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VOL. 13, No. 80895 KWAJALEIN, MARSHALL ISLANDS Monday, April I, 1974 Difficult Challenge Nor" Korea Demands U.S. 'tntl F,nanc,ol Report DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGES For Indira Gandhi Move Out Immediately NEW DELHI (UPI) - Prime PAN}IDNJOM (UPI) - North Korea, upset after an unsuccessful bld for 30 Industrials 843.48 off 3.20 Minister Indira Gandhi's govern direct bilateral negotlations with the United States on the Korean lS 20 Transports 184.66 off 0.42 ment faces a difficult challenge sue, today renewed a demand that American forces leave Korea immediate 15 Utilitles 90.08 off 0.67 from student-sparked riots that ly. The demand was made by North Korean Army Maj. Gen. Kim Pungsup at 65 Stocks 267.14 off 1.06 threaten to swell into a genuine the 349th meetlng of the Korean Military Armlstice COmmlSSlOn (MAC). political movement at the grass Klm is Communlst senlor delegate to the seSSlon. VOLUME 11,470,000 shares roots level. Cnarging the Unlted States was lnstigatlng the South Korean govern An explosive situatlon contin ment of Presldent Park Chung- hee to stage war agalnst ~orth Korea, Klm NYSE data Advances 484 ues to build up in the state of said: Declines 896 Bihar where 28 persons were , "Our slde strongly demands that you U.S. imperiallst aggressors stop London Gold $174.00 killed last month by police dur the crlm~nal act of lnstlgatlng the South Korean government and wlth N.Y. SlIver $ 5 24 ing protests against food short draw from South Korea without delay taklng \vith you all the aggres ages, soaring prices and alleged sion forces." Massive Operation corruption in a state adminis U. S. i.rTIrj r1aj. Gen. Wilham E. I1cLeon, Unlted NatlOns Command (UNC) tration backed by Mrs. Gandhl's spoke~man, sald tae ~orth Korean statement was another propaganda To Retalce Capital ruling Congress Party. haratlgue ;lh~ch had nothlng to do Illth the bW31ness of MAC. A slmilar protest in the Today was the flrst MhC meetlng Slnce Horth Korea proposed last Mon PHNOM PENH (UPI) - A Cambo state of Gujarat culminated ln day dlrect bilateral talks with the United States to brlng a formal dlan government task force, February in the toppllng of an end to the 1950-1953 Korean war WhlCh ended \onth an armistlce agree spearheaded by about 25,000 in other state adminlstration sup ment. fantrymen advanced today on ported by the central government South Korea and the Urated States have rejected the North Y.:orean rebel posltions at the former after more than 80 persons died proposal seeklng to exclude South Korea from the proposed negotlatlons. royal capltal of Oudong, 17 in police gunfire. In Ilashlngton, State Department spokesr~an John Klng sald, "IJe contlnue mlles north\vest of here, M:Lli The prime minister and her to feel that Korean probleIDB must be resolved by the two sldes them tary sources sald. party leaders put most of the selves." The to\ffi fell to the Commu blame for the spreading violence Before cOmlng up wlth hlS demand at the MAC seSSlon, Klm produced a nists March 18 after 11 days on what they Vlew as the coer long IlSt of alleged armlstlce agreement vlolatlons by Unlted Nations' of hard flghtlng. cive forces of the poll tical forces. A maSSlve operation was right. Klm sald S~71 hlgh-speed, hlgh-altltude reconnalssance planes under launched today to attempt the Ironically, the central govern ~C order3 o'Jerfle';! the mliltary demarcation Ilne bet\.leen South and recapture of Oudong, which is ment last week, in an effort to .lorth Korea 18 tlmes Slnce January 1. Klm also Ilsted a number of important psychologically be cope with the crisls, abandoned naval and ground vlolatlons allegedly commltted by forces under IDIC. cause of ltS hlstorical and its takeover of wholesale trade :icLeod rejected the SF,71 a,1d ::1aval charges re;;>eatedlj. For 30l"e of rellglous background. It has In wheat. the alleged ground vlolatlon.:; ilcLeod sald hlS command ',nIl conduc t Ilttle mliltary strateglc The abandonment was viewed as value. a virtual admlsslon by the gov About 25,000 lnfantrymen ernment that the takeover, an Kidnapers May Kill Da'/y Wa te r Report from t~e 80th and 28th Infan nounced with great fanfare last Present Ilater Condltlon Code: try B rlgades Ivere leading the year had failed. An American a Day YELLo\! flght, su:;-ported by alr strikes The problem was that growers lfE:.