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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the "The oV ice" Student Newspaper Collection at Open Works, a service of The oC llege of Wooster Libraries. It has been accepted for inclusion in The oV ice: 1991-2000 by an authorized administrator of Open Works. For more information, please contact [email protected]. SGA is rich ... we have struck oil because we are so deep in a hole. Thursday, Maritte Cltivnum Ittt 59 April 13, 2000 The WooFterWoice Volume CXVI, Issue 23 America's Oldest Weekly College Newspaper www. wooster. eduvoice SGA election results thrown out Carnival a huge hit James Allardice of people could have voted twice." the card-swipe- rs to break down." Editor-i-Chi- ef The polls opened at 1 1 a.m. on Last year, according to Tuesday in both Kittredge and McLaughlin, every voter signed his Because ofa computer glitch, the Lowry, but Mahaffey said he was or her name on a list next to a com- ballots from Tuesday's SGA elec- unable to do anything about the puter printout of their name in ad- tion were thrown out before they problem until 12 p.m. dition to their social-securit- y num- were counted. According to cur- Adding to the problems, the card ber. In addition, student social-securit- y rent SGA president Matt numbers were written on Mahaffey '00, several hundred their ballots. "We had a better names were left out of the card "There was some confusion, ' back-u- p system last year," scanner when downloading the Mahaffey said. McLaughlin said. names. As a result, when many Presidential candidate John students went to vote and Zesiger '01 said the issue "puts swiped their card through the ma- scanner at Kittredge did not work us back in limbo for another week. chine, it registered as invalid. at all. "There was some confu- Instead of being able to really get The lack of a contingency plan sion," Mahaffey said. "We were going on a lot of issues, a stagnant 0 o left open the possibility for many unaware of the problems in SGA is in limbo for another week." students to vote twice. 'To an ex- Kittredge." Zesiger said he was confident head- tent, this was beyond our control," Presidential candidate Erik ing into Tuesday's election, and he Mahaffey said. "A couple hundred McLaughlin '01 said, "It isn't nec- is "ready to take on some of these names were overlooked when they essarily the entire fault of SGA. issues." r were initially downloaded, and But there should have been a there was at least an hour when we backup plan ready. Last year I was please see ELECTION, were unprepared. With the glitch, one of three senators that ran the page 2 there is the possibility that a bunch election, and we were prepared for Hazing reporting now mandatory PHOTO BY MAKY NlfcNABfcK Campus Council votes a change in Scot's Keypolicy Cuteness abounded last Saturday in Lowry with the Sibs Naomi Kresge stand where campus attorneys are know how you're going to enforce 'n Kids Weekend Carnival. News Editor coming from," but went on to call this" and questioned why the new rule would apply only to Wooster students, as well as their younger counterparts, enjoyed games. Lowry when inclement weather moved hazing. The change would face painting, balloons and more in Campus Council adhered inside. responsibility out festivities to the request of College at- take The event was the centerpiece of a weekend of sibling interaction jeaiunng torneys at their Tuesday "It makes the College seem much of the students' hands," he movies and a game show as well as a special performance by Don 1 Throw meeting, when they more like a police state and much stated. Shoes. ' amended the Scot's Key to less like a community ofresponsible Director of Libraries mandate report of hazing adults," White said. and Charter Committee incidents. The change adds chair Damon Hickey This Week In the Voice: the language "every mem- pointed out that some in ber of the campus community is the addition "probably the most dis- Viewpoints fl.rS & ErXTKKTAINMKMT required to report any incidents of turbing passage in the Scot's Key please see COUNCIL, Send the kid back to Cuba... Moving beauty. hazing or suspicions of hazing ... a Big Brother clause" which, page 3 An alternate take on Elian Gonzales, Spring dance concert promises much, which come to their attention" to White said, "makes the College page 5 page 8 Section X of the Code of Social Re- seem much more like a police state sponsibility. and much less like a community of Coming next week: Features Sports co-cha- ir responsible adults." Who do you know? Of men and gods. Judicial Committee Special Report on the the discus- Andy future of A poll of campus awareness, Baseball team wins 17 straight, Courtney White '01 opened Council member Black Studies Program. sion with the statement, "I under-- Rockertstein '02 said, I want to page 7 page 12

on Lowry Lounge from 10 a.m. to 7 Friday through Sunday, April SAB will show "gia" in Senior I.S. presentation 0QB OfRB (PHffi the Art Wall. p.m. in Lowry on Tuesday. April 14-1- 6, the Name Project AIDS Mateer'Auditorium at 7:30 The Dinner, cap 18. Quilt will be on dis- D.m. Friday. India Memorial week, will be Scot Lanes hows "South in PEC The Jazz Ensemble will per- Gault Recital Hall on Saturday. ping off South Asia play in Timken Gym the 10-10:- in Mackey Hall at 5 p.m. and Park" from 30 p m. from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. form Friday night at 8:15 p.nv in SAB will show "Patch held are required. Wednesday. The Chemistry Sympo- McGaw Chapel, featuring legsrtid-ar- y Adams" in Mateer Auditorium at 6:30 p.m. Tickets Admis- Angela Adams will give her

