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Volume 25 Issue 22 February 20,1991 Head Coach Beck Leaves for Notre Dame

By Sarah Stinson leave Grand Valley with mixed Edilor in Chief emotions. I'm excited about start­ ing at Notre Dame but I have a Tom Beck has left his position great deal of fondness for the play­ as head football coach at Grand ers and coaching staff at Grand Valley for an assistant coaching Valley. It's been a satisfying six position at the University of Notre years." Dame. Athletic Director Mike The GVSU Sports Information Kovalchik commented, "Tom Office has confirmed that Beck Beck did an outstanding job here resigned late last week after six at Grand Valley. We'll search for s e a s o n s a successor both internally and with the from outside the university. We Lakers. wish to maintain a first-quality He was football program.” expected The Athletic Department, in the to begin wake of Beck's departure and work with coming rapidly up on spring the Fight­ football, now goes to the task of ing Irish trying to find j replacement for this week Beck. in South Sentiment is running high that Bend. Beck an assistant coach who is accus­ Although as of early Wednes­ tomed to the present system be day morning, Notre Dame had not promoted, to preserve the direc­ made an official announcement tion in which the team has been regarding Beck's appointment, n moving m the past few years. is sure that he is finished at Grand Mitchell says, however, "We Valley. all have complete faith that Dr. GVSl1 is actively seeking a new Kovalchik w ill do a great job and head coach and those involved in make the best decision for the the program are attempting to go program, no matter w hat it turns on with business as usual. out to be." Beck called a team meeting last No official date has been set for wra-k to announce his departure to a final decision, but it is hoped that the players and leave them with there will be an announcement by some parting thoughts. the beginning of spring break. When he met with (lie team on The coaches and players are left Wednesday, Bec k told the players at this point to try and go on with that Lou Holtz (Notre Dame's head - - - - - : PHOTO BY BOB COOLEY life as usual. Linebacker coach .. coach) had offered him a |ob, and. Bobby Howard says. "Thedeeision 'Cello player Jenny Bishop plays during a performance o f the GVSU Chamber Orchestra given although it was a very difficult is out of our hands now . We're Sunday Afternoon in the Louis Armstrong Theater decision, that he would be going to See Beck, p 16 South Bend. “It was a total shock- I had no idea that is was going to happen." said Bob Mitchell, a returning se­ The Recession Will Affect the Class of ’91 nior, about Beck sannouncement. Bv Simon Hatley the time most they will often have to accept less Mitchell summed up the feel­ New s W n le r 1989-90 gradu­ desirable job offers. ings of many of the players, say­ ates began However, Bornhofen also said ing, “I was not happy with the Employment statistics for 1989- searching for that, because the recession will whole thing at first- it was so un­ 90 GVSU graduates indicate that jobs. not last forever, students should expected- but I am happy for Coach 1991 graduates will probably face John O. take a philosophical attitude to­ Beck now. I think it's the best a tight job market. Bornhofen, ward the tight job market. thing for him." Sixty-nine percent of 1989-90 professor of li- He said that the economy could In an official statement. Beck graduates have been able to land nanceatGVSU, be out of recession by the end of sa> l of Ins time with the Lakers, "1 jobs related to them majors, said pointed out 1991. Thomas M. Sevkora, director of three difficul­ According to Bornhofen. eco­ GVSU's Cooperative Education ties 1991 nomic recovery would be aided by and Placement Office. That per­ graduates will the following: an end to the Per­ centage is down from the 77 per­ probably run sian Gulf War, a drop in interest cent c >t 1988-89 graduates who into because of rates on bank loans and the adop­ were able to land such jobs di­ O pinion...... p. 4 the recession: tion of a more economically rectly alter graduation Campus Life...... p- 6 first, they will stimulative policy by the Federal Sevkora said that 1991 gradu­ Reserve. Lntertainment...... p. 10 have fewer job ates will encounter a job market opportunities: Sevkora said that students should Classified A ds...... p. 1 S similar to tfiat encountered hv the second, they develop their interviewing skills S ports...... p. 1 5 1989-90 graduates. Although lew will have to before graduation in order to be realized it then, he said, the current search longer recession had already begun by for jobs; third. See Recession, p 7 Page 2 The Lanthorn Febnisry 20,1991

RECESSION from p . l ------— , . '■ - - ...... » ...... -.... mi ...... - ... - , . Koran Plays a Major Role in IranianTactics come mote competitive in the field; the remaining 31 percent By Jennifer L.Wigger mean. brothers, I tight job market. have gone on to graduate school. New» Writer Dr. Friedel cited the fact that, in the Dr. Friedel then discussed the Companies cannot afford to ‘Ninety percent of computer Koran, and thus in Iranian society, role of women in Iran. Women are hire and then firepeople, he said, science majors are employed in On February 12, the Anthro­ women are usually expected and be­ expected to be totally mature, and and sc they want their newly their field; 84 percent of market- pology Department of GVSU lieved to be mentally, physically, and also to be able to run a home, at the hired employees to succed. ing majors; 76 percent of account- sponsored a lecture by Dr. Erika spiritually weak. However, in times age of nine. Men, on the other Following arc Placement Of- ing majors; and 75 percent of hos- Friedel. of war, the feminine image suddenly hand, are not even remotely re­ ficc statistics on some t »f the pitality and tourism management DrFriedel spent twenty-five changes; women are suddenly ex­ sponsible for their actions until the years in Iran and is currently pected to be strong, brave, and wise, age of twelve to fourteen. 989-90 giiduate* - j£|‘ •Ninety-five waiting for a visa to go back. as well as good at business. Yet the Women are saved through •Onehundred percent ofnurs- education ma The Smithsonian has recently Koran is cited as the basis for both of childbearing; the more children a ing majors arc employed as teachers; 94 percent of publishedabookby Dr. Friedel these views of women. women has, the better mother she nurses. Seventy-four sarts education majors; and 91 per­ entitled "Women of Deh Koh”. is. In the Koran, only those women graauaiea in nursing more uwn cent ofoi group Social science edu- Dr. Friedel began by de­ "The ultimate goal of the who die in childbirth get into in any other major. cation majors. scribing the logic behind mod­ Koran is 'to establish God's heaven withoutbeing interrogated. •One hundred percent of Seytora will present the 1989- ern Iranian society. The ulti­ Men have the right to veto any­ ^ will on earth.'" are 90 employment statistics in their mate goal of Iran is **to estab­ thing a woman does, whether it is employed in their field. entirety to the G> Board of lish God’s will on earth.” The Dr. Friedel also gave two incon­ going outside or telephoning a •Sixty-nine percent of chem- Cootrol on Friday, Koran is the sole source of how sistencies in the role women are ex­ relative. istry majors are employed in Iheir one should live his or her life; pected to play in Iranian society. Iranian women have low public according to Dr. Friedel, it is "a First, while the children are the visibility. They are not allowed to comprehensive blueprint of property of the father, it is the duty of congregate outside of the home. If GV Russian Studies how life should be conducted.” the mother to morally train them. it is necessary for them to leave the The Iranians believe that if they Considering the fact that many home, they go in groups. Program is Unique obey everything in the Koran, women receive only a third to fifth Careers for women are frowned utopia will be achieved. grade education, as well as the fact upon in Iran. Motherhood is ex­ This philosophy produces that women are considered to be pected to be the main source, of By Stew Ungrey two semesters of history, and two two major problems. First of morally weak, this makes no sense. self-worth. If women must work, News Writer years of language,” Rydel said. all, the Koran is so “opaque, Secondly, Dr. Friedel said women the government encourages them "The real problem nowadays is unclear, and in need of constant are expected to be loyal to their men to take up cottage industries such The Russian Studies program that back at the beginning you had interpretation”, that it can be no matter what. Yet, women are held as weaving because they are con­ here at Grand Valley State has a ten students in Russian 101 and twisted to mean almost any­ responsible for the pojitical activities ducted in the home and do not distinction that other colleges they received personal attention. thing tb* someone wants it to of their husbands, sons, fathers, and threaten to take jobs from the men. cannot claim in their programs. “This number is now on the av­ Where other universities in erage of 30 students. Twenty of Michigan such as MSU and U of these people may go on to second- Native Russian Assists in Russian Studies M offer master’s degrees in Rus­ year Russian, but they still do not sational Russian,” Popova com­ sian, GVSU is the only school to get the personal attention they rope briefly before coming io mented. award an undergraduate degree. need.” Program Grand Valley. Settling in the Jeni- Popova teaches approximately It has been a shaky time for the The Russian Studies program By Steve Ungrey son area, Popova adjusted to life in 40 to 50 students in her Russian Russian Studies program, and it contained 85 students in the first News Writer America classes seven hours a week. Many is a tribute that it has made it in semester and declined to 50 in the “So far I’m enjoying life in the of her study groups here in America spite of all the adversity. winter semester, with 26 students Before January 1990, Russian United States,” Popova said. Studies professor Christine Rydel “Grand Valley is my first employ­ consist of between six and ten Christine Rydel, director of the in the literature and translation area. ment here in America. There are students, but one group contains Russian Studies program, recalls As the only true Russian Studies was alone when assisting her stu­ many students and college life is 15 which is difficult for her. when she came here in 1970 and professor in the department, Rydel dents in learning the Russian lan­ different, as are the teaching sys­ “Having that many students (15) no major existed for the program. carries an 18 hour teaching load, guage. tems.” in a group makes for difficulty in “Former president Zumberge but she is being assisted this year by Enter Larisa Popova, a native Popova taught at a private school giving students personal atten­ thought Russian would be a most Larisa Popova, a native Russian Russian who had recently left the in Kiev before leaving the Soviet tion,” Popova said. “In addition I importaiM language at the time,” who is helping the upper-level Soviet Union to emigrate to teach these students once a week, Rydel remembered. students in the program. America. Union. At the school in Kiev, as opposed to three times a week in Rydel said that in ten weeks Still, despite all the difficulties Since January of last year Popova used many of the same Russia. time the classes she taught cov­ involved in theprogram, Rydel says Popova has instructed upper-level methods that she uses here. “It’s impossible for someone to ered 200 years of Russian litera­ that it’s worth it and graduate students in speech “That school had many small teach Russian once a week and ture- a near Herculean task. “Our students go on to Cornell, and composition of Russian. study groups, with each group containing no more than six, which make progress, but the students All four years of Russian were Illinois, and related graduate pro­ Popova left the Soviet Union in September 1989, heading to Eu­ is the ideal size group for conver­ are appreciative.” offered here, plus two semesters grams,” Rydel said. “It gives our of Russian Literature courses. school a good reputation.” This soon expanded to three se­ Rydel said that here at GVSU, mesters, which is now the norm people are absorbed into the group for most programs. right away and feel welcome. Rydel recalls that a change This type of training has resulted POSITIONS FOR NEXT YEA] came when GVSU professor Ed­ in an impressive graduate roll, in­ ward Cole arrived here from Ber­ cluding Bethany Martin, now keley and decided that a major working for the State Department The Newspaper Advisory Board would attract students. in security services, and John “He and I got together for the Beyrle, who worked for Secretary (NAB) is taking applications for the program, which included studies of Stale James Baker. positions of Editor-in-Chief, Business in economics, political science, Manager and Adviser for the Lanthorn. Applications are available at the Study s4&wad Lanthorn and are to be submitted to Bob Stoll in the Student Life Office. e*t S uyC cutdl Deadline - March 1,1991 Pew Living Center - Great Room Information meeting: Tuesday, Also, the Lanthorn is taking applications February 26, 4pm and 9 pm for all positions for next year. Come hear about Editors, writers, photographers, GVSU’s exchange advertising, business, graphics, and program with computer people are wanted. K ingston Applications are available at, and should Polytechnic be returned, to the Lanthorn Office. (semester and Deadline - April 1,1991 year long program s) ” Grand Valley State University ■an t h o r n student-run nev February 20,1991 The Lan thorn Page 3 Police Beat

