High And Dry by Mark Dillon "I was in my room when 1 heard a weird An act of vandalism early Wednesday noise that didn't stop. When 1 opened the morning caused Walsh Hall to lose water door, I saw all this water coming down the pressure throughout the day and flooded stairway," said McHugh. "The top valve on stairwells on the east side of the building. the 13th floor was open, so 1 ran up and tur- Vandals broke into Walsh's water tower ned it off." at approximately 2 a.m. and turned off the Seniors Richard Duprey and Kevin Sut- main valves that supply the building, accor- tlehan were with him at the time. Duprey ding to Resident Director Bill Deichler. The alerted security. vandals then turned on Walsh's emergency "It sounded like a loud shower," said water system on the 13th floor and fled. Duprey. "It was like a waterfall coming Deichler said there are no suspects in the down the stairs." case. Deichler said the water tower's main Residents on the upper floors spent the pump ran continuously following the van- afternoon and evening trying to make due dals' action, draining the system and without water, while physical plant estimated reducing pressure in the building. The pump damage. then broke and pressure dropped completely. The building's emergency system ran for Deichler said late Wednesday night that the several minutes, sending water cascading building was running on an auxiliary pump down the east side stairwells. Ray McHugh, and that water pressure was gradually being FC '84, a resident of suite 1101, ran upstairs restored. A replacement pump will be in- to turn off the valve. Contiiiued on page 15

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Kxis.inK Scale:!"-16' by Steve Lalli system." When students return to Rose Hill this New tables and seats will be added to the fall, they will find a new student pub, sub- new dining area said Phelps. Improvements stanial changes in the Ramskellar, and a on the serving areas will also be made. The smaller bookstore. Ramskellar will also receive new lighting and The University plans to build a larger decorative features. Ki'inou' Wull New Himk\\:ill pub over the summer utilizing space now oc- "The purpose of the whole thing is to cupied by the University Shop. The pub will generally improve the food service areas," penalty was assessed, of books [at the beginning of each semester] "There is no overriding justification to penalties that were assessed were for the Ac- tion party's failure to follow the regulations also criticized the Elections Committee's out of the gym or Lombardi [Center]. Their determine that bias existed in the Elections decision. [the bookstore's] function and services will Committee's decision," the Court's decision established at the beginning of the campaign period. "It's nothing less than tyranny when a remain exactly the same." read. "You can't say that it [the letter] didn't group of people can come in and disrupt a "All the books will be sold from the The decision also stated that Jhere is' no store," said Arthur Brennan, manager of the affect the vote," said Spearman, "That's democratic election," said Colletta, "1 think basis for questioning sanctions imposed by the penalties were really excessive, especially University Shop. "Nothing will be ridiculous." the USG Elections Committee." when you bring it clown to the class levels.! eliminated," Spearman also said he could not under- The Action party was penalized 26 per- The people who had to suffer from it had However, Executive Vice President Paul stand shy, at the end of the election, the Ac- cent of their total vote lor a letter signed by nothing to do with the letter." Reiss said the University is considering selling tion party had submitted their banner to the Dennis and mailed to campus clus leaders According to the Court, "We have no books during the first two weeks of the Elections Committee and not the letter. before the designated period. Charges were jurisdiction to change such decisions, semester in the McGinley Center Ballroom. Dennis believes that the letter could not filed by Difference Presidential Candidate because we cannot substantiate allegations of According to McGowan, programming have affected the voting for class govern- Matthew Boyle, FC '85, with the USG Court. severe penalties or biased decision-making. and activities now held in the Ramskellar ments. Only the executive slates of USG, Defending the Action party, USG We do not feel that we have adequate would continue unchanged. Mixers, for Fordham College, and the College of President John Dennis, CHA '85, argued that guidelines to determine the numerical aspect example, would remain. The Ramskellar Business Administration should have been the penalty for the violations was too high. of the penalties involved." "should function pretty much as il has," affected, he said. Dennis accused the Elections Committee "If they [the Court] fail to address this McGowan said. Spearman was not available to release of overlooking the seriousness or "lack ol measure," said Dennis, "they're going to set Phelps said the Ramskellar as a dining the voting results from the election, but the seriousness" of the violations, how the a precedent that will hurt people for a long area will luive virtually ihc same menu as the violations affected the vote, and student 26 percent penalty did force six class gover- main cafeteria. Snacks will continue to be nment candidates to lose their positions. time to come." court decisions of previous years. Continued on page 15 sold in the Ramskellar. In addition, Phelps "As far as I'm concerned, we were They were: 13d Boland, FC '86, Action Presi- plans expanded salad, soup, and yogurt bars, 2/THE RAM/THURSDAY, APRIL 12,1984

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Thursday, April 12 Wednesday, April 18 Coffeehouse: TO.P. presents Open Mike Night at 8:30 p.m. in Lacrosse vs. Columbia at 3:30 p.m. Away. Rooms 234-235. Ramskellar Mixer 9 p.m. Cinevents presents Educating Rita at 10:30 a.m., 8 and 10:30 p.m. in Keating 1st. Fordham University Blood Drive 9:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. in the Olympic-style Free Boxing Clinic. Tuesdays and Thursdays McGinley Center. throughout April in the Lombardi Center Multipurpose Room at 8 p.m. Volleyball on court five on Tuesdays during activity periods, Friday, April 13 Thursdays at 7:30 p.m. and Sundays at 3:30 p.m. All are Women's Softball vs. Lehman College at 3:30 p.m. Home. welcome.-Come in and play for fun! Lacrosse vs. Pace at 3:30 p.m. Away. WAC. Mixer with Live Band at 9 p.m. in the Cafeteria. Saturday, April 14 Crew. Manhattan Invitational at the Harlem River. WAC. New York Nightclub Night in the Ballroom

Sunday, April 15 Lacrosse vs. Manhattan College at 1 p.m. Home. Monday, April 16 PSA and the Puerto Rican/Latin American Studies Program present Ms. Janet Schenk who will speak on conditions in El Salvador and the f ilm In the Name of Democracy at 7:30 p.m. in the Faculty Lounge. Women's Softball vs. Ramapo at 3:30 p.m. Away. Coffeehouse. TO.P. presents "The Roommate Game" at 8:30 p.m. in Rooms 234-235.

Tuesday, April 17 The Psychology Club and Department present Mr. Nathan Kogan from the New School of Social Research who will speak on "Reflections on Age Stereotyping" at 1 p.m. in Dealy Hall, Room 301. Refreshments will be served. Cultural Affairs: Tickets will go on sale for the American Ballet presentation of Cinderella at 12:30 p.m. in the McGinley Center. Tickets are $10 each. Happy Easter and Passover!!! The bus for Death of a Salesman will leave at 6:15 p.m. in front of the McGinley Center. PSA presents the film classic Battle of Algiers, which depicts the struggle against French colonialism in Africa, at 7:30 p.m. in Keating 1st. Art History Lecture. Dr. Jack Spalding will speak on "Holy Week and Art" at 12:30 p.m. in Keating 110.

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Date. . Place Time Admission Requirements 01 interest To: ..••; v •*'• ' y ColU'fjtf I I (HA M General f'ublu DEADLINE: FRIDAY AT 4PM ... 1 Grad Students I 1 other Uwn completion ol tMt lorm. Please return io ! Members of f ordh.un University Only Calendar Commutes Campus cintir Directors otilce THE RAM/THURSDAY, APRIL 12,1984/3 Sildent Clubs Evaluate SAO Of SAC

by Dan Vincelette "It seems more people are satisfied with A long delayed evaluation of the Student SAC in theory than in practice," said Donald Activities Council conducted among club Moore, S.J., a faculty SAC member. leaders by the United Student Government "Part of the dissatisfaction will be taken was released at Tuesday's SAC meeting. care of by the improvements in com- "Most of the comments are negative," munication," said Ramsey, in reference to said former USG President Daniel Madden, new club mailboxes in the Student Activities who conducted the survey. "The only way office and open SAC meetings to be conduc-

All students who pay a student activity fee have the right to address SAC to see / was disappointed with the number of where their money is going. responses, ft was not representative at —Patricia Ramsey all. —Julia

1 people would be happy is if SAC had an ted next semester. It was decided at i unlimited pool of money." meeting that SAC minutes of all meetings will The survey was distributed to the be distributed through the boxes. £ presidents of .04 student clubs before the College of Business Administration [beginning of the fall semester. Only 34 ques- failings. "I don't pretend that it's perfect," Dean David Stuhr, a SAC member, said that, tionnaires were returned, and the results were disappointed with the number of responses. he said. "A lot of the questions were loaded while the survey was the "best that could be It was not representative at all," said Hall. |tabulated and analyzed by computer by to get comments from the club leaders." done under the circumstances," he felt that She said, however, that the com- |patricia Ramsey, a fac'ulty member of SAC. Of the club leaders polled, 76.5 percent there was an "element of bias" present in the munication improvements were a "big step" "The questionnaire could have been gave SAC a "fair" evaluation, while 23,3 way the survey was conducted. and that open meetings were "something that Idesigned better," said Ramsey. "It does tell percent gave the Council a "poor" "There's going to be bias in any has always been discussed" in SAC. |us, however, what we could be doing better." evaluation. No one said that SAC's perfor- questionnaire," responded Ramsey, who The open SAC meetings will be held in Madden conceded that the survey had mance was "excellent." also called for an annual SAC evaluation the McGinley Center Ballroom, The Council "I don't think we're doing poorly," said survey at the meeting. will conduct a regular meeting, and then « Ramsey. "By the nature of our job, we're SAC Chairperson Julia Hall expressed students will be able to ask questions or make i going to make people unhappy. We can't displeasure with the questionnaires. "I was comments at an open microphone with a time give everybody everything they want." limit. According to the survey, 53 percent of "All students who pay a student activity those questioned felt that SAC's current fee have the right to address SAC to see method of allocating funds was either "ex- where their money is going," said Ramsey. cellent" or "satisfactory." Forty-seven per- Many SAC members felt that the open cent felt that SAC did a "poor" job of allot- meetings would be beneficial. "I've always ting student monies. felt the only problem SAC had is one of Sixty-five percent of the participants felt legitimacy," said Stuhr. "We are perceived that SAC was successful in serving the by our constituency as making arbitrary and student body, and 40.6 percent of the club capricious decisions. Openness will help leaders felt there were "too many faculty and eliminate this perception problem." administration on SAC."

The only way people would be happy is We are perceived by our constituency as making arbitrary and capricious decisions. if SA C had an unlimited pool of money. Openness will help eliminate this percep- —Daniel Madden tion problem, p. ... ., Ci . ' —Dean David Stuhr

