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VOLUME IX. MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE, JANUARY 13, 1928 NUMBER I BIBLE SCHOLAR I EVANGELIST CLOSES ANNUAL 4..------REVIVAL MEETS COACH JESSw • " NEELY RESIGNN M N t t * 0 0 Methodist Minister Leads Week of Services STUDENT OF YOUTHI Name New Coach In 2 Weeks Rev. Stoves Makes Many Friends Here TO NAME BAUMGARTEN IS INITIATE 6 PALS HEAD S,uthwestern students have had a EXPECT ATHLETIC rare oportunity during the past week in CHOSEN EDITOR IN THETA A. PHI listening to a minister of the gospel LYNX HELMSMAN J 0 IN S ALABAMA who knows the ways of modern youth as Assistant Edi- As Reward For Work as well if not better than modern youth DURING BANQUET Named COACHING STAFF itself. tor of Sou'wester Done in Dramatics Rev. George Stoves, pastor of the West Methodist church, of Nash- In the Meantime the Boys Verne Baumgarten has been appointed Following the impressive success of the Unites with ville, is the man who has fathomed the Play Basketball assistant editor of the Sou'wester by first dramatic production of the year. His Teacher workings of the youthful mind. lie is the Publication Board. "The Whole Town's Talking," given re- conduct such a splen- The appointment comes as a reward cently by new members of the South- well qualified to Rev. George Stoves, pastor h!,s The REESE SUBSTITUTES for unstinting work done thus far in western Pal players, an extensive season PROMISING FUTURE did series of religious meetings as he of West End Methodist church of his talks here in sport writing on the paper. has opened, with a series of one-act done since he opened Nashville, who has been conducting his on Jan. To Baumgarten is accredited the honor plays acting as forerunners to the main Jan. b. concluding addresses the annual week of religious ser- Leads Wickermen Pend- Will Coach Princeton 12. of starting a series of sport stories production next spring. vices at Southwestern. Rev. Stoves, Spring IIKES YOUNG FOLIKS ing Coach Selection never before touched upon by the great Prof. Ernest Haden, faculty coach, and Nine This a leader in Southern Methodism, Believing that great good can come sport-writing scribes of the time. Ever Price A. Patton, Pal president, are read- has made quite an impression on 's successor, as coach of the TUSCALOOSA, ALA.--Coach Wal- of associating with young folks. Rev. read the "faked history" stories about ing over the most popular classical and Southwestern students, for he is a Southwestern Lynx, is expected to be lace Wade, Saturday, announced the ap- Stoves is as regular student at Vander- the phenomenal feats performed by the modern successes in an attempt to select deep student of modern youth. chosen within two weeks and to be an- pointment of Jess Neely, coach at South- and Peabody college as students, Greeks?-that's just one of Baum's a suitable play for the spring feature. bilt nounced at the annual banquet to be western University at Memphis, as an :r at Southwestern. lie delights in periodical contributions. Although problematical, it is thought given the Lynx eleven on Saturday night, assistant football coach at the Univer- the younger set; in get- Practical experience on local dailies that a heavy comedy will be chosen if mingling with BOARD SELECTS January 21. sity of Alabama. Neely will take the ting their ideas on life; in counseling gives Verne the title of best sport writ- an appealing one is discovered. to place vacated by Russell Cohen, who them; in laughing and talking with The new coach will be expected er Southwestern has ever had. As a reward for histrionic ability STAFF resigned to accept an appointment as JOURNAL take charge of spring football practice, shown both last spring and in the re- them. Univer- which has been scheduled to start Feb. the Pal club at Louisiana State le has been received in like manner cent play, six members of sity. Neely has had several successful , I. lasting long enough for the new HUMOR PUR VE YOR will be initiated soon into Theta Alpha 'v, local students. who have turned Catherine Richey Picked into his sys- years at Southwestern. He learned his large numbers to hear him, and coach to drill the players PENS SWEET SONG Phi, national dramatic fraternity. They in As Editor football under Coach Wade at Vander-' to heart the ideas which he tem of football. are: Mary Allen, Catherine Underwood, have taken FOR STRAY FRA T bilt. has given in his talks. The "insurgents" have given in a:dJ Following football training, the new Allen Haden, Ellen Thomas, Crawford Wilson Foote, song writer, artist and Coach Wade announced that Neely Rev. Stoves has dwelt upon many literary magazine, again coach will take charge of . McGivaren and Charles Rond Ill. the Journal, pugilist, has retired to his private haunts will report here to assist in spring foot- thoughts and conditions during his talks published. CAGERS will be REESE COACHES while he composes the official fraternity ball training work, after which he will here. lie has illuminated his arguments against republica- Strong opposition Gil Reese, former Vanderbilt star, was song of the Beta Lambdas. leave for Princeton, where he will coach with experiences gained while with young into open WARING LEADS tion of the magazine grew placed in charge of the basketball team He has not dedicated the "Sweetheart t the Princeton baseball team. pcople, examples which youth can read- when students denunciation recently when Southwestern accepted Coa-h of Beta Lambda" as yet, but is sifting Next fall Neely will return to Ala- idly understand. lie has expressed the Journal. But CO-ED CAGERS were asked to back Neely's resignation. the freshet ranks for a suitable victim. bama as assistant football coach and simply many profound religious ques- with the ballot. the protagonists won Following the football season, Frank Carrington Bacon will represent the head baseball coach. tions, and has as easily explained them. the Publication As a consequence Trelawney, star fullback, was chosen to stray Greeks on the Boys' San Hedrin Also Coaches Freshman Jess Neely, who has been at the helm Ilispreaching is of the best teaching. the following students Board has named lead the Lynx in 1928. council, and Foote will be seen in the In Ball Tossing of the Southwestern athletic program for what he says is straight from the the Journal staff: Catherine :o comprise Prospects are bright for a winning Boys' Pan-Hellenic council. for the past four years, handed in his heart and goes to the heart of his Allen Haden, assistant Richey. editor; eleven for the next year, with many Members of the forlorn "baby lambs" The Southwestern Lynx Kittens, the resignation last Friday, which was ac- listeners. manager. d;tor; Leolin Wailes, business coming stars being eligible from this are still arguing over a suitable emblem girls' basketball team, has a new coach cepted by Dr. C. E. Diehl. The resig- Rev. Stoves bid Southwesterners au assistant business and Charlie Snepp. s Bobcat team. The Lynx suffereo for the official fraternity pin. The ma- in the person of Henry "Chi" Waring. nation is to take effect Jan. 15. revoir with his final sermon Thursday, manager. a hard blow, however, when Milton jority however, favors that of an in- Waring has been named to take charge Neely has accepted a position