Thursday March 10, 1977 the Cord Weekly Volume 17, Number 19

Alumnus of the Century Shelley and the foundation of the "College Cord"

by Karen Kehn club. weekly. For a year's subscription of After 53 years of active involve- In 1928, Shelley graduated ..with fifteen .issues,, it cost 50 cents; ment in this university, Earle C. ten other students. After his separately, each copy cost 5 cents. Shelley was named Alumnus of the graduation, he headed the French When the first issue was Century by the Alumni Association. Department of Waterloo College for published on Thursday, September His life story shows how worthy he three years. Then he attended the 23, 1926, there were only fifty is of this honour. College of Education in Toronto, students enrolled in Waterloo Shelley was born in 1905 in which enabled him to teach in three College. The first College Cord Bridgeport, Ontario. In 1924, he schools in southern Ontario before contained alumni news, sports, enrolled in an Arts course at his retirement in 1965. vacation news, seminary news, Waterloo College which was then Throughout his career, Shelley poems, jokes, and bits of wisdom. an extension of the University of never lost touch with the university. On the front page, one article Western Ontario. He was a He is presently the oldest active states the"The Freshman rules will reporter, assistant editor, and member on the WLU Alumni be strictly enforced in the coming advertising manager for the College Association. year. Sweaters, canes, smokes, Cord. In his class, he held every Shelley's most enduring contri- moustaches, girls — all these the office, and in his senior year, he bution to Laurier was his involve- new students must give up." was appointed permanent secre- ment in the establishment of The tary. Shelley was expected to College Cord in 1926. The first editorial page explains compile a yearly report of the As a member of the editorial the purpose of The College Cord as activities of the class. staff, Shelley felt The College Cord Shelley and the rest of the staff saw Since he wrote poetry, he was would give practical experience in it. The meaning of the newspaper's involved in the literary paper, "Te newspaper work to the students. name shows that they hoped to Athenaeum" as the First Librarian The newspaper was also a means to achieve. "By means of a 'Cord' we andAthe Vice President. In 1928, inform Waterloo about the func- draw; and by means of the 'College Shelley offered an English poetry tions of Waterloo College as a part Cord' we must draw the interest of prize of $10 for the best original of the University of Western men and women to our school... poem of the year. This contest was Ontario. draw students and faculty into meant to encourage creativity and The College Cord staff consisted closer sympathy...ln it we shall find to foster an interest in Canadian of two members from the senior the record of our common hopes, literature. class, four from the junior class, our common joys, our common Shelley also organized a French four from the sophomore class, and sorrows—it shall be a common club, Cercle Francais, and he was one faculty advisor. 'Cord' of sympathy. 'The College chosen as the first president of the The paper was published bi- Cord' shall be 'a tie that binds.' No new plans for OFS and WLU by Brian Harrison The new student government has offers enough services to justify the lobbying group for students is There is a conservative attitude on upon which a decision will be made come out with a statement cost of joining. important but she is not sure how campus and we do not need any whether to'join or not. Royal does concerning Laurier students in the At the present time, Laurier is powerful or influential OFS really radicalism, in Royal's opinion, plus not expect the issue to go to a Ontario Federation of Students that not a member of the Federation, is, especially since Western has dissatisfaction is not that great referendum unless the Board's vote coincides with policies of past however we receive all the benefits withdrawn its support. here. is very closely split. As for joining administrations. that a membership would give, At one time Western was a big A Board committee, along with Western in their attempt to set up President of WLUSU, Marg except for a vote. The affiliation fee supporter of the Federation and the Commission of University an alternative to OFS, Royal feels Royal, does not feel that it is is $1.50 per student, which in Royal feels that their move should Affairs is investigating what OFS that is deserves consideration but necessary for WLUSU to join OFS. Royal's opinion, is too much money be' investigated and considered stands for and what they do. This she does not want to rush into it She does not think the Federation for the services received. A before Laurier makes a decision. group will report back to the Board, blindly. Survey results refute smoking by Kathy Connor interviewed Vicky Asada, a student was conducted during the weekend The poll was conducted at John Gait health of nearby non-smokers, During NEW on S (National volunteer worker for the Waterloo preceding NEW on S Week in order Mall in Cambridge, Fairview Park 63.8% of the total population of Education Week on Smoking) Interagency Council on Smoking to survey the attitudes of smokers Mall in Kitchener, St. Mary's smokers said yes, and 84.4% of the Week, January 9—15, the Cord and Health. A public opinion poll and non-smokers towards smoking. Hospital, Kitchener-Waterloo Hos- total student population surveyed pital and select classes, at University thought yes. Finally, 42.5% of the of Waterloo and here at Laurier. total smoking population surveyed The results of the poll are as complained of irritation from New Business Manager follows. cigarette smoke; 76.5% of the total For the question on whether or number of students surveyed by Loretta Heimann not smoking should be allowed in all experienced irritation from cigaret- The new face that we have been food stores, 77.9% of the total te smoke. seeing around the campus, and population of smokers said no; Of the 359 students surveyed at U particularly in the Student Union 94.9% of the total student of W and WLU, 19.5% were offices, belongs to John Karr, new population (U of W and WLU smokers, 15.9% were ex-smokers Business Manager of WLUSU. combined) said no, with 94.2% of and 64.6% were non-smokers,, Mr. Karr,-a native of Kitchener, student smokers saying no. graduated from the geography When asked whether or not they course at University of Toronto. He thought the government should ban worked as a bartender as an all cigarette advertising, 43.9% of Tamiae: under undergraduate, and when his the total smoking population said employer bought a hotel, Mr. Karr yes; 57.5% of the total number of new management started work for him. Wanting a students said yes, and 58% of the change in environment, he applied smoking student population said for the position"of WLUSU Business yes. Tamiae Society has elected a new Manager when he heard the The question of whether or not executive. The following positions position was open. smoking is harmful to one's health have been filled as a result of the As Business Manager, his main elicited an affirmative response election that took place in the responsibilities are to handle the from 89% of the total smoking concourse last week. The new money made by the Student Union population. 97.2% of the total President is Mike Hadlow. Ed (eg. Turret and the Games Room), student population thought also Rosdobutko is elected vice-presi- distributing this money and prepar- that it is harmful, and 95.7% of dent. Mike Sweeney will serve as ing budgets. student smokers agreed with that treasurer and Dalton Albrecht as Cunningham While he is still new to the job, view. secretary. Other representatives having been here for only five As to whether or not they felt that elected were Alan Fennell, Marty weeks, he enjoys his work and finds tobacco smoke from smoking Hilliard, Tom Schwartzentruber. is the WLUSU Business Manager. John Karr new Having been at the people here very friendly and persons has a harmful effect on the Job for a month now, he finds the people at Laurier helpful and helpful. friendly. Weekly Thursday March 2 The Cord 10, 1977 fheeref

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Telephone System Thursday The Cord Weekly March 10, 1977 3 Ousted Chevron staff re-take office This week's question by Joyce Thornton WATERLOO(CUP)-Three staff down for a tour that night Feb. 27, any wrongdoing. pics by Jerry Golschesky members from the University of about 8 p.m. A federation executive member Waterloo's student newspaper were Hipner : d the group found was convicted earlier this year for What do you think of Amin's recent actions in Uganda with the evicted from the paper's offices three staffers in the office and two mischief after he threw a rock American^? Feb. 27, but later reoccupied it with of them left when asked to. The through a window of the Free the help of other staff members. third- "put up a fight and was Chevron office, narrowly missing a One of the evictors, student removed from the office," he said. staff member. AL KEEVHART federation president Doug Thompson said that when a proup Thompson met with Free Chev- 2nd -Year Economics Thompson, claimed he received a of abouf 40 Free Chevron suppor- ron representatives Feb. 27 in an think he's a His has "thorough pummelling" during the ters showed up about an hour later effort to resolve the dispute. The I nut. brain been -eoccupation but a Free Chevron to retake the locked office, "seven paper's staff had promised to reply affected by his tertiary >>okesperson said the only person or eight of them gave me a rather by March 3 to an offer of syphallis. I wouldn't have been hurt was a staff member when he thorough pummelling." However., negotiation. Since the Sunday surprised had he refused to let the Americans was dragged from the office by a Thompson said he does not plan to incident however, "It's hard to take go. Had this have group of federation councillors. lay charges. Thompson seriously," Docherty occured, the Americans would have The incident is the latest in the But Free Chevron spokesperson said. gone in to get them eventually. be dispute over control of the paper, Neil Docherty said Feb. 28 there "Thompson is trying to mobilize Amin will probably overthrown which was shut down in September was "Definately no violence when the right wing on campus," he said. or assassinated fairly soon. He isn't Ugandian. by the federation amidst claims the we took the office." "The next timethey come down (to even a Chevron was being taken over by a "We deny (allegations of vio- the office), if there's a lot of people campus political group. lence) categorically," he said. there, I don't know what's going to Since then, the paper's office has Docherty said the Free Chevron happen." been occupied around the clock by staffer dragged from the office was Roberts and other federation former Chevron staffers and sup- not seriously injured, suffering only executive members shut the Chev- CHERYL DAVIDSON porters who publish the weekly abrasions on his arm. ron down in September after they Ist Year Business Free Chevron. Doe', rty, Free Chevron editor claimed it was being taken over by a Former federation president Lain Hannant, and former staffer campus political group, the Anti- Basically what happened was Shane Roberts, who instigated the Henry Hess were ordered Feb. 28 Imperialist Alliance, which is Amin is a dictator, is power- paper's shutdown was thrown out of by an Ontario judge to post a $200 associated with the Communist hungry, and seeing the Americans office in December by student bond and keep the peace after Party ofCanada (Marxist-Leninist). as a threat to his power he wouldn't petitions and the federation's Roberts successfully pressed as- Both Docherty and Hannant are let them leave Uganda. He was subsequent attempt to evict the sault charges against the trio. The supporters of the CPC (M-L). trying to prove he was not the fool staff by legal means was quashed charges arose from an incident last Free Chevron 'Staffers h,ave he was made out to be at Entibbe, by the Ontario Supreme Court year in which Roberts tried to adamantly refused any offer .to for example in the American movie. recently. remove a typewriter from the investigate the situation until two Someone will probably get rid of paper's office. fired paid members ofthe Chevron him soon. Although ordered to post the are rehired with backpay and the Federation Vice-president Ron bond, the Free Chevron staffers paper reinstated to its original rick Rrrz Hipfner admitted Feb. 28 that some were not convicted by the court of status. Ist Year Business federation members were planning a on the occupif d office "raid" On Tuesday he said that he would March 1, using force if necessary, y let theAmericans out, and that they to but decided instead take action were free to come and go as they 27. Feb. wished. Probably the entire episode was arranged to try and get rid of "We decide,l we'd have to use X I the Americans by scare tactics. force in the near future to get them They will all probably leave Uganda out of the office," Hipnen said. now for fear of it happening again. "We had planned the raid for the Amin is afraid of the economic Tuesday (students') general mee- power of the Americans. I think the ting. Then 12 of us decided to go Americans handled the situation well, by showing him they were, willing to act to protect their people. I somehow doubt that you'll see Amin fan clubs springing up all Philosophy over the country as a result of his actions. circle JANICE STRAUS Ist Year Hon. Business

