The Pan Asia Logistics Quarterly Newsletter September 2014 Issue 3 Page 1 of 15
Inside this issue:
Grand Opening of Pan Asia Logistics Park Tuas September 2014, Issue 3 The Pan Asia Logistics Quarterly Newsletter
Mercedes- Benz Parts Grand Opening of Pan Asia Logistics Park Tuas Distribution Centre Korea – Grand Opening
In Conversation with Christian Bischoff and Gerald Tan
PAL Singapore’s Annual Dinner & Dance in Bintan
Singapore - Formula 1 Night Race is back in town
Porsche Macan Turbo on its way to Ulan Bator
PAL Korea is Moving Helicopter to ICN
A Perfect Match - PAL Holdings to Partner with Above: Executive Chairman, Christian Bischoff presenting the token of appreciation to Guest of Honour, Ms. OKH Global Josephine Teo, Senior Minister of State for Finance and Transport in Singapore
On 1st September 2014, Pan Asia PAL Malaysia Moving Logistics celebrated the Grand Helicopter to Bristow US Opening of its 450,000 sq ft warehouse complex in the West of Oktoberfest Mania in Singapore. The four-storey building Singapore is equipped with fully automated
PAL Service Awards storage and retrieval system for mini load, overhead cranes, heavy Buzzing – A Three load slide bearings and other latest Minutes Digest technology equipment.
PAL China Exploring the Guest of honour, Senior Minister of Amazing City of Shantou State for Finance and Transport, Ms Josephine Teo, ditched her Above: PAL Singapore CEO, Gerald Tan (left) with OKH’s Executive PAL Indonesia on an Chairman, Thomas Bon Ween Foong Overnight Trip to script for a rousing, very inspiring
Hawaii Club Bali and impromptu speech after a sweep through the facility and New Kids on the Block animated chats with the
warehouse personnel. Snippets Lion dance, speeches, ribbon cutting and an extremely entertaining Hossan Leong were followed by warehouse tours and viewing of the ASRS while refreshments have been served.
Later that day, Channel News Asia broadcasted highlights of the panalogs.com event, especially focusing at the ASRS and a highly impressive Above: PAL’s Edelyn Chua is checking in guests at the registration desk Josephine Teo. The Pan Asia Logistics Quarterly Newsletter September 2014 Issue 3 Page 2 of 15 Mercedes- Benz Parts Distribution Center in Anseong- City, Korea celebrates its Grand Opening in July
Above: Daniel Garcia (Regional Logistics Director, PAL), addressing the audience at the event The new Mercedes-Benz Parts “Best way to predict Distribution Centre in Iljuk, Korea the future is to has officially been opened on 13 create it” July 2014.
About 300 guests attended the …Ralph W Emmerson event that was magnificently organised by Mercedes-Benz Korea.
This ceremony marks the achievement of another milestone for PAL.
Another 90,000 sq ft will be added to the 220,000 sq ft warehouse building in a 2nd phase in 2016. Above: Christian Bischoff along with the guests taking a tour of the warehouse
From left: Paul Lee (Consultant), Marvin Lam (Director, PAL Investment Holding), Christian Bischoff (PAL Executive Chairman), Susan Tan (Executive Director, PAL Holding), Daniel Garcia (Regional Logistics Director), SB Park (MD, PAL Korea) and Ang Poh Seng (Assistant to the CEO of OKH)
The Pan Asia Logistics Quarterly Newsletter September 2014 Issue 3 Page 3 of 15 In Conversation PALs Consultant and Marketing Head, Monika Bischoff, was in discussion with Christian Bischoff, Executive Chairman of Pan Asia Logistics and Gerald Tan the newly appointed CEO.
Monika: Gerald, we understand that this is also a home coming for you to Singapore. May we ask where you have been? Christian Bischoff and Gerald Tan sharing sofa during the interview Gerald Tan: For the past 16 years I lived 5 Today we employ a “We are going to rock thousand people directly years in Hong Kong and 11 the industry.” years in China. During my and indirectly. tenure there, I held a diverse portfolio of multi-discipline We moved into new Christian Bischoff management roles, including businesses, verticals and business start-ups in joint ventures, added more “Your most unhappy manufacturing, distribution companies and partnerships. Monika:
customers are your and corporate office in the Christian / Gerald, what do Over the years we have greatest source of auto and logistics industries. these changes mean for us grown out of the structure learning.” as the workforce? we started with.
