Sydney Program Guide

Page 1 of 26 Sydney Program Guide

Sun May 22, 2016

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 SOME PEOPLE 1962 Repeat WS G

Some People Four troublesome teenage factory workers are convinced by the church organist to form a rock-group in order to stay out of trouble Starring: Kenneth More, Ray Brooks, Annika Wells, Harry Corbett

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat WS G

Roar Of The Hornet

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

10:30 CROOKS IN CLOISTERS 1963 Captioned Repeat WS G

Crooks In Cloisters Having pulled off the smallest ever train robbery, Little Walter and his crew decide to get out of London and set up business in a disused monastery. Starring: Ronald Fraser, Barbara Windsor, Bernard Cribbins, Joseph O'Connor, Davy Kaye

12:30 THE INVESTMENT SERIES Captioned Repeat WS G The Investment Series exists to be the bridge between the financial services community and the broader market by telling stories in a compelling and entertaining way across TV and multi-media platforms. 13:00 THE GARDEN GURUS Captioned Repeat WS G Nigel Ruck looks at the benefits of keeping animals, Steve visits the Beehive Montessori school’s gardening program while Trevor shows us the best Roses for your garden. 13:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG Getaway is Australia’s favourite travel show with wonderful holiday ideas for all tastes and budgets as well as those once in a lifetime, dream destinations. Escape today with Getaway. 14:00 THE WONDERFUL COUNTRY 1959 Repeat WS PG

The Wonderful Country Gunman Martin Brady is an American exiled in Mexico for the revenge killing of his father's assassin. Brady, a henchman of the ruthless Castro crime family, travels across the border to Texas to negotiate the sale of black market rifles.

Starring: Robert Mitchum, Gary Merrill, Albert Dekker

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:00 CHEYENNE AUTUMN 1964 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cheyenne Autumn John Ford's final Western tells the saga of the last Cheyenne Indians' desperate 1500 mile trek to their ancestral home in a bid for survival. En route, the stoic Cheyenne must endure battles with army troops and the interest of a misguided nation. Starring: Richard Widmark, Carroll Baker, James Stewart, Edward G Robinson, Karl Malden

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

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Sun May 22, 2016

19:00 BANGKOK AIRPORT Captioned Repeat WS PG

Are You Being Served? We meet Bay, the superstar of VAT refunds, and Dr Geng, the airport doctor with his very own fan club. Competition hots up for the airport's annual awards, but not every customer is satisfied - Britpackers Cosmos and Harry can't get a flight back to London, Ally's stuck in baggage reclaim, and Aussie teenager Will is left high and dry after a night out in Bangkok. Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

20:00 WILD PATAGONIA Captioned WS PG

Heat and Dust From the Andes peaks, we follow the path of the relentless wind, sweeping east through Patagonia's dry desert. We discover a weird world of maras - giant guinea pigs - and desert-dwelling penguins, and witness the first faltering steps of baby guanacos - Patagonia's very own camels. People live here too - brave souls who have taken on this arid world and carved out a home. 21:10 PRISONERS 2013 Captioned WS MA

Prisoners When Keller Dover's daughter and her friend go missing, he takes matters into his own hands as the police pursue multiple leads and the pressure mounts. But just how far will this desperate father go to protect his family? Starring: Hugh Jackman, Viola Davis, Jake Gyllenhaal

Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

00:20 RIZZOLI & ISLES Captioned Repeat WS M

If You Can't Stand the Heat In the middle of a heat wave, Jane and Maura find a man who died suspiciously in a bathtub full of ice. In trying to stay cool, Angela discovers a spicy tea that seems to be working, but it has unexpected romantic consequences. Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lee Thompson Young, Jordan Bridges

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:20 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG Getaway is Australia’s favourite travel show with wonderful holiday ideas for all tastes and budgets as well as those once in a lifetime, dream destinations. Escape today with Getaway. 01:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Pink

Music special.

02:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Consequences The officers of Ashfordly find themselves out of their depth when the village is plagued by a series of explosions that seem to revolve around an ambulance driver, a shopkeeper - and Gina Ward! Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

Sun May 22, 2016

03:30 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

The Buxton Defence A Russian chess champion comes to stay at Ashfordly Hall, and Lord Ashfordly asks Craddock for a permanent police presence during his stay, giving an exceptionally devious burglar the opportunity to wreck havoc in Aidensfield. Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

What is Sin? - Part 1 of 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

The Last Voyage

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Mon May 23, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Proposal - Part 2 Rachel and Phoebe worry about becoming unmarried old ladies, so they choose "backup" husbands; and, Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates marriage, and she seeks consolation with Richard. Starring: Tom Selleck, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer 06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

May Day Part 1

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Lorelai's First Day At Chilton Rory's first day at Chilton Prep does not go according to plan, and begins badly with Lorelai oversleeping and accompanying her daughter into the intimidating school wearing an outfit which draws disapproving stares from the other mothers and her own mother Emily. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Edward Herrmann

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Bradford Day 4 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Proposal - Part 1 Chandler's romantic proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend returns; Joey accidentally buys a boat; and, a water balloon incident reminds Ross of how young Elizabeth really is. Starring: Tom Selleck, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer 11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Mon May 23, 2016

12:00 PASSPORT TO PIMLICO 1949 Captioned Repeat WS G

Passport To Pimlico When an unexploded WWII bomb is accidentally detonated in Pimlico, an area of London, it reveals a treasure trove and documents proving that the region is, in fact part of Burgundy, France and thus foreign territory. (Stanley Holloway, Betty Warren, Barbara Murray) Starring: Stanley Holloway, Margaret Rutherford, Betty Warren

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Bradford Day 5 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. 14:20 WILD PATAGONIA Captioned Repeat WS PG

16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, musical performances & audience participation games. Today features an interview with Johnny Depp. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Kill Me Now When Rory mentions to the family that she has to take up a sport for school, Emily insists that she spend the day with her grandfather Richard, however things don't go quite as Lorelai had envisaged. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Edward Herrmann

Mon May 23, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Monica's Thunder

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone, but is upstaged by Ross and Rachel.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Rachel's Book Monica is outraged to learn what her parents have done with her wedding fund. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer AMAZING MEDICAL STORIES: THE 19:30 Repeat WS PG SMALLEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD The Smallest People In The World There are up to 200 types of dwarfism in the world. One of the rarest and most extreme versions of this is known as Primordial Dwarfism, resulting in the smallest in proportion dwarfs. We take a look at a group of Primordial Dwarf's and the challenges' they face in everyday life. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

20:30 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG Gavin hit his little finger with a hammer at work. But the real blow comes when the 39 year old is told he has a melanoma under his fingernail and his only chance of survival is radical treatment. Also, in part two of Renee’s story, the 36 year old mother of two shows extraordinary courage after a skiing accident revealed a life threatening tumour on her brain. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS M

Norfolk In the clinic, Dr Dawn comes face-to-face with a girl whose rare genetic disorder has left her with tumours all over her face, and Dr Christian tackles testicle pain when he meets a man who can barely get out of bed. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity, Sexual References

22:30 SUPERSIZE VS SUPERSKINNY WS M

Brooke Vs Marie

Supersize medical student Brooke meets superskinny Marie Sheratt in The Feeding Clinic.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Adult Themes, Nudity

23:30 SPOOKS Repeat WS M Twenty billion in US aid has disappeared from Russia. Meanwhile, MI5 is called in to deal with the theft of a billion dollars from a well known bank - that also handles government accounts. A former KGB officer turned Mafioso is pulling strings in the bank - and possibly in the government - to launder the cash. Cons.Advice: Some Violence

Mon May 23, 2016

00:35 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned WS M The biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL. Join Craig Hutchison, Matthew Lloyd and Caroline Wilson as they bring you footy’s most confrontational program. 01:35 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Monica's Thunder

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone, but is upstaged by Ross and Rachel.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 OUTCAST OF THE ISLANDS 1951 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Outcast Of The Islands Set on a Malayan Island, a trader becomes a criminal and a huge manhunt is organised to capture him. Trying to start a new life, the trader takes refuge at a trading post. Starring: Robert Morley, Ralph Richardson, Trevor Howard, Wendy Hiller, Kerima, George Coulouris, Wilfred Hyde White Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

04:25 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Beyonce - Self Titled Part 1

Music special.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

What is Sin? - Part 2 of 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Abraham's Hand

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Tue May 24, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

May Day Part 2

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Leicester Day 1 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Monica's Thunder

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone, but is upstaged by Ross and Rachel.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tue May 24, 2016

