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Wilfrid Laurier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, March 15, 1984 Volume 24, Number 21

Inside Newbrough to replace Knight

by Theresa Kelly Jobs "No by degree one can expect me tobe Tuffy

— there is only one Tuffy."

With unemployment rates sky- With these words, Rich

to high among young adults, a Newbrough agreed a one-year government study shows that a contract as Laurier's new athletic

university degree improves the director and head football coach. chances of has finding a job. Newbrough been Laurier's 3 associate director of athletics page since

1973and an assistant football coach out Lights here since 1968. Newbrough will

take over the position vacated last Waterloo traffic officials region month David by "Tuffy" Knight on don't express much optimism April 1. Knight has accepted a about getting traffic signals at position with the Toronto Argonauts the hazardous Hazel and of the Canadian Football League. University crossing. Newbrough was Knight's personal 3 page choice to replace him.

Presently Newbrough is signed to

a one-year contract so the university Another election can review the current responsibi-

lities of the dual position of head For that 30 cent of the per coach and athletic director.

student population that cares According to Peter Venton, Laurier's enough to exercise its franchise, vice-president: finance, who here is yet another chance to announced Newbrough's appoint- vote. See what 16 senate ment last Wednesday, "the university candidates have to say. will complete a review of possible 8-9 pages new directions and alternative

structures for the Athletic Depart-

ment." The study, to be completed

by September, will help the school At Hell's gate decide if it should establish a formal

search committee to consider The GW drama department's Newbrough and others for this post production of Christopher in the future. Marlowe's Doctor Faustus, the One of the priorities tale of Newbrough classic a man's struggle has set for himself is to get more for his soul, opened Tuesday student support at Athletic events. night at the Humanities Theatre. "More than anything I'd like to get the page 13 student body behind the athletic

program," said Newbrough in an Rave Raggae interview with The Cord last Friday. Like Knight, Newbrough is a

English reggae band GB4O got graduate of Ohio's Fairmont State a frenzied, enthusiastic Photo by Karim Virani where he received his in response A close shave... B.A. from 2,000 fans at last Friday's physical education. Before coming "We're to make second bit Peter Crews Superskate Seven concert. just trying year a more interesting," say (right) and Rick to Laurier, Newbrough spent three Sanderson. Last bored of for their small business two page 13 weekend, preparing project, the men let a years in the U.S. Marines and

friend shave coached football at their heads. "There is a difference between non-conformity and individuality," says an Ohio high school. Sanderson. Right...now tell that to the president of IBM. Additional story on page 17. Payolas pay off

The Coronet was packed when On the campaign trail the Payolas took to the stage last for of Friday a lively evening music. , reforms lull crowd pa9els MacGuigan All-star Hawk

laws "violent Hawk by Bruce Arculus tougher against porn." Hockey goalie Steve the provinces and their right to would to OGAA In an effort to his MacGuigan also like see Bienkowski, an first team promote image, control provincial resources, easier federal Justice Minister Mark divorce laws, claiming that a all-star, has been selected as a MacGuigan said he felt that before is much member of the CIAG MacGuigan appeared 300 one-year waiting period have much hockey provinces too power Laurier students last week, four more viable than the three-to five- team. just already, and labelled the premiers before in effect now. days declaring his candidacy year requirement barons." page 17 "regional It wasn't until the floor for the leadership of theLiberal party. was opento MacGuigan is also dedicated to that a stir of Although he refused to answer questions interest ran the reforming the Senate, which he said questions regarding a possible through students.

When should be "elected on the basis of bid, it was MacGuigan was asked his Coach of leadership clear that year was on on the recent cruise missile proportional representation." MacGuigan the campaign opinion One student trail. test, he referred to "recent reminded Mac- Coach Don Smith, a Laurier polls

thatabout half of Guigan that the audience was staff MacGuigan at ease with showing Canadians a member since 1970, was appeared the students; the he has support the testing." He also noted political science class by asking him recently name co-coach of the years spent Canada's first what he as of law at Toronto to NATO as thought 'Liberals' stood year in the OGAA West division professor and obligation one Windsor of the for for and second if Trudeau's in volleyball. have given him an empathy primary reasons allowing towards students the test. retirement would that many prompt ideological page 17 Mark MacGuigan do "We have to for the politicians not possess. maintain a balance of change party. Often labelled world he "but have as 'bland' and power," said, we "I don't like the term Mew "I thought the big retirement story

tedious,' also have this balance a MacGuigan lived up to that to strive to at was Tuffy Knight," he said. St. Liberalism," MacGuigan answered. Happy Patty's he of armaments." image as launched into a 20- lower level The Liberal philosophy to "shake off Last Sunday evening, MacGuigan

minute lecture on law reforms that MacGuigan also paid tribute to Prime announced his Day! the deadening bonds that constrain formally intention to Trudeau's efforts to "make will be introduced this Minister run for Trudeau's old leader. year. them" has never changed, he said. post as The the world a better and safer to minister plans to take place On the issue of Trudeau's Oddly, he made the proclamation in See in Wilf you s on Friday! drunk live." stronger measures against retirement, MacGuigan had nothing Edmonton, even though the Liberals When on the of drivers, and also intends to questioned a legislate power to offer other than tributes andjokes. don't have seat west of Manitoba. 2 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984

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• Oktoberfest ;! followed by:

David Bowie's 1983 I • Bands

• Arts & Lectures "Serious Moonlight"U

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O 0 Men $7.00 Women $7.50 boosts with Blow Degree job potential Complete Dry

- Couillard The Mon. closed Tues. & Wed. -8:30 - 5:45 by Nancy unemployment figure among the unemployment rate among 1982 1982 Laurier graduates was 11.2 per cent, grads was only 4.8 per

& Fri. - - times of Thurs. 8:30 6:00 In these high unemploy- which is less than two thirds of the cent. Arts and Music grads had an

ment a still The of 91 while - - university degree provincial average. study, employment rate per cent Sat. 8:00 3:30

to be in a Social Data Research seems helpful finding job. completed by 96.1 per cent of the 1982 Business for the Minis- 28 A survey completed Limited, also revealed that 79.1 per grads were placed. University Ave. East of Colleges and Universities has Another Between try cent of the graduates were happy important fact revealed Regina & Weber St., Waterloo that of the revealed unemployment among with their line work. by study is that graduate women 886-2060 residents between the for 85 of what their Ontario ages Another study, completed are making per cent 24 18.7 male of 20 and is an alarming per Wilfrid Laurier University by counterparts earn.

cent. However, the figure for people Placement and Career Services The study also analyzed the

that have completed a university (PCS), has shown that the rate for earnings of the 1982 graduates.

education is much lower. The Wilfrid Laurier grads is much better. Someone with a four-year honours

degree was making an average of $20,834 after one year. In BEER Big buddy's watching you comparison, someone holding a threeyear general degree was

earning $19,745 after one year. TRIVIA PURSUIT by Bruce Arculus really assess the usefulness of the The Ontario study showed that of is for students What a buddy? According to program residence the 1982 graduates working full- Adrianna Petrucci, a buddy is a since they already have the NIGHT 50 of time, over per cent them were second-, third-, or fourth-year student assistance of dons and head employed in one of 21 occupations. "who can serve as a liaison between residents, but she contends that the

The four most common careers ttie new student and the services of buddy system will be a boon to off- were: accounting, auditing and other in their first the school." According to WLGSG campus students or MARCH financial officers WEDNESDAY, 21 (8.1 per cent); President Kevin Byers, a buddy is transfer year.

elementary and - At kindergarten 7 9 someone who "can tell new students the March 4 WLGSG board pm teachers (5.9 cent); take." the board voted per computer which bird courses to meeting, to provide programmers (4.8 cent); lawyers with $95 per The proposed buddy system is the Petrucci to cover the cost of notaries and (3.7 per cent). brainchild of former WLGSG board the and promoting program JOIN IN THE FUN, CHEER ON YOUR The survey completed by PCS also member Adrianna Petrucci. To soliciting volunteers to act as investigated the income of Laurier's FAVOURITE TEAM AND TEST YOUR in next implement the program, she needs buddies the school year. 1982 graduates. Arts and Music 350 volunteers. All students new to Petrucci is hopeful about getting BEER KNOWLEDGE graduates were averaging a starting Laurier in the fall would be assigned the support of the student body the salary of $18,051 (excluding a senior student "buddy" who would, program will require to get teachers furthering their education), according to Petrucci, "help the underway. She has worked hard on and 1982 business graduates were the and needsat least 350 (new) student get established on program, BLACK LIGHT LOUNGE, receiving an of $19,1 15 as various because there will be average campus, join clubs and volunteers, their about students starting pay. LITTLE scheduled activities within their 1,400 new next year. HOUSE "A university degree is still a faculty, and stress the various Petrucci says she has talked the definite advantage in the ADMISSION services the Gniversity has tooffer — matter over with Dean of Students FREE marketplace," said Jan Basso, such as housing, health services, and Fred Michols and decided that a in manager of PCS, reaction to the counselling." screening process was not study's findings. of I've — Petrucci says the buddy system necessary. "First all, got SPONSORED BY — Basso BACCHUS hopes the survey of 1983 could provide invaluable job and reliable people taking the names of grads will be completed by April. career counselling, since the buddy the buddies and they can tell if a

is "knows the system." In the business person suited or not,'' she says.

courses, for example, the buddy Buddy systems have been could aid the new student with implemented successfully in several specialization within the field. large Canadian and American Another benefit listed by Petrucci is universities. Wilfrid Laurier University Turret's in to know the Kitchener- had a similar several getting program years Waterloo in area. ago which the Orientation Week Petrucci admits that she can't Icebreakers served a year-round role. video is VOTE

on track Signals at Hazel St. Monday March 19, 1984

Special to the Cord from 'unwarranted': 10 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. region At a cost of slightly under $30,000 WLCJSCI has completed changes to 6:30 to 9:00 by Mark Hall p.m. p.m. the Turret's audio and video system. Waterloo Region traffic officials feel a crosswalk or traffic signals at The equipment, which has been the corner of Hazel St.and University Ave. "would cause more fully operational for two weeks, Tuesday March 20, 1984 problems than it would solve." includes a satellite dish capable of The problems: increased delays to motorists; the difficulty of co- 6:30 to 9:00 receiving up to 13 satellites and a p.m. p.m. ordinating three traffic Ave. at King, Hazel and Albert signals (University new 9'xl2' video screen. All

streets); and the inevitability of an increase in rear-end type collisions. equipment is hooked into the "We still feel it's in the best interest for not to install signals," everyone Turret's sound system. Wednesday March 21, 1984 said John Kerfoot, the region's co-ordinator of traffic analysis and date According to SAMboard Director "If collection. our guidelines indicated there was a warrant for signals Mike 6:30 to 9:00 O'Brien, "We now have the best p.m. p.m. there, we would have them installed." audio-video system in the area or at Kerfoot said the volumeof pedestrian traffic at the comer is not large any university oub." to warrant Studies done annual basis with this March 1984 enough lights. are on an O'Brien Thursday 22, attributes some of the year's survey scheduled for the spring, before the end of the present increased attendance figures at the school term. 6:30 to 9:00 Turret the p.m. p.m. to new video system. "The "The volumes of and the number (pedestrians) are still holding shooter bar and other changes have the and don't steady through years I expect to see much change this a lot to do with it." said O'Brien, "but AND said Kerfoot. year," "They are but not to increasing slightly enough the videos have a lot to do with it too. warrant signals." March The videos give people who aren't Saturday 23, 1984 WLUSU President Kevin Byers said he is going to wait until the dancing something else to do with does its traffic region spring count before heacts on the matter. He has 10 a.m. to 2:00 their time." p.m. received some indication that the region is considering installing O'Brien also credits the videos at the and he signals corner, plans to lobby for the liqhts or a crosswalk with the increase in pub attendance he said. on Mondays, Tuesdays, and don'tthink can do drastic," said I you anything Byers. "Before you Wednesdays. The Turret is currently do you still have to the anything go through proper channels." showing movies on these nights. ALL Full-time and Part-time The in its to region gives priority budgeting those intersections it sees WL(JS(J Business Manager John as most dangerous. Byers he will work "to make Hazel and says Karr that the with reports system was students may vote a University more of a priority for them." completely installed at a cost of Byers believes it be better aim for may to installation of a crosswalk $29,400. This figure is higher than STUDENT CARD rather than lights. Kerfoot said the has looked into region the possibility the original cost estimate to of brought in a but said that putting crosswalk, this, too, would cause some the WLCISCboard in January, but the problems and would people not necessarily walk down to Hazel St. to system was still brought in under cross University Ave., said Kerfoot. budget, contends Karr. In addition The issue of SENATE ELECTION at the comer was accentuated lights recently when a to the budgeted equipment, Laurier student received minor after injuries being struck by a car while O'Brien requested additional video crossing Ave. at Hazel. there have University Though been a number of equipment that was bought for accidents at Hazel and University in the few this the first past years, was and editing display writing purposes. in which a pedestrian was involved. The cost of the original equipment C.E.O. was $1,000 under budget. 1984 4 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15,

