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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Xavier Student Newspapers at Exhibit. It has been accepted for inclusion in All Xavier Student Newspapers by an authorized administrator of Exhibit. For more information, please contact [email protected]. ~avier university L1orary NOV 2 21957 XAV,IER UNIVERSITY NEWS Student lewspaper of the Oldest Catholic College in the lorthwest Territory VOLUME XLll XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1957 · NO. 7 RALPH MARTERIE SERENADES CADETS AT MILITARY BALL Top11er Club Plays Da1ice Host; Special Gifts To Be Given to Dates Knights of ColumbusPlanCouncil.. Hy JJi"ayne Fehr Robert Vogelpohl Opens Meeting; the University of Detroit al­ ready have been granted char­ Ralph Marterie's orchestra will play tomorrow evening Farrell Heads Organization Conuuittee ters. The membership is open to for the 19th annual Xavier University Military Ball. The gala all four years~ event will be held at the Topper Club from 9 to 1. Xavier By Denny Doherty cadets will turn out in full uniform for the traditional cere­ Student members will be eligi­ monies of the Ball. ble to participate in all K of C The evening will begin at programs and for all of the 9: 00 .p.m. with the posting of as new members of the X.0.M.M. organization degrees. The col­ the battalion guidons. A receiv­ will be officially received. As a legians are therefore, full-fledged' ing line will then greet the mark of their new distin.ction, members. The campus council arr1vmg couples. Among the they will be given the traditional will act as a feeder-council. welcoming group will ibe Lt. red fourragere. That is, the council will act as Col. and Mrs. Donald H. Con.: After the ceremonies, dancing a bridge to the other councils nolly, Jr., Rev. Patrick J. Rat­ will resume until 1: 00 a.m. As for the graduates. terman, S.J., Bernard F. Lose­ an extra attraction, favors will Right now applications for kamp, head of the Xavier Order be given to the ladies during membership are being processed, of Military Merit, and Miss Mary the early part of the evening. and the results will be ready· Military Ball Chairman Ber­ Ann Rawe, Honorary Cadet in six weeks. Application for Colonel of the Xavier Regiment. nard Losekamp has reminded membership c a n b e m ad e Dancing to Ralph .. Marterie's Xavier cadets that they must music will be interrupted at present their written invitation through Mr. Farrell or Fr. Rat­ 11: 00 p.m. for the time-honored to get a favor for their dates. terman, S.J. One of the requisites ceremonies that are part of the A large crowd is expected for for membership is joining the Military Ball. Miss Rawe will the Ball. I.n addition to the mil­ K of C Insurance Program. The preside, as seventeen . senior itary stu~ents and cadre at charter will be granted after , members of the X.O,M.M. re­ Xavier, the cadre from the Uni- Left to right: Ed Friedrich, Robert Vogelpohl, K of C District January, 1958, and a name for ceive their graduation insigna the council will be chosen then. sets, including the gold bars of versity of Cincinnati has been Deputy, and Bob Mallardi. a second lieutenant. The men to invited, as well as the officers receive i:nsigna a r e George from the various recruiting ser­ · A new council of the Knights of a member and for obtaining a XAVIER WELCOMES Stepanie, Frank Tartaron, Ber­ vices and reserve centers in the of Columbus is now being or­ charter. Hugh Farell, a junior TWO. CONVENTIONS nard Losekamp, Clarence Muell- .. city. But the non-military stu­ ganized on campus. from Indianapolis, is the student man, John Nagy,. George Molin­ dent need not be awed by the The deans of Catholic graduate heading the organization. Stu­ sky, William Gillon, Michael uniformed splendor displayed at An organizational meeting for schools will meet on the Xavier dent applications are now being Diver, Thomas Krebs, Ronald the Ball. He i:: welcome to at­ the new campus council was taken. University campus December 7. Coffey, William .McCluskey, Ed­ tend, as long as his civilian recently held on November 5 The following day the Graduate ward Wottle, and Thomas Kell- , attire is strictly formal. Tickets in the Cash Room in the Logan First In Ohio ner. for the Ball may be purchased Building. At this meeting Mr. This council will be the only Commission of the Jesuit Edu­ After this presentation, the for $5 from Major William Robert Vogelpohl, District Dep­ one at a men's college jn the cational Association will hold a seniors who have been selected Thompson or at the door. uty, spoke on the requirements state of Ohio. Notre Dame and meeting here. \ "THE TAMING , OF THE SHREW'-' GIVEN BY Student Council Sponsors I Inter-Collegiate Sports Aid MASQUE SOCIETY TO PREMIER IN DECEMBER By Tom Cahill Just two short weeks from tonight, the Xavier Masque Nancy Shrader-Widow. Addi­ Student Council on Monday evening, November 25, will. Society, under the direction of Mr. Otto Kvapil, will present tional women's roles will be take a giant step toward the betterment of inter-collegiate and filled by Mary Lou Broerman, "The Taming of the Shrew." Rosemary Kenner will a,ssist Mr. Marilyn Jones and Lois Buttle­ intra-mural programs with our Clifton Avenue rival, U.C. On Kvapil in the direction of this play and Rich Vanek will serve meyer, while men's roles will this night at 8:00 p.m., a joint meeting between the Student as production manager. · be played ·by Denny Donnelly, Eouncils of the University of Cincinnati and Xavier will be Al Jumet and Tom Malone. held in the Cash Room of Logan Hall. The production will run Fri­ Ranking high on the agenda day, Saturday and Sunday, De­ Vonder Muelen would be Chair­ cember 6, 7 and 8. Since the is a possible trophy to be given man and junior John Young, his plays are paid for by the student to the victors of the annual co-chairman. activity fee, which each student football game. The revision of a Directory To Come Out pays at the beginning of the pledge made many years ago as At the weekly Student Coun­ year ,there should be little or a "pipe of peace" has been com­ cil meeting on November 18, no reason for any student miss­ pleted by Jerry Lynn, a Xavier word circulated that the Student ing this production. Directory would be out on De­ MASQUE NOTES: The dates Council member. Discussion upon cember 10 or 11 . barring an of the Masque Society TV Pro­ the pledge will be open to any­ unforseen delay. Should printing duction have been announced. one concerned. Two Cincy coeds perchance be curtailed, January On December 8 Heat Lightning are to report on intramural 6 will be the date of publication. will be featured. Who Casts the sports and a possible joint Jazz A committee headed by Austin First Stone is sch.eduled for Concert to be held in the future. Luckett is investigating ihe December 15. Hail and Farewell The Student Councils in con­ reasons for so many of the stu­ will be presented on December junction with the aministrations dents attending the Homecoming 22. and athletic offices of both uni­ Dance downtown for the older Blessed Event versities are promoting an an­ Alumni rather than the one nual Frosh football game in a Congratulations to Dr. Howard held here on campus in the Mr. Kvapil Conducts Play Tryouts series comparable to the one Fiel~ House and Armory. Schultz, assistant professor of already in · existence between Results of the tryouts held many a Broadway and Holly­ Mary Dirr, 1957 Homecoming business administration, and Mn. the varsity squads. several weeks ago are as fol­ wood actress famous, will be Schultz on the birth of their Queen, sent a note expressing . Chairmen Named lows: ·Joe Nolan will be cast in portrayed by Kay Steelman and third son. her thanks for a very enjoyable, the role of Baptisto; Lucentio Dorothy Duffy respectively. The first steps. toward a big­ if short, reign. In it she wished will be portrayed by Tony Supporting roles.