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CBADean Stuhr Moran Leaves Post By AMY SIVCO Rev. Dennis Moran, S.J., resigned as Resigns dean of students at the end of last semester because his responsibilities as a dean were ByNlCKK.VISOHIS interfering with the pursuit of a doctoral David Stuhr,, dean of the College of degree from Columbia University. Business Administration, has resigned his Due to the demanding responsibilities of post effective October 1,19*7, his position, Moran felt that he was not Stuhr Would not comment on the making satisfactory progress on his disserta- reason for his resignation but according to tion, which concentrates in Philosophy in the Dr. Gerald M. Quinn, Associate Vice- area of Aesthetics, according to Moran's President for Academic Affairs, JStuhr former boss, Dr. Joseph McGowan, vice ended his deanship to pursue a full-time president for student affairs and dean of teaching career and to allow time for students. research. "At the outset when I offered him a job Stuhr, who will remain a member of at Fordham ... it was with the understand- the business faculty, did concede that he ing that he was here to do his degree," would miss his position as dean. McGowan said. "It has been a lot of fun," said Moran first worked as associate dean at Stuhr. "It's a frustrating job, but it was the College at Lincoln Center, and was later tremendously rewarding." promoted to assist, vice president for student Since Stuhr submitted his letter of affairs at the Rose Hill campus. It became resignation late last Spring, a search apparent to McGowan that he could benefit committee composed of four business by giving Moran more responsibility and he faculty members was formed with Quinn created the separate position of dean of system that included the elimination of two serving as chairman. The committee students, which was previously included in student appeals boards and by insisting on members include Dr. Katherine A. McGoWan's title: Among the responsibilities stricter enforcement of University pfoBation. "It's a very demanding Combellick, Dr. Rod F. Monger, Dr. Moran undertook as dean of students were He was also outspoken in his attempts to Katherin Marton, and Dr. Victor M. the handling of disciplinary matters and the cultivate a better academic environment at job and it's not one Borun. overseeing of several departments, including Fordham and helped found the Committee "I would have been happy had Dean Career Planning and Placement, Student for Academic Residential Life and the that lends itself easily Stuhr not resigned," said Quinn, "but Activities, and the Health Center. Committee for Housing in a Novel Environ- now that he has resigned we have to think "It's a very demanding job and it's not ment. to the completion of of this as a possibility for improvement, one that lends itself easily to the completion Moran said he was happy with his and we have to think in terms of a person of a degree," McGowan said. experience as dean of students and was satis- a degree." with new ideas." While he was dean of students, Moran fied with his attempts to enhance academic continued on page 4 developed a reputation as a disciplinarian life. . _, after announcing changes in the adjudication continued on page 4 University Projects Incomplete Alumni Court New Problems Residents Endure Come With Construction Renovations

By DIANE BYRNE By DIANE BYRNE Students who moved into Alumni Court Most students returning to rooms in last weekend found that the University's Walsh Hall and Martyrs' Court this past newest dormitory was not completely weekend were surprised to find new finished, with construction crews still carpeting, new couches, new desks, new working outside and basic services and chairs, new beds — and new problems. necessities not supplied to many rooms. Lisa Peterson, assistant dean of students According to Executive Vice President for residential life, said that the wrong size Joseph Cammarosano, however, the bed frames were delivered to rooms in houses dormitory is functional even though the D through G in Martyrs' Court and floors six failure to complete construction has presented through 13 in Walsh Hall. In addition, some inconveniences to residents. of the toilets in Alumni Court North were "Admittedly, our slip was showing a missing toilet seats due to the fact that an little bit, but we did open," Cammarosano entire crate of seats was stolen the day they said. "We would have liked to have been were to be installed. more fully dressed or more elegantly dressed, Peterson said that instead of receiving 80 inch bed frames for the rooms in Martyrs' continued on page 4 continued on page 4 2/Thursday, September 3,1987 THE RAM »• •*» THE CAB CALENDAR

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By MARY O'NEILL concerned with the addendum to the 1986-87 dent, agreed to entertain the possibility of edition of the Student and Residential Life revising the speaker policy. Cashing The United Student Government will Handbook. We find that the statute The faculty is also concerned with the address the issue of the University's speaker regarding guest speakers invited to the present speaker policy, DiLenge said. policy at its first Senate meeting Wednesday campus by student clubs and organizations, at 7:30 p.m. in Keating 3rd. which states that "while the University "We are aware that several faculty Confusion members have begun a similar initiative with According to Tom DiLenge, vice certainly welcomes a vigorous diversity of By JOSEPH FLATTERY president for communications, the viewpoints, it reserves the right to withhold the hopes of getting the speaker policy The University Bursar, which in the past executive board is very concerned with the approval for the appearance on campus of revised. We have been in contact with them, would cash checks of amounts up to $50 for University's speaker policy as it is stated in any speaker who in the judgment of the but it must be stressed that they are two students, faculty and staff with valid University would contradict the educational wholly separate initiatives. We would hope, Fordham ID's, has decided to stop its check philosophy of the University," is inconsistent down the line, that we could coordinate our cashing service completely. with the principle of freedom of speech, efforts." The Bursar's decision came during the USG News summer after a suggestion was made by an which should rightfully be promoted in a Another important issue USG has outside consulting firm which conducted an University setting. In addition, we are concerned itself with is that of security. Matt audit of the office late last spring. Matthew the Student Handbook and will read a disturbed that the "judgement" the Nolfo, executive vice president of USG, has Casain, manager of the Bursar's accounts petition concerning the creation of a new University will employ to interpret this policy been in constant contact with Dr. Joseph receivable, said the audit showed that campus speaker policy at the Wednesday does not explicitly include student participa- Cammarsano, executive vice president, and continued check cashing would waste time meeting. tion, especially since speaker fees are usually Thomas Courtney, director of security, since and staff in the already back-logged office. The speaker clause included in the hand- financed by the Student Activity Fee. We feel early summer. The Bursar's office, which handles all of the that the "educational philosophy" of the University's finances, is currently working on book allows the University to "withhold "It is the most difficult problem facing accounts dating as far back as 1975, Casain approval for the appearance on campus of University has yet to be determined and the campus," Nolfo said, "and we intend to consider it unfair that the current statute said. any speaker who in the judgement of the make a year-long effort to try to upgrade "Check cashing takes a considerable University would contradict the educational could clearly be exercised by a University Fordham security." employee who may be less suitable to amount of time the office could expend on its philosophy of the University." DiLenge said According to DiLenge, "This number other priorities," Casain explained.. He said the executive board is concerned by the interpret the doctrine of freedom of speech that some of the major obstacles standing in than would be perhaps a qualified academic. just highlights this whole issue of security," vagueness of the clause. he said. "Although security is doing what the way of progress included slow computer "We don't know what the educational some may feel is an adequate job considering systems, under-staffing, high employee The opening page of the Student turnover, and cramped quarters. philosophy of the University is by the Handbook promises "Opportunities to what they are up against, we feel there are statement," he said. "In addition, it is not many improvements that can be made to The Bursar's interest in changing its discover yourself intellectually, spiritually, policy was made known to Paul Marone, cleaf by whom the 'judgement' to prohibit and emotionally abound at Fordham. They protect students' lives and property. president of the United Student Government, speakers will be made, nor does the policy are woven into the environment along with a The USG executive board will be in June by Dr. Joseph McGowan, vice explicitly include student participation. healthy concern for enjoyment and meeting with several administrators president for student affairs and dean of "Most speakers are financed by the development of your potential." We are tomorrow to discuss the high number of students. At that time, the Bursar's office Student Activity Fee, so there must be some fearful that the University is foregoing its robberies which took place this summer and had proposed the immediate termination of avenue for student participation," DiLenge responsibility to preserve this opportunity the possibility of Residential Life and check cashing privileges for commuters, said. "The present policy can almost be through the establishment of the current Security coordinating their activities to a while gradually removing the service for taken for censorship.'' greater extent. residents. Stickers were to be placed on Speaker Clause. student ID's, identifying them as residing or The petition to be read before the Senate According to DiLenge, the USG "The Executive Board will offer a commuting students. is as follows: executive board might not be alone in its proposal highlighting key points of the In a letter addressed to McGowan 1987-88 USG Petition Concerning opinion that the speaker policy should be security problem," DiLenge said. "They will Marone warned "that by differentiating The New Campus Speaker Policy changed. He said that during a meeting held concentrate on improving lighting on campus residents from commuting students th< We, the 1987-88 United Student in early August with the executive board, and increasing procedural consistency of the Bursar's office is aggravating a problem thai Government of the Rose Hill campus, are Rev. Joseph O'Hare, S.J., University Presi- security staff." USG, as well as many administrative offices, are trying to remedy. ..that is the division between residents and commuting students." Marone said that if the Bursar's Office was going to eliminate check cashing privileges for one group, then "the privilege should be Waller Named eliminated for the entire Fordham community." Marone's point was well-received and after further discussion the Bursar's Office decided that it would not provide check cashing services to anyone. New Coordinator Joan Mastrangelo, the University By MARY O'NEILL the young student and the Fordham student. bursar, sent letters dated July 1987 to The relationships formed can really make a returning students, notifying them of the A new coordinator for Fordham's difference." change in policy and encouraging them to Community Service Programs was named on For anyone who is interested in tutoring, explore other banking options. Students were July 1. Todd Waller was given a full-time there will be an introductory meeting on informed that student banking plans were position as coordinator after Rich McCouch, Thursday, September 10 at 11:00 a.m. and going to be offered at nearby Chemical Bank S.J., vacated his part-time post to continue on Monday, September 14 at 7:30 p.m. in the and Fordham Federal, the campus' credit his Jesuit training. New Hall Lounge. union. The Community Service Program is a Upcoming events on the Community Chemical Bank offers a special student student initiated and University supported Service Programs calendar include a jazz checking account and Automated Teller effort to provide a wide variety of volunteer Machine (ATM) card package. The account services to the Bronx community: Waller, a can be opened with a minimum deposit of native of Nebraska, said that he hopes to $20, and a monthly service charge of four improve on the existing program. dollars is added if a balance of $1000 is not "Our hopes are to build on student "Our hopes are to kept. Chemical Bank also offers a variety of accomplishments and expand student interest-earning savings plans, each requiring involvement in service activity," Waller said. build on student a $200 minimum deposit. Chemical Bank's Existing service groups work with the ATM cards are honored at all NYCE, MAC homeless, the elderly, the sick, hunger accomplishments and and CIRRUS machines throughout the programs and tutoring programs. To assist country. Waller specifically with the tutoring Fordham Federal has revised its policies programs, a part-time position was created expand student to accommodate the increased need for check for Ann O'Donnell-Frey as the Tutoring cashing on campus. All members of the Program Supervisor. O'Donnell-Frey's involvement in service credit union are entitled to check cashing and salary will be paid by an Action Grant, a dividend-earning savings accounts may be federal grant awarded to the University for activity." opened with a minimum deposit of $25 (plus such purposes. a $5 membership fee). Members may cash Tutoring is done by students at several checks up to the balance in their account free sites throughout the Bronx. These include St. of charge, and checks exceeding the account Rita's Asian Center, Our Lady of Refuge festival weekend which will be kicked off on balance may also be cashed, with a one dollar Elementary School, Theodore Roosevelt Friday, September 25, with a speech by Rev. service charge required to process the High School, and at several area junior high Joseph O'Hare, S.J., University President, transaction. The fee is designed to prevent schools involved in the "I Have a Dream" on Fordham's involvement in the Bronx the credit union from using guaranteed funds program. Students may work one-to-one or community, and with speeches by two other to cover checks that can not be collected. in a classroom setting with elementary or national figures in humanitarian movements. Last weekend the credit union opened over high school students. 250 new accounts, according to Ha For further information on any com- Hayward, FC '88, president of the credi "Students with any amount of free time munity service activity contact Todd Waller union, and he added that the overall response are encouraged to participate," O'Donnell- at 579-2011 or in room 28 of the Administra- Todd Waller has been tremendous. Frey said. "The programs are good for both tion Duilding. 4/Thursday, September 3,1987 THE RAM Renovations continued from page 1