by Karen Kehn Amin is sick. He probably didn't even know why he was keeping the At the beginning ofFebruary, the Americans in Uganda. The Ameri- Philosophy Circle held its first can government should protect meeting. The president of the x their citizens in foreign countries, group, Ed .Toombs, said the WE'LL HELP YOU FIND A DIAMOND STYLE - but I suppose its hard to deal with a organization provides an outlet for TO COMPLEMENT YOUR LIFE STYLE sick person. Uganda should revolt discussion of philosophy outside of against him. He should be class time. Papers will be read by Live your life with style. And choose a overthrown. He's not doing anyone members, at each meeting, and diamond your life style can live with. any good except himself. ideas will be discussed on the swinging modern setting. Or a time-tested A And me... subjects. traditional type. We'll help you choose Amin acted the way any sensible, intelligent lunatic could have been Toombs feels that the big project burning the right ring. A clear diamond, with expected to act. He tells the Americans in Uganda that they must stay of the group will be a student-run To true dancing fires. A glorious ring. ring there, and come to a conference at Entibbe. -Then he tells them what journal, to which students can with your way of life. nice are can come and go as they please. He people they and that they submit articles. hopes to get alienating in Uganda, I can't see of Aside from the U.S. and Americans articles from students other what he is trying to achieve. I would prescribe a nice quiet padded cell universities. jffljffl 30 KING W. for Amin, and suggest that someone else run the country. By next year, Toombs hopes the gy|U£l KITCHENER group will be able to apply for Small Clubs status in WLUSU. All students interested in philo- ~ sophy are welcome to get involved. Notices for meetings will be found z a ci sro ah on the philosophy bulletin board SKI RESORT beside the Admissions Office. 600'VEFTTCAL 3CHAIRLIFTS j ■& X 1 T-BAR / 1 ROPE TOW / X 12 miles of WANTED 1 X-COUNTRY Books, Records, Mag- Qnor;a/ Of, iHont Doteo $4 00 (Weekdays) All Day Ski Pass azines for K-W Univer- special student nates $8 -00 (Weekends) Witn Student ~D APPLIES MARCH BREAK . Part sity Women's 13th An- WEEKDAY RATE DURING THE nual Bookjiale. Talisman is just off Highway 10 in the Beaver Valley by STUDENT GROUP RATES pic Call 578-1529 also available on day skiing and mid week accommodation. 886-2314 For more information Write or Call: Talisman Resort, Due to Innumerable [actually five] requests for 'the cow'—here Kimberley. Ont. NOC IGO 885-4027 416 364-0061 519 599-2500 she is—live and In black and white! The Cord Weekly Thursday, March 10, 1977 4 Editor Jim Fischer published by Student Manchee The Cord Weekly is Sports Editor Al of Wilfrid Laurier University. THE MacDonald Publications Entertainment Ross Editorial opinions are independent of the Production Manager Carol Mcintosh University, WLUSU and Student Publica- CORD Photo Technicians ...... Jerry Golschesky tions. The Cord reserves the right to edit Mark Beattie all articles and letters submitted to it. The Ad Manager Garry Russell Cord is a member of the Canadian Univer- WEEKLY Phone 884-2990 or 884-2991 sity Press co-operative. comment

Along with new administrations come new policies. Right? Not necessarily. When students went to the polls in February to elect themselves a new student government, they had no issues, save the proxy question, upon which to decide who their favourite candidate was. Since no platforms of any kind emerged out of the campaign, we should not be surprised that the new elected council has proposed no great changes. But onecannot expect to see the introduction of any great schemes, since the council has been occupied so far with problems left over by the last administration, in the guise of the Uncle Wilfs dispute. At this point, it is not surprising that the new administration has continued the policy toward the Ontario Federation of Students as maintained by their predecessors. WLUSU has always had somewhat of a non-stand in OFS. Rather than putting the question of membership before the students in the form of a referendum, the student union has opted for a quasi-membership that allows us to look on as an interested observer, but does not give us a vote in OFS concerns. While the policy thus far has been a good one, in that it has not committed the students to OFS activities that are generally frowned upon by many student leaders at WLU, the time has come when the stand-offish policy should be reassessed. So, what are the alternatives, you say? The most obvious alternatives would be to either forget about OFS altogether, or to hold a referendum, letting students decide whether to jump in or jump out of the federation. The first choice would be a bad one. In following such a course of action, our student union executive would be deciding that Laurier students are not concerned with student activity or student interests outside the narrow confines of University Avenue and Bricker Street. Such a decision would lead to further retreat from the outside world that past student governments have opted for, proven by their non-action. Talk about non-involvement and apathy. The second alternative might end with the same conclusion as the first. But, by holding a referendum, students themselves would have made the decision, and thus the decision would be final. On the other hand, there is a slim chance that WLU would opt for membership in the left-wing organization that claims to speak for students throughout the province. Should this occur, we would be in for a continuing debate with the federation that has to see everything from a perspective that is way out in left field. IT'S YOUR MOVE So, no matter what we choose, we seem to come out no better. Unwarranted conclusion. There is one more alternative. This student government sat outside the OFS for some time alone as, one by one, all other universities in the province joined. Last year, there was a reversal in the trend when the University of Western Ontario opted out of the organization. letters Immediately after, there was talk of forming an alternative to OFS, one that would speak on behalf of students throughoutTiie province, but would do so rationally, rather than with an irrational rhetoric that Queen's Park just laughs at anyway. Such Business Council My question as an arts student, available and that an annual report hopes seem to have been scuttled for a while. This school, which and a friend of a candidate in the was not. could have jumped at the chance to finally get involved, showed Election election is where do the unfair Is it a lack of ambition or a definite lack of interest. Yes, this is another letter in the election practices end? Is this just a ignorance of the law? If it was But it's never too late. While most universities throughout endless stream of complaints about little WLU-gate? ignorance of the law, why was this Ontario are OFS members, many are having second thoughts electioneering practices at W.L.U. Surely, the Business Council will item included on the agenda for the about that membership that costs them $1.50 a student, and My concern lies not with the rectify the situation in the future. general meeting, that is, election where rewards are not numerous enough. When OFS protests question of proxy voting (a For the present, I guess that the day? I suppose it was easier to against tuition fee increases, who really listens? whipping horse, already suffering candidates can just.chalk one up to ignore the agenda than to prepare WLUSU is in an excellent position to talk with other student from over-kill) nor with questions of experience! an annual report. governments about thereconstruction of student organization in campaign promises, but rather with David G. Wentzell [concerned] We, the students of this school, the province. If our new executive does not like the the whole procedure of the recent, Michael Brajac [candidate] are members of this corporation. "radicalism" that goes against the WLU conservative frame Thursday, March 3, Business We became members when we paid of mind, then it should look at the alternatives. Council election. our student fees. I think we deserve Once the business from the past is cleared up, our new A side note to first year business SAC report and have the right to see how our executive would do well to get on with some new policies that students: The universal clamour for money is being spent or used. I are in the best interests of the students, decide issues that have greater representation and increa- On April 16, 1975 the then, think we should demand an annual been considered'from afar for too long, and put Laurier back in sed influence in decision-making is Student's Administrative Council report. It is about time we exercised the forum with all other campuses. not enhanced by a voter turnout of (SAC) became a corporation with our legal rights. It would appear we have nothing to lose. 20% (approximately 80 out of 400 many legal rights and obligations. Raylene Ross People get nowhere sitting on a fence. Ist year business student voted.). As a corporation we have fallen Jim Fischer, editor Now for the crux of the matter. The short of at least one of our Business Council, it appears, did obligations. not draft a set of comprehensive I find it a little ironic that the guidelines for the candidates to Stuent Union of Wilfrid Laurier Grand merci Thank You...! follow regarding verbal campaign- University, with such a respected ing on the day of the poll. This Business faculty, could overlook I would just like to thank The Weekly would like to thank the many people who Cord opens the door to numerous other something as important as an everyone who participated in the much to this week's issue. Debbie Slatterie can be contributed so problematic practices. It is also a annual report. Cafe Francais. Grace a vous c'etait for on production. Fiona Munro and thanked once again her help matter of votes because of a By law, a corporation without un succes fou. Special be for typing prowesses; Kathy thanks go to carol adams must thanked their prolonged presence in the polling share capital, is required at their all the volunteers, in and to Michael Connor for her patience her production lesson; Bruce area. A disqualification of this annual meeting to present an Manson and Mark Beattie, Deb S. and Fiona M. for the Co. and to Barb Cunningham, candidate~would obviously entail a annual report consisting of a least a Heinemann, my accomplice. She's stages in the darkroom. Dave McFadden and Rick developing re-election with consequent expen- financial statement. Along with the the lady who whipped twelve Campbell—thanks for the 'cheeriness' you bring to the up ditures of time and money. Such an annual report an auditor's report is quiches and enough crepe batter to newsroom. See y'all next week! action is unlikely to be taken by the required. It seems strange to me feed the starving masses. powers that be. that the audior's report was Carla van den Kleij The Cord Thursday March 10, 1977 Weekly 5 Political Poke Trudeau is all talk exceptional. (The Air-traffic Controllers dispute while threatening its independence Because of this, American However, words alone cannot and being the latest one) that strong from Canada. Trudeau's dreams of investment is on the decline, during have not solved the deep economic, anti-English, anti-French feelings the past have turned into a a time when this form of investment social, and political problems that still exist. nightmare of the present. More- is crucial for an economic recovery. exist in this country. Performance, Before 1968, Trudeau talked of a over, we are hearing of illegal Businessmen are skeptical, and say by implementation of effective strong centralist government to business practices such as kick- that the poor shape of the economy policies, must follow words, to solve create more vitality and unity in backs, bribes, and secret agents has led to overall consumer any problem. Canada. Because of his unwilling- being used by crown corporations uncertainty. Bankers are pessimis- There is no uncertainty that Mr. ness to give up any powers to the named Polysar, and Atomic Energy tic, because of Price and Weage Trudeau has an excellent command of Canada. Furthermore, the Controls. Moreover, the worst news of both the. English and French government has been involved in comes from the economists. Some languages. This superior proficien- scandals such as Sky Shops and The economists have said .that Canada is cy over all of the other politicians Judges Affair. It even has its own following the same foot-steps as seems in a lot of voter's minds to black list. Great Britain did, and if economic by Dan Schmitt mean that Trudeau would make the However, without exception, Mr. policy does not change quickly, we best Prime Minister. The results of Trudeau's performance of efficien- will end up being another England. According to the latest Gallup the next Gallup poll will show us tly running this country 's economy poll, Prime Minister Trudeau, is that. is by far the worst area of his now for the first time in over a year, Nevertheless, one only has to tenure. During the last quarter of Clearly, Trudeau has not made ahead of Mr. Clark in popularity. cover his or her ears for a few 1976, the real growth of the GNP his words of 1968, or any other The next' poll will, without a moments, and open his or her eyes, was zero. Not only that, but election year, work. He has merely question, show that Mr. Trudeau is to see the economic, social, and Canada's growth over the past worked his words. even further in advance. This political'track record that Trudeau years has been dragging, while surging ahead, is. no doubt, the holds over the last ten years while Canada has the potential to do Soon, another election will face result of Trudeau's visit to the he has been in office. much better. The unemployment this nation. At this time, every voter United States, where he made a Before the 1968 election, Trudeau rate of 7.5 per cent leaves Canada should take a good hard "look" at speech to a joint session of told of his social policies, by telling provinces, he has created the with the highest number of Mr. Trudeau's past performance. Congress. Later, Trudeau was us of his dream. That dream being present situation where federal- unemployed, since statistics After all, voting gives Canadians a lauded by the American politicians that both English and French provincial relations are poorer, Canada began measuring this chance to implement their own for delivering of the greatest Canadians would live closer toge- thereby producing weakness and economic determinate. Inflation, is words, (something Trudeau has speeches, that they had ever heard. ther for a stronger Canada. Now disunity. In 1967 there was not one still not under control. Meanwhile, been unable to do) while teaching After that, the Canadian media after ten years, Canada has less of representative of the separatist there has been an overall deteriora- him how it should be done at the followed the American opinion, and an identity, with the Bilingualism party sitting in the Quebec tion of the work ethic, and a same time. Unfortunately for soon almost everyone agreed that program being ineffective. In the Legislature. One decade later, the tremendous problem with labour Trudeau, it may be too late for him the words spoken by the PM were meantime, we still receive signs, Parti Quebecois rules the Province, unrest. to learn. Quebec and the British North America Act