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in brief

Liberals plan ad assault on youth

OTTAWA (CUP) — A secret Liberal party film December introduces a new Youth Ministry, and influential Liberal shown to party faithful in Halifax reveals that according to senator the youth will be key targets in the upcoming Jaques Hebert, ministry was a "simple and to APPLICATION FORMS federal election. inexpensive" way appease young people

According to Southham News, the Liberals and gain their support. plan to make "better use" of youth Gordon Ashworth, a spokesperson for the for at Prime Minister's office, which the newspapers, including those colleges and produced confirmed the will universities. The party will buy advertising film, youth ministry sponsor and student ads in student and inform student space give journalists greater newspapers RESIDENCE ACCOMMODATION of issues access to cabinet ministers for interviews. journalists concerning their readers. A January meeting between employment The 30 minute film implies the Liberals will and immigration minister John Roberts and 1984-1985 use tax-payers' to woo several money major 35 studentjournalists from across the country,

electoral — youth, women, urban flown groups to Toronto at tax-payers' expense, was middle class and ethnic voters. not an example of Liberal campaigning for the for But David Graham, an official with the newly youth vote, Ashworth said.

created youth ministry, he knows of no says Roberts, a potential Liberal leadership the plans to woo youth vote. at time candidate, said the the meeting was Students His contradict Liberal Returning statements recent intended to established publicize programs moves. The federal throne in party speech dealing with youth unemployment. are

Engineers' ad labelled as sexist now available in the Office. MONTREAL (CUP) — For the first time in its now offer public apologies to all Concordia Housing

history, the judicial arm of the Concordia students and refrain from racist or sexist

student association ruled that an ad was sexist. advertising in the future. Closing Deadline — Friday, March 16th While the student association has long been The board also ordered the Student Human opposed to racist, sexist and Commission homophobic Rights to come up with a is time copy, this the first someone has actually workable definition of sexism by month's end. been reprimanded for discrimination. of Please direct all to The offensive ad, saying "Cruise Myrna Lashley, one the four students who inquiries about the Corcordian women...and missiles," was paid for by the complained ad, hopes to have the affirmed Engineering Students' Association. It ran in newly standard applied to all the Office: Concordian, a Her main is the Housing the fledgling paper competing campus publications. target the with the student newspaper, The Link. Bogge hews, engineering magazine known The Concordian and the must to frequently run discriminatory engineers copy. 884-1970, Ext. 2236

Paper yanked for election stand

- to MONTREAL (CUP) The Concordia put up posters asking students go to the Link office if wanted of the University student newspaper was yanked off they a copy issue.

its stand last week for endorsing a co- Fenwick, who initiated the ruling against the

Link, one of the presidential slate in the student elec- openly supports co-

slates not the tions. presidential supported by paper.

The judicial board of Concordia's University Despite an earlier ruling by the board the

student association ruled that most CUSA had what the recent no say over the Link printed as

issue of the was "election Link campaign material and coverage," a midnight appeal by the ordered staff all papers removed from the stands by was rejected.

2 p.m., March 6. The ruling came just after The judicial committeeruled the Link could

on the first of studentassociation be redistributed if the half midnight day offending page was

elections. removed. Few in papers were circulated a CUSA co-president Terry Fenwick censored form and all were back on the stands I threatened freeze 9 CORONETI to the Link budget if editor by p.m., March 8, shortly after polls closed.

Karen Herland did not abide the order. Fenwick said the by election may be All of copies the Link were removed by 1 invalidated if someone complains further p.m. that day. Some students, including Link about the editorial. He maintains the opinion staffers, continued to hand out copies, unfair piece was to the other three slates not it A explaining why was censored. few staffers endorsed.

Nuclear free plebiscite plan bombs

CALGARY (CUP) — The University of Calgary was defeated Feb. 7,.

student association rejected a plebiscite Vice-president finance Myles McDougall proposal to make the a nuclear campus the motion. "A opposed yes vote on this issue weapon free zone. Disarmament Association could be misunderstood and used to say spokesperson Karen Wylie said making the students support a position that they actually a nuclear free campus weapons zone would might not," he said. prevent not the but the only deployment, McDougall submitted another motion manufacture, testing and research of nuclear asking that "the peoples of the world live in weapoiis. love and harmony." Insisting the motion was

But a motion to the put non-binding not a joke, he said he wanted to show the question on the 1984 general election ballot motherhood nature of the proposal.

Police, gays join to battle crime

LETHBRIDGE, Alta. — In a bid end (CUP) to crimes," mostly homophobic violence, tense relations with traditionally Calgary's gay prompted the group's formation, he said.

community, police formed a There six city recently are currently gays on the liaison committee. as a committee, acting support group,escorts The recruited for the committee for crime police gays gay victims and press liaisons. front through a ad in the Calgary Herald, The is page police department financing a police and the formed in May, 1983. film group training which the gay community will A of the gay representative committee, who produce. asked not to be named, said the "seem police Similar programs have been tried, with to be receptive" to the concerns. community's varying results, in Edmonton, Vancouver and Calgary's large number of unsolved "gay Toronto.

24 Late shocks I night rape college l satuSaV^^

TORONTO (CUP) — Police was are still looking working alone on the second floor of the for a in his man late 20's who attacked and when she was college approached by a man,

raped a woman at the University of Toronto hit on the head and raped. The incident earlier this month. occurred at about 10 p.m. She was treated at a local hospital for a head Administration at Innis College, where the attack injury and shock, and later released. occurred, has ordered cleaning staff to It is refrain always a shock to recognize that a place from working after hours. familiar as as one's workplace is not secure," Police said the assaulted cleaning woman Innis said principal Dennis Duffy. 6 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984

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Thursday, March 15, 1984

Volume 24, Number 21 Student Council:

Jackie Kaiser

Editor Social Convenor Chuck Kirkham

News Editor

When is a student government not a student government? Karen Thorpe it When manages to skilfully avoid committing itself to taking action. Entertainment Editor And when it effectively ignores issues of real importance to the welfare of students (i.e. in student safety) favour of maintaining its image as the Theresa Kelly ultimate campus social convenor (i.e. "buddy" system). Sports Editor When the safety of Laurier students — especially women students — called into earlier this WLCISCJ President was question year, Kevin Byers Ruth Demeter and Vice President: Secretary Barb Mlot reacted to the perceived need for Copy Editor a group walk-home or escort service by doing what all forms of

government do in dealing with problems that require "urgent" attention. Michaela Reicht They established an ad hoc committee to "look into" the matter. Production Manager This fine one is really classic, a example of inefficiency at its best. The

committee will be required to submit recommendations to the board by Adriaan Demmers next fall. So the has to meet far, group only managed only once, and with Bruce Arculus exams and summertime rapidly approaching, it is doubtful that it will be Production Assistants able to put together anything but a skeleton report.

What is truly amazing is that the committee's mandate is to study the Karim Virani

issue of — from general campus safety including everything wet floors to Photo Manager icy sidewalks — and not specifically the proposal for a walk-home or escort service. The diffused nature of the ad hoc committee's mandate Rod McNaughton will surely guarantee its ultimate failure to accomplish anything of Photo Technician significance. It doubtful is that Laurier will have any service of this kind before next Paul Gomme That would be after January. one year the idea was first brought to the Arts attention of the Student Gnion. Graphic Technician

Until the next act of violence puts fear back into the minds of students, Amanda Bramall it is doubtful that anyone will question the failure of our student Circulation & to action to Filing Manager government take improve campus safety. After all, it would

seem quite reasonable on one level, to expect that a good deal of time is Miles Chesher and consideration required before a workable solution can be found.

This is true in of the failure of Advertising Manager especially light similar programs on other

Ontario campuses. But why was the student government at University of Bev Toronto's Victoria College able to implement a successful escort service Biglow Head its in three months? on campus just Typesetter information about WLCI's services and and the benefit of a The answer has a lot to do with priorities. resources,

senior "role model" from whom new students could seek advice and Francine It has become increasingly clear that it is the priority of our student Clohosey whom could meet other "pals." union to be a competent social convenor that can keep its students through they Wendy Chapelle

recent Let's be serious. Most students do a more than adequate job of social smiling. In months, a great deal of time, energy, and even a bit of Liz Young

planning on their own. And with residence dons, clubs, Wendy cash have been spent on developing a "buddy system" for WLCI. This campus Zenchyshyn

services, a student handbook, assistants, and health ingenious proposal is designed to ease the personal and social counselling teaching Typesetters

the Dean of Students, there are more adjustment of new students by matching senior students with first-year services, not to mention already and transfer students. than enough available services for new students.

When The buddy is certainly a cute idea. It probably won't do questioned at the last board meeting about the services provided system any

the harm, and it even do a tidbit of for some new students. by buddy Byers that a could new might good system, suggested "buddy" advise The Cord Weekly is published students about the of But to waste time and on this when the availability "bird courses" in his or her of energy planning system area weekly during the fall and winter is study. pressing need for improved campus safety being shoved under the academic terms. Editorial board table is inexcusable. Other advantages to new students with room buddies, according to the opinions are independent of the Kaiser s primary backer, Adrianna Jackie program Petrucci, include the accessibility of University, WLUSU, and Student

Publications. The Cord is a

member of the Canadian

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United States and Europe. COMA concerned about cults The Cord welcomes all

comments, criticisms and COMA is the form for the on On March discussion of cults...l would never have short Council Mind , Wednesday, 21, the students of accepted suggestions from its readers. Abuse. COMA formed Laurier will have the that first invitation." She concludes that was by a group of opportunity to view a by saying Letters to the Editor should be concerned citizens, members of the media and presentation by Mr. Lan Ha worth of COMA from "In part, I blame the institutionsand their silence." and handed in to the for be typed the and 7:00 to 9:30 in P1025-P1027.The Here is an that silence to medical, political legal professions. p.m. program opportunity Cord Editor prior to Monday for the includes a broken; don't pass it COMA is concerned about the evening presentation by up! must bear the Brent noon. All letters Haworth and a film entitled "Cults: Choice Zorgdrager violations of freedom of choice and religion or author's full name and Coercion" and an opportunity to pose questions. involved when innocent people are coerced from telephone number. The Cord The presentation will touch on areas such as cult their traditional religous affiliation and lifestyles by reserves the to refuse characteristics, the harmful effects of cults and right any subtle psychological methods. submission which it considers cult involvement, cult techniques of psychological Cord! libellous in Boo racist, sexist, or COMA aims, through education, to offset the coercion and recruiting techniques. nature. All letters are subject to increasing menace posed by the deceptive The valueof this educationalexperience can be for in from We would like to in editing length. recruitment and indoctrination techniques seen a quote a young woman after having express our disappointment

cults. At it is been rescued from "If The Cord the recent interviews for next employed by present, reported by a cult by her family. I had regarding National for The COMA that 3000 cults exist in heard lecture staff The that interviewed Advertising approximately ever a on cults in a high school year's positions. panel North America. us included Andrew Miller, Karim Virani, Karen Cord is provided by Campus assembly or a college lecture, or engaged in a 124 Merton 3rd Thorpe, and Ruth Demeter. We were being Plus, Street, Ontario M4S interviewed for both Sports and Entertainment Floor, Toronto, Cord! Editors. 2Z2. For local advertising, call Congratulations Interestingly enough, Ruth Demeter, a member (519) 884-2990 or (519) 884-

of the 2991. interviewing committee, was appointed

economic in I would like to take this opportunity to families, and it can occur any age Entertainment Editor. This is the most

located on congratulate The Cord for its featured articles on group. unprofessional and unethical practice that we The Cord offices are Your articles in the existence of have encountered here Laurier. How the 2nd of the Student battered women (March Bth edition). Articles help bringing at is it floor

such these the needed in the and some of that a for Union Wilfrid Laurier as help to increase battering out open toexpose possible person vying a position is Building at

awareness and discusssion of family violence. the myths surrounding it. Battering can take place entitled to sit on a panel that evaluates other University.

is unit. candidates? This heightened awareness awakening some in a dating situation as well as a family Any

stark realizations. One, that this violence is a fact who are victims of or who We do feel that in Ruth Demeter Student persons battering are selecting The Typeset by if of thousands of House take of life for thousands, not tens abusers should contact Anselma to Cord is gaining an excellent Entertainment Editor, Publications, W.L.U., and printed studies show of the of the that offered. and this Canadianfamilies, yet it isone advantage services are is by no means a condemnation of that at Fairway Press, Kitchener. With this House confidential basis, but allow least reported crimes. awareness there Anselma operated on a appointment, why her to be on the

has been a in the definition of 24 hours Phone 742-5894. Her at the change battering a day. panel? very presence interview Copyright 1984 by Student from strictly hitting, slapping, biting, punching indicated that the whole formality was somewhat Wilfrid Laurier Sincerely, Publications, and kicking to include sexual assault and a farce. Ontario, Wendy Coffin University, Waterloo, The of psychological battering. occurrence N2L 3C5. No part of this families of Directors Yours rather is as frequent in with a solid, President, Board disappointedly, battering just publication may be reprinted E. S. middle-class it is in lower socio- Anselma House Ganong and Matheson background as without permission of the editor. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984 7

