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DOCTRINVOLUME 26 NUMBER 22 MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE MARCEH 30,1987

Board formulating smoking policy Pond cleanup removes The MCC Board of Trustees will announce the College's 100-gallon oil spill smoking policy at its Thurs. April 23 meeting. The following By Christopher Jon and then skimmed off the sur- sets of recommendations have Once again unwanted face of the water with pails. been forwarded to the Board for sludge was forced out of the The oil was then dumped into consideration. theater this semester. No, no, 55-gallon drums, allowed to The Academic Governance Board: Our decision is to take a another play wasn't banned. separate from any remaining posture that neither supports This time it was the real thing: water, then skimmed off again nor opposes the policy as long 100 gallons of hydraulic oil into another 55-gallon drum. as private offices retain smok- leaked into MCC's ponds on The oil that couldn't be ing privileges. However, we ex- skimmed off the pond with press concern in the following Thursday, March 12. areas: The oil drained into the pails was soaked up with ab- Designated Smoking Areas: basement and was pumped sorbent blankets especially We feel that if we expect any into the pond by sump pumps, designed to soak up oil and compliance with the policy desig- usually used to drain excess not water. Burkhardt keeps nated, smoking areas must be these blankets in stock at the provided for smokers. water. Enforcement: Faculty mem- That Thursday was Jack college for any such bers are unwilling to accept Burkhardt's day off, MCC's emergencies. responsibility for enforcing the supervisor of safety. He was Authorities agree that no policy outside the classroom. called in to handle the emer- harm was done to wildlife: Any out-of-classroom enforce- either floral, fish or fowl. ment is the responsibility of gency and worked six to Public Safety. seven hours that day with Ray "There won't be any fines Discriminatory Enforcement: Montcrieff, public safety levied on the college. There We feel that peer enforcement officer, and Ken Tanner, was no illegal disposal," Carl of the policy will be discrimina- grounds supervisor, along Hettenbaugh stated, the tory in nature. We feel young with five or six men from his technician who was on the women will regularly be haras- sed whereas large males will be staff. scene from the New York ignored while violating the Five days, 70 to 80 man State Department of En- policy. Every effort must be g hours, and $1,800 worth of vironmental Conservation made to ensure that this in- I supplies later, the spill was (DEC). equality does not occur. Q cleaned up. The waste oil was put into Clinics and/or Workshops: We feel that it would be wise for I "The ice acted as a second drums and, according to the col lege to institute programs | shore," Burkhardt said. Burkhardt, "Now we have to to help smokers overcome their | Without the ice on the pond, get someone to take it away.'' addiction to tobacco. £ the oil could have easily He explained later that a Safety Committee: that smok- spread, making cleanup ex- disposal company will need ing be banned in all College the results of a lab analysis buildings including rented facil- The pristine antedeluvian pond; its natural state has tremely difficult if not ities that are entirely controlled been restored by an MCC crew headed by Jack impossible. before removing the refuse to a suitable site. by the College. The only ex- Burkhardt, supervisor of safety. The spill was first contained ception would be in single per- with floating booms called pigs son offices where there would be no adverse effect to the non- smoking public. Student Senate: See recom- mendations, pg. 3. Nursing student loses house to fire Correction Facility groundbreaking By Nurhan Calisir A lot of hard work goes into postponed "I'd lived in that house 20 maintaining Statt's schedule. years. Some things can't real- She says it often comes down By Mary E. McCrank ly be replaced," said Lora to either spending time study- Groundbreaking for the Statt, nursing student at MCC. ing or spending time with her Monroe County Correctional Statt lost everything she Facility, which is to be built ad- children. "I don't give up eas- owned when her Emerson jacent to the MCC campus, ily," Statt said when asked Street home, owned by her will not take place this spring, how she manages. mother, burned down Feb. 26. as had been expected. Statt, who is expecting Since that time, she and her another child in July, works According to Dr. G. husband and two sons, ages part-time and goes to college Jeremiah Ryan, vice president 4 and 2, have been renting a full-time. She expects to of institutional advancement house found for them by the for the College, there have graduate in May. Red Cross. r been "a lot of predictable Lora Statt relaxes on campus. Graphic : Florenc e Steine r delays." "I don't give up easily" He said that construction Statt hopes to get her The Student Nursing By Laurie Schlegel won't begin "until the fall, if No one was injured in the bachelor's degree in nursing, Association has been raising D.E.C.A. International Fashion Tour, on Apr. 4,7-9 pm, will be then." fire, which was caused by her eventually specializing in funds for Statt and her family. held in the MCC cafeteria. Monroe County bought the nephew playing with matches. obstetrics. Her husband has Money, clothes and furniture The show consists of 19 MCC land from MCC, but is letting Statt's