MAY 18. 1944 N. C. THURSDAY. PAGE SIX THE BEAUFORT NEWS. BEAUFORT,

0 stop " ' IPORTS Thi comedy quiz 1 i tailing Released by Western Newspaper Union. Wilson's ALTHOUGH Jimmy pilot of the can't be marked down as a de- ghining success, his voluntary By BOODY ROGERS parture from managerial ranks Sparky watts demonstrations 1 THINK wasn't with : SAPf-TH- EY --AMP THEN, Z greeted THURSDAY NIGHTS r' P&Z. sii-SiLr- jf THAT JU9T IT TH'POOP a HEY.' WHAT T75T POWN, V ;': "ii""7 THAT of For was YOU'RE TOO GOOD 7 KWOW FULL OE HAVE AN PEA frenzied joy. Jimmy IS O 0UP?YTHI5 IS ' ' PONT J I 7 I WILL well-like- P.M. E.W.T. f J - Wmt ft " OET THEM SO individual. 10:30 ARE YOU A KlPNAPiNS I 4 ' .:- BUT A PLAYJ?--A- Jm, IL comjc 0trr amp so If MIXEP UP AVP MAP AT to Wil-lion- 's ? , I'M JUST J SOMEBODY DON'T f sreows few critics PELL0W? ""SET IN TH' f I I coulp eaviy EACH OTHEk THAT Quite a point A BALL (WANT YOU TO PITCH ',",'!, I',''--' escape-b- ut man- the entire BLUE network j ej&tju. THEY'LL PETkOY record as a big league cn , LEAJtN WHAT 'fl PLAYE- R- TH' NEXT SAME.' : THff THEM EL and insist loudly that he has I'M '' v-- ALL about . rts.Y ager NOT 0 been a failure. The best answer to CONSULT YOUR RICH "' "HOf y yjf I BK2C, of ', those critics Is the attitude the LOCAL NEWSPAPER players working for Jim. They voice 100 per cent approval of their for- McKesson t bobbins, inc. mer . CAIOX TOOTH POWDER BEXEl VITAMIN B COMPLEX CAPSULES That approval was summed up quite succinctly by , named acting upon Wilson's withdrawal: "I've been working for Ocean Is Wash Tub Because little rain falls and the landscape is parched, native wom- en of Curacao, off the coast of Venezuela, do their washing in the ocean and hang the clothes to dry on cactus plants or reef prongs nearby. LALA PALOOZA A Horizontal Arrival By RUBE GOLDBERG BOY I W HAT VERY WELL, YOU V I'M AFRAID HE Y, LOOK , IF Y0DR TEBDEHCY I - C4AlA AND VINCENT, OVERGROWN OAF, h CAN'T fellers: it's J -- 3s story- FELIX OE ifSOME ACCOMPANIED BY rM ) TO COIISTIPATIOfl going to allow HUNKY WHERE MEET THEIR ROQUEFORT BIS XfC MOPTOP, THE EUROPEAN SLAPPED 'IM VL THE NIECE, PHYLLIS GRAY, IS IHCREASIfiG CHAMPION! ) SILLY WITH YE) ACT THE PIER SHE yX V50 READ THIS NOW I IS BEINS ANNOYED PLAIN FACTS! Many doctors warn BY THE ATTENTIONS that most purges and laxatives act on OF FELIX D5 the entire 27 feet of your intestinal canal. However, ROQUEFORT, CHAMPION constipation usually occurs only in the last 3 feet of bowels HEAVYWEIGHT CF with the result these laxatives often increase your tendency to MOT constipation! Beecham's Laxative Pills do not KNOWING THE cause dangerous increase of VDENT1TY OF act THE JDIMY WILSON constipation because they chiefly INTRUDER RESENTS onthe"vital3feet" notontheentire bowels. That's why many doctors HIS BEHAVIOR, a lot of people, but in the short recommend Beecham's Laxative AND y.V time I've been with Jim Wilson I've ingredient! Beecham's Pills are enjoyed it more than anything else gentle, thorough, No Full By GENE BYRNES in my baseball life. He's been swell shock, no strain, no overstimulation t REG'LAR FELLERS Capacity and he knows baseball." Tonight, promote that happy feeling of regularity try reliable The Records Beecham's Laxative Pills. Tomorrow feel great! Buy at your druggist's Baseball men and fans alike were only 10S 25. Caution: take only as glad to see Wilson return to the directed. Satisfaction guaranteed or after leaving Chi maker will refund your money 1 cago. He had held tnat position un- ; . PROBLEM til taking over as Cub manager in TRANSPORTATION 1940. Penguins Handicapped cannot fold their Is record of Cub Penguins Here the pilots as other birds do, but must in recent wings, years: carry them extended. Under Joe McCarthy, who took command in Chicago in 1926, the Cubs spent 14 