\vill be filled Farrell To Be Chairman ger and better Mardi Gras to be Schmitt; Jerry Simon has been by the following: George Spel­ Dominic Farrell, lecturer in held in 1958 on February 14 to thank sincerely all who made cast as Petruchio; Tom Gressler vin-Vincentioi J. Herald Mc­ salesmanship at the Evening and 15 became evident with the it a long-to-be-remembered day will play Gremio; and Hortensio Brayer (b e t t e r known as College is chairman of the an­ appointment of a capable and for her. But it is the sentiment will be rendered by Brian Brem­ "Dixie")-Tranio; Bob Simpson nual Universal Communion Sun- diligent chairman and co-chair­ of Student Council, as it should mer. -Biondello; Jim Dusablon­ , day of the Xavier University man. With the unanimous vote be of the entire student body, . ·The.· roles of Katherina and Grumio; Rich Vanek-Curtis; Alumni .Association to be held of .Council, President Bill Sena to thank Queen Mary for a job Det:·emb'Ett 8th. annount:t!d that se'ftior .Tel'ry very graciously done. Bianca, parts whiCh have ·in~de John Schartenberger - Pldant; '

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it will be used· to break the Applied Logic monotony of life on the moon until we start a regular sc~edule Each year there are two social functions \V.hic?, for some of flights back and forth." unheard of reason, are simply a must for those Xa_vier students Something didn't sound right, who happen to be in Cincinnati and who .are looking for some­ and it was Dr. de Ortep's saying thing to occupy their time. These funct10ns are, as everyone that Tupskin "requested" the knows, The Turkey Trot, and the Bunny H~p. This year, as QBITER DICTA musical apparatus. many of the student body will no doubt inform you, . the "How do you know he wants former is being held in t.he usual place at the usual .~~m;. to listen to music? Does he talk?" The price, which I have he.ard. some of our student~ say, i~n t By Dan Hertla too high," is $4.00. This price isn't too large for this function, "No, of course not. We measure but it was too larae for the Homecoming Dance sponsored by his brain impulses du1jing all the Student Council for the benefit of Xavier students. Another periods of his activity. We can thing that seems even stranger is that the orchestra which establish certain patterns for cer­ tain activities. Music produces a will be playing the night of this dance is none other than ~hat of Don Lackey, the same band which -played at. homec?ming. relaxed pattern; that is, it seems Then felt I like some watcher of the skies to soothe him." Another thing which might be interestin~ to out is .t~at X.U., as such, has received quite a bit of bad publicity When a new planet swims into his ken; -Keats "Any composer in particular?" from these dances. One of the comments heard at a recent Some people think up the wildest stories. Imagine ... no, "Offenbach, Respighi, Chopin, function in the place in which these functions are to be h:eld, let's forget it; you wouldn't believe it anyway. I saw it. The and gay light music are especial­ was as follows: "This certainly was a nice dance. I certainly whole thing started about a week ago with a telephone call ly delightful to him." It was didn't expect as much from ?Cavier stude_nts; the last p~rt~ from one of my scientifically-minded friends. "Go over and rather startling to learn I have do what?" I again demanded musical tastes similar to those Xavier held here at Easter time was a disgrace to Xavier. after he had put the proposition Xavier held no ~chool function at that place last Easter. of a salamander. before me in its entirety. "Cut ~- "Has lie passed the trials of If we might look toward the positive si~e of ~he ledger through the Boiler Room?" I his training period, Dr.?" for a few moments, let's vie\v the events wh.ich .will be held shouted into the receiver and at ·"Yes, he's ready to go any day in the future by recognized campus org~m~ahons f~r. the the same time tightened my grip benefit of Xavier students. Heading the list is the Military now." on the telephone stamping "West­ "Pardon my lack of knowledge "Ball which certainly offers a fine evening. for the studer:ts ern Electric" into the fingers of in asking this question; Dr., but and their dates. Then there will be the Mardi Gras, thf:'. Senior my right hand. "All-right," I told and Junior Proms, the Clef Club's Dance, the Family Day why send a salamander to the him, "I'll do it, but if I suddenly moon in the first place?" Activities, the probable ~r~sh and Soph .~ops, and a host ~f disappear you'll know I got lost "Why not send one? Everyone games and ind1v1dual cl1:1b act~v~ties. Each of the::.e in the boiler room." eJ has his own favorite. One group should more than provide ample s?cial achv~ty for th~ students Gaining entrance to a boiler uses dogs, another monkeys; me, of this University. It also goes \V1thout saying that if each. of room under a university class­ first product of a Jesuit Univer­ these functions is as well planned as the. recent Ho:ii-ecommg I like salamanders." room building is no snap. One sity; to land on the moon. We are "Just what is your purpose in it will most assuredly turn out to be as fme a funct10n as the has to be extremely wary of run­ now in the last stage of his train- 'aforementioned affair. The one thing that we ask of .you. when sending Tupskin to the moon?" ning into maintenance men and . ing program." "We hope to find a new leisure you purchase your ticket for one ~f these two affairs is th~t it never hurts to be prepared to you think before you buy. You ,might be able to spend .this "Training program?" I asked, pastime for people. Today, people answer a lot of embarrassing showing my puzzlement over go to the mountains, the seashore, money on some school function and have a much better tlm~. questions. how a salamander could be the country, the forest to relax, After all, why not do son;ethin~ whi.ch will eventually benefit you, the students of Xavier University. I made it inside the boiler room trained and, if so, to do what. but we hope to open a new area and to the concrete corridor lead­ "Certainly. You could hardly of rest, one where people can get ing to the supposed