Court and Walsh Hall — the size the Uni- September 4. dormitories' storage rooms, Peterson said. One Walsh Hall resident who wished to versity has been ordering for the past two Houses A through C of Martyrs' and New furniture will be moved in over the remain unidentified said that she liked the years — the bedding company delivered 75 floors one through five of Walsh were not summer months, she added. new furniture but did not like the fact that inch bed frames. Because of the mistake, 80 affected by the problem, since "the best of In addition to receiving new furniture, "my bed has no legs and I'm sleeping so close inch mattresses could not be fitted on the the old furniture" was used to replace the most suites in houses D through G and floors to the ground," frames and residents were forced to sleep on pieces in those suites, Peterson said. Many six through 13 received new carpeting, Peter- Lisa Reinhart, FC '89, a resident of F- the floor. Eighty inch frames and mattresses son said the suites which were in the poorest house, said, "They could have ordered new that were ordered for both wings of Alumni "It's difficult for us to condition received the carpeting first and that mattresses to go with the new boxsprings, Court were delivered by the bedding the rest of the suites in these houses and on even if the mattresses were smaller (than the company in the correct sizes. re-carpet once every- these floors will be carpeted during Thanks- 80 inch boxsprings). The new furniture is Peterson said she did not know why the giving or Christmas break. nice, though." mix-up occurred. body has their things in "It's difficult for us to re-carpet once "It's strange that [the company] would everybody has their things in there and the think we would order 75 inch beds for one there and the furniture furniture is in place," she said. place and not for the other, but it 9 Peterson said that although some happened," she said. is in place.' students have complained about tne wan tor Moran The mistake came to the attention of the carpeting and the wait for new bedsprings, "I continued from page 1 Office of Residential Life last Wednesday, chairs and couches were re-upholstered believe students realize the University made too late for a new shipment to be received in throughout the semester. If the students in an effort" to get their rooms in shape and time for the weekend when students moved these suites are unsatisfied with the quality of that they will remain patient until the work is "I was pleased with the student in, she explained. The company realized its the furniture in their suites they will be able done. Peterson estimated that all problems response, enjoyed the dialogue and discus- mistake and was expected to replace box- to select better furniture during a should be taken care of within the next two sion, and was glad [students and I] came to springs September 2 through the evening of "warehouse day" next week in the weeks. basic agreements," Moran said. McGowan will resume a dual role, as vice president for student affairs and dean of — Alumni Court — students until a replacement for Moran can be found. The University is currently adver- continued from page 1 tising in the New York Times newspaper and opening both wings so that more students has generated a list of several hundred but 1 think we were respectable." me. A setback which occured early in the could be housed in time for the start of the applicants. McGowan said he has narrowed A walk around Alumni Court reveals that fall semester. He said that the Villages would the field of applicants to 15, and does not much work still needs to be done. Windows stages of construction involved the land upon which Alumni Court was built. The types of have been used as a backup in case the rooms anticipate completion of the search during the need to be put in on the first floor, the South were not ready. next two months. wing is in need of front doors, and some soil in the ground were not compatible with the weight of the building, Cammarosano Relatively few complaints about the new Moran is currently, in Bordeaux, rooms are not yet completed. In addition, dormitory have been received by France, and is studying the French language laundry facilities have not been connected to said, so more time had to be devoted to exca- vation and foundation work. Cammarosano's office and the Office of for the next three weeks at the University of gas lines and many rooms on all four floors Residential Life. For the most part, parents Bordeaux. He will travel to Paris on only have partial electricity — holes with "The sites proved to be more difficult than we had expected," he said. seemed pleased with the work that has been September 24, where he plans lo continue exposed wires exist where outlets and smoke done, Peterson said. writing and studying for his dissertation. detectors should be. Small spaces lie between Bad weather in the New York area the windows and walls in at least one lounge, during the days before the dormitory was the tunnel connecting the two wings is not scheduled to open also created problems. complete, and the elevators are not yet Rain made it difficult for the construction Stuhr operational. workers to lay cement walkways and stairs, continued from page 1 Cammaro.sano said the condition of the and "quagmires" appeared all around the building is partly due to a lack of skilled building because of the piles of dirt," workers in New York's construction Cammarosano said. The committee has been accepting appli- industry. According to Cammarosano, the cations and/or nominations for the position "This is par for the course as far as New University is "not insensitive to living since early this summer when an advertisement York City construction is concerned," he conditions." He explained that many rooms was placed in the July 1, 1987 issue of The Chronicle of Higher Education. Quinn added said. A shortage of electricians, plumbers, still need blinds and the bathrooms still need that while the position is open to members of and construction workers exists in the city, he shower curtains, but added that the adminis- the Fordham population, it is not restricted to explained, so it was difficult to assemble tration does not expect the students to be this microcosm. enough manpower to complete the job. He experiencing problems for much longer. Lisa stressed that no students are in danger of Peterson, assistant dean of students for Quinn said that the future dean "shoulci receiving electric shocks from the exposed residential life, said installation of missing come with the mandate to work in developing wires, since the wires are not yet live. accessories would begin September 2. In refer- relations with the alumni and should be able "I believe that they see progress ence to laundry facilities, Cammarosano to bring additional resources to the school happening and they see that it's going to be a explained that workers must dig underneath that will result in a more competent faculty beautiful building in one or two weeks," she the Metro North railroad tracks to Webster and better facilities for students." said. "1 think that if it takes a month or two Avenue so that the gas lines can be con- Originally Stuhr's date of resignation months to get everything finished, then we'll nected. He said the work is expected to be was set for September 1, but according to have some irate customers, as well they completed by mid-September. In the Quinn the selection process is a long and should be." meantime, Alumni Court residents will be arduous task, and the committee had Cammarosano said the contractor able to use facilities in Martyrs' Court. difficulty meeting during the summer expects the dormitory to be completed by The University originally intended to months. October 1. open only the North wing of Alumni Court, In addition to a letter of application or Students living in Alumni Court seem which houses upperclassmen, but nomination, each applicant is required to pleased with the size of the rooms and the Cammarosano said in February the adminis- submit a curriculum vitae and three new furniture, but Bridget LaPorta, FC '91, tration decided to put pressure on the con- references. Gina Feliciano, FC '91, and Theresa Maddie, tractor to finish the South wing for the fall The applicants are first preliminarily FC '91, complained about the lack of hot semester. He explained that the decision was interviewed by the Search Committee. Those water after mid-morning, the noise made by made since work was able to continue rela- who meet the qualifications set by University the workmen and machines, and the lack of tively unhampered during the mild winter President Fr. O'Hare and the committee will blinds and shower curtains. They said they months. finally be interviewed by the President. "We had a good shot at getting the job have posters and bedsheets covering their Stuhr has agreed to extend his deanship Dean David Stuhr windows so that they can have privacy. completed," he said. "Guaranteed? Of until the position has been filled. "We are course not... But we thought it was the right eternally grateful," said Quinn. "That was Bobby Cutajar, FC '91, echoed the girls' foundation for CBA," said Christina idea." an act of generosity that was typical in the way sentiments regarding the ongoing D'Agostin, CBA '88 and class president. According to Cammarosano, financial which headed." construction. "His ideas have strengthened the curriculum "You wake up at six o'clock in the concerns were also taken into account in Stuhr, who was assistant dean of the as well as our degrees." morning," whether or not you want to, making the decision. If the original plan had college of Business Administration from "It won't be realized until later how because of the construction workers," he been followed, he said, the South wing would 1980-1983, became dean when Benedict much he lias contributed to the school," said not have been completed until at least Harter, former dean of both the Graduate said. He added, "After it's done, it's going Catherine A. Montgomery, former October and the University would still have School of Business Administration and the to be a really nice place.'' marketing professor. "He is a man who is had to pay the mortgage while it was unoccu- College of Business Administration, resigned Judy Richardson, FC '91, did not mind very careful about his principles and a man to pied. in early 1984. the fact that the building is not yet finished, be greatly admired. You don't find his type but said "the only thing that bothers me is "The meter runs," he said. "Time is During his years as dean, Stuhr has been of ethics around. He didn't bend rules easily some of the construction workers hassling money!" instrumental in instituting many changes in because in the long run it would be C.B.A. policy. Cammarosano said the administration detrimental to the student. What a gem of a kept the students' best interests in mind, "He definitely initiated a solid person." THE RAM / Thursday, September 3,1987 / 5 Father Dengler Dies By KIMBERLY-M AHIE COLON Innsbruck. He was also appointed chaplain Rev. Ralph Dengler, S.J., associate of the 20th Station Hospital, U.S. Forces, in professor and chairman of the Nuremberg, Germany the same year. Communications department, died of a heart From late 1965 to 1970 he taught attack on Saturday, July 11, at his residence English, German, and Religion at Xavier at Loyola-Faber Hall. He was 56 years old. High School in New York City, and The author of numerous articles such as coordinated the audio-visual department. In "The Language of Film Titles," an analysis 1972 he was awarded both a doctorate of of 7,590 American films produced between Philosophy in Communications and the 190O and 1968, Dengler served as Secretary Founders Day Award from New York for Social Communication for the Society of University. In 1983 he was inducted into Jesus' New York province and as consultant Alpha Sigma Nu, the national Jesuit Honor for the Division of Film and Broadcasting of Society. the U.S. Catholic Conference. He was also a member of the Association for Education Dengler returned to Fordham University in Journalism, the International in 1971 as an instructor in the Communica- Communications Association, and the tions department and was appointed assistant University Film Association. professor the following year. He became vice-chairman of the department in 1974 and A Bronx native, Dengler graduated from served two terms as chairman, first in 1976 Fordham College in 1952 with a Bachelor of and most recently during the past academic Arts degree in English Literature, He earned a licentiate in Philosophy in 1957 and a year. Master of Arts in Teachi ng in 1958. Dengler is survived by his sister, Hilda Dengler taught at St. Peter's McGrew, and brothers Theobald, Norbert, Preparatory School from 1957 to 1960 and Bernard and Laurence. The wake was held was ordained a Jesuit priest in 1963. He July 13 and July 14 at Loyola-Faber Chapel, studied in Austria and Vienna during 1964 and the funeral was held at the University and a year later served as assistant director of Church on July 15. He was buried at the John F, Kennedy Hans, a youth center in Martyrs' Shrine in Auriesville, New York. Rev. Ralph Dengler, S.J. Dining Dilemnas