{ICO (WI) - The ran30m note and t·"l'K-lll'~e armored personnel refused to sell thelr wheat to found after tae d~sappearance of 'vater ln Tanks 3-31-74 carr"L.2 '11 th 75D1I'1 recoliless the government at 10\1 flxed U.S. Vlce Co~sul John Patterson 10 8,224,000 gals. rlfles i~Gunted on them, and prlces and government-operated day~ ago threatened that the kld Water Produced -0- art.lllery. A navy unit made fair price shops could not get ncl,Jer:; <,lOuld klll one iunen.can a Water Consumed 290,000 gals. a beachhead nearby at Kompong enougn uheat to supply the peo Jeel< ::.f the money was not pald, l.t Net 4-1-74 7,934,000 gals. Luong to move supplles to the ple. The hoarded wheat com !a~ re?orted today. The newspaper Dally LOSS 290,000 gals. Oudong battleground. manded staggerlng prlces on the 1L In?arClal publLshed ~~at lt sald A Ca~bodian army field offl black market. .ere ?ortl.ons of tae ransom note, Condltlon ORANGE (restrlcted use) cer sald elements of the 28th Further weakenlng the positlon ~rltten _n Patterson's mm hand. goes lnto effect when net reaches bTlgade had fought to withln of the central government is an It threatened to klll one ferson a 7,000,000 gallons. 350 yards of the rebel defenses economic crlsis not entlrely of \{eek chosen from famliles of consu at Te~ Pranam, on the tmvn' s ltS own maklng. CONSERVE ,JATER! lar offlclal::;. eastern flank. A large govern Rlslng 011 costs could absorb The note--whlch was found ln the ment force ,va3 routed from Tep 80 per cent of the natLon's ex con& Lla te on l1arch 22 barely blo Agnew's Law Future Pranam last Thursday with heavy port earnlngs thlS year. hour.:; after Patterson's dlsappear losses. World Bank experts hzve told ance-- was one and one-half pages Goes Before Courts The beachhead positlon was donor natcon3 of the aid-Indla long. It 'las ',rltten ln Engl.lsh shelled by Communlst gunners consortlum, WhlCh meets Aprll 9 ANNAPOLIS (UPI)-P- hnal declslon and slgned (In Engllsh) by the today and fleld reporters said In Parls, that Ind1a ~lll need "Peoples' Llberatlon Army of Hexi- on former Vlce Presldent Splro two soldcers were kliled and $12 billion ;mrth of forelgn ald co. " Agne\l's future as an attorney ln 10 .lere wounded. durlng the next flve years, maln U.S. s?okes~en have confl.rced Maryland 'nIl be made by the State Flghtlng also contlnued at ly because of hlgher prlces for t:1e note IJas :l.l1 Patterson's own Court of hppeals after lt hears the sugar reflnery at Kompon oll, which Indla uses to produce dlsbar~ent hand. T:ley have not, hO\1ever, of flnal arguments ln the Tram, 17 miles south of Phnom two-thirds of ~ts fertlllzer flclally revealed ltS contents. case Tuesday. Penh on Hlghway 4, according needs. El Imparclal sald the ransom note Agnew, \lho ~~as no t expec ted to to UPI fleld reporters. called for a $250,000 payment In attend the hearlng, could have ~logale,;, Ar l ZOl!a, Sunday, March 24, hls rlght to practlce law r~voked and another $250,000 payment ln by the state's hlghest court, the Lady Churchill Celebrates 89th ~~XlCO Clty that same day. It de flnal arolter ln dlsbarment lssues. There was no lndlcatlon when manded that ne 1 ther nevIS medla rlOr LONDON (UPI) - Lady Spencer-Churchill looked around at the HeXlcan authorltles be told about the court mlght make lts declSlon. grey heads of the famous who had come to do her and her late the kldnaplng. Dlsbarment, requested by the husband honor today and said: "I am enjoying my Mrthday very OfflClal alrport records showed Maryland Bar Assoclatlon, ,{as much." that Patterson's wlfe, Ann, left recommended last month by a spe The widow of Sir Wlnston Churchill does not llve ln the past nere for Arlzona Saturday, March clal three-judge dlsclpllnary --even a past whose glories are celebrated in history books. 23, and returned here from Monter panel. Nor does she make publlc appearances any more except on the The bar asked that Agne,~ be dlS reY--ln Northeastern }~xlco--the rarest of occaS10ns. But today--her 89th blrthday--was one of follo'-nng Tuesday. There \las no barred because of "moral turpl them. off.lclal comment, however" on tude," demonstrated by hlS no con Stlll remarkably handsome In a blue dress and coat with pearl test plea to a tax evaSlon charge whether the ransom ~ad been paid. earrings and necklace, she sat on a chair in the great banquetlng Meanwhlle the U.S. consulate last October 10 when he also re hall that lS all that is left of the palace of Whitehall and pre here posted several hundred hand slgned the Vlce presidency. He sided over the openlng of a campalgn to complete two natlonal bllls--Wlth a plcture of Patterson was glven three years of unsuper memorlals to her husband. beside the lnscrlptlon, "Have you vised probatlon and flned $10,000. The Churchlll Centenary Trust--this is the 100th year Slnce seen thls man?"