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LSHS alhallaVolume 81, Issue 4 Australian invasion Exchangev students from Down Under heading for Lake Stevens There are 27 Australians due to en on a tour of Seattle, including photo art by Amelia Dickson Nate Shipe arrive in Lake Stevens on Jan. 9 for an Pike Place Market and the Se- News Editor 11-day stay with Lake Stevens hosts, attle Underground. They’ll also after spending the previous week in see the EMP (Experience Mu- “I wish I could do it again!” such exciting locales as Los Angeles, sic Project) on a different Senior Heidi Smith, who hosted Disneyland, and even a day in Ti- day. The exchange three Australians at one time two juana, according to band director and students will years ago, said her only regret was Aussie exchange program coordina- also visit the not being able to host any more. “It tor Mr. Neil Proff. “We usually have was amazing!” she said. Her favorite about 45, but we’re really short part of hosting exchange students? on hosts this year,” he said. “Their accents,” she said with a laugh. While about 50 Aus- “Everyone loves Australian accents.” tralians are coming More seriously, Smith said, “Their to Washington culture really comes to you. It’s amaz- this year, the rest ing!” are being hosted “I had three lovely girls,” she said. in Auburn due to our “I really loved having them.” lack of willing par- Junior Clara Kurtenbach, ticipants. who is hosting an Aussie this The whole For Smith particularly, though, year, had to agree. “[I’m] re- program is run Cascades and the Supermall, as well it paid off. “I did spend a month in ally excited. I like ex- through an organi- as going to a special basketball game, Australia, the summer after I hosted change students,” zation called Educa- where the pep band will play the Aus- them,” she said. She spent about a she said. “They tional World Travel. tralian national anthem as well as our week with each of the three students bring a lot of Proff has been run- own. she hosted. new ideas, ning the exchange Kurtenbach plans to go even be- “I really want this to become a big they re- program for five years, yond that. “We usually take [Aussies] event,” Proff said. “I hope we can get ally open since before he came to a Silvertips game, and maybe out to up to hosting 90 or more. In a school up the to Lake Stevens. His Whidbey Island,” she said. “We need of 1600, that’s not that many. People world to predecessor at a pre- to show them the sights of Seattle.” need to sign up!” you.” vious school started It isn’t all fun and games, howev- Smith and Kurtenbach both sup- it, and Proff just kept er. On days when the Aussies are due port that idea. “It’s really fun,” said it going from there. “I to stay with their hosts, the pairs go Kurtenbach. brought the tradition with everywhere together. So when Aussie time rolls around me,” he said. The Aussies “We need to show them our cul- next year, be sure to sign up and come from a different re- ture just as much as they show us host. You might end up with a trip gion every year. theirs. It’s a really big time invest- to Australia yourself. As Smith puts “Their itinerary is ment,” Smith said. “I had Jazz Band, it, “JUST DO IT!” packed,” Proff said. The they came to Jazz Band. I had swim Aussies will be tak- practice, they came to swim practice.” In this Issue:

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volume 81, issue 4 page 1 news LSHS december 19, 2008 valhalla Sometimes pain’s a good thing Shots every teen should get this winter Blaine Bowman not required for those eighteen and older, but that then you definitely should now, and if you got the doesn’t mean you shouldn’t make sure you’ve got- old version of the vaccine (MPSV4) three years or S t a f f R e p o r t e r ten it. more ago, then you should get the updated version The measles, mumps and rubella (MMR) shot (MCV4). Nobody likes getting shots. Ever since child- is also required for all students, and if you haven’t Mrs. Sheryl Aubol, chemistry teacher and moth- hood, there’s probably nothing worse than that ter- received it previously, you should get two shots over er of two teenage children, recently had to face these rifying doctor, coming towards your defenseless arm a period of four or more weeks. decisions herself. “I am definitely for vaccinating my with a needle full of pain. But, that doesn’t mean The varicella, or chicken pox vaccine, is also children. I leave it up to my doctor to make sure that you should let a little sting get in the way of recommended. Anyone who has had the disease is that they are on schedule, when they go in for check- staying healthy. immune, but since chicken pox becomes more deadly ups.” Her daughter, who is now in college, is in the It’s incredibly important that teens keep up to the older the victim is, the risks should be carefully middle of the series of HPV vaccines, and her son, date with their immunizations. Not only do immuni- weighed. a tenth grader, recently received his meningococcal zations keep you healthy, but they are important for Besides these five vaccines, there are also sev- update. the people around you: you don’t become a carrier eral shots that aren’t required, but that doesn’t mean Mrs. Shannon Porter, the school nurse, said that, of the disease. Especially in school situations, where you shouldn’t get them. “What [vaccines] everybody needs to get sometimes everyone is jammed in together breathing the same Number one on everybody’s list is the influenza isn’t needed for you at that time, and other times air for hours on end, vaccinations are one of the most (flu) vaccine, which is recommended for all people there are some things that may be more important important steps you can take to stay healthy this this year, not just those who are already compro- for you…Those are things for you to discuss with winter. mised by age or illness. Healthy people can be car- your doctor and with your parents, to figure out And, of course, students’ immunizations are re- riers for the virus, so it’s important that everybody where you fit in, and if you want to take that risk.” quired to stay up to date for the student to remain in develops some immunity to keep the whole commu- Local Flu Vaccine Locations school. The following vaccinations are the required nity healthy. Snohomish Health District ones, but you likely have already gotten them. How- All girls should also get the HPV vaccine, which 3020 Rucker Avenue Suite 108 ever, if you are concerned, you should consult your prevents several types of papilloma viruses that Everett, WA 98201 doctor, who can help you develop a program that’s could cause cervical cancer. There is some contro- (425) 339-5220 right for you. versy surrounding this vaccine, since these viruses Hepatitis B is a three-shot series given over four are typically spread sexually, but senior Madison Safeway Pharmacy *Shots Most Days - Call months or more, and is required for everyone cur- Coulthurst thinks the nature of the disease shouldn’t 1715 Broadway rently in the eleventh grade or under, and recom- preclude getting the vaccine. Everett, WA 98201 mended for current seniors. “I don’t think it encourages sexual activity—the (425) 339-9448 The tetanus, diphtheria and pertussis vaccine majority of people that take it just want to reduce comes in various forms, depending on the age of the the risk,” Coulthurst said. She got the shots recent- Safeway Pharmacy *Shots Most Days - Call person receiving it, and also comes in three doses. If ly, and while she remarked on how much they hurt, 11031 19th Ave S E you missed getting the shots when you were eleven she doesn’t regret the decision. Everett, WA 98208 or twelve years old, then you should get a booster. If you’re heading off to a dormitory next fall, (425) 337-0684 The polio vaccine is usually given as a child, and then you should also look into the meningococ- helps to prevent a potentially crippling disease. It is cal (meningitis) vaccine. If you didn’t get it before,

Infection protection How to stay flu-free during this year’s season Andrew McCrea The CDC website tells people sen to assist each other in forecasting ter. So to keep yourself clear of the what exactly is in the annual flu vac- what strains of the disease will flour- flu, wash your hands as often as situ- S t a f f R e p o r t e r cine. “Each year, the seasonal influenza ish in the upcoming months. These ations will allow. Nutrition allows a vaccine contains three influenza virus gatherings takes places in the late person’s immune system to stay at full Influenza, more commonly known strains – one influenza A (H3N2) virus, summer or early fall. strength. Vitamins C and D are vital as the flu, is one of the most conta- one influenza A (H1N1) virus, and one “There are many ways to not con- for a healthy immune system to oper- gious viruses to thrive in the Ameri- influenza B virus. The influenza virus tract the flu,” Lakewood School Dis- ate and protect properly. cas. The CDC calls it, “The most strains in the vaccine are selected each trict’s head nurse Ann McCrea says. At the high school level, being im- rapidly mutating virus in the United year based on [surveillance-based] “The biggest way to not catch it is to pervious to the flu is a definitely good States.” For those of you who don’t forecasts about what virus strains are wash your hand regularly and thor- thing. The average length of an influ- know what the CDC means by ‘mutat- most likely to cause illness in the com- oughly. The second big way is to get enza contraction is about nine days. ing’, they mean that two flu viruses are ing season. Therefore, each year’s vac- a flu shot annually, if your physician Sophomore Jacob Jamerson caught the never the same, not that the viruses cine is designed to protect against the recommends it. Other key ways to flu in middle school. “I missed a full are in any way like the teenage mutant influenza viruses expected to cause avoid the flu are to get plenty of rest, week or so,” said Jamerson. “Making ninja turtles. Because it mutates so of- disease during that influenza season.” and have a proper nutrition.” up the work was a hassle. But thank- ten, it makes vaccines for the flu only Scientists who specialize in disease Like most microscopic organisms, fully I was at Home-Link at the time, effective on an average of 70% of the prevention, study, and control are cho- influenza is killed by soap and hot wa- so my mom was able to pick up most time in adults (CDC.gov). In situations of the work that I missed.” like last year’s, the predicted strains With that kind of an absence in did not show up until some months high school, one’s grade wouldn’t be after another strain wreaked havoc; in very good shape. That’s almost as a result, the vaccine that was mass two whole school weeks. With two produced was only around 50% effec- more absences, credit retrieval would tive in adults. The CDC’s explana- be mandatory. With jobs, sports, and tion for the issue was understandable: community service appointments, los- “Experts must pick which viruses to ing after school hours and weekends include in the vaccine many months will have done more than just stressed in advance in order for vaccine to be you out to make it easier to catch the produced and delivered on time.” This flu again; it will have held you back is what occurred last year. academically.

