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SPOTLIGHT: Leslee Silverman, cont’d from front page At age ten, she went on to Manitoba Manitoba Theatre Company directed by model. We do professional work, only in ipation when kids run in the building, Theatre School (famous in the country John Hirsch. There would be people like this case we do it for kids. We teach chil- whether four years old or teenagers. It for being the theatre school that a whole Martha Henry and Cedric Smith, and we dren to experience writing and creating really is empty space...they run into this generation of people who developed what students, by the time we were teenagers, their own material while they get to watch empty space where they’ll just be getting was called ‘Canadian theatre’ came from) were working backstage and helping the professionals. So it’s that two thrust plat- to know themselves for two hours...and on the corner of (then actresses and actors, and writing and form which I was introduced to by British how to empathize with other people with called East Portage), where she attended performing our own material. So when educators like John Hirsch and David and joy, and that’s pretty fantastic!” classes two to four times per week. they say that Winnipeg is a cultural hot Gloria Latham. So for me, I wasn’t sur- Fantastic indeed! Now, whenever I “What happened was, at Dominion bed, it’s a BIG legacy! That would have prised after leaving Winnipeg at age would hear the word ‘theatre’, I would East Street Theatre (on the very corner of been in the 60’s, and there was no place twenty and returning to Winnipeg, that I think of a fantasy world, an escape from Portage and Main) there would be pro- like that in ! And our place here found myself working and building (from everyday issues...but what Leslee has fessional productions. It was the former (MTYP), is a direct descendant of that the ground up!) a theatre for young peo- helped do here is use theatre to bring ple- doing exactly what I often say saved that fantasy world together with real life my life! It took me through Junior High and issues as a problem solving outlet, for High School and allowed me to be pas- children in particular. sionate; to be with a group of people that “Theatre is an inch of real life, but a lot enjoyed saying “what if?”...and being goes on in that inch of real life!” imaginative as opposed to being cool She strongly believes that in order to and popular. It allowed me a way to feel work in an art form, you need to be in it, excited and confident! And I don’t think right now, in the present; and to be able much has changed, from what I see in the to be where kids are right now. What are noises from morning to night in this build- their dreams? Their obstacles? What do ing (MTYP). I see the same kind of antic- they feel? Continued on next page If you feel you or a family member have a physical or mental health condition that has markedly restricted your basic daily living activities, please contact our office. You may be entitled to a substantial income tax refund.

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Evanchuk emphasizes General Hospital. that the 55 Plus Games are for those of The 55 Plus Games are scheduled every age, ability and experience. for June 12-14, 2012 and will take place Maureen Sigurgeirson and Kris in Arborg, Manitoba, 100 kms north of Gudmundson are Co-chairs of the Winnipeg, just north of Gimli. This will be Arborg Host Committee of the 55 Plus the 29th year for the Games which first Games. They are very excited to be host- started in 1983. ing the Games again and showcasing The purpose of the 55 Plus Games is the town of Arborg and the surround- Leslee Silverman to provide a sport and recreation outlet ing area. Arborg is not new to this as Arborg’s Heritage Village sign. “To be able to create from the very for friendly competition, to promote cul- they hosted the 55 Plus Games in large pool of adult material is one thing... ture, social activity and general well- 2003. The Hosting Committee is virtu- in Fargo last year. But there are plenty of but what we do here is respond to the being for Manitobans 55 and over, and ally the same, this year, except for a few options for friendly competition for pulse of the time.” to boost a sense of community spirit. small changes, so preparing for the hun- Wickers and everyone else. So Leslee Silverman has had an The 55 Plus Games are open to dreds of visitors that will be attending Art and Adeline Angus look forward to extraordinary career so far to say the Manitobans who are 55 or older by Dec. this year is going more smoothly than in another year of fun and camaraderie at least, which we’ve barely even begun 31, 2012. Events include 3 km Predicted 2003. Approximately 1300 older adults this year’s event. It will be their 21st year to touch on here today. She’s been Walk/run, 5 pin Bowling (singles), 9 and came in fifth wheel campers filling the of competition. Art also serves on the 55 presented with many honours and 18 Hole Golf, Arts & Crafts, Carpet campgrounds and locals’ premises, they Plus Games Committee. “It’s a great way awards, including the Silver Jubilee Bowling, Darts, Duplicate Bridge, Floor filled hotel rooms and were billeted out in to discover and see Manitoba,” says Commemorative Medal as part of Curling, Floor Shuffleboard, Horseshoes, Arborg and in surrounding communi- Adeline. This year will be Anne Skuba’s Canada’s 125th Anniversary celebra- Scrabble, Slo-Pitch, Snooker, Swimming, ties. Some even commuted from first time competing, and she looks for- tions, the YWCA Woman of Distinction and Track. Regional play-off events are Winnipeg and other parts of Manitoba, ward to travelling from Winnipeg to be a Award in the Arts and Culture catego- 5 pin Bowling (team), Contract Bridge, according to Sigurgeirson. This year, part of the action. ry for her significant contribution to the Cribbage (team), Cribbage (individual) Sigurgeirson expresses how great it will Registration for the Manitoba Lotteries well-being of our community, and in and the card game Whist. be reuniting friends who met at the 2003 55 Plus Games starts in April with Golf 2003, was the first recipient of the "Manitoba Lotteries will be the title 55 Plus Games. and Slo-pitch starting May 18. Manitoba Arts Council Arts Award of sponsor for the 55 Plus Games for the There also will be local entertainment Distinction, recognizing “the highest fourth consecutive year and the province at a Variety Concert, and an Athletes’ The deadline to bid on hosting the level of artistic excellence and distin- will contribute $10,000 to the Active Banquet, besides the competition events. 