Reprint from the Dialogue, a An amendment providing for the -whether a particular measure shall much more than: "Are you in favor Quebec a veto on its tariff policy, or Liberal Party publication. secession of Quebec would mani- go into effect. The judicial of separation, yes or no?" its monetary policy, or its transpor- festly directly affect all the committee of the British Privy If Quebec and Canada succeeded tation policy. by Eugene Forsey provinces. It is therefore highly Council, in 1922, when it was still in negotiating a separation agree- Levesque, on relfection, may not No province has any legal right or unlikely that the Parliament of the final court of appeal for Canada, ment, it might be necessary to be much enamored of giving power to secede from Canada. Canada would pass the necessary ruled that no province has power to submit that agreement to a Canada a veto on Quebec's tariff Secession would require an a- address of both Houses unless all hold a referendum. A plebiscite plebiscite or plebiscites. People policy, Quebec's monetary policy, mendment to the British North the provinces consented (though it asks the voters for their opinion on a who might vote "yes" to the Quebec's transportation policy. America Act. is possible that if only one small particular subject. question, "are you in favor of And if he modified his proposal to No such amendment could be province objected, Parliament The government then decides separation?" might not vote "yes" give Canada a majority on the joint passed by the Parliament of Canada would go ahead anyway.) what action it will take in the light of when they saw the terms of the boards, how much would be left of under section 91, head 1, of the The consent of the other the results of the vote. It is not agreement: they might not be Quebec's independence? BNA Act. Any such legislation is provinces would almost certainly bound to take any action. A very willing to pay the price. Altogether, the whole subject excluded from the powers of not be unconditional. The amend- small majority, especially if there The terms of any separation bristles with difficulties which do Parliament by the exceptions in that ment would have to include were a small turnout of voters, agreement might constitute a stiff not appear at first glance. It cannot head. Secession would, therefore, provisions protecting what the other might cause it to stay its hand and price. Canada and the Atlantic be reduced to a French-Canadian require an Act of the British provinces considered their essential take no action. provinces might insist on a corridor version of the old spiritual, with Parliament. interests. Premier Rene Levesque proposes across Quebec for communications Quebecers singing: Parliament in Britain would Parliament would therefore not to hold a plebiscite, probably in between those provinces and the certainly pass any such amendment pass any address for the amend- 1978. It it produces a clear majority central and western provinces. Go down, Rene/Way down in asked for by the Parliament of ment except after negotiations for separation, presumably he will Canada, and Ontario, might insist Canada land, Tell old Trudeau/ To Canada. It would certainly not pass between the government of Canada ask the government of Canada to on stringent safeguards for the St. let our people go, any such amendment except at the and the government of Quebec, negotiate on the terms of separa- Lawerence Seaway. The division of request of the Parliament of negotiations in which the govern- tion. the national debt and the national with the rest of us joining in some Canada. Since 1871, all amend- ments of the other provinces would The federal government might assets might be a stumbling black sort of chorus, let alone in the ments to the BNA Act passed by the almost certainly insist on a least decline to negotiate until it had for one side or the other. Ahllelujah chorus that some besot- British Parliament have been being consulted. submitted the question to the There might well be others. ted English-Canadian separatists requested by both Houses of No government in Canada is people of Canada in a general Levesque has said he wants might like to sing. Parliament of Canada. likely to enter into such negotiations election, in which it would "association" with Canada, with Since 1930, every such amend- unless it is unmistakably clear that presumably set before the elector- control of monetary policy ment directly affecting the provin- majority of the population ofQuebec ate the terms on which it was and transcontinental transportation Senator Forsey is one of Canada's ces has been requested by the wants to have the province secede prepared to settle. A national vested in joint boards with, as I leading authorities on the constitu- Parliament of Canada only after the The only way to be sure of this is plebiscite would not be suitable for understand it, half the members tion. This article originally appear- unanimous consent of the provinces a plebiscite. A referendum, proper- this purpose, since it would be from Quebec, half from Canada". ed in the Financial Post, December affected. ly so called, actually decides virtually impossible to ask anything Canada is unlikely to agree to give 4, 1976.

cont'd from page 10 telephone call is pretty well up to satisfied the statement was made THE LAW: Police, lawyers, and choosing, but that's often the Way it by the granting or a pardon. The the police. There is no law requiring voluntarily. judges each have a particular job to happens. It is said to be more pardon must be applied for by the it. do. One of the jobs of the police is to convenient for the police to take person with a record. In breathalyzer cases, there are 22. MISTAKE: Every person from investigate possible crimes and to suspects and witnesses to a police court decisions which have estab- whom .the police wish to take a lay charges. Though they are station for questioning. Of course Police Powers lished that a person can call a statement must be given the entitled to their own opinions, the there is a psychological advantage and Procedures lawyer for advice before blowing "police warning" or "caution": job of the police is not to decide in having a person in one's own into the machine. But a request to "You do not have to make a whether people are guilty ( that's territory. 19.MISTAKE: When the police say make the call must be made to the statement, but anything you say the judge's job) or to adivse people "You'll have to come with me" police by the person. If the call is may be taken down in writing and whether to plead guilty (that's the there is no choice about going. not then allowed, the person has a used at your trial". lawyer's job). 25. The have the THE LAWsays, in effect that the lawful excuse for refusing the test. THE LAW: There is no law in In our criminal law, a person is MISTAKE: Police cannot insist on a person going But if the call is requested and Canada requiring that the caution presumed innocent until proven right to refuse to allow a person to police after they them unless the person is refused and the test then taken, the be given but courts have often said guilty. The laying of a charge by the consult his lawyer until with have questioning arrest, the person has the results can be used in court. it is preferable that the warning be police is not, by itself, proof of guilt. finished him. under THE LAW: A person has a legal right to be told that he or she is 21. MISTAKE: Statements made to given to help make sure any The question of guilt or innocence is right to the assistance and advice of under arrest and (where the reason the police cannot be used in court statement given to the police is 1for the courts to decide. isn't obvious) the reason why. unless the statements are written voluntary. counsel at the earliest possible down and signed. 24. MISTAKE: All questioning opportunity. If the police refuse to his MISTAKE: Every person THE LAW: Any statement made to 23. MISTAKE: If people are done by the police must be done at allow the person to speak to 20. lawyer, person is entitled to arrested by the police is entitled to the police whether spoken or accused by the police or charged police headquarters. that call. written down and whether with breaking the law, the people THE LAW: There is no law refuse to say anything at all until he one telephone — been afforded the oppportunity LAW: Whether or not aperson signed or not may be used in must be guilty. Innocent people are requiring the police to do all has THE — of speaking with a lawyer. in police custody is allowed a court at a later time, if the judge is not charged. questioning at a place of their The Cord Weekly Thursday March 10, 1977 6

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When you're drinking tequila, Sauza's the only shot LIVERPOOL that counts. That's why more and more people are asking for it by name. TEQUILA SAUZA B —Advance Tickets — on Sale at the Turret Entrance —TUESDAY, MARCH 15that 10:00a.m. W.L.U. Members $2.50 kmmnSd Guest Accompanied by Members $3.00 Number One in Mexico, ™gg- Limit 4 tickets per person Number One in Canada. ipJl^ „ ■ — Thursday March 10, 1977 The Cord Weekly 7 Lan Dantzer: Commissioner Ted Paling Leigh Cassidy The Commission ReportsJimArnold Bill Stonemean The Commission of University involved. If a student is uncertain invited to sign a written Affairs shall be the body represent- whether a course of action might statement on the matter. If ing the interests of the members of constitute plagiarism or cheating, practicable, the questioning of the Corporation by promoting a he should consult the instructors the student should take place in quality environment within the involved in advance. the presence of a third person University Community. Beautifully who should also prepare a esoteric; but what is a quality Penalties for Plagiarism and Cheat- signed statement on the matter. environment? A quality environ- ing ment is one in which students, Penalties are levied in relation to d. The proctor who initially observ- faculty and administrators work the degree ofinfracture of academic ed the incident shall also together in a deferential manner to honesty, and range from requiring prepare a written and signed the end of an academic community. the student to re-do the piece of statement which shall be wit- A community that is dedicated to work, through failure of that piece nessed by the CPO or by a the preservation, transmission, and of work, failure in the course, to second proctor. advancement of knowledge for its suspension from the university for a own sake. term or more. c. The examination booklet, paper, To this end the Commission's unauthorized materials and second priority is as follows: Recommendation LI signed statements shall be That the University continue the turned over the the Registrar The Commission shall generally current practice of printing abbre- who shall make them available keep the students of the viated warnings against cheating on for any susequent investigation. University informed of the the covers of final examination activities of the Board - of booklets and posting similar war- f. The Registrar shall inform the Governors, Senate and related nings in the rooms used for writing course instructor, the approp- committees. final examinations. riate Department Chairman and the appropriate Dean of the Thus the creaUon of "The Recommendation 111 incident. Commission Reports." There has That when issuing final examina- always been the need for students tion instructions to Faculty Mem- g. The Dean shall carry out an to be better informed as to the bers, the Deans and/or the investigation which may include running of their University. Our Registrar include a reminder urging interviews with the student and student newspaper has not prov- each Faculty Member to instruct his shall make a report with or ided the means to that end and so class clearly as to what materials without recommendation. to the the Commission of University of may be used in the final President of the University. Affairs has decided to purchase a extra a course(s) he is taking, which ttee itself, we came to the examination. page in the Cord on a regular basis. is not to be included in the conclusion that it is necessary to h. The President, acting on behalf Implicit in this statement is a cumulative GPA, he must do so have comprehensive statements on Appendix A of the Board of Governors of the criticism of the Cord for which they prior to the last day for dropping a what the University means by 1. University, pursuant to the must defendthemselves for this is a course for the term or session. Cheating and Plagiarism. We also STATEMENTS ON PLAGIARISM 8 powers contained in the Wilfrid need which precludes friendships If a student wishes to declare as concluded that it is necessary to AND CHEATING * Laurier University Act, 1973, and sympathies. extra a course(s) at the end of his have precise prodecures in certain shall consider the Dean's report Definitions "The Commission Reports" will academic career, he must present a cases of cheating and plagiarism, and the recommendations, if is print verbatim proposed and petition to the Dean of the Faculty while leaving to the discretion ofthe Plagiarism the unacknowledged any, and shall make a final work of as established documents, reports, concerned at least one month prior instructors involved the handling of presentation of others disposition of the matter. budgets and recommendations of to the final day of examinations of the matter in other circumstances. one's own. To represent such work the University 's various governing his last term/session before gra- Hence the two-part Statement on as self-created is dishonest and i. general description of the Cheating is A bodies and their constituent groups. duation. Plagiarism and Cheating (Defini- academically worthless. incident (omitting the name of using, giving, receiving, or the As well therewill be editorials and Courses declared as "extra" tions and Penalties) and the the the student) should be sent by attempt to use, give, or receive advertisements relating to issues courses are not inclused in the two-part Procedures to be Followed the Dean to the SCES for the and topics of student interest in calculation of the GPA. (During Proctores Final Examina- unauthorized information during an Committee's guidance in refin- or such areas as student represent- tions, and in Situations Other than examination, the presentation of ing its policies on cheating. in more one ation, tenure, .course content, RATIONALE Proctored Final Examinations). a single work than tuition fees, administrative red When the grading system was course without the permission of D. Cheating or Plagiarism in instructors tape, housing, etc. The material is revised in 1971 a rlear statement Recommendation 111 the involved. Situations Other than Proctored If a student is uncertain whether presented for your perusal which regarding the declaration of extra EXAMINATIONS AND STANDING Final Examinations courses was out, and a course of action might consititute will hopefully stimulate active and not spelled COMMITTEE OF SENATE consequently no statement appears plagiarism or cheating, he should constructive criticism and/or sup- To: The Senate of Wilfrid Laurier Cases of cheating and plagiarism in port for University and government in the calendar, as this relates to the consult the instructors involved. situations other than on proctored calculation of the GPA. The University, Meeting on November policy. If you are interested in 29, 1976. final examinations shall be dealt improving the quality of your statement above reflects current with by the instructor and chairman practice and would assist in University this is the place to begin. RECOMMENDATION Penalties for Plagiarism Cheat- of the department either in clarifying the situation. RE ALERT- and here If you're motivated to action then ING STUDENTS TO UNIVERSITY ing accordance with the procedure the Commission is the office to described, or upon-such other basis Recommendation II POLICY RE BREACH OF ACADE- Penalties are levied in relation to contact. We are constantly in need as may be deemed appropriate EXAMINATIONS AND STANDING the ofinfraction of academic student input and representa- MIC HONESTY degree under the circumstances. of COMMITTEE OF SENATE honesty, requiring The Senate Committee on Exa- and range from a. If an instructor that tives! the of suspects To: The Senate of Wilfrid Laurier minations and Standing meeting on the student to re-do piece cheating or plagiarism has failure piece The first "Report contains the University, meeting on November November 10, 1976, decided that in work, through of that occurred, he shall assemble such " in to recommended Senate policy on 29, 1976. order for the new policies on of work, failure the course, materials as he deems pertinent university for a cheating and plagiarism and the Academic Honesty to be effective suspension from the to the incident. or more. proposed student appeal process From: The Senate Committee on students should be familiar with term b. The instructor shall invite the The them. and should you be caught. Examinations and Standing. Hence the SCES makes the 2. student to prepare sign a document was prepared by the RECOMMENDATION RE BREACH following three recommendations to PROCEDURES TO BE FOLLOWED written statement on the matter. Standings Examinations and Com- OF ACADEMIC HONESTY the University Senate: LN CASES OF PLAGIARISM AND c. The instructor shall prepare and mittee of Senate whose chairman is The Examinations and Standing Recommendation I CHEATING sign a written statement on the Dr. T. Miljan. Committee at its meeting on That the Senate policy State- matter. 1. Cheating During Proctored Final Good reading, to the mutual November 1976, decided to ments on Plagiarism and Cheating d. These materials and statements 19th, Examinations benefit of yourself and the a new as reproduced, be published in shall be forwarded to the Dean recommend to Senate here The following procedure shall be University. of University Calendars, in the thru the Department Chairman. comprehensive policy on Breach the in cases cheating during and on the Final followed of c. The Dean shall carry out an Academic Honesty, as in Appendix Student Handbook proctored final examinations: AND STANDING will Examination Schedules posted by investigation which may include EXAMINATIONS A. The recommended policy proctor observes activity existing state- the Registrar's Office. a. If a interviews with the student and COMMITTEE OF SENATE replace the policy which might be interpreted as Laurier shall make a report with or To: The Senate of Wilfrid ment: cheating, he shall inform the University, Meeting on November Plagiarism, or any form of chea- without recommendations to the Statements on Plagiarisms and CPO or another proctor who President of the University. 29, 1976. ting, will result in disciplinary shall observe invol- of Cheating Definitions Penalties for the student f. acting on behalf From: The Senate Committee on action, including the possibility ved. The President, Examinations and Standing. an F grade in the course or Plagiarism and Cheating of the Board of Governors of the University for University, pursuant to the suspension from the b. the CPO has reasonable RECOMMENDATION RE EXTRA more. If powers contained in the Wilfrid one year or Definitions for believing that COURSES on grounds Laurier University Act, 1973, (Passed by the WLU Senate unacknow- is taking he shall The Examinations and Standing 1973) Plagiarism is the cheating place, shall consider the Dean's report November 5, work of take the examination paper and Committee at its meeting on ledged presentation of and the recommendations, if To represent from the student and, if November 10, 1976 decided to RATIONALE others as one's own. booklet any, and shall make a final as self-created is possible, he shall also confiscate recommend to Senate that the As a result of increasing such work disposition of the matter. and academically worth- any unauthorized materials in following statement be approved for confusion in handling breaches of dishonest during less. Cheating is using, giving, the possession of the student. g. A general description of the inclusion in the calendar under the academic honesty the SCES the incident (omitting the name of year 1975-76 esta- receiving, or the attempt to use, Academic Regulations section on the academic student) be sent by the or receive unauthorized c. The CPO shall question the should page 30: blished a sub-committee to study give, for the developing during an examination, student about the incident, and Dean to the SCES the possibilities of information Committee's guidance in refin- Extra Courses in Undergraduate or the presentation of a single work after advising the student that uniform policies and guidelines. ing its policies on cheating and Degree Programs After considerable work in two in more than one course without the he need not make any state- shall be plagiarism. If a student wishes to declare as sub-committees and the full commi- permission of the instructors ment, the student