12:00 ON THE FIDDLE 1961 Captioned Repeat WS G

On the Fiddle Two London con artists enlist in the Army, one to avoid going to jail and the other for a rest cure. Army life is a series of hilarious misadventures for them until they are posted overseas, where they become heroes. Starring: Sean Connery, Alfie Lynch, Cecil Parker, Stanley Holloway, Alan King

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Leicester Day 2 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. AMAZING MEDICAL STORIES: THE 14:30 Repeat WS PG SMALLEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD The Smallest People In The World There are up to 200 types of dwarfism in the world. One of the rarest and most extreme versions of this is known as Primordial Dwarfism, resulting in the smallest in proportion dwarfs. We take a look at a group of Primordial Dwarf's and the challenges' they face in everyday life. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

15:30 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG Gavin hit his little finger with a hammer at work. But the real blow comes when the 39 year old is told he has a melanoma under his fingernail and his only chance of survival is radical treatment. Also, in part two of Renee’s story, the 36 year old mother of two shows extraordinary courage after a skiing accident revealed a life threatening tumour on her brain. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Deer Hunters Still struggling to catch up at Chilton, Rory receives the first "D" of her life and is so humiliated that she plunges into obsessive studying, which leads to most uncharacteristic behaviour. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Edward Herrmann

Tue May 24, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Cookies

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe; while Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Rachel's Assistant Chandler, Monica and Ross trade embarrassing secrets about one another; and Rachel faces a dilemma when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:30 POIROT Repeat WS PG

The Chocolate Box Poirot returns to Belgium for the first time since the Great War, and there he revisits a twenty-year-old murder mystery that was never officially solved. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Violence

20:40 UPSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS WS PG

The Fledgling Sir Hallam Holland and his wife Agnes join his controlling mother, Lady Maud, returned from India after 30 years and reopen 165 Eaton Place. Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Themes, Sexual References

21:50 UPSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS WS PG

The Ladybird Persie becomes romantically involved with Spargo, who in turn involves her with the Facist movement much to the distress of the family's new Jewish maid. Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Themes, Sexual References

23:00 DALZIEL AND PASCOE WS M

Above the Law (Part One) Dalziel and Pascoe investigate the murder of a judge, who though married was homosexual. The judge's wife is a politician and because of fears that the murder may have something to do with that fact, Dalziel finds himself having to deal with Special Branch as well as solve the crime. Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Drug References

00:10 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Cookies

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe; while Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

Tue May 24, 2016

00:40 POIROT Repeat WS PG

01:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

John Farnham - Two Strong Hearts

Music special.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 THE MOONRAKER 1958 Repeat G

The Moonraker After the battle of Worcester at the end of the Civil War, the main aim of Oliver Cromwell's Commonwealth is to capture Charles Stuart. The future king's escape depends on the intrepid Earl of Dawlish, who as the Moonraker has already spirited away many Royalists. Starring: David MacDonald, Sylvia Syms, Maurius Goring, George Baker, Peter Arne

04:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Saving Our Daughters

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

A Date With Doris

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Wed May 25, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

The Bush Rangers

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Leicester Day 3 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Cookies

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe; while Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

12:00 THE LAVENDER HILL MOB 1951 Captioned Repeat WS G

The Lavender Hill Mob A timid bank clerk, scheming to get even with his employer by masterminding a fool-proof robbery, leading to a riotous chase through London and the Continent. Starring: Alec Guinness, Stanley Holloway, Alfie Bass, Sid James, Edie Martin

Wed May 25, 2016

13:40 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Leicester Day 4 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. 14:10 MONARCH OF THE GLEN Repeat WS PG Justine gives Archie a choice. Will he stay with her in London or follow his heart back to Glenbogle and give up his share in the restaurant to Justine? Starring: Alexander Morton, Susan Hampshire, Hamish Clark, Dawn Steele

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

15:20 BRITAIN'S BIGGEST HOARDERS Repeat WS PG Jasmine helps 87-year-old Olive in Brighton get her home back which she has lost to hoarding over the years and in south London, Jasmine also tries to helps Vicky and her mum Janet. Can Jasmine and her team help these chronic hoarders overcome their? 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cinnamon's Wake Mother and daughter both wrestle with romance when Rory finds herself painfully flustered every time she is around Dean, while Lorelai agrees to have dinner with Rory's teacher. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Edward Herrmann

