The Brew NAKID SOCIAL SPORTS

Volume 1, Issue 2 Summer Week Two, 2013

Inside this issue: isn’t 2 the only ? Drink the 2 District Meet DJ 3 Welvin Four Pics 3 One Sports Upcoming 4 Events Team of the 5 Week

Tuesday 6 Night Wednesday 7 Night

Thursday 8 Night Sunday Night 9 The Brew Page 2 Flip Cup Isn’t The Only Drinking Game?? play rock paper scissors to see who While we encourage Step One: Two teams of 3 throws first. teams to play Flipcup as people each will have 23 cups Step Four: Let the fun begin! often as possible, quite (a 21 cup pyramid and 2 water often as the bar clears cups). There will be one pitcher Note: Each team gets a re-rack at out you may find that for each side divided among the 10 and 6 cups. people will start to play 21 cups. other games such as Step Two: Each team member Drunkball or Nemesis (a selects who their opponents will larger, more alcoholic be. (In the game each person version of .) will only drink the cups that What is Nemesis you their Nemesis partner hits.) might ask? It can be explained in four easy Step Three: Once Nemesis steps. partners have been chosen, you

You must be a Do you member of NAKID want to go for either Spring or to Drink the Summer 2013, have District this health insurance, weekend for FREE! and be at least 21 years of Rewards include: a free NAKID has space for 60 age to participate. You ticket to Drink The District volunteers per session may not drink while vol- (either this weekend or any (Saturday 10-2:20 am, 2- unteering and cannot future Drink the district) or 6:20 pm, 6-10:20pm and work if you are drunk. 3 tickets to taste of DC in Sunday from 2-6:20pm). Please wear comfortable October! Volunteer assignments clothes and bring your ID. include: pouring beer, helping people enter, You can RSVP at: http:// NAKID will do our best helping run the merch drinkthedistrictvolun- to keep groups/friends and water area, and teers.eventbrite.com/ and together! So come on assisting NAKID with don’t forget to register on out and have some fun flip cup, giant jenga, our Meetup page to let us with your fellow NAKIDs. ladder golf, beer pong! know you will be there!

Volume 1, Issue 2 Page 3 Like NAKID’s Jams?? Meet DJ Welvin! Every week we rock out NAKID since the very begin- to the music upstairs in ning. He first became inter- Hamilton’s. Who is the ested in DJing when he real- mystery man behind the ized that he had songs that music? The Brew went be- weren't being played at the hind the scenes to get the bar. He has been DJing for inside scoop on our DJ, NAKID ever since. He has Welvin. even DJed at NAKID wed- Welvin is one of the dings! original NAKIDs. Even Please don’t hesitate to though he has only been come up to Welvin and re- DJing for NAKID since quest songs. He literally has thousands of songs and is 2010, he’s been involved in more than happy to play anything! Next time you are at the bar go say hi to Welvin! Four Pics One Sports Word (Answers on page 5)

Pictures from www.theatlantic.com, www.northjersey.com, and www.iconarchive.com. Volume 1, Issue 2 Page 4 Upcoming Events. Don’t miss our NAKID on July 27th at 4 PM held at one your favorite local bars, Madhatter! Since the world did in fact not end in 2012 as predict- ed, there’s only one thing to do...celebrate as if it was ending! We will have an apocalypse themed power hour full of videos and songs that you will not want to miss! It is $10 for NAKIDs and $20 for non-NAKIDs to participate. Sign up by clicking here.

History will once again be made this year with the 8th annual World Series of Flip Cup tournament held in your very own Washington, D.C.!! Whether you aim to win or just want to have a good time with friends, fellow NAKIDS, and players from around the world this event is the place to be! Start getting your team together now because the tournament will be taking place Saturday, September 7th from 1:00PM-5:00PM at Old Dominion Brewhouse. Teams will be allowed 6 players and 2 alternates. Registration also includes 4 hours of an open beer bar!! Early Bird prices are currently available, so don’t miss out! You can register at: More Future Events. http://worldseriesofflipcup.net. NAKID also has a Meetup  July 27th: NAKID Power Hour and Drink the page for this event here, but District!! keep in mind that RSVPing on

 August 9th: Mid-season Party Meetup is NOT the same thing as officially registering a team.  August 24th: Bar Crawl/Scavenger Hunt Only 2 months to go, so let the team making begin!  September 7th: World Series of Flip Cup

 September14th: Wine Festival

 September 28th: End of Season Party The Brew Page 5

Team of the Week

“We don’t play NAKID, we play in Jorts!”- Spencer Inside Story Headline

Four Pics OneFour WordSports Answers:Pitcher Players, Balls,

This is Salute Your Jorts. This Wednesday night they brought a whole lot of fun to the field. Salute Your Jorts has been in NAKID for a little over a year. You can find these crazy kids more often than not rocking their jorts. One team member, Spencer said “I’m really excited to repping jorts and meeting a bunch of new people. No other team is awesome enough to wear jorts.” Their captain, Piao says that kickball just simply isn’t enough for them. They are constantly making their own activities and hanging out, even when they aren’t playing kickball. So put your underwear on the flagpole (Salute Your Shorts Reference for those of you that remember it) and say hi to Salute Your Jorts!

