February 4, 1977 Issue No. 272 Ualvenlty of MJuoarI·St. Leala Bill allows student curator

Bev Pfeifer "In our case, one of the dent communication with the existing nine curators would be Board. " A bill currently before the a student," said Rice. "The In testifying, Rice cited the Missouri Senate would allow a student body organizations from fact that student trustees can be student to be placed on the each four UM campuses would found in all states by Nevada, as University of Missouri Board of submit a list of three names to an indication that student par­ Curators. the governor. From that list, a ticipation on governing boards is .... Senate Bill IS, in oduced by student curator would be ap­ an accepted practice in higher Missouri Senator Harry Wiggins pointed and confirmed by the education. (Dem.-Kansas City), would put a Senate. " "It is hypocritical to tel1 student on the ,governing boards According to the proposed students seeking structural of each state college and univer~ bill, the student curator would changes to work within the sity. It is currently under consid­ begin serving on Jan. I, 1979. system. " • eration by the Senate Education Qualifications include being a Committee. "full-time student, a senior in Similar bills have failed in The bill is a project of the an undergraduate level course of recent legislative sessions and Associated Students of the Uni· study, or a graduate student or a opinion seems to be also divided versity of Missouri (ASUM) an student in a professional school. with the current bill. organization which works for He shall have all the rights, Senator Harriet Woods, Oem.· legislation pertaining to stu­ powers and duties of other District 13, said, "I am in favor dents. curators." of the bill without qualitications. Sue Rice, legislative advocate I feel that students presently of ASUM, testified before the In the UM case, there would enrolled in universities shou Id committee, stating that the ap­ be no increase in the size of the know what the policies are. This pointments of students to gov­ board. For most campus~s, it bill will benefit both the tu­ DIAL A LANGUAGE: Students utiUze the language lab to advance erping boards would help avert a would require an additional re­ dents and the curators." their pronunciation sldUs. The lab Is located on the bottom floor of possible recurrence of disorder gent or trustee to be a student. "It is a special interest bill. ,. Clark HalI (photo by Scott Petersen]. common to campuses in the Rice said the presence of a said Emory Melton, Oem.· 1960's. student trustee encourages stu­ District 29. "A curator should dents to work out their disagree­ not be restricted to being a ments with the administation student at the university. A Heat varies; students complain from within the system, lessen­ curator ought to be picked form ing the possibility that students among the state population .." will resort to the type of anti-es­ ASUM argues that the pre­ Mary Bagley minor one in the old Adminis­ mainly from individual prefer­ tablishment behavior common to sence of a student on the boarc' tration Building. ences. "There are 10,000' people the sixties. will legitimize board decisi ns in Complaints ranging from lack Paul Kohlberg, assistant su­ here. You can't please every­ " We (ASUM) believe it will the eyes of the tudents. "Inter· of heat to too much heat in perintendent of Phyical Plant one," said Kohlberg. improve the function fo the estingly, one undergraduate reo campus buildings have prompted said that the heating and cooling Elsea suggested that students Board of Curators by providing a gent noted that as a student, he four or five calls daily to the systems need constant main­ with complaints about the heat­ student view," said Rice. "Stu­ was automatically oppo ed to Physical Plant staff, according to tenance. ing and cooling system call the dents will have a channel to the See "Student curator," page 5 Paul Elsea, Physical Plant Su­ Kohler said that some rooms Physical Plant on the Hot Line. Board. This would improve stu- perintendent. are cold and others not in the 'Elsea said there have not been same building because of low any extreme malfunctions with bids being accepted on the the heating system, but he equipment. attributes small irregularities to the change in seasons. Ventilation systems designed " We receive most of our by the building's architects are complaints about the ventilating also important. "Some buildings system especially in the fall and are more efficient than others in spring," said Elsea. "In the their heating designs, " said morning, the buildings are cool Kohlberg. so the heat goes on, Later in the Although he said that Physical day, the buildings become too Plant is short of help, Kohlberg hot, so the air conditioning is said that the problem is not so turned on." much in the repairing of the " But it is impossible for the heating system, but in getting heating and air conditioning to the parts. be on at the same time as "Some parts are obsolete and students have claimed," he said. there is a long wait for others," Some systems work that way, said Kohlberg. but ours does not. " Kohlberg said the complicated system is damaged by students Except for Clark Hall and the and faculty who try to remedy University Center, each building the problem by adjusting the have its own power plant. Clark thermostats. According to Kohl­ Hall and the' University Center berg, this is what harms the are controlled by the library's system most. plant. There are eight major Both Kohlberg and Elsea a­ PUT TO THE TEST: A student in Math 02 class watches wblle her test Is being graded. Students power plants on campus and a gree that the complaints stem continue to take a test until they pus It [photo by Scott Petersen]. What's Inside p'oor math a growing problem

Earl Swift Students scoring 14 or below per-level math course, are avail­ on the Missouri Math Placement able to assist 02 students. Tests Lee tenure goes to Grobman An increasing number of Tests are required to take the must be completed by a certain UMSL freshmen are placed into Math 02 course. date, and taken during the Math 02 and pre-Math 02 "We find that there are student's scheduled class time. \ . page 5 courses each semester, accord­ around 100 students per semes­ Tests are graded immediately, ing to Raymond Balbes, chair­ ter not ready to take Math 02," while the student watches. No hassle with houseplants person of the mathematics de­ said Balbes, "which means that The new format is enjoying partment. they can't add fractions. Many relative success.- During the 1976 page 8 UMSL is one of many major don't know their multiplication school year, 69 per cent of all universities across the country tables." Math 02 students passed with a having to offer remedial math Math 02, which is not offered grade of A, B, or C, enabling Mars photos spark interest courses to its students. for credit, recently underwl"nt a them to go onto higher level " The situation is getting format change adding indepen­ math courses. page 14 worse," said Balbes. ,"Seven dent study to the all-lecture ap­ With the new format, students years ago, we offered only two proach. who went on to Math 3Q made sections of Math 02, and those As a result, a student enrolled three per cent fewer A's, B's, Swimmers give best effort were offered only at night. We in a class may come in '1lt any and C's, than Math 30 students' now have 24 sections during the time of the day to do work. page 16 day, plus four sections of pre­ Teaching fellows, usually under­ See "Poor math" page 4 " Math 02. graduate UMSL students in up- Page 2 February 4,1971 UMSL CURRENT Bill will change CP A licensing ... . Eric K. Banks "One change that would be , dustrial workers who deserve the brought about would be the privilege of being recognized as Randy Sanderson, a gradua­ elimination of the experience a C.P.A. without having the ting senior in accounting, testi­ requirement for becoming cer­ opportunity to try to "become fied on Jan. 25 before the tified," Sanderson said. one. Please bear in mind tfiat I Missouri Senate's Appropriation "Licensing, which someone am by no means suggesting the Committee in support of Senate who wanted to start their' own relaxing of the strenuous stan­ Bill 100. This bill would revise practice must have, would right­ dards associated with becoming the law regarding the certifica­ fully come only after fullfilling a C.P.A., " he said. tion and licensing of Certified the experience requirement," he " I only ask that an unduly Public Accountants. said. " segment of the accountng pro­ Many accounting majors de­ " Our law as it presently fession no longer be denied the sire certification because of the exists denies many proficient chance to demonstrate and be extra pay and recognition that accountants the honor and dis­ acknowledged for fheir co m­ usually comes with the accom­ tinction to which they are en­ petC?nce, " Sanderson said. plishment. Presently, a college titled," Sanderson testified. "An graduate with a concentration in accountant might not be able to Sanderson is an officer of the accounting after being deemed or chose not to work for a Minority Student Service Coal­ of good moral character can sit C.P.A. firm upon graduation. ition and volunteerly tutors in for the C.P.A. exam with no This could prevent ever becom­ accounting. He is also a member experience if it is done within ing certified in Missouri. of the national honor fraternity, one year after graduation. "We have many distinguished Beta Alpha Psi and In Roads When the four parts of the teachers, government and in- Inc. 's student board of advisors. examination are passed, certi­ fication and licensing takes place .. after two to three years of experience with a C.P.A. firm. If UMSL heat set at 65 the test is not taken within this Olson has asked the chancel­ period one is not eligible to sit Thermostats throughout ~he lors of the four campuses to for the exam without first ob­ University of Missouri system assist in carrying out the de­ taining three years of experience are being lowered to 65 degrees, cision as part of the national with a C.P.A. firm . Interim President James C. Ol­ energy co.nservation effort. He CAPITOL SUGGESTION: UMSL senior Randy Sanderson testl8ed In Although Sa.nderson has re­ son has announced. The decision recognized that in some in­ support of Senate Bill 100 which would revise CPA requirements ceived job offers from four complies with an order issued by stances, such as the University [photo by Eric Banks1 . national accounting firms, he is . President Carter that requires Hospital and certain research still concerned Wltn tne-"passage thermostats in all government laboratories, a different temper­ of Senate Bill 100. buildings to be set at 65. ature m~y be necessary. }u nee TIqRAr Announcing: A Speclnl Progrnnl . , D' ,-'t· For Jewish Students At UmSL Inter-Faith marriage.: lJ~Sl Stuclf?llts Pr