husband is currently been very supportive and have been donated. student models, showing the College participate in unemployed and looking for "won't let me quit," she says. Contributions may be made clothes from several local stores. decision-making, including full-time work in construction. For three semesters Statt to the Lora Statt Fund and Original intentions to show international clothing were void- allowing the college's board of In the meantime he sells scrap carried 17 credit hours and dropped off at the S.A. Desk in ed due to inacessability of cloth- trustees to review preliminary metal and helps take care of has maintained "a 2.6 or 2.7 care of the Student Nursing ing. "Time Zones" is the adopted drawings. their sons. average, last time I checked." Association. theme beginning at 8 am with Ryan said that most likely a lingerie and ending with an after 8 pm segment called Unity which wire fence will separate the Psychedelic Furs Review p. 3 shows the Bridal scene. College from the facility, Inside Stevens: Teaching in the Rockies p. 4 Each scene will involve the which will have its own road- Basketball year-end stats p. 7 modeling of approximately 10 way access. outfits. 2, Monroe Doctrine, March 30,1987 OPINION

LETTER The great ban debate Discrimination in technology? Dear Editor, By P. Byrne Dean Alan Glossner has great P's. applied; we can't ban Ulysses I graduated from MCC in 1987 from the optical technology chosen to ban Sexual Perver- Obviously, this play is un- from Harriet Rosenblum's program and transferred to R.l.T.'s bachelor electronic sity in Chicago at MCC. In the suitable for children (I haven't Twentieth Century Novel engineering technology (BET) program. I will also be taking Democrat & Chronicle he is read anything by Mamet that class. Certainly, a stage pro- two electronic courses at MCC as part of my BET program. quoted as saying that a com- wasn't), but who would take a duction is more public than a I would like to call attention to the fact that there are very mittee would choose what young child to see something class, but Cabbages and few women and minority students enrolled in the plays would be produced and with "Sexual Perversity" in Kings is also made available to technologies at MCC. I expected to see more female and that this was a good thing. For- the title? the general public, and it is minority students at R.I.T., but to my surprise I am in a class tunately, the Student Senate I realize that these are high- free from administrative of 120 males with two women. has prevented such drastic minded words coming from a censorship. I believe that this imbalance is caused by subtle discrimina- action (so we won't see any man who doesn't have to Or is it? Maintaining this tion and a lack of leadership by educators. Electronics is not productions of South Pacific), worry about wealthy Brighton freedom has not been easy. In "macho" because it involves math and fine detailed work. but the decision to ban this residents refusing to donate to the spring of 1986, the Cab- Yet many males get a big ego kick out of showing off their particular play bears some the MCC Foundation because bages and Kings staff voted calculator skills. I think many women are discouraged by an tough-minded examination. their bourgeoisie morality was unanimously to run a story en- environment that is predominantly male, but women can and do excel in electronics. While I was a student at MCC, I was a victim of sexist jokes and it was hard to concentrate because many of the men did not take me seriously. ...'this play will offend a large As I continued I became aware that I could succeed despite the obstacles. It concerns me that there is very little portion of the audience.' Perhaps leadership for women and minorities in the technologies. There is an attitude on the part of the faculty and administra- tion that there is nothing that can be done, or things will the audience should decide. change with time. Given that R.I.T. is a national school, with very few female engineering students, I doubt that time has changed anything. I challenge the MCC administration to indicted. However, when titled "I Am Joining" by Scott Glossner claims that this apply more thought and resources into helping minorities and these people donate to the Cole. John Knowles, then the play will offend a large portion women enter the higher-paying technology careers. school it should be because editor-in-chief, gave it to his of the audience. Perhaps the Sincerely, they wish to expand the col- mother to edit. His mother audience should decide; even Jean A. Riccioni so, it is within the realm of art's lege experience to people who declared it offensive, degrad- Note: responsibility to offend. In ordinarily would not have a ing, and stated that "support- The MD will have responses to this letter in the next issue from Prof. chance. People who give ers of MCC will not put up with Gary Miller, dean of engineering technologies, and Prof. Elizabeth Shakespear's Twelfth Night, II, Pixley, president of the Women's Caucus. iv, a character is examining a money to the school get their this sort of thing." Sound woman's handwriting: "These return from the federal govern- familiar? An administrator was bee her very C's, her U's, and ment in April. They do not buy consulted and recommended The last word her T's, and this makes shee a share of MCC and should that it not be printed. Cole said her great P's." The first three have no say in what goes on of the situation, "We should Read before approval letters spell "cut," a Victor- academically. give the audience an oppor- By Christopher Jon that probably went something ian slang word which has This production is a credit tunity to decide for them- After talking to the first cast like this: changed only by one letter course and the rules of selves, instead of assuming member about the banning of Glossner: Hello, Dave? since. Thus, she makes her academic freedom should be they're idiots." Sexual Perversity in Chicago, Smith: Yeah? I had heard enough about the Glossner: Urn, well I've just whole controversy. About the read over Sexual Perversity in language, about whether it Chicago. Ahem. Dave, I can't their belief that "the selection The Student Senate passed with input by S.T.A.G.E. was art or not, about uphold- let you put on this play. It's too of plays is a freedom of ex- a resolution at its March 17 members. If such selection ing the standards of the raunchy. We have the com- pression issue, and whereas meeting mandating "that any procedure is not followed by community. munity to think about. college officers, the Student the cancellation of Sexual productions sponsored by I heard enough because Smith: Well, gee, Mr. Association will discontinue Perversity in Chicago is a viola- both the college and the Stu- there wouldn't have been any Glossner, I've got my cast all said funds for the purpose of tion of the free spirit of inquiry dent Association be selected controversy at all if Dean selected and we've been S.T.A.G.E. productions." that should characterize an in- solely and exclusively by the Glossner had done his job at rehearsing for about a week The Senate also expressed stitution of higher education." speech and theater professors the right time. now. Why didn't you tell me He didn't, which made a lot this a month ago when I told of people miserable, and suc- you we were putting it on? Just for the ceeded in the ruination of this Glossner: I just read it now. spring's theatrical production. Smith: Well, gee! Health of It All he had to do was read Except I doubt he said the play when David Smith "Well, gee!" He probably By J. Tabone, R.N. first submitted it. Then a used one of those nasty words month later we wouldn't have from the play. Getting yourself in shape to hear about a conversation I would have. Soon the sidewalks will be on grass, rather than a hard digested and evacuated from visible, the streets will be dry. surface like cement or asphalt. the stomach. Many of us will have renewed Also, make sure to wear pro- As the weather becomes determination to "get back in- per fitting running shoes. warmer, exercises should be Editor-in-chksf Mary E. McCrank Faculty Advisor Carol Cloo. to shape." It is advisable also to exer- scheduled during cooler morn- News Editor Brendan Montgomery Remember to start any con- cise on an empty stomach. If ing and early evening hours. Features Editor Laurie ScWegel Sports Editor Len Boos centrated exercise program the stomach is full during Clothing should be loose Photography Editor Robert Murray gradually. rigorous exercise, the body's enough to permit heat escape Advertising Manager Elizabeth Johnson Senior Photographer Larry Konar A warm up exercise and blood supply is compromised and allow sweat evaporation. Typesetting Linda Bryce muscle stretching is always between the working muscles The old idea that water Distribution Dave Sadowski. Marie Palermo advisable before jogging, run- and digesting food — both should be withheld during Back Page Shelley Adams Reporting Staff: Christopher Jon ning or biking — it makes the functions will suffer. 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Room 104 Monroe Doctrine, March 30,1987, 3 Album Review SA submits new smoking Furs seduce with horns and sax policy recommendations By Tom Peter The Psychedelic Furs have On March 13 Andrew Sims, chairperson of the Student never been known for subtle- Association Senate, and Joe Alessi, president of the Student ty. By presenting us with tunes Association, sent the following memorandum to MCC Presi- like Pretty in Pink and In You dent Dr. Peter A. Spina and the Board of Trustees as their Like a Train, the Furs display recommendation on the college's smoking policy: their knack for writing about The Student Senate and Student Association President shattered dreams and broken recommend that the suggested smoking policy change hearts. These bad boys of new be initiated only with the provision of an enclosed, ven- wave are far from perfect and tilated area for smoking. somehow they seem to enjoy Many concerns were raised by both smoking and non- that niche. smoking students as well as student leaders about the policy Years ago, the Furs hit the change as it currently reads. The following points were scene to deliver us their very brought up: distinctive brand of hip music. 