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EVI TUESDAY FREE 84 UD students Perot bashes bill arrested No, not Clinton. Two School Lane parties lead to the former candidate underage drinking charges. rips onNAFTA.

BY SHERRY A DORSEY BY E IANENE NOLAN carrying the c ountry on the ir Si.dlfReporter Associate News Editor shoulders ." A total of 122 people, 84 of whom Nearly 3,000 people packed In order to remain a safe were university students, were arrested the Bob Carpenter Center country and not take jobs away at two parties in the School Lane Sunday to hear former from American workers, Perot Apartments Saturday, said LL. Bill Presidential candidate H . Ross said, we must not break down Nefosky of Newark Police. Perot speak out against the the trade regulations with According to the Wilmingtqn News North. American Free Trade Canada'and especially Mexico. Journal, police said 112 of those Agreement (NAFTA). Music was used as a vehicle arrested at 16 and 18 Yale Avenue The lecture was sponsored by for enthusiasm and inspiration were charged with underage drinking, United We Stand America as Perot quoted lyrics from while four were charged with (UWSA) of Delaware, a local country music group Alabama's disorderly conduct, three with song "40-Hour Week," which disorderly premises and three with deals with the working-class noise violations. Up close with Ross, AS people in the country. Plain clothes officers were present at A live band also played a both parties. They called in other NAFTA foes aplenty, AS song called "I'll Remember in officers after paying $2 each. in marked November," which implies bills, to enter the parties and they noting branch of the organization Perot current politicians may los e the majority of those at the residences started after entering the 1992 their positions during the next looked underage, Nefosky said. presidential race. election for making detriment al Cristin Kissel (BE FR), who was at In his speech, Perot implored policies. Perot a s ked the one of the parties, said: "When I got to all those present to take action audience to sing along with th e the pany,I saw this guy and he came in against NAFT A, which proposes copy of the words di stributed to with a bunch of other guys. He looked to break all trade restrictions the crowd. like a regular person, but he was an between Canada, Mexico and Perot cri ticizcd the efforts of undercover cop." the United States. the four previous pres idents who At approximately 11 :30 p.m., the "Millions of people know sponsored th e NAFTA police raided the apanments and made· more about NAFTA than the agreement, saying they did not everyone show their university people we elected into the debate the issue because the y identification cards or driver's licenses, government," Perot said. were too busy mud slinging. police said. He said the government is not " A fancy word they came up Nobody was pcrmilled to leave the revealing any details about with to call me is pany unti I they had taken a brcathalizer NAFTA to average citizens, demagogue," Perot sa id . test, police said. who could potentially lose their " Being an ill iterate Texan, " Those who failed the breathalizer jobs if the legislation is he sa id , " I ha d to go to th e were issued a summons to appear at approved. dictionary. And here is the first Newark Municipal Court and may face Perot said the government definition of a de mag o g ue: a fines pending the court's decision, tells people, "'Don't worry , leader championing th e cause of police said. , your job's going south because common peopl e in an cient While out of state students could be you 'II get jobs in the industries times. fined S300, Delaware residents could of tomorrow ."' 'Til take that one," he said as be fined S250 and could face a six­ He added that the government the crowd roared. month suspension of their licenses. has no clue what the industries Along with th e e nthusiastic Nefosky said: "The residents of the of tomorrow will be. shouts from the c rowd, ma ny apaJUnem were charged with undemge A roped-off section in front audience members carried s igns consumption of alcohol. The charges of the stage was reserved for the reading, "Say No to NAFTA !" pending against the residents of the members of UWSA, who reacted and "Give NAFTA the Shafta!" apartment are providing alcohol to to Perot's words with shouts of Perot e x tolled the UWSA minors and selling alcohol without a ap.proval and applause. members for their wo rk to ward license." He stressed the importance of government reform . The officers confiscated two kegs rt·IE REVIEW / Walter M. Eberz the average citizen's role in "If we come together a s a and Sl04 that was collected by the Former presidential candidate H. Ross Perot presses some flesh Sunday at the university's Bob today's politics, and said, "Let's residents of the apartment for the beer. Carpenter Center. Perot spent the afternoon blasting NAFTA and urging citizens to unite behind his get back to working Americans see SPEECH page A3 The residen~ of the apartments were United We Stand movement. see ARRESTS page A8

Delaware has the nation's seventh best chemical Burke asks for voice Watch out, MIT! engineering program. BY SEAN NEAK)' up there with MIT, Cal Tech and known in New Zealand and all over in provost search from Mexico to study chemical A»otant M!ws Editor Princeton. the world. People know it's one of the engineering, said, "A professor I had In a recent world-wide study the "The students here are just that best schools in the world for chemical in Mexico told me about Delaware BY SUSAN MAZO commiuec. Staff !;:eport•r university was ranked as one of the top good." engineering." and what a good program they have." "When looking for a professor, I schools for chemical engineering. Science Watch evaluated the Maria Rivera (EG G 1), who came The president of the Delaware think students can re la te a nd be The department of chemical engineering progmm's undergr.xluatc sec ENGINEERING page A4 Undergraduate Student Congress helpful in the process," Murray said. engineering was ranked seventh in the arxl gnvjuate research publications and (DUSC) has asked to be pan of the " H o wever, world, in the April, 199J issue of the p-ogram 's quality, he said. Top 25 Unlversltes In Chemical Engineering university's committee searching wh e n lookin g Science Watch, a scientific journal "It is on every aspect of our ------(iiiTiOrig those Publishing 70 Oi More Articles-­ for a new provost, a post vacated for a dean , published by the Institute of Scienlific program, the quality of the faculty and Reviews, and Notes, 1984-90) last year when R . Byron Pipes pro vos t or Infonnation our research." resigned. admin istrator of The university beat eighth-ranked While Klein said the chemical John Burke (AS SR) said he an y type, it is California Institute of Technology (Cal engineering department keeps the high - ~: ..l_ ____,. ___ ~:~ .~~-~-~-- --... -,. __1 ~~~t; a__ j _~-~~~~--- .. -~-~~';;s~L requested a scat on the selection di ffi cult for a 1 Carnegie Mellon University 9 8 6 7 0 6 .84 Tech), while it trailed behind sixth­ ranking in perspective, it certainl y committee because he felt the student to 2 Twente Univ. Technology 79 490 6.2 student body is entitled to un derstand an d ranked Massachusetts Institute of spreads its reputation throughout the Unlv. Wisconsin, Madison 106 629 5 .93 Technology (MIT). world. Univ. Minnesota, Minneapolis t 25 697 5 .58 representation in the process. cite specifi c Chemical Engineering Chairman "We're pleased about the mnkings, Univ. Texas, Austin t 32 732 5.55 "Basically, I think you need a characteri sti cs." Michael Klein said the university but we don't dwell on them," he said. MIT 205 11 3 4 5 .53 student on the search commiucc," Pr esi d e n t undoubtedly deserves this high­ "They let people know about us, University of Delaware 1 2 6 69 3 5.5 Burke said. "A student would be David P. 76 411 ranking status. Klein said. "Students from al l over the ~altech 5.41 interested in someone who would R ose ll e University of Notre Dame 7 4 400 5.41 anend to our needs and address BURKE disagreed . "Titcrc is no question that we are world come here." 1 0 Ruhr Unlverslt~ of Bochum 411 5.01 one of the top I0 schools in chemical Dean Fake (EG G 1), from New student issues." " I specifi call y as ked Burke, as engineering," Klein said. "We're right Zealand, agreed and said: "Delaware is Source : lSI's Science Indicators Database . 1984·91. Richard Murray, interim provost, the president of DUSC, to submi t Graphic by John Oltmger said it would not be appropriate for an undergraduate to be on the sec BURKE page A4

UDHISTORY CONTENTS INSIDE REVIEW KEEPING TABS On Sept. 28, 1971, Campus Flash .. A2 Section 2 ...... B I Nationa l tuition costs continue to rise The National A small group Police Reports .. A2 Feature Forum .. B2 for the third straight year at private Enquirer reports pickets the Deer Backflas ...... A2 The Question .. . B2 and public universities, outpacing the Star Trek , The Next -~..- 1 Park for alleged News AnalysisA2 Sports ...... B4 national average of income, inflation Generation captain discrimitory ProfFiles ...... A4 Agare ...... B6 WEATHER and financial aid. On A3. Patrick Stewart was practices against Perot indepth ...... A5 Class ifieds ...... B8 Much like the Tam pa Bay Buccaneers' Delaware spread end is explosive on horribly abused as a "certain freaks and Editorial...... A 14 Comics ...... B9 chances of winnin g the Super Bowl, the field, but in the past year he's had child, and intensive many black people." In Review & Opinion . . . today and tomorr011' s weather outlook care has final Iy The group calls his troubles off of it. Last September • Wherry on provost candidate is bleak. Expect paqu e skies and he was expelled after being arrested rescued him from a ...... ______. itself "The Meatball • Smith on affirmitive action probable rain, wit h temperatures life-time of A MEATBALL Conspiracy." in a dispute at the Christiana Towers. • Hickey on a racist judge hovering in the upp r 60s and low 70s. Now he's back. On B4. emotional agony. STEWART A2 • THE REVIEW. September 28, 1993

Backflash A lookatUD A First State CAMPUS FLASH happenings theatre says adieu

in a viewing of My Dinner With Rush Into Fall Andre. In my high school years, the By movie house was on its last legs and Fraternity rush turnout for tried showing bands like Tommy fall was the same as last year Rob Conwell as somctlting new. It didn't except there was an increase in sophomore rushing , Wherry work. If you really wanted to experience officials said. the State at its best, you had to go on a "The numbers are the same BY KOB WHEKKY Saturday night and sec The Rocky more or less, but all Conltibu6n[! Editot Horror Picture Show (probably the fra ternities arc optimis tic, " Five years ago, Robert L. Tecvcn only time the theater was at full said Inter- Fraternity Council Sr. made a decision that forever (IFC) President, John capaci ty). changed my childhood memories of Imagine, if you will, six young, O ' Keefe. downtown Newark. " Because there is a higher preppie high school kids dressed in ln a September 1988 issue of The docksides, L.L. Bean s weaters and turnout of fres hmen in the Review, a story outlined his plans to spring semesters," he said, khakis, deciding they needed to tear down some of his run-down experience a little of the world. My "fraternities will redesign the propenics on Main Street- mainly associate membership pledge friends decreed we would all see the the State Theatre. movie, not knowing what we were program to adapt." The brick theater, with its huge The redesigned program about to witness. '50s-style marquis, used to stand in the The show seemed to drain the will encourage more din lot between The Malt Shoppc and freshman to pledge in the outcasts of Newark from every crack Harter Hall. The structure stuck out and desolate comer. They would dress fall, O'Keefe said. like a sore thumb at times and served IFC Rush Chairman Mike in chains and military boots, dye their as a place 'where bored Newark hair stnmgc colors and basically try to Stack agreed and added: "We teenagers could experience how the look like something better suited for are not having a bad rush. other half lived. Although the freshmen are . When I was young, I would walk to At risk of disclosing details of what not coming out as much as Main Street as son of an adventure. It last fall, it leaves hope fdr the cult movie watcher experiences was far from home -maybe a mile­ during the film, I advise future viewers spring." and always hosted some unique people to bring toast, a squirt gun and your Stack strongly suggests and odd events on the weekends. best sarcastic remarks. And dress as everyone should find out THE kEVIEW /Maximillian Grotsch The State was my first stop. One you please, it really doesn't matter. more about fraternities . day a poster for Deep Throat ·appeared Delaware halfback Lanue Johnson lunges into the end zone during Sunday's game against West What my friends and I learned that "There is a lot that men do Chester at Delaware Stadium. The Hens won 56-41 against the Division II Rams. in the showcase, which caused me to not know about them. You night in the dark confmes of an aging stop on a dime and take notice. I had theater was that there is more to life should find out because they never seen a porno movie or heard of than playing Trivial Pursuit. People of can be for you," he said. [joining] a fraternity. It gives the Loudis Recital Hall of the ·A · graduate of the Juilliard them and, unfonunately for the State, all types existed right outside the "There is a fraternity on them a chance to plant their Amy E. DuPont Music School, Eanet has premiered the city of Newark wanted the rest of doorway. We could easily become one campus for every man out feet," Ronckozitz added. Building. and recorded the music of the town's youth to remain in the closet of them instead of conforming to peer there. O'Keefe encourages The concert will feature the Friedrich Nietzsche, and his with me. The movie never showed. "Check it out, at least." freshmen to see as many debut of first violinist Nick recording of the Brahms pressure and magazine fashion. But it was this kind of aura. a certain The State was torn down some Alpha Tau Omega Rush houses as they can, but they Eanet, who joined the quartet sonatas with pianist Jon vibe, that made the State so unique. months later, and Teevcn stated the Chairman, Craig Ronckozitz must keep a 2.0 GPA and take members in May 1993. Klibonoff is soon to be You never knew what would show or changes to the makeup of Main Street said his fraternity rush at least 12 credits in the The program of the evening released on the Newport who would be scheduled to play. It turnout was much lower than spring in or-der to join a will include String Quartet Classic label. were going to be positive. WOI.IId go from an "artsy" theater one "I think growth with control is previous years. fraternity, he said. No. 4 by Bartok; and Quartet week to showing recent releases the "We had one-fourth of the in g minor for strings by next and finally a place where local sec BACKFLASH page A7 amount of freshmen pledges String Quartet Debussy. bands could display their talents. than usual, but the sophomore Eanet has performed as a Conpiled by Alish·a My third grade class went to the numbers were higher," he The Mendelssohn String soloist with orchestras and in Palmer. Campus Flash State to sec 1776 as pan of our said. Quartet will present a concert recitals throughout the United appears in every issue of education for America's historic "Freshmen should ease into at 8 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 5, in States, Europe and Japan. The Review. birthday. When they wanted to feel cultwally elite, my parents would take