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• UMSL CURRENT February 4, 1977 Paae 3 Chancellor to review tenure recommendation . Genl. WeiDsteiD "Because the tenure guide­ based on twelve points, (see Grobman was to receive all president of the university, lines are so broad, there bux) . files on Lee reviewed by the along with all faculty tenure really are no written proce­ physics department by Jan. recommendations by March Larry J. Lee. associate dures to violate. The Senate 31. He will review Lee's files 1. If Grobman maintains the lP_rofessor of geology at 'He is appealing - to Grob­ Welfare and Grievance com­ man to reevaluate his files . and hopes to reach a decision decision to deny Lee tenure, iUMSL, is currently appealing mittee could only handle pro­ within a week after receiving Lee will then appeal the Ibis negative tenure recom­ "I feel I have been unfairly cedural matters and so they judged by the physics de­ them. " I'm just beginning to decision to Olson. mendation to Chancellor found the physics department evaluate Dr. Lee ' s case Arnold B. Grobman. partment. I was not judged had followed proper proce­ based on my teaching, re­ now," Grobman said. dure," Lee said. - After reaching Olson, Lee search, and service record. will have one other avenue of Lee is continuing to appeal Grobman is to judge on the He will send his recom­ mendation concerning Lee's appeal, if Olson maintains as a result of the decision ,Lee's grievance with the basis of my record," Lee the negative recommenda­ made by the Senate Welfare physics department was tenure to James C. Olson, said. ti~n. He may appeal to the and Grievance committee. Board of Curators, who will The committee found the make the legal decision on physics department's deci­ r Grievances touch on 1'2 points Lee's future UMSL teaching sion to be in accordance with career. "That appeal would University of Missouri tenure "5.) Physics department is the exhaust the avenues of ap­ regulations. Larry Lee presented the fol­ "9.) Becasue the physics de­ lowing twelve points to the innapropriate department for partment has differing aims than peal within the University of Welfare and Grievance Commit­ judging my research qualifica­ the geology program we are Missouri ," Grobman ex­ Lee, however, is not satis­ tee on Dec. S, 1976, outlining tions for tenure. None of the competitors rather than associ­ plained. fied with their decision. He his specific grievances with the members beiQg qualified in hy­ ates for university funds. Thus explained that the guidelines ' physics department: drology, the recommenda­ ,the decision on my tenure took a tion was not based on a judge­ Lee has been unsatisfied regulating the department's personal bias; with the entire aPI?elate pro­ evaluation are very broad. "1.) Physics did not provide' ment ~f peers; me with a statement indicating "10.) Research funds have not cess. "It's exhausted , ~s­ There must be an ad-per­ "6.) The letters submitted to sentially, when the depart­ sonum committee set up con- ' departmental requirements for been provided on an equal basis tenure; referees by the physics depart­ with other members of the ment first says no. The ape!­ sisting of the instructor's ment was improper in that it did department; late procedures just let th( departmental peers. The not seek quality of work but " 2.) The physics department fervor die down ," he said . committee is to evaluate the sought information on tenure to "11.) Research projects and failed to follow University of which they could not properly instructor's teaching, re­ Missouri-St. Louis, guidelines publications were inappropri­ " Tenure right now is simp respond; search, and service and sub­ for judging proposals for tenure ately disregarded against ' uni­ ly a matter of .politics , Ge mit their ,findings to the versity rules for tenure consid­ and promotion; "7.) The physics department ology and physics are com­ tenured fac~lty of the depart- eration; held their initial meeting on my - peting departments for both ment. "3.) The physics department tenure at a time when the indi­ students and funds ," he con ­ The department is also re­ failed to follow-thier own guide­ vidual chosen by me could not "12.) The choosing of a ge­ tinued. He claimed it wouk quired to obtain letters of , lines for judging proposals for attend, and persisted in doing so ologist to serve on the commit­ be political suicide fo r anyon( tenure and promotion; tee from a competing geology recomendation from the in­ "'ven when so informed; to reverse the dep a rtm~nt ' ~ ~t: rU' ci:or's peers outside of program unfairly prejudiced the decision. rhe',UMSL community. "How­ "4.) Procedures were followed "S.) Physics has refused to recommendation. The geologist in this tenure decision that provide material needed to pre­ chosen to serve was not know­ eve~j there's nothing written ledgeable in the field of hy­ Lee plans to continue h i al)out reading those letters of differed from those followed for pare for a second hearing, and other individuals; for the grievance committee; drology. appeal and awaits Grobman ': recommendation," Lee said. '------'.I decision.

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. UMSL is offering seven non­ supervisory and first-level man­ credit courses and seminars to agement personnel in identifying be held in the Travelers Building and analyzing management pro­ at 6th and Olive Streets begin­ blems. ning Feb. 22. "Communication Skills for the The courses have been se­ Practical Writer" will be offered lected to suit the educational from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Tuesday needs and time schedules of St. and Thursday, March 22 and 24. Louis employers and employees. This seminar will promote clear, concise, accurate communication " Professional Development of· of the written word, from the Administrative Secretaries" will simplest memo or letter to the be held from 8:30 a.m. to S most complex report. p.m. Tuesday,. Feb. 22. This "Professional Development for seminar is designed to aid Office Personnel" will meet administrative secretaries in from noon to 2 p.m. Tuesdays developing communication skills and Thursdays, April 12-26. This which facilitate assertiveness, seminar will include commun­ POINT OF LAW: Students wishing to enquire about parking tickets should go to the UMSL poUce the practice of basic manage­ ications techniques and a review ment concepts and time man­ of professional behavior and department in the general services bulldlng. Fines may be appealed to the student court [photo ' by Romondo Davis]. . agement. attitudes in relations with co­ "Sharpening Preparation and workers, including professional Presentation Skills" will be of­ responsibilities to employers and fered from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. colleagues. Poor math------Tuesday and Wednesday, March "Financial Planning for the graded immediately, and 9S per Continued from page .1 8-9. Individuals who must com­ Working Woman" will be held cent found the sample quizes Most students enrolled in the municate specific information to from noon to 1 p.m. Mondays, not having 02. In the past, there they took to be helpful. course, however, said they are a group in an organized, Wednesdays and Fridays, May was a 16 per cent spread Around 80 per cent found that satisfied with it. "It's given me profess"ional manner will find 2-13. Consumer issues included between the two groups. the teaching fellows answered a lot of opportunity I didn't have this seminar useful. in this course range from family In a poll conducted by the their questions clearly, and in high school," said Larry "First-Level Supervision" will budgeting to health care finance Math department in November, nearly 90 per cent found the Wicks, a sophomore pre-law be helC\ from 8:30 a.m. to S p.m. and the use of credit. 1976, most students stated that teaching fellows to be well-pre­ student. "It's more or less a Tuesday and Wednesday, March they preferred the new format. pared. classroom tutor." 8-9. This cO'Jrse will assist See "Non.credlt," page 5 Approximately 85 per cent said Seventy-five per cent of the that they approved of the policy students taking the poll were of allowing students to retake freshmen. examinations until they passed The reason for the course not them or strengthened their being offered for credit is that it skilts. is not college level, according to Over 90 per cent favored the members of the Senate Curri­ new policy of having their tests culum Committee . PI KAPPA ALPHA • ••• '~...... , .... IfI ... It .... ItIIl ... \\' ______...., ,,""~~ .. ",., ••••••••• ~·~~~t \\ ~~~••••••••••••••• SPRING BREAK INVITES YOU TO r"~~t'~~ 'Gf. }.9··············DA YT 0 N A ~ \~...... BEACH L,...... $125.00 Spring ~reak ; ;" ,. with charter bus transportation • or drive down(we' lJ help with carpools) for $ $ 69.00 PRICE L~CU; DES In 'Florida & Atlanta 6 days/ 5 nights at the SHERATON SHORES located directly on the beach Each room is complete with Ocean view, private balcony, TOTAL COST: $119.00 Per Person color T.V., & phone service. Depart St. Louis March 20, 1976 and Return March 28, 1976. The SHERATON has a heated po-ol, lounge(with entertainment), re~taurant & rec room . ALSO included is a "'REE KEG PART\" 00 the pool dec~ ...... --INCLUDES:------. Sl MMIT Travel Stne Moldaoe Round Trip Air-Conditioned Bus Transportation Call l's for more info. 11311 -2871 or 576-1815 * * 7 Days, 6 Nights in Daytona Beach at Americano Beach Lodge on Ocean (A Best Westem Hotel).

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[From Page I] really not for it. If a student Senator Joseph Frappier, Association to sponsor 'Alumni Night' many tuition increase," Rice would be on the board, he would Dem- District 2 said, "I am said, "yet as a regent, he could represent a very narrow group of favorable to the concept, but I'm see the underlying causes n~ces­ people. It might be a conflict of opposed to the idea of a non­ The UMSL Alumni Association is sponsoring an "Alumni Night" sitating an increase, and was interest. voting curator. I also have at the Rivermen basketball game, Feb. 5. . able to convey that under­ "From a personal point of questions with respect to the The Rivermen will play the St. Louis University Billikens at 8 standing to the student body. " view, I find being a Curator a term of office. p.m. in the Multi-Purpose Building. Chancellor Arnold B. Grob­ time-consuming job and for a "I feel that termination of the A special tribute will be given to Chuck Smith, UMSL athletic man is opposed to the bill also. student to both attend school term when the student leaves director, for his tenth year of coaching at UMSL. "I feel student input is very and be a curator would probably the institution would be disrup­ There will be a party after the game at the University House, important," he said, "but that it be too much." tive. I can't support legislation 7956 Natural Bridge. should come from outside the Another senator, James Rus­ that would demand the governor Reservations are now being taken at the alumni office. Cost for realm of faculty or students." sell, Rep. - District 33, has to pick one of the three sug­ the evening is $2 per person. Checks should be made payable to " The Board is meant to be a strong reservations about the gested names. the UMSL Alumni Association and mailed to: UMSL, Office of cross-section of the population," bill. "I'm not sure we can put Alumni Activities, 8001 Natural Bridge, St. Louis, 63121. he said. " I believe the best students on the board with full "If I can get amendments governing comes from outside voting rights without disturbing passed to provide that it is not the university." the board itself. mandatory to select one of the The bill would, according to "Once we allow a student on porposed names, I will probably Space available for organizations ASUM, be beneficial in that the board, then alumni and vote for the bill. I feel that the students are the consumers of faculty members will also ask for political pressures to chose one Applications for recognized student organizations desiring space in the educational processes and a representative member. Soon of the nominated people is the Blue Metal Building are now available. They may be obtained the financial mainstay of the every faction on the campus will enough and that the governor at the Information Desk or at the office of the dean of student institutions. ASUM said that by have to have some represen­ need not be legally bound. affairs, room 301 Administration Building. virtue of this investment and the tation." The applications are due in the office of the dean of student fact that they possess an insid­ An argument from ASUM said ASUM said its aim in working affairs by 5 p.m. Friday, Feb. 18. A student space committee er's knowledge of the efficacy of that most boards are excessively for , the bill is to get a direct composed of four students and Rick Blanton, director of student academic programs, they should homogenous in composition. representation in the university activities, will submit a list of recommendations based on the be represented on the policy­ Student trustees tend to balance governing process, which they applications to Conney M. Kimbo, dean of student affairs, for final making bodies which govern the board in terms of age, sex, said would represent a great approval. All placements will be re-evaluated by August. their eclllcation. political and religious affiliation educational experience for the Criteria for space allocation will go to: groups needing space According to Rice's testimony, and ethnic origin, they said. student. primarily for "office" functions, or woo would otherwise find it "Students comprise the bulk of difficult to conduct "office" business; groups whose primary the population of a campus activities serve the campus; and groups dislodged by present community, pay taxes in the N on-credit------.:- moves on campus (preference given). Anyone having questions should contact, Dennis Donham, form of tuition, are the pri­ [From Page 4] trative law , rules, and regula­ mary beneficiaries for which tions of surface carriers engaged assistant dean of student affairs, at 5211 . colleges are created, yet they "Interstate Commerce Law I" in interstate commerce. - have no direct involvement in will be offered form 6:30 to 9 Fees range from 520 to $185. the government affecting their p.m. Thursdays, March 17-May Continuing education units are Students chosen for 'Who's Who' daily lives. This is incompatible 19. This course, which fulfills awarded fro participation in with the principles of demo­ the transportation Jaw require­ non-credit courses. . Twenty-six UMSL students have been accepted for recognition- in cracy." ments of the American Society For more information on re­ the 1976-77 edition of 'Who's Who Among Students in American Barbara Berkmeyer, a mem­ of Traffic Transportation, in­ gistration and , fees, call 453- Universities and Colleges," Dennis Donham, assistant dean of ber of the Board, stated, "I'm cludes the study of adminis- student affairs, has announced. An administration, faculty and student committee approved the final list of candidates and selected the students on the basis of extra-curricular activities, citizenship and service in their education institution, and potential for future' achievement. ~lected were: Patricia L. Abernathy, Philip L. Bewig, Michael P. Biondi, Robert C. Bone, Donna M. Borgmeyer, Daniel C. Brinkman. Barbara J. Bufe, Ralph Dannegger, Michael Deniszcyk, Patrice WE.SPECIAL A. Lynch, Virginia M. Maher, Gary W. Mathis. Rex G. Pierce, Jr. Robert D. Richardson, Ronald J . Schroeder, James P. Shanahan. David H. Strickfaden, Curtis W. Watts, Robert J . Betker. Thomas E. Gross, Carmen S. Forest, Joan A. Hagen, Richard G. Lindner, Gary A. Shank, Stephanie M. Siegel. Andrew P. Blassie, Jeffrey Earl, James M. Fujarski, Stanley J . Fujarski. Bureau aids in search for funds