hardt said that seating for 150 people is on feet back toward the Lombardi Center. The By MATTHEW BROWNE order for the cafeteria. She said there is room expansion was intended to provide additional EVERY WEEK Renovation of the food service systems in the existing cafeteria to arrange the dining space in the cafeteria and allow for the in the McGinley Center was not completed additional seats. expansion of the bookstore, the construction for the opening of the Fall term, causing long In order to prevent crowding in the of a dining area that serves alcohol and the THE RAM lines and a shortage of seats for students dining areas, Lang-Engelhardt said dining creation of new office space. eating in the main cafeteria. hours will be expanded throughout the year. Due to a need to finance housing NEEDS According to plans announced by the The cafeteria will be open from 4:30 to 7:30 repairs, the Administration decided in Administration in January, food service in p.m. for dinner, instead of the usual 5:00- January to scale down the expansion project the cafeteria would be changed to a scatter 7:00 p.m. The Ramskellar will open at 11:30 to include only renovation of the food service VIEWPOINTS system to eliminate waiting on long lines to a.m. for lunch instead of 12:00 p.m. in order systems and construction of the shell for the get food and 150 seats would be added to the to handle the lunch crowd. Dinner prices will expansion. Dr. Joseph McGowan, vice president for student affairs and dean of LETTERS main dining area. Renovations also included be discounted at the beginning and end of students, said that the seating problems will dividing the Ramskellar into two service meal hours in order to spread out the dinner be solved when the expansion project is areas: a regular food service area and three crowd. completed. AND INPUT concept areas (pizza, deli, sweet shop). The Lang-Engelhardt said that the new food "Obviously we will be in the position we renovations in the cafeteria were completed service system is working well in the cafeteria want to be in when we have the additional on schedule but additional seating has not and that it will be vastly improved when the FROM THE dining area and the additional space been installed and the Ramskellar Ramskellar opens. upstairs," he said. renovations are not finished. Original plans for the McGinley Center McGowan said that it is his "plan and FORDHAM Catherine Lang-Engelhardt, senior food renovation, made in the fall of 1986, called hope" that the project will be finished by the service director for Saga/Marriott for the renovation of the food service system fall of next year. corporation, said that the main reason for and the expansion of the McGinley Center 40 COMMUNITY the delay in finishing the renovation was that a large amount of work had to be done in a short period of time. She noted that in many cases the contractors did not know the extent of the work until they started renovating. "The work is taking longer than antici- pated," Lang-Engelhardt said. "You don't . DROP US A know what's under a floor or behind a wall until you chop it out." Lang-Engelhardt said that the regular LINE food service area of the Ramskellar will have opened on Thursday, with limited service. She said the rest of the renovations should be done within a week or two but that certain items will not be available until workers are given the extensive training required to operate some of the new machinery. According to Lang-Engelhardt the lack of serving areas came at a bad time because THE RAM of the growth of the resident population with the opening of Alumni Court. BOXB "Instead of opening up with three facilities, you open with one and 500 extra kids," Lang-Engelhardt said. Seating will be the major concern after The old cafeteria all the service areas are open and Lang-Engel- 6/Thursday, September 3,1987 / THE RAM