laboratory expect a salamander to go to the as' far away as possible. Think of without incident. At the end of moon without some training, it, Dan.... " . No Refuscils, Please the corridor a huge vault-like could you? It's part of our entire "Think of what, Dr.?" door stopped my progress. I system to prepare in advance." "Think of how life on the moon Last week we were more than pleased to read Miss Pat knocked and waited for an an­ I was cornered, and gave the could make man lose his troubles. Wiechman's column in the Xavier News Evening College swer. The door gave a metallic only answer possible: "Well ... Imagine how easy it would be section. We were in hearty agreement with some of the sug­ clang, followed by a soft cling, no, not really; not without some to contemplate worthy things gestions Miss Wiechman had to offer. On the other hand, we and swung open. I walked for­ training." At this moment I was (Continued on Page 8) couldn't help but disagree with the young lady on so?1e of ward and knocked on another sorry I hadn't been caught sneak­ the points she proposed. We will. agree that our ma}e continge~1t door of the same character. From ing t~rough the boiler room. should definitely do more dancing at these funct10ns. We will behind this second door I was "Yes, old Tuppy, as we affec­ Symphony also agree that the minimum age limit for girls should be that asked, "Yes?" After stating my tionately call Tupskin, has been name, rank,- and business, the of a senior in high school. We cannot, however, agree that training for over a year now, door swung open (with a lot fellows should be refused a dance at the mere discretion of haven't you, boy?" He glanced Preview the young lady involved. more clang and very little cling) into the tank and my eyes fol­ and there was the laboratory. By Bill Di1que lowed his glance. I can't be sure, "Come in, come in, Dan." As but it looked like Tupskin's my friend on the telephone had Dcinke Schon pointed tail wiggled a little as Today at 2:00 p.m. and tomor­ foretold, it was Dr. Guiseppe de the Dr. spoke to him. row at 8:30 p.m. the Cincinnati Ortep who extended the invita­ Since Thanksgiving is just a few short days away, ~t might "This training you speak of Symphony Orchestra, under the be a good idea to think about sor;1e ~f .the. many things for tion. direction of Thor Johnson, will "Gee," I unconsciously said Dr.... in just what ~oes it con- which we have to be thankful. yve re hv1_n~ in a free co~nt.ry, sist?" present the young American studying in a Catholic university, and living g?od C:hrishan aloud, suddenly ·feeling very pianist, Eugene Istomin. He was "Oh," he paused, lighting a lives. Most of us, however, have our own special t~ii:igs for small and insignificant standing born of Russian parents in New which we can thank Almighty God. For some of us, it·1s good beside the man who understood pipe, "various physical activities York City on November 26, 1927 that might put a salamander in health, loving parents, and true friends. For ot~ers the~e rn~y and used this array of gleaming and made his debut in 1943 with be some special gift such as a higher grade, a big athletic wm, and mysterious looking equip­ shape for life on the moon. Things the Philadelphia and New York or the respect of a certain lady friend. Si_nce each of us. has ment. like how to crawl in a pressur­ Philharmonic Orchestra. Ever quite a bit for which to be thankful, it might be a go?d idea "\Vell," he began, "I suppose ized skin to avoid vaporization since 1950 he bas played annually to drop into Bellarmine Chapel, St. Joseph's Chapel m Elet you'd like to know what the of the body fluids. One of our at the famed Casals Festival. For Hall, or the Brockman Hall Chapel, sometime before we leave nature of my work here is?" I biggest problems was for Tuppy . his performance here, Mr. lsto· nodded and he indicated a tank to learn to keep his feet on the min will play Schumann's Con· for home over this holiday weekend and offer a prayer of ground." gratitude to He who is responsible for our good fortune~. Re­ secluded from the other equip­ certo in A minor for Piano and member, day students also leave for the weekend n.ext Wed­ ment. He walked toward it and "Of•course, I imagine he's mas­ Orchestra, ·Opus 54. nesday. I closely followed. "Not too close tered this by now." The orchestra will perform now,"' he admonished. "Easy "Yes, we ran him through a Mozart's "Die Entfubrng's Over­ now." Carefully he removed the miniature ballistic arc in the lab ture" and Ralph Vaughn Wil· top seals and locks and s~id the and after getting over a few un­ Iiams' "Symphony No. 4 in F DO-WN FRONT glass door back. "Visitor, Tuppy," pleasant trials in which he ex­ Minor," which latter piece Is he informed the occupant of the perienced space sickness, he By Ken Klueh being performed in honor of the aquarium-like affair. learned the tricks of free-float­ composer's 85tb birthday. I could see nothing in the tank ing." On next Friday afternoon at Last w~ek my friend Leopold and I went to the Albee but a couple of moist flat rocks, "Space sickness?" 2:00 p.m. and Saturday at 8:30 Theatre which is located opposite a public loitering place for a few signs of vegetation, and a "The very same thlng as sea p.m., Anne Bukay, harpist in the bums, whose centerpoint is a greenish-colored fountain. battery of wires, hoses, and other sickness." Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra, gadgets I didn't understand fas­ "Are there any controls or I had to lend Leopold the money, ("give" would probably will be the featured artist. She . tened on the sides and back of anything he will have to operate will .be featured in Maurice Rav­ be a better word) because he'd forgotten his pants. It was at the glass structure. during his flight to the moon? el's "Introduction and Allegro for the ticket window that I realized While I was considering a tact­ And what of the problem of food Harp, Strings, Flute and Clar­ why we \Vere being chased by tween Leopold, ·some creeps ful way to tell him I didn't know and water?" Leaning over the named Henry Fonda and Tony inet." The orchestra will present so many cops. Oh well, I suppose what I was looking at, a little tank and pointing out the appa­ the World Premiere of a com­ Leopold always will be stupid. Perkins, Betsy Palmer, and a wiggly creature crawled out from. ratus on the back, he told me: good-looking blond in the front position by Henry Humphreys, one of the rocks. It was a sala~ "These are for the control of Anyway, we went inside this row which, in spite of that nasty the music critic for the ·Cincin­ rather pretentious joint they call mander. oxygen and keep conditions in nati Times-Star. The work is usher, I still think I knew, I "There he is! Good old Tuppy. the tank the same as if he were a movie house. Seems as though had myself a circus. entitled, "The Waste Land, for Leopold wanted to see this pic­ This. is Tuppy, Dan." right here in the lab. He is fed Narrato1· and Orchestra." The The picture, what little ·I saw ture called "Tin Star." W~ll, it "Hi Tuppy," I