Congratulations to Dan Alt for winning last weeks “hard” to find question! The Brew Page 6 Tuesday Recap 5 Random Questions we asked Drew of Keep Calm and Kick On

Week Two Kickball 1. What is your favorite sport? “Fuck Soccer-AMERICAN FOOT- BALL!” Kicking Balls and Tak- 2. What is your favorite position ? ing Names (5) vs. Fili- “Downward Dog” bust Your Balls (11) 3. Rate your Flip Cup skills from one to ten. Booze on First (9) vs. “8” Keep Calm and 4. How do you like your meat? Kick On (12) “Fucking Bloody. I want it drip- ping onto my bib.” Spaceballs (0) vs. 99 5. What is your favorite liquor? Problems But a “Bourbon-Jack Daniels” Pitch Ain’t One (6) Right to Bare Balls (2) vs. Swift Kick in the Grass (0) Sorry again, but technology failed us yet again Tuesday leaving us without pictures. Do not worry, we do have your interviews from the week and we promise that next week we will have pictures galore!

5 Random Questions we asked Flag Footballer Anna with Bulwinke 1. What is your favorite sport? “Volleyball” 2. What is your favorite position? “First place” 3. Rate your Flip Cup Skills from one to ten. “7” 4. How do you like your meat?

“Medium” 5. What is your favorite liquor? “Tequila” Volume 1, Issue 2 Page 7 Wednesday Kickball Recap

5 Random 1. How do you like your meat? “Well Done” 2. The last song stuck in your head? Questions for “All the Above by Maino” 3. Rate your Flip Cup skills from one to ten. Hayley with “a 9...or 8.5...or 8.75” 4. If you could have any super power what Suns Out guns would it be? “Shapeshifting” Out 5. Who is your favorite Idol? “Kelly Clarkson! Number One!”

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Week Two Kickball Scores Balls Models (8) vs. Attorney Twurk Product (9) Kicks are for kids (5) 1. How do you like your meat? vs. Ball and Chain “Medium Rare” 2. What was the last song (11) stuck in your head? “Chicken Fried by Zac Brown Weapons of Mass Band” Destruction (4) vs. 3. Rate your Flip Cup skills #SunsOutGunsOut from one to ten. “6.9” (3) 4. If you could have any super Salute Your Jorts (7) power what would it be? vs. Win or Lose We “I would be a chick magnet.” 5. Who is your favorite Idol? Still Love Booze (7) “ Hugh Hefner”

5 Random Questions for Tre (AKA Cornbread) with Kicks are for Kids The Brew Page 8

Thursday Recap

1. How do you like your meat? “Raw and Juicy” 5 Random 2. What was the last song stuck in your head? “The ABCs (I’m a teacher)” Questions we 3. Rate your Flip Cup Skills from one to ten. asked Erin “10-I just was the last woman standing in survivor” from Adult 4. If you could have any super power what would it be? Recess “An undo button” 5. Who is your favorite idol? “Clark Gable”

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5 Random 1. How do you like your meat? “Medium Rare” 2. What was the last song stuck Questions we in your head? “DMX-Party Up” asked Nate 3. Rate your Flip Cup Skills from one to ten. from “11” 4. If you could have any super Cinnamon power what would it be? “Telekinesis” 5. Who is your favorite idol? Armadillos “Mark Wahlburg” Page 8 Volume 1, Issue 2 Page 9

1. How do you like your meat? Sunday Recap 5 Random Ques- “Medium Rare” tions we asked 2. What was the last song stuck Week Two Kickball Scores in your head ? “We are the champions” Pitch, Don’t Kick My Vibe Kassandra from 3. Rate your Flip Cup Skills from (10) vs. Dank Dank in the We’ve Got the Runs one to ten. Tank Tank (4) “7.5” 4. If you could have any super

Performan Enhanced Drunks power what would it be? “Mindreading”

(7) vs. Neuticals (8) 5. Who is your favorite idol? SMAC (7) vs. Bases may not “Jesus” be loaded, but we are! (1) Week Two Kickball Scores Sh*t Kickers (9) vs. We’ve Manace 2 Sobriety (5) vs. Harm- Got the Runs (3) less Puppies (12) Kick Me Home Tonight (5) vs. It’s MyKICK in a Box Kick PASSS, Kick DEEZ (9) Wait’ll You See My Kick (0) vs. Click here for Balls to the Mall(8) more photos! Right to Bare Balls (2) vs. Swift Kick in the Grass (0) tOOt it & bOOt it (2) vs. Xta-

cles (7) 5 Random Questions for Clay with Pitch, The Swollbraham Lincolns (7) vs. Don’t Kick My Vibe Diplomatic Destroyers! (9)

1. How do you like your meat? How do you like your meat? Team Tommy (2) vs. Don’t Kick “Low and hanging to the left” My Face Bro (8) “Low and hanging to the left” 2. What was the last song stuck 2. What was the last song stuckin yourin your head? head? “Cups by Anna Kendrick” “Cups by Anna Kendrick” 3. Rate your Flip Cup skills from 3. Rate one your to ten. Flip Cup skills from one to ten. “17!” “17!” 4. If you could have any superpower what would it be? 4. If you could have any superpower “The power what towould read ityour be? mind. I have everything else, so that’s “The power to read your mind.the Ionly have power everything that I need.”else, so that’s the only power that I need.” 5. Who is your favorite idol? 5. Who is your favorite idol? “Kelly Clarkson, for her music and acting ability. I strive to be like “Kelly Clarkson, for her musicKelly and Clarksonacting ability. every Iday. strive True to beStory. Kelly Kind Clarkson of a big every deal.” day. True story. It’s kind of a big deal.” NAKID Contact Information: NAKIDs Weather Hotline: 855-466-2543 Twitter: www.twitter.com/nakiddc Meetup: www.meetup.com/nakid-dc The Brew: [email protected] Everything else: [email protected]

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