USG Student Activities Council Evaluation Results

SAC's Overall Performance

As a club officer, how would you evaluate the performance of the SAC (his past year? The priorities, as stated in the Student Handbook, for the distribution of allocated Excellent (0%) Fair (76.5%) Poor (23.3%) funds are: How would you describe your knowledge of the workings of SAC? a) The educational and personal development of Fordham students by providing co- curricular and extra-curricular activities which will foster the greatest interaction Veiy Knowledgeable (II.8%) Knowledgeable (50.0%) Limited (38.2%) among fellow students How knowledgeable do you feel SAC is about your club? b) Services provided to the student body as a whole will stimulate intellectual growth and Very Knowledgeable (6.1%) Knowledgeable (18.2%) Limited (75.8%) allow for involvement in activities which will Foster practical experiences How often do you hear from your budget liason? c) Opportunities for the social and cultural activities that are not readily available to the Often (20.6%) Once or twice during a Never (38.2%) student body semester (41.2%) How successful has SAC been in following these guidelines? How would you describe your relationship with your budget liason? Highly (17.6%) Moderately (52.9%) Not Successful (29.4%) Excellent (15.6%) Satisfactory (28.1 %) Poor (56.3%) Do you believe the three above-stated provisions for (he expenditures of money are the Does your budget liason contact you when your budget is approved? criteria SAC should follow in allocating money? Yes (37.5%) No (62.5%) Yes (87.5%) No (12.5%) What is your main method of learning about SAC's decisions? It has been brought to the attention of the USG that, since many small clubs are being The Ram (61.8%) Your budget liason (8.8%) Other club officers (0%) recognized by the ISd Senate, there is less money to be allocated to the existing clubs. Other means (23,5%) I don't learn about SAC's decisions (5.9%) Do you agree? Did you know that any club officer is allowed to obtain a copy of the minuted SAC meetings? Yes'(61.3%) No (38.7%) Yes( 7,6%) No(92.4%) Do you feel SAC meetings should be open? Yes (81.8%) No (18.2%) Future Direction Are you satisfied with the current system of allocating money? Yes (32.4%) No (67.6%) Do you believe there arc too many faculty and administration on SAC? The Budget Process Yes (40.6%) No (18,8%) About Right (40.6%) How would you evaluate your knowledge of SAC's budgetary procedures? How much of an influence should USG have in the allocation of funds? Very Knowledgeable (17,6%) Knowledgeable (50.0%) Not Knowledgeable (32.4%) A Great Deal (24.2%) Moderate (57.6%) No Influence (18.2%) According to the Student Handbook, upon the inception of SAC, the Budget Committee How much influence should Dean Sullivan and Vice President Raddock have on the was given the responsibility of dispersing student activities funds to the undergraduate student Assistant Chairperson of SAC? colleges of Rose Hill. How would you describe the current method of allocating tunds? Total (0%) Moderate (67.6%) No Control (32.4%) Excellent (2.9%) Satisfactory (50%) Poor(47.1%) How much influence have these individuals had on the student Assistant Chairperson? According to the Student Handbook, the funds available to student clubs, organizations, Total (37.5%) Moderate(58.3%) No Control (4.2%) and areas of development for student activities are to he allocated in the manner tiy Do you believe the students on SAC this year accurately represented (he beliefs of their which the Fordhum University student body us a whole might be served. How successful fellow students? has SAC been in achieving this objective? Yes(12.5%) No (21.9%) Most, but not all (65.6%) Highly Successful (3.1 %) Successful (62.5%) Unsiiccesslul (34.4 /,.) ~: % J.v. - -. ^ «,•>_* > >?\ : _.

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Registration 9:30 AM Start 10:30 AM THE RAM/THURSDAY, APRIL 12,1984/5 Dorm Renovations Begin For Fall by Dan McLaughlin $1.2 and $1.3 million will be spent on con- More than $2 million in Rose Hill dorm struction work and another $100,000 to renovations are expected to be completed this $150,000 will be spent on new furnishings. summer, and preparation for the largest Winnifred Wegman, Dean of Residen- project began this week. tial Life, said that when renovations are The basement and fourth and fifth completed, Hughes Hall "will be set up as a floors of Hughes Hall will be prepared for residence hall should be." The top two floors use in the fall semester, and one elevator and will use the quad system and accommodate a shaft for a second planned elevator will be 100 new residents. Hughes will have three installed. The roof on Martyrs' Court will floors designated for males, with the top two also be repaired to prevent leaking. floors reserved for females. Renovations in The renovations of Hughes Hall have the basement include a new Resident Direc- already begun. tor's office, a recreational lounge, a music "This will allow us to get an early start practice room and a study room. and a timely completion," said Physical Security improvements in Martyrs' Plant Director Edward MacGrath of the Court will also be made during the summer, early starting dale. said Wegmann. New bedroom locks will be Demolition is currently underway to put in some of the suites to prevent intruders remove the offices and laboratories that were and alarms will be installed on doors facing last used by Fordham Prep. The renovations Martyrs' lawn. The alarms will be turned on are being done by the Andron Construction after dark, This will make it easier for the Company, which sub-contracted the area to be patrolled by security," she added. demolition work to Manhattan Construction The emergency lighting system will also Company. be upgraded in Martyrs' Court. Dan Hughes, the construction foreman, Spellman Hall will have some work done said the demolition of the existing structure on its exterior and terrace, and the electrical and the removal of the debris will be com- wiring will be upgraded in all the rooms. pleted by April 13. Hughes reported that ap- Queen's Court will have some exterior proximately 135 tons of plastic and wood has stone work done as well as some bathroom been removed from the top two floors. The improvements made over the summer. material is dropped through a metal tube that Some of the slate in Walsh Hall showers is attached to the building by scaffolding into may be replaced, if necessary. Wegmann said a dumpster. According to Hughes, the some "experimentation" with the shower project is "right on schedule." slate would have to be done over the summer Ove the summer scaffolding will be erec- to discover the solution to problems that ted on the sides of the building in order to have developed, Refrigerators and stoves will remove the dormer windows on the fifth continue to be replaced in Walsh Hall, but floor. The windows will be replaced with this will be done "sporadically" with only the flat roof windows, and the ceiling of the fifth weakest appliances being replaced, said floor will be lowered. Wegmann. MacGrath estimated the cost of St. John's Hall will have its hall recar- renovation and refurbishing of the affected peted and some furniture replaced. Keith Above: Hughes Hall before renovation of its lower three floors in the summer floors will cost $1.7 million, He said between Plaza will also receive new furniture. of 1982. A dministrators still consider it a temporary dorm. Law Library Named by Melissa Goodman Nally, a 1920 graduate of the school, and fir- The library and amphitheater of the $8 st president of the Fordham Law Alumni million project to expand Fordham Law Association. McNally was an associate School will be named after two distinguished justice of the Appellate Division of the New law school alumni. York State Supreme Court for 15 years. Prior El Salvador The expanded law library will be named to his appointment to the Appellate Division, in memory of Leo T. Kissam, a member of he was a justice of the State Supreme Court the Class of 1923 and benefactor of a $2.5 of New York and Bronx counties and had Film and Discussion million bequest to the law school. Kissam, a been the United States Attorney for the senior partner of the Manhattan firm of Southern District of New York. McNally was Kissam, Halpin & Genovese, was a practising also well known for his successful campaign attorney for over 50 years and was recognized to require the motto "In God We Trust" to appear in every New York State courtroom. as an expert in large-scale anti-trust litigation and was well-known in the New York finan- "The practice of law in New York City cial community. Kissam also served as gover- has been the poorer for their absence," said nor and officer of the alumni association and Law School Dean John D. Feerick. "But in In the Name of was the director of the Automobile Club of their wisdom and generosity, Leo Kissam and New York for more than 40 years. Justice McNally have found a way to con- In recognition of an $800,000 bequest tinue to enrich the profession by providing the best possible facilities for the education Democracy the new 256-seat amphitheater will be named in honor of the late Justice James B.M. Mc- of the best possible lawyers." Lincoln Center Followed by discussion with Bob Armstrong from North American Congress Ramblings on Latin America and co-author of El Salvador: The Face of Revolution "The money will go to 'Ox Fam' and by Norecn Kelly 'Bread for the World'," said Circle K"com- The Blood Drive sponsored by the mittee chairperson Lisa Boros, CLC '84, American Red Cross from April 10-12 has "and will also be used to buy books (on not had a very large turnout at Lincoln Cen- world hunger) for the public." ter. The two-day fast and fundraiser takes "The recruiter is not doing a very good place once each semester of every year. The job," said Shirley Leslie, a Red Cross volun- Circle K organization works to send money teer, "There should be at least four or five and support to poor and undernourished people every 15 minutes." nations. Over the three-clay span, 76 pledges of "Last semester, we made $700 in the two donations were made. Compared to the days. We hope to make at least equal that student enrollment and size of the Univer- amount," said Circle K treasurer John sity's staff, a very small percentage Monday, April 16 Tumelty,CLC84... registered. The majority of donations were Wednesday, April 18, is "Blue Nun from students in comparison to ad- 7:30 P.M. Night" in the Pub from 7 to 10 p.m. There ministrators and staff... will be door pri7.es of T-shirts and mirrors for In a national moot court competition of lucky patrons... USG Elections arc April 30, Faculty Lounge over 40 teams sponsored by Fordham Law May 1-3. Candidates have until Thursday, School, Fordham Law placed second losing April 19, to submit entries... La Sociedad by . 137th of a point to the College of William McGinley Center will be sponsoring the lecture on "AIDS of and Mary. The case concerning International B-Cell Disease," April 30, 3 to 4:30 p.m. in Securities Fraud was judged by two federal Room 816... "Master Minds Finals" - May and district court justices and a vice president 2 in the Pub at 9:30 p.m. An evening of brain of the New York Stock Exchange. teasers and mind bogglers in trivia pursuit Circle K conducted its bi-annual two- style presented by the Non-Traditional Enter- day fast and charity run April 9-10 in the Plaza. tainment Committee. I The Inquiring Photographer Attention Class of '84 think L V> a fffezwm'

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1922 - Class Spirit Reinstituted? A Fordham graduate has suggested that the seating system in the cafeteria be reinstituled. am Umv.nty Broni NY Under the somewhat older system, students sat together according to their class standing. This "made for better college spirit," accor- ^ourt convicts Fordham five'; ding to the graduate. The present system in question allowed the student to sit wherever they wished. 1939 - Spellman becomes Bishop entencing slated for May 20 Msgr. Francis Joseph Spellman of the Class of 1911 was appointed as Archbishop of New York by Pope Pius XII. He has been termed as a "diplomat, scholar, and a man of wide experience." 1941 - The "HonorSystem"at Fordham? In a letter to the editor, a student suggested that the final examinations be given on an honor system basis, whereby the teacher would give the directions, the examination and leave the room. His reasoning? "If the Fordham teachers think that highly about the integrity, honesty and trustworthiness of their pupils, then they must be good." 1958 - President Explains Tuition Increases Fr. Lawrence McGinley announced tuition will increase from $700 to $850 clue to in- s**S --M "*' creased costs in maintenance, salaries, and "the creation of new services necessary to prepare today's students for tomorrows complicated world." McGinley also stated that "no student will be forced to leave college because of this increase." Some things will never change... dham's very own Ramses XIX. (And you Rev. James Finlay, S.J., announced three After a disasterous housing lottery, RHA 1962 • The Elephant That Wasn't thought our elections were a zoo.) graduate-level programs to be implemented suggested a Town Meeting in order to inform As part of a USG election campaign, one en- 1970 - Court Convicts "Fordham Five" in Tarrytown, New York. Finlay once again and discuss the lottery problems with the terprising group of freshmen candidates The five students who seized the Ad- stated his commitment to both the Rose Hill residence population. The problem of hired the elephant from the Ringling Bros, ministration Building as protest to ROTC and Lincoln Center campuses, saying that tripling under the ancient point system circus to appear at Fordham. However due to presence on campus were convicted of this move "in no way changes or erodes For- allowed 44 seniors to become closed out of a delayed arrival, the elephant could not ap- criminal trespassing. The students faced sen- dham's campus location in or educational Walsh Hall. The Town Meeting was called to pear. All was not lost when the elephant's tencing later on that semester. commitments in New York City." "clear up any confusion and clarify the female rider posed for cameras with For- 1976 - Finlay Announces Graduate School Plans 1983 - RHA to Discuss New Lottery System issues."

program. Models Dairy products are included in his diet to keep his complexion healthy. "I have yogurt every night for dinner, also milk and ice Children's Developmental Center Continued from page 9 cream, and I always stay away from fried foods," said brown-eyed Sambolin, "I'm presents the "They just suggest, but suggest for them is a also supposed to work out every other day." big word, kind of like Mom used to say '1 Satnbolin's engagements or modeling Thomas}. Oliva Jr. Symposium Series suggest you do this, which means you better sessions usually last approximately four doit." hours. "During the first hour it's just having at St. John's University Sambolin describes his relationship with makeup put on and dressing up. The second his agent in this way: "They practically own hour is still photos, the third is action shots entitled me, because I have to wear what they want which are a lot of fun and the fourth hour is me to and follow a diet and workout videos—kind of like a fashion show. Sambolin enjoys modeling because it's not that hard and it pays for my social life, my clothes, and my spending money." Sambolin's "big break" occurred when he appeared in GQ magazine. "Through that I got a lot of other photo sessions," he says happily. "I'm up for the cover of Homme Teilhard tic Chardin magazine in a few months. I'm competing against two other models." "Competing" in modeling entails passing photos from judge "Personalizing the Universe — to judge until a decision is made. Sambolin is confident of his chances and hopes to be the Man and Woman cover model. Browsing through Sambolin's room in in Teilhard's Thought" New Hall, one can see a mannequin in his loft. "Oh that's George the Mannequin," says Sambolin. George is wearing a white, brown, yellow and maroon striped shirt, a red, brown and tan plaid blazer and a pink SPEAKERS scarf. The outfit was topped with a white Peugeot cap. "I just dress him up in trendy Dr. Salvatore V. Ambrosino clothes," says Sambolin, as he smiles and Dr. Emily M. Binns blushes. "I change his clothes every so of- ten." Dr. Ewert Cousins Buck's advice — "Just look good and Dr. Joseph A. Grau Junior Joe Dedio hope you'll be discovered," he said as he leaned back on his chair, "It might happen." Dr. Donald P. Gray Dr. Bernard B. Perlman BIOSTATISTICS and MENTAL HEALTH St. John's University Campus at University Center Building Columbia University Predoctoral fellowships in Biostatistics are availablef^ well quaHiied H 11 students through an NIMH training program in Mental ff ™™ Applications received by May 31,1984 will be considered for Fall 1984 Sat, April 28,1984 9a.m.-5p.m. admission. For information about Biostatistics programs Jt Columbia, write to P.E. Shrout, Ph.D., CUSPH Biostatistics, 600 W. 168th Street, For further information 212-752-1384 New York, NY 10032. Make a good buy before you say goodbye.