An Associated Collegiate Press .Ban the smoking camel? Say it ain't so, Joe Four-Star All-American Newspaper Jeff Pearlman Editor in Chief If th.e ..iovernment has its way, another animal may become exline( Adrienne Mand · Executive Editor BY BRIAN HICKEY television, print media advertisements Camel" is anracting youths in private companies' advertising point~ has been made, it is difficult for Jason Garber Brandon Jamison Cit)· ,'\I£1W'S Ediror are their only means to persuade America to smoke arc lobbying the techniques. these Attorney General's to blame this Editorial Editor Managing Editor Within the last few years, it has people to buy their product. Federal Trade Commission (FTC) to Robert Abrams, New York's cantpaign for youths smoking. become increasingly more difficult for A current example is the R.J . ban these ads. Attorney General , initiated the plan, This pressure appears to have had laura Fasbach Robyn Furman people to smoke in public. Reynolds Tobacco Company's "Joe Twenty-seven state Attorney and Oberly agreed to sign on after an effect on the tobacco community Rebecca Toil en Managing Speda/ Projecls Editors Laws have been passed banning Camel" ad campaign. Generals, including Delaware's Abrams approached him. as a whole. , smoking in public places, such as "Joe Camel" is a cartoon character Charles M. Oberly Ill, have joined In a lcucr to the FTC, Abrams said, A spokesperson for the R.J. Kyle M. Madden shopping malls and government who is presented in many different rogcthcr in a campaign to have these "Federal action is necessary to protect Reynolds company refused to Advertising Director buildings. advertisements taken out of our nation's children." comment to The Review because they Fears about the dangers of second circulation. Oberly said data which supports didn't want it to seem they were Lynn Schoenbeck hand smoke have played a large role Oberly said that companies the view that these advertisements catering to young people and Alicia Olesinski in this change, and new information sometimes target certain segments of lead youths to smoke raises attempting to get their name seen on a Business Managers about the effects of smoking have INews Analysis I the population to buy their products, interesting questions that need to be college campus. Copy Editors ...... spurred many people to quit the habit. and that the "Joe Camel" campaign is answered. This is one of the reasons Philip Morris Co. and the Tobacco Christine Galasso This presents a problem for a prime example of this. Oberly said he signed on with Abrams Institute in Washington both refused Tracy largay tobacco companies such as R.J. scenarios. "The FTC has also looked at the and 26 other Attorney. Generals, to comment on the case. Traci Manza Reynolds and Philip Morris, because Whether shown pool side or in a effects of morning television including New Jersey and Maryland. It seems thai the Attorney Sandy Onnsbee when people stop smoking, the now tuxedo, he is supposed to be the advertising on children, other cigarette Although they are being accused of Generals' plans have not truly Melissa Tyrrell of money into their pockets begins to epitome of smooth. ads and the marketing of malt liquor targeting young smokers, an R.J . materialized yet, - because a Jennifer Valese slow. He is presented as a suave, slick [in inner cities]," Oberly said in Reynolds spokesperson said they are spokesman for the Federal Trade Entertainment Editor ...... Glenn Slavin In order to continue to make a character who is the essence of cool explanation that this is not a new adamantly opposed to youths Commission stated that they had profit, these multi-million dollar - almost a Fonzie for the 90s. procedure. smoking. · heard nothing about the case. features Editor ...... Liz lardaro companies have to find a way to get This ponrayal of a "cool" cartoon Oberly said he was not sure exactly The underlying assumption is that Although the attempt at a FTC ban Graphics Editors ...... new people to start smoking, or character that smokes has been how the Attorney Generals were the "Joe Camel" advertising campaign seems to be very preliminary at the Jennifer Mills people who already smoke to switch interpreted by some as a blatant going to execute their plans. is directly linked to a growing number present time, it is highly likely that a John Ottinger to their brand. attempt to attract young people to of youths who are not only smoking, This C'!-Se stirs intriguing battle between the tobacco producing Nf!WS Editor.; ...... Since tobacco companies are not but are smoking Camels. companies and the government could smoke. controversy as to whether or not the Stacey Bernstein allowed by law to advertise on Some of those that think "Joe government has the right to regulate lf no conclusive data proving these be brewing. Mary Desmond Lisa Goodman Brian Hickey WHEN YOU CAN'T BREATHE, NOTHING ELSE MATIERS® laura jefferson E. )anene Nolan For information about lung disease contact your local Lung Association Jennifer Post Graham Segraves TAMERICAN LUNG ASSOCIATION. Police Reports Photography Editor ...... Walter M. Eberz Sports Editors ...... Newark High student residence hall Saturday night. Captain Jim Flatley said one Police gave the following person arrested was wanted by Megan McDermon Ron Porter account of the incident: Lane Alderman's Court in Newark. A Assistant Entertainment Editors ...... broke into the residence hall and 21-year-old was also arrested for arrested with cocaine then into a room, when he was providing alcohol to a minor, Rachfi,l Cericola WINTER SESSION surprised by the resident of the Flatley said. M. TyeComer room and fled . Police were able Complaints about drug to find Lane because of the activity on the unit block of Assistant Features Editors ...... description given to them by the '94 /TAL YIGREECE Cleveland Avenue led to the Ashwani Chowdary resident. Wilmington girl shot M. Victoria Kemp arrest of a Newark High School Lane was apprehended on Why not study in Greece, Sicily, and South student for selling cocaine to an Assistant Nevvs Editor ...... New London Road, charged undercover police officer at 8:45 Sean Neary Italy during Winter? with second-degree burglary and p.m. Friday, Newark Police said. by pellet gun in second-dcgr!)e trespass, pol icc Assistant Photography Editor ...... Corne to an Interest Meeting and learn about Jamal R. Ford, 18, of Terrace Newark said . He is being held on S2,500 Drivl!, was arrested by ). Hollada a special program sponsored by the secured bond at Gander Hill University and Newark Police, Assis tant Sports Editors ...... Prison, police said. A 17-year-old Wilmington Philosophy Department. charged with delivery of cocaine Meredeth Glazar and taken to Gander Hill Prison female was shot by what police Sara Hauff All students interested in learning where where he is being held on believe was a paint-pellet gun Socrates taught are invited to join Dr. Palmer: SS,OOO bail, police said. Twenty-seven people while she was waiting for the traffic light to change at East arrested at football Delaware Avenue and Academy Tuesday, October 5 Office and mailing addr.,s: game Street Friday, Newark Police Student Center 8-1 Newark man arrested said. Newark, DE 19.716 4:00pm, 341 Smith for Rodney D Police gave this account of University Police arrested 27 the incident: The 17 -year-old Business ...... (302) 631-1397 For more information contact: burglary people for underage possession was waiting for a light when Advertising ...... (302) 631 -1398 Dr. Lucia M. Palmer and consumption of alcohol in what at about 10 p.m. when New~Editorial...... (302) 831 -2771 the parking lot outside Delaware what was believed to be black FAX ...... (302) 831-1396 University Pol ice said John a Department of Philosophy stadium during the Delaware­ Ford Escon pulled up nell:t to Lane, 28, of Newark, was Copyright 1993 11'(302)831-2380 West Chester football game her car. She and the Escort's arrested in connect ion with a Saturday afternoon, University The Review burglary in the Rodney D Police said. see POLICE page AS September 28, 1993. THE REVIEW • A3 World TuitiOn rates rise nationally WVUD ,- News deliver the best possible product at the DJ dies in The average rate at public lowest possible price," he said. "Freezing salaries, cutting faculty and car wreck staff, consolidating or not filling positions, universities rose 6 percent last reducing benefits, closing unpopular The host of a un ivers ity U.S. YOUTH HOMICIDES HICHEST departments - those arc painful," Warren radio station program died Sunday after an automobile IN INDUSTRIALIZED WORLD said. year, ·increasing costs to $6,027. accident ncar Chesapeake 8Y CHRISTINE CAL.ASSO service, for example the SIS system and "However, we have a strong conviction Ninety percent of the world's youth that these measures wi 11 make a major City, Md . Copy CcJiror the UD phone, David E. Hollowell, scnoir Newark resident, Neal C. homicides occur in the United States, National tuition costs continue to rise vice president, said. difference in terms of affordability and a report by the United Nation's access while maintaining quality." Payne, 62, of 56 O'Daniel for the third straight year at private and He said the un iversity has also cut back Ave. was in the passenger Children's Funp (UNICEF) said. public universities, outpacing the national 300 positions in administration and support The study reponed that independent The study reported the United institutions arc increasing their own scat of a car that was struck average of income, inflation and financial service areas to avoid making cutbacks in by another car at 8:15a.m. States as having a rate of 15.3 aid, a recent College Board survey academic areas during th is period of time. financial aid budgets by more than S4 homicides per I 00,000 residents billion to compensate for the decrease in on Maryland Route 2 13 at revealed. More sections of courses arc being Town Point Road, Maryland between the ages of 15 and 24. The average tuition, room and board offered, but 'thc interior design program has federal financial aid. Other countries included in the The University of Delaware, which State Police said. rates at public universit ies rose 6 percent, been terminated due to lack of popularity. Payne was ta ken to survey are: Canada, with a rate of 3.1 ; increasing costs to approximately S6,027, Cutbacks have al so been made in the ·participated in the survey, has increased its Italy, 1.9; Britain, 0.9; and Japan, 0.4 . own financial aid budget by 17 percent Christiana Hospital, where said the survey. Despite the rise, a large linguistics and theater departments for the he died later that day. UNICEF also said that, with 20 percent of public universities have cut same reason and also because they have even though there hasn't been a decrease in percent, the United States has more federal aid, said James R. Halloway, senior Mark Ellis, a disc jockey expenses. become more costly than usual, he said. at WVUD , said he was on children living in poverty than any The board's data, which was based on Donald Stewart, president of the College assistant director for financial aid. other industrialized nation. 10 percent Last year, the News Journal stated, the air when he received a the response of 80 percent of colleges and Board, said to the Wilmington News phone call abou t Payne's of Canada, Australia and Britain's universities in the country, indicated the Journal. S34.6 billion were awarded nationally in chi ldrcn live in poverty. scholarships, loans, grants and other types death. tuition and room and board rates at private "Public institutions continue to be under "He was a cra nky, The report gathered country-by­ institutions has risen to an average of SIS, great pressure to increase tuition, but I of financial aid to help about half of all country data on death rates, education students in the country pay for college. crotchety old guy, but he 818. • think they're also under great politicill was one of those old-time and nutrition, and then factored in the At the same time, the Wilmington News pressure to hold down prices." Kathleen Broudcr, direc tor of per-capita wcallh of the country. Information Services for the College guys for whom a handshake Journal reported 38 percent of public For the third year in a row, private was enough," Ellis said. "He The highest scorers were Sri Lanka, Scholarship Service, said this represents a universities have terminated making institutions' tuition increases were between was a friend." with a grade of plus 97, and Vietnam repairs to buildings, 31 percent have made 6 and 7 percent, according to a statement 5 percent increase from the previous year who earned a plus 116. The United due to inflation. Payne had been a cuts in the number of offered courses and by David L. Warren, president for the maintenance worker for States was rated a minus three. 45 percent have left full-time faculty National Association of Independent Warren said priority should be allocated "I think the single most important to student financial aid funding by state Christina School District positions vacant, reported the non-profit Colleges and Universities (NAICU). and was a retired lesson of the report is that income and College Board. "We want parents, students and the and federal governments. wealth is no guarantee of success," Students, he said, should choose their Wilmington firefighter Over the past four years, the University public to know that we arc very clear about where he served 20 years. said Richard Jolly, the deputy of Delaware has been reducing its staff, but the need to hold our costs down, and the college or university on "educational executive director for UNICEF. aspirations and not on price." A group of WVUD disc also has been increasing quality in its need to restructure our institutions to jockeys broadcast a special FLORIDA WOMAN ACCUSED show for Payne's regularly­ OF KILliNG, MULCHING scheduled program, "In a BOYFRIEND Mist," which features big Accident band music from 8-11 p.m. Florida police allege exotic dancer Sundays. Michele Roger, 27, stabbed, burned Bill Chambless, host of and mulched her boWriend before victim Sunday evening's "Scratchy mixing his remains i.n cement. Grooves," introduced the She then, police said, disposed of special show and informed his body by throwing chips of the upgraded listeners of Payne's death. concrete all along Florida's Interstate "We know Neal would 95. have wanted us to fill his Police had been investigating the ·to stable time slot tonight, so several disappearance of the boyfriend, David of us will try to do that," Alexander Richmond, for a year. BY liM MILLER Chambless said on the air. As of Sunday Roger had not Staff R•porler "Neal loved this music admitted to the crime, but she told University graduate Susan and loved playing it for you informants in secretly tape-recorded Gosnell has improved from on his 'In a Mist' program conversations that she stabbed critical to serious condition all these years," he said, his Richmond to death in their a fter an accident in Newark voice dropping off. After a condominium. Police have not been Sept. 12 , a public affairs pause he continued, "I told able to recover the remains, but they assistant from Christiana myself I wasn ' t gonna do found small amounts of blood in the Hospital said. that, but I loved him too condo. The Honda Civic that much." Gosnell, 22, of North Chapel "E vcn" S tcve n Leech, THREE U.S. SOLDIERS KILLED Street, was driving was hit by host of the Saturday IN SOMALIA a 1978 Chevrolet Impala. morning program According to Newark " Boptimc," played an album An American Blackhawk helicopter Police, when Gosnell wa s Payne had given him. was shot down over Mogadishu making a turn at Casho Mill Payne's son Neal R. read Saturday morning by Somali and Elkton roads, her Civic an introduction his father militiamen, killing three U .S . was hit broadside by the had already prepared for the crewman. Impala. show and was I ying on his An unknown Somali was killed, and Pol icc said no charges ha vc father's type writer. three other American soldiers and been filed against the driver Brian Lee, another three Pakistanis were wounded. of the Impala, and the WVUD disc jockey, spoke department is not going to of Payne's impact. DUPONT LOSES FLA. BENLATE rush into an investigation " He was a fixture, a CASE unti I they arc sure of father figure, a colleague, a Gosnell's prognosis. sincere friend and a lot of A Florida Circuit Court jury Christiana Hospital help in my life," Lee said. returned a $3.04 million judgement officials would not give . the "He was a lot of fun . against the Du Pont Co., who was specifics of Gosnell's "He was in possession of accused by a Florida couple of injuries. a lot of wit and humor, with releasing a faulty pesticide called However, Michelle Higman, loads of it to spare," he said. "Neal, we' re gonna miss Ben late: THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch a public affairs assistant for Christiana Hospital, said, "It you ." The jury assessed a $3.79 million West Chester University QB Dave Mac Donald is caught A Big Mac to go/ looks good for her if she's damage claim, but held Du Pont between Hen defenders Rob Higbee (88) and Matt Morrill during Delaware'!> responsible for only 80 percent of the been moved from critical - Graham Segraves 56-41 win Saturday at Delaware Stadium. damage. The jury concluded the rest condition to seriou~ . " of the damage was the fault of the plaintiffs, Fred and Donna Henry. Henry said Benlate destroyed more than 70,000 plants at this Paradise of nrr.hids. Du Pont said in a statement that it College study says bricks before books was "keenly" disappointed by the verdict, and expects to appeal. BY MELANIE MANNARINO core of the university. "It's a group of people who understand the campus Facing more than 400 similar SuffReporter "The Lamou du Pont building is an excellent example and its architecture," he said. claims, this is the second court room In a recent study by Carnegie Mellon University, of a new building that blends with the traditional "We review anew design as it unfolds and make sure loss for the chemical company. It was students ranked the quality of campus landscape the Georgian style of the mall," he said of the university's there is a consistency and rationale in the plan." charged $10.65 million in an Arkansas number one consideration when choosing a school. most recent addition. The new student center, to be built next to Dougherty Benlate trial earlier this month. The buildings at the University of Delaware were The buildings on West Campus were built in the Hall in the future, will be constructed with brick and built over the course of more than 100 years, with popular 1960s style, he said, and East Campus halls arc white limestone, he said. S. AFRICAN BLACKS GET .ROLE different architectural styles peaking and declining in typical of a 1950s style. "Because of the red brick with "The aim is to include elements from the Georgian IN GOVERNMENT popularity throughout this time, said David Ames, white trim, these East and West Campus buildings arc in architecture," he said. director for the Center for Historic Architecture and the same vocabulary as the old, but just a different Students across campus said they appreciate the Parliament voted last Thursday to Engineering. style," he said. traditional layout of the university. allow blacks a role in governing South Gary Smith, assistant professor for Plant and Soil David Hollowell, senior vice president of the Steve Kahn (AS SR) said campus, especially the mall, Africa for· the first time amid protests Sciences, said the campus has unique qualities such as university, said there was a conscious effort to make "a has always been beautiful to him. from the white right-wing lawmakers complimentary building designs and a traditional look consistent material choice" in the buildings. "I like the mall the best because of its classic style," who said, "this action makes which links the campus together. There is presently an architectural committee for the Kahn said. "It's what I think all university campuses permanent peace impossible." "Different parts of the university were built at university, Hollowell said. should look like." The vote creates a Transitional different times and each have their own character," Executive Council, made up of Smith said . representatives from the 26 black and Ames said the North Central area from Main Street white parties that have participated in to South Central Campus, including the mall, was the talks on ending apartheid. planned in 1916. The body will act as a watchdog and "The university set out their plan and over the years have some veto powers, most have gradually filled it in ," Ames said. importantly, it will have the power to Although the buildings in this area of campus were veto decisions on the increased not built at the same time, he said, the style, Academic security forces to quell political unrest Georgian, has been maintained in the eJttcrior of all in black townships. buildings. Ferdi Hartzenberg, leader of the The Academic Georgian style is characterized by White Conservative Party led his columns and a brick design known as Fl emish Rond, followers in walking out of the which alternates the long and short end of the bricks. Parliament after the vote said, "We New Castle Hall, on South Central Campus, was have lost a golden opportunity for built in 1926, and Cannon Hall in 1952, yet they both peace." look as if they were built at the same time, Ames said. The African National Congress, the Recitation Hall, built in 1882, was originally built in .country's largest black group, praised a different style called Romancsque. The exterior the the vote as "a major victory for the details of the building were removed in 1917 and the forces of peace and democracy." colonial columns and designs typical of the Georgian style replaced the Romancsquc. Margaret Santopietro (AS SR) chose this university Complied from' ' The Philadf!/phia because of the campus. Inquirer, · The News jour:nal, USA "I seriously considered about three other schools, but Today, The Tennessean and The New when I visited the university I loved the campus," York Times. Santopietro said. "Even in the rain it looked good." lHE REVIEW I \Va~er M . Ebeu Smith stressed the importance of maintaining the T~e university has tra~itionally constructed buildings in an Academic Georgian style. David Ames, architectural style of the mall because it is the historical director for the Center for Historic Architecture and Engineering, said it was originally planned that way. I A4. THE REVIEW. September 28, 1993 ( I Officer's original rape !Rt{IJI!files I statement 'misguided' Taking a stand BY M VICTORIA KEMP misguided," he said. subject is described as a white AuUr•nr Fe•rure1 Editot " It was said in reference to a male, 20 to 35 years old, In a speech given at Alexis I. period of 10 months that th e between 5 feet 10 inches and 6 A university professor testifies in front of Congress. du Pont High School Wednesday serial rapist was inactive. feet 2 inches tall, with a stocky BY R!SA,BEHM911Wr1 "Violcn:e is a staple in JX'(JgraJTlffiig Pnesauly, the nctwms li'C keeping night, Col. Thomas P. Gordon of " He should still be considered build and a pot belly. ~~~"" because it is easily understood - it tta:k of vidcocc themselves by plocing the New Castle County Police very dangerous," Gordon said. New Castle County Police Last sping, a university rcofcssor ll'al1.'n':nls language, it travels," she said til: letter V (for violcncc) in telcvisioo said no attacks have been "The suspect could s till said they have recently linked received a p00nc call from the staJJ of However, violence itself is not so ~ next to titles of shows MUch may attributed to the serial rapist perpetrate again, and women the suspect to a rape case in Rep. Edward Markey (D-Mass.) bat, she explairxxl. contain material children should not since an attack on Naamans should continue to take Maryland and up to 10 more requesting her testimony at a "Violcrl:c is ba1 wren it is cauinual view. Road in Brandywine. precautions." cases through DNA testing. congressional committee hearing in am children sec it cmstanlly." Signaielli said m:ctings of retwori( Gordon proceeded to say the According to Lt. Alexander Gordon said: "Everything is Washington. Sigroriclli, woo was given one week officials fuxJucntly lake place. However, serial rapist was "out of von Koch of the Newark Police not fine. We still have a serious Nancy Signorielli, professor of to prepare her testimony, said the jilmc it appears as though they are not too business," although he gave no Department, the serial rapist has problem." communication, testified before the call from Markey's office was a concerned about the problem of further information about his been connected to two rapes in In New Castle County alone, Energy and Commerce Commiuce's canplcte shock to her. violence. Newark: a July 1990 rape in the there were 150 reported rapes comments. Subcomrniucc on Tclocommuni~ons SignoricUi said Markey w.JS familiar '"'ll: nct\I.Uks are saying that thcrc is Since he made the comment, Towne Court Apartmcms and a last year, he said. and FlllanCC May 12, 1993, during its with her research on violence on rot as much violcocc as JXXllllc think," however, Gordon has been November 1991 incident in th e "We arc dealing with a lot of "Hearing on Tclcvisioo Violcocc am its television, which she conducted with Signoriclli said. "They don't feel too Christina Mills Apartments. sex crimes, and people should be repeatedly questioned about the ~mChilthm." colleague George Gcrbncr, a many programs will need warnings, seriousness of the case. Although no com pos ite aware of their surroundings," he In her two-minute testimony, communication professor at the especially canooos." "The statement was picture has been made, the said. Signorielli requested violence on University of Penn of Hrst Amenlment violati