of as- which ended a week of intensive preach- of the year will be on I he firstissue Hawke and Verne Baumgarten, halfback fant lamb. of the Kittens, and is lining up one of sistant coach at , ing. for he has spoken twice daily, each 15. the campus by Feb. and center, were declared ineligible for the best girls' quints in Dixie. In ad- under Coach Wallace Wade, a former morning in chapel and also at night. next year's team when Southwestern en- dition, Waring is coaching the Lynx mentor of Coach Neely at Vanderbilt tered the S. I. A. A. because they had Hughes basketball team. BELOVED PARROT Montroy and freshman University. Six Profs Journey played football on freshman teams at Coming to Southwestern from Cen- TO SUCCEED COHEN GUZZLES LIQUOR the University of Tennessee and Geor- Are The Prettiest tral High, where he was one of the best t A vacancy on the coaching staff at To Nashville Meet AND JABBERS ON gia Tech. "Fritz" Montroy and Billy Hughes athletes in the school. Waring has en- Alabama occurred when , as- The graduation of former Capt. Ar- reign supreme among Southwestern stu- joyed a successful career in athletics, sistant coach, resigned from there to Six Southwestern professors journey- SYRACUSE. N. Y.-(IP)-Rinky thur Dulin, Joe Davis, 1. M. Garrott, dents as the least hard on the eyes of all playing an end on the football team accept a coaching position at Louisiana ed to Nashville during the holidays to Dink is ! and Ora Johnson is a severe blow to the contenders. In the popularity contest and forward on the basketball five. State University. Coach Neely, who has attend a gathering of the American The brightly colored parrot that team's defensive and offensive unity. held just before the Christmas holidays, In basketball "Chi," who gets hisS been offered several other coaching po- Academy of the Advancement of screams raucously at Syracuse univer- But oncoming material is ready to step under the auspices of the "Lynx," Fritz name because he came to Memphis from, sitions, was attracted to Alabama on Science. sity undergraduates who visit the Hill into the empty shoes. was voted the prettiest co-ed and Billy a Chicago high school, is considered onee account of his close friendship with Dr. W. R. Atkinson addressed the Book Stall, has passed the crisis of his the most handsome boy. of the best floor men in the city, beingg Wallace Wade. convention on the topic; "The Relative illness. Mary Bethany Sivley holds the hon- a brilliant passer and an uncanny shot t Coach Neely, former star at Vander- Pr dictability of Limits of I learing by Rinky Dink had chicken cholera, an Diehl Gives or of best all-round girl and Arthur from any position on the floor. bilt in football, basketball and baseball Intelligence and Mechanical Speed insidious and dire disease, and die he Prexy Dulin was acclaimed best all-round boy. came to Southwestern when it was lo- Tests." Dr. Berwind Kaufmann gave a almost did-but aided by a sip of cmn- $100 To Girl Quint Margaret Layne was voted the most cated at Clarksville, Tenn. Under his series of private demonstrations of his traband fire-water, and the loving aiid Southwestern's Kittens asked for fi- popular co-ed, and Eleanor Clinton the direction Southwestern entered the S. I biological findings during the past sum- of Professor Struthers, he weathered the Choose McGivaren nances and Dr. Charles E. Diehl hand- best dancer. \.A. this fall. mer. Other Southwestern professors storm. ed over (10X)to Miss Louise Stratmann New High Priest LEAVES JAN. 15 that attended the meeting were: Dr. F. For a time things looked very black for the treasury. The San Hedrin Council met and Neely will sever his connection with 0. Hluber, Dr. P. N. Rhodes. Prof. M. for Rinky Dink. The proprietors of Teams Half of the fund has been spent on Pick Debate elected Crawford McGivaren to the Southwestern on Jan. 15. He started I.. MacQueen and Dr. R. W. I lartley. bird stores, and even well known vet- uniforms. The uniforms have red socks exalted position of High Priest on Dec. coaching in 1923 at Murfreesboro High erinarians, disclaimed all knowledge of with black tops, black bloomers and For Coming Season 16. School. In 1924 he went to Southwest the cause and cure of his illness. red middies with a black "S" on the Fourteen debaters, eleven regulars and The council took this action in order ern, which was at that time located at Frat Pictures Sent But Professor Struthers and a sym- front. three alternates, have been selected to vacancy which will be caus- Clarksville, and he remained there four pathetic bootlegger saved the day, and to fill the To Annual Engraver incidentally. Rinky Dink. The remaining moiety will probably represent Southwestern in debates with ed by the graduation of the present years. All fraternity pictures have been tak- be spent for sweaters. various other colleges in this part of high priest, "Dumpy" Beall, who has Neely was a member of the Vande en and the panels will be sent to the The Kittens want to play out-of- the country. completed the required number of bilt football eleven for three seasons, b cngraver the last of this week. Arms town teams. Especially do they crave Those chosen include Gerald Capers. hours for his degree. ing a Commodore in 1920, 1921, 19Z Full page pictures with a special bord- Student Takes Jackson. Tenn.. where they could take Abe Fortas, Billy Flowers. Pete Melvin. "Dumpy" will receive his degree next and finished in the spring of 1923. er of all winners in the recent popularity Of Lonely Skeleton on three teams: Lambuth, Union and William Orr, James Randle, Malcolm June. McGivaren has taken charge of was captain of the Vanderbilt elev contest are being prepared by the pho- West Tenn. Business College, but there Ritchie, Charles Rond III, Edwin the San Hedrin and will continue in of- 1922. He played halfback and end. MINNEAPOLIS. MINN. - (IP) - tographer, and these will be sent to the are no funds available. Thompson, and Erwin White. fice until June. Neely is 30 years of age and Dean E. P. Lyon recently had difficulty engraver next week. ried. He hails from Smyrna, Tm in locating two missing arms of a skel- The group pictures of all the organiza- eton in the University of Minnesota dis- tions were taken Thursday morning and p.nsary, but he finally accomplished the Four To Conventi these panels will also be sent to the FROSH ANSWERS SHOW PECULIAR MENTAL TWISTSJ engraver next week. feat. Four Southwestern students Following the disappearance of the ed the institution at the Student bony arms, a notice was posted by the At the beginning of the year all fresh- throw a very insinuating light on the Q. What is 'The flavor lasts" used teer Convention, which was held GRID CAPTAINC Y dean to the effect that no grades could men were required to take an intelli- minds of the freshmen. in advertisement of? A. Cider. troit, Mich., Dec. 28, thru Jan. 1. possibly be given out unless the skele- Q. How many legs has a Malay? A. western's delegates were: IN A. T. O. RANKS gence test to see if there were any trace Four. Q. How is a picolo used? A. The Joh.l ton recovered his missing limbs. Mary Parker, Pauline Jones of brains among them. Q. How is cribbage plated? A. picol is used in book binding. IN LAST 12 YEARS Soon after the dean received a neatly With Wright. Election of "Dago" Trelawney as foot- wrapped Christmas parcel, inclosed in After the test had been taken all profs dice. Q. What is a bolt? A. A certain ball captain for next year marks the which were the missing appendages and were unanimous in the opinion that int-l- Q. Who is Irvin Cobb? A. A ball swift movement characteristic of a twelfth consecutive time the captaincy a letter explaining that the offender war ligence was a thing that could be found player. jackass. NOTICE! has been held by an A. T. O. sorry "this has caused you so much anywhere except in the freshman class. 