2013 and 2014 55 Plus Games in your guished career achievements by a pro- Living Coalition for Older Adults in John Wickers, who will be 75 years town/community is March 12, 2013. fessional Manitoba artist”, among many Manitoba (ALCOA-MB), which will take old this year, will be participating in the Visit www.alocamb.org for more info. others. But when asked what she was the lead role in promoting and imple- 55 Plus Games in Arborg for the 28th For more information on the most proud of, she replied “to be the menting this year's event. The host com- year. He started at the age of 47. He ran 55 Plus Games, call the Games office only place in the country the day we munity will also receive $5,300," says his first half marathon at age 47 and his at 204-261-9257 or call toll free opened this theatre (MTYP) was pretty Rondeau. first full marathon (roughly 26 miles) at at 1-855-261-9257. Also visit: extraordinary! We stuck a shovel in the "ALCOA-MB is delighted to be joining age 57. Since then, he has run 25 full www.alocamb.org or email: ground and we built it!” hands with partner organizations includ- marathons and 83 half marathons. He [email protected]. And MTYP is the only English theatre ing the Manitoba Society of Seniors, the earned 120 medals in 12 years and has For volunteering or billeting informa- for young audiences in Canadian history Arborg Host Committee and hundreds been inducted into the MRA Sports Hall tion in Arborg, call Maureen Sigurgeirson to build its own facility! of volunteers to make the 2012 of Fame in 2008. He looks forward to at 204-376-3494 or Kris Gudmundson So here we are, 13 years after MTYP Manitoba Lotteries 55 Plus Games a participating in some sports in this at 204-376-2248. ■ saw the birth of its new home, and success", expressed Jim Evanchuk, year’s event, although he won’t be run- 30 years after Leslee assumed the posi- Executive Director of ALCOA-MB. "We ning any marathons due to an injury he tion of Artistic Director. have a great opportunity through these received to his spine during a marathon And she continues to look for oppor- tunities which present themselves, con- tinues to listen, learn, live life to the fullest, and help children to do the same. “We want kids to re-create a whole planet and themselves, and we can’t ever- as adults, stop doing that... because how will they invent a new world if we don’t show them we’re willing to re-invent everyday what we think?” “It’s about discipline, devotion and Jim Rondeau, Healthy Living, Seniors joy that something brings you. and Consumer Affairs Minister. Everyone is yearning for something... we don’t want any unused life. Let’s make sure every kid here gets to use the life they have!” “Ask questions! Don’t accept the given- question the given! Don’t give up easily! Keep asking questions The announcement of the Manitoba Lotteries 55 Plus Games at the Wellness Institute at the until you completely understand!” Seven Oaks Hospital in Winnipeg. - Important lessons which Leslee has learned, and valuable advice for people of all ages!

In conclusion to my interview with Kris Gudmundson, Co-chair of Arborg Leslee, I had one question I was anxious Hosting Committee. to hear her thoughts on. Too often, no matter where I go, I hear people of all ages say “I’m too old”, or “it’s too late”. So Leslee, what are your thoughts on this? “I believe the gates have opened... that you can take belly dancing at 65, drumming at 53, acting at 110.” And I agree 100%! After all, “What could be more inspiring than remembering to play?” Mr. Larry Wandowich, Acting Vice-President, - Leslee Silverman Community Relations and Corporate The announcement of the 55 Plus Games in Arborg was good news for all. Security, Manitoba Lotteries Corporation. EASY LIVING SPECIAL SHOPS ® SENIORS FREE: DISCOUNT Ladies’ & Men’s 50+ 2416 Portage Avenue City-wide Pick up • Home Healthcare Products Fashions & for those @ Assiniboine Cres. • Diabetic & Surgical Supplies with Limited Mobility &______Delivery Located at Birchwood Medical Unit Dose Blister • We’ll arrange for your refills Designed for Comfort in St. James, Wpg Packaging • Professional & Friendly Services & Easy Care Shop in Person: COLLECT PRESCRIPTION POINTS 270 Lilac Street to go towards free gifts from our in-store display 889-5555 1 block south of Corydon After hours: 889-5555 Mon - Fri 8:30 am - 5:00 pm 284-2009 Hours: Mon - Fri: 9 am - 6 pm / Sat: 10 am - 3 pm Saturdays 10:00 am - 5:00 pm www.easylivingshops.ca We Value Our Customers

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Organizers of the 2012 Summer edition, Goldberg says there’s still more Olympic Games in London might want to come. Along with other coordinators to take a page from All Seniors Care across the country, Goldberg hopes Living Centres. to attract some noteworthy guests for Complete with emotionally moving future games. It’s all part of what she opening ceremonies, heated competition, calls a “five-year plan.” and exemplary sportsmanship, the third “We’re hoping to have Prime Minister annual All Seniors Care Seniors Games Stephen Harper attend the games showed at least one spectator you don’t opening ceremonies in Ottawa in the have to go all the way to London to expe- next couple years. I’ve also reached out rience Olympic-like atmosphere. to Paul Simon about singing at the “I was actually blown away with how games,” said Goldberg. professional and thorough the games Goldberg placed a call to Simon’s are. Although it looks like it’s all for fun people earlier this year. While the two on the outside, the seniors are really into sides weren’t able to work out a deal to it. It’s serious business here,” said have the legendary singer/songwriter Rebecca Brown, who was on hand at serenade this years opening ceremonies, the Shaftsbury residence in Winnipeg to Goldberg won’t give up on trying to land take in the games opening ceremony – acts like Simon for future games. “The a ceremony complete with presenta- worst they can say is ‘no.’ The more suc- tions, speeches, and music. A friendly, but competitive, game of Whist. cessful the games become, they more “I’m excited to see what happens.” people they’ll attract.” ■ Brown wasn’t alone. The games, which took place February 6-10 in the Instead of receiving a pat on the back “Games with the Wii and things like it 16 All Seniors Care residences across or maybe a round of applause, winners are easy and safe for seniors to partake Canada, created plenty of excitement for in individual events were presented with it. It’s also a lot of fun. The key is to get both spectators and participants alike. medals and their names and results them moving and for them to get in the “I didn’t know I was gifted at bowling,” placed into the record books. habit of moving,” said the Director of exclaimed Yvette Albert, who took home Awards and achievements aside, Health and Wellness for the Sturgeon a medal in the Wii bowling event. Yes, however, the games are aimed at pro- Creek I retirement residence in Winnipeg. Nintendo Wii, a video game system moting a healthy and active lifestyle. “It’s so much fun to see the whole typically used by teenagers and young According to a study by the government building participating.” people alike was a staple event at the of Canada, regular physical activity While the games ended on Friday, the games. Seniors competed in events maintains “strength, flexibility, balance, fun and active living lessons will contin- such as the aforementioned Wii Bowling, and coordination, and can help reduce ue. For All Seniors Care, it’ Wii Tennis, as well as more traditional the risk of falls.” That’s a big reason why “Games like Bridge and Bocce Ball games such as billiards, Bocce Ball, and the Wii games element was introduced are still great ways for seniors to have fun board and card games. as an event at the games. and stay active. But then you throw in video game activities like bowling and now you have seniors having fun in ways The All Seniors Care residences were decorated with diamonds and other Royal- they’ve never had before,” said All Seniors themed items during the Games in celebration Care Event Planner Ronna Goldberg. of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II. “It’s really great to see. They really get a The rose centres were adorned with ‘diamond’ kick out of everything.” jewels. The opening ceremonies of the Games Even though the games continue to took place February 6, 2012. The Queen came get bigger and better with each passing to the throne 60 years ago on this day.