USG** *USG** *USG** *USG** Announcing... Open Forum U.S.G. Senate Meeting Topic: Campus Speaker Policy: How Free Is Free Speech? Date: Wednesday, September 9 Time: 7:30 P.M. Place: Keating 3rd Come Voice Your Opinion! U.S.G. Freshmen j Campus Phones Elections j New York Telephone Agents All Interested in Running for | Will Be On Campus Class Office Must Report to | Saturday, September 5 McGinley Rm. 236 During 1 in Sesquicentennial Hall for Activity Period j Residents Who Need Thursday, Sept. 10 I Phone Service. Student Directory All Students Are Requested to Submit Completed Directory Forms with Local Phone Numbers to the Registrar's Office or to their R.A. by September 18. Forms Can Be Picked Up at the Registrar's Office or at R.A.'s Rooms THE RAM/ Thursday, September 3,1987/ 7 off the heat Selling Fordham Short ICTURE THIS; it is Sunday after- some sort of national prominence. A good "Wehave three important objectives in going for graduate noon, you are flopped over the couch, studies in tlie arts and sciences: academic achievement, coast-to-coast reputation. I guess someone Pshaking off a hangover, and watching professional advancement and personal enrichment. figures that advertising is a step in that the Giants beat up on some lame opponent. Fbrdham satisfies oil three" : direction. Two-minute warning time comes, and the But, schools are not sold by ads. They are folks at CBS lead you out to a commercial... sold by reputation first. A reputation * if' developed over time, fostered by a consistently good record of classes passing across Edward's Parade in late May. PMPlourd A nationally prominent Fordham would not have to advertise. I don't see too many "Aye mates, PaulHogan here...you may Harvard ads in the Boston Globe, or Yale ads not Recognize where I am at, but this here is in the New Haven Register or Hartford Fordham University in New York City, and I After all, Courant. These schools are mentioned in page am sitting in front of fabled Keating one articles about Nobel or Pulitzer Prize Hall...Many people don't realize it, but when isn 't that winners. 1 am not sipping a Fosters Down Under, I am Some schools have to advertise. You hear here, brushing up on my philosophy, theology the school them on the radio. Fly-by-night technical and economics...Come to Fordham, mates, it institutions, small-scale businesses and is worth the trip..." which is in computer schools. Perhaps, this one: And, lona. Ktanplnh mort thin 1 pawuIlT all those ads? mtttoutt'tltiHjUl" (Music is playing, flames and smoke •Fot intonutum plttwvnddic Case closed. abound, Michael Jackson steps out of the fog The supposed need for ads aside, we are in front of Keating Hall, several robed Jesuits talking about dropping some big coins into the behind him...) "I used to sing and dance j in >' li j j K^-t^Tp^™"'*""** : bucket for some ink. All this for a school IT • Ooui^uiVHt, Utwun ; about a new generation drinking Pepsi, but let which has cried poverty in some of its me tell you, that is not all the new generation rjr ^m \ development. $32,500 a pop for advertising is switching to...the new generation is also ; Dl'.nHi.iulMuuliaAa. j could be used in several more beneficial ways. switching to Fordham... (music kicks up again, Little things which Fordham doesn't have — it's "P.Y.T. ", and Jackson sings, while the ! n^^ en-*,, ; hey, like maybe a real library! Jesuits dance...)Fordham U./Repeat after It is what has become a part of what 1 like me/I say na nana na/na nana nail want to j- " — • to call Fordham Logic. Logic more love you/FORDHAM U..." incomprehensible than that ever presented in a Or, just maybe, this one... The Criduau School fluorescently lit classroom in Dealy Hall. "John Housman for Fordham o( Aru & Science!, Brom, New Yoik The axioms of this Fordham Logic seem University... You know, a lot of schools these to dictate that Fordham should rush toward a days are making things easier for their FORDHAM new stature. Throw up new dorms. Throw out Hxjtail lMvmityo«Nn»*rtCily students, relaxing standards, encouraging too all the furniture. Throw around plans for the much free activity...but not Fordham...they cafeteria and Ramskeller. Throw over the just don't give degrees, you earnnnnnn it..." business school's administration. This whole media blitz thing comes to mind what it costs to have a full-page ad in the suppose that no matter how much the Trying to walk before knowing how to after seeing a full-page ad in the New York Times..." University pays for such ads, they are not crawl. Times the other day. It was all about what a "Well, would you like the general rate?" cheap. Relax, folks. There is plenty of time. wonderful place Fordham's graduate school "1 guess so, yes." It seems to me that spending that much All of the improvements are great, but of arts and sciences and what a wonderful "OK, that would be 32-5 for weekdays, 36 on money on advertising — and that is not the they are easily tarnished by shoddy last-minute place it is. Sunday..." first ad I have seen in the area papers for work. Taking things one thing at a time would Fine, you might say. A little promotion "Oh, so you mean it costs $3250 for a Fordham — is ridiculous, considering we were probably make people happier. Would never killed anyone. But, I took the intiative weekday?" all forced to shell out 12 percent more to come probably keep the University in better order. and gave the Times a call... "Uh, no. That would be $32,500..." here this year. Would probably gain Fordham some "Hello, can I have advertising, please..." I almost fell out of my chair! Then again, maybe it will be a la mode to prominence which it so dearly covets. "Display or classified?" $32,500! I mean, I thought $300 for an ad matriculate at Fordham. "He's Spuds McKenzie. ..Fordham's own "Display, please." in The Ram was a little on the stiff side... After all, isn't that the school which is in Party Animal! Spuds! Spuds! Spuds! He used "Please hold..." Let's get something clear, I am not sure if all those ads? to drink Budweiser beer/now he is here/now "Display advertising, may I help you?" Fordham did indeed pay that kind of money Uggh. he is here/at Fordham! Fordham! Fordham! "Ah, yeah, I was just calling to find out for that ad. I just got a general rate. But, I Supposedly, Fordham is looking for Spuds' Spuds! Spuds!

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It's nice the way everyone is I was surprised to find that It's big and kind of I like it a lot. I was All the people were friendly It was pretty. I go to friendly to each other. They there are so many things to confusing, but the campus impressed with the dorm but registration was a pain Lincoln Center and I like it don't leave you out. do on campus in addition to is gorgeous. rooms because I thought in the neck. because it's right in the things in the city. It makes they would be smaller. middle of the city. me more excited to be a Freshman here at Fordham. Pat Bornhorst Patrick Connolly Farida Doctor Terry Guiney Christine Foley Nicole Dursi FC'91 CBA '91 CBA'91 CLC '91 FC91 FC'91 8/Thursday, September 3,1987 / THE RAM Welcome Back! Residence Halls Ass<|ciatjon ons Nomination/Information Meeting ednesday September 9- 8 p. in McGinley Ballr om PositiomAvailabtein Every Dorm MART"Is' COURT - President and Secretary/Treas- urer for each house HUGHES HALL - President, Vice President, Secretary and Treasurer NEW HALL - President, Vice President, Secretary/ Treasurer and 2 Representatives

WALSH HALL - President, Vice President, Treasureri , and 4 Representatives VILLAGES - President & Secretary/Treasurer SPELLMAN HALL - President, Vice President and Secretary/Treasurer SESQUICENTENNIAL HALL - President, Vice Pres- ident and Secretary/ Treasurer ALUMNI COURT NORTH - President, Vice Presi- dent, Secretary & Treas. ALUMNI COURT SOUTH - President, Vice Presi- dent, Secretary, Treas- urer & 1 Rep. QUEEN'S COURT - President, Vice President &, Secretary/Treasurer Furthe nformation: President: liana Gom , Martyrs' A-2 295-8642 Vice Pres.: >e Charbonneau, Walsh 308 579-4230 Make This YOUR Y< ir For RMA! THE HAM/Thursday, September 3,1987/9

T IS WITH a fiesty personna and a sagacity that belies her 72 years that I Mary Harsche speaks of the past. Yet she is not the type to settle back and collect dust while treasuring a few forgotten moments * of yesteryear. Rather, she is a lady on the go Allison Zisko — constantly moving, constantly hustling, because, after all, there are so many things that need to be done. In fact, she had just finished mowing the lawn when 1 spoke to hear (a job she claims "is not bad at all"). From that point on, 1 realized how lucky I was to catch up with this spitfire. I listened with great fascination as she wove a colorful tale of life during the 40's, when the United States was at war. It was a time of war bonds and rationing, when people planted victory gardens and lit votive candles. It was a period in our history when things were No work was too harsh for these turned upside down. No longer did all the tough dames. mores and dictates of society apply to everyday life; times were changing, and you had to move along with them or get swept under the rug.. Which is part of the reason why Mary went out and got herself a job, working at General Motors as "Rosie the Riveter". It was more a case of economic necessity than patriotic fervor that compelled Mary to work in a once male-dominated field. At the time, her husband, whom she affectionately calls "Mikey," was working as a banker. Though 33 years old at the time (a point which Mary and Mikey had a lively debate over as I sat there and waited), and a father, he was not Soldering for Uncle Sam Chatting with Rosie the Riveter

free from the draft. With this in mind, Mrs, somewhat determined attitude that she aircraft carriers, along with a whole line of from 1942-1945 (at this point, she and Mikey Harsche combed the newspaper ads, looking answered the ad looking for trainees in other women. To hear Mary tell it, the work had another lively debate over the actual for a job, any job. When I questioned her defense work. Each evening, from 6-9, she was farily simple and actually enjoyable. Her dates). She later returned home, and desire to go out and work, she.replied, with a travelled to Hoboken, New Jersey, by train to speech, peppered with enthusiasms and eventually went back to work in a factory, trace of scorn in her voice, "I couldn't just sit learn about welding and drilling and soldering, punctuated by a lot of rapid hand movements, making housecoats, when her husband was home and wait for the checks to come in. the work of a riveter. Six months later (after vividly describes her work in the General drafted. At 35, with a wife and a child at Besides, everyone was going to work. I wasn't three months of training and three months of Motors plant. ;- home, he was one of the last to go. going to sit home." Need I have asked? waiting), she found herself working on the "We worked on the wings of the plane," "First they took the single men, then the It was with this somewhat defiant, Wildcats, small planes which landed on the she recalled. "I held the gun, and shot the peg men who were married, but without families, into the hole, while another girl on the other then those who were under 33..." Mary side held it. You had to brace yourself, mused, remembering the order in which the because the impact of the gun shook. And if men were called to serve. When Mikey's turn the pegs went in crooked, the hole got too big, came, he was sent to Fort Dix, New Jersey, they had to patch." and then to Ft. Lennard Wood, Wyoming While on the job, the women were ("to fight the Indians," she says with a laugh). required to wear pants and hair nets. At the "And the day he was sworn in," she time, women "only wore pants on picnics, or remembered, "and you can write this ' We worked on the wings of the plane, "she if you went out in the woods." Yet no one had down...on the day he was sworn in, they any major objections, and everyone got used made a rule that men over 35 years of age recalled. ''/ held the gun and shot the peg into to them. So much so that Mary later went out could not be drafted. Isn't that ironic?" and bought herself a pair of red pants and When he returned a year later, life the hole, while another girl on the other side "kind of liked them". basically returned to normal, though it didn't The irregular hours were what made the slow down (somehow, I doubt their lives ever held it You had to brace yourself, because the job most inconvenient. Life on the Swing will). Shift, as it was called, was not easy. Work All this talk of women in defense work impact of the gun shook. And if the pegs went hours were from 7-3,3-11, and 11-7 (changing brings to mind memories of Goldie Hawn in each month). This meant getting up at at least "Swing Shift". How difficult it must have in crooked, the hole got too big, and they five o'clock in the morning in order to make been for a woman to go out and do a man's 1 the 7 a.m. shift. The trip took approximately job. But before you jump up and declare that had to patch/ two hours, from Brooklyn to Linden, New a female is fully capable of doing everything a Jersey. Riders arranged carpools to make the man can do, including working in a defense trip somewhat easier, but the commute was plant for Uncle Sam, keep in mind that it was still a long and tiring one. The 7-3 shift was the 1940, and at that time, women didn't do that best (if you can call it that), since it gave Mary sort of thing. Which makes it all the more a chance to spend time with her baby remarkable that they did. daughter. But then again, Mary Harsche is one Mary continued to work for three years, remarkable woman. 10/Thursdav, September3,1987/THERAM