-- ln local hotels. Agnew's actions came follo\Ol1ng Sir Ihnston's blrth--seeks to raise "one IDlllion pounds from The har1dbills asked in Spanish and a federal grand Jury investlgation one mllilon people" to be divided between Churchill College, Engllsh for anybody who had seen lnto his actlvlties as Baltlmore Cambrldge and the Winston Churchlll Memorial Trust. Patterson Slnce Frlday. March 22, county executlve, governor of Lady Churchlll sat in the glare of the television lights though to call state pollce. Maryland and vice presldent of she confided to her family that "The lights hurt TIrj eyes a bit." the Unlted States. Pane) 2 HOURGLASS Monday. April 1, 1974 Committee to Report Income Tax findings WASHINGTOn (lIPI) - The tongressiona1 committee investiqating Prp.sident Nixonls income taxes scheduled a news conference for Wednesday afternoon to report its findings. The Los AnQeles Times said over the weekend the committee has decided Nixon owes as much as $400,000 in back taxes and that it has found lIevidence of civil fraud ll in his recent federal returns. A spokesman for the Joint Co~mittee on Internal Revenue Taxation--which has heen lookino into NixonLs taxes at his request--said today the panel would meet privately Wednesday ~orning to hear final staff recommendations. It was expected the committee would approve the report, which then would he filed with the Senate and House. Landing Strip for Winged Space Shuttle
CAPE CANAVEP~L (UPI) - Construction sta~ted today on a three-mile, $28 million landing strip for the United States' new winged space shuttle which i~ launched like a rocket and lands like an airplane. The space shuttle will take off vertically from a modified Apollo launch pad and carry men, satellites and equipment to and from orbit. It will return to an airplane-like landing four miles from its takeoff point and will be used over and over aqain. Space Aqency officials said the new shuttle will open an era of eoono~ical spacefli9ht and also end the IIboom and bust periods ll which have plagued the Cape Canaveral area economy since the 1960s. Todayls ground-breaking cere~ony ~arked the start of construction of a 15,000 foot long runway, 100 yards wide. The con crete landing strip is being carved out of a flat, sandy ~xoan~e covered with a thick qrowth of palm trees and bushes. The runway and associated taxiways and access roads are scheduled to be.completed in 28 months. The space shuttle is due to ~ake its first horizontal atmospheric flight in 1977 and its first vertical flight into space in 1979. Mariner 10 Searching for Moon of Mercury PASf',DErIA (UPI) - Mari ner 10 hunted throuoh space today for a 91 impse of IICharl eyll--the un' r~EDIA, Pennsyl vani a (UPI) - Speci a 1 prosecutor Ri chard A. Sprague cl'arged today that former Un; ted Mine Workers Presi dent 1'. A. IITonyll Boyle IIcalled for and paid for ll the slayinq of union reform candidate Joseph A. IIJockll Yablonski. In hlS openin0 remarks at the murder trial of Boyle, Spraque told the jury of nine men and three women that Boyle II gave t'1e orders for thct assassination. II Yablonski, an arcll rival of Boylels, was slain along wit~ his wife and daughter on December 31,1969. SprarJue s~id that IJhen Ychlonski announced on ~1ay 29, 1969 that he would oppose Boyle for the union presidency he IIsigned hl S O"1n ':~arrant fOI~ death. II In :',15 one-flour address to tne jury, Spraque said the slaying of Yablonski II was the murder that this defendant called for and pa1d for.1I Seven Men Charged in Getty Kidnaping RGt1E (Up I) - J. Paul Getty III Hill bec.asked tOfTmrrO\'! to try to identify his alle~ed kidnapers: police sources said today. Seven Calahrians have been char~ed witfl the abduction of the 17-year-old grandson of the American oil billionaire, rele~sed Minus his right ear after his family paid a $2.9 million ransom. S1X men are in police custody in Lagonegro, the Southern Italian town near where Getty was freed. The seventh, a con victed murderer \,,110 escd~t:u frorll IJrison before Getty was kidnaped July la, is still being sougl'lt. Gettv has tr;ld ~olicr h;S ~h~llctors kert him blindfolded and moved him from place to place. Police sources said Gett~1 had heen su~moned to La90nearo and would be asked to