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Inner-city Winnipeg: All Seniors Care The real heroes work next door Blue Zone Club by Harry Paine You have all probably heard the story the Province and probably also do not being cheated out of their life-savings by All Seniors Care has a Blue about the bank-robber who when asked get the support and recognition that unscrupulous characters posing as Zone Club - exclusive member- the question, “Why do you rob banks?” they deserve. investment brokers. Then don’t get me ship... only centenarians. ASC answered “Because that is where the Unlike the bank-robbers who are con- started on those guys such as the ones celebrates the 100th birthday by money is”. Crime seems to be on every- sidered somewhat elite in the crime who phone me two or three times a requesting congratulations letters one’s mind these days and I am told that world, most of the crime we read about month with the line “We are calling about from the Government, arranging for it was an important issue in the last cou- in the press and takes place in our your computer sir” so that they can steal Government representatives to ple of elections that were held. So much neighbourhood is crime of desperation personal information. We seniors are attend the party and bring greet- so that now the Federal Government has committed by persons living in a world particular vulnerable to much of this kind ings. The theme of the birthday introduced a new supposed anti-crime of poverty that governments with all their of crime. party is "Mad Hatter" Birthday Bill C10 that is another one of those so-called Bills do not seem to be able to I went to a community meeting Party... complete with balloon party things that will probably end up costing do anything about. Even the gang-wars recently sponsored by the Daniel Mac/ hats. ■ us a lot of money but accomplish little. are being waged often by young people St. Matthews Community Association As Board Chair of the Broadway who have been raised in poverty and join Safety Committee and the speakers both Seniors Resource Council I spend quite gangs seeking some form of dignity for from the podium and the floor opened my a bit of time working with other organi- their existence. eyes to some of the really effective things zations in the Inner-city area of Winnipeg Criminal activity of this type is often that are taking place in that area but I many of which are conducting anti-crime committed against those who are not believe are also happening in many areas measures that are working and are led much better off than the criminals them- of the Province. by people that are my heroes. selves, “where the money is not” but that Andrew Swan who is their MLA and My experience is in an area that is is what hits the news most of the time. also the Minister of Justice urged people urban where there is a high degree of There is lots of crime going on in all to make use of the Safer Communities poverty but I suspect that if we were to neighbourhoods that doesn’t get enough and Neighbourhoods Act that allows look hard the kind of heroes that I am attention; abuse of older persons both citizens to report suspicious goings-on going to talk about exist right across physically and financially and retirees Continued on page 8

Coffee Break in Rural Manitoba Dancing for Dementia with Marion Clemens - Springfield Community Hello everybody. How has the world needed, like just help to get up, or an Party-goer, Jane McIntyre. been treating you during the first months ambulance or even the Police! Really - of the new year? Did you use the brand they too can be reached instantly with new year, so far, to its fullest? the Lifeline button. Yes you pay a fee I, myself, have to confess, I definitely monthly of $45 or $50 - hoping you'll didn't! January brought many ice cold never have to use it. Look at it like your days, making any longer walks impossi- fire insurance - that money is, hopefully ble. With the amount, and especially the for everybody, also "thrown out money" kind of snow, that was presented to us at least you hope you will never have to so far, was not the right kind. I really use it. missed those big fluffy flakes sailing So, why not use this marvelous inven- down slowly and covering everything tion to create peace of mind! Please with a warm, beautiful soft blanket - just contact Victoria Lifeline 956-6777 or right for cross country skiing. 1-888-722-5222 for more information, Towards the end of January, every- especially in regards to the new addition thing settled down a bit in the weather to the program, called ‘Lifeline with department, giving us "warm spells" of - Auto Alert’. 2, -3 or even -1° C. So I got my skis out I always admire the young school and gave it a try on the field behind the patrols, how dedicated they are doing Kin Place building in Oak Bank. I just their responsible job. These patrols are Jackie Dokken, North Eastman Region love skiing, my only problem is getting celebrating their 75th anniversary this coordinator organized the "Dancing for started! I have to push my foot into the year. Congratulations to them. Lilliam Thomas celebrates Dementia" at the Dugald Community Club - her 100th birthday. binding and that movement makes the That's it for this column. Thank you to raise money for the Alzheimer Society, ski slide forward. meaning that I would for spending some time with me, Manitoba. Everybody had a great time, land on my behind if I don't have any- reading it. ■ dancing to the music of "The Naturals". Biography for Lillian Thomas thing or anyone to hold on to. I found a solution to that problem making use of Lillian Thomas was born on the saying, "Where there is a will, there February 1,1912 in Cornwall, England is a way."! I'm putting on the skis inside to parents Alfred and Florence on the carpet and kind of stumble to the Cleave. In 1926 when Lillian was outside. It works - believe it or not. just 14 years old the family, which Did you make any resolutions for included her 2 sisters Doris and 2012 and did you break them already? 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If • RETAINING WALLS, PILLARS & GATES tunate, and enjoying her family which the first one can be reached by phone, • CUSTOM INSTALLS, RELAYS & REPAIRS now includes seven grandchildren the Lifeline person will tell him/her that and 13 great grandchildren. you asked for help but did not react to ALL-SEASON RATES AVAILABLE She has met many new friends at anything. So, the responder phones or Shaftesbury Retirement Residence. ■ visits the person to find out what's FREE 204 - RESERVE CONSULTATION 898-2685 EARLY Page 8 Senior Scope • 204-467-9000 • [email protected] V10 N9 • Feb 14 - Mar 6

