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VOL.. XXVI. Clemson College, S. C, Wednesday, January 21, 1931 No. V* l^ COACH NEELY TO TAKE SOPH HOP TO USHER IN EXAMS CONFRONT MCCLELLAND RARCLAY DR. SIKES LAUDS LEE, OVER CODY'S POST 1931 SOCIAL SEASON CORPS DURING TO PICK TAPSJEAUTIES JACKSON, _AND LINCOLN 0 Formerly Coached at Ala- Plute Wimberley's South Caro- COMING WEEK Photographs of Fifty Young In Chapel Speech Presdent bama; Highly Praised by lina Gamecocks to Fur- Women Already Entered Praises Three Greatest nish Music Civil War Leaders To Begin January 24 and The call for candidates for the Beauty January 31 section of Taps found over fifty photo- Disciples of Bacchus and worshipers , who since 1928 has been graphs of charming young ladies enter- Dr. E. W. Sikes, speaking in the of the great god, Pan, await with glee end coach at the Final examinations for the first se- ed. In looking over this array of young college chapel at noon last Thursday I and anticipation the night of February and assistant to the renowned Wallace mester are to begin next Saturday womanhood, one gathers the opinion under the auspices of the United j the sixth, for that night is destined to Wade, was selected by the Clemson Col- afternoon, Jan. 24th., and continue that the sons of Clemson have an ex- Daughters of the Confederacy, vividly ! remain forever a pleasant memory in lege athletic Council at their meeting through next week ending Saturday, cellent eye for beauty. contrasted the lives of Robert E. Lee, j the minds of those smiled upon by last Friday night to be the successor to Jan. 31st. Mr. McClelland Barclay, who is Thomas (Stonewall) Jackson, and Ab- Lady Luck. Then will merry be made, who resigned the position The schedules have been posted for known far and wide as the famed raham Lincoln, whom he described as laughter and enjoyment manufactured. of here last Thanksgiving several weeks, and for the last few illustrator for Fisher Bodies, has been the three greatest leaders of the Con- day. Coach Neely accepted the offer Then will examinations and their woe days those having conflicts have been selected as the judge. From his illus- federate war. made him, and the results of the actions be forgotten, cares tossed away, worry scurrying about trying to rearrange trations one would not have to guess "Lee was a Chevalier Bayard, Jack- of the Council were announced last thrown to the prevailing gale. A new dates accordingly. The large number twice to realize that Mr. Barclay is a son a Cromwell, but there has only Saturday afternoon. The new mentor semester will be begun with appro- of irregular students makes it almost rare judge of beauty. Mr. Barclay's been one Lincoln", said Doctor Sikes will not formally take over the reigns priate weapons—songs and dance the impossible to arrange a schedule that task, although pleasant, is not an easy as he compared these men with other of athletics here until September 1; effervescence of youth. The Sopho- is agreeable to everyone. This necessi- one. He is to select eight of the fifty great men of history. however, he will spend a part of his more Dance, the first of the year 1931, tates a great deal of shifting and com- photographs to represent the Beauty The greatest instances in the lives time here this spring in order to super- will take place. promising of dates in order to avoid con- Section of the 1931 year book. of these leaders, according to Doctor vise as far as possible the spring prac- Momentous as they are the coming flicts. The problem seems to have been The golden hair of the blonde; the Sikes, were: for Lee, as he stood be- tice of the Tiger football squad. examinations have not been overwhelm- solved for the most part by an agree- dark tresses of the Spanish senorita; fore his faithful but exhausted soldiers ing enough to prevent the majority ment to hold a number of examinations the bright lustre of the auburn-haired at Appomattox and told them that he Selection of Mr. Neely to fill the of cadets from ardently proffering at night. miss; and the long, dark ringlets of was forced to surrender; for Lincoln, post left vacant by the popular "Big their bids to the ladies of their hearts Due to the existing quarantine, exam the brunette will put Mr. Barclay to as he, a self educated man, delivered Man" came only after a thorough inves- and forerunning indications promise a grades will probably be slightly higher, the test. The various profiles, complex- his immortal Gettysburg address, where . tigation of all men who were possible fair assemblege that will be stunning. as a whole, than