vaccines are an important method for keeping healthy photo by Josh Brubaker page 2 volume 81, issue 4 LSHS news valhalla december 19, 2008 Predators in Lake Stevens Students worry about the presence of sex offenders in their neighborhoods an employee at the Department of Cor- just stared at the house all the time,” said themselves safe, without having to barri- Kaila Alford rections. Moore. “[After a while] we kind of just cade themselves in their homes or disrupt Staff Reporter The most recent offender to take up forgot about him.” their daily routine. The answer, luckily, is residency in Lake Stevens has moved into Although to some, the restrictions simple: be smart. Lake Stevens, in all of its scenic beau- the 10100 block of 5th PL SE. Just last regarding sex offenders seem insufficient “I bring my cell phone with me ev- ty, offers a safe place for families to raise month, a meeting took place at Lake Ste- to keep families safe, the laws still provide erywhere, and I always try to walk with children and enjoy the upsides of subur- vens Middle School regarding the Level II the community with valuable informa- someone,” said Straume. ban living. Unfortunately, one thing that’s offender. Despite the seriousness of the is- tion. All government-funded sheriff de- Although sophomore Tanner King become common in our community, and in sue, the meeting had a low attendance. partments in Washington must distribute isn’t aware of any offenders living near communities across the nation, is the pres- As of Oct. 1 of this year, 19 regis- flyers to places like schools and day-cares him, he also said he would take precau- ence of sex offenders, men and women tered sex offenders were currently living with information concerning the offender. tions. who have been convicted of crimes of a in Lake Stevens. 11 offenders resided in Information and a current picture of the “I would be more cautious of who sexual nature, sometimes towards chil- Granite Falls, and a staggering 65 offend- offender can also be found online. was around me,” said King.Though sex of- dren. The fact that these criminals can ers living in Marysville. As of Sept. 23, “Go to your community meetings and fenders often cause unease in a communi- live just a few doors down from anyone, over 644,000 sex offenders are living in find out who these offenders [are], and ty, it’s no reason to harass a citizen that is even within walking distance of schools the United States, with 20,000 of them get the information from your sheriff ’s de- known to be an offender. The information and playgrounds, has put many students living in Washington State alone. partment,” said Polson. provided on the state’s website is meant on edge. Senior Bailey Moore and her fam- With possible threats to their safety to be used to educate the public and make “I think they should be put in their ily live close to a registered sex offender. residing in their very own neighborhoods, them aware, not to cause problems be- own separate place,” said junior Catherine “When we first found out we kind of some students wonder how they can keep tween convicted criminals and community Straume. Catherine lives near the Boys & members.“Being notified that an offender Girls Club, which is just a few short blocks is moving in is a privilege,” said Polson. from the home of a convicted Level III of- “If we as a community go after these fender. offenders and threaten or try to scare Sex offenders are rated on levels that them out of our neighborhoods, we could help community members identify the po- lose that privilege.” tential danger surrounding the offender. The most important thing young peo- What level the offender is depends on the ple should realize is that, even though they nature and severity of the crime, how long may be familiar with Lake Stevens, they they were imprisoned, whether or not they aren’t familiar with everyone who lives completed treatment programs, and the here. It’s important to refrain from walk- likelihood that they’ll re-offend. A Level ing alone and always keep your cell phone III offender is considered the biggest risk on you if you have to walk somewhere. It’s to the public, while Level II and Level I of- also vital that you’re aware of your sur- fenders are less likely to commit a sexual roundings and that you can easily spot po- crime again. tential dangers.“I understand being upset “Community Corrections Officers about someone like this moving into our monitor sex offenders closely, and they neighborhoods,” said Polson. “But I can have pretty tight rules they have to follow, honestly say I would rather them living but it’s also the community that can help next door to me than out on the streets by just being aware,” said Dianna Polson, many sex offenders live within walking distance of playgrounds and children’s areas where it’s harder to monitor them.” photo by Catherine Straume Drug testing policy: a step in the right direction drug using student, Ashley was put in an awkward testing them is a waste of time and resources.” It is Beau Castillo situation with her family and the school. “[I was told a safe assumption that hard working, goal-oriented Opinion Editor that] needed to talk to a doctor about what ‘drug’ athletes and extra-curricular activity members will I was taking, this was a doctor that the school had support being able to choose whether or not to par- It was a topic of heated debate last year: is it association with, and then I would have to stop do- ticipate in drug testing. right to randomly test students for drugs without ing sports, stop my affiliation with FFA, and I would With drug testing now being a choice rather reasonable suspicion? Students and administrators have to get into a program to get ‘clean’.” While than a mandated rule, it is possible that this avail- went back and forth on the topic, attempting to mistakes like this are not common situations, it was able alternative will ultimately defeat the purpose of settle this argument. In the midst of this conflict, inevitable that this new policy strive to ensure this weeding out who is involved with drugs. the policy was left in place. While the procedure did does not happen again. To reduce the chances of “Most people are opting in anyways,” Winkler shine a light at the end of the tunnel with the suc- situations similar to Ashley’s from occurring, the said. For students who opt out of the drug testing cess it had, the light was blocked with mistakes that, new drug testing policy incorporates some precau- policy, a meeting will be held with the student and come this year, were crucial to address. tions to reduce the potential for error. “Sometimes parents to allow the school to explain their position “Students have the choice at the very beginning kids are taking medication, and they reveal that be- and express the importance of the drug testing poli- to either opt in, or opt out,” vice principal Mr. John fore hand, and so we know that before going into it,” cy. Overall, the new policy has proven to be a success Winkler said about the changes made to the drug Winkler said. With this precaution, students are less over the course of this year. testing policy this year. According to the policy, stu- likely to receive faulty results. For many people, simply changing the way the dents are presented with the option to either sign a Who does this policy extend to directly? “Any- procedure is conducted doesn’t solve the issue. “I contract that allows them to be tested for drug use, thing that is recognized by WIAA (Washington In- think that the drug testing should not be random or not to be. Ultimately, the decision to be tested lies terscholastic Activities Association) as an activity or but mandatory and not just by people in extra-cur- in the hands of the students’ parents; however, this athletics, those people fall under the same category ricular activities but by all,” Wolcott said. “I also option presents students uncomfortable with drug [of needing to be tested],” Winkler said. Gener- think that the drug testing program should extend testing an alternative solution. “From what I see, it ally, this refers to student athletes, band and choir to all staff; teachers, coaches, administrators, even appears that if a student for any reason feels as if members, etc. It is a feeling amongst most students the principal.” By introducing a mandatory drug they do not want to be drug tested, then now they involved with sports and activities that the policy in testing policy to everybody, Wolcott believes that can easily do so,” sophomore Darin Nettleton said. place last year, which allowed random drug testing, the proclaimed drug issue at the school could be When Ashley Wolcott, a LSHS graduate, was was in violation of their rights. fixed. “Even though what I went through was an ab- randomly drug tested last year, a positive test re- “I have heard a lot less testing coming from peo- solute pain in the behind I would go through it all sult left everyone, including herself, in dismay. “I ple who anybody knows will not be positive, such again if I knew that people who were actually taking had a drug in my system and it detected it. Being as kids in band or on the cross country team,” Net- drugs were getting tested as well and were getting a medical student now I understand how accurate tleton said. “I know these are stereotypes that can the help they need,” Wolcott said. “Opting out is not UA tests are. The problem however is that the ‘drug’ be proven wrong, but for the greater, way greater, the right way to do it.” was from poppy seeds,” Wolcott said. Being a non- majority, these groups will not be doing drugs, and volume 81, issue 4 page 3 news LSHS december 19, 2008 valhalla Interstate initiatives Controversy follows I-1000, I-985 &Prop-8 Emily Garvin fuzzy, is like the Death with Dignity ered from the surgery. “Proposition 8 is NOT an attack Act voted on in Oregon. It enables pa- “He had told us even before the on gay couples and does not take away Managing Editor tients to obtain a lethal dose of drugs clot developed that he was tired and in the rights that same-sex couples al- Even if you weren’t over eigh- if they have less than six months to pain and was done. He even quit tak- ready have under California’s domes- teen or in a CAI class when Novem- live, if they have a terminal illness ing his medication for a while,” she tic partner law. California law already ber 4 passed us by, plenty of students that doesn’t include mental instabil- said. “Rejecting I-1000 is to deny the grants domestic partners all the rights seemed to be educated and aware of ity, and plenty of other requirements. patient the right to make the decision that a state can grant to a married cou- the possible laws being voted on in Opponents of this initiative, now soon at all.” ple. Gays have a right to their private this past election. Maybe it was Barack to be a law, say that these checks are A more minor issue this voting sea- lives, but not to change the definition Obama’s celebrity, or that the laws hardly ever enforced, leading to people son was I-985, a traffic law that would of marriage for everyone else,” says were especially controversial this year, taking advantage of a law that’s there have opened the carpool lanes during the Protect Marriage website. This but either way it got people talking. for people that don’t want to slowly, peak hours, and would have redirected website is the biggest opponent of I-1000 drew a line through our and sometimes painfully, die with none transportation dollars to other, more same sex marriage being outlined in campus, and was heavily debated of their dignity left. “important” projects. the California Constitution, and they among students, most specifically Mr. US History, Global Studies, and “It is stupid idea. Excuse the blunt supported Prop-8. Michael Hodgins’ Honors CAI class. CAI teacher Mr. Jason Billingsley has language. But, I-985 goes against But what about all the couples, Senior Francis Tosti, who is also a first quite a different opinion on the matter, common sense. It redefines rush hour about a thousand of them, which had time voter, was arguing in support of and for good reason. to exclude times when traffic is still legal marriages for six months and are the law, but has recently had a change “My stepmom suffered with can- heavy,” says Dontigney. now out of luck? of heart. cer for a year, and could’ve really used Though it wasn’t voted on in “It’s unfortunate. It just really “I really like the idea, but it’s I-1000,” he said. “It’s a hard thing to Washington, Proposition-8 also gained sucks actually,” Billingsley said after worded very strange. There are lots say that you can end your own life. If some attention. This law, which passed pondering it for a while. Many people of loopholes that need to be fixed,” someone doesn’t experience it first- in California, reversed the measure seem to forget about all these people, she said. She researched it heavily for hand, they have a harder time under- made six months ago to legalize gay who were hardly out of the newly- class, and after reading more into it, standing it. Before that [experience], marriage, Proposition 22. It is now wed stage when their marriages were she realized that it wouldn’t work. I was against it.” against the constitution of California ripped out from under them. It’s dif- “There are so many cases [in Or- Junior McKenzie Dontigney to marry someone of the same sex. ficult to say what the future will bring egon, where the law has been in effect also had a personal experience with “The constitution claims that ev- for these couples, and the gay commu- for ten years] where the insurance I-1000. eryone has equal rights, so taking away nity as a whole around the country. company will pay for the lethal drugs, “My grandfather was a strong man anyone’s rights is unconstitutional,” So how will these laws affect us in but not the rest of the treatment,” physically and in his beliefs. I wish he Billingsley said bluntly. the future? Tosti said. She also worries that peo- would have had the opportunity to end “Gay people pay taxes, vote, and “I bet people really don’t notice ple who are simply depressed will take his life on his own terms, rather than go to work like every one else; thus, it at all,” Billingsley said. “The first advantage of this law and legally off having to surrender to his condition,” they deserve the right to marriage like couple [times] it will probably be a themselves. She talks of doctor shop- Dontigney said, after recounting the everyone else,” Dontigney said. newsworthy story, but after that you ping, lying, cheating the system, and traumatic experience. Her grandfather However, there are many people probably won’t hear a lot.” letting things slip. had a blood clot in his leg and it had to who want to protect marriage and say I-1000, in case anyone is still a bit be amputated, though he never recov- that you should vote yes on Prop-8.

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Help Timmy find his way through the Outback to the heater volume 81, issue 4 page 5 opinion LSHS december 19, 2008 valhalla How much time is there to serve my community? America desperately needs. Every student could be beneficial to the community are shouldn’t be obligated in the first place. should be able to get their hands dirty and buried under paper work and district bu- Leave it to those who are truly dedicated involve themselves with the community reaucracy. to serve their community. That’s why nu- and I respect that. Students are always commenting to merous organizations and universities But is that something that should be other classmates and teachers that they still offer scholarships, grants, and awards to forced? Well, I can’t exactly say it’s forced. have hours to complete. It’s a race against those who go above and beyond in their Brian Toews I mean, you have to complete community time to get all your community service services. service in order to graduate and that’s a verification forms signed and turned in by I can understand what the school Staff Reporter choice you make: you either do or don’t. graduation. Filling out these forms and board is trying to accomplish by admin- But I think there’s a flaw in the way the verifying your hours is tedious and both- istrating community service. It’s a noble If you didn’t know that you had to school administers this. ersome. This shouldn’t be something mea- cause and I admire it but in the end, mak- complete sixty hours of community hours Community service is voluntary, sured by hours on a sheet of paper; that ing it a graduation requirement defeats by the time you graduate, then you are ei- meaning that it’s the student’s choice to isn’t the point of helping your community. the whole concept of bettering the com- ther living in a cave or your Viking period involve him or herself in the first place. The moment a student at the school says: munity and molding yourself into a good advisor isn’t doing a good enough job of Students shouldn’t be required to announce “Oh boy, I have to complete my community citizen. Participating in certain communal advising you. I have to give it to them, our letters to half-awake senior citizens at a service!” they’ve lost what it means to pro- activities is horribly downplayed by paper school’s staff does a great job of inform- rousing bingo night, or plant a slew of vide soup at a community supper or mend work and time crunches. By completing ing students about community service op- azaleas bushes at the local park, or even a dog’s broken leg at an animal shelter or the sixty hours we need to graduate, we portunities in the area and I applaud them clean up pet waste off the sidewalk as a be an announcer at a bingo night, or clean no longer serve the community; we only for that. Community service is a great way means of cleaning up the roads and pav- pet waste off the sidewalk. serve ourselves in order to graduate. That to show your support for the area you live ing the way for a better tomorrow! Does I don’t blame students who throw a is essentially, selfish, not selfless. in by aiding others and giving back in doing any of the above serve the commu- fit about serving their community. I can other ways. I think this builds a better and nity and mold you into a better citizen? It see why they look at community service stronger unified community, something could, but those voluntary activities that as a monotonous process because they The choice is yours...... or is it? Straight-edge shouldn’t mean Keep friends away from drugs; narrow minded with derision. Again, while it was never actu- it’s your job ally said, it almost seemed like she was belit- Blaine Bowman tling my neutral position, even though I was already drug and alcohol free. In her eyes, I Heather Zebroski and practice how to say ‘no’. That Staff Reporter was either a good child or an addict. The whole stuff ’s really important.” I’ve always considered myself to be experience left a bad taste in my mouth—if I Staff Reporter I also feel that the school has straight-edge. It was a hard decision to make, was so frustrated, even as someone who was Kids at the high school age are failed in its job to keep kids aware in a school filled with temptations, but I chose already following the ideals she was promot- most likely to fall under peer pres- of how to make decisions. In middle not to involve myself with drugs and alco- ing, what would it be like walking up to that sure, but who said peer pressure school you learn how to “Say No” hol, and I have stuck to that decision. It was table as someone who was still undecided? It a personal choice, and one that everyone needs felt like standing outside an exclusive club, not is all bad? Can’t a non-user try to and “Just Walk Away,” but you nor- to make for themselves. And while I may not an organization meant to help others. persuade a drug user to end their mally aren’t introduced to drugs th agree with the choices of some of my friends, And for all the fuss the lady at the table habits? You can and you should. It in 6 grade. The school system it does not mean that they don’t have the right put upon that pledge, all the pressure she put could be what saves your friend’s has stopped practicing scenarios to make that decision. Or that I’m going to on me to sign it, what use did it really have? If life. about how to get out of pressured hold their decision against them. In the midst someone offered me a shot of whisky, I would Mr. Steve Pitkin, Student As- decisions. They taught us what we of an issue that has polarized people all over not think about how someone made me write sistance Specialist, says that what need to know way too early in life. the country, I like to think that this mindset down my email address for Ryan’s Solution. I family and friends have to say is im- By the time we needed that infor- puts me in the middle. would not be thinking about that gold card in portant to how students feel about mation, we have forgotten it. But, apparently, I’m unique in that re- my wallet. I might consider about what people certain subjects. “Those two close Most kids at the high school spect. I actually trust had told me: friends, parents, circles [family and friends] have don’t do drugs; however, statistics While it has never been stated outright, teachers. But in the end, my decision would be the greatest influence on attitudes, say that kids think lots of students there seems to be so much hidden resentment mine, for better or worse. And a pledge, espe- behaviors, and decision makings in do them. If your friend already has between those who drink, smoke and/or do cially one like that, would not play any role in anyone’s life,” Pitkin said. a substance abuse problem, your drugs and those who don’t. And while I may that choice. influence upon them had failed. curse some of my friends, lying awake in bed An old friend of mine recently made that If you really care for your worrying about them, the condescending at- decision for herself. She drinks and smokes at friend, you need to constantly re- And as their friend, you still have titude anti-drug advocates hold is oftentimes parties, something that I usually end up hear- mind them about the consequences a responsibility to help. Don’t keep just as frustrating. ing about the day after. There was the time of drugs, help them make up ex- dangerous secrets that, if revealed, For example, I volunteered at curriculum she woke up cuddling (with clothes on) with a cuses to leave parties they don’t could save your friend’s life. If night as a guide for the parents, and during one guy she didn’t know, a close call with a cop, car feel comfortable at, set boundaries, your friend tells you he/she has a of the breaks I wandered down to the cafeteria rides, puking, theft. I’ve told her that I don’t offer alternatives, be truthful and problem, but says to keep it a se- to look for some warmth. Ryan’s Solution had think that it’s safe, that this isn’t like her, and tell them your opinion. cret, speak up and get them the a booth there, and curious, I made the mistake many of her other friends have repeated this But be careful; if you get de- help they need. of asking about their program. All I wanted message. But, it’s her choice to make, and I manding, your influence may affect In reality, your opinion DOES was some information, but instead I was treat- respect that, knowing that nothing I ever say them negatively. “People don’t like matter! It could be so important and ed to an extended lecture, and pressured to could change that. All I can do is offer my help, to be told what to do, not [to] be you don’t even know it. Don’t hold and a sober ride home if she ever needs one. sign their pledge to keep clean. Which wasn’t judged, [but] to be treated with a it in. If you know someone with a even all that official—it was simply a legal pad, While drug use and underage drinking close mind and not be labeled, but substance abuse problem, you need with some nonsense written at the top, a list are wrong, are they really any more deplor- to talk to them and use your influ- of names and email addresses printed under it. able than condescendingly looking down upon I do agree that friends have a huge When I told her that I was already straight- those who do use? Neither side is right. We influence on each other,” Pitkin ence to tell them to not continue edge, she wouldn’t let me leave until I agreed need to live and let live. And if we wish to said. “[Friends] ought to step up to use drugs. If this doesn’t work, to sign it. I respectfully told her that I didn’t make a difference, we can do it by offering sup- and have some guts to use their then don’t hold back in telling Mr. really want to join, since I thought abstaining port and the information needed to make an influence on each other and chal- Pitkin or another trusted adult. was a personal decision. educated decision. Not by alienating people lenge their friends to tell the truth, One chat is all it takes. I tried to explain my decision to not take just like us—save for a single choice. set boundaries with each other sides to the lady at the booth, and was only met page 6 volume 81, issue 4 LSHS opinion valhalla december 19, 2008 Teenagers are too quick to be diagnosed with ADD

turely, or were not completely or properly evaluated or ADHD without actually having either disorder. by their physician. The result is doctors handing out Making a few simple lifestyle changes before you Ritalin to teenagers like they’re Starbursts on Hal- rush to your doctor could lessen these symptoms. loween. The most obvious of these changes is sleep. When a doctor is looking for the symptoms of Health teachers and mommies the world over have Kaila Alford ADD or ADHD in a patient, they first look for what been pounding the 8-10 hour time frame into our are called primary symptoms; the symptoms that heads forever, but according to the National Sleep Staff Reporter characterize the disorder. Distractibility, restless- Foundation, only 20% of teenagers get the recom- During my freshman year, I endured an entire ness, and hyperactivity are the primary symptoms mended amount of sleep each night. Catching an semester of Physical Science with the most annoy- of ADD. There are also secondary symptoms, un- extra hour or two of Z’s will keep you feeling alert, ing kid on earth, whom I’ll just refer to as “Mike.” derlying symptoms of the disorder that may not energetic, and not so fidgety. I guarantee it’s go- Every day Mike would be in and out of his seat. For occur with every person with ADD/ADHD. These ing to be a lot easier to pay attention in class when everything the teacher would say, Mike would re- include violent behavior, depression, impaired rela- you’re not thinking about curling up in corner and ply with an idiotic response. When I finally asked tionships, and drug and alcohol abuse. This wide ar- hibernating for the rest of the winter. him how many times he had been dropped on his ray of symptoms just so happen to be symptoms of Another big factor that has contributed to our head as a child, he said, “Dude I can’t help it, I have neurological disorders like depression and Bi-Polar generation’s anxiousness is probably our constant ADHD.” disorder. Such similar symptoms could possibly pre- need for caffeine. Rock Star, Monster, Red Bull, all Yeah, I had definitely heard that one before, vent teenagers from receiving the help they really of these cause sudden energy boosts that can make and I’m pretty sure you have too. So what can be need. you fidgety and hyper, then cause a crash that makes the cause of the overwhelmingly large amount of And have any of these MDs taken into consid- you feel like you just ran a 15k