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Volume 44 Issue 21 Wednesday February 4, 2004 www.clublaurier.ca

Presidential ponderings

Welker's forum performance leaves initially divided crowd cheering

APRIL CUNNINGHAM and installing more emer-

News Editor streets like gency poles on

Hazel. He says there are Potential WLUSU presidents accessible funds designated battled for Laurier students' for safety development from favour at the Elections the Student Life Levy. Forum yesterday, and by the Jen Coulters past was end, it was apparent that highlighted when a student Steve Welker had won them asked her to explain why over. she left her position as "You're not just electing Shinerama Co-ordinator last

of stu- the president your year. dent's council,"he said, "It was completely my for the "you're voting presi- choice, and my choice alone dent of a $7 million corpora- to leave the committee," she tion."' said. "I think it makes me a

"I have made precise, more well-rounded candi- measurable promises. And I date."

will start working for you Alun Evans caught off- April Cunningham 6." February guard when he was accused

Welker's "a of candidates fielded a wide of forum. public speaking of displaying lack pro- The five presidential array questions at Tuesday's open skills and detail-oriented fessionalism and integrity." difficult student Radcliffe's platform slowly drew the A student claimed he traded Among his alternative to project question regard- for WLIJSU to and therefore the future of support of the crowd who stances were participation ing placement Presidential interviews to Publications initially appeared divided "get involved in the buying the revenue available the Student 4 the asked if candi- and unsure of who they page and selling* of real-estate." cover week's costs. office. He any WySC would the should lend their support, platform page 5 "Why give up the resi- But Duncan thinks the dates guarantee

the candidates. The CotdPs dence he asked. can be eliminated office would remain on cam- Amongst picks page © experience?" charge He also "The when the lease out Welker faced the easiest was the only candi- altogether. money can pus runs

date to the be found elsewhere," said in the near future. questions, however, as a beat-the-line Turret pass opposed holding' his annual "Dean's for Duncan. "It will be found. Welker indirectly nobody challenged per- for a Foot Patrol shift. She Trip" Committee It's that." he sonal shortcomings or his also said he returned the Management as simple as responded, "Opportunities

members. assured. on are absolutely past. OneCard of an underage stu- campus have vital. We need to the Other candidates fielded dent who had broken Turret "If" you don't leader- When candidates were promote skills should- asked if the of these controversial questions that underage rules too early. ship now, you they thought awareness opportu-

n't be here." in student nities and ensure are kept them on their toes. "I don't think I was out of changes funding* they In the in Paul Martin's accessible." Several students chal- line," he said. "Any decision discussing ques- presented

amount O- recent throne were a If, as elected president, lenged Connolly Aziz's plat- I made was backed by Dan tionably large speech and Week volunteers to in the his 10% reduction form "intangible prom- Herman." pay give step right direction, proposed

ises" such "the their time, Evans made a the dis- in the WLUSU student fee as increasing Ryan Duncan, a candi- potential presidents not he con- quality of student life." date from Laurier strong point. played little knowledge on does go through, In to this, he "It's for fees to the and danced fidently stated, "I would live response Brantford, presented a com- important subject for the with but I don't think this clarified by stating he wants pletely different perspective be there emergencies," around question. it, I've that not he said an O- One of Welker's weakest will Because to increase safety by improv- did appear to be regarding happen. related acclaimed done homework." ing lighting off-campus, hir- taken too seriously by stu- Week surplus. answers to my Welker added that it is WLUSP President. ing more security guards dent questioners. Craig

Exploding music hits round three

sole survivor of for Thoughtbug A close a victor's in it and struggle spot stepped up put on an amusing- show, dropping the last Music Explosion preliminary some pretty good original rhymes interjected with final skillful beatboxing. While sets up an interesting contest his flow was good, he kept

referring to a binder of CHRIS CLEMENS jammed and everyone was lyrics onstage which dis- Entertainment Editor ready for good times. Now rupted his performance let's get to the music. somewhat. The Beatboxing was final preliminary round his definite strength, partic- °112 Radiolaurier's much However, ularly the pantomimed vaunted Music Explosion despite which was so con- series trumpet landed in Will's as their shortcomings vincing that I noticed sever- usual last Thursday, intro- al onlookers quickly scan ducing' an enthusiastic Shorty was the room for a brass section crowd to four eclectical- new, act of my favourite before realizing that the ly talented bands. The win- Tracy-Jane Beckley sound was indeed coming ner of this event would go the simply night from this man's mouth. to band their all the while meet previous victors Winning Lydian powers through set, eying op because I loved Despite the organizational One Short front of them and Live to Air in the luscious pitcher of beer on the table in difficulties, Thoughtbug one final, desperate struggle their covers. showcased some obvious tal- tor selection of covers from Shorty's origi- ultimate Laurier battle- appropriate. ent before his beer but band spilling bands like Saves the Day nal song's were snappy supremacy. the floor and duck- This on stage that buzzed individuals such were largely unmemorable, incarnation of Music The first horse out of the ing out. could, because the band explosion in as myself sing l along perhaps was set a solo white guy up exactly gate was band like the Emo-pop Shorty with. On the other hand, appeared to lack confidence previous two events, knitted sweater, whom I a him. replaced per- fre- when their own and now quickly Shorty's vocals were presenting by I'm tired to find was of mak- was surprised becoming the first ing cynical haps pop- quently murderous. An material. However, despite comments about also known as and beat- rap band with the to play was 6 Brick beer punk exception the band's their shortcomings Shorty advertising* or box act Thoughtbug. of a break- accompaniment version of Taking Back was probably my favourite that the show the rest of his Apparently of dancer (courtesy "You're So Last act of the and Sunday's night, simply Pr°fitS to had missed a bus a good crew These Cfmoo T+ RadioLaurier staff). Summer" which featured because 1 loved their covers. ould suffice to left him stranded to perform sav tw\i were a mixed bag. On female vocals that I ll guys backup 8 s were a little the 1 ? ' on his own. However, behind u a fine Continued 24 one hand, they played found were charmingly on page schedule, the bar was 2 News Wednesday Feburary 4.2004

Students grill candidates

and Accessibility, transparency space

major concerns at open forum

APRIL CUNNINGHAM Laura. Gray said that her

News Editor interpretation was to stay on budget. "At an open forum. it's possi- Fraser McKracken's will- ble to talk a, lot and say very ingness to respond to every little." said Jason Shim, an question posed was noticed onlooker at yesterday's and cheers from spectators election WLTJSU forum held often followed his answers. in the Concourse. Tudor Costache eaugiit An above-average turnout the attention of the crowd of students attended the with his rush to the inie and

forum to see what the candi- explosive one-minute intro.

dates who could be represent- "The BOD should not be students and ing" running* looked behind closed doors, WLUSXJ next year really but have a strong relation- stood for. ship with the public,'" he said. Candidates addressed In regards to a question such common questions as on the possibility of institut-

tuition deregulation, trans- ing a bicameral system (sepa- and communication April Cunningham parency, rating representational and without much substance. roles of corporate WLUSU), An attentive crowd listen on as Board of Directors candidates make their pitch to students. To begin, when the group and charging* Orientation of Board of student at potential WLUSU Week volunteers, candidates elected representa- best guy for the job. for myself least,"

Director's members were did not offer much variation tive to replace the hired Tricia Martin emphasized, By the end of the VP asked if had attended in their Commissioner for her forum, students they responses. Most Campus experience as a Legal asking ques- in the current that bicameral Brantford Resources executive member tions seemed to be any meetings agreed a sys- Campus. Murphy attacking year, only a few. including- tem would be a good goal to brought a busload of con- as being her greatest asset. Conway. One student Jen Mitchell and Lyndsey work towards, and that O- cerned Brantford students to Anthony Piscitelli dis- inquired why, if Conway is had. this Jones Week fees should be reduced a BOD meeting earlier played his 25-page paper on against tuition deregulation, there school in the did he "sit the But the remainder as long* as is a surplus. year. growth university. on fence" dur- claimed they were informed "We came to show the "The administration is ing senate meeting's. enough of current issues by board that we meant busi- continually exceeding their "I have spoken against it, "You don't have to he reading minutes and speak- ness," said. targets," he said. "It's a prob- and I voted against it,"he ing to current board mem- go to board Another Brantford candi- lem that is looming." said. "I was sitting on the bers. had date a simpler approach Rishi Kumar asked candi- fence because I made an edu- to "You don't to meetings get to if have go to representation. dates they were familiar cated decision." board meetings to get "For the last two weeks, with "The Dean's When asked students your your opinion Trip" pro- why opinion across," said Kevin I've been informing over 100 vided for members of should elect just an ordinary across." about Spahich. people what the BOD is WLUSU's Management student, he replied, "I am Former BOD member, -Kevin Spahich, candidate and what it does," said Jodi Committee, and what they who I am." Rishi Kumar asked if candi- Dam, of the $5000 cost, Before WLUSU for WLUSU BOD thought and dates had reviewed were After two hours of hear- which is ultimately a direct Presidential candidates took candidates familiar with WLUSU's oper- ing BOD speak, charge to Laurier students. the podium, Craig Radcliffe, ating budget, since they had When Mike Borrelli, for- the Concourse crowd lin- Martin said she would acclaimed WLUSP President made many promises regard- mer BOD member, asked how gered to see what candidates ensure students get value received few questions. He

fiscal It candidates had for VP: Affairs from members who attend noted that to make in ing responsibility. represented University up sub- that of had to was obvious none students in the past, Nick say. the trip, and that if the price stantial losses with Bluprint but "It's them had they spouted Murphy, a Laurier Brantf'ord time to inject new could be cut, she would do Magazine, he would consider

some form of answer. candidate, blood into the said her best probably had the system," to do so. eliminating glossy pages and "We need to be spending most impressive experience. Michael Conway, claiming- Piscitelli said there is insert it into The Cord to

in students will He started a for his on the Senate to money ways petition experience probably a better way con- ensure advertising revenue. said and as "a see tangible results," the implementation of an regular university nect with administration. Spahich, student" would make him the "I will eliminate this trip,

Athletics policy changed Social work

Motion Board of Governors tested was the hearing and. passed by tribunal policy. Under the

interim alcohol and the code of policy coaches would regarding have the to power discipline a is he she student before or goes moving conduct for Laurier student athletes before the tribunal or a hear-

ing-. evolve well to Piscitelli was as as be able FRASER KING will be examined and possi- Additionally, FRASER KING the Staff aggravated by the hearing- provide additional aid to Writer bly put in place. Staff Writer system that he believed was community. The interim policy greatly not- Dean of Social Work Luke The Laurier Board of curtails the actions that stu- geared against students, The Laurier Board of Fusco main has that allow students said, "'The thing Governors passed a dent-athletescan take, ing "they partic- Governors has the out of to havecounsel, but the coun- approved we get this arrange- motion that changes the Code ularly in regards to alcohol motion to relocate the sel is not allowed to ment is an increase in space of Conduct for Laurier consumption. Piseitelli was speak. Faculty of Social Work to the There are certain situations and all the programming' University Student Athletes, annoyed with that aspect of downtown Kitchener Duke where a student benefits that the which includes that there is the "I find it might get space policy, saying', Street of St. Fusco or but some- building allows." Additionally, to be no drinking when both ironic that the board invited angry misspeak, Jerome's High School. one that is trained to handle noted that the relocation coaches and athletes are pres- me to a luncheon with them The unanimous decision for addition ent at where alcohol the situations would better might allow "the or Ontario University was served was made with little discus- with Athletic events. the student." of one or two when the new policy prevents represent programs sion the board. The deci- The interim is in effect by an focus for, coaches and players from Aboriginal say, sion confirms a $6.5 million now and be revised at 30 mature students. We "I find it ironic that drinking' together." may dollar investment, from the next Board of Governors joint could never consider some- Another aspect of the the City of Kitchener in the board invited meeting. thing like that with our cur- interim policy that was con- Laurier. Kitchener rent restrictions." Mayor space me to a luncheon Carl Zehr said of the decision

and with them where investment, "This will "The main we bring numerous social and thing alcohol was economic benefits including get out of this the preservation and served." restora- tion of is an one of the core's arrangment -Anthony Piseitelli, Student prominent historic build- increase in space." Governor ings." In addition to the $6.5 -Dean Luke Fusco, Faculty million dollar donation from of Social Work the City of Kitchener, WLU Student Governor, President Dr. Bob Rosehart, Anthony Piscitelli was ardent wants to initiate fundrais- a One of the few things dis- in his opposition to the pass- that will raise of iug program cussed was the possibility ing- of the motion, noting - that $3 million to for fur- 1 pay the building and "in essence, the hoard is mak- renaming nishings and upkeep. Rosehart men- ing- bad policy in order to campus. Rosehart wants this tioned "it is for from money that common move attention away raised the end of by 2004. business to be bad press" in reference to the programs The relocation of fac- the and renamed for a recent high-profile events sponsored ulty will mean the do shifting benefactor. I hope we can surrounding- members from of 250 over undergraduate this for St. Jerome's." Lauriers football team. and graduate students as The Faculty of Social Piscitelli was aggravated well as 53 and part-time full- Work will the move by the policy that has been complete time and staff. The Caitlin Howlett faculty to the former St. Jerome's put in place until the next will allow new, larger space building- in September of board meeting, when a for the to faculty grow and 2006. revised version of the policy Wednesday February 4,2004 News 3

Forecast: The terrain Damp campus may be moist and mushy

CBC to profile campus Enrollment

New television

will take numbers program up

a look at Laurier the fair in order to answer BLAIR FORSYTH-STARK student queries. Staff Writer APRIL CUNNINGHAM Laurier Brantford's recent

News Editor surge in applications does The newest figures from the not come as a surprise to Dr. The CBC will be filming its Ontario Universities Robert Rosehart, President first of "The Centre episode Campus Application (OUAC) and Vice-Clianceilor of WLIJ Show" at Wilfrid Laurier show that enrollment has and Dr. Leo Groarke, Dean of University. The show, which increased in Laurier's the Brantford Campus, will be "entertain- of Science and taking an Faculty "The enrollment for ing and fun" perspective, is Laurier Brantford. Brantford has been steadily meant to reveal what life is The information provided increasing- in the past couple like at WLU. by OUAC indicates that truly of years but with the addition "We're a look enrollment from going' to get was up 37% two April Cunningham of new programs this the brochure." said Fall and Fall beyond 2002 2004 in it year, really made a differ- CBC selected Laurier first to be for "The Show", a Kim D'Eon, host of the new profiled Campus the of Science. Faculty ence," said Dr. Rosehart of She is former new program aimed at examining across Canada. from 2003 not program. a campuses Figures were the increase in numbers. The host of CBC's considered because of consumer show, the two is new programs he whole show Street Cents. to be about it." Tim McAuliffe, producer. large increase due to the dou- referring to are Criminology will be The producers plan to Producers insisted that ble cohort. Filming taking and Organizational delve into the bar did not want place on February 16 and the scene, par- they the Dr. Arthur Dean of pro- Szabo, Leadership. entire week after ties, residence and to be billboard for the said the Reading sports, gram a Science, that "The numbers for food with the Week. This includes the along academic school and that it would be as increased enrollment is due Criminology were quite side of WLU. evening of the Charity Ball realistic as possible, showing in part to the fact that the remarkable," says Dr. So did. CBC choose and even the Turret after- why different perspectives of faculty of science "worked Groarke of the brand new of ward. Laurier all Canadian uni- WLU. hard at it". In addition to program, which received Since it versities to kick off the When the show is a pilot, pro- concerns were increasing awareness of approximately 315 applica- is not known when it will gram? raised that the show Laurier's science in yet may programs tions alone. "We chose Laurier be aired. mainly convey Laurier in a negative high schools with "The The of the show for reasons," said D'Eon ensured that this producers logistical light Laurier Science Challenge", a met with D'Eon. Waterloo is close to would not either. "The enrollment for a small group of happen quiz distributed to interested Toronto, two of the WLUSU volunteers last week producers "We're not out to find high school students, the Brantford has been to had friends in town, the uni- be discuss ideas and do some scandals or slanderous," Dean has also written a letter is "a size" and brainstorming. versity good she said. to all students who expressed steadily increasing isn't too to ideas "We're looking for unique specific any disci- Any are welcomed interest either through their in the past couple about the the and can be things school," said pline. by crew secondary school or at D'Eon. the "It also did well in the emailed to: Laurier of "Although Day, years." MacLean's and is tim Students' Union is wonderful rankings, a mcauliffe@cbc. ea. The of science also Bob „ faculty -Dr. Rosehart, President and said great, we don't want the high-spirited school," added two new programs: WLU Photonics and Financial

Mathematics.