they were last year, ions, dimples, smiles, and comely fea- the principal speaker of the day was a candidates. The council spent several Sec. Perry Parrott has been nego- because the disconcerting influence of tures will furnish Mr. Barclay with in- Harvard graduate; and for Jackson, weeks considering all possible prospects, tiating with Plute Wimberly and the week-end leaves will not be an ele- spiration for his illustrations for some as he outwitted the enemy in the Val- finally settling their attention upon a Carolinians and if tentative plans ma- ment in their determination. The cur- time to come. The fame of Venus, ley campaign and completely surprised man whom Wallace Wade said was terialize the University of South Caro- rent question at this time of the year Cleopatra, and Helen of Troy as beau- them where they least expected him. largely responsible for the recent suc- lina orchestra will furnish the motivat- seems to be: "Will I be able to pass?" ties of their day will become a mere Doctor Sikes began his speech by cess of the Alabama football team when ing power for the fiesta. This redoubt- token of the past as the fifty photo- portraying the early lives of Lee, they met and defeated the strong Wash- able band is composed of eleven scintil- graphs pass under the watchful and Jackson, and Lincoln individually, and ington State eleven in the annual lating musicians, each a master of the INFLUENZA EPIDEMIC critical eyes of Mr. Barclay. naming the characteristics which made Tournament of the Roses at Los blue. Including the alternates there is The Beauty Section of last year's them great. A summary of the speech Angeles, . a total of twenty-four instruments. Taps composed of sixteen beauties, was follows: Lee, the son of a great Revo- DECIDEDLYJN WANE judged by the widely known John lutionary general, said Doctor Sikes, Coach Neely is a product of the same This factor alone promises a musical Held, Jr. Realizing that sixteen was too school and the same great teacner of program with a variety rare indeed in There has been a great improve- attended West Point and after a bril- many, the 1931 staff reduced the num- football players and coaches as is Josh a college jazz orchestra. "Medicine ment *in the influenza situation during liant career graduated second in his ber to eight. This reduction will give Cody, being graduated from Vander- men for the blues" if applied to them the past week. Among the cadets there class. He served in the Mexican war prestige to the winners that could not bilt University in the year 1922. Dan would be a statement worthy of such are now only forty-two cases, while a' and was cited for bravery by Gen. be had with sixteen contestants entered. McGugin, "that grand old man of foot- men as George Washington and others this time last week there were one hun- Winfield Scott. Later when war broke Meanwhile, the work on the book ball" has said that Jess Neely is the who created a vogue for the truth. dred and twenty-two. There is one case between the states, he refused the is progressive. Twenty clubs will be greatest captain of any football team Other officers of the club are Bob of pneumonia, but the patient is well position of commander-in-chief of the represented. Taps will again be free that he has ever coached. While at Miller, Pres., and Linky Rivers, Vice on the road to recovery. Quite a num- United States army to fight for his of sponsors, who were so plentiful as Vanderbilt, Coach Neely played end as Pres. ber of cases of flu are reported in the state. With him, love for his state to give the book a co-ed appearance in his long-suit but was also a halfback residential section of the campus, but was greater than love for his country. the publications preceeding the 1930 of no mean ability. He ranks as one are now well under control. Jackson also graduated from West of the greatest forward passers the Much credit is due Doctor Milford edition. Point, but only after a hard struggle It is thought that the Taps will be South has ever known. The majority RIFLE TEAM EXPECTS and his staff of nurses for the efficient in which he, naturally slow witted, finished early in May*, which will give of his work with the Bengal gridders way in which they have handled this climbed from near the bottom of his ample time for distributions before the will be training the backs and ends. SUCCESSFUL SEASON situation. They have been having to class to graduate seventeenth. He The Athletic Council has not as yet work much over time, and several ca- summer holidays. resigned from the army to teach school in Virginia