0. From what are emeralds obtained? The only question which was in- All notices, stories and wt The A. T. O.'s started making this trouble, but it was necessary .to borrow Of course, all students agreed with them. A. Elephants. swered anywhere near sensibly was. for the Sou'wester to be p@: merely a fraternity office way back in the arms temporarily for study and re- but they did not know exactly what had Q. What is Karo? A. A disinfect- "Why are you in my class?" The al- during the present semestrA the dark ages before Southwestern mov- view." led the profs to this belief. Dr. W. R. ant. most unanimous reply was "Because I be turned in by next Tuesi ed to Memphis, and so far they have Atkinson, who is known perhaps to some Q. For what is Dewey famous? A. am a freshman and am not supposed to to say why he ernoon. There will bet-s ontinued to keep the position within of the students, refused Dewey defeated the Spanish in Boston have any sense." tlli ranks. "Mc" And The Women thought so little of the freshmen. How- harbor during the Civil War. more issue of the Sou'wesO CnrawfordMcGlvaren coached the Kit- ever, he has finally consented to the Q. Of what is the "volt" a measure- Dr. Atkinson, after grading the tests. term due to eams w taUtad-.rviine them some slns nublication of soln of the kdinM C A ,The- volt iswed sI easur a thatheis absolutely convipced that Jan. 23 The final THE SOU'WESTER Page Two o

The SOU'WESTER ECHOES FROM THE MORGUE FLASHES Published weekly by the student body'of Southwestern, the College of the Mis- PRUNES * * College Life On * * sissippi Valley, Memphis, Tennessee. * * Stewed By ** Choice News Excerpts of Past Years As Revealed By Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice at Memphis, "Tenn., under act of Sou'wester Files March 3, 1878. COLLEGE WITS OTHER CAMPS JAN. 13, 1926 President Diehl has been nominated JANUARY 13, 1')28 NUMBER 15 VOLUME IX 'l'he L ynx basketball team will take by Memphians for the Press-Scimitar PINCHED FOR PAWNING Memoirs of a Co-ed on the quintet fiom Normal. After this Civic 'Irophy. giv en for the most valu- EDITORIAL STAFF able citizen of the citv for the ncar. SEATTLE, Wash.-(IP)- h e i r Dedicated to Charlotte Bruce, game the team will Journey into Arkan- checks failing to arrive from home on Editor-in-Chief Luther Southworth sas to take on the Ilendrix team. * * * time, two University of Washington 1579 Court Avenue Phone 2-1769 Men I have known and men galore, * * * Irs -outs for places on Southssestern's students set out to pawn a revolver. Sports .----__---...... Vein Baumgarten Assignments Effie Lee Ingram And hundreds of frat pins I have wore, Southwestern's basketball team wson debating team will be held in the near Co-Edl .~..... I.. IuuisC ClarkAssinments Palmer Brown They cunsidered this a very safe and F'irst on the list was an A. '1. 0.- the game wsith Bethel Corporals to the rTypist I.....toston M inniece IAssignments Wilson l'oote * * * sane way to help them over their fi- Cartoonist -'. _ Iuriond Berry Circulation Chalrles (arraway I hat's all there is, there ain't no fil'. tune of 35-27. nancial crisis. But it landed them in Assignments Lcoutie Miller Circulation Bill A\lexanier * * * "l'vening I)ress I udispen saile'' :i police court. IThat Kappa Sig 'as an awful bloke. heavys' cli:ricter tragedy . ill be pre- Why he even laughed at hi', own silly I he faculty members havye met aiid As one of the students was presenting BI SINLSS STAI:F pokes. organi/ed a faculty club. I le follow- sented by al plasers the nitoift Jan the gun for inspection at a shooting gal- Manager------_- .---Wallace Johnston ing officers were elected. Prof. It. P. Business * * * lery, a passing patrolman sensed a hold- 1203 Tutwiler Avenue Phone 2-3481 Ilere's to the army (If S. A. F.'s: Strickler. president; Prof. S. II. Monk. the youths into court Ther's too many in that august body vice-president: Prof. Seceral mnhers of the lcail cihaipte up and haled Ass't. Bus. Manager (Charlotte Bruce for me . R. Atkinson, on an open charge. Advertising Solicitor._Malcolm Perry' .ccountant ___-Leroy Dubard treasurer, and Dr. Chas. I'. Dieh. sec- (If Kappa Delia intend to dIrive to i )le Upon confirmation of their explana- I really felt bad about my young K. A.: retary. iss to install a chapter If K. D .at tion, the two suspects were released. The Sou'wester is served by the INTFERCOLLEGIATE PRESS service. IIe wsas dying to give his pin away. * * * that school. ** * (Chi Omega sorority entertained with * * * Ilere's to my dream boy If Pi K. A.: TABOO TOBACCO ADS All copy for publication must be in the Sou'wester office by 2 p. m. T uesday Old T. M. believed all that I would a bridge party last Monday night. Danc- IThe seco'nd Pan-Illii ic dance cf the SALT LAKE CITY, Utah-(IP)- preceding appearance on following Friday noon. say. ing was enjoyed after the bridge game collegiate year wsill be given at the Co- was over. lonial Country club on I ebruarv 3. The undergraduate publications of the A subscription to the Sou'wester is $3 the year in advance. I really liked those stray Greeks: * * * * * University of Utah are forbidden by Ihey made such desperate love to me. Eleanor Ilorshay was the University Board of Regents to injured in an au- Chi ()mega sorority announces the tomobile tobacco advertisements in their columns. Next was that good old Beta Sig. accident as she wsas returning following new initiates: Louise Ralston. Trial Marriage Our Neely Has Gone My sweetheart, and companion. Amen home from school on Jan. 29. I'liziheth Dickinson. Dorothy Ilarpr. PROF DETECTS LIES Prior to the Christmas holidays Coach Jess Neely has severed his Mary Burney' I los rv, Sra Rli'ey and men of the Quibbler debate society athletic nexus with Southwesterners Little Scotch-Father, Alfred is :ll Ed Barrow was elected to succee (Catherine Page. EUGENE, Ore.-(IP)-An apparatus over his cold and has six cough drops * * * conducted try-outs on the topic oi and is now assistant coach of the Sam Costen as head (If the Suthwest- which is hailed as a distinct improve- "Companionate Marriage as an aid Crimson Tide at Alabama. left. ert Athletic Associatioln. I svents-four fighting Bobcats, fresh- over the "guilt detection" devices ment to Matrimonial F-elicity." News dispatches reveal the fact Big Scotch-You tell Alfred to go out man class gridders of Suthhwestern, were used by the Los Angeles and Berkeley and get his feet wet. At the particular time of the ses- that Nieely will he head coach o1 Ground is now being cleared for tli, awas.rdedl numerails for the' I0)2 scan''0 departments, is nearing comple- *** 1 police sion the newspapers were carrying baseball at Princeton this spring, new athletic field. IThe plot will be a hianiquet l)c. 20 at ltel eaibodY laboratories of tion in the psychological columns and columins of type upon but will be a permanent assistant "Do you have any green lipsticks?" ready in time for baseball practice. * * * of Oregon, according to * * * the University this newly-agitated question. .