The American College and University Service Bureau has announced a service to aid students, both undergraduates and graduates, obtain funds from foundations. According to the bureau's director, "There are hun.dreds of foundations with millions of dollars in funds earmarked that goes untouched each year. Why? Students do not know of the foundation or foundations or how to go about obtaining ' these funds." The bureau offers its services to deserving tUdents by supplying names of foundations and guidance as to how to go about obtaining funds from same. For more details on this service, interested students may write: American College and University Service Bureau, Dept: S. 1728-5050 Poplar Ave ., Memphis, Tennessee, 38157. WEJ!DY's~ oo r~ IlAMBUBGERS KETC sponsors credit courses

Eight credii courses, ranging from "Accounting I" to "The Romantic Rebellion," will be offered this semester through KETC-TV (Channel 9) by the University of Missouri. The series is the latest offering of the University of Mid-A merica, a regional consortium of five Midwestern uni­ Itt lb. single ha~bu~r versities that designs college education programs for those who desire to complete their course work at home. The courses feature multi-media instruction, combining tele­ vision Jectures with textbooks and learning center instruction. french fries · large drink Teachers for all courses are regular University of Missouri faculty members. Learning centers, through which students may review course materials at their own pace, will be located on the UMSL campus, Good at any local at the St. Louis Public Library, the St. Louis County Library, and the University of Missouri Extension Center in Clayton. - Wendy's thru Courses to be offered this semester are accounting I and II, child February 16, 1977 psychology, introductory psychology, characteristics of learning disabilities, human relations and school discipline, Romantic art C/.'~ and symphonic music. Television lectures for most courses will be broadcast twice OLD FASHXONED weekly. To accomodate student's schedules, one airing will be on a 8219 Florissant weekday and the second will be during the weekend. across from Additional information on the courses is available by contacting the University of Mid-America at 5370, or calling toll-free UMSL Campus 1-800-392-0536 IAMBURGIDSCopyri&ht 01975 by Wend)"s Intefnatlonal, Inc. Allriahts rnervtd. Page 6 February 4, 1977 UMSL CUIUlENT