This page is a paid advertisement by the Commission of University Affairs. Weekly Thursday March 10, 8 The Cord 1977 Dismal job prospects for "the class of '77" by Roy LaBerge Roy Laßerge teaches social advertised tor a ware-house fore- flooded Canadian campuses in the than 225,000 didn't find any work at "BA and B.Sc. graduates have science at Algonquin College, man got replies from seven masters 19605, the universities not only all last summer and hence didn't been getting little attention from Ottawa. He is also a journalist and of business administration. Hospi- absorbed the PhDs graduating in return to classes this fall. Nobody recruiters," he says. "They have no former editor of Canadian Labour. tals from several southern U.S. Canada in that decade but also knows precisely how many students specific marketable skills, and states started successful staff imported large numbers from are unemployed because Statistics wherever they apply they find Canadians have been told they recruiting drives in Ontario where abroad. That was during a period of Canada dropped its annual survey others have been there before will have to lower their expectations hundreds of newly graduated rapid expansion, with enrolments of student summer employment last them." While teaching contracts ifthe economy is to recover from its nurses couldn't find work. One increasing at an average 12 per cent year, as a cost saving measure. had been signed by only about one current sluggish growth rate, and nursing graduate could not even a year, but those increases have While few universities conduct third of bachelor of education the""current labour market is find a job as a ward aid, her slumped in the 19705. There are formal surveys of job prospects or graduates, employment prospects bringing this grim message home to occupation before she entered few avenues of employment forPDs graduates' employment, several appeared "reasonable" for bache- thousands of graduating students in nursing school. Some arts and outside universities. Yon Zur- campus officials have provided The lor of commerce graduates. the "Class of '77." general science graduates found Huehlen found that foreign-owned Labour Gazette with reports on It is estimated that 94,000 jobs, but only after sending out industries were cutting back their their experience with employers The one campus that reports students will graduate from univer- from 150 to 200 resumes and research programs in Canada, and and 1976 graduates. One experi- good prospects for its education sities this year, and another 60,000 following them up with telephone so was the federal government. ence common almost everywhere is graduates is Universite dc Moncton from community colleges and other calls. Some holders of new doctorates that graduates in education, nur- in New Brunswick, largely because have found work teachers post-secondary institutions. One master of science graduate as in high sing, and several other health they are bilingual and there is a Their employment prospects may from Carleton University in Ottawa schools and community colleges— professions are having trouble demand for teachers of French as a be the worst facing any graduating decided to become an apprentice which they regard as "under-utili- finding professional openings be- language. Some of them, class since the 1930's Depression plumber to improve his potential zation of their training." That cause of government spending however, would be accepting and there is little likelihood they earning power. Carleton president, avenue is not a broad one, for two cutbacks in their fields. teaching jobs in Quebec, Ontario will improve in 1 the near future. Michael Oliver, says the graduate's reasons: Community colleges can- W.H. Thomas, branch manager and the Prairieprovinces^ In its midyear economic forecast choice of a career in plumbing does not always meet PhDs salary of the Canada Manpower Centre at the Conference Board in Canada not disturb him. Oliver holds the expectations, and many of the McMaster University, Hamilton, predicted a growthrate of only 5 per view that while universities provide colleges "remained unconvinced Ontario, found a noticeable drop in In its 1976 study of the Canadian cent this year and 4.5 per cent in young Canadian adults with an that 'overtrained' research scien- the number of employers who were labour market, the Economic foresaw continuing undergone on 1977. It a weak opportunity to study, exchange tists have the ideal recruiting campus in recent Council of Canada found that many labour market, with a 1977 ideas with academics, average and perhaps young people enter the market unemployment rate even higher come to a better understanding of "with little appreciation of the its 1976 estimate 7.2 per than of themselves and their society, they world of work" and that part of cent. are not where necessarily places 1 their job dissatisfaction "seems to If the Conference Board is right, people go to prepare themselves to reflect a mismatching of their will third consecutive hold that mean the jobs. educational training and expecta- year of more than 7 per cent That view may be shared by other tions with the realities of the 7.1 jobs unemployment—the rate was academics, but it is not the one held they are offered." per cent in 1975. With about by hundreds of thousands of 200.000 people leaving school to students who enter university to To young who ruler the labour market every year, qualify for employment at above people have been the lowest unemployment rate so average salary levels. These stu- guided by parents, teachers, professors and guidance counsel- ... ,n thr 1970's was 5.4 per cent,in dents will find little consolation in lors their it is 1971.. That followed rates of 5.6 per the findings .of the Technical throughout lives, a cut in 1973,6.3 per cent in 1972, Service Council, a non- profit particularly shocking experience to to seek 6.4 per cent in 1971 and 5.9 per cent personnel consulting and placement have work in the labour in 1970. service that makes quarterly sur- market of the late 19705. They find little in Generally poor employment pros- veys of 1,500 employers from consolation predictions by pects were forcast in the midyear coast-to-coast, all in the private the Economic Council of Canada and Statistics Canada national survey by Manpower sector of the economy. that job Temporary Services of Toronto. Of "The 1976 university graduating opportunities will improve in the 1,318 companies responding, 69 per classes have been hard hit by the 1980s. cent predicted no increase in economic slump," the council employment, 3.3 predicted de- reported. Its midyear survey found On October 14, 1975, when Prime creases and only 21.5 pei* cent job openings for executives, ac- Minister Trudeau announced the foresaw any growth in their labour countants, scientists, and other anti-inflation program, he said he force. professionals down 25 per cent from "Go home, I tell you! The recession it overt" was asking the people of Canada Canada makes no official count of mid-1975. The council attributed • "to accept tough limits on their unemployment—or underemploy- the decrease to slower growth of behaviour so that our economy can ment—of each year's graduating both consumer spending and capital recover, so that we can all be much class, but Statistics Canada, in its expenditures by industry, as well as better off than we would be if we midyear labour force survey, found slow export sales and a decrease in allowed the economy to continue an unemployment rate of 10.2 per hirings by government. along its present destructive cent for labour force members in Prospects for arts and general preparation for their type of years. He attributed this not only to course." the 20 to 24 age category, in which science graduates ranged from education." the current labour market but also most fall. - "indifferent" to "poor", with some On- the job market, Canadian to the fact that many employers are Thousands of - of the "class members of the Despite the lack of official data, of '75" still PhDs also face competition from a hiring business or technological class of '77 have had to accept the there are that job unemployed. many indications similarly qualified, but much graduates of community colleges limits imposed on their generally reported behaviour prospects are poor for the The council that greater number of PhDs produced "and using them in areas where by unemployment or underemploy- expected 32,000 arts and master's graduates in many disci- education by U.S. universities. Yon Zur- previously university graduates ment, and they see little prospect of better for plines, Huehlen -1 graduates, but somewhat including business admini- says Canadian universities were in fact underemployed". any improvement in their status. the approximately 10,000 graduates stration, were also finding job hold several attractions for U.S. At McMaster, as elsewhere, arts, in science, commerce, and business prospects poor, and most universi- graduates: "a two -year tax holiday, health science and social work reprinted from the Excalibur administration. ties reported "poor" or "non- a shorted academic year, rapidly graduates were not doing as well as for Canadian University Press Many of the 2,700 law graduates existent" job prospects for PhD's. improving salary" structures, a engineering, computer science, are running into a tight labour Otherwise, the council says, its different social and political chemistry, commerce and business market, and the 1,600 students current surveys appear to bear out climate, and the possibility of administration graduates. Chemis- BIRTHRIGHT expected to graduate from universi- predictions it made in Mid-1975 in a achieving academic discinction and try graduates were in "average" ties with nursing degrees face 10 year forcast: Good job prospects then returning to the United States demand, and the demand for Pregnancy heed competition in a declining market for business and commerce, che- when the opportunity arose." biochemistry and biology graduates not be a from thousands of community mistry and engineering graduates One result of the anti-inflation was only "fair". Thomas also nflted callamity. college graduates. until the 1980's, when demand program has been cutbacks in "very little for demand" graduates 8Let Roger Worth, a writer for The would decrease sharply. That government spending at all levels— in physics, pure mathematcs and Birthright help you. Financial Post, has quoted a survey found the bachelor or federal, provincial, regional and geology—a decline from other Free Pregnancy tests Canada Manpower official as saying honours bachelor degree to be the municipal—throughout the country, years." are available that 25 per cent of the graduates qualification sought most by indus- aggravating an already bad employ- At Mount Allison University 579-3990 and in Phone from spring convocation still had try, it predicted that master's ment situation. One cutback that Sackville, New Brunswick, E.D. 50 not found by and PhD Church St., Kitchener jobs mid-summer and graduates would have particularly hurt the class of '76 was Boothroyd, manager of the on- another 25 trouble that per cent were finding employment. a reduction to $24 million of the campus Manpower Centre, de- underemployed. The bleak prospect facing many federal summer employment pro- scribed the picture as "probably no "Jobs aren't available even in the PhD's comes as no surprise. Almost gram for students. different from other universities most specialized fields," the a decade ago, at hearings of a In recent years, almost 1.5 across Canada." unidentified official was quoted as special Senate committee on million students have joined the saying. "There are all sorts of cases science policy, it became apparent labour force during their summer where people with master's or that surpluses of PhD's were vacations, hoping to earn money to 'PAPERBACKS?" doctor's degrees are driving cabs, developing in several disciplines. In cover all, or at least part of the CAMPUS There's only one waiting on tables or working as 1971 an Economic Council of following year's education expen- specialist... labourers." Canada economist found job pros- ses. With the federal program cut WORSHIPa Accurate measurements may be pects "uncertain" for PhD's in this year, untold numbers face the PAPERBACK lacking, but newspaper reports their traditional occupations. prospect of not returning to their SERVICE m across the country suggest Canada "There is no possibility that the schools, and their continuing . by ChaplainKooistra PARADE is not tapping the potential ability of 13,800 PhD graduates that can be presence on the labour market may EVERY The student's heaven many graduates. A PhD graduate in expected in the next five years will mean SUNDAY MORNING extra competition for new 11 a.m. Room 373 v history, after applying unsuccess- be absorbed by universities the 32 QUEEN ST. S., in graduates. Humanities Hall, U of W fully for 140 academic positions, traditional manner," wrote Max An NDP Member of Parliament, Theme: Pictures of KITCHENER took a-83-an-hour job as a salesman yon Zur-Huehlen. John Rodriguez, has estimated the that Future (next Walper Hotels in a tobacco store. An employer who In the population boom that 15per cent ofthe students, or more Thursday, March 10, 1977 The Cord Weekly 9 25 misconceptions about the law Winnipeg (CUP) the matters the paper deals with. Legal Aid, the Attorney-General's meanings and that a person asking THE LAW considers crimes to be Legal Aid in Manitoba, prepared This artiqje is intended to be used Department or anyone else involved questions — with the object of against all of society and not just a six page paper on mistakes people as general information or for with the criminal law. proving what that persgn thinks against the individual victims. It is often make about Canada's Crimin- discussion purposes and not as The comments are not as lengthly must be the truth can twist facts usually not a victim's choice as to al Law. The following are some of legal adivce. Anyone with a or detailed as they could be. For and completely confuse— the person whether a charge should be laid or particular legal problem should further information on any of these being questioned. whether a trial should take place. Girl to share partially obtain legal advice from a lawyer. matters, call your lawyer or legal People who are questioned long A victim can influence a furnished 2 bedroom Although these pages have been aid. enough of who are put under particular case: the person may not apartment with same. read and commented on by police, Criminal Law Generally enough pressure, may break down report the crime or may not fully judges, prosecutors and others and confess to most anything — co-operate with the police, etc. But Phone Debbie. involved in the Criminal Justice 1. MISTAKE: In Canada, criminal including (maybe) the truth. once a crime is under police days 578-5440 System, the opinions expressed are offences are clasified as felonies The right to remain silent investigation, it isn't often that the evenings 578-5717 those of only the writer. They are (more serious) and misdemeanors. includes, ofcourse, people who are victim is given the chance to make not necessarily the opinions of THE LAW: Those are terms used in not charged with an offense. In decisions about should be the United States. The words used most situations, a person need not done about it. NEED in Canada are indictable (more talk to the police if the person does serious) offences, and summary not care to. MISTAKE: All people released on CONFIDENTIAL TYPING conviction (less serious) offences. bail must deposit hundreds-or even HELP? Some offences can be indictable or 3. MISTAKE: Criminal law is fifty thouands of dollars at court. Previous office experience. summary conviction, at the choice per cent of all the law. THE LAW: It is true that some LEGAL AID of the Crown. THE LAW: The law is often divided people are required to deposit Medium grade Jbr convenience into Criminal Law money before they are released. 2. MISTAKE: People who choose to and Civil (non-criminal) Law, bilt But most people are released from DEPARTMENT bond: $.50/page remain silent when questioned they are not equal in size! Civil Law jailsimply by signing a promise (the 2nd Floor SUB Top grade bond: $.60/page about a crime, must be guilty of involves dozens of different kinds of legal word is "recognizance") to go something. law like Tax Law, Prison Law, Real back to court when their cases come- Mon.-Fri. 10am-spm THE LAW says that a. person Property Law, Welfare Law, Trans- up.Therecognizance may include a call Colleen 884-1360 578-8536 accused of a crime has the right to portation Law, Juvenile Law and so promise to pay a certain amount of remain silent. This rule was on. money if the person does not go to ■ A developed not to protect the guilty, Criminal law gets more publicity court when he or she is supposed to. but partly to stop abusive question- than the rest of the Law, but it is For example,

