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- - ---'--~' .... Glendon joins the race ·for Mega City Student to travelling on the Don Valley Parkway. "We should look into run/or making it mandatory that a car Mayor must have at least two people when using the Don Valley by A. Cameron Branston Parkway. We should emphasize Onceagaina Glendonstudent is proving he is ready to tackle more carpooling." conventional political notions. In Like many of his opponents, this year's Megacity Mayoral Bathija did not support the Election, Glendon student Hans amalgamation 6fMetro's 6cities Bathija will put his credibility into one 'megacity'. "Iget weary and reputation on the line when politicians start talking against such experienced aboutefficiency and easy access. politicians as Mel Lastman and My experience in the corporate Barbara Hall. In an interview world has taught me that bigger with Bathija at a trendy cafe in is not always better. This was an the Carleton and Church area, he discussed his thoughts about undemocratic act by Mike this decision to take on such a Harris." The Megacity is here to huge challenge. "This is a great stay, Bathija acknowledges. learningexperience,muchbetter When asked what separates thananypoliticalsciencecourse. him from other experienced This is real life." politicians, Bathija is quick to The 28-year old systems answer " the fact that I'm consultant has paid the 100 dollar inexperienced. We need new deposit to have his name placed blood. The Babyboomers have on the ballot along with 13 other done what they could, but they canOlaares. haven -( succeeded. An airerJJ Bathija, a graduate in political ative approach is needed.," he science, has been active in believes, "adifferentperspective previous ci vic election campaigns is needed." Bathija feels that he as well as student politics. While is not hampered by special at Glendon, Bathija served as a interests. "I have no stake in the member of the Glendon College system, l'm not looking out for corporations or unions." When asked about leadership, Bathija lists his experience as a baseball and hockey coach, as well as having a varied back ground. "I've provided leader ship in those areas." Although Bathija has many strengths, he will be up against some fierce experienced competition ' such as Mel Lastman and Barbara Hall, whose campaigns are well under way. Despite the odds, Bathija is determined to make a difference In this race. "Politicians can make a difference if they want to. It depends on who their support is." Regardless, ofthe obstacles he says he is willingtochallenge the system to make a difference. "Ifyou challenge the system, the system may work against you. I'm willing to challenge the Is this a face you could trust? Glendon student Hans Bathija has system." entered the race for the mayor of the Mega city~ me, Your first issue is- out and you must be excited. I am writing this reader, my dear Pro Tern, I (unlike letter to you to warn you against getting too excited - if you don't the girl in the example) will not let control yourself, you'll get cheesy. you get cheesy. Her indifference is the fertile ground that nourishes the Nooneevertalks about the threat cheeseball you are trying not to be. boy's cheese. Though she acts her of possible cheesiness, no one ever An example: the giddy pepsi-drinker indifference out through gum anticipates the problem of cheese, breathing 4" away from the face of chewing, don't get me wrong -I A few weeks ago, I was finally hit with the realization they only recognize it once it has his love interest, confessing the don't have anything against gum that this is to be my final year at Glendon. In dealing already hit them between the eyes. vulgarities of his inner life and chewing perse, it'sonly wrong when with thedauntingstruggleoftrmsition, Ihavecomposed Lucky for you, I'm different. So I stipulatingall possible future actions, its abused, like when you chew gum a shortlist. It is written in honourofthe frosh who have hereby warn you: beware the cheese, while she just wants to be left alone vigorously to let others know that recently descended on our campus and I hope itwill be fear fromage. Whatdo I mean by the to chew her 'gum in peace. He's your thinking about what they're ofvalue to you in years to come. It is a list of things at word "cheese"?It'seagerexpression guilty of being a cheeseball. But saying to you, when really you're Glendon thatwe shouldall take a moment toappreciate - in bad taste. It's the camp of she's guilty of letting him curdle only thinking about chewing. before our time here runs out. Why not clip it out and communication. It's chewing that way. 