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hat do Ronald Reagan and John the agent of one of his friends back home in Dennis have in common? They are New Jersey. "I'm managed by a talent agent Wboth model/actors turned Presidents. in Manhattan, and he sends me out on Many Fordham students are taking ad- assignments." Dedio has done print work, vantage of the University's closeness to the TV and radio commercials and an ABC After city to pursue modeling careers. This For- School Special, The Great Love Experiment. dham Focus features four of Fordham'-s His commercials include Atari, Planter's models: John Dennis, CBA '85, Joe Dedio, Corn Chips, Diet Coke, Datsun and Desenex. "1 did a radio commercial for Atari with WPLJ's Jim Kerr," says Dedio. One of Fordham Focus Dedio's favorite commericals is an interna- tional 30-second spot for Datsun. "I went out to Montauk, Long Island, with six other teenagers. We were put up in a hotel for five days, and we worked with Japan's rock star with Virginia Keating "Julie," who is comparable to David Bowie. This week Dedio is filming a commer- FC '85, Missy Hawthorn, FC '87, and Irv cial concerning the dangers of drunk driving. "Buck" Sambolin, FC'85. "This is my first really meaningful commer- John Dennis cial," said Dedio, "and I'm looking forward Dressed in jeans and a tan jacket, newly- to doing it." elected United Student Government Although Dedio enjoys his career, his President John Dennis relaxes in his Walsh education always comes first. But being an Hall apartment. GQ magazines are scattered actor/model does have its advantages. "It across the cluttered coffee table. The junior pays For my tuition," he says with a smile, was "discovered" by a manager while per- "All the money that I make goes towards my forming in a high school production (A Fun- education." ny Thing Happened on the Way to the Dedio stresses that most producers want Forum) in Jersey City, New Jersey. commercials to look authentic. "A lot of "Someone introduced me to a manager who times I even wear my own clothes," says was looking for the lead for a movie. 1 was Dedio, clad in pin-striped jeans and a Ford- too tall, but he liked me,"says the blue-eyed ham windbreaker. "1 really enjoy it. A lot of Dennis. my friends are on the soaps. I'm also good on camera Being spotted by a manager is only the friends with senior Patti Walsh, who does beginning. Dennis explains that luck is very commercials, too." and on campus much a part of the acting/modeling field. TV exposure and all, the life of an actor "People think that once a person [scout] fin- is not easy. "1 can audition for 10 commer- ds you, you're in. That's not true. Last sum- cials and, hopefully, I'll get one. You have to mer I went out on a lot of auditions. I got be very persistent and able to accept rejec- called back, but 1 didn't get any jobs," says tion. 1 think commercials are fun, but it's a Dennis, as the smile on his face slowly fades. very hectic day, and you have to do the same Although Dennis has not talked to his thing over and over again." Hawthorn enjoys the travel oppor- model. "I did some fur shots for Emelio manager in a few months, he is still interested As far as Dedio's future career, he says tunities that modeling offers. "Last summer Gucci and there were 25 to 30 people staring in pursuing his modeling career. "I haven't that he would like to do a "big-time movie or I was supposed to go to Paris, but I got at me along with lights and cameras. Mean- talked to my manager, because right now I a soap, I'd like to get into entertainment and mono," she says, running her fingers while, photographers were turning me and have many different interests. If you want to law, so that I can continue to do commer- through her long hair, "I might, go another telling me what to do and how to look. It's be a success in the field, it's got to be the cials. I'd also like to work at an advertising summer, though." not as glamorous as it's cracked up to be. single thing that you do," agency writing commercials.'' The most recent modeling adventure People don't realize how long it takes to The 20-year-old finance/marketing Missy Hawthorn that Hawthorn experienced was a trip to the shoot just one picture for a magazine." major describes his success as "limited." "I Casually reclining on her bunk bed in Bahamas over the Christmas break. "It was Another typical engagement for modeled for an illustration in the October Hughes Hall is freshman Missy Hawthorn, for World Tennis magazine's March issue. Hawthorn was for Rolling Stone magazine. issue of TV Guide. Other than that my most wearing an oversized white sweatshirt, gold We modeled tennis wear, of course," she "They picked me up at my house in New recent modeling has been for The Ram and chains, dangling earrings and Cajvins. says. "And we did things like running into Rochelle and drove me out to the Hamptons the paper.'' The blonde was featured in the 1983 the water from the tennis courts. I got to for the weekend. The ad was for a stereo Dennis' immediate future calls for a "Faces of the 80s" calendar distributed by keep two pairs of sneakers, because I got system, and it took the whole weekend to haircut. Why? "Because I want to get into a the Ford Modeling Agency. Hawthorn's mud all over them," she chuckles. achieve four pictures. I had to sit on the particular agency," says Dennis. "The modeling career began two years ago, when How does Hawthorn react when she sees stereo, lay across the speakers, stand next to money is tremendous, and you can make she was still in high school. She was riding an herself in magazines? "Well, 1 don't usually it, etc. I was being watched by everybody on minimally $100 an hour." Dennis presently elevator in a department store when she like the way I look," she says sheepishly. "In the beach. I couldn't really pay attention to has a manager who deals solely with acting, noticed a woman staring at her. The'woman the picture from the Bahamas my mouth was anybody, because I had to hear what my f therefore he is still free to sign with a turned ou . to be a scout for the Ford wide open, because I was laughing, I don't, photographer was saying. Sometimes people modeling agent. A haircut might just be his Modeling Agency. know why they chose that one." stop and stare at me, and I figure 'Why am I shortcut to success. Plans for the cut are in The slender, 5'8" freshman describes Choosing the photographs for printing doing this?' " the making. "Something more conservative, herself as "very athletic." Although she says is a complex process. "They know what Hard work and- all, Hawthorn finds parted on the side. I'm looking in magazines she does not adhere to a diet, she watches they're looking for, and they want to achieve many benefits to working as a model. "I get now for something I'll look good in," says what she eats, and confesses to drinking diet that certain look or feeling." Hawthorn to meet a lot of people, especially girls my Dennis, grinning. Coke "allday." thinks that sometimes they (photographers) own age from all over the world." As far as A subscription to GQ (Gentleman's "I haven't done that much work recently," do really "silly" things. "They shot four the financial beneits, Hawthorn says, "Well, Quarterly) demonstrates his interest in says the striking green-eyed blonde, "This was rolls of film in the Bahamas just to get a I love to buy clothes and, of course, there's keeping up with the newest styles. "I read my freshman year and I wanted to concen- Wilson 7 [tennis ball] against the blue sky." always the phone bill. I love to go down to GQ because 1 like fashion." trate on my schoolwork, but next year I Getting comfortable in front of the the Underground in the city." Although Dennis is interested in planned my schedule so that I will get out camera is something that takes a while to get Hawthorn's advice for aspiring models modeling, it is not something that he has early and then I can work." used to, and it's an absolute must for a — "If you go to an agency, bring photos — been striving for. "Ifl become successful, I'll some beautiful people just cannot take it as far as I can, but I'd like to be a. photograph well, and that's what the lawyer and that's why I'm not pushing. The business is all about.'' business is 'iffy' and 'chancy,' and fate is a Irv "Buck" Sambolin problem is you're going to make it your life. I Junior Irv Sambolin, better known as think I'll be more satisfied as a lawyer than "Buck," started his modeling career in his standing in front of a camera for the rest of freshman year at Canisius College in Buffalo. my life," he concluded. "They were filming Best Friends with Goldie Hawn and Burt Reynolds, and, while doing a The USG President is definitely not the crowd scene, they picked me out. I started only Fordham student who is involved in a working for an agency called Buffalo Arts. modeling/acting career. Joe Dedio Since Sambolin transferred to Fordham, Junior Joe Dedio transferred to Ford- he's been with an agency called Click. "Since ham from William Patterson College in New I'm a smaller build, 1 don't appear much in American magazines, although I've been in Jersey as a second semester sophomore so GQ twice. "Buck" is with the foreign sub- that he could be closer to the city. "It's very sidiary of Click and does French fashion. convenient being so close to the city," says brown-eyed Dedio. "And since I've been at But the buck doesn't stop here. Sam- bolin's job goes beyond his photo sessions. Fordham, I've done eight commercials." Dedio travels downtown into the city "I'm also a trendsetter. They tell me what every day whether it's for pictures, visiting to wear and how to look in my social life to see if the fashions catch on," Sambolin ex- agents, or auditioning. "I'm sometimes plains. He thought it was "stupid" at first, called the same day to go into the city," he until last semester. "Last fall 1 was wearing says. "Today 1 got a call at 12:30 p.m. for a 3 one of those white hats with Haps on the back p.m. Minute Maid commercial. I rushed to the mixers. And I've seen at least five back to Fordham to catch my 6:00 class." John Dennis, left; people on campus wearing the same kind of Pursuing a career and being a full-time Hap hat!" student is a difficult task. "My teachers are Buck Sambolin, above Sambolin looks at fashion as his hobby. very understanding," says Dedio, "And 1 "I love clothes," he says. His agency only miss a class when 1 book something, not "suggests" what he should wear on campus. just for an audition," Continued on pane 7 Dcdio's acting career began when he met 10---. Liberal Arts& SERVING CAMPUS ANB COMMUNITY SINCE VfM*

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TW I ahmit} plan* to expand the Ro§* Hill pob at the expense of th* Lniversit) Shop tfct mmmtt. Tfe* Mt Center bookstore's *pace will be cut b> about one-third, while u *ill b< made to the Ranvskeliar. More students »ill be able to eat and drink sit- ting al n*» furniture under improved lighting with a partition-free. *ociall> conducive at- mmpk-trt, Oil — SIM.OOQ. W fe.> could ivk for armhinj; more? It would appear that the Administration's proposed reBo*i!)'>ni ire Jt bonanza for student life and a neces.>.ar> solution to two problems — full consplurvce »sih Nf* ^ ork Mate taw prohibiting persons under 19 years of awe from entering 4ir<3.» * h*re ikoho! is jentd and the need for an expanded cafeteria to accommodate a growing resident population. Ho»c*er. this remed> treated more problems than il solves and calls into question the I ni»JJ>"s priorities. Of greale-st concern is the circumstance-* under which Rose Hill students »iU hi«c so pure have books in the fall. Long lines and cramprd conditions already characterize most visit* to she L Diversity Shop at the beginning of a semester. Hov* will more than 4.CKK) un- dergraduate* purchase their texts and supplies in an even smaller space? Although Executive Vke President Paul Reiss ha^ suggested that books could be sold in the McGinley tenter Bill room for the first several weeks. V ice President for Student Affairs Joseph McGowan said such a move >*i!l not be necessary. Thus, the University plans to create an atmosphere in which it »j|| be easier to buy a bottle of Miller than a copv of .Milton. The Administration's renovation plan also raises questions concerning the status of The Other Place. The Coffeehouse v*a> instituted to provide alternative programming for students under 19 ve-ar* of a^e. VSill it be *hut down thereby moving all non-alcoholic events to the renovated RarmkeHar completed separated from the pub? Another unresolved i^>ue i* management of the new puh. McGowan said that, although he would like to *«• a continuation of student management, he see> efficiency and effectiveness as the most important goal*. McGowan will meet with Assistant Dean of Campus Activities Michael Sullivan and Food Senkes Director \\ illiam Phelps on Frida>, April 13, to discuss this issae. Mc-Gowan ha* said that the Saga Corporation's interest in the matter will be discussed at iteat time. Hopefully, the I niversin's decision will be based on retaining an important part of th< tradition of student life at Fordham rather than what ma> be Saga's desire to gain control of M iiscntiive student enterprise. Improved physical condition* at the Ramskellar are a welcome change that has been long Syrian Fact overdue. Ho*ever, student interests might be better served if the bookstore were entirely rdoc»!*-d to a ne». larger area. A possible site would be the current location of The Other Place, which could b< relocated to the remaining bookstore area. The Other Place's current merican retreat from Lebanon has caused ob- the region aod adjacent rooms could be redesigned to provide students with an adequate place to < and A servers here and abroad to cast Syria into the remains is simultaneous, roles of regional ••superpower." the Arab military influential, and political!) dominant force. Yemen, J