Photo Engineering program's prestige Kempton Baldridge, a former Navy chaplain, was appointed the university's Episcopal Campus minister earlier this year. continued from page A I engineering out of all Lhe different Investigator by the National Science engineering programs here because iL is Foundation. According to Klein, the progrd!Tl docs so highly r.mkcd." Wagner was the eighth member of A good ol' Navy chap(lain) not focus on one class, and the President David P. Roselle said: ''The the chemical engineering dc[Etmcnt to undergraduates arc just a.c; important as chemical engineering department is one receive this distinction. BY LAUREN MEDNICK from Yale University, he the coup which overthrew the graduate students. of the best programs in the world. It's "The award is given to a young Staff Repwter became a Navy Reserve communism in the Soviet "Teaching and research go hand in made up of an outstanding group of faculty member by the federal A former Navy Chaplain was Chaplain. Union, as one of his fondest hand here," he said. "We teach wruft we individuals." government for his or her educational recently appointed as a Baldridge was called to memories of his overseas already know, but we also do research." One of those individuals is Mahmoud achievement," said Wagner, who religious advisor for the active service as a Chaplain in military service. The university's prox.imity to local Kaba(EG Gl), from Liberia. received his Bachelor of Science in Episcopal Campus Ministry at the Navy during Operation The Cincinnati native corporations contributes to its success, "! came to the university because it chemical engineering from Carnegie St. Thomas's Episcopal Church Desert Shield and he served 2 earned his bachelor's degree at he added. has such a good program," he said. "It's Melon University arxl his doctorate from on 276 S. College Ave. 1/2 years in Desert Shield and the last all-male-college in the "We have a great advantage with Du been a wonderful ex.pericncc. I'm doing Princeton University. The Rev. Kempton D. Desert Storm, making three country, The Citadel, received Pont right here," Klein said. "They arc what 1want to do." "It's a very competitive award and Baldridge served four years in tours in the Middle East in 14 his theological training at Yale the pioneers of chemical engineering Klein said the rankings also help the can really help start acareer,"hc said. the Coast Guard Reserve , months . and was ordained into the and they helped us get an carl y start in university recruit undergraduate Wagner said he accepted the positioo where one of his assignments Baldridge said he considers Episcopal priesthood in 1989. the field." students. aL the university when it was offered was the recovery mission for the baptism of a 25-year-old While Youth Minister for St. Klein also said the university's "very "We don't just concentrate on the because "Delaware is one of the top the Challenger explosion. former Soviet gymnast, which Luke's Episcopal Church in distinguished faculty makes us so good." graduate level, we work just as much schools in the world. Shortly after his graduation he performed two days after sec NAVY page A6 Lauric Adkins (EG SR), president of with the undcrgrclduates," he said. "The quality of the faculty and the Tau Beta Pi, the national engineering l..ast year, assistant professor Norman students in the chemical engineering honor society, said, "!chose chemical Wagner was named Presidential Young department are what make it what it is." Burke DELAWARE'S LARGEST TANNING SALON continued from page A 1 UNLIMITED TANNING TANNING PRICES some names to me ot stuoents 2WEEKS sun qualified to work with the $39.00 1 Session $7.00 committee." Roselle Sllin 1 MONTH $59.00 5 Sessions "Students' opinions are CIIASERS $29.00 important," he said. "It is a great 3 MONTHS $149.00 7 Sessions $39.00 learning experience for them." 1nc. Roselle said he is considering 6 MONTHS $199.00 11 Sessions $59.00 placing a graduate student on the 12 MONTHS $299.00 committee as well, and he looks 14 Sessions $72.00 forward to working with Burke on 21 Sessions $99.00 the search committee. FACIAL TANNING Burke said he has not been 28 Sessions $119.00 notified that the committee seat is ONE SESSION TAnninG SAlOn his, but added he was the best 122-A Astro Shopping Center 20 Sontegra person to represent students. $ .oo "DUSC feels that we need a 3 Kirkwood Highway Tanning Beds student to serve as a liaison between ALL CAPSULE SESSIONS Newark, DE 19711 2 Tanning Booth's students and faculty," he said. NOT INCLUDED 368-2611 "We thought that, as the 2 Face Tanners president, I'd be the best candidate." J REGULAR HOURS: Monday thru Friday 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., Saturday and Sunday 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. NO fWEIIT!

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Min. order 12 pieces. Th1s offer cannot be combined with any other offer or coupon. CALL: FOR FALL/WINTER INSIDE ENTERTAINMENT!! 738-0809 September 28, 1993 • THE REVIEW. A5 Perot hits UD with anti-NAFTA message 'He is not giving everyone the whole picture' Despite massive support, not all in attendance want Ross as boss. BY SEAN NEARY how he feels on certain issues," AND RICH CAMPBELL Bigelow said. St•fl Reporlet> "He wants to give the Sunday's visit by H. Ross government back to the Perot t r a nsformed the Bob people." Carpenter Center into a Not everyone at the rally was political convention for many a supporter of Perot. Tom Puett different parties. of New Castle, ,said , "I'm not Perot, a former presidential necessarily here supporting candidate, spoke at the Perot, but he does represent the university as pan of his voice of the dissatisfied people national tour to rally the public of this country, and NAFTA is against the North American bullcrap." Free Trade Agreement Outside the Carpenter (NAFTA). Center, about 10 members of The audience was filled with the College Democrats rallied THE REVIEW M . Eberz many supporters of Perot and in favor of NAFTA and He may stand at just 5-foot-3, by 1992 presidential candidate H. Ross Perot talks big, as he did in an anti-NAFTA speech Sunday at the his anti-NAFTA campaign. distributed fliers. university's Bob Carpenter Center. Jim Bigelow, New York State Cecily Cuthill (AS SO), vice Director of United We Stand president of College America (UWSA), the Democrats, said: " First, we are watchdog group Perot started in support of NAFT A. Second, we feel Ross Perot is using this The billion-dollar tongue unleashed when he ran for president, said: "Perot is helping people, issue for his selfish reasons." informing , organizing and Cuthill said Perot is "not Ross Perot takes time out to share his plans and thoughts with Review unifving them . He wants us to giving everybody the whole stand back and take a look at picture" about the agreement, NAFT A, and see what it really citing discrepancies she says reporter J. Matthew O'Donnell is about." are in his anti-NAFTA book BY!. MAUHEW O'DONNELL school graduates used to do. trademark via Dana Carvey. Hearing During the interview, Perot was Stan Grosky of Newark "Save Your Job, Save Our Contributing Erlitot I run into college graduates all all " them in person showed me he was real. very warm. He shook my hand, patted agreed, saying, "Perot is Country." Before departing for Dallas, Texas, over the place doing jobs high school Perhaps that is why Perot has me on the back and did not answer the approaching the economy from College Democrat Brian H. Ross Perot agreed to a .brief graduates used 10 do. Now then, what appealed to so many Americans so questions in an arrogant tone . a business standpoint, the way a Glassberg (AS JR) said he was interview at the loading dock behind are the high school graduates doing in quickly. The media has always portrayed business should be run. pushed by a man in a "United the Bob Carpenter Center. Here's a that environment? lie is not like typical politicians Perot as the non-politician. Spending "NAFTA will not help the We Stand" T-shirt. recap: You sec, when my generation got who portray a plastic image in order seven minutes speaking with him could common working man and Perot " I was handing out fliers and out of college, just averag e st udents to influe nce as many people as convince anyone that Perot is not your knows that." he said, 'You need to be put in O'Donnell: Your goal is a unanimous would get multiple job offers. You possible to vote for them. everyday bureaucrat. Waving a sign in the air your place. ' I asked what he vote in the House and Senate against · went to college to get a degree so that proclaiming "GIVE NAFTA meant and he shoved me," NAFfA. Is this a feasible goal? you can go on with your life and have THE SHAFTA," Regina Glassberg said. Perot: Anytime we compete we go for a good job, ri ght? We 've broken the Crawford of Newark said: "I While College Republicans every single point. You don't get them cycle. don't trust our government. I'm did not take a stand on the all, you've still won, right? It's better O'Donnell: Can we expec t you 10 run here because I want to learn agreement, group member John to go for every single vote . That's what for president in 1996? more about the government." Dinlockcr (AS SO) came as an we'll do as an organization and that's Perot: We can 't wait unti l ' 96, we The anti-NAFTA sentiment individual to show his support. our best assurance we' II get a have problems now. We can't let . -r as P.

Congresswoman denounces NAFTA IDCCH1E SliUlCtH fiNO mCCH1E Y11lSCN mli~ ~EriC TnlE ~EY1EW. Kaptur: 'Women and minority workers will lose more jobs.' WRl CON'\ ~CtJ?

RICH CAMPBELL Seventy percent of the workers in working conditions in U.S.-owned U.S. companies which move to \RE ~EY1EW. Conttibuting Editor Mexican plants are women, Kaptur companies in Mexico. Mexico "should be subject to the The North American Free Trade said. While there she met a woman same laws covcrinP wnrkP.r ~ in thi s mCCH1E l1HES 1\. Agreement (NAFTA) will e11port She cited poor working who worked at a Zenith plant and, country," Kaptur said. American jobs to Mexico, hurting conditions, lack of labor laws and after 10 years, only earned about Although President Clinton workers in both countries, human rights violations as further $17 a week. She said Mexican supports NAFTA, a majority of particularly women , Rep. Marcy . reasons to not lower· trade barriers workers make so little they cannot Democrats in Congress vehemently OPEN Kaptur (D-Ohio) told an audience of with Mexico. afford to buy the televisions they're oppose it and momentum against it WE Perot supporters Sunday. "Our nation should not be signing assembling there, and the savings in is building, she said. ACCEPT "Women and minority workers a free trade agreement with a wages to companies which move to In the House, 42 Republicans and MO;i:i~RS. •ational • VISA will lose more jobs," Kaptur said of country that is not free," she said. Mexico arc not reflected in lower 172 Democrats oppose NAFTA, SAT. 9 -5:30 • MC SUN . I I :30-5 5( & 10( STORES the agreement. A congresswoman since 1982 and product prices. only four short of the number of She said the industries which member of the House Another worker said she earned votes needed to defeat it, Kaptur 68 EAST MAIN STREET, NEWARK. DE (302) 368- 1646 ' employ more women, such as Appropriations Comrniuec, Kaptur " hunger wages," meanin g she did said. textile, electronics and auto led a bipartisan delegation of women not make enough to support her "He think s all trade is good," assembly plants, arc most at risk of members of Congress last spring on family despite working more than 40 Kaptur said. "I don't think he knows PENTEL® PILOT losing jobs to Mexico. a fact-finding tour to examine hours a week. a lot about trade." STARTER SET THE BETTER BALL Automatic Pencil POINT PEN And Refill Lead FINE OR MED. 0.5 mm0.7mm BLUE - BlACK·- RED - PURPLE - PINK 97CPACK Speech by Perot Police reports 69C Reg. $1.49 continued from page A I what capitalism is. Capitali sm is continued from page A2 Shack answering machine, a 2 for$1.00 building and creating compan ie s, Craftsman wrench set, a Holl y country or ordinary people we not des troying companies and passengers struck up a carburetor and assorted tool s. can do extraordinary thing s," he destroying people's lives." conversation . After the light The stolen goods arc valued at PAPER MATE® said. The Bob Carpenter Center was changed, the victim felt the shot in 52,000, poli ce sa id . WRITE BROS. - 10 PACK PENS Tables set up in the lobby of Perot's second stop on Sunday, her face. She was treated at the Bob Carpenter Center offered fo llowing an appearance in Christiana Hospitai for her injuries. BLUE or BlACK pamphlets about UWSA, NAFTA Rhode Island. He is traveling D1~1a and Perot. across the country trying to gain jeep burglarizedand 95CPACK There were also tables selling opposition for N AFT A before it vandalized HEAVY WEIGHT UWSA paraphernalia, as well as is voted upon by Congress in the Burglary on South Reg. $1.29 Perot's best-selling book Save up-corning weeks. College Avenue JERSEY SHORTS Yo ur J ob, Save Our Country , A Pioneer casseuc stereo was SIDE ENTRY POCKETS which provides an indc11 o f the stolen from a 1992 Jeep GEO MENS 100% COrroN members of Congress' addresses E.A. Godwin, a business on the Tracker parked on the unit bl oc k of PLAID AND STRIPED Elastic waist with drawstring so readers can write to oppose 300 block of S. College Ave., was Academy Street sometime between 100% Cotton 12 Colors to choose from the trade agreement. 'fHE REVIE'N burglarized sometime between I 0 4 p.m. and 10 p.m . Wednesday, Adult Sizes SML tbru IXLG Perot said hi s s ituation was p.m. Thursday and 3 p.m. Friday, Newark Police said. RELAXED FIT "fascinating." He sai d the S'NEA'f 'NH I !.E Newark Police said. Po lice said the suspect cut the $7.99PAIR business community says to him, Pol ice said th e unknown suspect so ft top of the vehicle, causing SPORT SHIRTS "' Why don't you kee p your YOU REA[), gained entry by breaking a S200 in damages, and removed the Weathered Look, Reg. $16.99 2 PAIR $15.00 mouth shut a nd m a ke more window, which caused S200 in stereo. which is valued at S200. money than anyone else?'" damages, and stole a ga.~oline chop NOW ONLY $9.99 REGUlARLY $14.99 PR. ~ But Perot said: "That's not saw, a portable tr. 1ephonc, a Radio - Bri.m Hickey ~======~======:!.J A6. THE REVIEW. September 28, 1993 Navy chaplain continued from page A4 "experience" Bible studies in a new way, he said, "These Bible The AG-ony of no recognition Hilton Head, S .C ., Baldridge classes are designed for those developed the Episcopal Lutheran who have not particularly enjoyed Youth program. Bible studies in the past." The university agriculture department is a top-notch Baldridge's fondness of Baldridge said his e)(pcctations Christian music also led him to of his new position are still develop the Rock-n-Roll Bible vague, but he does have one program. One problem- nobody knows about it. Study, which incorporates the ultimate goal in mind. tp' RUNQETATNA!.l all abouL . with '! way to make agriculture In addition, the dcJBuncnt of Plaru best contemporary Christian "I hope to try to find out where Sl.IRt>potter "One of the major misconceptions environmentally compatible with the and Soil Sciences will soon approve music with topics and themes of the students want to go, Of the 10 ooUcgcs at the !lllivCISity, about the AG sclx>ol is that you slxluld urtmilarimofthcstaiC,"hcsaid AarusandHwnanCulturc,its first multi- everyday life. spiritually, and, of course, where the ooc nnt scklool !ml is prolxlbly til! oomc from a farm ln:kgrourll and then David Frey, associate professor of cuhwal class. Trying to encourage students to God will have us go." 350-<0'C tca:hing and rcscan:h complex go ln:k. ro prtXIuctim farming," 9liJw Pla1l and Soil Scicrccs, agnn1. The daninating agricultural irxlustty oo thc gnitirn,btunotirrtpcrtanCC. and only about 2 percent return to the necessity to preserving natural science, said the pouhry industry Richmtl Shiwy. a'iSOCialc socialc professor of Teaching, rcscan:h and applying their size and the tremendous changes in such as making pllmts resi!.1ll!U to~ animal science said the univcrsity has thc knowledge through the Cooperative urtxlllinuirn,Shiwysaid. hesaid. largest concentration of poultry Extat'iioo pugmm. "In the early ·ros when I frrst came to Two new programs renecting this researchers in the cOLmtry if not the Cooperative Extension, located in this school, you could go down conccm for the cnvironman have been wa-ld Townsmd Hall, ex.ta~ds informmimto Kirkwood Highway and still sec added to the curriculum. "It's imponant people realize we're thc public on .thc subjects of agriculture qx:rating fann<;," hc said The Wildlife Conservation ra driving moors cbwn hcrc." Dohm.<; and lxxnc cx.:oromics, as wen as offering Eva~ though Delaware's llnlscapc is concentration was added to the said. youth programs through 4-H, Shippy turning cosmopolitan, Shippy said the dCJUU1lall of Entomology and Awucd Besides the research facilities and said AG ci:panmcru'splml is to bla~d the two Ecology, and the Environmental Soil farms, the AG campus features an He said he would like to diSJX:l the together. Scicrx:c cooccruratim to the