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Gay marriage Chuck's Ground man? Bob, do you take this This Ground was going to be a sales pitch for the fantastic

house that I'm and would want to rent it presently living in why you their late lover's will have been taken to court by for since the summer. But, that would be abusing my position as greedy and spiteful relatives of the deceased who by Peter Cambdon news editor and wasting the space allotted to me, I won't talk about succeed in disinheriting them because the law The recent comment in The Cord about the the four-bedroom townhouse that is being rented dirt cheap this doesn't recognize their lifelong relationship as legal. proposed divorce law amendments struck a note of summer. 1 won't talk about the party atmosphere in the that Few established churches acknowledge gay love interest. Being homosexual, I vainly hoped someone neighborhood, the washing facilities, or the central location to both a natural and so homosexuals of it. is healthy thing, many universities. mention would consider the feelings gays about I say No, I just won't it, because that would be have left the been lead doesn't think church, forcefully removed, or mention vainly, because the general population wrong. It would be easy to the cheap rent, but I won't do double lives. relevant to and that either be marriage and divorce are gay women because that would really wrong. don't realize the such senseless the How People pressure So, of men. This is, unfortunately, exactly point. instead talking about your possible summer attacks both on and individuals. heterosexuals would think of a world where no cause, gay couples accommodation for this I'd like to talk federal It many year, politics. don't know the turmoil and their can a They desperation legal marriage exists? How many imagine seems we just get over one leadership convention and we're into and ridicule cause. Our world still needs to where will scorn another. First the Tories Brian it society a lifelong loving relationship never pick Mulchinney, and now appears learn that or straight doesn't matter. It's the be officially recognized? gay as if the Liberals are destined to be led by John "I'm back again" of for that counts, and the quality the Unfathomable, you say? Yet virtually every gay person Turner. from Kuala relationship. couple in the world, Lumpur to Kitchener, A couple of observations. First, the era of the smart but not-too-

So if a establish a and is couple wants to socially is is this the case. good-looking leader gone. The "media leader" the one to look doesn't relationship, why shouldn't they? that think the legally recognized — The problem is society for now slick, quick with the tongue, bilingual, and having a Heterosexual have been it for so includes "married" couples doing years, the for "typical" gay lifestyle couples. good profile are now necessary ingredients a national isn't it time for homosexual If After aren't homosexuals couples? love/sex If Turner aren't let's all, simply promiscuous, leader. Mulroney and proof enough, have a for some are to be from sexual encounter to another in relationships going legally look at Ed Broadbent. The is finished. drifting one poor man recognized, why discriminate against others? endless one-night stands? Isn't this why they're always Most New Democrats by this time must realize that the party is So far, San Francisco has dental and medical the to have sex with only demonstrating—to gain right going nowhere with Broadbent. With the recent resurgence of the which include the love of an -a wherever and however plans employee whomever, whenever, they Liberals, the NDP votes continue to disappear. People who were small in the of But at not. Most heterosexuals step recognition gay spouses. please? Perhaps. Perhaps angry with the Liberals and their wayward policies were jumping least it's a The still needs to leam to relax and form step. public the but to the NDP. forget that gay men women relationships ship, some going to Tories, more about homosexuality. Through the efforts of from structured to groups There three the NDP back — on many levels, "marriages" are basically things holding now (like Gays of WLC) around the world, changes in casual physical friendships (besides their regular Ed Broadbent, the resurgent Liberals,and the Laxer report. For attitudes and laws are slowly being made. friends, of course). those unaware, James Laxer is the former leader of the Waffle In the meantime, the struggle continues, and will For those who do try to form permanent Party. The Waffles, a breakaway section of the New Democrats,

for time. I'll see an end to it in it isn't forces work a long, long Hopefully of Canada. relationships, easy. Many against were strong proponents an economically strong This lifetime. Then 1 won't have to about first the isolation. Our friends have my worry losing to us. The is straight was be accomplished by ending our branch plant economy so beaten my job, being denied housing, or getting ample opportunity to meet potential lovers through up closely linked to the United States. Since the disbanding of the I because I have a lover or am simply gay. long for work, school and social activities, but where can we Waffles in the early '70s, Laxer has had a lower profile nationally, the bars and the day that, when I have met Mr. Right, we can meet other gays? Other than my but still has worked strongly within the party as an economic in walk down an aisle together hand hand, and I will coffeehouses found in larger communities, there isn't advisor. do take this can't tell who's have someone to me, "Peter, you much. And you certainly by looking say To bring us back to the mid 1980's, Laxer has put together a to be lawful to love and isn't. Even more difficult is man your lifelong partner, gay and who meeting report that has told the NDP to get off their collective ass and start and share life with him?" sex respect him, your someone compatible, not just sexually (since moving in some direction. He suggests that the NDP formulate a And I will think of how far have and what can't be the basis for a but we come, only lasting relationship) viable economic strategy that will rebuild our floundering economy. we endured to there. And in bliss and as a whole And do find get peaceful person. supposing you What Laxer did was take the report to the press before handing it "I I will answer, do!". it can mean a pride officials Ed This has someone, high price. over the party (read Broadbent). move led to The continues. That is the of relatives struggle price disapproval friends, dissention in the party ranks. Not so much because people think In the end, we will win! and total strangers. Once a gay couple is known his plans are looney tunes but because he made the document

(All views in the above article are "close" friends can abandon them and expressed strictly in "no- about, some public so quickly. Laxer has, not so many words, screamed those of the author and do reflect the families cut off all contact not necessarily occasionally (fortunately confidence." No confidence in Broadbent, and no confidence in of of of not often). If lover is in the opinions the executive or membership Gays very your hospital, you the direction that the party executive is taking the New Democrats. WLU. "Peter Cambdon" is the of a full- not be allowed to visit him or her, because pseudonym may you All of this, combined with the NDP's drop in the polls and the declared time WLG student.) aren't "family." Gavs who had been heirs in hard time Broadbent will have dealing with his two pretty-boy

the demise of the counterparts, spells NewDemocrats. It also spells the demise of the honest, hard working, intelligent leader who doesn't

to be cute. This trend also the happen spawns advent of pretty politics in Canada.

Who will benefit from pretty politics? The Tories, of course.

Everyone knows that the Liberals and New Democrats are

What's Chuck? inundated with commies, and also knows that there is no Up everyone commie. The in blue will lead this such thing as a pretty boys

for the next little meanwhile. Queen's, McGill and Chuck Tatham messed and it wasn't me. country while; by up, gravy on of Coke and down a Western will an avalance pretty, politicians. (He buys some fries and a sits at produce preppy don't inanimate much credit. mention the fact that the has two People give objects I table.) Did I place complete of and to think that have minds their own, This is a If he washrooms? prefer they Underwear: Get ready, pants. guy pig. a secret of (The special, way communicating. setting: eats like this all semester, you'll never get on him the Concourse, the school's main area for meeting again. beautiful and good.) He must people looking Pants: I can feel things tightening already. Pants: Hey this is first day here. What's this Chuck Kirkham gang, my be putting on weight with every fry! like? guy Shirt: I wouldn't be so sure the fries are doing that. Shirt: Quite he's You frankly, a hosebag. should Did the female that walked you see just by? know that, Pants. Look at how are. tight you finishes and to a business (The guy goes on enjoy Pants: I about that when he was wondering bought class.) At me on the weekend. least this is better than the there! can't this sitting Pants: Look at guy over Why guy in that bin. get a nice shirt like that to go with me? Socks: Bin? Kid, are you trying to tell me that you're is me? Shirt: And just what wrong with Guest viewpoints needed! from K-Mart? isn't Pants: Well...nothing, but polyester exactly my Pants: Er, uh.... favourite material in the world.

Underwear: Lay off him, Socks. There's nothing There are three Cords left and we can still use Shirt: Did I ask to be made of polyester? Did I ask to only

with K-Mart. had sister who a she 1 a was bra; it on columnists. Line before the wrong have a wide, pointy collar that looks like belongs more guest up now sold there. got Unfortunately, she was a 44EE and Salvation Geez. a rack in the Army? vacancies are filled. Pollution, politics, sexism, racism,

died of suffocation in her first week of use. Shame. Socks: Watch out, the prof is handing out the guys, there are a million topics. Someone out there must (The walks guy over and starts talking to a 121 exams. have something half relevant to write about. Please female.) Oh he's If he fails this I'm Shirt: no, sweating already. contact Cord editor Jackie Kaiser with your ideas. Shirt: Oh time no, not this one again. The last he be drenched. gonna had me on he sweet-talked her into a few that Come things Socks: Even his toes are sweaty! on you I don't want to talk about. we're all moron, I hope you passed this exam or Underwear: that too! don't think 884-2990 I was on day, Geez, I dead!

elastic will ever be the my same again. his back and looks at the mark.) (The guy gets exam Pants: Is he like this with girl? binder every Shirt: I can't quite see the mark from here. His Shirt: Not but with on he's be a really, you going to is in the way. lot Check it Pants! She's more popular today. out, Underwear: Oh, no! I think he failed!

at WTiat a character! staring right you! tell? You can'c a damn Shirt: How can you see thing! Pants: I'm so embarrassed.... Underwear: He must have failed! I'm getting soaked, Thanks to Laura Lee, Heather, Mike, Alena, Andrew, Fred, Andrew, Marina, Lisa, Mark, Socks: Get used it, kid. The of this to only advantage and it isn't if know what 1 mean! sweat, you Carl, Matt, Peter, Richard, and all our writers who volunteered their efforts this week for

around so much is that ridiculous reason.Thanks also the masthead staff who guy getting you guys get Shirt: You mean he's.... some to everyone on regular worked hard taken off so because had no choice, and to our who were to and can relax. I get shafted. He's usually in they typesetters just here

earn an honest buck. so much of a hurry that 1 don't even get taken off! Underwear: YES! And the damn washroom is right Mark You are all really Look, either she s not punctual, or she s a prankster?' Classic, guys (The into guy says goodbye to the woman and walks down the hall. I've heard of emotional, but getting groovy. Bye for now. the Torque Room.) this is ridiculous!

Shirt: Not the Room! He all how do like first Torque got gravy over Shirt: Well, Pants, you your day on the last I me time was on. He's such a slob. the job? Underwear: Are you sure it was gravy? I got pretty Pants: How embarrassing. 8 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15. 1984

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•BACKPACKS*CANOES*KAYAKS*BIKEGEAR* The Senate is the name is legislative body is My Mary Beingessner and The Senate the body that makes of the The Senate has to I am a second-year student in University. all decisions and recommendations

302 KING E. KITCHENER Honours am concerned the but academic 749 Biology. I approve university's budget, concerning matters. As a ' 1 1 BLOCK PAST MARKET SQUARE that student senator seats are not its top priorities lie inacademics. As a student, the Senate's decisions have

allotted and often in the WLGSCI board member, member of a direct effect on by Faculty, you, therefore it is

the student senators have not the entertainmentcommittee, past living important that you are represented adequately represented all of us. As in residence, member of the ad hoc responsibly.

a science committee student and student, I can represent on safety, There are a number of Senate

students in academics an involved and informed issues competently generally and committees which in

and all students in non-academic student, l am aware of the mood of particular require student input. The I A Senator's most issues. have a wide range of public my surroundings. Examinations and Standing task is be the Senate speaking experiences and a great important to at Committee makes policies interest in time the Senate. I could meetings on and represent concerning all final examinations student views students' best interests. confidently express in and exemptions and pertains to the Senate issues. With regard toSenate issues there academic GOOD TIMES EMPORIUM standing of students. The Bovey Commission (to study are none per se. Looking at past Another significant part of the of increased specialization for agendas one will see the truth my Senate where student representation INVITES YOU TO JOIN US IN OUR statement. I will mention is the universities) has been described by that the is vital on Student Appeals DAILY FESTIVITIES some as "a hit team whose job is to examinations and standing Committee which hears and cut down the university system." I committee did push the add/drop determines the validity of student

feel that the Commission should not date back to 12 days last fall. appeals. As well, it is essential that R&B MONDAY be judged prematurely. Potentially, The Bovey Commission is a sign students have a voice in the

All the Ribs can eat you the Government could effect drastic of the times. Its task is to find a plan of Academic Planning Committee

changes to universities such as action to better enable the which co-ordinates educational

