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Ladies & Gents, Zinepresents... Edition V Friday 16 January, 2015 University of Melbourne We’re so fancy but you already know. We will go out of Student Union our way to prove it, however, with FANCY FRIDAY VCE Summer School 2015 TODAY Here at Zine we would like Rto ecapwere over the moon with). The hair congratulate you all on completing braiding workshop was also a hit, 16º the whole entire exceptionally model Hayley having her hair expertly 28º - 0900 excellent first week of 2015 VCESS! weaved into countless styles. Cryptic Classes Here’s a divine recap of all that this crosswords were “decryptified” in 1100 week entailed: another workshop, and Director Group Meating T-Walker taught us how to tie knots 1115 Monday your lives were changed like a pro. The calculator skills worksop Seminars forever as you were welcomed into gave students a massive head-start to 1315 the VCESS family. All the workshops all the calculating they will be doing BBQ Lunch that ran on Tuesday were a hit, as was this year, while the photography 1415 trivia on Wednesday. A deliciously workshop took an incursion around Classes fancy high tea took place yesterday campus before showing their photos on the second floor of Union House. off in a fabulous in-class exhibition. MONDAY There were cakes and cookies and Crochet took intricateness to whole twisted delights, but ironically the a new level as the students were 26º - 14º feature beverage (tea) was nowhere taught how to take a ball of wool and SCAV HUNT!! to be seen. a needle and create a patterned and you know....classes...and wonder of an artwork. Finally, stuff. A heap of new and exciting the Managing Stress and Anxiety workshops also ran yesterday at workshop gave us really important VCESS. Res coordinator Stobie gave advice, including techniques such as PLEASE BRING: an out-of-this-world workshop about a yoga and meditation for relaxation. COMFORTABLE SHOES career in aviation (which the students At 11.:15am today (l i k e , in 15 minutes) there are two seminars to choose from: Seminar 1 – Managing Stress and Anxiety – JH Michell Theatre, Seminar 2 – Film analysis - Lyle Theatre Redmond Barry Building Richard Berry Ground floor Level 1 This interactive seminar will focus on managing stress and anxiety, Want to be the next Margaret or David? Love film? Then come including how to identify and differentiate between stress and anxiety, along to this presentation on how to analyse film form. Some English and, strategies one might use to overcome periods of high stress. Special students will be given the option of studying a film text for their year focus will be placed on managing stress and anxiety throughout the 12. This presentation will give you the key components of film form exam period, with the aim being to equip participants with techniques to give you the edge in your studies. Examples used in the lecture will and strategies they could use/put in place to assist mental health range from 60s French New Wave cinema to fan made Youtube clips functioning throughout the VCE period - and throughout future life. so come along to this workshop to be entertained while you learn. Melbourne Because consistency is too (Submitted on an origami MICRO Weather mainstream Origami flower) REVIEW Naomi Wo 0 stars. No five! Anon 1 Treat yo’ self VCE can be pretty stressful; feel fancy and de-stress with these top tips Hang out with an animal friend You know who doesn’t care what score you got on that last SAC? Your dog, that’s who. Take some time to hang out with your pets and soak up some of that super chill positive Walking, jogging, biking, outdoor Solo dance party energy. interpretive dancing, etc. Step one: wait until you are alone Take a bath Chances are you’ll be spending a fair for minimum embarrassment. Step bit of time inside studying, so getting two: clear some space (safety first!). Bath bombs, scented candles, outside and moving around every Step three: turn up your dance tracks spotify relaxation playlist, snacks now and then is really important. of choice. Step four: DANCE. Dance and/or your favourite non-alcoholic You’d be amazed how good spending like the majestic beast you are and beverage. Lay back and become one half an hour at your local park or don’t stop until the stress has been with the watery bliss. beach can make you feel. twerked away (or until your parents/ sibling walk in). Fancy dressing with Fancy Formal and Don’ts Iggy Azalea Dos ± A VCESS t shirt is a staple for DoTravel with a big group of friends to start any style guru, it shows everyone your night off well. I recommend hiring a that you’re work, work, work, work, party bus. working on your studies Take advantage of the food. Always eat ± As an Australian, Iggy is well fancy food. Same applies to 18ths. aware of the dangers of sunburn, she suggests you fashion your t shirt into Thank your teachers if they are there. a stylish hat to shade your face and neck. Bonus: airing your shirt like Dress up fancy. If you love your outfit now this prolongs time between washes you’ll love to laugh at it in the future. ± If your shirt is too long, cut any extra fabric off into 5x8cm pieces D ont Travel with your big group in a Hummer votes. and use them to write Studmuffin Limo. Unless you want to be a big group ± You’re so fancy, which most of douchebags. people already know, but adding Take advantage of the drinks. If you get crystals, designer logos, and carrying drunk before your formal, you will spend around a small pet during the it in the bathroom. Don’t be that guy/girl. program will help drive the point home. Burn your bridges. You still need the teachers to write our recommendations. ± A lanyard automatically shows you are more important Break the bank. It’s better spent at Uni or than other basic b*tches, wear it on travel, trust us. constantly. Tom Walker’s knot Can’t think of anything funny Formal Wear Climbing to level 2 in heels. tying workshop to say about it. Knot! 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