night. --CO- p.m. Saturday WPII sium, featuring over a dozen guitarist Kenny Burrell. Tick- 8:30 H HY ClIKIS Bui Hk! N. recital at 7:30 p.m. in Gault distinguished alumni, will take ets are required. sion is $1. junior SlMI WMI k 16 21, Recital Hall on Sunday. place Friday and Saturday until Nicole Liambeis will give her Sunday, April to May There will be a jewelry salejn noon. junior voice recital at 4 p.m. in Beth Wunderley will present her News ril 13 Woo marchers take back the night Allison Roger Campus Crime Assistant News Editor Many undoubtedly heard the College lot was vandalized last Friday night, A car parked in a chants Tuesday evening as the an- according to a police report riled by a College of Wooster firstryear. nual Take Back the Night (TBTN) to the doors and The vandalism resulted in about $1,000 of damage march made its way across campus. four-do- or 1985 Caprice. roof of the vehicle, a gray Chevrolet The march was the centerpiece of Information on the incident may be reported to the Wooster Police Week " Women's at Wooster and was ' Department. ' .'. coordinated by the Women's Healthcare Center. in An. incident classified as trespassing occured Tuesday night Originating in room on the Compton HalL An unidentified man went from room to and California in 1978, the Take hall speaking to residents. Back the Night march has since - extended across the United States Corrections in a "national effort to provide sup- We apologize to the organizers of Africa Week and South Asia port, confidence, and understand- Week and to the campus community as a whole for last week's Africa ing of survivors of violence," ex- Week photo caption, which referred erroneously to South Asia week. plained TBTN coordinator Carmen Hbtvedt, '00. "These marches are This was inexcusable; we are idiots, and we are sorry. : ; - . Last week's corrections box incorrectly listed John Zesiger as significant because they focus com- Jonathan Zesiger. Since Jonathan is his brother, we are embarrassed munity attention on the work that still and apologize. Again. needs to be done to stop all forms of violence, domestic vio- Last week's Features section spelled Eddie Priesand's name in- particularly correctly. We apologise. lence and sexual assult," she added. The march was promoted as an As journalism is a human process, there is a constant potentialfor evening of strength, sharing and mistakes. Errors can be made at any step ofthe way: in news-gatherin- e, hope for victims and supporters of editing, or printing. The Voice staff strives to avoid such violence and sexual assult. It was rrrii'- - h'ii'anjerror does occur, it is our policy to admit it preceeded by an opening ceremony .! ulU (LThis space exists for that purpose. including national statistics and IMAGE COURTESY OF CARMEN HOTVEDT . ,v . poetry. In the opening statement, A symbol of the march. AND THE WRC lort.t ( r register a complaint, please call the Voice office at participants were forewarned that, ext. 2598 on-camp- us or (330)-263-259- 8 off-camp-us, or e-m- ail us at in the past, marchers had been sub- voicewooster.edu. - jected to verbal mockings, insults one should feel alone and tonight the Ecole Polytechnique, asked all and had things thrown at them. Re- is a time to see the support network of the men to leave and then gunned assuring words followed, though, that this there." Kay Wardlaw '00 down the remaining 27 women, as marchers were told that "they echoed such sentiments as she said, killing 14. "This campaign is spe- were the ones in control" that night. 'Take Back the Night has single-handed- ly cifically geared toward men, but the Elections Open mic time followed. the been one of the most Women's Resource Center continued from page 1 to submit petitions. "We shouldn't march, during which individuals powerful experiences of my college ecourages the entire campus com- Presidential candidate Courtney try to protect ... people who filled could share stories and offer sup- career." c munity to wear the ribbons as a White '01 said: "It is unfortunate out petitions," Epps said. "I've port. Hotvedt explained that the Neha Sahgal '02 noted the im- symbol of personal commitment to that for the second time since I've talked to several people and they open mic time "created more of a portance of critical examination of neither condone or engage in abu- been here, the elections have been feel having to redo the elections personal atmosphere and used ex- one's own culture. "We must first sive behavior," Hotvedt said. overturned. At least they didn't de- slaughtered their campaign perience as a source of knowl- look within before criticizing oth- Other events held in support of clare a winner this time like they chances." Epps, who himself at- edge." One participant told the ers," she said. Women's Week included a presen- did two years ago. It was a silly tempted a write-i- n candidacy for Voice, "I found the ability to tell Also this week, white ribbons are tation last Sunday evening by mistake ... it really could have been Campus Council, later resigned 75-1- 00 people things that I, pre- being worn as a visual symbol Nancy Grace entitled "Beat Women avoided." himself to postponing discussion on viously, couldn't even admit to against sexual abuse and domestic Defying Silence" and a film festi- Presidential candidate Jacob the issue until next year's elections. myself." violence. It began as a direct re- val called "Beyond the Body Beau- Johnson 01 told the Voice: "Of "We have to stay consistent," Meghan Wills '02 acts as the co-facilita- tor sponse to the Montreal Massacre on tiful, which was shown fast night course I'm upset. This has to drag Treasurer Christian Hunter "01 of the Women's Dec. 6, 1989. A gunman entered in Mateer. on another week, and that is ex- added to the discussion. "We can do Healthcare Center and first became tremely disappointing. It's hard to whatever we want for next year, but involved with the Take Back the get people out to vote once, and it we have to stay consistent this year." Night march when she visited will be even harder the second time." Specretary Margie Clayman "00 Wooster as a prospective. "It was Zesiger was also worried about commented on fairness for write-i- n so powerful to witness a campus voter turnout the second time candidates and said, "You can write that was so supportive of women's around. "Just because the current in anyone you damn well please." issues and I wanted to get in- SGA can't get voting right, doesn't In the end, SGA decided not to volved," she said. "Statistics show mean people shouldn't come out make any changes in the election that one out of every four women and vote the second time." policy and announced that the re-d-o are victims of domestic violence or At last night's SGA meeting, the election will take place next Thursday. sexual assult, and chances are you election was the focus. "It is im- "If anything, let's turn this into know people who have experienced portant to know that this is not our advantage," Parliamentarian such things." SGA's fault," Dean of Students Ken Katherine Varney '00 said. "We Erin Koller '01 spoke of the call x2598 Plusquellec said. Senator Matt know have another week to really power and uplifting atmosphere of Epps '01 suggested that write-i- n get out there and let people know Take Back the Night "It is such a candidates be given another chance what is going on." bonding experience," she said. "No News Thun2QM 2000-200- 1 campus editors announced Council at orientation, Scot Spirit Day continued from page 1 held near the beginning of rush. f1 i . i : . : 1 t, .. I. nn,l DuknU and DANr SHORTRiDGE co-edit- or in notedj both she and Rybak wereiua be current womanizing three-wee- stitutions with honor codes have Rush will become a k Correspondent chief James Allardice 01 and cur- looking forward to the challenge of a tradition of requiring reporting of process beginning after Fall Break slack-jawe- d running the campus' literary maga- The publications committee has rent News Editor "The way coming and ending with bids issued just zine next year. infractions. it's made their decisions, and the edi- Naomi Kresge '01. ... it prior to Thanksgiving break. No be awesome next from the College attorney going to all-camp- for Wooster's three main pub- Both the Goliard and the Index "It's us tors is. I think, being imposea on us. alcohol and no parties will also have co-edit- ors for the year. We have everything covered. lications have been named for next he said, but added that he could see with "rushees" will be allowed dur- 2000-200- 1 year. Heading We're going to make it kick some year. academic change as "a state- ing rush time, and rush time limits she added. Petras also noted potential for the Heading The Wooster Voice for the Goliard will be Jeannette Petras ass," will be set at one hour for the first fo- ment of community." 2000-200- she and Rybak would like the 1 academic year will '01 and Katie Rybak '01. Petras one-ha- lf the roll-ca- ll vote ended in eight rush, one and hours for the cus of the magazine to appeal to a The in favor, two votes against second rush and two hours for the much broader audience. votes and three Votes against third rush. "We want to get word out that the abstentions. White and Rockenstein; Assistant Director of Student Goliard is alive and kicking. We were from SoiithAsia in Woo abstentions were from Associate Activities Joe Gutowski told the don't want it to be just a function Professor Council. of the English department," Petras "The Com- of Music , . . , . g. .... said. OJ mittee on will be fronted by Jeffrey Assistant Uirector ziuaeni The Index Social Or-- g Amanda Lindberg Activities Joe Gutowski said, Neale '01 and a n i z a -- is currently and student on Social Smeigh '01. Smeigh tne Committee t i o n s studying abroad, but Neale noted tivErfk Organizations hasn t really hasn't re- 13T or that she and her co-edit- are "re- McLaughlin regulated rush activities ..." ally regu- ally excited to take on the respon- lated rush sibility. It should be challenging '01 and 1 activities and really fun." A y s o n '02. ... this is our effort , to sav 'we The Voice should run smoothly Tanenbaum made two semantic want to provide more structure.'" as well. "Jamie will do a Council also next year Re- In reaction to the changes, former year. His changes to the Code of Social nice jobjust as he did this IGC president and Phi Sigma Al- wrestling and sponsibility, changing "panel" to love of professional XV.A.7 and pha member Felix Caiheline '01 ng "board" in Section obvious penchant for cross-dressi- "penalties" to "sanctions" in Sec- said, "I think that the changes can should serve him well," added 7 f I tion XV.3.d. Both votes were unani- be positive if both sides work to- current co-edit- or Luke Lindberg mous. gether to increase the number in the '00. Greek community and above all Lindberg also credited current Rush Regulations else make the rushing process a safe News Editor Kresge as a stable unit and beneficial experience." photo by Ben Spieldenner- - Council business, the behind next year's Voice jugger- In other additional Charter Committee Committee presented a se- In Students experience, the art henna as part of South Asia Week at The ,. naut. "She's got great potential, but Charter of the Win- ' of process. business, the charters conjunction with the ries of changes to the rush Asso-ciatio- College of Wooster. Other activities held in she really needs to stop listening to ter Drumline and the Woods n speech by Oberlin Professor Ann Swamy called "Politics of watching dance The changes were presented to In- included a -- crappy music and (formerly the Outdoor Club) South Asia " as well as a bazaar and a sitar concert presented Council last week and Religion in concerts, and cut loose with some ter Greek passed unanimously. by Jagdeesh Cikhale : Tonight at 7p.m. in Babcock there will be a showing that students register for were " there will be a Black Crowes and drink a few beers mandate ofthe film "Reflections on Indian Cinema, and tomorrow and that rush information ses- extravaganza in Lowry starting at 7p.m. with me every Friday at Happy rush dance performance and cultural staffed by IGC members be Memorandum Change ever-popul- ar Indian Dinner Hour," he added. sions The week will conclude with the in Tuesday's meeting also saw a Westminister Church House in Mackey Hall Meal tunes are 5 p.m. and Center. vote on proposed changes of the 830 p m. and the cost is $8 and $5. Tickets are available at Lowry faculty-administrati- ve ratio on Council. Alterations to the memo- Formal randum would specify the addition Harambee of the Director of Student Activi- iroiSEty small ' ties to Council as well as the re- moval of one faculty seat. The re- maining four faculty members LT.'L .... i -- - n -- i would serve terms of four instead of three years. The memorandum changes !)!! passed with one abstention, that of White. OnffiEB.agpiKu Not all deadlines are flexible. Saturday, April 15th