Wed May 25, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Engagement Picture Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross find themselves in awkward positions after a nap. Meanwhile Chandler tries to apologise to a girlfriend from his youth. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:30 NEW TRICKS WS M

Love Means Nothing in Tennis When junior tennis champion Alice Kemp fell to her death from a balcony in 2010 it was assumed she killed herself as she had lost a crucial match but now a cleaner recalls hearing raised voices just before the death and the case is reopened. Starring: Alun Armstrong, James Bolam, Larry Lamb

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

20:40 MIDSOMER MURDERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Midsomer Murders: Tainted Fruit When Barnaby finds the dead body of an arrogant local beauty by a swimming pool at her manor house in Midsomer, they uncover a seedy world of adultery and deceit within the affluent rural community. Starring: John Nettles, Neil Dudgeon

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

22:50 THE MYSTERIES OF LAURA Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Mystery Of The Frozen Foodie The 2nd Precinct detectives enter New York's culinary world to take on a chilling case. Things start heating up for Laura when a potential suspect turns into a serious crush.

Starring: Debra Messing, Josh Lucas, Laz Alonso, Jenkins Max

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

23:50 ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS Repeat WS PG

Poor Edina finds out that she is no longer receiving payments from her ex-husbands and wonders how she will survive. After talking to Saffy and her accountant, Edina realizes that she will have to make some cut backs. A trip to buy some food with Patsy ends up with Edina appearing in court. Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

Wed May 25, 2016

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat M

The Prowler

Gideon tries to catch a nocturnal prowler who has been preying on young women.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 CARRY ON COWBOY 1965 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Carry On Cowboy (Rumpo Kid) With Stodge City in the grip of the notorious Rumpo Kid and his gang, the citizens holler for a law man but wind up with a plumber called Marshal P. Knutt instead. Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Jim Dale, Charles Hawtrey, Joan Sims

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Finding Freedom Through Facing Truth

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

To Our Best Friend

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Thu May 26, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Date In Dalmar

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Leicester Day 5 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

12:00 NOW AND FOREVER 1956 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Now And Forever A young couple in love, meeting secretly because their parents won't let them marry, decide to elope and finally win their parents' understanding. Starring: Jack Warner, Janette Scott, Kay Walsh, Vernon Gray

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

Thu May 26, 2016

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Ipswich Day 1 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. 14:20 MONARCH OF THE GLEN Repeat WS PG Facing the insurmountable debt that the estate is in, everyone living at Glenbogle house is struggling to get by. Tempers flare as Justine begins to take over the management of the house while the estate bankers decide whether or not to continue their support. Starring: Alexander Morton, Susan Hampshire, Hamish Clark, Dawn Steele

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

15:30 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Rory's Birthday Parties

Emily throws Rory an elegant birthday party and invites Chilton students, much to Rory's embarrassment.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Edward Herrmann

Thu May 26, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Library Book Phoebe and Rachel meddle in Joey's relationship. Monica and Chandler face a manipulating situation, meanwhile Ross is disillusioned to find his doctorate in a not so exciting location. Guest stars Sarah Murdoch and Kristin Davis. Starring: Sarah O Hare, Kristin Davis, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer 19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs

Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise, while Chandler's irrational fear causes problems.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:30 RIVER COTTAGE - AUTUMN Repeat WS PG Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall goes back to the land and the sea in search of an alternative culinary lifestyle. He grows his own produce and sees if he can make vegetables the front stars of any meal. Here Hugh focus's on the gifts that the Autumn has to offer. 20:30 A PERFECT MURDER 1998 Captioned Repeat WS M

A Perfect Murder Michael Douglas and Gwyneth Paltrow star in this thriller about a powerful husband, an unfaithful wife and a jealous lover. Wall Street titan Steven Taylor seems like a man devoted to his wife. He isn't. His beautiful wife Emily seems like the perfect wife. She isn't. And when Emily's lover is hired to kill her, it seems like the perfect murder. Starring: Michael Douglas, Gwyneth Paltrow, Viggo Mortensen, David Suchet

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Some Violence

22:45 THE BLACK ADDER Repeat PG

The Black Seal After the King takes away Edmund's title of Duke, he recruits the 6 most evil men in the land to take the crown by force. Starring: Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Tony Robinson, Stephen Fry