WEDNESDAY departmental closures or universities of Ontario to adjust tothe programming. SHOOTER NIGHT economic Bette strengthening upon recommenda- changing social and Stephenson's Bovey 21 of this Commission. Gntil conditions. think Commission could also SHRIMP $4.95 tions more I rigid entrance be called an

intentions is known concerning the standards are beneficial; however, a Academic Planning Committee of SATURDAY St. Patty's Day Party of this Commission, judgment university education should not be sorts. However, unlike Laurier's

Different denied which with should be reserved. areas a person because of his or committee deals changes

her financial Universities in courses and of of this university are now preparing position. programs study, INTERNATIONAL SUNDAY must their this committee has the to be included in a brief to be keep curricula authority to BRUNCH submitted by WL(J to the Bovey independent of government. I can't propose changing the entire what the of the structure of Ontario's universities - impact to 11 a.m. 2 p.m. Commission. guess Of 20 Senate commission's findings on post- make them more specialized. The menu items range from standing committees, five require a student secondary school education will be impact of this increased $1.75 - $3.99 senator member (eg. Academic because their recommendations specialization is potentially harmful Mom's Roast Beef when the of Planning, By-law and Regulations). won't be submitted until November considering merits a 1984. broad-based, education. Dinner $5.95 Student senators are involved in 15, general

Students the work force approving and disapproving I think I am a person who will entering

need the benefits of a wide of 65 University Avenue W. academic decisions (eg. course prevent the depersonalization of range ideas and that changes, new programs) as students in academic procedure. knowledge a liberal arts recommended to Senate by background can give them, in order Faculties (eg. Music, Arts, SBE, to adapt to a dynamic world.

etc.). Jane Flynn

someone a Janet Mr. Lan Sandra Coleman As who has Geisberger demonstrated interest in student As an introduction, I, Janet My name is Sandra Coleman, and I issues, the senate is one area where 1 in Geisberger, am currently third year am a first-year student in Honours could contribute substantially. Business, and am on the Business presently Administration with the During 1983-'B4, I was an Arts Senate with a term ending in April. Math Director in WLUSU. I Haworth Option. 1 am pursuing a seat on am presently a During the last year, I have also been Senate because I feel that I can make member of a Senate committee and an icebreaker and an organizer of a valuable contribution to WLCI was recently appointed Commis- two third-year Business bashes. sionerof Affairs. The through this position, and I am University main Through as a of CUA is my experience willing to work hardto fulfill its duties. purpose the to co-ordinate Senate member, I found the most student into various In high school I was a member of input University of Council on Mind informative was the decision channels aspect viewing many clubs, and was Treasurer of including the actual organization of the system as Student Council. I gained valuable Senate. My past experiences have a whole. The Senate made realize the process experience in accounting practices, me importance of Abuse involves committee proposals (COMA) conducting meetings and dealing quality student input. As a student which, after presentation to the with people. Already in university I senator, I could ensure this quality is Senate, are either accepted and thus have become quite involved in extra- maintained. proceed to the Board of Governors will curricular activities All Senate bespeaking on as a member of issues require student or rejected and thus return to clubs and also to decision many through my input ensure responsible committee. executive positions on other clubs. I making. One area of recent success A recent issue is the Bovey am a member of Tamiae, Off-Cam, was the blocking of the attempt to Commission which will submit afinal and a political club, and I have decrease the number of days for in December. As I understand, in and taken Another report participated an active adding a course. potentially its course take one of two role in the may organizing of events for successful area is the Bovey directions. it these clubs. I also Commission. general Firstly, may Cults: am a founding decrease the of the school member depth by and Treasurer for the WLU This Commission was established reducing graduate courses, or Toastmasters Club, which aims to to report on Ontario's universities. it decrease the width secondly may improve public speaking and They are to examine the structure of of the school by deleting programs at leadership skills. the university system, its the leve. To date, the There Senate undergraduate are issues which I accessibility, and funding formula. Senate is to to be Choice Coercion feel require open input or student input for The commission is to present a plan in a brief decision to incorporated compiled by responsible making. The reshape the system this summer. Senate Dr. Weir. sets various academic Then, each university will have the Recently, student senators have policies, tuition, student aid, and opportunity to respond to the had the those student impact on discipline policies. Decisions findings. There is no doubt that the greatest issues that affect the students concerning these issues directly Commission's recommendations affect directly. Examples include changing March the student and therefore have the potential to drastically 21, the dates, or Wednesday, require some student control. change education in Ontario. One add/drop deleting

The Senate should also fear is new courses, adjusting prepare that each institution will creating itself for and changes as a become — program requirements, 1984 any result of specialized offering only the Commission. investigating scholarships. In Bovey Although one program. This contradicts the reform be conclusion, I feel that if the student some may necessaary, I basic reason for universities — to issue and 7:00 in P1025- feel that its be offer senators can unite on one p.m. impact may harmful, students a well-rounded in state and that it seeks to each education. It is in Laurier's clearly clarify their position, specialize response then the other members will to P1027 university according economic that students can be influential. students. and markets. recognize and support the employment The Essentially, their futures are being Remember 19to nature of to vote on March competitive the present discussed and their voices should be 24. system could be and heard. Thank destroyed you for your support. becauseof the to ALL! execution time lag the Open program will not correct the problems it seeks to. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984 9

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The Senate candidates have been given room in the Cord to

present themselves to voters. All candidateswere asked to answer

the following three questions...

1. What do at you see as threeissues theSenatelevel that require

student input for a responsible decision to be made?

2. Briefly explain what the recently established Bovey commission

is concerned with. Candidate How can the findings of this commission affect platforms the university student? 3. would make Why you a good student senator?

Paul Gregor Gary Murtagh Mike O'Brien Dave Rutherford David A. Smith

As a senator there three The unlike the Board of There are thirteen of the Hi, name is Dave Rutherford are key I'm a third-year student enrolled in Senate, powers my issues 1 would push: (1) of Honours Political Science and Directors, deals with academics, Senate listed in the Wilfrid Laurier and I want to be your voice on the ratings final Act which should involve Senate for the academic courses, (2) making exams Psychology, now completing a which is our focus for being at University coming easier to and Senate students for decision The Senate deals with see, (3) increasing Senate term. My experiences university. Students on the Senate responsible year. mostly

confirmed belief that it is but the I academic and campus security. have my a are required to ensure that the making, following powers requirements policy What should I take? the most needed of decisions. issues of courses forum for student/faculty students' views or needs are heard. see as being Specific concern What's the work load like? What's the for interaction. A Senate representative Some current issues include student input: a potential senator include professor like? Confused about what standards for and is involved in policy-making deadlines for adding courses, -setting hiring faculty registration pre-registration courses to take? Most are. and the of first- people on a of tenure improvements, number processes variety topics, allocation of space at the university, granting The administration of each faculty course and to student on students and the including offerings and further program development. -listening appeals year accepted has ratings on each course and I believe a student admissions and examinations and the need for instructors. The deadlinefor dropping courses second-year quotas, professor. As a senator, I would should scrutinize the of admission require- Senate push representative is now ten days, and I feel that it -setting greater student awareness of for a Student Handbook that would material which comes before the ments activities. As a senator, I would work should stay, that way. There was a I feel that include a course outline, mark Senate and its committees ensure I can the towards a better, more efficient to push to get this reduced to five days represent distribution and comments on the students' and students in this area due to well as that interests opinions but 1 feel a student should not be my past registration system, as and increased course. are voiced (i.e. the course addition willingness to student and a restricted from taking a course due experience my awareness, Each and asks deadline). Other issues concerning take the time to listen to other fairer acceptance policy. faculty professor to a technicality. Also, there is the be accountable for the I to students include a students' suggestions and problems. feel that interest and you adding Physical problem of night classes (only one a my amount of have done in Education and a includes dedication would make me a learning you major degree week), and sometimes students do My experience being good their class and in Music to WLG's Executive Director of Disabled senator. As well, I feel that by giving you papers program Therapy not come back to school until one my exams. However, we students don't curriculum. Sailing for Ontario, which will help concern and approachability will week after classes begin, due to to see our final exams. How can Commission's to student make asset the get The Bovey report extended vacations. me voice opinions. me a great on we determine if our marks are will outline which should In the Senate. a plan With the new development researching Bovey justified? How are the professors enable Ontario's universities to Commission I found some The recently established Bovey happening at Laurier, there will be a accountable? As a 1 would to today's This ideas Commission has senator, adjust society. plan lot of shuffling around and it is interesting being investigated, many potential of issues for a system will address such as: (1) the one idea the of all on life in Ontario. push implementation to allocate being integration impacts university important space fairly. that would allow students the of universities into with the There threats to accessibility university education, To with the one existing are accessibility and keep up changing to examine their final the formula used in theallocation in one area of that must be to. opportunity (2) needs of the student (and society), it campuses specializing funding responded exam with no cost to them. of funds to Ontario universities, and this might help to The commission must realize that paper, is important to modify and study. Although As John Baal, Director of Security, (3) the specialization of certain relieve the debt of most universities it the futureof Ontario (and Canadafor continually try to improve courses pointed out in his letter to the editor universities in different areas of would deteriorate the quality of that matter) depends on tomorrow's and programs at Laurier. in The Cord, there haven't been any study. The Commission's education in the long run. "TTiis would university graduates. The There is also the recent Bovey at Laurier. due the removal of major security problems restructuring proposals have occur to commission advise for may Commission which plans to may quotas However, I wonder how many some far-reaching implications. The which areas of specialization (in studies). restructure our system. university competition university students don't Students female, or even male, fund allocation system is important presently causes improvements in must have freedom of Specialization, a new formula for feel secure on late at night? to students and smaller universities, faculties, and this would choice in the that campus and controls produce course area they money spending tighter As a senator, 1 would push the Senate such as WL(J. University specialized students who will not be wish to study. Also, operating grants on program space are the major force several to re-evaluate on specialization may able to adapt to the diverse job and tuition subsidies are in jeopardy. security campus. points. This last point, as an example, universities to curb weak programs market of the 1980s. We need well- I will work towards ensuring that post- means that if only 200 new teachers while concentrating on stronger rounded students with double secondary education does not are needed annually, why produce I believe the Commission's ones. majors or options that will become a thing just for the rich. 2000? Since Ontario's greatest Michael Weller will modifying the Wilfrid Laurier findings suggest complement his or her majors as University and the resource is its people, why notmake to with Senate must that its voice university system cope opposed to reinforcing them. ensure is on theSenate involves better use of it? I lean towards this Being input social and today's changing heard regarding the threats to this students like to aid in the idea but this eliminates somewhat by myself economic We see a school as we now know it. As pressures. might a decision making of our school. An the opportunity of learning slightly different university in student Dave system senator, I, Rutherford, issue that is particularly important to something just because you want to Vas Pachapurkar the future, one which is more would like be of to a that voice. as one of the students is learn it. part me 4,000 efficient and oriented to producing Voicing theacademic concerns of admissions and by this I mean students who the demands of meet is for the few As the students the role of the senator. planning next years. the labour market. Peter Nosalik 13 will be It involves a keen understanding of Lorna Scott you know, grade no longer The Senate the issues in order used in Ontario in the next five is an important part of to ensure years

decision The university system of Ontario is and an elitist will evolve Sue Jensen the University. As such, the student responsible making. My system voice must be heard loud and clear. approachable and informative currently at a juncture in its evolution because admittance will belong only