weakly muttered. liquid foods. In addition to basic final composition on the program was his piggy-bank money I'd of it, was typical horse-opera This was a real experience, being needs, there are a few other con­ is Peter Ilyitch Tchaikovsky's stolen so why shouldn't he say which should possibly have been introduced to a salamander. veniences at" Tuppy's disposal "Symphony No. 4 in F. Minor, left in Death Valley from which what show we see. "Tell me Dr., what's so special which he learned to use during Opus 36." If this were the .only it emerged. Seems as· though this about this salamander? Why the his training period. For instance, work to be played, it would make Anyway, Leopold settles him­ guy named Fonda was a bit on cloud of mystery?" this pin-head-like affair turns on the concert worthwhile. For it is self in his seat and begins to pick the mixed-up side. He couldn't his toe-nails. Seems as though "This isn't just any old slimy a miniature hi-fi set where his indeed my firm belief that Thor quite decide whether to 10 back salamander. This is Tupskin, who he'd forgotten his shoes too. favorite recordings can be played. Johnson is at home in Tchaikov­ to working as an honest lawman is soon to be the first living "He likes music?" Well, the picture starts and be- sky's music. The music is exciting (Continued on Pace 8) thing, the first salamander, the ''Yes; says it relax£!$ him and and thrilling. · XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1957 PAGE THREE Rock A.round Tlie Clock ''THE COED" CONDEMNS CONFORMITY·

by Pat Wiechman goes to work dressed just like khaki pants with a belt in the I wonder what ever happened millfons of other little carbon ·back, a white shirt with a round to that wonderful commodity copies of t h e ideal Brooks button-down collar open at the known as imagination? It used Brothers' best dressed man. neck; grey crew neck sweater; to run rampant, especially in Even his hat is exactly like and more than likely white college students. Now it seems every other man on the street. bucks. If its a more dress-up to have all but vanished. In its Doesn't he get tired of seeing occasion he'll wear dark slacks, place is a "fad" called Conform­ the same kind of outfit day the shirt and crew neck sweater, ity. after day. and a sports jacket probably in Conformity is found every­ In the dim, dark past we charcoal either with or without where, in all types of people. could at least look to the auto­ a light grey stripe. Collegiate? Everyone seems to be doing mobile designers for imagina­ Yes! Sharp? Sure, the first something just like the Jones's tion. But have you taken a three hundred times you see a who are doing it because the really close look at the 1958 similar outfit. If the Good Lord Smiths are doing it because designs? Is there any one of the hadn't given them different someone else is doing it. Now "All New" models which is faces you wouldn't know your you not only keep up with the honestly different? man from that other Betty Jones's but you do every thing And where, pray tell, is the Coed's.' Even their "lines" are the ..J'ones's do in exactly the imaginative college student? Joe beginning to conform. same way. No one wants to be College walks into the room and different. Some people even go without looking you know what Where do you find any imag­ to the same church just because he is wearing. He has a crew ination besi_des Homecoming Day the Jones's do. Mr. Executive cut and, if its a casual affair, floDts and science fiction stories? The Night Side of The News Brains an 'old memories' bit with a Tours Tbru Television Steve Lawrence solo, "Far Away nowledge is power. Tnis statement will never be truer by Mary Anne Martin Places." K than it is at the present time. If knowledge is power, Sunday. night, from 9 til' 11, icicles; the smell of onions, paint, Sentimentality followed with does the United States have power? We have a certain amount on Channel 5 was offered the or coffee; the sound of taps, an outstanding "Mutual Admira­ of knowledge; however·, we cannot stand equally with the shortest two hours in televsion chalk on a blackboard, or the tion Society" duet by a little girl other nations of the world. history. General Motors, cele­ silence of a deserted street; the and Cyril Richards whom she In this era, we are engaged in a death struggle with com­ brated their 50th Anniversary taste of ice~cream; and the feel had flattered out of committing munistic ideology. To fight and win, one must be stronger than ~ith a maximum of stars -and of wet sand on bare feet. suicide. his enemy. Russia is producing more intelligent fnen and talent, and a minimum of com­ People, old and young; people women than we are. In the fourth grade, the Russian student Love, in its ever increasing takes biology; a foreign language in. the fifth; algebra, geom­ mercials. at work and taking it easy; and decreasing stages was illus­ Kirk m~uglas MC'd the spec· people to look at, to \Yonder trated by a modern ballet and etry, and physics in the sixth, and chemistry in the seventh. tacular color program, with featured vocalists included Dinah about, to understand, and to smile By the end of the tenth grade, a Russian student has learned "awareness of life" as its theme, Shore, Dan Dailey, and a terrific more mathematics and science than most American college and "The Happiness Song" as Its at-all these things are a sym­ rendition of "Where or When!' graduates. Russia is now able to put out more highly trained phony of the senses. scientists than are we; however, she has had to cut the work theme song. by Howard Keel. load since it was too heavy. Her students do not have to wor.:y The pursuit. of happiness was The funniest scene was the Helen Hayes offered a sin­ about money as they receive a stipend from the state. In the illustrated by Pat Boone and vain efforts of Eddie Bracken cere dialogue and June Allyson Unitecj, States about one-third of the top twenty-five per cent his only song "Where Are You" to teach his family the meaning did a beautiful piece of. acting of high school scholars are unable to ·afford to go.to college. and a library skit with Eddie of "Togebherness." After a loud as "Emily" in the immortal Secretary Folsom said that we will stick to the central Bracken trying to attain a and· nerve-racking arguement, "Our Town." As a fitting close objective of the society, namely, the fullest development of happy 'medium' in life. his son stated "At least we do it she recited, "Does any human the individual. Are we, in following this precept, ignoring Beauty was depicted in such (fighting) together!" being ever live life through, some of the important qualities of education? We need to simple things as the sight of Many more stars occurred in every, every minute?" stress more of the sciences and philosophies. We need theorists Editor Disagrees In Part of our own, not imported ones. The educational system of the United States needs overhauling. Now is· the time; we cannot With Miss Wiechman. wait for we are in a critical state. -James Vorwoldt See Edjtorial On.Page 2.