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The Ham is the University-wide newspaper of Fordham University, serving the campus and the community since 1918 The Ram is published each Wednesday arid distributed free of charge every Thursday during the academic year. Correspondence should be addressed to The Ram, Box B, Fordham University, Bronx, N.V 10458. The Ram's editorial and business offices are located at the Rose Hill campus in Faculty Memorial Hall, Rooms 428,429, and 443. The Editorial Office telephone number is (212) 579 2665, 295-0962. Copy Office, 579-2094. 2950962. Business and Advertising (212) 5792082. The Ram Is represented nationally for advertising by CASS, American Passage and CMPS. Ad rates are available on request Irom the advertising manager. Ad deadline is Monday at 5 p.m. Letters-lo-the-Editors are due on Tuesdays, 5 p.m. The opinions expressed in Ram editorials are those of the editorial board; those expressed in columns, letters or graphics are those ol the in- dividual writers or artists No part ol The Ram including text, photos, artwork and ads may be reproduced without the written consent of the editor. The Ram is composed on campus at Fordham Student Print and printed by offset lithography on recycled paper in a union printing plant. Another Disaster A scene from the movie Earthquake? Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas Anymore? Scarlet O'Hara and Rhett Buder escaping from a burning Atlanta? Return to Fordham, 1987? Make no mistake about it, residents arriving at Fordham last weekend were greeted by grounds resembling something right out of a disaster movie. But, like most sequels, worse than the original. Sequel? Remember (he Wrath of the Villages!, or how about Sesquicentennial Scream? Two of the previous bombs released by the powers-that-be at Fordham. II has happened again: unfinished buildings, missed connections on furniture orders, renovations half-completed. And, most importantly (unfortunately) unhappy residents forced to deal with construction and over-crowding in facilities. The same script as last year's struggle to complete Sesquicenterwial Hall on time; or unfinished Villages two years ago. University officials have been quick to say much of what hasn't been up to snuff is beyond its control. But after similar experiences with so-called ou(-of-control situations, it would M't'in logical that the I 'niversity would know enough to assume more control. Because pleading innocent on grounds that (he University has "no control" doesn't do much for students who climb over discarded furniture or plod through the mud to reach an unfinished dorm, only to be awakened by workmen at six in the morning, nor does it give patience to residents and commuters crammed into one undersized cafeteria. Saying sorry after breaking the vase doesn't fix it. What makes an already incredible situation even more preposterous is the fact that Fordham students arc paying 12 percent more for this madness. Talk about getting more for your money... I>r. Cammarosano talks of taking "Prudent Risks." And, indeed, risks must be taken in order to foster progress. But risks taken that cause students unnecessary headaches are not prudent risks. Especially if Fordham University continues to demand more money for students to be here. A Job Well Done Q. What do the following things have in common? a. Summer Vacation b. A Sunset c. Childhood d. A 17-course Chinese dinner e. David Stuhr's deanship A: They are all good things that must come to an end

When Benedict Harier resigned as dean of The College of Business Administration in early 1984, CBA was going through a mid-life crisis. The school was well-known, yet did not quite possess the outstanding reputation it deserved. CBA was a school in transition: a ship on the right course in need of the right captain to ensure its direction. For nearly four years David Stuhr kept the ship afloat and steered it toward its final destination. Each year the curriculum has gradually become more demanding en route to offering business students a dual education. Not only is the business curriculum competitive, but students are also required to receive a liberal arts education; Thus, placing the Fordham business student a step above (he rest. Dean Stuhr was always looking out for the benefit of the students and as one of his colleagues noted, "He didn't bend rules easily because in the long run it would be detrimental to the students." For the past seven semesters Dean Stuhr has guided CUA, but like a summer vacation, or a sunset or even a 17-course Chinese dinner, Dean Stuhr's term has ended; as all good things do. Bui unlike most, Sluhr will slay close to home and continue to teach. Whatever his real reasons are for leaving he'll be missed. A good man can be replaced, but not forgotten. THE RAM/Thursday, September 3,1987/ II

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ByPHILPLOURD too pleasant," Richardson concurred, "prudent risk" in deciding to have both wings of "We could have gotten the building in Even with the host of incomplete projects Lisa Peterson, assistant dean for residential the Alumni Court complex completed. October," he said, "if we were sitting on our which greeted residents returning to the Univer- life, said she heard relatively few complaints over "We were fortunate to have a...benign hands." sity last weekend, talk of progress and patience the weekend, a surprise to her. winter," Cammarosano said. "We didn't have While much of the work around about by officials and students alike appears to have "I honestly thought that was going to to shut the job down. We thought things Alumni Court, Martyrs' and Walsh should be negated or at least relieved any inconveniences happen (complaints)," Peterson said. "But, through carefully. wrapped up within the next few weeks, one endured. talking to people, there have been very few "The meter was running," he continued, remaining concern h the cafeteria and "1 just think that it is an exciting time, there complaints. The residents in Alumni Court are making reference to mortgage payments the Ramskcller, is a lot going on," Vice President tor Student taking it (continued construction) in stride. And, University must make on Alumni Court, With the Ramskellcr still undergoing the residents of Walsh Hall and Martyrs' Court completed or not. "It was in the University's best renovations, the cafeteria will be overcrowded are happy to have new furniture." interest to get the South Court unit completed." until that work is completed. McGowan said it Peterson said seeing improvements serves to Cammarosano, Peterson and McGowan all was one of his major remaining concerns. News Analysis assuage those dealing with inconveniences. were quick to point out that the Unvicrsity is Nevertheless, McGowan said he felt the "They see improvements and they are more to a degree at the mercy of contractors hired to University's Fall opening was a success. Affairs and Dean of Students Dr. Joseph patient," she said. "They saw we were making perform the various operations. "My staff and 1 feel very positive, very McGowan said. "We'd much rather deal with a efforts. We haven't had loo many complaints." "In such an undertaking, it is like upbeat," McGowan said. "Though we are not lot going on than not a lot going on." In order to render the dorms suitable for running a circus," Cammarosano said. "The overlooking the problems. Generally, opening Surprisingly, some of those sentiments were living, Peterson and her staff members were out University doesn't have control over went quite well." echoed by students who have been forced to moving furniture with a crack-crew of student everything." With this fall's hectic opening becoming a tolerate such inconveniences as no electricity, workers Friday night. "We rely on a bunch of people," part of the past, however, one question matresses on the floor, and the noise of "The reaction I got was favorable," Peterson said. "It is out of our control." remains for administrators. workmen early in the morning. McGowan, who praised the efforts of the Indeed, Cammarosano said he and other "Now, what do we do for an encore?" "After it is done, it is going to be a really residential life staff, said. "People are willing to University officials had to press contractors to Cammarosano asked, before answering his nice place," Bobby Cutajar, FC'91 and a be patient in the midst of progress.'' complete Alumni Court for the beginning of own question. "To that, I will say like Scarlet resident of Alumni Court told Ram reporter Officials agree that the University was the semester. O'Hara: 'I'll worry about that tomorrow...'." Diane Byrne. risking leaving a sour taste in the mouths of "I like my room, there are no problems residents with the unfinished tasks. with it," Judy Richardson, FC'91 and also an But, in the words of Executive Vice Alumni Court resident, said. "People are pretty President, Dr. Joseph Cainmarosano, "nothing happy." ventured, nothing gained." The workmen, however, are a distraction, "We could have had egg on our face," according to Cutajar. Cammarosano said. "You wake up at six in the morning "We ran the risk of turning people off, whether or not you want to," he said. upsetting people," McGowan said. "It (the early morning construction) is not Cammarosano said the University took a 12 / Thursday, September 3,1987 / THE RAM STUDENTS- GET CREDIT WITHOUT GONG TO CUSS