try to pick out his ~lleged captors in a police lineup. They sa1d Getty and his attorney, Giovanni Jacovoni, would also be driven around the area where Getty was released in hopes the youth might recognize spots where he had heen detained. Maid's Relatives Questioned in Ross Murder BM'CKOK (UPI) - Three men related to the house ~aid of murdered A~erlcan journalist Claudia Ross were interrogated today with l1e detector tests concerning the crime, police said. - Seven ~e~hers of a reli~10us sect about whicfl Miss Ross was writing also were questioned, officers said. No further details of the police inv~stigatiQn were given. Miss Ross, 27, a reporter for the Bangkok Post, was found stabbed Friday at her home. She was a for~er reporter for the Palm Beach Post newspaper in West Palm Beach, Florida. lindergoing lie detector examinations today were three relatives of her house maid--the maid1s hrother, her husband and her brother-in-law. Also interrogated were members of the religious Children of God sect. The Children of God group is made up of younq Americans who believe therE' should be no barriers of nationality or color in human existence. Miss Ross had written an article critical of the group and saying it taught fanaticism. Security Crackdown in N. Ireland BELFAST (UPI) - British troops and police sealed off a three-square-mile area of Central' Belfast today and carried out a house-by-house search in Northp.rn Irelandls biqqest security cr~ckdm"n in tvm years. _ So~e 500 troops backed by arMored cars and police doqs moved in on the Ormeau Road working class district, long suspected as a hotbed of activity for tne outla\'/f~d Irish Republican .Army. The move, whic~ also spread out to tdke in some militant Protestant areas, came after an upsurge of weekend violence that took six lives and caused extensive property damage in Relfast and other cities. In Londonderry, truops 111 a former provisional IRA lIoff-limitsll area came under mortar and small arms fire, theanny said. Two soldiers \'1~rc slig;~lv \I('Iunded in the brief fight and troops found a panel truck containing mortar bombs. Water Diet May Be Hazardous CHICAGO (UPI) - For some, the so-called ~ater diet may be hazardous te health, an article in the Journal of the American Medical Association warns. The diet, sometimes promoted as a quick, easy solution to obesity, requires intake of at least eight glasses of water daily and restricts consumption of carbohydrates. The article said not only is the weight loss only temporary, but it causes an immediate rise in cholesterol. This IIprob ablyll does not harm healthy young people, the article said, but others should be wary. 1I0ne must consider the potential effects of the prolonged or repetitive use of this diet by middle-aged persons v/ho may heve coronary artery disease. 1I Monday, April ,I, 1974 Page ) JIM BISHOP: Reporter ON THE RIGHT Poor Richardls Game Plan BY BOB CONSIDINE NEW YORK, (KFS)--There are now so many lawyers involved in the ------,.,.__ ... , ..,--. __ ...... - .... . There IS a feelIng lUIlong A "pInk sheet" was cll'culated erase fully the memory of concentric circles of Watergate, and so many labyrinths of the law, people that, unW Watergate, m Cahfomla, chargmg Uiat 'Tricky Dick,' the masterful that I'm beginning to feel sorry for the blokes who will be as PreSldent Richard NIXon was a Mrs Douglas, m many cases, manipulator, the man you signed to cover the presidential inauguration of January, 1977. folk hero m America It ISn't so voted With Vito MarcantoniO, a wouldn't buy a used car from" 1 Dick and Pat wlll stlll be aro~nd, of course, as will the girls. From the day, m 1946, when he CommunISt-leanIng New York When Nixon ran for Like oLher departing presidents b~fore him, President Nixon will decided to run for Congress m Congressman ThIS was true In PresIdent, a Nelson Rockefeller make a valiant effort to conceal his faint contempt for the man Cabfornla agamst the veteran legISlation wluch had nothmg to adViser seemed shocked. who will be succeeding him that wintry day on the steps of the Jerry VoorhIS, hls merciless do With CommunISm The sheet "Richard N~on," he said, "IS game plans have engendered did not menbon that NIXon and the most dangerous of all men Capitol. James Buchanan consldered Abraham Lincoln some kind of a fear among RepublIcans as well Marcantonio often voted to have runmng as PreSldenl" nut for even wanting to succeed h:un. as Democrats together The adViser was Henry The presence of the N1xons on