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

23:25 NEW TRICKS WS M

Dead Poets Ten years earlier the charred corpse of young poet Sean Doherty was found in the scrap yard of Turkish drug-dealer Mehtin Topal though Topal was not convicted of the killing. Starring: Alun Armstrong, James Bolam, Larry Lamb

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

Thu May 26, 2016

00:35 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Millionaire's Daughter

A millionaire's daughter has fallen in love, but the object of her affections is wanted by the police.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 ALFIE DARLING 1975 Repeat WS M

Alfie Darling Alfie, our womanizing hero, now works as a truck driver and finally meets his match in the form of a sophisticated magazine editor named Abby. She's out of his league, and he's out of his element when she turns out to be as romantically ruthless as he is. Starring: Joan Collins, Jill Townsend, Alan Price, Rula Lenska, Sheila White

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language

04:25 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

You + Me

Music special.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Be Agressive

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat M

The Prowler

Gideon tries to catch a nocturnal prowler who has been preying on young women.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Fri May 27, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs

Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise, while Chandler's irrational fear causes problems.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

View Matt

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Rory's Birthday Parties

Emily throws Rory an elegant birthday party and invites Chilton students, much to Rory's embarrassment.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Edward Herrmann

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Ipswich Day 2 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs

Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise, while Chandler's irrational fear causes problems.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

12:00 THE LIKELY LADS 1976 Repeat PG

The Likely Lads Emotion blazes across the screen as Bob and Terry go on a caravan holiday with their wives and, getting separated, typically fall into all sorts of mischief. Starring: Brigit Forsyth, Rodney Bewes, James Bolam, Mary Tamm

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

Fri May 27, 2016

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Ipswich Day 3 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. 14:20 MONARCH OF THE GLEN Repeat WS PG Hector and Archie fight for possession of a rare and valuable barrel of whiskey while Duncan and Golly compete amongst many other contenders for the new position of head ranger on the estate. Starring: Alexander Morton, Susan Hampshire, Hamish Clark, Dawn Steele

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

15:30 RIVER COTTAGE - AUTUMN Repeat WS PG Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall goes back to the land and the sea in search of an alternative culinary lifestyle. He grows his own produce and sees if he can make vegetables the front stars of any meal. Here Hugh focus's on the gifts that the Autumn has to offer. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Kiss and Tell When Rory neglects to tell Lorelai that she has experienced her first kiss, Lorelai tries to overcome her hurt feelings and prove she's fine with their relationship, with humiliating results for Rory. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Edward Herrmann

Fri May 27, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Candy Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbours. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike and Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross' plans to teach Ben about Hanukkah are continually thwarted when the young boy can't get his mind off Santa. Meanwhile, Chandler mystifies Monica. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G The mini-series based on Jean and Lionel’s romance is finally in production. However, in the course of shooting sequences, the American producers reveal some of the "improvements" they have wrought in Lionel’s original script. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton

20:10 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G With Lionel’s father and step-mother off yak-riding in Mongolia, Jean and Lionel decide to head off for the Pargetter country home. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

20:50 MUST LOVE DOGS 2005 Captioned Repeat WS M

Must Love Dogs A newly divorced woman is cautiously rediscovering romance with the enthusiastic but often misguided help of her well-meaning family. As she braves a series of disastrous mismatches and first dates, she begins to trust her instincts and learns that it's never a good idea to give up on love. Starring: John Cusack, Diane Lane, Elizabeth Perkins, Christopher Plummer, Dermot Mulroney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

22:50 FORCES OF NATURE 1999 Captioned Repeat WS M

Forces Of Nature

A soon-to-be-married man encounters an exciting stranger after his plane suffers an accident on take-off.

Starring: Ben Affleck, Sandra Bullock, Maura Tierney, Steve Zahn, Blythe Danner

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Mild Coarse Language

01:00 THE REPTILE 1966 Repeat WS M

The Reptile Harry Spalding is haunted by the mysterious death of his brother. Determined to uncover the truth about his sibling's demise, Harry and his wife move into his late brother's house in Cornwall, where Harry learns about the reclusive Dr. Franklyn, a former theology professor and expert in arcane religions. Starring: Noel Willman, Jennifer Daniel, Ray Barrett

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Horror

Fri May 27, 2016

02:50 POOR COW 1967 Captioned Repeat WS M

Poor Cow A young woman lives a life filled with bad choices; marrying and having a child with an abusive thief at a young age, only to move on with another criminal who quickly ends up in prison. Starring: Carol White, Terence Stamp, Malcolm McDowell, John Bindon

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Violence, Adult Themes

04:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Beyonce - Self Titled Part 5

Music special.