Student is vital to the — economic restraint has to class students. Therest will input Laurier Some of the areas this voice must be nature would aid me if I am elected. the top demanded that mechanism. Recommendations on heard in there various issues be made. be shut out from their are: curriculum changes, Currently, are changes furthering Students their course curriculum and expansion of finances and the budget and in the which require student input. must voice concerns education. Cutbacks are already

course sections could alleviate First of there is talk of the direction of these our and the many Development Fund. These areas all, changing regarding hurting system hindering of the associated with the the honours changes. numbers of students problems especially concern the students and current four-year gaining

current into An issue that has to the fore admittance. In second pre-registration process. because the student senators programs a two-year general come addressing a that student Thought must also be focused followed a requires is the issue, instruction I comprise a very small portion of the program by two-year input development,

toward the needsand of honours of the economic want to make sure we are the suggestions senate, which also includes program. This talk stems implications getting

students with the of the from the entrance that restrictions on university as best education completion professors, deans, and area requirements funding possible so upon close hand. The outlined in Bill 111. Another issue library at proposed businessman, the student senators are based on the present graduation we are properly qualified Arts will the of soon be under the is implications proposed for our future careers. A third issue is Building must speak out. I promise to inconsistent secondary school

examination of a Users Committee, represent the student views in these grading system in Ontario. Another legislation which will reduce the academic planning which involves

which has for issue 42. the continual maintenance of our presently no provision and all senate issues. revolves around summer autonomy of the universities, Bill student Since Unfair hikes for students school's faculties and representation. many Recently, Bette Stephenson and courses. Presently, a full-time student tuition visa departments. decisions will be made in The Commission, significant the Bovey Commission has become is responsible for paying the full is another issue Senate must Bovey

these we must fee address. to the Council of Ontario preliminary stages, a major issue inOntario universities. tuition associated with his or her according that is view the ensure student concerns are In even if for The most issue Senate Universities, to order to mask budget cuts, program theypaid courses important heard. Responsible decision must discuss is the Bovey of excellence as highest making Stephenson has proposed taken over the summer months. The maintaining a look at all last involves final Commission. On December 15, of the universities and requires possible specialization within universities. Not issue exams. You priority alternatives; must be 1983, Bette set this submit to many only will the level of higher education should be allowed to not only see Stephenson up thereby proposals three-man commission "to generated the students. exams reshape enhance in by drop due to the cuts, but also the your but also have them re- responsiveness meeting the In the the Senate will the university system." Within Ontario's needs. I am annoyed that coming year foundation for university, the Arts marked without charge. be faced with text of her speech, Stephenson C.0.C1. and Bette several decisions, and Sciences departments, will lose Besides Senate issues, the Bovey the Stephenson

from Commission has that the university can reword this rhetoric" to many undoubtedly stemming their effectiveness. Bette brought up issues implied system "political Rationaliza- the recommendations of the found that will affect Laurier andother should be "rationalized." make students believe that all the Bovey Stephenson has a way to post- tion is of schools Commission. Currently all is reduce This institutions. This the concept having cutbacks universities are getting are university expense. secondary speculative, but Bette in one academic area,and for us. I see the Stephenson "expense" is vital to the country and commission was established to specialize supposedly good has indicated the of de-emphasize other areas. Laurier need to not stabilize the specialization must be supported. study the structure of post-secondary just grants

a business universities. Creation of additional should and of would probably become we receive but to raise them. We Why you vote for me? institutions suggest ways school. The for pressure on Don't vote argument must our future alive as well, graduating secondary for me because I improving it. It is pure speculation keep it would school rationalization is that the from WLCJ are the students, aggravated by a photograph well. Vote for me that the commission will and graduates would redundancies in academic future for Ontario. younger graduating age, because I am determined to speak recommend that each school mitigate result in increased the university for the students in the Senate. 1 want specialize in certain disciplines. My programs across province. transfers following first The The year. to see a revision of the concern with such a proposal is that most notable argument decreased need for university And I will students will not attain a pre-registration process. good against rationalization is that it would in competition, conjuction with a work hard to make sure of all the student understanding disciplines significantly alter the university stream-lined selection voice is heard loud and clear. 1 have which is an of education. in program integral part experience of living a community makes of process, a higher quality past experience working success- of people with diverse academic and education with the appear improbable. fully administration. social interests; our out-of-class If elected student I Because I am in Honours Arts with senator, am experience may be the most valuable the to listen student Administration I can prepared to Option asset we gain from our university understand concerns and these the views of all students Senate needs to a bring concerns years. Our present to the and how Senate, opening the lines of policy change will affect brief to the Commission outlining communication. them. our position. page 10 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984

Cl stud

by Laura Upcott How do you have class on a dget? Althou be done. To be sure, being a out looking I exhausting occupation. Furnishing an apartment or money most students have a alone luxuries such as food, can perverse thrill in buying If you are truly dedicated to through stacks and racks of before you find the one that will paradise. These winfalls are that less-than-perfect item can In order to make the quest for as uncomp possible, here are some brief stores and Family Shoe Outlet are most likely to find shoes, , books, and After The Fashion Corner Charles & Ontario ends, all dirt cheap. But re lots of pati Kitchener 226 King St. W. and ingenuity. You'll need it. Mon. - Wed.: 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Kitchener Thurs. & Fri.: 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. 743-8711 Sat.: 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Mon. & Tues.: 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Wed.: 10 a.m.- 7 p.m. I can't argue with this store's slogan of "bargains Thurs. & Fri.: 10 a.m. to 9:30p.m. galore." Here you will find that the already low prices Sat.: 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. are reduced up to 50 per cent. To take advantage of these bargains, however, your tastes may have to be slightly off-beat. If you are into vinyl purses, you can If preppy puts you to sleep and you're looking for buy them here for $2 each. Or you may be inspired to something distinctive, After The Fashion will be a latch onto a pair of purple or pink hi-rise sneakers at pleasant surprise. This store allows you to shop on an madequate budget without looking like you just $3 a pair. This outlet caters to the more conservative shopper as well, with cowboy boots, tennis shoes, stepped off a K-Mart flyer. For the most part, the leather dress shoes and quaint suede moccasins. If clothing in this store is surplus from warehouses in bargain hunting is in your blood ·and you want to the United States. Unusual shoes, navy canvas sailor cover up your feet, try the Family Shoe Outlet. shirts, vintage dresses, gloves minus fingers, wild belts, and sunglasses can all be purchased here inexpensively. Men's canvas jackets go for $19 and khaki army pants for $25. These are the kinds of clothes people go to Toronto to buy - save the price Maycourt Nearly New Shop of a train ticket and give After The Fashion a try. 714 Belmont W. Kitchener 745-4412 Happy ~-:tarry's Warehouse Tues. -Sat.: 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. 56 Joseph St. This store is part of a charity organization which Kitchener sells "nearly new" women's and children's clothing 744-0811 received on consignment or by donation. Customers Mon. - Sat.: 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. who consign their garments here are reimbursed 50 per cent of the item's sale price. Some of these Why is Harry so happy? Perhaps because he is the clothes are practically new, although it may take proud owner of myriads of used couches, lamps, some searching to find the piece that i_s "just right." mirrors, appliances, desks, beds, wall hangings, Your imagination may be called while shopping here, televisions, you name it - two large floors worth. but it's very inexpensive, so it's worth a try. Although his prices are reasonable, they are not exceptionally cheap. There are a few items, however, which are worth looking into. If it's wall length drapes you are in the market for, he'll sell them to you in a wide range of colours, from clashy purple to muted Penman's Factory Outlet off-white, for between $10 and $20. The walls of this 18 Charles St. W. massive warehouse display various prints and originals, all framed and priced extremely low, also Kitchener 744-5561 for $10 to $20. If you have the time to browse, you Mon. - Sat.: 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. never know what you will find at Happy Harry's.

If you live in a damp basement apartment and, in spite of the icicles clinging to your eyelashes, just can't convince the landlord to turn up the heat, then you will appreciate Penman's. This outlet has Linton's Liquidation everything for those who like to keep warm, but don't 328 King St. W. Cutprice Carl's want to spend a lot of money in the process. In the Kitchener 327 King St. W. front of this small, rather crowded store, you will find 578-3190 Kitchener rugs, pillows, blankets, flannel sheets, lots of socks Mon. - Thurs. & Sat.: 9:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. 745-2981 and even the Pierre Cardin tie sets like dad wears. Fri.: 9:30 a.m. - 9 p.m. Move towards the back of the store and you will Mon. - Sat.: 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. (usually) discover loads of sweat shirts, sweat pants and sweat This store is an amazing menagerie of furniture, jackets to keep you from shivering. There are also clothes, dishes, knick-knacks, posters, toys, even a This is another one of those bargain bath towels of varying thickness and prices. The best moose's head. A lot of these things are absolutely stores that sells, as the cliche aptly I"IA!uo~riiM you will find an i part is that all of these things are new (although some useless and priced accordingly, but if you are willing thing but the kitchen sink. The proprietors used items at are seconds) and prices are all reduced. Penman's to wade through mounds of miscellany, you may find combed garage sales for weeks to have at least for s most remarkable buys are sheet sets, both twin and something truly suited to your individual taste. such an admirable collection of stuff. You can This is bas some antiq double, for between $5 and $9. anything here from hair dryers to umbre used carpet used stuffed animals. But the real reason for $66. heater out is because they sell sunglasses for $5. irrored wardrob• THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984 page 11

na udget

get? Although difficult, it can ut looking like one is an

.l"ft~•obe on the meager amount of for tuition, books, rent, let closet cheapies. There is a uying expensiv s for next to nothing. dedicated to fin ,"then be prepared to rummage racks of itemS' charm during the early '70s one that will t living space into a decorator's infalls are rare, willing to refinish and revamp, ct item can oft ctly what you were looking for. the quest for as uncomplicated as some brief desc I stores and outlets in which you Belmont Used Furniture • find shoes, clo books, and other odds and . But remembe g lots of patience, imagination Waterloo Bedding Outlet 716 Belmont St. W . Kitchener u'll need it. 21 Allen W. 743-7840 Waterloo Mon. - Sat.: 9:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. 744-8211 Mon. - Fri.: 1 p.m. - 5 p.m. First impressions of this small shop may be Sat.: a.m. - p.m. 9 1 deceiving. Although it is cluttered and musty, you will be surprised to find that among the bulk of used Here you wilf find all new, first-quality merchandise. furniture there are a few new items. Whether new or If you're looking for sheets, wool blankets, used, several are worth checking out, especially if bedspreads or brass beds, you miQht try this factory you are trying to fill an empty apartment. For outlet. Discounts on these items generally range from example, you can purchase a fairly large mirrored 25 to 40 per cent, but because of the small size of the vanity for $38, a small desk for $25, or a stereo for store, selection· is limited. They do seil drapery $35: Belmont also has some dishes, pt'tts and pans remnants here which do-it-yourselfers might consider at prices that you won't complain about. (Even if you taking advantage of. do, I have a feeling that these sales people are the kind who don't mind bargaining.) Also, if you are really in need of cash, you might try selling some of K-W Book Exchange your excess furniture through Belmont.

306 King St. W. Kitchener Carry-On Books 742-1261 Mon. - Fri.: 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. 32 King St. N. Sat.: 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Waterloo 886-4267 Paperback book and magazine addicts will love this Mon. - Fri.: 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. place. If you are one of those people who reads a Sat.: 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. 0, book once and then throws it in a corner, never. to be ''- opened again, here is your opportunity to unclutter This is not the place to look for the necessities of your living space and make a few dollars, too. Make student living. This is the place to find those things your used books available to others with similar which provide a necessary escape from the serious addictions by selling them to the K-W Book side of intellectual growth, and regain sanity. Here Exchange. Chances are that you will not leave this you can invest in a life-size poster of Marilyn Monroe store empty handed. All paperbacks are half price, or discover the real "Indiana Jones" in an extensive and in addition this large store carries a notable collection of both new and used comic books and selection of magazines including French and German posters. Carry-On Books buys back science fiction publications. Back copies of these and other paper backs and sells a wide range of others, from magazines are also available at reduced prices, as are "Whodunits" to historical romances. All of these used comic books. Whatever your literary appetite books are half the original price. You won't have any may long for, the Book Exchange should have trouble finding the literature you choose for escape something for you. from scholastic drudgery in this well-organized shop.

Other bargain stores in the K-W area: The Second Hand Shop Greb-Bauer Factory Outlet 175 King E., Kit. G.M. Auction and Flea Market 5 Michael, Kit. 749-1410 56 King N., Wloo 578-3550 Mon. - Sat.: 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. 886-1521 Mon. - Wed.: 9:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. Now and Then Books Kingsway Furniture Thurs.: 11 a.m. - 9 p.m. 103 Queen S., Kit. 2287 Kingsway, Kit. Fri.: 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. 744-5571 578-7000 Sat.: 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Mon. - Wed.: 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Mon. -Thurs.: 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Thurs. & Fri.: 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. Fri. & Sat.: 10 a.m.- 4 p.m. Sat.: 10 a.m. - 6 o.m. Encore Records find an intriguing collection of both Goodwill Thrift Shop 297 King E., Kit. 744-1370 Encore Boutique items at prices that range from 188 King W., Kit. 14 Church, Kit. least for starving students, to quite 745-7601 Mon. -Wed.: 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Thurs. & Fri.: 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. 744-5611 This is basically a furniture store where Mon. - Wed.: 9:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. Mon. - Thurs.: 10 a.m. -5:30p.m. some antiques, as well as framed prints, Thurs. & Fri.: 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Sat.: 10 a.m.- 6 p.m. Fri.: 10 a.m.- 6 p,m. carpets. Best buys include a pine Sat.: 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Sat.: 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. heaters for between $15 and $26, wardrobe for $68. 12 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984

letters

Those pre-registration blues

One of the reasons told that the basis of what people are the front so you can be on the stickers they

lured to a smaller university (myself course is closed first is not only could get — not what they want to

included) is the fact that they are able selfish and immature but also very do. for to register for the courses they want inconsiderate. We'll certainly make As non-Business courses it is Of and if at the times they want them. great future businessmen just as bad, not worse. Again line-

not told that this the to course, we are women if we behave same way ups that started two hours before

will take from two the we want another hour process anywhere get jobs signing up began or to three hours of and then line-ups, two in line-ups and sticker-getting. To nothing is All this amidst these guaranteed. compound problems, many

some rather behaviour "...missed appalling by classes, courses close sooner than they "mature" students. should didn't as stickers are out missed supper, given

in — Case point: Wednesday March before registration times some for our courses, at the Paul Centre. get got 7, Martin Signing legitimate reasons (i.e. night course

for Business electives started at 7 tired, sore feet, up injured, people), but many times this is not p.m. with the line beginning at 4 p.m.. frustrated and generally checked and people get them This facilitated second half without missing hostile..." a legitimate excuse. of for of the And to those of us who core many 2nd-year are upset