years in the first di- vision after finishing eighth in 1925. iiGmm The team finished fourth in 1926 and 1927, third in 1928, first in 1929 CofHplkjUOlt and second in 1930. Dr. Fkio Palmar Skin lifrhtvni tanned Mae. AH rifitt DIM. www iyt took over In the durkWhlrikin! Fruy wayl 2fc at druif atorva. Ut7 day aadir-fctf- fall of 1930. The team finished third SaMsfnrtion nrMoiMV Back. FREE SAMPLI. Send 1931 out of POP Two of a Kind By J. MILLAR WATT in and was six games 8c pottage. (iaUnol, Dept. V, when Box 261, Atlanta, Georvna. first place on August 1, 1932, OR. FRED PALMER'S Tb Ball Brodlou. iat.1 WAS (RImm4 i -- I HAD THE BIGGEST Charley Grimm replaced Hornsby. SKIN WH IT feri tit I A - out as the BILL COLLECTOR. SO WAS I COLLECTION OF BILLS Grimm's record stands t! YOU'VE best of the lot. Under him the Cubs BEFORE finished third EVER. won the flag in 1932, THI I l t f in 1933 and '34, won the 1935 pen- KILLS u 5 YVAE.. J SEEN nant with a string of 21 consecu- tive victories and was Many i I by September second in 1930 and '37. Insect i m sot --. i i replaced Grimm in July, 1938, and the team won the flag that fall with a last-minu- drive. The Cubs finished fourth In 1939 and fifth in '40. XJI lilJy' A Flowers & In November, 1940, Wilson was ft named manager to succeed Hart- nett. The team was sixth In 1941 and '42 and fifth last year. It was in the National l2ague cellar when Wil- RAISING KANE A Reader By FRANK WEBB son resigned. Daily i iiMimiirtii -nil nil iiiiiiiinia a l i An Explanation Cub executives didn't blame Wil- son. Vice President Jim Gallagher merely asked: "What can Wilson do WOMEN about It? He can't get out there and FOR SPECIAL " THOSE s & bat for every guy in the lineup, can TIMES YOU NEED HELP he? All of us know that the Cubs are a better team than a last Whysufferneed-"- " place lesslv? Instead t"' one. But we're certainly not hold- try Humphreys i 11 Wilson . ." ing Manager responsible. "11." Helps re- - Hli Wilson did everything a manager lieve the discom-fort- s could to shake the Cubs out of their of irregular or scanty slump. He had 19 players (exclu- periods due to functional sive of on his 1944 causes. Long advised by ) squad Dr. for his own and he used one of them ex- Humphreys every patients. 30. All druggists. cept ailing Lou Novikoff in the line- up at one time or another. He jug- HUMPHREYS gled the batting order and moved Homeopathic players from one field to another. FAMILY MEDICINES SINCE 1454, He did about everything but get owner Phil Wrigley into the lineup. But when he left the club was ting a pallid .188, and that isn't Next Time in Baltimore championship hitting. MAKE IT Wilson has a saving philosophy He knows that the manager or a HOTEL HT. R0TAL winning ball club gets the credit, The winner is always "keen, shrewd, whip-smart- ," etc., etc. So it is Wil son's view that the manager of a BUCK losing club must shoulder the blame. AHVjtP X . It isn't fair but it docs average out I in the long . rf?Jll He didn't have any trouble with his players, and laughed at sugges- tions that the boys weren't giving him everything they could. If any- thing, he said, they were trying too hard. "And I'll say this: I hope the boys get going. I wish them PERFECT HOTEL SERVICE every succesj. They deserve it. I Homelike didn't have much luck. Maybe Roy Atmosphere Johnson wPL I hope so. I'm leav- Rates begin at $2.00 per day ing with no hard feelings toward You Can Alto Enjoy anybody. I have no complaints. MUSIC DANCING I've been treated One." Chicago would like to believe he FAMOUS ALGERIAN BOOM ' vas treated fine, but the facts seem NEAR RAILROAD STATIONS in' fortress, but I rueSS t i , MT. ROYAL AVENUE AT CALVERT ST. I Mine's fellers! o prove otherwise. f ,vaK KJ J i'm not built for it figariiT makes me diy." I trailing arbutus,