marathon. My sug- students who claim they have ADD/ADHD? Are eration that their teenage patient might be using gestion, as well as any health professionals you’ll some of your rowdy classmates using the legitimate some type of drug, perhaps of the illegal variety? find, is to drink that crap-in-a-can in moderation. behavioral disorder as another lame excuse for their It’s pointless to prescribe a kid Adderall when he You’ll notice a major difference in how well you can immaturity? While I hope this isn’t the case, I fear or she smokes weed on a regular basis. Of course function once you’re not bouncing off the walls. that the real reason why so many teens have ADD/ they’re not going to be able to pay attention! All The bottom line is this: evaluate your current ADHD is that doctors are too quick to diagnose the they can think about is finding someone with Visine lifestyle for reasons as to why you’re restless or can’t disorder, not taking into account the patient’s life- and how much they’re craving Taco Bell. Doctors pay attention. Change your daily routine to improve style, habits, and other possible disorders. need to look into their patient’s daily routines before your life. If you find that you’re still struggling, see Granted, there are students who truly have ADD diagnosing them with anything. your doctor. Once there, be completely open and hon- or ADHD and are on medication. There are also a You may not have realized it, but there are rea- est. In the meantime, don’t let your medicine cabinet number of teens who have been diagnosed prema- sons why you could have the symptoms of ADD grow to look like the pharmacy at Walgreens. A Christmas Winter Break Pesky puddles may seem trivial to many, it seems like a logical way to foresee and prevent any dis- One would think the students pute between upset families or students. here would have gotten used to Indeed, there is no reason why we as the rain, yet somehow every driz- students can’t simply accept an alternative zle, downpour, mist, and sprinkle name. Why not simply apply the name seems to be met with the same Ryan Rincon “Holiday Break”? Most of us take the expressions of pain. The students Caleb Schwarzmiller Staff Reporter break to celebrate holidays, including the shriek and cover their heads, flee- Staff Reporter That time of year is approaching New Year, in addition to a religious one, ing the precipitation in dismay. This mighty ferry Pokémon again; it’s the time of year when students do we not? Better yet, why not sure the Somehow they remain unwilling would happily take you anywhere have just returned from a satisfactory four- name “Winter Break”? Can anyone deny to accept the fact that it will rain on the atlas. It is a large water/ day break for Thanksgiving, and they now that we do take this two-week vacation in everyday until May. But what if ice type with a resemblance to a look forward to an inevitable two-week the middle of winter, much the same way it’s not actually the rain that di- plesiosaurus and sports a rather break at the end of December (and begin- or time we take spring break or summer rectly causes this ongoing dis- heavy shell. It is known for its ning of January). vacation? Sure, no holidays are especially play? I personally do not believe kindly manner and its exceptional For years, this holiday break has been recognized during these breaks, except it is entirely the rain that should intelligence. The shell is adorned affectionately called “Christmas Break” perhaps Independence Day at the begin- bear the shame; I believe it is pud- with large blunt spikes that make or “Christmas Vacation”. However, as the ning of July. dles that should carry the blame. excellent seats and large dark years have been passing, it has become So while I’m not avidly for or against Nobody likes puddles, mud or spots help add distinction. Un- increasingly less acceptable in the school the decision to alter the Christmas affilia- water. They are dirty, cold, wet, fortunately, this Pokémon has be- system to use the name of (arguably) the tion with a winter vacation, I feel that the annoying, and their presence in come increasingly rare as it’s been most commonly celebrated holiday in the decision was made with quality intentions the pathways leave students ut- so nearly hunted to extinction. world in the break’s title. This has been in mind; not to deprive anyone of anything terly befuddled. Worse yet, those To effectively employ the met with an alarming amount of contro- they are otherwise familiar with, but to in- students that have the incredible Lapras puddle avoidance tech- versy, as many people are unwilling to give clude everyone in a way that offends the misfortune of actually stepping nique, you need simply throw the up the name they’ve known for so long. least amount of people possible. In order in one of the puddles of misery poke-ball containing the Lapras What’s surprising about this is that to adopt this thinking of the path of least will be forced to spend the rest of into the puddle sending out the the students aren’t forced to censor them- resistance, I refer to this popular time of the day in agonizing discomfort Pokémon to carry you across. selves with an alternative name for their the year as our Winter Break. I can also as their socks slowly slide down Then you need only climb on its favorite holiday break. The faculty mem- point out that I’m not especially religious their ankles and ball up around back and let it carry you without bers at school, rather, are the ones who with my Christmas affiliation; my family their toes. The dark dampness of any loss! This means of transport have to watch their tongues, lest they of- merely celebrates it as part of the tradition the shoe will probably lead to ath- has even been awarded some ce- fend anyone who does not celebrate the of coming together and showing gener- lete’s foot which just itches and lebrity endorsements, the most same holiday they (the staff) do. This rule osity and closeness that can otherwise be grows. Then there is always that notable being Ash. He reportedly was clearly enforced in order to keep a rare in the trials of a hectic year. When it horrible wet-sock smell forcing spoke at a press conference where sense of fair representation to those who gets right down to it, shouldn’t the break you to choke as it assaults your he claimed that puddle naviga- may celebrate other holidays, such as Ha- ultimately be about enjoying yourself in nose. But how do we escape the tion by means of Lapras was, “So nukkah, Kwanza, any other holiday, or just whichever way you choose, regardless of wretched foes? cash.” don’t choose to celebrate at all. While this what it’s called? Lapras. volume 81, issue 4 page 7 opinion LSHS december 19 , 2008 valhalla Baggy pants on parade why anyone in their right mind would Wrigg said. “It’s kind of funny how pants were not meant to look as if mirror a fashion trend to something a they have to waddle around, and keep they could swallow the wearer whole; convicted felon would be seen wear- their hands in their pockets to keep in fact, a number of government big ing. Whether or not this story is their pants from falling.” shots seem to agree with me. Recently, true, the trend of letting your pants One can make the conflicting ar- Louisiana proposed a law that would Beau Castillo sag below the waist is absurd. Not to gument that baggy pants are a way fine anybody 500 dollars if they Opinion Editor mention that if it wasn’t for their col- of expressing their individuality. dressed in baggy pants. True, this It is inevitable that over the course orful, cartoon character-adorned box- My question is, exactly how are you proposal is slightly unconstitutional of your high school experience, you ers, these ‘trend setters’ would be put expressing your individuality when and will likely fail; however, the idea have been influenced by fashion trends. behind bars themselves for indecent everyone else is following the same that a government would attempt to Whether it be laughing at them, fabri- exposure. insane tired trend? Unless the form ban a style makes a strong statement. cating biased stereotypes because of It seems that freedom of expres- of expression is presenting everyone Call me a prude, but pants were them, or conforming to them, you have sion—that is, freedom of parading with an unsightly full moon, I find in- meant to cover the body from the witnessed the effects in one way or an- your new Joe boxers—is being pushed dividuality absent. I’m not in any way waist down. This purpose is defeated other. In one of the most recent fash- to new limits as baggy pants becomes a dissuading being creative, but there is a when half, if not more, of your under- ion crazes, baggy pants, I am one of growing trend at high schools around difference between making a statement wear is display for all of us to see. Do those who murmur under my breath the nation. Correct me if I am wrong, and making heads turn in disgust. I’m the student body, and me, a favor and how ludicrous they are. but isn’t the waist band designed for impressed that students are confident buy a belt, use a rope, perhaps some Baggy pants were introduced in the waist, not the thighs? “I don’t have enough to flaunt their underwear, but shoe string, or even tape your pants to the early 90’s. There is some debate a problem with guys wearing baggy it is a mutual feeling amongst most your waist. Anything to cover up the over the topic, but baggy pants are pants, but when they wear them lower that the only underwear anyone wants ol’ drawers. believed to have originated from the than their freaking boxers, I see more to see is their own. Big House. Naturally, I am baffled than I would like to,” senior Russell I am not alone with this ideal that Wands are better than fangs for Edward, the Twilight series is NOT some violence, but the author (Stepha- light. Therefore, the problem with the new Harry Potter. Many people nie Meyer) seems to be afraid of any Voldemort seems to be much more probably relate the Harry Potter books real fight scenes. In Breaking Dawn, problematic. to the Twilight books because they the last book of the series, Meyer I personally love the Harry Pot- both contain magic (kind of—but only “cleverly” writes her way out of a be- ter books because of the continuous if you think that vampires are magic). all-end-all fight scene. It’s no wonder twists and turns. The story draws the Amelia Dickson But that’s where the similarities end. that most boys don’t bother with the reader in so much, that I personally felt Design Editor The Harry Potter books will al- series, as it focuses mainly on emo- betrayed when Snape killed Dumble- ways be superior to the Twilight books tional drama and a cheesy, lovey-dovey dore. I cried when Dobby died, as I We all know who Harry Potter is: because of their overall appeal. Har- story line. felt like he was my friend. And, I felt lightning scar, black hair, glasses, wiz- ry Potter deals with many issues that The Harry Potter books are bril- relieved when Voldemort was finally ard. But who is Edward Cullen? Cul- concern people of all ages and gen- liant because they have a problem that stopped. len, as it turns out, is the hero vampire ders. The series begins when Harry is continues from the first page of the With the Twilight series, although in the Twilight series. Unfortunately 11 years old and ends when he is 17. first book to the last page of the last I greatly enjoyed the books, I was nev- Harry participates in sports (pleasing book, impacting every character. That er completely emotionally invested in the males) and eventually falls in love problem is Voldemort (or, “You Know them. Of course I cared about Bella valhalla (pleasing the females). There is also a Who” for you cowards). But for the and her relationship with Edward, staff large amount of mystery in the books, Twilight series, the biggest problem but I didn’t feel like I would be hurt if which pleases everyone. was “will Edward always love me???” he left her. The Twilight books never Editorial Board Katie Van Dyke Twilight, on the other hand, only Granted, finding true love can be a latched onto me like the Harry Potter Editor in Chief appeals to teenage girls. The story problem (especially at the age of 17), books did. Amelia Dickson is centered on a teenage girl (Bella but Voldemort encompasses all of the So, while the Twilight books are Design Editor Emily Garvin Swan) who falls in love with a vampire characters in Harry Potter, while true entertaining, they will NEVER be the Managing Editor (Edward Cullen). Sure, the books have love only troubles only Bella in Twi- next Harry Potter books. 