7p.m.-10p.- m. So if you want to edit for Students get in for free next year's Voice Location: Downtown Best Western applications due this Monday! Viewpoints 4 ril 13 SGA. One word: futility give a damn? were not Security Alas ... it was SGA election time.and there Does hordes of students surrounding the polls. To the Editor, in helping them in their time of who seem to be more interested in Wait a second ... what the hell are we talking about? need. Many have also complained pushing people around and acting SGA elections? Who cares? No one EVER comes out to As we all know, a central prob- that when they have called Secu- like morons, is that helping their vote. : " lem plaguing The College of rity for assistance in the past, they reputation? Are they really here to We used to think that this campus was somehow at fault Wooster is the Security Depart- have been put on hold for up to five help us or just write parking tick- for not coming out to show their support for the organiza- ment, and their lack of efficiency minutes. On the other hand, Secu- ets and smoke cigarettes? tion that represents them. Now, as many of us are becom- and effort in handling situations rity has been prompt in responding And finally, when they do respond, ing older and wiser, we realize that SGA does not repre- they are trained to respond to. to meaningless, silly and harmless as I stated earlier, they are consis- sent us. ... Recently, there have been a num- situations it seems they are more tently late to the situations that mat- It does not do much of anything. ber of times in which students have interested in protecting themselves ter most Why are they even late at In fact, can someone tell us one single good thing SGA required medical attention, or been and getting paid than doing their all? With a campus of 1 700 students, has done this year? If someone even writes ms a letter in need of Security's assistance for jobs: protecting and helping the stu- their response to situations should not about all of the good work SGA has done on parking, cable a variety of important reasons. So dents here at the College. Again, take 20 minutes it takes me two TV or Lowry food, he or she needs to be shot ' then why does it take Security well the question of priorities comes to minutes to walk from my dorm to So senators and cabinet members go ahead and pad your over 15 to 20 minutes to respond mind. class each morning. That says some- resumes with your positions.. We don't fault you. Hope- to situations which require them Throughout the- - year, we have thing right there. They call them- fully you'll eventually realize the futility of your organi- immediately? The answer is a ques- heard Security say, "We're here for selves "Security Professionals" so zation and move on to bigger and better things. tion of priorities, which Security you," and other meaningless state- why don't they start acting like "pro- Oh yeah ... SGA screwed up its own elections again. has evidently failed at setting or ments such as "We want to better fessionals" to gain some respect for The re-elect- ion is schduled to be held next Thursday. accomplishing. What is it impor- our reputation to the student body themselves from the campus commu- tant for Security to respond to? to remind them that we're here to nity, get off their lazy asses, and ac- CC's new rule: victim punished A growing number of students help." With a department consis- tually help people when, they need This week Campus Council mandated reporting of all have complained that Security has tently late or uninterested in help- assistance. hazing incidents. been late, lethargic and uninterested ing students in their times of need, Alec Moore '02 In theory, this is great Whenever hazing happens, hazer and hazee must trot on over to Security and write up a report, which will not only lead to quick, efficient and Kicking asses to get my classes --appropriate sanctions of those involved, but will also re lieve everyone s conscience and help us all be one big he would remember exactly what been closed, while panicking stu- happy COWish family. Leila Atassi to do with it. And he'd probably tell dents flip through course cata--logu- es In practice, this is idiotic. Subjecting victims or fright the Registrar's Office what they can, and push their way to the ened onlookers to the same judicial process asactual haz- My eyes flutter open and glance do with it, once he realized how ri- front of the pack. Then it's all shov- ing perpetrators only gives the College a ni?e easy out sleepily at the clock ringing inces- diculous the process is. ing and flying elbows frorff there when people ask why our students are walking through santly, too far away for me to reach It's so much easier at other institu- on out, when the gates open and windows. The answer is, clearly, because the students from my bed. I throw on my warm-up- s tions. Now, I'm not a fan ofAllegh- students pour into the gym. weren't with it enough to report the incidents of their own and new running shoes and be- eny. Let me just clarify that before I And you know the only people victimization. gin my calisthenics with the usual send mixed signals about where my who aren't lacing up the gloves to So we applaud the attorneys. We are truly relieved that leg and arm stretches throwing in a loyalty resides. Their campus is fight to the front of the lines are the the College's butt is covered. And we await with breath- few sets of pushups to get the cir- muddy as hell, no matter where you proxies. Damn those proxies! When less anticipation whatever brilliant solution those artor- - culation going. I'm sure to eat a go, you're walking uphill, and their have you ever seen a proxy who is stick- neys must have thought of to enforce their rule. i well balanced breakfast and to give football team can take a kick in the actually concerned with which it Speaking of represents the views of the majority ofthe Editorial Board, j myself plenty of time to digest, for teeth from our boys anytime. But ers end up on the card? I believe if not, I would certainly find was best described by my good myself with a cramp, given mmJfut honestly, Surviving the friend, Joe Vardon, when he V TheWooster The Student Newspaper of the rigorous events that lie said, "Last spring I had a proxy competition Oflost Saturday WOS for registration, and I ended up The College of Wooster ahead of me. , . r-- r tO Callit with one my first choices http:www.wooster.eduvoice I have been cross training a matter Of What I like of Voice and two cooking classes at the for the last three months: "Registration Darwinism.' Editors-in-chie- f: James Allardice weights, treadmill, even btair-- high school." Luke Lindberg Production Assistants cat-li- ke comes to course registra Sometimes panic is a beautiful Ryan Dansak Master. I have developed when it Associate Editor: Jessica Decker Stu- thing. It may seem sadistic, but you Managing Editor: Erica Barahill Marie Gschwindt de Gyor stealth. My speed and agility are tion, Allegheny is on the ball. News Editor. Naomi Kresge Melissa Melvin immeasurable. My reflexes could dents register over computer dur- have to admit there's nothing quite Ast. News Editor: Allison Roger Jill Treftz not be more refined, and never be- ing their designated time, and al- like being in Taylor at 3AJA., be- Viewpoints Editor: Leila Atassi may the same cause you know that everyone Features Editor: David Lohr fore have I felt more prepared for though they suffer A&E Editor: Molly McKinney the stiff competition that awaits me degree of disappointment, they do around you has a paper due at 9 that first-choi- at Sports Editor: Chris Powers at the P.E.C. I must get my ce so without the bloodshed typical of morning. But the panic in the air Amelia Kays Photo Editors: Circulation Assistant registration. course registration and room draw is Spieldenner classes at this semester's Wooster Ben Georgia Nealc every student for Office Manager: Ann Raymond course registration. Of course, there are some who stifling, when it's Advertising Manager: Mary Nienaber Last Saturday, between 10: 10 and would argue that it's better to bar- themselves and friendship means Keats Shwab Ilustrator: member 10:20a.m., I the gruel-in- g ter with professors in person and nothing when there are only two Stacey Lim 'denotes of experienced Web Administrators: the editorial board Junior I.S. It's kinda' Nikita Sharma event for the fifth time. Nothing sweet-tal-k those hot stickers out of spots left in has changed. 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TTzei fooc bflcc z ragzf To the Editor: member of the Survivor Support Network or the campus minister. Five reported sex offenses: three Every Woman's House, the local rapes and two forcible fondlings. domestic violence shelter, hosts a College of Wooster, 1999. hodine at 330-263-- 1 020. or you can A woman was stabbed in her call the National Domestic Abuse

00-799-SAFE. dorm by a man she knew. Oberlin hotline at 1 -8- The College, 1999. Women's Resource Center is open Two men videotaped themselves for all as a safe space with a num- repeatedly raping a visitor to their ber of books and brochures. Some- college. She was passed out at the times talking to someone is the "on Wtffl, futwf Vow T6to HiM? time. Hiram College, 1999. most important step survivors The above facts make me less make. Remember that if you ap- than comfortable. Listening to the proach an employed member of horrific experiences of abuse vic- campus (who is not listed above), tims is not an easy task. And yet, I that person may be legally obli- choose to be part of an organiza- gated to report your abuse. tion that gives those who struggle Should you report a sexual assault, with their own history of violence a community Sexual Assault Re- a chance to speak up. Each year, sponse Team composed of the the Women's Resource Center Wooster Hospital. The Office of Se- hosts the annual Take Back the curity, Wooster City Police and many Night march and rally. It is a time more will be there to assist and sup- for education, reflection, support, port you. If you are interested in safety, noise and solidarity. People learning more about this process, at- do not attend the march and open tend a presentation on Tuesday, from mic session for fun; they attend it 7 -- 9p.m. in Freedlander Theatre. to oppose the reality of abuse, par- The Women 's Resource Center LiT still steals the spotlight ticularly domestic violence and wishes to extend its deepest gratitude Elian sexual assault, globally. Marchers to the Student Health Center, the gone bonkers, protesting and form- but forgotten about him. I seem to also attend to support one another Women's Studies Department, the LlXE LlNDBERG ing a human chain around Elian's recall something my parents told and to let the entire campuscom- Women 's Theatre Collective. Karen Can anyone tell me what's going temporary house when a rumor that me when I was little. If you have a munity know of our presence. Taylor 's Women 's History Class, The on in the world right now? I really Immigration and Naturalization Ser- kid, you get to keep him. Don't Support is available for those Wooster Voice, the Survivor Support don't know. Are we at war with vice agents were in the area circu- quote me on that, but I'm pretty who wish to talk about their reac- Network, the AIDS Quilt Task Fort e. or someone Lowry Center Staff, Women 's Week Iraq? Are we running out of natu- lated. His father wants him back. sure it's something of an accepted tions to abuse. If you supporters participants, and ral resources? Who won the Ohio Some Americans want him here. I mode of behavior. you know is facing difficulties, the 2000 Center encour- especially its volunteers, who helped primaries? want the whole thing to go away so I Just because daddy lives in mean Women's Resource assistance. with the Take Bac k the Night Man h I don't know the answer to most of can know what else is going on be old Cuba does not mean that the US ages you to seek out and all our events. these questions. It's not because I don't sides what Elian had for breakfast or has a right to hold on to his kid for Strictly confidential appointments of with the Counselors watch me news or read the newspaper. what pajamas he wore to bed. safe keeping. We're not a day care can be made at Student Center, any -- Carmen Hotvedt '00 It's because two weeks ago, Elian This is the kind of stuff Don center. the Health Gonzalez got a splinter while playing Henley wrote the rock song "Dirty Furthermore, Juan Gonzalez, in his sandbox (or something like that) Laundry" about. Stupid crap in the Elian's father, doesn't want his son An Ode to SGA and it's been at the head ofnews broad- held in America for a rainy day. He . By Ryan Dansak . casts ever since. seem to recall wants his son back, like any nor- Oh how do I love thee oh mighty SGA! After the O.J. Simpson trial, I I mal father would. But that doesn't Busing and slorag what more can I ay? something my parents screw-up- never thought that we as a society seem to matter too much, does it? Blundering and floundering and s galore. could dig any deeper or sink any told me when I was little. Janet Reno ordered Elian sent This week's elections could you mess up any more? lower. The Elian Gonzalez situation, Ifyou have a kid, you get back to Cuba late last week, but it Each week yoU give the ViAct stelhlr materia to fill its pages. and the fact that people actually care to keep him. could take up to a month for this Incompentency like this urc!y hasn't been seen in agea. about this enough to drag it out this to actually happen. So what will go Each year 1 start off with Die h;thrM of hopes. long, shows how shallow and uni- on in the meantime? Nothing. Hoping SGA won't be staffed by a bunt h of jokea. formed the United States actually is. news. Our obsession with this has Elian will hang out in Florida and I myself spent two years in the pointless association. Let's recap, shall we? About four reached a frighteningly pathetic level. will continue to be the golden boy I must admit my participation warranted no standing ovation. months ago (it could have been I understand we are a nation of stu- of all media. Oh, I hope he goes for But I, uu!;ke the students in the organization now. about four years ago, it seems so pid people judging by the popularity a walk with his great uncle again Realized there are better tilings lo do with my tune here at COW. long), Elian was the only survivor of professional wrestling and bands soon. That was so cute. Aww Now as another year conic to pas. from a boat carrying illegal refu- like Korn and the Backstreet Boys, One thing is for certain, however. I hope that next year's EGA will grt off iu ass. gees from Cuba to Florida. Since but I used to give the United States a Once and if Elian, ever gets back to First tilings first, take care of the election at hand. then, he has been staying with rela- little credit. Those days are over. Cuba, he's going to be the biggest stud Maybe next week in the Voice SGA won't get slammed. tives (a great uncle) in Florida un- This kid should have set one foot on among little kids in the world. He's go- I know I know ... it was a computer j;hu h you say. til the U.S., Cuba, Janet Reno, American soil and that day should have ing to rope in chicks like there is no to- But stop making excuses and maybe you'll get it right some day. Krusty the Klown, the Solid Gold been on his merry way back to Cuba. morrow. Anyone with that much me- Positive publicity and nice words you expect? Dancers and anyone else who Period. I sympathize with the Cuban dia exposure is bound to pick up a You've goi it ull wrong, you need lo earn my respect. wants to be heard on the situation people's piight. Castro's an idiot, but groupie or two along the way. Maybe I'm wrong an J 1 hope lh.it f am. lake kind of decide what to do with this kid. tough. This kid is an illegal alien and I juot hope I don't havo to hear Maybe someone will step up atiJ vnrie stand. year. For months this has dragged out. belongs home with his father. aboiftute Lindberg is the Editor in Instead of being pushed around by the administration eacb M-jvb- e ;,tc so Cuban Americans in Florida have Ah, yes, his father. We have all Chief of The Wooster Voice. next year's Voke won't be i severe. Features HI 13 Some hot times on Lake Erie one student Wooster women bring Cancun north for spring break Just Maria Liszkay, Kate Dunne & Miriam Esber p- Staff Writers

ad- These are the spring break -- " ' ""i " Tit'- M zi-' ,w"v'sil Maria "I'm a - - ventures of V ""' if" A playaaaaa" Liszkay '02, Miriam "What's my name" Esber '02 and Kate "2 Cool 2 B 4 Real" Dunne '02. Damn! We wish we could have seen Matt King in a Speedo! It would have been an awesome icebreaker. But never- ' ' theless, our spring break trip to if s Lake Erie was exhilarating. U When we arrived we just knew this would be the best spring break ever. The lake water was File Photo browner than the algae-ridde- n a Lau'er '00 was a star the Scots on the footballfield. pool at our motel. There were for beautiful men all over the rocky He and his friends "show up at Guys from all over came David Lohr beach. Features Editor all hours, and pretty much say to talk to us. We even met the 'what can .we do for you?'" hottest frat boys from ATI. Lucky Ian Lauer 00, a chemistry ma- Despite the necessary juggling for us, their vision was a bit im- from of schedules due to athletic com- 1 jor and theatre minor paired due to heat stroke and alco- "S'VC Nashport, Ohio, has been volun- mitments, Lauer said he enjoys hol poisoning so hooking up was V . ' i teering at the OrvilleDalton volunteering with the kids. "One actually feasible for once. These YMCA for the of the most en- - boys were fiiiiiiiine! If they were past two years. Atfirst it WOS Utter joyable things Woo-tow- n, J here at they easily Lauer and his mayhem kids and balls we did was would have been the hottest thangs housemates at . . when the kids at a "Beers" I.M. basketball game! Scot Cottage flying everywhere," divided into Each day we ate one meal PHOTO COURTESY OF MARIA LlSZKAY each volunteer Lauer said. teams for four-- ' which SPAMOS on-fourbas- ket- consisted of Dunne and Liszkay at Mommy X's ... enough said. for an hour or . (SPAM) and Perros de Maize two every week coaching youth balL At first it was utter mayhem sports such as flag football, soc- kids and balls flying everywhere," they were here at but it was pretty cool ! visit soon. Until then, we will al- cer and basketball. Lauer said he Lauer said. "By the time the pro- If There was so much more to our ways hold our memories near our were Woo-tow- n, works primarily with elementary gram was over there they a they easily wild spring break but because it hearts. "schoolchildren. little better. They could pass and would have been the is not PG-1- 3 material we do not "I worked with Habitat for Hu- shoot It was nice to see them hottest thangs at a feel comfortable sharing it with Note: The writers of this article manity in high school, building progress." you. Your imagination can fill in would like to make explicitly clear "Beers' I.M. basketball houses," Lauer said. "Last year, . Lauer added that by volunteer- the gaps. We left Lake Erie paler that they are in no way mocking the a bunch of us decided we wanted ing, both he and the children ben- game! than ever, bloated from endless authors of "Spring break Cancun program.. efit. With all of our responsibili- " to start a volunteer binges of Beast, but with new style, which appeared in last Since a lot of us are involved in ties, it is easy to forget to enjoy (Corndogs). The nights were just friends from ATI who we hope to week's Voice. athletics, the YMCA seemed like the little things in life, It was incredible! One night we stayed a good option. There was already just a good experience all around, up until 7 a.m! The next night ... a program at the Wooster YMCA, for us and the children," Lauer until 8 a.m! And the next night so we looked around and found said. "It was really refreshing to ... until 9 a.m! We just kept stay- 1 999 --Z0 00 SORtffOR SUPPORT SYSTEM Orville." get away from the college and see ing up later and later! We had Lauer lends a hand wherever it kids ; running around doing never felt cooler in our whole A grout of faculty n4 staff who are available , is needed, whether helping with simple things. Sometimes we lives! confidentially assist surVhors of, or those who know rcirvfv'orr the kids or doing janitorial work. get too caught up in academia." One night we went to the of sexual assault. For assistance contact: coolest bar "El Bomb." It is a gi- ant club with a giant bar and a Vancy Anderson Hyseia Ext. 1719 gigantic dance floor. We tipped Susan Clayton KaukC91 . Ext. 1565 Kauke xt. the bartender $0.69 each so we Richard Hsse 13 1307 Yo PaPtFrese Kauke 8 Ext. 1156 Quiero. . . kept getting warm Beast after Shita Gars Taylor 10b Ext. 1586 warm Beast. It was awesome!! We went to another club called Students y also cne the College counselors at Ext. I3f 9 The Wooster Voice. "Mommy X's" where we flashed or the Campus Minister at Ext. 1558. .To report an assault, our VIP headbands and our pres- eone the Wooster C7ty Police at 9-9- 11 leterfcncies) or Email voiceacs.wooster.edu ence was as powerful as when i6-333- 3, or Security Ext. 1590. David hit Goliath with the rock! Call extension 2598 It was not Moses parting the sea Features Thun