Conducts Art -· Class by Bernadine Kohls Margaret Tomanocy of Cleveland "Art is a natural talent but works with the printing press of must be led onto the right path," the Glenmary missioners. She stated Miss .Judith Diehl, art in­ often finds a need for sketching structor at XUEC. "Introductory and touch-up work. By doing Drawing is designed to give the this herself, she can save money basic elements needed in good for more important things. drawing." Shirley Bachelier~ a long dis· Conducted ·every Monday for tance operator, enjoys the oppor­ eight weeks, the art class is in­ tunity to take art. She had been formal, giving the students a drawing between calls to keep chance to see what they can do. from talking to herself. The portrait on this page was Miss .Judith Diehl attended Mt. drawn by Mary Golembiewski, a Notre Dame in Reading, the Art Compliments member of the class. · Academy of Cincinnati and grad· Mary, a '57 graduate of Seton, uated from the State Art Acad· works as a secretary at Procter emy of Duesseldorf, Germany. and Gamble. Her interest in the While abroad, she studied seulp· course is to decide whether she ture and woodcarving. of a likes art enough to make it her Besides teaching the Introduc­ career. tory Drawing course at XUEC, "Commercial art, fashion de­ she is a student at Our Lady of signing, and interior decorating Cincinnati College. She hopes to Friend seem very appealing," remarked continue teaching and possibly the· aspiring artist. Mary P.lans hopes to someday be able to "paint i·eligious pictures with do some portrait work and wood to gll to college someday but ap· carving. praciates the chance to study art real meaning." now. As a suggestion she pointed Kit Nicholas, a lab research As the seventh child in a fam· out that a more varied art pro­ assistant at General Hospital, and ily of eight, the ambitious young gram would be helpful. Marilyn Riehle, an office worker lady remarked that she had al· "l'm taking the course more for the Glenmary Home Mission­ 'Vays been interested in art.. One for relaxation than anything ers, are taking the course "for of her brothers is a commercial else," commented Dolores F1uege· no special reason-just interested artist but Miss Diehl prefers the man, a private duty nurse at in art." Like most of the other fine arts. Good Samaritan,. Hospital. Miss students they have had no pre­ Next semester she wm teach vious art instruction. They kept warning me this w~uld Fluegeman admitted that she two courses: one in oil palntlnr, happen if I didn't think of some super might use this training for occu­ Even the missions will be the other In creative art. .Both pational therapy but that she hi:lped indirectly by the course. are eight wee1' course1. way to describe that absolutely unique good taste of Coca-Cola. So who's a Shakespeare? So no ad ••• that's bad! INTERESTED IN A SKATING PARTY AND Bad, there's always Coke ••• and that's good! A CHRISTMAS FETE? DISPOSED TO TAKE SIGN OF GOOD TASTE lottlecl under authority of The Coca·Cola Company by PART IN CHRISTMAS GIFf? ~JOIN XILESl '1'llB COCA·COLA BOrJ'LING WORKS COMPANY I

PAGE FOUR XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1957 CAGERS EMPLOY COMPLEX OFFENSE SOUTH HALL by Don Fenton Piontek inside and Freeman and Any opposing coach who tries to dope out the Xavier Viviano on the wings, with Stein basketball style is going to have his hands full. There will be on the outside as the one guard; no difficulty in determining the capacities of the individuals plus a strict dbuble post with on the squad. Almost any student could do that. Corny Free­ Tartaron, Freeman, Viviano, Stein QUARTERBACK man hits on jump shots from ·the side, can pivot, and is and either Gundrum or Castelle, termed the "octopus of the Op- already come in t'or his share of are all in the makings. McCaffer­ posing Boards" for the obvious low blows from the ever-critical ty's idea of labeling his players reason which refers to his re- Cincinnati public, which claims will confuse some of the stubborn bounding ability. Joe Viviano that the more plays the boys basketball fans, but it is very was the clutch player last year, must know, and the more of­ simple when you consider his by Ed Adams, and hits well particularly from fenscs they must be able to run, style of play. In the McCafferty the corners. Frank Tartaron has the more likely they are to fold, system, there is a , and pivot experience and is good on become confused, or blow wicle four other players. These· other News Sports Editor the hook, pivot, and has his own o1>en. Big Jim, whose physical four are not called guards, are unique shovel or underhand pivot dimensions are widely known, not called forwards. His reason­ - shot. Ducky Castelle, Al Gun- was a glutton for punishment at ing is simple. The term "guard" drum and Hank Stein are all fast, Loyola of New Orleans, and it originally designated the little agile guards with good hands, was not unusual to see him in as kid who didn't dare come up capable of controlling the ball. many as three places as coach of past mid-floor, but took care of Brother, if you harbor any doubts as to the potentialities Stein drives very well, can stop three sports at the same time. getting the ball that far, then of the 1957 ~58 Musketeer basketball squad, we advise you to and jump, while Gundrum and Sounds Complex faded to guard his own basket. consult this , year's edition of the Dell Basketball Annual as This. is no longer true, since the quickly as your little feet can carry you to the corner drug­ ~astelle hit better from the out- His offenses this, year will in- side. elude the following. A convcn- guards are no longer little kids, store. exception of Jimmy Boo.the. They On page 22, after you've elbowed your way through a Multiple Offense tional system of two guards, two Coach Jim Mccafferty believes forwards and a center; a double gallery of All-American candidates containing "Wilt the Stilt" U.C. INVITA'l'IONAL in a multiple offense, and has pivot, with Tartaron and Rich Chamberlain, , and the familiar TOURNAMENT of Bradley, you stumble into Dell's pre-season top twenty teams. Here, ranked a bold number eleven, are Dec. 13 X.U. vs. Marshall 9:00 our own Blue and White, a bare ~otch from the company of U.C. vs. St. Bonaventure 7:30 the elite Top Ten. Elet All-Stars Win; Dec. 14 Winners play at 9:00 You're then ushered to page 44, but en route your atten­ Losers play at 7 :30 tion is arrested by pictures of Corny Freeman and Hank Stein. The caption on the two page articl_e? Midwest-The Top Te.n Gain Championship are now just as big as the other Stars. The editor here tabs Corny '·another young man on his boys ·on the court, and their only way to All-American ranking." Stein is no less applauded as prerequisite is that they be able the Musketeers' "best professional prospect." to handle the ball. But let's get on to page 44, where headlines relate the ':·Tl ·.