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College Crackups HOW TO GOOF OFF ELSE. ary, xenophobic enclaves of superficial In lesson 18, Groenig completes his By ALEKSANDRS ROZENS conformist little snobs?"] We won't tell you collegiate ramblings with "the 9 types of and college teachers." Included are the beloved RAYBOFFARDI what answer Groenig offers; however, you babbling grandpa with tenure who lectures After returning to the all too familiar can be sure that it is facetious and yet at the same time all too true. like this: "So then ... So then ... where are site of waiting in lines for classes that are my glasses?" and the genius from another MEV6R TALK ASOOT: already full or canceled, squirrels making dimension who is known for saying that "the -*HOtO COOL you Ufcfee i*> H«1W SCHOOL obscene gestures from high atop the trees theory goes against all logic, history and lining Eddie's Parade and the chaos of the expert opinion, but I tell you it's true!" One can find comfort v (THE I "Grand Market Place," [sans the Ramskellar Last, but certainly not least, is Groenig's alternative] one can find comfort in reading 1 ?C( in reading Matt description of the single-theory-to-explain- > I MURAL COKAMITTEE AT Matt Groenig's latest entry into the literary everything maniac who believes that "the ^ClTHE CAME TiMe." a ' \^0O S6.UEV6 IT?.'/, world entitled, School is Hell. Groenig's latest entry nation that controls the magnesium supply Groenig's somewhat cynical, yet very controls the universe." honest, look at education shows us how to into the literary world HOu) MOCrt i3OU L0v6 ANP These are just some of the interesting i)00ft avoid work in lesson 17, aptly entitled How entitled, School is Hell. and perceptive characterizations of teachers to goof- off as much as everyone else. Here that one encounters in an educational career. are just some pointers Groenig offers on how Some of the subject matter covered by " »AE SO MUCH to be a lazy slouch and avoid work: PtAoliOEtf M} UlHOte U Ft Groenig concerning education includes "1) avoid administrators P0(2 Mt / ITS GOIMG TO 8E When does the fabled "Sophomore helpful pointers on how to drive a substitute JUST Ufce THE IBS/'/ 2) skim required reading Slump" begin? According to Groenig it teacher crazier, how to get into the college of and skip everything else. commences in October of your freshman your choice or at least a nearby community >* HOu) SUCH 3)"write vague, spineless papers year. If you're wondering about how long it college. School is Hell touches on the subject FILTU feACfcor r -me 4) cram will last, Groenig hypothesizes that it may of Grad school; some people never learn. 5) blot out any knowledge inadvertently last "anywhere from six months till death." Groenig concludes with some sobering ^) (ooece HEee HE'D WASH absorbed in class during the week with brain Effectively employing what the thoughts on a college education: > I OUT AUU yood MOJ^S damaging debauchery on the weekend." 3 > WITH SOAP/ANP THAT highbrow New York Times would term as "Is college easy?" Some other wisdom offered by Groenig minimalist artwork, Groenig gets his point "It's easy, just remember 3 magic concerns the question of joining a fraternity across in a humorous fashion. words: sink or swim!" or a sorority ["aren't they all just reaction- 14/Thursday, September 3,1987/THERAM

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Workshop Schedule: interviewing: Career Exploration: September: September: Resume Writing: 10th, 15th, 17th, 22nd, 8th, 10th, 15th, 17th, 22nd September: 24th, 29th 24th 29th 8th, 17th, 22nd October: October: October: 1st, 6th, 22nd, 27th 6th, 8th, 13th, 15th, 20th, 8th, 13th, 15th, 20th, November: 22nd,29th 27th, 29th 3rd, 5th, 10th, 12th, 17th, November: November: 19th, 24th 3rd, 5th, 10th, 12th, 3rd, 5th, 10th, 17th December: 1st, 3rd 17th, 19th December: 1st Clip and Save THE RAM/Thursday, September 3,1987/15

travel to the prestigious National Catholic Championships at Notre Dame on September 25, where Shea has high hopes of placing in Crosscountry Previews the top five. The team also has two entries in the By CHRISTOPHER SHAW Dewey will be aided Ihis year on the KylMYVNCONKY metropolitan section of New York City's elite Guarded optimism. That's the way .sideline-, by Graduate assistant Tim Marshall, Things are looking good for the women's Fifth Avenue Mile on September 26, although Cross-Country Head Coach Tom Dewey is holder of five Fordham track records. cross country team as it prepares to begin its who will run has not yet been determined. The approaching the 1987 season, which begins Despite the presence of Marshall and Lavery, fall campaign. Coach Sue Shea's squad will be on September 12 and runs through the end of Dewey feels that the season may have some led by a strong crop of returnees, joined by team will then move on to the MAAC November. rough moments. four incoming freshmen. Championships, where it placed second last The Rams, who finished last year with a In cross country, the top seven runners year to the top competition in the area, 5-3 record in dual meets, will once again be "This is not one of the strongest teams comprise the team's travelling squad. Shea Manhattan College. The MAAC is followed led by the talented junior Pat Lavery. we've ever had here," Dewey said. "The forsees intense competition among her girls by the Metropolitan Championships October Lavery, who has run a 4:06 mile, consistently problem is not talent but numbers." for these spots, saying, "1 expect that the girls 12, where the women placed third behind finished in the top five in the championship Numbers indeed. Only eight men will be will have to be very fast to crack the top seven Manhattan and Rutgers last year. meets. But still, Dewey expects him to only running for Fordham this season and that, this year." Overcoming Rutgers and especially get better. according to Dewey, makes it difficult to Competing for the right to travel will be Manhattan is one of the squad's major goals "He did a super job for us and is going make the move from being competitive to returning seniors Laura Schmidt, Mary Beth for the season, and Shea believes that these to be one of Fordham's best," Dewey said. being great. Mandry, Linda Mietzner, and Kelly Brown. tough opponents can be beaten • Last season Lavery, who is co-captain this The heart of tne outstanding junior class, led season along with senior Art Ferreira, ran the Besides Lavery and Ferreira, running for by Patti Nelson and J.J. Radice (of basketball five mile long cross country course in 25:28. Dewey's Rams this fall will be, Senior Brad fame), who is looking "awesome" this year Soccer The school record is 24:52. Kelley, Juniors Juan Collado and Kevin according to Shea. They are joined by Erin continued from page 20 Eardley, Sophomores Tim Condon and O'Connell, Kelly Gallivan and Maureen passing, through Iona defenders. They then Sandy Sabatino and Freshman Jeff Paonessa. Kim Reilly is the sole sophomore. Bohnsack. produced a rush on the right side into a fine SAVE BIG Long Island's Nancy Gunning is "leading cross to Hausch, who headed it home. ON HEWLETT-PACKARD The Rams open the season on September the pack" as far as the recruits go, and is Hausch, from Northport, N.Y., finished the 12 in a meet with L.I.U., Philadelphia expected to be among the top seven. With first half scoring by taking a pass from CALCULATORS Textile, William and Patterson, and Trenton some improvement, Susan Marks of Irishman Curran and once again, putting it in State. That meet, like all other home races, Westchester has the potential to join her. The the goal with a header. • Advanced statistics HP-28C • Unit conversion takes place at Van Cortland Park in freshman class is rounded out by Suffern's State of the Art Fordham played very well in the second 250 programmable Scientific Calculator Riverdale. Dewey, who is in his seventh year Stephanie Cronin, who will train through the half, adding 3 goals. Curran took a long pass commands and cross country season, but is more a speedster (unctions as coach of both the men's cross country and on the right side from freshman Jason 60 dired keyboard track teams, calls Van Cortland "the best who will have a greater impact on the track in Lannert and knocked it in at 15:28. 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This year, an even better defense will offense will have more power. However, the state, its highest preseason ranking under be supported by a much improved offensive real offensive find might have come locally in Schnur's tenure. attack. the center/forward, David Hausch, a High One problem early on for the team is the The Rams are looking to defend their School All American from Northport, N.Y. lack of practice days. The NCAA only allows 1986 MAAC championship, in anticipation Schnur is very ecstatic about all his new 19 practice days, so the team is still looking that it will lead to greater things. Leading the freshman additions and the new start for for the right combination to play with. defense and the team is Jimmy Rooney, Curran. Hopefully, they will gel quickly enough to MAAC Co-Rookie of the Year and team MVP With the front line and backfield accomplish all their goals. A successful last year. He occupies the sweeper position covered, the midfield is equally strong and defense of ther MAAC title is the first, on defense, but he does not stop there and his supportive. Co-Captain Senior Erik followed by a trip to the top 20 in America 11 goals last year prove that. The excitement Wadehn, the only senior on the team, leads a and the top three in N.Y. State. Maybe, begins here and stems throughout the whole "most creative midfield," where he is finally, a NCAA tournament bid will be in team. Freshman Anthony Roros from flanked by Juniors Gil Aguirre and Jim their grasp. Ridgewood, Queens plays the stopper, right Morris. in front of Rooney. The contest for the other "This team has the most depth and it is defensive positions is still in doubt. by far the most talented I've had here at He also hopes for improved fan and "It's a real dogfight for the outside Fordham," Schnur praised. This young team recruited by Fordham, Schumacher and faculty support for his fast, intelligent, and backs," head coach Frank Schnur said. has reaped the benefits of having a fulltime Mark Gusinde. However, Gusinde was not exciting group of soccer players. Wins are ' Sophomore John Fitzgibbon, Junior coach. fond of American life or American soccer, so much more rewarding when the home team Greg D'Aguanno and two talented freshmen, "I had my best recruiting year so far," he left for home, not having adjusted too receives some fan support. Hopefully, the Jason Lannert and Milton Espinoza, who he explained, who brought seven student- well. Schnur also feels that Gusinde's team's new attacking style with a highly both played on the East squad at the U.S. athletes to the campus of Fordham. With all departure did not help Schumacher's concentrated assault on the opponent's goal Olympic Festival this summer, are all battling this good news, there is, unfortunately, a loss situation. Being alone in a foreign country is will provide more scoring. Schnur also feels for two spots. Finally, the last line is still the to the team to mention. not that easy. Schumacher also told the that Schumacher may have had trouble goalie, where Fordham returns the MAAC Kai Schumacher, the MAAC Player of coach that he needed time to sort things out. adjusting this year to the new style of play. Goalie of the Year, Co-Captain Jeff Knuth. the Year last year, has left the team to return So, without Schumacher's talents, the Every position is filled with a quality However, Knuth is being hard pressed by his to his home country of Germany. Schnur Rams must contend with their hardest offensive threat. This style of play will be fellow Junior Al Nazor. cited family problems and Schumacher schedule to date. Hartwick, L.I.U., able to take a few more chances and possibly, Obviously, defense is not a problem for wanted to leave Fordham due to these Syracuse, Columbia, and Adelphi in N.Y. generate more excitement for the fans. the team. Last year, however, the team had problems. Schnur pointed out that everyone state and Seton Hall, Philadelphia Textile, Here the Fordham Rams Soccer team trouble putting the ball in the net. As a result, felt that he adjusted very well to Fordham, and F.D.U. are all high quality opponents. begins with defense and ends with Schnur concentrated his efforts on the both athletically and academically. He was a But, Fordham has the talent to play in this excitement. This should provide a most offense. He did a masterful job of recruiting solid student and one of the team's top goal high rent district. enjoyable season, not only for the players forwards, the backbone to a good offense. scorers. Originally, there were two Germans This team has a tremendous chance of and their coach, but also for the fans.