\ot coach of football and coach of base- "(;reen lipsticks?" ('hester Ifrist rcpresented the Sut;l- Dr. Harold R. Crosland, of the psychol- ''Yes, a railroad man is calling on ic only the dailies, but also reputable ball at Alabama next year. Dr. Chas. E'. Barker, (f Nev. ork. western Sigm.a \lpha I psilo n chapter department. tonight. ogy magazines and other widely-read '[here is a background to Neely's spoke to Southwestern students in at the national collventio (It S.\. I.'s, The new machine, which differs in publications devoted space to this transfer to the larger athletic school. chapel last Monday morning. held in Boston. Mlass. on Dcc. 28-30. many ways from the apparatus in use, debatable topic. Coach Wallace Wade, high mogul "Did you ever hear the new English * * * operates without pain to the subject. Pants-without-a-belt song" Naturally, broad-minded editors of sports at Alabama, coached Neely TIhe Southwestern debating team will I'. M.(GarroItthead (It Pi K .A Work on the new instrument has been "Nay. nay." looked to colleges and utniversties when the erstwhile Southwestern participate in the state meet to be held rraternity. attended the hi-annual con, going on for three months. for expressions from the budding in- coach was a football star at Vander- "l.ondon britches falling ," this spring. venltioni held at Atlainta Ga..IDec.27- * * * * * * tellectuals upon this topic if mo- bilt. *** 301. PASS OKEHS ON MATES ment. Respect of coach for pupil and Say, gimme a pound of GOOD dog Dr. John Ilibbins. president of Prin e- MONTREAL, ue.-(IP)-l -here was Undue prominence and credence pupil for coach did not cease when meat. T he last I got here made ay ton University, spore tol the students on was given the opinions as reported such old man sick. Jan. 23. a fluttering of hearts and downcast Neely graduated. Neely was * * * looks at the United Theological College, by the local boys in their innocent a student of football that Wade SHOE REPAIR I Rosa May: Foote, with feet like yours. of McGill university, recently when a talks; for the sole purpose of the deemed him a wise acquisition to JANUARY:\R\13. 1927~ you should get a government job. Satisfaction notice appeared on the official bulletin try-outs was not in coming to some the coaching staff. Wilson: Doing what? Gypsy Smith. Jr.. who has been hold- is found (onily in quality work. board that the students in the future decision upon the noxious question During Jess' four years with Our Rosa May: Stamping out forest fires. ing the annual revisal services f(r the w5ork speaks for itself t it would not have as free a hand in their of companionate marriage, btt sole- he has made a credit- defies cmpeitition, Southwestern * * * college, will cnclude his sermons oI!' and recog- matrimonial affairs as has formerly been ly in winning a place on the teams able showing; has developed many nines ill oppisitioii. Katz: Where do you bathe? Sunday eening. the case. which were to be picked in pre- good athletes; has been popular Monk: In the spring. The authorities have passed a resolu- paredness for the approaching in- with the boys; has shown himself a DeLuxe Shoe Shop Kat: I didn't ask yiu when. I asked tion making it necessary for TI heology tercollegiate debate season. judge of character and has realized TUTWILER and McLEAN where. students who are serving pastorates to There were some "startling" re- hidden potentials in students which WARNER HALL, i * * * i Bsradley Sweaters i Campus Represeitative gain the consent of the authorities be- marks made by the affirmative only proper athletic training re- Don't play with knickers-play fore taking on a wife. speakers, some say; but they were vealed. with appeared to the under- the effect, and bore white folks. One loophole made ready for Our best wishes go with Neely * * * graduates-that no stipulations were no cogency in the mind of the sev- his promotion to a greater field. DIXIE SHOP i on Ora-Bring made concerning companionate mar- eral speakers. When the topic vas 'e do not say that his vacancy will me another sandwich, Pos. Pos-Anything riages. first announced as the theme tpon be hard to fill-as is commonly else? 4 S. Main St. * * * which members would talk, every lone in obituaries, but we will say Ora-Yes, a paper weight; that last man in the club picked the negative sandwich blew away. RAISE $20,000,000 FUND that he acquitted himself well while * * * (against companionate marriage). as chief helmsman of NEW HAVEN, Conn.-(IP)-Yale's officiating (in "If Finally, in desperation, club officers the Lynx. Prof. civil government class) : twenty million dollar endowment drive the president and vice-president both i i to a successful conclusion If days agreed that lots should be cast in came as many died, who would get the job?" before the scheduled end of the cam- order that there would be Sailfish such as frequent the gulf affirmative as negative speakers. Student: "The undertaker, sir." I 2DAY SERVICE i paign, when it was announced that $20,- stream can swim at the rate of 70 * * * Judging from the similarity of 210,578 had been subscribed. miles an hour. A woman went on a professional * * * speeches, there must have been some outside collusion between the two hunger-strike, and 20 Scotchmen pro- CHINA MINIATURE rival groups. Members of the af- Humane Profs (?) posed to her. ISuccess Laundry I SYRACUSE, N. Y.-(IP)-The Uni- agree with the negative; * * * firmative to accuse stu- versity "Syracuse-in-China" association naturally, for they agreed with the It is a little early We Wonder- has on sale a small Chinese charm, 3-4 dents of "boning", but some have Giiisir PAt tON, Represetntative i opposing element in the first place. 11(w it feels to be the best all-around by 1-2 inches in size, on the ivory of started that semi-annual stunt of 202 Robb lall lhis subject was discussed before girl in school. which are printed or carved 1000 words. cramming for exams. a strictly male audience-the crowd Who. hat and where is the Lynx * * * The college catalog states that was not mixed, as some think. The club, A CREAM DANCE RULES subject has been dropped, as plan- exams will occupy the intervening MAKES time between Jan. 23 to 28. Why the Frosh issue wasn't printed WASHINGTON, Pa.-(l P-Presi- ned by club members, for it was on yellow paper, no feeling, it was a red- not intended to be a debate topic, Professors have counted the re- YOU WILL dent S. S. Baker, of Washington and maining recitation days and are pil- hot-issue and the staff is to be congratu- GROCERIES Jefferson college, announced to the stu- but only as a try-out theme for the of lated, purpose of testing the original think- ing the work on the laden backs I i dent body recently a new code of rules obsequious students. Why Charlotte Bruce was so perturb- LOVE TO EAT to govern the conduct of fraternity ing powers of the several speakers. ed when she heard Dumpy Beall MEATS This article is not written thru As a warning let us venture the house parties. Among the restrictions common assumption that students wouldn't be in school next semester; I I are the following: any kind of compulsion from cheer up. Charlotte, Palmer is still I DELICATESSEN "above," but merely' to enlighten do not love their profs as they did Lists of girls invited to fraternity before the holidays, because of their around. parties during the college week-end func- those inclined to be credulous that Why Pauline Barton couldn't play Southwestern boy's are not radical inhumanity in making the load un- Clover Farms tions must be submitted, to the presi- bearable during these remaining the "whosirmesir" game at the A. 0. Gaia & Garavelli dent's office for inspection and have hi- socially, morally and spiritually, Pi kid party. but only talk on those things which sweet days of the passing semester. 