1. ENFORCEMENT Their first LP was released in The policy as stated does not provide effective enforce- 1980. Four albums later, their ment. The theory of voluntary compliance may be relevant transformation is evident. after the policy has been in effect for a few years. For these Their latest offering, Midnight first few years, however, we do not feel it will be adequate to Midnight, shows what seven in the attempt to stop smokers from lighting up on campus. years can do to cult heros. Penalties, either monetary or academic, should be instated The first single, Heartbreak and strictly enforced by people with the proper authority to Beat, is an honest, captivating do so. Students should not be left with this responsibility. tune. This midtempo tune is To do so would create unnecessary negative student almost like a seduction as it much like their earlier works the Law tries to incorporate confrontations. grabs you with its hooks of dis- such as Heartbeat from the the Furs' darker side, but it 2. EQUALITY tant horns and, of course, Mirror Moves LP. This par- just ends up in Nowheresville. The policy states that only people with single-person of- Richard Butler's infamous ticular song is billed with dis- When all is said and done, fices will be allowed the right to smoke. This blatantly creates raspy voice. tant, but present, guitar licks this piece of vinyl is pretty a double standard between faculty and students. Either they Another dance tune, Shock, that, when combined, actual- good. They are still the same can both smoke on campus or not. is positively Furs' material as ly sound pretty neat. old Furs up to the same tricks. 3. FTEs it hits you with its strange sax- Midnight to Midnight, Richard Butler has kept his Will the failure to provide a smoking area lead to a lines. The absolute best song however, is not free from precious rasp of a voice, sax- decrease in FTEs? Is it possible that smokers will fail to on the LP has got to be Angels disappointments, because a aphonist Mars Williams plays register if no area is provided to smoke? Seeing as how Don't Cry — a ballad of sorts, couple of them do exist. One a mean sax, and they still are smoking students are here all year, why aren't you con- as it melodically weaves into a such tune is the title track, sincere. They believe in the cerned with accommodating them? Why is it when the truly romantic piece of music. which tries to grab you but has music they create and so do academic calendar was first created with a pre-Labor Day One More Word is very no hooks whatsoever. All of their fans. start, it was so important to accommodate the student who couldn't make an early registration? Yet now the smoking student is left unhelped. Remember, the desire to smoke is SPRING ON-CAMPUS RECRUITMENT a physical addiction and not something that can be shut on FOR MAY 1987 GRADUATES or off by a time clock. 4. COMPLIANCE APRIL 1 Monroe Community Hospital & Merchandising It has been openly stated by many students that they will Nursing Foxmoor Marriott Inn Fashion Buying & Merchandising, Retail continue to smoke with blatant disregard for this new policy Food Service Admin., Hotel Tech. Business Management unless an area is designated to smoke in. With this in mind, APRIL 2 Newark-Wayne Community Hosptial APRIL 7 Catholic Charities designation of a smoking area would aid in getting students Medical Lab Tech., Medical Record Human Services, Liberal Arts, Recreation to comply with this new policy. Tech., Nursing, Office Tech. (medical Leadership 5. PREPARATION concentration), Radiologic Tech., Office Mates "5" Office Technology Respiratory Therapy TAD Temporaries What is being done to break in the new policy? We recom- APRIL 3 The Gap Accounting, Medical Record Tech., mend that workshops and programs be set up to gently ease Retail Business, Fashion Buying Office Technology the shock and to create public awareness. Not only do we believe this may help in getting compliance, but that it will generate publicity about the coming of the change on May 7. Ultimately, we believe the best way to both avoid and solve problems concerning the above mentioned concerns is to provide a designated smoking area. We should also state MATHEMATICS/COMPUTER R I T SCIENCE LEARNING that the non-smokers who have raised concerns and have CENTER been approached with this recommendation have shown (Rooms 9-216, 9-212, 9-211) great support for it as well. TEST YOUR ECONOMICS I.Q. Included are petitions from smokers who have organized HOURS OF OPERATION: with our consent. They have gathered signatures of people Monday-Thursday, Q. Where can you find a good start in a A. Economics 8:00 a.m.-10:00 p.m. career that currently pays an average at RIT who support our recommendation. The signatures are from Friday, 8:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. both smoking and non-smoking students. Saturday, 9:00 a.m.-12:00 noon salary of $55,000 in New York State? Q. Where can you get a solid career A. Economics education with a strong liberal arts at RIT Expert typing services: 18 years experience, reason- foundation? able prices, resumes, term papers, thesis, applica- tions, memos, etc. Also proofreading and any GREAT COPIES Q. 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LET "COOP" PUT YOU AHEAD OF THE PACK! Yes, I want to know more about RIT's program in Economics Name. Great hours, too. Kinko's is Address; open early, open late and open weekends. Phone Mail or phone: Degree Programs kinko's College ot Liberal Arts For Summer and foil Co-Op Great copies. Great people. RSSS1 Rochester Institute of Technology Cooperative fducotion Office. - Coordinator: €d Vesneihc 1 [ 1) P.O. Box 9887 Boom.: •> 2U. S 220 Phone Number: 424-JCOO fat: 3221 271-2130 lltr Rochester. NY 14623 08R? 1667 Mt. Hope Avenue (716)475-2449 MCC Mt. Hope Shopping Plaza We take passport and I.D. photos. 4, Monroe Doctrine, March 30,1987 Stevens enjoys Mesa College exchange