Book Feature: Book Feature: Do you recall Legend of the great gold robbery March 29, 2004 taking a TREHERNE — Betty Gates the black market in Hong defended her brother Ken Kong, where Leishman Leishman to the hilt against intended to sell the gold. country accusations that he was Three days after the involved in the Winnipeg robbery, Leishman want- International Airport great ed to move the gold from gold robbery. an accomplice’s freezer drive? Little did she know her and stash it near his home brother was preparing to town of Treherne. But a A car rumbles down a side road, stash $4 million in bullion weather system changed rounds a curve and starts down the valley virtually under her nose. his mind — the blizzard of towards Pembina Crossing amidst the Gates, nee Leishman, March 4, 1966, one of the “oohs and awes” from the family inside. recalled the sensational gold worst blizzards in Manitioba “Wow. Look at that river valley,” robbery orchestrated by her history. Leishman couldn’t shouts one of the kids. “There is something very special brother almost 40 years make it to Treherne so he “Look, a wild turkey,” calls out another. about this drive that takes you ago. Gates still lives in dropped the gold in the This family is part of a growing trend, through one of the most biologically Treherne, 110 kilometres Riverview backyard of the according to Bill Stilwell, author of diverse natural regions on the plan- west of Winnipeg, where the Leishman accomplice. The blizzard Manitoba Wild, a new nature book. et and one that is on a scale only family grew up. buried the gold under an eight-foot “The old fashioned Country Drive is read about in books or magazines “I thought people were nasty to snowbank. growing in popularity as many people such as National Geographic. A suggest Ken might be behind the gold “I was aghast,” said Gates, when her are opting to stay closer to home for single visit here is never enough. robbery,” recalled Gates, 75. “Oh God, brother was arrested a few days later for family vacations and weekend get- Each visit is different from the last, I was so sure Ken was honest and would the gold robbery, and eventually con- aways. Today this popularity is growing as wildflowers and other native not do things like that again.” victed. “He was going straight. I was so partly because visitors combine their trip plants quickly emerge throughout On March 1, 1966, Leishman mas- sure he’d learned his lesson.” with wildlife watching and viewing rural the growing season.” terminded one of the biggest gold heists Leishman was a logical suspect scenery. - an excerpt from Manitoba Wild. in modern history: 12 gold ingots weigh- because of his previous conviction as Pembina Crossing is a scenic, yet ing up to 92 pounds each, worth an esti- the Gentleman Bandit. Leishman would virtually unknown spot located in the Birch Falls is an amazing spot located mated $4 million (in 1966 dollars) on board a commercial airliner to Toronto in Pembina Valley south of Manitou. It is a See ‘Gold Robbery’ Continued on page 10 place with an interesting human history east of Bissett near PTH 304. This is and an abundance of wildlife and spec- wilderness at its finest where you will tacular panoramic views. Despite being hear the roar of turbulent water cascad- The real heroes, cont’d from page 7 a terrific destination for a country drive ing down the chute at Birch Falls. While in their neighbourhood and have It’s the Dodie MacKay’s of this this spot is not well-known. And, like all this is a place that is easily overlooked, it Public Safety Investigators come and world that should be our heroes and the places described in the book is also one of spectacular scenery. check out the complaint. This program role models and should have as much Manitoba Wild Manitoba Wild, the drive to these appeals to people of the Provincial Government has prestige as sports stars and matinee places is more than half the fun as this who like to go for a Country Drive, fami- been effective in settling problems idols. Dodie is representative of so book clearly focuses on spectacular lies planning a vacation, photographers, without going to court. Information on many people who in this country are scenic drives. hikers, bird watchers, as well as people the Act can be obtained at 945-3475 underpaid with less than adequate Rural areas are brimming with natural who like to experience nature from the or toll free at 1-800-954-9361. facilities and have to rely on good will beauty and scenery, but you need help in comfort of their armchair. It offers some- Constables from the Winnipeg and donations to survive. finding many of them because they are thing for everyone from all walks of life. Police Service outlined some of the What would it cost us if we had to local secrets. This new book helps change Whether you are a serious naturalist or resources that were community based pay real wages and benefits to all the that. Manitoba Wild is a useful guide for just getting interested in nature you will taking advantage of the Chief of Police, staffs of non-profits and pay the anyone wanting to travel throughout rural learn something new in these pages. Keith McCaskill’s mission of “Building many volunteers giving their time Manitoba for wildlife viewing. Here is another interest twist to this relationships”. Other speakers were freely, seniors especially know only Manitoba Wild showcases many of new book. Author Bill Stilwell has put the local City Councillor Harvey Smith too well the many wonderful people Manitoba’s most scenic, yet largely together a slide show and talk featuring and the Director of the West End Biz. who volunteer out of their ranks and unheralded places. It is filled with beau- the spectacular photographs from this The central theme of the meeting as on their behalf? My old Irish mother tiful colour photographs, maps and new book. He is willing to make a pres- expressed was that all sectors of the tried to convince me that “a penny directions to each location. As well, it entation for your club or group at a very community collectively working togeth- saved is a pound earned” but I think lists many of the birds, animals, wild- reasonable cost. er can make a difference. If there is one that sometimes we need to remem- Manitoba Wild flowers and other plants that you may is available at book- thing that the “bad guys” hate and fear ber that often “a penny spent is a see along the way. stores and gift shops for $18.99 plus the most, it is a community that is pound saved”. 