and when the war broke made any statement as to who will be Twenty Condidates Competing dets have been called into service to assist the nurses. Besides the three out, he served with Lee until the selected as assistants to Coach Neely. for Team; Number of regular nurse" employed by the school TIGERS UPSET VOLS surrender at Appomattox Courthouse. After being graduated from Vander- Meets Already Sche- it was necessary to secure four addi- In contrast to the formal education bilt, Neely spent five years as coach at duled tional ones during the epidemic. of Lee and Jackson, Lincoln, who was Southwestern College in Memphis. Dur- The cadets will remain restricted to IN FASKOURT TILT raised in a log cabin in the backwoods ing the summer of 1928, he was employ- The rifle team has started what ap- the campus idefinitely. Due to the pre- of Illinois, obtained his book know- ed by Princeton University as coach of pears to be a successful season. There valence of flue over the state, Doctor Airtight Defense of Bengals ledge by reading by firelight after his , before going to Alabama as are . some twenty candidates who, are Milford and the college authorities be- Too Much for Tennesseans day's work was done. His great per- end coach of the football team and shooting for a place on the team. No lieve this to be the most practical mea- sonality and gift of speech carried head coach of baseball. Last spring the places are cinched as yet, so there is a sure in preventing the spread of these Clemson's Tiger basketeers trimmed him over all obstacles to the White Neely-coached Crimson Tide baseball chance for any cadet who might like contagious diseases. 's Gold and White hosts here House, and the height of his glory nine was winner of the Southern Con- to try his luck. Saturday night 38 to 31. A large crowd was reached at Gettysburg. ference Championship. The range has been improved almost attended mainly to witness the famous one hundred per cent. Four new firing Miss. A. & M., Oregon State, Culver The selection of Neely as Head Bobby Dodd, ail-American quarter, in tables, lockers for rifles, and a com- Military Academy, N. Y. Stock Ex- The second half opened in the same Coach of Clemson athletics has received action. plete new floor make up some of the change, Uni. of Cincinnatti, Kansas manner as the first. The Bengals, with The Tigers started the game with a the hearty endorsement of Josh Cody, improvements. The range might com- State, Univ. of Washington, Michigan Gibson and Smith leading the way, who leaves this position to take the bang tallying 3 points before the Vols pare favorable with some of the ranges State, Presbyterian College, Lafayette rang up a substantial lead. Tennessee duties of assistant to Dan McGugin, nis sank a lone foul. Clemson continued belonging to a regular gun club. The College, Uni. of Tenn., Cornell Uni.., abandoned the corners to try long shits. former tutor, at . to register and it was not until the boys themselves act more like they be- Lehigh Univ., Nashville W. L. A. C, Their accuracy in this department of score was 9 to 1 that the lads from longed to a club rather than to a team. North Dakota Agr., Iowa State, Okla- the game enabled them to cut the Tennessee could ring up another one. At almost any time one can see several homa A. & M., Western Maryland Col- mounting lead. Clemson's peculiarly tight five-man of the fellows shooting a competitve oft- lege, Rhode Island State, and Wofford. Then late in this period the Vols defense accounted for Tennessee's poor NOTICE hand score for coca colas. In this way Clemson would like to win the Fourth seemed to work out an attack strong showing during the first three-quarters There will be no issue of The they have great sport as well as learn Corps area match and hopes to win enough to break through the Tiger de- of the game. Working shoulder to to shoot well. some of the individual prizes in the fense. With only a few minutes to Tiger next week, due to the fact shoulder and swaying to meet every at- Quite a number of telegraphic matches Hearst match. There are a number of play the Jungaleers started a freezing that the student body will be stand- tack, the Tigers were able to nip have been arranged as well as several other matches which will be fired dur- game but dropped it several times to ing semester examinations. Tennessee's favorite close-in offense. shoulder to shoulder matches. Some ing the month of February. A trip sink shots. The gun ended the game The next regular issue will appear of the matches to be fired in February to Davidson and perhaps one to Ga. At the half Clemson was leading 18 to Wednesday, February 4. are as follows: Uni. of Kentucky, Tech is anticipated. 9- MSON (Continued on page 4) SOUTH C PAGE TWO THE TIGER WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 21, 1931