By Laurie Schlegel teacher." between members of the (because about 70 percent live holds 11 productions per year, Until the mid-'70s there The clearing house at Pur- consortium. on campus) is that they are three each semester, as well were an abundant number of due tries to shift people Stevens stated, To the as a five show repertoire sabbaticals, conferences and around where they best fit. Ex- best of my knowledge. MCC is theater in the summer. workshops in the whole area changing a professor with one the only community college in Every show is a sellout," of academia, " stated MCC school doesn't necessarily the consortium." This is a Stevens commented. Professor Robert Stevens. He mean that you will get a per- hinderance for placing since In his experience at Mesa. further explained that as we son from that school to teach most of the four year institu- Stevens has been able to pur- drew further into the 80s, the at your school. tions, having graduate pro- sue his interest in American whole area of these possibil- Professor Robert Stevens, grams, aren't interested in frontier with three colleagues ities dried up. as part of the National Facul- having community college in- who share his interest. He also The National Faculty Ex- ty Exchange, went to ,Mesa structors in their programs. acknowledges an interest in change Program opened new College in Grand Junction Mesa College is a small theater, a hobby he is active in doors, allowing faculty mem- Colorado:* MCC did not re- liberal arts school with a stu- at Mesa as well as MCC. bers of different colleges to ceive an exchange for him. 1 dent body of approximately Upon his return to MCC teach at different universities. Stevens explained, "MCC 5,000. larger, averaging 60 students Stevens has to "payback" six The exchange program is a didn't have to let me go "The staff is similar to that each. hours to the college. Ft was consortium of around 100 col- because they didn't get an ex- of MCC, very qualified," "I have more time to spend one of the major conditions to leges who pool resources, change, but through luck, or; Stevens said. "Most have with my students, do reading letting him go. working out of Purdue Univer- error on MCC's part, all rights| Ph.D.s but they come here and venture out into my own "I'll be back by July 1," sity in Indiana. to have me replaced were because Mesa (as does MCC) area of interest, frontier Stevens said, "net without As a member of the ex- waived." has a strong emphasis on history," he said. "The area is stocking and screaming; but I'll change, each institution is Mesa, being shorthanded teaching faculty." Many other just a gold mine (he laughs) be back." able to recruit or submit on staff members, did not institutions put the major — no pun intended." Stevens has also agreed to names for exchange. have members involved in the emphasis on research and Describing Mesa as the give a presentation on his ex- A faculty member first puts cultural center of an area in a periences to faculty and in- his name into a pool with a The National Faculty Ex- Stevens describes the stu- radius of 200 miles, Stevens terested students. selection of three colleges he change Program gives facul- dent body at Mesaas simiila r emphasizes their outstanding "Yeah, I'll be glad to get would like to teach at. ty members a chance to go to to MCC but not as diverse drama and fine arts programs back. I'm gonna miss this Stevens adds, "Hopefully another college and 'renew ethnically. economically or in which are well received by the place," Stevens said, "but my one of them would like to have themselves." age. community. friends are there and I love my you there as a visiting Exchanges can only occur "The major difference The drama department colleagues."

Professor Robert Stevens in his office at MESA Wubben Hall on campus at MESA. Stevens' American Government class; he also teaches an College. Photos courtesy Robert Stevens introductory American History section.

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Mark your calendars - plan to attend- open to the college community Free Refreshments tate University of New York College For more information contact I X. Grasso, Institutional Chair, Faculty Association at Brockport Tuesday, April 7, 3:30 p.m., 3 I12B • George Larkovics (History & Political Science) For more information contact the Admissions Office, (•orhachov's Russia SUNY College at Brockport Brockport, NY 14420 (716) 395-2751 Wednesday. April 15. 3:00 p.m.. 3-112A • Debbie Erickson (Psychology) Understanding Your Students' Learning Style Through the Meyrs Briggs Monroe Doctrine, March 30,1987,5 FEATURES Music Review Freaky 'cartoon stuff By Laurie Schlegel Gerber (baby face) Schmidt "We want to blow people's (lead vocals), Tiny (drums), heads off," stressed Scratch and Hal Roach (bass) com- Holiday, guitarist for Freak. prise the remainder of this Freak is out there to per- somewhat offensive form, to put on a show that will entourage. really stir the viewers. They The strength of Freak want, and work to be con- abounds in their undeniable sidered crude and obnoxious. mastering of their talents. Tiny However, they consider them- wields incredible sound and selves neither violent nor style, living for each beat as he satanic. loses touch with all other life "We write about silly forms during the set. things," states Holiday, The band comes together "basically cartoon stuff." This well, while common per- idea is enforced in some of sonalities full of candor, color, their originals. What's Hap- and perhaps conceit are pened to Fred poses the ques- revealed. Their music is like tion of the location of Fred an invitation to enter a new Flintstone; Can't Do It explains world; leave the problems the life of a hen-pecked hus- home. Freak's intentions are band who will do anything but clear, they want people up, make love to his wife; and jumping