the strongest team in quite a long time." The Rams return every player from last spring's twelve man team that finished with a record of eight wins and six defeats. The Beat Hawthorn appears very excited about his top freshman recruit Tom Chisolm. "He will clearly be one of our top three singles players and he also adds strength to the Goes On doubles position as well," explained Hawthorn. At this point in the year senior Danny Mastrangelo is considered the top By HENRY HERBERMANN man. Women's Tennis Coach John Rooney Another senior, Ken Henderson, will does not worry much about putting pressure also be one of the top men in the Rams' on himself or his players. He freely states that lineup. Junior Don Harrington and his "powerful" team is headed for an out- sophomore Peter Kane will consistently be a standing season. Considering that last year part of the top six. Harrington shares his the girls won 27 out of 29 matches and return coach's optimism for the upcoming season. five of six starters from the 1987 spring season, losing only the number six girl, it is ii easy to understand Rooney's optimism. In I definitely believe, fact, the Rams will regain the services of we will win most Kelly Brown, their number two player during the fall of 1986, who spent the spring 9 semester in Spain. of our matches, ' Kathy Sonner, a junior from Norfolk, Virginia, is the returning number one player. "I definitely believe, with our added She also serves as manager and treasurer for experience and strong help from our the team. Seniors Tina Buschi and Mimi freshmen, we will win most of our matches McGlaughlin have been named co-captains this year." for the year. Rooney has added 10 freshmen Freshman Chris Fitzpatrick,. although this year to bring the total squad to 24 girls, not as highly regarded as Chisolm, will add the largest women's tennis team on the East depth to the team and possibly could make Coast. Despite the unusually big squad Rooney (left) and Hawthorn ponder the future. the top six. Rooney expects to get almost every girl into Although in tennis more emphasis is at least one match. Rooney talks about the success of his placed on the spring season, Fordham will be The Fordham Ladies will definitely be team by stating, "I know we have a powerful taking on several tough opponents this fall. challenged, however, with perhaps their outlet. The reason why we are so good is These matches include Big East teams Seton toughest schedule in many years. According depth. We're strong down low. There's not Looking ForHall and St. Johns. to junior standout Maureen Fallon, "We will much difference between the top eight girls." be playing much tougher teams and be Of his coaching style, he says, "I don't worry The Rams begin play on September 9 involved in much more traveling this about teaching and drilling technique. I against Vassar College. On October 1 and 2 a Title they will be involved in the MAAC Tourna- semester." mainly teach the girls how to win." Teammate Kerry Brady adds that In the past the Fordham girls have regu- ment, which they have won two of the past "Harvard, Villanova, and several Ivy League larly beaten teams that are granted much By HENRY HERBERMANN three years. In Hawthorn 's words "we prob- schools give us a very competitive schedule." more money for recruitiijg purposes. Rooney The Fordham Men's Tennis Squad ably would have won it in 1986 but we were Rooney also sees Pace, Seton Hall, and claims, "the Ram Club is a male oriented began practice this week in anticipation of a without the services of Danny Mastrangelo." Army as very tough matches. October 1 and organization that hasn't done enough for highly successful fall season. Coach Bob The Rams also play in a West Point 2 the girls will be playing in the MAAC ladies' athletics at Fordham." Regardless, Hawthorn, who has directed both tennis Tournament on September 18 and 19. Their Tournament which they have won or shared this team continues to win year after year and and squash at Fordham for the past thirty- fall season lasts no longer than a month, the title four years in a row. should do so this year. two years, believes he will be able to "field ending October 7 at Pace University. 18/Thursday, September 3,1987/ THE RAM