Business students to to voice our lining up get enough anger we get a the Business "Well, this W ever-important But the students are really not to courteous, just gauges electives. Some "Well it's student interest and there ACTIVE WEAR may say, blame. What can you really expect may be an " * main floor level market square their choice," but is it? If extra section that you're going when you have a Business school offered; failing

for certain courses must be to a CA, that breeds an attitude of there are bound be a fewopenings

taken, making it imperative to get competitiveness? This wonderful in September." Just whatwe need— them. The alternative is much not system injured three people I know of more line-ups!

better — line after and be But to those of us who up core (how many more is anybody else's missed back in the Not half-way line-up. only guess), and has caused at least nine classes, missed supper, had supper do the want fill BE A courses you up but people I know to switch their focus in dumped on us in the shoving, didn't also find out you how competitive Business from one area to another. get our courses, got injured, tired,

fellow Business students These are. people are not only spending sore feet, frustrated and generally

all in the We are same situation, so the next two years and $10,000 plus, hostile toward Wilfrid Laurier, and

to shove andelbow to those of push, your way but also plan their entire job futures us who get to spend the

next eight months and over $5,000 that BUDDY on courses either dimly interest us or we just plain don't want, that is ■ mi ■ not much consolation. Marc Cowin A "buddy" is a WLU student who volunteers to help frosh and transfer YUKON JACK ATTACK 2 How have students in his/her own faculty adjust

to Laurier life. The will be avoided buddy iheWolf Bite. they available to offer guidance and ftev || nleash 1 ounce of Yukon l assistance to students by answering wit 'l ounce °112 BB modernizing of I coffee liqueur. Add a splash <«r

questions regarding courses, soda, over ice and you'll pour the have lassoed the Wolf Bite. process? clubs, and job and career :?*--= professors, N heat the bite, substitute in the Turret selection etc. for his/her specific co^ee f°r so^a- Inspired in As I sit here dejectedly the wild, midst the damn- contemplating the last week, I

co'c'' t*lis ac^ faculty. ' wonder how and why WLU has shee P of Canadian liquors, managed to avoid modernization for l{T J is Yukon Jack. so long.

A in the Concourse had potentially buddy can sign up Having any Yikonjack gj interesting career hopes dashed in from Monday, March 19 to Friday, that mangled mess the university 11:30 and 2:30 The black erf Canadian Concocted with fine Canadian March 23 between a.m. liquors. Whisky. off I'd sheep tries to pass as pre-registration,

will be answered at to as to the whole p.m. Any questions like inquire why system has not yet been this time. Guaranteed Used Records Quality computerized. Bought, Sold, Traded Nothing is more frustrating than

in a line for hour in order Rock, Blues, Jazz, R&B waiting an to get into another line (which for a Up to $2.50 paid single I.p. be lined to be Dalhousie needn't even up in)only University More for Doubles, Collectibles and then told to line up elsewhere, after this frenzied line to be told by

some cute but obnoxiousfourth-year

student that, alas, three I my courses, 297 King St. East MBA four secondary choices and two Kitchener, Ontario tolerable courses are all full. Happily

the (519)744-1370 | he informs me that International Purchasing and Marketing of

* Industrial Raw Materials for Thailand

CHALLENGE it is still and I can take open , luckily, choices Seriously, if my were * I OPPORTUNITY randomly rejected by a computer, in with could cope; but to stand line students for * 60 sweating, frantic GROWTH hours only to be told that every

course in the calendar is booked is

the just too much! For electives,

problem is not as serious, but the Come and meet what the our program business electives are give student the opportunity to specialize and discover The coordinator why and work toward career goals.

lack of available courses and the be the Dalhousie MBA could of in effect poor method allocation and leaves for gives one no options no right you. own personal input to one's

education—an unacceptable MARCH 22 situation. WEDNESDAY, be Could pre-registration possibly ,Tue done by mail? Then a computer 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. v *r^ & Thurs. N-htNight could efficiently, neatly and clearly fourth- schedules. Surely a P2077 - 79 assign H Business Happy "ur year Stats, Computer or could AcSfor® *«» course project easily design 50% discount not to ■•'Bar and implement the program, Sffojyr the that must Dalhousie mention programs University already be available which all other Lots of 'Neu; Music' w educational institutions are utilizing.

from CFNY's Favorite List 112 Till then Til in the Thailand see you Business section.

David Pldduck THE CORD .WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984 13

ENTERTAINMENT

Faustus' fiendish fight

U of W's drama department will

present the classic Marlowe tale until

March 17th.

by Cliff Somerville while, spirits of Lucifer make Fast Latin dialogue, soliloquies, constant movements and with their and madefor chanting a challenging bodies form parts of the set but interesting evening at University (windows, trees, etc.). As well, they of Waterloo's of Dr. production wear masks depicting the evil Faustus. The written in the late horrors play, of belonging to such a 16th century by Christopher master.

Marlowe, is a horrific tale of one Their eeriness throughout the man's struggle for his soul. show was experienced by all who The production, which had a cast betrayed the devil and his advocates. of 29, was directed by (JW drama Power could be envisioned as department co-ordinator Douglas streaming from his fingertips as the Abel with the help of assistant hurting, driving pain fell deeper and directors Anraya Halverson and deeper into the soul of Faustus. Christopher McHarge and stage Hand movementsand body gestures manager Beth Bruek, all of UW. are as important, if not more than "It is so, very rare that such a the special effects that presented production is presented in North themselves at opportune moments. America," noted Halverson. "The curtain drama department felt that this show The ending and call are no

less bizarre, as the would be a great learning nightmarish stage draws experience." spectacle to an eerie close.

The show is The story revolves around the a must for true drama lovers and those mortal and spiritual life of Dr. interested in the

Faustus, performed exceptionally by supernatural. Mark Caspi. Faustus had a desire to The show, reviewed during their the the afterlife. explore "beyond," dress rehersal, had a few minor He between was torn following the complications. The lighting changes

Good Angel (played Miller) for the by Joyce most part were on cue, and the Bad or Angel (Patricia Koenig), worked well to create the mood.

both of whom to lure him try with Lighting design was by Greg

their own eerie, haunting expertise. Yellenik, who designed the set for

Like all of mankind, Faustus falls WLCTs recent production of Rimer's

into the entrapment of the devil's of Eldrich. The costumes were advocate, Mephistopheles but effective. The set simple was very

(portrayed convincingly by Jan simple and for the most part

— in Zwicky the only faculty member consisted of lighting and small the Once show). Faustus has properties changes. himself to the fact that he resigned Unfortunately, the music came

has committed himself to a life of sin from back stage; a clearer, less under Lucifer (Ned Dickens), he distant sound would have been an decides have little sinful fun with to a improvement. As well, intonation by

none other than the and his Pope some characters was almost

cardinals. A short scene proceeds to overemphasized and for others

comic relief bring to the drama. masked. Understanding the

Faustus then has a little interplay dialogue was difficult enough

with local comrades and tries to give without the added complication of

them ride for their distorted enunciation. a money. All the

Kinetic qualities in UB40

Matt Johnston by cheering. Do What You Want of the lasted Astro returned stage was becoming too tightly was one encore ten. to Once in a while, an audience great The GB4O show is a show's stage packed and potentially dangerous. highlights. the stage and insisted that he is fortunate enough to witness an monumental tableau of energetic Aside from One unruly troublemaker was the kinetic quality of planned to stay, and then exhorted band at the doorof outstanding very musicianship. Included on this tour eventually removed by roadies after the performance, perhaps the most the other band members to come success. Those in overwhelming are two of legend Linton Astro called him "an reggae asshole" for his impressive aspect of the show was out and accept their applause. attendance at the Waterloo Kwesi Johnson's horn players, in continual of bandmembers the The Toronto taunting crowd's reception for QB4o's opening act was of appearance Birmingham, additionto the eight otherswho have and rudeness other fans. older to material. Despite the screams singer Sherry Kean, who resembled CIB4O last were been England's Friday with the band since 1978. Frontmen Ali and Robin for the Campbell cover versions fromLabourof not so much an exciting lead vocalist treated to such an event. The and just (Jsing a wide of percussion were subdued array surprisingly and Love, there was considerable as an Andrea Martin/SCTV parody of concert at Superskate Seven immobile, their of allowing guitar appreciation tunes such as Love Is Juice Newton. Kean received some reinforced (JB4o's at worthy position playing and plaintive lead vocals to and the Alright Forget Cost from reaction for her current single I Want the crest of the wave which is evoke audience Astro's reggae response. their last original album, CJB44, and You Back, but the crowd remained at long last hitting North America. the The show toasting during musical bridges even older standards like One In Ten is a apathetic towards the remainder of The anxious the audience, primed was true inspiration and provided monumental tableau of her performance, preferring to jostle beforehand of Cliff, the by tapes Jimmy reggae spirit for many songs. for position until the moment the Bob and other artists, Marley, reggae energetic musicianship Saxophone player Brian Travers The sold out crowd headliners took to the stage. crushed its to the way stage as early assumed a role particularly moving screamed its appreciation A powerful album of new material as the act, and the GBs with his lead Please Don't warm-up on Make might well place ÜB4O alongside for the averted the combined popular reggae a potentially dangerous rhythm instruments, Me Cry, a rendition which easily reggae's greatest. The equally situation by inspiring the packed efforts of the ten produced a sound transcended the fine studio version. band positive reception for both cover house to dance theirexcitation away. that was a perfect blend of energetic The versatile member of most tunes and original compositions The frenzied studio reaction of the crowd stage intimacy and polish. ÜB4O is percussionist/trombonist and Rockin' n' Swayin'. Thereaction indicated that the quality of their to Ali voice The of the band Campbell's crystalline onstage presence Norman Hassan, who to these illustrated the scampered songs work to date has launched them well pealing out Cherry Oh the is typified by dreadlocked vocalist Baby, between his and the demand which exists for more new their Those percussion pit on way. reggae legends show an indication of Astro, whose wild opener, was prancings inspired hom section, time out once to CJB4O taking compositions. whose songs they honour with the enthusiasm for this band. the crowd from the first lead vocals on the Labour of The sole of song sing disappointment the Labour of Love would probably into Red Red Wine onward. Between Astro Launching songs, Love song Johnny Too Bad. CJB4O show the short duration of difficult was agree, and you would have a without a the had the the of Hassan's pause, group continually expressed concern bongo playing their The set lasted potent performance. time convincing Friday's audienceof audience both dancing and theband that the crowd in frontof the the during percussion interlude of barely 90 minutes, and the single 2,OCX) otherwise. 14 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984

entertainment Senate

of Election Moulinex hair: root punk

Hair art is He street like old men who by Maureen Medved and Erin as Levy's passion. freaks, get Childs calls it "doing abstract." He cuts wild haircuts from decrepit barbers.

in Chochinov to Reprinted from the Manitoban shapes people's heads. You can likes recycle the old, his creations walking down the such as the bean shave and the '30s by Canadian University Press spot street. still not the into the new. There will be a forum They are shocking, pompadour, is "At the heart, punk was a haircut trendy electro-pop cuts. Levy's cuts "There a haircut I figured out

— brandished where haircuts revolution." Peter Young, Rolling are defiantly, mocking it is literally two in one: for all Senate Stone, 1983. the trendies. The cuts are beautiful Shaved on the sides and back, sortof

Imported from Britain, Lawrence and precision perfect. a mohawk, really severe. It's the most

sits "I'll take in the Levy in his basement dwelling, a square," says Levy, "and exciting thing world to be able

Candidates cut it a certain and it to cut the want." Today perched demurely, legs crossed and length usually way you Chochinov feels about smoking a foreign cigaret. Levy's looks like someone just stuck their guilty

in for haircuts. March 15, 1984 at blond hair, his own creation, stands head a Moulinex." charging people at attention. His Martin Chochinov is also rooted in "What the hell am I screaming eyes peer doing, working in salon $25 from under heavily mascarad lids as the late seventies punk hair a and charging a cut,

in 2CB. he chats about his favorite revolution. when, as cornball as it I 4:00 p.m. topic. sounds, is should be out? Levy was one of the first He engagingly animated when helping people Why

underground haircutters in he talks about haircutting. aren't I working for CGSO? is "The Winnipeg. Chochinov not a stereotype: hardest part for me to get Attractive "The first time I wanted to do it without fastening himself away from, because I guess I always

urn...I wanted hair like Bowie to a label, well dressed without a hair- did think that it was an art form, There will be a was, my was on Pinup. And I went to all these maker's affected style. Like Levy, he the capitalism and the bullshit and the places and listened to people saying rebels against orthodox haircutting. policy behind it. The sales, the

Chochinov a question period 'No, can't be done, can't be done.' So began as a poet and money, and the products. The I went home and grabbed a pair of sculptor, and hair was a natural bullshit! I didn't necessarily want to mum's scissors make off it." me scissors, sewing progression. money

following. and just hacked it." Lawrence "It was an interesting medium. 1

decided he was a individual. had done before gifted some sculpting so it Sitting back in his basement, Levy, "So after I cut own hair, I went was dimensional. It was more a mesmerized the my by tip of his cigaret, back to those places and said, for describes conceptualization sculpture." his ultimate joy. is 'I THOUGHT YOG SAID IT But for "I everyone Chochinov, haircutting is enjoy doing anyone's hair. But COULDN'T BE DONE!!!' They were not a high art form; it is commercial what like I really doing is when people really shocked and then I decided and dexterous. It is instant art. come in and do what say 'Okay, you well, if had the talent to do it, WELCOME I might He says he draws inspiration from want.' I love doing that!"

as well do I it, so kept on cutting my friends' hair."

is not haircutter. Levy youraverage He does weird things to the top of Entertainment Quiz is your head, which the desired effect. For Chief beer, cigarets, drugs or Electoral he will turn 1. What did Parton do of Officer pocket change you into a Dolly by way accepting the 1978 Entertainer of Levy original. His style is his the Year award from the Country Music Association? I 2. signature. Whom did Julie Christie claim "eats like a baboon"?