'I'hat's just stupid. add it to the clutter on your mini-fridge for easy bubble-gum to present yourselfas a Cheese is the camp of Fear the Fromage, reference? casual person, butchewing it offthe communication, and communication Chew Gum Wisely, Overlooking theobvious(ProTem,intimateclassroom bottom of your foot like the is a two-way process. As a caring QF environments,ourbeautifultreedsurroundings), there are otheraspects ofGlendon thatare equallydeserving ofour accolades. Ergo, I am seizing this opportunity to. ETUDIANTS BILINGUES ATTENTION share with you an Appreciation Guide to the Glendon -------EmiledeRosnay ALL BILINGUAL STUDENTS! Roads Less Travelled... 1) Cafeteria mashed potatoes and gravy. If there's LeprogrammeTravailetetudes-uncertificatgeneralquicomprend one food item that's safe to eat, it's this. Smooth, 24cridits(18auprogramme,6dansunautredepartementdeGlendon) creamy potatoes slide past your teeth, while waves of - is in its first experimental year. gravywarmupyourinsides. Vegetarians take note: this delectable gravy is rumoured to be made with beans. Si vous voulez de I'experience healthy mixture ofthe academic and dechoix. The work placement, which' The ultimatecomfortfood, this tasty treatisguaranteed dans votre metierchoisi (ou vous ne the practical, et ce n'est pas une involves 240 hrs ofwork in 30 days to make you smile. savez pas, mais vous aspirez a affaire de mickey! (one day a. week), is accompanied 2) The roofofthe Manor. Don'taskme to tellyoujust quelquechosed' inspirant),etvoulez The fall tenn of the first year by a weekly seminar. how I got up there, but ifyou get the opportunity, don't ohtenirun certificaten meme temps, consists of an Orientation class, Si vous etes interesse or would turn it down. The view is awe-inspiring and if you're Ie certificat vous offre une wort~ 3credits towards yourhonours like some more info about applying luckyenough to catcha sunrise, you'll be forever proud opportunite d'acquerir cette degree (only honours students will for next year, vous pouvez contacter . to be a Glendonite. experience et de developper une be accepted). In the winter term, professeur Marc Lesage (dept. de 3) The stair-climb from the lower lot up to the competence theorique dans Ie monde again for 3 credits, the course Sociologie), or Michele .Croteau campus. Oops. Sorry, that's anitemfrom my things-to du travail. The program allows concentrateson inquiry/research into (administrative secretary) at: erase-from-my-memory-in-order-to-maintain-sanity students to get the "big picture" by the specific workplace. Durant la C211 Pavillon York list. researching the specific environment deuxieme annee, cette fois pour 12 tel: (416)487-6733 thatthey choose, while ~till focusing 4) "Parking for Dollars"- a game I play in the upper credits, les etudiantes commencent fax: (416)487-6728 on the general issues which influence leur "Stage pratique et seminaire de lot that's ever so much fun. Simply drive into the lot both that p~ic,y,lar area and ,the stage": elles se lancent dans une without paying, park, and walk away. It's that easy! world at large; par exemple, les a experience unique dans leur milieu With a fee of $9.00 versus a possible parking ticket worth $12.00, it'sa $3.00 risk thatkeeps on giving. And the elation of walking to your car and finding a ticket free windshield is spectacular. S) Only at G1endon (home ofthe anomalous female/ male ratio) will you find more women's washrooms Pro Tern: room 117 than men's. Never before have women had it this easy. Foranextra-special treat, there's evenone hallwaywith Jm;nIr~U ~~ ~~j])ll~l]]}1.IDIr~ Glendon Hall, neighbouring women's washrooms. Life doesn't get. 487-6736 much better than this. ~ Jl~Ib~~~ 6) Itwould be a gross indecency to the integrityofthe campus ifI left "The Happy Couple" offmy list. I won't tell you exactly what they are, but I will tell you where lrUl1~~~;n1 S) to find them. They provide the main f9cal point of the ~~j])ll~Jm1})~Ir ~~ fountain in the rose garden behind Frost. Suffice it to say, they exhibit love in it's most pure form. ;n II ~ ~ ~~j])JmC4 That's it. The end ofmy list. Sarcastic, as usual, but with an underlying word of truth. Remember, your years at Glendon will be over faster than you think. Deadline for sub Take time now to revelin the little things thatmake ours Vous avez des comme'ntaires. Faites such a special campus. Uncover your own everyday nous les parvenir par courrier . missions: wonders to cherish - we both know they're out there. electronique (E-Mail). Notre adresse: Thesday, September I promise, you'll be happier down the road when you protem@delphi •glendon.yorku.ca 30, 1997 at 5:00pm. have a few perfect Glendon memories stuck between your teeth. Any comments? Send them to us by E Date de Tombee : Mail. Our address: mardi 30 septembre ss [email protected] it 17hOO.