Provided by the Department Avenue and West Campus Drive. was smashed. The police have no of Public Safety The driver of one vehicle failed to leads or suspects. The incident is stop and hit the rear of another under investigation. 2/4/91: vehicle, owned by a GV student. It was reported that the paint on No one was injured. An accident occurred at 42nd the Physical Therapy room door in Avenue and South Campus Drive. the Fieldhouse was scratched with 2/8/91: The driver of one vehicle failed to ashaipobject. The police have no An accident occurred in Lot C. make a proper right turn and hit let,ds or suspects. The incident is The driver of one vehicle, while another vehicle head-on. Neither under investigation. trying to yield, stepped on the ac­ of the owners are students and one celerator and hit the front left one was injured. 2/5/91: quarter panel of another vehicle. A accident occurred in Lot J. Both owners are students and no An accident occurred on North The driver of one vehicle backed one was injured. Campus Drive. The driver of one out of her space and struck the vehicle failed to makeaproper left right front quarterpanel of another 2/9/91: turn and hit the front left quarter vehicle. Both owners are students A student reported that his fuzz panel of another vehicle. Neither and no one was injured. buster was stolen from his vehicle of the owners are students and no in Lot B after the vehicle’s sunroof one was injured. A student reported that his bookbag, calculator and a bank book were stolen from his vehicle inLotE. The police have no leads or suspects Die incident is under investigation. "It Don 7 Mean a Thing if it Aint Got That Swing.” 2/7/91: a once performed tune by Duke Ellington, was performed during An accident occurred at 42nd "Music in Motion" Friday at the Colder Fine Arts Center International Trade and Minority Business Leader to Lecture at GVSU By GVSU Public Relations Center cabins. in the International Investmentand While principal attorney for In­ Trade area of the Commerce De­ Barry Keith Robinson, an ex­ ternational Trade and Investment partment, Robinson served as the pert on international trade and in­ of the United States Commerce principal adviser to the Minority vestment and minority business Department, Robinson served as Business Development Agency development, will give two free counsel and negotiator for the Free (MBDA) of the Commerce De­ lectures on the Allendale campus Trade Agreement with Canada, as partment of Grand Valley on Thursday, legal adviser to Commerce De­ GVSU offers 75 undergraduate February 21. partment officials affiliated with and graduate degree programs at Robinson will present “Multi­ the Committee on Foreign Invest­ the main campus in Allendale and national Trade Negotiations and ment in the U.S. and served other at the L. V. Eberhard Center on the Emerging Global Markets,” at 11 officials affiliated with trade Grand Rapids campus. Programs a.m. At 1:30 he will present a agreements with Pacific Basin and also are offered in Muskegon, second lecture titled, “Social and Asian countries. Holland and other west Michigan Economic Challenges: The Mi­ Robinson’s many contributions communities. nority Perspective.” to trade negotiations between the For more information on the Both lectures, sponsored by the U.S. and Japan and the U.S. and lectures, call the GVSU Seidman GVSU Seidman School of Busi­ China were also significant to in­ School of Business at 895-2160. ness and the Office of Minority ternational trade and investment. Affairs, will be held in the Kirkhof Prior to assuming his position The Largest Selection Of New Releases and Nintendo In West Michigan - Up to 15,000 Videos W P e r S to re ! GRAND OPENING C ^ a t s m Friday March 1 5 -9PM 2954 28th St. SE ° Grand Rapids Ml 49512 °956-3614 j Popcorn & Come Help Us Celebrate -Largest Selection-

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Y o u r T u r n A Time For ChangerPart 2 not that presumptuous because I sponses from the Grand Valley By Rob Bennett know that I am, by no means, not community as in the past with the Opinion Editor above criticism. In probability, Question. Frankly, one cannot get most people are too lazy or prob­ an accurate representation of the opinion of 11,0004- students by Pro Life “The public buys its opinions as ably don’t give a damn. Dear Editor it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, Out of the 54 letters and submis­ asking 6 to 8 people a question TheFebruary6,1991 issueof the tanr/torn printed an editorial by Rob on the principle that it is cheaper to sions sent into the Lamhom this every week. We need more let­ Bennett entitled “The Big Picture” about the new Parental Consent Bill. do this than to keep a cow. Soitis, school year, only 10 have been ters, period. This country is slowly falling According to Mr. Bennett this new law is in violation Of first amendment but the milk is more likely to be rejected, so if you’ve got some­ asleep. The average American rights and will cost taxpayers millions of dollars. In an attempt to point watered.” Samuel Butler, En­ thing you want to get off your mind prefers Dirty Dancing to out the “Big Picture,” the focus of this article was kept pretty narrow. glish author chest about anything on campus, If one could really see the whole picture and not just the narrow write in! Ifyou’re going to com- Dances With Wolves, if it’s been minded, biased views of the media, Mr. Bennett, and the pro-choice “There, are times when public plain about parking or housing or made into a movie, why read the book? Wake up people! The base forces, we would appall ourselves with what we have been doing— opinion is the worst of all opin­ even if you want to disagree with killing a real, live, innocent, defenseless child and defending it as a matter ions.” Nicolas-Sebastien Chain- me (which you can see a good definition of the word college is, of choice. fort, French writer of wit example of this week), you ’ 11 never an institute of higher learning. As Mr. Bennett’s article clearly shows, his main concern is the money know if your letter will be pub­ That’s higher, as in bigger and involved. He paints Right To Life groups as money-hungry rich folks Public opinion may be poor at lished unless you submit it better, as in broaden your hori­ who are looking for new ways to pay taxes. In fact, Right To Life groups times but where would we be Hopefully with the new, ex­ zons, as in be a part of public are non-profit organizations. Their main objective is to defend the without it? In my case I would be panded Opinion section, more Jorum and[debate. defenseless, including unwed pregnant teens who can’t afford to have a trying to fill more space in the people will be inclined to send us Everyone reading this must ha ve child. IfMr. Bennett would look at the Big Picture he would see that there Opinion section every week due to letters. Every week will include several formulated opinions on are agencies out there ready, willing and waiting to help. Right To Life the lack of correspondence from two editorials, Froot-Lutz, Letters different subjects. Now let’s ap­ groups are not trying to increase anyone’s taxes or take anyone’s money, the community. Sadly this has to the Editor (Your Turn) and Ev­ ply them. Don’t wait for them to they ate defending and protecting the ultimate right of every American, been the case these past few weeks. erything Else (see last issue for be introduced here before you the right to life. Some people, in my situation, explanation). No longer will the comment on than. The time for If Mr. Bennett’s “Big Picture” were indeed the big picture of the money could imply that the majority of Lanthorn attempt to solicit re­ change is now. hungry in this war, he would see that the pro-choicers are really the ones the public agreed with them. I’m who have the most money at stake. Abortion is a billion dollar business for abortion clinics but are they going to tell us that? Certainly not! Abortion clinics and advocates are clearly against giving us the true Big Picture. Why else would they fight so hard against giving out information Where To Begin? regarding the procedures and safety concerns to pregnant women who come into their clinic? Why else do they fight so hard to prevent women My particular specialty is poli­ ever I refer to the‘BQ2, you will By Andrew K ar from seeing ultrasound of her baby before they kill it? They have got too tics. Not because I see politics as know to whom I refer. Features Editor much money at stake to risk letting us see the Big Picture, they won’tgive the means to accomplish great Why do I hold them in such contempt? One reason is Bush’s us all the infomation nor will they give us even the true facts. They could Hello, Grand Valley. things in this apple pie eating na­ opportunism. Amnesty Interna­ care less what happens to a woman before, during or after her pregnancy, For two years, I have reviewed tion of ours, but because I wish to as long as they can convince her that she’s carrying nothing more than many of the entertainment medi­ monitor the buffoons we typically tional for years reported horrible tissue, they can get her to pay them to “take care of it.” ums in America today. I have send to Washington and see how things happening to political pris­ As long as the Big Picture is so cleverly shrouded by the billion dollar written for most of the columns in close they are to destroying us. I oners in Chile, under the Pinochet abortion industry, we will never be clearly and objectively informed. my section. I have seen more tend to see true patriotism as the regime, a regime the Reagan ad­ ministration supported. Bush was Thanks, in most part, to the money powered media and narrow minded films in these two years than some obligation we have to question this part of the rotton crew that dis­ individuals such as Mr. Bennett who crusade for “rights to privacy for all” of you will see in your entire lives. “great” government of ours, for it missed them as crackpots, saying (all who are willing to pay and who can be heard anyway). Mr. Bennett, is only in the exercise of our rights God, I love that job. that they had little evidence. It if it were truly a matter of privacy, why do we also require parental do we truly know what it means to And now, Robert Bennett, in his seems odd that he suddenly uses consent for aspirin distribution, ear piercing and all other medical cunning fashion, has granted me a be an American. the reports from Amnesty to jus­ procedures performed on minors? Because we want to invade on every soapbox. When I refer to the buffoons of tify the “liberation of Kuwait” teenagers’ life and privacy? No. It’s because we are concerned with their Contrary to popular opinion, I government, I do indeed place the Granted, he does not rely on them health, welfare, well being and of course to protect doctors from the ever do not spend all my spare time in a BQ2 on the top of the heap. This as the only justification, but such present threat of a lawsuit resulting from uninformed teens and parents cinema. I am also voracious when is not a rap group, although some hypocrisy, in the face of matters of who get a rotten deal (or even a life threatening situation). it comes to news and news com­ of the song and dance we see from life and death, is infuriating. Let’s all fight for our rights as Americans, but let’s all look at the Big mentators. Though I usually stop this dismal duo is reimenescent of Yet this two-faced liar has the gaul to wrap himself in the flag, Picture objectively and with the intent of learning the facts, not narrowing short of Frontline, I have tried to that pop giant, 2Live Crew (re­ and send the young men of this it down to fight against the most innocent and defenseless in our society. be on top of the events, persons, member them?). I refer of course Open your eyes Mr. Bennett (and America) and see the Big Picture! things, and forces that contribute to President Bush and Vice Presi­ Sincerely, to the nation and the world. dent Qualye. Therefore, when­ See Begin, p.5 Amy Vanden Berge Prisoners of War The Geneva Conventions are a In Desert Storm series of treaties about the treatment of prisoners of war, ■ Initial capture: Each concluded in 1929 and 1949, ally and U.S. service branch which require: will transfer captured Iraqis to ■ Humane treatment of a holding facility prisoners ■ POW camps: Under the ■ Adequate feeding of joint campaign plans, Saudi prisoners Arabia has responsibility for ■ Supplying information about prisoner of war camps. The prisoners Saudis have announced they ■ Allowing visits to prison intend to treat Iraqis as camps by representatives of though they were pilgrims in neutral states the country for the annual ■ Allowing delivery of relief Hajj holiday. supplies SOURCE: Chicago Tribune, Encyclopedia Britannica, news reports ■ Putting no pressure on prisoners to supply more than a minimum amount of information KRTN Infographics February 20,1991 The Lan thorn Page 5

for this one! I wouldn’t want to go Begin, from p.4------stale in the Entertainment section nation on a great crusade, the who support the troops. They froot- after a year and a half. With 9 full reasons for which have have a yellow ribbon around weeks until graduation, I really yet to be disclosed. Bush just the Cal derand on the personal need to get used toanew home just waves the flag and claims that possessions of half the before I get discharged from this it is right country. They also have a fine establishment. Flag-waving and quivering propensity to believe that be­ Yeah, right Hey! Where am I? I think I am Writing quotations from David lips seem to run together, cause a segment of our popu­ Hey... is this a hint guys? Are the product of office reconstruc­ Bowie or “life is a propaganda much to the delight of theBQ2. lation questions the govern­ you worried that I wouldn’t be tion. A lowly writer has no say in war” on my government teacher’s Stories have trickled into the ment that sent them there, we able to hang on until April? Wow... office politics. Especially if some­ blackboard doesn’t go over well. papers of service people who do not support them. How maybe I am in a slump. I withdrew one is foooty. Live and learn. break into tears upon seeing absurd. from a class (something I’ve never Personally, I think Rob just My clothing has toned down, pictures of protests. I find it I know people in the gulf, done), I quit my job (no $$ coming needed filler for his section, his somewhat, my hair is longer and I interesting* that so many ser­ and I hope they will be safe, in anymore) and I have cut out excuse is that I don’t really fit in write a column called “Froot Lutz,” vicemen concern themselves but there are other ways of coffee (only herbal tea for this anywhere. so what’s changed? with protestors, some of them serving your country that do gal). Ain’t that the truth. Sometimes I wonder. seeing protests as a sign that not involve uniforms or guns. Oh well... I’m still here, aren’t The life story of Amy; she never Have I been reflecting a little America does not support Protestors against the war are I? But why am I in Opinion? really fit in anywhere. too much lately? I suppose much of this jibberish them. demonstrating one method of Wearing bizarre fashion state­ Throughout all of this reflec­ is opinion, my opinion. In my What the hell do they want, service to the Constitution, ments in a town that is 7 years tion, contemplation and medita­ opinion, I really don’t care. a cheering section? They have the document those soldiers behind the styles doesn’t go over tion, I find that the best way to say Whoa! Amy’s got a bad atti­ Cal Thomas, a fine Christian are sworn to protect. They are well. fresh is through change. tude! columnist who wants to see exercising the right to question Getting a buzz cut right before I want to personally thank the Sorry, I hope by next week I will nuclear weapons used in Iraq. the government that so often graduation so that the tasseled cap Lanthorn big-wigs (Sarah, Rob and have worked through this rather They have Gallup telling them seems to forget the rights doesn’t quite fit the way it did with Andrew) for this new and exciting extreme adjustment in my life. about the 80% of the public guranteedintheBillofRights. a full head of hair doesn’t go over change. Wow! I didn’t even ask well.