…Bill Gates Christian Bischoff: “We transform This is why we have to ourselves into an undergo structural changes. All of us together, with united forces, will work to innovative We have to adjust our achieve a leading position organisation that is corporate structure to take among the best in our capable of delivering into account the company’s industry. extraordinary recent developments and to accommodate the texture To achieve this goal we services.” and complexity that need to improve comprise our organisation productivity and inject Gerald Tan today. innovation DNA into the entire organisation. We have to balance our Monika: structure to be ready for We will offer training Christian, we understand further growth and prepare programmes and invest in that Pan Asia Logistics for a sustainable future systems. More new people undergoes substantial will join us. structural changes. Why is that? “We need to As our organisation grows, we need to emphasize the Christian Bischoff: emphasize the importance of our values, We started with 5 offices in 4 importance of our our service attitude, to find countries and an initial values and protect our the right equilibrium, to workforce of less than 30 company culture.” remain true and protect our people in early 2003. company culture.
Since then, we have been Christian Bischoff To be continued on page 4 continuously growing.
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Gerald Tan: For the workforce, this will mean that you have a golden opportunity for everyone to aspire towards horizontal and vertical career development by actively participating in this new journey.
We will make available more training and qualification projects to build up new competencies as we transform ourselves into an innovative
organisation that is capable of Pulling together... Christian Bischoff, PAL Chairman and Gerald delivering extraordinary Tan, PAL CEO knowing each other for many years services and solutions for our clients. and expand our network footprint in new countries “This will mean a To achieve our goals and make and cities. all of this possible, we will golden opportunity for need everyone to undertake We want to share our everyone.” this chance with passion and success with a fair and personal dedication. transparent bonus scheme Gerald Tan “Change is the only driven by KPI performance.
constant in life.” Monika:
Gerald, what will be new for “We want to be one of …Heraclitus Pan Asia Logistics? For the We want to be the countries, the headquarter? the most attractive undisputed logistics employers.” specialist in Asia for Global Gerald Tan: We build a Companies. passionate team that knows how to work hard, where Christian Bischoff We want to be the ideal impossible is nothing; Play partner for our customers in hard, where nothing is Asia-Pacific and beyond. impossible and have fun doing Monika: both. Christian, where will Pan We want to be the most Asia Logistics be in 2020? innovative logistics provider We will evolve into an in the industry. Christian Bischoff: innovative organisation at all We want to reach 1 billion in levels to create exciting new We want to be one of the turnover by 2020. products and solutions to most attractive employers. deliver our signature ‘German- We want to manage more Efficiency-Asian-Commitment- than 800,000 square meter We want to rock the DNA-Services’ that will rock warehouse space in our industry. the market and the contract logistics division, of competition. which the vast majority is Compete effectively by designed, constructed and “We want to build a leveraging optimally on our owned by us. passionate team that collective strength as we We want to generate 75 - expand our presence in the knows how to work 80% of our revenue from our various markets. hard, play hard and core businesses, ocean have fun doing both.” Develop our core expertise in freight and airfreight and the more industry verticals to remainder from contract build a broader client base logistics services. Gerald Tan
The Pan Asia Logistics Quarterly Newsletter September 2014 Issue 3 Page 5 of 15 PAL Singapore’s D&D Weekend at Nirvana Beach Bintan
Above: The PAL family enjoying every bit of the weekend getaway at the Nirvana Beach Resort in Bintan
Singapore 30 August 2014 –
In the unearthly hours of Saturday morning, a troop of “When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had 130 excursionists from PAL Singapore took off to a no idea that his first weekend getaway to Bintan. name was always.”
… Rita Rudner Bintan is a 2,400 sq km island
in the Riau Archipelago of Indonesia, a 50 minutes trip by motorised catamaran across the Singapore Strait. It is said to be the next best tourist destination in Indonesia after Bali. Above: Everybody enjoying the traditional dance performance The highlight of the event was the unique theme of “zodiac” where all dressed as their respective zodiac signs which eventually turned the night
into an exotic and vibrant
colors scheme.