and blowing off Where the Roaches Roam steam. discusses a view from The idea for Freak was cockroaches. As the lights go developed by Roach and Holi- down and the wild beats day while they were "not I1 begin, you're likely to develop painting" schools last sum- an irresistable urge to slam mer. Disgusted with radio and dance. Metal undertones and bored with the music scene, a Ramones influence are the idea emerged. exposed. Freak has some tentative o "There's no doubt what college dates planned for 0. we're about," Holiday said. future shows. But, with these Top: Freak performing at Idols, bottom: Hal Roach and Scratch Holiday. "We're loud, fast and fun." guys, who knows! Theatre COLLEGE VISITS TO MCC SUNY HealtftPs"cience Center The following colleges have at Syracuse 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Modified productions set for weekend scheduled visits to MCC in the By Dave Smith The author, Lanford Wilson, a young woman's efforts to near future. All represent- Bowling Green 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Lanford Wilson's The Sand has been one of the leading deal with the death of her atives will be located in the 1 Castle and three monologues American playwrights since mother. Student Center Hallway. SUNY Br-ock'pBri 1f a.m.-1 p.m. from Talking With by Jane his Balm in Gilead in 1965. He Jane Martin is the pen name Martin will be performed in the won the Pulitzer Prize for used by the otherwise un- Wild Goose chases MCC Theater, Friday and Drama and the New York known author of the 11 extra- to Oak Orchard Preserve April 4, 11, 12, and 18. Saturday, April 3 and 4, at Critics' Circle Award in 1980 ordinary monologues which Meet at MCC loop at 1 p.m. or at Brockport Plaza at 1:45 p.m. 8:00 p.m. and Sunday, April 5, for Talley's Folly. Other awards make up Talking With. This Faculty, staff, students welcome. Call Bonnie Glickman, ext. 5134. at 2:30 p.m. by MCC students. include the New York Drama work premiered at the annual These are adult, serious Critics' Circle Award, the short play festival of the Actors works; they contain some Outer Critics' Circle Award, Theater in Louisville, Ken- cursing and some scenes and an Obie for The Hot I tucky. It was immediately about sexual relations: they Baltimore, an Obie for The recognized with standing ova- ALFRED were not written for children. Mound Builders, and Tony tions and critical acclaim in Admission is $1 in advance Award nominations for Talley's The New York Times, Village from the Student Activities Folly, 5th of July, and Angels Voice, etc. It went on to win the UNIVERSITY Desk or at the door. Fall. 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The play has been a tough ol' girl who doesn't tact Dave Smith, director, at recognized as one of the 10 want to dress up like "Minnie ext. 3317, the spei . ^nd • Alfred is affordable. Generous in financial aid and scholarships. 80% of best one-acts of its time and our students receive financial aid. Our Transfer Presidential Scholarship, damn Mouse in a tutu"; and theater office, or at 586-5012. equal to $1,000 and $4,000 a year, is automatically awarded to communi- was a television special. "Clear Glass Marbles," about ty college graduates with a cum. g.p.a. of 3.3 or higher.

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Ohio; Hanover College, an team, says that, "In com- American selection in right Playing right field and NAIA school in Indiana; the parison with last year's team, field, feels that Chamberlain is leading off will be George University of Cincinnati, a Div- this team looks pretty good." a "good disciplinarian" and Hildreth, who is perhaps the ision I school; and Gannon Last year the Tribs were "expects 100 percent from best bat handler on the team. College, a Division II school in 25-5-1. Overall, Chamberlain himself and his players." Last year Hildreth, an All- Erie, Pennsylvania. has amassed an unbelievable Chamberlain feels that his ex- American, led the team in The team will stay in 426-144-1 record, so you pectations are derived from home runs, triples, RBIs, Mansfield, Ohio, on Wednes- decide whether or not he's the philosophy that "if you stolen bases, and runs scored. day and Thursday and will qualified to draw comparisons. don't expect anything, you The other All-American, commute from there to their The major reason for this catcher Guy DeLucia, will games against Sinclair and favorable comparison is the probably not see as much Hanover. Friday, Saturday quality of the pitching staff. defensive action this year and Sunday the players will Freshmen right-handed hard- "If you don't because of the recovery of stay in Covington, Kentucky, ball hurlers Jim Conley and Riemer from an arm injury, but from where they will travel Mark Seaman are both ex- expect may platoon as a DH. 2-2V2 hours to arrive in time pected to start this season. Moving from right field to for their games against Cin- Ray Huff, the only starting center field this year will be cinnati, Sinclair and Gannon. lefty on the squad, adds anything, John Kiley, who made only The trip was funded entirely amazing control and hard one error at his position last by the baseball players, who breaking pitches. In the bull- you don't get year. participated in a number of pen veteran M ike Coene and Starting at second base, Ed money raising functions in- two new pitchers, Mark Di- anything." Morelli hopes to hit over .350 cluding a baseball card show mino and Dave Merrill, add and says that his major goal is and setting up the regional stability and insurance. to "help contribute to the team wrestling meet. Rounding out the pitching staff in their effort to go to Colorado Dave Chamberlain, MCC are Kevin Mattison and Brian (NJCAA championships)." baseball coach, says that he Pragle, two fastball pitchers don't get anything." Ron Polizzi and Frosh Rich hopes that the spring trip will who will definitely fit in as the The 1987 team should get Forder will battle each other give him a chance to see season progresses. Huff, everything. Five All-Americans for the position at third base. "who will come to the top whose goals for the season in- from last year return to give Last year Polizzi played 30 Huff looks the runner back on first base with a steely glare. (position wise) in pitching and clude eight victories and an the team a strong basis on games for MCC and batted left field." e.r.a. of under 4.0, holds which to build. Tim Riemer .254. Polizzi says that he Chamberlain, who is also the and George Strott, who were doesn't mind the competition pitching coach, in high named to the Region III and and will take things "one step esteem, saying, "Coach Northeast All-Star Squads last at a time." Chamberlain is a workhorse year as well as making Ail- Playing for the first time in whose knowledge of the game American, will start at catcher an MCC uniform and starting In 'Rochester is indisputable." and first base, respectively. at shortstop will be Dave

"Academic Standards will be kept or else..." here's whif Brust, a transfer student who played Division I ball at the Eugene Welch '67 University of Maryland. Assistant State Attorney Completing the list of General in charge of starters is Ed Hickey, who will the Rochester Region play left field and batted .490 at Geneva High School last "If it were not for my year. Fisher education, I would While baseball is on a ma- not have attended law jority of the players' minds, school, and certainly Skip Bailey, assistant athletic would not be managing a high volume litigation director and baseball coach, office." says that "academic stand- ards will be kept or else . . ." When Chamberlain was asked Complete your degree in 60 hours* whether or not schoolwork Talk with our transfer counselor. Kathleen Gorman. was more important than Find out about transfer student grants and scholarships baseball he responded, "The 'Depending on program and major. team's success is based on two-year players. If the player is a marginal student but a starter, he will play. If he's a first-year player who doesn't contribute that much I won't keep him." Whether or not Chamberlain will have any academic problems on his team remains to be seen, but he feels that his program "puts pressure on a guy to be successful." Hopefully, this year, the 3690 East Ave Rochester. NY (716)385-8000 team will be successful in Ray Huff will be one of 3 starting pitchers. both. Monroe Doctrine, March 30,1987, 7

Lamont Jarrett's true gift SPORTS is coaching track stars By Len Boos in the 100 yard dash (9.7 out. Brockport agreed to take seconds) and sixth in the 200 him back if he first received his Halfway through his yard dash (21.8). associate's degree in physical sophomore year at Fresno The University of Southern education . . . that's where City Community College, California was one of the col- MCC fit into the picture. Lamont Jarrett, MCC track leges which started to take In 1985, at the age of 36, he coach, suffered an injury notice of his abilities. They of- entered MCC. Before entering which would change his life fered him a scholarship if he he filled out an application for forever. attended their school, but first, track coach. Because of his It was a normal conference to get his grades up, he had to experience, and because the football game. Fresno City, attend a junior college. job had been vacated, Jarrett which the year before had won But now, after the injury, the is now coaching the MCC the state championship, was hopes of ever going to USC track team. He says that peo- playing Reedley College, the seemed distant and Jarrett ple asked him why, at 36, he second ranked junior college became dispondent. He had wanted to go back to college. in the state of California joined a fraternity his They wanted to know why, behind Fresno City. freshman year at FCCC and when his father had died in Ivan Matthew (L) led the team with an 11.9 rebound average and 598 After a touch-down had now that he had quit college, 1975 of a heart attack and his pts. Dan Putney puts it home against Erie CC. been scored by Reedley, he had nowhere else to go. mother passed away in 1983 Jarrett fielded the kickoff and He stayed at the frat house of cancer. . . why, when he 1986-87 Basketball Stats was headed upfield when a and worked at Sears in the had his promising football Ast defensive player upended sporting department. Later, he career ended by an injury and Fg Ft Pts Ave Rebs O-D Ave Ave Fg% Ft% him. Another player crashed moved into his own apart- had subsequently dropped out " 26 Ivan 72 . into him in midair so that when ment, not realizing that his of two colleges . . . why did he Matthew 230-458 112-158 598 23.6 311 141-10 11.9 2^ 50.8 70.8 Jarrett reached the ground, talents lay in coaching. want to start again? Jarrett "29 Chris 1/4 his knee, which was going to In 1978, Jarrett moved back smiles and replies, "It's never Lowe 128-240 83-107 373 128 68 25-43 2.3 (feT 53.3 77.5 brace his fall, landed to Rochester, where he dis- too late." 21 Len 66, 368 17.5 223 87-134 10.6 3.1 52.5 66.7 sideways. covered his true gift... the Now