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SERIES? ~~ .,.. The attic • above The Stadium Pub • 218 Maryland Ave ., Wilmington, DE • 195 to Maryland Ave. 428-1 870 ~otline 428·3163 831-4031 A8 • THE REVIEW • september 28, 1993 The Civil Liberties Union Arrests hit weekend Agriculture presents continued from page A 1 cominued from page A6 unavailable for commcm. criminal offense off campus, the p\aniS in thc tr.rtnrous flower ganbt the author of According to Erin Manwiller (AS university charges them judicially," surrounding Townsend and Worrilow Paul Dclmiscn, a research associale woo · What Johnny Can't Read FR), who attended the pany, "Many Brooks said. ~. . maintains both gardens, said the garden people tried to escape being "For the first offense, students The garden contains a bl~ of native ro11ains aOOul ISO diiTcrau varieties. apprehended by attempting to jump receive a warning leuer, and for the and non-native plants from the Dawn Frey stressed that many students arc fro m the second-story balcony and second offense, the studentS are usually RaMucxlto the Smxxh Withcnxl. intcrcSICd in some of his classes !lii'CIY to Dr. Joan Del Fattore windows, but 12 police cars surrounded suspended." Most of thc pia1ls . butlc crmumgcs lhis. "When students arc found guilty of a 7pm 108 Newark Hall Wednesday, September 29, 1993

The next regular meeting of the Civil Liberties Union will be: Monday, October 4, 1993 at 7pm in the Blue and Gold Room located on Coopers Invites You to Attend: the second floor of the Student Center. &Lybrand HOW TO INTERVIEW

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WHAT: Lecture and Hands on Practical Self- defense Training. TIME: 5:00 pm - 8:00 pm NOTE: Must attend all classes in the session ALSO OFFERED Chemical Weapons 11-ai ning Class Co-spousored by Beta Alpha Psi WHEN: First Session - Monday 0 ct. 25 Second Session - Monday Nov. 29 WHERE: Christiana Commons Meeting Room A WHAT: Instruction on the proper use of 0 leoresin NOT JUST KNOWLEDGE. KNOW HOW. ... Capsicum (CapStun/PepperSpray) and practical traini ng with confrontational principals and personal defense . . TIME: 5:00 pm - 8:00 pm Please call 831-2683 to register Sponsored by the Department of Public Safety ''

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continued from page A7 The test scores of students in Helping Wildlife or different groups, such as women making at home," she said. vers us men, did not differ " People who market products significantly . Race-related ·Harming The Economy have a responsibility to provide differences did not appear nearly Current and Future Trends . literature, and students have the as great among college students res ponsibility of reading the as they did among the hi gh material." · school seniors and adul ts tes ted The res ults of the survey carl ier. by Courtney Brown from the National showed the higher a person's education, the higher their score. For example, scores of college Wild life F ederacion students, a ll full-time juniors and seniors a t four-year colleges and WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29TH un iversities, were much hi g her than the scores of high school­ BPM 100 SHARP LAB seniors on a similar tes t given in 199 1. College students' scores were THE REVIE W I Wd lter M. Eb

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IF YOU THOUGHT COLLEGE WAS EXPENSIVE, TRY PUTTING YOURSELF It happens when a man forces a woman to have sex against her will. And even when it involves college students, i~s still considered a criminal offense. THROUGH RETIREMENT. A felony. Punishable by prison. hink about supporting yourself for At TIAA-CREF. we not only under­ So if you want to keep a good time from turning into a bad one, try to T twenty-fi ve, thirty years or longer stand the value of starting early, we keeplthis in mind. in retirement. It might be the greatest· can help make it possible-with fl exible When does a date become a crime? When she says "No:· And he refuses to listen. financial test you 'II eve r face. Fortunately, retirement and tax-d efe rred annuity you have one valuable asset in your plans, a d iverse portfo lio of in vestment favor. T ime. c hoi ces, and a record of per sonal Against her will is against the law Time to take advantage of tax-defe rra l. ser vice that spans 75 years. t;l990 Rape Trratn"'tnt Ctnlt r. Sa nu Moruca Hmp11a l Time for your money to grow. Over a million people in education But star ting early is key. C onsider th is : and research ar e already enroll ed in if you begin saving just $10o a mo nth at America's largest retirement syste m. age thirty, you can accumulate $172 .t o9* Find out how easy it is to join them. C all by the time you reach age ix ty- f1 ve. today and learn how si mple it is to put Wait ten years and you'd need to set aside yourself through retirement w hen you SEXUAL ASSAULT $:n g a month to reach the same goal. have time and TIAA-CREF on your sid e. Sttu't pltmning yom'futlm:. Cnll o11r Enrollment Hotline 1 800 842-2888. AWARENESS WEEK 75 years of ensuring the future Se tember 27 ·September 30, 1993 for those who shape it:" A10. THE REVIEW. September 28, 1993

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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO QUIT. Carpenter .Sports Building Will OR TOO EARLY. Need hel p to quit smoking' Call your local American Lung be Closed Thursday Night, All Association. Day Friday and ALL Day AMERICAN Saturday In Preparation LUNG ASSOCIATIONe We regret the inconvenience. se~··· ISNOTAGAME ~~~ * * Are you interested in helping new * In early fall. the Career Planning and Placement Office sponsors "Career Week," a week of career * activities designed to bring students and alumni in touch with working professionals and employment * representatives. Plan to attend one or more of these events to learn aboJ,.Jt different careers, employment students make the transition to opportunities, and planning your job search. rffiE-~i~RWMKW@~uo~------~------, life at the U of D, while working I Getting the Most Out of a Job Fair (held at Raub Hall) * I your own hours and making $$$? I Wednesday, Sept. 15- 3:00p.m. I Monday, Sept. 20- 2:30p.m. I Friday, Sept. 24 -2:30p.m. I I Learn how to "work the room" in a Job Fair setting. How to prepare, what to bring, and what to * 1 The RSA wants you to be the editor ·of \...._ __ ~s!:_r~ruit.=:s~ill ~ ,:?~r~-- ;::E= ______- ______J MONDAY SEpTEMBER 27 "}IIIII{" The Practical Blue Hen. a guidebook to From Senior to Engineer: How to Turn Interviews Into Job Offers, 140 DuPont Hall, 7:00-9:00 p.m. Learn what a panel of experienced recruiters are looking for in job candidates. the U of D. All students are welcome to TJJESDAY, SEpTEMBER 28 * apply. For more info, contact **Minority Reception, 106 Pencader Dining Hall, 11:00 a.m.-12:00 noon Recruiters and students- A reception for recruiters and students interested in becoming more aware Stacy(837-8645) or the RSA of employment opportunities in selected companies. * · Job Jamboree, Clayton Hall, 1:00-4:00 p.m. Meet the employers from over 100 companies who will participate in the Campus Interview Program * this year. All students and alumni are welcome! · Interning Your Way to Success, 006 Kirkbride, 7:00-8:30 p.m. * * Find out from an alumni/student panel how intemships can provide the experience necessary to enhance your skills and increase your marketability. WEDNESDAY SEpTEMBER 29 Agricultural Science Job Search: Skills* & Strategies for Success, 116 Townsend Hall, 3 :00-4:30 p .m. If you are a student in th~ agricultural sciences and want to enhance your job search skills, you don't want to miss this program. The program will focus on resume writing, interviewing techniques, Let's * networking tips, and more. *Women and the Job Search, 006 Kirkbride, 3:30-5:00 p.m. * . Focus upon strategies to overcome the unique problems and situations that wom.en face in the job search. Hear a panel of employers discuss these issues. Do Successful Interviewing Techniques, 140 Smith Hall, 7 :00-9:00 p .m . An exarrtination of the campus interview process. Typical questions and potential "problem" areas will be discussed by employer representatives. * Lunch. * THJJBSQAY SEPTEMBER 30 * Resumes That Get Jobs, Raub Hall, 2 :00-3:15 p.m. * Learn the secrets of an effective resume and cover letter that will open the door to interview You are cordially invited to have lunch opponunities. A "must" for all serious job seekers! with University President David P. Beyond the Campus Interview Program: Job Search for Arts & Science Majors Raub Hall, 3:15-4:30 p.m . . Roselle. (His treat.) He wants to hear Participating in the Campus Interview Program is a good way to start your job search - now leam how what's on your mind. to reach the largest number of potential employers by conducting an effective job search* ~ the Campus Interview Program. * (...--_-;S;;;;p:::-:o:-:n=-s=o=,-,=e:-:d:;-:;:b::y-:-;C:;-a::-,-,=e=-e=r-;P;;1.;:a:-:n::-n=tn=g-=-&~-;;P;-;1a=c:-:e:-:rn=-:e:-:n::-t::----) Interested? Fill out the form below and return it through Campus Mail to: Office of the President Tuesday, September 28 Wednesday, September 29 Thursday, September 30 104 Hullihen Hall r------, sexual assault awareness week • Name: Major/College: university of delaware Campus Address:

12 00 noon· I 3() pm 10 00 am · 11:.)0 am ffte-opon IOiho pablic 1 JO pm·j 00 pm All- ...... ,.. CAMPUS llAP£ . --...... ,.,._ ...-_-fwthorlnJoniWion vtOUNCE AGAINST WOMEN• ntE U. W'S IU.SPONSE CJDW S£X\JA1. All SE: WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW Video and D1s.cussion F:£ ci l • t :u~l by Membrn o f SOS amcact 'tbr:Oiftc:e oiYOIDm'l Afllltl, 30l-831-8063. Rodney Room, A1rldru Srrul.mrt Cl!tlfl"r AND WHAT YOll CAN 00 Colliru Room. ~ns SmdnH Cenrer Pane il ~ l s: 'Mator She ll)' L. Sctubekk, Commander o r the F.wirl8 Room, Ptrrltiru StudenJ c,.,,., Thi ~ documentary style video, hosted by L.A. law stars Rape T01 sk Fo rce , Ne"'' C;utk Counry COF) Po lice Jo~ nn K. :~~~s . Progr:am Oireclor. Od:;~wa r ea n .s United 10 Pu:vem Ch1 ld Abuse: Susan Dey :and Corb1n Bcm ~ n . rumifl(' s c;.~mp•.b rape Dcp:anmem: Rosemary Kllk.an, E.~ , Senro r l~pu ry Phone: and il~ • m p;.~ct rl'lro ugh int~rview s With tour r o ll eg~ Allllrney Gene r.al, DomeSII C Vlolencr Pros«uuo n Unn. -.cxu:al ~huse of ch1ldren by f:~om•ly memht!rs .md ot ~rs li iUdCni.S, their fnt'rltb a nd ra mily s.xUQ/ MMu/1 AKWMNSS W ... IHu bHn suppcrtf'd by Oep;lnmrm of jUSIICt: , SWt" of tklaware . Melan.C' Slo ">l lrnn~ · h)' fuodl"'.frmo ll».foJJcwl"'' E'iq . lcKal CuunM:I .,.,,h the US Ston:aiC' Jud•CI:I I) • pa.nlna wnh ,\1~ K.. .s!!Ce .. in:. di'Cu :o~ ~•on focu\IO,R on huw 12 00 NOON-UXJ pm eon\mi.Jslon to Promol~ K.a d al Cultural Oiv~utty Comm,ner, Timothy l3ri)Oic s, l)l".ln n l SIUdent' . o~nd why c h1 ld Sl'lfU:II :al'luse happens, what we n an d o to PERSONAl SAF£T'Yl SEXUAL ASSAULT AWARENESS Commission on dlt" Sc..atul o f Women Lunch will be from noon to 1:15 p.m. l'na\·ers• tY of Ot'lawoHc P "'·'' 't:nl it 11nd hnw \ · kll m~ , urvu·nh c-:m fmd lldp ANOPRF.VEI'IT10r< Dean of Sruden~ Offic~ Rf,rblt"J' Roo m, ~ns Sludt:nl C1mtt'r l'hl3 p .& ncl ...... u P IO\'IdC ;j \'oHIC:I Y or JWUpt'C I JVt'~ ~nd OrPJortmftll of Public Safety 1 jOpm-jOO pm 1\.:.~n Healy. O i~or . CONTACT DELAWARE/RAVE in the Perkins Student Center. Frat~ma l Onkr d Po ll ~ cl(per•cncrs nfl \ ault."nCt' J,R.&•n.•ot wumen and lhl' J :;~w DEVONO SEXUAL ASSAULT: lSSlJES IN HEAUNG I CRISI S PROG HAM Office of Howi.na and R~sicknc~ Life Am on ~ 1hc toptn 10 ht' dt u~"Cd Whirl! kind' o r I~Ma l Cullms /l(J(Jnl , !'rrlnru Stud<.>Yt t Ce,lf'r Offi c~ of thrPn!!s~nt u,• (u nn~ h to :rddre!lc;; th" ~~~ uc, Wh.u L'hl' need.!> (.cntl 'T ror Coun:sc: !ln~ and ::t1udcn1 Dc\odupm(·nt, JW rS.o n:al t•m powt'rmenl , pt.'f"Vfl:.t l s :t ft'l ~ :.nd ~xual Office of the Vi« Prr.s lcknt for Empl o ~C' Relations t lll'r:r !> ll )' o r Dd:J wJtt'. Ad1no1 Ru \·dl·M:ru c,, Pru~rJIIl :r. .~ _.. auh pre\•entutn. f ind out more :~hou t !IC!kU l'lur, Cecal Cull nt) C:11mmu mty rnVlh~ . why men r.lpe, ami w:.ty\ 111 avutU fM.ltt'nllal j YJnrn-~OO pm Office of Women·s Affairs LOIIt')(e, Fllwm. MD :md !'<>S Mt"fl11Yr. I 'OI''ef'cl a'~>~.uc , Cnn'it :ln('L' 0.1ncu Progtan\ 0Uo:\10 r, Cr.ml.' f.u 1 • 1~ R"nm Pt>r--. m tudl'nl Ct'rlfi., Sc udent.Hnlth ~rvice V uun~ TrL':IInll.'nl ProRrAm. Metl • c- ~ 1 Collc,Rl' H ll\pU.Jill. l'.tnt'IISI\ Kathleen Turkd. MOOer.t!Or, A!>3-1 ~1Jnl 1 Ph•ladt:lphlJ PA P n•h::3'Uf \lumen' o;llldle, Pru~r:am , IJOI\'t'f/111)' or WI' WCH4 ld tJbo lf.. IO tbu". tM Solutions IO Sawal CALL Dt.'I:I" .Hc jt'\\IC.I h1ffman Prn~rJm Cl)U td!Oollt l r . M.tny ~Ur\'i Y Or' o ( "C.'~U3 1 :U'I.:IUh t'JIJkriCnt.:t• .I uns;tt' o r ~~T·Forc~~Mm~~h'"BIHjo/Jowtng \l:'umen, 'tudu:c; l'roJ(um Uru\'ermyof fkl o~v...re , :t(lt:t·cffect.s \l'hJt .tr snme of 1he pntenli.•l ~h.t n :md officP! artd.,_,,.,u.. Donnil ~U IIC -o Coordtnlllur. OlfiCt' or Women\ Afhu .. l on~ tt·rm e ffl'tU1 Whtl h are.u uf hre wrc Jnt>"l :~fr et IC'd1 AdmissiOnJOf'fk;e t 'n•\er

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GRAND PRIZE: A Mountain Bike Other prizes: a CD player, concert tickets, T-shirts . a.nd more! 'I To qualify just drop off an entry form at the Harrington Commons Market before 3:30 p.m., Oct. 6.

Entry forms available at Harrington Commons Market, Fitness Center and. Computer Site; Carpenter Sports Building Fitness Center; Morris Library Computer Site; Smith Hall Computer Site; Newark Hall Computer Site

You do not have to be present to win. One prize per student.

.Visit the Commons Visit the Conimons Fitness Center Student Computing Site O.t1'-Pbie.s> NO/If O.l(rlt<-e.s>t~tMee efa{b/lfel( t ;!lau/rto.r~ S'~ Zel(t't~ 186~ la..ret<-jJN/rteN Monday-Thursday 2-1 0 p.m. Monday-Friday 9 a.m.-11 p.m. Friday· 2-8 p.m. Saturday-Sunday noon-11 p.m. Saturday 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Sunday 4-8 p.m.

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SuNDA~ OcL 3, 1993 TICKETS Students/Senior Citizens, $3 GROUNDS OF LAUREL HALL General Admission, $5 Bleacher Seating, $8 (Available on site) Reserved Seating - Ringside Sponsor Seat SOUTH COLLEGE AVE. (RTE. 896) (Must be purchased in advance) & PARK PLACE, NEWARK Seat, $100 Table (8 seats), $600 (Includes Lunch)

FEATURED EVENTS Proceeds will benefit the ·~· Bob Carpenter Sports/Convoca.tiOf!w.'. 10 a.m. 0 WILMINGTON TR~ Center and the University ' ·· $5,000 junior-Amateur jumper Classic Intercollegiate Athletics Program. · · An NGL/Sprlnt Junior-Amateur Event For participant information, call (302) 656-1463. To 1 p.m. Special Exhibition order reserved seating, call (302) 831-6276. g{~ITYoF Spectator parking in Visitors Lot on South College Ave. ~vEIAWARE 1:30 p.m. $25,000 University of Delaware Grand Prix/A Rolex/NGL Event

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With the smash singles "Ordinary World," "Come Undone" and "Too .Much Information/' all from the chart-busting album Duran Duran 2. 8 p.m., Wednesday, Oct. 20 . ' Special Guest: ne t~cl.lrbe~~~~

Only full-time U.D. undergraduates with ID may buy tickets through Oct. 1 at the Mitchell Hall and Bob Carpenter Center box offices. Ticket cost through Oct. 1 only is $15, subsidized by the Comprehensive Student Fee. Limit four tickets. Remaining tickets will go an sale Oct. 4 to U.D. faculty, staff and students at $20 and to the general pu'blic at $22.50. These tickets also will be available through ~~ and a service charge may apply.