another directly, but indirectly it ef- feminine spectators." fects the whole college by lowering the —Harvard Alumni Bulletin moral standard. Freshmen in particu- lar are easily influenced by the opin- The cost of living for students at ion of other students towards cheating. EXCHANGE the University of Paris is not to be A tradition of honesty is just as compared with that of students in the "'Many ingenous plans for adding easy to build as one of dishonesty so United States. A sudent in the Latin 'HE ROAJRS FOB CLEMSON to the existing Harvard stadium, or why not let's begin to frown on un- quarter there can live on $230 for two building a new one, have been drawn Founded by the Class of 1907 and published weekly, during the college fair means now. Surely if a stu- semesters, and his tuition, unless he on tablecloths and the backs of en- session, by the Corps ol Cadets of Clemson College. dent has sense enough to cheat effi- takes technical training, is $5.60 for the velopes, but none more so than the year. ciently without getting caught, he has design calling for a circular amphi- Entered as Second Class matter at the Post Office at Clemson College, sense enough to pass with a little —Emork Wheel. South Carolina. theater enclosing two football fields The University of Arkansas has study. Laziness is the direct cause of which bisect each other. The play most dishonetsy on tests and examina- a rather unusual tradition in its Sen- ai«igiKiisiwigpigiiaigiisi«Ki>ti><|K|> ' decision was given to the negative. A He: "My heart flames like a blaz- To steal a kiss, "I said. very good declamation was delivered ing fire." She cast a roughish glance at me by E. E. Lathan, after which O. C. She: "Don't be a fuel." And then she whispered low, Lewis made a short talk. A rich supply With just the sweetest smile, VESPER SERVICE "In friendship lies the joy superla- of jokes was given by B. D. Cloaninger. So Jack told you of his love?" "That clock is fifteen minutes slow." Dr. Joe Carter, pastor of the Second tive, and nearest heaven. We touch Following this the Society was adjourn- Presbyterian church of Anderson, led God's hand when'er we clasp a friend's. ed. a discussion at vesper service in the auditorium of the Y M C A Sunday The dreamer sees the finished thing '*» evening at six oclock. before the start is made EXCHANGES CONTINUED After several hymns the President He sees the roses pink and red be- SODA CIGARS of the Y introduced the speaker. Dr. yond the rusty spade. "Delta Handa Poker," honorary frat Carter spoke on "All men seem to look And all that bleak and baren spot is the latest organization at N. C. State at things differtntly." In this he which is so bare to see College. brought out the facts of two men Is but a place where very soon the Hanging midway Watauga dormi- Valentine Candy looking at an apple fall, a latern Marigolds will be. tory is a huge wheel similar to the swing, lightining in the heaven, and emblem of the Rotary Club and in- from these observations grew the law "A man's value in the world is scribed thereon is the name of the AT — of gravitation, the law of pendulum, estimated and paid for according to club. In the center of the wheel is and the discovery of electricity. Then the ability he uses, not what he may painted a large reproduction of the again two men watched Christ walk possess." Ace of Spades. the shores of Galillee one man betray- Who the members of this organiza- "For when the great Scorer comes tion are is a mystery to the college, 5oe Sloan's ed Him for a smal amount, the other To write against your name became a staunch believer. He also and unless it is a "college prank", some He writes not that you won or lost stated that there were three controls names may be revealed in the Student But how you played the game". in the thinking and the life of the uni- Council on a charge of gambling, NUNNALLY AND HOLLINGSWORTH verse, namely, (1) alternative in life which is against the rules of the col- "It is not enough to be ready when lege governing body. (2) supreme need in life, and (3) duty calls. A man should stay around —State Technician the supreme personality in life. The where he can hear the call." ALL FRESH AND IN VALENTINE PACKAGES speaker concluded with this statement, "All that I wear and all that I hope "The grandest thing in the universe is "There is a destiny that