t~e 1nauguratlon stand, along w1th Nixon's mentor was Mr NIXon won A feelIng per Kissinger such treasured old friends as John Ehrlichman, Bob Haldeman, John Murray Chotmer, Callforma vaded Washmgton that, In 1960, newspaper Mitchell, Maurice Stans and Rose Mary Woods, will tend to make lawyer and publIc-relations somehow, It was "un correspondents on Nixon's coverage of the lnduct10n of the new president as difficult, say, expert It was Chobner who Amencan" to run agaInst Poor plane staged a private poll and taught the young Navy Richard He was on hIS way up voted for KeMedy In 1962, as the set of C1rcumstances that used to cause nightmares &~ong Lieutenant-Commander the DWIght EISenhower was en Merle Miller, author of "Plam old-time baseball writers. To wit: value of the "half-truth" treated to consider NIXon as hIS Final game of the World Serles ••• bottom of the nlnth at Yankee Basically, the stra tegy Speaking, " asked Harry Vice-PreSidential running Truman his opiruon of Nixon: Stadium ••• Cardinals leading 3-0 ••• two outs ••• bases loaded ••• Babe remamed constant mate "Now let's not get into Ruth at bat .•• the count lS two-and-three ••• Babe hlts the next Mamtam an aura of honesty; Someone exposed NIXon as smear your opponent With In that He not only doesn't give pltch out of the park for a record-setting home run ••• Yankee& win accepbng $18,OOO-a-year from a damn about the people; he nuendo and exaggerated guilt, California bUSinessmen Ike game and serles .•• pandemonlum .•• but ball hltS President Roosevelt cry piteously that your enemles doesn't know how to tell the wavered Murray Chotmer truth I don't tlunk the s o.b on head In hlS open car (he had left the game early to beat the are smearmg you In the first taught NIXon how to "tough it campaign, NIXon charged the knows the difference between crowd) and k111s him. Quest10n: How do you start your story? out" by getbng on teleVISion telhng the truth and lymg." The problem of the reporter 1n 1977, the way legalistic things conservative VoorhIS With bemg and choking back the tears a ramcal NIXon had been caught, but he As Seen by PoUtlcal Writen now shape up, will be how to account--in the f1rst paragraph--for Nixon claimed that the told of hIS hfe struggle, his NIXon was a gut fighter and all the facets of an unprecedented lnaugural. Might go something Congressman was backed by cluldren, Pat's good RepublIcan perhaps a below-the-gut fighter 11ke thlS: the PolItical ActIon COIDmlttee cloth coat, and the gift of a htUe In early 1972, before Watergate, "By John Dean III. (Ed. Note: Dean, after his great acquittal "They get their political orders doggie named Checkers James M. Perry, author of "Us from Moscow" In sum, the 1Il 1976, became Wasltlngton correspondent for the newly merged New EISenhower was :'v dffected and Them," sent a question secretive, slimy Kremlin by the evasions that he shouted, naire to pohtlcal writers. York Tlwes-News-Post-Sports Illustrated-Cosmopolitan.) wanted to elect Jerry VoorhIS "That's my boy'" However, Among the kindest descnpbons "'\1ell, folks, here I am at the lnauguration of President George over the poor, gUIleless Richard after Ike had worked With NIXon of PreSident NIXon were these Wallace, to Lhe best of my recollection. This could be a case of NIXon a while, a reporter at a press "A square, works hard, The Strategy Works L11staken identiflcatlon, of course. But I'm reasonably sure that conference asked the PreSident rounded polItical skills" also present on the platform dre President Nixon, former Vlce It worked then And, except what NIXon was domg to help "Astute, able, expenenced" for the beatmg by Governor Pat the AdmInIStration They were the few The many Presldent Agnew, wh05e case lS pend1ng on the overcrowded calendar ~rown m 1962 and the narrow wrote of the Supreme Court, according to Jack Anderson, Jr., and dozens victory of John F Kennedy In "Give me a week," he 1960, It has remamed Viable growled, "and I'll thInk of "Mean, dark Impulses." of others who are close to Mr. Nixon, includlng process servers. Senator Sheridan Downey somethIng .. "Shppery II "Contemptuous of It's real clowded up there on that pldtforrr" folks, S0 crowded vacated hIS seat m 1950 The Amtnca began to hear of a people's Intelhgence" that Presldent Hallace had to leave Mrs. Wallace home 1n Hontgomery, GOP nOmInated NIXon The "New NIXon" Then there was "BaSically a bad man" and old Chlet Justlce Warren Burger will be forced to administer "Tricky" "Deceptive, lies, Democrats