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Tuesday September 28, 1993 PageA14 ENCE KIDS To SMOKE: Don't ban Joe Recently, censorship has been period of time. seen dominating the music scene However. is Joe Camel the real with cries for labeling and banning criminal? certain types of lyrics. What about the Marlboro Man or Similarly, some television shows, all those beautiful women with specifical ly Married · ... with · cigareues dangling seductively from Childre n , Seinfe /d and The the corners of their mouth s that Simpsons, have faced the wrath of decorate the back covers of the would-be censors. magazi nes? Censorship has also made an How fair is it to target R.J . appearance in many school systems, Reynolds and not go after other banning certain books an d plays cigarcuc companies? because of alleged racist or sexist or Ncwsflash for Delaware's state some other criminal activities or Auorney General Charles M. Oberly comments th a t appear within the Ill , one of the anti-Camels, texts. advertisements have a minimal Censorship now has even effect upon whether or not teenagers venture d into the realm of video decide to experiment with smoking. games in its dealings with Mortal Us ually teenagers pick up John Ottinger Kombat. smoking through other sources such Now, censorship h as hit the as: friend s, parents, brothers and advertising market. sisters and other influences. Twenty-seven state Attorneys While it is true that advertising Applications for provost accepted here General have called on R.J. has some effect upon making people Reynolds Tobacco Company to stop choose certain decisions , peer The university is currently searching for a responsibilities as a records specialist, and can using adve rtisements with "Joe pressure plays the most significant new Provost who is second-in-<:a1Tl11'1a00 to the lead me in the right direction when I have a Camel" on them. role for these teenagers. president, and a very important positioo in the Commentary problem, so there are the managing and Apparently, Joe Camel has If anything, Joe Camel docs not daily running of our school. leadership qualities. enough influence over teenagers to influence people to smoke as In a recent issue of Update, the public By Rob Fundraising should come easy, because twist their arms into starting influence people as to what brand to relations newspaper, the university put out an refusing her is like lying to your mother. You smoking. smoke. open invitation to nominate current staff or Wherry can't do it. According to these state Joe Came l may be a funny administrators for the job, the thinking being So she defmitely qualifies, but there could be Auorneys General, Joe Camel is a cartoon who is enjoyable to look at that if you can fill the position with a person some things that she may not understand. For magnet for teenagers, more so than and laugh at, but as a symbol for familiar with the school, it would shorten the So, I'm thinking she deserves a promotion, instance, what to do with a $300 million any other smoking advertisement. smoking, he is irrelevant and hiring JXOCeSS. one that will cany her straight to the tq>. Give endowment fund. So, I have a plan. Its cartoonish features are !TK!ant reali s tically , almost totally So, being in a position of influence to a big her some power, I thought. As her consultant, I would tell her to delegate to attract youths to Camel brand insignificant. pan of campus, I decided to nominate someone This is where the Provost oosition comes in. her authority and hire a competent staff. I'm cigarettes, as these auorncys general Oberly and the rest of these for the job, someone I feel all students will agree She deserves the job. sure the Provost doesn't have a large staff, so have said. auorncys general should back off of with, that is, if they knew her narre. What does a Provost do? Does she qualify? Kay will have to utilize the existing It has been deemed a deliberate R . J . Reynolds Tobacco Company Camilla Morris, or Kay, as she prefers to be More importantly has there ever been a female administration. attempt at attracting the younger and Joe Camel and concentrate on called. Provost in the past? FirSt, hire an economist as a secretary and tell audience to smoke. stopping teenage smoking through I have never actually met her and President All very good questioos that I will address as him/her to mess with the budget. Professor If teenagers stan smoking, the other methods. Roselle is probably scratching his head right I present my candidate representing the "Little James O'Neil in the econanics department is a reasoning follows, they will become Do the right thing. leave Joe now because he hasn't either, but here are some Respect" pmty. very wise choice for this spot. a ddicted and smoke over a longer alone. directions so he can fmd this mystery woman. The job description says the Provost is the Second, tell Vice President Charles Forbes of Head to the Student Services Building and "chief academic officer .. . reports to the the Office of Development to wony about enter through the main doors, then make a left President and provides academic leadership for fundraising. He is in charge of soliciting funds and look over the top of the long line of waiting ten colleges, research, extension, graduate in his present positioo anyway, so he can handle students. Kay is the lady in the middle desk, studies, continuing education, and the Library" the responsibility, no problem. with the smile, shon black bob haircut and among other things. The one aspect of the job Kay can perfonn glasses. The description goes on to say qualified herself, if she feel.s like it (because if she is the Review's policy for guest columnists For two weeks every semester, this woman i• candidates "should have (rior insnuctional and Provost, she can do anything she wants}, is flooded with thousands of students who need t<5' scholarly accomplishments and be able to giving the monthly speech in front of the The Review welcomes guest editorial columns from students and other members of pay bills, sign their fmancial aid checks and take qualify for a senior tenured appointment in an Faculty Senate. I'm pretty familiar with the care of many other nagging things. Usually, the university community. academic department." meeting after covering it for months, so I'll they have to stand in line for long periods of Columns should be 400-500 words in length and be relevant to the affairs of the Kay hopefully went to college, so that takes volunteer to YITite her speeches. university, the nation or the world. time and are upset and tired when they fmally care of the "scholarly" accomplishment. She All right, that takes care of it. She is If interested, call jason Sean Garber, jeff Pearlman or Adrienne Mand at 831-2774. get to the fronL performs so well at her job now that l know she qualified. l know when I fmally get to the front, I'm could handle a senior secretary position to say Even if you fmd this nomination humorous, relrly to go.off if there are any problems, but! the least, so that takes care of the "senior why shouldn't it be given serious consideration? look at Kay and something happens. tenured appointment." Maybe Kay couldn't afford to go out and get She is sitting on her chair, typing away on But, I'm not shooting for a secretary position an expensive Master's degree, maybe she was Editorial Staff her computer, and smiling, with a smile as long for Kay, no, not that low. I thinking more of a raising some children, so who knows what her as the line behind me and a pleasant voice to position in the six-digit range. potential could be if given the chance. jason Sean Garber, editorial editor/ col umnist jeff Pearlman, editor in chief/ columnist match. My anger always melts and l forget She would also have to manage a "complex. Also, it is also interesting to ponder whether Rich Campbell, columnist Greg Orlando, columnist about being tired when she helps me, problems academic enterprise," provide "leadership" in a there has been a woman in the high profile Gary Geise, columnist john Ottinger, cartoonist or no problems. diversified university setting and try to raise position in the past. If there hasn' t, then Kay Brian Hickey, columnist jason N. Smith, columnist It's not special treatment either. She does it to funds . should be the ftrst female to fiU the job. liz Lardaro, columnist Rebecca Tollen, columnist everybody, regardless of the time of day, or if Okay, well that could be a little tricky. But, ). Matthew O'Donnell, columnist Rob Wherry, columnist she is tired herself. The smile is always there, let's see. Rob Wherry is an editorial columnist of The always. Kay does an excellent job managing her Review. Blind justice needs reworking A call for equal opportunity for all Justice is supposed to blind. because of the lacking defense, High noon Thursday. came and How to fix the problem? It is supposed to treat the District Attorney is at fault went and not one liberal vermin Commentdry We need to spread .property tax everybody equally. Well at least Commentary because Dehundra was charged showed up. dollars out over the whole country that' s the way it was designed with burglary when criminal So I ask again: Any liberal (or By jason so that no school district gets more when our country was founded. By Brian trespassing is the more fitting even conservative) who wants to money than another. If public Many times in America, Hickey charge, and the judge is also to debate the issues of our day, meet Nathaniel education is based upon criminals are apprehended and blame," Roberts said. me on the library steps at high Smith citizenship and all citizens are given the proper punishment. But Whalen only referred the case noon this Thursday. equal under the law, everyone sometimes mistakes are made and to the other board after public Serious! should get an equal educational criminals aren't punished as . are for that 17-year-old, Dehundra opinion and exposure turned and I've been mocking liberals for This empowers people to fix value. heavily as they should have been, Caldwell, who had already served focused on him as the culprit in some weeks now and must admit their own problems. We need to get jobs into th~ or innocent people are convicted 10 days in a county jail, would this case. that I' ve been enjoying myself Creating an atmosphere where inner city. I don' t care if the jobs for crimes they didn't commit. have to graduate high school and He did not do it because he royally. everybody gets an equal chance aren't fancy. Although our system isn' t would be required to tutor one knew that the decision he made If you agree with my ideas, for internal enrichment means A shoe factory in the Bronx can perfect, I never thought that in person in reading and writing. was wrong, but to take care of you've probably gotten a few gooa attacking the problems early on. make as good a shoe as any made 1993 I'd pick up a newspaper and If he doesn't follow through himself. This man seems to be a cackles out of my column and that It means fair educational in Korea or Taiwan. see a more racist, bigoted decision with these conditions, he will be selfish bigot who incorrectly used makes me happy. opportunities from kindergarten We need to increase spending than 1 did Tuesday afternoon. forced to serve 120 days in a his power to convict a youth who But if you ' re a liberal, you've on up. on law enforcement so that our What 1 am talking about is the prison boot camp. should have received a slap on the probably gotten pissed off. Maybe It means safe neighborhoods streets will be safe and so that case of a black, 11-year old OK, Caldwell shouldn' t have wrist. you burned the column and where kids can grow up without children can play again. Georgia man who was sentenced entered the school and taken the After the sentence was flushed the ashes. Maybe you just fear. We need increased funding for to three years in a county jail ice cream. commuted, Caldwell, who plans crawled into a favorite corner and And, like it or not, it means prenatal care and day-care schools because h e, his brother and a There should have been some to work hard in high school and whined . Or maybe, just maybe, FAMILY VALUES. for young kids. friend entered an unlocked area sort of punishment involved, like go on to study computer science you typed up a leuer and sent it to A kid who grows up in a safe, We need a year-round school middle school and took a couple maybe a week of detentions, this in college. expressed relief that he The Review. loving atmosphere and who goes year. of ice cream bars. kid should not have been sent to didn't have to go back to jail, To those liberals who took the to a good school will be ready for We need harsher sentencing for THREE YEARS! jail and this kid should not have although he really was sure about time to write, thanks. You do your the challenges of adult life. criminals and a massive increase This youth was sentenced to his record marred with this the conditions of the probation. kind proud . Even if you can ' t Even though racial quotas make in the number of jail cells three years for stealing an ice burglary felony, either. It is a good thing that he spell. everything look hunky dory, they available to the Justice System. cream bar. What sense does that My question is, would doesn't have go to jail, but this And now, onto this week's don' t actually fix the problems. We need real welfare reform make? D ehundra Caldwell have been case never should have gotten to ·topic: Affirmative Action. In fact, they do a disservice to such as the "Negative Income Jai Is a ll over the country are treated in this manner if he was a the point where it did . First off, don't even think of the people they are intended to Tax" which will encourage filled to the brim, drug dealers are white 17-year old? A special board never should telling me I'm not "qualified" to help. personal initiative. running our communities, and I don't think so, this is clearly a have had to get together and talk about racial issues. To affix For example, it is a fact that We need neighborhood schools Judge Andrew Whalen of case of a white Southern "hanging reduce a sentence. qualification to skin color would blacks score lower, on average, which arc small, focused, Thomaston, Ga. decides to throw judge" who sees a black 17-year­ Dehundra Caldwell should not be racist. So don ' t even try it. than whites on the SATs . Not technologically advanced and this kid away. old a nd let ' s his raci st have to check the spot on all job Secondly, don't tell me that becaus e they arc dumb, but sta'ffed w ith the best teachers The black commun ity in dispositions get in the way of applications tha t asks if the conservatives don't care. We do. becau se they were given fewer money can buy . Georgia was rightfully outraged. justice. applicant has ever been convicted We care s o much that we ' re opportunities early on. We need to intensify the war on Eventually news of this ruling There is no other conceivable of a felony. willing to do the job right, even if If colleges admit blacks simply drugs, both socially, legally and leaked out of the area, and expla nation why Caldwell was He should not have to go we look callous along the way. to fulfill quotas, entrance (if need be) militarily. national coverage by the New treated in this way, and the black around for the rest of hi s life Now, th e basics .. . standards must be lowered , for "Just Say No" isn't enough. We York Times and other large community knew it. They viewed knowing what type of treatment 1 believe in the individual worth there just aren't enough qualified need to end the problem at its papers put pressure on thi s it as an example of the harsher he received in our judicial system. of every human being. Because of blacks to fill all the quotas. source. bigoted j udge and on the .trea tme nt blacks receive in r'ural Something tells me, if it was a this, l want to see every person get So if Harvard lowers its SAT Remember: One of the key community itself for lclling Georgia. 17 -year-old wh ite youth looking a fair chance to usc their skills. standard to 1300, Lehigh' s drops, function s of government is to something like this happen. He was treated incorrectly from up at the great, impartial Judge I'm sure we all agree on this to about 1000 and Delaware goes protect the rights of the citizenry. Whal en buckled under the start. Bruce Roberts of the Whalen, there would have been no stuff. The disagreement arises to around 800. The blacks Equal public education is every pressure, probably because he National Assoc iation for the cries about unfair punishment. when we try to define equal qualified to go to Delaware are at citizen's right. looked into the mirror and saw Advancement of Colored Persons There would be no cries of opportunity. Lehigh. The ones qualified for And freedom from drugs and what he had done. in Atlanta said it is unclear racism and nobody would have Does equal opportunity mean Lehigh are at Harv.ard . And violence i s paramount to the The case was referred to the whether Caldwell was given the been sentenced to three years in equal hiring? nobody is where they can best development of America's young. Georgia Board of Pardons and correct legal co unsel from the jail. 1 don't think so. compete. jason Nathaniel Smith is an Paroles, which commuted the beginning of the case, but cites I think equal opportunity means This isn ' t a gift. It's a covcrup. sentence on Monday. Brian Hickey is an editorial giving everybody the same chance editorial columnist of The others at fault. And a shame. Review. The conditions of the probation "The public defender is at fault columnist of The Review. to enrich themselves internally. September 28, 1993 . THE REVIEW. A 15 1Fear and Despite problems Clinton's plan deserves support