Canada 2004 was crowned As well, the dedication Dr. Groarke also predicts this past weekend however it and commitment of the facul- the numbers for Brantford wasn't Laurier student and staff at events such as ty overall will continue to rise Angela Derry as she didn't News Bites the Ontario Universities Fair because the campus is "gain- make it past the first round. helped to increase the aware- ing a reputation as innova- a stu- Derry, third-year of ness Laurier's science pro- tive". Groarke Dr. says that dent studying Psychology, "For instance, if a grams. he hopes Brantford will Jewellery theft been an arrest," he contin- Religion and Sociology at grow student the booth approached to 1500-2000students within ued. "This could WLU, in the change any participated and was interested in psy- the next two or three years Four rings were stolen from minute though." event that took place last chology I was able [to direct but that they will still be a jewellery store in Uptown The suspect is in Ms mid- weekend at Casino Rama in him/her] to the chair." says selecting only the Waterloo 30 at twenties to thirties and Orillia as a highest January early regional repre- Dr. Szabo about how of" many calibre students. 1:00 is described approximately pm. as having an sentative. the faculty were present at The male East Indian thin The winner suspect was complexion, of the compe- the featured Venessa perusing* rings when he face, glasses with tition, Fisher, an 18- them grabbed and fled the grey arms, a thin upper lip year-old front Waterdown foot. moustache. He is scene on The man ran 5'8", will move on to represent with another Ontario man to a wait- weighs 140-150 lbs and was Canada at the Miss Universe

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Only one will win

This past week The Cord sat down with each of the five WLUSU Presidential candidates and

discussed a number of election related issues with them

non-guaranteed residence Brantford port whatever initiatives but believes WLUSU's Brantford it's job Welker takes but admits, to the to "There are no answers." pressure University Welker feels that there is a easy

ensure students have some- need for Brantford to have its to live. Regarding the Coulter place own representation but that a UPass- a proposed deal that Coulter wants to hold bi- lot of things need to be taken office would see all students grant- into consideration. Welker weekly hours in

ed a bus in for Brantford and meet with pass exchange wants to continue research a fee paid with tuition costs- Brantford city officials to dis- already completed to discover Welker doesn't his cuss the continued see opin- the best solution for growth of ion instead lie Brantford as mattering; Brantford students. campus. Coulter believes "if want that there is students it, "Whatever is in the Brantford critiques cur-

Steve Welker wants it." not a visible students' interests is what 1 rently WLUSU in Brantford and want," says Welker. However, presence Coulter wants that. there lot to improve She Welker says are a of Coulter there is no also shuttle bus says things that need to be taken suggested a of available between the two shortage housing into consideration and does- campuses but, rather, the of and a drive-home quality n't believe Brantford is ready perhaps is the for Brantford stu- housing problem.. for its own Students' Union. program she would work dents. Coulter says with the VP:UA and the Coulter of Waterloo's Evans University Coulter wants to look at alter- Federation of Students to Evans he will post BOD native options in case says ensure enforce minutes at municipalities Brantford doesn't want a meeting* Brantford and quality housing by-laws, their wants to campus commissioner, pro- the mote BOD Regarding UPass, current position. She wants meetings as much would in Coulter she as possible order to says sup- Brantford students to partici- gener- port it only if students had ate interest on both pate in the decision-making campus- an opportunity to opt-out and have es. process hopes to a since she that, right says plan implemented by "Laurier is not a com- Duncan now, January 1, 2005. muter school." That said. Duncan admits "there have

Coulter remains April Cunningham "very mixed Evans been communication errors"

on the UPass." between the two Evans wants to work with campuses Presidential candidate Alun Evans wants to work the Brantford Activities and to Evans them. He'd also Council to unify the Waterloo improve like thinks the Evans is to see a shuttle bus service key and Brantford Turret/Wilf's volunteers campuses. losing Charging informing students of where that charges students for its Evans believes "they need can find money for O-Week they housing by use, either on a basis resources" and hopes to give per-use Steve Welker Laurier's web- Welker using housing them those resources. or a monthly pass. the Steve assesses problem site. His he is to Welker says"l don't have a goal, says, with Turret and Wilfs this make the problem with" charging vol- process as simple Duncan with year being 1 part-time as because, a Aziz unteers. Welker emphasizes possible "Being Duncan wants Brantford to labour. He wishes to make that volunteers first is stressful Aziz to aren't year enough have a elected wants see two manda- being totally govern- policy changes and has to volunteer but, without having to worry Brantford charged ment in Brantford, with an tory representa- instituted a labour roof already about a over head." rather, are charged for your elected tives in the Board of being campus commissioner sitting to sheet monitor volunteers. Evans would like to use the costs associated with vol- Directors and have that num- sup- who receives the same hon- He wants to this keep using' such plemented funds to ber Brantford unteering* as food, imple- ourarium as a WLUSU vice change as labour sheet. ment the UPass. and events. While he He also wants to cre- clothing president. Duncan essential- grows. believes WLUSU can't rid a formal get ly wants to treat the position ate chain of commu- Jen Coulter Duncan of the fee he wishes to like other VP. nication between the two imple- any WLUSU Jen believes the changing ment that waives the Duncan believes WLUSU and set aside a policy campuses a spe- the demographies University should into and fee for students with finan- get buying Aziz cific person to receive infor- has faced as a result of" the real cial need. selling estate, acting as a mation from Brantford. Aziz believes it's too difficult double cohort to blame are landlord in order to better to manage Brantford for the in numbers at campus drop serve Coulter students' housing without being there and, How times Turret and Wilfs. She wants many While Coulter believes "we needs while turning a profit. thus, would like to give introduce more and better have been to Duncan to can't rid of the fee com- also recommends a you get Brantford more of its own non-alcoholic events and also she think "it shuttle bus to and from Brantford pletely", does and have each. campus? the idea of hav- representation, brought the up can be lowered." To make Brantford. He also thinks Welker up WLUSU VP's portfolio con- ing movie nights in The the difference Coulter wishes UPass is "not a bad idea" and Three tain. some to times The responsibility Turret, idea of emphasiz- could students. to cut from other areas of the help Brantford. The ing Turret as an after Union, such as conferences. Coulter for events such as Aziz party spot Five times Ball, etc. also Connecting Charity was Evans Aziz wants to see better mentioned online Brantford Evans, too, believes the housing registries and and Evans would like to hire another WLUSU fee is necessary but Waterloo Four times Evans Alun staff member wants to strike a balance, cit- to conduct Welker Being an assistant manager the O-Week research into what other ing surplus ran Welker likes the idea of hav- Aziz in The Turret Alun, too, saw do in last "We don't want to schools regards to Four times year. ing an 800-nuinber available the problem, being part-time make a profit, especially housing. Aziz wants WLUSU for Brantford students, so labour. He said there was a to be from the volunteers." a liaison between off- Duncan that they would no longer miscommuiiication involving Because of Evans thinks campus housing and the Comes that, have to dial long distance to to Waterloo campus the of for budgeting wages He also to "the fees of volunteers for O- University. hopes contact three to four times main campus. Welker per year the staff, causing discrepan- get from the munici- Week should be reduced." funding wants to do his best to sup- that resulted in a loss for cy pality to aid in the implemen- The Turret. Alun also wants Duncan tation of the UPass,

to see The Turret take advan- Duncan thinks "there is no of and tage Friday nights reason Bo why [volunteers] you support take business some away should be charged", believing* WUSC? from Philthy MeNasty's and "it serves no purpose." He Welker The Revolution, the most says that by charging people clubs "Yes. I think it's great." popular Friday night to volunteer their time, However. "It can't be imposed currently. "You're not encouraging- peo- on students. Students have to ple to get involved." want it." Ryan Duncan

Ryan believes an increased Aziz of is the Coulter number underagers Aziz stated that rather than Coulter supports WUSC and problem with the on-eampus reduce the fees, he'd rather it is "value all-around'*. bars. He wishes to take says encourage the surplus money left even all-age nights though in the O-Week budget and put he Evans acknowledges they it back directly to the volun- haven't Evans says he "would worked in the past. teers sup- throughout the year wishes to port ten refugee students" Ryan "keep push- with different events. He and notes that them" to the first the many people ing- years gave example of provid- wouldn't notice the through promotions. extra ing free Return to Frosh tick- and the ets for Icebreakers, Aziz money opportunities Aziz it provides, Connolly emphasized the importance Connolly sees programming' of making - the volunteers Duncan the lie believes as problem. aware of such events so that been Duncan think we need the A Team haven't pro says"l their money does not go that" and believes it will gramming* to underage stu- wasted.

make us a more educated dents and, that this is largely

because they are not used to country. Housing/ to cater to having a younger Aziz crowd. Connolly wishes to Transportation plans Welker Aziz is for it" because use the joint programming* "totally he believes it both the committee to and Welker admittedly doesn't helps program ™ and other students. gBBBMBMB ■ events to the frosh. have specific plans to combat refugee promote April Cunningham housing* and transportation problems associated with Governance of Connolly Aziz Wednesday February 4,2004 President Interviews 5

Aziz wants to create that a course noted Welker "is a very most important issues. of action and work with the good speaker". administration beforehand to Evans

get the desired results. Aziz Best/Worst BOD Evans believes voters being wants to "sit down with [the informed about the issues is decision of 2003/04 administration]" and "get real the most important. Welker information". He he will says Best: The new policies question people and not just proxy Aziz for won't be what "Don't elections; abused accept they say. Aziz: believes campus safety is uneducated be or promote vot- a puppy dog," says Aziz. the most important issue, ing- stating- it would bring - the Duncan students and the Union Worst: with War in Duncan wants to Dealing "encourage together through, a vision. outside of their the to the Iraq scope; University cap not worth the conflict number of students at a cer- Duncan

tain level" and would try to Duncan believes transparen- Coulter board bring- on everybody in cy is the foremost concern in Best: Opposing deregulation the Students' Union to back the election and believes

- students' inter- this issue. represented WLUSU "needs the trust of ests students to govern with effi- Positive/Negative of ciency'. Worst: The way deregulation Dan Herman's was handled: it should have shouldn't been further in Why performance planned advance. students for Welker Coulter says "wait- vote ing until the last Senate Positive: "I would remember you? meeting is not really everybody's name" like Dan appro- Welker priate," Welker says students should- "I Negative: would under- n't vote for himbecause "I'm a Evans stand roles." everyone's part of the institution" and Best: to use the states the Waiting Welker importance notes his traditional and con- to of Student Life Levy money "balancing functionality servative ways as perhaps renovate a floor in the with and April Cunningham opportunities" putting off some voters. library; also, hiring a full- notes that the president Presidential candidate Duncan: time assistant for Ryan "shouldn't be manager stepping on Coulter Wilf's and The Turret toes". Coulter students should- Deregulation stance the administration keep says n't vote for her because "I've doing what they want with- and top priority Coulter out consulting students." Positive: "Dan had regarding an open door policy" and "did a good deregulation Duncan different Duncan's job trying things". Welker greatest concern would be to the Welker opposes deregulation "explaining "Students won't tell students this Negative: and believes "increasing* why happened". their if Duncan you concerns they tuition without increasing opposes deregulation don't Coulter because "this is see you". would quality is unacceptable". something like to see better publicized Welker that that the students didn't says student forums to open and use them involvement in decisions of want.' get feedback. She also wishes is how the money is spent top to communicate better priority and doesn't "think University through the use of the [the administration] would overenroliment WLUSU website. be opposed to student input". Welker

Welker believes the Evans Coulter Enrollment Management Positive: "He's a good Coulter manag- opposes deregulation Committee needs more stu- er and a good leader" and "his and believes the issue of dent representation and says transition period was very accessibility is top priority. "there's no excuse for overen- short". She wants to work with the roliment". Welker wants to administration to ensure take advantage of the rela- Negative: Evans would accessibility. Coulter also WLUSU has tionship with the improve on managing the wants to students prepare so administration. He believes Management Committee, that deregulation doesn't "the university needs to be stating that it's imperative happen to other programs, embarrassed on this issue." for a president to 'be able to control and the MC" Evans manage Coulter Evans opposes deregulation Coulter wants to get more Aziz and if says deregulation does student representation on the Positive: Herman has been happen, students must have Enrollment Management very approachable, a neces- a say as to what happens Committee to and hopes do so sary quality next. Evans' number one pri- in the Operating Procedures is ority educating students as Agreement. She also wishes Negative: "Everybody should April Cunningham to how deregulation occurred to work with the VP:UA to know what Herman's vision and what it means. Evans Presidential candidate Steve Welker "Let know is." Aziz he [the University] says doesn't hopes to lobby and fight this is not acceptable". believe the MC or the Board against deregulation Worst: Lack of knew what Herman's vision representation not been in an elected posi- through WLU Senate and Evans and action during deregula- was. tion" and that "could be seen Board of Governors. Evans wants tion talks to address the as a weakness". issue before it happens by Duncan Aziz Aziz working with University Positive: Dan "comes down to Evans Aziz wants to "the busi- use Best: administration. He notes that Brantford often" and noted Opposing deregulation Evans believes voters should- ness student representative that students Laurier is on the brink of that his knowing presence was impor- n't vote for him if want a body to concerns" they represent it showed a medium sized school tant. opposed strong- being leader who will focus on of business students. He also only when we've representation thrived as a small his own vision and goals. wants to work with school. Negative: "The issue with the University administration to Worst: Allowing two direc- music students was a little Aziz ensure students' needs are Aziz weak." tors to resign - should have Duncan believes Aziz's reasons for voting' adequately met. "We can't let worked harder to keep them Herman's stance should have against himself are that he

been more aggressive on that doesn't "have the MC knowl-

issue. edge" and doesn't "know Duncan in every and out" of the Best: Allocating to money Management Committee. Who, besides you, improving special needs would vote for? facilities you Duncan Welker Duncan thinks students Alun Evans because of the Worst: The conditions which shouldn't vote for him "need to understand the cor- led to two directors resign- because "I'm not from poration." Welker believes ing. You have to show the Waterloo [campus]" Evans is "the second most public a solid face," experienced candidate".

Coulter WUSC Platform Most important Alun Evans because he has a issue in election? diverse of range experience World University Services of Welker and a passion to represent Canada (WUSC) is currently Welker believes tuition students. dereg- seeking the support of the stu- ulation and finding adequate dent body to sponsor a second Evans bursary funding for students refugee student by raising the the most Steve Welker because of are important issues his student refugee fee to two dol- in this election. Welker and wants "knowledge, experience lars. The fee was originally to look into who is getting dedication"to WLUSU. Evans introduced in the late 1980s, bursaries and whether noted a concern that Welker they and an increase is needed to have financial need. doesn't seem adequate always cover the cost of sponsoring two Welker also wants to check however. approachable, refugee students. This sponsor- presented numbers "at least ship gives refugee students an Aziz randomly, 1 in 50 or so" to opportunity to Team in a safe deter those who lie on bur- Jen Coulter because she environment, increased free- forms. demonstrates "achievement sary dom and security and resident through integrity". status. The university will bene- Coulter fit with new perspective brought Coulter believes Brantford — Duncan ■ a: to the classroom, raise the Steve Welker because he services, government and April Cunningham national profile of Laurier, and along with the confident and seems space renego- will contribute appears to diversity on Presidential tiation of to candidate Jen Coulter to have the best of the OPA guaran- grasp campus. Please vote YES. tee quality services are the what's going on. Duncan also Election Picks 6 Wednesday February 4.2004

Cord's 2004 election picks

below are the choices of of fminted ejection members The Cord's editorial board. None of the editors listed below have any formal afTi hations witn of the any candidates. Picks are based on information gathered by each editor throughout the campaign period. Take them for what re worth. Disclosure: they Anthony Piscitelh and Bernard uawson are staff writers for the Cord Meekly

President: Steve Welker VP: UA: Anthony Piscetelli Laurier for only one week he environmental and women's While he won't of he issues and would appease those He's the only candidate with compiled a list problems provide a from others in his 1 and looking - for strong represen- the know-how and drive to solicited strong knowledgeable

tation from resi- voice in those areas. their president, successfully fill this position incomplete King Street dence and them to his thorough knowledge of and will do an excellent job. submitted the administrative and finan- Dan Herman. 5. Sanjay Ojjo

cial sides of WLUSU make WLUSU Board Top 5 My sleeper pick, I don't think

3. sure of him the best candidate. His 1. Lyndsey Jones Nick Murphy lie's completely what into excellent performance at the The only incumbent will be Brantford needs a represen- he's getting himself but forum should curb tative and he has the best his to open some necessary for this green curiousity, willingness fears that he's of what's ask and not a "people board and her experience will knowledge happen- questions concern who both what students want person" would alienate help draw the board together. ing on campuses. for will his constituents. make him a good director. Wilbur McLean 2. Fraser McCracken 4. Adria Cehovin

Cord Editor-in-Chief She's in Impressively, after being at heavily involved

President: Steve Welker UP: UA: Anthony Piscitelli 2. Tudor Costache's commit- staunch supporter of BOD Steve the Welker demonstrates a Anthony Piscitelli's three ment to improving discourse visibility, addressing commitment not is need for to himself, prong platform a very amongst students and stu- representation on but the student both the Laurier and population direct approach to ensuring dent government would be a with distinct to students have Brantford plans expand more repre- welcomed addition. campuses. and improve the quality of sentation. 5. Matthew Gouett stresses campus life. His experience 3. Jen Mitchell reminds stu- of as VP of Finance enables him WLUSU BOD Top 5 dents about the importance the importance student to start working* for the stu- 1. Lyndsey Jones' current of quality teaching evalua- rights as they pertain to off- thus dents immediately, making success as Vice Chair of the tions and representation for campus housing, him. the most and Gouett is the ready com- Board this past year only students, making her a solid someone WLUSU BOD could benefit petent of the presidential improves my confidence in choice for WLUSU BOD. Caitlin Howiett candidates. her for a second term. from.