put up Helen the "New New NIXon" Paul the oath on an Avon paperback Bible. There's Martha ~tchell Gahagan Douglas The Com Hoffman, In hIS book, "The New plays games." . ~n the f1rst ro,,,, holdlng hands wlth John. The $20,000,000 mUnist Issue was shll NIXon," observed "He knows Assummg that any of these paramount because, where the hIS drawbacks and has tried to OpIniOns are vahd, how IS It that WOVle about thelr rOl1'ant~c reurllon, starr1ng Robert Redford as JustIce Department had failed correct or at least compensate we the people did not hear about John and Raquel Welch as Martha, opens tonlght at Nadison Square to expose Alger HISS as a Soviet for them them until after Watergate? Garden. Mr. Nlxon and V~ce Presldent Ford won warm applause frOI'l spy, Nixon successfully "Yet for all hIS efforts to The PreSident lIkes the ap the crowd of nearly a chousand onlookers as they marched arm-in-arm prosecuted hun on a perjury create the unage of a 'New pelatlon "Poor Rich," but It'S a to the stand. It was a n1ghty popular move they made at ten o'clock charge NIXon' he has been unable to contramctlon In tenns thls mOln~ng, thelr jOlnt statement that they would Yleld the (© 1974 King Feature. Syndleate. Ine ) executive offlce to Mr. Wallace and h1s V1ce President, Mrs. Hallace, even though the language of the 22nd Amendment -- 'No Nic.olas Von Hoffman person shall be elected to the office of President more than tWlce' -- lS dellberately vague and open to partlsan interpre BY iHCHOLJI5 VO:l HOFF1~AN tat10ns by un-frlendlies, as good gray Ron Ziegler put lt so WIsely last night on the Gerry Warren 7:00pm news, formerly the \-JASll INGTOtl, (KfS) --!\nd here Llwy Lome, ladles and e,entlemen, Walter Cronk~te Show. clo<,ely fOllowecl by televi?lon CamerdP1en, llHluirln5 reporter&, "Conspicuous by thelr absences today are member of the House colul'lnlsts, ~_SJchldtrlsts and Se1"lGUS soclal tlunkers. And there Judiciary SubcoTI~lttee, stl1l busy studying whether to submit Liley ;,u, and nOh' you've had It, ,1 c,trall lnterlude of old-fashioned an lMpeachment report on Presldent Nlxon to the full House. 1 un und 1"ltual. SD enJU) lL, u:ld remember that at any f,lven fiso mlss~ng today lS the dean of House Democrats, Wilbur Mllls, lw,r,cnt, d.1:, or IH~;ht, the ChdnCL., ctre that no college student lS who ~sSlIE'd a famous statement 'way back in Harch of 1974 that ",t1"e kl1\g. Mr. N~xon would resign wlthln a month or so after the release 1'.11 rlgltt, Oft lcer Jones, lf you III speak lnto the 1nlcrophoL1e, of a report on his &ituatlon. Mr. N~xon wlli answer that today '.'0' d llke to dSIe If you'vo seen clny streakers around here? "Not on the TV networks, WhlCh have glven h1m equal time to first Yl't." Is the Del',lrtment prepared Just In case? And lf so, lvhat answer Pres1dent Wallace inaugural address. It is believed ~!lll you dG? "If 1.[.'s glrl streakers, we'll take thelr plctures, that Hr. thxon wlll reveal that he has rece1ved a Congressional and If It's boy stre3.ker'_" \,,,,'11 flIck thelr butts with the end apology from the lIlcome tax sub-commlttee, and a refund check of '" \.;et towel " for $594,601.37 from the IRS. It 101111 pay for new guttering NO",])r r;l~ Shrlllk, cLluld He ask you If streak~ng lS ak~n to at his several estates, where he plans to wrlte his award l;oldfl::,h "-'nllo,",ll:;", or lS there a deerer s~gnlficance? "Hr. w1nning "Ny 12 Crlses." 1 oten u",er, to ~;lV(, j ou a fdSt ans\'er rlght off the tor of my "Now a hush settles over the throng as the first of the four (Llta, r'o have to tell you we wouldnlt have any streakers if our bened1ctlons -- Greek, Jewish, Catholic-Lutheran, Protestant, lnstltutlOl1"- weren't so cOnrlDlJ1t,. Streaklng lS & non-verbal form and Zen-Buddhlst -- begins. This wlll be followed by the new of aSklJ1g ~Jult soclety for fewer rules. I pr~dlct they'll soon Natlonal Anthem" "Hail to the Ch~efs," wrltten last night as be 5treaklng lD the exerClse yard aL pttlca." a subst1tute, ln case tod?y's ceremony lS ordered by Judge Po"-slbly, but only If somp (~P~)-Th~' r'111"aukee Bucks weLt t\'I'O 9ames up 1n theH USA Tue. Apr. 2nd - 6 OJpm - FIRST flITS VS. EHUKAI RED "e~tern CGnference :;en'l-fH,a1 p1dyuff ~erles by Jefcil-::lng the Los A Ije 1es Laker'S last mght "~9-9J The oucks r,mi 1edrl thc best-of- 7 'OVPlll - EHUKAI WHITE VS. BG8BIES ~::VUr )erl~S, t.1O gaffes to nunc. 1/1Ul th2 thlro gal'l\.. set for Los f,ng:::1e, t.OITlGrrOlJ mght. lJscur r~cbert~or. sparked the Bucks ,11 til 8:00pf .. - r~[)AC VS. R & R ~_'Io.:" ,'onts 11i il thlrd qUdrter s:';)'90 ~~,,-,t put Hllvldukee ililedc ~eu Apr. 3rJ - 6:00pm - A~IMALS B V~. GECKOS 1,6-5~ . 