Tte* Rim *>>.'he- :o apoioeize to senior Paid H'akhfor a typographical error (has appeared Faculty Forum ;r.. I-*' -y.-jtrr. "European Lessons" (April 5), The sentence in the first paragraph should read "A: ;• .-.f- o' e-i-i'-j^'irs ; -.-_, enr.ihtns experience of my college life was mv semester smdvins at The L'.r.c:-,'- %:'•>:•. o;'E-coKoma ins! fall. with Dr. John Entelis Ibt Rim vi-'v;: 2r.. zm*>arra%sment this error mav have caused the author. For old Middle East hands ^uch description^ sound "Regardless of \ odd and inconsistent with what we know to be m n^ ''." i >.*'. •-.; : i - ;. j = -.; ; :•— . - •. ! -:« • essence n isolated. vuineiaHe. atiJ poluicaih- administration i it+: ': The R«.T, =.;• B loped regional mini-actor. The need for ra- say about Ubt iab U and pat phrases b> over an\:ou>_iouriiali^t> 1 y *-,*•- s-;:.C*:-Sa-;CM~S i; •>••?« a1* 2^3 are ; aiij rr.cJi. . pundits may make good copy, bu; it nukes or political imp

•*•: - Sj.tr*-: •;•• -3 : a-* ••;s~ :• •••* *•-:•:- ».;•:.&••: •-: bid r.iN'ory and worse policy. Beyond the dib :>pe- cav'ii-g. how in fact has Syri.»"> regional -sanding of the matter changed since the Lebanese debacle.' Lebanon i """" FUM. Syria remains a militarily minor actor vi>-a- v i* hraei and no more than an e\ en match w!'.li Jordan BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed di\c Irav1,. Despue the massiM' ir.tlow o!' expensive a;:d ^iphi'Micuted Soviet arin-. into ide countiy for ;.he i.bi decade Syria"> military uait'.ir.g. titotale. a:id •fji mo:i^aiion remain low. A- a military dui.uorvnip run b> a minority religion* •sect Syria's army serve* niore a* a praetorian guard anr>ed and itaincd to maintain the -V.id Je^potit. It* military efficacy i* oi\\\ evident helplc*-* already hi: :^-'N Lebanese civilians, unarmed Syrian citu'eiiy J* tho>e rape, psllagn'..^ •:f3 nearly 20, (XX> who perished in Hania in iebruary \^$2. troop? since '•''•- •Vci ty or totally outmanned PI O and 1 eb-inese militias. should he .i-^ I,,,, Ainii v| Second, far from gaining prestige and influence in Lebanese Pr> THE RAM/THURSDAY, APRIL 12,1984/11

and Placement Office here at Fordham, 1 have observed correctly for more than one paragraph, and I have seen compete with any other graduate, should take it upon many situations which convince me that my following liberal arts students who cannot solve a simple arith- themselves to take as many business courses as conclusions are sound. metic equation. No business major will get by if she/he possible. These especially include accounting, finan- There seems to be a noticeable division between cannot articulate well, as no humanities major will go ce/economics, business law, and computers. Most ness entry-level positions for CIJA students and those for far without familiarity with figures. majors in Fordham College have enough electives to FC students. Accounting majors get accounting jobs, There are other factors in employment also. With lake at least a few of these courses, provided they finance majors get careers in finance, bin political the retirement age increased to 70, many employees are choose their major early enough. Another aid is to par- science students (who don'l go lo law school) as well as ticipate in an internship, to experience those things one ncdly, this does not communications majors, wind up with jobs that don't learns in a classroom. require a college education. frequent enough to In my first days al Fordham back in ihe Fall of s mind. The liberality I have to ask: What is the cause for this phenome- 1980, I was told in my orientation to "broaden my :ied by this structure non? And, more importantly, what can be done about Fordham's fundamental flaw horizons" and open myself to new things. I have line can remove from it? opened myself as much as possible to what humanities Iliam College, To answer the first question, 1 reply lhat, regar- is in not providing a business has to offer, but not quite what I wanted in business. I iiakeable gap in this dless of current speculation, business often does not minor for humanities students. was only able to gel in a few courses in business, when Many liberal arts select the liberal arts major .solely for his or her abilities I wanted to minor in it. lorn by our staunch in that area, li usually occurs that the liberal arts Perhaps this would bridge an Fordham's fundamental flaw is in not providing a our desire to be suc- major is chosen for her/his skills related lo business. obvious gap between the hiring business minor for humanities students. Perhaps this iccially with our first One primary skill of this type thai is intrinsic to the would bridge an obvious gap between the hiring mrselves as ardent humanities degree is communication/writing skills. figures for the two undergrad- figures for the two undergraduate schools. Many other be able to live com- However, that is not enough. A business person will uate schools. schools have already enacted this program (including ajors, like business hire a graduate often who has a combination of busi- St. John's), and until Fordham progresses into the kills learned in their ness and communication skills, the first taking prece- world of 1984, its graduates will be less than happy Id. dence over the latter. This means that the CBA student with their postgraduate life. the Career Planning has an edge simply for his/her chosen major, and not staying that extra five years, closing out available jobs Many administrators talk of being openminded how qualified they are for the position. This is a sad to graduating students. Also, the baby boom that has toward different ideas. Well, my "different idea" is form of prejudice, but nonetheless true. It is not as characterized the 60's children has filled colleges, that I would like to be successful after college and use though one group is more intelligent than the other, therefore eventually making competition stiff for new my education in my job. Afterall (as one recruiter either. 1 have seen business students who cannot spell jobs. The recent recession is still being felt by many said), some 90 percent of college students will even- companies who have not yet lifted their hiring freezes. tually go into the business world. Not all of them will Realizing this can make a senior in the 1980s very have been CBA students. So why not prepare for it depressed. However, an assortment of careful choices now? can create some degree of hope for those who plan I will never regret getting my bachelor's degree in well. For business majors, the choice of elective communications, but I will regret not having a writing and speech courses will add spice to one's business minor. already established knowledge in business. Clare Goepfert, a senior majoring in com- The Fordham College student, to successfully munications, isreknown as the Fordham Ram mascot. Letters To The Editor

she could be understood without difficulty. Mr. Giglio was impressed, and rightly so, with Ms. Walsh's performance. Joey's Pal True, the musical did have its slow moments, but to credit Marian McCabe and Michael Scarpelli with carrying the show seems a bit much. Not to take credit away from Ms. McCabe's voice or stage To the Editor: presence, I feel that she, along with Scarpelli, were Having always respected the criticism and not "the bright moments of the show." Their per- opinions of others, 1 felt compelled to respond to a formances seemed slow and stagnant at times. recent article (March 8) which appeared in The Ram Mr. Giglio's review of Pal Joey evoked a mass regarding the musical Pal Joey, by Chris Giglio. I of scorn and disapproval from many people. It was feel that I am qualified to respond and disagree a scornful and poorly written article. It almost with Mr. Giglio's review, having grown up around seems that he purposely closed his eyes to (he show, the theater. I am curious as to what Mr. Giglio's • and wrote whatever came to his mind in the fashion qualfiicationsare. of the cynical "going against the crowd" show One doesn't expect a critic for a college news- critic. The production, as a musical, a comedy, and paper to be an expert, but one also does not expect a story line does not have much to offer. 1 feel, an article to miss its mark entirely. I feel that Mr. along with many others that the cast did the best mum Giglio ignored a few basic facts of theater "know- they could do with what little they had to work Damascus; the feelings of mutual distrust run deep. how." According to him, Pal Joey was a "musical with. Perhaps Mr. Giglio meant a better choice of Regardless of what the Reagan administration legend," and one of the "best musical comedies musicals could have been made. Many of us are up- may or may not say about Lebanon's strategic or ever written." Had Mr. Giglio's bothered to resear- set with Mr. Giglio's unprofessional criticism and political importance the fact of the matter is that as ch his musical history thoroughly, he would have hope that in the future he will take a little more goes Lebanon so goes nothing. This was true 30 years discovered that this particular musical did not run time, care, and pride in his work. ago, and it remains true today. The Golan Heights for a "legendary" length of time on Broadway. Elizabeth de Carvalho remain firmly in Israeli hands, Israeli troops and Chris also claims that the Mimes and Mummers' FC'86 firepower are poised only miles away from Damascus, production of the musical did not live up to his ex- pectations. What expectations? Did he see it on ic adventurism Syria and Syrian military options elsewhere in the region Broadway? Or perhaps at some other college ly on the fringes of remain circumscribed. production? It's not clear. Furthermore, is this ch as Libya, South Rather than allowing instant interpretations to comparison a fair one? His criticism seems to go Topping TAP summarize and promote the myth of Syrian military i enemies. All other out of its way in pointing out miniscule grievances, invincibility in the aftermath of the American military empt for the Syrian i.e., the "vinyl chairs equipped with ashtrays on withdrawal the facts should be allowed to speak for To (he Editor: erm points it might their backs." He also refers to a particular set as themselves. It was the same mythologizing about Iraq 'Earlier this semester I asked members of the e United States. resembling a room in the Bronx Park Motel. One a few years ago that created a false image of regional University community to join in a campaign to might wonder how Mr. Giglio can make such a supremacy which the nearly four-year war with Iran secure a major repair of New York State'sTuition comparison. Is this what stood out in his mind the Assistance Program (TAP). The response was im- has now completely shattered. Syria is not a model for most? Yes!!! other Arab slates and continues to be hated by all fac- mediate and overwhelming. Copies of letters sent to tions in Lebanese society whatever temporary or expe- In the tradition of most critics, a production is Albany began pouring into this office. 1 must say dient alliances certain groups might make with viewed more than once in order to get a better that it was deeply gratifying. More importantly, Damascus. overall impression. How many times did Mr. Giglio though, the campaign was successful. the Reagan Finally, allied with fringe and aberrationist states see PalJoeyl 1 feel, along with many others, that Within the last several days, the Legislature like Iran and Libya, Syria constitutes the core of no Mr. Giglio's critique of the actors and actresses was approved amendments to the Tuition Assistance or may not collective force. At bottom, its regional role remains way off base. He stated that he was disappointed Program law which provide the following: \'s strategic what it has always been: a meddler in the affairs of pet- with Sally Beimel's interpretation of Linda English, •an increase in the maximum TAP award of $500, ty states run by petty men. From this perspective, the and that her performance was not up to her "usual bringing that grant from $2,200 to $2,700; nee the fact United States should draw some important con- par." As a critic, Mr. Giglio ought to know better •a $4,000 raise in the TAP family eligibility limit, \at as goes clusions. Ignore Syria and with it, Lebanon, for the than to compare an actress' past performances with from $25,000 net taxable to $29,000; resolution of Middle Bast problems lie elsewhere — her most recent. Ms. Benner played the part of a •an increase in the TAP minimum award of $50, naive and innocent young woman the only way one fhingr with Israel, the PLO, Jordan, and Saudi Arabia. Nor raising it from $250 to $300; could, as a naive and innocent young woman. It did should the hoax of Soviet strategic advantage via Syria •an increase of $1,000 in the net taxable family not call fora flashy and humorous interpretation. be accepted at face value. income eligibility level for the maximum TAP For someone who was credited as being the funniest Soviet-Syrian relations are complex and muturally award, raising it"from $4,000 to $5,000. member of the cast, and with delivering an out- distrustful. They deserve each other and until such It is noteworthy that all of these items, with the standing performance, Matt Grey as Ludlow time that civility returns lo Damascus we should let exception of the last, were a part of our TAP Parity Lowell only got one line of praise. The audience them sleep in the same bed. The American agenda in Proposal for the State Fiscal Year 1984-85. was obviously in love with his character, he deser- In light of this, congratulations are in order for the Middle East has always been elsewhere especially in ved more mention. The other half of the Lowell the oil-rich and strategically-crucial Persian Gulf all who chose to help in this effort. Success would ftory" in Lebanon comedy routine, Patricia Gorman, was not even region and that is where it should return. In recent not have been achieved without this support. The bund, no changes in mentioned. Without his partner Gladys Bumps to veai\s distorted assumptions have caused us to stumble University is deeply grateful for everyone's efforts jalways been the most set up his lines, Lowell would not have been as and concern. To all whose love for Fordham has and look foolish with nothing to say of the incalculable - but further poisons amusing, 1 find it hard to believe that Ms. Gor- been so heartwarming, I offer my thanks and a misery we have brought upon those poor people ol Syrians which have man's performance was so horrendous that it did 1 cbanon. Facts rather than myths should order our pledge of my prayers. multiple incidents of not merit any mention, or praise for that matter. policy priorities. Let the U.S. stick to the facts and Rev. James C. I inlay, S.J. ci pel rated by Syrian Her voice, like Susan Walsh's as Melba Snycler, President nothing but the facts. carried past the "fifth row," and, like Ms. Walsh, nun in 1976. No one Fordhum University Dr. John Entelis is the chairman of the political ecenl encounter of wye! with Asad in science department. 12/THE RAM/THURSDAY, APRIL 12,1984