tTll TME HENRY AWH\LE 1t>e~ etters usro TO REllREMENI U8 Leecm~essftua6on

Dear Editor: once received. Thus the mem­ I am writing to clarify my bers of the Department of Phys­ tenure situation. As of this ics, none of whom has a single date, four months after beine course In geology, or any know­ denied a tenure recommenda t ' ledge of geology (with the ex­ by the Department of Ph,' ception of one individual who have been given no rea, voted for me), chose to ignore the denial. This lack of gl\ I several letters from some of the individual a reason is justified top hydrologists in the United by the university not only in my States, peers who evaluated my case, but 10 all Instances, b~ ; research publications highly, and universitty rule which states in who recommended tenure for essence; that since an assistant me. As for as prejUdice is professor or instructor isn't a concerned I and two of my TA's permanent employee, when they were told by a member of the are flIed it doesn't mean they Grievance Committee "that if did a bad job, thus, no reason the members of the Department has to be given. This I have of Physics chose to deny me been told is legal as it has been tenure because I had blue eyes tested in the Supreme Court. It then it was procedurally O.K. is to protect you, they say. In This then is the "exhaustive reality, rather than protect the evaluation" to date. indIVIdual, it allow the depart­ In reality, universities every­ rl s ments involved to fire individual where are in a bind. In the early ­ entirely on the basis of self years of UMSL, tenure was interest and prejudice. How can granted almost as a matter of you prove that your more than course. As a consequence the Security needs re-evaluation adequate in the area of teaching, university is almost "tenured research and service if they up" which means that most of the professors here now will be Petty theft, larceny, shootings, and now men are further reduced in their effectiveness never claimed you weren't? by their practice of staying in patrol cars As of this date I have 16 here for the next 20 to 30 years rape are not the first things which come to with little possibility of new mind when one thinks of a college campus. rather than patroling on foot. publications in referred journals and four more publications blood being brought in unless Unfortunately, these are things which must During the 60's, campus security forces someone dies. Thus, tenure is in were ordered into a "low-profile" status on submitted, which -is more than be giv~n more thought by the UMSL half of those who evaluated me the mid 70's has become largely commuOlty. most campuses in order to avoid possible have, even though in some cases a matter of departmental politics Crime is becoming more prevalent through­ conflict. At UMSL today, a new policy needs they have been here twice as It is much easier to bring in out the nation and crime on campus is to be instituted which would increase visibil­ long. In the field of teaching new people at a low salary. following the national trends. Police and ity so that students are not afraid to walk to even though they have Ques­ assign them heavy teahcing class in the evening. Furthermore lighting tioned, my teaching, saying: loads, keep them six years, and security forces nation-wide are having prob­ then let them go. In addition, lems coping with the situation and UMSL is and other security measures should be "Awards and evaluations are instituted. nothing but popUlarity contests this allows those who do have no exception. and mean little." I beleive I tenure to build up high salaries According to James Nelson, UMSL police For example, some of the faculty and staff for very little work. parking lots should be made available for have done more than an ade­ chief, UMSL is "a larger community than quate job. Service wise my For example: in the Depart­ evening students. There are fewer faculty ment of physics, public record's 'TlOSt municipalities around the area. I doubt record includes over 50 com­ members on campus at night and it is munity talks on behalf of the show up tnat the top five .tny municipality has more than 12,000 ridiculous for a student to walk past unused university. Talks given on my members will be paid 5124,000 ,leople. Any (crime) we have 'on the outside, lots which are closer to class buildings. own time and at my own for this year or 562,000 for this we have here." A reordering of police pri.orities is also in expense. Again, however, since semester (salaries paid by stu­ No office or building seems to be immune order. Less emphasis should be placed on the DePJlrtment of Physics never dent fees and taxpayers of from the problem. During the semester parking violators for instance. Cars not state that I was inadequate in Missouri). Yet, these same five break, for example, the audio-visual depart­ parked properly is a nuisance of course, and any of these areas I have no individuals will teach only four courses this semester with less ment "lost" several microphones and the we assume that parking fines do generate defense. The Chancellor has said that than fifty students total. These political science department had typewriters considerable revenue, but given the relatively are the same people that have stolen in twO different incidents. Low level the university pursues and "Ex­ small police force, the bulk of its time should haustive evaluation of candidates been complaining that more rime occurs on an almost daily basis. be spent on security. for tenure," I would like to physics professors are needed to The biggest problem, according to Nelson, UMSL police are responsible for that comment on this. help reduce their heavy teaching i petty larceny. No one knows for sure how security. Evaluation of their performance is First, if a department denies loads. (Three of these five many purses, books, calculators,and other therefore a proper consideration. Unfortun­ you tenure, never in the professors have produced no items have been stolen. ately, the very nature of their work makes history of the university has the publications of national merit The recent abduction from campus of an io-depth scrutiny difficult. Individual cases decjsion been reversed. Thus in during the last two to three evening student and her subsequent rape is reality the decision is made only years.) are often unavailable due to their "private" My record now goes to the the most recent matter to arouse campus nature or the effort to safeguard the by the department. It should be pointed out that as a geologist: Chancellor. It is only because of concern. individuals involved. concern expressed by the stu­ The fact that this was the first such case on physicists are not my peers, and We suspect also that a desire to protect the that the only reason that I am dents and parents that he is campus is in many respects surprising. The image of the university leads certain officials now in Physics is that four years receiving my complete file at all. campus parking lots are not well lit; neither to keep hard statistics at a minimum. ago there was an empty office in The real question is: is it are many of the walkways. With such minimal information, only limit­ Benton Hall. Because of .their politically feasible for him to Individuals are often forced to walk ed observations can be made, but many nature, geology and physics are overturn a decision made by a through areas in which an assailant could questions can, and will continue to be asked. direct competitors for both stu­ department, something that has never been done in ' the past. I easily hide. The limited number of security Bob Richardson dents and money. Concerning the Grievance now hear that if he does believe Committee: First I would like to the record is strong he will call point out that it handles only the members of the Department procedural matters, not pre­ of Physics in to justify their judice. The "possible discrimlO­ decision. !-will not be allowed to ation clause mentioned by the hear their reasons. So as to be Chancellor concerns only female able to answer them nor, again, or minority groups. I received a will I be given any reason if two line letter from the Grie­ denied. In effect a department vanceCommittee telling me only that has the most to gain by my that they could find no proce­ dismissal again gets to make the dural breaks in the Department decision. Editor...... Tom Wolf Advertising Manager...... Chrls CastelU of Physic' s decision. In actuality I have worked hard for the News Editor•••••.•.••..•••.•••••••• Bob Richardson Assistant Ad Manager...... Bill Thomas there are only two written pro­ university during the last five Assistant News Editor••••.•...•.•••••. Bev Pfeifer Advertising Techniclan ...... Steve FlInchpaugh cedures that must be followed. yt::ars. During this time I have Features Editor...... Ruth Rieken Production Chlef...... Mlke Lowe First, an ad-personum com­ been repeatedly told that teach· Assistant Features Editor...... Mary Bagley Copy Editor...... Walt Jaschek mittee must be set up to gather ing is of little importance to a Fine Arts Editor...... Ruth Thaler Photography Dlrector...... Scott PeterseB data, and request letters from UNIVERSITY, (a statement reit­ Assistant Fine Arts Editor...... Marcla Virga Typesetter•••••••••. , ...... Bob RIchardsol\ my peers, and second the de­ erated recently by an adminis­ Sports Editor...... Kent Terry Typesetter...... Jeane Vogel.Franz! partments are committed to e­ trator who told six students that Assistant Sports Editor...... Mlke Drain Typesetter...... MlcheUe WUson valuate a person on tho! basis of if they were worried about good Business Manager...... Joe SprlngU Art/Graphics Dlrector...... BtU WUson teaching, research and services­ teaching to leave UMSL and go period! to Cape or a junior college The first, the department of In view of my record, I don't Physics did, but, when they see how the UMSL administra­ The UMSL Current Is publIshed weekly through the spring at Blue Metal BuDding, 8001 Natural received the letters from my tion can hold up its head and Bridge Road, St. Louis, Mo. 63121. Phone [314] 453·5174. Advertising rates available upon request. peers in geology, they ignored say they care about the students Editorials are the opinion of the editor unless otherwise designated. Letters to the editor are them which is okay since while or the community if I am denied encouraged and should be typed, double·spaced. Letters under 300 words will be given first it is written they must ask for tenure. consideration. No unsigned letters will be accepted but names will be withheld upon request. letters, no where does it say they have t~ even look at the~ Larry J. Lee tJMSL criuENr Febraai'y 4, 1977 Pap 7 Other issues surround (VEASKEDMV buDding preservation ETHICS~ ministration Building for the Dear Editor: same purpose? Again no one MitTEl: To Although history may appear knows the answer because it has to some to be an insignificant been understood the old building INVESTlMrE reason to preserve the old Ad­ was to come down, so no one ministration Building, there are bothered to thoughtfully study THIS Mm'rER many more underlying issues to the building. reiterate. l~EDlATELY.. Certainly the building was a " There is one dollar figure that is relatively sure; that is the clubhouse; more importantly, it 540,000 demolition cost, to say is the symbol of the founding of nothing of the mall the univers­ UMSL. However, because the ity plans to build' in its place! university has refused all at­ One figure that may be brought tempts to preserve the structure up is the replacement cost of the the help of an outside body, the building. This 1972 survey I Historical Commission, has been spoke of pegged a figure of 550 necessary. The entire history of per square foot. the building will upon the "I want to point out this is a founding of UMSL. Consequent­ subjective figure based on ly, the site will be known for opinion and could possibly be many events; the Lucas-Hunt artificially high. The cost of the family's property, Bellerive new buildings and campus from Country Club, the Normandy the figures I've seen fo not come Residence Center, and the Uni­ near to approaching this imagin­ versity of Missouri at St. Louis. ary dollar figure. Again, I want The following excerpts from to point out that this, too, is the my letter to the Board of wrong figure to look at. I'm Feels guilt after viewing 'Roots' Curators Nov. 23 will help ex­ talking about a building that's plain the cost issue. already built and standing and " ... At this point, I would like to Dear Editor: guilt. to stop slavery. not one that needs to be built up point out that dollar and cents After viewing the movie adap­ I may be a WASP, but my I have realized somethtng tloat from the ground up. The final issue, I know that's important. tation of the novel "Roots", I ancestors lived in the north, the could be very beneficial to many line is that no one knows the The physical plant has sent in felt a deep sense of guilt. And Union, where slavery was il­ people after watching "Roots" costs of preservation or adapt­ cost figures to what it would pride. legal. and contemplating the feelings it ation. take to maintain the building in I was shocked at what I saw They also settled in the Ohio aroused. A person can rid him­ "Personally I am optimistic the its present condition. I'm sure happening in America in our River Bailey, the horne of Abra­ self of guilt and shame by building can be placed on the they are expensive, but any earlier years, not simply because ham Lincoln. I myself lived in simply admitting he was wrong. National Register of Historic building that ' has not been we participated in something as Illinois for six years, the state Defending what was wrong only Places. There is money available properly cared for will be ex­ barbaric as slavery, but also by .where Lincoln got started in strengthens guilt: for grants at that point." pensive. No one has bothered to the ignorance and hypocrisy that politics, and the state which ~any Americans were wrong. I have never said monies find out the cost of maintaining accompanied it. How could prints "The Land of Lincoln" on and America itself was wrong in should be diverted from the a well-preserved building be­ something as animalistic as cas­ it's license plates every year. it's early years, but we realized students education, but instead cause no one has bothered to tration and torture (whipping, America went to war to stop redirected from future less de­ that serious error in permitting determine the cost of preservin~ removal of toes with an ax) have slavery. Million died in a slavery. America admitted it's sireable capital expenditures. or adapting the old Administra­ QCcurred in America, the "land struggle to correct one of Amer­ mistake, started a civil war to Shouldn't students be concerned tion Jjuilding for university pur­ of the free?" Possibly "ani­ ica's most serious mistakes. Few correct that mistake. and should about a 527,000 Extension Div­ poses. This brings me to another malistic" is the wrong descrip­ countries in the history of the today feel relieved of it's giult ision parking lot, a 519,000 road point. tion, for it is man that makes world have fought within their by the simple admission of its grader, and a proposed Univer­ The university is looking into war murder and slavery a own borders to correct a wrong. error. The showing of "Roots" sity Center expansion of ap­ expanding the University Center practice, not animals. . The lJnited States is the only is- the admission that Am ·rica proxi~tely 1.5 million dollars. because it needs the space. The After the first few nights of country that has ever gone to was wrong. Who knows it may be cheaper to money to be spent is consider­ viewing "Roots" I felt ashamed, war to stop slavery. I am ashamed that we at first construct more space at less -able. The old Admrnistration not only of America but of my Other countries have per­ permitted slavery. but I am dollars in the old Administration Building stands in the same white an~lo-saxon protestant mitted slavery, and many still proud that we realized how Building than in the University locality with over 40,000 square background. However, after a do, but at least I can be relieved wrong it was and put an end to Center expansion? feet empty. Could this expected period of shame, I discovered a of some of my shame in knowing it. Stephen Platt expenditure adapt the old Ad- silver lining around my cloud of that my long lost relative fought Ken Koonce

Get away for the weekend, 'Legend of Gary Gilmore'

Dear Editor: execution in over a decade. or just an afternoon It is a rather overcast day, the Gilmore has now become a sun only showing its yellow face folk hero or a legend. In later every once in a while, but is is a years when the forgotten victims great day for the event. There is are no longer a part of the ST. LOUIS Hiking fishing, a large crowd on hand today, "Legend of Gary Gilmore" about 5000, and they all have an children will look upon him as canoeing, anxious look on their faces. The they look upon his predecessor, ESCAPE KI tension is mounting. Jessy James. Billboards along Ah. There he is, the bum. The the highway will read: "10. 8, 5, horseback riding crowd cheers as the five guards 1 mile to Gary Gilmore's home." lead him to the old stone wall There is only one reason for swimming and and place him. blindfolded, in this nefarious direction in which front of it. The guards are now we are headed. The media spelunking returning to the white line that over-played the entire eve nt, runs about seventy-five feet features plunged into the very (cave exploration) from the wall. They turn. A depths of absurdity about Gel­ hush falls over the crowd. more. If the television networks The captain has walked up to had been allowed, they would the man at the wall. " Are there have had a leading sportscaster any last words?" he asks. The announce the event while the blindfolded man grunts a no. viewing audie nce gaped at Now that the captain is back home. to the line of soldiers, he turns. While the media may be the He pauses. Ready! Aim! Fire! guardian of the people, it is also The crowd is going wild. Cheers responsible to the people, for it are ringing throughout the stad­ yields a great amount of power ium. over them, they may realize its The St louis Escape Kit is a publication from The man at the wall slowly full extent. slumps. He groans. Now he is Therefore it is time that the the people at outlining recreation falling to the ground. His right media face up to its responsi­ TAU1VI SAUK hand twitches. His left eye bilities to the people and to blinks. His legs stiffen. Nothing itself. Sensationalistic reporting is areas within one hour drive of St louis... else happens. no longer acceptable. Accurate Before, during, and after the and unbiased reporting should and it's FREE with on UmSL 10 execution of Gary Gilmore, the now be the direction the media media, which includes broadcast takes. and written, gave a tremendous MIke DraIn amount of attention to the first

15 North Meramc in Clayton 726-0656 Mon~Fri 10-8 Sat 10-6. Page 8 February 4, 1977 UMSL CURRENT House plants that won't hassle you