7. MISTAKE: All persons charged with an offence have a trial and most trials are jury trials. THE LAW: Television programs and movies create this impression, but it is not an accurate picture of what really happens. Most people charged with criminal offences plead guilty, so that no trial is necessary. (The purpose of a trial is when you're a professional '_ to decide guilt or innocence. If the accused person admits guilt, there Management Hrst;^^^' is no need for a trial.) No more than RIA Accountant. "1 all ■ The Society of Industrial Accountants of Ontario. i ten per cent of accused people Box 176, Hamilton, Ontario LBN 3C3. plead "not guilty" and only a few of jury. In Faculty: Arts Science □ them elect (choose) trial by demand for men and women with...the professional , □ Winnipeg there are only about 30 There is a growing Business n Encineerinaengineering n insights of the RIA Management Accountant. And.no wonder.. v v year. skills and jury trials each economy. Top Decisions are more crucial than ever in today's Mr /Ms Jury trials can be elected management in business and government needs all the help it can get. I (chosen) only in some indictable RlA's are uniquely qualified to play a part. Address (more serious) matters. Jury trials Why? j are not available on all offences. Because our study program goes beyond a thorough study of accounting. City computers and data processing. It also includes such fields as report 8. MISTAKE: All criminal cases writing, organizational behaviour and management processes. So you I must receive publicity in newspap- will be that rarest of all people; a specialist with a broad point of view. I er. you study while working, your career will move ahead faster |_ m-m L There is very little law Because • tuicpiv.cooufi orofessional I THE LAW: from the very start of your RIA program. Even if you have not on the subject of publicity. secondary will probably earn course " I I I graduated, your post studies % \ management However, it is clear that newspap- coupon today ■ WT\ exemptions to shorten your RIA program. Mail this . aCCOlintant ers and other media are able to for more information. I print at least the names of accused - cont'd on page 10 The Cord Weekly Thursday March 10,1977 10 cont'd from page 9 persons at any stage ot a criminal THE LAW: The Fifth Amendment wasn't two years, and the lawyer most (not all) cases separate from and indictable (more serious) matter. is American law, not Canadian. may regard this as the best that thelaw's first concern; is the person criminal offence under the Criminal There is no law that newspapers That law allows a person to refuse could have been done for the client. guilty or innocent of what he or she Code be fingerprinted and photo- must publish any names. The to give evidence which might In judging the skill of a criminal is accused? If the thing was done, graphed. Persons charged with numbers which actually appear in a incriminate himself or herself. lawyer, there is more involved than then the law considers the reasons. summary convictions(less serious) newspaper depends on such things just adding up convictions and For example: a drunk person offences under the Criminal Code or as the space available in the paper In Canada, a witness must answer acquittals. drives his car in order to get under other laws cannot be and the number of reporters at the all questions asked in court. If he or someone to a hospital in an fingerprinted or photographed un- courts. A survey of two Winnipeg she refuses to do so, the judge may 12. MISTAKE: A lawyer is not emergency situation. He may very less they agree to it. newspapers a few years ago showed find the person in "con tempt of necessary if a person knows he or well be found guilty of impaired that about one out of every five court" and order the person put in she is guilty and wants to plead driving (if he were charged in the 18. MISTAKE: The law does not criminal cases were being re- jail — perhaps until _the person guilty. first place) but his reason for doing allow a person to be discriminated ported. decides to answer the question. THE LAW: Everyone is entitled to it might result in a very moderate against because of a criminal record If the person's evidence may consult a lawyer — and everyone sentence. — especially if the record is made 9. MISTAKE: No one thinks of the incriminate him or her, the person should consult a lawyer to be sure of The explanation for breaking a up of minor matters. victim. The accused person has all may ask for the protection of the what the law is, and to find out what law is ususally called a "mitigating THE LAW: There are laws the rights. Canada Evidence Act. That law can happen if he or she pleads circumstance". forbidding discrimination based on THE LAW: It is true that victims says that any person given the guilty or if found guilty after a trial. race, sex, religion and so on. But of crime often are not fully protection of the Act cannot have Lawyers can advise accused per- Criminal Records there is no law forbidding discrim- compensated for their injuries or the evidence used against him or sons of whether they have a ination based on a criminal record. loss: perhaps the injury just cannot her in a later criminal case (except defense, and of what facts about the' 17. MISTAKE: Any person charged For example: a person might not be fully corrected or the criminal is on a charge of perjury). person should be mentioned in with breaking the law is finger- get a job or be able to rent a house not worth sueing because he or she court. printed and photographed. because of his or her criminal has nothing or restitution of Lawyers and Legal Advice THE LAW: The identification of record. damaged property isn't possible. 13. MISTAKE: People who feel Criminals Act of Canada says that A criminal record can be erased But victims do have rights. In 11. MISTAKE: You tell how good a guilty often are not allowed by their an person accused (not convicted) of cont'd on page 5 Manitoba, there is a Crime criminal lawyer is solely by the lawyers to plead guilty. Compensation Board to which number of cases he or she wins THE LAW: A lawyer's job is to take victims of crime may apply for and loses. instructions, not to give them. If a compensations as a result of crime. THE LAW: If you think along the person wants to plead guilty, it is Victims of crime may sue the lines of most television programs his or her privilege to do so and persons who causes them injury or and you define a "win" only by a to instruct the lawyer that way.— If loss. All victims should obtain legal "not guilty" decision, then you the lawyer is unable to accept the advice about this and other possible won't find any criminal lawyers who instructions of if the client is not actions they might take. There is are any good! Over ninety percent able to accept the advice of the lots of discussion going an now of people accused of a crime end up lawyer, either one of them may about how criminals might be able being convicted, either because decide to end their relationship: the to help their victims or somehow they, plead guilty or because they lawyer may refuse to act or the clent correct what has been done, rather are found guilty after a trial. may seek another lawyer. A to* mlne Q° tt* Cariboo Trait" \| than the law simply putting the A criminal lawyer's job is to People sometimes confuse moral U criminalin jailotmaking him or her represent clients to the best of his guilt with legal guilt. An accused 5 pay a fine. or her abiltiy, given the facts of person may feel guilty about the If GONG SHOW "*TJ each case. More often-than not, the event which resulted in a criminal HI The search is on for contestants 10. MISTAKE: A witness can lawyer is trying to make the best of charge, but the person may not be \M refuse to give evidence in court. A a bad situation. And so, a guilty in law. For example: a person witness can decide which questions conviction for manslaughter may be may feel guilty about having been lif If you've got talent now's your I| he or she will answer. A witness a "v?in" because the original with someone who robbed another If] chance to come out of hiding and I can pleadthe Fifth Amendment. A charge was murder. person. But the law says a person is I'l be yourself on the Gong Show. If witness can refuse to name people Or a client sentenced to one year in not necessarily guilty just because ftI Your next stop could be Hollywood! fll who may have committed a crime. prison may be thankful that it he or she is present when a crime is committed. Monday nights commencing ¥j| One of a lawyer's duties to a J/J client is to exlain the law and Monday, March 14 || sometimes that includes explaining— wlf the difference between moral and W Ist prize $203.49 Jm legal guilt. \| But all contestants will receive a consolation I IDI McMaster University now has a third option for 14. MISTAKE: Judges, police, and I I prize of some sort? ' # students interested in proceeding to a Master of lawyers are "above the law". They If If you feel that you would like to appear, I Jl Business Administration degree: a co-operative can do things that other people I come down and fill out an application. ■HQ option, whereby students alternate four-month , can't do and get away with it. I THE LAW: Everyone is subject n L Imitations, singing, dancing, || periods of study and relevant work experience. A to the law. A person cannot commit a II f instrument playing, comedians M limited applications number of will be accepted for criminal offence like assault or II { or any act worthy or unworthy ?■ the semester beginning in September, 1977. fraud and get away with it just ■ i because of his or her occupation. All judges, police and lawyers are An MBA degree from McMaster could help accountable to other people(like you to achieve your career objectives in the other judges, police and lawyers!) areas of management, administration, and just like everyone else in our education because the McMaster MBA pro- society. gram offers a widerange of optional | courses (that can be selected to your needs) 15.MISTAKE: Being arrested and V t J t MM 1 as well as providing a core of basic know- ledge questioned by the police is such an and skills. Although admission is it is restricted to those who have proven that unpleasent experience that always best and they have the potential and commitment to go to court required to complete a demanding program, plead guilty as soon as possible — graduates in any discipline may be accepted. in order to avoid more unpleasant- ness. THE LAW: For most people it is an Academic standing is not the only entry embarrassing and fearful thing to m 11 criterion but, as a general rule, you can be arrested by the police (especially a I have a reasonable expectation of complet- if it is at one's own home) and it is ing the McMaster MBA program if you often the desire of people who have DI "A lost mine on the Cariboo Trail" l| ! • have maintained at least a second-class been charged with breaking the law | ' standing in the last two years of your to "want to get it over with" as undergraduate program and if you can soon as possible. This feeling is achieve a satisfactory test score in the + understandable, but it is not wise to DISCO LIVE BANDS Graduate Management Test. |r =l| Admission make final decisions in such a state of mind. is GREAT m Applicants for the McMaster MBA whp Every person entitled in law to 1 ENTERTAINMENT II have taken revelant course work may be obtain the advice of a lawyer and it H THIS IS A WINNING COMBINATION I Vwli , I granted advanced standing in our program. is wise to do so as soon as possible if A. If V° u are interested in exploring this a person is charged — or is liable to If T |/7j challenging opportunity further, fill in and be charged. Advice should be 111 I Ivy mail this form. obtained no matter how hopeless the situation may seen to be! PLATTERS'76 Director of send |] j To: Graduate Admissions Please me details 16. MISTAKE: A person should not Faculty of Business about your MBA program plead guilty if there were good McMaster University *Full time reasons why he or she broke the Hamilton, Ontario Part-time law. A sound system so unique LBS 4M4 Co-operative 111 it has to be heard II THE LAW: Again we say that a Name person accused of a crime should Amateur Night every Address obtain the advice of a lawyer. l| Tues. Lawyers often find that people J^H City Province confuse the question of guilt or University Attending innocence with the question of guilt Degree expected When? of sentencing. A person may have M Brtdp* ttrlrtKfl6Jsr excellent reasons for having done - 744-636730 something, but those reasons are in The Thursday March 10, 1977 Cord Weekly 11 ENTERTAINMENT to the yes-image DISC:Closeby Ross MacDonald