··········:'11~.;!,,i ;) Varied Defense preparedness of Miami's Redskins and Xavier's Musketeers '¥ ,· .' ~ Defensively, McCafierty also for "new triumphs." In the corresponding rundown, Dell de­ teaches a variety of plays. His clares, "this (Xavier) is a powerful club" despite what it terms defenses range from a man-to­ is a "possible lack of depth in backcourt." man through a roving zone, to On the very next page, Joe Viviano edges into the spot­ four or five types of zone de­ light. The 6-5. forward from Louisville is listed along with fenses. Again, being a student of Freeman and Stein in a chart of the 50 top college players of the game, he realizes that it is the Midwest. important to be able to hit tlte Dell is unquestionably putting the hat on the Muskies, opposition with strength. crowning them, as it were, with the green laurel of conquest before contest has begun. It's a situation demanding the swell· most fatal of these robberies oc­ ing of chests. cured with 1:54 left in the period • • • • • when Bob Talamini,. a mobile At first glance the coming year's basketball schedule may soph guard, floated back from appear several shades weaker than that of '56-'57. N? .doubt circuit a Lane aerial, and, with the raised eyebrows stem from the lackluster oppos1t10n of the entire Musketeer force on the first month, e.g., John Carroll, St. Joseph's, Regis and the other side of the field, trav­ Bellarmine. However, the schedule more than atones for th.ls eled the 48 yards to the end zone deficiency in the ensueing months. To make our point, try ELET ALL-STARS-IM CHAMPS with nary a hand laid on him. these for size: Michaels converted and it was UC Bearcats-Pre-ranked number 13, the 'Cats lost only by John Dumbacher Shortly after, Kysela hit again, 14-0 Kentucky.· guards Frank Nimmo and Jack Gumbert from their starting The All-Stars, champs of the this time to McNelis, and the Russ Goings kicked off to open Elet Intramural football League, five. , Wayne Stevens and Mike Mendenhall All-Stars were in front 13-0. the third quarter. Lane recovered return, while whiz kids , and and the Brockman league win­ Executing superb ground play, a Wildcat bobble on the third Spud Hornsby graduate from the Freshmen ranks. It's a tall, ning Badgers squ~red off last the Stars set up a third score, play from scrimmage but the week, with the championship fast, and "deadeye" Bearcat squad. a pass from Kysela to Dick Muskies cauldn't get started. The trophy as their goal. In a hard St. Francis (Pa.)-The Frankies coach claims that his 1957 Baerman. 1 ball changed hands twice more fought battle all the way, the outfit will outdo even the St. Francis quintets of the Maurice The Badgers hit for paydirt before the 'Cats, given a lift by A I I-Stars emerged victorious Stokes regime. A 6-6, 6-6, 6-5, 6-4 and 6-2 starting lineup assures late in the game, as end Paul Hughes' passing, struck again 19-6. So hard did both teams him at least of strength under the boards. Karl made a diving catch of with 1:53 left in the period. It play that the scoreboard read Western Kentucky~Ed Diddle's Hilltoppers who won 17, Joe Sida's pass in the end zone. took Kentucky three plays to 0-0 at the half. But early in the lost 9 in '56-'57, 'graduated of any importance only a star~ing The clock ran out soon after, score, however, once they hail secbnd after excellent forward. Ralph Crosthwaite, the 6-9 center from Western Hills, ha~f, showing the All-Stars in front reachecl the Xavier four. Hughes ground play and blocking, Larry guards Eric Back and Owen Lawso~, who've teamed togeth~r 19-6. went over from the one, then Kysela connected on a long pass since their days at Middletown High, and 6-4 forward Bill Other members of the winning booted it through himself, and to Vince Backley to put the Case are all back. The highly-touted Crosthwaite paced Did­ team are Jim Dunn, Mike Diver, the tally read 21-0 favoring the dle's Dandies in rebounding, scoring and shooting last year. All-Stars· ahead. Bob Kolpus Bernie Swaikus, John Rooney, skirted the end for the conver­ host team. Terry Meyer recap­ La Salle-The Explorers are a big name in basketball even Tom Kellner, and Coach George tlired the pigskin for the Mus­ sion and the Stars led 7-0. Molinsky. without the amazing Tom Gola. Five seniors return from last keteers after Lane punted when year's club which hustled for 17 victories in 26 starts. Th.e big the XU offense stalled following name on the LaSalle roster is Tom Garberina, a 6-1 senior Wildcats 6ottle Up J{ .. ·U. Air,vays · the ensuing kickoff; the punt was who tallied 22 points against Bradley a_nd 30 against NCAA }>artially blocked and had skidde

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Glaciologists will also be - - By John Shanahan Navy's "Operation Deep Freeze." in the party to analyze the snow 5 MANUFACTURING 5- ...... - He will be chief seismologist and ice formations. ---- ... ··---· . -·-·· for a party which as part of the - - The following is not meant to be hilarious,-----· nor even funny. • Father Bradley will be one of e COMPANY 5 International Geophysical Year three American Jesuit seismol­ - - At best it will be, to some few readers, rather interesting-in will be studying the great con­ --- ogists working with the Navy, - - a morbid sort of way. tinent of Antarctica ,an area of Father Henry Birkenhauer, S.J., Sll8- Ea'~t Sixth Street§- The recent popularity of the "Ivy league joke" is a· good over five million square miles of J o h n Carroll University, - indication of the sadistic element in man. The joke, the true almost all of which is covered Cleveland, and -Father Daniel ~ · Ciuciunati, Ohio · -§ with ice. His primary function ivy league joke (ask the man Lineman, S.J., of Boston College, will be to take measurements of - - who knows one), bases its We can be SUt'e, ifs here to stay. being the others. The latter who ~1i111111111111111111111111111111111111111111ii- - the thickness of the ice through "humor" on various misfortu­ So long as it remains a minor was in Antarctica in 1955 when seismi~ methods. nates-the deaf, the bli~d, the element, a vicarious delight, the "Operation Deep Freeze" began crippled and the diseased. It is only worry is our being indis­ The ice layer 'over 'the South wil return to this country in doubtful whether the quips are creet. Should it become more, Pole area has been found to be early 1958, but Father Birken­ B1u111rin1'1 Ph1r••Y jokes; whether sadism can be the consequences is plain to see. 10,000 feet deep in some in­ hauer under whom Father Brad­ The Drug Store Closest To humorous. If it can ,it is cer­ The important thing is to ,be stances. Father Bradley's work ley studied will remain approxi­ Xavier University tainly the lowest form. Never­ aware of it. To quote an old will help determine whether or mately the same length of time 3618 Montgomery Road theless, we laughed at the jokes. folk sayfng (of Roger Price)­ not Antarctica is one land mass as the Xavier scientist. MEirose 1-3708 Some of us tried not, and felt "Watch out, watch out!" 01· perhaps several joined by (Continued on Page 8) a twing of shame after we did, but the laugh was there ... and so was the sadism. What is a sadist? Straight off, • ("'.'