1, _', lil5 tern Cor'fcr.::r:ce Se'll-fllki 1 ~a',:,--, th.:: Cap1 tu 1 Bu 11 -.:ts 7. OU pol1 - KAC VS. ODD COUPLES .',et.. Lr~rr ~(-~ es "rth Lhe New Yc"k .rlcks at ont: gdme JP:cce "Jr~,r 1 99-87 L"lu'1~h. Phil C,ei,~er CIne.. E111n Hayes COlTu1neo for + + + t + + + -r O'OOpm - OUR GA"G VS. ;1I~Ii~ALS c++ + + + + + + + b~ ~olnts * * * * , * < * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * R. H. hR R. H. ~R ['lECK 12 7 0 ~JECo 10 1CJ .j KWAJ SPOR'TS ANNOUNCEMENTS J:RO'S 9 11 0 SPARTANS 2 6 VOLLEYBALL ceURTS MDAC 15 16 ~J ISL;.rJDERS 16 1'1 COur-::s ,nil be clcsed from 0730 to 1630 "on thru Sat untl1 RhNGE R;OERS 14 18 2 POT POURRI 6 :;l' J '\P'l I nrd ,~c.~ to cons t,'u..:t, ~n \Iork ()~: -:he teller Photos by V. Foote CAH-TOONS 10 Hi 2 AL nrr~ 8 1? 0 1(t.NTRON 9 17 1 SUKFwAY 7 13 1 r~ILDAC 9 7 TEEN CENTER 9 1J 0 TEL-S I "',I\~ 5 6 DUHPSTERS 1 5 0 VVV 22 21 1 K~'AJ KCPS 12 8 2 MIXED VOLLEY8ALL Ar;ill.D,LS C 1,) 9 10 TEEN CEiiTER lS 15 KAC 1:) 15 1:> ANIMALS B 7 15 5 GECKUS 8 4 ~ & R 13 17 4 SABF,E'S 5 ~P,:l.RTA.;S I 6 ReI NAI'lUk 3 SAVAGES 1 SPAkTANS 11 ,) NUFRAGE 1 + + + * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * + * * ** * * * * * BUIICh, of t,le "WdJ KJ~s takes a goc~ cut c. t tIle ba 11. DaVld, Cah-Toon flrst baseman makes thrml t o h orne ..•••• AfRS SPORTS Tuesaay,ADrl1 2, 1974 - BOSTON CELTICS VS. BUFFALO 8JLLS - Whlbnan gets a late throw to second base .•.. l(:U~ Mond ril 1 1974 HOURGLASS ~-/ p Dear We thmk your new We want topnnt ltm PS Apnl Fool' e Contnbutor, story 15 magnIflcent our next ls::>ue,and WIll a pay you One Thousand dollars n u t, 51 W I Z a r d "IF 'NINfER COMES CAN 5PRI/IJE:> Be" 'HE': MAN IS A ·1 SWALLOWED •API//L ;D(I.t./ FAR E3E:HIND ve:RlrA~l.E A QUARltR lot IT WAS ONLY A OIME_ " B Bl.IZZARD OF INNUENDO Cros.wold By Eugene Sheller C ACROSS 40. Form of 2. Queen of 25. Massa 1. Smart oxygen heaven chusetts 5. Chum 43. Large cat 3 PerSIa cape 8. Othello, 4'7. Kmd of 4. Large 26. Jane for one trap bird or lI. Central 49 Book 5. SpanIsh John ______-11 character of name 2'7. Alehouse -,3. Before hours 6. Scope 28. Commo 14 Monster 50 Cmema's '7 Meadow tIon 15. Algenan Arlene 8. Crowded 29. ConJunc CIty 51. VehIcle 9. Curved tIon 16. BIll 52 Charles moldmg 31. Firma dodger Lamb 10 Kmd of ment t 18. InquIsI' 53. Tum exam 34. Taper bve one about 11 Network 35. Hebrew e 20. WhIte fixed 1'7. Facts letter poplar pomt 19 Name m (var) v 21. IndIan 54 An en- baseball 36. Large e 22. French zyme 22 Lamprey cask season 55 Metheghn 23 Surpass 3'7. Hymn of 23. Map DOWN 24 Hawk praISe c 26. Complete 1 Mmce parrot 39. DIshonest lyexpres a Agera&,e lime olsolalloD 127 min 40. Excess sIOnless of n 30 French HALFBIVISA chances y rIver OBOL NAP ANEW 41 Impas- 31. The sun GERONIMO LTRE sioned o 32 Japanese STERE TRINES eagerness shrub WLS.ODD •• 42. Hawflllan n 33 Kmd BIUIL L. OP TS .A SP Island of AITIE .M RE S. TOE 43. In addI makeup RETX.O~E S. 5 E N T tIon ANOTHEIi! WHITEW~~~ _ 36 LIttle 'r'otJf' 'E,/,K.:oi"':,\c" _,DO ETCH- 44. Cavity OF THE OF'F'IC~~~' drum RECANIliRME 45. Assam W~ITEG A \/I:-)2:'r' ~:>,B.-""" 8LUNDe~, HUH?, 38 LIke a ANONIRECREATE silkworm T~OI 01 f1<~ LJ <; Pa, I' -AI g~1 e~e ~ed I) 1 ~v ,j , e" " "'~ Inc d r o p o u t 5 ) J9 T~ Dally M,rr'" !·"w.,,&per. Lid A"dyt.pp~D'"t Pubh..... nH.1J They'll Do It Every Time a 8 TO 5 iI-IEY'RE LOOKI n AT THE. WRONG BABY d TH E.RE. HE. IS I-l E!s A AND GET A LOAD Or: 8EAU'I'IFUL BABY· .. WHAT THE. POOR KIDS y HE'S GOT THE. NOTMeG HAVE. 'TO L.OOK A;: .. c NOS~."__ . _-~iii'i1Tl11 a p p a r c' .h • I e • ,,~ltCt'\SS. ______~M""o.;;.;;n.::.d.=.oay_L_A~l, ]974 __Pa ge·~-- 8 ______~------'CLASSIFIED' (..ommunity N ws In Brief;; fo.. OFFICIAL DUTY ROSTER for ~a/e CA1HOLIC WOMEN'S CLUB - The April monthly BRAND NEW YAMAHA PIANO, spinet, model meeting wlll be on Tuesday, April 2 at KWAJAJ"EIN MISSIl.E RANGE S5B. Still in packing crate. Original 7:30pm at the home of Alma Gelzinis,429B. prIce plus shIpping, total $951 firm. At this meeting Alice Buck will discuss DATE OFFICFR PHONe: We built a stereo cablnet for piano to the translatl0n of the Bible into Marshal fIt Into. Ideal for traller, $70. lese. All lsland residents are cordially Come see at Tr. 601 or call 82303 anytime. invited to attend. 