 – 9:30 p.m. celebrate the 10th anniversary of the popular region, learn new songs, and advance your Free. Every Monday at Matt’s Cavalcade of community in the setting of the main gallery. ukulele skills. The day will end with an open 60s the group started to call themselves the The hour-long session will be led by certified Bard in the Quad program with a production Hoolyehs. The Hoolyehs sponsor three types Comics! DiceMasters is an all-new cross- of Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s mic sign-up concert from 7 to 9 p.m. at the brand offering utilizing WizKids Games’ yoga instructor Marcy Keuter. Beginners Corvallis-Benton County Library meeting room. of folk dance activities: regular Sunday night are welcome. Bring a yoga mat, if possible. Dream in August. Performances will be held dances, an annual reunion dance in the proprietary Dice Building Game platform at 7:30 p.m. each night from Aug. 6-9 and No registration required. For info, visit www. where players collect and assemble their Proceeds benefit youth arts education ukuleleconvergence.weebly.com. spring, and occasional dances with visiting programs. For info, visit http://theartscenter. Aug. 13-16. Bring low lawn chairs or blankets, live bands. The Hoolyehs now meet the first “team” of character dice and battle in head- warm clothing, and a picnic dinner if desired. net. Cloud & and third Sundays of every month at the First to-head game play. The initial set, Avengers Seating begins at 6:30 p.m. The production The Talbott Brothers. Kelly’s Public House, 126 SW 1st St. 9 – 10 Congregational Church. The first Sunday of vs. X-Men feature Marvel’s greatest heroes Amore Music Series. First will feature dance and a live performance by a.m. No cover. The Talbott Brothers is a rock every month has a Balkan dance emphasis and villains. The starter set and booster packs Methodist Church, 1165 NW Monroe Ave. OSU Chamber Winds, which will present Felix band from the heartland led by harmonizing and the third has an Israeli dance emphasis. are sold out everywhere, but we will continue 12:15 p.m. Free; donations appreciated. Mendelssohn’s classic score. For info or tickets, brothers Nick and Tyler Talbott. The Early in the evening some simple dances are to meet and play friendly matches, and teach Organist Craig Hanson plays music of women visit www.bardinthequad.org or call the OSU independent grouped formed in 2012 and has taught. The rest of the evening is open to a new players how to play. For info, visit www. composers. For info, visit www.corvallisfumc. Theatre box office at 541-737-2784. since played over 300 national shows coast to wide variety of dances from couple dances ilovespidey.com. org/content/amore-music-series. coast. For info, visit www.cloudandkellys.com. to line and circle dances. For info, visit www. Now Brothers. Calapooia Brewing, 140 Tuesday, August 18 Patio Tunes at the Philomath NW Hill St., Albany. 8 p.m. For info, visit www. Meet the Author: Eric Dickey. hoolyeh.com. Community Library. Philomath calapooiabrewing.com. Many Hands Trading, 259 SW Monroe Ave. Baby Boomer Comedy Show. Albany Walk with the Doc. The Community Library, 1050 Applegate St. 6 – Sun Blood Stories and 12 – 1 p.m. Free. Local children’s author Eric Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St. 7:30 p.m. Corvallis Clinic, 1705 Waverly Dr. 7:30 – 8:15 7:30 p.m. All ages are welcome to stop by Dickey reads Alex the Ant Goes to the Beach. a.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays through Aug. 27. for free live music on the library’s back patio. Vandfald. Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Cost: $20 ($15 for members, seniors, students). Bring the family for story time, fun songs, The Baby Boomer Comedy Show is 90 minutes The 30-minute walks are led by Jenny Olsen, Bring lawn chairs and picnics (but no alcohol). Monroe Ave. 10 p.m. Free. For info, visit www. and ant-inspired activities. For info, contact M.D. They are designed to help people be The featured band are a local act. Double Play, bombsawaycafe.com. of hilarious clean stand-up comedy focusing Stephanie at 541-829-9546 or stephanie@ on work, family, kids, grandkids, do-it-yourself active and provide an opportunity to talk with a bluegrass and rock trio, will play on Aug. 19. manyhandstrading.com. projects, and more. Comedians Jan McInnis health care specialists. All family members, For info, contact Ashley Hall at ashley.hall@ Friday, AUGUST 14 and Kent Rader are fellow boomers who including pets on leashes, are welcome. corvallisoregon.gov or 541-929-3016. LMNO. Sky High Brewing, 160 NW For info, call 541-758-2747 or visit www. Bruce Starker provide as many “AHA” moments as “HA HA” CIMA Festival 2015. Jackson Ave. 8 – 9 p.m. No cover. LMNO corvallisclinic.com. Corvallis-Benton County Arts Park, 4485 SW Country Club Dr. 6:30 returns to the roof top of Sky High Brewing moments in their comedy. They are veterans of the stage with a combined 40 years of touring Public Library Book Club. p.m. Free; donations accepted. With top-level bringing their trippy/funky/jazzy groove based Community Movie Night. Corvallis-Benton County Public Library, theaters, comedy clubs, and corporate venues. musical performers, art, food, and a day at the soundscapes to provide the perfect sound Darkside Cinema, 215 SW 4th St. 7 p.m. 645 NW Monroe Ave. 7 – 8 p.m. Free. The For info, visit www.majestic.org. park, the Corvallis Imagination Music and Arts track for another gorgeous Willamette Valley Free. Every Tuesday at the Darkside Cinema, Corvallis-Benton County Public Library Book Festival has something for everyone on Aug. sunset. Whether you prefer to sit and watch Ygal Kaufman, noted local film historian and Club is open to everyone! We meet to discuss 14 and 15. The Hank Shreve Band and Norman the sky change or to “git on up” and dance Monday, August 17 Darkside enthusiast, hosts Community Movie various books each third Wednesday of the will be headlining bands rocking the Main into the night this will be the place to be. All Your Life in Print: How to Night, a free weekly screening of lost, classic, month. Books are provided by the library Stage at the third annual event, organized by ages. For info, visit www.skyhighbrewing.com. and cult films. The feature film of the week and will be available for pickup four weeks a local non-profit formed specifically to put on Write and Sell Short Memoir is always preceded by newsreels, cartoons preceding the monthly meeting. This month’s the festival. Proceeds will go toward funding Sunday, August 16 with Melissa Hart. First Presbyterian from the year of the feature’s release, and book is Oil and Honey by Bill McKibben. For art and music education programs through Church, 112 SW 8th St. 6:30 – 8:30 p.m. Cost: an introduction with interesting facts about info, visit www.cbcpubliclibrary.net/book-club. the Corvallis Public Schools Foundation. CIMA ZRalph Penunuri, Folksinger. $10 (free for members and full-time students, the production from Kaufman. Donations 2015 kicks off at 6:30 p.m. with the Red Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath Blvd. 10 $5 for guests of members). With Melissa Hart’s are graciously accepted and benefit the Us Lights and Dust Covered Horse Bandon on the Main Stage, followed a.m. – 12 p.m. No cover. Folk-roots story-songs guidance, we’ll analyze some examples of renovation of the Darkside Cinema, Corvallis’ Carpet. Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Coffee... l Ha ca n o d L c r , a h f

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Gallery, OSU Memorial Union, Corvallis- trolley as an informed guide explains the goods. For info, visit http://locallygrown.org/ Benton County Public Library, Benton County history and architecture behind the beautiful Corvallis Community Choir home. Read. Create. Celebrate. Historical Society, Rock’s family, and private homes on the tour. For info, visit www. Summer Term. Unitarian Universalist Corvallis Public Library, 645 NW Monroe collectors throughout the Willamette Valley. visitcorvallis.com/things-to-do/historic-homes- Fellowship, 2945 NW Circle Blvd. Rehearsals: Corvallis Farmers’ Market. Ave. Monday through Thursday: 10 a.m. – 8 For info, visit www.bentoncountymuseum.org. trolley-tour. Tuesdays, 7 – 9 p.m. Runs through Sept. 1. NW Jackson Ave. and NW 1st St. 9 a.m. – 1 p.m.; Friday and Saturday: 10 a.m. – 6 p.m.; Summer Term is the perfect time to see if p.m. Saturdays and Wednesdays. Runs through Sunday: 1 – 5 p.m. Runs through August. Phil Coleman and Amanda The Majestic Reader’s singing in a choir is a fit for you. The director Nov. 25. Features fresh, locally grown, locally For every eligible activity adults 18 and over Sause – Line and Form. The Theater. The Majestic Theatre, 115 SW is James Moursund, a recent graduate from produced dairy, meat, and farm goods. For complete this summer, they can fill out an Arts Center, 700 SW Madison Ave. 12 – 5 2nd Ave. 3 – 5 p.m. and 7 – 9 p.m. Cost: $10 Oregon State University. James brings a info, visit http://locallygrown.org/home. entry form to get entered into the library’s end p.m. Runs through Aug. 22. Amanda Sause ($8 for students and seniors). Last Sundays. youthful exuberance to his directing as well of summer grand prize package giveaways. mixes traditional materials for drawing such The company will offer a production in the as an inspirational musicality and expertise. Western Star Grange Flea Eligible activities include reading or listening as ink and watercolor, with elements not “reader’s theater” style: trained actors, with The choir has grown tremendously under his Market & Bake Sale. Western Star to a book, reading to a child, using a library commonly used in art making, working with scripts in hand, make the play come alive tutelage. CCC is relaxed, fun and accepting. Grange, 30423 Tangent Dr. 9 a.m. – 3 p.m. resource to create something, visiting a tea and wine on receipt tape. She strikes a through vocal talent, facial expressions, Music experience, though helpful, is not Second Saturdays. Runs through Nov. 28. The park. Prize packages include a Kobo, an iPod, contemplative effect in repetition of a daily and minimal staging. Reader’s theater plays required. For info, call 541-740-6068. market offers old coins, household items, CDs, dinner and a movie, arts and craft supplies, routine and the unexpected that comes are a fun, accessible way to experience DVDs, books, quilting, vintage items, jewelry, annual passes to nearby parks, and more. along with it. For this exhibit, Sause focuses contemporary works by famous modern Reiki Healing Circle. 8285 NW used sporting and hunting supplies, clothes, For info, visit http://cbcpubliclibrary.net/ on showing the process of repetition. This playwrights that might not otherwise be Wynoochee Dr. 7 – 9 p.m. First Thursdays. raffles, breakfast, lunch, and homemade summeratyourlibrary/. series of photographs by Phil Coleman has a performed here. For info or tickets, visit https:// Donation: $5 to $10. All students and baked goods. strong energy: lines and forms created by the majesticreaderstheater.wordpress.com. interested parties welcome. For info, call OSU The Nuclear Age Exhibit. lights of fair rides. The energy comes from the Margo at 541-754-3595. Fun-with-the-Animals Work Valley Library, fifth floor exhibit gallery, 201 juxtaposition of the moving and static parts of Teen Makers. Corvallis-Benton County Party. Lighthouse Farm Sanctuary, 36831 SW Waldo Pl. Monday through Thursday: the rides. It is colorful and loud. The series was Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 4 – 5:30 Concert in the Park. Central Park, Richardson Gap Rd., Scio. Wednesdays: 10 7:30 a.m. to 9 p.m.; Fridays: 7:30 a.m. to 6 taken on a Saturday night in late August 2014 pm. Tuesdays. Teens aged 12 and older 650 NW Monroe Ave. 8 p.m. Tuesdays. Runs a.m. – 12 p.m.; Saturdays: 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. p.m.; Saturdays: 1 to 6 p.m.; Sundays: 1 to 9 at the Oregon State Fair in Salem. For info, learn basic programming with Arduino and through Aug. 25. Join the Corvallis Community Free. For all ages and abilities. Work parties p.m. The exhibit runs through March 2016. visit www.theartscenter.net. Raspberry Pi, plus explore 3-D printing and Band for an evening of free music. Dress for This year marks the 70th anniversary of the provide the sanctuary’s abused, abandoned, other technologies. Teen Makers meets on the the weather, and bring a blanket or low lawn atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki or neglected farm animals with clean water, Subtext – An Exploration of second and fourth Tuesdays of each month at chair to sit on. For info, visit www.c-cband.org. during World War II. The Special Collections bedding, and living conditions. No RSVP Language in the Visual Arts. 4 p.m. For info, visit www.chcpublclibrary.net. and Archives Research Center at OSU Libraries required; just show up wearing farm apparel The Arts Center, 700 SW Madison Ave. 12 – 5 Summer Concerts with is honoring this anniversary with an exhibit Corvallis-Benton County and boots. For info, contact 503-394-4486 or p.m. Runs through Aug. 22. Pat Boas creates Teen Writers. Mango Django & the Hilltop featuring a wide-ranging selection of primary Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 4 – 5:30 paintings, drawings, and digital projects about Central Park, 650 NW Monroe [email protected]. source materials from their rich collections pm. Thursdays. Teens aged 12 and older Big Band. the, as she call it, “familiar yet strange activity Ave. 7:30 – 9 p.m. Free. Runs through Aug. documenting nuclear history. Original are invited to this writers group focused on Albany Historic Carousel and of reading.” Sculptor Marie Sivak combines 26. The Hilltop Big Band and Mango Django materials include comics, Geiger counters, digital video with carved stone objects and creating new work and learning about the 503 W 1st Ave. 10 a.m. – 4 present another summer of free Central Park Museum. newspapers, photographs, manuscripts, and mixed media installations using traditional process of writing together with other teens. p.m. Monday through Saturday. In the lobby, letters from famous antinuclear activists Linus Meets every second and fourth Thursday. Led concerts. Featuring the swing sounds of Basie techniques as well as digital tools. Robert and others, you’ll find an evening’s worth of view finished animals and watch the painters Pauling and Albert Einstein. For info, visit Tomlinson shows work from his series Stream, by Ellie Douglass, MFA student, OSU. For info, music to your liking. Bring lawn chairs and work on a number of animals and other hand- www.scarc.library.oregonstate.edu. inspired by the engagement of words and visit www.chcpubliclibrary.net. blankets. Regular musicians and substitutes crafted projects. In the carving studio, see and content which he transforms through intuitive welcome. Schedule: Aug. 19 – Mango Django; touch over two dozen carvings in progress. For John Rock Collection visual mark making on paper. For info, visit Corvallis Community Drum info, visit www.albanycarousel.com. Museum Exhibition. Benton www.theartscenter.net. Circle. 101 NW 23rd St. 7 – 8 p.m. First Aug. 26 – Hilltop Big Band. County Museum, 1101 Main St., Philomath. Saturdays. All ages and skill levels welcome. 2015 Starker Forest & Georgia Something Old, Something 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. Runs through Aug. 15. The Teen Movie Day: Avengers Instruments provided or bring your own. Blue Exhibit. Benton County Historical John Rock Collection is a tribute to the diverse Series. Corvallis-Benton County Public Hosted by Michelle Lovrich of the Drum Circle Pacific Mill Tour. Starker Forests, Museum, 1101 Main St., Philomath. Tuesday talent of John Henry Rock (1919-1993). Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 1 p.m. Connection. For info, contact Michelle at 7240 SW Philomath Blvd. Free guided tours of through Saturday: 10 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. Runs Rock graduated from Oregon State College Thursdays. A summer movie series for teens, [email protected]. Starker Forests are available twice a month, through Oct. 24. The exhibition showcases in 1951. His professional career as Oregon featuring the Avengers cycle. Snacks provided. June through September, in Philomath. artifacts from the combined Horner Museum State University art professor spanned from Free. For info, visit www.chcpubliclibrary.net. Ukulele Cabaret. First Alternative Special, all-day tours happen twice this and Benton County Historical Society artifact 1958 until his retirement in 1985. Rock’s South Store, 1007 SE 3rd St. 7 – 9 p.m. season. On these days, you’ll tour the Georgia collections, with an emphasis on the color paintings and prints have been shown in Historic Homes Trolley Tour. First Fridays. Free. This is an open mic and Pacific Mill in the morning, followed by blue. Sub-themes include blue in nature, art, dozens of regional, national, and international Benton County Courthouse, 129 NW 4th St. 1 sing-along for ukulele players of all ages and the guided tour of Starker Forests in the fashion, school colors, uniforms, decorative exhibitions. The John Rock Collection is a pm. Free. Saturdays in August. Join in a guided skill levels. Songbooks and instruction are afternoon.

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Saturday, August 15 Baby Boomer Comedy Show Sunday, August 16 Thursday, August 13 Friday, August 14 Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St. Sunblood Stories and 7:30 p.m. $20 ($15 for seniors, students, Bard in the Quad Vicki Stevens and Sonny Vandfald members) Hess Memorial Union Quad, 2501 SW Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe This show is billed as “clean comedy for people born Jefferson St. 7:30 p.m. $15 ($10 for Calapooia Brewing Company, before seatbelts, safety helmets, and Facebook.” Ave. 10 p.m. Free students and seniors; $5 for OSU 140 NE Hill St., Albany. 9 p.m. Free If they pay their copywriter by the word I could students) Damn Corvallis, check out the big acts on you this Yes please, baby boomer soul. I don’t know why I’m so have saved them a few bucks: “comedy for old week. Between this show, the must-see Red Cloud horribly and unfairly biased, but when I see a bunch people.” All pith aside though, that could be Shakespeare is my dude. If you’ve ever loved show, Radion, the weird stop animation sex video of 23-year-old hipsters from Portland playing R&B, awesomely hilarious. A person who swears as anything, it was probably based on something the my wife and I are making, and two chances to see my eyes reflexively roll, even if I circle back later and much as me sometimes forgets that a funny joke Bard wrote. From Akira Kurosawa and George Lucas Hilltop Big Band, this week is just packed to the decide it’s pretty good. When middle-agers get together can be constructed without the use of the F, S, C, to Ethan Hawke and Keanu Reeves, everyone takes gills with awesome spectacles to give your ears and and groove, I melt like the stick of I Can’t Believe It’s J, or Z-words. Jan McInnis and Kent Rader are the shots at adapting his work. Few do it as locally and genitals a boost. Sunblood Stories and Vanfald both Not Butter that they no doubt have in a cooler in their headliners, and Rader is a former winner of the inexpensively as the OSU Theatre Department. These rock surprisingly well for how pretentious their band tour bus waiting for a post-show piece of toast and Branson Comedy Festival. As far as I know, Yakov annual performances in the Memorial Union Quad names are. Sunblood Stories sounds like a collection chamomile tea. Ahhhh sookie sookie now… Smirnoff still owns Branson, so take that for what are a pleasure, at least for me. Because I’m hella of Cormac McCarthy short stories. I’m guessing you will. smart. I’m like a cup of Greek yogurt: I’m cultured. they’re not nearly as depressing as that would be. Friday Night Music You analphabet goons probably would rather stay LMNO Now Brothers home and watch The Bachelorette. Know what I Emerson Vineyard, 11665 Airlie Rd., mean? Condescension. Monmouth 6 p.m. $7.50 plus a can Sky High Brewing, 160 NW Jackson Ave. Calapooia Brewing Company, 8 p.m. Free 140 NE Hill St., Albany. 8 p.m. Free of food Blues Jam! Ray Hanna of the Reckless Rockhounds brings his Corvallis’ own hip-hop superfriends bring their big Now Brothers returns to Calapooia for another Calapooia Brewing Company, 140 NE keyboard and guitar-driven rock to the gorgeous weird sound to the rooftop of Sky High. Something night of free rock ‘n’ rolling. If I’m being honest, Hill St., Albany. 4 to 6 p.m. Free tells me the bar won’t be the only thing that’s sky I’ll probably be too showed-out at this point to go vineyards of Emerson, seated in Monmouth, the heart high, eh? Eh? See what I did there? Because rap to another event and headbang non-stop for 45 of Oregon wine country… is how I imagine this show Who else is trying to get their drink on at four in minutes. Although if I’m being really honest, I’ll would be written up by someone who has ever been music and weed are easily conflated. Taking the time the afternoon on a Sunday? That’s right, all of you. probably stay at home and listen to Iron Maiden to Emerson, heard of Ray Hanna or the Rockhounds, or for the hard jokes, my friends, it’s not what you come Let’s all kick the blues together this Sunday. Wait, while I shoot BBs at Stratego pieces on which I’ve has any idea how “keyboard and guitar-driven rock” is to me for. This is probably your only chance to see a that came out wrong. Please do not get up on stage written the names of politicians I don’t agree with. a viable description of a style of music. Welcome to Puff live show that doesn’t involve covers of oldies or soft and kick the performers. And if you do, please don’t And I’ll headbang a lot during that, so I guess my Writing 101, I’ll be your instructor. Emerson Vineyard acoustic strumming in Corvallis this week. So, line say I put the idea in your head. Unless people clap, I excuse for missing this show is less than rock solid. has nothing about this guy or his band on their website, forms to the left. Or right… Shoot, I don’t know. I’ve guess. Sh*t this is getting confusing. OK—don’t kick Also, if you do go to this show and you happen to and it actually took a fair amount of digging to find never actually been to Sky High, but only because I’m the performers. But if you do, only give me credit if show up late, be polite and don’t loudly make a anything on his own website, so the quality of this afraid of heights. And crowds. And germs. In fact, this 60% or more of the audience seems to like it. You “Later brothers” joke. I’ve thought about it and it show is anyone’s guess. In its favor, it is being held at a is simpler: I’m not afraid of clowns. 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12 | Corvallis Advocate Monday, August 17 Thursday, August 20 Bryson Skaar Tuesday, August 18 Wednesday, August 19 The Rounders, Bury the Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath Community Movie Night Us Lights and Dust Covered Moon and All the Apparatus Blvd. 7:30 p.m. Free Darkside Cinema, 215 SW 4th St. Carpet Bryson Skaar and his electric piano will once again Starker Arts Park, 4485 SW Country leave you breathless and clappy and all sorts of other 7 p.m. Free Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Club Dr. 6 p.m. Free Ave. 10 p.m. Free visceral feelings. And then he’ll start playing. A young Laurence Olivier makes his fourth appearance at Sage got you covered for free music on handsome dude stroking the keys in front of a room CMNYK with this bubbly wartime comedy/thriller Portland’s Us Lights joins forces with Vienna Thursday this week, rounding out the trifecta full of adulatory blue hairs, add caffeine and let the that co-stars British screen legend Ralph Richardson import Dust Covered Carpet for our show of magic happen. For those somehow not in the know at and Valerie Hobson. This is another fun and gorgeous of free music in beautiful parks on Tues-Wed- the week at Bombs. This is alt rock, downer Thurs. And this one is actually an indie rock this point, Bryson plays jazz music. For free. Seventy Alexander Korda production, and this Ygal Kaufman wave, hipster stuff, and it’s pretty good. The affair, so prepare for a drum set and some years ago, when Bryson’s fans were young men and character who introduces and curates the series will video for DCC’s Linnahall is enough to get me women in their early 40s probably, this quality of jazz surely have interesting factoids about it to share out to this show on its own. Us Lights is higher distortion at an outdoor concert in Corvallis. music could not be had for free. We’ve come a long with the audience. If not, feel free to walk up to him, energy, but goes great with Dust, and should This does not compute. This does not compute. way. demand your money back, and kick him right in the even coax a dance or two out of even the most (I’m doing a robot voice, work with me.) junk. CMNYK is proud to be a part of the Darkside Danger Will- ah, I don’t have the energy. Just Yoga in the Gallery Cinema and be sponsored by the Majestic Theatre, sarcastically dismissive tight pant-wearing douche. Like me. go to this one, or you’ll never get outdoor indie The Arts Center, 700 SW Madison even though both of those fine organizations are likely much less proud to be associated with rock ever again. Ave. 6 p.m. Free Mango Django Kaufman. No matter how good-looking and Curtis Monette Yoga is stretching. And I hate stretching. I don’t knowledgeable he is… Central Park, 650 NW Monroe Ave. stretch before I run, I don’t stretch my schedule, and 7:30 p.m. Free Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe when I play softball, I never stretch to make a play Concert in the Park Mango Django is playing twice this week— Ave. 8:30 p.m. Free at first. In short, this event is geared to people much Central Park, 650 NW Monroe Ave. more fit and stretchy than me. For instance Gumby, they were also at Old World Deli on Tuesday. Curtis Monette is back for his monthly gig at Dr. Reed Richards, Dhalsim (from Street Fighter), or 8 p.m. Free But I just don’t see how you can pass on seeing Bombs. If you like loops, and guitars and melted even that gross-looking dude you always see at the Last week CMNYK was showing a vulgar and them for free in the park. So this iteration is faces on the floor and improvisation and other TRY OUR OWN FRESHLY MADE gym who canSAVE stretch and fold$3 himself into disgustingSAVE hallucinogenic $3 sci-fi film,SAVE so I hope you $3 didn’t blow it going to win out every time. Mango Django things like that, then this show should tickle and painful positions. If you want to just see the art may have the most accurate band name in NEWand miss Concert in the Park if thatNEW was not to your you right in the gootch. Monette is a Corvallis DIPS, ENTRÉES AND SALADS there, which is great, there are less painful ways to liking. But if you didn’t, and you’re not in the movie Corvallis. They totally sound like someone do itGyros than this. 