···· • he is not a cynic, necessarily. '· Nor is he a pessimist( usually). He is not a man who is very, very sad. A sadist is one who takes pleasure in another's suf­ fering. To say that most of us delight in the misery or misfortune of others, either actually or vicar­ iously, is immediatey shocking. On second thought it is no more han to admit to man's imper­ fections, man's fallen nature. I' .~. Sadism, however, is more subtle, more latent than our run-of-the­ mill bilings. It is a. flaw of Impala Sport Coupe-new luxury ln the Bel Air Series. which we're only half aware. If · ' . ' . there is guilt, it is diminished . ,, ·by the ignorance, and further when (as in most instances) the fun is second-hand. Recall the popularity of wres­ tling in tne early years of tele­ vision and its eventual decline. Why did it decline? "People got tired of it." -What absolute rot! You and I both know we can bore people in much less than two ·years! The simple fact is that people learned that the man on the mat was not having his ears torn Bel Air 2-Door Sedan-long, low and loaded with Ii!•· from his head, that his fingers were not being wrenched. His screams of agony were not sin­ Biscayne 4-Door Sedan-new cere. His pain was faked-and beauty with Body by Fisher. this is the most disappointing (hence, the most hated) of de­ ceptions. We felt cheated. We were cheated. A few people may persist in babbling about "Boxing, the science," but if it were not for the sadist element, the desire to see a man beaten up, the science of boxing could not exist as a profession. And here at ringside we find the uninhibited women just as guilty of sadism as men, with such charming exclamations as "Work on the eye!" or simply "Kill him!" '58 CHEVROLET... BIGGEST, BOLDEST Westerns have remained pop­ . - ular because of this same flaw. However, the real "adult west­ ern," offering an "intellect over brawn" theme, and no bloodshed 'MOVE ANY CAR EVER.MADEi cannot survive. It does not sat­ isfy our undeniable urge to see , Big aml 11ew in atyle. Boldly new in JookS different. Feels different, too. someone beaten to a pulp and/or pomer. Brilliantly new in ride. Net1er gunned down. We cannot excuse There are two new rides: .Full Coil sus­ this as a desire to see evil over­ lie/ore /ms tl1ere been auch a beautiful pension and your optional choice at extra come by good . . . Recently the way lo be thrifty a• tl1e ~58 Clf.evroletl cost of a real air ride, first time in the field. script writers for both television There's an even smoother Powerglide, the and radfo have been lauded for To see what's new this year, feast your eyes one and only Turboglide, and fuel injection letting the hero get the hell on Chevrolet! pounded out of him. Of course among the superb extra-cost options. There this could be a plea for realism, There's airy new style. That's written all is a new X·type frame, a bigger windshield, but the point is, we just don't over Chevrolet. It's nine inches longer! Much a new foot-operated parking brake. And two care as long as somebody gets lower, wider. There's brilliant new perform· new super models-the new Bel Air Impala it. ance to go with the beauty. The big 250-h.p. Sport Coupe and Convertible. See your "All right, so we have a Turbo·Thrust VS• engine is so new it even Chevrolet dealer. •0111la1UAJ at atra cad. IOIWAIO flQM sadistic element-so what about / ,,m it?" Without analysing s a d i s m there's little more to be said. XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1957 PAGE SEVEN

· Bea1tty and tlie Beast Gan1scia Heads Ft1c1dty Two Mighty Good Men To Know Book-.11-Yem· Comrnittee 20 Yean Experience Information on the faculty MUFFLERS BRAKES Book-A-Year Plan established RELINED CAR-LIFE last year by the Faculty Com­ $17.50 mittee is being passed on to new GUARANTEE faculty members by Dr. Richard INSTALLEDFREE AND UP Garascia, associate professor of chemistry, who is chail:man of MUFFLER MAN-THE-BRAKE MAN the program. Dr. Garascia has 3858 :Montgomery Rd. (Norwood) ME 1-6832 also posted a reminder about the plan on the faculty bulletin Dual Exhaust Systems - Sold Installed board for other faculty mem­ bers. Books received by librarian Albert J. Worst from the fac­ ulty will be· labelled with a book plate bearing the name of the donor unless the donor other­ wise spefifics. President's Dinner 0neam,.*,_ Left to right are Kathy McCarthy, Bill Mason, Diana Pellillo, (By the Author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys! "and, Ed Collins, Lois Molique. Missing a1·e Dottie Lohr and Bill l\'lcFarlin. D and then. "ll ope1)s the porns," he said. "And besides, it's gang,!' have had the aid of th~se EDITOR El\IERITUS ...... 8111 Poole, '118 so much fun maki.ng up afterwards." 1'1ANAGING EDITOR ...... Frank l\tcGee, •rm But Virginia would not be provoked into a quarrel. handsome young ladies for the ASSOCIATE EDITORS ...... Bob Frommeyer, 'G8, l\larty Jloga·n, 'li8 last three XU football games. It CO:lll'OSING EDITOR ...... Bill !\la son, •oo One night Oddly tried very hard. "Hey," he said to her, seems as· though the outfit will UU SI NESS l\IAN AGER...... Ed Schroeder, 'Ii!) "your hair looks like a bat's nest and your ears look like really swing into high gear at COUNCIL CORRESPONDENT...... Don Barnhorst, 'li!l Inst year's tumips and your face looks like a pan of worms FEATURE \VRITERS ...... :: ...... \Vayne Fehr, '59, Vince l\tartln, 'liO the up-comfog,basketbal~ games. SCIENCE EDITOR ...... Ron Wilke, 'li8 and ns for your head, I've seen better heads on newel Now for a brief portrait of the STAFF ASSISTANTS ...... , ...... J~rry Turner, 'liD, posts." young ladies we have mentioned. Vince l\lartln, 'GO, Biii 1'1ason, •rm, Bob Carr, '110, !\like Markiewicz, 'Ill Tom goodness, we're hostile tonight!" said Virginia Llsterman, 'ii9, Denny Doherty, 'GI, Lou Buscymeyer, '110, Tom Cahill, '00 "My These girls are no strangers to SPORTS EDITOR ...... : ...... Ed Adams, •oo cheerfully and whipped 120 Rorschach cards out of her this campus. It seems as though Sl'ORTS \VRITERS ...... Bob Novak, 'Gil, Don Fenton, '58, Jack reticule. "Come," she said, "let us examine your psychic all four of them have at one time Gardner, 'ii!J, John Dumbacher, 'f.O, Jack Adams, '61, Paul Rltte.r, 'Ill apparatus." or another been chosen by Xav­ CARTOONIST...... : ...... Jerry Turner, 'GD ier men as the Queen of one of FACULTY l\IODERATOR ...... Rev. Eurene F. l\lanrold, S.J. our social functions. Dianne Pel- lillo reigned as last year's home­ coming queen; Kathy McCarthy was the Sovereign Ruler of the '56 Junior Prom; Lois Molique was n a m e d E\rening College Queen; and Dotty Lohr wore the crown at the 1955 homecoming. Each of these young ladies is a Try a Capri P1110 tonl9ht - the member of the Xavier University .,allty P111a yov can opprtclate. Evening College. We are certainly indebted to PIZZA Oddly tried again. "Who makes your clothes?" be ...... n tat I. L Clnltr T••11" OPEN EVERY OAY - 4 P. M. 