Anne Barber shoot in a pot with moist soil window in the summer. Feed . and ~Qver the root system. After plants (while flowering) every I have a black thumb! It several weeks, cut the connec­ two weeks with weak solubfe started when I was the only kid ting shoot from the mother house plant food. When bottom in my junior high science class plant. leaves become droo.py and whose corn kernals never Asparagus ferns, producing fleshy, pull them out. sprouted. But despite my curse, long leafy fronds, will also sur­ Symptoms and Cures: Spider I have an affinity for plants. vive long periods of drought. mites and mealybugs are com­ Today, more than ever before, Care: It's best to keep soil moist mon pests. Spider mites can be plants are playing a vital role in and avoid extremes of direct sun washed off or controlled with the decorative atmosphere of the and low light. Leaves should be aerosal sprays found in plant home. They provide the home­ misted (lightly sprayed with stores. Mealybugs can be rub­ or apartment-dweller on a shoe­ water). Plants need to be repot­ bed off by using alcohol. Flower string budget (especially com­ ted into lar~er pots in the buds that drop off before open­ mon among college students) spring. Propagation: While re­ ing can be caused by too dry with an inexpensive and amaz­ potting, divide the roots and an atmosphere, a stuffy or drafty ingly versatile way to enliven separate to create new plants. environment, poor light, or sud­ any room. But knowing which Or, you can grow them from den temperature changes. Pro­ plants work best in your home seeds soaked in 70 degree water pagation: Although easily grown and what to do if the leaves turn for 24 hours before planting. from seed, its best to cut off a brown or spotty is important. A slow growing jade plant, a leaf and root it in moist potting Through trial and error, sug­ succulent plant that often looks soil. gestions from fellow plant lov­ like a small tree, also survives ers, and a course in botany, I've long periods with no water. The Easter cactus blooms discovered some plants that are Care: They can withstand a twice a year, at Easter and easy to grow and require min­ bright sunny area as well as a Thanksgiving. Their flowers look imum care. They'll prpsper no lightly shaded one. A regular like water lilies and the varieties matter }""hat color your thumb is. watering schedule is necessary come in different colors. They to keep soil slightly moist. Sym­ will tolerate drought. Care: Al­ Foliage plants are easier to ptoms and Cures: These plants low the soil surface to dry grow than flowering kinds and are often bothered by mealybugs between waterings and place are more available. They range which cause "leaf drop." To rid them out of direct sun into a in price from 75 cents to $25 them. rub mealybugs with al­ slightly shaded area. Symptoms depending on size. cohol. Propagation: In the sum­ and Cures: Bud drop rarely Fast growing spider plants, mer, cut off a leaf and stick happens; if it does occur, it is identified by their slender white­ blunt end in a moist pot of soil. caused by insufficient Ii~ht, striped leaves and long off­ Flowering plants are not as drafts, or sudden changes in shoots, won't die on you if you reliable as foliage and require temperature. Propagation: Pull spend a week or two away from more care and feeding. Prices off flattened leaf joints in the home. Care: Give it full sun, range from S1.50 to S10 de­ summer and root them in moist keep soil moist, and feed pending on size. potting soil. montnly in the summer. Sym­ African violets are popular for The peace lily is perfect for ptoms and Cures: 11 leaf tips their ability to bloom all year apartment dwellers because it discolor, there may be an im­ round. There are many varieties requires little light. And it is balance in potting soil or leaves lnd colors. Care: They thrive in rarely without flowers. Care: ..Ire touching a cold curface. If In indoor temperature of 65-75 This plant needs to be kept out .Ierial shoots fail to develop, degrees with a moist, not soggy of sunlight and in temperature )'our plant may be pot-bound soil. Place them in a window- a above 60 degrees. Roots need (root have filled pot) or in poor south or west window in the moisture and it's difficult to light. Propagation: Peg an off- winter and an east or north overwater this plant. Frequent misting of the leaves is also beneficial. Symptoms and Cures: As a lDatter of fact ... The leaves tend to yellow. This indicates too low a temperature A column 01 trivia or a need to repot. Propagation: The peace lily increases by root Anne Barber manganese rids the body of offsets and needs dividing and poisons; the arsenic speeds the repotting (in large pots) every Candy is dandy, but orange production of red blood cells; two or three years. wu n't rOt yo ur teeth. and the potassium. lowers blood These foliage and flowering According to recent nutritional pressure. plants have a high rate of ,>tudie at UCLA, oranges pre­ success. Don't feel left out of vep( cavitie . The citric and And there is truth to that old the plant craze because you lack malic acid~ they contain help our adage "an apple a day ..... that green thumb. Black bodie ab orb calcium. By eating An apple after each meal thumbs, unite and buy a plant! orange and drinking sugarless prevents recurrent heart attacks. orange juice, we fortify our teeth They are rich in blood-purifying and bones. pectin and vitamin PP. --­, The next time you have the Pear stop the aging process. munchies, reach for fruit instead Thev are high in manganese, of a candy bar or bag of chips. arsenic, and pot a sium. The Fruitful living is healthy living. Try allYtltjn'l to 'let your mEN womEN Valentine ... GRAN D OPENING!II but fir st try the GATEW AY BA TENDING ~UIl~NT SCHOOL OF M IXOLOGY A CUrrent Valentine is a 2 column by 3 inch ad with learn YOUR Valentine messaqe in the February lOth issue bortendng and Bar management only $300 Two Week Course TQught by quoWled nstructors Call or come by: Free:Pb pbCement ossistment Rm8 Blue Metal Bldq RNING AFTERNOON EVENING where is that? see page 2 Oroo nto school ...CLASSES. 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Distinguished actor , producer and d i rector , Jose Ferrer, will appear on campus on Friday, February 4th , in a one- man show entitled THE I ART OF THE MONOLOGUE .

N Mr. Ferrer has had a long and distinguished career on stage, in films and on television . His staqe career has included roles in Paul Robeson's OTHELLO, CYR&~O DE BERGERAC T (Tony- Best Actor), THE SHRIKE (Tony­ Best Director , ~Y Drama Critics-Best H Actor), RICHARD III and MM~ OF LA MANCHA . In 1952, his production of E the Pulitzer Prize winning play, THE SHRIKE , qained him New York Drama Critics awards as Best Actor , A Best Director and Best Producer--the only time in its history this group R has honored one man in all three areas . He has appeared in numerous T films including MOULIN RO~GE, I ACCUSE , MISS SADIE THOMPSO~ , LAWRENCE OF ARABIA , SHIP OF FOOLS , o and the current release VOYAGE OF F THE DAMNED . THE MONDLOGUE PROGRAM An Actor Ta lks About Shakespeare

I NTE RMI SS ION

"Yzuri" a short story Leopoldo Lugones

Excerpt from "Molloy ," a novel ... Samuel Beckett

Presented On the Harmfulness of Tobacc o ... Anton Chekov by the University Progrcun Board, Friday, February 4 subsidized with 8:30pm . Student Acti v i ty J.e. Penney Aud. funds . $2UMSLstudents Advance tickets $3.50 Faculty and staff available at the $4.50 Public University I Center Information Desk. Page 10 February 4, 1977 UMSL CURRENT AroundUMSL February 3 · 1:0 Thursday Tuesday

BASKETBALL: UMSL vs. BASKETBALL: UMSL vs. Western Illinois at 8 p.m. The McKendree College in Lebanon, game will be a home game. Illinois. BASKETBALL: Riverwomen APO BOOKPOOL: APO will vs. St. Louis University at St. be taking returns from 10 a.m. louis University, 7:30 p.m. to 2 p.m. and 5 to 7:30 p.m. in room 227 SSB. GALLERY 210: West Coast Art Exhibit will be in room 210 BOOKSALE: University Book­ Lucas Hall from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. store will have a book' sale in the FILM: ' 'The Rocking Horse University Center Lobby. Sale Winner" will be shown in the lasts from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. J.e. Penney Btlilding at 8:15 p.m. BASKETBALL: Rivermen will take on Western illinois at 8 FILM: English 10 Class re­ p.m. in the Multi-Purpose Build­ views, "Citizen Kane," in room ing. 200 Lucas Hall at 8:15 a.m., 12:15 and 2:30 p.m. Friday

MEETING: Evening College Honor Committee will meet at 6:45 p.m. in room 205 Lucas GALLERY 210: " West Coast Hall. MEETING: St. Louis Associ­ MEETING: Tau Kappa Epsi­ Art Exhibit" will be in room 210 Saturday aion of Wargamers will meet in lon will have a meeting in room Lucas Hall at 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. room 222 in the J .C. Penney 229 of the J.e. Penney Building THEATER: Award-winning BASKETBALL: UMSL vs. St. Building at 10:30 a.m. at 6 p.m. stage and film actor Jose Ferrer Louis University at 8 p.m. in KWMU: Midnight 'til Morning will present a one-man program, Multi-Purpose Building. TEST: ACf will be given in (90.7 FM) presents continuous Thursday "The Art of the Monologue," at rooms 120, 201 and 211 in rock music. This week's artist is 8:30 p.m. in the J .C. Penney BASKETBALL: UMSL vs. Benton Hall at 7:30 a.m. Jeff Beck. For requests call GALLERY 210: " West Coast Auditorium. Students S2, faculfy Northeast Missouri State, the 453-5965. Art Exhibit," will be held in lI:nd staff S3.50, public 54.50.;0. Riverwomen hit the courts at MEETING: Alpha Xi Delta room 210 Lucas Hall from 9 a.m. 5:15 p.m. in the Multi-Purpose will be held in room 155 of the to 9 p.m. APO BOOKPOOL: Returns in Building. University Center at 6 p.m. and room 222 J .C. Penney Building room 227 SSB from 10 am u"ntil FILM: "The Hindenberg" will Monday KAFFEE STUNDE: German 2 pm. . at" p.m. be shown in room 101 : Stadler Club will have its weekly coffee HaU at 8 p.m., 75 cents with MEETING: Sigma Pi wiU be GALLERY 210: West Coast hour in room 75, J .C. Penney MEETING: The Accounting UMSL ID. -held in room 126 in the J.C. Art Exhibit, room 210 Lucas Building, at 12:30 p.m. Club will meet at noon in room Penney Building at 7 p.m. Hall, 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. 122 J.e. Penney Building. MEETING: St. Louis Associ­ MEETING: Bible Study will ation of Wargamers will meet in MEETING: Delta Zeta will be FILM: "Kind Hearts and Cor­ meet in room ISS, University GALLERY 210: Paintings of room 222 J.e. Penney Building held in room 121, J.C. Penney onets," will be screened in room Center, at 11:30 a.m. twelve prominent artists will be at 10:30 a.m. Building at 5:30 a.m. 101 Stadler Hall at 8:15 p.m. featured in room 210 Lucas Hall MEETING: School of Edu­ from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. "West TEST: ACf will be given in MINORITY STUDENT COUN­ CLASS: UM School of Social cation Assembly will be held in Coast Art Exhibit." rooms 120, 201, and 211 in CIL: All students are invited to a Work, "Social Work 140': will room 215 SSB Building at 2:30 Benton Hall at 7:30 a.m. meeting of the Minority Student meet in room 404 Benton Hall at p.m. FILM: "The Hindenberg" Service Council, which will begin 8:30 a.m. and 1:30 p.m. stars George e. Scott. Will be at 3:30 p.m. in the old Adminis­ CORRECI'lON screened in room 101 Stadler Sunday tration Building. MEETING: Bible Study will Hall at 8 p.m., 75 cents with be held in room 266 University In the last issue of the UMSL ID. Center at 11:30 a.m. SEMINAR: Beta Alpha Psi, Current last semester, Tom Pa· COFFEEHOUSE: Central University Business Develop­ KWMU: Guide to "Creative gano was incorrectly identified Council will sponsor a coffee­ ment Center, Tax Service Semi­ Aging'; a 45 min. program of KWMU: " Nightbird" is fea­ as an employee of KMOX-TV. house from 9 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. nar for Student Counselors will features at noon. (90.7 FM) this tured on Backtract at 1 a.m. He is an employee of KMO in the University Center Lobby. meet in room 132 SSB , at 11:30 week features "How to Make Continuous music until 5:30 a.m. Radio. The Current regrets the No admission charge. a.m. Better Use of your Bus System." (90.7 FM). error. UMSL CURRENT February 4, 1977 Page 11 Tbe Ell Squad