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

The Millionaire's Daughter

A millionaire's daughter has fallen in love, but the object of her affections is wanted by the police.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Sat May 28, 2016

06:00 THE DAY THE EARTH CAUGHT FIRE 1962 Captioned Repeat PG

The Day The Earth Caught Fire When the USA and Russia test atomic bombs at the same time, it knocks the Earth out its orbit and sends it spiralling toward the Sun. Starring: Edward Judd, Janet Munro, Leo McKern, Michael Goodwin

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

08:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Station The Avengers make an appointment to meet another secret agent, Lucas, at Norborough Station, but he never arrives. Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

10:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G The mini-series based on Jean and Lionel’s romance is finally in production. However, in the course of shooting sequences, the American producers reveal some of the "improvements" they have wrought in Lionel’s original script. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton

10:40 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G With Lionel’s father and step-mother off yak-riding in Mongolia, Jean and Lionel decide to head off for the Pargetter country home. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

11:20 TILL DEATH US DO PART 1968 Repeat PG

Till Death Us Do Part Chronicles the history of the Garnett family from the war with Hitler, to a later and more sporting battle with some Germans during the football World Cup. Starring: Warren Mitchell, Dandy Nichols, Una Stubbs

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

13:20 MOBY DICK 1956 Repeat WS G

Moby Dick This classic story by Herman Melville revolves around Captain Ahab and his obsession with a huge whale, Moby Dick. The whale caused the loss of Ahab's leg years before, leaving Ahab to stomp the boards of his ship on a peg leg. Ahab is so crazed by his desire to kill the whale, that he is prepared to sacrifice everything, including his life, the lives of his crew members, and even his ship to find and destroy his nemesis, Moby Dick. Starring: Gregory Peck, Richard Basehart, Leo Genn

Sat May 28, 2016

THOSE MAGNIFICENT MEN IN THEIR 15:50 1965 Captioned Repeat WS G FLYING MACHINES Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines In order to boost circulation of his newspaper, Lord Rawnsley offers $10,000 to the first person who can fly across the English Channel. Starring: Stuart Whitman, Sarah Miles, James Fox, Robert Morley, Alberto Sordi, Jean - Pierre Cassel

Sat May 28, 2016

18:30 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Still Water Mike clashes with a cattle market auctioneer with a shady reputation and finds himself under suspicion for police corruption. To make matters a lot worse, Jackie makes a devastating revelation that tears the village bobby's world apart Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

20:45 SILENT WITNESS WS MA

Apocalypse (Part 1) The pathologists investigate when a military helicopter crashes into a refugee detention center. Harry and Nikki actually witnessed the crash and were first on the scene but the case is complex since the center was Ministry of Defense property leased to the Home Office. Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Some Violence, Medical Procedures, Drug References

23:00 DALZIEL AND PASCOE WS M

Above the Law (Part Two) Dalziel and Pascoe investigate the murder of a judge, who though married was homosexual. The judge's wife is a politician and because of fears that the murder may have something to do with that fact, Dalziel finds himself having to deal with Special Branch as well as solve the crime Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Drug References

00:10 HELL TO ETERNITY 1960 Captioned Repeat WS M

Hell To Eternity True story of Guy Gabaldon, a Los Angeles Hispanic boy raised in the 1930s by a Japanese-American foster family. Later, during the war, as his foster parents are interned at a camp for Japanese Americans, Gabaldon's ability to speak Japanese helps him become a lone-operating Marine hero. Starring: Jeffrey Hunter, David Janssen, Vic Damone, Patricia Owens

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

02:50 BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE 1948 Captioned Repeat WS G

Bonnie Prince Charlie Amongst the grandeur of 18th Century Scotland, Prince Charles Stuart rallies his fellow countrymen to seize the throne of England. Starring: David Niven, Margaret Leighton, Jack Hawkins, Judy Campbell, Morland Graham, Finlay Currie

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

The Reluctant Witness

Gideon and his team are in pursuit of the Carter brothers.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson