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PLUS BRITISH DIRECTOR MIKE LEIGH ON HIS LATEST FILM 'CAREER GIRLS' MYSTERY OF HALL DEATH Fresher's death in shower SAVED MY puzzles doctors LIFE IN By KEVIN PETTMAN Chief Reporter GOLF CLUB CORONERS are baffled by the sudden death of a fresher who ATTACK collapsed in the shower at his hall of residence. Peter Middleton has Mark Garrotte was discovered by concerned paid tribute to the friends at Devonshire Hall who tried to friend who saved his resuscitate him before he was rushed to hospital, life. where doctors battled for almost an hour to save The LMU student, his life. A post-mortem was unable to pinpoint the left, suffered a cause of death and toxicology tests have ruled out fractured skull after any connection with drink or drugs. his housemate struck Mark's parents described the death as him with a golf club. "inexplicable"and are devastated by the tragic But Paul news. "We may never know why we lost our son," Campbell, right, said Mr Garrotte. "The doctors seem to think it intervened to fight will eventually be classed as a 'sudden student' off attacker Robert death." Knight, who was last Mark was due to start a Material Science and week jailed. Engineering degree at Leeds University. Stunned Devonshire Hall residents have been FULL STORY: PAGE 3 PAGE 2 COLUMN 6 INSIDE: News Ml, Comment 6-9, Feature 12-13, Outlook 15-20, Sport 22-24. Plus 24-page juice magazine NEWSDESK 243 4727 Leeds Student, Friday October 3 1997 blah lecture staring at the Came home miserable and Morgan. Hmm. The mind clock, wondering why it sulked over the peanut boggles with the always slows down butter until four in the opportunity. So, went back Leeds Student Minerva's between 10:25 and 10:40 to morning. to bed until Neighbours and an excruciating 200 then rang David who seconds to the minute. Wednesday: Woken by shouted at me for ringing This week in Britain's Billy on day off. Wanted to him during Quincy. Well moan speak to Casey but since he there's just no pleasing Went to Majestyk Tuesday award-winning student night. Realised that it woke me. I made him talk, some people. He attempted newspaper of the year Diary of a failed sex fiend turned arty student should logically improve to me. Big mistake. He to tell me how to log on to pulling chances as the place decided to waffle on about the computers at uni, but to NEWS My tamogotchi died today. depressing to have to get up is so big. and so there'd be Casey for 30 minutes. tell the truth after the first Not that it was my fault, it while everyone else in the more men, but then of Some people make you instruction my mind kind house is still asleep. Why Holiday hell for just kept going to the loo. course that means there are sick. Love this, love that. of drifted and I'll just have Actually quite glad it died they're so lazy is beyond more girls too. Great if Roses this, roses that, etc to go without computers for student. coz it kept making these me co/ they're all science you're bisexual. Dors and I etc. Will I help him find her another year. Then David funny little noises at very students and so they should decided that the reason we an anniversary present? decided to drop the bomb. inconvenient times, like be working all the time. didn't pull was that we Will I hell. As if I haven't Apparently the new during a nice wholesome Anyway got a quick were both far too choosy got better things to do, series of ER is coming this pages 4-5 shag - okay yes that was a glance at Supermarket for our own good. And although actually a trip to month but is only being lie since haven't had one Sweep while munching that now I'm sounding like my town doesn't sound all that shown on Sky. And I don't COMMENT since 199- okay I'm really new Nutrigrain bar from mother. Made mental note bad. I could get shoes that know anyone with cable. not even going to write that Kelloggs. Great stuff, but not to take my coat again. will make Dors jealous as The quest is presented. The The Queen of down. you have to eat about five Queued longer at the Othello. I could even buy race is on. Is there anyone Hearts, The People's Monday: Had first of them to get that fullish cloakroom than at those leather hipsters that out there with a satellite lecture today. It's so feeling. Sat through blah Princess or just reszistration last week. she keeps going on about in dish? plain Diana? page 6 LABOUR CONFERENCE SAYS YES TO BLUNKETT PROPOSALS SHOWER FEATURE A picture postcard DEATH from Mexico. We bring you the most Rubber stamp stunning photos from thebeaches,ages12.13 Out/oolc Politics in Cuba is on Mark with girlfriend Gillian Taylor the agenda, as a way for tuition fees CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE to widen our horizons DELEGATES at the Labour party offered counselling to help on youth abroad conference agreed not to force a vote on the them overcome their grief. proposed introduction of tuition fees - giving One fresher, wishing to pages 16-17 remain anonymous, described the government the green light to press the mood: "It's quite strange ahead with their policy. really and we have all been It was thought a | By GARETH EVANS taken by surprise. Ryder Cup re- "Everybody is talking left-wing rebellion on Nigel de Gruchy of about it and it has affected examined with Seve the issue was the last Teachers Union NASWAT everyone, especially those leading the way chance to prevent fees aired his feelings that who knew him." being introduced. education should be free for A University spokesperson pages 22-23 commented: "It appears there But the backing of the He said: "If more money has been an unexplained and Brighton conference and is needed for the education tragic incident. His family the huge Labour majority system, let's all pay more were informed immediately in the Commons mean tax - I'm willing to." and they came to Leeds and that when Parliament re- staved in University convenes later this Equality accommodation. They were month the bill will Many protesting given all the support we could inevitably be passed. delegates raised questions offer them." From 1998 there will be of equality and opportunity Mark died last Wednesday tuition fees of up to £ 1000, in arguing against tuition and the inquest into his death assessed on a means tested lees. "This method of is continuing. basis, and the maintenance funding undermines the grant will be scrapped. idea of equality in Higher Education," fumed one GOT A Policy delegate. "Potential mature In his speech David students will be deterred not NEWS Blunkett, Education and only by losing income but Employment secretary paying these fees." STORY? defended his policy: "This Tony Blair rubbished proposal is not preaching ON THE HORIZON claims that tuition fees Call the Newsdesk on free education but putting would deter people from with Stevie Sunshine right an anomaly in going to University. DEMONSTRATION: The campaign for free education go funding. on the march against Tuition fees 243 4727 Saturday: Very cloudy, but some sunny He predicted there will "We will share in the be half-a-million more intervals. Maximum temperature: 20C costs and share in the gains, (68F). students by 2002, partly due graduates who do not earn to the proposed doubling of Sunday: Very warm in places. Fresh will not pay, it is a fair the access fund to help winds. Maximum temperature 21 C (70F). system of taxation. hard-up students. "We invest rightly in the Outlook for the rest of the week: Scattered But many Leeds excellence of the few. now students were hostile to the rain with rather a lot of wind. we invest in the future, the To a career in journalism policy. Simon Ramsay, BBC newsman Nicholas Witchell, known by millions as one of this Temperatures a little above seasonal excellence of the many." average. second year Broadcasting country's top journalists, started his career on these hallowed pages. It He also assured the Studies student at LMU your burning desire is to follow in his footsteps then your first move vWeatheroill Rcyion.il lorecasl 0X91 500417 conference there would be no top-up fees. "No said: "It's not right that should be to Britain's biggest and best weekly student newspaper. We're new students should fill always looking for new reporters, so come along to our office at LMUSU payments will be made up the funding gap in Higher A LOAD OF BALLS front, top-up fees have no or call our news hotline and you could be journalism's next big thing. Education. You don't need any experience, just plenty of enthusiasm and an eve i lottery numbers place in our program." "Labour know it as ton. We offer you the chance to learn essential skills, make vour Most conference well, they just don't want C.'V look brilliant, and have a laugh at the same time. speakers backed the to go back on their government but there is still And the bonus ball: 25 promise not to raise taxes." opposition to the plans. TlWI Leeds Student, Friday October 3 1997 NEWSDESK 243 4727 Paralysed by my housemate TORMENTED BY LAURA DAVIS to the attack by the constant anil unrelenting torment of his Rivcrdance fan bedroom, reappearing several housemates, particular!) Paul went berserk, hours later brandishing a golf Campbell: "Mr Knight w as A club \\ Inch he then sank into smashing his ridiculed in everv aspect of his Peter's head. life In him." housemate over the Peter Moulson. prosecuting, She told the court that head with his own golf told Leeds Crov.ii Court: "Mr Knight. previous!) of club, semi-paralysing Middleton suddenly felt a impeccable character with a blinding or bu//ing sensation bright future ahead of him. was him for life. in his head and saw blood under terrible stress due to Robert Knight, a spurting on the floor." excessive courscvvork and Media Technology Camp be 11 then bru\ e I v financial worries and this built student at LMU. v as u re si led the club off Knight up into feelings of great sentenced to three years before he ran into another resentment and anger which led room. to liis v lolcnt bchav iour. after pleading guillv, to He chased him and Knight Shocked bv Km gin's causing grievous bodily swung a second club at him outburst. Peter said he couldn't harm with intent to Peter causing bruising to his left understand what had happened: Middleton. and admitting arm. hand and shoulder blade. "Before 1 thought Rob was a hit quiet anil reset \ed. As far to also assaulting Paul Chased as I'm concerned I never did a Campbell. However. Paul managed to tiling to the kid." The attack took place in ward off several blows before He added: "Paul saved mv April, in the house the\ giabhing the remains of the life. He is the real hero in this. shared in St Martins club and chasing Knight out of He fought Rob off." Crescent. Chapel Allerton. the house. "It can be v crv si i cssful following an argument oxer Peter Middlclon uas treated living in close confinement the merits of a Ri\erilnncc at St James Hospital for a with people from your course. commercial on TV. depressed fracture of the skull, who vou have potential!) onlv undergoing three hours of known for a vcar." warned Jim Rubbish surgery which included the Lv ails. Communications removal of part of his brain. Officer at I,MUSI). "\\'c were all saving il was He has lost the use of his "Although I have ne v cr rubbish." remembered Peter. left shoulder, arm and hand and heard of anv thing quite this 24. "Rob said he could not is currently undergoing bad before." handle it a nil put his hands counselling as he finds over his cars. Paul and I difficulty sleeping and sulfets Horrified thought this was tunny, but from a reduced attention span. Students were horrified bv Rob went deadpan." Diane Campbell, defending the attack. "I don't know whal Knight disappeared into his Knight, claimed he was driven to say," exclaimed Tahra Bahiker. second vear 3D Design student at I.MU. "I li v ed with in) present housemates last vear hut I 'SOMETHING know lots of people who have mov ed in u ith people they don't know vcrv well." JUST SNAPPED' "It's terrible that financial worries can cause someone to THIS is not the first time a In another shocking case, .do something so desperate." student at Leeds has proved to Stephen Pheasey, an employee agreed housemates Josie Drath he less than sane. of LMU, was convicted for the and Lis Wvatt. both second In 1989. Matthew Williams. murder of a work colleague in vears at Leeds I'nivcrsitv. 20 year old Microbiology 1994. "Ma\ be Ton) Blair should student at LU was given a life He was said to have have thought of the effects his sentence for carrying out a ambushed Peter Scarlett, lop up lees policv mav have on crusade to destroy the "evil before battering him to death. students." majority" of the human race. He claimed he had no Others w ere reliev ed the) Williams pleaded guilt) to intention of killing his had been careful in choosing 11 charges including burning colleague but that "something w ho ihc\ would live w iih. down the I'niversity just snapped". Matt Sanders, second vear Mausoleum near Henry Price A psychiatrist claimed that student of Leisure and Tourism Flats where he li\ed. Phease) had been physically at LMl said: "1' m appaled. He also planned to poison and emotionally abused by his But (hen again I can't rcallv the North West water system father and this was relate to the situation. with cyanide, possibly stolen instrumental in causing the on well in our from I A!. attack. house so 1 don'i think anything like that would happen." PARALYSED: Peter Middleton after the horrific ordeal at the hands of his housemate NEWSDESK 243 4727 Leeds Student, Friday October 3 1997 Residents call time on boozy

festivalBy GINA HILL s ANGRY residents Festival in an area where Neil Heyes, manager of the there are many young people, Feast and Firkin pub opposite are protesting including students at the two the festival site agreed: "I against a massive Leeds universities, will add to don't think the area will German-style beer these problems," complained suffer as a whole. It will be a spokesperson. wonderful for the students, festival to be held on But Sally Davis, an although my takings might Woodhouse Moor. organiser of the event, was suffer." The three week long certain the festival would not festival will run from turn into "a drunken brawl". Enthusiastic October 7-26 selling "We charge for admission Students were enthusiastic and this makes sure people about the festival. "It's a traditional beer, with come for the right reasons," great idea," said Matt entertainment including she explained. Dawson, fourth year license BOTTOMS UP: Workers prepare for the forthcoming beer related festivities on Woodhouse Moor a wealth of tribute bands Noise and retail management such as The Counterfeit student at LMU. "We have to abide by a "Perhaps the location isn't Stones and Abba Gold. noise restriction and the ideal and I can understand the But the North Hyde whole festival takes place residents point of view, "but it Park Neighbourhood inside a giant tent so the is better that the land is used Association object to the music will be focused there." rather than left empty," he nature of the event, She added: "Leeds was said. claiming it will only chosen as a venue because of Vikki Lencher, second increase alcohol and noise its reputation as an up-and- year Psychology and related problems in the coming city. The site is a Sociology student at LU area and encourage good location for students of added: "If it's organised course, but we are aiming at properly it should be okay. "excessive drinking from an 18 to 44-year-old Students aren't that young people". audience." irresponsible." "We are sure that a Bier

172 Woodhouse Lane, Leeds (Just opposite the Parkinson Bulling) RAPE CENTRE WELCOMES GETS REPRIEVE ALL STUDENTS A LOCAL centre survive. Money is always tight. supporting the victims of By MATT GENEVER "We were overwhelmed with the public support and would like rape and sexual abuse has package was offered just two to thank everybody who has been been saved from closure - days before the review was due to helping with our campaign." NEWSPAPERS & MAGAZINES with the help of a petition begin. Supporting the centre's Cuts containing more than campaign for extra funding, LUU (ENGLISH AND FOREIGN) 3,000 signatures. Women's Officer Helen Russell Councillor Frances Jones The Leeds Rape Crisis said: "The Rape Crisis Centre is a defended the initial decision to Centre has finally won its vital service for women in this make the cuts: "They were lengthy battle for six months area.and they would have wasting taxpayers money by of extra council funding after nowhere else to go if it were not providing the service they fears that it may have been closed down. were supposed to.We only fund STATIONERY, PHONECARDS, the centre for their helpline." forced to close. Disgusting However we've found that The City Council initially they've been counselling STAMPS, GREETING CARDS, axed funding to the centre in "It was quite disgusting of women for up to two years. May, provoking an angry Leeds City Council to axe the The phone lines are often busy PHOTOCOPYING, SWEETS, reaction from members of the funding in the first place." when other women are trying public which resulted in legal Although the new funding is to get through." COLD DRINKS, CRISPS, ETC.... action being taken to try and yet to be confirmed, members of prevent the proposed cuts. the centre were delighted at the The centre is still looking A judicial review was set up temporary reprieve. A for support in their campaign to decide whether the council's spokesperson said: "Our morale for further funding and actions were unfair and has certainly picked up a lot now, anyone wishing to help them unjustified - but a new funding but it is still an uphill battle just to can phone on 244 1323. Leeds Student, Friday October 3 1997 NEWSDESK 243 4727 NEWSFILE Guerillas held

boycott me at gunpoint \rilVISTS Iron] the Lloyds and Midland Bin coll Campaign Hijack trauma on i in ailed the university branch of the Midland hank in protest met the banks ethics. A protester said: "\Ve are drawing attention to the hank's role dream holiday in ihe creation of Third Wot Id |xnei1y and its continued lending to A DREAM trip By KEVIN PETTMAN hmlal dictatorships." The sup|xn1ers of the campaign around Mexico bus in an attempt to escape stormed the hank hist week and turned into a (he terrorists."she said. hung up banners outside the hank catalogue of Sarah later discovered thai and plastered the inside of it \\ith the actions were the result of [nisters \\hile playing loud music nightmares for an > engc pact after a local •M-crclaiA Rohin Cixik's unlucky man w as taken ho - pledge for an 'ethical' foriegn holidaymaker, earlier in the \\eek. policy is conlravencd by the banks The coach was eventually •as interests, claims the culminating in her slopped and the passengers lign. being held at derecl off. Their Student reaction uas mixed ere stripped gunpoint by rebel beli-re the) were finally towards the piotesiers. Martin Line guerrilas. said: "Why should they tell me allowed back on Ihe coach where to hank.' I need the Ix-sl deal Sarah Davis, second two hours later. tor me." year Broadcast Mexican authorities Vincent Barker disagreed: "I Journalist. was arri\ ed short ly afleru ai iU and managed lo restore don't bank with Midlands or tra\ oiling with friend Lloyds bill after finding out about peace, although all the what they do. there is no way I ever Lucy Jem mot in the guerillas had escaped will mm. My money could be stale of Chi pas when Rescue helping lo kill someone." their coach was hijacked by rebel Sarah's 'holiday of terror' c o n t i n u e d w h e n s h e w a s forces. bitten by a scorpion and "The coach was faced a possible life- Award stopped b\ a large group threatening situation. of men with machine guns Fortunately a local man came and llic driver was handed lo her rescue. a ransom note and told not "He saw how much success to continue." she distress I was in and offered remembered. "We didn't his services by sucking the ATHLLITK.S superstar Roger poison out." explained Sarah. Black presented Leeds nurse understand w h a 1 uas "1 was very lucky . It could Lisa Wales with a £250 cheque happening but realised we well have been a fatal and a framed certificate lor were in great danger." incident." finishing third in the northern Despite both these finals of the Modern Apprentice Risk escapes from death. Sarah's of the Year competition. Despite ihe risk the driver mistortunalcs were not ovei Busy Lisa. I S. studies part Her hag containing money time at Airedale and Wharlcdale continued through an area of civil war. leaving the and important documents College and is a nursery nurse at was stolen, leaving her Milestones Day Nursury in passengers fearing for their lives. penniless Meanwood. "1 guess it was just one of She said: "I'm proud to ha\e "A coach before us had been taken over and the those holidays," she said. lieen nominated and pleased with "I'm just glad I'm still here my award." passengers thrown off. They were trying to get onto our to tell the story". HOLIDAY HORROR: Sarah Davis safely back home after her Mexican nightmare Pic: Lucy Jemmet

f Old boy returns Cii^dad Madero CYCLIST IN CRITICAL CONDITION fampico One of his flatmates into the accident and that the r df Ttm»hu» A CYCLIST was HWMH responded to police appeals driver of the Mercedes hai TWENTY years after today still enrolling as a student Steve which described the man in been co-operative at the scene Pashley has returned to Leeds unconscious in critical condition. of the accident. Metropolitan University in a hospital following a The accident occured on Mr Christopher is Bahia de Campech the junction of Queens Road currently staying in the Leeds top management role. collision with a car Steve, 40, who look a and Hyde Park Road at General Infirmiry 's BA(Hons) degree in at the weekend. 8.20pm. and involved a neurological intensive care l.conomics and Public Policy, He was identified as collision wilh a Mercedes. unit. CdcW is taking oxer as Director of Mark Christopher, a PC Schofield of First reports suggest ihat • Weetwood Road Traffic he was not wearing a cycling Human Resources. «' student who lives in "It will be good to be back Department said: "There is helmet at the time of the Cardigan Lane. nothing suspicious about the accident. at Ihe uni\ersity. I enjoyed ' myself veiy much here as a After the original cicumstances of the accident, Police appeals for people siudenl and I am looking Tuxtta accident on Saturday. it is just very sad due to the to come forward focused on forward to gelling involve.! police could not identity injury sustained by the students earlier in the week with taking the uni\ersit\ into Sarah's ordeal took place in the South Eastern city of Jalapa, Mr Christopher as he had cyclist." with messages left on ihe Ihe next century," he sanl 180 miles east of Mexico City. This is in the Southern state of no identification on him. He also said that computer screens ol a! Chipas, recently embroiled in civil unrest. investigations are continuing students in Leeds. Leeds Student, Friday October 3 1997 Leeds Student DISTORTION OF A DEATH: THE TALE OF Dl AND THE DAILIES Leeds Student is an independent newspaper serving students at Leeds Metropolitan University, Leeds University and other colleges in and around Leeds. All our journalists abide by a code of conduct, but if you have any problems, please contact the Editor. Comments, contributions and helpful criticism are invited.

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Books Phil Hanlon Spike Linden Thornton Clubs A Princess died Phil Lindtield Nick Sargant HE was the Devastated mair people's Columnist princess" nation u >ads tributes of Simon Jeffery stammered Tony Blair Comment on that dark Sunday ion in shock' Alex Cameron afternoon. Although against tradt Fashion the phrase and its Jenni Jones delivery had been pie Floral Features carefully crafted with Jo Young the help of his press Revolution! secretary, it seemed to Listings Ross Horsley put into words a >1 Children could j common swell of - now much she i Music feeling. Jo Cairns Yet the reason that the ••" ;sp^r.tifsi 3?5?vrsr: °^~gS£ ~-~~| Joseph Downie Robby El son phrase "the people's Jenny Wood princess" became famous is that it evokes many News meanings whilst meaning Laura Davis Naveed Raja nothing specific. In the week following the IOMETO Pictures crash, sections of society and DIANA Sarah Davis the media took "the people's princess" and made her a •^ Politics figurehead of their contrasting Jacob Hickey ideas. It is dismaying how She was the People Martin Arnold quickly a death can be cynically manipulated. Proof Reader • Public periods of mourning Princess. Chinny Li last different lengths in different cultures. For two centuries in Researchers knew how to express themselves mediaeval Britain a best-selling and so looked to the media for Sarika Shah book. Arx Morii'inli. told people Helen Wriglesworth direction. As a result, public sites how to prepare for and react to were covered with flowers, toys, death. It gave a series of Sport M BY JOEL RICKETT cards and a hundred other gifts costumes, representing stages Chris Straw with uncertain symbolism. from deep mourning and half- The satirical magazine mourning to resolution. Television wildly different things to shouted abuse at BBC appealed to everyone, because Private Eye was the only Today we rely on personal publication to criticise the rent-a- Diane Learning rituals, ranging from despair to different groups of people. cameramen outside Kensington the overt sentimentality Ross Horsley In their grief, some directed Palace, and phone-in shows were combined Diana Velegance, quote celebrities and the carrying on regardless. Yet the contradictions of the rest of the untimely death of Princess Diana resentment towards the dedicated to irate callers status and fateful end, all Travel monarchy as they saw it as condemning the very comfortingly bound together. media. Yet it also exposed the provoked an unprecedented compliant hypocrisy of all of us: Indira Das-Gupta outpouring of emotion, a having caused the tragedy by programmes they appeared on. This Hello!-sty\e version will isolating Diana. The gruesome irony of the undoubtedly take its place in the front page featured mourners cathartic week in which every outside Buckingham Palace CORRESPONDENTS sector of society seemed to A succession of crash was surely proof that history. commentators argued that the obsessive media intrusion into But how close were all these trying to get hold of pictures of unload their unspent grief in the crash. Unsurprisingly, they Chief Reporter spectacular fashion. institution would now collapse in the lives of the rich and famous interpretations to the reality of Kevin Pettman a Modern Britain, unable to has to end and that this form of the nation's experience? were withdrawn from It seems, however, that these newsagents' shelves quickly after emotions were manufactured by withhold the popular tides of "journalism" has no place in the In fact, the overwhelming Crime revolt, if it failed to shed its stale. new world heralded by the death feelings on Sunday August 31st printing. a hungry media who produced It is important that we Matt Genever stories at a breath-taking speed. outmoded image. of the people's princess. were bewilderment and regret: Education Quick to move, Tony Blair grief at the loss of basically a recognise that it was our attitude Her name and image were towards celebrity that Gareth Evans frantically grabbed and displayed cleverly used Diana's popularity nd then the romantics good person combined with a Residential and death to vilify the brutality of took over, skipping the feeling of culpability. inadvertently killed Diana. We on banners, headlines and must question our obsession with Jan Henek pictures, each serving a different the capitalist Paparazzi and Aanger and the politics. An Paradoxically, although the compare it with the inherent unholy alliance was forged media were blamed for their role the famous and our desire to cause or point of view. worship them if the This, we were told, was "The humanity of New Labour's New between the entertainment in the tragedy, their influence Britain. "Charm, love and caring industry and the newspapers, was crucial in creating what must consequences are so serious. Floral Revolution" through The country looked to take which there was open mourning are classless", he said, oozing writing a classical tale of love, be described as the hysteria to sincerity. But he neglected to jealousy, and beauty. The idea of follow. People were enticed to something positive from her Editorial hotline: and a unity in sadness. This was death - pundits predicted that the (0113)2434727 supposed to be a moment at mention that New Britain would the princess took on a supposed accentuate their grief publicly preserve a monarchy, an ancient significance: Diana and the Royal Family were world would change in her Advertising hotline: which Britain shed off its stuffy memory. But as the memories imperial shackles and became institution not known for these became a mythical goddess, the pressurised to mourn in front of call Catherine Barton attributes. hunter hunted, like a candle in the nation. fade, perhaps our resolutions of on (0113) 231 4293 truly modern. goodness will decompose like Yet becoming modern meant Another obvious target was the wind. Strangely we felt like we had the media, as outraged mourners The fairy-tale element known this woman, yet no-one the flowers. Leeds Student, Friday October 3 1997 Murray Prints ^edsStudent , fc OPINION " ^ V*~-ft I Blair is slowly failing the —1, 1 * . LJa / university challenge his week's Labour party conference was probably the final nail in the coffin Tfor free university education. And it passed by with barely a whimper. Not even the anti-tuition fees lobby dared move a vote on the issue, such is Tony Blair's mesmeric grip on this county. On the face of it, the arguments for tuition tecs are strong. As David Blunkett pointed out, why should the office cleaner pay her taxes for the education of her manager's children? And after all, you won't pay a penny in fees if your parents earn less than £23,(XK). In fact, you won't pay a penny at all, as fees are only due to be V levied on the new intake next year. But the proposals have to be taken with a pinch of salt. Blair may talk of the "giving Britain" and a fair deal for all, but the gradual reduction in grant FRESHERS FIND THEIR FEET IN LEEDS levels shows that governments have no qualms in giving students a raw deal. Who's to say in a year Blunkett won't announce that fees are to rise to I' 1,5(X)? Means testing means nothing LETTERS TO THE EDITOR if your family are the wrong side of the dividing line by a matter of No honour for PC pounds. Jeffery: hero... The problem with the whole Dear Editor, Dear Editor, Dearing Report is that nobody knows what's really going on. Not even Sir YOUR ARTICLE on Diana on the 26th THE REPORT on feminist Sue Wilk's campaign to change September in the /.civ/.s Student was brilliant. our degree titles should not pass by without comment.We Ron agrees with some of the Keep up the good work and I hope to read tend to tolerate such 'radical' ideas in the hope these people conclusions of his own inquiry. more interesting and enlightening articles in will find better things to do. As seems to be the norm these days, the future However, with the current climate of political correctness for the letter there is a tiny possibility she could be taken seriously. I the government has resorted to S R Khanth suunest we crush it before it even begins. soundbites to explain away their fuzzy Unsurprisingly, the scheme was inspired hy the work of a and muddled policies. of the week cultural studies academic. Cultural studies is a boom-trade ,.and villain which creates nothing and contributes in no meaningful way The future of higher education is far Vent your wrath at the world to society. too important an issue to be left in the The field justifies itself by referring constantly to the work and see your name in print at Dear Editor, this tragedy in quite hands of spin-doctors or political the same time by writing to nl dead French philosophers. Reality, the argument goes, is the same way as the constructed by language. Theretore we can claim huge activists. Whatever your beliefs on Leeds Student. You could even I FEEL it necessary rest of the world, but amounts of public money pontificating about 'ideology' and tuition fees, it's time we all stood up that someone with an nothing can excuse the scoop the cash prize for the any argument against us is inherently flawed. and made sure that university remains best weekly letter. ounce of sense and frankly disgusting Of course, most people with interesting lives don't have Write'to: compassion speaks out manner in which his time to worry about the title of their degrees - they are busy if not free for all, then available to all. against Simon \ lew s were put Irvine to net them. They instinctively know that language can Jeffery's outrageously forward. be easily moulded, created and avoided: they don't spend all The Editor crass and heartless To assert that the day worrying about how it is oppressing them. And just for good Leeds Student article in last week's audio cassette of the Unfortunately she didn't give any possible suggestions for /,<'<'nl comment on injuries, poisoning and violence also mice, it seemed that incident. the Rugby League World Club Championship. the media had found Next week, w hy Sure enouuh. the Huropcan clubs were out-played most ol increase with acute toxication. You can also call in to the something worthwhile not have a go at the time but the around-breaking nature of the competition in You don't say. newspaper office at LMUSU to focus their attention someone who has which teams from around the world compete at club level is Who pays for these studies in the City Site. on. actually done something even the high and mighty Premier League hasn't completely obvious to he done? And who I appreciate that something wrong. managed. does them? Simon Jeffery may not In this case maybe we should ask those have been touched by John ('leers Matthew Ro\al best qualified to answer - anyone outside a tacky nightclub in town. They'd get full marks. OWN GOAL: Keegan comeback - Turn to page 22 75 RAGLAN ROAD, WOODHOUSE FREE DELIVERY LEEDS 2 - OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK FOR ORDERS OVER £5.00 MON - SAT 5PM TILL LATE PIZZA IN LIMITED DELIVERY AREA SUNDAY 5 PM TILL 2 AM FREE PHONE SPECIAL OFFER FREE BOTTLE OF COKE WITH &u? ORDERS OVER £10 0800 14 66 52

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GARLIC BREAD WITH IUO-/.XAHKUA CORNETTO (STRAWBERRY) £.0.90 onions & Italian herbs. CIIKl-SK 2.40 MAGNUM £1.10 20. HOTSHOT. 3.8O 4.80 48. GARLIC BREAD \\ITHCHEESETOMATO SOLERO EXOTIC FRUITS £1.10 Mozzarel/a cheese, tomato chillies, peppers, peperoni. SAUCE. 2.80 SOLERO FOREST FRUITS £1.10 mushrooms, onions & Italian herbs. CREAM OF CORNISH TUB £0.70 You can write to Simon or e-mail him at [email protected] Re-hashing the debate 1967 style RUGS are Gallagher's "cup of tea in the morning" ? Remember the last time responsible for vou ran out ol I'd Tips and rolled a catalogue of up a couple ol' Ri/las to gel to a social ills - car nine o'clock'.'Thought not. crime, Judging by some some ancient Dmugging, lousy children's Hgvptian art anil quite a lew (ircck m\ths (especially the one about the TV, etc. To this sorry list we woman with the snakes in her hair) must add another tenet of human beings have been taking evil, the sodding drugs drugs lor a very long lime lime debate. And when they weren't thev This endless "controversy" probably just sat around talking about them \\as given fresh impetuous In Britain, people didn't when the Independent on official!) start to talk about drutis Sunday put a huge cannabis until July 24 1967. On that day 7%e leal On their front page last ///HO published a lull page advert week. The editor. Rosie signed bv lots of famous people Boycott. e\en admitted to (including Paul, now Sir Paul smokiim a couple of crafts ones Mc( 'arlnev I asking the governmenl Howard Marks: known to believe in recreational drug use in 1968 and called for a lo let them smoke pot as ihey campaign to decriminalise the called it - without having to go to prison ordeal with any unsavoury drug. How it feels drug trafficking types. There are very good arguments But it wasn't just the famous IT'S A RICH for decriminalising the possession ones Thirty years ago Leeds of cannabis: ihc cuirenl stale of students were taking drugs too. affairs is. by all accounts, They were probably very much like to be... high unworkable. It is a mild drug w ith their modern counterparts except no proven long term health risk, it MAN'S WORLD they listened Indifferent music, I feel like my mind's The first time I turned on. n is infinitely less socially damaging said "peace" quite a lot and wanted detached from mv was a big anti-climax. I was than alcohol and can e\en cure lo live in San Francisco. a bodv: I know I'm violently sick. All my prev ions O >ou \\ant to be a made CNN what it is blindness. I lere. we lake vou back to an waving my hand around in the ideas, acquired from pop songs millionaire? Well today - makes Mr Turnei However, who cares'.' We've all ()ctober 1967 edition of Union air. I can see il but il isn't mine and poetry and grass growing don't, that was the world's single largest heard the arguments a thousand S benefactor to charity. But Yews, tins paper's predecessor. vou know. 1 turn my head and in the background were rather last year's thing. All times More and the new ones, if Read on and see it vou think the room follows live seconds deflated. But now. when I of course he doesn't like indeed there are any. really are the big money anything's changed. later. We talk and it's so tunny, smoke. 1 just t'eel relaxed. I just to talk about it. pushing il a hit. Remember Noel nowadays is on The Forbes list also vou can't stop laughing. exist in the present. Worries billionaires, and there's Colours and sounds are more about past and future are shows some pretty neat distinct. Fiverv bodv \ alive, it's completely irrelevant. I more of them than w a\ s of making a fast all so simple. It's like being respond more easily lo things ever. buck: Wendell Murphy canned, vet so much purer. around me. music, people Forbes' annual list of rakes in Mini from pigs What the Americans who are too and Monroe Carell Jr 2nd vear Russian 2nd \ear Vrts rich for their own good made $600in on parking has uncovered 170 of the lots. I'igs and parking blighters nestling across lots? \\hat Ihe hell am I students thought the Slates. In fact, the doing studying English average net worth of the lit? I think it ought lobe meditation. The argument that top 400 is $1.4bn. Anyone Top of the list, and legalised. For one marijuana leads to heroin is as The vice- worth under $475m nipping the Sultan of a thing it's pretty ridiculous as saying alcohol doesn't even make the list. Brunei as the world's expensive when it's illegal. leads to meths. CNN's Ted Turner richest man, is freak- Also if it wasn't so easy lo 2nd Year Knglish comes in at number dresser Bill Gates with come by. people wouldn't take It's incredible! I know so many chancellor speaks twenty-seven with a $38.4bn. But as the saying it for kicks so much. people in London smoking pot. s.l.5bn bank balance. He, goes, money can't buy 2nd year General Arts Final year Engineering . There's just one thing I but only about particular or however, recently gave you happiness and, for Ours is a white-shirt, name - There used to be a scene in I want to say about named drugs, which are so $lbn to the UN and, when (iales at least, it's no brand society. Because of this Leeds, at least around the [^ J drugs in general: only varied in their effect and in the cheque clears, will guarantee you'll look it is important that people University. But everybody 's lake them on medical their legal status. Here again drop to fifty-five. good in glasses. should snatch periods of total sick of it now because it's so advice. Beyond this it would be the Medical Officer is the Such a show of Okay, I'll admit it. I'm relaxation and meditation. And uncool. better never to talk or think expert. gratitude - it was the UN jealous. Simple as that. marijuana is an aid to Final \ear Arts about drugs in general at all. Sir Roger Stevens backed Gulf War which 10 NEWSDESK 243 4727 Leeds Student, Friday October 3 1997