4. David Alexander is a Cord Production Manager

President: Steve Welker VP:UA: Anthony Piscitelli his art-house posters. the numerous BOD commit-

In a perfect world, money Anthony Piscitelli has tees. would all of 2. Jones grow on trees, demonstrated his knowledge, Lyndsey is a highly- the research director who 4. Jen Mitchell has presidential candidates skills, experience, experienced a very would have representational backbone, dedication and deserves re-election based on strong platform with reason- of and financial skills, and overall passion for helping the strength her platform able goals and also came birds would chirp Beatles' students at Laurier. and performance during the across well in the open I she would songs. Unfortunately, feel open forum. forum, so be a that Steve Welker demon- WLUSU BOD Top 5 good student representative, 3. strates the aforementioned 1. The first box I'll check off My darkhorse pick for the skills to ROD is Eraser a higher degree than on my Board of Directors' McCracken, 5. Speaking of representa- candidates who some (only a ballot will be Tudor was definitely the most tion, Nick Murphy is one of than slightly higher degree Costache's, because he's impressive candidate during the more active students on

Alun Evans), so I would extremely informed, honest, the open forum due to his the Brantford Campus and advocate Stefan Sereda voting for his passionate, and dedicated to research and enthusiasm, would make a great voice for

entrenched Union knowledge responsible representation... which is also indicative that these students on the BOD. Cord Opinion Editor and experience. also I liked the creativity of McCracken will be an asset to

President: Steve Welker sible of WLU is ent and growth ensures that any increase student awareness Steve and Welker's visibly strong impressive his passion BOD information will be pub- of BOD initiatives. knowledge of the inner for fair policy issues would lic information.

of WLUSU be a benefit to students. 5. workings would Bernard Dawson - Dawson efficient 3. ensure leadership of Jen Mitchell - With is familiar with pertinent WLUSU Bod 5 the corporation. His promis- Top Mitchell's work developing issues and would act in the

Jones - es are practical, and he is 1. Lyndsey As a com- course evaluations with Arts best interest of students.

to vice-chair of the the willing put his own ideals petent BOD, Council, BOD will repre- Jones aside to represent and work knows where further sent substantial academic towards what students want. attention is necessary, and is interests. "committed to the students."

VP:UA: Anthony Piscitelli 4. Fraser McCracken

Piscitelli's 2. Tudor Costache - Costache April Cunningham knowledge gained McCracken seems prepared is not while researching irrespon- afraid of being differ- to act responsibly and Cord News Editor

President: Steve Welker on BOD, BOG and Senate that and will Extremely intelligent likely underpin progres- It's clear from both Tricia lacks and will critical candidate will in platform certainly that sive change the areas of and that administra- campaign no candi- help ground an both command respect and social, environmental and date is in the tion-bent with his even same president provide leadership as equality issues. focus on league as Welker. He has both representation and Director or Chair of the the social issues. practical knowledge and Board. 5. Jen Mitchell - Her involve- drive to necessary effectively ment in Arts council is an

run WLUSU BOD 3. be WLUSU TOP 5 - but should Fraser McCracken He's a asset for continuing the net- 1. watched to ensure Jones - As the candidate with moti- work non- Lyndsey strong of inter-faculty repre-

administrative issues are only incumbent candidate vation and a genuine non- sentation begun by Laurier addressed. she has a properly unique perspective rhetorical interest in improv- Student Caucus: also a fre- and hasn't lost her faith in ing student life. quenter of current Board VP:UA: Anthony Piscitelli Board's potential. Congrats! meetings.

Bryn Boyce It's a close 4. call, but - A Anthony Alysia Wyville progres- 2. Cord International Editor seems to have the experience Tudor Costache sively-minded candidate who

President: Steve Welker tied with for Although closely there once, hmmm? 5. Nicholas Murphy Welker dominated the Piscitelli in terms of overall open Although he seems like the

with - forum succinct, intelli- Tricia's seem 3. Tudor Costache Between juiciness, goals best bet for an effective gent responses that were to be slightly more realisti- his insane rants and saucy Brantford representative, it head and shoulders above the cally attainable. Communist there panache, was the prize-fighter picture

in coherence. lies a 8.0.D. competition member in that sold me. With defin- WLUSU BOD 5 Tudor vague ideologue Top with a heart of gold the of the 1. Jones ing- platforms Lyndsey and a will for change. majority of the other candi- Experience in the pit of the with actu- 4. dates, man an vipex*s. David Alexander - Mutual al plan can't help but be my extracurricular interests and 2. choice. - Let's logical Alysia Wyville get a Weezer-esque appeal ensure someone with different Chris Clemens a per- adequate representation of VP:UA: Tricia of Martin spective university life in me, personally. Cord Entertainment Editor

President: Steve Welker this position and has shown 2. Tudor Costache: Costache through his work at The Cord is informed excellent imvolvement Welker very well and has been one of the most and his involvement as a con- and is aware of the issues leadership in WLUSU as a vocal candidates demanding cerned student has made and clear idication of BOD member. gives change within WLUSU. himself knowledgeable about supporting a bicameral sys- the issues affecting this cam- tem. Welker seemed to be the WLUSU BOD Top 5 3. Nicholas Murphy: Apart pus. most informed about the dif- from his showing ability as ferent of the Union. 1. Dave Alexander: aspects an excellent leader, Murphy 5. Fraser McCracken: Alexander has progressive to managed present himself McCracken is very aware and VP:UA: Piscitelli ideas and shows con- Anthony great well at the forum. well informed in WLUSU Thomas Piscitelli is the most cern about WLUSU trans- Thompson experi- matters, an excellent feat for enced candidate for 4. Bernard running parency. Dawson: Benard a first student. Cord Special Projects Editor year /""I vmmm laubies umvebstiy H»]nk)n^ notice of referendum

On February sth, 2004, members of the Wilfrid Laurier University Students' Union

will be asked the following referendum question on the election Ballot:

"Be it resolved that the 2002/2003 Wilfrid Laurier University Students' Union's

audited financial statements be approved as presented,"

Wilfrid laurier University Students' Union

Statement ofOperations

Year Ended April 30,2003

Van Building Health Environmental 4 | J'

Maintenance Capital Maintenance Plan Services Operating Total Total

Fund Fund Fund Fund Fund Fund 2003 2002

Jit %

Revenues $0 $0 $ 8,225 $512,859 $ 23,100 $5,675,480 $6,219,664 $5,801,263

.. ;-v : x

Expenses 0 0 9,836 336,141 16,610 5,147,729 5,510,316 5,285,965

Excess (deficiency) of

revenues over expenses

before other expenses 0 0 (1,611) 176,718 V 6,490 524,751 709,348 515,298

Other Expenses 0 0 0 0 0 425,711 425,711 410,617

Excess (deficiency) of

revenues over expenses $0 $0 $(1,611) $176,718 $6,490 $102,040 $283,637 $104,681

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Annua! Net Income

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Net Income (Loss) by Department: r

Central $ 978,043 A

President's Dept. $ (94,220) i / \ / Turret $ 46,804

msmomo / Will's $ (6,761) / \ ! / \ Catering $ 30,046 j | / \ Centre Spot $ (1,097) Food Court $ 74,201 \ j w" University Affairs $ (67,907) ; j Student Activities Dept. $ (23,029) [

Marketing Dept. $ (43,405) 97.98 - v- ' •< "I • '• COTO

Student Services Dept. $ (60,849) Finance Dept. $ Food Court: Summary by Operation

Human Resources $ (81,422) \ ' / $140,000.00 ft***. . Health Plan $ 176,718

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$40000® l_J Welker at [email protected].

-$60,000.00 Opinion 8 Wednesday Feburary 4, 2004

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This is idiocy, referring pop not merely he didn't know that at the time communicating so facile that icebergs... because of their musical achieve- Chris over-enthusiasts can easily sound ments, but as a result of carefully like a rambling teenage fan club Editorial Board Clemens guarded personalities that if they aren't careful. defined their role as mouthpieces This is troubling. We don't for entire generations. These need Editor-in-Chief Wilbur McLean any more crappy Consider the following- excerpt: musicians had a mystique about LiveJournals around "Mick is floating on Production Manager Caitlin Howlett [Foley] my all time them, an aura of implied vulnera- the internet, even if they revolve favourite modern wrestler, and I bility that led fans to News Editors Jennifer Asselin rabidly around the lives of cultural some- am happy to see him fit and trim search for anything that could We, as fans, set April Cunningham in body's. personal anticipation of his return to a unveil their secrets. Years after standards for our favourite Opinion Editor Stefan Sereda big match at Wrestlemania...go Cobain's suicide, enthusiasts are actors and musicians which are Mick!!" still to who International Editor Bryn Boyce trying piece together impossibly high, building them While unabashed enthusiasm the man really was using person- Entertainment Editor Chris Clemens up as superbeings of insight and for a man who makes his living- al journals and testimony. talent. When these artists offer us Sports Editor Derek Iwanuk by injuring- himself may be an a poorly articulated rendition of indicator that this fabulous quote Features Editor Radcliffe Craig how they lost their cat Mr. belongs to one of the internet's poor them Student Life Editor Jessica McLaughlin "OMG, everything Pussums, it brings crash- numerous no-name cretins, it back down to Earth. The illu- stems from the ing* Arts Editor Katie West mouth of Billy went so well shatters and sion fans are left Corgan. Yes, Billy Corgan. the Editor Thomas Thompson Special Projects This in with the image of just another inventive lyricist who master- tonight! girl idiot who happens to be able to minded the Smashing- Pumpkins' Cord Staff the front was play the guitar particularly well. rise to glory and critical acclaim at me and There are still artists today is a huge fan of professional looking Production Assistants Carly Beath who maintain the mystique of the wrestling. What's more, he makes she was hot...LOL!" craft. For Denise Fung Susie Kovacs it his example, Tool's blazingly apparent on per- James Keenan makes sonal b -Kurt Maynard a Jacquelyn Cain AnanthanSundaresan website, illycor gan.com. Cobain's weblog, as out of the media in the hobby tricking Although my faith man Copy Editing Manager Amanda Elliott imagined by Chris Clemens and overcurious fans for his was shattered when he turned own Associate Editor Amy Rogers amusement. However, today's cul- Copy the Pumpkins into experimental tural icons need to maintain an garbage and threw them to In Copy Editors Kim Brown the recent years many actors, image of integrity in cohesion curb like trash, Corgan music artists and other Kevin Field Kate Johnston always promi- commanded with their accomplishments, a fair amount of nent cultural figures have turned the Internet Liz Goheen Brenda Heatley the treating as a tool respect in sphere of music. to the internet as a means of fully capable of destroying* their HeatherOlaveson Despite achieving- mainstream revealing their true personality fame. Billy Corgan may like pro- success, Corgan always managed to fans. Like Corgan, keep Photo Manager Matt Benassi many fessional wrestling, but the fans to maintain a fan base of sorts online journals of their sporadic Advertising Manager Elisabeth Oliveira the pondering the depths of his lyri- amongst hipsters, largely in thoughts and reflections. 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IT Manager lan Lochbihler I'm too brainwashed to WLUSP Administration (Laura, your time is running out)

President Laura Jardine VP: Finance Tunde Igli read this article VP: Advertising Angela Foster

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Marc Henein Sandra Mackenzie distinctiveness pendent on their acceptability and credibility Sweet any- Bryden Gage Jennifer McDonald thing- more than a corporeal in current economic and social level. That particular kind of life How Corporate Secretary Amanda Kirkwood Deals practices. does conformity is a happy, arrogant, belligerent- retain such a hold over the

ly resoureeless product of societal expression of self? Well, evident- Contributors primitivism. Furthermore, it rep- ly through imitation and duplica- Len resents an of reason with eclipse tion; an organized collage of Sven McCuilough, David Alexander, Len Bali, Dave Bone. Daniel Roth. Ball a distinct lack of and interest in socially obedient horrendonsness, Pete Cram, Sarah Graves, Has ShannonKohlrneier, Richard Cheryl tes, for the negative effects organized altering' into logman, Ruben Gu-Konu, Andrew Sachs, Kns Cote, Tyler Williams, people and preordained behaviour have and stubborn Brendan Jones. Michelle Pinohev, Mike Morris, Mary Ellen Campbell, pylons. Rigorous Stop being creative and memorize on cultural not to men- Blair Forsyth-Stark. Baser King, Erie Chow. Mike Millard, Chris Collie, diversity, conformity, like religious funda- information like a zombie. You tion human David Greisman, Jon Booren, Jeremy Crump-son, Stephanie Butcher, Nick development. Real mentalism. should be fought as a have the exciting opportunity to life should Czekurlon. John Meddlck. Daniel Wilson. Mike Brown, Shawn Parker, not be so copied and form of child abuse, not praised become another faithful Rich Kawamoto. Bernard Dawson. and pro- narcissistic. for keeping- kids grounded. North ductive peon of American When people fail to under- Jenn's trophy husband, chocolate covered almonds, big-up-s to Senators society. And try not to question stand it can then be fans who nicer something, are than teats fans, the Pacers for heatingthe Lakers, anything irrational, that would typified as a threat, simultane- The Toronto Slar Trie Queen s Journal, ell the people that Stefan didn't probably offset your co-peons' should Conformity... be with the fact that get to meet: Neil. Bob. 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Take Thanks to for me a water during the forum and in Angela bringing open also Ironically, living a nation This shell of modern culture Madalyn Murray O'Hair for for buying me a donui and fruit punch because it's 9 am and I'm still here. that is, and communities which must indeed be just that: a the woman thanks the candidate interviews. example, responsible Absolutely no to presidential ( hate you liberal to are, enough allow for shell. There is no possible for removal of the coercing interviews. A huge no thanks to eight-line callouis arid centred text. 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Shifty's Thanks for out some serious issxies here in good friends and a million coming Brantford that need to be fast friends. If I can't turn to

I first addressed. For example, we one friend, well I am a year student at super-good lack a student centre and we of Laurier Brantford writing in turn to the rest the group.

need more for resi- Canadian is response to the "open forum" funding Anyway, pride dences and still in no matter how Top 10 held yesterday at the classrooms, as me, there new believe I Brantford Campus. This are two programs much I try to truly

which will over 200 am a citizen. A little forum was supposed to be an bring global campus personalities students to Brantford next I opportunity for students epistemologieal dangler Not to mention that to and hotspots better here in Brantford to hear year. will have pick up. 600 school here's the evi- every candidate's platform high graduates Anyway, suited to their have to the dence of original 1 and be able to ask questions already applied my frayed end,

Concurrent cats would a in order to a better already popular thought you get than their get grasp purpose Education These kick out of it: I watched on who to vote for in the program.

issues are call cats new one upcoming election. This constantly Jimmy everyone the Board when I went to Woodstock in forum also presented the ignored by present of Directors. front of my box perfect opportunity for can- television: After here in and I can't but didates from the Waterloo being one day help

Brantford for I retreat to one instant Campus (which I refuse to one semester, fantasy can feel a sense of on in a while and I use 'cats' in call "main" campus due to pride this Our esteem is THAT context. So for all the fact that it makes us here campus. you lowered when insult- whether femi- in Brantford feel inferior to we are egalitarians,

ed eleven students or a of the anti- our brothers and sisters in by only nists, part

from Waterloo us racism or Waterloo) to persuade us to gracing superhero squad with their (one did however label yourself, I support them in their cam- presence you make the effort to to don't offence. paigns. Yet this forum did come mean no This is of the e-mail I not give much of an opportu- our Charity Hockey game part in nity for either students to against Mohawk college in wrote to my friend Europe

which we won who I to catch with gather information or for 10-5). hope up

So in close, over the break. Well. Hakuna candidates to voice their con- my opinion

remains the as I chose Matada so cerns for the Brantford cam- same, enjoy:

to vote for the two can- "Remember I look pus. Why? There were only only 10. All 9. Wilf's: Once a place of campus entranceways: quiet didates from the Brantford American. I don't thirteen out of twenty-six wanna get These were safer before WLU beers with profs, now a haven Nicholas candidates that attended the Campus, Murphy in trouble because someone went overenrollment-zealous; for like D'Aloisio and Guy and Jodi Dam. I know that else knows how ridiculous goons forum. Not only was there

now it looks like above Brantford Students America is and Degobah. Smiley (see photo) only a fifty percent turnout, many acting lately feel think it's fault. In but two of those candidates the same way. After all, they my

how can we for candi- beer commer- are from the Brantford vote a Canada, our

date if can't take a drive cials on tv are about some Campus, which means only they down here and tell where Canadian dude eleven candidates took time us beating up stand? loud mouth out of their busy "Waterloo" they some American. If it is campus schedules to grace thought with their Jill Orpen about North of America, us presence here just in Brantford. it must be thought about

over there too. So let's I could be holding a bit of go What's this cat's deal? somewhere where will a bias here, as being a mem- people think but he be ber of Laurier Brantford 'oh, might For all the America Canadian.'" means constantly being bashing

we it is ignored by the almighty do, really a great when filter out Waterloo Campus. But eleven country you Peace, the bullshit. So students is a poor turnout, they're being for individuals jerks right now, whatever. Secret agent double 'o' 7. This wall Isn't especially 8. This wall space: I prefer empti- space: WLU a best friend is a once running for a position that My jerk nothing ness to the milk cartel's "Hmm... secular institution? Why are we in but he is still involves representing ALL of a while, my milk's sales cults recruit students? I are down, lefs put letting best friend. that's Mike Martino WLU, not just the Waterloo Maybe why ads in do own the study guess they building... I a handful of space" mega-sign campus. Moreover, there are ;;have super- Donate to refugees

in WUSC referendum

undermine student Madaka asks could our precari- Refugee ous hold on what is otherwise

a long- and admired history of 6. students favour of Taylor Landry: Landry served 5. The Hawk: I could stand it as a to vote in WUSC student idealism.

WLU better the hero in as campus crest, but something about its Here Canada, we still

before and smile as of he became the token iconic status as a bothers laugh part deity is embarrassing - for me to Laurier Nickelback fan our everyday life. We do it so me Opinion admit that I still lack vocabu- often and so effortlessly we Editorial lary. Indulge me therefore, as believe it is a universal I borrow from Anna human act. The reality, how- Quixidlen, an author I would ever, is that half the world never have known had it not Peter out there has long forgotten been for the WUSC Local Madaka how to smile or laugh. Committee that pulled me have With the vote, you a from the abyss that was once chance to dare one human home. my to and It is a rare and hallowed being- dream, hope Quindlen spoke recently for for me to write even aspire something opportunity at friend a convocation my better. You to on the of what I can help put a you eve I to attended and was lucky consider an refer- smile back where it once important her get a copy of speech. To endum. belonged. not my surprise, she did I not here to Friends, I have had a rare Friends, am speak about grand, ground- life tell how to live opportunity to experience - you your breaking theories; nor did lives. I not here to make KKKKKta■ , tiWWt-WaiWWWWWK ■ , : ; , ■ v ...iyjttWTC on both sides of the divide— am she hint at her best sell- 4. even The Room: 3. The Concourse: I wouldn't be burdens heavier Torque Study space once as one of the hopelessly your any ing Magnus opus. Instead, and is fine than are. I am socializing by me... surprised if Staples bought out dispossessed, and once as one they already she spoke about the mundane but here for to look easy on the styrofoam the used by the Hub and of you: full of hope, exuber- really myself: space banalities of life—a message I back with Second ance and idealism. That is you and through Cup! HMV moved into the radio booth to am tempted to re-echo you to the I still believe that human your idealistic eyes 3 why i—...... today. are a tremendous world that was once mine beings in "Get a life which you force for if choose and hopefully to help renew good they that are generous. Realize to be. own faith in the world life my is the best thing ever, and I to in, Today speak you that could be. learn never to take it for the humble pursuit of a long and Scholars say that pur- granted. Care so deeply about venerable tradition of suit of knowledge is a perpet- genera- to its goodness that you want tions past, steeped in the ual search for the elusive spread it around. Take that that could abiding faith students panacea someday money you would have spent like the last transform our world into a you are one on beers and give it to chari- reservoir of hope and ideal- paradise. Yet as Quindlen ty: volunteer or even be a big ism in the world. Students exhorts us all, the paradise brother or big - sister,,, all of around the world still offer may never be good enough you want to do well. But if hope to the hopeless and for us unless we expand the do do then you not good too, and return smiles to the forsak- human tent extend doing - well will never be dreams and smiles en-—the dispossessed and the hopes, enough.. silenced everywhere. It is a where they have long ceased Friends, what you are whose existence to exist. Here in Canada, and world many about to do is not a dress not to acknowledge. at Laurier, we still have a prefer rehearsal. It is life • 1 a chang- chance to human life After six years in this impact 2. The Turret: one that could either this 1. The AC: once a for ing act; once-proud facility and in we can't even great institution lots of ways begin dancedub was all about out and capture humanity's abiding- busting working pumping up, English-speaking* friends, it to imagine. faith in its it moves and own destiny or random tongue- the AC is now a meat market action on make Thursday nights. Now where young 'athletes' can name is Prince, And I am Cord Yeh. its dust... each other My funky. Opinion. collecting and this guy out and and pump 10 Opinion Wednesday February 4,2004

Someone should Empty bowl

drastic, but I don't want to What were watch two teams that I don't

blacklist this a shit about for give playing you thinking? pinko a bowl that is no bowl at all. ball It's a freaking- on a stand!

the At least Stanley Cup is a Idealist space in the Concourse). like Foot Patrol and Peer at Sven and what's bet- For a big'-ass cup, well-integrated sen- Help Line offer students valu- it's Canadian. ior student ter, work Laurier is like a able assistance with their McCullough I think the Bowl sort like Super is commune, a of public lives, while groups over-hyped and usually a big space within which there are Laurier Students for Literacy It's Super Sunday but I don't let down. There is no best-of- no weird strangers. But just and. others offer valuable what's about it. David see so "super" seven series that you find, in outside, a world waits where services to the community. In Nothing good ever came out all other professional sports Alexander people view the world as a addition, groups like Laurier It's far most of Sunday. by my finals to add a dimension of place to succeed rather than a Students for a Public interest hated of all days and I don't rivalry between teams. Not thing to belong* to. Research Group and its affil- have church to find I hate to sound like a Laurier even depress that you'll me complain- There is no doubt that our iates advocate positive social The football Ambassador (no offence), but values me. ing'. season is society individualism. change. there is You what bothers me drawn out to with a very strong* sense see, begin as Individualism, which is often Why do so many of our about the last of I'm One of community here at day my far as concerned. big contrasted with collectivism, decisions in life rest solely 011 weekend more than also a bunch Laurier. Don't get me to anything game creates of wrong, refers the tendency for our own personal goals? the NFL. I blame football when it comes to is hopping-on-the-bandwagon interacting people to think of themselves Rather than choosing- to after- with the K-W for ruining my Sunday fans. At the of the community in isolation from the rest of move into a nice house, move beginning* televi- most of us don't do noons and primetime season people may have a anything society. Individualists with- into a nice community with than sion hours. I don't think a favourite but will still be more valuable spending draw from relin- friends involved they society, your or get at The Huether football ever fin- excited to watch team our money their with the single game some quishing responsibility community you are Hotel. But within the Laurier ished on time, and I'm there- they've never heard of win to all but their close family part of now, Rather than fore forced into a few the Bowl. "Uh bubble, we're damned and work hearing Super pretty friends. Individualists choosing to at a high- yeah, retired a There are players overanalyze I've been a (insert team name friendly. many tend to believe that their paying job. choose to work in for students slew of of finalist with opportunities is non-consequential cheaper jersey future under their control a manner that benefits your "Now let's look at that to interact with plays. here) all my life. Go team!" (i.e. people) and that each person is community and society. fumble and in to one another in that again again I'm not going watch the ways responsible for their own Rather than seeking person- have in and case we missed it the first few matter who a positive impact fate. al entertainment, seek satis- game no plays, I'd like outside of the Laurier com- times. And as always because I hate all the teams faction through interaction to thank Valvoline Motor Oil munity. with others. Rather than equally. ...a world waits the the Thanks to Laurier's cli- for replays of day. Besides a stoppage in play electing governments that when I think about mate of volunteerism and the where view Because ten seconds or less, the people make promises about a com- every football I can't but think Bowl has of social and in help Super other proliferation petitive economy which many the world as a about oil." do tor- attractions. Where else environmental clubs elect Why they can justice some can prosper, those ment me so? I'm so thankful on students are able succeed hear banter campus, place to that would share wealth with you witty to connect with each other that the football season is the between casters like the poorest in their society. sports rather than a and interact in real thing shortest in professional "what is Carolina to public It is quite sad to imagine going discourse. Students can sports. have to do tonight to win?" to belong to. that so few of our interper- The Bowl choose the nature of this Super causes "They'll have to do what sonal friendships will last got for interaction based then- even more problems them here: run the football upon after we graduate and move values and someone like me who finds end-zone own personal cool to fami- back into the more times It's love your to our hometowns (or. beliefs. The unfortunate aside football as boring as curling than the other team." Damn, ly. but individualistic cul- more hopefully, away from but without much to this fact is that tures like the as yelling. these are smart. How do "public" United States, them). It is even sadder to guys bad discourse occurs within a It's just as as the rest of cut the pri- and Canada to a lesser extent, imagine that the world we they through myster- is the the vate institution that not out games throughout ies and come with such discourage personal involve- move upon is one where up entire but have to suffer accessible to the popu- in communities season you wisdom? It's also when multi- ment and in we will be encouraged to iso- lation whole. through a never ending pre- million dollar commercials (although thankfully the society as a late ourselves from our com- is to most show and a I it open anyone Laurier's student services munities. game pointless are premiered. heard some of half-time I who's capable "renting" extravaganza. people talking about seeing a

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Bunch judged based

on rotten apples

that student athletes have

Piscitelli how fair with questions a dry indeed shared drinks their coaches. This has func- athletics policy is to athletes and staff tioned. as a bonding- tool between coach and athlete. In

the it also players the school has come sport of rugby,

of a Opinion out with new strict policies serves as part long- tradition. After for our student athletes. Just standing* Eaitorial down like after September 11, these matches both teams sit policies to half-attentive audi- and share a pint, putting- aside the tension in seem but the You've been foiled! of ences necessary; Out nowhere two ninja-dressed kittens pop like the reaction to recently fought match and. of slice and Anthony just out a corner. They you to pieces with a haughty "meow" a of brother- September 11 these actions creating- spirit defiant dead. lose. Piscitelli a "purr". You are You Thank you for playing. hood and demonstrate a body acting- sportsmanship. Yet when, the Board of without thoroughly planning of In fact Governors met on Tuesday After September 11 the its course action. at the Board of Governors meet- these issues were not of" con- Canadian government moved where these cern; instead there was a to curtail civil liberties within ing' policies were rush to send the one of the central right mes- Canada. This was an attempt passed, forth the to the community. to send signals to America arguments put by sage the administration was that Unfortunately mes- that Canada was not a safe- right to be that haven for terrorists. While it these new policies were nec- sage happened Laurier student athletes that to send the and is arguable these new essary right sig- nals to the about coaching- staff were not policies were successful in public Laurier Athletics. responsible enough to share comforting our neighbour, But what when a drink with one another. recent events are making it happens The policy's is obvious that the policies also the right public message passing

comes at the of the particularly ironic, as I have managed to curtail some of expense time dinner Canada's most fundamental rights of our student ath- spent having- The with fellow At freedoms, like freedom of the letes? new policy put in my governors. these a coach the free- dinners I have even press. place give been the to dom to "discipline" a student given opportunity

without share drinks with both the What athlete a hearing. happens and The new policy allows for a Senior Administration when the right hearing with council but it members of the Board of Governors. does not allow council to This occurred on

public message what can be described speak on behalf of the only as the comes at the accused. It leaves the appeal very eve of new policies

the hands between process in of only a restricting drinking of our expense few. It also allows for a team coaches and Laurier athletes. There is student athletes? captain to be held responsible however a line of

for events not in all this mess: the they may even hope be Board of Governors will be present for. And the new

even take the reconsidering- their position Recently Wilfrid Laurier policies away of student athletes at the next Let's University has acted in a sim- rights our meeting.

to consume alco- hope that with the need to ilarly draconian manner. In responsibly hol with their send the 'right' an attempt to protect the own coaching message gone staff. the Board can now create the University's image after As a former memberof the right policy. recent high-profile events regarding Laurier football cross-country team I know

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Axworthy

on route

to Africa

TYLER WILLIAMS

Staff Writer

One of the most eminent

politicians in Canadian histo- former ry, Foreign Affairs minister Lloyd Axworthy,

will serve as a special UN

envoy to help mediate the long-running' conflict between the African states of Eritrea and Ethiopia. The appointment, which had been decided in

December, ran into opposi- tion from both the country of

Eritrea, which wanted to dis-

continue any further talks, and the local UN mission.

However, on Friday

Axworthy's appointment was

finalized and announced by UN spokesperson Marie Okabe.

Axworthy is tasked to

the implement peace agree- ment that ended the two-year

war between the impover- ished African neighbours in

2000.

Lloyd Axworthy is best

-* ... ■ - . .' ,>---w j known for brokering the his- Contributed Photo toric treaty that banned land

find in Africa. of the armed in mines in 1997. You yourself wartorn West Some locals, a language you don't speak, seem to motion at you to follow them. This was the

the locals, can see a mule that could the back and on an impressive Beyond you you run to, hop on of, hope to escape to safety. To go with the locals, turn capstone career as the Canadian for- to page 23. To try and escape on the mule, turn to page 22. eign affairs minister that

lasted from 1996 to 2000.

Currently he chairs the Liu Institute for Global Issues at West African the of British University hopes He peace Columbia. also is the author of the best-selling

book Navigating a New World: Canada's Global pled with the 2003 elections resettled thousands of people Cameroon and models of Future which Nigeria, in Nigeria caused some inter- along the Lake Chad and has advocates an national observers to fear Canadian world gracefully handedover many larger pres-

closer border that the ence as a 'mid- Africa, come to resolving peace efforts were in villages. These efforts were legitimizing vain. A in in change power seen as pivotal in the efforts dlepower'. RUBEN GU-KONU verdict both sides In December proceeded Nigeria could have created a to settle the border dispute. 2000 a peace Staff Writer in their heavily militarizing significant shift in the efforts Obasanjo after saluting pact was signed between the borders in preparation for a by both nations to normalize the efforts of his Cameroon two countries, which agreed The and Cameroon Nigerian possible conflict as Nigeria the situation. counterpart specified that the to defer to an independent heads of state ha\r e agreed on the lCJ's decision. in set rejected Obassanjo, first civilian next step will be specific res- panel order to up a new efforts forward to putting Many clashes have taken head of state in Nigeria in olution of issues at the border border between the two normalize their relations between place troops on both decades, has been praised for between Lake Chad and nations. Ethiopia bitterly

over border disputes that sides over the the inclusion years. The his efforts throughout the Bakassi. Once these disputes contested of the have been going on for over formed town newly African Union continent in the promotion of are settled, the two countries of Badme in Eritrean 40 President Paul Biya leaders both and years. pressured peace stability. He has could move to the issue of the territory in the panel's final of Cameroon and and Cameroon to in Nigerian Nigeria participated peace talks in peninsula itself. report. Badme had much President Olusegun Obasanjo stand down over fears that war torn Sierra Leone and Throughout Africa, the greater significance in May have agreed on the exchange militarized 1998 at borders could Democratic Republic of news of the labours between the start of the war, of ambassadors, the conclu- turn to conflict, jeopardizing Congo, has taken part in dis- the two nations to stabilize when Ethiopia accused

sion of a the lives of over non-aggression pact 300,000peo- cussing exile possibilities for their relations has been Eritrea of invading the town. and efforts to significant on both sides as well as Liberia's ex-President The cost lives in ple received as not only a positive war 70, 000 demilitarize the oil-rich the stability in the Charles and has also towards in horrific trench warfare. region. Taylor step peace the Peninsula of Bakassi. Both sides to has were urged helped facilitate peace talks region but throughout the The U.N. currently two leaders met The under look for a of between 4200 peaceful way the rebels and the continent as well. stationed troops in a UN supervision and in the the crisis. South in 25km resolving government the Ivory The moves show that wide buffer zone along of UN secretary African President bor- presence Thabo Coast. African nations can indeed the Ethiopian-Eritrean General Kofi Annan earlier Mbeki and former South Kofi UN to Annan and the resolve both territorial and der help maintain peace. last week. The Bakassi African penin- leader and Nobel observers the most domestic issues The over the bor- qualified among them- disputes sula has been disputed by Peace laureate Nelson recent talks between der lines were the main Nigeria selves rather than pursuing cause both Nigeria and Cameroon Mandela visited the two West and Cameroon of as highly pro- the path of war. Elections are the two-year war between since their in independence African leaders a in search of ductive and promising. set to take place in Cameroon the two nations. When asked the 1960'5. peaceful agreement concern- The two heads of states sometime how the of this year, but many presence This the third of meeting, ing the fate of the on the the peninsula. agreed design of a in the international commu- Axworthy would affect took in its kind, place light of those to settle the of the Following visits, roadmap dispute nity are confident that the progress peace negoti- a 2002 ruling by the both sides their the 2005. kept troops by year They have talks will move forward ations, UN spokesperson InternationalCourt of Justice on the borders but without also to Okabe agreed joint patrols by despite this possible change was vague saying only that awarded the peninsula any serious encounters. The security forces along their in leadership. that Axworthy would offer to Cameroon. the Following slow of cou- pace progress 1600-km border. Nigeria has his "good services" to "help the forward". move process

-IT TAKES ALL TYPES TO MAKE A WORLD-

DigiBible ready to go

BRYN BOYCE sion is to "support new ways The contest sees design- International Editor of approaching communica- ers and inventors of religions tion." It turns out that divine novelty items make three- In the there was beginning edicts are no longer as effi- and-a-half minnte sales and it came from a light... cient as they were back in pitches in an effort to con- solar powered electronic Abraham's days. vince the panel of judges Bible. Although... if any (likely all WASPs) that their In an ultra-competitive 'Christian communicator' respective gadgetry deserves United Kingdom contest, told me to kill my first born- the prestigious "My Church 'church nine new products' son I'dtell him/her to shove it Needs One of Those (McNoot) and their will be designers anyway. Award". battle to see which doing I digress. This exhibition Not exactly a Nobel Peace will items gain the adoration is slated to eternal see an prize... but it'll all even out of Christ and which will be showdownbetween the solar- when JC comes back and cast off like a fallen angel. powered electronic Bible and saves the world. The Christian Resources the JCUK (Jesus Christ, Goddard claims that the Exhibition is an (CRE) event United T-Shirt. It's at King) a new program aiming inno- designed to showcase the lat- clever play on FCUK but vation in the church (oxy- To your dismay an angry squirrel waterskis across a previously est in faith-based novelties. wanders dangerously close moron) will stem the loss of unseen of water and chews threw body your chest until it eats your Stephen Goddard, the to the less flattering new blood into the Sunday heart. This occurs while throngs of children laugh gleefully at your organiser of the competi- "JCUKS". services. death. You're dead. You lose. Thank for tion, stated that their mis- untimely you playing. WednesdayFeburary 4.2004 International 13

Pope: AIDS not good Everyone plays

defense department will see a the blame game 7% increase bringing it up to $401.7 billion with the

Missile Defense Agency get- It is not the You Get exploited, only $9.14 billion. Contrast ting rich fat eats that buy prod- all the to military spending Extra Blame ucts from corporations but the $2.7 billion allotted to factory workers and farmers fight AIDS and the $200 mil- it is the too; poor, single, lion for the United Nations- mother who Richard working- buys the UN? It is forever pushing Global Fund to supported diapers at Wal-Mart instead for more AIDS funding but Fight AIDS. Tuberculosis and Togman because Paptacular of at the local store far how can it really when Malaria and suddenly the go they are cheaper at Wal- it's treated its most numbers seem by power- slightly Mart. She aids and abets the is ful member countries like the skewed. Survey says: it all your proliferation of the sweat- fault. If are going to Magic-card playing group in The global you superpower shops just as much as any- blame for the work- high school. They might as who countries look to anyone many one. If people demanded bet- Andrew ing conditions of the third well be to them, "Wow for seems to be saying guidance ter living and working con- Sachs this is world labourers who get paid game really engaging lacking in a certain area of ditions for labourers then and in but keep playing leadership despite their nothing placed burlap you guys pres- change would happen. and beaten with reeds, while I over there and ident's assurance that, "on bags go Turns out, nobody really Leave it to the Vatican. The blame yourself. stare at girls' thongs". the continent of Africa, this cares. Everyone is self-inter- against AIDS is no I hear rants fight It would be nice to have a is now commit- constantly great country ested, even What have led national you. longer being by to and tirades about the evil leader emerge who could ted bringing the healing fur- you done today to help governments but by the who take AIDS its ears and of medicine to millions corporations exploit by power ther the cause of the Church. to Catholic of cheap labour in order wrestle it to the ground but men, and women, and chil- oppressed and the poor? Did The this increase their Papal message will to dren now profit margins political seems have suffering with that dollar you spend on a is somewhat an the CEO another year anomaly the of In AIDS." so can buy gone way Pogs. new shirt, beer, coffee or on in Western countries; a focus however Canada we have CEO Paul the Vatican is yacht, no personal Maybe right else that Africa and to something you on a pledge responsibility is ever taken. Martin making when it proclaims there is "a vague prom- could have easily lived with- the AIDS It is who is fight epidemic. to of conscience" you responsible ises procure more AIDS lack social on out? Cordes Archbishop Paul as buy from the for Africa but real- the issue of AIDS. Is it our you compa- drugs any And I am not talking spoke recently to deliver the nies that these ist would figure out that 'fis- leaders' faults that the major- employ prac- about, "Oh, I just can't live which con- tices. Pope's message 42 cal responsibility' (a key ity of million people living coffee." without my morning demned com- not evil pharmaceutical mandate of the Martin with AIDS cannot the life Corporations are gov- get I am talking about survival for AIDS entities bent world domi- panies limiting items at the need on ernment) means saving drugs they because sweatshop workers medications to only those nation. are bottom of the list will never despite their availability, or is They simply prof- in Angola cannot survive on who can afford them for rea- that see the of it all us who's most it-seeking organizations light day. just ten cents an hour. So before sons of owned shareholders profit. task is to are by important today shout anti-corpo- this you your Underlining as a find of (a.k.a. regular people, such the video Janet at The It's our leaders' rate slogans Gap or action" on the teacher in Ontario "genocidal Jackson her as every getting top Tommy Hilfiger, shout at part of drug makers, the the Ontario faults that the ripped off during the Super through yourself for a while and see Vatican also called for Teachers' Pension "public Bowl halftime show. Plan). what you have done to make to convince of Africans A is pressure drug majority I'd like to think the corporation's purpose a difference. companies to lower the prices to make and it does with AIDS Vatican is in money living right saying And for those of you who of drugs to treat the victims this customers that "humanity cannot close by giving would claim to be part of the of AIDS." cannot the life what want. If get its in the face of so they people eyes punk/thrift store movement I While the Catholic Church want brand name merchan- that appalling a tragedy." To get made real saving drugs ask, have you any not have a totally clean dise at low, low then may this fight off the prices ground sacrifices? Or is it that you record itself, especially given need that is what will If they though, there needs to be a they get. so to its condom are trying desperately opposition to use, want committed response from people higher wages establish an identity for their current and standards for the work- language pro- 11l Bush has those with the That Washington, means. that yourself you will latch vides a powerful impetus for ers of the world then that is tabled his new budget; and entails Western governments whether on to any group, it involvement and what will leadership it is a health and education they get. yes George, clearly valuing be culture or the anti- where there is pop currently It turns out that it's the it has a lot of num- over and defense. budget, military consumerist trend? Who are none. bers in it, to his Canada average, everyday person reuse own could play that role. this for and what One how about you doing might say, who does not care that mil- words. 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The human rights afterthought

Israel's use of US military Coast to is equipment open and unabashedand their relation- Cote ship has become so close that

Israel has become little more

than a US satellite state. They

Kris can always be counted on to

Cote be one of (at most) a handful of countries to vote for US

resolutions in the UN.

"Intelligence gathered by this The US lias never been and other governments concerned with human resisted leaves no doubt that the Iraq rights. They UN in Rwanda regime continues to possess deployment dur-

and conceal some of the most ing the heat of battle that

lethal resulted in the weapons ever devised." slaughter of George W. Bush in his hundreds of thousands of

to the address nation on civilians. While the world is

March 17th. 2003. indeed a better place with of there Former US Weapons capture Saddam, are still 'mass Inspector David Kay formally many murderers' what in of acknowledged many power US-supported have known for the past countries. If human rights

did not the real for year: Iraq possess were reason the US any weapons of mass Iraq invasion, many allies had better destruction. While logically prepare to be Contributed Photo the arguments for the US invaded. Sadly, these 'allies' invasion have been dis- will most likely remain in Houston. You're in Uh-oh. Sadly, you're responsible for blowing up the entire city of And guess what? unless proved. newspaper pundits power they deny the Texas. Once you're caught you'll be swiftly executed. You lose. You are on death row. Sorry. US what are still asserting that the US they want. Iraq was

invasion is justified. They are tries. That hardly gives the International for 'disappear- Of course the country that used as a staging ground to assuming- legitimacy of the impression that international ances' of high level political receives the most US military and an example the world of US invasion on the basis of 'rid- 'mass murderers' should be opposition and extra-judicial 'aid" is Israel. Countless inno- military might (and the world oil ding the of a mass running: for their spider executions of journalists and cent civilians have been didn't hurt either). This Human is too murderer.' assumption holes. children. Musharraf has also killed or injured during the rights often added carries with it a dangerous When Pakistani President prevented human rights leg- Israeli campaign to root out as an afterthought. precedent, Pervez Musharraf successful- islation from passing. extremists in Palestine.

This statement is, of ly gained control of the coun- Another supporter of US

in his 1999 rela- been course, completely hypocriti- try coup, US policy has Turkey. US cal, as the has supported tions with the country were Although they eventually

(and continue to support) ice cold. Since 9/11 and rejected a deal to allow US violent many regimes with Bush's War on Terror, the two troops to he based in their human leaders have remark- questionable rights grown country, Turkey still received issues. Human rights abuses ably close. Musharraf has nearly $1 billion in US aid have not dictated US foreign vigorously pursued the last year. Although the coun- interventions in the and ideals of the War Terror has to past on try tried clean up its despite whatever spin the and has been rewarded for image to get into the EU. the Bush administration puts on his cooperation. In 2003 the human rights abuses are well it not the Iraq invasion, was a US gave Pakistan a $8 billion documented, especially major motivating factor this dollar aid package, half of against the Kurds. Amnesty

time either. which will to the go military. condemns Turkey for its lack During Bush's 2000 All this despite the fact that of women's rights and high Presidential he the campaign, Musharraf rigged coun- levels of violence against

of limiting US military 2002 elections, has been women torture and students spoke try's through in presence foreign conn- accused by Amnesty disappearances.'

in The ulterior motivations with your

solved the parliament and the gressional inquiry into the Dear Supreme Court, dismissed all Iran-contra scandal revealed and other that Reich Ruben mayors, governors reported directly regional political figures, to Reagan's National Security stopped the oil shipment to Aide, Colonel Oliver North, in most Cuba and shockingly the White House. North was Ruben tried to privatize PDVSA. the convicted for his role in Iran- state owned Petroleos de contra scandal and Reich Gu-Konu was Venezuela. subsequently removed from walk out with The PDVSA is the root of Reagan's staff. your more thanhalf of Venezuela's The London Guardian Many questions have been and the raised following" the April revenue privatization reported that in June 2003. 2002 in move sought to turn its man- American attaches coup d'etat Venezuela military mAnov that agement over to a US-based had held meetings with the saw President Hugo 111 with links to Venezuelan to dis- 11* Chavez from ousted power company military President Bush. for 48 hours before being George cuss a military takeover of Jf In order for the Chavez's reinstated. Heavy protest by privatiza- Hugo government. tion of the PDVSA to All these the Venezuelan people who happen events point streets to it was for Carmona to the Bush adminis- took up the fight necessary straight and his allies sus- tration against another unwanted Estanga to and its pursuit to vio- the 1999 constitution late countries' political change helped pend sovereignty in and take of Chavez back into advantage the for their resources. power. exchange conflict situation in the coun- What puzzles internation- The Bush administration defended al observers is the quick try. repeatedly itself According to investiga- the that changes that took place dur- against arguments tors, Carmona ing the brief time President Estanga the Iraqi campaign was for

out received instruction from for the force Chavez was of power. acquisition through mer PDVSAs Luis of the It has been made clear by president countries' oil but fol- the Bush administration that Giusti on how to turn the lowing the assignment of all around and the President Chavez's policies company priva- oil refineries' contracts to call 1-800-BRBLGCK tize it. Giusti has close ties American who were not appreciated by companies Jf with Washington. Chavez refused the White House as an directly or indirectly will

advisor to President endorse Mr. Bush's 2004 to allow American spy planes energy Bush. Venezuelan to fly over Venezuelan air corpo- presidential campaign, one ratism Gustavo for its in Cisneros, a ask how far this admin- space war Columbia, may friend of former istration will he opposed the Free Trade longtime go. the Americas President George Bush Sr. During the Agreement of attempted H&R BLOCK leads a in and since his inception to corporate empire with coup Venezuela, 17 people all around the killed power in 1998, he has pushed profits planet. were including high DIRECTV, VenevisiOn, Coca officials of for fairer prices in oil sales the Chavez gov- BHRt- Cola and Televisa are some of ernment and over 100 were for poorer nations. the - i Most notably Chavez sold companies forming injured. £ yg. Cisneros's The events of oil in — Venezuelan to Cuba empire. September •. ■' •Restrictions apply Studentswho quality must be "full time* The with 11th 2001 were sad and attendanceof four months for Medicare, investigations trag- or more at a university or college exchange Offer expires soon and is good only at participating offices. involved in ic for the United States something- that is incredibly important figures but for

American over- for popular in the Central Intelligence also humanity as a whole. such Otto American nation. seas as J. Reich, a If the Bush administration is

Cuban exile and create After Chavez was ousted, right-wing ready to mayhem and former for Mobil his replacement Pedro lobbyist Oil, anarchy in other sovereign who is now the US assistant nations for Carmona Estanga a well- the purpose of in secretary of state for Latin their known corporate mogul controlling resources, did not wait America. the American will be Venezuela, very public Reich has extensive ties in constant of long to make some changes danger seeing with He Venezuela. had been more acts of that directly point toward many terrorism. apjminted ambassador to Washington. Venezuela in 1986 and Within 48 hours he dis- a con- International Opinion Wednesday February 4, 2004 15

Holiday massacre

at the entrances and gates Extra Value due to the tradition of receiv-

ing* guests, which allowed

Spiel to enter the goons virtually unimpeded. The perpetrators entered WINDOWS

Brendan as clerics and once disguised ToWorldthe Jones amongst the large crowds waiting to shake hands with

one of the leaders, detonated America and George W, Bush aren't the their vests. As This began a three- crude death Monday only ones with their eyes on the prize. The of national Kurdish is day period political loyalty Red Planet is being ogled up good by the after two attacks traditionally handed down mourning- European Space Agency who have similar rocked the offices of Kurdish from father to son, — many designs for the new object of astral wonder. parties. Solemn children were at the celebra- political But before the ESA takes any serious steps recited in tions during the attack and Quranic verses, toward Mars, they intend to land on the drift counted the dead. bereavement, will among to to moon first. "We need go back the moon and lap at the The two rival Kurdish Mars. We need walk through Iraq before we go to to been fabric of the half-mast flags. political parties had On before we run," stated Dr. Franco garo The attacks mark the toward making headway head of ESA's Aurora program. By 2009 in since a united voice for bloodiest day Iraq a reaching ESA will land Exoßover on the moon and in bomb Kurdish car exploded killing autonomy. 2024 a manned mission there to test habi- late last it The Kurdistan 100 people August tation equipment. down as the first Democratic and the will also go Party time assailants have used Patriotic Union of Kurdistan had been in discussions since explosives wired to their bod- to ies. last summer merge their Amnesty International, along- with several and other has After initially estimating regional administrations seace groups, called on the in those lost at 56, American had reached an agreement International Criminal Court (ICC) to begin several weeks into crimes committed military officials have now principle only looking war during the to 87. A mini- It will see the two civil these lifted total ago. par- Uganda's 18-year war. Despite ties share control of the Acholi mum of 247 people were an moves many groups including Leader's injured in the attacks. Only autonomous parliament and Religious Peace Initiative (ARLPI) will 10 minutes and several kilo- militia for the northern warn against saying- it thwart peace

meters separated the attacks region of Iraq, while ceding efforts in the ravaged nation. "The issuing national defense of such international arrest warrants would on the Kurdish parties using monetary, for their offices in Irbil for the and foreign policy spheres to practically close once and all the path to ARLPI has first day of Eid-al-Adha. the central Iraq government. peaceful negotiation." gained,

At the time of the explo- The timing* of the attacks - criticism for offering leaders immunity and the between from in for sions more 'than 200 people agreement prosecution exchange peace.

in both the saw immediate were party's recep- parties the tion halls paying their suspicion thrown upon aI. respects to Kurdish leaders militant group, Ansar and mingling in celebration. Islam. However, no concrete The International Monetary Fund recently The Muslim marks evidence has been produced announced that Nicaragua has been forgiv- holiday _ the biblical Abraham sacrific- linking them to the explo- en 80 percent of their current debt load or sions. about ing his son Isaac and falls at $8.5 billion. The relief came through the end of hajj, when devout Hours after the blood had the Highly Indebted Poor Countries (HIPC) Muslims travel to Mecca in spilled on the floors of the debt initiative. Nicaraguan President,

Saudi Arabia. reception hails, a testament Enrique Bolanos released a statement that and The party leaders had to the callous exploitive stated that "the issue of debt pardonfor gathered to receive visits nature of the attacks Nicaragua was approved unanimously and A banner is the best economic in the from loyalists as well as remained, green news last 25 the entrance returning Kurds. In sensitiv- furled out over years," The country was the second most ity to religious observance, emblazoned with the words. highly indebted American country until the US military had relaxed "We welcome our respected this HIPC initiative relief.

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Local Music

Hayden at the Starlight

Morris tells a tale of his relaxing and fun evening taking in the local band Hayden at the Starlight Lounge in

Uptown Waterloo

casual. MIKE MORRIS an enjoyable experience over although it was Cord Feature mindless profit. The bottle- Hayden's performance was

neck at the bar made me impressive enough to inspire Last I Saturday morning somewhat uncomfortable, me to look for a merchandise found like myself, any but even there the crowd was table but I was not appeased. sophisticated Laurier stu- pleasant. I was surprised and exhila- dent. sipping on orange juice Hayden's set was short rated that an obvious cash- Ethel's in contemplating the and effortless. The musical grab was left out. ills of the On CDs world. the wall style was accented by an Perhaps Hayden's there from the and if it were posters informal performance. The were forgotten, 80s. 70s and 80s that adver- night reminded me of sitting weren't for Howie Beck there tised of the musical for giants in a basement and jamming would have been nothing

industry and their shows at with friends. sale at all. This made me feel the of Waterloo University The stage was shared important. I am not a pocket and Laurier. I asked myself: from 10:30 to 12:00 between full of cash, I am a living part where are the bands today? Howie Beck, Hayden and of the audience that can

The Wilfs is never interact the talent. lineup brief appearances by Lindy. with

one to spark my interest, so "The Hazards of Sitting The show was loose but I able fortunately was to see BeneathPalm trees" required the experience was good. The

Hayden live last Wednesday three attempts at a duet with ability to sit at a table and lis- at the The Starlight Club. Howie Beck. The two were ten to the music that was

show was remarkably casual, giggling uncontrollably at quiet enough to allow con- which I rather enjoyed. From each attempt, which was versation was refreshing. what I could tell from my entertainment enough for The focus of the evening seat at a table, there was a the crowd. Hayden's guitar was not solely on the head- between healthy discourse and harmonica inspired a liner but on the entire room. the cross-legged crowd and cluster of smiles in the floor- The Starlight's atmosphere the talent. seated audience for the hour and the performers' style The show was sold out yet that Hayden played alone. came together to create a

1 found the comfort- The musical venue show was fifteen dol- truly enjoyable expe- I to able, as was able sit lars, typical of a Starlight rience. down. It seems the owners of performance and I felt satis- the to club decided encourage fied with the evening

D. Trott hip-hops in K-W

student Much First-year Laurier is to appear on Music in coming week

MICHELLE PINCHEV death of his best friend. Humber

Cord Feature whole life "My perspective on my and did changed so my music," says Postgraduate You know him Dave might as Trott, Trott, on losing an influential emcee Communications a first-year major and inspiration in his life. "Not a day

here at Wilfrid but his alter when I don't think about Laurier, goes by it

D. • ego, Trott, has been busy making but that's life for you." Open to university f*lL Jjj in the a place for himself Toronto Trott has seen his share of strug- and college grads MBMBK* ' rap/hip-hop scene since the age of gle. When he first started battling at 14. Backed Gold local his by Canyon Group venues, presence was and Erbali Records, D. Trott has •Bor 12 month a strong but not easily accepted. With 112 ■)?* Pm released Here finally a fierce CD, I'm maturity and experience, he's W W' and it looks like he's for programs staying a emerged as a confident and aggres- while. sive artist with razor-sharp lyrics • After critical praise from prolific killer beats. Job placement r'SSWnBI against ]&; •• • • artists such DJ album shows as Crawl/space, His a range of styles opportunities | Damian and f| Raggedy Andy, D. Trott and influences from an under- began to record original tracks and ground 'gangsta' style to tracks like • Career-focuscd released Purebred a short "Alter have fl ■ Tracks, Ego" that you nodding demo He landed himself tape. a your head.

record and came out • Small class deal with his Listening to "I'm here", sort sizes % B m you s anticipated debut last week. of get an A/a Ra vibe, especially in 'IHl' "Finally Here," a solid track that

announces his arrival as a serious <: '..'C - •' \ 5 jiiiii|9»lp••,.<■> s His album shows a artist. the CD is infused Swfr ( - fnimTitfr, : . pSIM? range Though tl of styles and influences with a range of styles backed by independent beats from all around from an underground the world, comparable to those of radiates big names, each track 'gangsta' style to tracks many J|B |F with a unique intensity and innova- like "Alter Ego" that tion that accompanies his most inti- mate thoughts. have you nodding your Although Trott has certainly paid his head. his dues through experiences V * ￿ \ and his his need- V resilience, success 1 %

n't rely on this; his talent is undeni- Trott rocked Laurier's airwaves able, Trott has not only ventured into

last Monday and you can catch him the world of hip-hop but he also

on Much Vibe for a full half-hour sings and plays electric guitar. Classes start Fall 2004 episode next Friday and he will also Maybe in the future well hear- Music. soon appear on Much some more alternative sounds from So who is D. Trott? The best but Trott way this young man simply to find out who he is and what he's feel says,"I as an artist I enjoy any- all about is to listen to his CD. The thing musical but I love hip hop. it lyrics say all, from an intense That's it. I just have a love for this intro right down to "My Storm", the music." last track of which chronicles the wfonesday February 4,2004 Feature 17

crony records

MARY ELLEN CAMPBELL (Electronic Body Music, a musical craftsmanship of its It Cord Features form of purely electronic artists. happily leads you

music with an aggressive into new musical landscapes,

also then into Five years ago, a baby was tempo) artist who has teasingly prods you

born. Its name was Crony. been in the business for over realising- that it's all some-

how Crony is the brainchild of five years. fa,miliar. is It to evoke Angus Fraser and Brad Defending Otis a self- manages some- of in K- trio" of little in Weber, a couple guys described "modern-rock thing every thing

W who were hoping to start from. Hamilton, Ontario with life, from cats to guitars to record successful electrical currents to malts. up an independent an extremely label Its for diverse ' dedicated to the success stage run. capacity repre- of its artists while maintain- In addition to its five sentations extends to the

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a focus. as a record label. Crony physical CDs Craig Radcliffe ing community years live at Crony began as a spin-off has a long history of per- themselves-they are once and effective: album from band with and Cheap a paper cover a Cony of Lazy eye, an alternative formance. Its various artists familiar objects unique in black marker the red to dozens of creations all of random scribblings covering paper. band that has since evolved, have played shows, maintaining- vehicle K-W and embody a personal of mostly around the charm of an independent exploration for its founding Crony's second home, record label, with individual- member Angus Fraser. London. Ontario. ized booklet artwork and These days Crony is a strong, Each June, Crony Studios photography, and even CD from growing label featuring such hosts a weekend of perform- cases made old army t-

local talent as Bedbox, ances with the beautiful shirts.

Solitary Extraction, Stephen Paradise Lake locale as a Crony has recently been Thrasher and Defending backdrop. The aptly named featured in the "Indie Music"

Fest" is section of the Kitchener Otis. "Paradise Lake a pop- Bedbox came into being as ular outing for many inde- Waterloo Record's Nightlife music lovers A a result of Paul Jantzi's expe- pendent and publication. variety of its 4- while in rience of recording on a it grows popularity releases are available at each it maintains Records in track tape box in his room. year, an Orange Monkey Solitary Extraction is intimate atmosphere that ; Waterloo, and Encore

Brad Weber's solo venture never fails to emphasize Records in Kitchener. Crony

into the diversity of musical music above all else. Record's own Lazyeye and blend of Bedbox the Circus Room instrumentation. Crony's music is a * play Stephen Thrasher is an rich aural and lyrical effects i in Kitchener on Saturday, industrial and EBM wrought by the remarkable i February 7th at 9 PM.

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Sex and the city... just like us

If Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha and

Miranda are your girls every friday,

then you can relate to this

SHANNON KOHLMEIER themselves. Although the Staff Writer characters in the show are a

10 to 20 good years older Since the advent of television than most university stu- have felt people connections dents (apart from Sam's to their favourite shows. Our newest conquest) this show loved I Love parents Lucy' depicts a world we can all and 'Dallas' and now shows relate too. Charlotte longs for like 'Seinfeld', 'Friends' and marriage arid stability, The OC have become what Samantha loves the finer we look to as somewhat real- things in life and always has istic in the portrayals of life fun. Miranda is a career 21st But century. for me and minded lawyer who strug- many others here at Laurier gles to balance everything in and around the world, the her life and Carrie is a scat- most show important on tele- terbrain who can never make

vision is 'Sex and the City', up her mind about anything Don't get me wrong, I do like from men to shoes.

these other shows but noth- One com - very important home like ing hits quite ponent to this show that has Carrie and the girls. seeped into everyday life is style. Carrie, played by Sarah Samantha and the Jessica Parker, has become

somewhat of a fashion icon. don't Contributed Photo girls shy Everything from rlimestone necklaces studded horseshoe and the discuss and wide of and often taboo Does away from the The cast of "Sex City" engage in a range sexy topics. to wearing huge, colorful the show relate to university life? hush-hush in to topics. flowers your ponytail # and the drinking a cosmopolitan shies from her like 'Will & Grace', 'Sex of having' freedom to even away telling They've 5 have come from this show's with the reali- make decisions that are thoughts on sex (or the taste the City deals right

dished on the taste The women what to date for style department. of sperm). The situations ty of it means you. have also made cloth- with in the not in love if I that this vintage dealt show are and be you are predict Friday of sperm. which is a There have be slow bar ing super stylish, that different from what we straight or gay. may a night (for for those of us been lesbian as the plus crossing as students deal with on a characters but girls anyway) final For those who of our for an often of 'Sex and you may fingers upcoming daily basis, whether we are the recurring roles are eight episodes the be unfamiliar with Carrie, Of there is because will bursary. course, male or female. Will our for gay men as City' begin airing on Miranda, Samantha and the side to their closets BRAVO at This will flip career satisfy us? Will we Carrie so succinctly says, 12pm. be Charlotte let me which most of us can to live the the end of for briefly bring only make enough money "g*ay boyfriends are loop- an era many to the you up speed. They are drool over new Will hole of viewers after six including comfortably? we marry monogamy". as only sea- four characters who make Manolo's for outfit and the Will I have heard left without the up every right person? we get many women sons we are the cast of" 'Sex and the City', an excess of Chanel purses. married at all? criticize this show particular- advice and humour of these each with a different not very This show is only for Gay culture is also ly for Samantha's rampant women who teach us that all and have women some feel this is ourselves is personality. They although extremely important to this promiscuity but I questioning nor- and individual men are reluctant to admit to mal and that strengths it, show, as is an overwhelming* merely an answer the mil- we are not

weaknesses and between the do watch the show. the they acceptance of every (safe) lions of womanizers we see defined by relationships

four women, viewers are There is a lot to be learned sexual choice. Rather than on TV and never question. we are in, or out of.

to find someone from these characters, the humourous This show guaranteed espe- take typical encourages female who reminds them slightly of Samantha, who never cially approach to homosexuality solidarity and the importance

I love this bar AskKate...

may take some getting used Welcome to ville- destination Can sex without line-up to. going to bars further

away or with an unusual no fun. Have massive of but it exist line-ups group people, may strings really the to give you chance meet become the norm in Waterloo? people outside of Laurier and or is it a myth? listen to some new music. the obvi- other person, then I know some bars are hard ously feelings are involved CHERYL HAINES and of Dear Kate, stupid hardly worthy to from, stay away gauran- on some level. Staff Writer mention. Yet, I felt com- teed one clay a week is always I am always confused I amfriends with this not pelled. and reliable guy, full of friends, when close but met people repeatedly Somehow, going to a bar at cam- friends, we By word of mouth, music. But, the not-so popu- chase after prospects that 8:80 seems kind of a mutual friend a pm early. pus advertising, proximity lar bars have smaller through line-ups or Time lias time and have are emotionally physical- come to forgo the and mainstream music pref- long ago and allow to indulge in you touch. ly unavailable. Clearly you madness: a erence. certain bars have always kept in There pre drinking homemade beer and re-bar p have already begun to devel- cost-effective maxi- has been a way to attracted a Joyal following. always strong cocktail parties before your op an attachment to this per- mize alcohol attraction between your adventures This seem worse physical year may night on the town. and son, seeing that you are pos- in order not to than others because of the us we recently started spend your So. next weekend check ing- the question. And if you night lined in the winter increase in the student sleeping together. It is up popu- out some talk campus flyers, knew he would want a chill. non-committal never If you decide to stay lation. New students should straight up, to people and find somewhere relationship and that expos- home with friends, not be to blame. If sex, no attached what- prefer- put you to strings else go. Heck, if time per- relations ing' your sexual to arrive feel soever. However, he is a ring fashionably so strongly, direct your off great mits, take to Toronto or what would cause find out and we well problems, late, you'll yourself insults to the Ontario govern- guy get along Montreal for a weekend motivation? of luck. doesn't take much and he isn't was your It ment. The problem, as I see despite knowing where the bars are more plen- Honestly, avoid the drama to realize that Waterloo has it, is the factor". looking for relationship I am "Sheep tiful. As a fellow student (i.e. and vibrator if are become the virtual really scared I'm buy a you kingdom Students are like sheep, will- going to fall sheep) who enjoys a night that sexually desperate. of bar line-ups, to where the others for him. Not only is he not Paddy ing go out and I have now again, Often in situations like O'Flaherty's and Phil's on flock, without looking for a but we questioning over the fence at girlfriend, jumped this the attention is more Phil have the on the other side commented that if this Thursdays, thy pastures times and found some new, than the is. out it appealing person McNasty's on Fridays; Turret of the fence. got would cause serious They are happy bars exciting' pastures, err, You be the and havoc. Is there may mistaking Flying on to others, to Dog mingle amongst to to. I've met some anyway go great physical fulfillment and inti- Saturdays, the Revolution on cute and naive little creatures avoid the inevitable, and have girl people expanded devotion macy of sex with most Friday and the are. What fail to boy, boy not nights they they musical interests because falling my and commitment. Take a few could fallingJor list goes on. I be a realize is what meets them 011 I've checked out new venues. weeks 'off and see how brash you fourth year student the other side of the hill, You have nothing to lose on feel. If are thinking and to blame the double of different and Sincerely, you begin sheep shapes those mid-semester Thursday him and Sex about as a person cohort for tripling the stu- colours, horses and little without Strings nights when the line-ups then not as a sexual object, dent capacity in Waterloo, A that is yet pigs, green pasture somehow don't seem very substance to Dear Sex maybe there is somehow I don't think that not but without different, better, new And I won't Strings, appealing'. yet, But if you the to your feeling's. would be right way and Mow, before I exciting. brand myself against- the him. aren't thinking' about reach the student readership. venture too far off into the This kind of no strings Laurier bar scene. but desiring" sex, I suggest Is the solution world of animals, attached is an urban sex only having barnyard Sometimes tradition and to the you refer previous existing bars construct larg- should be clear, myth. Some people may dis- my argument mediocrity will triumph. On but paragraph. er 1 carrying capacities, giving Waterloo is a, small town with agree completely detach- those random nights, I too students a heavier workload, a relative amount of bars. ing yourself .from someone will be in the frozen lineups find some that Hope you designating mandatory For the reasons mentioned you are sleeping with is waiting to get into my movie answers. night to half the stu- above, students will virtually impossible", unless likely old favourite, hangout. Always, dent of ran- at the the is terrible. In that body by process gather same bars. sex Kate dom selection, so that Solution: case, what's the of only expand your choice point half of the total population in bars. Kitchener/Waterloo doing* it anyway? What 1

out certain mean if he can go on a given has an eclectic mix. of bars, is, cares enough night? Such examples are suited for ail music tastes. It or you care enough to please Life 19 Wednesday February 4.2004 Student