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ree ree ree , Page 12 February 4; 1977 UMSL ClJRRENT Share your problems ------with those who help Melinda Scbuster in the way of a job. Part of the career counseling staff's job is to "Winter, spring, summer, or let people know that they can do fall, all you have to do is call something well." and I'll be there, yes I will, Besides career counseling, the you've got a friend." Center will also start marital Carole King. counseling with a male-female Students, staff, and faculty therapist team. Aslin said that can always find a friend at the the counseling would be offered UMSL Counseling Center, lo­ to UMSL students, faculty, and cated at 229 Stadler Hall. staff and to their spouses (even The center provides profes­ if the spouses are not attending sional counseling services and UMSL.t programs to students who have A female sexuality workshop problems or questions that need starting on Feb. 23 will be to be answered. another of the Center's upcom­ One program that helps ans­ ing attractions. Aslin commented wer questions and determine that female sexuality "is an area feelings is a men and women's of life that isn't talked about. It mixed therapy group. Alan Te­ needs to be dealt with. ano and Kathy Matice, two staff The workshop will employ "a members at the center, work little more structure than the with the mixed group every therapy.. gr oups," she said. AROUND OR THROUGH THE PUDDLE?: Students between classes ue forced to guess the depth 01 M\)nday from 3 until 5 p.m. those treacberous mudpuddles around the campus. It looks like the guy with the boots above heeded the Teano explained that the ther­ warning that 'soo waters run deep' . apy grouij "is a place where Aslin, Teano, Matice, and people can come and share the Miller comprise the counseling ordinary room- there's no problems they have and tmd out staff at UMSL. Aslin commented couch. " that other people have problems, 'that the counseling groups have Aslin stressed that "when too." to be li mited to UMSL people people come here it's confiden­ The group has a conversa­ because "we are not large tial. The files won't be shown to tional format in which members enough to serve the outside school officials, parents, or discus topics that range from community. spouses, unless the individual . depres ion to career problems. "All four of us have PhDs in gives his consent." The National Lampoon . "There is individualized atten­ counseling," she said . tells you how to Iive your life. tion in the group. Sometimes the Since their staff is so small, Beside keeping all of the Yourself foc us is just on one person for a Aslin advised that now (early in records confidential.. the coun­ The Up Book-a guide t o period of time," Teano ex­ the semester) is the best time seling service; are free. Aslin self-realization that crosses the last plained. for students to co~ to the raised an interesting point when frontier of human potentia l. He emphasized that the most counseling center. Students can she said that "it would probably important group topic is "how get an appointment for indi­ cost somebody $30 or $40 an well he (the individual) feels vidual counseling or they can hour to go to a psychiatrist and about himself and his having register for group therapy. receive the same services of­ better relationships with Teano added that "it's real fered at UMSL." people .. , scary for people to come in and "You've Got A Friend" may / The idea of having a therapy ask for help, because people be an old song, but considering group has not been left unex­ do have images of what we are the services provided by the plored in the pa t at the Coun­ like. However," he laughed, Counseling Center, it still holds seling Center. Last semester a "we look like normal people. It true for UMSL students, faculty women's group was developed (the counseling) goes on in an and staff. under the direction of Alice A lin and Pam Miller, both staff members. The therapy group CURRENT CIossWieds .va a uccess and another such Part time jobs available. High group will tart Monday Feb. 7. Pay. Choice of hours, 12 Places The UMSL Jazz Ensemble from 2:40 until 4:30 p.m. Open. 427-6421 . needs trombone players I Anyone that formerly played trombone in A lin feels that "the women's Chiluk-ki-Grotto-Caving in one of high school or college or is A Not;ono'lompoon specia l editio n. All new group tends to be more sup­ Missouri's 3500 caves Sunday, presently a tromboni!>t is urged material. S1_50at your newsstand or bookstore. Deluxe portive than the mixed group. Feb. 6, 1977. Meet 8 A.M. to contact Rext Matzke, Director edition, S1_95. O r send check or money order to: The Women can share their pro­ Benton Hall, faculty lot. 520 Lucas Hall, 453-5901. blems dealing with children. Chiluk-Ki is looking for a new Notiono'lompoon. 635 Madiso n Ave., New York, N.Y. 10022 husband and financial con­ faculty advisor. Mail Box is in MOSHIKO is coming to St. cerns," she said, but also ad­ Stucent Union. mitted thai her opinion is proba­ Louis on Feb. 5 and 6. Three bly biased since she co-leads the SOO-First Prize- Dancers needed folkdance workshops for 53. group. for Multiple Sclerosis· Dance Watch this paper for info or call Marathon - call: 242-8285 726-6177. She added that "the main objective of the group is to be a UmSl Students, Facut_y, Staff Cbssfleds

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(as in "Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Ruth Thaler .. Silver Streak," from which Wilder is tossed off a couple Brother," "Young Franken­ stein," etc.) but we are not used "Grover Muldoon steals wal­ times and catches up to with the to putting up with bloodshed for lets, cars ... and the show" is an aid of an eccentric old lady pilot that pleasure. advertisement for the movie the first time, and the redoubt­ Scenes such as the murdered "Silver Streak," and it is no able Grover Muldoon the se­ cond. professor being hung by Mc- · exaggeration. Goohan's stooges, a mass police "Silver Streak" is Gene Wil­ Richard Pryor as Muldoon is shoot-out, and the grisly Hitch­ der's lastest effort, in which he the only memorable character in this film. Again and again in cock-style ending of the bad shares the billing with Jill Clay" guy, are simply out of place in burgh and Richard Pryor. Wilder recent movies, Pryor has proven what should have been a side­ protrays a mild· mannered plant that his talent is not limited to splitting comedy. book editor, a role which opens the X-rated stand-up comic role Wilder is one of the best the path to several mild new in which he initially achieved renown. In "Silver Streak," comedian-actors in the business, euphemisms for sex. but this time Pryor surpasses Clayburgh, a relative new­ Pryor provides genuine belly­ him, in characterization and comer to movieland, plays laughs with his sly, adventurous, audience reaction. Wilder's love interest, the sec­ slightly chicken characterization of Wilder's accidental partner. Until the appearance of Rich­ retary t6 a professor possessing ard Pryor, "Silver Streak" limps proof of artistic forgeries which One of the best, if not the along with a silly story, inad­ will destroy the film 's arch­ best, scenes in the movie is equate dialogue, and generally c1jminal, . Patric McGoohan is a Pryor's valiant attempt to dis­ guise Wilder as a "soul dull response. Pryor's antics convincingly cold, haughty, genuinely save the show, and almost scary crook, a total brother" with the aid of shoe making it at best funny and at departure from th~ fugitive's polish, floppy cap, and a 5- worst boring, . which is a sad role of his "Prisoner" series. minute lesson in how to "walk jive. " accolade for a good venture. The slol?PY story has Wilder This is one that never made up­ coming to the bumbling rescue One of the more disappointing its mind whether to be asp) of Clayburgh after her professor aspects of "Silver Streak" is its story, a police story, or a is killed and Wilder inadver­ unnecessary uSe of .violence. We comedy, and unfortunately the tently acquires the forgery evi­ are used to seeing Gene Wilder laughs lost out. HOLY JOLSONI : Gene WUder dJsguises bimseH to escape poUce. dence. The whoe film takes protray likeable, somewhat I? lace on a train - hence the deadpan, inefficient characters Cultural Calendar , Feb. 4-11: West Coast Art Feb. SI Auditions will be held Feb. 7: The Giovanni String Exhibit is in the Gallery 210 for Six Flags summer shows. Quartet will perform an informal UMSL's Lucas Hall. ' Singers dancers, groups, bands, "rug concert" in Jefferson Li­ Feb. 4: Young People's Con­ instrumentalists, etc. are brary, 12 noon, followed by a certs for children 9-13 at 9:30 needed. question session. Presents and 11 a.m. at Powell Symphony Feb. 8, 10, 12: Theatre "rr"Dr" _ Feb. S: Satu rd~y Nite Left­ Hall. Company will offer workshops in A Festival of Mid-Western Feb. 4: " House of Blue overs, an improvisational theatre group, will perform "Post­ theatre-related areas at th Experimental Theatres! ! Leaves" will open at Loretto­ Learning Center, 4504 WC:H.IllIII -. Hilton Repertory Theater, billed scripts" at their studio in Wash­ inton University Acadamy Build­ ster Place. For info about as a " Marx brothers tragedy." registration and fees, For ticket info call 962-8410. ing. (Mehlville and University f~~. 4tll~ S()~I Drive, University City). Ad­ 361-1908 or 367-8828. OMAHA MAGIC THEATRE Through Feb. S: The muscial mission is by contribution, $1 Feb . 9: Burton Cummings, " Shenandoah" is playing at the minimum'. Call 725-6372 or formerly a member of Gue;;s in 862-0424 fo r info. Who. will perform at Kiel Opera Hou e at 8 p.m. . M EGANTERRY'S Feb. 10: Pure Prairie League and Brewer and Shipley will perform in concert at the Fox ~()~~§ III tll~ 131"II()tJ§~ Quality paperback books Theater on Grand at 8 p.m. Feb. 13! Mervin Verbitt a documentary musical fantasy abouf give a talk on "The J Good news from Paul's. life jnside a women's prison Family: An Endangered . Come join us at our cies?" at Hillel Foundation, extraordinary sale of Forsyth. selected current and !hro~~b Fe~ . 16: "The Boy 50% back list titles. Fne.nd mUSical, set in the ff?~. ()tll~ S()~ Qual ity books from roan ng 2~'s: will be showing America's leading the Brecktnndge Pavillion Hotel BROOM STREET TH EATRE OFF! publishers, at one-half the downtown. ' presents cover price. Feb. 19: A free concert will presented at the Gateway -ff?()( St(II<~§ ()()t~ 6691 Delmar Blvd . Museum of Western (31 4) 721-4743 from 1-3:30. Local folk mUISlcam. <1 J> 1<1, <1 ~()t) t ~c.§f?~c. lI mon·lri: 9·9 PAur~ DOOK~ Bob Abrams will perform sat : 9-6 hi. netly . perlonat •• nlce lor ,he discriminating reade, frontier.

