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Reeves, Dennis Hop- will explode. (R) must keep the speed bomb will explode. an overnight celeb- Comedy) Bradley Max fights barbarian per, Sandra Bullock. (2:30) of a Santa Monica (R) (2:30) rity after she wins a Cooper, Ed Helms, bikers for gasoline in A SWAT team ace 3 p.m. N ››› bus above 50 mph, 9 p.m. 2 ››› spot on a local dance Zach Galifianakis. the wasteland of the American Pie Pres- Ocean’s Eleven program called After a wild stag Your must keep the speed or a madman’s bomb future. (R) (2:00) of a Santa Monica ents: Band Camp will explode. (R) (’01, Comedy-Dra- “The Corny Collins party in Las Vegas, 11 p.m. 3 ››› Movies bus above 50 mph, (’05, Comedy) Tad (2:30) ma) George Clooney, Show.” (PG) (2:30) three hazy grooms- Great Balls of Fire! or a madman’s bomb Hilgenbrinck, Arielle 6 p.m. < ››› Matt Damon, Andy < ››› A Fish men must find their will explode. (R) Kebbel, Jason Earles. Catch Me if You Garcia. A parolee Called Wanda missing friend and (’89, Biography) A lewd teen causes organizes a gang (’88, Comedy) John get him back to Los Dennis Quaid, Wino- Elder (’65, West- John Cleese, Jamie (2:30) Can (’02, Come- SATURDAY 2:30 p.m. C ›››› mischief when he dy-Drama) Leon- to steal $150 million Cleese, Jamie Lee Angeles in time for na Ryder, John Doe. ern) John Wayne, Lee Curtis, Kevin must attend a camp from three Las Vegas Curtis, Kevin Kline. his wedding. (R) The Grapes of ardo DiCaprio, Tom Rock ’n’ roll outlaw MAR. 10, Dean Martin, Mar- Kline. Premiere. An for musicians. (R) casinos in a single An American flirts (2:00) tha Hyer. Four sons American flirts with Wrath (’40, Drama) Hanks, Christopher Jerry Lee Lewis Henry Fonda, Jane (2:00) Walken. Premiere. heist. (PG-13) (2:30) with a crook, a barris- @ (10:25) ››› 2012 attend their mother’s a crook, a barrister 5 p.m. C ››› 3 ››› Great Balls ter and a mercenary Whale Rider (’02, causes a 1950s scan- Darwell, John Car- An FBI agent pur- Texas funeral and and a mercenary to The Razor’s Edge of Fire! (’89, Biog- to find diamonds in Drama) Keisha Cas- dal by marrying his 7:30 a.m. C (7:45) radine. Poor share- sues Frank Abagnale avenge their slain fa- find diamonds in (’46, Drama) Tyrone raphy) Dennis Quaid, London. (R) (2:00) tle-Hughes, Rawiri 13-year-old cousin. ››› Meet Boston London. (R) (2:00) croppers the Joads Jr., a con man who ther. (NR) (3:00) Power, Gene Tier- Winona Ryder, John 9:30 p.m. C ››› Paratene, Vicky (PG-13) (2:00) Blackie (’41, Crime N ››› American C ››› Tora! Tora! leave dust bowl ney, Anne Baxter. assumes various Doe. Rock ’n’ roll The Happy Road Haughton. A Maori C (11:15) ››› Drama) Chester Pie (’99, Comedy) Tora! (’70, War) Oklahoma in hope of An idealistic war identities and com- outlaw Jerry Lee (’57, Comedy-Dra- girl defies her grand- (’48, Morris, Rochelle Jason Biggs, Shan- Martin Balsam, Soh better luck in Califor- veteran embarks on mits forgery. (PG-13) Lewis causes a 1950s ma) Gene Kelly, father and 1,000 Sitting Pretty Hudson, Richard non Elizabeth, Aly- Yamamura, Joseph nia. (NR) (2:30) a quest for the mean- (3:00) scandal by marrying Barbara Laage, Mi- years of tradition to Comedy) Rob- Lane. A former safe- son Hannigan. Four Cotten. The his- H ›››‡ Speed ing of life. Based on 7:30 p.m. H ›››‡ his 13-year-old cous- chael Redgrave. A prove she can lead