69-7-0: Abuse of art Campus leaders? Like who? who To the Editor: volvement that went into that Wooster students have no idea makes the rules piece of art (irregardless of James Allardice I have come in contact in two whether he felt it was "art or Editor-in-Chi- ef FY Soph Sr. lalal ways with the problem you not) perhaps he would be de- Matthew McConaughey. It have mentioned several times in terred. Personally, it hurts my SGA President Dan Lindberg. Matt Mahaffey . 25 38 46 80 48 the Voice that of damage to the feelings. But who knows what And some guy named Mahoney. Union. Since the beginning of the defacer thinks of in his According to those polled, these the year the Lowry Center brave and thrilling performance. Dean of Students are just a few of the campus celeb- Ken PlusqueUec 18 48 .50 33 37 Board of Governors has tried to rities. Just who are they? Who is cope with the numerous inci- Lee Parks the most well known campus Voice, Editors-In-Chi- ef dences of damage and deface- News leader? James Allardice, 18 31 46 33 32 ment. The list is long and dis- from 'Nam We chose several different cam- Luke Lindberg concerting: the shagged rug Editor's Note: The following pus leaders and other well-know- n out, a lamp was taken, comments excerpts let- pulled are from individuals and polled a broad Underground, Managers parts of the Warbird were taken, ters sent almost weekly to the cross-sectio- n of the campus in an Chemeli Kipkorir 7 14 43 27 23 the earphones have been repeat- Voice by Pvt. Gary Ford,formerly effort to figure out just who is a Stephanie Nash edly damaged, furniture has a Wooster student and now serv- celebrity. been mistreated, both of Bruce ing in Vietnam. Since arriving in The questions ranged from, "who Campus Council Harris sculptures have been de- Vietnam, Gary has registered is the SGA president," to "who is JennSorrells 4 10 11 10. 9 faced, a Diversity House ex- from a "non-combata- nt CO.") the chair of Judicial Board?" Does hibit painting was marked and the name Rebecca Gardner '00 ring a mobile has been cut down. (It To the Editor: Judicial Board a bell? Apparently not. In fact, Rebecca Gardner 0 7 0 17 6 happened tobe mine.) only six percent of those polled The damage to' the art work . This is the first of many letters could correctly name Gardner as cent of those polled. Despite only was regarding the Chair of Cam- upsets me the most and now I hope to write from Vietnam ... the chair of Judicial Board. being known by 25 percent of the pus Council. For an organization through the deliberate and stu- to let my friends and others at But on the flip side, SGA Presi- pid destruction of my own art Wooster know what really goes first years, Mahaffey was known that has student-electe- d represen- ' dent Matt Mahaffey '00 stole the by 80 percent of his senior class- tatives and arguably contains the piece, I have again on. I hope that show, being identified by 48 per- - come in contact But then there they will help mates. most power of any student orga- with this recurring those of you who Dean of Students Ken nization, only nine percent of and seemingly seems to be that are against the Plusquellec's results were driven by those polled were able to name WE'LL PAY in hopeless problem. certain thrill of war to find out if the strong showing the sopho- Sorrells as the Campus Council I feel strongly anonymous your reasons are more and junior class, where he chair. YOU $35,000 was known by 48 and 50 percent What do all these numbers that art in . the destruction valid and the Lowry Center is that same for those of respectively. mean? Well, we all have our own YOUR form enjoyable and de- abides in some you who are for it. TOWARD Coming in third place were the opinions and we will let you sirable. I know students here. I began (duties Editors-In-Chi- ef of The Voice, your own. DIPLOMA. known, by 32 percent of those that a student in Vietnam) by le, 115 I polled. Editors note: For this artu union is different from an art being. placed on a human wastes students were randomelx sunexed. We You can earn more than When asked who the managers museum in that with the latter disposal detail. would take The students were equally divtdi-- d the people involved have a the human wastes from the la- $18,000 during a standard of the Underground were, 23 per- cent of those polled correctly amongst first years, sophomores, common interest and in a union trines and burn it. You can imag- Army Reserve enlist-- ! juniors and seniors. many different people pass by ine the continual stench in the air. named Chemeli Kipkorir '00 and ment... and over $7,000' Stephanie Nash '01. The Voice staff would like to and view the art with mixed re- Following this we were detailed who responded to the if you qualify for thej Other than the Chair of Judicial thank those actions or interests. The only to dig a 16 by 10'; by 6' hole in questions. definite solution can be to com- the sand for septic tanks. At the Montgomery GI Bill...5 Board, the most troubling question pletely eliminate the art. But end of this first day I thought it help in paying off a qual- I'm selfish enough to want it wasn't so bad after alL ified student loan up to here and feel other campus Then it happened ... I was $10,000, if eligible. members do too. placed on guard duty, which I re- one! Vcmna What can be done? My first fused ... since my CO classifica- Youll usually serve CD reaction is to say "if you don't tion was being processed. After weekend a month plus care about what's on the walls, stating that I was a CO the Sargent two weeks' Annual Train for God's sake, ignore it and let retaliated by putting me on KP ing. And you'll serve with other enjoy it." But then there from six in the evening to eight an Army Monologues seems to be that certain thrill of the next morning. I don't mind a Reserve unit anonymous destruction that little work, but 26 hours (of trav- near your campus. Come see abides in some students here. elling to Vietnam) plus 40 more Over $35,000 toward I'm mad, confused and worried hours without sleep ... college - for part-tim- e The Vagina Monologues that there people who willfully . Since then I've become a little service. destroy can't be stopped, or that more enlightened ... now I hide a Sunday, April 16, 2000 there isn't student peer pressure lot ... after trying to get used to Think about it. The Underground to stop those who do destroy. the heat, outside latrines, no warm Then think about us. I don't know if this will make or running water, and my diarrhea- And call today: any difference, but if the per- -causing malaria tablets, ev- 8 p.m. son who destroyed piece of art erything is just great was aware of the amount of cre- 264-114- 6 ative effort and emotional in ; Gary Ford Lively Akrs 8 ril 13 Dance into the Spring season Jazz to fill McGaw and anthropology, Fink has drawn from the Japanese form of dance "Butoh" as inspiration for her piece, "Last Supper (to go)." "Butoh emerged out of death and destruction and the gender revolu- tions of post-Wor- ld War II Japan," Fink said. Her piece was inspired by "the dehumanization character- istics of 'Butoh' and the spiritual themes." The piece was choreo- - v. - graphed to "Missae Pro Defunctis," if which will be performed by vocal - artist Adam Budd '00. "I'm really i i' - thankful for wonderful dancers and a wonderful vocal artist," Fink said, and added, "It made my I.S. a re- ally worthwhile project." The concert will also include two guest choreographers, Tommy Parlon and Gladys Bailin. Parlon, an Artist-in-Residen- ce at Kent State University, choreographed and pre- Photo by Ben Spieldenner miered his piece "Wrecked" on Feb. 9, 1999. "A few of our danc- The cast of the Spring Dance concert rehearse for this weekends shows. ers attended that concert and came Molly McKinhey Alyssa Wilmot '00 choreo- to me begging to perform the Arts & Entrtaihment Editor graphed each of her two pieces at piece," Tritt said. Parlon worked The piece, with the dancers on his piece in the Phish concerts. first ' Photo courtesy of Kenny Burretx Whatever your preconceived no- "I'm New at the Job So I'm Run- fall, and then again in the last few Legendary guitarist Kenny Burrell will visit Wooster Friday night. tions of dance are, they will all be ning Sideways," is performed to a weeks. changed this weekend when the 1997 recording of a Phish show. The final piece, "Newspapers," This weekend The College of Wooster Jazz Ensemble will per- theatre department presents what Wilmot describes the piece as be- was choreographed by Gladys form at McGaw Chapel with guest guitarist Kenny Burrell. A re--. promises to be an exciting Spring ing "like a party, with a lot of ac- Bailin in 1971 as part of a larger nowned jazz guitarist, Burrell has been an associate of such world Dance Concert. tivities, or like a concert." work entitled "Circuit" Tritt, who renowned musicians as BJB. King and John Coltrane. King once said, This year, the student choreog- Wilmot's second piece, "Clean performed the piece years ago, has "Kenny Burrell is overall the greatest guitarist in the world-- raphers have drawn on personal the affected area. Cover with ban- been researching the piece and re- Jimi Hendrix added, "Kenny Burrell, that's the sound I'm looking experiences and interests for inspi- dage. Replace as needed," is also constructed it for this concert. foe" Comments such as this one give any music fan the idea that ration. Choreographer Jenifer Hill performed to a live Phish record- Dancer Lucy Spieldenner '02 de- they might want to go check this guy out , '01 spent last semester in , ing. "This piece is very emotional, scribed the piece as having "parts Burrell's appearance should highlight an already impressive and centered her piece around the sometimes so emotional that I can't that you are able to laugh at, very Wooster Jazz Ensemble that on Friday night will also feature vocal- metro. The piece, entitled even watch," Wilmot said. She humorous but touching on social ist Jane Rackley. The ensemble will be under the direction ofAssoci- "METRO-politan- ," is performed in described it as a piece about "hu- issues at the same time." ate Professor of Music Jeff Lindberg. two sections. The first, 'Tubing it: man need and healing." Wilmot Tritt is pleased with the dancers Compiled by Luke Lindberg Breakfast in the Bathroom," is per- finds she now has more confidence and choreographers involved in the formed to fractured music by choreographing. Dancer Susan Spring Dance Concert. She said George Crumb. "It's about the tube Park '02 has danced for Wilmot in she feels this concert will appeal to Second Stage and the people on the tube," Hill the past, and praised her skill. students. "They'll like the music presents said of the first section. The sec- "Dancing for Alyssa is like exer- and the movement in this very ath- ond section, "Go Away, I Need cising your mind too, not just your letic, physical and kinetic show," The Faculty Production You," is performed to a techno body," Park said, adding "she's a Tritt said. ' I of piece by DJ Icey. The piece cen- phenomenal choreographer." The show opens tonight at 815 ters on "relationships, and when Choreographer Rhiannon Fink p.m. with performances Friday and QUARTERMAINE'S TERM'S people meet on the tube and have '00 is using the Spring Dance Con- Saturday. Tickets can be purchased relationships with each other," Hill cert for partial fulfillment of her Se- at the Freedlander Box Office, at by Simon Gray ! OA---?-)!- f said. nior I.S. A double major in dance t April 27-28- th fOhiorian Coppola May Lindberg 8:15 p.m. Price $2