ROYAL PARK ROAD: Could be without its famous landmark Rapist's release: SCHOOL THREAT UNCERTAINTY looms over the future of a local primary school, which may face fears rising closure after events in the FEARS are growing that rapists and paedophiles will be area have blackened its By KEVIN PETTMAN COAT. 1 TOOK HE A Arf/5 Chief Reporter watched by police The rapist was name. a convicted Leeds rapist convicted before it came into Royal Park Primary School, will be released after operation. which is the only school in the HAD BgOh/M PEAMEO (MIA. "He should have received life." serving just four years of Jackson may be released on Jackson, who took advantage of area with pupils of mixed the poorly lit Woodhnuse Moor and racial backgrounds, will be vO a 12 year prison remission with a reduction in sentence for good behaviour always wore a balaclava, toyed with close its doors next year- it"an t=~ A sentence. investigating police by sending appeal made by a parent meaning he would be walking the CAS David Martin Jackson, streets in the new year. letters detailing his offenses and governor is not heeded by the QOTH OF 7X/TM OO .signing them "Jack the Stripper". council. knov/n as the 'Woodhouse Moor Rapist', preyed on lone Outrage Helen Russell, LUU Women's Vital Officer, warned: "My advice to all THAT I females in the Woodhouse The claims sparked outrage in women is to take advantage of the the student community. "It's a very Mr Corey claims that "the AS fa area and four of his five women's safety bus, regardless of school is a vital part of the TO serious worry for all females in this who is released, because there are AMYBO&Y, victims were students from area and a disgrace that such a area's civic structure" as it has LU and LMU. so many dangerous characters a large population of 210 MY A/fcxr w*srrne violent man can have this freedom," around." pupils and its reception class is THF Jackson, whose reign of protested one female student living full. terror stretched from June 1991 in Woodhouse. The recent riots in the Hyde to October 1992, was convicted Another said: "I would never * Anybody > Park area has blackened the WAS. THE in March 1994 on one count of have lived in this area if I had needing the reputation of the district and A FOOL, rape, three of indecent assault, known that convicted rapists could this has reflected unfavourably two of attempted indecent ,be on the loose." services of the on the school. Jackson would be able to walk assault and four of assault. freely in Leeds with the police Rape Crisis However, the school But the sentence was deemed too recently received a good unaware of his movements. Centre should ring lenient by the victims and He would also be unaffected the Ofsted report which prosecuting officers. Detective ^01132441323y commended it on its "excellent TACK T-HL- recent legislation which promised Superintendent Bob Taylor, said: the movements of all convicted community links". CAUGHT OUT: The letter that got Martin Jackson

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The incident occurred The lads from the Green on Saturday evening as Security nutters Pub were inspired by the six male students He continued: "I really he film The Full Monty and were watching television think extra security is needed agreed to pose for the photos to in their house in but the landlord's done help raise money for a cancer nothing. He hasn't even icanner. Headingley Mount. repaired the damage to the One resident, Rob Pink. door as vet second year history "Its just so lucky that no- student, said: "We were one got hurt. Students should watching Blind Date when be more aware." the doorbell went, but as The residents are enraged per usual no-one could be by the break in. "At the time I bothered to get it." was extremely scared, but now Assuming the house was I'm just angry ." said Rob. empty the thieves kicked open "They may have broken our lie front door. door hut they'll never break Intercepted by Rob. one our spirits'" hiel pinned him against the Both assailants are wall with a chair, whilst the described as being in their ther entered the nearby early twenties. One is blonde downstairs bedroom and stole and about si\ foot tall. Bare faced cheek a hi-fi system worth over €200 Leeds received notoriety in before leaving the house. June of this y ear. w hen A CAL1FORN1AN student is national media dubbed Hyde suing his University after he Getaway Park's Chestnut Avenue as 'ell out of a window whilst "the most burgled street in mooning at passers In. Rob bravely shouted Britain". He claims the University downstairs to alert the others Jim Evans. Communications should have warned him of the but the thieves had made their officer at l.MUSU adv ised dangers of living on the 4th getaway in a waiting blue Ford students to be cautious: floor. Sierra. "Students are the people who "This is definitely often end up living in more Blush flush something that you never dangerous areas and are imagine is going to happen," consequently often burgled." A re-construction of the burglary on Headingley Mount - which happened when the tenants were in. THE Spice Girls may have uerative tie-ups with Walkers and Pepsi, but fellow all-girl band Blush will be roll-ing in FIREPLACE the loo-t after clinching a Woodhouse sponsorship deal with Igloos portable toilet. THIEF A spokesman for the band said: "The girls are flushed." A THIEF convicted for stealing fireplaces worth to get facelift Marvellous Mansfield £8,000 was jailed for three ENTHUSIASTIC architects are By HELEN WYLIE years at Leeds Crown Court needed to help improve RESEARCHERS who spent this week. rundown areas in the city in an The Association are two years inputting Stephen O'Leary,40, of attempt to restore them to their looking to maintain the information into a special Regent Terrace. Woodhouse, former glory. original pattern of the Squares, computer programme pleaded guilty to two The Little Woodhouse creating somewhere for locals, designed to find the best town burglaries, possession of Community Association have including students, to sit. in Britain were shocked when drugs and failing to comply submitted a lottery bid in the "We are hoping to keep the Mansfield came out head and with a community service hope of restoring Woodhouse history of the Squares while shoulders above the rest. order. and Hanover Squares and are making them accessible for The scientists at the O'Leary broke into two currently looking for designs modern living," added Ms Muriel Petty Institute in student properties in North by students to return them to a Matthews. Manchester, which tested Hill Road and Cumberland in The LWCA work in the "common pleasure ground" area to improve housing, among other things the Headingley on August 23 last accessible to all. quality of beer and the year, ripping eight Victorian "Students make up 25 per cleanliness and parking. With football team in towns cast iron fireplaces and cent of this area and we need a future plans for the area they exclaimed: "We had expected surrounds from the walls. young representation to put are looking for students to join somewhere like Nottingham He also attempted to forward their problems anil the Association and voice their or London to win, but then dismantle a ninth fireplace, ideas tor solving them." said opinions. again computers don't lie!" but was interrupted by Freda Matthews. Honorary Anyone interested in residents, to whom he then Secretary of LWCA. becoming a member or who claimed to be a scrap dcalei. wants to submit plans tin- ONE IN HALF A MILLION: A University of Leeds technician Built in the 1820s. the future projects can attend the has been awarded a City And Guilds Silver Medal for offering them £25. Squares have become neglected Judge Trevor Kent-Jones AGM at 7pm on Thursday Compiled by outstanding achievement in Bricklaying. 40-year-old Peter and improvements have Mlth October at St Michael's Matt Genever Flatt is the only person in the UK or Ireland to have received said a custodial sentence was commenced only after recent the award for this course. the only option. pressure from local residents. College, St John's Road. 11 Leeds Student

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Julian Wharam, a former Leeds student and now a presenter on The New 96.3 Aire FM, MUSIC. 4/6 offers first-hand tips for News review and interviews in the terminally groovy world of music coping with the opening Cornershop and the Warm Jets talk and the rest get talked about weeks of term. new tcrni, new faces, and 750 New %.3 Aire FM ARTS. Acondoms handed out within 2 hours at an intro-week Videos to stay in and watch, films and plays to go out and see, with party night. An astounding feat. this much going on it's a wonder you've got time to read Juice \\itli 1300 people at the event, that's one potential 'acquaintance' per couple. This is the hook with working in radio - you're given the opportunity to pioneer socially aware schemes BOOKS. 8-9 never before attempted. In this This week Juice looks at the fabulous world of book thieving, what case, it was spreading clean, safe, free love among freshers. to steal and who it will bother. The new books are reviewed but it's Fantastic. up to you to choose whether to buy them or steal them I also discovered that the new term really does mark a new era - no more weekly 'Stomp' nights at LMUSU! After recovering from the emotional devastation CLUBS from the death of what had become an institution, I realised ; Coldcut and The Orbit are this weeks hedonistic destinations in that its replacement, 'Star', sets a roundup of places to shake your groove thang. out to play exactly the same kind >f music. The reality is that whatever the name of the club, it's the music that makes it work. For MIKE LEIGH example, Brutus Gold's 70's experience, 'The Love Train', would be nothing if they played a CENTRE track by Faithless. The Pleasure Rooms would become the Acclaimed director Mike Leigh talks to Juice about his new Torture Chambers if they staged film Career Girls and we also have a chinwag with the star, an over-50s party night. The Katrin Cartilidge about the man himself same is the case with indie clubs: it's the music that makes it, and there's nothing quite like throwing yourself headfirst into what closely resembles a rugby TELEVISION/RADIO.. 14/15 scrum on the dance-floor while Nirvana and Rage Against the Love 'em or hate 'em, The Teletubbies are taking over but are Machine are playing. And how they any good? Juice also peruses other kids' TV favourites fascinating it is to watch around 300 people dance in exactly the same way to classic Chumbawamba, (especially when you're down there with them). LISTINGS. Speaking of Chumbawamba, 1 recently discovered that they Your listings for what's on in and around your humble will be doing one UK gig this >ear. If your hank manager abode for this week. There is no finer guide to how to refuses to fund your ticket and spend your days and nights and it's all free you lucky, thus denies you the lucky people you 'Chumbawamba experience'. I'll he documenting the show right here. At last the band is receiving the attention they have deserved for years following the commercial success of the Tubthuntping single. The irony is that West Yorkshire's Finest have been \\ riling and releasing songs as good as Tubthumping for years, but it took the backing of the mighty F.MI to push them to the front of the queue. HOT: iEONi ffl IF DfilE S M E 08 Got a spare £20 note? Invest NOT: ffiEONffi ffl) TOflDIffli TPEODDB in the C'humbas I'D hack- Everyone else knocks them but in truth we all want to be catalogue. You won't regret it. them. For freshers everything is new and exciting, they It's your last year in Leeds and you know that finally Even better, seek out the mature have a clean slate and no rules. In these first few weeks of you might have to get down to some serious work. The students and make them do you term they are tentatively exploring the options open to library will have to become your second home and the a copy of theirs. them. It won't be long, however, before they discover that Old Bar a distant memory (maybe). Your overdraft You can hear Julian they don't have enough work to do to prevent them from becomes comparable to the debts of a small country and weekdays between 4 and getting trousered every day of the week and blowing their the bank manager no longer wants to give you railcards 7pm, and between 8 and meagre grant cheque on shiny new stuff to mpress their or free money. And then there is the humiliation of I1 pm every Saturday for shiny new friends with. going to Majestyk and knowing you are probably one of the indie / alternative show the oldest people there and that you could accidentally called The Big Noise, on pull an 18 year old... OK maybe it's not that bad. » The New 96.3 Aire FM. -4 Juice MUSIC Friday October 3 1997

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Comershop used to sing about shutting up shop and fighting the Single of the Week powers that be. Now they're more interested in funky shit and crafting PROPELLERHEADS / DAVID ARNOLD - brilliant albums. JOE DOWNIE caught up with main man Tjinder Singh ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE (East West) to talk about album sales, America and Allen Ginsberg Heavy rotation on Fabulous Radio Cheese henever a that." Tjinder gently. century as well." heard about that, then he is never going to diminish the quality of Any nagging doubts about The album has. despite The albums' variety is heard "Woman's Gotta Have this Big Beat rehash of one of the finest band begin Cornershops' musical ability rave reviews, not quite shifted aided and abetted by various It", and he wanted to work ever Bond tunes. Belting rhythm and tug- to mellow will finally be forgotten after as many units as depressingly collaborations, including a with us. So it's been people yer-heartstrings brass pomp interspersed a couple of listens to the new mundane bands such as Cast track called "When the Lights who want to work with us, with the continual looming presence of the wout a bit, it's a sure album. and Ocean Colour Scene, but Appear Boy" which is written rather than us wanting to original Bond theme. Mighty stuff. sign that one of three An album as accomplished Tjinder is still pretty chuffed. and performed by the late work with them, and Justin things has happened. Warfield was just there at the SILVER SUN - LAVA studios by coincidence." (Polydor) Either a) someone in the band has got married Losing out to Propellerheads on the basis "It's one of those albums he band said in a that its a re-release of their finest and is deeply in love previous interview that single. Should be huge and rightly so, a (see, for example Tanya if this album didn't sell, fine demonstration of fabulous fizzing that will keep on selling - T they might be tempted to pack guitar Power Pop topped off with Donnelly's Love Songs for Underdogs album), people will still be talking it in. "If it didn't sell enough trademark sugarsweet vocal harmonies. then we would pack it in, but Most bands can only dream of songs like b) one of them has about it and buying it at the it's done really well, excellent this... become a parent (see in America and it's happening Nenah Cherry's end of the year... at the end in Europe as well. APHEX TWIN - COME TO DADDY Homebrew), or c) So it's really good to have (Warp) of the century." that footing, we've never had Aggressive, dark-sounding, frenetic beats they've all been doing that strength before. But plus added screaming electronica from some good drugs (see we've also never had that Richard James. This makes The Prodigy Spiritualized, Primal as it is eclectic, it has already "I reckon it's sold pretty cool Allen Ginsberg, and on strength before because our sound like The Bee Gees playing a teddy been compared to Beck's - I'm happy with it. I think we "Candyman" Justin Warfield label wasn't that developed. bears' picnic. Nice. Scream or almost any other band you care to Ode I ay. Primal Scream's sold 35,000 in the first week. provides the vocal. So, was We've developed as the label Screamadelica, and De La It's one of those albums that working with Ginsberg a has, so that now it's all quite D.J.HURRICANE - COAST TO mention). Soul's Three Feet High and will keep on selling - people dream come true? "Well, I rosy." COAST (Wiiija) Try guessing which Rising. "They're classic will still be talking about it liked him, but I don't really Rosy indeed, and not an The original owner of the 'Hurricane' category Cornershop fall albums, but we haven't taken and buying it at the end of the have heros. We used his stuff out of tune guitar or a Ford monicker, this Beasties collaborator kicks in to. year... and at the end of the at the end of our shows, he Cortina in sight. the shit out of the traditional rap fraternity any of that for ourselves" says by showing them you don't need the use "It's Indian Tobacco M\ of a crusty old Police track. Neither do Friend" (Song title from you have to go on about killing people current album When I Was then decide its like, really bad man. and Born For the Seventh Time). we all should be bro's; to make an old- skool killer. Er, dope bro... Lead singer and main man Tjinder Singh disputes the ROLF HARRIS - SI N ARISE fact that they've chilled out (EMI) Proof, if it were needed that the whole though: "I think we've always Rolf Harris thing just isn't funny any tried to do things differently, more, a re-recording of a Rolf 'classic' or and making noise was so it says here, that is almost something we were really into objectionable as the man himself. 808 at one stage, and now, well, State (yes, 808 State) have a go at a remix we are still making a bit of a but fail miserably. However a Four 2 noise, but we're doing other Seven Drum and Bass reworking is things as well. We've got actually, dare I say it, very good actually. more resources, more Whatever next? A Chemical Brothers technology, more percussion, remix of Tie Me Kangaroo Down"? Don't and it's just developed from bet against it! there." But are you less angry MORRISSEY - ROY'S KEEN these days? "I don't think we (Island) were ever angry. That was a If you thought Morrissey's career had hit press thing. We're not angr> an all-time low with 'Dagenham Dave' people. We've done our best then, oh dear diehards. things have just to keep out of scenes, and got a great deal worse with this dreadful we've done very well." ode to a window cleaner. Tjinder is. of course, referring to the agit-pop scene HOWIE B - SWITCH of the earlv 90s. which also (Polydor) incorporated the whole riot A laid back and frankly disappointing girrrrrl approach of bands like array of eccentric beats from the 'Turn Huggy Bear and The Voodoo The Dark Off LP. We have to excuse Mr. Queens. It was a time when I B for being a bit jaded however; he has enthusiasm was more I been DJing for U2 all summer... important than ability, and it showed. But as Tjinder is keen to point out. even on Andy Roberts their first e.p. the\ "used samples and Punjabi lyrics, and we've just developed on ^^^^^_^^^__^M_«^^__^^^_^^^^^ 16 Friday October 3 1997 MUSIC Juice