'till sneered. "Bethlehem Steel?" Fifty-Six Leaders 1 A. M.1 Fri., lat. 111111 sun. •1111 ...... 111. 2 A.II, "Hmm," said Virginia thoughtfully and lit a cigarette In Fund Appeal 1IY 111 PAllOUI Wll "This sounds like an anxiety ncmosis with totemism, "GONDOLA" anagogic trauma, and a belt in the back." Xavier's 1958 appeal for funds ...... "I hate )rou," said Oddly. "I hate yom looks and your to business and industry began clothes and your toenails and your relatives and the November 13 with a luncheon cigarettes you smoke." at the Queen City Club. The '· "Now, hold on, buster!" cried Virginia, her eyes crack­ goal for the campaign is $150,000. ling, her color mounting, her nostrils aflame. "Just keep a civil tongue in your stupid head when you talk about Another $200,000 will be sought For Meals at Home ... For Lunches at Work or School . .• l\fol'lboro ! Nobody's knocking that filter, that flavor, from other· university supporting that Hip-top box while there's breath in my body! It's a organizations. Walter C. Beck­ great cigarette, it's a doozy, it's a dilly, it's a bear-and • jord, president of the Cincin­ anybody who says a word against it gets this." 1 nati Gas & Electric Company, is chairman of the campaign By "this" Virginia meant a series of combinations to with William S. Rowe, vice the head and liver, which she now delivered to Oddly and president of the Fifth Third HOMOGENIZED MILK QUALITY v CHEICD turned on he1· heel and stormed away. Union Trust Company, as vice Oddly brought her down with a flying tackle. "I love· chairman. F'ifty-six leaders in (with Vitamin D) ta CREAM YOlt," he said. business and industry are on the "And i\'Iarlboro?" said she. committee. Funds being sought lhey can't be beat as Healthful Foo_d "And Marlboro," said he. are for the three-fold ,purpose of and Refreshing Dessert I At your Fava rite Ami they kissed and plaited love knots in ono another's maintaining faculty salary in­ Food Store! For Home Delivery call CHerry hair and were married at Whitsun and smoked happily creases, helping to provide es­ 1·8880, or ask your French-Bauer driver! ever after. © 10:.1, ~Ju t;hulm•n sential student services, and • • • augmenting a fund for the con­ ;t:;;- ,,(& I l£TTU DAllY "ODUCTS SINCE I Mt .. and yo11 too, gentle readers, will smoke happily ever after, ~ ~I ''licxwt.nomoretou..,thebeetr• struction of a new classroom once yo11 try Marlboro, tl1e cigarette that gives you 1ucl1 a ,. building. lot to like-including, we earn111tl11 h'o/ie, thl• column. / PAGE EIGHT XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1957 Down Front Obiter Dicta Executi·ve Speaks At Fr. Bradley EC News (Continued from Page 6) (Continued from Page 2) (Continued from Page 2) F1·osh Con·vocation or stay in the profitable bounty with the earth silently spinning by Mary Anne Martin Father Bradley will also serve as navigator for the exploration hunting business. over 250,000 miles · away. For A HAPPY THANKSGIVING Vincent J. Richilano, assistant parties. He expects no trouble The reason he made the de­ people who really want to get Thank you time is here again; superintendent of Methods and away, we could take reservations since the sun will always, except cision he did was probably the for an 'Apogee Week End'; they Happiness comes from the soul. Equipment and Maintenance nt during heavy weather, be avail­ increase in the quality of the could be 251,947 miles away from An act of kindness, or welcome the Tank Plant of the Cadillac able for sightings. marksmanship of his opponents. earthly cares. I can see the entire or love, Motor Co., in Cleveland, ad­ The Navy has furnished Father This green idiot (he should have program now." Never did harin, I am told. dressed a freshman convocation Bradley a complete kit for the Nov. 6 on the subject, "Human "That sounds wonderful. When Kindness is another trait, celebration of Mass. He will . been a bounty hunter too) named Relations." Fr. Hugh B. Rodman,­ also take extra vestments with Tony Perkins played 1an even do I leave . . . er, that is . . . So rarely found today; when is Tupskin scheduled to S.J., assistant dean, is in charge him. He .beHeves that regular Giving until it hurts a little more stupid sh~riff whose choice make his first flight?" I was be­ of the freshman orientation, of celebration of the Holy Sacri­ of aids in Mr. Fonda turned out coming enthused over the project. Is giving the happy way. which this convocation was a fice will have to wait until he­ to be a good one for the company "That's classified information, Value your faith,. your life, and part. is at the Ellswoi:th base. producing the picture, for with­ but it will be very soon." your loves, out this association, M1'. Fonda I studied the tank more closely It's the way to find happiness would probably be reduced to while the Dr. was reflecting on true; butterfly chasing (the bounty's lunar holidays and' in the far Notice that when you help other quite high on them in some corner a strange object caught people, Too ln1portant To Forget- states) and Mr. Perkins would my attention. "What's that black. God will say "Thank you", too. still be chasing Miss Palmer in object in the corner of his tank?" his quiet little town. Well, things "That's a hand ball, used in his he'll find." The tremendous value of milk as a natural get a little topsy-turvey and training course. Tupskin keeps in I thanked the Dr. and started quite a different end results. top physical condition and there's to leave when he added with the energy restoring food makes it an essential Long about this time Leopold no better sport for that than hint of a grin on his face: "But I stopped tossing rocks at that old handball." know one thing; I can tell you in every ,student's diet. , lady in the front row and began "What," I asked with a con­ what he'd like to find. . " to cheer and scream. This was a cluding note in my voice, "do "And that is... " most unfortunate time for Leo­ you expect Tupskin to find on "Girl salamanders." pold to scream because the big the moon?" I went home thinking how II. MILLE!{ DAIRY CO., INC. love scene was flashing on the "One of the first things he'll wonderful science and research screen. By· the time I managed find are the rocks. Crawling for humanity is and how, through· 656 East McMillan WOodburn 1-2474 to calm Leopold down by twist­ under one will be quite another the simple answering of a tele­ ing a few of his fingers in a problem for him. Besides rocks phone, whole new worlds can be clockwise direction everyone in and·craters, it's hard telling what discovered. the place was staring at us. I was the only one staring at the blond two rows in front of us. We'd moved down front a little. Tha1t durn babe wasn't a bit friendly though. Leopold's still asking me what "masher" means. Oh well, I suppose we'll eventu­ ally be able to sneak back into the place someday and see the rest of the movie. There probably won't be much use going back; that show wasn't very good any­ way.

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