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Students Keeping GVSU Students Join War In Perspective Bv Audra Lousias “Up With People” Campus Life Writer *I answering any of my questions. He on campus. local businessmen on issues such wasn ’t giving me anything concrete. By Mel Cronenwett “The main reason I decided to as the war, poverty, hunger and Being a writer, I try to come up He just kept saying, “It’s not that Campus L ife Writer with articles that are of both inter­ I don’t have answers or opinions. apply was because it combines the homeless.” est and impact. In light of this war I’m just afraid that someone will Two Grand Valley seniors enteitainmentand social service,” “I hope it Will teach me about thing, I got it in my head to do a misinterpret them and say, ’He’s will join the cast of Up With said Towersey. human diversity and better com­ piece on a foreign student, namely just a no-good Arab; what does he People in Tucson, Arizona this “I almost left,” said Towersey. munication with people,” said one from the Middle East. know?” Ashraf didn’t have all the July, “It was a two-hour process. It was Towersey. I had all these great, probing answers- and why should he? We Scott Mann, 21, a Communi­ a fluke, because I didn’t think I The members must go through questions ready to be asked. My don’t either. cations major, and Karen would be accepted.” a five week Staging and Orienta­ head was full of ideas for head­ “I can only sit and watch and Towersey, 22, a Social Work “They choose cast members tion session that lasts for 12 hours lines like, “A View From The wait,” he said. “Then I pray.” Well, major, have been selected to based on presentation, not enter­ a day, six days a week. They set Land Of Many Troubles.” I could that’s the same thing we do. tour with the international per­ tainment,” said Mann. “The pur­ up the show, make the contacts just picture the Pulitzer on my I decided that maybe I should formance and educational pose of the group is to promote with hosts and do the marketing. mantle. change tactics and get to know more group. peace through understanding.” They will also learn the dances So I called up my friend Ashraf about Ashraf, the person, and not Maun, a resident assistant on The casts of Up With People and vocals and be divided into Abdulhadi, 23. Ashraf is from Ashraf, the Middle East expert. second floor Kistler, has been travel to at least two continents casts who will have different Palestine, which is really Israel, His family is only miles away interested in Up With People within a year and stay with host itineraries. which is really Palestine... He’s from Scud attacks. “They say every­ since he first saw the show on a families inthecommunities.They Up With People is a non-profit a master’s candidate majoring in thing is fine, but I think they only say grade school trip. take an active role in the com­ organization and earns necessary Computer Information Systems. that so I don’t worry.” Aren’t we “It’s an excellent opportunity munity through service. funds through donations and He received his bachelor’s from worried about our family members to meet people, travel and expe­ They might speak with local selling merchandise. There is Wartburg College, a small private in the Middle East? rience the culture of a country leaders, visit hospitals or help also a $12,000 program fee for school in Iowa. Before that, Ashraf Ashraf told me about the plight of firsthand.” clean-up in a disaster area. members. went to school in Pakistan. the Palestinian people. I learned that Towersey, choreographer for “We have three days to set-up “Earning the money will be After I got all the biographical many American people aren’t even GVSU’s Music in Motion, was and work in the community,” said stuff out of the way, I was ready to aware of the oppression that is tak­ first exposed to Up With People Mann. “We’ll also speak with See People, p.7 dig into those knock-’em-dead ing place there. questions. I realized that bias and discrimi- I asked him if he’s been dis­ nation about the region is almost as criminated against since the war abundant as the ignorance most of started. He said that he hasn’t Grammy Nominee Serenades GVSU us have. There is beauty and ugliness By Steve Ungrey been directly, but that he has heard in every culture, but we just tend to Campus L ife Writer bit of Pop Icon, last week’s some perspective on how good many anti-Arab statements. focus on the ugly and forget the NCS act. Doofus that I am, 1 the show really was, I asked I thought back to WWII when beauty. Neither rain nor sleet nor typed in* 9:30 p.m. when three UPB members, Kelly “Japs" and “Krauts” were the na­ “The thing is not about US against gloom of night can stop this Program Board really wanted to Aldrich, Scott Paltelky, and tional slanders; “A-rabs” and THEM,” Ashraf said. “We have no reviewer from making his start the concert at 9 p.m. Jennifer Clark, just how good “Camel Jockeys” seemed logical, control over what happens.” So many appointed rounds of the Nite I shall go out to Campus were they? according to chronology. times we take our places on either Club Series. Drive, play in traffic, and let a “They not only sang, but they “What is this war all about?” side of the fence and get so involved Snow, on the other hand, we large station wagon run me over used a lot of humor, “ Clark said. was my first probing query. L in throwing stones at the other side; have to talk about. . . anyone until I’m screaming, “Yes! I “For instance, they sang the myself, don’t know what it’s re­ we forget we are killing other hu­ •for Florida? like it! I like it!” theme from ‘Brady Bunch’ and ally about, but because Ashraf is man beings. I could only stay for a little Back to the show... to get started ‘G illigan’s Island', from “The Land of Many Ashraf and I both agreed that we claiming it was an emotional Troubles,” I figured he would had learned some things during the song.” know. “What is Saddam Hussein interview. We learned that both of Pop Icon, which consists of all about?” “Are you opposed to our Brothers are dying. We learned three local musicians- Xavier the U.S. involvement in the cri­ that too many people get wrapped Davis oil jazz piano, Paul Mabin sis?” up in the quest for blood. And we on vocals, and Joe Monroe on I began to get frustrated with learned that too often we forget who piano and guitar- were Ashraf because he wasn ’ t directly we all are — God’s children. nominated for a Grammy Award, and it’s easy to see why. All three UPB members ------(Attention)------, remarked that the show was wonderful, and that there was a PRISE First Conference Will share of romantic ballads and love songs for Valentine’s Day. Be Coming To GVSU! “They serenaded a guy on top The Science Departments other things, this experience will of his table with ‘You’ve Lost are in the middle of a big offer... That Lovin’ Feelin’,” Aldrich project to improve the way — a forum for PRISE remembered. “They were very teachers are prepared to teach students to meet PRISE faculty well received and will probably science. Some of you have — see exhibits of PRISE be back next year.” already experienced some of course materials Next week, February 21, at the PRISE (PRoject to — sign up as a PRISE student 9:30 PM- just a brief note to Improve Science Education) to get information about future remind myself of the correct courses, but there is much events and scheduling of time for once- A cappella more going on behind the courses recording artists 5th Avenue will scenes. “PRISE First” is a — world premiere of “PRISE stop by the Promenade Deck. mini-conference for you to Video” According to the UPB office, find out who and what we are — see new program materials many colleges have raved on and a chance for us to get to for elementary science about this group and it's know you and find out if we Light refreshments will be expected to be a good show. are meeting your needs. available and all interested A thousand thanks for all their Drop by Cabins A, B, and C students, staff and faculty are help go to Jennifer, Kelly, and of the Kirkhof Center be twee welcome to attend. For further Scott from Program Board. 1:30 and 3:30 p.m. o information, contact Professor J. Give these guys some credit! Thursday afternoon, even D. Lubbers in 221 MAK or call See you next week. Time for Humorous anecdotes were offered at the "Pop Icon" performance. only for a few minutes. Amor exL 3623. me to go pray in traffic again... "You lost that lovin'feeling" war one o f those songs. February 20,1991 The Lan thorn Page 7

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ForGrand Valley State students reached the ultimate level of ca­ jjj struggling with identifying or with reer development. There exists an selecting a career field, here is a integration among schooling, em­ Thursday: Monday quick quiz that might help you to ployment, and life. Individuals Noon— LBS: Christopher Noon — LBS: Edward begin a career focus, according to have much self and career knowl­ Laughlin, guitar, LAT in Livingston & Monty Donald Blocker, an authority on edge with which to work. Calder Burch, tuba, LAT in Calder career planning and decision Commitments have been made 9:30 PM —NCS: 5th Noon — Movie: Cry Freedom making. to goals and corresponding efforts Avenue, Promenade, KC Kleiner A&B Check the career planning level have been implemented for each which best describes your think­ individual goal. Disappointments Friday: Tuesday: ing about your career planning and successes are taken in stride. 7 PM — UPB: Alternative 3 - 5 PM: Display of and development. If your thinking reflects this de­ Film Series, Rear Window, African-American Art, _ _ Level 1: The External scription, check Level 6. 132 LHH Bayard Art Consulting, Approach. Here, you might think Obviously, whatever your level 9 P M — UPB: Blockbuster Mainsail Lounge, Kirkhof that there exists only a single ca­ of self-assessmentindicates.it does Series, Fast Times At reer choice or career field for appear that career development is Ridgemont High, 132 LHH Wednesday: yourself . That choice is generally a dynamic process requiring self- 7 AM— Lenten Breakfast determined by an expert or test knowledge, motivation, career in­ 5 PM-Delta Sigma Pi: Series, 224 Commons score. The primary factor for de­ formation, andcommitment to find Game-A-Thon, 6:30 PM — Soul Festival, cision making is someone or a career field that makes sense. Ravine Center Promenade Deck, Kirkhof >: something outside of your power If you are uncertain about your / •!('• 1 7:15 PM — Intervarsity or decision making ability. Some­ career choice or are unsure of your Saturday: Christian Fellowship, one or something makes the deci­ college major, consider making an Winter Carnival, Kirkhof Kleiner B sion for you. appointment with a career coun­ 10 A M -2 PM: Black 9 PM — Mid-Week Bible If your thinking reflects this selor [152 Commons x-3266] or History College Bowl, Study, 224 Commons description, check Level 1. with a placement director [105 Portside, Kirkhof 9 PM: UPB Blockbuster ___Level 2: The Nagging Commons x-3311 ] and bring your Series, The Color Doubt Concern. You might be­ “quiz” results with you. It will Sunday: Purple, 132 LHH gin to suspect that when someone serve as a spring board to help you 10:30 A M — Dialogue makes a career decision for you, explore your strengths and blind Worship Service, Portside,Kirkhof an error is possible. spots and to help you begin an 6:30 PM — Catholic Mass, 132 LHH Here, goals, directions, and ad­ informative career process. A vice by others may be misleading. Uncertainty and doubt prevail. As f People from p.6 — ———- A a result, you may go through many the biggest challenge for me,” said college majors, continuously from feel bad asking for money to do Towersey. “I am going to sell sing­ one semester to another. this. But since there’s a tragedy ing and dancing telegrams on cam­ If yci

By Amy Lutz. ' When 1 was a youngster, I always thought that my teachers had no other life outside the school doors. Little did 1 know that 15 years later I would be proven wrong with an art exhibition by mem bersof Grand Valley’s Art and Design and Com munications staff. The Calder Gallery is host to a faculty exhibi- non through Friday, March 1. This show represents the nature of the expectations these instructors have of students as well as those of the university. A new addition to this year's exhibit is the works of adjunct instructors whose work enhances the quality of the curriculum and that of the exhibition Grand Valley’s art program has a strong base in drawing, which comes through the instructors’ works. Art history is also apparent in the pieces featured in order to challenge people’s minds as well as their visual appetites. Mark Pohlad, art history instructor and direr tor of Calder Gallery, believes that, as a whole, the show retains a “classical bent" while expressing modem thoughts and ideas of each artist. Chester Alkcma brings the avenue of art edu cation and childrens books illustrations into the gallery with two sen graph representations of Fo* / of the Firmament, (from Genesis 1:20). The work of James Clover, sculpture instructor, is best known across campus for his overwhelming sculpture "Heaven and Earth", but Blue Fish exhibits a style not seen by Clover patrons in some time, if at all. "It has the same monumental style, but animated and accessible,’’commented Pohlad Debrah Van Gemng Even by adjunct painting instructor. Deusen's low-fire Carolyn Fehsenfeld,"is figural with human forms, ceramic "Ophelia's gestural and loose in the way they’re painted." Aria" rests by the staled Pohlad. "Her painting is gentle with a names of the strange psychology." faculty artists Drawing and pnntmaking instructor, Dellas exhibiting in the Henke returns with his "very lyrical and medita­ show. tive" graphite work. Garden. Light Beams by Deborah Hughes gives a "sci­ entific aspect and interest in color theory" to her oil painting. Straight Stream with Sunhursi by Don Kerr w as a commissioned work for Grand Valiev. "Many have .said it's his best work to dale. It is vers handsome and oneof the most difficult subjects to paint. It is a very smart work," said Pohlad. Ceramics instructor Daleene Menning brings to r ^ the exhibition her terra cotta representations ot Junior Geology Major classical amphoras and kraters. Pohlad remarked Brian Walsh views that they are smart works with "old Greek forms Beverly Sealy's made funky." "Motherhood Senes" An anomaly to the exhibition is the incorpora- metal pieces. February 20, 1991 The Lanthom Page 9