Fasten your seats belts and come fly with the WARM JETS, soaring undetected in formation with The Pixies and Brian Eno. JOE CAIRNS samples the in-flight entertainment nside this months, that's all"), it's hard not to coverage, whilst the band set imagine a youth spent hoarding out on the road, on a seemingly testosterone-forged and treasuring Pixies and endless run of support slots and Iissue of Esquire Talking Heads albums. festival appearances ("building magazine, three West Indeed, the Jet's lead up a profile" according to guitarist bears more than a Louis). The degree Country boys, and one passing resemblance to one of the music-buying public's stern-faced Oriental Black Francis, whilst bass interest in the band was typified girl, pose uneasily in player Ackie plays the Kim by the general apathy which STUDENT Deal 'surly femme bass player' greeted their set at The Cockpit Ralph Lauren patent card to perfection. last year, opening for The HOLI&AYSLtd jeans and casual-wear. Since their debut "Autopia" Wannadies. Was Louis as pissed Louis ("vocals/guitar, EP appeared last autumn, the of as he looked, sulking in the wears Polo hooded Warm Jets have appeared bar while the Swedish satisfied to remain outsiders, kooksters played "You and Me anorak") forces a deprived of the overnight Song" for the sixth time? "Nah, reluctant smile, but 1 was just in a bad mood cannot alter his thousand- ^tk that day," yard stare. He's in an Despite his way cool, understandably more Woody Woodpecker haircut, "Maybe the sunny frame of mind two it's hard to imagine a less hours later, as they draw AMSTERDAM indie kids'll appropriate place for his the guitar-pop hordes "I 11 just stand over here, in buy it away from the bar at The the corner" posture than Met. where the Warm nestled between Damien thinking it's Jets, are making up an Hirst. Kylie Minogue and Hurricane intriguing trio, alongside Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. Cornershop and Teenage That said, on this Number One" Fanclub. are. for once, pictorial evidence at least, he's - Louis on the being greeted by a less the Warm Jets live-wire new single receptive audience not nsurance singer more errant, shy /totally distracted by the boyfriend \IHII hit; sister brings " lo\el\ Xoe Ball, fragging home, earnest!) Hung not to success presented to so main of awa\ at the back accommodation upset your Dad. the straightforward. Steve . "Teenage Fanclub asked us UntortunateK for Louis' Lamacq guitar bands who are personally to support them, and dreams of superstardom. he .the closest thing they have to we're happ\ to be playing in looks like this all the time. It's contemporaries. venues this si/.e. Maybe when hard to reconcile his That EF languished, the album's out we'll headline comlortable. casual demeanour unnoticed, in Jumbo Records' places like this oursehes." with the urgent, almost dashing discount singles rack for weeks, l-'nturi' .S's'/i.s. their debut \ocals present on all three of its reveal-nothing co\er (four long-player, hits the shops early the Warm .lets' releases to dale. heads covered by paper bags I in the New Year, mixed by Glyn In the flesh, Louis smiles a concealing the caffeine-charged Johns, who has done production little more readily as he tries to delights to be found, both on its for. amongst others. The Who title track, a paean to the and Echo and The Bunnymen. 904) 637700 articulate his happiness at the apparent ease with which his machine age, worthy of one of In the meantime, new single band got themseUes signed to a Martin Carr's darker moods. "Hurricane" is out on Monday. major record label: "We just and "Wires", a bass-happy, Its title. Louis hopes, might sent a few tapes off. they sent elasticated Peel favourite. help poach extra sales from some people to see us. That was Two subsequent singles certain other bands : "Maybe that, really."Alright for some. ("Never Never"and "Moving the indie kids'll hu\ it thinking Whilst"he reveals little of On") continued in the same it's Hurricane Number One!" any past before the band ("I'd vein, each failing to get any real And here's me thinking trad- rock tans couldn't read. played in a couple of groups. airplay or music press

17 6 Juice REVIEW: MUSIC Friday October 3 199? UVE Fountains of Wayne Portishead (Bradford University) Portishead V (GoiBeat) f there's a certain usicians, comedians or wisdom behind placing impressionists? These magine you're guys managed all your finest, most M I crawling three in their performance on upbeat songs right at the .through a Saturday. beginning of the album, series of never With an audience of about a then it escapes me. ending, dark, hundred in a venue with a capacity I suppose there is always the for thousands, there wasn't much of chance of convincing the dank, dripping, the usual collective moshing or the listener in advance that the rest underground 'atmosphere' of the crowd. of the album is as good as the caverns of The band did however, manage to first two tracks, but if the rest despair, with only keep everyone happy for what could of the album is this tedious, it's the desolate, yet otherwise have been a night to a bit of a long shot. beautiful voice of forget. The opening trucks on C'tironxcl a black-souled really are quite fantastic. angel to lead the "Shelley's on the Telephone" is a mad cross heuveen early REM and way. This is the Placebo: and it really is as strange .feeling you get as that sounds. And as beautiful. whilst listening to The second song comes across Portishead's new of tortured chanteuses performance at the bass, whining strings i no re like Pavement, hut still with that join forces with Roseland Ballroom in and characteristic Brian Molko-edge to the voice which eponymously computer anoraks in a New York, and a new breakbeats championed leaves you constantly worrying as to titled album. bid for mega-stardom, single, "All Mine". by the Portishead of old the gender of its owner. By this point, Depressing is not and a steady number Not much has are still present too. the listener is spellbound, wondering changed style-wise; of lost motorists in the Yet despite all this. a strong enough Beth's vocals still there is no single track word. South West of plunge the listener into on Ponisheacl that tests It has been over England; due to the manic depression - the frontiers of human Fountains of Wayne, although lack of signposts for fragile yet sinister on emotion any better than spawned from American grunge (think two years since we the sleepy town of "Western Eyes", on the band's debut Weezer at their most tuneful) seemed to last heard from Portishead. album. This isn't cover most of the music spectrum. They woe-ridden siren Unsurprisingly, the . necessarily to say that it came up with an impressive set; Beth Gibbons, and band admit that isn't well crafted; incorporating the popular "Sink to the the King of producing what Mi.\niui; Portishead are the only Bottom With You", and "Radiation have termed as "...one of band able to turn such Vibe" which was further improved with downbeat hip hop, the landmark albums of abject misery into the addition of a chorus of Blondie's producer Geoff the decade" took its toll. i something so "Heart of Glass" halfway through. Barrow. Ideas for the new hauntmgly beautiful - Add to this a few renditions of Pink The interim album were thin on the it's just that after such Floyd, a few wisecracks about the between the ground, and all involved a long period of smoke machine and the Smashing seemed to be imploding | absence, you'd Pumpkins, the odd stray folk song and incredibly popular the fact that the lead singer/guitarist Dummy and this latest under the strain of expect more of a turning out a repeat YUniiw cruei logical progression. played the whole gig sitting down with a offering has seen the performance. and feline on All the listener gains broken leg. and you've got a bizarre, but Bristol scene carve After a suitably long "Seven Months", and from a second highly entertaining night. out a sizeable niche time in the wilderness distorted, quite literally, Portishead experience is The album's out now and the support for itself in the fickle however, Portishead to Hell and back on an even heavier heart. band Cuff who are due to pla\ at music world, dozens were back with a well- "Half Day Closing". Joseph's Well this Saturday are also received live The funereal Jenny Wood worth a listen. what other little gems they have Louise Sherwood hidden away. From here on however, things just get duller and duller. The rest of the tracks plod at such a relentlessly tedious pace, you actually Stereolab find yourself pitying the poor Dots and Loops drummer who doesn't have much to do (Duophonic) really. Live, he could probably afford to set up a drum machine on a single tereolab have rhythm while he watches the rest of the band and enjoys a few pints. sounded the The vocals soon lose whatever edge S same for nine they might have had merely to turn wonderful years. into an insipid whine. The songs A band possessed of become crammed with unnecessary twiddly-twirly bits; presumably there a singular, considered to convince the listener that they're musical grace which not bored. both echoes the past The listener, (well this listener at (most obviously, the least) turns off, turns over, and does Velvet Underground something less boring instead. There is brief redemption in the and Can), but which shape of the penultimate song "Article has been respectfully 11". The by now unbearably dull drum appropriated by the beat that has perpetuated nearly every sweetest and best of preceding song actually changes. A welcome relief.but it's not enough. All today's underground in all an extremely lacklustre effort. pop (Velocette, Formula One, Belle Robby Elson and Sebastian). Dots and Loops sees Tim and Laetitia's gang marimbas(!). These are the vaulting elegantly on to the "Tickertape of the The album's final twenty move towards a much least significant changes to soundtrack bandwagon. Unconscious", for fear of minutes see them looking be found over an hour well Think Love Boat. Think more contemporary comparing them to the last enthusiastically towards the spent in fine company. Quincy. vinyl outrages by future, a bag of No U-Turn NEXT sound. Like every other hipster What you're about to Openers "Miss Everything But The Girl or, releases under one arm, but on the Mary-Anne Hobbs enter is the most worse, David Bowie. a firm pop head sitting Modular", and "Brahkage" show, striving to write the fascinating field of musical Here we have, for once, squarely on its shoulders. Exclusive Interview hardly budge from their next Bond theme, or science. Groan. predecessors' drone-pop an open-minded 'guitar' Stereolab ninety-seven; with drooling over that funky I don't even want to band, eager to experiment more Mo'Wax than Mo mission, but still shimmy Steve McQueen ad, mention (ahem) with acoustic guitars, Latin with music created after Tucker - delightful as ever. TEENAGE FANCLUB "Diagonals", or "Prisoner drum'n'bass when I tell 1974, but never as blatantly V percussion, and of Mars" has the 'lab you about "Parsec" or or cheesily as, say, U2. Joe Cairns 18 Friday October 3 1997 REVIEW: ARTS Juice

The English Patient Dir: Anthony Minghella Career Girls Rob Newman Stars: Ralph Fiennes, Dir: Mike Leigh At: LMUSU Juliette Binoche Stars: Katrin Cartilidge, Lynda Steadman Monday Sep 29 HE English Patient has quite a reputation to live NE of the most irritating IKE Leigh's last things in the world, is Tup to - nine Oscars create film, Secrets and Othe man, who raises your a pretty high pedestal from which to fall. .Lies winner of expectations, dangling the Thankfully , the film prmcs The Palme D'Or at carrot of hope in front of your deserving of its stains. It tells . Cannes 1996, set a high eagerly awaiting face, only to through flashback . of the wartime disappoint. love affair between Count Almasy standard for him to One of the other weirdest things in (Ralph Fiennes) and the married compete with, yet Career the world is the man who does this Katharine (Kristin Scott Thomas). Girls equals the former in and even as he dashes your dreams he hut at the same time manages to can make you laugh so much that you weave in a subplot involving the both cinematic style and can't wait for the next letdown. Rob nurse assigned to care for the now expression of subject. Newman is this man. badly burned Count. Juliette Binoche Career Girls traces the lives The prime example of this was the slea/y Jarvis. the character that Rob of two women. Hannah and slips into with worrying ease and Annie, as past and present glee. The audience, could probably intermingle, focusing on their have finished several of the jokes off. friendship over a span of ten but they wanted to hear him say it. years. The moral of the show came at the Hannah, played by Katrin end. when he spoke about the Cartilidge, (Breaking the Waves Docker's Dispute,which is what has is excellent in this Oscar winning role and Naked] is in the present, a Tlftir beautiful ea prompted this current tour. . but it is Kristin Scott Thomas w ho 'Career Girl' living by herself in l.ywla Stoadniiin an If anyone felt cheated that night by shines, with a performance that is all Raft-in C'artilidge the scarceness of new material, the London. She asks tier former feeling was instantly dwarfed by the the more affecting for its flatmate and closest friend so well, and then mature career understatement. Granted . for those treatment of the dockers whose two through her University years to women, who fear that their friendship f 'GIRL FRIENDS' > >ear long dispute has been mainly used to punchy dialogue . snappy visit her after a absence of six may lack the warmth it previously editing and Basic Instinct-sty Ic sc\ snubbed by the media. No-one knows years. Lisa had. the punchline to that one. scenes.this film may take some Steadman stars - in her film debut - as Mike Leigh's experimentation with CLASSIC getting into. Here emotion and THELMA AND LOUISE Annie, the other halt'of this female narrative structure helps to widen Jenny Cavanagh passion are largely conveyed by a duo. Both excel in their roles, as both character development and the V Dir: Ridley Scott J touch or a poignant word.not by typical students who know each other overall appeal of the film. As the endless shots of writhing bodies. present progresses chronologically, ONE of the coolest road But the result is more romantic the past intersperses it in sporadic movies ever, Thelma And and stirring than your average bonk- The Crucible form. Leigh shows through this Louise brought together a Dir: Nicholas Hytner busier could ever be. Certainly some experimentation that he is able to of the impact of the stunning desert classic female double act. Stars: Winona Ryder, push aside the acclaim of Secrets and Both Susan Sarandon (Louise) Daniel Day-Lewis scenery is lost in the transition to the Lies, and to move on a new and more small scrccn.but what remains is a and Geena Davies term. Thelma) diverse direction. kicked evil man-butt as they left HE had guy/good guy plot beautifully shot, impeccably acted Career Girls, does however always seemed pretty line stow of epic behind their small-time lives and Lu concentrate on the themes Leigh their small-time fellas for a straight forward, that is proportions. cy Guy continuously dwells on in his prior T journey of discovery across a until you watch The Crucible. work. That is that it focuses on fantastically shot Middle America. Winona Ryder and Daniel Day ordinary people, the affinities they Along the way. all kinds of Lewis star in this adaptation ol Arthur share and hardships they face. nasty things happen which Miller's well-known play. Set in Id72 It's A Scream Although at the core Career Girls conspire to make them Public (he story begins in Puritanical Salem portrays a female friendship, it also Enemies Number One. Brad Pitt where we witness a group of girls At: The Dry Dock illustrates the relationships each share Sundays plays a drifter who manages to rip trying to 'conjure spirits'. In order to with men. off and kop off with Thelma - a escape punishment ihemseKes they put THIS, the first of The Dry Career Girls is a light-hearted and role which led to much bigger the blame on others and league them Dock's regular Sunday night entertaining film, in which Leigh things for the boy. with the dcN if This escalates into a comedy slots, certainly lived up wholly captures University life and More than just a 'chick-flick', would delight all students, although I this 1991 effort has ten times more to its name. •Is it safe to go would not say the same thing for his The opening act. Noel James, girl power than any rack full of and watch this choice of immediately solved the problems of film?' Spice could ever possibly hope to the small venue by standing on a music! Lauren Pushkin possess. table This proved very effective w-hen he proceeded to find some distinctly different uses for a guitar DYSSKl S Thump - the talents of Lesley Niehol (her case. name doesn't exactly television credits include Peak Next up was Valentine Fly Guy, entice an audience but Practice. Brookside and The Paul O Odysseus Thump who had his own distinct way of the plot might. This is a tale of Merton Show) who put in some attracting attention, dressed in Norman Nestor, no hoper, who Din Jude Kelly cracking performances as Norman's seventies gear vv ith a big Afro, gold wakes up one morning 'to find W.Yorks Playhouse wife, dead mother (an OTT medallion and all. He made some that the world has left him high godmother type) and the luscious and brilliant gags about Lionel Richie and the tragedy of a man trapped in 'the good lecherous Laura Leigh. massive witch hunt led by Winona. and dry.' Nothing seems to go Perhaps the play isn't everyone's At this point it becomes uncertain SICN ie Wonder and a dig at O.J. right for him anymore. His wife old days', no longer able to cope with Simpson that had the audience life. However the director Richard Hope cup of tea but for anyone who can just who is telling the truth as personal cheering. is sleeping with other men, he's explains thai he was trying to create "a relate to (he story, its underlying vendettas and greed arc the real The star of the evening had to be been dropped from his pub real-life Ody ssey' based on the story and messages. Norman himself or just a motives hidden behind the guise of Smug Roberts, who not only football team and he keeps on ama/ing journey of the mythical character simple touch ol humour, it has a lot to '(iixl's will'. managed to get the whole audience losing his beloved bobble hat. Odysseus. offer. Winona is great .is Abhy Her face making Scoohy Dim noises, but gave In a similar sty le to Miller's Death Tension builds until Nestor breaks Louise Sherwood has a Icxik of childish 'wouldn't hurt a a rendition of W/icrc\ Spm'.' never to Of A Salesman the play focuses on down and cries out in despair 'Why does fly' innocence but as she utters the first be forgotten. Nobody there will ever everything have to change'.'' Matters of a number of scathing remarks her be able to read that bixik to their aren't helped by Norman's idiot son Tom NindictiNeness becomes immediately children without thinking back to his (played by James Weaver) who represents apparent. It is only tixi late that she comments about finding a rhino in the younger generation. He tells his Dad begins to show remorse. In conlrasl the grand piano. 'look alter v outsell' no-one else will'. Lewis pla> s John Proctor adding The evening closed with Brendon I talked to James about his role in the passion to the film in his quest (in- Reilly who was perfectly in tune with play and he said that he found it justice. As a kind of each John Wayne the mainly student audience, who "challenging to play someone who is character he is something of an seemed more than happy to laugh at supposed to be unsuccessful all of the outsider, not devoutly religious but as honest as the) come. themselves. time and yet is not allowed to appeal to 1 //\ ti St-rcaiii is a great way to the audience's sympathy'. He addeil that If you've seen .SVwmrv/n the finish off the week-end. It's funny it was also difficult because the east had ending's a hit disappointing because and even better it's tree, which leaves "only three weeks in which to prepare for they're so alike. They might as well von all the extra cash to spend on the play" have used the same footage. However those yummy coloured slushy drinks But let's not miss out the comedy this K an immensely powerful story they sell. It is usually followed by a aspect because this play won't lei you get which is re-inforced by the chilling (a// funk band, and certainly beats vprcssed and the comic scenes w. ul mass hysteria anil which would have been even more doing the local pubqui/. •pular thai you almost torgol the rcsl ol the plot I'lns v .lue to the memorable _. Eleanor Mawrey Louise Sherwood 19 8 Juice BOOKS Friday October 3 1997 BOOK Books aren't just the domain of tweedy librarians. Shoplifting has become a huge problem in r THE Mori- heft CONSUMERS' VIEW Your grant cheque spent, nightlife non- v existent, or simply the temptation; Whatever the reason lifting books from ook burglars fall honest people, given a the shelves without paying is crime. Book- roughly into three choice of a book to steal, burglary also has a number of pitfalls of B categories. will misguidedly say the which the uninitiated should be aware. Firstly there is the largest, artiest and most There follows a random sampling of books kleptomaniac. expensive book in the we recommend you avoid: Traditionally stereotyped shop. This is the exact as the bored housewife opposite to what the Self Help For Your Nerves, Dr. Claire Weeks who doesn't know what professional thief steals. If the thought of theft leaves you needing this she's stealing but ends up Essentially bookstores fail book's advice, maybe you should re-consider back at home with eight in catching the pros simply your options!!! brillo pads, two hub-caps because they are honest, and a copy of Zen and the and naively protect the To Catch A Cheat, Jim Richardson Art of Motorcycle books just described. A Why nick a self-fulfilling prophecy? Maintenance. 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20 Friday October 3 1997 LOVIN' CRIMINALS Leeds, taking books into the world of crime. Spike, Phil Hanlon & Linden Thornton take a look THE RETAILERS' VIEW