ert Young, Clifton cracker sets out to teenagers nearing tory of the Dec. 7, (’94, Action) Keanu a tale by W. Somer- Speed (’94, Action) in. (PG-13) (2:00) U.S. widower and their tribe. (PG-13) Webb, Maureen clear his name of graduation make a 1941, attack on Pearl Reeves, Dennis Hop- set Maugham. (NR) Keanu Reeves, Den- 5 ››› a French divorcee (1:43) O’Hara. Suburban murder and uncovers Harbor is re-created per, Sandra Bullock. nis Hopper, Sandra pact to lose their vir- (2:45) (’07, Musical Com- team up to find their H ›››‡ Mad Max parents of three brat- a nest of Axis spies ginity by prom night. from U.S. and Japa- A SWAT team ace H ›››‡ Speed Bullock. A SWAT edy) John Travolta, respective runaway 2: The Road War- ty boys find a new in the process. (NR) (R) (2:00) nese viewpoints. (G) must keep the speed (’94, Action) Keanu team ace must keep Nikki Blonsky, son and daughter. rior (’81, Action) (1:15) 12 p.m. < ››› A (2:30) of a Santa Monica Reeves, Dennis Hop- the speed of a Santa . In (NR) (1:45) Mel Gibson, Bruce baby sitter: know- 9 a.m. H ›››‡ Fish Called Wan- H ›››‡ Speed bus above 50 mph, per, Sandra Bullock. Monica bus above 50 1960s Baltimore a 10 p.m. 9 ››› Spence, Emil Minty. it-all Mr. Belvedere. The Sons of Katie da (’88, Comedy) (’94, Action) Keanu or a madman’s bomb A SWAT team ace mph, or a madman’s plump teen becomes The Hangover (’09, Loner lawman Mad (NR) (1:30)

Saturday Prime Time Best Bets Sports Movies Kids March 10, 2012 6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 Quizme! “St. Mary’s Empowered Health Murdoch Mysteries The master of a wealthy Murdoch Mysteries “Monsieur Murdoch” Canada’s Got Talent “Audition 1” Auditions Canada’s Got Talent Calgary auditions. Week in Review Cougar View # [2] vs. Van Bien” household is found face down. (HD) Murdoch meets Detective Guillaume. in Toronto. (HD) (CC) (HD) (CC) CTV News (N) (HD) (CC) W5 (N) (HD) (CC) (DVS) Flashpoint (HD) (CC) (DVS) Criminal Minds Tornadoes expose bodies in The Borgias “Lucrezia’s Wedding” Lucrezia’s CTV National News CTV News (N) (HD) $ Kansas. (HD) (CC) (DVS) wedding is a disaster. (HD) (N) (HD) (CC) (CC) NHL Hockey Regional Coverage. (N) (Live) NHL Hockey Montreal Canadiens at Vancouver Canucks. From Rogers Arena in Vancouver, B.C. (N) (Live) (HD) Hockey Night in Canada: After Hours (N) Seeking Stanley CBC News: Vancou- NHL Hockey (HD) % (HD) (CC) (CC) (Live) (HD) (CC) ver Saturday (N) (CC) NBC Nightly News KING 5 News (N) (CC) Paid Program Northwest Back- Harry’s Law “Gorilla My Dreams” A client The Firm “Chapter Ten” A woman accused Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A boy KING 5 News (N) (HD) Saturday Night Live & (N) (HD) (CC) roads (HD) has been housing a gorilla. (HD) (CC) of kidnapping a baby. (N) (HD) (CC) disappears on his way home. (HD) (N) (HD) (CC) CBS Evening News KIRO 7 Eyewitness Entertainment Tonight (N) (HD) (CC) NCIS: Los Angeles “Absolution” A book Criminal Minds Tornadoes expose bodies in 48 Hours Mystery (CC) KIRO 7 Eyewitness The Insider (N) (HD) _ (CC) News at 6:30PM (N) contains top-secret information. (CC) Kansas. (HD) (CC) (DVS) News at 11PM (N) (CC) KOMO 4 News Discepolo; Gertsch. (N) Wheel of Fortune Jeopardy! (HD) (CC) Wipeout “Winter Wipeout: You Ain’t Seen 20/20 “My Extreme Affliction” (N) (HD) (CC) KOMO 4 News Disce- Cash Cab (CC) ( (HD) (CC) “Desert Oasis” (CC) Nothing Yeti” Yetis terrorize contestants. polo; Gertsch. (N) Great Performances “Tony Bennett: Duets II” Tony Bennett sings with many artists. (CC) Use Your Brain to Change Your Age With Dr. Daniel Amen Boosting brain power to feel Great Performances “Tony Bennett: Duets II” Tony Bennett sings with many artists. (CC) ) younger. (CC) News Hour (N) (CC) 16x9 (N) (CC) The Celebrity Apprentice “How Much Is That Celebrity in the Window?” The teams must The Firm “Chapter Ten” A woman accused News Final (N) (CC) Saturday Night Live [12] + design window displays. (N) (HD) (CC) of kidnapping a baby. (N) (HD) (CC) (N) (HD) (CC) Le Téléjournal Co- La Petite vie “Miss En direct de l’univers “Stéphan Bureau” Ici et maintenant Portrait documentaire de Dre Grey, leçons d’anatomie Meredith vit les Le Téléjournal Nou- Pour un soir seule- Au secours Infoman (SC) , [4] lombie-britannique Madame” (SC) Rencontre avec une personnalité connue. deux gens. (HD) (SC) conséquences de sa tromperie. (HD) velles. (N) (HD) ment Hope for Wildlife “A Bright Spot” Care, Mystery of the Bog Mummies Ancient bog Heartbeat “It’s All in the Game” Nick’s old Midsomer Murders “The Oblong Murders” Jones goes undercover. Canada: Over the Edge “Magdalene Is- Great Canadian Riv- ` cleaning and feeding the animals. (CC) mummies. (CC) flame turns up. (CC) (CC) lands” The Magdalen Islands. (CC) ers Skeena River. Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator Billy the Exterminator / (HD) (CC) (N) (HD) (CC) (N) (HD) (CC) “Roadkill” (N) (HD) (CC) (HD) (CC) (HD) (CC) (HD) (CC) (HD) (CC) (HD) (CC) (HD) (CC) “Roadkill” (HD) Million Dollar Con- Million Dollar Con- Leave It to Bryan Leave It to Bryan Property Virgins Property Virgins For Rent (HD) (CC) For Rent (HD) (CC) Holmes Inspection “Full of Surprises” The Million Dollar Con- Million Dollar Con- 0 tractor (HD) tractor (HD) “Reno Apocalypse” “Banished Bachelor” “Britney and Guthrie” “Runi and Thomas” pipes in the laundry room froze. (HD) tractor (HD) tractor (HD) Piers Morgan Tonight (HD) CNN Newsroom (N) (HD) Dr. Sanjay Gupta Reports: Big Hits, Broken Piers Morgan Tonight (HD) CNN Newsroom (N) (HD) Piers Morgan Tonight (HD) 1 Dreams Head injuries in youth sports. MuchMore Countdown Top 20 music videos of the week. (CC) Top 100 Big Tunes of the ’90s (CC) ››› Ocean’s Eleven (2001, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia. A suave ex-con as- Pop Up Video (CC) 2 sembles a team to rob a casino vault. (CC) Reba Reba is rushed Reba Barbra Jean’s Hammer & Chew: Employee of the Pick a Puppy “Best Pick a Puppy “Cute ››› Great Balls of Fire! (1989, Biography) Dennis Quaid, Winona Ryder, John Doe. The ››› Great Balls of Fire! (1989, Biography) 3 to the hospital. new figure. (CC) Lords of Junk Week “Mechanic” Show” and Compact” life and career of ’50s rock ’n’ roller Jerry Lee Lewis. Dennis Quaid, Winona Ryder, John Doe. 48 Hours: Hard Evidence “Body of Lies” The 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Cameras provide 48 Hours: Hard Evidence “Catch Her If You 48 Hours: Hard Evidence “Body of Lies” The 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Cameras provide Paid Program (HD) Paid Program (HD) 4 disappearance of a young mother. clues about a killer. (HD) (CC) Can” Interview with alleged con woman. disappearance of a young mother. clues about a killer. (HD) (CC) (CC) (CC) › What a Girl Wants ›› She’s the Man (2006, Romance-Comedy) Amanda Bynes, James Kirk, Channing Tatum. A student poses as ››› Hairspray (2007, Musical Comedy) John Travolta, Nikki Blonsky, Amanda Bynes. A Baltimore girl becomes ›› She’s the Man 5 (2003), Colin Firth her twin brother. an overnight celebrity. (2006), James Kirk Curling Tim Horton’s Brier, Semifinal. From Saskatoon Credit Union Centre. (N) (Live) (HD) (CC) SportsCentre (N) (Live) (HD) (CC) SportsCentre (HD) SportsCentre (N) (Live) (HD) (CC) SportsCentre (HD) (CC) 6 (CC) NLL Lacrosse Edmonton Rush at Calgary Roughnecks. (N) (Live) (HD) (CC) Premier League Skiing World Cup: Women’s Giant Slalom. Sportsnet Connected (N) (Live) (HD) (CC) Poker European Tour -- London. (HD) (CC) 7 World (CC) From Are, Sweden. (HD) (CC) Canada’s Greatest Know-It-All (HD) (CC) American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior Cast Gold Rush “Frozen Out” Hoffman’s struggle Canada’s Greatest Know-It-All (HD) (CC) Flying Wild Alaska “Cakes on a Plane” A MythBusters “Underwater Car” Car sub- 8 (DVS) members recount heated moments. (HD) to hit their goal. (HD) (DVS) skate park on Unk’s newly paved roads. merged in water. (HD) (CC) Rizzoli & Isles Killers target homicide head- The Firm “Chapter Four” Mitch defends a Possessing Piper Rose (2011, Drama) (HD) Rebecca Romijn, David Cubitt. Strange events ››› The Hangover (2009, Comedy) (HD) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis. 9 quarters. (HD) (CC) psychiatrist. (CC) plague a couple when they adopt a 3-year-old. (CC) Three pals must find a missing groom after a wild bash. (CC) Four Weddings Canada “Michelle, Valentina, Dance Moms “Return of the Candy Apples” Bubble Wrap Kids A mother who refuses to Project Runway All Stars “When I Get My Four Weddings Canada A circus or a wed- Girl Meets Gown Sisters Lindsay and Lauren : Jen, Danielle” Michelle’s cash bar. Cathy invites the mothers to a party. change her overprotective parenting. Dress in Lights” Using lighting technology. ding; vegetarian feast. pool their dress budgets. (HD) Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory ¡Q’Viva! The Chosen Jennifer and Marc discuss the journey. (N) (CC) Q13 FOX News at Washington’s Most Alcatraz “The Ames Bros.” Alcatraz’s most ; (HD) (CC) (HD) (CC) A time machine prop. (HD) (CC) Ten (N) (HD) Wanted (CC) violent brothers. (HD) (CC) ››› Catch Me if You Can (2002, Comedy-Drama) (HD) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken. Premiere. A teenage scam ››› A Fish Called Wanda (1988, Comedy) (HD) John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin ›› The Flintstones (1994, Comedy) (HD) < artist poses as a pilot, surgeon and lawyer. (CC) Kline. A crook’s girl flirts with a barrister for diamonds. (CC) John Goodman, Elizabeth Perkins. (CC) = ›› Mary Reilly (1996, Drama) Julia Roberts, John Malkovich, George Cole. (CC) ›› Army of Darkness (1992) Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz. ››› The Mummy (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah. (CC) The Mummy Returns ›› Walking Tall (2004) The Rock. A sheriff ›› Doom (2005, Science Fiction) (HD) The Rock, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike. Premiere. ›› Turistas (2006, Horror) (HD) Josh Duhamel, Melissa George, Olivia Wilde. Stranded Repo Games An old 1,000 Ways to Die A > and a deputy try to rid their town of thugs. Soldiers battle mutants at a research facility on Mars. travelers find danger in the Brazilian jungle. lady flirts with Josh. thief gets a wax job. ›› Planet 51 (2009, Comedy) Voices of ›› Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano, Denis Leary, Crash Canyon “The › Dude, Where’s My Car? (2000, Comedy) Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott, Kristy The Dating Guy Mark ? Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long. John Leguizamo. Animated. Sid adopts three dinosaur hatchlings. (CC) Wrath of Vaughn” Swanson. Two slackers are clueless after a night of heavy partying. (CC) steals a boat. (CC) Good Luck Charlie Really Me “Too Wizards of Waverly The Suite Life on Sonny With a Chance So Random! (HD) ›› Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off (2003) (HD) Taylor Ball. A teen ››› Whale Rider (2002, Drama) (HD) Keisha Castle-Hughes. A @ “Charlie Goes Viral” C.U.T.E.” (HD) Place (HD) Deck (HD) (HD) (CC) juggles a baseball game and a cooking contest. (CC) Maori girl defies her grandfather to train as a chief. (CC) Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008, Horror) Tad Hil- ›› Van Helsing (2004, Fantasy) Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh. A ›› Blade: Trinity (2004, Horror) Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Jessica Biel. Blade and Excused (N) (HD) Cheers (CC) A genbrinck, Angus Sutherland. monster-hunter battles creatures in Transylvania. a pair of vampire slayers battle Dracula. (CC) LOL :-) Comedy LOL :-) Comedy Comedy Now! “Rob Pue” Rob Pue. (CC) The Simpsons “Mo- The Simpsons “The Russell Peters: The Green Card Tour Live Corner Gas “Mail Corner Gas Lacey Kids in the Hall (CC) Comedy Inc. (CC) B sketches. (CC) sketches. (CC) (DVS) bile Homer” Seven-Beer Snitch” From the O2 Arena (CC) Fraud” starts running club. (DVS) ››› The Razor’s Edge (1946, Drama) Tyrone Power, Gene Tierney. ›› It’s a Big Country (1951, Drama) Ethel Barrymore, Gary Cooper, Van Johnson. Eight ››› The Happy Road (1957) Gene Kelly, Barbara Laage. A wid- ››› Sitting Pretty (1948) Robert Young. Mr. C An idealistic war veteran questions the meaning of life. episodes by seven directors portray U.S. citizens. (CC) owed American and a French divorcee find romance. (CC) Belvedere baby-sits a trio of bratty children. Restaurant: Impossible Owner, Marianne Iron Chef America “Flay vs. Christensen” Eat St. “Bacon Jam Eat St. Meatballs at Diners, Drive-Ins and Diners, Drive-Ins and Restaurant: Impossible Owner, Marianne Iron Chef America “Flay vs. Christensen” D takes out her stress on her staff in fear. Chef Christensen battles Bobby Flay. (CC) Bonanaza” (CC) Great Balls on Tires. Dives (HD) Dives (HD) takes out her stress on her staff in fear. Chef Christensen battles Bobby Flay. (CC) Python Hunters (HD) (CC) Mantracker A firefighter and photographer Python Hunters “Giants of Puerto Rico” The The Dudesons The Dudesons The Dudesons The Dudesons Paid Program Paid Program E hope to elude the Mantracker. (HD) team hunts snakes in Puerto Rico. Hairy Bikers “Hog Hairy Bikers “Big Museum Secrets A royal family is killed by Canadian Pickers “Sasquatch Country” Sil- The Pick, the Pawn & the Polish Reality-show stars unite. (HD) (CC) Canadian Restorers The Guild of Automo- F