204) 476-5210 The book leads you to amazing places GST. Call ( or visit the powerful with knowledge and works as Maybe when City Council, the www.manitobawild.com such as Tolstoi, Birch Falls, Silver Bend, website at: . a team. Legislature and Parliament are not Thunder Hill, Tobacco Creek, Cat Hills Bill Stilwell is based out of Neepawa, It is not an easy task even with the sitting we should get them to try [email protected] and Medicine Rock. Some of these may Mb. - . enthusiastic support that the communi- doing Dodie’s or her colleagues jobs be places you have heard about, but they Great Horned Owl ty association has been able to muster. at their salary and with their re- are all new to most people. Dodie MacKay, Safety Coordinator, for sources. Manitoba overall is a great The road between Tolstoi DMSMCA has done a tremendous job province in which to live and we can and the Agassiz nature trail, organizing people on individual streets be proud of the willingness of folks to located about 100 km south- to help organize and inspire a sense of volunteer their time and energy to east of Winnipeg, is a para- community by getting to know and work on some of the programs that dise for anyone interested in educate their neighbours. are available. wildflowers, butterflies and However, a number of contributors Prisons are costly schools that birds, Stilwell said. Many en- from the floor pointed out that there train young people in the art of big- dangered species are found was still a shortage of programs that ger and more violent crime. We here and the variety of wild- would keep youth from joining gangs. would be better off spending some flowers is simply astounding, The only free programs that were run of that money to help the Dodies yet hardly anyone knows by DMSMCA for young people out of of the community run programs that about it. ShowyShowy LadyLady SlippersSlippers the Orioles Community Centre were will keep youth away from crime shut down by the centre’s Directors. altogether. ■

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EVENTS Dowling Ave E. Learn self defense tech- South Beach Casino, Mar. 26, call Orysia: Beginners 11:45-1, Prairie Stars 1:15-2:45, niques! Free for all ages and abilities! 261-4055 or Denise: 275-1353. Drop in, Fridays, Beginners 9-10:30, Intermediate South Winnipeg Seniors Slo-pitch - Register soon, space is limited: 477-1123. Feb. 21, 1-3 p.m, call Sandra: 255-8332. 10:40-11:40, Warren 334-3559; Scrabble, SENIORS HAVING A BALL, May to Bridge Mondays, 9:45 am-12 pm at Mondays, 12-4:30, Don 487-7835; Last Sisters of the Holy Rock - October, fun and exercise. To join or for Sun., Mar. 4, Southdale C.C., call Cecile: 452-5439. Tuesday each month, noon-1:15pm, more information please call Bob Chapil: 2:30 pm, at Red River Community Centre, February 28, 20 Year Anniverary 586-3136 Pembina Active Living 55+ (PAL 55+) - 261-3033 or Metro Hnytka: 256-4074. Main & Murray. Tickets $15. . Celebration $15, June 256-0414. Winter Programs 2012. All programs held at Charleswood United Church - The Royal Canadian Legion Sports Annual Richmond Kings Community Centre, 666 Jewish Child and Family Service - offers Foundation - 43rd Annual Tea at the Bridge Luncheon. Test your skills and Silverstone Ave., Wpg. unless otherwise Bereavement Group which is specially designed Fort Garry Legion Branch #90, Sun., Feb. enjoy an afternoon of food, fun & prizes noted. Weekly five-pin Bowling, 10 am-12 for those who have experienced the death of a 26, 1:15-3:30 pm. Draws, Bake Table, Feb. 28, 12-4 pm, at the Charleswood pm at Dakota Lanes, 1085 St. Mary's Rd. loved one. Begins Tuesday, Jan. 18 until Mar. 8, Sports Table, Touch & Take Table, Sewing United Church. 4820 Roblin Blvd. Tickets Lois: 261-1368. / Tai Chi - Jan. 9-Mar. 19, 7-9 pm (8 wks). No charge to participate. Office:832-3667 & Handicraft Table, Multiple Choice Raffle $13. Call Church . 10:45-11:45 am. / Continuing Watercolour Contact Jewish CFS: 477-7430 to register. This and a Money Tree. The Sports Foundation Please come as a table of 4, if possible. (2nd level), Jan. 9-Mar. 19, 1-3 pm. / Line group is jointly sponsored by Jewish CFS and runs the Legion Athletic Camp held at the St. Basil’s Ukrainian Catholic Women’s Dance - Jan. 9-Mar. 19, 1-2:30 pm, St. Hospice and Palliative Care Manitoba. Adults of International Peace Garden. Call 221- League of Canada - Annual Palm Sunday Norbert Community Centre. / Tuesday all ages and cultural backgrounds welcome. ou.

7304 for info. Y Afternoon Drop-in,. Heather: 269-8003. /Still Tea; Sun., Apr. 1, 1-3:30 pm, ST. Basil’s Norberry-Glenlee CC - offers the following pro- Rupert’s Land Caregiver Services - Parish Audortium, 202 Harcourt St. Sophia Bloomin' Gardening Club meets Feb.23 & Mar. 29. Time 1-3 pm. To register or for grams: Square Dance: Monday’s 6:30-10:00, Ring-A-Ride program needsdrives to take Katchor Ex. Dir. Oseredok Ukrainian Cultural Seniors Bingo: Tuesday’s 11:00-2:45, clients residin in south west Wpg to & Educational Centre will officially open the more info: 930-5290, or the specific num- bers supplied. [email protected] Bridge: Wednesday’s 12:00-3:00, Red app’ts, shopping and social outings. tea. Home Baking, Raffle, Silent Auction. River Seniors Cards: Thursday’s 11:30-3:00, Compensation for gasand parking is pro- SOCIAL PROGRAMS/ Age & Opportunity West End Senior Light & Lively Fitness: Intermediate M/W/F am. vided. Volunteers can be available for as Group - Free Social Dance, Mondays 1- and Beginner M/F am, at little or as much time as they wish - even SERVICES 2:30 pm. Belly Dancing course Fridays 26 Molgat Ave., St. Vital, Wpg. Call 256-6654 only once a month! Call 452-9491 or 10-11:30 am, Hula Dancing course for more information. [email protected]. St. James Assiniboia 55+ Centre - Wednesdays 10-11 am, at the Clifton Le Conseil des francophones 55+ - Fitness Classes: Beginner Yoga - Fri. 9:30- CC, 1315 Strathcona St., Wpg. Chinese is a ALS Society of Manitoba - 2012 11 am, Mar. 9-May 4 (8 wks); Total Body community-based non-profit org. Its mandate Cornflower Gala, Sat., Mar. 24, in the Social Gathering Wednesdays 9-11:30 Workout -Tues. 9:30-10:30 am, Mar. 6-Apr. am, Line Dancing Wednesdays 1-2 pm at is to ensure the accessibility and availability Hangar of the Western Canada Aviation 24 (8 wks); Meditation Workshop - Thurs. of French-language services and support pro- Museum, Cocktails 5:30 pom, Dinner Isaac Brock CC at 715 Telfer St N., 1:30-3 pm, Mar. 15; Gentle Chair Yoga - Wpg. Woodcarver’s group meets Friday grams for the French-speaking population 55 6:30 pm. Catered by Urban Prairie Tues. 11 am-12 pm, Mar. 6-Apr. 24 (8 wks); years and up who live in Winnipeg to help Cuisine, Music by Mr. “E” and the Jazz afternoon from 1-3 pm at the Clifton CC. Lite’ n Lively - Wed. 9:15-10:15 am, Mar. Beginner Computer course Mondays & them maintain their autonomy and to improve Gumshoes. Live & Silent auctions. 