3. Margaret Trudeau suggested that she would like to have "a beautiful

chocolate-coloured daughter" with what singer?

4. What 1981 Bo Derek vehicle did Esquire magazine call the worst movie of that year?

5.- Who told in 1980 a magazine that people hated him because he was

a "multifaceted, talented, internationally famous genius"?

6. Who said kills. If I Smoking re killed, you ve lost a Too you very important of life"? part your many 7. Whose offer to donate an eight-and-a-half-foot statue of himself for declined? display in front of the Philadelphia Art Museum was

8. How much did it cost Lassie to stay in Mew York in 1978?

9. Where did A Flock of Seagulls get their name?

10. Whose latest I album is entitled You Bought It, You Name It? chokes? Correction: Russell the Tin Nipsey played Man. Michael played the Scarecrow. Thanks, Doug.

Women today have a variety of choices,

with more jobs and new opportunities Answers Shields Brooke 6. Lewis Jerry 5.

opening up every day. Walsh's Joe 10. Man Ape The Tarzan, 4. Seagull But sometimes Livingston Rawls Lou 3. you wonder if it makes any JonathanBach's Richard From 9. Beatty Warren 2.

difference what do. at a you Plaza The day $380 8. made. she'd dress Stallone Sylvester 7. the of out chest the blew She 1. That's why the Sisters of St Joseph have

chosen to work together to bring about change.

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Ex ires March (Ov) P 24, excluding March 17 (OQ) THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984 15

entertainment The University of Waterloo Drama Department OPENS THE GATES OF HELL

with Christopher Marlowe's Payolas performance DOCTOR FAUSTUS I

worth admission price A horrific tale ofone man's struggle for his soul.

by Carl Van Landschoot The emotional fever of Where Is this Love? Tuesday, March 13 to Saturday, March 17 Last Friday night, from the wild west of brought people out of their seats to shake their Centre fists 8 HUManities of Waterloo Vancouver to the Stage of the Coronet, in the air, gesturing along with Hyde. This p.m., Theatre, University

came the who a sold-out one of the band's more recent tracks, Payolas, greeted song, Tickets available from the Humanities Theatre Box Office 885-4280. crowd with an energetic and enthusiastic was an obvious favorite with the crowd. I'll Find $6.00 ($4.00 sty/sen) show. Another another that was song brought an Look for discount cards and enter our sinful contest. You and a friend can enjoy The Payolas took to the stage with a lively exuberant response from the audience.

an of hot at the Humanities Theatre, followed coffees at ■ rendition of to start It that the evening jazz by flaming Screaming the evening. was very encouraging Payolas' Chances R restaurant. With the exception of Wild West, the first set performance was not a disappointment.

Sometimes the transition from was characterized by songs from their first big listening to a album, No Stranger To Danger. Members of band on the radio to seeing it in concert can be

the audience seemed accepting of the something of a letdown. Led by Paul Hyde, the

Payolas' music, but their participation was Payolas entertained with a crowd-conscious themselves become limited by the short duration of the first set and attitude, allowing to

the absence of a dance floor. involved with the audience as well as

With an opening set of only about 50 permitting the crowd to get close to them.

minutes and the an exaggerated break of almost Technically, Payolas ran a very tight an hour, the Payolas returned to play a stage. Their sound was very clear and Hyde's

voice smashing second set which brought the guality replicated that found on the albums. somewhat livelier crowd to its feet. Tine back-up vocals were highlighted

Only one couple danced to the start of Eyes by Marianne and Sugar, who had a solid of a Stranger, but many others followed their choreographed routine. Sugar was called

and danced in the example the open areas upon during encore presentation to between the tables as well as on top of them. replace the voice of Carole Pope in singing

A working relationship was established Never Said 1 Loved You.

between the audience and Payolas lead Certainly all those that were at the show can singer/songwriter/rhythm guitarist Paul Hyde attest to the exciting and fine performance that the of the during early part the second set, as the Payolas gave. audience to if Rose's be was called upon shout out the And, remember, you cross path, lyrics to finish lines that Hyde had initiated. sure to treat her better than Paul did.

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28 Pressure Drop Rivoli

29 Good Food Cameron

30 Kinetic Ideals Rivoli

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based on Come as favorite historical ORS! Participants in the student/staff T-Shirts while supplies last. The film Pilgrim's Progress, your person art will or event to the Club's annual A dance for women and men at (J of exhibit in the WLU Concourse Paul Bunyan's famous book, be History gay may pick March 23. fun from 8:30 the Great Hall at party. The times begin W on Friday, Join the and their work the Concourse The Floor is Yours! The second shown at p.m. in masquerade good up or the

Conrad Grebel CI of W. Freewill at 8 p.m. in the faculty lounge (opposite bop the night away! 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. in Staff Lounge on Friday the 23rd between seminar on making an effective speech College, the favorite 884- 3 and 6 offering will be collected to cover costs. Torque Room). Danceto Rm.280, Humanities Building. Any works not in the show and overcoming the fear of speaking will your p.m.. Waterloo Christian GLOW weeknights for details. Sponsored will be in the lounge. be held in the Paul Martin Centre from Sponsored by Reformed Church. 730p.m. to 10:30p.m.. Sign up with Julie

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or Loretta, 886-6640, usually after 4 info, call 885-4280. held in 630 - 10:30 p.m.. 12217. more Rm.4-110, p.m. p.m. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984 17

SPORTS

Newbrough appointed Bienkowski makes

community to Laurier's athletic

by Theresa Kelly and program improve tne image or All-Canadian team was named Rich Newbrough the A.C. staff the on campus. athletic director and head football "More than anything I'd like to get by "Sandy" Sanderson coach last Wednesday, succeeding the student body behind the athletic' For the commotionand Both effective many, Tuffy Knight. posts, program," Newbrough said. He excitement The created from a year of April 1, are one-year positions. wants to increase attendance, is all announcement was made last varsity sports competition getting students to use their free but This is not for Peter WLG's over. true Wednesday by Venton, to admission varsity games so that Laurier's finance and first team Ontario all- vice-president: they'll make a lot of noise and cheer star Steve Bienkowski. administration, to the athletic goalie the Hawks to victory. He also feels Bienkowski has been selected to staff. The decision department put that exposing the school to more the CIAU Canadian all-star team an end to weeks of speculation over championships, like the bid for the of Canada's would as one top two whether Knight's replacement 1985 CIACJ hockey finals, will help university goaltenders, it was from on or off. come campus beef up attendance for other varsity announced this a member of the publically PHewbrough, games. athletic department staff since 1968, morning. It is hoped that theannouncement When earlier about has been assistant football coach questioned an of Newbrough's appointment will his personal to such an since his arrival on He Laurier's response campus. help recruiting process as award, Bienkowski that "it the of the new replied helped plan building much as possible, particularly is honour and somewhat athletic quite an complex, and upon its football. Newbrough feels confident in 1973, became Associate surprising. My individual opening that recruiting will not be a problem. is Director of Athletics. recognition greatly appreci- So far, none of the recruits the excellence." Sports included in this ated, but it is a true team effort At present the two positions have coaching staff phoned last week category include football, basketball, that has made this possible." one-year terms because of plans by have decided against coming to and soccer. He also added hockey Bienkowski finished this Venton to do "a review of Laurier because of the coaching possible volleyball to this list after their season with a admirable his team travelled very to Stockholm, new directions and alternative uncertainty, he said. successful 1983-84 season. In goals against average of 3.17 in Sweden and won the Viking Cup, structures for the Athletic He feels he has the support of Depart- women's sports Mewbrough wants 17 games played. His actual defeating teams from Sweden, ment." The study, to be almost 99 per cent of the football completed to improve the program where playing time was 945 minutes Norway, Finland and Czechos- next will review the team because his by fall, possibility funds will allow it. There could be mainly coaching and he was scored on only 50 lovakia. of changes to the current philosophies do not vary much from some reshuffling within the A.C. to times. Just to his 17th birthday, of the dual The same of offense- prior responsibilities position accomodate Tuffy's. style an on-campus Bienkowski is Oshawa an he was drafted to the Oshawa and decide whether a formal search football will be usedwith a few women's basketball he option coach, said. native and all played his minor Generals. Shortly after, he was committee should be established to variations on the talent in The other depending sports Mewbrough with the Oshawa All-Stars. hockey traded to the Kitchener Rangers. consider and others for areas. A Newbrough wants to much specific spring training move along as as At 16 he in the Metro age played his first as a this in the and in session will on March 26 for During year post following year include badminton and begin possible Toronto for St. Hockey League Bienkowski saw limited the future. two weeks in order to evaluate Ranger, "We want to not curling. only Michael's school. that During year continued The athletic staff will discuss with current talent and to determineareas on page 19 continue to be competitive but be Venton possible changes within the of weakness for further recruiting. ranked in Ontario and on a national

and on the is confident in his department depending basis," he added about Laurier's Newbrough be of funds will discuss the to a head coach availability athletic in ability competent program, especially the ideal structure for the A.C.. and athletic director. "I have been a high profile sports. Co-coach the since of year his are of this 1968. I Newbrough says priorities "We want to do well so that our part university we've basically the same as the know where been athletically, alumni, university community, and

administration's. "We know what we've come through, and want to community at large will be proud of continue in the high profile I have a pretty good idea of where we sports, our athletic endeavors." Other goals Smith selected towards a direction of should be going." high he has are to introduce the

by Dave "Frenchy" Brunelle contender that it is today.

coach of the Being year in any Between 1970 and 1981, he led

Warriors reach finals league is quite an honour. When it the basketball team to 2 national

cage was made that In public Coach Don championship appearances.