SPECIAL PRICE to all STUDENTS . e draa ..Q ... $2.00 for each performance ~ 0 Ur'.) .... ,.".. TICKETS: N ~ .... Gen~ral public $4.50 bOt W'U' Faculty/Staff $3.50 Students 2.00 c: e ~J ::s Ao Tickets at Edison Theatre Box Office 00 . Monday-Friday 9AM-4PM 0 0 -... 0.. mfo 863-3160 or 863-0100 ext .4113 ...~ ~ Washington University, Box 1119, St. Louis, Missouri 63130 U:c c: ~ u ..Jraa ...>. .-...en ~~ >~ .-c: f- . ~ ::s ~ ZO .,Q... ~(J ... , , . Pilge 14 Febnauy 4,1977 tJMsL CURRENT Who will be the next murder victim?

Mary Bagley lengthy London run, the ending Christie is at her best in her skillful direction of Dick Sasso, performance. Everything he says has never been revealed by character selection, for some "The Mousetrap" comes alive seems to have a double mean· The bizarre and spine· tingling audiences, so skillful is Chris­ lead double lives and are not with tense and furtive actions as ing. plot of "The Mousetrap" en· tie's handling of the plot. what they appear to be. the plot unfolds. trapped and mystified the Plan· James Paul, who portrays tation Dinner Theatre audience Complete with a thundering Mrs. Boyle, played by Joan The play had a few weak Major Metcalf, is a Drama as if they, too, were inv.olved storm and mysterious back­ Hanson, gave a convincing per­ moments because of the acoust­ Instructor at Nerinx High School with the murders of Monkswell ground music, "The Mouse­ formance as an innocent woman ics. Actors answered the door and is unable to shed this Manor. Agatha Christie's dia· trap" lacked none of the props and she, too, soon finds herself before the doorbell rang, a radio image. It is hard to picture him bolical play will run through for setting the scene for a , as one of the victims of the delayed going off when turned as a worldly major with a Feb. 26. spooky and thrilling eveniJ1g. mousetrap. off, but these timing mistakes fascinating but sketchy past. did not detract from the play's "The Mousetrap," originally a Maryann M. Nagel and James James Anthony, who plays credibility. Detective Sergeant Trotter, short story, involves a young Anthony were excellent as Molly Christopher Wren, hammed it "The Mousetrap" has several portrayed by John Patrick Sun­ couple trying to establish a and Giles Ralston who take in up considerably but brought intense moments in which tim­ dine, is so trustworthy and dedi­ boarding house. A violent snow· somewhat strange guests the some amusing moments to the ing was essential. The actors cated, that one cannot help be· storm is an integral part df the night of the murder. Mr. Para­ playas a neurotic, gay architect brought these off fairly well and Iieve that he will find the mur· story, isolating the guests and vicini, the unexpected mysteri­ with a passion for macabre nur­ the audience found themselves derer. their hosts from police assist· ous foreigner, asks to spend the sery rhymes. gripping their chairs. Lights The nursery rhyme "Three ance and heightening everyone's night; Miss Casewell, a de­ went out, thunder boomed, eerie Blind Mice" is repeated at the nervous tension. manding spinster with an unu­ Miss Casewell, portrayed by music emerged from the radio time of two murders and adds to sual background; Major Metcalf, A clue for fans of Christie's Joan Maniscalo, takes on the and a masked man suddenly the suspense. There is one more many mystery novels - the the retired army major; Chris­ role as an inconsiderate, cruel, appeared at the window. , victim, but only one murderer at beloved Hercule Poirot is pres· topher Wren, a neurotic young and mannish spinster. She is Monkswell Manor. The trap lies ent in disguise, and the mur­ architect; and Mrs. Boyle, an excellent, instilling dislike and Every character emanates a in wait for an unsuspecting derer is the last person one arrogant world traveler, all be­ suspicion from the beginning. mysterious aura, especially Mr. mouse to spring it. Who is the would suspect. In fact, it is said come suspects of the young Paravicini, played by Richard murderer and who the next Under the experienced and that in "The Mousetrap's" police sargeant. Consentino, who gives a chilling victim at Monkswell Manor? Photographs 0/Mars evoke wonder Thomas Taschlnger its base, is three time higher transmitted classic panoramas of The two crafts have provided than Mount Everest. It is be­ Mars' rocky, desert-like terrain more scientific information abolJt For centuries astronomers lieved to be so huge because the that caused one scientist to Mars in a few months than we were at a loss to explain five ab~sence of tectonic plate activity remark, "I almost expected to knew after 300 years of obser­ stars which had no fixed position on Mars allows volcanoes to grow see camels." v~tion from Earth and nearly 20 in the universe. Unlike the other and grow without ever being The Viking Mission has also years of space satellite study. stellar objects, these bodies disrupted by shifting land Increased our knowledge of the Most of the photographs are seemed to "wander" across the masses. two Martian moons, Phobos and in color and a few high-altitude sky on a huge arc. Around the '. No less breathtaking is Valles Deimost. These potato-shaped shots taken by the Viking Or­ 17th century, it was discovered Marineris, the deepest canyons obiects are now believed to be biters are included in the disp­ that these "wanderers" were known in our solar system. As asteroid fragments snared from play. Informative captions of not stars. but planets similar tOI much as 240 kilometers wide the void of deep space eons ago varying length tell the story of Earth. - and 6.4 kilometers deep, Valles by Mars' gravitational pull. the Viking Mission and point out The high-altitude photographs I the significance of each photo­ also revealed mysterious lateral graph. scars along the surface of Phobos The display will be at the that could have been gouged by Planetarium • a disintegrated comet head ea s passing through the moon's or­ • Unbelievable combination of Films • bit. Even after numerous manned r;ii__ 11 _ PLUS landings on our moon, the q C".)efi O O)lrtHIV Through the courtesy of the Marineris makes the Grand •. .. ~.:tor d inory tl''''' • Viking Mission still represents I • • ,t and National Aeronautics and Space Canyon- 29 kilometers by .6 • an awsome technological NY IIMfS Administration, we can now kilometers- look like a drainage • achievement. It must be remem­ MAli ~HO : view excellent surface and high­ al5 aitch in comparison. bered that the photographs on • altitude photographs of the Even "ordinary" photographs . PAlAU: fourth "wanderer" from the display, clearer than the image ,ML ,.. become memorable due to the on a television screen, were .. Grecverr : .sun, Mars. thin Martian atmosphere and transmitted from up to 384 & ~ , The McDonnell Planetarium FRl Sat burnt-orange surface hue. One million kilometers away. ~~ ' : currently has on exhibit a col· of the most beautiful scenes in The Viking craft had a pre­ Student DlSCODDt Free Coffee • lection of 35 pbotographs taken the collection is a surreal, com­ programmed landing formula by the ' Viking I and II landers. puterized photograph of a sunset and essentially landed them­ The spacecraft, which landed on as viewed form Viking II in selves, since it takes about 22 Mars last July 20 and Sept. 3, Utopia Planitia. . minutes for a radio signal from mOSH IKO have beamed back to Earth a On the other side of the planet, Mars to reach Earth. wealth of data and dozens of at Chryse Planitia, Viking I has startling photographs. DRN CE WORKSHOPS The collection at the planet­ arium represents some of the most dramatic views of the red SRTURDRY, FEBRURRY 5 planet, photographs so awe­ J.C.C.A Cnrlyn H. Wohl Building inspiring that they sometimes challenge belief. 8:00 p.m. 11001 Schuetz Rond For example, even from a distance of 8,000 kilometers, a giant volcano called Olympus Mons clearly looms above the Martian plain, its peak in eerie splendor hundreds of meters above the clouds .• III • Olympus Mons, 24 kilometers high and 540 kilometers wide at Hillel Foundotlon 6300 Forsyth Blvd. 10:30-12:30 o.m. 2:00-4:00 p.m.