makes us to wear, I owe to my roommate." for one to wrap himself in love and brothers; ■—Carolina Gamecock finally find himself in the arms of None goes his way alone. God". CANDY COLLEGE SUPPLIES All that we send into the life of Jimmie Green and his orchestra will others CLEMON REPRESENTED play for the Auburn mid-term dances. Pro'f. S. M. Martin, Mr. B. B. Burley, Comes back into our own." Mr. P. B. Holtzendorff, and cadets G. STEPPING INTO MODERN WORLD A. Black, H. M. McLaurin, R. H. Mc- "Success,, when you sum it all up, Gee represented Clemson at the twelfth isn't gold, annual state convention of the Young Nor does it consist of deeds that are Men's Christian Association of South bold; Carolina, Monday Jan'. 19, 1931. The money we make and the houses The following program was carried we build out: Mean nothing the moment our voices 10 :oo A. M.—Convention called to are stilled. order by State Chairman F. L. Wilcox. They live most who, when they are 11:00—Appointment of committees— gone, (a) Committees on State Committees In the lives of others are still living Report. on." (b) Other Committees. 11 :30—Report of Committee of Twelve. OLIJBS AND SOCIETIES Discussion. 1 :oo P. M.—Recess for Lunch. CLUBS AND SOCIETIES 2:30—Continuation of Discussion—- Tau Beta Pi Committee of Twelve. The meeting of Tau Beta Pi held Report of other committees Monday night, January 13, was wholly Address—Hon. Francis S. Harmon, devoted to a business discussion of President National Council of Y. M. C. various topics. The eligibility of R. A. L. Hartley, '23, was considered and he 5 :oo—Adjournment. was found to be eligible for member- 7 :oo—Banquet—Quartet—State H- ship in the fraternity. Y Quartet. Following this new initiation robes Talk—F. S. Harmon. were exhibited, and Taps space was dis- cussed. The meeting then adjourned JUNIOR COUNCIL MEETS and refreshments were served. On Tuesday evening, January 13. Dairy Club the Junior council met in the hut at The Dairy Club met last Thursday the immediate rear of the Presbyterian night, January 15, and a very interest- church. The fellows gathered around ing program was enjoyed. Prof. Good- a large open fireplace and held a ale told the boys about his trip to meeting of true fellowship and en- Cleveland last fall where he attended joyment in the soft glow of the log the National Dairy Products and Equip- fire. ment Show. John Durst led the devotional and Mr. Winkjer, connected with the this was followed by several short United States Department of Agricul- sentence prayers. Theh Mr. Crouch ture, was a guest at the meeting. He gave a very interesting talk on "The had a few words to say about dairying Christian's Conception of God." In at Clemson and its possibilities in the this talk he brought ous several points South. Clipping a second would on which he based his discussion. Mr. A. S. M. E. Crouch also led an open forum in The meeting of A. S. M. E. held which all the fellows participated. The rl ; Thursday night, January 15, was one save 25,000 hours meeting was then closed by a short j of the most interesting of the year. prayer. Two good talks were given by G. A second saved here — an unnecessary Applied throughout the System—hand- F. Kirchner and R. M. Hughes on the SENIOR Y M C A COUNCIL step cut out there — on such close atten- ling an average of more than 90,000,000 ! "Development of the Waterville Hydro- The Senior Y M C A Council held toll tickets each month—it would effect ! electric Power Company" and "The tion to detail rests the success of modern a social at the Y M C A Friday even- j engineering feats encountered in under- industry. Nowhere is this more strikingly a monthly saving of 25,000 hours! ing, January 16, instead of the regular ground work in New York City," re- Tuesday evening meeting. The social shown than in the telephone business. Such "little" things often are tremen- spectively. was held in the club room, and the In accounting work for instance, an dously important in so vast an industry. ! Two two reel educational films de- first part consisted of social hour after- picting the hydro electric power in the improved method that clips just one That is one reason why men find Bell which refreshments were served. Then new South, and the building of New the council was invited to see the second from the time required to handle System work so fascinating. I York's newest subway, were shown. picture, Constance Bennett in "Com- one toll ticket would have great results. The opportunity is there I The society hopes to show a number mon Clay". The evening was thoi- j of other interesting pictures through oughly enjoyed by all. the year. THE HIGH ROAD BELL SYSTEM "Do not save your loving speeches PALMETTO LITERARY SOCIETY For your friends till they are dead; The Palmetto Literary Society held Do not write them on their tomb- its regular meeting in the society hall stone, last Thursday evening January 15, at Speak them rather now instead." eight o'clock. A NATION-WIDE SYSTEM OF I N TE R - C O N N E CTI N G TELEPHONES PAGE FOUR THE TIGER WEDNESDAY, JANUARY ax, 1931 SPORTS JESS NEELY TO BE NEW COACH SPORTS Clemson College, Jan.