Smith was named co-coach of the 1981, Smith remained an assistant

for the OCIAA men's coach of the football team, but Victoria. Victoria will be for its year volleyball In Ottawa going Ian Brock 80-66. on Friday, by Raymond west division, switched his head coaching duties fifth straight CIACI championship. many were pleased tenth-ranked St. Francis Xavier The Waterloo Warriors won their upset with his accomplishments. However, from basketball to volleyball. Since Waterloo pulled ahead of P.E.I, section of the CIACI last second-ranked York 78-77. Xavier Regionals Coach Smith doesn't take all the then, he has learned the ins and outs quickly in the opening minutesof the defeated then went on to lose to Brandon in Saturday afternoon as they credit for his effort. of in the OCIAA. in volleyball game. With seven minutes gone of P.E.I, a the final, 78-79. 1 lth-ranked University by "It is a nice honour and and Western been a good "Waterloo have the half, Waterloo had a nine-point of 82-64. In the consolation The CIAU championship takes score feeling to be named co-coach of the the powerhouses of our division in advantage. P.E.I, attempted to come Western beat McGill 70-56. in Halifax March 15-17 with final, place but it is the last few And the year, a real compliment to the years. by way back but Waterloo, led by the play of In other CIAG of Waterloo (4), Brandon and action, University are will players. Their performance on the things shaping up, they Peter Savich, took a 41-32 lead into Victoria beat 100-62 and Lethbridge (7) to upset the Winnipeg trying court showed the other coaches that continue to be quite good. What I the dressing room. Savich scored 17 of defeated number-one ranked of University Lethbridge University want to with the team is we played hard and up to our accomplish points in the half while Mike Morgan capabilities. I think what the coaches to not only be competitive had 11 for P.E.I. but to make it to the realize is that we've made quite a bit consistently, In the second half, P.E.I, began to of nationals in the next four or five progress as a team, and not be- make a More than recovery. once, of of It's to take a lot hard cause of the play one or two years. going P.E.I, came within five points only to and a lot of but this is outstanding players, demonstrated work, luck, be set back again. With seven needed to become a in by the fact that we didn't have one champion minutes left in the game, Waterloo said Smith. player named to the all-star team." any sport," began to dominate once again. The "The I the more feel "I believe that we're doing things more coach, I tiring of the P.E.I. players and the seasons are and lost in between right and heading in the right won containmentof all-star Mike Morgan direction with the seasons," said Smith commenting Waterloo volleyball program by led to the Warrior surge. of in on the high and with the athletic program importance recruiting Morgan did not have a shot in the last school players. "It's a lot like selling a general." five minutes as Waterloo won 82-64. product, and it takes up a lot of a P.E.I, lost the Although game by his look, Coach Despite youthful coach's time in the off-season. But 18 they were not Smith of academics points, completely has many years it's what it takes to build a contender. dominated by Waterloo. and experience under his belt. A Not only does a small university The score was not necessarily in- native of Perry County, Ohio, the 40- such as Laurier present a problem dicative of the "If Peter play. (Savich) year-old has been coaching officially with a limited academic program, it didn't so well, the play game might since 1965.Prior to this, he attended also suggests a financial burden. have been said Warrior closer," Fairmont State where he College "Looking at the volleyball point of coach Don Mcßae. Savich led with a B.A. in graduated Physical view, we are proud to be where we with 29 Waterloo in the game. points Education, a teaching certificate in are with the size of budget we have. times Many P.E.I, were able to players Physical Education, and a As many sports people know, the Waterloo defence and penetrate comprehensive certificate in social volleyball is not a real revenue sport. strive for the basket. "They seemed sciences. Hopefully someday it will become a to under and then go our guys right He then attended Ohio University high profile sport creating more up into our guys' faces," Mcßae for his Master's degree in Physical revenues to extend our volleyball said. maximum Education. Between 1965and 1970, program to its potential," The All-Star team was headed by for he was coaching and teaching Smith said. Savich as the most valuable player. in If the next 15 of Coach the Lakewood Board of Education years Other all-stars from Waterloo since Smith's career Ohio. And 1970, he's been part progresses as well as Tournament included Randy Norris and Steve all-star Mike Morgan (33) of the P.E.I. Panthers is of Laurier's athletic has the last hereat Laurier program and 15, people are an Atkin. Mike Morgan from P.E.I, and unidentified Waterloo player during last Saturday's hours hard work into in store for a much more innovative put many of final Western's Ross Hurd also made the regional against the Warriors. photo by Theresa Kdv and athletic developing the program into the improved program. team. 18 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984 sports

The Demand For A Few Good Grads!!! Sideline Union Gas is not in the habit of merely filling vacancies with new grads.

Rather, we are Theresa staffing the organization with people we feel will provide by Kelly the leadership required to steer the Company into the 21st Century.

Now that the situation down at the A.C. is settled for at least one When for looking tomorrow's Managers, the search can be a world is back The long year, the Laurier sports on track. appointment of difficult to find those individuals one. Trying with the proven skills to Rich Newbrough las athletic director and head football coach

eventually a with over Billion in restores element of to the manage growing organization $1 an stability varsity program. $1.3 certain revenues and Billion in assets, requires a lot of interviewing. Only A Laurier tradition of excellence is maintained by will from within the As member of the staff the best get through. This very selective approach has left us with a appointing department. a for 16 of the Hawk few vancancies for both Engineers and Business Graduates. For years, Newbrough was a part great teams of the

and can his to the teams of the future. Engineering, we have positions which would include both Operations, past carry experience During an interview with The Cord last week, Newbrough and Natural Gas Utilization. For Business Grads, there are opportunities interest in expressed a real building up a sports following similar to to apply both Accounting and General Management Skills. the followings of other schools. It's amazing what some cheering The selection and do for home If process is extremely critical. The clapping can a team. you happened to see the

jobs are and If CIACI finals at Waterloo on between the Warriors challenging demanding. you feel regional Saturday and Prince Edward Island know what you have the proven talent to meet the demands Jl Panthers, you'll I mean.

of Regardless of feelings about the team down the a management career in a technical or m your university road, have to admire the enthusiasm of their fans. The business environment, then contact yourStudent you gym was with fans, who stood and for the - packed up clapped majority Placement Office for details on Union Gas, and of the I'm the in their first TV game. sure Panthers, playing game, our current vacancies, or write to: were just overwhelmed by it all. The school has only about 1,400

Co-ordinator, Supervisory Recruitment V: '1:5 students. v Union Gas Limited The Warrior mascot, the same one that had an article in the

K-W Record him, the crowd with a 50 Keil Drive North i< about certainly gets going

Warrior chant in four crowd sections. So how do we try to get CHATHAM, Ontario

similar crowd support on a scale to our enrolment? N7M SMI . proportional It's hard to figure out just how they attract fans at (JW. With an

it admission charge to all games can't be because it's a cheap form of entertainment. In fact, the admission charge for Saturday's $6. two games (finals and consolation) was a steep Yet the gym

was packed with loyal Warrior supporters. At Laurier, where the is admission free to all regular season games, the fan turn-out is

never quite that dramatic.

need So maybe we a few gimmicks to pack Seagram's for

the Bam for the for the other At football, hockey, and gym sports.

there draw for bus to a basketball game at Mac, was a a trip who ticket for the Florida, and everyone bought a game was eligible.

One gimmick used at Laurier a few years ago at a football game

was an offer for a year's free tuition. A student ID number was

and if the received drawn during half-time, person was present, they

— $700 free tuition for that year it was only at the time.

Maybe the school needs a new mascot. Personally I think the

present costume, although effective, is not flamboyant enough. The

Hawk should be bigger, much tougher, with a beak, and made of a

material that resembles feathers. Something along the lines of I Guelph Griff or the Mac Marauder — bigger than life, like the [ "ST. PATRICK'S DAY" baseball mascots. But let's about band similar the the forget forming a to one up The party's at McGinnis!... road. It's one thing to admire the enthusiasm of their fans, but A copying their band would be a definite no-no. few instruments An Irish band will be playing for your entertainment can add atmosphere to a game if played during half-time or during

time-outs. But to basketball play practically non-stop during a game

Come over the of the becomes bit and _ to point distracting opposing team a

join in our special d A|9 Aft) ~i noise in is a Ck, intolerable. The level an enclosed place like the gym St. Patrick's Day l£ /' loud enough without the strains of striptease music or the theme to celebration. Special? r \ Heroes drums. I Hogan's pounding on your ear Yes special! Special /T\ y sd To it off, this band tried to raise so could featured dishes of Irish \ top money they 112 v ■ \/y fo ® Canadian Stew, Mulligatawny J? accompany the Warriors to the basketball championships

and stuffed baked in Halifax this weekend. After the band members waited at soup, 0 game, c^~> Green drinks potatoes. s* y'""f\ /h the door, with hats outstretched, asking for donations. will also be served. L V/l jsSf- McGinnis Wings: Crispy left collection of wooden nickels home. | Unfortunately, I my at Add to th.s our cnspy served wings, the way salads, mouthwatering I V W like them, mild, •>* \\ VijUUL you ribs sandwiches, meaty M /rSI 9 medium or hot. and tasty chicken. _»/ ■ Accompanied by a Now that's special! creamy dip.

The Irish band will sports quiz

19 Answers on page

by Johnny E. Sop

defect the NHL? 1. Who was the last of the Stastny brothers to to

2. What NHL Team owns Vladislav Tretiak's playing rights?

3. NFL of the for the 1983 season? Who was the rookie year

4. What was Willie O'Ree best rembered for?

for? 5. In the Flamingo Stakes at Hialeah Florida, what was it Time

6. What is Sears Point best known for?

7. Match each NFL Player with the college he attended?

Mike Barber Kent State

Steve Deberg San Jose State 'II Dwight Hicks Louisiana Tech. New York Strip Loin: A i bread and with garnished Jack Lambert Michigan of well- IJ 1 onion, tomato generous portion "HuVfj{ MfM J|N<\/ and lettuce, charbroiled Served with side of aged striploin, y\ ty jj a holder in 8. Which WLG Hockey player is also a National Scoring record the like it. way you tomato sauce. lacrosse and a member of the champion Point Edward team?

9. Trackstar Harvey Glance is best known for a) middle distance b)

sprints c) pole vault. Come for the f00d... stay for the fun! Ist 10. In the last meeting between Brighton and Liverpool in the English 160 University Avenue at Phillip Street - Waterloo division who won and what was the score? THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 15, 1984 19

sports (|T<§ls22? Students in training

by Theresa Kelly team. The main If have wanted to be a trainers' teams. Students are given a chance you always a Place to Eat

of a not include and to which team would like to But Place Meet part varsity team, why responsibilities taping say they a to of work consider becoming a student icing injuries. They make an with, but the assignment Victoria St. W. Kitchener Student needed immediate assessment of Edwards. 01135 trainer? trainers are an injured depends on seniority, says 578-9370 school to if the should Four trainers from this school for the upcoming year athlete, deciding person year will be work with Laurier's varsity athletic be sent to the hospital or just have leaving so there will be

teams. teams. the injury wrapped and the person openings on some

sent home crutches. These positions are open to on There is no limit on the number of who The athlete will then Mark anyone on campus has free go see people who can volunteer to be time and would like to take an active Edwards and have a second trainers. Edwards said he likes to

role in Laurier athletics. Mo assessment of the injury. The have a solid base to work from so

is but basic student trainers will assist in that is trainer experience necessary, any there always a available. * first-aid treatments—for trainer knowledge is helpful, necessary example, Being a for two years meets the according to Mark Edwards, head whirlpool. the new requirements for phys ed trainer at WL(J. And don't have Fourteen student trainers worked you to majors. Every phys ed major is in with the teams be majoring in phys ed to be a conjunction varsity required to be involved in a sport for »*

he the 1983-'B4 season. All two either trainer, says. during years as player, manager have trainers travel with the Two trainers are assigned to each sports or trainer.

scoreboard /CcS? plZ2^\ N All-star goalie / ff a Alberta 4, Manitoba 2 CIACI Regional Basketball Playoffs (AJberta leads series, 1-0) Ottawa Regional: continued from page 15 Final: Brandon 79, St. Francis 78

action with a team that had little Consolation: 17 of the success, winning only 77 St. Francis Xavier 78, York Answers season's 68 games. The '80-'Bl

transition O.H.L. season was the big 1. Marion Waterloo regional for the Rangers. Bienkowski 2. Montreal Canadians year Final: Waterloo 82, P.E.I. 64 shared the pipes with teammate 3. Eric Consolation: Western 70, McGill 57 Dickerson Wendell Young and together they 4. Beinq the first black player in in helped a team that had been last Calgary regional the NHL

their division the Christmas break at — Final: Victoria 100, Winnipeg 64 5. A Chanqe winner The finish first at season's end. Consolation: Victoria 95, Dalhousie 6. Road Racing track spaghetti house on win the Ontario Rangers went to 7. Mike Barber • Michigan Fredericton title and made their first-ever regional Steve Deberg • Kent State 103 KING ST N . WATERLOO in the Memorial Final: Lethbridge 80, Brock 66 Cup. - appearance Dwight Hicks San Jose State 886-1010 886-1011 the '81-'B2 season or During Jack Lambert - Louisiana Tech

Bienkowski did not play hockey, 8. Todd Stark CIACI Regional Hockey Playoffs 00 Delivery on campus $1 directing his attention towards Toronto 3, Mew Brunswick 2 9. b) sprints academics in preparation for (Toronto leads the series, TO) 10. Brighton - two to nil. entrance to university in the fall. FOR HOME DELIVERY PHONE THE ABOVE His return to hockey was in the first THE 1982-'B3 season, his year as a Tuesdau Hawk He five Special played only games behind last year's all-Canadian goalie Terry Thompson, finishing Buy one panzerotti at with a 3.00 goals against average. His pizza & SUBS true ability and skill became even HOURS: regular price and get another more in of the two - - apparent game Monday Thursday 1 1:00 a.m. 2:00 a.m. OCIAA finals he shut down the value less as - or Friday & Saturday 11:00 a.m. 3:00 a.m. of equal Toronto 32 of 33 Blues, stopping Sundav 4:00 p.m. - 12:00 a.m. shots and helping the Hawks win PICK UP AND DELIVERY for just their first hockey title. CALL 886-6122 is in Three Bienkowski presently 1 f|A Take out Rivers (Trois Rivieres), Quebec, 160 University Ave. W., Waterloo

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