ion nt video arts/ animation to the show with anna Morse's Doll Piece. It is an animated m (hut will run continuously throughout the rsc of the exhibit. Morse is currently at work a Sesame Street animated video segment. Graphic Design instructor Rosalyn Muskovitz idds computer generated art to the show with her 'lux 90 Brochure created for the Muskegon useum of Art. Pohlad stated, “GVSU is proud if implementing computer graphics into the art partment since it is the wave of the future.” Acrylic and sand were used by Patricia Opel ror Red Ringing which were described by Pohlad strong, very sculptural and expressive.” Sharon Sandburg, an adjunct instructor in nting. exhibits her series of oil paintings of ring boards that are “quiet and serene” despite lr bright colors. Pohlad remarked, “they are ’ery crisp and extremely well painted. They xpress a high point of realism that is almost holograph ic." The metals department is represented by everly Seley and her depiction of her personal id family history. Her motherhood series em- ihasi/es Stages ofPressure using hands that push id pull through the miniature sculptures. Deborah Van Deusen is an adjunct instructor t brings her talents with ceramics into Grand alley's two-dimensional classrooms. Her low Jim Clover works on ire ceramic of Ophelia's Aria is the first taste of a piece in his studio acuity exhibition upon entering the gallery. which is similar to Pohlad stressed the fact that “everybody is "Blue Fish" hangs orking in a mode with a contemporary style, in the faculty show ey are very professional." in the Calder Fine “11 ibis were another university, most would Arts building. Tohably dig out old works to exhibit, but Grand alley's instructors are constantly producing— 1 these works arc current. All the instructors are icd into the community and the art scene. They really in touch." Since arriving at Grand Valley in August, 'ohlad has tried to build Calder Gallery into the ,pe of avant garde college gallery Grand Valley ^capable of supporting. With the use of different raphics. new signs and interesting exhibition nouncements are all the product of an attempt ;o draw, not just art students, but all students into ;he gallery, just to take a lixik at what is actually ;omg on behind its doors. In Pohlad’s words, “the gallery is being really itnky." Whatever the reason, stop in the gallery to see hat instructors do in their real lives. Gallery lours are Monday, Tuesday. Wednesday and -niLiy 10-5 p.m., and Thursday 10-7 p.m.

All Photos By Bob Cooley

Deanna Morse's "Doll Piece " an animated video.

Chester Alkema stands foreground tv his sertgraphs " Fowl of the h irmament which departs creation as told in Genesis. Wednesday February 20 1991

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By Steve Townsend “We are the music makers Top 40. Oneofthe most striking The encore’featured only folk, mid-rock, and mellow We make the dreams.’' songs I’ve heard in a while is, With critical acclaim, true mu­ Calhoun returning to his pyramid acoustic tunes from their debut —Willy Wonka. “Crown of Thoms” by Mother sical talent, and packed concert over the drum set to perform a Indigo Girls, the currently hot Sony, but I couldn’t think of Love Bone. (Oh no, here he sites across the nation, Living relentless solo, later rejoined by Nomads*lndians*Saints, and anything to review this week. goes.) Singer Andrew Wood Colour and the Indigo Girls the other three to strike up a fiery Strange Fite, a package of mate­ So, instead, I thought I’d thrust died from a drug addiction and brought their tours through Grand version of The Clash’s “Should I rial from their early days. some opinion on you. Remem­ he writes; “He who rides the Rapids last week. Stay O r Should I Go”. The show The duo’s strength is provided ber, nobody ever said you had to pony must someday fall/-life is On Monday, February 11, Club was closed on a somber note with through smooth but intense vocals, agree. what you make it and if you Eastbrook was trembling with the Tracy Chapman’s ‘Talkin’ ’Bout catchy harmonies, and extremely Have you ever thought of how make it death/ then rest your power of Living Colour. Fans in A Revolution” and “Solace Of well-written verses. The music is the music that, somewhere down soul away.” He knew he was the band’s native New York may You” from Time's Up. straightforward, yet very distinct the line, you chose to adopt as dying. If that isn’t more power­ have been able to hear some of the Urban Dance Squad opened the forlndigoGirls. The already folk- your own, essentially shaped ful than 1000‘JustSayNo’ads, show. An array of lights and event with its diverse form ofFunk/ classic “Closer To Fine”, new your personality? It helped dic­ then what is? smoke, with Corey Glover’s over­ Rap/Alternative/Metal/Dan-ce, songs “Watershed” and “Welcome tate how you act, dress, Jazz, no words, no clues as whelming voice, Vernon Reid’s including the cuirent top 30 hit Me”, and the grammy-nominated think, ...are. howto feel. Just a simple groove thundering assault with his bright “Deeper Shade of Soul” from the “Hammer And Nail” were among Music is powerful stuff, man. filled with so much emotion neon pink guitar, Muzz Skillings release Mental Floss For The many brilliantly performed num­ It can control your emotions. It that words are obviously not having fun roaming around the Globe. bers throughout the show. can gnaw at you by making a needed . Listen to Branford stage carrying the bass, and the Two days following on Febru­ A highly appreciative audience, simple melody dance around Marsalis’ main theme to ‘Mo boom of William Calhoun show­ ary 13,manyadmirersoftheIndigo which included gifts of roses and your head all day and slowly BetterBlues. It’s a slow, simple ing why he is already considered Girls waited outside Club t-shirts, created two encores as no makes you goofy. (‘Taco Bell’s sax line but if you don’t feel one of rock’s finest drummers. Eastbrook trying to buy tickets to person dared to leave. Members done it again, my friend/59,79, somethin’, you ain’t livin’. Covering tracks from the albums the sold-out show. Inside, the Club of the Ellen James Society joined 99.”) Go ahead, I defy you to With the advent of sampling, Vivid and the more recent Time’s was filled to capacity with little the group for several tracks, after keep that out of your head all tape loops, etc. I can see the Up, the four man wrecking crew space to spare. wanning up the crowd as the day. Sure, it’s an idiotic little advent of music without a hu­ kept the audience moving with Amy Ray and Emily Saliers have opening act. Their current album jingle but it has a certain power man element, totally imper­ ‘Type”, “Open Letter (To A quickly become giants in the folk is released under an independent over you. Just like it should. sonal stuff. I think that’s why I Landlord)”, and the bluesy new music industry. The evening recording label created by Amy “Let’s fall in love with music/ despise dance music and total single “Love Rears Its Ugly Head”. contained a collection of upbeat Ray. the driving force in our living/ synth. bands so much. There’s the only international language/ no feeling and the stuff just divine glory, the expression.”— leaves me cold. ”Man of Golden Words” by So, there you are. Just one Mother Love Bone. guy preaching from a soapbox. Lyrics can say volumes if there I suppose this whole article was is genuine emotion behind them. more succinctly and eloquently Even if the words are ‘deep’ and put in one, simple song lyric. there ain’t no emotion, it is re­ “Woah-oh! Listen to the mu­ duced to vapid fluff. Just like the sic.”—The Doobie Brothers The Silence of the Lambs V

else bores him. (Jodie Foster), of course jumps In the new film The Silence of at the opportunity, but is Dr. Hannibal Lector is a great the Lambs, Lector (Anthony nervous. Lector is a monster, guy. A psychiatric genius, Hopkins) is in a psychiatric care manipulative and cunning, recognized by the members of his facility in Baltimore. He has whose sole motivation is profession as an outstanding been placed in a high security boredom. practitioner, he has some unusual cell sealed off from human Crawford had an alterior A Treasury of Laughter by habits. He murders his patients contact. One of the men motive for sending Starling. He Archie is a cockroach who Louis Untermeyer contains tanta­ and sometimes eats various parts responsible for his capture. Jack wants Lector’s helpin capturing would climb precariously upon lizing stories, poems, and essays the frameworkofatypewriterand of their bodies. He is a souless Crawford (Scott Glenn), sends a another killer (Ted Levine) who by notable as well as relatively vigorously manipulate his weight monster completely without young trainee to get Lector to skins his victims. But Lector unknown writers. to slowly type one letter at a time. remorse or compassion who does fill out a special test. would not help if asked, of Oliver Wendell Holmes, O. Unfortunately he is unable to woik what he does because everything The trainee, Clarice Starling course. _ , . . . Henry, William Saroyan, James See Lambs, p. 14 capital letters and under Marquis’s Thurber, Saki, and E.B. White are imagination begins a debut as a just a few of the “best known” poet. authors who show their various Another type of writing which modes of writing within the vol­ was not mentioned is the limer­ Doctor Who ume. ick. These anecdotes are scattered Each selection is either a satire Broadcasting Corporation) pro­ show does have its tragic moments throughout A Treasury o f Laugh­ or some form of riddle and com­ duction, is the longest running and stories, it simply doffs its hat ter A fine example is...” There For many, Saturday night, prises the seven hundred page vol­ was an old man of Lyme/ Who science-fiction series on televi­ at the social problems that Star ume. One example by Don 11:00pm, channel 12. is the per­ married three wives at a time/ sion, having been made virtually Trek, its nearest competitor, goes Marquis... “expression is the fect time and place to get away When asked, “Why a third?”/ He nonstop since 1963. The show, out of its way to depict, shrugs at need of my soul/ ...but i died and horn the stress of academics, to replied, “One’s absurd!/ And like its title character, defies easy authentic science, and laughs at my soul went into the body of a bigamy, sir, is a crime.” find a safe mean between studying classification, perhaps best being displays of authority and power. cockroach/ it has given me a new This volume is more than sim­ and partying; in short, to get away described as science-fiction, fan­ The wacky, often offbeat, sense of outlook on life/ i see things from ply a writer’s trunk of humor, from reality for a couple of hours. tasy, action-adventure, mystery- humor that runs through the series the underside now/...night after developed from residual daily ob­ For them, this is the only chance at honor, comedy-drama. Certainly, has made it a fan favorite for many night i have written poetry for you/ servation journals. It is represen­ on your typewriter/ and this big GVSU to view the time and space- Doctor Who manages to touch on generations (at times, the only thing tative of society’s finest authors brute of arat who used to be a poet/ spanning adventures of Doctor all of these realms of acting as that the show seems to take seri­ who present their wittiest and comes out of his hole when it is Who. easily as it lands on fields both ously is the effort not to take itself sometimes most provocative Doctor Who, a BBC (British done/...and after he has read it he pieces of work. alien and familiar. Although the See Who, p. 11 sneers/ and then he eats it.” February 20,1991 The Lan thorn Page 11 r 35 Sect 37 Rasp 1 Noise 39 Falls - 4 Heats 42 High cards The 9 Turf 43 Subtle 12 Artificial emanation language 44 Football kick Weekly By Andrew Kar and Rob Bennett 13 Eskim o 46 M ore crippled 14 Veneration 48 Cotton in sheet* 15 Harm ed 51 Compass point CrDsswDrd It is now official, the Acad­ 17 Made of oats 52 Omit from Gerard Depardieu—Cyrano De A1 Pacino—Dick Tracy 19 Roman road emy of Motion Picture Arts Bergerac 20 Ague pronunciation Joe Pesci—Goodfellas 54 Cry of dove Puzzle and Sciences has released its Richard Harris—The Field 21 Skin ailment 23 Dealt secretly 56 Fuss nominations for this year’s Jeremy Irons—Reversal of BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS 2 7 Clayey earth 56 Paths Oscar Awards. We present to Fortune 29 Old Portuguese 57 Music: as Annette Bening—The Grifters w ritten you now our predictions for money of Lorraine Bracco—Goodfellas account DOWN 8 Halting this years award winners. BEST ACTRESS Whoopi Goldberg-Ghost 30 Behold! fo r office 31 Unlock: poetic 1 Accomplished 9 Sylvan daity Andy’s predictions are in Kathy Bates—Misery 4 C arry on 10 Be In debt Diane Ladd—Wild at Heart 32 M onarch 2 Mountain on 5 Wideawake boldface while Rob’s are Anjelica Huston—The Grifters C rete 11 Lair Mary McDonnell—Dances With 34 Mr. Conway 6 Scarlet 16 The sweat sop 35 You and me 3 Person named italicized. Let the games be- Julia Roberts—Pretty Woman Wolves 7 Greek letter 18 W ar god Meryl Streep—Postcards 1 i £o Pintail duck 21 With the From the Edge BESIBIBECTOR 11 •peaking BESI PICTURE Joanne Woodward—Mr. and Francis Ford Coppola—The VOiCB Awakenings IP 22 Thicket Mrs. Bridge Godfather Part III 24 Nerve network Dances With Wolves Kevin Costner—Dances With 25 Choice part Ghost BESISUPTORTINQ ACTOR Wolves 26 Cupolas * 28 Rodent The Godfather Part in Bruce Davison—Longtime Stephen Frears—The Grifters i1 33 Arm bone Goodfellas Companion Martin Scorcese—Goodfellas 34 Method of procedure Andy Garcia—The Godfather Barbet Schroeder—Reversal of 36 Hint BEST ACTOR Pint in Fortune TP 38 Rage Kevin Costner—Dances Graham Greene—Dances 40 Stone cut in With Wolves With Wolves 41 Card suit Robert DeNiro—Awaken­ 45 Southwestern Indians ings 46 M eadow 47 Moreover 48 Storage compartment 61 49 W ord of Who, from p .1 0 ------negation homeworld, his name, titles, and character His scientific genius 66 50 Tibetan gazelle too seriously). And, as stress- priveleges. Calling himself the and curiosity, his willingness to 53 Note of scale relieving entertainment goes, Doctor (never Doctor Who), he conform and somewhat eccentric Doctor Who ranks among the best. travels endlessly throughout space sense of humor, his self- So, who is Doctor Who? To and time, combating evil wherever confidence (bordering on CALL 538-8760 FOR SHOWTIMES know who someone is, you must it is to be found. arrogance), an often child-like first know where they are from. Due to the ingenious idea of re­ fallibility and innocence, and his BETTE WOODY The true story, then, begins on the generation, there have been a selfless desire to help others in planetGallifrey. Sealed away from number of actors (seven to date) to trouble.. MIDLER ALLEN the rest of the cosmos by powerful play the role of the Doctor, each While it would be wrong to say that Doctor Who is a program for space-time barriers, the bringing their own look and style to MMtowwfcMtrffeJr Gallifreyans have long enjoyed the series. Regeneration is a process absolutely everyone, it does ap­ h vast powers over space and time, by which Time Lords can renew peal to many. It plays with the and greatknowledge, which is their bodies if they grow too old or child in adults, and challenges die surpassed only by their desire to are fatally injured, gaining a new adult in children. One need not to remain uninvolved with the rest of physical appearance and be a sci-fi fan to enjoy it (although the universe. Calling themselves personality in the deal (after the that does help), so sit back and Time Lords, they rule a society twelfth regeneration, however, relax with a box or three of pop­ which has remained static for nothing can stop death). Although corn, and a bag of jelly babies (a FROM A MALL millions of years, encountering the different Doctors vary in age favorite confection of the only a few disturbances (such as and style, some thngs do remain Doctor’s) and have fun exploring the rebellion of the Villainous Time constant, and conflicting, about the the universe. Lord, Morbius) until a certain un­ named member of the Prydonian chapter of Time Lords saw the KEVIN BACON ELIZABETH PERKINS evils and injustices going on that his people refused to stop, and AFFECTED BY h ; could take no more. Stealing a space-time ship called a TARDIS sa id (ptTIj] k PARAMOUNT PICTURE (Time And Relative Dimension THE WAR? IN Space), which has the distinc­ She is a stranger ir tion of being stuck in the outward HR# a small town. She shape of a blue police call box, and The Counciling Center is offering a place Ir changed her name. sleeping with of being bigger on the inside than and time for members of the University P? Her looks. Her life on the outside, he leaves his community who are affected by the 1 the enemy situation in the Gulf to discuss their concerns lull i°die foster ib es iei * iT emthony hopkins Dates: IDljc ^ 9,enn SUITES February 11, 18, 25 J w Ik oi March 11, 18, 25 and (STEVE M A RTIN . 1 $44 Double April 1, 8, 15 Complimentary Continental Time: ]LASH t Y i 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm Breakfast — Location: 152 Commons, The Counciling Center ®5tudR>28 20 SCREENS • A LOEKS THEATRE L ocated : 1350 WEST 28TH ST. • Ph. 538-8760 1/2 Block East off 196 Grandville, MI 49418 call: Phone (616) 531-LAND 895-3266 TOLL FREE 800-456-0626 Page 12 TheLanthom February 20,1991 Letter From GVSIJ Soldier Dear GVSU Students and Faculty, I would like to take this time to thank each and every one of you who have supported us through your efforts and prayers. These indeed are trying times, and we truly appreciate the concern and curiosity Several weeks ago (Issue 18, Jan. 23) The Lanthom published the names of Grand reflected from the postcards of Project Remeber. Keep up the good Valley students who have been sent to the Persian Gulf to fight for our country. work! We would like to add the following names to that list. My unit (“A” company, 1st battalion, 24th marines, IQ Marine expedition Force) is currently stationed at camp Hansen in Okinawa, Japan. Our mission here is to provide security for the west Pacific Ag.,43 AgCI9 Region, including Japan, Korea, and the Phillipines (PI). In case you have not heard. Communist Rebels in PI said they would attack U.S. military Bases if war in the Middle East broke out. Thus far, nothing has become of that threat However, prospects for combat in this region are just as real as in South West Asia. , I would like now to offer some recognitions and thanks. First, I Ca 96602-9474 would like to recognize and thank Professor Dan Campbell for his Presently efforts in organizing Project Remeber. Second is Jeffrey D. Roshak, a unit in Ge history student who wrote an opinion article in the January 9 Lanthom called ‘Tut Up or Shut Up”. Jeff, it seems to me that you have agood A. White grasp on things. Nothing irritates us more than civilian non-exports trying to speculate about the war, what we should do, and whom we should send. It’s bad enough listening to professional journalists and Puc. White, Nicholas K experts trying to figure out what’s next - then we have to hear the so- 385-04-6732 called “educated” guesses of sheltered college students. Thank you, Jastifer, Midieal Pltn. 2122“G C o” Jeff, I liked your “wake up and smell the coffee” attitude. 362-86-6022 2d Bn. RTR Lastly, I would like to recognize and thank my Lord and Savior, lsta.f.b. Dhahran MCRD San Diego, CA 92140 Jesus Christ He has brought me through this crisis safely so far, and I 9002TC know He will protect me in the future. I have no fear of death because APO NY 09616 Service: Marines I have an eternal hope in Him. I would like to appeal to the GVSU Presently training: Camp Pendt community to trust in Him too. He can give you the same hope that I jSe San Diego have. onaisance. In closing, I would again like to thank you for all your support Please continue to keep us in your prayers. God Bless and Semper Fi! Sincerely Yours,

Scot E. Sroka Lance Corporal United State Marine Corps Hope Administrator Says "Game THE $40 Over" For Pinball Players HOLLAND, MI. (CPS) - Responding to complaints that a cafeteria pinball machine game called “Future Spa” was too sexually sugges­ tive, Hope College administrator Ann Bakker-Gras has ordered the machine removed. The game’s graphics “contained numerous depictions of females The cost of visiting some and males, arrayed in attire such as skimpy swimwear and body suits,’ Florida or Texas beach is up. reported The Anchor, the campus student newspaper. Way up. And who wants to _ spend two days in a car anyway? I t Instead, ski the groomed * / A snow and tan in the sunny skies of Boyne Mountain or Boyne High­ lands. At special low college stu­ How media get news from the Gulf dent rates. Military censors maintain tight control over press coverage in the war JUST $40 PER PERSON, zone. Small press groups, called pools, gather information, censors PER DAY, DOUBLE OR review It, then release it to the 500 other journalists in Saudi Arabia. MULTIPLE OCCUPANCY, FOR SKIING AND Military allows 11- press pools; each covers a LODGING, MIDWEEK. specific unit Includes Sunday-Thursday lodging and Monday-Friday Press selected about 90 TV, broadcast and print journalists skiing at either resort. Our col­ J&ey were assigned to pools of five to 18 people. lege student deal is $15-35 per day less than Boyne’s normal rate. Get together with your roommates and Some pools go into field for a few hours, others for weeks. friends and head for the Boynes’ 41 combined ■rjfflSBsfci V- • - ■ runs, 19 lifts, three heated outdoor pools and lively lounges with frequent entertainment. Military officer accompanying pool: Make your reservations early. ■ Selects and briefs troops to be interviewed ■ Checks TV shots ■ Reviews photos and written reports, removing Sun In The Snow Student Special. information deemed sensitive This coupon entitles bearer and all members of party to $40 per person per day student special rate, based on double ■ May change wording of stories or multiple occupancy. Includes lodging and lift, midweek. ■ May order further review of story or picture Offer good for Sunday-Thursday lodging and Monday-Friday skiing until end of season. Subject to availability. PobTnotes,photos, quotes and stories sent to military You must present this coupon and student I.D. at time of center in Dhahran, Saudi Arabia; takes anywhere from an check-in at Boyne Mountain or Boyne Highlands. Mention Spring Break Special when you call for advance reservations. hour to several days. Name of college or university Report* cHstributed Copies of pool reports and photos are given to press, which Number in party______pieces those fragments together into war stories. Is this your first-trip to Boyne during spring break? □ Yes □ No Press m ay not: ■ Reveal exact troop locations or their movements ■ List exact number of aircraft or troops fB o y n g u sn ■ Reveal military strategy Boyne Mountain, Boyae Falls, Ml 49713. SOURCES Knight-Ridder Foreign Bureau, Joint Information Bureau, Defense Boyne Highlands, Harbor Springs, Ml 49740 Department, Research by WENDY GOVIER and JUDY TREIBLE 1-800-GO-BOYNE.

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Conference Rival Ferris Defeats Lakers, 22-12

B y Brian Rutkowski 11 ►.Id J< Uies U 4 a ho v. as ml uni S(x>rts Wriu-r mg I rom an injury,. In what was ime iit the i Iiisest Rivalries al was s seem t< i In m e u.at. Ii of the niglit, Ji x‘ St ane h ist

oul flic tvsi in i um|xMil(ns The 1.1 Ft n Hakes ol Ferns. I <1 Ferns Slate and Clrand Valles ( hand Valles regained the lead Stale rivalry is no exi eptmn 12 11. as Mark ( iishs deleated Last Wednesdas night the 1 Fill Huts henstm, 4 2 I bikers hosted the Bulldogs lor •Mter ('iisbs A win Ferns iixik bragging rights ol West Mu hi the lead I or gi k xl as the Bulldog \ gait. In a fiercely (ought wrestling I )anell Flder beat I. mi Harker at meet. Ferns won 2d 12. hut the I " " [x muds, ,X 0 match was closer than the ss me Freshmen ('olleri New herrv and leads one to believe I errs I )as is Nuh lost to tlx ir iip At I I X [rounds. senior m . ap ponents, but still had a rood tain Scott Marvin returned to the show nig mat for the first time in two mi >nths () s e r a 11, the team seemed Marvin defeated Jell Sphering ot pleased with their ellorts "We Ferris 6 1, despite suffering a looked more like a team tonight." bkxidv nose and a s rantp in his t ommetiled M.us in "We wrestled calf to give the 1 akers an eurlv ' better tonight than in a long time " 0 team point advantage ('o.u, h Jim St ott also rioted that After losing on a tec hnu al tall I he re w as a rioiu eable dh lereru e in the 1 26 pound matt h, ( hand in tlu- team Valley's Dwayne Kmejx'r tame "Having the seniors kn. k heljx'd, back to win at 1 '4 [xiunds ovei knowing that sour leaders are Fra Mt ("ourt Hr S there, " rern. irked Scott. Who noted In a surprise move. (A slatted that Marvin and laimhrecht were senior eo-eaptain Fat Iambrecht. tonungolf ot injuries and Cosbv who was out with a hack injuiv had been in a slump and set all and wasn't expected to wrestle three came bat k and w restled well Despite being out ol as turn lor 'Flus Fruiav. the Hikers hosi the more than a month and a hall. N( A .A Midwest Reg lonals, start Iainihrei hi heal I Fis e 1 f >w an] x me at 1 I a m I cams (uitu ipuling

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A VIEW FROM THE Grand Valley’s Power Play C heap Eliminates Central Michigan

The Grand Valley State Univer­ shoot more, and that is just what play, Ferguson found the back of sity hockey team chalked up a the Lakers did the net fra-what would prove to be satisfying victory over the week­ Senior winger Steve Weller the winning goal. end with their first victory ever started up the scoring barrage for CMU would not give up, as they •No, no...the rumor that I’m sign. What the hell is going on in the Lakers with a power-play goal scored twice within two minutes leaving the Lanthorn and taking San Francisco? over Central Michigan, 5 4 . Bill Moor’s job as sports editor/ •Fred McGriff, San Diego’s At Midland on Sunday, the Lak­ three minutes into the period Just to draw the score to 5 4 with over columnist at the South Bend Tri­ newly acquired fust baseman, was ers made the most of the Chip­ 11 seconds later, Laker forward eight minutes to play. bune is not true. long overdue for a raise before he pewa penalties to pick up Grand Scott McDowell tied the game on The Lakers then toughened its •My favorite first names in col­ inked a new $15 million contract Valley’s eighth win of the season. a blistering 60 foot slapshot defense, and kept the Chippewas lege basketball: H, Treg and Acie. last week. Now that he’s out of The Lakers got off to a slow The Lakers continued to score, away from the Laker net for the •I don’t know what I enjoy most Toronto, perhaps the rest of the start, trailing 2-0 at the end of the this time with center Tom Fergu­ rest of the game. about the Free Press sports sec­ baseball world will realize what a tion: my hero Mitch Albom’s col­ talent he is. first period. GV wasoutshot 154, son scoring his first of two power- Special team play has been the umn or those wonderful “spa" ads? •What a twist-Don Drysdale, and had only one legitimate scor­ play goals of the game. Lakers’ strong suitall season long. Gee, I wonder why Pete and Ryan Roger’s Big & Tall spokesman, ing opportunity. Starting the third period, GV Sunday was no exception, as GV don’t get any local spas to adver­ former “Brady Bunch" cameo star Grand Valley’s goalie Gary took complete control of the game. converted on four of eight power- tise in our sports section? (“thanks Baxter”) and former LaFond then shut the door on the Mark Besteman took a pass from play opportunities. •I have a great deal of respect for Dodger great, pleads no contest to CMU offense, until the Lakers own fellow defenseman Evan Detweiler Next up for the Lakers is cross Pistons’ coach Chuck Daly (his drunken driving while former scoring machine could get on track. and blasted a shot past CMU goalie town rival Calvin College. The defensive philosophy is second to moundmate Don Newcombe trav­ none), but I question his handling els nationwide preaching against In the second period, Grand Jim Balcom for another Laker season series is tied at one-game of rookies. Why not give them the evils of drinking after suffer­ Valley came out on fire, scoring power-play goal. all. Friday the Lakers will host the some playing time for evaluation ing from alcoholism. three consecutive times and tak­ The Lakers took advantage of Knights at 9:00 p.m. at Kentwood and experience purposes when he •Now thatJack Morris isaTwin, ing the lead 3-2. the abundance of Chippewa pen­ Ice Arena, and again on Saturday, can afford to? all the Tiger fans are saying they’re Coach Mike Petrosma told his alty minutes throughout the entire 9:30p.m. at Jolly Roger Ice Arena. Then maybe Michael Williams glad he’s gone because he gives up players in the second period to game. Once again on a power- wouldn’t come back to haunt them too many dingers anyway. I’ve a year later for another squad nor got news for those pseudo-rocket would Lance Blanks resemble a scientists: the better pitchers al­ Lambs, fromp. 10 ______cat in a room full of rocking chairs. ways give up the most homers •Red Wings’ penalty minute BECAUSE they throw strikes ( The film is scary, disturbed and The real acting in the film is does not have as much time on leader Bob Probert (ah incredible Bert Blyleven and Fergie Jenkins utterly wonderful. Foster is terrific done by Anthony Hopkins, screen as Lector. Still, the feeling accomplishment considering the to name two). as Clarice Starling, providing just portraying Lector. You may have of diabolical kinship between •Reasons #26 and #27 of “Why fact that he’s missed a large por­ the right amount of inexperience seen Hopkins in The Bounty or The Lector and Bill hangs over the tion of the games) is averaging Baseball’s Better Than Football” to her obvious training and ability. Good Fat her, but it will not matter. 4.72 penalty minutes per game from Thomas Boswell’s book The both of them like a black mist. during his career. Heart of the Order: #26 The best Glenn is striking as Crawford, Hopkins gives a performance that The Silence o f the Lambs is an •First the Forty-niners leave football announcer ever was energetic, commanding and leaves anything else he has done extraordinary film, suspenseful Ronnie Lott, the best defensive Howard Cosell; #27 The worst determined. Glenn makes on screen behind. Lector makes fascinating and skillfully executed. back in the history of football, off baseball announcer ever was Crawford stand out as the driving your skin crawl. He is gentleman Any fans of the Thomas Harris their protected list then they go Howard Cosell. force behind the hunt for the new death, sealed in a pit, caged behind novel will not be disappointed. and change their helmet logo de­ killer. glass, and you still feel afraid. See this film, if you like to feel the Hopkins drives home the point fur of the beast called fear. you only begin to imagine: that Sorry about that last line. I could Lectorisnothuman. Levine begins not help myself. to paint a similar portrait of B uffalo The Silence of the Lambs is Bill, the other killer, but his rated R and is playing at Studio 28 character is far less refined, and he and Showcase.