by Andrew Mola melody. The side ends with two cuts which One of the highlights of the early 1960s were later monster hits for Van Halen was, of course, the British music invasion. "Where Have All the Good Times Gone," Groups like The Beatles, The Dave Clark Compleat Kinks and "You Really Got Me." Although the Five, Gerry and The Pacemakers, The newer versions are considerably louder, thy Hollies, and The Who made their presence originals are far superior. known to a music-starved America. Now Side Two features songs which were some 20 years later, though the memories released in the form of singles on repackaged linger on, these various groups have either albums. The first two cuts were originally disbanded or made some attempts at released as the first Kinks' single, "I Took reuniting its members. My Baby Home" and its flipside "Long Tall A few groups remain. The Rolling Sally." "I Took My Baby Home" features Stones slowly deteriorate with each new what we have affectionally known as the album attempt, while the rejuvenated British sound; highlighted by hand claps, Animals unsuccessfully attempt to rekindle harmonicas, and a storyline of a boy who flames of the past. The only force from the falls head over heels in love. However, their British Invasion which is still H i-nmiant AM version of the Little Richard classic is far fixture of none other than The Kinks. from perfection. The melody is the same b\u Many of us know The Kinks for their the tempo is much slower and much of ihe recent smashes "Destroyer" and "Come be-bop sound is lost in the transition. Dancing," yet we lend to disregard the Also very rare are "You Still Wain classic tunes which originally brought the Me" and "You Do Something To Me." The band to the attention of the music world. songs, which are featured only on the band's Thank goodness for The Kinks: A Compleat second single, also qualifies for the "I low Collection (Compleut/Polygram), which you, do you love me" department, as docs features some 20 of these classics. rarity "Sittin1 On My Sofa," which can This double-album is not only dedicated not be found on any American release. to those close followers of the band, since Sides Three and Four consist of better- some of the songs featured within were only known Kinks' songs, combined with the released in the form of singles and bootlegs, lesser-known material. Cuts like "Set Me but also for those who remember The Kinks Free," "See My Friends," "Tired of as the band with two hit songs that sound the Waiting," and "Dedicated Follower of same ("All Day and All of the Night" and Fashion" aren't as well known as "Gotta "You Really Get Me"). Move" and "All Day and All of the Night." Side One places an emphasis on hits, The mix of songs is not only interesting, but which, although outstanding when first successful. recorded by The Kinks, were given more at- Overall, the album is a must for any tention by recent artists. "Stop Your Sob- serious record collection. All of the cuts are bing" was brought to fame by The Preten- solid, and all are classics or, at least, destined ders on their first album. While the next cut, to become classics. The package captivates "Revenge," is an instrumental piece which the 60s' sound and proves, once and for all, features a biting harmonica sound written by that The Kinks are not just a one Ray Davies who writes all The Kinks tunes, it dimensional band. Why just last weekend 1 is co-written by James Patrick Page who was at Jimmy Burns Restaurant/Bar in would later achieve fame with Led Zeppelin. Queens, and what song do you think they "I'm Not Like Everybody Else," one of played? The Kinks' "Till the End of the my personal favorites, has a haunting air. Day," which is featured on this album. So The track is considered by most Kinks' fans much for the claim that The Kinks are dated. as the quintessential Ray Davies' statement, This only shows that the band is as excep- which embodies great lyrics and a great tional as The Kinks: A Compleat Collection.

Academy Awards: A Pageant Of Folly And Greed

byJcffRapsis cies. ture category, and 92-year-old Hal Roach, Last Monday night, the Academy of Fanny and Alexander, Ingmar recipient of a well-earned and long-overdue Motion Picture Arts and Sciences went Bergman's last theatrical movie, was named life achievement award. through the paces of its 56th annual awards best foreign language film, in addition to Roach, Mack Sennett's main competitor ceremony. In case you missed the excitement, picking up three other awards: art direction, back in the days of silent comedy film and here's who won in the major categories: cinematography, and costume design — the whose studio produced the likes of Laurel Best Picture: You guessed it, Terms of latter two which I feel rightfully belonged to and Hardy, the Little Rascals, Harold Lloyd, Endearment. By the way, James L. Brooks, a Woody Allen's Zelig. The Grapes of Wrath (1939) and Topper man whose smiling, bearded countenance The Right Stuff also received four awards: (1937), among a great many other became increasingly familiar as the evening original song score, film editing, sound achievements, is a living legend in the in- wore on (and on and on and on), made out effects' editing, and sound. An Oscar was dustry, and the presentation of his award In like a bandit for his work on Terms. When all also awarded to the effects crew of Return of none other than Spanky MacFarland was a the smoke cleared, Brooks had fathered the Jedi, for special achievement in visual ef- sight that will not be easily forgotten by those triplets — in addition to his Best Picture fects. who saw it. Unfortunately, Roach's integrity award, he also received Oscars for the writing Viewing this pageant of greed and folly and spontaneity made him look foolish, and direction of Terms, for a grand total of on television never fails to be fascinating, but especially when contrasted with the slick and three statuettes on his mantlepiece. not in the way the people who put it together smooth superficiality the ceremony strives Best Aclress: Shirley MacLaine in Terms probably would like it ' to be. When for. of Endearment. Shirley did a good job of ac- something goes wrong, the three and a half On the other hand, something that may ting surprised when they read her name, but hour ceremony generates the same level of be quite easily forgotten was the staging ol the Oscar was for her performance in Terms. fascination as does witnessing a train the song "Maniac" from Flashdance, inex- No arguments here. derailment, or some such awful event. Yes, plicably performed by Herb Alpert and the Best Actor: Robert Duvall in Tender the 56th annual Academy Awards has its "Reunited" Tijuana Brass. This number's Mercies. I'm still wondering what happened share of embarrassments, and for most of us, strange treatment was greeted wii" to Clint Eastwood. Well, at least the the screw-ups were as galvanizing as any of unanimously incredulous stares by the several Academy kept the award in the country this the spectacle. dozen people with whom 1 was watching llk' year, an especially notable achievement con- C'nicm, guys! Stuff like Tommy Tune program. sidering the four other nominees were all and Twiggy tap dancing up to the podium to The tributes to David Niven and FiM from the United Kingdom. Speaking of the announce the nominees for outstanding Merman were heartening (and seeing < ;I|V English, what about Terry Jones? Surely his costume design is fine, but it tends to lose its Grant was a pleasant surprise), but the Slinl explosion scene in The Meaning of Life impact when we (and they) suddenly discover of the evening was best characterized1 K deserved some kind of recognition. thai neither of them has the envelope that Shirley MacLaine's astonishingly seltisli Other recipients were Jack Nicholson in tells who won. closing remark: "I deserved this, ih;mk Terms of Endearment, best supporting actor; It's also downright irresponsible to allow you." Shortly after Shirley's candid sell- lf Linda Hunt in The Year of Living Danger- revered old timers to shuffle out onto the righteousness, the entire pageant of folly •'" ll!/ ously, best supporting actress (and by far the stage and ramble incoherently, as was the greed finally ground to a halt, dee ^ - most graceful acceptance speech); and Mor- embarrassing case with both 86-year-old Alfalfa, only 364 ordinary evenings left mini ton Foote for the screenplay of Fender Mer- Frank Capra, who announced the best pic- next year's Academy Awards. THE RAM/THURSDAY, APRIL 12,1984/13