Starcastle (listen to True to the light). experienced and often amazing easiest way to describe this album He makes me down to lie. Fountains Herb Schildt's keyboards are percussion work. would be to take each individual Through pastures green, of Light clearly reminiscent of Wakeman Most guitarists seem to be song and say, "Oh, that sounds He leadeth me the silent waters by. Epic and even Tony Kaye, and bassist obsessed with how fast they can Roxy Music", or "No, that sounds With bright knives Gary Stratter, although not as play. Simply being fast isn't good like Be-Bop Deluxe", 0r... he releaseth my soul. The Illinois Band Starcastle is polished as Chris Squire, would be enough for Schon. He takes this Secondly, the number of musi- He maketh me to hang on hooks probably sick and tired of being an admirable replacement. idiom a couple of steps further and cians (7) makes it easy for the group in high places. compared to Yes, But after first Whether Starcastle shakes the theresult is some ofthe fieriest riffs to attempt an assortment of musical He converteth me to lamb cutlets. listening to these six musicians, the Yes shadow, or even wants to, since Buck Dharma's Cities on approaches and as aresult, achieve For 10, he hath great power, resemblance is more than obvious. shouldn't really matter. This band Flames with Rock and Roll and a variety of moods and textures. and great hunger. In fact, I would have to say that this has the poise and musicianship that Page's Good Times, Bad Times. Perhaps the most obvious compa- When cometh the day we lowly ones first release is better than anything are essential for success. Definitely Side two is entirely devoted to .rison would be to Genesis since Through quiet reflection, Yes has done since Close to the a band to watch. hard rock. Hustler features Schon, vocalist/guitarist Philip Judd is a and great dedication, Edge. Dunbar and Rjlle at their best and studied Peter Gabriel and songs Master the art of karate. Starcastle is one of the many is reminiscent of the lengthy such as Stranger Than Fiction have Lo, we shall rise up, bands from the Midwest (others are Joyrney Kohoutek. that familiar mellotron and piano And then we'll make the buggers Kansas, Head East, and R.E.O. Next Schon provides the master duet. eyes water. Speedwagon) which has been Columbia strokes, but Rolle, Dunbar and Robert Gullies, who plays saxa- forced to play the small clubs and Valory lay out the ground rules. phone and trumpet, could easily be colleges as a means of survival. After a disappointing second Rolle's vocals continue to improve mistaken for Andy McKay of Roxy The group was formed in 1972 effort, Journey has struck a and he hasn't lost that deft touch Music. However, this is probably no Is anything sacred anymore? Not and after 3 years of struggle, bullseye with Next, one of the best that was so essential in Santana. coincidence since the album is according to Pink Floyd. Starcastle was signed by Epic albums to be released in recent Dunbar may not be as flashy as the produced by Roxy Music guitarist Their latest album Animals, is Records. In January of 1976, the months. Palmers and the Brufords but I Phil Manzanera who, by the way, about pigs, dogs and sheep. I won't band released its first album, Now Journey is hardly a Would Find You and Next did an excellent job. try to decipher the lyrics, so just let simply called Starcastle and since household name. Comprised of contradict such a remark. In Walking Down a Road, Enz your imagination wander. then, the Yes-image has become a keyboardist Greg Rolle and guitar- Some journeys are slow, tedious even manage to sound like the Lyrics aside, this album is one of permanent fixture. ist Neal Schon (both formerly of affairs. This one takes only 40 Beatles of the Being for the Benefit Floyd On Fountains of Light, producer Santana), drummer Aynsley minutes and I assure you, is well of Mr.Kite era with Edward Rayner Floyd's best, in the same genre as Roy Thomas Baker has done an Dunbar (David Bowie, Frank worth the ride. supplying some rather charming Dark Side of the Moon. excellent job of highlighting Terry Zappa, John Mayall) and Ross 1 piano. One of Pink Floyd's biggest Luttrell's Jiigh-pitched vocals and Valery (Steve Miller), this band is • Split Enz is no doubt a talented assets has been its ability to make some melodic - the simplest technique sound offsetting them with quite popular on the West coast of Split Enz group, but whether people are four part harmonies and elaborate the U.S. but success has been Mental Notes ready to accept their style, remains complex. This album is no instrumentation. limited in this part of the country. Crysalis to be seen. exception. Even the cowbell on Pigs Each musician in Starcastle has Not for long. (three different ones), sounds obviously been doing his Yes From the opening notes of People This album is very enjoyable, for catchy. homework. Luttrell's vocals are Journey establishes the pattern a couple of reasons. Pink Floyd From the acoustic Pigs on the refreshingly similar to Jon Ander- which has become its trademark; First of all, this Australian band Animals Wing [part on] to Pigs on the Wing son's, and guitarists Matt Stewart the slow, mellow intros which build sounds similar to so many other [part two], the album is a totally and Stephen Hagler seem to know into scorching guitar and keyboard groups that it is hard to pinpoint The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not listening experience. A must for Steve Howe's guitarriffs inside out interchanges, backed by Dunbar's any specific format. In fact, the want. any Pink Floyder.

TEE VEE and MEE Ever notice that the phone 555? Apparently there is a vast they can try calling it. Unfortun- favourite has got to be Burt kamikazi expression on his face that numbers given and used on audience of pin heads who just wait ately for them the 555 exchange is a ' Reynolds. Old Burt has slowed up made him the director's choice for his television shows always start with a to hear a phone number on TV so dummy, so their chances of actually some, but in his 1970 series Dan the first Indian to be shot off gettingKojak or Fronzie on the line August, just before he became a horse in countless "B" westerns. / \ are extremely remote. "hot property", Reynolds was Dick Van Dyke plays one of this compelled to do an outrageous best roles in' the Comic. The 1969 After your degree, Have you ajso ever noticed that variety of dives, dodges and prat film reads like a rough draft of Neil 'Ist old cars tend to get wrecked more falls, just to keep the show on its Simon's The Sunshine Boys. than new cars? Gangsters are feet. ABC has been running these Scripted by Carl Reiner, The Comic then what? notorious for driving around in big sporadically to catch the late, late is one of those great bombs at the black Lincolns, yet whenever they crowd, and some of the episodes are boxoffice that is still well worth chase in which justhilarious. Reynolds never walks seeing. Ch. 11, Thursday at is an option get into a high speed York's MBA they are likely to run off the road, around a car when he can dive over midnight. flip and explode, they always it, never uses the door when there's Not to be missed is Thunderball, Business Administration - Arts Administration over manage to ditch the Lincoln and a window handy — or the stairs if the 1965 aquatic spy thriller Public Administration - Joint MBA/LLB steal a cheaper car— say, a 1962 there's an empty elevator shaft starring Scan Connery as 007, Rambler American held together nearby. All of these stunts Burt HMSecret Service's answer to What makes York's MBA different? with scotch tape and body filler. Reynolds performs with the same Esther Williams. Also on 11, Friday flexibility What saddens me most, having • a time passed through the • over 80 elecfives many • diversified study methods parking lot by the AC and there • • outstanding faculty seeing the motley collection of • emphasis onprojects with outside organizations student automobilia, I have come to to be... • interaction with business and government leaders the conclusion that the gangsters • public and private management orientation must be stealing their crashcars • full-time andpart-time study from students. Friday March 11 ment. "What on Earth is to be done One more ever notice: ever notice A Kitchener Rangers the Criminal Offender". We encourage involvement. The result: a solid, respected Faculty. -Jr. Hockey: with that when stars do their own stunts vs. p.m. at Tonight's is Dr. Richard Employers have discovered it. Now it's your opportunity. Study London Knights; 8:00 speaker there are a lot more stunts in the Kitchener Auditorium. Ericson and the topic is "The Role at York. Become part of tomorrow's management team. the show than necessary? It occured to of the Police in Canada." Will take me the other night as a friend and I at 8:00 Office Saturday March 12 place in the Mezzanine p.m. Student Affairs were watching The Train with Burt -Jr. A Hockey: Kitchener Rangers -The Ice Capades opens at the Isag Faculty of Administrative Studies Lancaster (a wonderful movie). Burt vs. Ottawa 67's; 8:00 p.m. at the Kitchener Auditorium for nine \£ his stunt work, to A V_V 1 4700 Keele Street, Downsview, Ontario Lancaster does own Kitchener Auditorium. performances. March 15 20, >JEb& \Tx. and in The Train he was doing a lot weekdays at 8 p.m., Saturday at 11 UNIVERSITY R6 (416)667-2532 M3J2 more leaping, falling, and climbing Monday March 14 a.m., 3:30 p.m. and 8 p.m. and ■ about than did the average real-life -The History Luncheon Series, Sunday at 2 p.m. and 6:30 p.m. I Please send me an information kit on York's MBA Programme. 1 French resistance railroad worker in "Great Personalities in the Western Tickets are 86, $5.50 and $4.50 with I Nazi-occupied France. Tradition", presented by the special discounts for groups, '. The same applies on television. University ofWaterloo, continues at seniors, students and children. Name Graduating Year I Mannix was a truly fine example of noon at the Kitchener Library. -Great Film Classics presents "The • the TV stuntman/star genre. Mike Today Mr. John Stubbs will speak' Big Broadcast" with George Burns was on the back of 7:30 '. Street . • Connors struck on "Virginia Woolf". Luncheon is and Gracie Allen tonight at ; the head when he opened the door available for $.90. p.m. at the Kitchener Library. so often, that I hardly know when he Province I I City '. found the time to drive over cliffs Tuesday March 15 Wednesday March 16 I (always, of course, grabbing for a -Seminar Series sponsored by the -Notice of General Meeting for Grad Programme I bush at the last possible second). Sociology Anthropology depart- Class of'77 at 10a.m. in Room lEI. ' University — , and • a • ~..».■••••••••••••••••••••"•"•""•"*• * ' The Cord Weekly Thursday March 10,1977 12 AWARD NOMINATIONS Radio Laurier Program Schedule 10 ACADEMY March 10 to March 16

Anyone who has walked the hallowed halls of our fine university of late cannot have missed the exciting Radio Laurier T-shirts as they have been proudly displayed by our members. If you have an uncontrollable urge to own one of these classic clothes pieces, then hurry to the Radio Laurier office, second floor of the Student Union Building, and talk to John Delo, Program Director. There are a very limited number of the shirts remaining for general sale. DJ's who ordered specific shirts are asked to pick them up before Friday of this week whereupon the remaining ones will be added to those for general sale.