icking books may be can't put too many out." You especially those by the master a way of earning a bit might think that the kinds of Terry Pratchett are popular Nof cash for those with books that go missing are with the thieves, as art- a quick-fingered talent, but mostly trendy youth books children's books that often for the victims of their such as your average young come with a cuddly toy crime, the big bookshops, shoplifter might want to read attached. Expensive such activities are a huge but in reality' Alison says, encyclopedias are, of course, problem. "it's people stealing to order the big time as a set can sell Waterstones in Albion rather than for themselves, for hundreds of pounds. Street have recently been popular fiction is a big theft, Occasionally though, Alison driven to installing closed- I suppose because there's a says, "there is an element circuit television cameras. ready market". For this that's impulse theft when Alison Hanratty from reason there are a lot of crime people think 'I really fancy Waterstones explains that and romance novels stolen, reading that but I haven't got some types of books get with Dick Francis, Patricia £5.99'". Ironically, in these stolen so frequently that "we Cornwell. Catherine Cookson situations it's mostly Mind. have to keep an eye on and Danielle Steele being the Body, Soul books that go certain books all the time. We big names. Sci-fi books. walkabout.

M T«wr Letters of Love Four Letters of Love fj reveals Williams' LifFACTe at the Limits Niall Williams M. belief that God Sid Watkins controls our destiny and Picador £12.99 Pan £5.99 that everybody's destiny is to find true love. However, to be capable of true love the characters in the book must experience and survive the lashings thrown at them by life. All sounds like the perfect ingredients for a cheese pastv1.' Well, this is surprisingly a very fresh and illuminating story following worked with formula One Lite in ilie Limit has the Professor considers himself to be the lives of two Irish drivers for 20 years, potential to be a very interesting something of a Grand Prix gum. islanders: Nicholas attempts to introduce us to read, told by a man who has who claims to hav e had .1 \ ision of Coughlan and Isabel Gore fn the post-roast beef and the characters in the cars with his firsthand experience of the passions the events which were to untold at before their inevitable I yorkshire pudding digestings serious but anecdotal txxik Life at which motivate the champions to Imola and who commits the encounter. -M-of a Sunday afternoon, the the I iinil.'i. 'Inum/th iiiul Tra\>eil\ in reach success. Watkins witnesses unforgivable sin of ridiculing the Four Letters <>/7.Murray Walker on live written like a ballurd with its many as a means of time-filling inside account of the spoil's often end in tragedy tor the driver, TV. When Murray asks whether lyrical style and lilting until the omnibus episodes of leading drivers, from Jackie as during the unforgettable confusion shown by crash victims phrases. The message about l-Mstenders begin. Slew art and Nicki l.auda to Ayrton weekend at Imola in 1994 which is a sign of head injuries. Watkins the power of love is both It is not often appreciated just Senna ami Damon Hill and also saw the deaths of 2 formula ()ne replies: "Murray, you of all people warming and reassuring and how much danger is involved in describes his feelings towards the heroes: Rat/enberger and Senna. ought to know better than that'" makes this book a ival motor racing and Professor Sid inadequacy of safety regulations However, il becomes apparent pleasure to read. Watkins. a neumsurgeon who has found at the racing circuits. as the book develops that the Kath Owen Kath Owen 21 to Juice CLUBS Friday October 3 ij

The fathers of dance, Coldcut, brought their new

1. KWESI vision of the future up north recently. MATT SHANAHAN "LOVELY" (Sony) and PHIL LINDFIELD found out if it was bright Slow moving Garage with a funky, groovy bassline. Remixes by the dream More and Matt Black , who took team make this one to be reckoned with. he scene is set, in the words of two us along for the ride in a punters, for a completely calm and considered T way. 2. D'INFLUENCE bizarre and fantastic Coldcut then proceeded to win "Magic" experience. What ensued over the crowd almost in minutes (Echo) with a repetition of samples, sounds was bizarre and fantastic and beats which showed the way in Next in the line from the D'influence mayhem. which you should enjoy yourself, the stable.This one is a soulful house Coldcut managed to fill pinnacle of which, however, had to be number that suggests D'influence are both of these adjectives, as the rocking rendition of "Atomic back on line to producing classic house. Moog". Remixes by Black Science Orchestra. you might expect. They When Coldcut finished and left the created what was at times stage the croud had not really abstract, thought provoking grasped what had happened and there 3. JAY-Z and yet never failed to lead the was a period of da/ed silence until DJ "Sunshine" F-ood came on and ripped us up once crowd where they were going. more. (N.W.S) Accompanying this era/mess A Hip Hoppy/Trip Hoppy number thai were visuals provided by Hex HE album that was released on requires little else of your aural senses of a type that only Orbital the 8th September, was than to listen and enjoy.The track even have hinted at. The difference Tessentially the excuse for the includes an acappella remix which lends tour. It gives much of the same; a the track subtle depth. was that for Coldcut the virtually classic experience which visuals became part of the pushes back the ideas of what an music giving it substance, album should be about. What Coldcut 4. EAST 57th STREET conveying their message to us. have essentially created is perhaps "Saturday" It was very rare that even in the future of dance music, the key (AM:PM) the middle of the track you are word being interactive. The CD-Rom with the album almost becoming part unsure of where you were being of the music, at least in importance. Full upfront house, up to the brim with taken, whilst at the same time female vocals from Donna Allen. More The games, videos of 8 tracks and akin to the turntables of Pete Tong. than being completely hypnotised by music creation toys allowing us. as anyone else. But if this is your thing then the sound and the visuals riding the visuals in the show seemed to you will do no worse than to spin this hand in hand. The whole thing is suggest, our own little Coldcut in a House gem and enjoy the track. also swept along by the two men box which we are able to take with us behind the controls. Jonathan where we want. Bi/.arre and yet 5. RAMPAGE fantastic. Projects: with boffins finding out more "Take it to the about CD-Rom, club visuals streets" Sol id Steel: Early Tunes that made Coldcut who Groundbreaking radio show and interactive mixing. (Flipmode) they are today: on Kiss. Putting the "E" in Stealth: A mental Hip Hop tune that has it roots Coldcut's famous club at the .in the land of Swing. As such Swing eclectic. vocals and a chantey rapping style are Blue Note in London. The slapped on top of a rough Hip Hop beat. Ninja Tune: best club of its type at its time. By Phil Lindfield and The label that essentially Nick Sargent established Coldcut as the Let Us Play: FOR THESE AND OTHER kings of the Underground. The boys' latest album which QUALITY SLATES VISIT Ninja Tune basically stalled incorporates amazing tunes CRASH RECORDS the big beat ball rolling. with the interactive ability to 35 THE HEADROW, LEEDS Hex: create your own. Onwards LS1 6PJ Taking Coldcut into the future and forwards.

22 Friday October 3 1997 CLUBS Juice IF CLUB Templehead Harvey Milk Bar (Mondays, price tba)

he Trance and Hard- house night hit TFreshers Week by storm last Monday night when stomping dancing and acid basslines were the order of the day. Try as I might I could not get the feeling of the bass out of my head, such is the driving force of this most relentless of nights at the union. DJs Templehead and Dinsdale provided the tunes whilst the union provided the sound system. This must he a source of intense fury for the DJs who play extremely accomplished hard house and trance through an inferior system. This, however, was a minor inconvenience tor the crowd who were still dancing hard at 2am. Future Templeheads also promise much with Templehead already having hosted the Escape from Samsara DJs and Chris Liberator (playing the next Templehead). the guru from Slay Up Lorev er records. Watch this space for more information.

Indigo Lounge The Faversham (day and venue tba)

he cra/iest Big Beat night out which Tencompasses drum and bass through to hip hop took the marquee by storm on Wednesday night giving all listeners a smile and a reason to dance. On entry to the tent a jumping, gurning figure was gyrating on the stage behind a stack of electronic equipment and it soon became clear that, yes, it was him in control of the sounds, but where the hell were the records'.' No. this was the Overseer and still mind-spinning this \\as his storming live set with which he entertained to great effect. To rapturous dancing the Overseer The Orbit - hedonists home? Or just a quality took us on a journey through all that is truly hig heat. By taking the best in cra/y noises and using a night out? JON T1DEY and PHIL UNDREW find out \aried selection of samples \\e dd two famous DJs a, familiar names. CJ Holland and sliekness of the mix and more on were taken through and upward one heaving up for it Gayle San. creating a different sound using two into a place where hip-hop meets crowd and a stomping As ever the night was hanging records. This ma\ be as a result of drum and hass and jumps over a A and friendly from beginning to end his prolific producing, resulting in \\all and says hello to jungle. music genre known as Techno with Orbit regulars pro\ ing thai ves. two classic albums, from one of and you have a night Ripping hasslines and high squeak) they do know how to have a gocid which 'The Analog Theatre" noises were an essential feature and it commonly known as the Orbit time. (!a\ le San. once resident of Bollund tixik his most overplaved at the Afterdark club in Club Uk and now playing with and probably best known tune. 'The has to he said that a sweat drenched Morley. frequency at the Complex in London Prophet" anil plaved it to great effect. Overseer gave his entire!) lo the This, so we are told, is one of the turned in a solid two hours. Her stv le It was a shame therefore that the assembled throng. most important Techno nights in is that of slick mixing and solid tunes unique atmosphere was onlv realised Next up was I)J Templchead Britain at the moment, although this both of which are high on any as such by CJ Bolland who showing oil his eclectic DJmg nature moment has been lasting for a gixxl Techno fans list of most important responded to the crowd and even h\ plaving a solid breakbeat set. I rom few years. The Orbit, in its ihui'js aboul a club. The pinnacle of associated himself with the crowd at the packed daneefloor it can he seen distinguished history has plavcd host what was everv suave set can he the end. < iav le San. however only that a top gig was being thrown and no to numerous hig names on the seen to have been the double mix of managed a lew sneaked lixiks at the donhl the Indigo Lounge in its dancing throng during her set. The techno scene. S\en Vath. I)a\e Jell Mills "The Bells" which set the Kiversham home u ill also be worth a Clarke anil Jeff Mills to name hut a crowd on lire. Orbit then, top venue, especially lew. but on this particular night the ('.I Holland h) contrast plavs a with new improved chill oul room. Orbit plaved host to two verv much more traditional stvlc ol top tunes and top D.ls. \Vhal more do Techno which relies less on the vou want'.' Phil Lindfield 23 Friday October 3 1997

EIGH'S film work is that before production, the actors/actresses humour this wou were informed of nothing of the task they The type of ai all produced under j f talks to were going to take on, to equate well w "'These guys knew nothing. They only character he expi the umbrella of A director Mike Leigftai knew that they did not know what it was 'As far as I'll L gonna be. I mean, all I talked about was the I make films abo Thinman Production. Most actress Katrin Cartiiitfge practicalities and the technicalities of what I've done a huge of his early work was we were going to do.' Leigh's disorderly of films that dea about the' system of film-making begins with no female relationsi structure, and no script. He reveals that find it comes nat created for television before alter two-and-a-half months of this r fiirls, ea me.' Leigh infor his work hit the big screen hapha/.urd preparation and exploration of of the important character, his team set off to location: overall w s upon the charact To make a film up as we go along It's the experiences > the forming that's important*. So if there involved.' He is MIKE'S FILMQGRAPHY experieni seems to be no systematic structure, just point out though making up as ynii x<> along, so to speak, important when then I was curious to find out what traits characters to kei attracted him to his cast selection, as he the actors, and il BLEAK MOMENTS 1971 PAlJMGtomeet could not exactly match an actor with a are playing, sep; character that had not been created yet: ike Leigh did not 4 * When we fi involve research into his 1 like to work with actors who are scenes between intelligent and open, and are committed to Career Girls) 11 HARD LABOUR 1973 chaotic world of words and enjoying the prospect of doing the come out of cha structure, but as soon as I was characters you can meet on the street. I like just stop.' He ex placed face to face with this to work with actors who have got a sense of describing his pi THE PERMISSIVE SOCIETY (TV) 1975 society, they have to be character actors' out of character, prestigious British film He goes on, 'Above all, I like people with a objective*. Hen director, I was immediately sense of humour, 4 a discipline, because without discipline mean: NUTS IN MAY (TV) 1976 plunged into a disorderly a sense of these emotions, world of syntax and the character.' language. Although Lei KNOCK FOR KNOCK (TV) 1976 He begins to talk about the process of research into his KISS OF DEATH (TV) 1977 film, and I soon realise that the ABIGAIL'S PARTY (TV) 1977 structure of his world of ch film making forms a stn consists of the disorder. ( WHO'S WHO (TV) 1978 same chaos as release, his language. experiment; structure, fi 'The problem of the inte rROWN UP'S (TV) 1980 with any kind of present: research is that * Naked.' you can't, on the with one j MEANTIME (TV) 1981 whole, research these difti everything, so you and Liey have to kind of. it in that i has to be done in a sort of i HOME SWEET HOME (TV) 1982 as Leis kind of potted way, films and of course, apart cow from anything else, it's THE FIVE MINUTE FILMS (TV) 1982 done so that it runs parallel to all the other- things that are happening FOUR DAYS IN JULY (TV) 1984 in the preparatory rehearsals.' It becomes apparent that, to THE SHORT AND CURLIES (TV) 1987 Leigh, any film begins to c\ol\e through these preparatory stages. He HIGH HOPES 1988 relates