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page 8 volume 81, issue 4 LSHS features valhalla december 19, 2008 Slow down and speak up Nikole Harris A&E Editor “They drive fast and they’re inex- perienced,” said traffic safety instruc- tor Mr. Rodger Anderson. These are what Anderson believes to be common misconceptions about the teenagers of today. While he doesn’t necessar- ily agree with these stereotypes, An- derson does feel that there are a select group of teenagers who give the bad reputation to all people under the age of twenty. “Sportier cars do things over and over again,” Anderson said. Even sophomore Madisen Wegner, a former student of Mr. Anderson’s, sophomore Madisen Wagner suffers a bad reputation as a teen driver photo by Emma Derus agrees that “there are a few reckless of drivers associated with fatal crash- monly focused on? “When [teenag- the back seat, and crashing into tennis teen drivers.” es (according to the Rocky Mountain ers] do things wrong, it’s a lot more courts. But is this every teenage driv- However, if people ages 15-20 Insurance Information Association), visible [than adults]. [Adults] don’t er, or just a select few? While studies years old only account for about 13% then why are they the ones so com- screech their tires out like kids do,” show that 56% of young drivers use said Anderson. “It’s a lot less obvious, their cell phones while driving, 31% Facts about teenage drivers: but still dangerous.” of the teenage drivers that had been • 35% of teen deaths each year are due to motor vehicle deaths Although it may be true that the killed in 2006 were under the influence (coming in second after miscellaneous causes) most common death of teenagers is of alcohol. “[Getting your license • 7% of general drivers exceed the speed limit by 15 mph or car accidents, they still receive a lot gives you] more freedom, obviously, of unwanted bantering about their because you can drive yourself places, more, while 9% of teenage drivers exceed the speed limit by overall driving reputation. According you have a lot more responsibility but that same amount to Wegner, she sometimes gets play- you have to actually be more respon- • 120,000 of all crashes were by people in their first month of ful remarks from her parents, teachers, sible.” Wegner said. driving after taking driver’s education. People who were just and even friends such as, “Oh you’re So what can the responsible teen- learning how to drive were ranking in at 12,000. driving now? I’m going to stay off the age drivers do to stop the constant dis- • 10% of teenage male drivers exceeded the speed limit by 15 road.” crimination? Make it aware that there mph or more, while 8% of teenage female drivers exceeded the Sure, kids are often associated are good teenage drivers. “Drivers speed limit by 15 mph. with talking on their cell phones while that are good need to speak out,” said driving, speeding, talking to friends in Wegner. Solon Scott is anything but ordinary he credits the high numbers to the Olympics, and of Scott Larson course the record-setting Michael Phelps, Scott has certainly raised the bar for the future captains. Sports Editor Scott says that there really isn’t any bad part of Walking into the lunch room, it may seem that swim that he can think of, but he can certainly tell you everyone in the cafeteria is normal: just an average Joe his favorite. He explains it as, “[when] you get the like yourself. But once you get to know senior Solon feeling during a race where you are doing good and Scott, it is clear that he is anything but ordinary. you just kind feel that way too. Then you see the flags Scott insists that he is a normal or average kid, and push strong for a strong finish. [It’s] when you saying, “I am normal, I like video games like normal feel super sane.” people.” True, that may be pretty normal, but that’s Outside of school Scott likes to always be active. just about the only part of Solon that is. Whenever he isn’t swimming for the school team, he What makes Scott unique? As a senior, he is very swims for the club Tiger Sharks. In his free time, if young. He is actually only 16 years of age. This young any, during the week, he likes to play video games. His senior takes advance placement classes with kids like favorite is “Guitar Hero: World Tour.” He says it is his 18-year-old senior Troy Kilburn and senior Justin favorite not only because it is an awesome game with Marshall. And through three years of high school he great replay value, but because “not only was Tony has racked up a stunning 3.8 grade point average. Hawk, Derek Jeter, Kobe Bryant in the commercial, On top of Scott’s rigorous academic schedule, he but so was the legendary Michael Phelps”. is also this year’s swim captain. As a captain, his duties Scott is not what one would call “fashionable”. consist of setting up the team dinners, choreograph- He has one “dating” shirt. This shirt became his “dat- ing the team’s dance for the winter sports assembly, ing” shirt when he accidentally wore it for the third leading the team, designing the team shirts, inform- straight date that he went on with the same person. ing the team about upcoming events, and, as he put This shirt is a green plaid striped, snap shirt (a button it, “I have campaigned a lot this year, like Alexander up shirt with snapping buttons instead of the original the Great.” Although there have been many team cap- style). tains in years past who have also done those tasks, this Though it may seem at first that Solon Scott is captain has outdone them in one particular area. Scott just an average Joe, he is really a unique kid—like ev- photo by Emma Derus brought a record 50 swimmers to the team’s roster this ery other kid—that helps make this school what it is. season, and roughly 18 of them are seniors. Though volume 81, issue 4 page 9 features LSHS december 19, 2008 valhalla Skipping class could lead to missing credit ing home early at least twice a week. If you have out the consent of school or a parent) is considered more than ten absences in any class, this is definitely an unexcused absence and is illegal. something you should read. The only way a student is able to miss over 15 Saturday is usually a day for relaxing and sleep- days of school is if they have a medical note that ing in, but if a student has missed a few too many should be given to Vice Principal Mr. Gil McKin- days of school, they may need to come to the dread- nie. ed Saturday School. Attendance is the only reason the school pro- Everyone knows that having to go to Saturday vides Saturday School. Ms. Penny Cejka, Attendance School is almost as bad as getting your phone taken Secretary, writes between 70 and 100 absence/tardy away (OH NO!) or going to a family reunion (GASP!) slips each day. “The problem is that [students] cre- but with some supervisors, like Mr. Joe Cronin, it ate huge problems for themselves when absences ac- isn’t all that bad. cumulate and then they start to lose credit,” Cejka Cronin has supervised Saturday School about said. Cejka feels that Saturday School is a reasonable 15 times out of the five years he has worked at the way to fix attendance problems because it puts the high school. When asked why he volunteered to help responsibility back on the students. out at Saturday School, he bluntly replies, “Because During the hours that are spent at Saturday [volunteers] get paid.” Cronin also says it’s a good School, one hour of it is doing some kind of commu- way for students to get their work done in a quiet nity activity like picking up trash around the school. environment, while other kids are reading, doing as- This also gives kids an opportunity to get out of the signments, and trying not to fall asleep. quiet classroom and get some fresh air. Doing this The school’s strict attendance policy can re- service is a new feature to Saturday School that was ally cause problems for students. If a student gets recently introduced. over 10 absences they lose all credit in that class. One thing about Saturday School that kids And they’re only capable of making up five of those should know is not to wait till the last minute to do Ms. Penny Cejka fills out an absence slip excused absences at Saturday School. Absences can it. “As you get to the last three Saturday Schools [of photo by Emma Derus only become excused if you have a written note the semester] it gets packed,” Cronin said. Students from a parent or guardian. A student must get this should go to Saturday School during the beginning Heather Zebroski note into the office no later than three days after the of the semester before it’s too late. S t a f f R e p o r t e r absence or it stays unexcused. If absences are unex- A student can completely avoid the chance of cused, you can not make them up! Also, three tardies loosing credit in a class by simply going to school on This is a shoutout to all of the kids that sleep in equal one unexcused absence. If at all possible, one a regular basis. Carefully watch your attendance and and “miss their bus” and end up missing 1st period. can pre-arrange absences three days before the day don’t miss too many days. It would be tragic if all To all the students that “don’t hear the bell” and end of the absence. These pre-arranged absences still go the hard work students put into school was wasted up being at all three lunches, skipping fourth period. toward the ten absence limit but are excused and can because they missed too many days of class. To all the kids that “don’t feel good” and end up go- be made up. Truancy (skipping three periods with- Working smarter, not harder still keeping up with school work.” Brad Dickson One might say that an appropri- S t a f f R e p o r t e r ate motto for Iverson and people like him is ‘Work smarter not harder’. There are many approaches a stu- “Because the trick to procrasti- dent can take to school work. There nating is to not panic or overwork are a few students who walk around yourself,” added Iverson. with their face glued in their text- There are several ways to be an book, there’s those who make home- efficient procrastinator; the first is work their first priority even though the infamous ‘freeloading’ method. they detest it, and then there’s an ev- ‘Freeloading’ works best for group er-growing population of students projects, but can also be used for ev- who seem to never do any work, but eryday work. still, somehow, manage to maintain a “I try to sit myself near the satisfactory grade. Several names are smarter kids, then I can just ask used for these people such as ‘slack- them something and I can be almost er’ or ‘procrastinator’; but call them sure it’s right,” said Iverson. “It’s a what you’d like, they still get the job good goal to align oneself with par- done (most of the time). ticularly hardworking or intelligent sophomore Alex Iverson sleeps in class photo by Emma Derus Take sophomore Alex Iverson, students, because they’ll want to get everything off and then rushing to period class. The only downside to he has managed to maintain a solid the best possible grade so that’s a do it all at the very last minute. If it this is you then will need to find time 3.4-3.5 GPA for the past three years. guaranteed better grade for you too,” is done right there are ways to avoid to do the work you were meant to be The incredible thing is he manages said Iverson. the frantic rush. doing during that work time. Anoth- to accomplish this with minimal ef- Now, in group projects the free- “With the exception of my AP er flaw in this is on test days the test fort. However, this ‘minimal effort’ loader must still be sure that they Euro class, I rarely need to spend any might take up the entire period and strategy is not suggested as there do what they’re asked to, or else time doing my homework at home,” there may not be any time to do the are many problems with it. they won’t be able to pair with them said Iverson. assignment you planned on doing at “My dad tried to make me do my again; in everyday work, just work According to Iverson, the trick during that class. homework right after school back with them and ask them questions to is to plan out through the day and With so much that can go wrong [in 7th grade], but that just wasn’t help your grade be higher than nor- think of what free time there is go- even people like Alex says it’s hardly going to work for me. I preferred the mal. ing to be in the day when the as- worth it sometimes, but it’s all in the life of friends, food and videogames. Then there is the procrastina- signment could be done. One idea eye of the beholder; to some a few And it didn’t take me long to find out tor’s approach, this involves exactly is doing homework due in 5th period missed assignments is worth all that a way to have a lot of free time while what one would expect it to: blowing during the work time of a 3rd or 4th extra free time at home.

