Grim-All-Day A Play by Chas LiBretto December 13. 2017 Agent contact: Katie Gamelli
[email protected] A3 Artists Agency Literary Division The Empire State Building Fifth Ave. 38th Floor New York, NY 10118 1 Dramatis Personae Actor 1: Joseph Grimaldi Actor 2: JS Grimaldi / John Grimaldi Actor 3: Mary Actor 4: Signor Grimaldi / John Philip Kemble / Charles Actor 5: Charles Dickens Actor 6: Columbine / Young JS / Young Grimaldi Time: 1832 and earlier Place: London I make you laugh at night but I am Grim All Day. - Joseph Grimaldi Nobody likes a clown at midnight. - Stephen King 2 Scene 1 1832 London, 1832. Music from Regency-era Pantomime shows plays softly and sadly in the background, while the lights brighten very, very slowly on a dilapidated old theatre. GRIMALDI Stop me if you’ve heard this one. A man goes to visit a doctor to treat his melancholy. “I can’t eat,” he says. “I can’t sleep. I feel constantly miserable. Please help me, doctor.” The doctor looks him over and he says “Laughter is the best medicine, my friend. Take yourself off to Covent Garden Theatre where you will find the Great Grimaldi performing in ‘Harlequin and Mother Goose.’ It is exquisitely funny and will cure you of all your ills without any pills or potions from my cabinet.” The man looks at the doctor a moment. “Ah,” he says. “That won’t help.” “Well, why not, sir?” The man shrugs. “I am Grimaldi.” CHARLES (off) Mister Grimaldi? Ah, Mister Grimaldi? Are you there? GRIMALDI (off) I’m up on stage.