0 ICE CREAM 0 approval before invitations are issued. Why clot the calendar with pa- Tutwiler and McLean All college men must be out of fra- in the end will give a better under- standing of those standards and pers, outside reading and the like, The Drunk's Lament ternity houses during college parties. few lectures summing up - conventions which have been ac- when a Down in old Joe's barroom. At least two married couples as chap- the semester's work will be much erones must at all times be in the fra- cepted by the best of people. By the corner (f the square: more effective than students delv- The drinks went (n as usual ternity houses during parties. ing into the library archives read- And a goodly crowd was there. All visiting girls must be away from The octopus is prized as food in ing and writing about some event the chapter houses by 3 p. m. on Sun- the Channel Islands. that happened back in the musty Standing by my side. CORRECT day following the party. Elbows upon the bar, CLOTHES FOR ages of long ago? Stood Curly Joe McGinty, An oyster can lay 60,000,000' We do not decry outside work, Driver of the livery car. eggs. but at this season it should be light, FORMAL WEAR I'm The Ginkette Turning to the bar keeper: with the burden shifting to the lis eyes were bloodshot red: I'm the ginkette that comes out professors for succinct explanations Asked him for his reason for basketball just long enough to A World-Wide Boon of those knotty questions which And this is what he said: have my beauty struck by the Very few people know that an have taken up the students' atten- photographer and then I never re- event of world-wide influence oc- tions during the semester of labor. Went down St. Joe's infirmary, turn. I really am terribly in- Saw my woman lying there, cured on Jan. 14, 1906. The twenty- Stretched out upon the table: Beasley Bros.-Jones-Ragland terested in basketball, that is in second annual observance of this The word "reverend" occurs but So pale, so cold, so fair. seeing myself in such becoming momentous occasion, will be indulg- once in the Bible, in the ninth verse togs in the Evening Appeal and ed in Saturday. of the one hundredth and eleventh Sixteen coal black horses Sam Bacherig the Sou'wester, and, oh yes, I stay Hitched to a rubber tired hack- This event was no revolution or Psalm. Seven pretty girls to the graveyard, long enough to be sure my picture murder or new joke on the Scotch- And only six of them coming back. gets in the annual. It sounds so man, but merely the unostentatious It is easy to remove a dog's bark, Burk & Co. terribly important you know to veterinarians demonstrated in a When I die just bury me, arrival of the editor into this world In a box-back coat and a hat; have a list of activities after yo~r of studying and bank rifling. Portland (Ore.) clinic recently. name and to be called one of the Put a $20 bill in my wallet, boys, Golden Eagle Clothing Co. As is the custom of all "great" So they'll know I'm standing pat. mainstays on the varsity team. I editors, we wish the recipient of The smallest check ever drawn by didn't fail to cut several copies any government was one drawn by Six crap shooters for pallbearers, Phil A. Halle such international acclaim the best A chorus girl to sing me a song; from several Sou'westers and send wishes on his birthday and the earn- the United States government for them home so that the family Put a jazz band on my hearse, boys, est desire that he will have at least I cent. To raise Hell as we roll along. might show it around and swell one more birthday. Oak Hall up with pride. Yes sir, their Consequently, "we"-it must be The total gravitational pull of When they let me down in the deep hole, Have my best girl sine me daughter can certainly play basket- that because it is strictly an edi- the sun on the earth would break the blues; Johnston & Vance ball. If you don't know all about Then open a quart of liquor torial word in journalism, accept a steel rod 2,000 miles in diameter. And saturate my shoes. it, a basketball is round, with a with our usual eclat and sangfroid handle, and everybody tries to this panegyric expression from the When he Maharajah of Patiala Now that I've told my story, Walker M. Taylor pitch it in the ring. I'll take another shot of booze; world 'at large and those hemmed goes visiting, his wardrobe is car- I must be on my way, boys, up. ried along in 200 trunks. For I've got those gambling blues.

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FRANK TRELAWNEY TO CAPTAIN OPERATED ON FLOCK OF VETERAN BASKETBALL Verne Baumgarten, football star, 1928 SOUTHWESTERN GRID SQUAD recently returned to school after PLAYERS REPORT TO GIL REESE recovering from a serious opera- Defensive Player, Named by Mates tion. Dopesters Figure Southwestern Will Have One of the "Dago," Stellar Verne was hurt in a practice ses- to Pilot Team Next Year-Fourteen sion before the regular season Fastest Wicker Teams in the History Men Given Letters. started and played thru the whole of Memphis season utterly disregarding his in- Frank Trelawney, fullback of the 1927 Southwestern football team, jury, which at times prevented Basketball practice at Southwestern started on opening of the col- will lead the Lynx nxoleskinners in the 1928 campaign on the gridiron. him from playing. lege after the holidays. The Lynx have great prospects, with several l'relawncy stcceeds Arthur )ulin, who graduates. 'lrelawney is a sopho- I After the season was over Verne of their old lettermen back, and former high school stars numbered more, and a native of Memphis. Ile is the first Memphian ever to he consented to the operation which among the freshmen. chosen leader ol the Southwestern eleven was performed by lr. Moore L ast year the Lynx encountered hard Send Your I relawne's work at the fullback post Moore at the Methodist Ilospital. luck. Practically the entire team was Basketeers Meet was an outstanding feature of Sou;h- NEW ARKANSAS FACES \'erne has played his last game barred because of poor studies. Present Laundry western's football warfare. Ilis defen- Ihe University of Arkansas will also for Southwestern as he was de- prospects point to the players being eli- W. Tenn. Teachers i live ability was inotable. and he was be naking their debut on the South- I cleared ineligible when we enter- gible. Among these are 'Chi" Waring. Southwestern opens the season's has- TO blocker and one of western list, playing in Memphis on the S. 1. A. A. because of play- Joe Davis, Flint known as the best ed Liddon, Dode 'arns- ketball campaign againt Normal I'riday v the surest tacklers on the team. re-_Ihanksgiving L)ay. ing with the Georgia ITech fresh- worth, Billy Hughes, Bill Ford, Ora night at the Y. M. C. A. Ihe game L NEWSUM- lawney' seldom carried the ball, his abil- Ihe annual game with the University men. Johnson and Charles Terry. . ._. ._. just another workout t being of such of Mississippi, which had been one of «_. ,_. Waring is one of the best basketball appeared at first itv in running interference . for the Lynx, but due to Normals im- WARREN value that it overshadowed his pling- the high lights of the Southwestern list, players in the city. tIle is a star floor pesv itr vrteDlaNra ing and running skill. TIrelawney can had to be abandoned because the teams ran and a point scorer of unusual abil- 62 tov6,thg ershul a thrl LAUNDRY lFOUNDERS' DAY ity Fanswrthisnoter tarat uo-62 to i, the game should be a thriller. also pass and , but he was seldom could not agree on dates. Southwestern ity. Frnsorhi anthe sar t ri- In Slick Headden and Jones, Zach 7 called on for these parts of the game. held ripen two dates, Oct. 20 and Nov. Wing guard, while Flint Liddon is re- InSikHad ndJes'ah IS CELEBRATED nimbergdgurhiltelFlintridonisgareCurlin has two of the best basketeers S T hat he is extremely popular with the 3, at the request of Ole Miss, but the membered for his stellar work at guard i h iylau.Hwvr oc i in the city league. However, Coach Gil l men on the team is attested by the fact Mississippi authorities could use neither in prep school circles. Joe Davis is an Reese has Chi Waring, admittedly one e he earned more nicknames than of the dates and the game went by the cChi Alpha Sorority Gives old standby of the Lynx that and is a ca- oif the best players in the south, and 1 Hey! Everybody any man in the history of Southwestern. boards. pable guard. Hughes, F'ord, Johnson Luncheon at Claridge abderrgad.plugelsFor,:John experienced performers in Davis, Farns- Besides the "Dago" which he carried to [he schedule in lull: and Ferryaplay esear.llhaveworth, Hughes and Liddon. Liddon. 'Meet You After East End co llege, he achieved a number of other Sept. 29-Lambuth College. Memphis. Alpha sorority celebrated Found- Chi BesidcesBarbouCfoa resCentrawih however, will not be eligible until the e pseuuonyms that were constantly ap- Oct. ()-Western Kentucky State at eers' Day with a luncheon last Saturday Chauncey Barbour, former Central Hligh scn eetr -spaewl rb forwrd.e mae te al-Memhissecond semester. His place will prob- at plied. Bowling Green. aat lotel Claridge. forward. He made the all-Memphis al efle yete ot rAes Oct. 13-Georgetown of Kentucky, at with Central and has since starred with ably be filled by either Foote or Ayers. 1he athletic committee of the school TIhe table was decorated with the sor- awarded fourteen letters for 1927 grid- Memphis. the Earle, Ark., Cardinals. Cority colors, blue and silver. T he center GUNTHER'S iron performances. T he letter men in- Oct. 20-Union University, Memphis. George [ightower, freshman football Billy: "Doesn't it upset you when you 1 Xpiece was a silver basket filled with elude: Captain-elect 'l'relawney. full- Oct. 27-Arkansas College, Memphis. star, is said to be a good basketball run into a pedestrian?" Tpremiere roses, tied with blue tulle bow. Linden and Cleveland Lid- Nov. 3-Chattanooga University at player. Winky: "No, I've never hit one isS back; Captain Arthur Dulin, Ilint cSilver candle sticks holding blue tapers Lorin Chattanooga. big as all that." don and Warren Smith, guards; were placed at intervals along the table. and 'T. M. Nov. 10-West Tennessee Teachers at t King. Crawtord McGivaren lhose present were the Misses Cath- and Memphis. Kitten Schedule M. Garrott, tackles; Verne Baumgarten eerine Richey, Frances Fisher, Janie Cobb, Waring Nov. 17-Hendrix College, Memphis. Y'. W. C. A., Friday, Jan. 13 prelimi- Wilson Foote, centers; Henry cSarah Moore. Mary Parker, lola Shep- Bobby Lloyd, Nov. 29 (Thanksgiving)-Universitv v nary' to boys game at Y. W. C. A. and Joe Davis, ends, and therd, Dorothy Eddins, Lucille Curtis. Parnell, of Arkansas, Memphis. Elks, Friday. Jan, 20. preliminary to Dode Farnsworth and Ila'vron Ihe pledges present were the Misses. boys game at Elks' Club. backs. Alice Patrick, LaNeil McCullough, Mary Of the fourteen awarded letters, three (GANG! Return games with Y. W. C. A. and Stewart, Jean Goshorn, Nell Ilolloway, HOW D Y team by gradua- will be lost to the 1928 STUDENTS MAKE Margaret Williams, Lois Johnson, Bar- Elks-date not fixed. are Dulin, Davis and tion. lhe three MONDAY OFF-DAY bara Embry, Mary Helen Freeman. Three-game series with Normal-date Garrott. [he alumnae present included Misses not fixed, SCHEDULE 9 GAMES Peggy 'l'ate, Martha Sweeney, and Mrs. Business manager is now writing f'r Nine games are on the schedule, seven Prof Shows That Thurs- Frank Zahner. a game with the Earle Canaries. Jo.c1.1r. to be played at Fargason Field and two xx . 1,. 11., ,...1 /l 1-1n11A 1/%11 [ 1.1+'-1 1 1 away from home. Iour of the oppo- day is Peak Day w sr uiizyet aire SiU LU Iave yUU WIlIi Us nents are members of the Southern In- TORONT10, Ont.-(IP)-"Blue Mon- tercollegiate Athletic Association, a body day" is a psychological fact. Zjo0tel eeabobp which Southwestern joined at the close f DANCING-WEDNESDAY-SATURDAY EVENINGS again-Come around for a visit. Tell Tlhe matter has been thoroughly in- of the last football season. [he four vestigated, hut the problem is seriously S. I. A.\A. teams are making their first complicated by the important contribu- pearance on a Southwestern list. 'IThey us all the news, and let us help you ting factor of overtime, type of work, are Union, Western Kentucky Stac season of the year, personal interest in Georgetown if Kentucky, and Chatta- the work, etc. Inestigators are unani- nooga University. BOSTONIAN SHOE STORE with those after Xmas needs. mous in finding Mnday a least ef- Seven (f the teams which apeared on fective day in work. This is found to the Southvestern slate last year will no be true both when out put is measured be encountered next season. Ihe seven SHOES FOR MEN and in more simple tests used in the psy- are the University (f Mississippi, Uni- chological laboratories at Washington, xersity (f Alabama. lenderson-Brown, SOUTHWESTERN PHARMACY who plotted a piece-work curve, showed Ouachita Birmingham-Southern, Mill- "Even Prices Are Comfortable" that there was a difference of 20 per saps and the Quantico Marines. cent between the production on Mon- Tutwiler and McLean Opponents of 1)28 who were encoun- day and on the peak day, Thursday. last season are Lambuth College. In the opinion of Professor E. D. CHAS. GARRAWAY, JR. Arkansas College. the West Iennessee MacPhee, of the ''oronto University Phones 7-2021-7-2022-7-9395 Ieachers and Hendrix. Campus Representative department of psychology, "The modern tendency to use Sunday as a day of ~ v " Y " " ~~y"""uT""""-5i Sticks Arm Out Of recreation, as well as the general im- position by modern industry of a rou- Window-Fractured tine system uponindividuals who were MOSCOW,M IDAHO- (lP)- IIward not so constructed as to comply with Marcellus has learned many things since its demands, is responsible for the exist- IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A PREACHER, YOU WILL FIND AT UNION SEMI- matriculating at the Unixersity of Idaho ence of 'Blue Monday'." here. most of them theoretical. But the NARY THE BEST OF EQUIPMENT FOR THE TASK OF MAKING PREACHERS other night he learned something of a "Ecs" For Men more praictical nature. As a conse- COtLUMBUS, OHIO-tIP)[-Th dle- qucnce, Iloward will not stick his arm partment of out if a train window hereafter. home economics at uni-. W\hile returning from Spokane in a State Lniversit' is plannng to offer a student special several days ago. Mar- course to men oIf the university in the cellis wanted to see if it was raining. near future. Soi he stuck his hand out of the win- T.oxv.Ihe train lurched, and a telegraph pole came in contact with the student's WHO'S WHO IN wri't. Now he is in the infirmary hav- ing it fixed up. jENJOR CLASS Moral: All that is learned in college comneth not from books. Thomas M. Garrott, Jr. Smokes 30 Cigars Garrott, popularly known as IT..", both hre and abroad, was born at In Nicotine Test Senatobia. Miss., June 3, lt1*3. M. began his duc.;tion by BALIIMORE, Md.-(P)-"Fifty In 19)l2 12. :ntering Sledge grammar school, gradu- cigars in 12 hours" was th_ goal set for in 1919. [hen in 1920 he entered himself by Vincent Maddi, student in ating late County Agricultural high the school of medicine at the Univer- the graduating in 1924. At Tate he sity of Maryland. to settle an argument school. participated in all branches of athletics. over the ill effects if tobacco. Friends ,aying football, baseball, and basketball. sat beside him to record his physical was not content with a high condition. T'he first three hours were I. M. so in 1924. the follow- 0. K. He remained normal. '[hen his school education entered Miss. A &- M Col- pulse began to climb, until it reached ing fall, he lege. 'Ihere he played freshman foot- 108 instead of 80, his respiration 30 Southwestern opened in instead of I7, and his blood pressure ball. When '. M. came along and has from 120 to 132. After eight hours, while Memphis. hre ever since. His student ac- on his thirtieth cigar. Maddi became )een here are numerous and it is with ill and quit. tivities that Southwestern has his name "I might have suffered serious ill ef- pride her senior roll. fect:, had I continued," admitted Maddi on follows: Memr- later. His activities while here ber of Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity, presi- dent during 1926-27. Pan-Hellenic coun- Two Grid Teams cil, 1926-27, '27-28; President Golf Asso- This is an Airplane View of the Completed Quadrangle of ANN ARBOR, MICH-(IP)-Two ciation, 1926-27, '27-28; president 0. P. football teams are to represent the Uni- 0., 1927-28; football, 19925, '26, '27, mak- Eleven Acres. versity of Michigan on the gridiron next ing the varsity this year; member of "S" UNION THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY, Showing year. This is as a result of the recent club; baseball 1926-27; basketball, 1925, ruling of the Big Ten coaches that such '26, '27. Another Section of the campus, comprising about forty acres and six buildings, and including the action will be 0. K. with them. T. M. played in the Southwestern- Athletic Grounds, is not shown. It is not expected, according to the Millsaps game and made a sensational Michigan Daily, that the new plan will run of 25-yards. Since then he has been Dr. James Stalker, of Scotland, called this have any decided effect on football, or known as the "Chained Lightning." 'r. student migration for the big football N. is popular with the girls, which is games. According to the newspaper, something to boast of. "The Loveliest of the Seats of Sacred Learning." there simply will be a first and second When he graduates this June, T. M. team, and the first team will be the will probably enter the cotton business true representative of Michigan. or handle a Ford Agency. 1Hill III Page°o Four THE SOU'WESTER SORROW STALKS 14 LETTERMEN BREAK THAT EGG! IN FIVE FRATS STUDENTS SiUDENT TRAILS ARE YOU REGULAR VISIORS AT EASON'S? WHY NOT? t Sycophantic Frosh Fawn To S.A.E. Men A. T. O.'s Get Lion's Share 'HIU CHRISTMASI I With Seven Letters DROP IN. YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME. "DOC" KUHN, Miseries and Woes Follow An unusual fact about the 14 football Behind Joys of Yule- lettermen the past season is that all EASON'S PHARMACY :r,; Greek-letter men. Parkway and McLean. tide Season Out of the 14 who won letters, the Alpha Tau Omegas had the lion's share, Christmas holidays treated South- claiming seven. The Sigma Alpha Ep- western students in different ways. Some silon, Pi Kappa Alpha and Beta Lamb- were operated on, staving oft pain and das each had two. while the Kappa \l- the surgeons knife until time could he phas had one. IVe believe that thinking people conveniently missed, while oters caught p.nk eyes, measles, lost jewery aiio Besides the seven letters in the A. 'I. should ponder these truths. other valuables, and were victims of ac- :)'. frat, next year's grid captain is from cidents. th ' same group. Irank 'Irelawney. 'Ihe i he hardest hit of all is Miss Louise : .en men are 'T'relawney. capt. elect Ar- thur IDulin, ex-capt. Joe Davis, .oretn Public Utilities render services that are essential Clark, senior co-ed, who first touni to modern living standards. that a negro girl living somewhere in King. Ilint I iddon. I lavron Parnell, and Kansas, who worked in the Clark home Dude Farnsworth. [he remaining seven These services d:rectly contribute to the conven- .r: for one day, had purloined her $150" S. A. E. Chi Waring, Bobby .loyd: ience and comfort of people hourly each day. diamond pin. TIhe next day, in com- Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity moved from pocket intil Situr- Pi K. A.. Crawford McGivaren, T. M. They have raised living standards, brought us up pany with her family, she was in the pledges at Southwestern are en- day night. (arrott; Beta Lambdas. Verne Baum- to a new plane of material existence; and are, in garten, Wilson Foote, family car which broke down some- joying with the greatest distaste Besides all these petty stipula- and K. A. War-i tact, the agencies by which modern living stand- ren Smith. where in Mississippi 00 miles from Mem- "Hell Week," which started .Ion- tions during the week, each of ards are maintained. continue in freshmen has some cer- phis. She was forced to stay out in the day morning and will the eleven In addition to their contribution to the conveni- "nauseating fury" until Sat- tain duty to perform, such as ob- cold for five hours on the coldest night all its ence and comfort of people so constantly, utili- urday night. taming 12 live fleas Monday and of the recent zero wave. ties are economic factors of important worth to * * * "B ell Week.' an annual custom, keep them alive until Saturday night, securing black cat with their communities-stimulating channels of trade Warner Hlall hasn't yet recovered covers a multitude if scurvy and business activities with their large pay-rolls from measles, having acquired the germs tricks. white let front paw, get left DAINTY thumb of dead white man, beauti- and immense purchases of supplies, as well as during the holidays. -Ic is confined to Here are some of th.. humiliat- ful feather from southeast corner being large tax-payers helping to defray expenses the "isolation ward" in Stewart IHall ing stunts which the obsequious if a male peacock, Ot) cigarette of government. uormitory. freshmen must do: DANCE * * 4 butts, red rooster tail, and ither These are facts that educated people should Carry a large hunk of limburger football star, has items which are foreign to parlor 'erne Baumgarten, cheese in left pants pocket. understand. just recently returned to college, having argot. FROCKS I Wear same clothes thruout week been in the hospital since the holidays Here are the victims of the fra- without even changing a tie. began. He was hurt playing football, ternity dictum: Freshmen Bobby and underwent a very serious operation Wash no part of the body ex- Carpenter, Richard .Monk, Rich- MEMPHIS POWER & LIGHT CO. during the Yule season. cept hands and front (f face, mak- ard Harwood, l'homas Frist, Rit- ing certain the ears receive no chie Morgan, Horace Ilarwell, THE MEMPHIS STREET RAILWAY CO. For the gay formalities of Freshman Sonny Beard went on a dash of the limpid liquid. IHouston Minniece, Frle llowry, three-day house party during the holi- Walk on tiptoe whenever on Battle Malone, William loun- a College social season. days, and returned home with a bad feet and traveling to and fro. taine and Ilarry Walton. Most attractive new ones case of pink eyes. Hle saw pink for sev- Bring three paddles each morn- T hese neophytes, embittered to I eral days and returned to college long ing which meet the following re- their lot, are receiving the curios- at Canale's famous after school re-opened. quirements: two feet long, tour ity and treachery of the campus. * * * inches wide, one-half inch thick, "Get an egg!" is the campus by- $39.75, $49.50 Italian Gravy and Other personals about collegians and seven inch grip. word. Every egg broken means to $75.00 their friends- Carry two eggs in pocket at all that the owner must leave that Tomato Sauces Herbert Beck, erstwhile freshman times including sleep, and if one egg in the pocket and double his here, visited on the campus l'uesday. egg is broken freshman must car- then present load of the oblongs. Fruits He left his wife at Hotel Peabody while ry four eggs, and if one of these Even the girls are after at least and Produce In he negotiated the selling of his ice plant broken freshman must carry eight one "aigg." 'aunts about dirty at Union City, Tenn. eggs, and i one (f these broken ears will not be passed unheeded. 11I 3~rtger'8 1 Season * * * freshman must carry 16cackle for the freshmen can retaliate to Francis Howard, 1925 grad, is a guest fruits. No freshman must allow the girls about their dirty necks !"be mall--%i-je Wae" e of his Pi. K. A. brothers on the cam- either male or female to shatter (not put on by strange hands); ! Columbian Mutual Tower D. CANALE & CO. pus. Howard has been studying journal- the shells or else the paddles will the btys are receiving no such Building 408 SOUTH FRONT ST. MEMPHIS, TENN. ism at the University of Missouri. reign. Broken eggs cannot be re- calumnous repartees. * * * Miss Laura Byers, of Clarksville, and 93-YEAR-OLD MASONIC GRAD IS a graduate of '27, is visiting her Chi _ _ _-. Omega sisters, having come down for STILL WASHING IN COLD WATER the initiation of Fritz Montroy which Washing his hair in cold water every who want to get an education. "Fi- was held last Monday night. morning has given him his present nally. I made my first speech on 'The bushy, snow-wh~te crest, T homas El- Best Use of Money. At 12 years of Martha Roseborough was a visitor to liott, 93, oldest alumnus of Masonic Col- age, my mother had told me to learn to the campus Saturday. lege, now Southwestern University, de- * * * be a good listener if I wished to have clares. people like me. You know, everybody Gladys Works, a Chi Omega from Mr. Elliott left his farm in Christian likes to be popular. But I broke my Hollins, visited the campus Wednesday. County, Ky., recently, to come to Mem- *** general rule at 70." phis to visit Dr. Charles E. Diehl, presi- Mary Parker, Chi Alpha, has return- dent of Southwestern. A gracious, dis- Conversation with Mr. Elliott uncov- ed from the Student Volunteer Con- tinguished looking old gentleman of 93. ered another interest he had had and vention at Detroit, as also have Pauline he does not wear spectacles and his kept up until three or four years ago. Jones, Roger Wright and John John- hearing is normal. Ilis walk is erect le killed enough quail for breakfast son. and his mind alert. Many of his remi- every Sunday morning. "I could shoot ** * niscences begin with the phrase, "When quail now, but have got out of practice Rubye Sebulsky has returned to the I was 70 years old," and deal with events as I was with my wife for several years campus after undergoing an appendicitis of 23 years ago. at sanitariums and different places dur- operation. ing a prolonged illness before she died." * * * BOOSTS EDUCATION He made his first public address when Rodgers, of Laurel, was a vis- Alice he was 70 and has been speaking in the week-end. itor of Alice Patrick last at frequent times Dixie's Greatest Entertainment ** * interest of education since then. Amalie Fair has returned to South- Mr. Elliott has made 73 crops, prin- western after nearly two months ab- cipally tobacco, on his farm in Christian from an appendicitis sence resulting He went there immediately PAN TAGES County. operation. from Masonic Col- WEEK OF JAN. 16 *** after he graduated lege, Clarksville, lenn., in 1854. "1 McCaslin's condition is r- New Thrills Richard think I am the only living human being say P-A" In a New Kind of Picture They ported to be improving. who connects the Southwestern Univer- sity in its incipiency and its present Increase Insurance magnificence," he said. '[he Masonic College was turned over Rates On Frat Boys to the Presbyterian University and be- is the worlds largest NEW YORK-(IP)-Altho not plan- came Southwestern College in 1875. ned to affect fraternity and sorority FIRST SPEECI AT 70 houses in particular, the revised insur- His chief interest besides farming, he ance rates made recently by the New says, has been in trying to help those York Fire Insurance Rating has in- seller creased insurance rates on fraternity and sorority houses about 50 per cent, Pledge Two Men on an average. Tau Delta Gamma fraternity takes I DON'T doubt it, nor do I wonder why. Just The increase comes thru interpreta- great pleasure in announcing the pledg- tion of a clause concerning the number ing of Ora Johnson and Freshman Rus- open a tidy red tin and get that full fragrance of families rpresented in a house. Since sell Brigance. the fraternity houses and their sister of Nature's noblest gift to pipe-smokers. Then sorority houses usually have about as LOST-A. T. 0. fraternity pin by tuck a load in the business-end of your old many families represented as there are Flint Liddon. residents, the interpretation lays a heavy jimmy-pipe. loads on them. LOST-Trigonometry book by LAURA LA PLANTE Pauline Barton. Now you've got it-that taste-that Lead- and Cast of Stars Yell Before Exams LOST-Yellow Parker fountain pen me-to-it, Gee-how-I-like-it taste! Cool as a AUSTIN, TEXAS-(IP)--Students at by Wilson Foote. 5-SUPERB STAGE ACTS-5 condition. Sweet a making it up. 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