There are several special programming notes which listeners should be aware of. Radio Laurier will be „ _ shows nightly & 9:25 p.m. ... % ffl 1.. 2 7 presenting a Bob Seger Special on Tuesday, March 15, from 6-7pm. In conjunction with Capitol Records, the \f £t f «•«»»"■*• j Matinee: Saturday & Sunday 1:30& station will conduct a phone-in contest in which participants can win Bob Seger albums! Details of the contest IfaHH W* H (' 11 3:30 p.m. will be announced on Radio Laurier in the coming days. Stay tune to 90.9 FM on the Grand River Cable system for this special presentation. 10 ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATIONS In mid February, Radio Laurier had a visit from Canadian rock performer Ken Tobias. Programming on Radio Laurier in the coming weeks will feature that interview in a music-spoken word presentation. Details of this feature will be explained on Radio Laurier in the coming week.

The department of spoken word programming is pleased to announce that anew, regular interview program involving faculty and personalities ofWilfrid Laurier University will be available to the Radio Laurier audience. The show, Campus Conversation, is produced and hosted by Richard K. Taylor, Public Relations Director for WLU, in conjunction with the Audio-Visual Department. The program is fifteen minutes long and deals with university personalities and their work in an interview format. This program will be aired weekly at 5:15 p.m. Wednesdays. on „ .. » „ „ RadioLaurierTop Ten CT Bruce Cockburn In theFalling Dark-Columbia Monday 1. R«was«i iiwb Umted Artists CT 2.April Wine- Forever For Now-Aquarius 10 " 12 PM Magda Rigo I 3. AlStewart- Yearofthe Cat-GRT 12 -1 PM Greg Reinhardt the 1 -2:3OPM Gord Justy 4. Jethro Tull- Songs From Wood-Chrysalis v l Mt/%4A 2 shows nightly 7 & 9:25 p.m. CT 8. Patsy Gallant- Are You Ready For Love-Attic 6' -8 PM Lisa Matinee Sat. & Sun. 2 p.m. 9. Wings- Wings OverAmerica-Capitol 8 -10 PM Judy Alford CTIO. Ray Materick- Midnight Matinee-WEA Thursday Saturday Tuesday " 8 -10AM Doug Mitchell * 10-12PM Mike Bernas 10-12PM Dave Ross 10-12PM Carmen Spada 12-2 PM Kelley Hussey 12-2 PM Steve Mcintosh 12-2 PM Melissa Dolbeer 2 -4 PM Terry Smith 2-4 PM 2-4 PM Ange Boudle 4-6 PM Tom Thorn /_ AM>\>sSjCT/ PM Pat O'Neill # 4-6 4 -6 PM Don Watson 6 -8 PM Albert Joell,' 6-8 PM Pat Shannon nyDE 6 -8 PM John Delo Kirn Tucker" 8 -10PM Gord Dawson \ JL// 8 -10PM Bob Braiden 8 -10PM Bill Scott 10-12PM Nate Belmont y 10-12AM John Heckbent 10-12AM Ron Walder THE* Friday "2ilVrlS 8 -10AM Breck Hertzberger Wednesday 10-12PM John Steckly 9 -12PM Scott Baird AWT U^ 12-2 PM Wagonne 12-2 PM Mike Lanigan Sunday Chuck COLUMBIA PICTURES P.«e»K /l|\ || | 2-4 PM Dave \ 2 -4 PM > Carla Biacucci 10-2 PM Brian Ruse Kuskoff A TED KOTCHEFF Rl* Jfej V_\ LI I 4 -6 PM Steve Todd 2 -4 PM Bob Wizniuk 4-6 PM Kevin MacDonald A BART/PALEVSKY p,o Art's Recreation - Waterloo Uof W, WLU. Conestoga College w ■ k ■ ■ ■ ■ ,i il ■I B ' I H i—\ -°- hi fI Tnni,»*Mi«o>» H j^^v. H| ■ W B/b B V B7J■ Bi WARNING ' Pluspi 2nd9j Hitw. „ , Contains some scenes oir violence rvr»" jHAMrUU and coarse Language. • ft m HIT/%1 ￿'I -Theatres Branch, Ont. VAPI IVL 2 p.m. ORIENTATION 1977 H shows nightly 7 & 9 /© Sept. (^ I "'""•''""" "• * Matinee: Sat. & Sun. 2 p.m.

Paramount Pictures Presents A Sam Spiegel-Elia Kazan FilmS cfirzgcraifti If I p>||| | Nightly 9:15 rAIKfItW Matinee Simday 2 p.m. FARVEW PMK, MTCiee S7UMO Thursday March 10, 1977 The Cord Weekly 13

SPORTS

Tamiae in Kingston by Don Stewart Last weekend, two teams desig- nated as the "Hawks" and the "Penguins" representing Laurier, boarded a bus and shuttled off to Kingston in order to participate in the annual Business and Commerce weekend hockey tournament. Well, the results indicate that this was Laurier's most successful showing at the tourney, mainly due to the fact that one team, the "Hawks", qualified for the playoffs and made it to the semi-finals round before being eliminated. Players off both teams, that represented the Business school, were chosen from the Tamiae hockey league. The "Tamiae Hawks" shrugged aside their first two opponents, Windsor and Carleton, with relative ease as they unleashed a heavy offensive attack which netted a total of 23 goals. The "Hawks" blasted their first opponents, Windsor, by a score of 12-0. Craig Crane lead the team with a five goal performance in the lopsided affair. Goaler, Dave Carter registered the shutout victory. In the second game against Carleton, the "Hawks" once again displayed their ample offensive ability in winning thier second match of the day. The most noteable factor in this game was Carleton's goalie who went by the name of"Zorro". Unfortunately for Cunningham his team he could not live up to his THE HAWKS name, as the opposing Laurier team stabbed him for eleven odd goals. "Hawks" other goaltender, Bob into the playoffs due to their game, perhaps the most disappoin- effort. Len Walker and Gord Woodcock was credited for this impressive plus-minus goal totals. ting loss of the series was to Kennedy sparked the club to allow Tamiae second shutout. The advanced into the Windsor, by a score of 7-2. In their for the victory. The final game before playoffs semi-final round to meet the top second game against the team from Many thanks should be extended was against the eventual tourney Western Business team, comprised Western, they dropped a close, 2-1 to the organizer, Jerry Beernink for winner, Queen's Commerce team. of aging M.B.A. students and lost decision. the fine job he did and to Don on Ice The offensive pace set by the by a score of 5-2. The Western team However, in their third and final Webber, Jon Kelley, Tony Dowling, by Don Stewart "Hawks" in their two previous then advanced to the finals and lost game of the tournament they Kirby Seabourne, Bruce Cunning- The matchup between Bus 6 and outings could not, be duplicated to the opposing Queen's learn, 2-1. redeemed themselves by defeating ham and Greg Burret for the Bus 4. for the playoff championship against the more competitive The other team representing Ottawa University by a score of 5-2. assistance they offered all through- should be an interesting one Queen's team. The "Hawks" Laurier, known as the "Penguins" This was certianly their gutsiest out the tournament. because of the distinct difference dropped this game by a score of 6-3, unfortunately drew three tough performance of the tournament, in Special Note: Complete scoring that exists in their respective styles but qualified as the wild card entry opposing teams to play. The first which they displayed a solid team stats will be presented in the next of play. issue. The Bus 6 team is equipped with THE PENGUINS an ample amount, of talented skaters who can explode for goals at the drop of the puck. The veteran, Bus 4 team, on the other hand, plays consistently, without the dependance on a particular indivi- dual or individuals but rather on a unified team effort. These charac- teristics were evident in the two game total goal, semi-final series which were completed as of last Sunday night. The Bus 6 team entered the second game of the series trailing, the Bus 5 club by a score of 2-1. During the first period each side exchanged good scoring opportuni- ties and goals in what turned out to be an evenly matched period of play. However, as the game progressed into the second and third period, Bus 6's control of the play progressed as well. By the end of the match Bus 6 had qualified themselves for the upcoming championship round by virtue of a narrow 5-3 victory. Duddy, Kuypers, Catania, and Crane, each scored singles in the second game for Bus 6, while Lucas netted the lone Bus 5 goal. In the other semi-final matchup, Bus 4 defeated the Bus 2 team in a high scoring 7-6 affair. Bus 4 exchanged their lead with the Bus 2 club during the second game but fought back to win on a late goal at the 40 second mark of the third and

(m,mi^^^^^^^»-.-— ■» "'— m^mS^WW^^kmm^^mtm^m! mr.m^mm:> • ' — Cunningham cont'd on page 14 The Cord Weekly Thursday March 10, 1977