LIFE IS SWEET 1990

A SENSE OF HISTORY (TV) 1992

NAKED 1993

SECRETS AND LIES 1996-

CAREER GIRLS 1997

24 Friday October 3 1997 ARTS Juice 13

be quite impossible" "U trlil'S two most But she also pointed out that Mike's On Career Girls. Cartilidge M actor Leieh selects appears process of 'in character' and 'out said: uvith the type of recent roles, as Dodo, character' helped to keep the two 5 It was very liberating to ' Dorothy, in separate. play an 18-year-old, hut also concerned, ^Breaking The waves, and as :One of the brilliant things about quite exhausting.' She t people working with Mike, is that there's herself had never gone INCE kSophie in Mike I^eigh's something called "in character' and 'out to University, so had [with chaiacter". If you don't come out of to infiltrate a launching her S^ships, I character when they're spoken, you're collcsie at the ane career in ™'|«»H,u,ralK t gonna be in trouble' of Uv S me Katrin was keen to talk not only about "It's great k Channel 4s ce to build Mike Leigh, and her work with him. but to act voting Brookside, Katrin :ters«using British film as a whole, and how she has and get away ill those been able to progress in the industry. with it'. Cartilidge has is quick to ' Being a woman, and artist, roles are The last sh. that it is Naked, are very different fairly shallow and are much more thing 1 asked come along way. creating to Hannah in Career concerned with the characters" aesthetic before our Her filmography, keep the lives of _ beauty, rather than what's going on in interview lives of the role they I Girls, allowing her to their minds or their souls'. She explains came to a is already eye- show her diverse talent that through British directors like Mike close, was catching, but ' When«efilmed the emotional When asking Cartilidge Leigh,'you are allowed to fall in love would she. like scenes taueen the two women, (in with these women, warts and all.' Hannah, like to Cartilidge is soon to what attracted her to such a * *« 3 * "- *' CawrCirfjil don't just say cut and they As she had brought the subject onto reunite with old become one of the come onto! ctiaracter and the emotions myriad of different characters, she women, 1 was curious to ask whether she friends? just stop1 Heexplains further by referred to her work with Leigh. felt that working with a director of the 'You should always British faces of 1998. describin«fcj>rocess of in character and 'The thing is with Mike, there isn't a male sex, curbed her talent as a female dump your old friends, get out of dm:, a concept needed ' to be character, it's much more organic. The artist. rid of them.' she laughs objectMerefers to this as thing evolves after a period of months, 'In a way, no. I think that all artists •Only joking!* A collective shared it's not like you know who you're going have to have an discipline rrais that they can deal with to play, but I would say that I like roles ability to become EAT THE RICH these emotions and not be trapped inside what I call the charactt1 that have a certain complexity* hermaphrodite, in Althou{ki;igh seems to work in a terms of sensibility, if you NAKED have an 'Move all, I make films imagination, which most good artists do. it can't NOBODY'S CHILDREN 1994 about people' be set aside for one part of ins. his final product. society. You have Naked £i\\c Katrin the first time of to put yourself in vture with no sign of working within the Mike Leigh system: areer xirls. his latest all positions, BEFORE THE RAIN 1994 •When 1 did Naked, it was my first time regardless of sex. isirates his working in that way. and 1 was blissfully [expflinMiation with this narrative reeardless of innocent, which I line being* , but she class.' | smictiK.forming an overall picture explains the difficulty it produced for her NIGHTLIFE 1996 ofthfinermingling of past and 41 created the scenes of that character very early on. because 1 didn't understand, ' .is sort of a linear trip, that it would be a long time before we vrson going into all would film.' .•nt situations. Secrets But after working with Leigh, and BREAKING THE WAVES 1996 >..is more conventional understanding his system. Cartilidge in that it was a hunt, it came to a wanted to work with him again, as she has soru't'conventional end.' Just now done in Career Girls. a>Leigh's at-first disorderly 'This time. 1 let the character be more CAREER GIRLS 1997 lim eventually fall into fluid. 1 didn't make an> concrete decisions convention, so did his about her so early" I asked her if she ever erratic words come to a found any trouble in becoming tix> involved systematic end. looking with the characters she plays. She replied, positively into the that: future. 'You are subconsciously 'I think life is emotionally engaged in extremely exciting thinking and feeling like these and positive, and I characters'. look forward to many more years of it..' process, is completely unique, you can't take this into anyone else's world, but •you learn so much from him about how to look at a p character, that I personally found it enormously helpful 'when working with other directors. agreed to take part without having any idea what it's going to be, she was cheerfully improvising her way through all this stuff in the past, then one day she said to me ARTILIDGE has also spent much of "We seem to be spending a lot u her career on the stage, as well as in of time here." Cfront of the camera. After Brookside, I she flew off to Japan touring with Oscar Wilde's Salome, and Kafka's The Trial. iE 14 Juice JV Friday October 3 1997 FLICKERS Coming soon to a TU screen near you...

Psycho Don't ask for room service Eh-Oh! It's the new sensation sweeping the nation. Or is it? We 111.55pm Saturday, BBC2 I The siekesi joke in film history and argue ourselves dipsy over the Teletubbies and remember one of Hitchcock's best films, ihis'll put you off showers for at least a week. when kids'telly was really cool

iDuck!!! |9pm Sunday, C5 Captain Pugwash WHETHER of not Seaman Staines, iThere may be a tangled web of Master Bates, Captain Fishy- fingers and ello whether to eat, go back to [conspiracy theories hidden in this Roger the cabin boy did really appear in bed or check your watch llong winded Kevin Costner-fest but this old favourite is still the cause of many Teletubbies. lat three hours lone, who cares1.' again to see when beer fuelled arguments. This show also H Say what? Or Neighbours is on. you've featured a'Smasrrrnf seafaring soundtrack- should I say "eh-oh ^••••••City Slickers IlI a never to be seen again classic. Teletubbies". Gold-digging cash-in How exactly Tinky- 10pm Sunday, C4 Winky, Dipsy, La-La, Desperately mild comedy sequel and Po become the replaces the truthful insight of the The Magic Roundabout phenomenon that they original with a silly treasure hunt plot apparently are is and empty wisecracks. THE ARCHETYPAL cult classic OLD complete with trippy visuals and only unclear. This isn't Mr. partially hidden drug references. Florence, Ben, Bagpuss of even I Longtime Companion Dougal and company wandered around FAVOURITES Choc-a-block, this is Life's a beach their world, spouting wondrously daft pure nineties kids 112.50am Sunday night, BBC1 phrases. Dougal once met a lemon which said "my name's Rod but you can call me television and the I Moving account of the decimating Mabel". Brilliant. population of England is effects of Aids on a circle of friends in apparently obsessed. mid-eighties California. Weil, maybe obsessed is Scooby Doo a bit strong but still, they obviously missed it. Four seem to he everywhere. nutty alien blokies are on I Hot Shots! Part Deux ALTHOUGH this old school favourite the box and you are their went rapidly downhill with the arrival of The word that springs to C'esttresamusant mind is escapism; you've captive audience. Actually 9pm Tuesday, C5 Scrappy, in it's heyday you couldn't beat r it. Every week Shaggy and Scooby would 'got a 9am lecture but another word springs to mind, veg, because that's Who would have thought they had be sent off to search for the baddy who because you are sat in enough jokes left after Ho/ S/iots! to would inevitably turn out to be the your PJ's trying to decide make a sequel? Well, they didn't - but fairground owner. it's still hilarious if you're in the mood. I The Big Easy Roger and the Rottentrolls If you can't stand the heat... A GROUP of comedy trolls live in a hyped in the media, 9pm Wednesday, C5 valley lead by a small boy called Roger. he Teletubbies Being rather daft they need his guidance have been which does not exist in Steamy New Orleans crime story with through many cave related traumas. The described by real life. Ellen Barkin and Dennis Quaid. narrator is Martin Clunes who is T The programme itself is marvellously sarcastic but who Roger the Radio Times as quite nice to look at: four keeps in check. All in all it's trolltastic. "a student cult". nicely rounded, colourful Basic Instinct Well I'm a student characters frolic in a perfect Take your (ice) pick meadow full of overly large, 10.40pm Wednesday, ITV and I can think of a fluffy rabbits. However, lot of reasons why because I have a mental age Cop Michael Douglas falls for icy SabPina The Menage Witch author Sharon Stone in this gloriously students (and gratuitous sex-and-death romp. THIS show looks like your average anyone else for that CURRENT American teen comedy but it has a magic ingredient - literally. Sabrina and her two matter) should avoid Fear Of A Black Hat aunts are witches and if that's not enough these four wide eyed This Is Spinal Rap CLASSICS there is a sarcastic talking cat called fools. 12.15am Thursday night, C4 Salem. Real comedy, from America - shocking The Teletubbies is a Wickedly accurate spoof documentary programme designed for charting the strangely short career of toddlers. Unlike other I fictional rap act Niggaz With Hats. Animaniacs kids' TV programmes SIMPLY the best idea for a cartoon series which are popular ever. Yakko, Wakko and Dot - the Warner among adults it has no Suspicion brothers... and sister! - are three crazy hidden double meanings Wives, knives, endangered lives characters deemed too insane to be 3.30pm Friday, C5 allowed to make cartoons. Fortunately, all for us to chortle over. If of more than four any the studio's efforts to repress them I ail you add to this the fact appreciation that I have for The second of this week's Hitchcock and the wacky siblings escape to cause that it is on in the the show stops there. movies and. thanks to a dull story, not comic chaos. early(ish) morning I have tried to watch | one of his best. Stylish though. when most people are Teletubbies to see what all the fuss is about but they asleep or have things to drive me mental. To begin Crimewave do then you have a cult. with there is the way they Mind-blowing mayhem 12.10am Friday night, BBC1 Grab a gown and some review the health of the corrective surgery and which An absolutely mad must-see movie surgical gloves and make like nation's TV and decide what programmes need putting in a (written by the Coen Brothers) with Vital the most insane chase scenes ever. those lovely people in ER can be released into the padded cell. Signs because once again it's time to community, what needs .. 26 Friday October 3 1997 TV Juice is

by Dav Doran the only stale to be in probably don't qualify as a Sensitive Tub. I.a-I.a is while watching ihem. fan as I don't have a Girly Tub and IV is I can't he the Teletubbies tantrum if I miss it. but if it Trendy Tub. If these ring biggest fan - that's probably comes dow n to saving any bells then you arc some five-year-old called thumbs up or thumbs down well on your way to full then it's up I'm afraid. Tubby appreciation. I suppose if you are not Basically they 're in the mood they can be wicked. How did those pretty tedious. However, at lucky people get their IOam in the morning I am jobs as the Tubhies.' pretty monged (as are most What a great job that of us). There's not much would be, getting paid to choice of TV at that time in just be stupid, oohing and the morning anyway. The aahing over bunny rabbits Time The Place. Kilroy and and rolling around on whatever rubbish is on beautifully manicured Channels Four and Five are lawns. all far too intellectual for Anyway 1 think these morning brains to deal with. funky little dudes are cool. The Teletubbies win. no They are having a laugh. contest really. What can be anybody's problem with them? If you Jack living in Croydon. hut ach Teletubby has arc not into them then von I am one of the hundreds of their own character probably think I'm insane. people that enjoys these Eanil it's quite possible but maybe that's why I love Teletubbies running around to relate to one more than them. giggling their (large) arses another. Sky maga/ine got And as The Teletubbies off and ha\ ing a bit of a their personalities down to would say: .Again, again. dance occasionally. I the following: Tinky-\Vinky again! is Clumsy Tub. Dipsy is by Diane Learning speak. meet the Teletuhhies 1 am find it faintly disturbing. arenllv their speech going to lattoo (heir names The baby Vhcad "sun" is patterns match those of onto their foreheads so that obv iousl'y an evil overlord children w ho are learning to they no longer have to keeping the rather backward talk. This is all very well, of indulge in this annoy ing Tcletubbics in slavery while course, if you are a child habit. It is not their only the w indmill bombards learning how to talk. I don't repetitive habit either. them w ith propaganda v la know how anyone with a then telly tummies... lull grasp of the Hnglish he nicely rounded, Maybe I'm being a little language can bear to put up brightly coloured paranoid. As a programme T little chaps and for preschool kids. chapesscs also have a Tclctuhhics is undoubtedly penchant for doing a (clcv isiial revolution. every thing twice. I find that What bothers me is that being show n how to use an people like me are expected umbrella once is enough to to jump onto the allow me to grasp the bandwagon ol Tclelubbies concept. I therefore spend world domination when it hall the show waiting while holds no appeal the Teletubbies catch up for us. w ith me. "Time for At the end of the tubby bye- programme when they all bye". wave, duck behind various announces the grassy knolls giggling, you periscope, in know they vv ill pop hack up much the same uith their baby talk and and do it all again in case w ay /ehedee did in find it endearing. you missed it the first time. the far superior Magic They also repeat their 1 am therefore ready and Roundabout years before. names after every sentence: waiting with my make- As far as I'm concerned Hello Po. goodbye Dipsy. believe gun to shoot their they can stay tucked up in I.a La likes the mirror. daft antennae off. bed with the toddlers where Tinky-Winky needs As well as finding this thev belong. shooting and so on. If I ever programme annoying I also

In the pink: more rewarding than buying lottery Injection: get your most private parts pierced rather Incarceration: this week's straight-jacket goes to tickets for a year is Sabrina The Teenage Witch, a than watching The Mag. It will be less painful and much Asian Football Show which is not exactly in the premier Bewitched for the nineties with more comedy than you more rewarding than this Why Don't Kw-esque waste of league of entertainment or sanity. This show's barking can wave a wand at. even by Channel 5's standards. University Library 7\