!haunting I never thooght I would ftro myself rerund those Reagan~ue ~or save the physical life of the mother. care dollars. writing the following Sta!Cment: that Clinton left out many Considering the dismay many 3. Small businesses must be proteCted God bless Bill Ointon. controversial details, too many are Commentary Americans (including mysell) feel at from potential bankruptcy if required I of stalking Don't get me wrong- this is far quick to join the Limbaugh Clinton­ legal killing of the unborn, forcing us to provide insurance. Although the from a ringing endorsement of bashing bandwagon which obscures to pay for a medically unnecessary Clinton plan proposes subsidies for everything the president stands for. an otherwise obvious fact: By Rich and wholly oplional operation is small business, it may not be enough But after watching his speech Bill Ointon really does care about Campbell unconscionable. With over 15 million to keep them afloaJ. Commentary before Congress lac;t Wednesday, even this stuff. abonions a year at around $200 each, 4. The government should keep itself his critics should congratulate Mr. What's more, he and Hillary have this would save the health-<:are system from over-regulation of medical and By E.]anene Ointon. Anyone willing to tackle the done the ir homework and the ways. Either all Americans will be 5250 million a year. Earlier this year mental health professions. A second Nolan thorny issue of health care head on president has made an attempt - a covered or they won't. We must Congress upheld a modified Hyde opinion L~ a time-honored tradition in deserves JXaise for guts if nothing else. very good Ollt}-at compromise. accept that ei ther some people who amendment forbidding fcdcral funding medicine. The last thing we need is In a masterful political speech, Consider this: Clinton could have need coverage won't get it or some of abortion. The health plan should government hindering diversity of Ointon sounded more American than ll'Oposcd a good old fashioned liberal­ people wi ll get a free lunch. In this respcx:t thi s. opinion in these fields. I can't be sure, but I think this Ronald Reagan ac; he told stories of the to-the-eore government program with case, the latter is the lesser of two 2. Rai sing cigarette taxes Sl/pack As both jWlies in Congress as well summer I had a stalker. elderly without medicine, the small little or no free choice for consumers evils. raises some money, but isn't obvious as ordinary Americans debate the It started in June, when my businesses under a heavy health-<:are or market forces. such as those in We must take the risk of giving a that over time as more people quit, this plusses and minues of the Clinton plan roommates moved out and two burden, of doctors who want to heal Britain and Cana:la. (By the way, a 00- few something for nothing rather than won't generate all the revenue they in the foll owing months, let us subletters moved in for the summer. but must face massive paperwork ycar-old man from Scotland, not a denying the many more who can't think? lf we're going to have a "sin remember the words of the First Lady The phone calls started, everyday instead. I half expected to hear a Paul· liberal, told me national health care afford health care to avoid giving a tax," tobacco should not be singled to CBS after the speech Wednesday from ll:l5 a.m. until around noon. Harvey ad for Arnway sandwiched in was one of the best things to happen in few deadbeats a handout. We are told out.Clinton mentioned the bogeys of ring true for millions of fellow Call and hang up. Call and hang up. there. · Britain.) that God causes it to rain on the just tobacco and alcohol as hea lth Americans. And then again around 5p.m. Cynics would say the president Many conservatives, however, and the unjust. Can we do any less? detriments, but negl ec ted other non­ " We can't afford to wait any everyday. Call and hang up. Call and used these terms to push through the object to a compulsory program. It Nevertheless, the Clinton program politically correnct-to-criticize longer." , hang up. biggest social program since Social will impede free enterprise and create needs the following adjustments : behaviors, such as sexual indulgence. It was a daily series, the caller Security. While few would be naive a massive bureaucrocy, they say. I. Abonion should absoluetly not be No one can deny sexual indulgence Rich Campbell is an editorial . didn't say anything, just listened for enough to deny the hard political sell Unfortunately we can't have it both covered unless medically necessary to has cost our country mill ions in health- columnist ofThe Review. the hello and then hung up. I talked to my new roommates about it. Did they have any spurned ex-boyfriends that would make those calls? No, they didn't, and either did ' I. 1 Using the star 69 button was not 1 effective either. The calls were made Letters to the editor outside of the area. Someone was : calling us eight times a day, long ! distance! Advocating cheating? I say use the hundreds of millions movies for you and me?'' Or how I spent a lot of time sleeping alone When I first read Jeff right now for some very urgent -John Chao (EG GR) the sex participants direct! y -James M. Kaihatu (EG G2) · in my house on Cleveland Ave. this Pearlman's column, I was rather projects: either create one or more involved in the creation of 1 summer, because the two roommates dismayed. He seemed to advocate multi-level parking garages on the Smith not liked by many "welfare babies" (and therefore a Pride in diversity ' I did have spent most nights at their ill-preparedness, manipulation of site of one or more of the current I've just read Jason Smith's drain on the state) play loud mood On Sunday, Sept. 19, I boyfriends' apartments. professors and cheating. I main-campus parking lots and incalculably offensive anfl music "to cover up the sound of volunteered as a member of · And was I terrified. I have always wondered why the editor in chief have all parking be free or install irresponsible "commentary" in machine gun fire outside?" I ' m DIPAC (Delaware Israeli Public ' been a person living in fear, but now I of any newspaper, usually the some nice, covered overhangs at The Review. I suppose that he not entirely sure what Smith was Affairs Committee) to help out at had a reason to. The ·phone would leadinl! member of their all of the bus stops, so I don't really wants us to take his opinion saying with these remarks, but it Newark Community Day. After ring a few minutes after I arrived community, would encourage have to stand in the rain when I'm seriously; he messes up sounds somewhat unsavory. It is my volunteer shift was over, my through the door from work at night. anything so irresponsible and sick and sneezy. immediately by equating leftists apparent Jason Smith Has never friend Pam and I walked around. I The calls continued. I felt like the destructive. I began to doubt the The second concerns the article (a seriously anachronistic term) really seen poverty and its effects. spotted a booth where a woman person could see my every move. I credibility of this "award­ "College-educated blacks earn with liberals . I guess I could Otherwise this article would never was selling her crafts, which she would walk in the door late at night winning" newspaper. To say the less than whites" (Sept. 21). You similarly equate conservatives have been written. Growing up in had placed upon a quilt. On the and the phone would ring within least, I was a bit angry. stupid, sexist pigs. Look closely at with fascists for that matter. This, Los Angeles, I have seen poverty quilt were different flags. Among minutes of my arrival. If I came home After some time, I realized that the . graph - it shows the however, was only the beginning. and it is not funny. Rather than these were swastikas. I went over early, the same thing. this contemptuous, inarticulate following: college educated men The article, which ostensibly writing something substantial to her and said, "I just wanted to The day il happened I received a and affectedly cynical column of both races earn more than addresses the problem of welfare about the welfare system, he let you know that these swastikas strange message on my voice mail. A was perhaps a bid to fathom the college educated women of either babies, is rife with stupidity instead decides to turn it into a are offensive to many people." -very long segment of eery classical apathy of your readership. To that race; white men without degrees Anyone who's been following any sixth-grade-level dirty joke. What The woman smirked at me and music greeted me when I arrived end, I hope that I am not the only earn almost as much as black sort of news media (MTY doesn't a waste . said a very sarcastic, "Thank s home from work that night. person shocked into writing. I do women with degrees; white men count, Mr. Smith) could tell you If this were Smith's only crime you," and turned away. e It scared me so much I ran up to not applaud your tactics, but with degrees earn megachunks that the real problem is NOT a against journalism, I might have Newark is a community that e my bedroom and locked myself in. (I perhaps it did serve a valuable more than anyone else. However, birth explosion in poorer urban let it go. Everyone is allowed a prides itself on diversity. Last II have a dead bolt and regular lock on service. the article only spoke of racial areas, but rather a rise in the bad day. But so far he's· written year, as an executive board my bedroom door.) Then I called a Next time, maybe it would be disparity . Considering the fact number of absentee fathers. Since three commentaries, each one full me mber of SARD (Students few friends to express my fear. easier on your paper' s credibility that women make up more than ha lf of the pa rental team is of outright fals e hoods and Agains t Racism and I couldn't help but feel stupid, like simply to walk down a flight of half the population; it is rather missing, the mothers must either execrable hyperbole. I have Discrimination,) I attended bo th I ) \!iiS, e 11~ggl!rating the situation just stairs to The Scrounge and. ask Stf!pid of you to fo<;:us exclusively go to work (and pay a lot for day utmos t respect for editorialists the Unity march and the Unity because I was scared. My friends told anyone' if they've read the paper. on race. And speaking of race, care if the children are old who can state their point of view rally, which were held on two me riot to worry abOut it. where are the statistics for Native enough) or go on welfare and-care in a rational and logical manner, separate occasions as opposi ti on Somehow, through all of my -Drew Cottle (AS JR) Americans or other minorities? for th e children. It really is a without appealing to cheap shots to the Ku Klux Klan's march . anxiety I fell asleep that night, God How about a little thought and losing situation and certainly one or journalistic arm-waving. But down Main Street. I witnessed must have been with me. Article short-sighted analysis in the future? The world not deserving of your frivolous Mr. Smith 's commentaries so far thi s community coming togeth er The next morning when I emerged A couple of things: is complex. (Hidden phy sicist treatment. reveal on! y that I ) he loves sound to vo ice th e ir opinions again st from my locked bedroom, I The first is : don't be so joke) Besides the overall tone of the bites; 2) he loves TV and 3) he's racism and hate and to promote discovered that within the course of gullible. The interest from the And speaking of physics, heat commentary, there are specific willing to say anything, peace and equality. It makes me the night someone sliced the screen endowment will probably be is not measured in molecules statements in the article which ANYTHING, to be the official s ick how a community which is on a downstairs window. They tore poured right back into the ("DuPont releases new ozone-safe reveal more about Mr. Smith's loose cannon of The Review. I do a ble to pull together in times of e the couch, and displaced a lamp endowment. It's a sort of status refrigerant"). Perhaps some views than he probably intended. agree with Smith one one point: need still has residents who can be shade. But nothing was stolen. symbol for schools, "My scientific literacy would be Exactly, what son of thinking is he's not Rush Limbaugh. Even so ignorant and hateful. The thought of someone in my endowment is bigger than yours!" a nother good addition to the behind the statement " Sex for Ru sh has to resort to a fact every house while I was sleeping terrifies paper. poor folks is like night at the now and then. -Nancy Gross (ED JR) me. Just think, I was in the comfort of my cuddly bed and some crazed lunatic was jiggling my bedroom door knob trying to get in. Women live in fear of this X . everyday. We have the fear of rape y and assault. We cannot feel safe e walking through a parking lot at night c to get to our cars. n · We cannot feel safe in our homes, e for fear that someone will force their • way in, through all our locks and 1 precautions. We need to be walked to our cars, or walked home, and can't jog at , night, can't leave the doors unlocked and can't trust strangers. , Tilis is what the world is corning to. Legislators need to make tougher c:;;.. "Y' 1VI® laws against stalkers. There should be WILMINGTON, DELAWARE ; stiffer -repercussions for rapists and • assailants. But this is no new plight. presents Women can also works towards becoming less of a target for stalkers A Special Guest . and rapists. Report everything, prank r Appearance by • phone calls, break-ins and anything s11spicious. We do not need to be victims any longer. "The Incredible Hulk" Keep in mind that you are never 1 safe. This sounds depressing, but after • my experience this summer, I will

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(f)anld (/)~-~u, Jlliehtde rp~ and 70inO-na ~u .thine £U llu.ee walL lo-eked in a lo-oe Ldangk ln. Jlltulln &eo-#LU.e ~ ep1e pui0-d piee£ ~~ghe dl.q,e 0-t/ dnnO-ene£ n The Age of Innocence biting witticisms. progression, and the film tends to ex.pecting an Americanized Martin Scorsese Daniel Day-Lewis plays drag a little, Seorsese makes up for Dangerous Liaisons with Pfieffer Columbia Pictures Newland Archer, a British it in different aspects. upgrading her role as the Grade: A immigrant trying to make it in The stteet sman director deviates voluptuous femme fatale. America. An archer in a new Iandi from his fantastic recreations of Innocence has no sex. or villianous characters. The problems ~ Get it? contemporary New York street life Entertainment Editor He finds love and security in the and creates an absolutely realistic revolve around love and There was a time in New York, arms of a beautiful debutante, May, New York of the late 19th century. complacency, two themes not not too long ago, much before the played by Winona Ryder. From the dress, carriages, normally associated with a major age of psychotic tax.i drivers and They live their lives as any good furniture and even dinner plates, it's Hollywood production, or Scorsese raging bulls, known as the age of upper class socialites. the details which authenticate this for that matter. innocence. Until Archer is introduced to period piece. Based on Edith Wharton's A time in New York reminiscent May 's unconventional cousin, The intricacies involved in Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, this is of the most picturesque Monet Ellen. furnishing the sets and dressing the what's most attractive about painting. Ellen, played by Michelle characters is nothing short of Innocence. It's good to sec a An age of pretentiousness, social Pfeiffer, is an outcast in society spectacular. director who still regards movie bias and upper class scandals. because of a failed marriage and Scorsesc is able to do this in the making as an art form. A blossoming society which has rumors of promiscuity. brief scenes of London and Paris as Scorsese has certainly defined wilted away from American Naturally, Archer falls for Ellen well. himself as one of this generation's nostalgia and one which Martin and is so bothered by his feelings he Plus the performances given by supreme film maker and Innocence Scorsese replants in an endearing urges May to marry him quickly to Lewis, Ryder and Pfeiffer add a just validated his ran ge. portrayal of the 1870's New York avoid any serious scandal and being depth to characters which might If you could take The Age of elite. ostracized by their wealthy families. otherwise be lost in a series of Innocence and hang it in the The Age of Innocence cx.plores It 's merely Archer and Ellen' s cinematic symbolism. Louvre, the film itself deserves a the sociological standards and dangerous liasons which supply the Lewis in particular shines as the space right ne~~:t to the most THE REVIEW 1 File rhoto injustices indigenous to the upper connict in this film. indecisive lover caught in a conflict picturesque Monet painting. Daniel Day-Lewis and Michelle Pfeiffer participate in some serious rooted population, very much like Whereas this premise doesn't between his heart and society. Even wi thout the typical . dangerous liaisons in Martin Scorsese's 'The Age of Innocence' any Oscar Wilde play without the necessarily allow for quick plot Don't go into this movie cutthroat goodfcllas . Culkin needs a beating, er, spanking as 'The Good Son'

The GoodSon It also stars Elijah Wood (Forever his wide eyes and adorable face. He Joseph Ruben Young and The Adventures of might have been more effective in Twentieth Century Fox Huckleberry Finn) as Mark, who the title role. The scenes of him Grade: C after losing his mother, goes to live trying to stuff food down the garbage with his aunt and uncle (Wendy disposal after Henry says he'd BY RACHEl CERICOlA Crewson and Daniel Hugh Kelly) in poisoned it show that he has more Assist'!f'l Enrettainmenr fiJilor Maine. powerful acting abilities to portray a Macaulay Culkin has the devil in After Henry kills a dog with his demented and angry child. • him. homemade gun that frres lead bolts, This film should have been titled With the Home Alone movies in Mark stans to realize that Henry is "The Jealous Son," because Culkin is his back pocket, along with aspiring a fooling everyone with his sweet act, nothing more than a brat who is in theme for a series of media tragedies, he is really evil in disguise. desperate need of some therapy. He it seems that whatever Macaulay Henry continues his mischief has no remorse for what he does and wants, Macaulay gets. when he constructs a body and you generally grow to hate his During the filming of Home throws it off a bridge into heavy character. His sweet little face can't Alone 2: Lost in New York, it was traffic. At this point in the film, carry him for his 'hour and a half of reported that Culkin's father you're just hoping that his parents portraying a psychotic youth. threatened to hold up production if will give Henry a severe and justified Director Joseph Ruben (Sleeping his child prodigy wasn't offered the beating. with the Eqemy and Dreamseape) leading role as a psychotic youth Then he tries to drown his lillie tried to hold this picture together with with ·a bad sense of how to have fun. sister (liule Quinn Culkin) because a few moments of suspense, but the He should have been ·a good father she seems to like spending time with preview pretty much sums up most and stayed in the trailer. Mark more than her own flesh and of the film. In The Good Son, Caulkin gets to blo.od. He also makes many This movie really had potential of throw an on-screen tantrum as Henry references that he is responsible for going somewhere. When Culkin uses Evans, a troubled yo,ungster who his little brother's drowning, which the •f word' in a threat against Mark, better be the center of auention, or has left his mother a shambles. you start to wonder when Joe Pesci is he'll get real mad. But his cutie pie Henry nies to warn the family, but going to come out in his Good Fellas antics won't save him this time. He instead they shrug it off as Henry's style Italian suit, complete with a must have missed acting class the way to mourn his mother's loss. large carving knife and put a stop to day they covered psychotic behavior. Wood is very effective as Mark, with the whole thing. THE REVIEW I File Photo Culkin's bark is worse than his bite in this dog of a film. Despite Baldwin, shoddy direction puts 'Malice' in Blunderland

Malice Bill Pullman plays Andy Safian, a confusing, try seeing the movie. Harold Becker college dean who has to deal with a The performances aren't that bad. Columbia Pictures series of rapes on campus. All the Baldwin retains his icy screen Grade: C victims are students under his presence throughout the length of the jurisdiction. movie. But while Kidman does a BY BRANDON JAMISON Safian's home life is a little more fairly good job, her counterpart, Managing Ediror relaxing, seeing as how he gets to Pullman, gives a terribly overdone Alright, I'm sure you've all seen hang out with his hot wife, Tracey, effon. the commercial for Malice, which played by Nicole Kidman. George C. Scoll makes a brief features the line destined to go down Then Baldwin's character, Dr. Jed appearance as Hill's former mentor in as one of the greats in cinematic Hill, moves into town as the new a surprisingly brief role; like about six. history with Alec Baldwin saying: head surgeon. In order to help the lines worth. "You ask me if I have a God­ Safians pay rent on their new Anne Bancroft has a smal l role as complex? Well, lei me tell you expensive house, he moves in with Tracey's mo ther. Her overacting something .. . them. scene with the equally overacting - "lamGod." This sets Andy's mind at case Pullman has more ham than an Oscar Unfortunately, Baldwin's because his wife has been having Mayer meat locker. performance is wasted in this abdominal pains lately. Meanwhile, This movie had the right idea but "You '11-Never-Belicvc-What Tracey detests having Hill in the just co uldn ' t hold it together. The Happcns-Nex.t," thriller from Harold same house, seeing as how he' s rape/murders that seem to play such Becker (Sea of Love). bringing back various women to an integral role in the beginning of Becker has made a film with shtupp. tltc movie is reduced to an incredibly dozens of plot twists that slam you Titcn one day, Tracey 's pains arc minimal concept by the middle. back and forth as if you're on an too much to bear and Hill has to And for Baldwin being the amusement park ride. But while an cperate on her. He removes an headl iner of this movie, he takes a amusement park ride is always a lot infected ovary and while he 's at it, he backseat to Pullman and Kidman for of fun, getting slammed around huns removes a second ovary th at he screen time. all the same. thought was sick but really wasn't. There's just too many screwups for Just like it hurts paying six dollars That 's when the real plot twist this movie to be anything but average. and change for a movie that's got come in and any contiguity goes out. Maybe they shou ld have ex.tcndcd more holes in it's plot than Elizabeth Now, if you think that reading the the title to be Malice in THE REVIEW I File Photo synopsis of thi s movie is a liulc Blunderland . Alec Baldwin and Nicole Kidman stare deeply into each other's eyes and wonder "Why?" Taylor's had husbands.