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he ckler's Musicians needed for CORNER Canada) face the St. Mary's WLU Track Team WLU band University Huskies in the other WLU track team finished a Anyone who is at all musically semi-final game. The at inclined, iei can play trumpet, St. Mary's gained their final solid sixth place the OUAA Well, it looks like Leo is up to his old hi jinks again. It seems trombone, tuba, base drum, etc. berth by upsetting the Concordia indoor championships, held at the that, despite coaching in the CFL for over 10 years, he still and would to be part of WLU's University Stingers 3-2 in Halifax CNE on Saturday. The team like from hasn't accepted the obvious and only way of capturing the Grey new spirit band in "77-'7B, should last weekend. obtained points three fourth- throughout Cup. contact the Cord sometime next place finishes the day. Yes, the colourful Mr. Cahill hasn't learned a thing since his week. There will be a meeting for Laurier ski team Peggy Tittle broke her previous dismissal as the Argo head coach back in 1972, he still hasn't got all prospective members sometime On March 14 the Laurier Ski best time in the 1500 M by 16 through his head that the way to win the biggy is not to bring in in March, time and place will be Team will be in Waterville, New seconds for a time of 5:20. She also 1000 M highly sought after American college players at enormous announced in an issue to come. Hampshire to compete in the finished 7th in the in 3:34. expense to team. NB: You don't have to even own you Can-Am Series II ski competition. Jim Barney made it to the 50 M How many times must it be explained to him by means of own instrument, you can rent a horn Thisinvitational meet will have nine semi-finals in the running a 300 M example that you build a CFL champion around your Canadians or a resonable facsimile thereof Canadian teams and nineAmerican 6.1. He also ran the in 37.5. and then fill in the holes with Americans. Saskatchewan, from the school for a mere $12 teams competing. Colin Burgess tied for seventh Ottawa, Hamilton, even Montreal have time and time again annually. Also hints from the In the regular season the team place in the high jump, clearing 1.8 proved the validity of that concept by copping Grey Cup after ACindicate that T-shirts of a similar had four fourth place finishes, and M. Grey Cup based on their Canadian strength not relying on big form of uniforms will be made two fifths. Laurier placed fifth out of Bill Morrison had another P.B. in American names to do the job for them. available gratis for the band twelve universities for the season. the 600 M running 1:25.8. Cahill proved once again his lack of understanding of the members. York University edged out Laurier Jim Violin also ran a 300 M in a Canadian game last week by going south with a tremendous wad by one point for fourth spot. time of 37.1 of owner Bill Hodgson's money and signing two gargantuan Women'sV-Ball Ted Yard was the top skier on Steve Backman placed fourth in 3.90 members of the University of Georgia football team for a king's ÜBC Amazons captured the Laurier's team this year with a the pole vault jumping M. ransom. The players tackle Mike two in question, Wilson (270 Canadian Women's Volleyball second and two third place finishes. The relay team consisting of (265 have pounds) and guard Joel Parrish pounds) excellent championship at the University of The ski team is holding the Beckman, Barney, Morrison and credentials from their alma maters and were highly regarded by Waterloo by upsetting defen- "Can-Am Draw" to raise some Violin had respectable finishes in press the NFL scouts. Cahill and the Toronto gleefully chuckled ding champions the Laurentian money for the trip. A minimum of both the 4x200 and 4x400 M. They together in the Toronto papers this week when they Voyageurs. $800.00 is neededfor the six racers finished four in the 4x200, two contemplated what coup this snatching a was, prize American to go. The Athletic Department has seconds behind 3rd place Toronto in football beef right out from under the NFL's nose. Hockey already stretched the team's budget a time of 1:34.3. They were also Argonaut go CIAU Leo and the staff are hoping the fans for these University of Toronto Blues far beyond its original limit. The fourth in the 4x400 with a personal once I big names, but for think they're fooling themselves. knocked offUniversity of Manitoba Letterman's Club has given a best of 3:31.2. We've seen it all before. Shades of deja isn't all vu, it 1971 over Bisons (Great Plains Champs) in generous amount for help provided Coach Ray Koenig was very again, when Leo brought in half the NCAA graduating football in concession pleased with the team's efforts as the two game straight a best of by the ski team at the class to suit up for scullers in a well-publicized effort to bring three series in Winnipeg last stand for the CWOSSA tournament they beat six other universities: Lord mug Hogtown for the first time since Grey's to 1951? fired thfe past weekend. York, Brock, Windsor, RMC, No Leo, you can't buy the Grey Cup, it didn't work for weekend. The Blues three dice, goals in a ten minute overtime Tickets are available in the A.C. Ryerson, and Laurentian. you then and it won't now. Where are all those big-name ' period to clinch a playoff spot in the from Coack McTeer or from any of The track team has one last collegians not of those players he recruited (Jin now, one Edmonton playdowns next week. the ski team members. The team venture in which to improve their Stillwagon, Tim Anderson, Gene Mack, Joe Thiesman, George There they meet ÜBC consists of Bram Long, Dave Henry, performance. This happens at the Noah etc.) will the Wells, Leon McQuary, Jackson, are with the team in semi-final Harper, London Invitational this Saturday now and dollars doughnuts Thunderbirds CIAU Jeff Per Kittleson, Ted to all the bonus babies he signs this The and Bob MacKenzie. night. year will be wearing different uniforms in three or four years. action. University of Alberta Yard, The Bears (no. 1 ranked in draw will be held on March 11th. Wish them luck! It seems unfortunate that Leo Cahill along with his foolish Golden football philosophy became coach of tfye Argos, and subsequently the football kingpin in Canada's media capital, at a time when public and professional support was beginning to Varsity really pick up steam for the CIAU football loop and its graduates. In the last few years the sporting public has begun to realize the increasingly higher calibre of play in Canadian' B-Ball university football and as a result of that interest, media coverage of this solely Canadian brand of pigskin play has been wrap-up vastly improved. by John Steckley The CIAU itself got a much needed shot in the arm when The Laurier Golden Hawks Labatts Breweries jumped on the bandwagon by donating finished the season against $300,000 to the organization for promotional purposes of its Western by doing something they events. With this type of help from the big business community, hadn't done all year—winning. the Canadian university football program is going to boom in the After coming close in Guelph next few years. Indeed every activity controlled by the CIAU will (February 9) and being blown off benefit" from this generous financial assistance from Labatts. the court at Mac (February 16), they Already the CIAU hockey and basketball finals have been put together a well-balanced effort, re-organized to exploit their optimum promotional potential. probably their best of the season, to Before I get completely carried away by extolling the benefits defeat a tough Western Mustang the CIAU, and eventually the public, will reap by this long squad. The Colts played tough for a Cunningham overdue attention being paid to it, I want to return to my original better_part of the game, and forced An identified Hawk pots a goal in furious goalmouth Kingston argument concerning Cahill. the Hawks into double over-time to action in Had another coach, who appreciated the increasing value of pull out a 94-92 squeaker, that had Peter, Larry, Fred and Coach OUAA in fashion, the Canadian trained football athlete been hired by the Argos, the fans buzzing well after the final Smith West impressive the development of the CIAU football program would have been buzzer. for a season that was, if not a beat Laurentian to win the Ontario much more rapid. Unfortunately, a 1-11 record winning one, at least an entertain- title. However, their fortunes took a Instead, the Toronto public and press (who dictate media usually doesn't make the play-offs. ing one. See ya next year. turn for the worst as they lost in an opinion and policy right across the country) will be hoodwinked Well, Iguess it's time to say early round last weekend at the by Cahill's erroneous ideas for another 3 or 4 years until thanks to Jim, Gord, Greg, Digger, B-Ball Bits Canadian championship tourney out someone dumps him for the second timefor not bringiing home Mitch, Mike, Larry, Phil, Ken, Waterloo after winning the in the Maritimes. the bacon. Another sad factin the whole situation is the Argos insistence in sending promising young highschool footballers to the U.S. on scholarships for what they believe is better training. What a crock of B.S. That way everyone loses, the player, because no one sees him in the states, the Canadian Universities, who need players of his ability to increase their calibre of play and their credibility and last but not least the Canadian public, who don't get a chance to see these highly talented men perform. A timewill come when in the not to distant future when all the top Canadians are playing in the CIAU rather than toiling away out of sight and our of mind in the states and the College Bowl will rank with the Grey Cup as a national showcase pitting representatives not only from Eastern and Western Canada but from the Maritimes as well against one. another. The CFL will be chasing Canadian College graduates with more money and effort than American imports, and Leo Cahill will no longer be coaching the Argos. Note: How does the Shark do it? I gave him the Leafs and two goals against the Flyers and I still wind up owing him a deuce. His "giveaways" are making me very suspicious, now if the Leafs take the Canadians, I'm sure he has got things rigged^ cont'd from page 13 each contributed a goal for the Bus final period. 2. Bus 4's Stenning lead his team Series offensively with a pair of goals (one Player of the of which was the game winner) Both Bus 4's Vidovitsch and Bus while teammates Wilson and 6's Fairless played vital roles for Vidovitsch added the others. Buis, their respective teams in each game Cunninghim Stevenson, Stewart and Rarges of the series. Action in the Tamiae Hockey tournament in Kingston Thursday March 10, 1977 The Cord Weekly 15 Nitty Gritty on: INTRAMURALS minutes left on the clock. \Dave Wallace added an insurance mar- ker, his second, in the final minute to round out the scoring. Fraser, Pratt, Adams and Win- termeyer replied for the Beaver Eaters. The two teamsfollowed the same script the following afternoon at McCormick arena. The Eaters led 4-1 midway through the game only to have the Eagles come back for Screaming Eagles the second consecutive day. knock off Mark Adams had two goals and one assist for the losers. Dave Beaver Eaters Wallace and Mark Rundle with two The Screaming Eagles, a collec- each, Fendley, Mackenzie, tion of mainly Bus 2. athletes, Stephens, Buis and Constable defeated last season's champion, scored for the Eagles. Constable the Beaver Eaters, in two straight scored the* eventual winner at the games, 6-4 and 9-5. seven minute mark of the third The first game saw the Eaters period. take a seemingly comfortable 4-1 The Eagles displayed a great deal lead into the final eleven minutes of of talent, enthusiasm and class in the game. However, Linburner knocking off the hard-nosed Eaters. scored two concecutive goals for the Congratulations! Eagles within two minutes and the Screamers came alive. League Women's doubles scoring leader Mackenzie dead- Bey Henpick and Darlene Rodger ■Cunningham':■ locked the game at the thirteen are the champions as they defeated minute mark and Steve Beckman Pat Pearce and Louisa Dc Vries in scored the winner with three the final 15-5 and 15-7. THE CHAMPS—The Screaming Eagles relax after taking the intra-mural hockey championship.

Cindy Mills and Katie Co-ed Badminton Stewardson won the consolation winners were for the women: final over Jennifer Meitz and Janet Tournament High average Pat Newbrough—l32 Ross. Brenda Bryant and Per Kktgjsen High triple Pat Smith—4Bo were the best of the fifteen teams High single Connie Knight—l7B Men's Badminton that started. They had victories over the teams of Parsons/Shilroth, For Men: Tournament Tashos/Oberle, Kirby/Royce, and High Average Julian Shumka—l6s Number one seed Brian Emery Plata/Mateff in the final. This is High triple Digger—ssB topped No. two seed and last year's Brenda's third year in the final; High single Dave Knight—227 champion Bob McCracken in two congratulations on finally taking top straight games 15-12 and 15-13. honours. Men's Intramural Emery defeated Marc Richer and In the consolation championship Ken Parsons to get to the final. the pair of Debbie Bauer and Tim Pt. Standings toward Probably the best match of the French defeated Ken Parsons and Tuffy Knight Trophy entire tournament featured Jan Shilroth in the final. McCracken against Dan Kirby. Little House 85 Kirby extended the match to three fowling Faculty 83 exciting games before falling short Willison 76 15-11 in the last game. Final playoff standings Bus. 2 71 Norbert Straeche, despite a Miller's 62 points Sr. Arts 62 severe muscle cramp in his calf, George Miller Arts 2 44 took the consolation championship Peter Degroot Sr. Bus. 42 in two straight games from Tim Tim Stockman Bus. 1 12 French. Joanne Wedderburn Arts 1 6. Fourteen men took part in this Ilanke t>2 GSSW 2 year's tourney, the most successful tin 48y2 - in our short intramural history. )uncan 48 This is with six events completed. Jewbo' 48 Five events to go. Point total toward Cnight 41 ,eon 36 Final women's Tuffy Knight Trophy Jelda 32 point standings \rts2 18 Sr. Bus ]leary 28 Golcshesky 2 28 Conrad C 39 Busl 12 Bus )igger 5r. Arts 9 Faculty Vamsley 26 Conrad D 27 Bert "the squirt" Duncan participates in the Intramural Badmin- Jttle 6 Willison .pwin 18V, Arts & Science 22 ton Finals. Bus. & GSSW 12 Bowling banquet wrapped up co-ed Con. B 1 bowling Sunday evening. Trophy Con. A 1 First round action March 1 Elkins Elks 47 Fehar 10 " £lkin 14 Little Bl Downers 41 Carter 15 Mounteer 13 Willison 50 Boos . 24 Thompson 14 Duncan's 40 Walters 10 Duncan 10

Kriesz 52 Polys. 12 Todd 10 Bell's Sr. Bus 50 Bollefer 18 Dimhoff 14 Willison Cleav. 45 Stacy - 12 Jttle Yahoos 33 Rosehart 13 Mitchell 13 kittle Lords 33 Kennedy 9 Hoffman ' 6 Jttle Beavers 28 Bowman 13 Liegis 7 Sitko's »49 Brown 16 Greek 12 kittle House 26 Horvatin 10 Mink 6 Second round Willison Al 4/ Ihompson lb Boos IS Little Lords 28 Hoffman 12 Field 11 Willison Al wins "B" Division Championship Elkins Elks 36 Meyers 8 Willison Cleav 33 Stacey 20 Cunningham 8 Elkins Elks win "C" Division Championship. Cunningham Sitko's 38 Brown 10 Parizeau 9 Kriesz 34 Goman 12 Winterink 6 WHIPPED—The dejected losers. The Beaver Eaters contemplate their crushing defeat. This was the first game of a 2-game total point "A"Division Final. THE CORD WEEKLY

IN THIS ISSUE: Ye Olde College Cord New Business Manager No hope for jobs for Crads Tamiae Travellers The Cow appears and other assorted nonsense.

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