that he's track coach, Lewis 146-278 42-63 38^ He had to be assisted off ability to coach track. He went Jarrett is ready to start 27 Jack DeVito 32-86 20-36 85 3.1 39 13-26 1.4 1.4 37.2 55.5 the field with badly torn back to Monroe High School again . . . it's time. "You plan 28 Joe cartilage ... his college foot- as their track coach. In 1980, for success and if you fail, you Rosicke 86-206 37-62 216 7.7 183 78-112 6.5 K5~ 41.7 59.6 ball career was over. at the age of 30, Jarrett re- try another way." 29 Dan 28 turned to SUNY College at Everything that has hap- Putney 96-199 41-66 232 8.0 209 48-161 7.2 IT 48.2 62.1 Back at Monroe High Brockport. He reached a low pened before, he believes 19 Carl 64 School, as a member of the point when, towards the end of happened for a reason. "I Watkins 144-293 21-27 335 17.6 42 6-36 2.2 3~3 47.1 77.7 Rochester City-Catholic Foot- his first school year, his gained an inner strength from 24 Ken b3 ball League, Jarrett had led mother contracted cancer. things that have happened in McAllister 73-137 10-26 189 78 28 4-24 1.1 22 53.2 38.4 the conference in scoring his With the responsibility of his the past, and I believe that 6 Dave 5 9 3-6 1.3 9 51.3 30.0 junior year. More impressive mother and college being too everyone has a chance to Pulley 19-37 3-10 43 7.1 13 were his track stats; in 1970 much to handle, his grades make it." 6 Tony Robinson 14-33 6-13 34 5.6 16 4-12 2.6 2 1 42 4 46.1 he had placed fifth in the state slipped and he had to drop It's Jarret's turn to make it. 1 Ed Bradon 0-2 1 0-1 1.0 — Students on Drug & Alcohol Awareness • TRACK 10 Stan 16_ (Friends of Bill W.) Annette Smith, a Smith 81-139 34-44 197 19.7 94 61-33 9.4 16 58.3 77.2 sophomore track and field TOTALS 1052-2108 409-612 Meet in 6-305 every Monday standout at MCC, earned ' 1st Team All-Region OFF 2555 88.1 during College Hour (12-1) NJCAA All-American honors •* 2ns Team All-Region DEF 2325 80.1 in the long jump (17'2") and - 2 yrs. 1 MCC Career Stats — triple jump (35'5 /2") at the Ast NJCAA championships, which GP Fg Ft Pts Ave RebsO/D Ave Ave Fg»/o Ft% We'll Pay $350 were held March 13-14 at 145 Macomb CC in Warren, 54 Ivan 476 861 214-308 1166 21.>! 565 193-372 10 4 2.6 55.2 70.1 to Cold Study Volunteers needed for isolation study in May. 296 Michigan. - To be conducted at completion of academic year. Healthy 55 Chris 203-432 123-162 583 106 119 51-68 2.1 5.4 46.9 75.9 males and females between 18 and 30 years of age needed. For 104 ,—• more info and to apply please come to the Infectious Disease • BASKETBALL 57 Joe 202-429 73-117 484 84 410 177-240 9.1 1.8 47.0 62.3 Unit (room 3-6208) at Strong Memorial Hospital on April 1, Ivan Matthew, the leading 3 Pts 2, or 3, between 9 a.m. and 4 p.m. scorer and rebounder on the Chris 14-25 Jack 3-7 MCC men's basketball team, Ken 6-11 Len 6-40 Ivan 2-5 Carl 26-74 was recently named Player of the Year in the Penn-York Conference. ountoineers Matthew, a sophomore for- Optimistic year seen for ward from Toronto, Ontario, was named to the NJCAA women's Softball team By Chris Scarlata Shapiro thinks he has a Region III All-Star first team. MCC MOUNTAINEERS Better defense, stronger of- strong nucleus of young You're Invited fense and more depth in pitch- players coming in. Kellie MCC Winter Mountaineers invites backpackers to par- ing sounds like a winning for- Wilkins (Hilton) and Josette ticipate in a non-technical climb on Big Slide Mt. (4240 ft.) Schedule: Baseball mula for the MCC women's Riola (Mooney) will be im- in the Adirondacks on April 11-12 (Saturday-Sunday). • Home team in CAPS softball team. Coach Murph mediate starters and strong Departure is on Friday, April 10. Deposit of $11 (non- Shapiro said, "It was our impact players. Val Felder refundable) at S.A. Desk by Wed., April 8. Wed., April 1 MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE pitching that killed us last (Monroe), Chris Molinaro REQUIRED: vs. Nazareth. 3 p.m. year." Shapiro, however, is (Athena), and Traci Shirtz • Good physical condition: must be able to carry 55 lbs. up Thurs., April 2 pretty optimistic about his (Sodus) will be welcome sur- the mountain for 6-10 hours in rain, shine, wind, mud, MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE pitching staff for this year. Ac- prises to the Lady Tribunes' and/or snow. vs. St. John Fischer. 3 p.m. cording to him, "pitching is the lineup. • Appropriate winter gear: sturdy snowshoes with snow grip- Sat., April 4 key to a successful season." A couple of early season pers and instep crampons. Rentals available in the club. MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE vs. Erie CC 1 p.m. With only two returning games against Nazareth and • Adequate winter/rain clothing, sorrel boots. starters, the Lady Tribunes' St. John Fisher, two Division • Dehydrated dinners. Sun., April 5 MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE experience is suspect. Susan III teams, will help bring the SPACK LIMITED — FIRST COME FIRST SERVED vs. Jamestown CC. 1 p.m. Rink, one of last year's top hit- ladies together. Shapiro thinks CONTACT: Alan Feltz, chief Winteneer or Jan Wiranowski, Wed., April 1 ters, and Maggie Board, who they'll come up with a big faculty advisor, building 8-618, ext. 5318. Leave address and MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE plays second base, will pro- season and a better record vs. Nazareth. 3 p.m. telephone number. vide that experience. than last year. APRIL VIDEOS March 30 - April 3

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