The top 3 best dressed prizes were bagged by Wendy Loh ($1100 SGD) Ivy Lai ($680 SGD) and Sylvester Tan ($480 SGD)
The evening ended on a high note with everyone taking home numerous lucky draw Above from left: Ivy Lai, Sylvester Tan and Wendy Loh the winners of the prizes or at least happy best dressed Zodiac attire competition memories.
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The F1 Singapore Grand Prix Night Race is back in Town
For the sixth time, Pan Asia Logistics organised a Formula 1 party at the Pan Pacific for its clients.
On the evening of the 20th September, 26 guests and PAL management and sales staff were watching the Qualifying, while on Sunday evening at the race day the headcount more than doubled. Above: A breathtaking view of the Singapore skyline, photo taken by Leon Vin Sen during the F1 race PAL rented one and two event suites respectively on the 22nd floor of the Pan Pacific with balconies, allowing a direct view at the race track against a spectacular backdrop of the Singapore skyline and an illuminated Central Business District. “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it Once again, it was an is the courage to accomplished event throughout. continue that Above from left: Donny Gan, Eric Teo and Tay Sue Tuan
counts.”
…Winston Churchill Porsche Macan Turbo on its way to Ulan Bator from KL Left: The Macan after arriving by train in the Mongolian capital
The name is derived from the Indonesian word for tiger.
Below: The Porsche Macan Turbo leaving the container terminal in Ulan Bator
PAL Thailand has shipped a Porsche Macan Turbo from Kuala Lumpur to Ulan Bator.
The luxury compact crossover sport utility vehicle travelled in a container to Xingang and took the train from there to the Mongolian capital.
The Pan Asia Logistics Quarterly Newsletter September 2014 Issue 3 Page 7 of 15 PAL Korea is Moving Disassembled Helicopter Parts from New York JFK to Incheon for Reassembly
Did you know? IdeaPaint is a dry erase whiteboard paint that turns virtually anything into an erasable canvas. Now at level 4 meeting rooms. Let your imagination explode! Above: The Sikorsky S-76 D, Size of main fuselage 508”x84”x118” Weight 3,307 kg PAL, together with parts via airfreight from New Korea on 1st August. Helicopters International York JFK to Incheon Korea. Everything went smooth and
Shipping Services Inc, PAL’s HISS Branch Manager, Kurt according to plan. It took 2 agency in Huston, is Kapota visited Korea days for the S-76 D Helicopter conducting a project for its together with the engineers to be reassembled. customer Sikorsky Aircraft and Pan Asia Logistics Korea The cradle and empty boxes Corporation to move for assessment before the were shipped back to New “Be the change that disassembled helicopter move. Shipment arrived in York. you wish to see in the world.” …Mahatma Gandhi A Perfect Match - PAL Holdings to Partner with OKH
GlobalPan Asia Logistics Investment Holdings entered into an agreement with OKH Global Ltd, a SGX Mainboard-listed property developer.
This strategic working relationship enables both partners to capitalise on their inherent strengths and complementary business network.
As a property developer, OKH Global has the capability and Above and below: CEO and Group MD of PAL Holding, Christian Bischoff and OKH’s Executive Chairman and CEO, Thomas Bon Ween Foong, financial resources to design shaking hands and develop logistics properties together with us and for our growing client base and expanding business services.
Similarly, OKH Global can leverage on our geographical reach to expand their business network and cross- share market knowledge and information
The Pan Asia Logistics Quarterly Newsletter September 2014 Issue 3 Page 8 of 15 PAL Malaysia Moving another Helicopter to Bristow US
Above: The Pan Asia Logistics crew posing for a photo with the ‘Big Boy’ According to Bernd The Helicopter was moved the Heli was escorted to Port Pesenhofer, GM PAL from MHS to Bristow US. PAL Klang and kept at a safe place Malaysia, the next Malaysia provided the crane within the port under guard of Helicopter will follow in a and low loader. PAL officers until it was loaded few weeks from Kuala Operation started on Sunday onto a MAFI trailer and into the Lumpur to Lagos by “Customer service is Morning 11am. RORO vessel at around 5 pm. Airfreight. an attitude not a After loading and lashing, department”
Oktoberfest Mania in Singapore – Beer, Please! …Mo Hardy Wednesday 10 September
The Swiss Club Singapore hosted the much awaited annual Oktoberfest Celebrations that stretch over an entire week. The event was held in a giant, fully air-conditioned marquee at the Swiss Club premises. 16 staff of PAL along with 21 invited clients attended the extravaganza on a Wednesday evening.