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The enqol free education has caused outrage. ANNABEL KILBEE takes a step back from all the hype i> more free education! has plagued the headlines of Nevery news medium across Britain for many a-month now. "Enough!" I say. To be honest, I've had it with the whole business, it won't affect us lot. right? I have returned back to my usual "Sod it. nought to do wi' me" attitude to life. At the end of the day, Britain nasn't seen 'free' education for donkey's years now. A full grant won't stretch as far as rent let alone frivolities. But what gets my mind The dust is finally settling from the Brighton victory rally a-boggling is the polarized student attitudes towards spending habits. I have spent the last 365 days and Tony Blair is still smiling, JACOB HICKEY keeps his secretly researching the spending habits of a sample of students from across the country and from a politics head level through the spin and finds the meaning in it all spectrum of socio-ea inomic backgrounds. Alas, from this lengthy research, or many the Brighton Conference hall this lashings of apple pie for dessert; old duffers born with a silver backing his own No campaign only two student types have Thatcher era week had the hallmarks of a Bclic\c in us as we believe in spoon in there mouths, and the young William was left looking emerged: President, his address that of a you." Monarchy, well their past it. and just a little embarrassed, chant) 1) Meet Martin, an Environmental transformed the preacher. Blair's red carpet This though is not just a the wa> the) treated Diana, is obviouslv something that F Colgate grin on legs. As Blair doesn't start at home in Science student. He has a Hailsham theory of an arrival was engulfed by the well! permanent bank balance of £992 elective dictatorship strains of Saint-Saens. It is the told his party much has been Richmond. Meanwhile DR (that's DEBIT for those theme to the film "Babe". With achieved alreadv and there arc HIS misses the point. Lieutenant Ashdown appears category 2 students), an outstanding into practice. At times the power the Prime Minister still targets and promises to Inept opposition is not content to bow to the orders of loan settlement of £3,400. a 15 hour the iron lady appeared current!) possesses it would meet. Much about the current Tgood for democracy, and General Blair, the Prime a week job at Safeway s and a to face little or no have been little wonder if he had climate of constitutional lefonn inept opposition is what we Minister's speech this week was healthy interest in the herb industry. pulled out a talking pig from can be gleaned from these have got. Imagine the scene, a said by many to be bordering on 2) In contrast, meet Diane. She's a opposition as she backstage. words. The British Constitution Princess is killed tragically the the evangelical. Classical Civilisation student who swept in reforms the Never has there been a time, which has remained stable, Prime Minister captures the Indeed, talk of Britain as a has managed surreptitiously to stay like of which the not even during the 1980s some would sav for near!) one nation's mood com eying a "Beacon ol the world" with CR (that's CREDIT for student no. where a Prime Minister has thousand vears has been pulled sense of sorrow and sincerity compassion at the cornerstone . but fear not. you'll probably country had not seen stood before his delegates with off the shell and transformed. It praised by all. As leader of the ol community there was a sense never encounter these initials since 1945. the option ol saving absolutely is the single most important most reviled opposition party in that at any minute Blair might again), and she fears student loans Strength of will and nothing and being greeted with development in British politics history do you a) echo the lean ovei to Prescott's jug of like a non chip-proof nail varnish. water and perform the oldest of For her past two years she has conviction, a weak tricks. So as shepherd Ton) managed to avoid the demeaning divided, inept opposition As shepherd Tony surveys his loyal flock the willing bearded survevs his loval Hock the world of part-time employment, and compliance of willing bearded collier who instead spending holidays travelling answers to the name of Paddv Whitehall, were all collier who answers to the name of Paddy rounds up any rounds up an) stragglers to the the globe. carnages on the Thatcher Will an end to 'free' further stragglers in the hope of a little treat at the end of it all tune of his masters call, in the education see further polarisation of train which pulled out of hope of a little treat at the end of student spending habits? Indeed, the Winter of discontent it all. poor students arc undoubtedly and finished buffered at near ecstasy. since the Second World War. vet sentiments of the Prime As if to rub salt into the going to be rxx>rer, but will the likes As it happened Blair did sav the opposition to this event of Minister, or b) try and score a already gaping Tory wounds, a Lord Howe's knacker's something. And it was delivered such magnitude had a touch of political point by describing certain Mrs Thatcher has been of Diane necessarily suffer? yard. Hey, if they've managed this far in his customary eloquent, the chocolate teapot about it. your opposite number's reported to have said of the On May I the British people thoughtful, purposeful manner. It is onlv a matter of time performance as shabby and gaffe prone leader that "I am what's to say a few more grand will decided they warned to ha\e a make a difference'.' I personally Bui vv hat does it mean? What before the House ofl.ords is consequently lace the wrath of verv much afraid, dear, that he new station master. Someone does "the giving age" actually abolished, and with the the entire nation. Such choices might be a stop-gap". enhance the "milk 'em for every with vision and determination, penny you can get" thesis. After all. sav ? Surely NHS nurses and Monarch) hardlv a blooming unfortunatelv for William This confirmation of most who laced with a warring rump sane people's thoughts implies we should be thankful that by teachers could oiler a bed of roses at present our Hague and his Partv do not in opposition would lean on that Blair will remain spending every penny available to considered interpretation ol glorious constitution has appear too difficult. Whitehall even if that means unchallenged until Chris Pattern us we are unlikely to gel into as what thev think this newly developed serious wet rot before On the eve of the Welsh replacing halt'ot them with devolution vole the hapless and the star of Hlection night. much debt as our little brothers and AJistair Campbell crafted spin Winter has even taken hold. computers leader ol'the opposition was Michael Portillo decide to ic sisters will be, before they've even should mean. There was the Good riddance I here you The Blair bandwagon asked 10 confirm which way his enter the fray and push aside the bought their first round. usual Motherhood for main cry. The Scots, the Welsh let continues unabated. His them get on with it, the House wife would be voting. Unable to precocious pretender to the Fantastic. I'm rich again. course; talk of a country where triumphant entrance to the school children didn't spit, and ot Lords, well that's just full of confirm that she would be crown. 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O you and anti-imperialism" and hunger strike to put pressure under that banner my ten on the government to let them thought days were packed, whether through with the aid. The word student A public holiday was it be attending a politics and conference on human declared for the first day of the festival, and a large march rights or drinking rum and politics might communism of all the delegates paraded Swere dead. You could salsa-ing along with the round Havana. The streets not be more wrong. other delegates. The were lined with Cubans, strike fear into conferences were an waving and cheering. People This summer saw the incredible opportunity to appeared on their balconies, fourteenth world share experiences with a on roofs, up lamp-posts to most students, festival of youth and wide spectrum of people give us the biggest Cuban students taking place from different cultures and welcome. Some kindly poured to search for a solution to buckets of water on the in Havana, Cuba - delegates in an attempt to cool but as one of the few them down, as we were • 'The respect marching in temperatures way remaining socialist over 35 degrees and humidity ELEANOR countries left after Cuba shows its levels in the 80s. The day the fall of the Soviet ended in a huge party down young is a far on the Malecon. which over block. looks the sea. A huge stage MAWREY This long awaited cry to Britain, built where acts as big as event, the first since where the youth Pablo Milanes played and those momentous everybody salsa-d into the discovered are all too often night (a skill I have yet to upheavals, attracted over perfect!). thirteen thousand misunderstood; when she delegates from all over HE greatest experience the world, including tiny branded as was to witness the way little countries I had Tin which the whole lazy, or Cuban population came visited Cuba, never even heard of. hooligans, or together to help welcome the Most surprisingly, the festival. They had been largest delegation after ^ immoral' ^ collecting funds to help do up some still feel the buildings where the the Cuba was that of the problems common to all meetings took place, school United States, whose such as pollution, buses had been driven in from that there are eight hundred unemployment and all corners of the island to participants risked not injustices. move the delegates around. only a quarter of a Personally I found the The event was an causes worth million dollar fine on smaller discussions more administrative nightmare fora constructive, such as a talk country which has vcrv little their return hack home. kindly given by Lucius in the wav of computers, but also a ten year Walker, leader of Pastors for taxes and so forth. fighting for prison sentence. For Peace. This American Most incredibly, thousands Cuba is a country organisation collects medical upon thousands of Cuban aid and school equipment to families housed and fed the blockaded by the North send to Cuba, contravening delegates free of charge. American government. the United States' Trading receiving only a few extra The Festival's motto With The Enemy Act. He rations. The welcome the was "peace, friendship. himself went on a 94 dav neighbourhood cave us was

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Castro said, "There will come a day when the youth of all the world will come together, and if they do nol come together, and if they do not come together here, or if not one country appears, the way in \\ Inch this lestiv al w as organised. you could organise a world: we lack money hut what we have is generosity and good will." a co, Up to 30% off Only student ID card HK fiist ever Festival was held in representing parties such as offered a place to go to international flights to be recognised T C/echoslo\ akia in the Young Communists and I nivcrsity there, if I could nol 1947. where amongst other Red Youth, and organisations afford to continue my studies worldwide things the delegates rebuilt such as the Cuban Solidarity here. This is t\ pical of Cuba, the village of l.adice. .1 Campaign. w ho despite financial symbol of Fascist destruction. It is \ery difficult to hardship, sponsors main Since then the e\enl has taken separate discussing the students from poorer .African place in various different festival and discussing Cuba, countries io go through! its cities around the world, the for it was more than just a universities, mainly to i—10 last one being held in the venue, the whole country was become doctors. The Festival Democratic People's Republic fully integrated in the events could not have been held in of Korea in |ysl>. Peter It was no doubt a great PR any heller place. Mandelson. Tony Blair's right exercise for ('uha. but I was The venue for the nexl Over 300 travel & leisure FREE international hand man. actually went to lucky to he able to stay on and Festival has yel to be decided the lim Festival which also travel for a further six weeks. hut there are rumours it may related discounts helpline took place in Cuba. It was The emphasis and respect the lake place in Libya and wonderful to meet numerous nation shows its young is a tar hopefully we shall not have to people whose parents had cry to Britain's where we are wait eight years attended prc\ ious Festi\ als all loo often misunderstood, and were now follow ing in branded as hi/y. booh their footsteps. The British immoral and so forth. There delegation numbered almost a standards of education are any questions about hundred, from all o\er the incredibly high, and the country including a high wisdom of this investment Cuba, the country or percentage fioni Scotland. becomes apparent when you its politics, or the Many had been fundiaismg speak to those in then thirties (or months to raise cash, and forties. The outcry I Festival itself, contact received when 1 told them of and a whole for only thereby enabling pooiei and on 0113 246 9624 ISIC unemployed delegates the I .abour's plans for tuition lees lot more chance to attend. Many were was incredible. I was even Trucking around Australia isn't everyone's cup of tea, but as ZOE MARCHANT discovered, it is one of the best ways to trauel experience the beauty of this amazing country A truck? brochure and booked up a while for everyone to relax one of the annual meetings experience it is vital to come One evening we pulled in at on an overland trip of but after a couple of organised by the school, one prepared. Large amounts of the side of a dirt track just as the I /\^ What, champagne, dips, crudities, Australia. It was to take evenings round the campfire little boy met up with his best sun was beginning to go down. /-% you tongues loosened, sense of friend for the first time and said, crisps, cheese, a truck to sit on, Fourteen sleepy bodies suddenly A. JL. mean me from Darwin in the "So that's what you look and friends to laugh with are leapt into action as tents were Northern Territories, humours revealed like!" Despite the obvious needed. Some people like to put up and firewood collected. like a lorry or themselves and from then on disadvantages of not having climb Ayers Rock, but we found After a few nights in family straight down the middle there was no looking back. something? Won't that to the Red centre and then immediate contact with the a much more relaxing way to campsites it was exciting to at be really Although I'd seen pictures of teacher in a classroom, the enjoy it. Settle yourselves in for last be camping in wild across Western Australia the Northern Territory I'd never children seem to be more a while to watch the sunset and bushland. It didn't take long uncomfortable?'' to Perth. realised how isolated and committed and interested. This enjoy the feeling of superiority before we were all sitting round Despite various After an extremely long, remote it is. We stopped in is reflected in their marks, as you look down on the other the campfire with our meal and attempts I couldn't quite torturous flight I arrived in Katherine Gorge to visit the which are on average better than explain to a concerned Darwin to meet up with the world's largest classroom - a those achieved by children in school of the air. Children living the classroom. friend that I would be rest of my group. There were in distant communities tune in 14 of us on the trip, couples travelling in no ordinary to lessons on air and chat to the E continued on our I tried the famous truck. I didn't know and singles, mixed ages and teacher and other pupils. All journey through the myself to be honest, nationalities. I had been assignments are sent by post to Wterritory on the Stuart however, I trusted the slightly apprehensive about be marked. For many kids it is Highway. In Alice Springs I witchery grab, it tasted not knowing anyone but 1 their only opportunity for social joined an Aborigine Cultural description in the needn't have worried. It took interaction with their peers. At tour where I was taught like crunchy peanut butter unsuccessfully by an Aborigine how to throw a boomerang. There isn't such a need for them but I think I'll stick to to use boomerangs to kill .« «. animals these days, but the Aborigines are keen to keep up Sunpat! »ii« their traditional way of life. Although the Aborigines' tourists from the comfort of cans of Fosters. We learned the natural diet didn't sound your truck. It was a truly knack of keeping our backs as :« INTROWEEK 97 . particularly appetising, I beautiful sight when the rock well as our fronts warm, by decided to brave their famous changed colour with the setting piling hot ash under our stools k* * witchery grub. It tasted like sun. No wonder that the rock to keep our bottoms warm! Our TRAVEL PASS crunchy peanut butter but I has a sacred significance to the cook. Sarah thought it would be think I'll slick to Sunpat. I also Aborigines. fun to throw popcorn on the fire tried the honey that sits in a As we were covering such a to watch it pop out at everyone. Unlimited Weekly bubble on an ant's bottom and huge distance it was necessary It really is amazing what you decided that wasn't very tasty to spend much of the day in the find to do when you haven't got Bus Travel either! truck. Surprisingly this didn't a TV! A long stretch of flat empty bother me, because we were landscape stretches out for miles travelling through such rugged, ALL me pathetic, but I For Just £6.00Per Week and miles in the Red Centre. wild territory and stopping for have an irrational fear of Suddenly there appears from swims in waterholes. It was the Cspiders. I'd been looking this flat plane a huge rock which only way we could have in my guide to Australian draws millions of people to it possibly seen what we did and wildlife and had paid great each year ... Ayers Rock. To experienced such a sense of attention to the different kinds really enjoy the Ayers Rock wilderness. of spiders and where they can be

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Well, they're Australians and experience then made b\ this spider thai is so way of life. We took a trip to the obvious in revealing his HANDY HINTS findings, but his conclusions wide (uildK gesticulating at this Yoik. Australia's oldest inland come to light at a lime when point) and is really brown and low n. It was the weekend of the concerns over drinking - and hairy." I gave Alan a smug look York show so there were jam. Our mini guide to Australia and how to get there especially drinking amongst and then it suddenly dawned on lace and marrow competitions as me, well as local fashion and wool young people - are consistently raised in the "What you mean, you've seen displays, and lots of sheep! media. those holes around here?" TICKETS cost £550 if you book with STA STA offer two types of discount card: a Drinking is a major part of It was then that I knew I was in found Australia relaxed and Travel, who are offering a special deal for nomad card and a VIP backpacker card. Both British culture, perhaps more for a night of worry - after all friendly with open, hospitable ISIC card holders travelling from London to cost about £50. the difference between the than any other European there was that hole in my tent! people. They seem to have so Brisbane, Perth and Darwin. This deal lasts cards is that VIP hostels are more I C country, and yet another much more fun over there. Yes, Fortunately we weren't troubled to the end of November 1 W7 and starts again widespread and nomad cards tend to offer public health announcement by any creepy crawlies in the they work hard, but they make in January, ending in June. more special discounts, for example such as this one will not. 1 time for fun as well and don't end. We didn't have any close Generally speaking, the cheapest time of discounts on telephone services. suspect, suddenly turn this encounters with crocodiles either, take life too seriously. Western the year to go is during the Australian winter Booking ahead is not essential. country into a nation of tee- Australia makes up one third of even though we went swimming which is from April until the end of June. totallers. Indeed, there is as the country but only contains one in various dodgy looking rivers. much research telling us that On the long trip through the tenth of the population, so drinking in moderation can be Gibson Desert in Western everything is very spread out ONE of the cheapest methods of travel is by beneficial to health than that Australia, we counted abandoned The standard of living is high bus with the Greyhound company. which says that the demon with huge houses, gardens and cars at the side of the road. In a ANYONE travelling to Australia needs a Greyhound cards are also available from drink is exactly that. stretch of around 1000 open spaces. visa. These can be obtained from the STA and can be obtained for specific areas I wonder exactly how kilometres we passed The only city in Western Australian High Commission in London del: of Australia. much of an effect this survey approximately 40 cars on the Australia is Perth and it has 0171 379 4334). A tourist visa is free and Prices range from $100 to $1000, if you lad on the students in the road going in the opposite everything a modern city has to lasts for three months. have an ISIC card you get a 15% discount. Kuopio halls of residence - if direction and 275 abandoned offer. Unlike many cities though A working holiday visa costs £75 and sales of glacial spring water ones! Every 2-300 kilometres it is clean, relaxed and beautiful lasts for a year, but you can only work with Compiled by Helen Wriglesworth ire larger than those of bottles there is a greasy cafe and a with a mixture of parks, tall the same employer for up to three months. and Sarika Shah .if Helsinki Mild, I'll be very roadhouse selling fuel, beer and buildings, sun, sea and sand. surprised indeed. groceries. So we occasionally Basically, 1 can't think of one managed to stop for a game of bad thing to say about the place. Paul Wilson pool and a drink while the truck so what are you waiting for? Just (see Opinion, page 6) was refueled. go! NEXT WEEK: OUR WOMAN IN CANADA AND HIKING IN THE GRAND CANYON Out/ooJc

As Leeds gets chilly, swim wear starts to look silly, so get your shorts off and open your winter wardrobe as Jenni Jones gets around campus to see what we are wearing as a new term dawns