Wild” (HD) Shrimp” (HD) inbreeding. (HD) (CC) ver saddle; cedar-stripped canoes. (CC) tive Restorers. (HD) (CC) Being Human Hal needs to get a job. (HD) ›› 2012: Supernova (2009, Science Fiction) (HD) Brian Krause, Heather McComb. Pre- ›› Deep Impact (1998, Drama) (HD) Robert Duvall, Tea Leoni, Elijah Wood. Premiere. A large comet is on a colli- Merlin “A Herald of G (CC) miere. An astrophysicist plans to shield the Earth from radiation. (CC) sion course with Earth. (CC) the New Age” ››› Speed (1994, Action) (HD) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. A ››› Speed (1994, Action) (HD) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock. A transit bus is wired to explode ››› Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981, Action) (HD) Mel Gibson, Bruce Spence, Emil H transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph. (CC) if it drops below 50 mph. (CC) Minty. Loner lawman Mad Max fights bikers for wasteland gas. (CC) AMA Supercross Racing Daytona. From Daytona International AMA Supercross Racing Daytona. From Daytona International Speedway, Fla. (HD) Stuntbusters “Bul- Stuntbusters “Rip- Stuntbusters “Ulti- I Speedway, Fla. (N Same-day Tape) (HD) letproof Beater” ping Off the Roof” mate Flip” Cake Walk: Wedding Cake Edition A Paris The King of Queens The King of Queens The Drew Carey The Drew Carey 3rd Rock From the 3rd Rock From the Cake Walk: Wedding Cake Edition A Paris Instant Cash (CC) Instant Cash (CC) J inspired wedding cake. (CC) “Friender Bender” “No Retreat” Show (CC) Show “Salon” Sun (CC) Sun (CC) inspired wedding cake. (CC) Max & Ruby My Big Big Friend Franklin and Friends Toopy & Binoo Waybuloo Rolie Polie Olie (CC) Yo Gabba Gabba! Yo Gabba Gabba! Sesame Street (CC) (DVS) Chuggington “Koko Yo Gabba Gabba! K “Happy” (CC) “Friends” (CC) and the Tunnel” Safety; snowballs. Life With Boys (CC) Life With Boys (CC) Life With Boys Tess Life With Boys (CC) › The Pink Panther 2 (2009, Comedy) Steve Martin, Jean Reno, Alfred Molina. Clouseau Mr. Young Hair Life With Boys (CC) Splatalot “The Finger Splatalot “Shoved by L calls in Grandma. probes thefts of the world’s legendary treasures. (CC) growth formula. Dance” (CC) a Rainbow” (CC) College Basketball Big East Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Madison Square Garden Bellator Fighting Championships (CC) Games of the Night Score Now Sports The FSN Final Score The FSN Final Score M in New York. (N) (Live) (CC) (CC) news and highlights. (CC) (CC) ›› Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assis- MuchMusic Countdown Canada’s Music Video Countdown Show. (HD) (CC) ›› American Pie 2 (2001, Comedy) (HD) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Alyson Hanni- ›› American Pie Presents: Beta House N tant (2009) (HD) John C. Reilly. (CC) gan. Friends rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls. (CC) (2007, Comedy) John White, Steve Talley. CBC News: The Na- Mansbridge One on Nuclear Aftershock Nuclear power disaster CBC News: The Na- CBC News: At Is- CBC News: The Na- Mansbridge One on Nuclear Aftershock Nuclear power disaster CBC News: The Na- CBC News: At Is- Q tional (CC) One (CC) in North America. (CC) tional (CC) sue (CC) tional (N) (CC) One (CC) in North America. (CC) tional (CC) sue (CC) ∂ Des-Pardes Aikam Taur Punjab Di Lashkara WAQT - Toda Sadda Aaja Mara Des Beautiful Little Classics