Above: Thanks for the #selfie, @Julien! This famous not to be missed event has been buzzing at the Swiss Club for the past 15 years.
Being an important part of the Bavarian culture, the Oktoberfest lures Germans, Europeans and other Communities to the Club every year for the authentic German dishes such as Radi (Radish) Schweinshaxen (Crispy Pork Knuckles), Bretzel, Potato Salad, German Sausages, Apfelstrudel and not to forget the ‘Biers’ that flow straight from the Above from left: Christina (PAL), Annie Yeap (Microcast), Summer barrel, the Alphorns and the music, (Varta), Nicolas Scribe (Varta), AlbertTee (PAL) and Alan (PAL) that is loud, heavy and heartfelt.
The Pan Asia Logistics Quarterly Newsletter September 2014 Issue 3 Page 9 of 15 Appreciation is always Appreciated - Service Awards A big thank you to the recipients of the 5 and 10 years service awards 2014 for their commitment, dedication and contribution to Pan Asia Logistics! 10 years Service Award Singapore
Leon Vin Sen Catherine Thia Donny Gan Ja’afar Haron Sim Sun Giat Flora Tan Projects Human Resource Key Accounts Ocean Freight Facilities Projects China
Tran Dichi Andy Zhao Zhang Hua Zhang Li Managing Director Operations Airfreight Accounts 5 years Service Award Singapore “If we don’t take care of our customers, someone else will”
…unknown
Lim Eng Kwee Albert Tee Tay Ai Ling Tatiana Backes Vier Christina Lye Tay Sue Tuan Sales Sales Airfreight Managing Director Finance Key Accounts Indonesia
Nurjhan Begum Mohd Zamry Tan Lay Hua Zhang Yue Siti Hawa Faris Aidid Ocean Freight Warehouse Operations Procurement Ocean Freight Business Development Thailand Vietnam
Fairul IImi Benni Lohwasser Huynh Thi Hong Nguyen Thi Kim Dinh Thi Ngoc Luong Ang Thi Airfreight Sales Yen Tuyen Phuong Operations Accounts Accounts Accounts
The awards were handed over by Mr. Gerald Tan PAL’S CEO and Mrs. Susan Tan PAL’S Executive Director. Hearty congratulations to all!
Diep Bich Ngoc Tran Thi Tuong Vi Operations Operations The Pan Asia Logistics Quarterly Newsletter September 2014 Issue 3 Page 10 of 15 Buzzing – a Three-Minutes Digest INTERCOS – RifLine and PAL An excerpt of PAL’s business ABB – PAL Singapore just got Shanghai will be starting to handle the temporary wins in the third quarter of its contract logistics business 2014 wrapped up for you in a with ABB extended by 2+1 import/export traffic of Intercos in China. Business three minutes digest: years. At two warehouse locations will commence within the next weeks with 600 tons /p. Hyundai Donganh Steel in Singapore, PAL handles Tower Manufacturing – PAL and stores currently 2,100 a. Volumes are expected to
Vietnam secured a contract pallets with estimated increase significantly. with HDDA for transport and annual revenue of S$ 1 customs clearance of Million. Kärcher – PAL Indonesia’s galvanised steel towers from With the contract extended, contract logistics business Hanoi/Vietnam to Laos. The PAL will also handle ABB’s with the leading cleaning 4,500 tonnes project will be new explosion proof motors machinery manufacturer is completed in April next year. for the Oil & Gas Industry growing fast. Kärcher is now and the US built Nema occupying 1,000 sq m, which The consortium of Hyundai Motor for the Power is already the entire space Heavy Industries, Hyundai Generation Industry. This allocated. Corporation and an Electric will add another 200 pallets Equipment Manufacturing to the volume. Waagner Biro – PAL Company is involved in many Indonesia started airfreight large scale projects RifLine / PAL Italy - trial shipments from Germany worldwide. Shipment volumes between to Indonesia for the Austrian Asia and Italy are tradition house based in “We are not only BASF – PAL Singapore continuously increasing. Vienna, specialised in bridge responsible for what extended its contract with More customers were added structures and steel we do but also for BASF for another year. in the last quarter to the equipment. what we don’t do.” Expected volumes are approx. already impressive list, like 300 tonnes of airfreight Creare Italy, Cereria di Boehringer Ingelheim – PAL …Jean-Baptiste shipments ex Singapore to Giorgio, World Market Place, Japan secured a new business Moliere various destinations. Sangiorgio SRL and many with MNX Japan for more. biomedical shipments on Hermès – the French behalf of Boehringer producer of luxury goods, Legor – PAL Thailand and Ingelheim. First phase started lifestyle accessories and RifLine Italy managed to in August and covers perfumes has appointed PAL secure weekly airfreight airfreight of human plasma Singapore as