Picasso's Last Years Show Energy Of Genius

by Edward McCarthy of death and, at the same time, shows us his It is well worth the trip to Manhattan to fear of world annihilation by nuclear war. see what Pablo Picasso was thinking about This marked the last time Picasso would during the last decade of his life. The works paint on a universal level. currently on exhibit at the Solomon R. Many autobiographical comments con- Guggenheim Museum represent the climax of cerning what Picasso sees and how he the artist's energy and innovative genius of chooses to depict it are revealed by "The Ar- his previous 80 years. Entitled, Picasso: The tist and His Model" (1963). For Picasso, the Last Years, 1963-1973, the exhibition nude is the representation of the complete examines Picasso's relationship between art woman (and on a larger scope, a symbol of and life, and pays particular attention to his nature) and illustrates his drastic break with concern of war and peace, love and sex, the academic tradition of the painting of youth, old age, and death. nudes. Each major work acts as a revealing Once Picasso made his monumental im- chapter of the autobiography of perhaps pact on the history of art, he was completely art's most innovative and prolific genius. free to create his most personal and Many other artists had ceased to paint in meaningful artworks. "Grand Nude" (1964) their old age — or had at least cut clown their shows us his latest depiction of the female productivity — but during Picasso's last body through a confusing body contortion years, he put his ever-present fear of death at and an unusual facial profile. Schiff makes bay by creating as much as he could. The an interesting comparison by placing "Nude number of artworks in this exhibition (191 Male Reclining" (1971) next to "Grand paintings, drawings, and etchings) attests to Nude," which shows the male body being Picasso's comment, "1 have less and less treated in an almost identical way. time, and yet I have more and more to say... Once 1 create, I won't die." A painting like "The Embrace" (1969) Gert Schiff, professor of fine arts at the acts as a definitive statement of Picasso's Institute of Fine Arts, New York University, idea of human intimacy. It is undeniably ex- is the curator of the exhibition. SchiiT's plicit and graphic, but it is certainly not por- arrangement of the works clearly demon- nographic because of the artist's unrepre- strates Picasso's departure from universal sentative treatment of the body, and of the human and political considerations to those overall ambiguities of the depiction of man of the artist's personal concerns and private and woman. It is the conveyance of the ar- fantasies. tist's respect of the intimate union of a man The first painting featured, "Rape of and a woman in love. Picasso also shows us his contemporary tiveness, and control of the forms of art the Sabines," (1963) shows Picasso's modern An enchanting and sometimes position in art history with his "Portrait of Picasso possessed in his twilight years, and interpretation of J.L. David's neo-classical, humorous aspect of the playful Picasso is in- Jacqueline" (1963). Here, the artist pays a will remain on view until May 13. The masterpiece. The viewer is immediately cluded in the exhibition with his eulogistic homage to his old rival, Henri Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum is located reminded of Picasso's revolutionary "Guer- "Musketeers" series of paintings and et- Matisse (who had been dead since 1954) by at 1071 Fifth Avenue at 89th Street, New nica" (1937) because of the similar treatment chings. The "Musketeer Bust" (1967), whose executing the painting of his wife in an un- York City. Hours are Tuesdays, 11 a.m. of a meaningless conflict and the helplessness source was drawn from Rembrandt, is repre- mistakable Fauvist manner — the mode through 8 p.m. with no admission charge of a mother and child. Picasso, through a sentative of Picasso's coming to grips with Matisse had created. ' from 5 p.m. through 8 p.m.; and Wed- colorful and complex painting, is making a his personal role in the history of art with "Picasso: The Last Years, 1963-1973" nesdays through Sundays, 11 a.m. through 5 plea for world peace by depicting the horrors that of an established master. demonstrates the complete versatility, inven- p.m. Not Worth The manner in which the subject is dealt with is so one-dimensional that if the war were still going on The Good Fight would come Fighting Over dangerously close to being a propaganda by David J.Kiley view about the Spanish Civil War. film. The term documentary illicits varied These interviews, as well as others such responses from moviegoers, ranging from a as one with Evelyn Hutchins, an ambulance fascinated stare to a reaction of pronounced driver for the cause, are deftly edited and boredom. The Good Fight, playing currently directed. There is a tone of humor that rings at the Film Forum, though, is neither boring, throughout each recollection of the war that nor a documentary. If the above statement seems in- prevents the film from being a maudlin congruous, it is indicative of the many pro- tribute. Still, without elements of counter- blems that are encountered in this film. point, The Good Fight is guilty of taking too The Good Fight has been incorrectly re- simplistic a view of a historical event that is ferred to as a documentary by several critics shrouded in controversy and debate. and promoters. Documentary, however, im- The manner in which the subject is plies that the subject of the film is treated ob- dealt with is so one-dimensional that if the jectively. This film, which is about the Lin- war were still going on The Good Fight coln Brigade of the Spanish Civil War, is would come dangerously close to being a pro- anything but objective. paganda film. The Lincoln Brigade was a group of men From a technical standpoint, the film is and women who volunteered to fight on the rich in flow. The filmmakers appear to have side of the Spanish Republic against the rebel taken great pains to orchestrate the inter- army of Francisco Franco in 1936. The con- views with the historical footage. Never- troversy of the actions taken by this group is theless, this seems to be small redemption indicated by the fact that the U.S. Gover- when examined in the light of glaring lack of nment established a non-intervention policy balance of perspective. toward the Spanish Civil War and tried to Buckner, Sills, and Dore have succeeded prevent the volunteers from carrying out in making a film about the Lincoln Brigade. their mission. But is that enough? Is such an uncomplicated *S *M Flaws of The Good Fight might be attri- approach to a highly complicated and con- buted to overzealousness on the part of the troversial subject valid? And is it fair to the filmmakers. Noel Buckner, Sam Sills, and viewer? Mary Dore, who are credited with producing The actions and words of veterans such and directing the film, present interviews as Milt Wolf, who was the 23-year-old com- with surviving members of the Lincoln mander of the brigade, are highly motivating; Brigade, and mix them provokingly with ac- especially when the film draws parallels bet- tual film footage of battle scenes from the ween the Spanish Civil War and the present war. This approach, which is characteristic of guerrilla war in San Salvador. Such parallels, a documentary, delivers a hopelessly naive however, are misleading and further accentu- look at the turbulent and desperate at- ate the film's elementary view of the circum- mosphere of our nation in 1936. stances surrounding the events that prompted The interviews with the veterans, espe- the actions of the brigade. cially those with Bill Bailey, Steve Nelson, To call The Good Fight a documentary, and Abe OsherolT, who were prominent or even a historical retrospective, is to call members of the Communist Party, present Ernest Hemingway's For Whom tlw Bell an overly idealistic and simplistic point of Tolls non-fiction. 14/THfc" RAM/THURSDAY, APRIL 12,1984 Babs And Tony Rod Cassidy

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The repairs of the water system is contingent And Dry upon the low level of water consumption. "Nate" Residents on the upper floors said they Continued from page I noticed a loss of water at around 10 a.m., while students on the lower floors said they stalled in the next few days, he said. experienced a lack of water pressure around Axed "We are asking residents to conserve midday. water," stated Deichler. "The tower is slowly "I took a shower around 9:30 [a.m.] and filling up again. What's important right now everything was fine," said Chris DeYoung, by Jack Curry and Mike Zuccarello is to get the system back in order, but that FC '85, a 13th floor resident. "But then I depends on how much students conserve." went to brush m> teeth and there was no The Fordham Rams baseball team made A sign posted throughout the building water." some moves off the field as well as on. by Residence Halls read as follows: "We haven't had water all day," said Assistant Coach Scott "Nate" Nathanson Due to an inconsiderate, mindless and Jack Roherhan, FC '84, another student on was dismissed from his position early this malicious act of vandalism, this building is the 13th floor. "You don't realize how much week, according to sources close to the experiencing a serious water predicament. you depend on water." baseball team. Nathanson met with his team on Wednes- The water system has been severely "You even have to leave the apartment day, April 11, and was reportedly quite upset damaged. Water consumption must be cut to to go to the bathroom," added DeYoung. with the whole situation. Sources indicated minimum usage or there is a strong "Dishes have been piling up all day. It's a that the move was made by Head Coach Dan possibility that there will be no water for a real pain. For one idiot, everyone has to suf- Gallagher. Nathanson was not going to long period of time. fer." Ruggers return to the team in the fall, so apparently Gallagher felt it would be better to sever ties at this point in the season. Fall In Gallagher was unable to be reached for comment, while Nathanson only said, "No, I wouldn't like to comment on the matter. I've said all that I have to say." Playoffs Nathanson first came to Fordham with The Fordham Rugby Rams traveled to former Head Coach Paul Blair, who left the Pennsylvania this past weekend to clash with Rams to accept a post with the Houston Bucknell in a playoff contest. Bucknell Astros. According to Athletic Director Dave utilized the home field advantage and some Rice, Nathanson applied for the head heads up play to jump out to a 12-0 halftime coaching position this winter and was Ram edge. retained as an assistant after Gallagher Bucknell continued to apply pressure in received the top spot. the second half and widened their advantage Players were instructed by Gallagher to Stammers to 19-0 with about 35 minutes left in the con- refrain from speaking with the press on any test. baseball matters without his approval. The Rams finally broke the ice when freshman Bob Cunius scored on a try to make the score 19-6. Senior fullback Tim Feighery added the conversion and chipped in with two penalty kicks down the stretch, Court but it was too little too late for Fordham, as the game ended 19-12. Continued from page 1 "We played as well as we could," stated Dennis announced plans to ask the senior Jim Murray. "We're looking to boun- Court to directly address the appropriateness Smiling victoriously after their come-from-behind triumph over the ce back." of the penalties. "Hopefully, that will lead us The ruggers, who currently sport a 1-1 to a fair assessment." "Veteran" Volume 65, the alive and kicking members of Volume 66 mark, will have the opportunity to bounce "1 want someone to sit down and say why prepare to take on the angelic editors of the paper. back this Saturday when they take on New was this penalty appropriate for the York Maritime at Murphy Field. violations."

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If we can get our heads on straight, Morley I see no reason for us not to repeat as champions. Junior Head Coach Art Bonifati remarked on the great play of goalie Joe Holt, saying, "If Joe wasn't on, they would have scored here. This is why we have to watch the penalties." Todd Morley of the Fordham Bonifati felt good about the win, coming lacrosse squad has been named off tough losses to conference foes Iona and Manhattan. He believes, "The league is a lot Ram Athlete of the Week. Morley, better than it has been in the past. We have who averaged 6.5 goals per outing the capability by far to win it." on last year's championship team, The week is a challenging one for the The Rams are coming off tough was instrumental in the Rams' 12-3 Rams, as they face Iona on April 11 and losses to Iona and Manhattan, but Manhattan at home this coming Sunday at 1 rout of Columbia on Sunday. He p.m.. this week they will seek revenge scored three goals and added one "If we can get our heads on straight, I on both squads. assist to lead his squad on the road see no reason tor us not to repeat as cham- to another banner year. pions," Bonifati said, VI really believe the team can win it all. It's just a matter of the team believing in itself."

The women's novice eight captured second with a decision by less than a length. Finishing up on Saturday was the men's Track Off novice four; they posted a third place finish Women's with a time of 8:09.07. When the competition began, Fordham To Flying knew they would have to be at their best against a very strong LaSalle team. On day Eight two, the competition was between Assum- ption, Lowell, and Fordham. Once again the Start Rams caputred a first place victory with the by Diana Patulak men's varsity four posting a time of 7:21.02. Fordham's track team competed in its • Best Buy Charters Captures D London from $185 Ken Donnelly, Jim Swab, Joe Manl'redi, Joe first official meet of the 1984 season this past Stargiotti, and coxswain Jim Sarfaty pulled Friday and Saturday at the Colonial Relays in D Paris from $209 off a very good win after an extremely close Virginia. D Amsterdam from $219 race. Assumption came in second only a few "We had a very good start, and the trip Prices are one way from N.Y. Flights also seats behind Fordham. The women's novice was well worth it," commented Head Coach from Boston, Philadelphia. Baltimore and MAACs other cities. Additional destinations—Zurich. eight rallied to capture a first place victory Thomas Devvey. Rome, Athens, Tel Aviv. withatimeof 8:15.06. Newcomer Kevin Gianetti finished four- At the end of the championships, For- th in the 10,000km championship run with a dham was second behind LaSalle. Holy time of 29:58. Tim Marshall set two personal by Jackie Wagner Cross, Iona, and Manhattan held third, four- bests with times of 54.0 flat and 14.88 in the This past weekend the Fordham Univer- th, and fifth, respectively. intermediate hurdles and 110m high hurdles, respectively. sity crew team sailed into Worcester, Massa- The season continues this coming Satur- chusetts, for their first meet of the season, day when the crew team goes into the Just as they excelled in indoor track, the the Metro Atlantic Athletic Conference Manhattan Invitational, which is held on the two-mile relay team of Luis Ruedas, Gil championships. The competition between Harlem River. Fordham will go up against Valdes, Jim Denison and Ed Finucan tore up LaSalle, Fordham, Iona, Manhattan and Manhattan, Iona, St. John's, the Maritime the track outdoors as well. The foursome only finished second, but they compiled a Holy Cross took place on Lake Quinsiqniord Academy and Kings Point. spectacular time of 7:35.1 to break the meet in Worcester. Swab, a senior, is "very optimistic" about the team's future and looks forward to record in the event. On the first day of the competition, the INIER'COUEGIATE HOLIDAYS INC. the Metropolitan Championships held in Peter Van Bloem, Denison, Pat Con- varsity women's eight consisting of Traci 501 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10O22 New Rochelle in May. "This championship nelly, and Kevin Kelly placed sixth in the 212-355-4705 800-223-0694 (outside NY Stale) Centi, Caroline Sullivan, Donna O'Neill, will probably be the toughest, but we have four-mile championship relay with a D I'm packed—send details! Rence Rothauge, Pain Kane, Sue Patz, Julie our sights set to capture it," he said. finishing time of 17:12.00. Denison paced the Schreck, Mary Fisher with coxswain Sean Rams with a 4:08 mile leg. NAME Whelan, posted a first place finish with a The spring season is underway, and the Colleen Coogan set a school record in AOORESS _CITY__ lime of 7:59.36. crew team is off to a strong start. On every Saturday until the end of the semester, the the 5000 meter run with a time of 17:28.00, Also posting first place were the fresh- STATE ZIP Fordham crew team will compete against 44 seconds faster than her previous personal men lightweight eight with a time of 8:15.03. many other schools. Fordhain's second place best. SCHOOL. .PHONE Second place finishes were captured by the finish in the MAAC shows that they are "I really expect the outdoor season to be varsity women's four of Centi, Pat/, Shreck, CAMPUS REP definitely a team of contention for the as successful as the indoor season has been," and Sullivan with Mike Morrisey as the cox- future, and they will not be second for long. added Dewey. swain. 18/THr: RAM/THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1984 straight sets. Fordham'sTim Brown and Mark Fabry. The clinching match was Mark Fabry's Then John Lee and Pete Russell crushed rout of Pete Russell, 6-3, 6-1. Fordham's Tom Flintoff and Bi||v This followed victories by Tim Goley, Hawthorn, 8-1. Tennis Rams Drop NYU, Sean Brown, Tim Brown and Dennis Chorny The team of Mark Ross and Dave Varoli and a tough loss by Pat McGowan. averted a total wipe-out for Fordham in McGowan fell to Wayne Simon by a 5-6, 6-3, doubles play by beating Dennis Parks and Nova & Manhattanville 6-3 margin. JimMattutat,8-5. Villanova's chances for an upset looked On Monday, Fordham traveled to NYU by Paul Guido shutout. Although not being seriously tested bright only with the victory by Simon, and and returned victors. After an opening loss The men's tennis team racked three im- in this match, the match was worthwhile, as it when Nova's Dennis Parks extended Dennis by Tim Goley, the Rams went on to rout pressive victories this past week, to improve gave the team much needed playing time. Chorny to a tiebreaker in the first set of their NYU by taking the next eight matches. Had their record to 4-0. Squads from Manhattan- Also, Coach Hawthorn was able to rest match. "He had a tough forehand, and it Goley's ankle, which bothered him in his loss ville, Villanova and NYU proved to be no some of his starters and give playing time to took me that first set to handle him," said to Vic Moore, been 100 percent, then the match for the powerful Rams, as they went those who do not normally start, like Dave Chorny. Chorny captured the tiebreaker and Rams would have had their second shutout the route of Seton Hall and lost big. Varoli and Tom Flintoff. then took the second set to virtually sew up of the young season. Fordham looked unbeatable, something Villanova, on Sunday, was to give For- the match for Fordham. Among those contributing to the victory that will be tested soon enough with matches dham a tougher test then Manhattanville had After Fabry wrapped up the match for was Pat McGowan, who bounced back from coming up against good Boston College and given the Rams. "They are better than they the Rams, Villanova avenged their loss with his defeat on Sunday with a 6-1, 6-2 romp Salem State teams. were last year, and had seven matches under good play in the doubles. Because these mat- over George Conomos. Later, McGowan As for Manhatlanville, the Fordham their belts," said the Coach. ches had no bearing on the match's outcome, teamed up with partner Sean Brown to team was preparing itself for powerful Nonetheless, the Rams, except for a they were shortened to just pro sets, with the register a three-set victory over the number Rutgers on last Thursday, a match that was post-victory drop-off in doubles play, first team that wins eight games also taking one team of NYU. cancelled due to rain. The Rams then used manhandled the Wildcats almost as badly as the match. All in all, the team obviously played their Rutgers preparation against Manhat- they did Manhattanville. Fordham took five In a dose match, 8-7, the first team for well, but they cannot rest on their laurels. tanville and came out of the match with a 9-0 of six singles matches, four of which were in Nova, Larry Gallen and Bill Harahan bested This should be no problem as the team realh would like to beat BC on Friday. Coach Hawthorn echoed the feelings of the team when he simply stated, "1 would do anything for a win on Friday." Classifieds