Food for Thought

deserved a shot. I went with $4,25 a pint, we chose the

one of my friends who had Brick Honey Red.

actually been to Boomers Wings come in three dif-

before which was a. good ferent sizes, either one thing because it is not the ($6,95), two ($10.95), or most visible place in the three pounds ($14.95) and world. A small sign outside with prices like that, the

of a building- directed us to wing's scored huge in the three different unmarked price category because that is

doors, and after choosing the hard to beat unless you are

wrong one twice I got it right getting the whig night price

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Boomers makes no bones ordered my standard pound and about the customers they are of honey garlic a pound

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Lady Hawks get badgered

DANIEL WILSON During the last five min- highly potent scorers in this Staff Writer utes of the Just six minutes opening half, game. over Laurier completely dominat- into the second half, Cassie

In a that featured ed. Sarah set had burned matchup Zagorski up Tatham quietly two bound the playoff teams, some nifty plays at the point Laurier with 17 points. Laurier Golden Hawks her came and worked hard at the However, presence visible up short 72-69 to the Brock defensive end. Also on became much more in Badgers last Wednesday defense, Emily Conrad the Badger comeback. She showed made night. The tough loss pre- a very strong- effort some excellent passes vented the Hawks from mov- fighting hard for rebounds. and showed hustle on both ing into a second-place tie sides of the court. Once they with their OUA west rivals reclaimed the lead, star play- Instead of building to from St. Catharines. er Jodie Ebeling' started

cold and the 10:30 Playing on a more of a cushion, heat up again. By the the snowy night, Badgers mark of second half, the Golden Hawks settled into the Hawk's Nest Ebeling had 21 points. from Thanks to wide bas- very comfortably the lacked the intensity open the kets stream of opening tip. On very first and an endless that had Brock had taken possession, Tara Poulin hit a gotten turnovers. a three with the shot lead with 8:54 to deep them back into the 62-55 play. Laurier clock winding down to send a Following a time out,

that this team could became refocused ..— "■ message game. again. v.-.:.....■■■■,■•■ ~ 1 ' ' ■ shoot. Kerri Jilesen and Matt Benassi

Brock would go on an 8-0 Laurier where Meaghan McGrath tightened picked up to into second with The Hawks had an opportunity move place a to the and run start the game while they left off coming out of up their play defensively Brock but failed to accomplish what they needed. found to drive victory against connecting on their first four break. They got second McGrath ways shots. Combine this with from solid to the with 18 chance points net, finishing in his Badger territory, Laurier inconsistency team's three Laurier turnovers offensive and on rebounding- points. Despite missing many of "In the second momentarily lost control play. half, we their first three continued show a better of their shots, the possessions to jump became tentative. We the ball and a mad scramble kept and result To interior the was a flying low post go along Golden Hawks scor- game. followed with bodies sprawl- looking 1 up and just stopped water bottle from the Hawk with four in allowed them to tie the quick points ing In to the ing everywhere. Finally, scoring." respect bench. the time the first into the frame, Dee at 67 with three min- By 1:45 game wild Julius comment- McGrath picked up the hot finish, timeout was Channer's the utes left. called, just presence on left ed "We two potato with 15 seconds got really good under six minutes into the defensive end altered shots. This seesaw affair would and dished it off to Sarah looks at the end. There the Even contin- be determined a opening half, Lady though they ultimately by should have been foul Zagorski. a on had built 19-7 with number of calls Badgers up a ued to struggle their questionable The Laurier guard created the play but that happens lead. the Brock the referees. With 1:31 left jumpers, Badgers by sometimes." a good look for Robin Asked if his For much of the opening- were allowed to get back into in the game, Jilesen was Roszell, who missed the shot. team was prepared for Jodie the of fouled on her to the bas- eight minutes, the Lady game. Instead building way The ball landed in front of Ebeling who led Brock with a Hawks were ineffective more of a cushion, the ket. very 26 Julius McGrath who also misfired game high points, inside. This dramat- Golden Hawks became com- However, she wasn't changed "We on a good look, however pointed out, were pre- with the that for- and lacked the inten- a to the line, ically spark placent granted trip for arguably a foul should have pared her, although we ward Dee Channer brought sity that had gotten them which infuriated the Laurier been called on the floor. The sure didn't look like it. She off the bench. She led back into the This was bench. At 1:06, Tara Poulin by game. the Hawks were forced to foul leads league in scoring rebounds than evident Brock a offensive example, snaring more on a grabbed huge reason." Jodie Ebeling, who confident- for a and to the line. While in which the rebound and was fouled on getting possession, the wrench- ly sunk both foul shots to Despite gut Laurier continued to four offensive the At the line, Badgers got ensuing play. loss at home to give Brock a 72-69 lead. With ing Brock, the struggle with their jump rebounds. Meag'han McGrath she sunk one of two free 2.1 to McGrath Laurier bouncedback in a seconds go, big to throws to Brock 70-69 shots, started exploit was nowhere to be found on give a they court afternoon. raced down the and way on Saturday the smaller Brock team. The the radar. She was not taking lead. heaved a desperation shot In visiting their crosstown Badgers committed numer- shots and was causing In the following Laurier that was well off the mark, rivals, the Golden Hawks ous turnovers and failed to turnovers. Dee Channer possession. McGrath would which concluded the frenzied blew away Waterloo with an establish a in the which be an offensive foul presence picked up quick fouls, given on finish. 88-51 shellacking. paint. Their streaky offense caused her to watch much of a debatable push off. Next, Following the game, became ice cold and the the action from the bench. Jodie Ebeling would be called Laurier coach Stu Julius was Hawks made a run. Brock was led by two for an offensive foul. Deep in with the very disappointed Womens hockey Men's hoops fall

SHAWN PARKER shots and the Badgers double figures but there real- get clipped Staff Writer mounted an eight-to-two run. ly was no time when any Just when it looked as if member of the visiting team

On January 29th the Men's Laurier was about to bow out looked to establish a formida-

GoldenHawk basketball team to hot But the a shooting squad, ble inside presence. MIKE BROWN Brock was able to capitalize faced a pivotal moment in the Currie showed again why he stop-and-go philosophy of Staff Writer on every opportunity they season: a West staff game against deserves many more minutes the Hawk coaching 1 had. Division rivals Brock, a team than his coach allows. After seemed like it stymied any After a disastrous the weekend, Undoubtedly, ahead of that seated two places two long three pointers by chemistry or rhythm the Laurier women's hockey absence of veterans Kristi Laurier in the standings. Currie, Brock sensed, and Laurier seemed to have at team has fallen a Dobbie and Amanda point Joseph Laurier looked to that Currie in the capital- rightly so, was various points game behind in the battle could have in Guelph accounted, defense and ize on strong now the number one option and the Badgers were able to for in the OUA West for Laurier's show- top spot part, poor the to hustle on offensive end on the floor for the Hawks; pull out of Waterloo with a division. both this weekend. is Losing - Friday ing Joseph but the build an early lead, every time down the court 69-63 victory. and Saturday by a combined one of the team's biggest remarkable shooting of the the ball stopped in his hands Laurier would fall again score of the Golden but missed both 12-3, playmakers, 59- Badgers Morgan Fairweather and he either unleashed a to Waterloo on Saturday, Hawks didn't due to Also, clearly put games injury. shot drove and back and Scott Murray kept the or looked to 56, and sits two games forth the of performance Dobbie's absence forced Coach type close. to for game dish his open forwards. of the Windsor Lancers that has characterized their Osborne to his line adjust up The West. theme of this game, Miles was showing incred- five spot in the OUA season to this point. somewhat. especially in the first half, ible hustle on both ends of The Hawks will have an enor- On Laurier While Friday, acknowledging to the down. floor this week was keep tempo the and with little over mous opportunity host to the Queens the unfortunate absence of played Hawk in the Just when any player five minutes left, the Hawks to creak some havoc Golden Gaels, who were some of his first line players, looked like he was about to erased the deficit and had the standings with back to back ranked sixth in CIS rankings Coach Osborne felt the team the and take 55 dreadful open game up game tied at points apiece. games against a the weekend and didn't when entering simply step up did over, as Rob Innes when Again, why is it that these Lakehead Thunderbird an 12-3 needed to. "We have to be brought impressive they he tied scored six consecutive two didn't see the court until squad, who are currently record with them to Clarica at better better goaltending, worst points, the player was taken more than ten minutes had with Western for the the Golden at better at arena. Although defense, offense, This forced out and replaced. run off the clock? record in the West. Hawks stayed with Queens and better at coaching," Coach Campbell to finally Four Badgers scored in for the first which claimed Osborne. "I think period, look down his bench and call ended with 2-1 Queens we're all to share a lead, going some Miles and upon Currie, who their prospects dimmed after for last week- responsibility had sat out for more than ten an minute stretch in end's breakdown and eight just go minutes of the half. the second period that saw back to work this week." The smaller, quicker Queens net three goals. They Indeed, the women guards immediately showed never recovered, losing 7-2. will need to forth a much put why they deserve to be in the Rookies Jen Heslin and this stronger performance the game from beginning by Laurissa Kenworthy provid- weekend. Laurier hopes to running the floor and caus- ed the offense in the loss. exact some from revenge ing the Badgers to turn the The Golden Hawks Queens in Kingston on ball over again and again. women had little time to before travel- Friday night Laurier was dominating the think about the loss, howev- Toronto to battle ling to an both the game on ends of the next er, as night they undefeated U of T in the squad floor, but long range travelled to St. Catherines for what Coach Osborne shooting of the Badgers and a with the Brock team's meeting acknowledges as the of sloppy backdoor coverage Badgers. Despite a sub-par two toughest remaining the the Hawks kept game record on the season, Brock Fortunately, the games. close, and heading into half delivered another blow to the coach seemed optimistic that time the home side enjoyed a www.laurierathletics.com Golden Hawks first place bid Joseph will be able to bring sparse 28-26 lead. 5-1 her in with a surprising thrash- offensive firepower back The mule leads you to a cult's hideout. There, the cult The second half was a participates to Laurier to the Golden Hawks line onlookers ing. According up The rituals involving lifting their arms in unison while much different game. strange in time head coach Rick Osborne, his for this weekend's become indoctrinated into the and sacri- Hawks came out very flat, gaze. Eventually you cult, missed a lot of chances squad games. five of their first six in You You lose. missing fice everything your life for the cult. have no mind. early and it seemed like February 4.2004 Sports Wednesday 23

Womens v-ball Hawks continue to fall

BERNARD DAWSON net and then stuffed the puck act together it seemed like Staff Writer into the net of a textbook only a matter of time before playoffs to the tied the at third. eyes wrap-around give they game The men's team suf- hockey Hawks the game's first lead Laurier finally had taken fered a setback to their fresh control of the but knew large seven minutes into the tempo, just RICH KAWAMOTO they they had to come division championship ambi- period. could not put the puck into Staff Writer out aggressive and control tions last Saturday as OUA must have the York net. A the match from start to fin- Something checking the York Mid-West rivals, to the Hawks dur- from behind late in few out happened penalty With only a games ish, sending a message Lions, overcame an early the intermission because the killed a lot of the sea- ing game remaining' in the regular that they were the team to Golden Hawks to the team that took the ice in Hawk's momentum and left the women's beat in the OUA West. advantage son, volleyball 3-2 The loss the not down and capture a victory. third period was the them a man with just team has one thing, one Game one saw the the third Hawks put place before. over three minutes left in the a same one as Day was thing only in their sights, Marauders play nearly flaw- farther behind the divi- even forced to bail his team out a game. first place finish in the OUA less volleyball. They served sion Lions the times but leading as number of could York was lucky to escape West. The lady Hawks took well, passed, well and played OUA hold The with 3-2 toward that regular season begins only on for so long. a victory, a win their first steps tough defense. its to near conclusion. Lions took their first lead of which them in this week with two The gives top spot goal past next three sets were a The second was the when Bat the OUA Mid-West division. their record period game Daryl big wins, upping true testament to how much scoreless like the knocked the into the in third of the them previous puck Siting place to 11-5. This puts into a the Hawks have improved Both teams period. were Laurier division are the Golden tie for first in goal during a scram- same three-way place throughout the season. They unable to sustain any serious ble in front of the overworked Hawks, five Western defense just points an extremely tight played tough and pressure on the opposition Justin Day. behind the Lions. The Hawks conference. blocked even better, prevent- and when it looked like just The Hawks still looked have just five games left Wednesday evening was a ing the McMaster offensive first the game's goal was after the and before the over sluggish goal playoffs, including match that was right weapons from taking arms. of about to see the light day. only the excellent play of Day a season finale rematch from the opening serve. The One of the biggest stars of the standout would goalies kept the Golden Hawks in the against- the division leading Hawks' counterparts, the the match was libero, Lisa and the match But the Lions Lions. forth step up keep game. just put Brock Badgers, put a Intini, who played an intense scoreless. too much the effort the pressure on weak against backcourt, starting many of However, the second peri- Hawks and York scored their took three Hawks as they the Golden Hawk kills. Her be od would not completely third of the in of their goal night on a easy sets one backcourt play was so stellar Coming Out like the first. Laurier for- power play midway through quickest wins of the year. that the McMaster servers ward Pat McCoubrey made a the third. Fourth year middle hitter made a conscious effort to Support Group good play behind the York Once the Hawks had then Cathy Ingalls and first year serve anywhere but in Intini's Walker phenom, Danielle direction. Coach Mclntyre If you, or anyone you know, are led the for had but about once again way nothing praise struggling with issues of sexual the Hawks offense, each his libero's strong perform- identity & acceptance, in recording over 10 kills the ance. COME OUT to our support group! process. The women's season has

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Buck 65: smooth like butter

Canada's very own hip hop genius, Buck 65, showcases his lyrical talent at the Startlight in Waterloo

MICHAEL MILLARD times, but the man writes Cord Entertainment and records everything by

himself. What are you going Buck 85 late to to do? was getting Buck also took to sev- the stage due to something eral bits of inspired scratch- medical that I won't mention, ing, a skill he's been practic- and the crowd at Starlight ing for something like 15

was restless. Most getting years. dudes at a Most of the people (primarily songs were 3:1 ratio) didn't know what to taken from his most recent

make of the Duke Ellington album, October's Talkin record being played which Honky Blues and 200Is

seemed to set the tone for If have Square, you some Bennett, not Canada's in Tony change your pocket, you genius. should TUB: hip hop Things pick up in my began to come together opinion, the finest Canadian

around 10:30 when an act album of the year. Songs like calling themselves the "488'"; "Roses and Bluejays", Vaudevillains to began per- and "Protest" will get stuck form tricks to in head for old-style magic your days. warm the to up audience, the If you've never heard confusion of a crowd Ms split Buck 85 rap over tracks,

down - the middle half hip- it's something to behold. He sters and half doofuses. tells stories more than sings I've read Buck 65's music verse-chorus-verse, with a lot described for as "hip hop of songs consisting solely of those who don't like hip hop", long verses with a repeated

but that's a bit simplistic. The line at the end. He flows from

Vaudevillains were a perfect, point to point, saying what eclectic Buck 65 opening act. he wants, and usually it They fit because Buck's rhymes. When it doesn't and music live show are rhyme it doesn't seem to mat- and while ter his unique powerful as songs fit together Matt Benassi being workmanlike and dis- perfectly, his live voice playing real showmanship. similar sounding remarkably 65 have had of diarrhea but he still show at the Buck may a case played a mean Starlight Lounge this It's serious music with to the album version. He past weekend. in cheek. With writes about tongue a trick songs baseball, he that he learned explained his father, homeless should people, lers (dumb kids) and let his a career retrospective, the definitely see given from his friend heaven and the Turret crowd. good Vaudevilliaii cohorts rouse encore consisted of a medley the chance. Thank you, Christina he start- Aguilera, In-between tunes Buck the older Buck from worth- crowd three or four more of songs: Starlight, for booking ed with 'the hit,' the radio- treats the crowd to stories the The 'The to 'the Food these times before encore. Centaur' while acts days. It's ready tune 'Wicked & Weird,' and impressions, all the Vaudevillains performed a bit Song', and it went on for nice to be able to see real tal-