their customs shipments from Italy to (shipped with dry ice) from clearance broker for their Bangkok with volumes two different clinics in Japan airfreight import shipments. expected to develop nicely. to Germany. Legor is a major Italian Initial success with the first Daimler – PAL won the supplier of alloy for phase should lead into future aftermarket business of jewellery, silver and fashion stages with more shipments Daimler ex Germany to Korea, accessories. to Germany and new Hong Kong, Philippines, shipments to France. Thailand, Indonesia and Fraschetti – PAL China Vietnam. The estimated started handling ocean There was a plethora of other yearly airfreight volumes are freight shipments for business wins at PAL 2,000 tonnes Fraschetti. Container Singapore in the last quarter: volumes are expected to Viking, Dirak Asia, Yenom, HIS Daimler – PAL got its contract pick up substantially in the Bounty Associates, Synerplas, with Daimler extended for coming months. TYH Marketing, Teraoka aftermarket airfreight from Fraschetti is the leader in Weigh-Systems, Container Brazil to Singapore for the Italian wholesale Printers, NBE International, another year. business and distribution of MST Stainless Steel, EDMI hardware and gardening Limited, Daicon, Elna tools and DIY products. Electronics and many more.
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PAL China is Exploring the Amazing City of Shantou - Gongfu
Tea Tales by Amanda Du, Photographer: Jenny Tang
Above: The PAL China crews in good spirits at the Huangmanqi Waterfalls. Smile, please!
On the evening of 5th September 2014, a total of 39 “Do not take life so employees from PAL China seriously. You will offices- Shanghai, Beijing, never get out of it alive” Shenyang, Guangzhou and …Elbert Hubbard Shenzhen boarded domestic flights and high speed railways for a 3 - day “Mid-Autumn Festival” trip to Shantou; a famous cultural city with beautiful sceneries and amazing food.
The trip started with a visit to the 60m high and 80m wide, Above: Posing for a photo with the company banner in front of the Huangmanqi Waterfalls which Kai Yuan Temple is in Cuken Village near the Jieyang country. Interestingly the waterfall’s vista changes depending on the location of the viewer.
Nan’ ao is a county comprising of 23 islands. It is honored as ‘Pearls above the Sea’ due to its charming marine sights and varieties of marine creatures. The next day of the trip all boarded a ferry to Nan Ao Island.
Next on the list were the historic spots located near the Above from left: Taylor Huang, Zeng Zijing, Chen Qiuxian and Susie Wu, beach in Southwest of from the Guangzhou team singing their heart out
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the Nan Ao Island, namely This was followed by a lively of Chaozhou. The Dan Fu “The Well of Song Dynasty” show and lots of fun and Yuan and Kai Tuan Temple The well ‘tells’ about the laughter. The Beijing team with calligraphy and 700 years history of the performed a ‘Mid- autumn” inscribed steles reminding island. All also visited the themed art piece, and the all that this temple was the building that witnessed the Shanghai team sang and held record keeper of the city ‘the war and the peace, the a talk show, while the singing back in the good old days. “General Commander and dancing of the beauties Courtyard.” Everybody managed to from Guangzhou and Enjoying the Chao local Shenzhen team won plenty grab a nice gift, some flavor dinner, cooked with of applause. The cash prizes souvenirs and traditional seafood and various for the best performance snacks from the old streets seasonings and a cup of were the Shanghai, of Chaozhou for their Gongfu tea which was Guangzhou and Shenzhen friends and families before popular among all, the teams. they left for the airport. All evening was filled with Congratulations to all! The took back special food and long trip ended on a high note memories, lots of pictures conversations. with the last visit to the and of course a last cup of Gongfu tea. We had to leave in a rush classic architectural locations after news of a typhoon approaching was heard. Luckily everybody got on the last ferry back to “You have enemies? Shantou in time. Good. That means Later that evening all you’ve stood up for something, gathered at the banquet sometime in your room of Jinhaiwan Hotel life.” (Shantou) for the company’s dinner and …Winston Churchill dance. Service awards were presented to all those with outstanding track record Above: The ladies from Guangzhou and Shenzhen posing at the Waterfalls with PAL. site. WE MADE IT TO THE TOP!