I • ! ) Feature Forum Se tember 28, 1993 THE REVIEW. What's in a name? Nothing, if you can't stand your own In the heat of graduation day, I stand Samantha. "Yeah, it's so regal that Victoria's secret mind with a flourish . there proudly, cap and gown in place, with As I got older, people couldn't be used it as a name for one of their bras." "Dorothy?" That would surely mean a sweat sliding down the side of my face. Feature Forum bothered using the extra energy it takes to I wanted a name that screamed beautiful, life of people asking me where Toto was. I hold back the tears and remember past pronounce my whole name, so without even sophisticated, enchanting, feminine, "Dorothy?" That means people would graduations. Pre-school graduation, then by Liz Lardaro asking, friends started called me "Liz." intelligent, glamourous, cool. I wanted a call me "Dottie," or "Roe" or "Dot" or some kindergarten, then grammar school, and then Wow. "Liz," I thought. A whole new name that people would remember, like other atrocity. high school. And now this. aura, a whole new personality. Destiny or something. "Dot?" I thought. "As in polka?" And the same thing happens each time I But the more I heard the one syllable But I got Liz. Lizuzzz. Ick. The more I thought about it, the more I graduate from any institution, be it Northern and nicknames, and I can't find even one name ending in "z," the more it started to Even when I meet people they sometimes liked the way Liz sounded. Othet women Valley Pre-school or the University of that I like. remind me of the word "zit." don't understand my name when I say it had gone through life with the same name, Delaware. For years I've wanted to change my Virtually everyone started calling me inh.ially. liking it, I supposed. They call my name. name. But I could never quite find a "Liz," from my ninety-year-old Aunt Lizzie, "Hi, I'm Liz." There was Liz Taylor, Liz Clairbome, , "Elizabeth Ann Lardaro ... please come su.itable replacement either. to my university professors, to every single "Lynn?" Queen Elizabeth II. gel your diploma ..." Something 'French, I'd think, like one my friends. "No, Liz." And then there was, uh, a bunch of other Shuddering, I get up to receive the piece Jacqueline, or Chloe, or Flora, something Except for one. He insists on calling me "Lisa?" ones too, I guessed. of imaginary paper that I have worked so that would make some romantic Frenchman "Elizabeth" because he too hates the name "No, Lizzzzzzz," I say , holding out the Maybe I could live with it too. hard for during the past four years, not even · want to use me as a subject for poetry or "Liz." last 'z' and sounding like quite the bumble I bet Liz Taylor didn't wince when thinking about what a great accomplishment pa.inting. I hate to say that I can't blame him. bee. people called her name up for awards or it is to be graduating from college. Or something that would just make me fit I'd explain my situation to the origin of But then, one day mom told me that she diplomas. One thought and one thought only holds in and be like everyone else, like Jen or my problem, my mom, and she wouldn't be was originally going to name me "Dorothy." But then, her last name wasn't Lardaro. forthright in my mind. Christine or Susan. (Nobody ever said my too hip on the idea of me changing my "Dorothy," I thought. "I don't look like a "God, I hate my name." name on The Magic Garden.) name. Dorothy." Uz Lardaro is the features editor for the . Elizabeth. Liz. Betty. Lizzie. Beth. A Or maybe I'd change it to something just "But 'Elizabeth' is a regal name," she'd Suddenly, the barrage of nicknames that Review. Feature forum appears every name that has a zillion different shortenings plain cool, like Jessica or Heather or say. "Like a queen." go with the name Dorothy came into my every other Tuesday in the Review.

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BY MELISSA HUNT likes to initiate whole conversations McNulty says. Stlif Reporter between himself and others who make McNulty describes a typical He stares blankly into his book, his usc of the same desk. scenario in attempting to get work attention wandering from Russian "Sometimes I begin to recognize done in her dorm's study lounge. grarrunar to 1raclting the flight pattern the handwriting of people who While reading, she says she will of a small bug. He lashes out, respond, so I associate a certain become bored or tired and will then delicately squashing it between his personality with that writing," he scan the back of her desk, looking for desk and his pen. says. "But basically I just want to see anything that catches her eye. Strategically placed on the tip, the how people will respond to what I She says she will read something fresh ltill gets smeared onto the back write." she feels is her duty to respond to. of a study lounge desk. "Killed: These kinds of conversations are "For example, I found this gooey 4/19/93, 11:23 p.m.," he writes next built upon by almost everyone who blob stuck on one of the desks," to it. "Bug remains. No job too reads them. All it takes is a McNulty recalls. "I wanted to inform small." controversial subject. the perpetrator that it should be For Junior Marc Honig, it isn't just "See how much you like Clinton in cleaned up." ltilling insects that passes time when four years," someone scribbles on the She says she sometimes feels the he's supposed to be studying. It's the wall next to a Sharp study lounge need to write down song lyrics that artistic challenge behind creating desk. run through her head and distract her graffiti. "I already don'tlike him." from studying. "I've even thought of fctting a bug "At least he has a good-looking She clears her mind by scrawling. bite me so it fills up with blood and daughter. NOT! She really got beat "Nolite tc bastardes carborundorum" adds more color to my graffiti," he with an ugly stick!" on the comer of her desk. She says says. "And I'm sure YOU were that's Latin for "don't let the bastards Honig is ccnainly not alone in his gorgeous when you were 13." grind you down," which is a line from quest for creating graffiti. In "Why don't you idiots spend less a U2song. prehistoric times, cave dwellers time bashing our president and try White says that the phrases and · would communicate by scribbling on actually doing something cons!J'Uctive doodles she adds to desk tops provide cave walls. Ancient Egyptians drew with your lives?!" an incredible release of tension when ' pictures (now known as "Oh, and you're being really she is stressed out from studying. hieroglyphics) on the inside walls of constructive, writing on the damn "It's so great, because I can display • pyramids. wall." my artwork and be really crude if I : So perhaps it's instinct that drives Constructive or not, graffiti clearly want, but I can keep my anonymity," : so many university students today to serves as a creative outlet for students she says. publicly display their passing who need an alternative to Junior Andreen Soley feels the thoughts, political views, love overworking their tired brains. One same way. "It's good if you want to interests or bug remains. frustrated poet, who signs his work get revenge on somebody," she says. In dorm study lounges or in the "Andy," is fed up with studying. "You can write nasty things about most secluded corners of Morris He writes, "My eyes are real tired, them and no one will know it was Library, students do their best graffiti. my hand buns like hell, my butt really you" Even the most disciplined students itches, my armpits now smell ...." He / When it gets too vulgar though, cannot help glancing at the ink-laden continues to grieve poetically about there are always those who want to defacing university property. In She says the custodial staff cleans says. "But you have to give credit to desk tops, filled with more than just his need for personal hygiene. preserve the good nature of graffiti. isolated areas of the library, it seems off most of the graffiti, but some of the other stuff that's really in good Greek letters and the initials of hot "Anyone interested in having a "Why can't people in this dorm be desks haven't been cleaned since the the older desks are wooden and nature." new love prospects. wild passionate love affair with no nice and friendly?" asks a Sharp beginning of graffiti history. cannot be salvaged. That creative, fun stuff is just what Although graffiti is against strings attached?" a graffiti artist resident. "Say 'hi' to your fellow A lot of students are disgusted by The library's administration says draws White's attention when she university policy, according to Mabel scribbles almost illegibly at an Sharpies for Christ's sake!" profanities that have remained plans on taking action against anyone needs to study. Cason, assistant director for library adjacent desk. "Is there a Christ?" someone embedded in the desks over the years. who writes graffiti, especially those "There are so many bright colors administrative services, some students "Whoever can read this deserves a responds, trying to prompt a "Is all this really necessary?" who promote bigotry. and funny shapes," she says. "I just have no qualms about admitting plate of spaghetti," reads the response. philosophical discussion from graffiti­ someone writes in green marker over The problem is, Cason says, the can't stop myself from being they've succumbed to the temptation As Sophmore Laura White points readers. an in-depth discussion about culprits are rarely found in action. distracted." of a blank desk. out, many of the sayings are complete God is a hot topic of conversation homosexual ity. "Just - - -- who you Soley believes that a lot of what Distraction plagues Honig, too, as Some, like Honig, will even go so nonsense, because when people are on desk tops of the library's third want to, and leave each other alone!" she sees is very degrading to women. he attempts to study. He signs his full far as to write their full name after sleepy and sick of studying, they floor. "Praise God for his many "It 's a real shame that 90 percent "People's attitudes can be so name after a quotation that reads, what they've written. They know that write down anything that comes to blessings," someone writes amidst of everything written on this desk has sexis(, like when someone does a "You know you don' t want to do in dorm study lounges there is no one mind. profanities. to do with sex ," scrawls another drawing of the male anatomy and work when you start memorizing the to take action against graffiti artists. Then there are those who feel that "Does God really want you ro frustrated reader. writes ' blow this' next to it," she says. bar code on your soda can." Honig's work accounts for much keeping up with the latest graffiti is an deface school property?" someone Cason says there has been some McNulty says she agrees to some The reply says forget the bar codes. of the scrawling on the Sharp Hall essential pan of their routine. " I ' m responds. "I think not." dispute over what to do about desk extent. "You know you don't want to work desks. He doesn't restrict himself to actually upset when I get a desk Whether or not God likes it, it's tops bearing racial or homophobic "Some of the things arc really when you start reading what's on this bug squashing either. He says he without graffiti," Junior Bridget been years since students began comments . gross, bordering on the obscene," she desk!" Popster~ T~ey Might Be Giants bring new sound to the Balloon BY RACHEL CERICOlA They're now a full-fledged rock Linnell says that it didn't work out as the band has had a long and Assistant Enrertainmenr Editor band, including Brian Doherty well, however, because "iL didn't prosperous existence and hasn't­ The Giants are coming. (former member of ) on have as much power." gotten stale over the years. But he No, it's not baseball season, and drums and glockenspiel, Tony They're also planning a full length admits, "the best thing is that we there is no cause to baricade the Maimone (from Perc Ubu) on bass, release some time this spring. "I'm didn't need day jobs." house. Elektra recording artists, They Kurt Hoffman (from Band of Weeds) hoping this next album will be my were once Might Be Giants, will be performing on sax and keyboards, and Steven favorite album," says Linnell, "but part of the pioneering group of bands bizarre selections from past albums, Bernstein on trumpet. I'm sure by the time it comes out, it that were labelled as college music, such as 1990's Flood and 1992's Linnell said that although he will be my least favorite." along with Elvis Costello and Apollo 18, as well as new material at enjoys playing with a live band, This year also marks the lOth R.E .M .. But times have now changed _ the Stone Balloon tomorrow night. "there was something kind of intense anniversary of their now famous to college audiences filled with The Balloon has been host to about having just me and John on Dial-A-Song, a telephone line which flannel, all mashing to the beat of_ many big name acts, including stage ... between us and the crowd." gives fans a chance to hear soon to grunge. Fishbone and Metallica. "I guess our In previous shows, Linnell and be released material. "He " What I remember, being in: careers have bottomed out," joked Flansburgh performed accompanied (Flansburgh) bought a phone college, was that everybody listened· , who sings and plays by a back-up tape. "This one's a little machine," says Linnell. to a lot of different kinds of music," accordion and sax for the very more like something people It's now controlled by Linnell says, "college music was unique duo. immediately get," Linnell says of the technology's newest advancement, about checking out everything." They Might Be Giants began 10 new line-up, "they're two different voice mail. By dialing 718-387- Today, he thinks that although years ago in Brooklyn, NY. In 1986, types of shows." 6962, you can hear a different some of it is good, grunge music is they hooked up with an independent TMBG is getting ready to release message each day, but Linnell says not too encouraging because a lot of label in New Jersey, Bar None a four song EP, titled Why Does the they're still working out the bugs in it lacks originality. Recordings, which released their Sun Shine, on Elektra Records. The the system. Linnell belivcs that they've debut self-titled album, sparking album contains three cover songs, They still get approximately 200 maintained their audiences for such a television appearances and touring. including the very different Allman calls a day, so the two plan to keep it long time 'because "it's never the In 1990, they won MTV 's Brothers' Jessica, and the Meat going as long as the existence of the same thing twice." Breakthrough Video Award for Puppets' Whirpool. There's also a band. This will mark their first trip to Flood's dance hit Istanbul (Not version of their newest crowd Their past shows with the Pixies the Delaware area. This tour ConstantiMple ). pleaser, Spy, which was first played also led to Linnell's sax performance highlights smaller venues, with" Linnell and vocalist/guitarist John when the Giants toured the cast coast on the instrumental Tossed, from Washington D.C. as the only major' Flansburgh used to perform and with Frank Black (formerly Black Black ·s debut album. Flansburgh market stop. THE REVIEW I File Photo record with their own live Francis of the dearly departed also spent time directing two videos They enjoy playing to college Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, I smell some Giants in the Ballun (so it doesn't instruments and sequencers to run Pixies). for Black earlier this 'year. Linnell crowds, because they're treated well sound right, sue us.) the drum machine. "We just got a They decided on Jessica , after says, " It was a riot...it's a lot of fun by colleges in response and payment. band," says Linnell, "the stuff gaining success with their live cover to do somebody else 's record." " It' s a good kind of gig," says sounds less mechanical." of Edgar Winter's Frankenstein. Linnell says that he's happy that Linnell . ;Local cyclist hits the road for some glory : B)' RACHEl CfRICOLA junior cycling program and that Eickhoff wiped out as she passed press she has achieved, exhibiting : Au.istant Entertainment Editor being one of the few females in the some cyclists, leaving her with a her medal and a framed jers ey on • A tight pack of cyclists shoot group inspired her to stick with slight injury. the wall. • around the track, the wind cycling and later compete. "Needless to say, I didn't have a After a year in the Continuing : whipping in their faces. There is She won her first national whole lot of skin on my right side," Education Program, Eickhoff has ; an excitement and fear among them championship race in 1985, and has she says. just started at the university full­ , that at any moment, one might fall been a member of the U.S. Cycling Eickhoff says that road rash, to time this fall. She says she will : and topple the rest like dominoes. Team for the past seven years. which she says she is n o t a have to take the Spring Semester a.o.ttie.n:lGe ·· Though cycling is a less Eickhoff says that much of her stranger, is the worst part of off to devote her time to her ...... Y conspicuous sport than football or life revolves around cycling. She cycling, though she has also had a competition and training schedule. · basketball, especially at the accumulates 250 to 300 miles on mild concussion. Hoping that by the 1996 :N:atwnat:Honor. university level, there is more the road a week, in addition to "I have my battle scars just like Olympic Games her education will ...... excitement in it than just watching cross training and time at the gym. everyone else," she says, adding be completed, Eickhoff says she is it on ESPN at three in the morning. "The more you enjoy the sport," that she tries not to spend too much looking forward to us ing her sports Junior Jane Eickhoff has been she says, "the more you want to time worrying about injuries. background in a career associated ~ $Q~i,Ci~y ~ excited about cycling since she was work at it, the less it really seems But to avoid collisions and with dietetics and nutrition. 14. In fact, she' s very excited like work." elude injury in cycling, Ei ckhoff Eickhoff is not certa in as to about it, and with good reason. Though there is a lot of hard says that sometimes she will wear whether or not she will stick with :G : ~~ : e~a : l f:1~et : ; : ng : From the Soviet Union to Japan, work involved, Eickhoff says she two pairs of bike shorts if it 's rainy. cycling when she gradu ates, but Eickhoff has been in many is having fun along the way. She "One of the fabrics will slide admits it's a big thrill to compete. .:N :I:G· :••: :0 r0.· o·: • • 'HT• •••·: :::••• competitions across the globe. This says she is happy that some people against each other rather than the " It's a great feeling you get summer alone, she competed in her show interest, because it makes it pavement digging directly into your standing on the center podium or seventh world championship, held easier to get sponsorships. skin," she says. hearing the Nati onal Anthem being The: Co 11 i:ns : Room : in Norway, in which she placed . Eickhoff says she also loves the Eickhoff says cycling is a great played at an international third. excitement of racing. spectator sport, and she wishes competition,' ~ she says. : P:e rk 1n s :s t ud :e n t : c :enter-: Eickhoff also won a gold medal " You literally have no there was more support for it. She Although she says wishes for the ...... : 7f:06pm :: in the 1990 Goodwill Games, and conventional brakes," she says, says there is limited sponsorship, average life, instead of living out of hopes to return to this year's games adding . that sometimes crashes but she ;tppreciates traveling "when suitcases and different hotels, she in Leningrad to claim a second occur because of the high speeds, it's not on your own nickel." says she also gets a lot of personal : Be: A Part:!!: ...... medal. sometimes about 100 m.p.h ., that She also commends her parents satisfaction from her hard work . Eickhoff says her father first got cyclists travel at. for the support they have given her. "It's rewarding to know th a t :" :Yp~ t1~k.~ :A:o t ((f!r:f!nr:'f3:" : her into cycling when she was In 1991, at the International She says "it's neat because th ey're you 're one of th e top athletes in the growing up in Southern California. Cycle World Race in Japan, while real proud and have everything on world in track cycling .. .it's such an She says he got her involved in a coming down a twisty descent, display," including categorizing the exciting sport," she says. ON DECK "They Said It"