Lo"'" • Insuf"nce Three Workshops EALESTA'r 2.50 non.-student 5.00 non-student Salespeople.Wanted . Full or Part Time French 'Oscar' winner Single Workshop r ';;';;nTirT,n.,.- hinq... LO VE!. 1.50 student 3.00 student Will Train 388·3030 ~ For tickets cnll or come by 726-6177 UMSL CURRENT February 4,1977 Page 15 'The kid from Collinsville' keeps the Rivermen going Last year, in his junior season, ago? Kent Terry he became UMSL's all-time ca­ " No way. I thought he would reer scoring leader. His average be an outstanding player but he Three years ago, a scrawny rose to 28.1 points per game. has far supassed what I ex­ little kid from Collinsville came He has also piled up other pected of him on the college to the UMSL campus- on a UMSL team records: top scorer level," said Smith. scholarship to study and to play in one season (702); highest. As mentioned, Bone grew up basketball and baseball. '. average one season (28.1); most in Collinsville, Illinois, a town He possessed quick reflexes, a points in one game (46); most that is known for its basketball. determination to hustle and a ' freethrows in one game (18). When he was five or six he first. deadly jump shot. A definite In just three years, the kid started playing ball, and like " blue chipper" for Chuck Smith from Collinsville has become every other kid in town he and his still young program. synonymous of what UMSL bas­ looked forward to playing high In his freshman season, he ketball is. The kid 's name is school ball. " Everybody wanted broke into the starting line-up Bobby Bone . . to ~ a K.ahaks ," he said. and averaged 21.5 points a This year, Bone, through Coming from a town that .game. seventeen games, leads the na­ thrived on basketball to a town As a sophomore, he made tion 's Division II schools in that barely knows it existed was All-American and averaged 27.3 scoring. He is averaging 31 a shock. points per game. That was good points a game. ~. Bone chose UMSL over four enough to make him the second Did Chuck Smith expect Bone other schools, which included St. leading scorer in the nation for to turn out the way he did when Louis University, Oral Roberts, Division II schools. he signed him on four years and SIU-Carbondale. He said one main reason he chose UMSL was he wanted to stay close to home. When Bone is on the floor, he JUMPING: Going for another two points, Bobby Bone dodges an is a marked man by the opposi­ opporent. [Sports Dept. Photo] tion, who wiJI try everything to break his concentration. He has, shots a game, which really isn't have to set up," said Bone. on occasion, been hH , punched, that much for someone who Next year, Bone woul~ like to called names and shoved around scores 30 poin ts a game." give pro ball a try. He knows if be players who have guarded Everywhere he has gone this he is going to make it, he will him. year, Bone has received praise need some luck. For the most part, Bone has from visiting coaches and play­ " You need to be on the right remained cool, and this is what ers. " Bone' s the toughest guard team, and get the right break. he believes has made the great­ we've played against this year, " There are ' some super, super est difference in his 'play be­ Indiana State University head good Divi ion I. players that get tween his freshmen and senior coach Bob King. " He could play drafted and they don't make it." years: the ability to stay cool Division I, II, you name it. " "He i a real competitor, said under fire. "I used to be emotional out there on the court, " said Bone. 'He could play Division I, II "I'd get mad and jump up and down. Now I try to keep cool and not say anything to anybody ... you name It.. " and just do what I've got to do. " "In four years you gain a lot This season so far, has been Smith . " He's always fig hting. of experience. You make a lot of rather up and down for the believe if a pro cl ub gave him a mistakes and, in turn, that's (l0-7) Rivermen. Bone believes real good look and saw the kind where you learn." that for the team to win two of player he is, he would make Even though Bone is the most things must happen. They must it. prolific scorrer in UMSL's his­ keep the big men out of foul " I wouldn't discount anything tory, he doesn't think he shoots trouble and they've got to get Bobby could do once he puts his that much. their fast break going. "Our mind to it," said Smith. DRIBBLING: Bobby Bone races down the court for a score, "I average between 21-22 best. offens~ is- when we don;t And the kid keeps on going. hopefully. Basketbali fervor at its peak Reginald F. JOhnSOD staffs. Who will leave his seat country and the caliber of teams the most? The fiery Randy 'Fhe two major basketball UMSL plays isn't up to our Albrecht or the consta~t inferno, standards, so the records aren't teams in the St. Louis area wiJI Mark Benson. fight their traditional rivalry . that important." game Feb. 5, in what promises Head coach Chuck Smith says, Howard Jackson, a forward, . to be a very intense, hard fought "Our primary concern right now put it very simply. " We wanna battle. is Western Illinois, (UMSL's stomp' em. T)lOse people who The Rivermen (10-7), who opponent on Thursday night), think UMSL is better just be­ have won their last two games, but our guys are fired up for cause of their record don't know are awaiting the rematch that Saturday." what they're talking about." will decide who is the king of When asked if UMSL could the hill in terms of St. Louis What does Smith believe the beat St. Louis U.; Bills forward basketball. Even though the Rivermen must do to win? "St. Carl Johnson replied, "No, no, Bills have won the first five Louis U. will be tough on the no,no,no! UMSL can't beat St. meetings between the schools, boards, so we'll have to take Louis U. for a decade or longer Next Jear after I' m gone. It will be eons an UMSL victory on Saturday good percentage shots, because will more than heal the wounds we won't get many second before UMSL ever beats us. The of past defeats. chances or third" tries. I feel we homecourt may be an advantage JOU could be on For now, the Bills remain the have an advantage at the guard but it always is. If we played king, and are cocky to say the position. but we're at a disad­ them at our place we'd beat least. Their record stands at vantage on the inside." them by forty ." a scholarship. (2-13), which is the predominant Johnny Parker, who has never cause for the newly-found opti­ Billikens head coach Randy played against UMSL before or An- Air Force ROTC two-year scholarship pays mism of Rivermen . fans. Albrecht says, "Anything cal.1 even seen 'his counterpart Mark Henrichs of UMSL said, "UMSL your tuition and g~ves you $100 a month al­ can't be rated with us, they lowance. And it picks up the tab for books and lab can't hang in there with the big fees, as well. boys. They better stick to play­ After college, you'll receive a commission in the sports ing small college teams, cause we're too good for them." . Air Force . .. go on to additional, specialized Kevin King, a heavily relied training . . . as you get your start as an Air Force The main rivalry of these happen. UMSL is as good as upon sixth man says, "It'll be a officer. There'll be good pay and responsibility, crosstown comrads involves a ' they were last year at least, and good game with a strong rivalry. and lots of other benefits .. . and a great oppor­ few other sub conflicts: The we're not. If we shoot over S(J' I try not to get up or down for tunity to serve your country. game will feature the match-up per cent it will be hard for anyone game, but if we lose it's of former highschool teammates, UMSL to beat us." going to say a lot. UMSL has It all starts right here - in college - in the Air Rolandis Nash and Howard Even though the Bills have everything to gain and nothing Force ROTC. Look us up ... see what we have to Jackson, both graduates of one of their worst teams in to losE. and we have a lot to offer, and show us what you can offer in return. Vashon. Also in the spotlight recent history, their players are lose. " will be Mike McCormack and very confident in an easy victory Billiken coach Randy Albrect Kevin King, who went to CBC, for themselves. motioned to a group of reporters along with Lamont Shannon and BiJI Moulder, a starting BiJli­ and said, " Some of the papers Bill Moulder from University ken guard said, "It's lln impor­ say UMSL is the best team in City and Kirkwood. tant game but we are the town, so if that' s true, we have lirF_eROTC Then there are the ups and superior team. We play one of everything to gain and nothing the downs of the two coaching the toughest schedules in the to lose. " . Page 16 Febl1UU'}' 4, 1977 UMSL CURRENT Swimmers lose two in 'Best showing ever' Bm WUson Several other record-breading performances were achieved The win-loss record of during the competition. Dave UMSL's swim squad fell to 5-5 Barnes stole a long-standing Jan. 30 after the Rivermen 2oo-yeard breastroke record and suffered defeat at the hands of set a new mark at 2:27:4. An St. Louis University, 69-43, and example of the team's devel­ Washington University, 65-48. oping depth is illustrated in the According to coach Monte Strub, 200-yard basckstroke as both it was the aquamen's best Rich Kloeckner and West raced showing ever. to simultaneously break the ex­ "We came within two events isting school. record of 2:25:5. of defeating a team containing West, Tim More, Bill Wilson, all-American swimmers," said and "Fries" again broke the FLYING: Eneen Walsh swimming the Butterfly In a practice for a recent meet. [Current Photo] . Strub, refering to Washington record in the 400 freestyle relay University, "and we even with a 3:34:1 to cap off the Q crowded a couple of SLU schol­ events of the day. arship swimmers out of some "The ,weekly' rearrangement of Wrestlers grab first win points. We did better than we the record board should show expected, and certainly much this team' s improvement," said better than they expected we Strub. Steve Benz practice," said Glison, "but we wrestling budget was raised this could do." Before that, the swimmers can't afford to have more than year ($5500 to $6000)," said GIi­ The tankers opened the meet have two weeks of road trips After going winless in all of one person in each weight son, "we still need another two with a sound win in the 400 ahead of them. This Friday the last year's season, the UMSL class. " , to three thousand dollars to help medley relay. The relay team, Rivermen leave for Chicago for wrestlers have already won two In other words, just as boxers make ends meet." consisting of Rob West, Dave meets against Illinois Institute of of seven matches thus far thi's need sparring partners of the Considering the limited money Basrnes, Conrad Philipp, and Technology, Lake Fort;st Col­ season. same weight class to practice available, however, coach Glison Mitch Fries, shattered both the lege, and U. of Chicago. Their first victory was a sweet with, so do wrestlers. said he had a good recruiting school and the pool records and "This is our biggest road trip one. It was a come-from-behind What this all boils down to year an dis optimistic looking put the new time at 3:58:5. It of the season," said Strub. win over Illinois College, a team according to Glison, is the fact ahead to next year. As heavy­ was this race that set the tempo "We've seen some of their that had defeated the Rivermen that the wrestling program weight Kirk put it, "we are for the meet and ignited best times. There will be some good by only one point last year. needs more money in order to vastly improved from last year times for most of UMSL's competition-and I hope we shall Heading in to the heavyweight compete on a successful intercol­ and next year we're gonna be swimmers throughout the after­ bring back three new wins." match, the Rivermen trailed the legiate level. "Although the nails. " noon. Blueboys 21-20. But heavy­ weight Jim Kirk came through in the clutch as he scored a pin to ice the Rivermen's first tri­ umph in two years. Three days later, the River­ men matmen won another squeeker as they "held" on for a 24-23 win over Washington University. Early pins by UMSL's Paul Kurz at 150 and Curti Reynolds at 134, along with a forfeit received by Bob Borden (142), combined with decisions won by Tom Rothwell (126) and Vince Lo Bosco (158) to give the Rivermen an early lead of 24-2. But Washington University Here's the challenge. You'll need a watch in numerical order. When you've reached battled back to clo e the gap to and a pencil. Start with number 1 in the cen- number 60, check your watch. If it took you 24-18 going into the final heavy­ ter of the ribbon. Then, as quickly as you less than three minutes, you've met the weight match. Thi is where can, cross out every number, one at a time challenge. heavyweight Jim Kirk stepped in to become the unexpected hero. Kirk actually lost a superior. decision to Wash. U.'s Jim . 2 47 Barton. 25-6, but because he avoided a pin. the Rivermen escaped with one point victory. 37 57 16 19 46 Washingto'1 could hjl~e tied the score if Barton had pinned Kirk. Ithough this year' squad is 24 7 51 21 42 4 already more successful than the la t two years combined, head 54 43 12 60 52 31 coach Mike Glison said he is still not completely satisfied with the wrestling program. 39 23 15 1 45 50 'To really have a good wrest­ ling team, you need to have more than one per on in each 22 28 34 53 48 weight class or that they can we wrestle against one another in 49 27 14 59 20 ~.-.-' 30 11 8 29 3 ~i 5 17 • Silversmith • • & • = Leathershop : • $6.00 COupon • When there's a challenge, IPRESENT THIS COUPON TO I quality makes the difference. .SA VE AN ADDITIONAL S6. ONANY PURCHASE • IEXCEEDING S12 CASH We hope you have some fun with the challenge. There's another challenge we'd like to' offer you, too. I. 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