— Parents of MMttamMbaaag aia^aigisiaaigiaa^igiiaBliaiBBBgiagiagi'ai-aip Clemson students represent a wide range of occupations, touching practi- cally every activity in South Carolina a compilation by the registrar's office i« shows. The largest group 535, comes from the agricultural occupations. IT WONT BE LONG NOW BEFORE These are sons of general farmers, farm foremen, dairymen, livestock farmers, poultrymen, etc. !" KJPP1LM1YI] Second largest representation of 285, comes from the trade and business occupations. These represent more Since the athletic council announced the name of the man than twenty different lines of busi- to carry on where Coach Cody left off, a number of people ness ; merchants, salesmen, etc over the state are wondering just what kind of man and coach The third group of 194. is from the manufacturing and mechanical in- is Jess Neely. So far as the cadets are concerned he is pro- dustries with the textile industry lead- bably the only man that could take the place of Coach Cody. ing. Mr. Neely not only received more recommendations from The next largest number, 95, comes the "outside" than the other numerous applicants, but he also from the professional service occupa- GETS IN HIS CAMPUS TOGS FOR SPRING appealed to the cadets who met him during his short stay tional division. Twenty-four boys are here last week. They sized him up by the Cody standard and sons of physicians and surgeons; find him righto. eighteen are sons of public and col- lege teachers; fourteen, sons of lawyers THINK OF A FINE 2 PANTS SUIT FOR $24.50 Such a position as Mr. Neel ywill hold here at Clemson and thirteen are sons of clergymen. is one that has a great deal of influence over the student body. Other professions represented are His work at Alabama and other institutions has been of such architects, professional engineers, che- SEE THEM — a kind that it will certainly be well received here. Wallace mists, dentists, and druggists. Wade, the man he worked under at Alabama, recommended Fathers of 72 boys are engaged in him as powerful in the good influence he had over young men. transportation. More than half of WATCH OUT FOR NEW SPRING SLIPPERS these are employed in the railway ser- And that is the only kind of man that Clemson will accept in vice. Others are in the mail service, place of Coach Cody. telegraph, telephone, etc. The council showed considerable wisdom in stating that There are 39 from the public ser- they did not expect too much of Mr. Neely the first year. vice division. Among these are sol- iiiiiiaiiiaHiaiaiasiaiiiHisisHiaHsisigiigiiMiigiiKiiai JEHSHHEISHllgligHHiaii Still Clemson kind of knows that a man with such a congenial diers, sailors, policemen, county offi- name as "Jess can be counted on to surprise a lot of the folks. cers, etc. The clerical occupational So when Mr. Neely comes up to take over the reins, the group contains 22; domestic and public "How did you get that sore jaw?" service list seven; and 82 are classi "A girl cracked a smile.' school and the people at large will surely be pulling for him. fied as widows' sons or occupations "Well?" unknown. "It was my smile." NEELY SYSTEM section 1 and inserting in lieu thereof the following: The system that Mr. Neely will TIGERS UPSET VOLS Typist: What are you thinking aDout? Section I, football season. probably use next year will be a varia- IN FAST COURT TILT Ditto: Nothing. The football season of each mem- tion of the style of play taught by Dan (Continued from page 1) Typist: Don't be so self centered. ber of this conference shall begin on MxGugin, and the same as that of with the Vols on a scoring spree. Clem the date in which each institution en- Coach Cody. Backfield and end coach- son 38; Tennessee 31. gages in it's first intercollegiate foot- In the first half the Tigers scored ing will be Neely's strong points. Him- MODERN DRAMA ball contest and shall continue for a self an excellent end in his playing days twice as many points as their oppon- period of not more than ten weeks Act. one—Made one. he knows