page10 volume 81, issue 4 LSHS features valhalla december 19, 2008 Safe and confidential transportation for those in need screening questions to make Alissa Margett sure they are a student and not a graduate of the school. F e a t u r e s E d i t o r Just as long as they tell us a It is Friday night and an name, it doesn’t have to be a LSHS student is at a party. real name, so we know who to She sees other people start to contact when we get there,” drink alcohol and begins to Hahn said. Students also must feel uncomfortable. She goes be within the Lake Stevens to find her ride to leave, only School District. “[We can go] he doesn’t want to head home over by King Charley’s to Tom just yet. What does she do? Thumb. Just because it is not Who can she call? close to the high school, we It is in situations such still give them a ride,” Hahn as these that students can said. call confidential SafeRide. At SafeRide volunteers are the other end of the line are well qualified for handling LSHS students waiting to various situations. Drivers provide safe and confidential are responsible, insured high transportation for teens stuck school students, who have in tight situations. Whether had their driver’s license for a student needs a ride home a minimum of six months. SafeRide members at a training class photo courtesy of SafeRide from a game, locked their keys In addition, each member has safety when driving, common time when we wait for calls,” services to students of Cav- out of their car, missed the last gone through a mandatory sense, and what to do in case senior and SafeRide Team alero Mid-High, “so Cavalero bus, or was left by their ride at training course. “We have of emergencies.” Leader Chloe Bonnell said. “I students can use the service a party, SafeRide is available. training with the police that Four students, two male always bring food and some- because they cannot drive. “SafeRide is a program talks about personal safety, and two female, meet each times I will bake. We play They might find themselves that we started in 2005 for any medical training to give a per- specified night in anticipation games and hang out until we in tough situations where they student in an unsafe or un- son if they are hurt, drunk, or of an incoming call for assis- get a call.” can’t drive home,” Hahn said. comfortable situation to give in any other situation,” Hahn tance. But don’t think that they When a call is received, a Since they are hoping to a free confidential ride home,” said. “We all go through that are sitting around anxiously male and female student head expand, SafRide is looking for senior and SafeRide Project training with them and, also, chomping at their fingernails; out to the location, while the new volunteers. Though eligi- Coordinator Derek Hahn said. the fire department comes up these volunteers have some remaining two students stay ble drivers are welcomed, stu- Although Mrs. Kathy Hahn here and talks about personal fun on too. “We have a good at the base, keeping in con- dents who are unable to drive worked with SafeRide stu- stant contact. “[When the but still wish to help can be dents to start up the program, ride has arrived], someone involved, too. Anyone who is SafeRide is now completely from the base calls the person interested in joining can visit student run. SafeRide is avail- back and tells them their ride Ms. Hahn in room 305 or talk able from nine to midnight on is there. They have five min- to any FCCLA member. Friday and Saturday nights, utes to get in the car,” Hahn Hahn said the main thing and even over winter break. said. The driver and assistant for students to remember is, In order to utilize the then safely take the person to “There is someone in a tough SafeRide service, students their home. situation to help them get out must only fulfill a few neces- In January of 2009, Saf- of it.” sities. “There are just a couple eRide plans to extend their A hockey mom, and a teacher Brian Buzzo she grew up. She has traveled there a few times and finds the weather relaxing. Kotlarov gets very little S t a f f R e p o r t e r spare time to relax when she is in Lake Stevens; “I’m Advanced Placement classes aren’t easy for always in a hockey rink,” she says. anybody; they create lots of work for the students She really is a “hockey mom,” and with the re- and lots of grading for the teachers. For AP Statis- cent Sarah Palin events, it was irritating for her be- tics teacher Mrs. Danika Kotlarov, teaching her AP cause kids would come in to “see if I had lipstick on.” classes is one of the best parts of her day. Despite her love for sports and her children’s skills, “They teach me a lot, and I hope I teach them a she herself was not athletic as a kid. Kotlarov claims lot too,” said Kotlarov. Not one to be consumed by to have been too clumsy to be good at sports. her work, Kotlarov has two kids who are both into Kotlarov recently got a yellow lab and named hockey. She has to drive them to places as far away as her Daisy. Her family loves the dog, and she has even Canada to play, but she would have it no other way. brought her to school before. She is a big animal Kotlarov wants her kids to have fun and get lover, but definitely not a vegetarian. Grilled salmon the best opportunities so much that her 15-year-old or halibut are Kotlarov’s favorite foods, a side effect daughter is going to Shattucks St. Mary’s school from growing up in Alaska. In Alaska, people know in Minnesota where she plays hockey. “It’s exciting how to make great salmon, she said. when I think of the opportunities she is going to Students who have Mrs. Kotlarov really enjoy get, but sad because I miss her a lot,” Kotlarov said. being in her class. Senior Bo Dickinson said, “Mrs. Both of her kids are big on hockey, which is no sur- Kotlarov makes math fun and interesting.” She is prise since Kotlarov grew up in Ketchikan, Alaska. able to relate to her kids and make learning fun, She went to the University of Alaska where she met according to students she has had. Kotlarov is one her husband, who played hockey. great example of how teachers at Lake Stevens High If Kotlarov could travel anywhere, she would go School are all colorful and unique. This real Hockey Mrs. Danika Kotlarov photo by Emma Derus to Mexico, which seems like the opposite of where Mom appears to have won Lake’s vote.

volume 81, issue 4 page 11 sports LSHS december 19, 2008 valhalla An improbable history of Rock Paper Scissors was refined by different cultures. For Baptiste (also known as The Count of could not be an Olympic sport because Brian Buzzo example, during the fourth and fifth Rochambeau) held a tournament and no uniforms were required. Hitler held Staff Reporter centuries China held tournaments ev- invited many big wigs, including King a grudge against the world after the ery 10 years to decide who would be George and George Washington. 1936 olympics, and took his revenge During the early days of the Ro- emperor. A dark time came for the When those two figures played each in 1939 when he invaded Poland and man Empire there was a great interest sport in March of 1227 when Pope other, a tie ensued and King George started World War 2. in sports. This was a time where peo- Gregory IX came to power and banned claimed victory over Washington. After the Second World War ple who were athletic were considered the game (his brother had died after This infuriated the Americans, and has Rock Paper Scissors was forbidden superior and almost godlike. Some of losing a game to King James). While been dubbed “the last straw” by many by the United Nations. N o the best athletes were the sport was banned by the church, historians. country is allowed sailors, who spent it was considered a sin and the origi- The American Revolution was to have a nation- a lot of time con- nal copies of Dantes “Divine Comedy” fought and after it was resolved al team, and the f i n e d to small actually included a circle of hell for George Washington made Rock Paper sport has become a s p a c e s those who partook in its play. Scissors a national sport. From 1783 comical game that where they Some modern historians claim to 1797 there was a national tourna- children play. Many could not use that “Anchor, Sail, Sword” actually ment held in New York. The sport high schools, includ- their athletic ca- died out around the 14th century, and was disbanded after 1797, due to the ing Lake Stevens hold pabilities to the fullest. that the modern “Rock, Paper, Scis- frustration of many after Benjamin small time tournaments The sailors were forced sors” developed in 1483 near Genoa, Franklin won the tournament for the to honor the to come up w i t h Italy. Christopher Columbus learned 15th straight year. The sport became rich his- new the game from a mysterious figure in a children’s game to the rest of the tory of 1483, and taught the game to his crew world in the 1800s, and few countries a great in 1492. The mysterious figure and actually practiced it. sport. games some recently discovered documents One country that continued to to fill hint toward the existence of the fabled have a national team from 1802 un- their “Shadow Covenant”, a group that went til 1943 was Germany. Germany had s p a r e against the church and played the game become a dominant figure to Rock time. Using the materials on in secret for more than 3 centuries. Paper Scissor fans everywhere by the th their boats a game of “Anchor, The settlers of the new world early 20 century. When Adolf Hitler above photo: Sail, Sword” was created, where the began to carry on the tradition of came to power, he vowed to earn every Brian Buzzo demolishes anchor crushed the sword that slashed playing RPS, and it became a popular countries respect as the greatest RPS Scott Larson’s scissors when the sail that covered the anchor. sport for Americans of all ages to play. nation ever. He lobbied for the sport to he throws a rock. The games principals spread with George Washington was a rock paper become an Olympic sport in the 1936 the Roman Empires influence and it scissors powerhouse in the 1770s. In Berlin Olympics, but was denied after photo by Josh Brubaker March 1775 Washington’s friend, Jean France and Poland petitioned that it Winter sports schedule Dr. Tony Pool, O.D. 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page 12 volume 81, issue 4 LSHS a & e valhalla december 19, 2008 Quantum leap for Bond Brian Buzzo Daniel Craig fits this role per- certain flashback of a movie fectly; he maintains a calm and that is not even related to the Staff Reporter confident aura through out the one you are watching. It seems movie. like the pp7 and gizmo watch Quantum of Solace is a jaw- For people who love ac- are things of the past, replaced dropping action adventure film tion, this is the movie for you, by kung fu and machine guns. that makes action fans want but those who loved the old The new James Bond mov- more. From the opening car Sean Connery movies will find ie is an awesome action movie chase that winds James Bond Quantum to be lacking in some- that leaves any thrill seeker on and his Aston Martin through thing. This is the twenty-sec- the edge of his seat, but is a let the mountains of Italy, to the ond James Bond movie, and it down from the suave Bonds of escape from a fiery building follows the trend that the more the past. If you were to look at that was just moments from ex- recent ones have started: more Casino Royale and Quantum of ploding, Daniel Craig plays an action, less seduction and class. Solace as separate entities from awesome action hero. There are parts where you the classic Bond movies like Dr. The plot helps tie up the feel like you are watching the No and Octopussy, you would see loose ends from the previous Bourne Identity; watching Bond a promising action film series. movie (Casino Royale) and form beat opponents up with books Bond into what he is meant to and dish rags gives you an un- be: the best spy in the world. photo courtesy of linkzero.com High School Musical 3 Animal Crossing Not music to your ears should be roadkill and so everyone scrambles to find talent- Brad Dickson buddies to perform with. Through more Andrew McCrea senseless drama and pointless arguments S t a f f R e p o r t e r S t a f f R e p o r t e r (expressed in song!) everything works out just fine, and then there is a pool party ex- Animal Crossing: City folk is one of those games that is for a select Who could have predicted that a sim- travaganza to finish it off complete with few. If you like Call of Duty or the Halo games, odds are you won’t ple Disney Channel movie could have such Hannah Montana. find this game entertaining. City Folk is an extension, so to speak, to explosive results? A mere two years after Last and quite possibly least is the its initial release, the High School Musi- THIRD installment in the series, High the original Animal Crossing, and the DS title, Animal Crossing: Wild cal franchise has become the most popular School Musical 3: Senior Year. It’s just like World. With the capability to hook up a USB Keyboard, you can send thing for pre-teen girls (and, sadly, some Disney to milk a series for all its worth. letters to your friends as a tiny bonus. Unfortunately, with nothing guys). This is the first movie to hit the big screen, more added to it than online capabilities, and a microphone that al- The thing is, High School Musical is due to the success of its predecessors. Yes, lows you to talk to friends, it’s just the same game that Nintendo no different than any of the countless other this means that I actually had to pay to see pumped out for the Wii. Disney channel movies, the common cliché it; I think I would have rather paid to have The whole storyline of the game is that you are a new citizen of of a whiny high school athlete who is faced bamboo shoved underneath my fingernails. a town that you get to name. That’s about the extent of its genius. with an overdramatized decision. I will give some credit to it, though; this No plot is entwined into the game play. The only reason to play is to The plot of the first essentially goes one’s plot is more refined and it contains earn fake money, and decorate a fake house. WHAT A BLAST! The like this: Troy Bolton (the whiny athlete) fewer clichés than the previous two. There sings karaoke with a girl named Gabriella are also a few more musical numbers in this main attraction in disappointment-land is that there are no more NES Montez at a ski lodge. They become friends one, which can be good or bad, depending titles to play in the game. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, and upon returning to school Troy is sur- on how much you enjoy that kind of thing. stop reading right now. prised to find out that Gabriella has been In this one it is the senior year of One of the more fun parts of transferred to his school (who would have high school. Somehow everyone gets signed the game is the adaptation to the guessed?). Troy skips basketball practice to up for the spring musical and so they de- Wii’s motion sensor capability. go try out for the school play with her, but cide to do a musical about their senior year. When you are going to use a can’t even bring himself to do it. Through Now why would you want to do a thing shovel or a fishing rod in- a series of lucky events the two manage to like that? I’ll try not to spoil too much of side the game, you can flick get recognized by the drama teacher and this one because I know you’re all dying to the remote at the screen, get a chance to be in the play. Troy’s friends see it when it comes out on DVD, but Troy find out and they become angry that he is is again faced with many unrealistic deci- and viola, you have just interested in drama. After sitting through sions, including a genius girlfriend who has completed something that several other scenes filled with musical a chance to go to college early and Sharpay would have been okay if numbers, stereotypes, clichés, basketball is once again out to spoil everyone’s fun you assigned the action to games, and diabolical plans carried out by for her own benefit. Oh, and that annoying a button. a blond whose name sounds like ‘Sharpie’ Chad kid is there too. The in game con- (it’s really Sharpay), I was overjoyed to see Here’s the kicker, because Disney trols are the same as the school come together and rejoice over knows we all want another sequel sooo the previous games, but everyone’s differences. badly, they’ve gone ahead and announced are converted to Hardly believing there was still two that ANOTHER High School Musical is on the Wii-remote more to go, I reluctantly cracked open the the way. But if that was their senior year, case to the second edition, the aptly named what else is there? I guess you could go and Nun- chuck. High School Musical 2. This one strays away with a college theme High School Muscial: Converting to from the Beverly Hills-style high school Wild Frat Party or High School Musical: playing this ver- that they attend and instead is mostly set at Mid-Term Paper. But the point is do we re- sion from the Sharpay’s parent’s Country Club. Troy has ally need another one? first game is been hired to work there during the sum- Please, do yourself a favor, skip all very easy. But mer and convinces the manager to hire his these movies (unless you’re an 11-year-old for all of you friends as well (which I might add is im- girl) and go to our school’s spring musical who liked the probable in real life.). Sharpay once again instead, because this is one musical that you original, as long plays the role of the antagonist as she over- won’t be singing along with. as you know it isn’t works all of Troy’s friends in an effort to make them quit. It is revealed that there is going to surprise you an upcoming talent show (what a surprise) with any hidden material, it is still a “Fun game to play,” says IGN.com’s review team. photo courtesy of dignews.com volume 1, issue 1 page 13 a & e LSHS december 19, 2008 valhalla A Christmas Story deserves a “major award” Blaine Bowman S t a f f R e p o r t e r The drama department’s winter production of the American classic, “A Christmas Story,” was one of the most entertaining things I’ve had the plea- sure of watching in quite some time. The vast ma- jority of the acting was note perfect, and the transi- tion from movie to stage overall went very smoothly, with the performance keeping almost all of the best parts of the movie. While I had some small com- plaints, I left the PAC with a smile on my face and a craving for turkey, and I really couldn’t ask for any- thing more than that. While the cast very strong overall, my favorite performances were those of seniors Brian Toews and Ian Walter, and junior Caily Bjorn. Toews had a difficult role as the narrator, holding the entire play together with very little actual interaction with the rest of the cast. However, he pulled it off wonder- fully, and held the audience’s attention well. Walter was also great, giving the play a more spontaneous feel with his improvisations (my favorite being when he was having trouble bundling the rest of the fam- ily up in a scarf, and resorted to just wrapping it Ian Walter, Caily Bjorn, and Megan Julson made the play into a huge success around all of their heads and telling them to share). photo courtesy of Frances Tosti However, Bjorn stole the show with her physical been difficult to stage, with the massive mountain overall comedic tone of the production. It was just comedy, as Ralphie’s strange younger brother. Phys- and slide used in the movie, but we never even saw extra weight, and the play would have been better ical comedy is difficult, but I could have happily sat the actor playing Santa, let alone him shoving Ral- without it. and watched her eat oatmeal all day. phie down the slide with his foot. More of an effort But, despite these issues, I enjoyed “A Christ- I did have several complaints though. Some should have been put into keeping it intact. There mas Story” immensely. It was definitely worth the characters were weaker than others, and it was at were also several subplots and scenes added to the money, if only to see senior Megan Julson’s terrifi- times difficult to hear some actors at the back of the play to make it a more traditional length, since the cally poofy hair, which should receive an award of theater. The Santa scene, a pivotal part of the movie, movie was shorter, the most prominent of these it’s very own. The play was incredibly funny, kept was also a bit of a letdown, a sentiment echoed by being Esther Jane’s crush on Ralphie, which didn’t with the spirit of the movie, and was another great several of my classmates. I realize that it would have add much to the plot, and didn’t really fit with the effort by the drama department.

A story of friendship, love, death, courage, and survival Alissa Margett gives anyone willing to tackle it the book thief, for which the title is named, and Rudy Steiner, her lemon-haired feeling of self-satisfaction. is Liesel Meminger, a schoolgirl who best friend, trade questionable endear- F e a t u r e s e d i t o r The Book Thief contains similari- has suffered through the death of her ments (which translate to things such ties to many other well-known teen brother and then the abandonment of as “You filthy pig!”) as they commit The Book Thief balances on the fine books. The main character, a young her mother. minute but significant acts of rebel- line between adolescent and adult fic- spirited girl, has an appeal like that of While at her little brother’s fu- lion against Nazi rule. In one instance, tion. Within its 552 pages lies a story Harry Potter as she develops in a baf- neral, Liesel steals her first book, The the two steal a book from the Nazi that condemns human suffering while fling time period. The narrator of the Grave Digger’s Handbook: a Twelve Step mayor’s library. celebrating the power of reading. The story, Death, frequently provides witty Guide to Grave Digging Success. This The Book Thief includes a string Book Thief is a novel that in the end asides, such as in the Lemony Snicket book acts as a connection to her old of anecdotes that are underlined with series. life after she is adopted by the col- silent horror. These most effective Zusak is able to cast Death as a orful Hans and Rosa Hubermann. one-liners can be terribly matter of narrator in this possible young-adult Though she is by no means on the fact. “There are a lot of really short story because of the way Death is pre- battlefront, Liesel’s adopted town of sentences that hold a lot of mean- sented. Set in WWII, the weary worn Molching still allows her to feel the ing,” Scott said. Unfortunately, these narrator is sorry for what he has to true effect of the war. Because Liesel poignant points leave the reader long- do. Yet, it is his job and he is subject is a young German Lutheran, she is ing for more and for less of the other to Hitler the same as everyone else. forced into a Hitler Youth program. weaker fuss. The Book Thief accom- “I usually think of Death as a creepy What she keeps from her friends and plishes times of heartrending emo- Grim Reaper-like figure, but the way neighbors is that in the basement of tion. However, other segments of the it was written made him seem like just the Hubermann house hides a Jew. novel are lacking in comparison. another guy in the book. He seemed Max Vandenburg fled his home when In its own way The Book Thief almost kindhearted,” junior Madeline the Nazis came to his door at the urg- presents an authentic and hard-won Scott said. On one of the numerous ing of his mother, with an address of a hope. The embodiment of that hope, times that he tries to win over the safe home; the Hubermanns. Indebted Liesel develops into a kind and giving reader, Death reveals a little about to Max’s father after an incident in person in spite of her circumstances; himself; “You see?” he says, when talk- WWI, Hans is obliged to harbor him someone even Death grows to love. ing about the death of a favorite char- in his home, providing a refuge in the With the completion of the last acter. “Even Death has a heart.” form of his basement. page, those with the endurance to Although it is set in Nazi Ger- The Book Thief is a long ever-twist- complete The Book Thief will feel re- many in WWII, a time often associ- ing tale, interspersed with Death’s warded. ated with carnage, the majority of the annotations. Most of the story takes image courtesy of professornana.com story is symbolic; the dominoes on the place within Molching and gives off a cover represent falling bodies. The somewhat claustrophobic feel. Liesel

page 14 volume 8 1, issue 4 LSHS a & e valhalla december 19, 2008 Jolly old holiday classics They’re movies everyone will enjoy Each year people, you can tune into family TV programs to watch holiday movies. Usually these are Heather Zebroski classic, boring movies that sleepy grandparents usually fall asleep to. The following four holiday films will grab your attention and keep you entertained the whole way through (even with 30 minutes of S t a f f R e p o r t e r commercials). Black Christmas Black Christmas is the kind of movie that can completely take you out of the Christ- mas spirit. This film revolves around Billie, an escaped mental patient with yellow skin who killed his family as a kid. Billie’s childhood home (where he killed his family) is now a sorority house and Billie is out to kill those who live there. It’s almost humorous to watch him kill the girls with strange objects like ink pens and sharpened candy canes. Although this is just about the most unrealistic movie I have ever witnessed, I found it entertaining. Black Christmas includes incest, blood, and a lot of eaten eye balls. Yum. Miracle on 34th Street Who knew black and while films from the 1940’s could be good? Miracle on 34th street completely captured my attention—not with crude humor, but with a good sto- ry and a cute little girl. When Kris Kringle gets a job as the Macy’s store Santa Clause, people actually start to believe he is who he says he is: Santa Clause. With clever evidence, a court finds the answer to a million dollar question: is there really a Santa Clause? This movie has some old school humor and believable actors. With his white beard, big belly, and jolly chuckle, Edmund Gwenn (Kris Krin- gle) really does look like Santa Clause. If this movie doesn’t put you in the Christmas spirit, I don’t know what will. photo courtesy of weblogs.newsday.com National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation When Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) has to spend all Christmas with his family he wants to make the best of it. But around every corner there are hilarious obstacles he must oversee before he can give his family the Christmas they deserve. Crashing the car, Christmas tree troubles, not-so-friendly family members, and some wild animals will make the Griswold family Christmas a living hell. With all of this pain inflicted onto the Griswold family, you’ll feel thankful your family is nothing like them.