793-1054 14-May 2 (8 wks); Zumba Gold - Mon. 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Stroke Recovery Association of your Glee Club days and join us on Manitoba knitters - If you knit, the Fridays from 10:30-11:30 am at 400 Bridge: Mondays 1 pm - 1370 Grosvenor. Archwood 55Plus - Social Activities: Mar Cribbage: Tuesdays, 1 pm - 1170 Stroke Recovery Association of Manitoba Stradbrook St. Wpg. Call 956-6490 for 21, 12 pm - Luncheon and GM meeting and (SAM) needs knitters to contribute to our info on costs and start dates. Corydon. Walking Club: Mondays & Election; Mar 28, 7:30 am - Bus Trip to Thursdays, 9 am. For info: 488-7000 or Knits for Charity program. We sell knitted The New to You Shop - Open Sat., Brandon, MB. for Royal Winter Fair; Apr 18, www.centralcorydoncc.com goods to further our programs to improve Sat. Mar. 10, 9 am-1 pm, Silver Heights 12 pm - Easter Celebration Luncheon; Apr the quality of life for stroke survivors and United Church, Ness at Mount Royal 27, 1pm - Afternoon Spring Tea; trip to Y Women - Group of 55+ that meets their families. See our website at (199 Garrioch Ave., Wpg.) Great deals Moose Jaw, SK, Temple Gardens Mineral every 2nd Thursday afternoon, at the www.strokerecovery.ca. on gently used items. All Proceeds Spa, 3 days, 2 nigths departing May 27. Call downtown YMCA-YWCA of Winnipeg. Melinda: 962-3331, Erith: 253-1779, Jean: (Cost to join is $10.00 per session, ses- Bethania Personal Care Home and Benefit the Good Works of Silver Heights Pembina Place - volunteers needed for United Church. 255-2223, [email protected] sion is Jan.-June, Sept.-Dec.). We have different speakers and take tours. Ladies Meal assisting, 1 hr. time commitment. The St James Art Club - will continue its Lion's Place Adult Day Program - is contact Bonni Pereira: 953-7317 or Training provided. For info, call Nita: 654- DVD showing in the "Understanding Art" a social day program for seniors, includes email: [email protected]. 5046 or email [email protected] physical, mental, and recreational programs. series on Mon. Mar. 5, 7 pm in the Cavalier K.I.N. Resource Council for Seniors - Room of Sturgeon Creek United Church, Transportation & hot lunch provided. Vital Seniors - Vital Seniors - St. Mary Membership is $8.06/day. Call 784-1229 Magdalene Church, 3 St. Vital Road, offers: Bluebird Lodge Congregate Meal 207 Thompson Dr. with "Self-Portraits-How Program, 97 Keewatin St., seeking volun- Artists See Themselves" and "Landscapes- for info. Referrals to the program are made Bridge, Thursdays, 1-4, Gerry 257-5027; through WRHA at 940-2655, or call your Carpet Bowling, Tuesdays, 1-3, Fran teers to help with the 4:30 meal - 3 hours Art of the Great Outdoors". Free of charge once a week. Call 774-3085 for details. and open to the public. 832-5590 for info. Home Care Case Coordinator. 253-9456; Line Dancing Mondays, St. James Anglican Church - Pancake Prendergast 55 Plus Seniors Club - Tue., Feb. 21, St. James Anglican Church, Programs: Cribbage Mon. & Wed., 195 Collegiate St., 5- 7 pm. No charge, 12:30-4 pm. $2/day includes coffee & freewill offering accepted. 888-3489, cookies; Whist Thur. a.m. $2/day includes www.stjamesanglicanchurch.ca coffee & cookies; Excercise program Tue. & Fri. $2/week, 9:30-10:30 am. Soup & Things to do in Rural Manitoba Fred Douglas Foundation - 9th Annual Sandwich luncheon every 4th their ad effectiveness in Senior Scope. Thank Please mention Senior Scope when contacting our advertisers. It helps them track Dugald: Mon/Wed/Fri. @ 5 p.m. Sign up sheet Humanitarian Awards, Chez Fred RURAL PROGRAMS / Wed./month, 11:30-1 pm $5. Club mem- at lodge; Cooks Creek: Mon/Wed/ Fri. @ noon Douglas, Wed., May 9, Canad Inns Polo bership $11/year. Call 257-9586 or Joe / Call Jean @ 444-6000; Anola: Mon. to Fri. @ Park. Nomination deadline: Feb. 10. Call SERVICES / Mary 254-8390. noon Call Brenda @ 866-3622. Paul Peters Derry: 586-8541, Ext. 135. VOLUNTEERING Mensheds Manitoba Inc. - peer run Ritchot Senior Services The Manitoba Chapter of (serving seniors 55+ in program by men for men at Woodhaven St. Andrew’s Senior Choir - “Roamin’ in the the RM of Ritchot and Lorette) - Need people to Osteoporosis Canada - 7th annual Community Club, 200 Glendale Blvd, Gloamin” - songs and music of Wales, Ireland be on our list of available drivers, friendly visitors, Cheese & Wine, Thur., Mar. 1, 6:30 pm Woodhaven in St James, Tue. and Wed. and Scotland, Fri., Mar. 2 and Sat., Mar. 3 at housekeepers etc. Call Denise: 883-2880 Reception, at Niakwa Country Club, 620 afternoons, 1 pm-4 pm, model building, 7:30 pm in St. Andrew’s auditorium. Doors Niakwa Rd., Wpg. Door Prizes and Silent carving, cribbage, coffee, camaraderie open 6:45 pm. Snacks and punch are provid- The Services to Seniors programs in North Auction. $70 til Jan. 31, then $80 ($25 and more. Call Doug: 832-0629 or 804- ed with admission. Wine and Guinness will be Eastman - Services: transportation, friendly visiting, tax receipt). Call: 772-3498 or email: 5165 offered for purchase by the glass. Tickets $15 phone calls, foot care, housekeeping, yard work, [email protected] with cabaret seating. Call 488-1130, to minor home repairs, Meals on Wheels, Congregate Dakota 55+ Lazers Program - Dakota Royal Scottish Country Dance Society - reserve your seat, call by Friday, Feb. 24. Meals, Lifeline, ERIK®, errands, etc. Call the site Community Centre, 1188 Dakota St., nearest you. Brokenhead Outreach for Seniors at Dance to the music of lively Scottish reels Wpg. Floor Curling, Floor Shuffle, Line Headingley United Church Players - 268-7300, H.E.L.P. Centre (East Beach area) and jigs in a relaxed social evening of easy Dancing, Whist, Tai Chai, health presen- 29th Annual Dinner Theatre, Song of the 756-6471, Springfield Services to Seniors ceilidh, Scottish and old tyme dances. Thurs. tations and social activities. Programs run Mounties, Feb. 17, 18, 23, 24, 25, 853-7582, Two Rivers Senior Resource evenings 8-10 pm, to Mar. 15 at St. Paul’s Tues., Wed. and Thur. Call Karen: 255- Headingley Community Centre, 5353 Council, Lac du Bonnet/Pinawa 345-1227 Anglican Church, 830 North Drive and Point 2061 for more info Portage Ave. Doors open 5:30 pm, Dinner or Whitemouth/Reynolds 348-4610 and Winnipeg Rd. $5 per evening. 