1 April 1974 LTC OBERG 82867 ANNUAL TENNIS CLUB DANCE May 18. Leave BELL & HOWELL 8MM MOVIE PROJECTOR $25, 2 April 1974 MAJ LAWLER 82438 Chrlstmas trees, 2 ft. $1, 4 ft. $2, that day open. Communl0n vell, new $5, soft camera bag $3, t!EDICAL/DUITAL DUTY DOCTOR:) 8222'. bathroom carpet, avocado, new,S' x 8', BLUE DOLPHIN SKI CLUB will hold its $12, Whlrlpool top loadlng portable, regular meeting Sunday, April 7, 3pm at The KMR duty officer serves a6 the avocado, dlshwasher $125. 82518. the Ski Shack. All interested parties Commander's reI,rest::ntative duriI1?, oUler are invited. thdlL-normdl duty hours. During the h<'JUrs TWO GO-KARTS - one lS a "Margay." If you l~JO to 1230, Mondays through Fridays, the are lnterested you can see them at the THE EXECUTIVE BOARD OF THE PROTESTANT Commander's representative D~y be contacted go-kart shack or call 81204 from 7:30-4:30 \40MEN' S CHAPEL FELLOWSHIP will meet on at. d!e telephone number 81419. and ask for Ben. Tuesday, April 2, at 7:30pm at the Il\ 'e If .:he duty officer cannot be reached of Lou Williams 494B. It wl11 be a Joi~t at che number listed above call S£.curit'i, TLAC A-1500-W, 3-I'1otor tdpe deck, $275, meeting of incomlng and outgoing offlcers. 84445, to obtain the duty officer's temror- ' hrm. 82342. ary number. BARGAIN BAZAAR lS open for business again PATIO COVER, aL.lmlnUm 10 x 20, best on Monday afternoons from 3:30 to 5pm and offer. Call 84651. IS making; regular pickups on Tuesday after noons. Call Doris Self 82676 or Dlna MAJ. AGC ARGUS "300" AUTOl-"'.ATIC SLIDE PROJECTOR Fltzpatrlck 84591 before noon Tuesday tor AlJJUTANT \HLh 23 alurrlnUI'1 slide magazines (36 slides any donat~on you would care to give to eaCh) and i11nette automatl.c sllde Vlewer. the Bargaln Bazaar. All $25, lIke new. Call 77434 Bob, 1500-2230. GLOBAL MANAGE~mNT CLUB BOAP~ OF DIRECTOR'S regular monthly meetlng will be held dt HourGlass (vALL TO WALL THICK SHAG CARPETING for 1900 hours Tuesday, 2 Aprll 1974, ln the The !{ourGld.3:; 1:" l-'ub~islled b:' Glebal trdllcr, gold LR, green throughout except offIce of the dVlatlon manager, Term~ndl Associates Uonday through Saturday at Lhe kltchen $l.SO, free standlng alUnllnUlTJ patIO BU11dlng, KwaJaleln. All interested din:c :.l..on of the Cou.nlander, K~'ajalel!l cover 20' ~ 20', besl offer, UpIIght member& are cordially inv1ted to attend. 1(1<;8i I e Ran0e, l~ar8hall Islands uhder rureka val uum cleaner. hardly used Illth C(JLluact DAHC60-70-C-OOOl. Tl-te vie'is all attacftlPE'nts & ev,:tra cags $60. 84616. ATTENTION ALL HASONS. The l:waJ aleln ShrIne aILd 0I,.;.11on8 expresBed in tlv~ n!"wbl'di>cr Club and }Jmon Lodge will have an "Orlentdl are I'D", necessari.l) Ldose ot Lite Dq art , ------:lost, Buffet" dt the Yokwe Yuk Club on Saturday, meul ur the Arroy. This new£pa"eI, au "--~ AprIl 13, 1974. Contact J. Spnth elt u~offlclal ~~blication outh0r~~ed under 77318/84602 prIor to Aprl1 8 for ti~kets. '.lle ,'J ov Isions of AF l60-tH. i& rCI,ro rlltLCJ bv offsE-c lr.i.nti.l!';. COlllIDt!~llCdt:l.t,,1.b 1 APH.!.~S~S YOUR TEENAGL DAUGHTEF BROUGHT ATTENTION KSC MEMBERS - Sunday club dlves shou cd be aJdressed to the HoureLls", Box EOl1J A i'AI~ OF (,Onl~ f."n 'IA'rURPL S.6__ ,DALS? tor Arrl1 are: Aprl1 7, 1974 oceanslde 1733, APO Sal. Franc1::.co 96555 or bi 't'hr"p c,hoC'c; \\'Cl e l UntIl tULt'leL ,,0.1C..~, _L tu the current Coral 316, 83556 after 5pm. mlSSlO~ sltuatlon whereIn changes have Haterial for publication OIl the Around been receIved too late to have proper iEMON LODGE NO. 179 F. & A.M. will hold a mISSIon hours shown In the P.ourGlass, lodge of instructIon Monday at 7:30pm, Town page must be submicted ill writlng 72 there WIll be no hours publIshed ln the 1 May 1974. All Master Masons are cor hours prior to desired publication date. HourGlass. oially invited to attend. For informatIon Material for the Ad and Sports pages must A& soon as received however, pertlnent call 84578. be submitted in wliting to the HourGlass mISSIon lnformatlon, including hours, will office 24 hours before desired publication be broadcast over AFRS Jurlng the regular It YOU WANT TO DRINK, THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS. Idates. newscasts at 0655, 1000, 1200, 1500, 1755 IF YOU WANT TO STOP, THAT'S OURS. ALCOHOLICS If you have not received your copy of :the HourGlass by 5:30 pl~ase call 83539 and 2100. ThlS broadcast schedule will AN~OUS meets once each week 1900 through remaln in effect lndefinltely. 2Q30. For further information call 83505 between 5:30 and 6:00pm and a copy will du~ing working hours, 0730 thru 1630, or be delivered to you. wtlte Post Office Box 874, Local.