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CD Review Crowes, Page simply rock

Luke Lindberg out shows were all-st- ar jam fests, for the release of the Crowes tunes. head-liner- s, Editor-in-Chi- ef featuring music from the two For their hits, most notably "Rem- as well as guest musicians, edy," "" and "Gone," fea- such as 's Joe Perry. ture an assortment lead guitar in of The best rock record the past "" contains 1 8 solos that would have better 10 years has been recorded and the tracks from this tour, recorded on blended the talents of the three gui- only place you'll find it is on the October 18 and 19 of last year. tarists. Internet. ' Most of these songs are old Led Most of the time. Page puts on a A a little over month ago, Zeppelin covers, but a handful are one man show, leaving Robinson musicmaker.com released on its reworked blues tracks. The Black and Freed without a whole lot to a live from website Jimmy Crowes' would not al- do. The numerous solos and Page Black Crowes and the entitled low the band to release any of their rhythms on the Crowes' music must "Live at the Greek." The demand own material on this compilation. have been majestic during this tour for the album was so extreme that Zeppelin classics such as "Heart-breake- r" with the addition of Page to the the site crashed shortly after the al- and "Whole Lotta Love" line-u- p. on num- bum went sale due to the perpetuate the album, but lesser A definite highlight of the album would-b-e then, ber of buyers. Since known Zep tunes like 'Ten Years is "Your Time is Gonna Come," the album has been selling at a Gone" and "" are which when released on Led pace, be breakneck which would also given solid treatment. Zeppelin's first album was a down- even more increased if the album The album is truly a melting pot beat ballad, but is given true rock was released in record stores. of feeling and sound, as Page teams treatment here as the band rifles Former guitarist with Crowes guitarists Audley into the song's first verse after and : "Live at the Greek " Page and the Black Crowes com- Freed and to create keyboardist Eddie Harsch gives the mini-to- ur bined forces last fall for a a unique triad of lead and rhythm tune a mellow organ lead in. elude the album. The songs, al- gether this summer for an Ameri- that took them through New York, guitar. It's disappointing that Co- Another highlight is "Hey Hey though most of them are southern can tour, although many dales and and Boston. The sell lumbia Records would not allow What Can I Do," which is more blues anthems, remind any listener ticket prices have yet to be posted. jazzed up than the original Zeppe- where Page and the Crowes draw Joining the act on the road will lin version and features some their real influence from. be The Who, who on Monday an- Beginning Friday at prominent keyboard work and "Shake Your Moneymaker," one nounced a 20-da- te reunion tour that bluesy riffs from Robinson and of these blues tunes, sounds like it will begin June 25 in Chicago and 2 in Toronto. Page. would fit perfectly on the second concludes October bands will play a few Robinson's brother Chris does a side of the Black Crowes' 'The The two Cinemark nice job on vocals, doing his best Southern Harmony and Musical select four hour co-headlini- ng shows, but mostly the groups will impression, while at Companion." on consecutive nights and share Movies 10 the same time keeping intact the Concluding the album is a rather play swaggering wail that made the first heavy version of Fleetwood Mac's a production crew. (PG-1- 3) The Who stop at Gund Arena on 28 Days (12:00, 2:30) 5:00, 7:30, 10:05 few such suc- "Oh Well." Crowes' date has cesses. The union of the two acts does Sept 30. No PageCrowes American Beauty (R) (1:25)4:15, 6:55, 9:45 Cleveland, al- Blues tracks like "Sloppy Drunk" not seem to be short lived, however. been confirmed for though a September 30th co-headlin- ing Erin Brockovich (R) (1:05) 4:10, 7:15,10:15 and "Woke Up This Morning" con- - They will head out on the road to date at Gund Arena sounds likely. High Fidelity (R) (2:15)4:55, 7:40, 10:20

Keeping the Faith (PG-1- 3) (1:10)4:05, 7:00, 9:55 Ready to Rumble (PG-1- 3) (2:00) 4:30, 7:05, 9:40 Try to relaxcwith Ben and Matt Rules of Engagement (R) (1:30)4:20,7:10,10:00 Molly McKinney 8:15 p.m., McGaw Arts & Estrtainment Editor Freedlander Theatre The Road to Call 263-224- 1 for tickets Mike Plume Band El Dorado (PG) (12:45, 3:00) 5:10, 7:25, 9:30 Only four more weekends to go, 10 p.m. to 1 a.m., Mackey Hall so make the most of them while Friday: The Skulls (PG-1- 3) (2:20) 4:50, 7:20, 9:50 they last This week's features in- Friday Film Series Saturday: Where the clude: "Gia" Saturday Film Series Academy Award winner "Dogma" Money Is (PG-1- 3) (12:50, 2:55) 5:15, 7:45, 10:1(1 Tonight: Angelina Jolie stars in this 1998 From the man who brought you Concert HBO movie about the life of Gia "Clerks" and "Chasing Amy" a supermodel during the comes a cynical look at religion. ( ) Saturday and Sunday shows only The String Cheese Incident Carangi, Tickets can be purchased at the late 1970s. Kevin Smith directs this story about Sorry, no passes. door for this nationally known rock 7:30 p.m., Mateer, Free! the last known descendent of Christ quintet. General admission $15, (Linda Fiorentino) who is called Cinemark introduces Early Bird prices beginning Friday. Wooster students $ 1 0. Concert upon to save the world from two 9:30 p.m., McGaw Wooster Jazz Ensemble renegade angels (Matt Damon and $3 for the first show before 5 p.m. The fifth concert of the season Ben Affleck). The movie, which and Tuesday is Bargain Day! Spring Dance Concert welcomes guest guitarist Kenny was denounced by the Catholic $3.75 all Tuesdays, all shows, all times. Tickets are still available for the Burrell. Burell is considered by Church, also features Silent Bob opening night of the Spring Dance many to be one of the premier jazz and Jay, George Carlin, Chris Rock, Concert. Performances are at 8:15 guitarists in history, and has per-- , Salma Hayek, Janeane Garofalo For complete listings any time, call 345-875- 5. p.m. tonight tomorrow, and formed with some of the greatest and Alanis Mori sett e. $1 c jazz artists-o-f the past 40 years . . 8:30 p.m.. Mateer. Sports 10 TkLQI)$)ril 13 Wooster Sports Briefs Men's LAX sets futility standard Ohio Wesleyan humiliates Scots by a 28-- 0 score Baseball Ann Raymond Staff Writer - Apr. 6: Wooster 16, Denison 7 . K Apr. 9: Wooster 15, Oberlin 0 There's not much you can say Wooster 13, Oberlin 1 about a 28-- 0 loss, which is exactly Apr. 11: Wooster 11, Baldwin-Wallac- e 1 what the Scots were handed on Overall 23-- 3, 5--0 NCAC Tuesday when they traveled to -- ? - Ohio Wesleyan. The nationally f ranked; Battling Bishops tallied a Softball schoolrrecord 13 goals in the sec- Apr. 12: Allegheny 10, Wooster 0 ond quarter, cruising into halftime

-- 19-- Allegheny 4, Wooster 0 0. -,

1-- i : 3-- 9, 5 Overall NCAC The second half saw nine more .- &,-i- ; an,. goals for Ohio Wesleyan while Wooster failed to find the back of Women 's the net even once. The Battling Lacrosse Bishops outshot Wooster 65-- 17 Apr. 9: Indiana (Pa.) 10, Wooster 7 and recorded their first shutout Apr. 12: Oberlin 9, Wooster 7 (OT) since April 11, 1987. Overall 4-- 4, 2--2 NCAC In the 28--0 loss, John Park '01 managed to make 21 saves. Wooster, now 3- -6 (1- -2 NCAC) Men's Lacrosse will attempt to regroup and regain FILE PHOTO confidence on Saturday when they Adam '02 on the during a game versus Oberlin. This 11: Wesleyan 28, Wooster Price offensive past Apr. Ohio 0 play host to their conference com- week, the Scots had just one contest. And it wasn 't even a contest, as Wooster 3--6, 1-- 2 NCAC Overall petitor Wittenberg. fell 28-- 0 to Ohio Wesleyan.