284-4667. 6:30 pm. Tickets $40. Call 255-1123. 55+ Men’s Club - meets Wed. & Thur. River Resource Council 367-9128 Order of St. Luke Christian Healing afternoons, 1-4 pm, at 3172 Portage Ave. Springfield Services to Seniors - Cooks South Interlake Seniors Resource Conference - May 11-12, St. James Activities include; wood carving, wood Creek C.C. Pancake Breakfast, Feb. 25, 9 am. Council Inc. - Services for seniors and those Church, 195 Collegiate St., Theme: burning, art classes, modeling (airplane, Go-Getters Bowling, Anola Seniors Exercise with disabilities. (Stonewall, RMs of Kingdom, Power, Glory, Speaker: Rev. boats) or enjoy a cup of coffee with the Program, 10:30 am, Feb. 27. Cooks Creek: call Woodlands, Rosser, Rockwood–wards Mike Endicott, Blind Healer from Wales, men. New members and program ideas Mon, Wed, Fri @ noon Jean: 444-6000; Anola: 1,2,3,4). Services include Driver/Escort UK. Info: 888-6743. welcomed. Call 987-8850. call Mon- Fri @ noon Brenda @ 866-3622. Program, Mobility aid Lending Service, Handy Fort Garry Women's Resource Centre - Seine River Seniors - Exploring Springfield Services to Seniors - Helper, Housecleaning, Friendly Visiting, Wen-do Women's Self Defense Classes, Restaurants, (on Feb. 24, Joey's restaurant in Congregate Meals are available to all community Telecheck-Telephone buddy, E.R.I.K., Life Line. Tues. Evenings Feb 21-Mar 27, 8-10 pm Meadwoods). Celebrations Dinner Theatre seniors. Oakbank: Mon/Tues & Fri. @ 5 p.m. Caregiver Support Grp. meets last Wed. ea at Oxford Heights Community Ctr., 359 Matinee, "Elvis'" Apr. 24, call Fran: 269-8584. Wed/Thurs. @ noon Call Vivian @ 444-3132; month. Call 467-2719 Page 10 Senior Scope • 204-467-9000 • [email protected] V10 N9 • Feb 14 - Mar 6

Gold Robbery, cont’d from page 8 the morning, rob a bank in the afternoon, During his escape, Betty’s 16-year- CROSSWORD - Weather in Manitoba mail the loot back to his old son pulled into the driveway one 1 house, and hop a flight back to night in Treherne and was hauled out of Winnipeg that evening. the car at gunpoint by Mounties, who 2 What almost made Gates more angry thought he was his uncle. 3 4 5 6 was the fact that Ken went bowling the “We loved Ken, and we just felt so night before the gold heist with his sorry,” his sister said. brother Bob, a Winnipeg policeman. Leishman served his prison time and 7 8 Police even searched Bob’s house for started a new life for himself and wife the gold, adding to his humiliation. “I held Elva in Red Lake, Ontario, north of that against him. Ken knew what was Kenora. He became president of the 9 10 11 going on and he took out his brother like local chamber of commerce, and lost a 12 that,” she said. bid to become mayor. Yet the happy-go-lucky Leishman was He died on December 14, 1979, 13 14 15 liked by nearly everyone, even the police when the Medevac plane he was piloting who dealt with him. The day after the crashed in poor weather near Thunder 16 17 gold robbery, he was stopped at a red Bay. He was flying an aboriginal woman light next to a police cruiser. Leishman from northern Ontario to a hospital. 18 rolled down his window and exchanged Betty said the legacy of her brother greetings with the officers. Ken has been to make members of the “Ken was personable,” said Gates. Leishmans and her own family “so sick- 19 20 21 “When he was picking up bales, he eningly honest. We’re always thinking 22 could get 10 other kids to help him.” that someone will suspect we’re up to 23 Their parents were poor and split up something.” when Ken was barely two years old. “My kids will say, ‘Mom, why did you 24 Gates remembers being so poor the teach us not to lie? Everyone else can kids would dip rhubarb sticks into salt tell a lie and we can’t.’“I never believed in instead of sugar because they couldn’t telling a lie but now I think, with these 25 afford sugar. Ken spent some time in telemarketers, you have to sometimes.” foster homes. None of the Leishman and Gates chil- “It’s not like kids today where your dren have shown an inclination toward parents are behind you. We were crime, and “are all honest, hard-working 26 always in the way.” people,” Gates said. Three of Ken Answers on next page The family moved to downtown Leishman’s children are regular members Across Down Winnipeg and Ken started to hang of the Mormon Church. around with a bad gang of kids. They One comment Ken made as a child 1 Some like it this way (3) 1Form of stroke (4) stole oranges from Eaton’s, and Ken seemed to sum up his attitude. 3 Common conversation topic (7) 2 Cats and dogs (4) would also pilfer the odd comic book. “Ken was sitting on Grandpa’s knee, 5 Fall and winter illness (3) 4 Canadian temperature (7) So the family moved back to Treherne, and he said, ‘You know, Grandpa, some 6 Seen when it's sunny (6) 5Our heads are sometimes in it (3) partly to keep him out of trouble. day I’d like to have lots of money like you 7Winter activity (12) 6White man (7) Leishman’s capture in the gold have. But I don’t want to have to work as 10 Cold symptom (8) 7 It's as original as a fingerprint (9) robbery wasn’t the end of his story. He hard as you.’ “Ken was only six or seven 13 Winter sport (7) 8Weather measurement (11) escaped from Headingley Correctional years old at the time.” 16 5 of them in Winnipeg 9 Summer activity (11) Institution, stole a plane, and was even- (including Construction) (7) 11 Ground shaker (10) tually recaptured in Gary, Indiana. 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Margaret And Me Revisited - PART ONE by William J. Thomas - Humour Columnist