PAL Indonesia on an Overnight Trip to Hawaii Club Bali PAL Indonesia recently held its first Staff Outing. They went on an overnight trip to the Hawaii Club Bali, a beach resort in Anyer, a three hour drive from Jakarta.
It was not only about fun and games, but also encouraged team building with the theme “Committed to Excellence” embedded. Above: PAL Indonesia team having a good time! Let’s make memories “It’s important to take the time to step away from the daily routine of work, leave the stress and reconnect with colleagues in a relaxing environment. This builds a better and stronger cooperation.” Satya Saptaputra, MD PAL Indonesia
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New Kids on the Block! A warm welcome to all the new colleagues who joined us during the third quarter of 2014!
Singapore
Adrian Chia Alan Loo Chan Yu Wei Gavin Tan Siew Choon Gerald Tan Executive, Operations, General Manager, Assistant, Operations admin Project Sales &Business CEO Contract Logistics Business development Contract Logistics Development Manager
Kasswan Bin Maswari Lee You Kiam Ling Chun Ping Michael Thein Ong Xinyi Abu Assistant, Operations Assistant, Operations Facilities Manager Accounts Executive M&E Executive Contract Logistics Contract Logistics
“If you take care of your people, your people will take care of your customers and your business will take care of itself.”
…JW Marriott Ooi Hong Siang Priscilla Wang Pua Liang Hai Safei Bin Mohd Ghani Soh Kok Boon Key Account IT Support Assistant, Operations Assistant, Operations Executive ,Operations Coordinator Engineer Contract Logistics Contract Logistics Contract Logistics
Malaysia China
Tee Yong Ming Teh Kok Siong Siti Norine Bte Bahri Nor Hidayah Bte Huang Xiao Dan, Senior Assistant, Assistant, Operation & CS Officer Johar Taylor Operations Operations Contract Operation & CS Operations Contract Logistics Logistics Officer
Wei Min Alfred Huang Xiao Li (Daisy) Anna Lijing Jane Shenhua Ni Qiang Logistics Manager Operations Receptionist Cashier Operations
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New Kids on the Block!
Zhuang Meijing Mi Na Zhoudan Anny Leung Kim Tak (Kenny) Jin Rei Kesy Operations Operations Sales & Business IT Engineer Accountant Development Manager
Germany Korea Taiwan
Hyo Sun Kim Alexis Wiethoff Benal Tas Christina Yu Belle Chen Trainee Trainee (Transport & Airfreight Import Admin/Accounts Customer Service Assistant (Transport & Logistics) Executive Logistics)
Thailand Always remember that you are absolutely unique
…Margaret Mead
Landy Chen Piyanoot Khrongyoot Monchai Kumtong Jiraphan Sinekeiam Atchara Prasopsawad Accounts Operations Executive Human Resources Operations Executive Sales Support & Admin Supervisor India
Newcomers, who started working with us after the editorial cut-off, will be introduced in the next Issue (editorial office).
Savio James Senior Import/Export Executive (Air)
The Pan Asia Logistics Quarterly Newsletter September 2014 Issue 3 Page 15 of 15 Snippets THE LAWYER A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
“I’m a chiropractor and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.”
“Well, I’m a lawyer, but you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?”
“Never, never, never give up.”
…Winston Churchill
EAR ACCIDENT A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, "Hey, do you see my ear down there?" The guy on the street picks up the ear and yells back, "Is this it?" "No," replies the construction worker. "Mine had a pencil behind it."
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