Women's Tennis Apr. 12: Oberlin 7, Wooster 2 : 3-- 2-- TV? cares? 8, Who Overall 4 NCAC Spring sports on

Chris Powers I must reluctantly give up the like a hoot. Sports Oh, plus I just remembered that Tennis , Editor weekend lifestyle of couch Men's potatodom, surfing the television I'm from Ohio, not Ontario. Apr. 6: Wooster 7, Ohio Wesleyan 2 stations to see another replay of Hockey means about as much to me "" "r Apr. 12: Wooster 9, Oberlin 0 Well, here we are in the throes Stromile Swift's latest poster as sheep farming does to the people Overall 7-- 8, 2-- 2 NCAC of spring, that purgatory between dunk. of Tokyo. the end of college basketball sea- That leaves the NBA, which is And of course, there's the ever-popul-ar son and a long summer of baseball to television ratings what Roseanne NFL Draft on Saturday. Golf races. Barr is to the national anthem. It I've got news for you." Nobody

8-;- Apr. 9: Denison Spring Classic Yeah, I know, opening day was a has been so long since I've watched gives a crap.-- ! Half these guys 8th of 12 teams week ago, but who carps about the a professional basketball game 'with won't make their teams, and an-

: first week when all the scrubs are any interest that Cleveland still had other quarter .will be on probation : ' 1 -- i:X -- --,. ' " ''"i X X xX' h IX i the ones making headlines? Kevin a team! . . in a year anyway and we'll see l !1 'i . 5 ri Track and Field Elster is batting .412, for God's Wait, you mean they do still have them in a "Catching Up With" sake. : a team? Well, that's exactly my feature in Sports Illustrated in ng . . Apr. 9: ' Wpostet Open; noo-sCqri- Jr : The biggest news I heard all point The only time fans get ex- October. Another swing and a week was that Griffey didn't get cited at Cavs games is when Cleve- miss there. ' - a hit in his first two games. Does land is about to break the century I heard there was Some tourna- TWO SCOTS NAMED PLAYERS OF WEEK: For the second anyone care? He'll have 50 hom- mark and there are Gorditas on the ment on last weekend where people consecutive week, two Fighting Scots were named conference players ers and a .300 average in Septem- line for the fans. tried to hit a ball in a hole. The win- ' ' : . v.; ;, : of the week. , v.:.: vVy TV ber, so I really don't want to hear And as for the rest of the NBA, I ner won a green jacket. Whoop-dee-d- o. Marty Coppola '02 received honors as the runner of the week in about it. heard that there are some teams in I don't get senior dis- track, as he won the 3,000 meter steeplechase. He posted a time of I mean, come on. even the Canada now too. Does that Michael counts, and I don't go to early bird rain-soak- ed 9:49.2 at the at the Wooster Open. It marks the fastest mighty Yankees are only 3-- 3. If Johnson guy play for Chicago any- dinner specials, so I don't care Wooster time in this event so far this year. they have a .500 record after the more? about golf either. , In baseball. Bill Daugherty '02 was named hitter of the week. All-St- ar Break, then I'll listen. So And then there's hockey. Yeah, I So what does that leave? Maybe Daugherty helped the Scots to a 3-- 0 week while extending his own I don't pay attention to the First few could watch the Stanley Cup Play- one of those ESPN strong man personal hitting streak to nine games. He hit .571 with three doubles, weeks of baseball season. offs that start this weekend. That competitions will be on. But, on the two home runs, eight runs scored and eight runs batted in. The out- Which raises an interesting will be fun. There's nothing I like other hand, it won't come on till 2 fielder had a memorable game against Oberlin on Sunday, when he question. What sport should I pay more than sitting in front of the TV, a.m. clobbered two home runs in the same inning. Daugherty is currently attention to? The NCAA basket- eyes glued to the screen for 60 min- I guess I'll just have to watch second in the NCAC with a .500 batting average. He is also first on ball tournament is over, so my utes of neutral zone traps. Three another episode of V.I. P. Or there's the team in slugging percentage at .821. former weekend activity is done, Wertimes and 16 pages of I.S. later always that frozen German guy on too. andJO still a scoreless tie. Sounds SCOLA. Sports 11 Scots turn in quality ; Tennis teams on opposite tracks efforts at Wooster Open Men have won four offive; women lose to Oberlin Chris Powers Rachel Dawson elin in 154' 1" and Jody Price '00 Sports Editor I Staff Writer placed fourth with a throw of if? r y 135' 6". The Wooster track and field The women sprinters put to- The Wooster tennis teams are teams hosted the Wooster Open, a gether a nice show in the 400 meter traveling through the NCAC stande non-scori- ng meet consisting of nine intermediate hurdles where Kerri ings in opposite directions. The teams, on a cold, windy and snowy Jlorst '02 (70.5), Lydia Kruse '02 men's squad has currently won fouj Saturday afternoon. (70.1), Leigh Hutchison '03 (72.2) of its last five matches, including Referring to the conditions, and Heidi Buffington '00 (74.4) both contests this week. Head Coach Dennis Rice com- earned first, second, third and fifth, The Scots played at Ohio mented, "It is a great day for track respectively. Wesleyan last Thursday, defeating and field competition." Hutchison placed second in the the Battling Bishops 5-- 2. Victori- In the sprinting events the 100m hurdles in 15.7 and was ous for the Scots were Rob Ogg '0 1 men saw wonderful results in closely followed by Kruse in 16.5 at second singles, defeating his op- the 400 meter dash when Brian to earn fourth. ponent 6-- 2, 7-- 6 (7-- 0) and Matt Barnes '03 (51.6), Ben Behm The 1600 meter relay of Bierlein '01, who registered a 6-- 2, '03 (51.7), Konah Duche '03 Niccole Cook '00, Nicole 7-- 6 (8-- 6) decision at third singles. (5 1 .9) and John Kelly '02 (52.8) DeSantis '03, Dawn Hirth '02 and Two Scot first years, Clint Bailey earned second, third, fourth and Mia Rapier '00 won in a time of and Brandon Lichtman, notched PMOIO BY Avii I A K s seventh, respectively. Scott 4:19.9. wins at fifth and sixth singles, re- Jones '03 placed fourth in the Sandy Tecklenberg '01 earned spectively. Both Bailey and Tl'c partnership ofAshley Fisher '01 and Sara Stonewaler '01 played first 100 in 11.4 seconds. fourth in both the 1500 meter and Lichtman won in straight sets. The df.ihles yesterday against Oherlin. The match was Fisher 's first since sujfering an injury during the team 's Spring Break trip to Hilton Heat! re- The 400 meter relay consisting 800 meter in 5:05.2 and 2:27.9 doubles teams of Ogg and Jake 7-- Unfortuantely, the team lost yesterday's matchup 2 to the Yeowomen. Mext of Ian Lauer '00, Nahum Kisner spectively. Sintich '02, Lichtman and Jim up for the Scots is a match with Allegheny on Saturday. '02, Jones and Reggie Ray '00 won In the field events, Katie Sayed '02 and Bierlien and Kirk in 43.0 seconds. Kelly, Duche, Walker '01 won the discus and the Lapham '01 swept through the Behm and Kisner made up the javelin with 115'2" and 86'5" re- doubles matches, giving Wooster ries in every match. The only singles champ was 1600m relay, which earned second spectively. Liz Farina '02 regis- its final margin of 5-- 2. The Scot women, on the other Amanda Bain '03, who improved place in 3:29.7. tered her best outdoor long jump The team was scheduled to com- hand, dropped their lone match this to 6-- 0 in conference play at num- The distance team of Marty with 15 '4.75". pete at the GLCA Championships week. ber five singles. The other point Coppola '02 and Brendan Callahan The men's and women's track over the weekend, but Coach They, too, were slated to attend was recorded by Kristin Walley '02 '03 went first and second in the teams are competing at Oberlin Hayden Schilling elected not to the GLCA tournament, but chose and Techel, who were 9-- 7 victors 3000m steeplechase with times of this Friday in a more laid back make the trip due to an inordinate not to compete. at second doubles. 