So you want to be a model? reflects the fact that and heels kid', around campus rough guess however the Leeds is officially the the rules have changed and demand is not from the student anything goes. You can make a population as a whole. Unless capital of the north and a statement or as CK says 'Just you are filthy rich or silly with hive of cosmopolitan Be'. your student loan designer price activity. Although it seems that tags just get boring. Taking a trip around subtle rules are forming here - On a different level campus you can see that the no way! This is not sixth form altogether another market is fashion variety of individuals is and conformity is an individual booming and that is in second positively and literally concept. Leeds is a big city and hand clothes. There is a et's face it possibly the most tolerant growing demand for cheap colourful. The environment, fashion wise that chic and charity shops are university preconceptions about you will ever find yourself in. plenty in Headingley. is a unique student wear and humorous So before you gasp in awe at Pushing further towards the experience, stereotypes have to be laid some of the more bizarre sights student market individual to rest. The student uniform, strutting about it is important to entrepreneurs have packed their possibly the as it was, is officially dead. know that every look has a shops with second hand Lonly time you'll come Feel free to cast aside your niche in the night life saga in treasures. They are full of retro across so many Grandads jumpers and specially Leeds. When it gets dark mods, gems and funky stuff that you ripped jeans you've been saving clubbers, indie kids and the rest spend hours rooting for else different walks of life for university. We are no longer glam up for the clubs they love where. It's well worth a sift with a collective united by a rebellious fashion and there is enough to keep through the rails. We want the creme of Leeds universities' male aim.The sheer mass of statement in which DM's play a everyone happy. No matter where you have leading role. Student fashion is One thing we can boast come from once you have and female posers on our pages this year. No students guarantees a as fragmented as the institution, about Leeds is the shops. The settled in life in Leeds you'll rules, just a winning smile and a game for a healthy diversity of yet we must add here, a lot city centre has been developing realise that what you wear is laugh. If you think you have got what it takes get dress sense. more glamorous! rapidly into a shopping paradise only as important as you think on over to us. One look around the It has to be acknowledged with a definite hierarchy of it is. Probably the most Send a full lengh and face photo to: that students both male and outlets. At the top end of the important fashion advice has Old Bar and it is clear female are wearing a lot more scale it has really taken off. already been given a thousand Jenni Jones, Fashion Editor, Leeds Student, Leeds that we are part of a make-up for class than they When Harvey Nichols times by your Mum, but just for University Union, PO Box 157, Leeds LS11UH. pretty mixed bunch. The were 5 years ago. However opened earlier this year the que the record - don't forget to wear Please enclose name .contact address and student fashion that struts whether you choose to wear stretched 2()()m and it is clear your vest and your woolly number as well as height and dress size. combat pants and funky pumps that Leeds i- a citv with a taste socks. Leeds gets damn cold in around the city really or consider yourself a 'bootleg for designci chic. Taking a the winter. II MH; \\ANI IX) I I \\ I \ leeds.studentts btintemetcom InM'K lainiK'.' 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OU have to feel people, though, was the sorry for unmitigated failure of Tiger Mohammed Al- Woods, who lost three of his Fayed. Let's face it, five matches. Once again, Ythe Fulham chairman's had Leeds Student was in the thick of the action, with our lip- TO opponentHEAVE, Scott Hoch, had to N a pretty traumatic few weeks ROUSING and, well, it seems to have readers working overtime on chorus of fight his way through the thrown him mentally off- the 16th green. As Constantino throng to retrieve his ball. balance. In our latest great Rocca clinched his match "ole, ole, Torrential rain had, failed to scoop. Leeds Student has against Woods, the American ole" greeted dampen local joy, and the obtained extracts from the was observed to he saying. "I AEurope's Ryder Cup unbridled delight of Harrods emperor's diary am not Tiger Woods. He's Ballesteros was there for all to and it has fallen to our Tiger Woods. 1 am victory this weekend see. That said, he didn't follow' column to bring you this Constantino Rocca." Nice try. at Valderrama, and Darren Clarke's caddie, Billy world exclusive: Tiger. with it the Foster, into the lake. 'Wednesday 24 September. A short grey- HE misery of Michael vindication of their Dominated taired man comes into the Schumacher this week captain, Seve Criticised for his over- store today and starts buying Tmust be immense. Ballesteros. in\ olvement in team affairs. He's now nine points behind he most expensive things Dubbed "Captain and for the controversial available at random. He Jacques Villeneuve in the decision to drop Miguel Angel lovers around the dairy Drivers' Championship after Frantic" by some Martin in favour of out-of- iroducts counter for ages being forced to retire early sections of the media, form Nick Faldo, Ballesteros houting at boxes of eggs! on in the Luxembourg the Spaniard's proved everyone wrong. Jurious, I ask an assistant Grand Prix. Worse still, his Although his constant vho tells me he was shouting retirement was a direct unorthodox leadership undoubtedly inspired a meddling clearly annoyed I will love it if we beat result of his brother Ralf sonic of his players - he hem, love it, etc." I go over crashing into him at the first refreshingly young team dominated proceedings set nd talk to him - he claims to corner. - and ensured that the much you could have been >e an out-of-work football The younger Europeans retained the forgiven for thinking he was manager called, er, Kevin Schumacher, starting from famous trophy won so playing his energy and desire kangaroo or something. eighth on the grid, got off to were there for all to see. and Anyway, we get talking a flyer and by the end of the dramatically at Oak Hill pnned to be the vital about football and he tells start/finish straight was two years ago. ingredients for success. me to watch out for a man alongside his big brother. This time, fitting!},. the A veteran of eight Ryder ailed Micky Adams. With a little help from his triumph came on his home Cups over nearly 20 years, he •Adams," he says, "is a Jordan team-mate Giancarlo soil - the first time the appeared in more photographs K'tulant subversive who will Fisichella, RalFs back end competition had been this year than ever before, valk out on you if he doesn't rose into the air, coming to inviting unkind comparisons to ;et his way." This reminded rest less than gracefully on staged on the continent - and by the climax the Forrest Gump. He was quick, me of someone else, but I Michael's Ferrari. though, to pass the credit to Westwood to a rallying second protective word of advice. •ouldn't remember who. Our man at the trackside partisan 25,000 crowd his players. and was day victory over Tiger Woods It was his dynamism that tangaroo then asks if I asked the brothers for their could hardly contain particularly pleased with the and Mark O'Meara. Woods, propelled Europe to a five- •mow any good clubs in the reactions to the incident. themselves. contribution of Costantino the world number two, made a and-a-half point lead going rea thai he could join. "That'll teach him to steal After Bernhard Lunger's Rocca, who was only disastrous Ryder Cup debut into the final day. leaving the Assuming he means my sweeties" laughed Ralf, crucial victory gave Europe an outscored by Europe's number which was underlined by the Americans to hope they could nightclubs, I recommend the whilst Michael was quoted as unassailable 14 points, it was one. Montgomerie. Other cruel laughter his approach to become only the fifth team in Club Asprilla in Soho. He saying: "That little sod down to one of the players still sterling performances came the 17th engendered as it Ryder Cup history to win the ooks at me strangely. Go broke my ear and now I'm out on the course to secure the from veterans Bernhard careered disastrously into the trophy having trailed before lome, have dinner. Am lying going to tell mummy." half-point needed for an Langerand Nick Faldo. pond. the singles. n bed when I realise the outright win. Here captaincy played its They couldn't. The manager at Fulham is called OW I'm not going to Naturally, it went down to Mercurial part: the young American's Europeans' momentum proved Vlicky Adams. slag Man United off the last match, and the 18th skipper, Tom Kite, rarely unstoppable, resulting in an 'Thursday 25 September. Ntoo much - after all. hole. before Colin Selecting Faldo, who appeared and seemed largely historic and richly deserved Wake up. Sack Micky beating Juventus 3-2 is a good Montgomerie held his nerve to during the tournament became unconcerned and unsupportive victory. And for Ballesteros. Adams. Have breakfast, result (unlike being beaten 1-0 give the Europeans a one-point the highest Ryder Cup points when he did; Ballesteros, by who was congratulated by Kite ting Kangaroo, offer him by Leeds, which is just winning margin. scorer in history, proved to be contrast, was everywhere, on a "fantastic job well done", manager's job. He says he brilliant). And I'll admit that The crowd then erupted, an excellent decision. The determined to see every it was the fulfilment of a would prefer to be Chief as a spectacle, Wednesday's surging forward so that his mercurial Englishman led important stroke played and dream. Operations Officer. Why not Champions League match at impressive rookie Lee ever willing to lend an over- Paul Brown )e manager I ask. He Old Trafford was a pretty mumbles something about good match. ining up an ex-QPR However, the evening was manager to do that. He must completely ruined by BRIAN mean Terry Venables...' MOORE. What's new. I hear VALDERRAMA SCORECARD you cry. Well not only was ALDERRAMA, Moore on typically crap form, Spain, and the 1997 reacting lethargically to the VRyder Cup saw the events on the pitch in between FOURBALLS Europe 5.5, USA 2.5 Americans ruthlessly put to pre-prepared bits of "trivia", :he sword by Seve Ballesteros' but on Wednesday night, the FOURSO ~urope 5, USA 3 European team. man had a heavy cold1! The victory Thanks a lot ITV In- SINGLES ISA 8 was never putting us through 90 joing to be minutes of the mpossible, Deville brothers, but the Irwid and FINAi. SCORE Europe 1 4.5, USA 13. Americans Sherighiib. were strong And then there was favourites, Big Ron.... T POINTS SCORERS especially in the eyes of merle 3.5 themselves. What struck Langer, Rocca 3 most \al, Hoch 2.5 Lgeds Student Friday October 3 1997 23 NATIONAL DISH OF THE DAY? FOOTBALL Paul Wilson wonders how far satellite TV sport can go FIXTURES HORROR of Friday 3 October horrors, Manchester Nationwide League United are going to Division One be launching their Hnddersfield v Noltni Loicst own TV channel very soon. Saturday 4 October This news conies I- A Curling Premiership warm on the heels of Arsenal v Barnsley Leeds United's plans to Bolton v Aston Villa do. well, exactly the Coventry v Leeds same, and probably in Man t'td v Crystal Palace \ewcasilc v Toiienham anticipation of several Shell \\ecl v I verlon other clubs also Southampton v West I lam announcing their own Wimbledon v Blackburn exclusive 24-hour stations. Inevitably, this \\ i 11 rake up the old TV/sport' chestnuts, namely 'ooh. there's too niueh of it about. v IHI know' and its colleague in the debate, the equally as eontroversial 'ooh, there just isn't enough of it on. you know'. Quaking In Man Utd's ease, they intend to create a eh an tie I Blackburn's Tim Sherwood and Chris Sutton are clearly delighted that they will receive Man Utd's new TV channel which shows t'riendlies. Channel or perhaps the en v i ron men I of tei resi ri a I What does exist is ihe maieh has raised this question reserve games and iniei\iews Nationwide League Amateur Dramatics Network telev isioii. By making top belief that certain sporting as well, wilh Sky again being Division One - it s minds like I he cluh ( heaven help us I and it is class football its spearhead, events are worth preserving tarred with the greedy brush. videos played on a day lone certain that sports channels the satellite channel has not for terrestrial TV. to the Bui if we arc pay ing loi the Birmingham v Crewe loop - but none of the big will form part of this only taken coverage and extent thai some events have BBC in a unique way as they Bradford v Wolves games live. It is hardly going explosion in choice. presentation to a new level, become protected by seem so keen lo icnmul us. Ipswich v Man City to have Des 1.ynani or Andy We arc s er> fortunate lo hut has forced the other (iov eminent legislation from and ITV continue to receive QPR v Charlton Gray quaking in their hoots. ha\ e a superb selection of networks to improve their being bought up by satellite huge ailv ertising rev enues. Reading v Sunderland The future of television television sport at the offerings - witness I'l V's and cable channels. It still was il too much to ask for Stoekport v Portsmouth and its rapidly increasing moment, thanks in no small much-improved coverage of makes sense and is worth them lo outbid Skv toi the Sloke City v Bury number of channels mean that measure to Sky Sports and its Champions League matches pcrscv cmig with, hut no-one rights to the game w ilh the Swindon v Port Vale more speeialisl channels will excellent coverage of a vast and the technical advances has the div ine right lo w .itch Italian LA ' (io to Ihe pub or fr.innierc v Norwich he springing up to appeal to a range of sports and sporting made by the BBC in their sport on network TV in the round to some friends on West Hrom v Oxford narrow. more selective events \v Inch could not have coverage of the Ashes and current environment. The October II. it's far more audience he it the Orisianii been shown in the restrictive Wimbledon (his summer. upcoming Italy Lug land sociable. Division Two Bristol K v Wrexham Burnley v Wycombe Chestcrlield v Bournemouth urn v Oldham "ham v Bristol (' (irimshv v \\ igaii CRAZY POLES AND DROPPED GOALS Lulon v Watford Yorkshire side will he hoping l.ew is' physical conditioner Millwall v Blackpool THE Rugby League Preston v Brcntlord lo improve on some poor Couilney Shand has warned the World Cluh Southern! v Northampton results in the group stage, given Briton not to overdo it. telling No. 41: Four foreigners Walsall v Carlisle Championship returns their dominance ol ihe Super him that he could not be By Chris Straw York v Plymouth this weekend at the I .eague this year Fitter. New ly-crowned Premiership Whatever the LKKDS United'* last foray quarter-final stage. Division Three After the farcical group champions Wigan might well result, the work! of into the Luropean Cup be in with a shout, enjoying heavyweight started ignominious!) as Cardiff v Barnet stage earlier this summer, home advantage against Hunter . boxing will be vi v Harllepool the four best Australasian they crashed to a 3-0 first- Manners. Like Si Helens. hoping for a good, ley defeat in Stuttjjart in Doncasler v Brighton Miles are up against the n have siitlcrcd a double clean fight alter L.xetcr v Scarborough injury blow, with Tony Smith the antics ol 1992. Hull v Torquay four British teams that Bui m what proved to he one performed least badly. and Clary Connolly likely to he Tyson, MeCall and Leyton Orient v Macclesfield on the sidelines. (iolota himself of those great 'European Lincoln v ('ami- Sadly, the Leeds Rhinos The toughest task is that have undermined nights', the second leg saw the Mansfield v Colchesier narrowly Tailed to make it faced by London Bioncos. who the credibility ol Yorkshire side turn on a superb \otis County v Darlington this far. with Bradford. will lace Cronulla Sharks the division. performance. With a certain Peterborough v Swansea line Cantona pulling the strings Wigan. St Helens and without Shaun Edwards, now Chris Straw Rochdale v Scunlhorpe London representing Britain that he has moved to Bradford. and Lee Chapman banging in Shrewsbury v Rotherham in the draw. Coach Ton\ Curric is lining up Ihe goals. Leeds romped to a 4-1 young (iiles Thomas to replace w in Sunday 5 October Of these. Silk Cut Cup II all ended in heartbreak, ol winners Si Helens look to have him. course, because the away goals FA Carling Premiership the best chance of progressing, rule sent Stuttgart through. Or although they have a tough SATURDAY night sees the Liverpool v Chelsea fight for the WBC heavyweight so we thought. away game in Brisbane. They The (ierinan side also have injury doubts over title in Atlantic Cn>. where Nationwide League Lennox Lewis will be loolishly brought on a fourth two key players, full-back foreign player during the % Division One Danny Arnold and prop Apollo defending his crown against the infamous Andrew (iolota. when there was a limit of tlnee. Middlesbrough v She Perelini. Consequently I LI A orde Also 'down under' aie the The Pole, twice disqualified in bouts against Riddick Howe, iff match at an empty Nou Monday 6 October Bradford Bulls, who w ill have Camp stadium, w li to dig deep lo gel a result will I -I for I cw is - if only lor his K won 2- I I A Carliug Premiership against the all-conqu, 'hen we losi to inland Warriors. The the-bell punchn- l^xls Student Too much football il KJJJ, on the box? We relive Europe's magnificent Ryder Cup triumph on page 22 Page 23 CAUGHT OUT IN WORLD FINALS

The Catch team, kitted out by local company 'Sense Internet', do Leeds proud in Canada CATCH 22, last year's Report by Pete Cotton squad in the near future, and the team Leeds University Ultimate will be hoping to achieve a top 20 Oi! You! finish at the next World frisbee team, crowned in the 'big league' was a great Championships in Germany. their excellent season in success. The only UK team in the Meanwhile, the current LUU team If you would like to tournament to finish above their 'Jedi Children' are already showing style, when they finished seeding, Catch came in 34th out of signs of emulating their predecessors. advertise in as runners-up at last 50, beating their more experienced The one student-only team to qualify weekend's National British rivals 'Druids' in a fiercely- for this year's National Finals, 16th- contested game. seeded Jedi exhibited the Leeds this space... Finals. fighting spirit, finishing 11 th against This excellent showing comes Inexperience all the odds. While other student on the back of their second place teams may hope to seize their chance at the British Open and a trip to Until that point Catch had been struggling - they had run all their for glory with Catch gone, they will the World Club Championships opponents close, including two have their work cut out to beat Jedi, in Vancouver this summer, and American teams who finished in the as they will no doubt discover at the confirms Catch's status as the top 20 - but always faltered at the last National Student Championships next UK's number two team. All this through inexperience. April. comes on top of their domination Having shot up from 33rd in the Now is a great time to find out UK to 34th in the world in just three more about this fast-moving sport, of the game at university level. and join the biggest and probably the The World Championships were years, the Leeds University graduates the climax of 18 months' hard of Catch 22 can now look forward to most successful student club that British Ultimate frisbee has seen. training for the team and their week possible places in the Great Britain