His - setup was sparse just a while on a voice that pulling of 'beet juggling-', literally longer than one would sup- ent without driving to turntable and a microphone doesn't seem like it's that A he Toronto London. capable meaning one guy jug- pose. great showman, or with the tunes from coming a of coming from such a small, for gles red beets while another played almost non-stop a By the way, he was late CD. The only knock I'll have individual. He non-descript guy drums and Buck full two hours. because he had "the runs". on this show is that this of did an impression Mick scratches. It was truly a noteworthy setup felt a bit karaoke-ish at dagger, dealt with his heck- Almost like he was giving concert, an act that you I scream, you scream, Music exploding Limp Bizkit screams ahhhhhhhh Collie takes break from a headbanging to comment on

- in the entire band Continued from cover fact, role in much of music screaming's prominent today's demonstrated a degree of Continuing the drastic musi- musieal competence worthy of The crowd cal genre swings that per- respect. was screaming- vocals, and why tional singing once did for Screaming vaded the behind as metal. It night, hip hop solidly Lydian there's been a wildly expo- seems logical, con- Bread and Water took they pounded out their set. Sensation nential increase in the sales sidering that in most life sit- group | the stage. As the two MCs Vocals were rough and raw for people who feel the same. uations where you face great but the cajoled people to the front of they were an asset to Within the past decade, bands emotional turmoil, you'd the stage, the band behind over-the-top sound of the such as Korn, Limp Bizkit, really love to solve the prob- Chris of them broke into a catchy band rather than a point Slipknot and Linkin Park lem by just screaming like a funk beat. The performance weakness. At points they Collie have turned out absolutely maniac. almost financial was quickly plagued with were deafeningly gigantic tricks for Or was screaming vocals loud, because the the microphone problems and perhaps the music industry, each natural progression of a I As write this of caf- the MCs covered mic was turned too piece to although a up way band featuring significantly genre that was looking feine driven commentary, I diverse level of lyrical con- bloody high. Regardless, screaming-based vocals as drive further into the realms also to be to aural forcefulness happen listening tent that included specific was a key one of their fortes. Bands like of creativity and expression the new Superjoint Ritual relevance to the university selling point for Indian as these currently signify what in the hopes of staying rele- disc and what remains of the their thunder- experience, the rhymes fre- set came to a it means to be 'heavy' for a vant? You don't see much of singer's blistering vocal felt from ous close. the quently disjointed majority of population, as White Snake anymore. chords as he busts out on top the backing music. Bread compared to pre-90's non- Maybe it's just a trend of this ensemble. All things and Water played to the screaming metal. Back then, that's randomly surfaced, considered, the dude's actual- crowd well, and enthusiasts Unlike they tended to rock the wild- and likewise with others of previous well ly holding- up quite were right on top of some of ly high-pitched pincher-style its kind, it'll witness a relega- Music voice-wise. But without much the Explosions, such as fine back to the snappier verses. vocals, the gen- tion underground hesitation on I have my part, However, the band lacked a the winner of the tlemen from Iron Maiden alongside such notables as to say that Superjoint Ritual level of variance which (which in seem industrial's distorted retrospect key- event was not is a band that the have squeamish hard to might brought more of quantify as heavy). board or swing's stand-up of ear might not find suitable the crowd at Wilfs into their bass. immediately to their tastes considering performance (see: Live to I've heard "How cn That'll be totally fine for how obvious. prominent the torment- Air). Bread and Water's final me and all the other dyed-in- based screaming is. And I yet that be music? It's piece was fortunately their the-red screaming metal fans love it. and most obvious- out there because ticket strongest I know just yelling!" my screaming love ly heartfelt, and the Unlike previous Music prices will get cheaper. And group affair isn't shared by concluded the winner of every- bellowed on lesser their set on a Explosions, many as a aside, most of the high Talk to individu- body. many note. the event was not immediate- occasions fed-up parents out there will als over the of final age 40 (espe- by The final act of the ly obvious - indeed, the be able to grab themselves a night those with cially kids) and three vote down to a bit and was Lydian, a piece tally eame perturbed adults. of peace silence from tell how few they'll surely you the rock band that mere separating' points. 'non-music' they seem to straight-up they "just don't get this began In the end Lydian snatched so eminently despise. immediately pound- stuff'. I've heard the and came back screaming But ing out hard-hitting tunes. victory just how did this Perhaps nobody knows why "How that be music? can It's The guitar player dis- onto the stage to roar screaming vocal style take on screaming really happened, just yelling!" bellowed on reminded of a series of classic sucli a turbingly me a through strong- signifying but we do know that what many occasions by perturbed version of rock covers. This sets up an position for metal and why musicians and listeners posi- grown-up Telly adults. I can't but under- from contest for help the movie Kids - do love it? It could be it interesting people tively take away from is stand act their opinion on some assuming had Laurier's ultimate music that it releases some wild what counts. Jumping Telly given up basic level. But the of Live to reality his nefarious of - will it be jam band variety of emotional melt- around like a maniac to death practice the matter is they've just devirginizing girls Air, punk rock One Short or down for both vocalist and metal while pretending young never it. rock Insert gotten and taken the axe classic Lydian? listener, hitting far deeper you're in the band is always up I've been forced to think instead. this ominous conflict music here. within the footholds of sad- wicked-fun when smashed. Telly or not, about what I dig about then guy could play and play well ness and anger tradi- Wednesday February 4,2004 Entertainment 25

Something Funkification Project: A sign of things to come doesn't give DAVID GREISMAN

Cord Entertainment

On Tuesday, January 27th the Funkification Project in arrived with a bang Kitchener-Waterloo, and it

was going to take more than

a snowstorm to stand in its

way. Despite the inclement weather and the closing of schools, the Starlight

Lounge was rammed for a quality hip hop jam that

looks to be the first of find island with old flame many Congratulations! You yourself on an your similar events to expect in AND the new lover white You've achieved wearing only clothing. in the the K-W area very near and will live ever after! Thanks for enlightenment happily playing. future. the locals of the new united The Funkification Impressed by your diplomatic abilities, candy trophy and the bigger, Project to to is movement dedicated to Cameroonigeria take you a discotheque. There, they wish see longer luxury vehicles and a ask the all the DJing skills and you to spin most overplayed tune you the more extensive use of showcasing- positive your of and urban Do shake it like with Ya" Viagra. The film attempts to aspects hip hop know. you a polaroid picture "Hey (pi 2 bot- culture and that, according to with demonstrate to the viewer tom)? or bring the boys the yard "Milkshake"(page 19)? to their literature, "looks to that there is nothing wrong was a ducer the K-W communi- communities with Starlight Lounge very J€, with realizing that there can provide suitable venue for the can to see new the tools to initiate move- ty expect be an incompleteness in the Funkification and alternatives in ments of their own taste." Project popping up most affluent of individuals, has established a the near future. "I'd like With its origins in the hip reputation very but materialism is not neces- of its own for showcasing to funkify people's lives. hop hotbed of Toronto, the sarily the best solution. quality musical acts while Allow them to totally let Funkification Project has their include providing a stylish atmos- loose, dress own style, it now branched out to Who you should see with? and intimate environ- dance their own without K-W in the with phere way The movement, cougar that you keep ment. fear of fitting in and to its first stop being at ERIC CHOW 'accidentally' bumping into at The of to be popularity hip hop. encourage people con- StaffWriter Phil's. Starlight Lounge. urban culture and diversity scious of what they read,

has of in general skyrocketed hear from their student bod- Harry Sanborn(Nicholson) is My Take The popularity hip of late within the WLU ies and JC as peers." says that has an owner of the world's sec- This film certainly its hop and diversity in community. Examples of this ultimately the goal is to ond largest hip hop studio, funny moments. However, I include recent shows by "develop an atmosphere Drive By Records. He has feel what really killed a lot of has general skyrock- widely respected artists such that's comfortable, stylish, the everything a man could want the humour is fact that The Rascalz. Brassmunk and eted as of late within as intellectual intimate." in life: three assis- this film's most humourous personal of and Buck 65, all which This is surely a sign of good the moments tants, money up wazoo, a were prominently the WLU community were well things to come. large studio apartment, the displayed in its trailers, attended. Additionally this For those that would like of ability to mingle with beauti- thereby ruining a lot its to out about year saw the formation of find more the of the film Featuring Toronto's DJ ful celebrities and a lot tro- potential. Although FLAVUII (Finding Laurier's movement, or artists and MENSA as well as local tal- any phy girlfriends. Although he still generated a lot of laugh- Assertive Voice in locations associated with it. ent from WLU DJs SHEM realizes this fact, during a ter, the comedy plot ran right Hop), be sure to check out the fol- and T-LO. the crowd was Underground Hip visit to his current trophy into a wall once Harry WLU's first ever club, lowing: treated to a wide of hip hop wife's house he suffers a (Nicholson) and Erica array and the concurrent success blazin' music heart attack. It is at this time (Keaton) stopped their child- hip hop rang- of club president from old school to golden that he begins to wonder ish fighting. Once the bicker- ing K-W Resources ProJekSion's radio show, to current to what is missing in his life. ended, the plot became age joints, ing GROUNDBREAKER. fimkific ee com conscious All ationprqj t. to It gangsta to rap. Shortly, he begins compete very cheesy very quickly. Based the turnout at 11 acts on avu h. co in with his doctor for was hard to believe that incorporated tight pro- (Reeves) very well last Tuesday as duction and superior lyri- Starlight Groimdßreaker feat. the affection of Erica this potentially funny film as the of other well DJs who cut popularity' be cism, as as ProJekSiim 10- (Keaton). would so sappy But I am Mondays recent events, all indications and mixed so well that not going to lie to you: when they 11:30 that pm all suggest a significant Academic Value the film's humourous parts kept the crowd bouncing* movement is underway. rochesterakajmce.com night. The eighth wonder of the arrive, the laughter that is But what does a move- not consid- d istrictsixmusic. com world... the mystery that is created is of the side-splitting Although yet ment entail? to ered WLU the According* the mid-life crisis. What is it variety. A good example of a hotspot, Funkification Project pro- that drives men to search for this is the Viagra scene at the

the younger 'ego'? Is it their hospital. Also, the character ever shrinking libido? What development is above aver-

is under- with the big sports ears, age, One gets a better Presents: the characters the younger trophy girl- standing of friend, and the desire to gain and. begins to connect with

the the On missing piece of puz- certain personalities. a zle? It is probably the riddle side note, it's surprising to that will plague humankind actually comprehend that

indefinitely. Throughout the there was a point in time film, Nicholson attempts to when Keanu Reeves' films

prove that he is the master of were avoided like the plague

his universe and that he is in but now are sought after the

command of Claus chases of every aspect way Santa his life, for he attempts to chocolate chip cookies. his prove that massive ego is indeed to his Fact up par with Cheeky that phallus. But in the end, he Did you know Diane shows that his phallus is a bit Keaton, believes that the only

lacking and attempts to off- reason a radio works is set there the short-coining (no pun because are tiny people intended) by getting the who live inside the box and

and make the broadcasts? younger bustier eye-

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Committing Thoughtcrimez

show Art Thoughtcrimez brings original ideas and new

approaches to Kitchener art gallery... pretty freaky stuff

local it has artists; however, to go relatively undiscovered FRASER KING since grown to incorporate in its own backyard of other artists from Staff Writer many Toronto." around the world. While usu- Although the show's fea- The Thoughtcrimez art collec- ally restricting- their activity tured artists come from a tive has an art col- brought and art to the internet, this variety of different nations lection to Kitchener that is art show, one of two planned, and backgrounds, there is being hosted by the local all one unifying force behind to gallery, Zero One. of their work; that is, it is like the The art of Thoughtcrimez "Just book unique and different from artists is something- truly 1 984 by George everything* else. While some wonderful; from originating- artists, such as Graham a of art students dis- it seemed group Orwell, Roumieu. showed bitterly with the gusted design humourous and sardonic car- like comma ud with school The system, art they w i« toons done with ink and is produce and an idea... such provocative original paper, others, as non-traditional. Based prima- Calyton Hanmer, showed vast was the on the committing rily internet, organiz- canvasses that provoked er Luke Canning wrote that crime..." ultimate thought with their brutality his "to six goal was get peo- and simplicity.

ple to submit one of art in piece At the show's opening, or design on a weekly basis, addition to art connoisseurs, for the sake of just creating." shows some Thoutghterimez gallery staff and The name Thoughtcrimez art offline, "for the viewer to Thoughtcrimez organizer was born out of the same former experience away from a com- James Mclean, city aversion to the school design puter monitor and the hum councilor nominee David noted that system; Canning of a hard drive," noted Wellhauser was at the show. "just like the book 1954 the by Thoughtcrimez organizer While Wellhauser enjoyed Orwell, it seemed like George James Mclean. show, he told The Cord Weekly

coming with an up original While the primary reason that "some of this is just too idea or a new approach was- of the Thoughtcrimez art was intense. I may need to sit n't but commit- just wrong, to show this distinct art down for a little while."

the ultimate crime - ting a a beyond computer screen. The Thoughtcrimez art crime!" It is thought no sur- Canning was also hoping to show kicked off January 30, with an like and is prise, ideology generate some attention, par- runs until February 13 that, that Thoughtcrimez ticular in Canada. As being hosted at the down- artists of the produce some Canning noted. town Kitchener art gallery, most and interesting provok- "Thoughtcrimez has managed Zero to One Studios. Check ing art in the world. to become better known on out some of the amazing Thoughtcrimez originated the other side of the globe in Thoughtcrimez art at

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Jazzing it up

Laurier's Jazz Choir and Jazz

Ensemble rocked the house on

Saturday night... were you there?

JOHN MEDDICK Elizabeth Taylor would have Cord Arts gotten a kick out of hearing' the performance of The

Have had of you ever one Shadow of Your Smile.

those daydreams where After a brief intermission

to you're sitting- somewhere, (and a quick adventure

only to be attacked by a the facilities), the second whom group of pirates you half of the performance must fight off with brave began. Jazz Ensemble direc- To heroic tactics? be honest I tor, Ron Schirm, approached

had a similar one today, only the stage and introduced the

with ninjas and set to a Jazz rest of the ensemble after an soundtrack. initial performance of St.

I was at the WLXJ Jazz the Louis Blues, a piece by Choir and Ensemble of per- self-proclaimed "Father formance this past Saturday, Jazz," W.C. Handy. The show at the Maureen Forrester boomed with further pieces Recital Hall. I was a little including' David Mr. apprehensive about attend- Springfield's Nn More first Miles High, ing' my 'University Nice Guy and 500 musical performance. Sure, a work by the jazz legend,

we had plenty of them back Chick Corea.

in high school, but I always As mentioned earlier I'm

used them as a break to not too familiar with jazz, so

with jump in a van some I had no idea what to expect. chums and head to the Tim The girls at the coat cheek Horton's down the street. were really nice and I got a

This time, I felt the cut handed however, paper whenI was circumstances of the were a little a program all part different- seeing; as how I theatre experience I suppose.

was supposed to write an As for the show I was gener- article about the show, I con- ally impressed. The pieces cluded it might be best if I were well rehearsed, which to attend this time. were resulted in a quality per- Jazz choir director Jane of WLU's formance by some Gingerieh opened the per- music students. formance Got of with pieces I've The next performance and the World on a String by the WLU Jazz Ensemble Harold Alien, and Georgia Jazz Choir is coming up on On Hall My Mind by Hoagy March 21 at the Recital Carmicheal. who Anyone on campus. enjoyed the 1965 classic film Sandpiper, starring