This fall marks the thirteenth year Humour, There’s Always Hope. She has an artificial hip and cataracts on dwarfs I can just see myself doing my since the publication of Margaret And A chapter in the book that tells you both eyes, completely covering one eye.” Richard Nixon impersonation in order to Me, a book about my wee Irish mother more about our medical world than you I swear to God he looked directly at get her to say “Grumpy.” I knew she that I am proud to have written. Anytime want to know is ‘How I Helped My me and in a very professional voice said: would not do well on the test. you can bestow a little immortality to a Mother Flunk Her Short-Term Memory “Has this caused her any problems?” A week later we got word Margaret’s loving and deserving parent it makes Test.’ It began when I received an urgent, I instinctively turned around to look home care application had been approved. your own life a tad more meaningful. last-minute message to get my mother behind me to make sure he wasn’t talking “I guess I did pretty good on that test, If Margaret, who passed away in to the geriatrics clinic in Welland by to someone else, like the evil phantom huh Bill?” She gave me an elbow in the 1999 were reading this column she’d 1:00 pm sharp “or else we’ll never get son who would whisper, “C’mon, Doc, ribs and a big boastful smile. say: “Immorality! Bill, you’re so ungrateful.” another appointment. it’s only a hangnail. She’s a chronic I said, “You aced it, Marg. You really She had that kind of sense of humour. My sister Gail and I were trying to get complainer!” aced it.” Page 1: I dedicate this book to my approval for a government home care I thought he was kidding. So I said: There was just no way I was going to mother, Margaret Mary McLean Thomas, program in which a trained health care “Well, she’s thinking of quitting playing tell her the truth, that you have to fail the the source of whatever goodness and technician would come to the apartment hockey in the Welland Industrial League.” geriatrics test in order to qualify for the humour I possess. several times a week, spend time with Not originally from Canada and home care program. my mother, and then leave with a really unfamiliar with our national sport he made Margaret is and always has been the bad headache. a check mark on my mother’s chart, There was just no way I was kindest, sweetest, gentlest soul on the So at 1:05 pm, my mother and I sit looked directly at her and said, “You going to tell her the truth, face of the earth. A saint, really. So down with the local geriatrics specialist. know, at your age, Mrs. Thomas, you that you have to fail the much so that I’ve often offered to send It’s the first time I’ve ever not spent an shouldn’t be on the ice.’ a letter off to the Vatican to get her hour waiting to see a doctor, so I’m I stared at him in silence. My brain geriatrics test in order to name on that list for beatification. already a little suspicious. The doctor froze. I was speechless. If I could find qualify for the home care And every time I mention this, she has no medical information on Margaret words… what I should have said was: program. My mother flunked because the family doctor who did “Oh, no, Doc, it’s okay. She’s a goal- says the same thing: “That’s nice, dear her short term memory test but they charge so dang much. I’ll just the referral hasn’t yet forwarded the tender. She hardly ever leaves her get your sister to give me a perm.” paperwork. crease!” and I for one, could not be “So what’s wrong with her?” the Of course, my mother is oblivious to Okay. So this woman is not quite prouder of her. specialist asks in a matter-of-fact manner, all this, because like most seniors, she grasping the concept of beatification. and then he begins scribbling in an still prefers to keep her $400 hearing First I’d get the rolling of the eyes and This doesn’t make her a bad person, open file. The doctor is middle-aged, aid in a secret compartment of her then the look, the look that says “I can’t does it? meticulous, and humourless. purse, for safe keeping. believe you ever got through university.” To Margaret’s great amazement the “Well,” I begin, “my mother will be “Sorry,” I said, “but I’ll wait outside.” My mother flunked her short term book not only became a bestseller in ninety years old in a couple of months. And I left her alone with the specialist. I’d memory test and I for one, could not be hardback, but the rights were purchased She has arthritis in both hands, and one heard about this test – date of birth, prouder of her. by McCarthur And Company and repub- knee gives out now and then. She’s today’s date, phone number, names of lished with an additional section with been in two car accidents, which have children. For comments, ideas and a copy stories of Margaret’s last few years in left a bump on her head, a lump on her By the time the geriatrics specialist of Margaret And Me, Northland Manor titled Where There’s throat, and pain across her shoulders. asks my mother to name the seven go to www.williamthomas.ca

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194 OSBORNE ST. 943-3168 Corner of Gertrude in Osborne Village Open Mon-Fri 10 - 5:30 / Sat. noon - 5 Marty’s still here! 32 years ...... 32 years ! Marty Halprin has been in the jewellery business for 32 years.. starting out small in the old downtown , when downtown was a downtown .... to buying his own building on Osborne and Gertrude to house Celia’s Jewellery. Celia’s looked after Winnipegers for all their jewellery needs... diamond rings for young couples…… anniversary rings for “old “ couples…… custom designs for those who couldn’t find what they wanted…… and jewellery repairs for those worn-out or damaged items. Celia’s Jewellery was known as the go-to store if nobody else could fix it…… the go-to store for the impossible- to-find matching stone in a ring or pendant. Marty would always find a way to fix the impossible-to-fix. He always found a way to make his customers and many friends happy. After 32 years you collect a lot of stuff - so, in the fall of 2010 Celia’s Jewellery had a closing-out sale to end all sales. There were line-ups to get into the store. Marty was going to try to retire and do something as silly as become a bike courier. Well, that didn’t happen. Instead , he downsized the store, got rid of all the “chazerai” in the sale, and rented out the other half. So , as the story goes ...... Marty is still in business ....on his own... and doing what he does best, now under the name “MARTY’S DIAMOND AND GOLD EXCHANGE”…… still with the same dedicated award-winning goldsmith, SOUK ...and Jack ( Jane?) of all trades, ANNE. Marty’s buys and sells estate jewellery, scrap gold, diamonds and coins. Marty’s still custom makes any precious item in gold or silver and, of course, provides expert jewellery repairs. Again, for all your diamond or gold jewellery needs ...... see Marty - but not on Tuesday or Wednesday mornings as he’s gone bike riding. Open 10 to 5:30, Sat., noon to 5.