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer photo courtesy of weblogs.newsday.com We all know the song, but have we all seen the movie that created the phenomena that is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? With loads of well-known songs that bring happiness to our ears, this horribly animated (but I give them props for trying) kid’s movie is perfect for the whole family to watch together. My favorite feature about this movie (which was made in the 60’s) is that when the characters talk, the mouth movements and voices aren’t in sync. I found it absolutely hilarious. Your parents will reminisce about how when they were kids they would hide behind the couch when Bumble at- tacks, or cheer for joy when the girl reindeer calls Rudolph cute. This movie is a great excuse to watch a childish yet entertaining movie with a happy ending. New entertainment for this holiday season The Concords Murray in it). But, as is The Pursuit of Happiness in 2007. Ben The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Brad Dickson bound to happen, saying ‘yes’ to every- Thomas is deeply depressed over the This film, starring Brad Pitt and thing presents problems for Allen as he death of his wife, and has some dark Cate Blanchett, is an adaptation of the S t a f f R e p o r t e r ends up saying yes to a variety of un- secrets that he’s not telling. He decides F. Scott Fitzgerald short story of the Yes Man desirable things. This, mixed with Car- that he will kill himself, but before he same name. Benjamin Button (Pitt) is Jim Carrey stars in this film about a rey’s well-known extravagance, should does he wants to help seven random born with the limitations and appear- cliché workaholic, Carl Allen (Carrey), help separate it from some of the sec- strangers of which includes a woman ance of an 80-year-old man, causing to who says no to every thing. He comes ond rate comedy movies we’ve been with a heart condition (Rosario Daw- his parents abandoning him. He soon to realize that he is going nowhere in seeing. It comes out today, so, if you’re son) who he falls in love with, and a discovers that he has a curious case; he life and is prompted to attend a seminar, looking for something to brighten up blind pianist (Carson Wells) who Ben ages backwards! He soon falls in love one that tells him to say yes to every your Friday this may be the movie for befriends. These two people complicate with a ballerina (Blanchett). While she opportunity presented to him. As you you. matters as Ben conflicts about whether gets older he becomes younger, a prob- can imagine, this puts him in variety Seven Pounds he really wants to kill himself or not. lem that the two must learn to over- of comical situations, from a bungee This dramatic tale of IRS agent Starts December 19. come. Starts December 25. jump, to a Korean language class, and Ben Thomas (Will Smith) is directed even a 300 reference (With Flight of by Gabriele Muccino, who also directed

volume 81, issue 4 page 15 a&e LSHS december 19, 2008 valhalla Deck the Hall Ball A Killer performance by Flowers and Co. things any performing band can do is of- would prepare for the next song, drummer Ryan Rincon fer up a solid mix of old and new material. Ronnie Vannucci rose to present a purchase Too often I encounter bands that will play from the previous day, an “I [Heart] Seat- S t a f f R e p o r t e r only what’s current and most popular at the tle” t-shirt. To applause and approval from Headlining radio station 107.7 The time, with minimal or even no reference to the audience, he put on the t-shirt to wear End’s holiday concert, Deck the Hall Ball, their old music, which can oftentimes be for the remainder of the show. Of course, was The Killers. The buildup for this final some of their best. As I’ve mentioned, how- Brandon Flowers was having a blast as band certainly was a good one, with an im- ever, this was not the case, as The Killers well, continuously thanking the audience pressive hour-long performance by Wash- jumped right from “Human” to another a for their support and wishing everyone a ington favorite Death Cab for Cutie. The favorite from their 2006 album, Sam’s Town, happy holiday. During song performances, Killers themselves actually appeared about “For Reasons Unknown.” This trend con- he would dance around and even hold out ten minutes late on stage. With such antici- tinued as they would graciously intertwine the microphone stand to encourage the au- pation, the cheers were certainly thunder- current popular hits, such as “Spaceman,” dience to sing along with some memorable ous and welcoming when the lights dark- also a single on their new album, Day & lyrics. ened and the members began trickling on Age, with classic favorites from their debut All around, The Killers put on an stage, one by one, with front man and sing- album, Hot Fuss, like “Somebody Told Me,” amazing show that rivaled their previous Flowers on the keyboard er Brandon Flowers bringing up the rear. “Smile Like You Mean It,” and “Jenny Was performance two years ago. Though I didn’t photo by Ryan Rincon After a few moments of an instrumental a Friend of Mine.” really expect to hear every favorite song of the mic and began reciting, “When there’s build up as the members set up, The Killers Another quality I enjoy in a live con- mine (and I didn’t), there were still plenty nowhere else to run…” the first line of began performing their current hit single cert is when a band really gets into the of old favorites and catchy new ones to “All These Things That I’ve Done,” a well- “Human,” which was the audience began music and actually seems as though they’re keep me entertained and satisfied the whole known favorite from Hot Fuss. With a tri- reciting right along with Flowers. enjoying themselves and having fun, rather show. I was especially pleased with their umphant finish to that song, guitarist Dave Having seen The Killers on their pre- than doing work. The former was certainly closing choices, as the stage darkened and Keuning jumped right into the signature vious visit to Seattle, my expectations were the case with The Killers. The members there was a low murmur of instrumentals tune of “Mr. Brightside,” which gave the high for a repeat quality performance, and would get very engaged with the audience; going, it was difficult to predict what would whole performance one last wave of excel- I was not disappointed. One of my favorite after a couple songs, while his band mates be played next, until Flowers strolled up lence. Aqueduct= Rock-a-duct! Shiny Toy Guns the audience care? Not really. a performance that needs polishing Brian Toews Most people attended the con- The band’s new and current music in gen- eral seems to have entirely different approaches S t a f f R e p o r t e r cert to see Death Cab for Cutie or Ryan Rincon The Killers, and of course I was ex- in their style, replacing much of their enjoy- Playing only a brief set at this cited to see them as well, but I still S t a f f R e p o r t e r able instrumental interludes with extra techno- year’s Deck the Hall Ball 2008 at think that Aqueduct was higher on esque effects. It could perhaps be attributed to WaMu Theater in Seattle, Aqueduct my list of bands I was anticipat- Deck the Hall Ball is an exciting annual the new vocalist herself, or perhaps just that in set the stage for a great concert to ing that evening. This is because holiday concert put on by Seattle’s alternative person Shiny Toy Guns isn’t quite as appealing come. upon listening to Aqueduct sev- radio station 107.7 The End that offers various or, well, shiny. Whatever the reason, I wasn’t An indie-pop band originally eral months ago, I found that their styles of music that can engage many different exactly thrilled during Shiny Toy Gun’s thirty- hailing from Oklahoma, Aqueduct synth-pop sound was really unique, people. Last year’s festival offered popular bands minute set, which seemed to drag much longer. I set up shop in Seattle about five years mellow and something that I never The Kooks, Coheed and Cambria, She Wants was especially that, while they did (to my relief) ago and released the albums I Sold really heard before in Seattle music. Revenge, Spoon, Jimmy Eat World, and Mod- play some older songs, they neglected to play Gold (2005) and Or Give Me Death They draw upon influences like early est Mouse. If you haven’t heard of any or all of my aforementioned favorite “You Are The One.” (2007). Aqueduct is headed by David Flaming Lips. I was looking forward these bands, then you might not know exactly Huh? Come on you guys, I was actually looking Terry which was originally only a to see them live, but I was slightly what I mean here, but these bands were different forward to that before I even got to the show! one man band, with Terry providing disappointed by the reaction of the enough to attract a wide range of people with Granted, half an hour isn’t much time for any all the instruments and vocals. The audience that, for me, took away from varying tastes. On the flipside, many people will band to try to work with, but perhaps omitting band has opened for Modest Mouse their performance. go to such concerts for only a few, or even one one of the less tasteful (but still somehow very and various others of that genre, Although they put on a great band, which risks an attendee having to endure a popular) songs like “Ghost Town” or “Ricochet!” this time opening for Shiny Toy show, the crowd was less than im- band they don’t really want to listen to. would have allowed some time for the song. Guns, Cold War Kids, Death Cab for pressed with Aqueduct, looking at Such is the case for Shiny Toy Guns, the Alas, I was out of luck, and was left (bitterly) Cutie and The Killers at Deck the their watches and scratching their second opening band of the evening. Admitted- disappointed with the unexpected letdown. It’s Hall Ball. heads out of boredom. I wished ly, I’m not a hardcore fan of Shiny Toy Guns to not fair to say that the music was bad, but it David Terry, donning a very that they could have played longer; begin with, but on the occasions when I’d listen definitely wasn’t anything I would find myself cutesy pink sweater and black sus- their short set was probably out of to their debut album, We Are Pilots, I was rather wanting to be exposed to for very long again if penders, got the audience riled up a necessity for the other bands that content with the mix of alternative and retro I could help it; certainly Shiny Toy Guns seems by playing some of his best hits in- needed time to play as well. I think a tunes. My favorite song in particular was per- popular enough to be able to stand on their own cluding the anthemic Living a Lie, couple reasons the band wasn’t well- haps also the most popular, “You Are the One.” two feet in the music industry, and get a lineup the nostalgic sing-along Growing received was because of the huge That being said, I’m mostly unfamiliar with spot at one of the same radio station’s events up with GNR, and the recognizable size of the concert and the anticipa- their new music. The fact that they have a new two years in a row (Endfest 16, last year). My Hardcore Days & Softcore Nights (you tion of other headlining bands. Next female vocalist was unbeknownst to me until own dislike was not met by much of the audi- might have heard it on the show The time they’re in town, see them at a they took the stage following Aqueduct. What ence, who cheered for every song and felt a let- O.C.). Terry and his band were obvi- smaller venue with a much stronger was general intrigue at the change in lineup down when the band exited. Nonetheless, Shiny ously having fun on stage, smiling fan base than that of Deck the Hall turned quickly into displeasure, as I was put off Toys Guns’ performance was not one that I’ll and cracking jokes about their day Ball because they are well-deserved whenever new lead singer Sisely Treasure sang ever consider an enjoyable experience. jobs (video-game testing). But did of some praise. in any of the songs. Death Cab for Cutie: Professional backyard rockers formance with a five song set, which they ther had anyone in the audience. The Blaine Bowman dedicated, in one of the most touching WaMu Theater was silent, save for the parts of the entire night, to Josh Rosen- crowd sweetly singing in perfect unison, S t a f f R e p o r t e r feld, a founding member of their old Se- with such force that Ben Gibbard could After watching the previous three attle label Barsuk Records. They explored even step away from the mike. bands perform, all of which were rela- their expansive song catalog, starting off Overall, Death Cab was everything tively new to their stardom, Death Cab with older songs like “Champagne from a I had expected to be, and they put on a for Cutie was a breath of mature fresh Paper Cup” and “Your Bruise” from Some- great show. Ten years of experience has air. One of the first things I noticed was thing about Airplanes. However, everybody really made a difference, and it showed in that they had abstained from using the really perked up when they started play- their nearly perfect set. Gibbard’s voice in video screens on either side of the stage. ing a crowd favorite, “Crooked Teeth,” particular exemplified the overall mood, Instead of juvenile graphics and cheap with an unorthodox guitar solo that had nearly flawless but with an intensely hu- gimmicks, the screens just showed their me grinning ear to ear. However, my fa- man quality that was very relatable. How- name. It was simple and polished, and ex- vorite moment came when they played “I ever, while I enjoyed it immensely, I had actly what I would have expected from a Will Follow You Into the Dark.” While to wonder what some people were think- band of this caliber. some songs might suffer from extensive ing when they were crowd-surfing to a Deathcab frontman Ben Gibbard They started off their hour-long per- radio play, I’ve never tired of it, and nei- song like “The Sound of Settling.” photo by Ryan Rincon page 16 volume 81, issue 4