the duties of such a position ents. The Vols registered 22 points in from that date, and no member of the Act two—Maid won. from a to z. the second half to Clemson's 20. The conference shall engage in any foot- Act Three—Made one. Such attention on the ends will mean floorwork and teamwork of the Tigers The FAVORITE ball game after the expiration of it's a powerful aerial attack from the Tiger was superior to that of Tennessee. Warden: Have you any last requests season except by consent of the con- The line-up: team next year. to make before I turn the current on? ference. tobacco of the Clemson G T TP Convict: Yes. What is the weather TIGHT DEFENSE Section 3 Amend by inserting the Gibson f 1 5 7 report for tomorrow? Bobby Dodd and Company from following as section 3 and changing Davis f 2 1 5 Dartmouth man appropiately the numbering of the Tennessee found the Tigers a bunch of Crain c 4 4 10 He: Why is a Revolution like a dose Tartars last week when they played succeeding sections of the article: Clark g 1 o 2 of salts ? is . .. a return game here. The Bengal court "A member of institution may or- Smith g .7 o 14 She: Well why? artists offered a neat brand of air- ganize a B team that may play a Craig g 0 o o IF you want to know the Dart- He: They stir things up. tight defense that the Vols could not schedule of not over five games. mouth man's favorite tobacco, watch him as he loads his pipe be- seem to fathom. The score at the end Eligibility for B team shall be the Totals is 8 38 Maizie: I've just met the nerviest fel- tween classes in front of Dart- of the half showed the Tigers twice same as for varsity teams. Tennessee low. I was telling him that I am very mouth Row. Watch him as he as many points as their opponents. Art. 8 Sec. 8, Part 2 Amend to Faust f 2 o 4 systematic about my clothes. On Sun- strolls along Wheelock Street and Dodd was quite a figure of interest read: McWhirter f o 1 1 days I wear my Sunday clothes and on pulls the familiar blue tin of Edge- to these spectators who had never seen "No institution which is a member Greenblatt c 5 o 10 week days my week clothes, and what worth out of his pocket. him. A number of them could not ex- of the shall em- Lucas g o 1 1 ploy as a member of its coaching staff do you think he said A pipe and Edgeworth—this is actly believe that he was such a foot- Dodd g 1 2 4 any man who plays professional foot- Millie: Well, what? the smoking combination that has ball player as to get on numerous Ail- Reeder f _ 4 0 8 Maizie: He wanted to make a date won the college man. Harvard, Americans. But appearances are usually ball while employed by the institution Corbitt f 1 j 3 or who has played professional foot- with me for my birthday. Cornell, Michigan, Stanford, Illi- deceiving anyhow. The same was true nois ... all agree with Dartmouth. ball since Jan. i, 1926." — — 31 of N. C. State's famous Jack McDowell Totals I3 s 3I Natural merit has made Edgeworth Art. 13, Rule 2. Amend the last of several years ago. He certainly did Hubby: Say, I saw that terrible the favorite smoking tobacco in sentence to read: not look like a star back, but he was painting over in Harry's studio this America's leading colleges and uni- "Before a student may participate one. Have you tried one of afternoon. You don't mean to tell me versities. in his first varsity game, he must re- that you posed that thing. College men everywhere respond "MINK" LINEBERGEk main in the institution one scholastic MONTEITH'S 25c DINNERS? Wife: No dear, he did it from mem- to the appeal of pipes packed with year and must meet the classification ory. This year Clemson is planning on cool, slow-burning Edgeworth. Be requirements of his institution so that sending an entrant to the Conference guided by their choice; try Edge- Indoor Track Meet at Chapel Hill he qualifies or the next higher class, Mae changed her first name too after worth yourself. Taste its rich nat- March 7th. That entrant will be "Mink" before being eligible to participate JOKES she was married. She dropped the "E". ural savor that is enhanced immeas- Lineberger. "Mink" has the class in further in athletics." urably by Edgeworth's distinctive the middle distances and will attract Art. 13, Rule 3 Amend by adding Mama: Susie, go wash your face and The boys of one of Dr. Daniel's "eleventh process." You will find a bit of attention at the meet. he following: neck. class got a goose and tied it securely Edgeworth at your nearest tobacco "A student who drops out of an Susie: Neck who mother? in his chair and pushed the chair under shop—ibi the tin. Or, for gener-