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against WSU. The Lakers shot need to do to win. 64% from the field, 67% from the Grand Valley finishes up its three-point area, and 92% from regular season as it hosts Fort the charity stripe. Wayne on Tuesday, Feb.26, at 7 Coach Baker-Grzyb also com­ p.m. and Saginaw Valley State on mented that Grand Valley’s re­ Thursday,Feb.2 8 , at 5:45 p.m. in bounding has improved and right the Field House. now they are doing the things they

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2627 EAST BELTLINE S.E. GRAND RAPIDS, MI 49506-5937 CALL: (616) 957-9701 February 20,1991 The Lan thorn Page 15 Training and Dedication Grand Valley Rowing Club Looks Pay Off for GVSU at the Strong At Their Annual Grand GLIAC TVack Meet Indoor Rowing Challenge By Jeaoine Freese Jacobs finished fifth in the long Sports Writer jump (20. Brent Dykstra By Gregg Hartsuff Another high GVSU place in race. The race was very close grabbed third in the pole vau t Sporti Writer the 8 man field was Brad Holdren, between Dan Cneger(MSU), Scott The training, pain and dedi­ (15’5"). posting an 8:50.9. Bontekoe(independent), and Mike cation of the Grand Valley State Martin stated that he was very A third record was broken in as Cobb(GVSU). Greger lead most University indoor track (earns optimistic for the outdoor sea­ Last Saturday, the GVSU row­ many races in the junior/novice of the way, but was taken over by really shone through at the son. Martin is confident that ing club co-hosted their annual women’s race. This was an ex­ Bontekoe with 1,000meters to go, GLIAC championship meet. the team will be much stronger ergometer race, The Grand Indoor tremely close race for gold and who was in turn overtaken in the Saturday at Saginaw Valley with the additional events out­ Rowing Challenge, with the Grand silver between Sarah Kagle of last 500 by Cobb. The final State University the thine lads door. Rapids Rowing Club. The fifth Gross Isle H.S. and Jen Martin of standings were Cobb- 8:31.8, gave their competition every­ The womens competition annual event had 57 competitors Grand Valley. Kagle ended up Bontekoe- 8:31.9, and Creger- thing they had. In turn the was tough also. Hillsdale Col­ and featured 5 new GIRC records. winning with a 10:21.3, only .3 8:37.3. GLIAC awarded second place lege won the' conference title Ergometer racing is done on seconds faster than M artin’s GVSU’s relay team was the to the women and fourth to the with 150 points and Grand Concept H rowing ergs (rowing 10:21.6. AllisonJacobsofGVSU victor in the team relay. GVSU’s m en ., Valley came in a close second simulators). Each competitor rows rowed a 10:36.9, which was the first three rowers. Brad Holdren, The mens competition was with 140, leaving Saginaw 2500 meters, according to the third place time in the 15 woman Allison Jacobs and Dan Socie, fierce. Ferris State won the Valley State third with 108, electronic monitors on the ma­ race. were dead even with the GRRC meet with 195 points, leaving Ferris fourth, and Northern chines, against other rowers. The Geoff Mee of Michigan State team and eventually won by 6 sec­ Hillsdale second, Saginaw Michigan and Michigan Tech events are run in heats with won the junior/novice men’s race onds thanks to final rowers Jen Valley third, and Grand Valley tied for fifth. competitors racing side by side on with an 8:36.9. GVSU’s highest Martin and Jeff O’Kronely. Their State University fourth with 55 The Lady Lakers ran away the ergs against rowers of the same place in the event was Mark Volk’s final time was 8:16.4. The other points. with four individual champi­ category. Categories are based silver performance, posting a GVSU team (Reynolds, Strong, The Lakers earned more onships and two conference upon age, weight, and experience. 9:20.3. Stream, Eichenberg and Creger) points than they have since records. The final event of the day is the The other race with GVSU finished in 8:32. 1976. Coach Gary Martin Senior Sandra Terrell won team relay which consists of 5 entries in it was the open men’s stated, “It was a very good meet the 1000(2:59.45) and the 1500 rowers (3 male, 2 female), each for the men. We were just (4:41.88), setting new records rowing 500 meters on the same outclassed by a Ferris team that in both, and coming back to machine in relay. DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE FOR could do no wrong” finish third in the The first race of the day, the Steve Nederveld finished 3000(10:27.65). The records Lightweight womens race, saw the PHOTO CLASS STUDENTS second in the 55 hurdles (7.81), Terrell broke she had previ­ first record broken by GVSU stu­ ON ALL YOUR NEEDED SUPPLIES. with teammate John Rinehart ously set last year. This re­ dent Bonnie Dykstra. Dykstra, close behind in fourth place markable performance earned rowing for the Grand Rapids Present your class ‘needs list’ when (7.96). Terrell the “Athlete of the rowing club, broke her previous making your Nusan Muhammad ran off Meet” award. lightweight women’s record by 7 with seconds in the 55 (6.55) Junior Kristal Mack won the seconds, rowing a 9:55.2. Second * FILM * PAPER and the 300(36.23). 600 (1:37.58), just missing the and third places were taken by •CHEMICALS * NEG SLEEVES Bill Barr was also a tough meet record by .51, finished GVSU women, Mel Cronenwett competitor in the 55 with a fourth in the 300 (:42.74) and and Rhea Chaffee. Their times •TANKS * TONER fourth (6.72). ran a strong leg for the second were 10:56.1 and 10:56.9 rep- •'THERMOMETERS • BATTERIES Mike Mull finished fifth in place milerelay team (3:59.91). specti vely, making it an extremely the 400 (51.17). Steve Renaldi Regina Brewer set both a close race. LOW PRICES & CONVENIENT LOCATIONS! placed sixth in the 1000 Grand Valley and GLIAC meet The lightweight men’s race (2:41.03). Pete Bodary grabbed record inthetriplejumpwitha also had its record broken. Gregg 1533 Wealthy fifth in the 5000 (15:46.47). distance of 37' 3.5". Brewer Hartsuff, a GVSU crew alumni', 51 Monroe Mall The mile realy team finished also finished third in the long broke the record by nine seconds 3150 Plainfield third (3:28.89). jump (17' 2.5") and placed fifth by pulling an 8:17.3. Silver was 2883 S-Wilson Randy Kloss placed fourth taken by GVSU freshman Jeff Grandville O’Kronley who pulled an 8:36.4. ^ in the shot (47* 11"). Matt See Track, p. Uy

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The high jump fourth and fifth to fellow Lady (10:41.01). Martin added, “1 am really proud crew of freshman Jennifer Den­ Lakers Julie Bos (60.28) and Lisa Coach Gary Martin, who was of both teams and of being awarded ton, Julie Edinger and Karey Papranec (60.75). awarded “Coach of the Year”, Anderson nabbed second, third and Debbie Pruitt finished fourth in stated, “This was the best effort ‘coach of the year’.” This Saturday, the Lakers will fourth respectively. the 800 (2:26.43), with Jennifer ever by Grand Valley’s womens host the Grand Valley Invi tational, Tamie Gipe finished second in Holder close behind in fifth team. field events starting at 11:00 a.m. the shot put with (43' 1"). Sandy (2:28.17). “A win would’ve really capped come, b u tlN im # worried.* Fleming finished sixth in the triple Barb Kooiker snatched second off a great year, but I expected to S 5 3 E 3 2 & jump. volved. ^ I d V e t o i s o ^ P i Connie Klein grabbed a second ecjhip and talent on thole*# in the 55 hurdles (8.91), with tw||yttStlaoo^,andiki«>w teammates Edinger (9.01) and Congratulations to senior track runner that everything will wodc out Amy Jones (9.29) finishing third Sandra Terrel for an outstanding performance at Jfte GLIAC indoor meet. Sandra won bothW^fOOO m and 1500 m, Hoops, from p. 1 3 ------breaking her own confrercnce records with O’Mara helped the Laker cause, "It's like winning a trophy; it’s not times of 2:59.45 and 4:4lT88 respectively. scoring 16, 13 and 11 points, re­ the trophy itself that matters, it’s spectively. Bitner shot 3-4 from what goes into winning it that Sandra also came in third place in the 3000 3-point range and seven for eight makes it worthwhile. It’s the hard m. for her efforts Sandra was voted "Athlete from the free throw line; Harvey work and the self-sacrifice,” he of the Meet." was four for six from the field, added four of four from the c hari ty stripe, Along with the title, the Lakers and dished out five assists and have earned the privilege of host- grabbed two steals. ingthisyear’sGLIAC tournament, The Lakers shot 31-50 (62%) to be held in the Field House from the field, including 8-14 March 8 and 9. (57%) from 3-point land, and sank An additional honor was earned 31 of 40 free throw attempts (78%), by one member of the Laker team OF THE WEEK including 17-19 in the second half. as Todd Jenks was selected as the Coach Villemure stated, “After GLIAC Player of the the Week for the win over Hillsdale the team his two fine performances in the Senior Todd Jenks recieves this week's Male just decided to really go for the GVSU victories. Athlete Award for his outstanding hoop activity title. We shot great for the second Thursday, February 21, the in the two Laker victories last week. Todd's game in a row and our passing was Lakers will host Saginaw Valley hoopla enabled the GV basketball team to clinch phenomenal.” State University in their final The conference championship regular season conference match the GLIAC championship. Against Hillsdale, was the 45th title claimed by Grand up; tip-off time is at 7:45 p.m. Todd had 24 points, including 10 of 12 from the Valley State University, the fifth Grand Valley’s final regular field and four of four from the line in a 89-86 in men’s basketball (first since season game will be in the Field overtime victory. Todd was also named GLIAC 1978-79). House against Saginaw Valley on Player of the Week. “I’m just thrilled,” remarked Wednesday, February 27, at 7:30 Coach Villemure about the title. p.m.