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Defensively, Doug Harvey was the Mon- The overtime contest epitomized the treal mainstay. He was probably the best similarities of the teams and the closeness of defenseman of the decade. Denis Potvin of the series. the Islanders is definitely one of the elite defensemen of the 70s and 80s. Potvin is more of a scorer than Harvey was, but this can be attributed to the evolution of the On The game. Islander center Bryan Trottier can shar- pen his skates with any middle man to ever Sidelines step on the ice. In comparing him with the Canadiens, though, there is some difficulty because they possessed two of the game's with Jack Curry finest centers in Jean Belivcau and Henri Richard. Although someday Pat LaFontaine could be mentioned in the same breath as In the fifth and deciding game, with these players, the Islanders currently do not both teams hanging on the brink of have two centers to match the Montreal con- elimination, they gave an exhibition of nection. hockey at its best. At left wing, New York possesses depth Precision passing, superb skating and and talent in Bob Bourne, Clark Gillies and great goaltending was present throughout the can go the route once more. With their the Islanders. In fact, it should already be John Tonelli. Montreal mirrored the Islan- contest. It was the kind of game which people toughest competition seemingly out of the that way. ders with a host of efficient wingers on the will talk about for years to come. way, the road appears to be paved. The Rangers' season is complete. They left side as well. Dickie Moore, a two-time It may very well have been one of the For the Rangers, it is another season of came thisclose to upsetting the mighty Islan- NHL scoring champ, Ab McDonald and most exciting games ever. It will be tough to saying, "Wait 'til next next." The slogan is ders but fell short in the end. It was a year Marcel Bonin lead the charge. duplicate unless, of course, the Isles and getting old, because the Islanders keep on that became complete when the Rangers' Mike Bossy is the Islander scoring Rangers decide to lock horns next year. winning. nemisis did it to them again. They can be machine from the right wing position. He is Neither team deserved to lose. It is no fun being second best and the proud of their accomplishments and the fact third in playoff goals for a career. The man In this case, by virtue of a shot off the Rangers have had to accept that position. It (hat they participated in what could go down who is first? stick of Ken Morrow, the Islanders deserved was not fair that the team which will give the in history as one of the greatest playoff Maurice Richard. The talented winger to win. Islanders their toughest competition had to games ever played. played on four of Montreal's Cup teams and A game with the magnitude that this one face them in the opening round. For the Isles, the season continues. Their was ably backed up by Bernie (Boom Boom) built up should have ended on a classic Bob- This series should have been for the obvious goal is to become the most renowned Geoffrion. by Bourne breakaway or a screamer off the Stanley Cup Championship. That's the way hockey team of all-time. Another Cup would The teams seem to match up in pretty stick of Mike Bossy. A floater off the stick of it was played. The adrenalin was flowing, put them in the same class as the Montreal fair fashion even though the Isles probably a defenseman just didn't seem to do things and electricity was in the air. When the elec- Canadiens of the late 50s. won't place eight players in the Hall as Mon- justice. tricity shortcircuited and the lights went out, The big question is whether or not the treal did. Trottier, Bossy, Potvin and Smith The Islanders aren't complaining about the Islanders had won the battle. Islanders deserve to be put in the same class should find their place among the greatest, the final circumstances of the winning score. The Islanders have become the most as the legendary Habs. The answer is a however. And there would be no feelings of despair on hated team on ice (next to the Russians) as a resounding yes. This is one point where the Islanders the Rangers' side if they had connected on a result of their success. The names have The Canadiens were an outstanding could be criticized. Montreal apparently was similar-type goal. become synonymous with excellence: Bossy, team with some remarkable players. Eight a better team because of the number of The pressure was on. It was overtime Trottier, Potvin, Smith. These players and players from their Stanley Cup squads later players who became legends. The point is and anything that eluded Hanlon or Smith their teammates are looking to have their found themselves honored as members of the very easy to argue. meant game time. Morrow shot, the red light names etched on the Cup again. Oh, and Hall of Fame. Even with this gaudy statistic, A team wins the Stanley Cup, not a host went on, and the Islanders had disposed of don't forget the names Arbour and Torrey. the Isles could still compare. of players. And, the Islanders have had the the Rangers once again. Their mastery con- They have done a commendable job as well. The goalie for Montreal was Jacques best "team" for the past five years. tinues. The Islanders are finding their place Plante. He is often called one of the best Comparisons aside, New York's im- The Islanders have survived to defend alongside the great teams in sports history. If netminders of his or any time. Plante's mediate goal is to complete the "drive for their Cup. They will be the first American- things continue for another year or so, it will statistics are more impressive than those put five" and then let the laurels and accolades based team to win five Stanley Cups if they be the Celtics, the Yankees, the Steelers and on the board by Smith, however Battlin' Billy fall where they may. Let the march continue. Lady Rams Roll By Queens And Wagner Fordham Flashes

Rumor has it that the Fordham bas- by Tony Tarullo University of Scranton, the Lady Rams the losers, and hurler Ellen McClure ketball team will square off against The women's tennis team continues to returned to the court Monday when they picked up the loss. Arts editor Drew Mola national champion Georgetown in the fir- roll along towards a perfect season, as they thrashed Wagner College 6-0 at home. Tighe failed to live up to his press dippings with st round of the South Florida Tournament raised their seasonal mark to 5-0 with easy easily captured the first set of her match with lackadaisical fielding and ineffective hit- next season. The Hoyas recently captured wins over both Queens and Wagner colleges. Mary Mrockowski and then fought off a ting, despite the use of a batting glove. valiant attempt by her freshman opponent to the NCAA title at the Kingdome in Seat- The squad took to the road against tle. Queens College en route to a comfortable 6-1 garner a 6-1, 7-5 triumph. Frei also struggled Georgetown returns 7-0 center victory. Sophomore Sue Tully, playing in the through a tough match with Coleen Abbatte. Patrick Kwing, forwards Michael Graham team's top spot because of the absence of Frei captured the first set 6-1 but was forced to numerous deuce points. and Reggie Williams, and guards Gene both Julie Tighe and Elisa Frei, suffered the Smith and Michael Jackson. The Rams team's lone setback, a 6-3, 4-6, 3-6 decision "She played well," Frei said, "but I was able to win the deuce points, and that's why lose only Dave Robcrson to graduation to Olga Kubik in the only three set match of but have had a poor recruiting year. the day. the score was the way it was." Frei battled through the second set for a 6-1, 6-4 win. Top recruit Leo Parent of Boston's In a close match which Head Coach Although their top two players put up a Central Catholic High School was snat- John Rooney felt "could have gone mighty battle, the center of the Wagner ched by MAAC arch-rival Manhattan. The 6-8 forward will step right into a star- either way," Kubik, despite a slow start, not- College ladder proved to be no problem for ting role, according to Jaspar coach Gor- ched her team's sole triumph. the deep Lady Ram squad. Tully and Clancy tlie Chiesa. Steve Kratm of Archbishop Tully felt it was the early lead that led to both blanked their opposition in singles competition, while Rama Gvildys and Cyn- Molloy has also decided to go elsewhere. her undoing. "I played carefully in the Six-five guard/forward Tom Parrotta is thia Russo combined their forces for a 6-1, 6- beginning of the match," Tully said, "but the only recruit who lias committed to 2 win in a doubles match. The second when I took a lead in that second set, I got Fordham so far. The Fordham golf team dropped its my hopes up to high. doubles team of Jeanne Rosendale and Pain Rolando nipped their counterparts 7-6, 7-6 in Already confirmed for the Rams' first match of the season, a 414-446 "Then I started to make a few more decision to Columbia at Knollwood Gold the final match of the day. 1984-85 schedule are North Carolina at errors than I should have," she added, "and Course on Tuesday, April 10. Both matches, especially against Queens Thapel Hill, Notre Dame, Kansas, Pep- she [Kubik] came on strong and, in the end, Terence McGralh, the Rains' number College, saw Rooney pull some of the top pcrdinc, and Long Beach State. deserved it [the match]." seven golfer, was the low man for For- players out of competition against the weaker In a hotly-contested Softball game The rest of the Fordham squad fared dham with an 85. Columbia's Ken Cohen opposition. Rooney I'elt that, although he's this past weekend, Volume 66 of The Ram better as Liz DeCarvalho blanked her Queens fired a 79 for the low gross score in the "taking a risk," it was necessary to insert edged Volume 65 10-9 with a three-run College counterpart, while Moira Clancy match. Jeff Koylancc, the Lions' number those players not on the top of the ladder, so nilly in i'ie [viiun; ' . ,;K nin,!. inning. posted a 6-4, 6-0 victory over Sue Kuhl. Dan Vincclclte rapped a triple to drive in three golfer, shot an 81, while teammates they can match experience and confidence. Senior Patty vanTasscl and sophomore Deb- two runs, tying the ballgame at 9-9. Gedi Kalish and Dan Traubcompleted the "This shuffling of players," Rooney added, bie Hutchins added identical 6-3, 6-4 wins to Photography editor Mark McDonough 18 holes in 84 strokes each. "helps everyone improve while also the Fordham cause, while Kathy Stemmlcr banged out a single to drive in Vincelelle Fordham number six golfer Mike Bo- preparing us for the future." and Carol Murray captured the remaining for the winning run, sending the Martyrs' dack had the only other respectable score The team's next opponent is Sarah two singles matches 6-4, 6-1 and 6-1, 6-2, Court crowd of about three into euphoria. for the Rains, as he shot 89. I awrencc College on Wednesday at home respectively. The Rose Hill linksters' record stands with the following match played on the road Jim Smith, former Rum spoils Following the cancellation of their editor, cranked two long hoincnms for at 1-1. scheduled match Saturday against the against Molloy College. J\l Softball Gains Varsity Status