9:49.2 and 9:50.0. meet. number of injuries. Despite the return of two start- The loss drops the Scots to 3-- 8 In the field, Shane Bartholomew The Wooster Open was the The squad made the extended ers to the lineup last night, the and 2-- 4 in conference play. They '00 earned second in the discus by last home meet until the end of rest period pay off, as the men con- women dropped a 7-- 2 decision to return to the court with three throwing 1362". Christian the month, when the Scots will tinued their winning ways last night Oberlin. Ashley Fisher '01 and straight days of action, beginning Saulnier '00 placed third in the jav host a meet on April 28. with a resounding 7-- 0 thumping of Lindsey Tec he 1 '01 each suffered an with a match at Allegheny Satur- Oberlin. injury during the Spring Break trip day. The Scots dominated the over- to Hilton Head, S.C. Both played in The men hit the courts again to- matched Yeomen, claiming victo-- their first matches back yesterday. night against Ohio Northern. SI Softball drops doubleheader Happy Hour 5--9 p.m. Weekend games cancelled due to bad weather Featuring Uncle Joe and the Homewreckers Jam for the Lamb 9:30-1-2 a.m. Ryan Dansak earning eight extra-bas- e hits. The only high point for the Scots Associate Editor Anika Lehman '03 took the loss was the fact that they committed no No Beer Sold This for the Scots, as she pitched six errors. During innings, giving up 10 runs on 12 The Scots' record now stands at Event The Wooster softball team hits. 3-- 9, 1 -- 5 in the North Coast Athletic took its licks Tuesday as it op- The second half of the double-head- er Conference. posed two-tim- e defending con- saw the Scots playing a Their next game is scheduled ference champion Allegheny. much better defensive game; al- for today at 3:30 p.m. at WWF& WCW 8-1- 1 p.m. The Scots lost both games of a though, the Scots could still not Wittenberg. doubleheader at Galpin field heat up offensively. The Scots had The Scots were supposed to 10-- 0 and 4-- 0. three hits, none of which were for travel to Carlow College in Pitts- The Scots only managed to extra bases. burgh last weekend to participate compile three hits in their first ' Serena Sword '03 earned the loss in a tournament against Carlow, After Hours Cafe 9-1- 2 a.m. game and Kate Joynt '01 was the for the Scots as she pitched seven Wilmington and Notre Dame, but only Scot to earn an extra-bas- e innings, giving up four runs on because of bad weather, the games hit. Allegheny scattered their hits eight hits. were cancelled. "IT TThe Wooster 12 Voice ril 13 Newfaces lead women's lacrosse BASEBALL: 23-- 3 Squad loses heartbreaker in overtime to Oberlin, 9--7 Scots win three more, extend to straight more in the second half. It was not unbeaten streak 17 enough, though, as the game ended with a score of 20-1- 2. Erica Barnhill Ben Maibach '00 got the win The team was down but not out Managing Editor on the mound. He went five in- ,5' ... heading into Sunday's game nings and allowed only three hits, St. Vincent's. Wooster took 3-- against taking his record to 2. 3 W Scot baseball kept on rolling the start, scoring ten - the lead from this week, pushing their winning Tuesday's- game against goals in the first 20 minutes. The streak to 17 games and taking their Baldwin-Wallac- e saw the same Scots held the opponent scoreless overall record to 23--3 on the cam-- solid outing from the offense, but until the last 10 minutes of the sec- paign. Wooster began the carnage the story of the day was pitching. ond half to make the final score 17-- 1. with a 16-- 7 drubbing of Denison Nic Moga '02 threw six innings last Thursday. of shutout bail, aljowing only two "The St. Vincent's game was a The long ball was the theme hits and striking out four. Moga for everyone to of good opportunity day, as Andy Nowicki '00, has not allowed a run to cross the a variety our players got the play, of David Ciccone '01, Bryan Kinney plate in 18 consecutive innings, score," Buckingham the chance to '00 and Shane Flinner '00 each bringing him within three of the said. smacked a home run, contributing school record set by Arthur Just as the Scots laid the smack - - . Lr the Scots' 19 hits during the Collins in 1937. Vincent's, contin- to down on St. they slugfest, including nine extra base Though he didn't need it, Moga photo by Amelia Kays with Allegheny, leav- ued the trend yanks. was complemented by a strong of- winded with a 17-- 3 ing the Gators Ace hurler Matt Englander '02 fensive effort, as the Scots ex- Katelyn Conolly '01 surges on an attack downfield during Wednesday's tough pummeling. The game was won by turned in another scorching per- ploded for five runs in the fourth loss to Oberlin. The Scots pushed the Yeowomen to overtime before jailing by an explosive offense and a tena- 9-- four and a third the game out reach. a 7 count. formance, going to put of cious defense. innings allowing an. Daugherty scored three times and the women trav- without Last Sunday earned run and striking out five. Kemery chipped in four RBIs to ' University ' ". Head Coach Liz Grote remarked. eled to Indiana of After using Denison as an ap- lead the offense. .v -- Pilar Velasquez na- to fight both the double-prong- "We weren't intimidated by the Pennsylvania ed petizer, the Scots moved on to . On the year, Wooster's Staff Writer like conditions and a tough tionally ranked teams; we stayed winter their main course by devouring attack of strong offense Spring is here and the lacrosse focused and played our game," she competitor. Oberlin in a Sunday doubleheader. and sharp pitching has made for a a scrappy game, season is in full swing. For the added. "IUP played Wooster blanked the Yeomen in potent combination. The Scots were very aggressive, but 17-ga- a Grote is new this year to the they me Scots, that means fresh start the first game 15-- 0, including a winning streak is just six coaching staff. skillful," said co-capta- in Carly with a new coach, a talented Wooster seven-ru-n first inning. Eight of the shy of the school record, and be- definitely group of freshmen, key returning The Scots' regular schedule Bronson '00. "The turf starting nine players had at least Wooster has outscored its oppo- on 29 made the game a lot faster." players and a challenging sched- gan after spring break March one hit in the contest, and Shane nents 109-1- 0 in their last nine Unfortunately, the Scots fell in a ule. with a big home opener against Flinner '00 and Ben Byo '01 each games. Wesleyan. This was an im- close game to IUP, 10-- 7. The season began in Panama Ohio had two RBIs. - The Scots are sporting impres- City, Fla., where the team played a portant game for the team as it was Yesterday, the team played Wooster's penchant for strong sive numbers individually," as Recovered from number of scrimmages and two their first win against OWU since Oberlin at home. offense continued in the back half welL Daugherty leads the team in loss, they were fired games against nationally ranked 1995. their previous of the pair; as the Scots turned in batting, boasting a .488 average lead- on the teams. The Scots snagged their first At halftime, Wooster was up and ready to take two big innings for the win. The and a .800 slugging percentage. win against MIT by a score of 13-- 6. ing 7-- 5 thanks to some impressive Yeowomen. second frame saw Wooster push He is kept company by three other took the lead with the saves by goalie Kim Christensen The Scots nine runs across the plate, and they starters Jared Treadway '02, goal and up inten- Unfortunately, they fell to 02. Maggie Buckingham '00 led first kept their added four more in the fourth to Kinney and Byo -- all of whom 1 1- -9 overtime the ' Wesleyan (Mass.), but not before a the way with four goals in the sity. Going into round out their scoring. are averaging above .400. 7-- 7, hard-earn- ed score was but Oberlin fight, scoring a five victory. tied - Bill Daugherty '02 had a stellar On the mound, Wooster's stats The following weekend the team scored twice in the first three min- goals. outing, going three-for-fi- ve at the are equally formidable: En- game in a 9-- 7 "I think the defense was put to played a tough pair against Denison utes, closing the plate, smacking two home runs in glander, Werner and Moga ac- was an the test against MIT and and St. Vincent's. Denison loss. the same inning and driving in six. count for 13 wins and no losses "Our defense was really strong Wesleyan," Heather Home '03 important conference game and Kemery 'O I between them, and all have an "Both Brian followed said. " We played well in both longtime rival of Wooster. today," Buckingham said. close on his heels, racking iip ERA under 1.0. going teams were equal and it was an un- games and even though we lost to The ladies were confident four RBIs on the day. The Scots , The Scots will put their streaks Wesleyan, the defense held their into the game, but after 20 minutes fortunate loss in overtime." also robbed five bases off the on the line this afternoon when in Big were ahead, leaving the The Lady Scots have their next attack scoreless for 14 minutes the Red Oberlin catcher. ; . they battle Tiffin at 3:30 p.m. the second half." halftime score at 12-- 6. game Saturday at home against "Over all the trip was a success," The team came back to score six Earlham.

! Men 's Lacrosse Baseball Women's Tennis Men's Tennis Softball I Sat Wittenberg 1 p.m. (H) Today Tiffin 3:30 p.m. (H) Sat. Allegheny 12 p.m. (A) Today Ohio Northern 3:30 p.m. (H) Today Wittenberg (2) 3:30 p.m. (A) Wed. Northwood 4 p.m. (H) Sat. Hiram (2) 1 p.m. (Hi Sun. Kenyon 1 p.m. (A) Sat. Allegheny 1 p.m. (A) Sun. Oberlin (2) 1 p.m. H) Sun. Hiram J p.m. (H) Mon. John Carroll'3:30 p.m. (A) Tues. Kenyon 3:30 p.m. (H) Mon. Grove City (2)3 p.m. (H) Track and Field Wed. Ohio Dominican 3:30 p.m. (A) Golf Women 's Lacrosse Wed. La Roche (2) 3 p.m. (A) Fri. Oberlin 4 p.m. (A) FrUSat. ParlorBank OneCollege of Sat. Earlham 1 p.m. (H) Wooster Invite (H) Wed. Wittenberg 4:30 p.m. (H)