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Merchant Marine Academy. Last year the lineman will be Pat Lanzo. Lanzo transfered experience. Both outside men are 6-3 so their Michaels. Michaels makes the move to Rams upset the then nationally ranked from a Division II scholarship program to height should make it tough for opponents to adjustor after a year at linebacker. Mariners in a thrilling 20-19 game. The come here. He also can play nose guard as throw over them. The linebacking corps is Like the offense, the defense has only Mariners feature two Conference Players of well as end. The backups will be Rocco very inexperienced and green but they are one question mark, the linebacking corps. If the Year in Skip Azzurita and Torn Grillo and Junior Mike Norbury. Another talented and hard working. they play well the defense is very solid. If they Tifenthaul. Ball control will be essential to lineman is Frank Williams, the ex-basketball Last year's secondary was burned often don't, teams will pick them apart and negate keep the pigskin out of their hands. player. Williams has a year of eligibility left, but should be dramatically improved. Glueck the effectiveness of the down linemen. On defense last year's Rams were and he is using it to play football. His 6-7, has 3 quality corners to choose from. "I am John Kennedy was last year's punter and excellent against the run and porous against 260 pound frame will intimidate many going to play all three and whichever two are placekicker. With Kennedy having the pass. The secondary should be much opponents. the hottest will start," Glueck said. Junior graduated, the whole kicking game is open. improved this year but the strength of the The linebacking corps is the defense's Kenny Torres, Ralph Ries and Steve Sharp Steve Troutman has a leg up on the place defense still lies along the line. Defensive weak spot. Only one of the starters has any will vie for time. Sharp is the team's fastest kicking job. Troutman is a freshman and tackle Marty Mazzara is one of the best in all experience at all. The rest were back ups on player, turning in a 4.4 time in the 40 yard Glueck is apprehensive about turning the job of Division HI. The senior co-captain leads a last year's talented corps. Senior Mark dash. Jerry Kehm is set at free safety. Kehm over to a freshman. "I don't like having a talented line that will be relied upon to stuff Mullen and Mike Vitale will be the inside is the defense's quarterback as he calls the freshman in such a pressure packed position, the run and apply pressure on the quarter- men in Glueck's 3-4 alignment. Mike signals. Glueck called Kehn "a good player but he was recruited for the job so we'll see back. Nose guard Chris Carlin has been McGivney will be one of the outside men who only lacks blazing speed; his instincts are how he does." fighting injuries all camp but impressed while Bill Wayrock will be the other outside excellent." Defensive end Mike Norbury is one of Glueck with his toughness. The other starting linebacker. Wayrock is the only one with any At the adjustor position will be Matt three vying for the punting job. The other two are freshman Joe Evans and ex-soccer player Tim Manfred. Manfred, according to Glueck, "has a strong leg but no technique at all." The 1987 Fordham Rams have two major questions to answer, namely the linebacking corps and the offensive line. While Glueck was reluctant to make any When it comes predictions, he did concede that the play of those all-important positions may determine the success of the team. One thing is certain, the team is stronger than last year's edition. 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The press conferences — which have included a new Athletic Director, new media members at the conclusion of the football coach and new basketball coach over contest. During the game, he has to keep the the last two years — have been done by essential statistics. That chore ranges from Sports Information. Suffice it to say, any- quarterback sacks by Marty Mazzara to thing that involves Fordham Athletics involves rushing yards gained by Rick Hollowell. Joe Pagnotta. Before the two teams even hit the gridiron, On the horizon for this coming year is Pagnotta must set up the press passes for the new hope for the football team and a possible member of WFUV and The Ram. However, top 20 ranking for the soccer team. all of this still has to be done if the football "I am really anxious to see what the team loses this weekend. soccer team can do this season," Pagnotta Pagnotta, a 1978 graduate of St. John's, said. "I don't think that they have had any is entering his sixth year as SID at New York fine moments like both the football and City's little Jesuit institution. Before arriving basketball teams and if they can crack the top on the Rose Hill Campus, he worked for the 20, that could be fun." New York Apollos — a soccer team — as Most jobs are unique, but few are com- their director of public relations. Following parable to the one of a Sports Information that two year stint, Pagnotta was the SID at Director. They are as close as possible to Adelphi, for one year. collegiate sports, able to travel the entire "A real lot has happened here and I1 country while still able to maintain a family have had a chance to affect the programs," life, and there are not many SID jobs Pagnotta humbly replied as he looked back available. on his first five years at Fordham. "Few people understand and appreciate Nothing could be closer to the truth. what you do," Pagnotta admitted. "There Last spring the baseball team had an are six other SIDs in this area and none of amazing season, Under the coaching of Dan them have a similar situation as mine here at Gallagher, they were able to upset nationally "There are six other SIDs in this area Fordham. My closest colleague is 3,000 miles ranked Georgia and eventually had their away at Santa Clara." miracle season ended just two victories short and none of them have a similar situation People may question Pagnotta's love for of reaching the College World Series. Rarely Fordham, however, considering he is a grad- does a season like that take a back seat to as mine here at Fordham,'' uate of that not so popular school down the anything. This one did. road called St. John's. He answers the Sitting in the driver's seat was Pete for Harnisch at the beginning of the season. too early or too late. We did a good job and inevitable question concerning his allegiance Harnisch. Harnisch was a junior flame- They sent out an All-American pamphlet to Pete did his part by pitching brilliantly." by stating, "I have been here longer and feel thrower who anchored the entire team, as he the college baseball coaches — who do the "When you get an All-American, that is very close to thisprogram." went on to gain third team All-American voting, the media and the Ram's opponents. really nice," Pagnotta said. "When we Any doubts are quickly vanished honors. "Timing was the key to the Pete (feature on Harnisch) were on the front page because getting to know Joe Pagnotta is Enter Joe Pagnotta, Fordham's SID. Harnisch thing," Pagnotta pointed out. of The New York Times sports section, I getting to know what makes Fordham so Pagnotta and his staff started the media blitz "You can't get the information to the coaches knew we had it (an All-American in great and that is loyalty. FORDHAM FLASHES The Fordham Rams baseball team supplied most of the Rams' offense. Allen Rams also placed four players on the ECAC an outstanding player, Macarchuk says of enjoyed their most successful summer in had two hits, including a fifth inning two run All-Tourney Team. Outfielder Jack Allen, Herzog. "Fred is the type of player that can many years, coming within two games of a homer. He finished with two runs scored and who finished with a .400 average for the help us right away next year and then some trip to the College World Series in Omaha, two more driven in. Catcher Tom Levy gave season, joined mates Brad Howland, Tom down the road." Nebraska. The College World Series is a the Rams some insurance as he blasted a solo McManus and Paul Darrigo. Harnisch was Herzog could move right into the double elimination tournament of the shot in the seventh inning to give Fordham also named MAAC Player-of-the-Year for starting lineup as a center but more than nation's best eight teams. their first ever NCAA win', the second time. likely he will be the first big man off the The ECAC Baseball Championships was The same combination of gutty pitching Former Fordham Ram Pete Harnisch bench. first on tap for the Rams. The Rams breezed and timely hitting rescued the Rams in their signed with the Baltimore Orioles.. Harnisch Macarchuk's first recruit was Mike Rice through the ECAC playoffs all the way to the next contest against Dartmouth. was the second player chosen in the second of Youngstown, Ohio. Rice, a 6-3 point finals. In the championship game the Rams Scott Wasserfall got the start for the round of the draft. This past weekend guard, averaged 16 points and seven assists met N.Y. Tech. Fortunately for Fordham, Rams and he pitched brilliantly. He got his Harnisch was called up to Double A. While last year for Boardman High, the same their ace, Pete Harnisch was on the mound. forkball over consistently to give the Rams a at Fordham Harnisch compiled a 21-3 overall school that produced Ray "Boom Boom" Harnisch was in top form allowing just one hard fought 2-1 win over Dartmouth. Paul record with a 2.29 ERA and 213 strikeouts in Mancini and Bernie Kosar. run and five hits while striking out 13. The Darrigo pitched well in relief to land the 204 innings. Fordham baseball coach Dan "The thing I like most about Mike is Rams had won the ECAC Championship 5-j. Rams in the finals. Gallagher said, "I'm thrilled for Peter. that he has improved each year in high Their next stop was the NCAA Eastern It was there that the Rams' dream Baltimore is a very good organization for school. He is a tough, hard nosed kid who Regionals. In the opener Harnisch went for season would end. The road weary Rams lost pitchers, and I think they got outstanding should play a lot for us next year." the Rams on only three days rest. He was 12-0 to Rider. Since it is a double elimination talent in Pete." Keven McBride, a 6-8 forward from facing the 9th ranked nationally Georgia tournament they had one more chance to In his first year as head coach, Nick Molloy, will also add depth up front. Bulldogs and their ace, left hander Derek keep going. They would once again face Macarchuk has landed three fine recruits. McBride played last year with the sensational Lilliquist. Lilliquist was selected in the first Georgia. This time the Bulldogs were ready First and foremost is Avenel, New Jersey's Kenny Anderson so his scoring average, 8 round (5th overall). Harnisch did not have for the Rams and handed them a 10-4 loss to Fred Herzog. Herzog averaged 18 ppg and points per game, may not be indicative of his his best stuff but consistently worked out of send the Rams back to the Bronx. hauled in 13 rebounds per contest to lead his scoring ability. "I'm happy with all of his trouble stranding 11 runners in 1 5-3 Ram The disappointing end could not sour an team to an 18-0 record. Herzog even blocked game; Kevin is an outstanding outside win. otherwise brilliant season. Their final mark five shots a game. shooter and an excellent defensive player," Jack Allen, the ECAC Tourney MVP, of 33-13 was the school's best since 1926. The "Fred is really starting to develop into said Macarchuk. 20/Thursday, September3,1987/THERAM 1987 Rams: Untapped Potential Only six seniors will start

ByMIKEMYLLKK by the sophomores, tackle Chris Brown and starting quarterback, the back up job is still As the Fordhani Rams prepare for their guard Pete Anderson. The left side is flanked up for grabs. Freshman Dave Olsakowski has second year under head coach Larry Glneck, by juniors Ron Olson and'guard Tom the inside track. Sophomore Frank Delezio is there is a sense of familiarity that was missing Langan. A cast of freshmen will give depth to still attempting (o come back from major going into last year. the inexperienced group. knee surgery. Last year he wrecked his knee "Last year we had an entirely new staff The tight end position should be one of and was out for the rest of the season. In and nobody was familiar with the players," the team's strongest. Three players are all regard to Delezio Glueck added, "If there is Glueck said. vying for time. The leading candidate is any way he can come back, he will. He is a Even with the new staff the Rams came freshman Marc Meighan. He will be ably highly motivated guy." one point away from winning the Liberty backed by 6'3", 225-pound junior Bruce The backup job could be important with Conference title. With the title on the line Miller, and John Somers. Hagan's history of injuries. they tied Pace on a muddy Coffey field. At split end senior John Ferraiola has The remainder of the backfield is the This year's squad will look to improve the inside track over Mike Sarame. Glueck team's strongest aspect. Glueck calls them, on last year's 4-5-1 mark. Their biggest categorized both as "possession types, "the backbone of our team; in my 22 years of question on offense will be the line. The neither has blazing speed but they both are coaching they have as much potential as any talent is there but there is not one senior on dependable." the line. group I have ever been associated with." Getting the ball to them will be senior Leading the way is sophomore Rick "Last year the line was our most consis- Bob Hagan. Hagan was the starter last year Hollowell. Hollowell saw some duty last tent group. I am worried, but the potential until injuries prevented him from having a season when Chip Kron went down, and he exists for them to develop into a good unit," great year. This year he is healthy and primed showed great potential. Hollowell also uses line coach Kevin Kissel added. for a successful season. his shifty moves well in the open field The starting group shapes up with two "Bobby has all the characteristics we are catching passes. juniors, two sophomores and a freshman. looking for in a quarterback; he is a leader The freshman is center Eric Swayker. "We will get Ricky the ball anyway we and a motivated invididual. He has had a can, running as well as receiving." Swayker is a Presidential Scholar who also great camp," Glueck added. adds depth at guard. The right side is manned Returning from a knee injury will be With Hagan firmly entrenched as the starting fullback Rodney Knight. Knight, a 6' 228 pound bruiser, will lead the way for Hollowell. Wing back Ed Pearson will use his Bobby has all the characteristics we are looking for versatility to give depth. Pearson can return punts, kicks, catch passes and sell programs in a quarterback; he is a leader and a before the game. "I will try to get the ball in Ed's hands as motivated individual" much as possible," Glueck added. Promising freshman Brian Dumply has had a good camp as well. The whole backfield is talented and deep so the running game is in good hands and will be relied upon to control the ball. Offensively, the line is the only potential problem area. If they gel the offense could potentially be explosive. If they don't solidify it would be difficult to establish a running game or a passing game. In their first contest of the season the Rams will face the tough continued on page 18 RAMS OPEN STRONG

ByJOECUOZZO All kinds of freshman questions are asked at the beginning of the fall semester. Coaches have questions about whether their prize recruits will perform. Well, if a 6-0 thrashing of lona is any indication, then Soccer Coach Frank Schinir will be very pleased. Freshman David Hausch led Fordhani to the victory with a first half hat trick. The reinstatement of Cullen Cumin from Proposition 48 this year reaped direct benefits with two goals. A host of freshmen, live, played a major role in the first victory of the year. The first half was dominated by Fordhani witli most of the play occuring in Iona's end of the field. Fordham's speed, size, and strength presented big problems for the Gaels. Hausch was the high beneficiary of some fine passing in the first half. At 9:45, a beautiful midfield pass from Milton Espinoza sliced through Iona's defense to Hausch's foot. He kicked it home for the game's first goal. Later, Gil Aguirre and Espinoza again displayed some expert continued on page 15