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Please keep your Now the U.S. government is not the recipient letters to fewer than 300 words. of these payments, but rather the corporations BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS that do business throughout the world. Trump On Dec. 30, Donald Trump is quoted in the New denouncing the existence of funding for the ar- York Times in regard to the Russian hacking of maments in Europe as well as the Far East are NEWSPAPER ADVISORY GROUP: Robert Hall, Seth Murphy, Michael Petryni, David Syre endangering U.S.