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his girlfriend, but Malloy thinking, 'What would he have made the decision to return to By R9J' PORTER resisted. done if he had a gun?"' Delaware - much to the dismay SportJ E itor He escaped the police, but The event ignited numerous of his father. Two weeks ago Keita Malloy marches and protests by members "I told him I was going to go took a trip home to Washington, surrendered to them several hours of the black community, and their back and he wasn't happy that I D.C. later, Flatley said. went back. He's got a great He was there to attend a Malloy and Johnson both faced message was clear - no justice, on- and off-campus charges. no peace. dislike for the University of softball game and see his parents. Johnson was allowed to continue Various adminstrators spoke Delaware. But I talked to him and Nothing out of the ordinary - with his football and academic on the issue, as well as Newark he understood why I went back. just things all college students career while Malloy was Police. Each said Jhe situation "I knew what kind of team we do when they go home. was not related to race. The would have this year, and I really But what followed was suspended from both. wanted to be with my friends," something ordinary 21-year-olds "I don't like the way the whole issue marred Malloy's says Malloy. " We're like a shouldn't have to deal with. situation was handled, I don't reputation. family here." As he got out of his car, like the way they [administration] "It's like my father told me, made me look," says Malloy. 'You went from a hero to zero'," But the road lo Blue Hen Malloy noticed something going "They made me look like I was says Malloy. "My father said it's Country wasn't covered with a on about a block away from some kind of criminal, and that a matter of what you choose to go red carpet. where he was standing. Then he back to." "I had to take 18 credits at saw two men pull out nine­ Montgomery Community College millimeter guns and begin Another bad occurrence, another block on which to build and work a part-time job last shooting at another man. spring and take six credits this Malloy calmly walked away. his character. "I try and get people to summer to get back. Nobody let "Just another day," he would say "They made understand that the funny thing me do anything. It was a to himself. struggle," says Malloy. After a Delaware-William & about life is that there is always Mary game two years ago, me look like going to be something bad," says Malloy said if he was admitted Malloy was told by his mother Malloy. back to Delaware but couldn't that his cousin was dead. "If you can get through the bad play football, then he would not have returned. Malloy's cousin saw a couple some kind of times, then that is what's going to And Malloy says the fact that guys with guns on the streets of make you a stronger person." In Saturday's 56-41 win over he is a football player had D.C. Some women were outside criminal.'' with their kids, so Malloy's West Chester at Delaware nothing to do with the - KeiiJI Malloy, Stadium, Malloy _saught four administration letting him back. cousin asked the men to put the Delaware spread end guns away so the kids wouldn't passes for 114 yards and a "If I had two years eligibilty get hun. touchdown, proving that he is left instead of one than I back and ready to take over wouldn't have come back," says One of the men proceeded to Malloy. shoot Malloy's cousin in the head where he left off last September. "It's good to be back. It's good killing him. these so called campus police did Malloy sees his future very absolutely nothing, which I know j "He was like a brother to me," to make things happen," says clearly. He wants to finish his I . says Malloy, sadness in his voice. is not true," says Malloy, his dark Malloy, sitting on the stairs off education and- if he can- go In September of 1992, the black eyes burning with intensity. the Bob Carpenter Center steps to law school. "I'm not saying that I didn't black cloud again hung ove~ proudly sporting his Delaware But his real dreams lie within deserve to be punished. I just Malloy when he and Delaware football tee shin and shorts. the X' s and O's of football. football teammate senior Lanue don't think I deserved to be But like everything else in "I hope to turn pro," says Johnson were arrested by suspended. You're talking about Malloy's life, it wasn't an easy Malloy. " I know I'm not running my academic career. University Police for a domestic trip back - and one that he a 4.3 and I'm not six-foot, but I dispute at Christiana West "If I'm going to be didn't want to make at first. have the heart and the desire," Towers. reprimanded then I know those When Malloy was suspended, says Malloy. Jim Flatley, a spokesman for officers should have been he began talking with Hen "I don 't care if it's the NFL or Public Safety at the time of the reprimanded," says Malloy. "You coaches about transferring to in Canada, I just want to make a don't spray a 21-year-old kid THE REVIEW I Walter M. Eberz incident, told The Review another school. difference." Spread end Keita Malloy has returned to ignite the Hen campus officers tried to arrest with mace who's not threatening The coaches had several offense. In Saturday's win he caught four passes for 114 yards. Malloy for allegedly assaulting you with a weapon. So I'm schools picked out, but Malloy Fry has stellar day against Rams

BJ RON PORTER downfield, using accurate missles to hit quarter Fry ~led the cadence. Sports Editor target after target, finally connecting He dropped back and saw senior It was like a war that came down to with sophomore wide receiver Brian spread end Dan Cooper scampering which army had the most offensive Penecale to put the first points on the down the right sideline. He threw a 34 weapons in its arsenal. board. yard pass that Cooper gladly accepted The two generals were Delaware Then Raymond released the high­ for the 17th sttaight game. Coach Tubby Raymond, and West powered guns. The Hen defense would hold West Chester Coach Rick Daniels. Which Fry took the Hens (4.Q, 2-0 Yankee Chester on the next drive, and enable would have the most strategic game Conference) through II plays, grinding the Delaware offense to score again plan? up 54 yards of Delaware Stadium turf with three minutes and 43 seconds left Raymond. His Hens put up 56 to finally hand off to senior halfback in the first quarter. pointss to top the Rams impressive Lanue Johnson who ran nine yards for This score would be produced by total of 41 at Delaware Stadium on a touchdown, tying the score at seven. Fry connecting with another senior Saturday. As the Hens set to kickoff, senior spread end, Keita Malloy. Early in the flTSt quaner it looked as placekicker Steve Leo set the ball on Malloy was all by himself running if Daniels had the upper hand. the tee and began his persuit. up the left sideline when Fry hit him His field marshal, junior quanerback As soon as he planted his left foot to with a precise and accurate pass. Dave MacDonald engineered the flTSt kick, the ball began to fall, resulting in UJ'o tell you the truth I bobbled the successful attack after Hen quarterback an unadvised on-side kick. The Hens pass a little bit, but then I thought to Dale Fry's attempts were stifled by a recovered the ball and were ready to myself that I'd better catch this because THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch powerful defensive front. mount their second attack. it might be the last pass I get this year," West Chester senior tailback Scott Eberly bursts through a huge hole in the Ram offensive line, while MacDonald drove West Chester On a third-and-six play in the frrst said Malloy. Hen co-captain Matt Morrill (left) is held from behind. see HENS page 85

~arpenter should increase hours to serve students Coming a pretty heated game when times at Carpenter, but there are ideal. this makes them very important Sports in suddenly, we were told to stop. people there. The building opens at 8 a.m., on a college campus. I think I Review Carpenter was closing. The second time I was at which is reasonable. But the work and study a lot better after Next Issue Closing? But it couldn't be Carpenter when they closed I was student fitness center docs not doing some son of exercise. By Megan lhat late. playing basketball. It was a full­ open until 9:30 a.m. It would The intramural department Apparently, the intramural court game, so there were at least probably be convenient for some does a lot for the students. It's -in The McDermott department is hit with the same nine other people in the building, people who want to work out great that everything they budget problems as the rest of the plus a few onlookers, when the before class to have an earlier provide is free. I r ealize that Three times already this university and they've been lights started going out. Ten opening time. money seems to be tight Review semester I ' ve a ttempted to do forced to cut their hours of o'clock again. The third time I was shut out everywhere on campus, and this something at the Carpenter operation . Last year Carpenter Luckily, both of these times of Carpenter was on a Saturday. may be considered a luxury that Sports Building and it 's been stayed open until II p.m .. This the weather was nice enough to My brother and I went to play can easily be cut. Sports closed. year, to our shock and dismay, it do something outside. But what racquetball. I knew they closed at But I think the facilities (I know. You'd think after the closes at 10 p.m. about when winter comes? 10, so we lcrt my room at eight Carpenter provides are valuable Section first - or maybe the second - This means the pool now With the kind of schedules a so we' d have plenty of time. and important and should be time I'd have learned and c loses at 9 p .m . The limited lot of students have during the But, wrong again. Carpenter made available to as many checked the hours . Bu t for openings there arc even more day, they may not be able to pi ck closes at eight on Saturday and students as possible. Women's whatever reason, I didn 'l.) limited. the time they can play spons or Sunday nights. Anyway, the first time I was John O ' Neill, director of the work out. Many night classes This seems kind of early to Megan McDermo/1 is a sporls playing racquetball with my recreation and intramural don't even end until 10. me. edilor for The Review. Sports 25th roommate. We both had things to program, said they c hose the But, in the cold weather, 1he What if you're just feeling sort do all day, but finally at 9:30 we times th at were least busy, and choices will be either fit your of restless and want to do managed to get together to play. eliminated those hours. schedule to Carpenter's, or forget something active before you go Anniversary We got to Carpenter, s tarted It's believable that 10 p.m. is about it. out for the night? playing and were in the middle of not one of th e more crowded The morning hours are also not Sports are important for mental and physical health, and Coverage September 28, 1993 • THE REVIEW. 85 ~------~.-::....-...... -.....--...... X-Country teams shine in weekend meet at Carpenter BY MEGAN MCQERMOTT 5po

'This is ridi culous. We have to get THE REVIEW I Run ~ i c Tat nail better We just have to have more Senior Brett Mower pulls ahead of the pack in Saturday's cross commitment.· They made the country meet at Carpenter State Park. commitment." Delaware has been running team·s• fifth runners - senior Bret Fischer said., about 80 miles a week, compared Mower for Delaware and Jon van Columbia runner Casey to 60 last year. Orden for Lehigh. First Mower was O 'Shea finished firs t in the meet, The extra miles seem to be ahead, then van Orden. They went tying th e course record with a working. back and forth, until Mower pulled 25 :55. Albright moved to a tie for fifth ahead to fini sh one second before "I knew Columbia had one place on the course with a time of van Orden. good guy, " Albright said. " I 26 minutes and three seconds. "I didn 't even know he was on my wanted to win on my course. I Lehigh's Matt Van Lieno finished butt," said Mower. "All of a sudden I won all last year and this year on four seconds behind him. Then saw something out of my peripheral the course. I wanted to keep the came junior John Brannon for vision. I knew I was our fifth guy, so streak going, but I'd sacri fi ce any Delaware. I had to beat him. I wo uldn ' t ever of thi s for a team win ." Delaware beat Lehi gh by one live it down by my team, so it was Del aware has been making a runner in each team's top three humiliation reasons." lot of sacrifices for the team thi s positions. Other Lehigh runners It turned ou t Delaware would year. finished seventh and eighth , with have won by a point if van Orden "We're getting used to it," said Hen Bryan Dcnbrock in ninth . beat out Mower. But, " It was just Brannon. "If you do well, it 's The battl e was between both li ke the capping of a good victory," worth all the pain and suffering."

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• THE REVIEW I Maximillian Cretsch Senior quarterback Dale Fry runs for a couple of his 117 yards in Saturday's 56·41 win over West Chester.

Hens win over Rams TH E REVIEW /Walt er M.Ebcrz continued from page 84 bad showing, letting a Division n team Check Me Out! Delaware men's soccer sophomore defender Dan Costello goes airborne after the ball in Friday's score 41 points. Then Fry took control. In the second "Personally, we won bur I'm not game against New Hampshire that the Hens lost 1·0. Saurday's game against Maine was cancelled due to the weather and quarter as he ran for a one-yard happy with the way things turned out will not be made up unless it is necessary. Delaware travels to Bucknell to face the number one ranked team in the North touchdown to put the Hens up 28-2 1 at defensively," said senior linebacker Atlantic Conference. The game begins at 7:15pm. thchaJf. He would run for two more Mike Banll ish who hall 12 tackles . "There is no way that West Chester tou chdowll~ in the fourth quarter to end should have scored 42 points [4 1) the day with 259 yards passing and 117 against us." yards running making him just the third But they did. And they did it with player in Delaware football history to Review Sports ~~­ run for 100 yards and throw for 200 case. MacDonald threw for 321 yards and yards. needs you to ~~ --­ Fry's best offensive ,performance five touchdowns, moles ting the Hen All students.interested in competing for the defense with each play. came with 9:15 left in the fourth "I feel that we can move the ball on give us help. , ~._. quarter when he broke out for a 40- any team in th e country," sai d varsity track and field team. during the 1993- yard run and six points. MacDonald. He took the ball on a keeper, ancl Please help us " We watched film al l week )of went around the comer. Seeing that no 94 season, regular season practice will begin Delaware!. and Lehigh th1 cw for a ton one was there he raced for the end1.0nc. in finding a of yards agains t them. We felt we were '. "I had never run that far, not even in better than all three of tltc teams they Monday, Nov. I at Delaware Field House. high school," said Fry. had played so far. offensive line new logo. You ,, The final results had two Hens lOur! was grea t. They gave me plcmy of time (junior Daryl Brown and Fry) rushing Conditioning is currently underway to get the ball to my receivers." can win a cool ,. for more than a I 00 yards and two "I think MacDonald had the same receivers, Malloy and Cooper, Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 3:30 at conlidcncc all the time. We were not prize. Contact · grabbing a combined 213 yards out of rushing hirn, there was no co tai nment the air. The battle was won, Raymond and he had all day to throw the ball. the Field House. All events have spots the sports desk , had won his fourth game of the season We were ju st not playing the way we and his offense was on nrc. can play )d efensi ve) football ," saill But as in any war, there are going to available. Contact Coach Jim Fischer at with your idea. ~ Bandish . be tragedies. The Hen defense suffered its third 831-8846 for details. Jl6. THE RMEW. September 28, 1993 REVIEW SPORTS BY THE NUMBERS

DELAWARE 0 2 -2 Delaware 56 West Chester 41 HARTFORD 3 0 -3 DELAWARE 0 0 -0 NEW HAMPSHIRE 1 1 -2 Delaware 21 7 6 22-56 Scoring - Del: Hudson, Mastromonaco. Hart: Daley 2, Rhode Island 7 14 0 20 - 41 Rei fer. Scoring - UNH: Veneto, Woods. WCU - Penecale 2 pass from MacDonald (Brandes Saves- Del : Kulp 14, Corcoran 0; Hart: Early 0, Saves ~ Del: Mason 6; Defe nse 1. UNH: none. kick Rotondi Del. - Johnson 9 run (Leo kick) 2. Fouls - Del:19. UNH:10. Del. - Cooper 34 pass from Fry (Leo kick) Del. - Malloy 35 pass from Fry (Leo kick) Fouls - Del: 14; Hart: 8. WCU- Woodall fumble recovery in endzone (Brandes kick) Del. - Fry 1 run (Leo kick) DELAWARE 0 0 -0 WCU- Neal 8 pass from MacDonald (Brandes kick) VERMONT 0 1 -1 Del. -Johnson 2 run (kick failed) . Baseball Standings Del. - Fry 4 run (Leo kick) Scoring - UV: DiCrescnzo. WCU - Penecale 28 pass from MacDonald (Brandes ~- .: kick) , .· Del. - Fry 40 run (Leo kick) .,~ : : r; NATIONAL LEAGUE WCU - Penecale 20 pass from MacDonald (Brandes . ' ' EAST w L Pet GB kick) ,. Oth-er Yankee Conference Scoi:es ~. .• Philadelphia 94 60 .610 WCU - Penecale 24 pass from MacDonald (kick ·~ :· ~ ,-. . Montreal 89 65 .578 5 blocked) ~ ;>.. St. Louis 83 71 .539 11 Del. - Cooper 19 pass from Fry (Leo kick) :: Chicago 80 74 .519 14 Saturdax's Scores ~~y". Pittsburgh 70 83 .458 23.5 Attendance - 16,104 ~ ·, Florida 63 91 .409 31 Connecticut 25 William & Mary 45 ·. .~ ... NY Mets 52 102 .338 42 TEAM STATISTICS Yale 14 Harvard 17 ·: "' WEST wcu DEL First Downs 'f7 30 Richmond 21 Boston U 28 ···~\ · AtantaI 99 56 .639 Villanova 7 Massachussets 9 . :~ · San Francisco 97 57 .630 1.5 Rushes-Yards 38-142 59-324 .:·> Houston 80 75 . .516 19 Passing 321 259 New Hampshire 63 Rhode Island 15 :Jf. L

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GET AHEAD AS A UNDERGRADUATE BSN GRADUATE. RESEARCH FUNDING Enter active duty immediately after graduation APPLICATION DEADLINE -without waiting for the results of your State Boards. If selected, you can enter a five-month Applications for grant-in-aid and material internship at a major Air Force medical facility stipends are due October 1. Awards will be while enjoying: announced by October 22. Grants of $25- • complete medical and dental care $150 will be awarded. Senior thesis students • 30 days vacation with pay per year may receive up to $250. • opportunities to advance Eligibility: Research may be for a course, To apply, you'll need an overall2.50 GPA. Get a ~ jump on your future as an Air Force nurse offi­ thesis, apprenticeship, or independent study. cer. ~Type of expenses include: Purchase of USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS expendable materials, photocopying costs, TOLL FREE 1-800-423-USAF transportation to libraries, and professional OR COLLECT 215-696-8426 conferences, etc.

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Individual tickets also available for your convenience on presentation of valid I. D. card at Mitchell Hall on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. If tickets remain after regular distribution, they also can be picked up (with a valid I. D.) from 8:30a.m. -4:30p.m., Fridays, at the Bob Carpenter Center and ·beginning at 10 a.m. on game Saturdays at the Delaware Stadium box office (north side). For more information, call UDl-HENS.