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)n .Vpnl > ;-f:prf.';«niaiivf*r, >t he Fhis >s viicrf; lu- vomcn'. >oiihali u-ani •*-V..: 'iad ->ur Jianc.':; o vn. -M vnmen' utthall earn ne: viiii Xthletic •nrnes mo oiav. rirdhain von ;!n> ;our IOI •apilali/.e in hem. ' L.i'.Nimi: Director David Ru:e ind L.iintiairti O.;nler .lamtni iasi .rar. ind 'li«:r uilv .:nnt:ffiv.'thit' he jame. "Our ;iiu:]iinu va>. u;:,-- Oirenor Vtarrv o.vircn. :t va;. lalea dial lit; iciorv s ii Iw. vomwr, rdty.ior" >..•, i naiie « ioi .il' menial tuMaiu-' ;;. •• alt hall ieam WSHUJ he -ar.iiv u ra«.i n - niiK frail!, he voim-n iiaviOii'i'n nanici "if it " ,ii*d -iinM." mil lame, vlnie tic. leneiiis wmid he laiu.s ins .V'.'cxend (i 'natili- ln-m o :iar- On Xijnl '.. he iKiini1; :api,ti- •:: niimnal. ii:;naii' II hfVi/»,u. ouniiiinwn'o ir. n:!d vm iiv .huitinii i-jiil 0>iL*::ns : ..;i!r:..- '"lie amnlaun -. sue it !uaitimaie •irm- il V-'.M i5')!!!!. Voni 'v !lic Hams •ea>Me:v*a \u- - ;nle. Hus 'car he .le!in »ilanni: Uliieiiv.: However, t' In- vomciv vin. IIKV :liil:o iv ntanksni; 'vlolltsv, 4-0. .inirri'in'i* :nmi uiirnainftit :ias i le'.v loi set o Hii'nd In- ]Uv',i f •saiuun^i nut s iU'iiai. ''['".'itm'.lv .'VIT" cam i Cinnl mu i'c.'iM' In- crniiiiinon lie" vouii! jii.'.l'v Ii'.i itiU. 'Our ;)itenini| vas ".>..-•!,•• n in' >'1 ,*,•*(' t'-;'i'!Vi'U !*ji!inls it::'(>rdinu-ti •!:•. ii'ft'rv. vliini1. 'lirow'; he iiall <)i'i:;- j; i-,.;,.. "\\f. vomrn •voiiid .'ailirr vail sniii n:M md s iietlnneh' ;!ie IKI -n :v 'car o '«.:,'i\<'• iiil-ilt';ti:t':i 'ii'.ii1 ,iahs;, hiiii Vt,\,\C :;)nl'ereni:e. \V.; ii'o v,i mm' ID ; 11is :;niipronii'i' il in innnnnniMii: jood ;ie!'t":i!,e, inii >ur iai- u r .me') 'iiclnmi iner n him HUP. f/.v ;iams Hie earn "(Tircit'iiiaiU'-:, viil ir••• ^.i::1 On \oril '(), he Itains ::;n:, • ire .- • in lie \etison. heir tension -odnv Vhen iski-ci o :;immeni in 'he enin ; :".)IIe:!e iiv ,i ;c:!ire it > 1. rie .'ar nove ii ;jivi>.ion '.. "ti'.'ut !..)iH:!i " im .i;:)n.Miniii ihe .e"<;nlh inninii \'u-\:

..issanurn .aid, ' T"ie iirt;. iav«' I-IKM iean VIcMallv drove in .\v.: ::- iuiofiiu: or i. mil .' n 'iiul or hum, i'ii lonfsle. ;!ad hai he ,r:iool •f::oi!in;'{v; .oiiliall a.s .in This '-ndav ihe 'Uiuis vil ••• in itui omirm prjir. nu;;.i lor he VlAAi" jhaini)i<;ii','. • iiiomi; i; itnvu:: ak'.'iii":l iiailnla'/er; Pnini bv :ak;imon he '...uiaile l:,- 'or imuf- .'car'., /'inihatn 'Miiieni: uirorior he .ecnnd nine his .i-ason. "• .v.- VMI I. Our imin; .:osi is. lie • nizti .i::ionls n he ir;;a vuh uiaiil" .eanu.. •aid -jiromi il' in; iini:ninnii! lair.e iit'.ir'iiini; hem n !:'ir: • jwter "jraeiic;; ac:iiii(". iian i..iinlianti ' \,'.n- •HIM Ditcher, mil ve' "'. 'ie:;n :ia i.:r UKI vitirnhv F;t;!(i, ^::sisiani • '.oai:ii ionn 13i5ih .:oai:he.'; ilso .wrec :!iai :I:I.' jirnnd aid. '''-tonrtiiilv ijav; iiii:;: anil :iic ulileiic •lepanineni w ::;iiKidi:rnu ilie Ai'ter rliis .veiikenil. she ,!,iirc, •jossihiiiiv ii •iiavinu iur lamt'j; in OOITI:V iiirpasK !aM ;e.a.sun"; A-1 ;•':;:::r: :• vlanliaitan ovic:;. il. '?••'.••'.•: '•Vinnim; *V:|V'j \i he present line, :"'!rdham ; i'c.:oni .•; .ind New ;<'Ork F.-icii.

The girts have hem vhooting: for it, and I'm glad for them.. —Head Coach Tom La*sandro

G>staira> i..U)0) — aiTcr |H garni;.'; — lend FDU Jersey Devils puiled it >;ui '•••> ' Fordliam u die plate, -..vherc rim Rams have way of" a sacrifice in the boiiom : • ' :'ared veil .main.si on ooileuiali: pndiinu. "We Jun'f -live up, 'vi; ::in 1 Xiiainst >lt:-.v Vorx r,;tii iFHdav -, aid Rlives. f: :iirieni!i Dickinson 'junua','' irni 'j.:ion Hail 'iouhumon; Tony Vla^esla :i •'Mdnilavi. die ;?ams aid ;C,:K iheir ihar;: of iiroiiji inning;;, iivuig up ;nr :•" Tins out von: ooi anlc c :i:ine home vth i '.•'in. He -vati loilowed !3v U;I:I:I."I" •'iciorv. Banzos, '.vho '.vent ive.un: >;m:-:i. ' "'inlliam m iiie "luil lard viirsu:; ihe ('or dires earned nins. ,f»ii-i>: <• ',' ^'j.1 lanmiailv-cuiisju Seion Hail F'nue;;. iesniie Cuiiiiiemini r'inibhed ;ht: iame. i: :o.snm -u" : inner !in:'ii;!iier Ron nnai run and raking chu ii-'ss. VIcLauuiuin ;iad i uiiua:ii:i: il'rernoi.Mi. luiiic McLaugiiiin was !n:i Jiian;. ; : '.v<) ror IJV,. VM!I I ripie. rour ;?3i:;, and i ;>:r iix '.vuh two runs 'iooreu. viv : ;ir.ien oaM. it;ni(;r ouii eii:er I.:i)n Bianco vein one f'or i';ve vuh i'-vo ^3i;. v' { v<:ni hvn» for i"<: viih -.vo ..lounies. vmie o.vo rer tV:ur. Vlonwen i^ne •'•:<' .''- junior •:iii:'ie!dttrLiii-v! Por'iliu 'vcni ,;ni; ibr RBI. and S^ves ;-vo fur '''Mi' •wo. Vuinsi New \ ijis F^c;]. .'L' • Mnoiiiam: ,;;u-i:u 'or i;iu R.uns md ;3n:ii:ennti a >-i ieua izoinix i' •• •vein n'"y niiini::;. _ir"n!i up :i;iin nu:i ana .;:•; •?eu:n: T^ch neu ;i ip 'vu.o "iK 7 •iarniid i-um;. i n:.Mimun ievv Vlarjhelleita •icinei-iiis. Fhe itune tiien vi;!> ;aiTie in im; ^iK'nei rvi; inninjis. i'viia UJJ •:';iv<:r. and iiiu final ended ;JP " : •"' ax .••HIM ind jjunio r lik; -lad a tioucle. i':i." -'•;;;man :''iii:;in::i mu lame, u >e'oo Hail tnird Ijiist'inai'i ••: iar:n:ri;d rvi; i">"nai uneurnnii njiiii. A.i i romt •vein. i\vo ri:r r'yur -VM ii a •n.'me:' :i n;t:;;rti. •In: F'M'ui'is \i\\n:c 11 ..•(''-iijn- -yns !;eiijer Ren Bu''ag!n:ii viiiii ;"-vi; :<~ Rams Scoring, But NotVII 11 •V'ji'jn:,-. '••vo R31:J. and tH'simian 0Ui'':p "hi: t'acr 'hai lit: R.IJT::, ,H-; jijly v,; iccr;: ^'jicne had i iijt 'ii :nc inp Jo Oe :>• • ind io ;i:!:n: •:ani:ui ci; jjspiji.;d thotj:i.h. as The XaiTi puciiers in :;n^ r--; In The Win Column lie ;tjiiad i.s in i::i: ;oc iO in rbo -laiicti HI iuiiior Fotr-' LclJeili: Jn^ -ri'-';:" aoien base ;:er':i;!iia;K. i:j ^ipo in »i5 j(. vempi:: — *';J. Fortiham i ;i:k ?DL ro rh.; >lu\ inniiii; t»y Paw Hirte .md errors in ir.umj 'viicii ne 'uiii.'O :'or lw. iir. -Vhi;:i v.; rind thai stopper. nei'ore ;ailimi f-4 in a ;iame vhiub saw ihe Vl r Although ihe Foniham ha-.tiliail S.mv; 'iiai 'here iia^e be.'!i on!"' '' ' w; ' Rams jump om :o a amck 1-0 Jcuu. 1 lost rlirefl games last Friday Minriay, ind •'-Uin really >houid have lot ie-:: "Wien vi; aar viiminii, everybody's .McLaimhiin ,c:r^d on l Blam;u sucrirics JJ"- making iliuir i'M4 ;pnnij ;&i.<;on F't'nda 'ri|.\ •.vnei'i: rordhaii! i -i; know Fr.niham." aated freshman rer innlinii n iin: r'ir-ii mninii 'o ::m i-\ en 1 iiuncn"'! best j, (VI ), hnth player; .ind ^naches fee! ouitielder R.iinh SJVCS. top. "The ceuciK> and he (Caiiaii thai a win i.s mi' •'".«• down tin: i-oad. The Fhi; Rams ,'iavi; drooped main ^ames by 1 The Ram;; ii:;o ;ailied "v; ncn; m ihu •iielped us a :«.H . He i going io ^'- RfdrltS .ire.l ver. ialnnti;rt hail ,:!uh ihar simpi'' rhr«a runs or ir;.s u'our or iho.se by a sinde eiginh, a;; ;unu;r i(;i:i;iii] eai-viinan Roij i'or :.his -idiooi." added Reye;,. • needs ,i win bcf'or,* hinur; neain ro mm run) and liav-- am a ican: into quite i Ui-.v Wasson led oiT '-vih i iiniine. enlv t.i cross •ii'jyn upon u>. He pu.shes us. L-u1 around'. Senior Ed Uipolirano I..120). :he piaic f')lk:wi;;l •:••• VcLauuinin ••vork liarj. thai'•-* when lj|-'u prcu1^ "Wi*Vi» in every jann: ' ;aid Head ait; Geonu: Vlonsen * I! I s. iopiioinor^ : 1 1 In he iOin. 31am. !. vmk^tj. mudi: ( I.J ntude is helping us. f^ei-vihnrii :• • Coach Dnn r.aHaqher ••*:';•;: ;u.st looking Aiknicon ' JiOV, ind •senior Lou ; uiini. ami ic;r:;:ion i vicniioi -inijlti. :m iji,j -•cine jrounvi."