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Trump, thinking he Fiorina’s ascent comes at a time some ostensibly reasonable people could treat the debate stage like a when there’s no clear frontrunner, actually like Trump. He may be a board meeting, actually threatened save for The Donald (though we’ll get lot of things, some more unflattering one of the moderators in front of the to that momentarily), which makes a than others, but undeniably he’s dark horse who can stay on message the only candidate in the mix who whole nation, and got applause for Free Delivery! much more likely to challenge the has nothing to lose. Trump has no it. Again, see my previous phrasing established frontrunners. regarding apes and their feces. CAMPUS • 757-1713 aspirations toward politics other than Free2525 Delivery!NW Monroe You’re Choired! being the president, so he has no This all led to a congregation of FreeDOWNTOWNCAMPUS Delivery!• •757-1713 753-7373 How in the world is it 2015 and I’m problem running a scorched earth incensed pundits. 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The Lemmon of CNN and grousing after the debate, which featured Donald straight up gives no f*cks. about Kelly’s harsh treatment of the best and worst of the divisive And it shows. him in the debate the night before, 14 | Corvallis Advocate Trump said, “You could see there Americans’ rights, taking a cheap Out of the 10 candidates who took was blood coming out of her eyes. shot at Christie’s now famous photo the main stage last week, Trump, Blood coming out of her wherever.” op hugging President Obama in Huckabee, and Carson have very And finally he had taken a step the wake of Hurricane Sandy a few insurmountable obstacles before too far. The insinuation that Kelly’s years ago, and then rolling his eyes them. Carson because of overall menstrual cycle may have been the at Christie’s somewhat clubfooted greenness, Trump because of overall inspiration for her tough questions riposte about the hugs he got from reptilian nature, and Huckabee finally pushed the GOP over the line, the families of 9/11 victims. because he’s apparently running and the last week has been a parade for the presidency of a United States While Christie undeniably came out of Republicans (both journalists and that still exists in 1954 and actually looking “better” (hint to the Paul politicians) dumping on The Donald. campaign team: it never looks good cares enough about social issues like Republicans jumping on board his to roll your eyes while someone is gay marriage to make them the top This episode should have taught priority. Trump a valuable lesson: You can fiscally conservative, socially liberal talking about the victims of 9/11), his say what you want about Rosie brand of Republicanism. Meanwhile defenses of surveillance of Americans The next debate should heavily O’Donnell, and you probably won’t Christie represents the establishment amounted to, “You guys don’t know feature Ted Cruz and Rand Paul lose a lot of Republican votes. But GOP that refuses to let go of the what it takes to defend the country, defending libertarianism, governors nobody f*cks with Megyn Kelly. party. Christie has made his name and you don’t want to know, so don’t Christie, Bush, and Perry defending fighting unions and simultaneously ask and just trust me.” Not exactly a compassionate conservatism, Scott Fight for Your Right(wing) to embracing compromise with winning strategy. Walker, Marco Rubio, and John Party Democrats, a concept that’s as alien Kasich defending economic reform Lost in all the discussion of Trump Final Scorecard to Paul as Area 51. Now I’m going to do something you and foreign policy robustness, was one of the most interesting and, it is to be hoped, Trump In one of the few truly testy won’t see from many commentators. exchanges of the evening. There just burning down bridges and are a lot of different views of exchanges that took place on stage, I’m going to tell you what comes next. Get back to me in 90 days and revealing interesting things but never conservatism competing for control of Paul and Christie sparred over the we’ll see how right (or preposterously ever coming anywhere near the the party and the country right now, NSA domestic surveillance program. wrong) I was. nomination. but the two candidates that most Christie harkened back to Giuliani’s encapsulate the poles of opposition presidential campaign, wasting no Carly Fiorina and Rick Perry will take a Your republican nominee will be are probably Senator Rand Paul of time invoking 9/11 in defense of step up and join the contender pool. Marco Rubio… or Kasich. Or possibly Kentucky and Governor Chris Christie massive surveillance by the federal Jindal, Santorum, Pataki, Gilmore, Jeb Bush. You know what? Can we of New Jersey. Paul represents the government of law abiding U.S. and Lindsey Graham are pretty much just get Mitt Romney back in here so I growing libertarian wing of the right, citizens. Paul, for his part, didn’t done, and we’ll likely see most of can make some easier jokes and we and has a veritable child army of hesitate to sink his teeth into Christie, them pulling out of the race soon can just pay more attention to the college students and radical hipster accusing him of violating innocent enough, possibly even before Iowa. Hillary trainwreck?

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