^HWHHmH^^EeyeHHHE^p^J1* SPECIAL a^Jlte ranci&o Jfogfjorn BELL JLiantnoude OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE ASSOCIATED STUDENTS UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO EDITION By THE EDITOR VOL. 35, No. 9 SAN FRANCISCO, NOVEMBER 14, 1947 Fridav foday we have two guests fli-gt our colleague Tom leers who says: "The Convention of the Col- ^ Broadcasting System be- ^5 today at tho College of tho Ljfic. It will last for two days. ormed im Richards and John Bosko- tcd who both volunteered, will ll present, representing the old flreen and Gold. The paper will ,ve something to say next week * (he information submitted by Station An .... two men. Right now, we »oul• • d like to offer a few com ets regarding the whole deal, «.c we understand it, and what it ^iild mean t0 tnc student body. Execs Pass Many Financial Matters Dean Hogan Writes The System is a group of col Whittaker Moderator leges joined together because jjjey all possess, or are about to Manual As Aid possess, radio broadcasting sta- • nons. That means that each mem To Law Students ber college has on its campus a Jackets Suggested By Dan Strazzulo studio for the production of ra- Plans Made For Natl jio programs, with all the tech Valuable Volume nical facilities, writers, actors, During a short, busy session to Bennet Levinson for chartering Richards and John Boskovitch concerning cost and style of the etc. that go to make up such an Tuesday, the Executive Commit a plane to cavort at one of the volunteered to cover this im jackets. For Two Dollars portant meeting. Richards said enterprise. Students build the tee, led by Student President Hal Don football games; $6.00 to each The Committee closed this Dean Hogan of the Law School studio, write the programs, per Jensen, formally approved seven of the six men who are to attend that the information gathered by meeting, the seventh of the cur Trunk-Line Contact attending the Convention could has written a new book, "Study haps the music, announce, enact measures which had been sent to the big IRC meet at San Jose rent semester, by notifying Ben Manual for School of Law." This jfama, conduct round-tables, and, the Finance Committee for re State College; and reimburse easily mean the addition of a new nett Levinson that the Board of and veiy interesting activity. book explains each step in law perhaps the most important, at commendation. ment of traveling expenses to Student Control should devise training, from the briefing of Two Delegates Sent To tend to the mechanical aspects. Committee approval followed the mimic who performed at the Dan Strazzulo, Soph, rep., was some means by which BSC regis cases to the writing of examina About thc only catch, if you can Gerry Kilday's report on expendi Nevada rally. appointed to gain all information tered cars could be identified. tions, both by text and by con jail it that, is the fact that the tures and budgets for the follow regarding the feasibility of of All cars on the campus of the crete examples. An effort is made C.O.P, For Regional Meeting power of each studio's transmit ing: Foghorn Editor's expenses COP CONVENTION fering students the opportunity campus of the University must to show the method by which a ters extends only to the limit of at the NSA meet at Stanford sev of possessing a University jacket. be registered at the BSC, says a law student may integrate all of Radio amateurs and all students who have an interest the college campus. This is over- eral weeks ago; $5.00 each to Bennet Levinson, BSC head, in Strazzulo will seek student opin Board directive. Executive Com his learning from the first day in radio theory, operating, maintenance, and repair are in tome in some measure by piping Danny Galvin and Joe Mirko- formed the Committee that he ion by contacting student body mittee members urged that more in school to graduation. vited to join the newly formed Radio Club, which will hold and class officers. programs by phone from one vich for providing football tick will be unable to represent the time be allotted to enable stu At the beginning of the book its fourth meeting Friday, November 28, twelve noon, in campus to the others. ets for Monty Masters and Dale University at the College Broad The idea, as advanced by Straz dents to register their cars. Car several cases in Torts are briefed, Physics lecture room, C-9. White, entertainers at the Santa casting System's Convention, at zulo, is to have all students wear owners are urged to get their There you have it. The last the set-up of the notebook is il The Club will be under the ca-1 Clara rally; $25.00 each to War COP, November 14-15. He asked ing a green and gold jacket that vehicles registered at the Student lustrated, and a complete outline pable guidance of Mr. Allen D. item, surely a short-coming, but ren Foley and Danny Galvin, Yell- to be excused because of the would add to the spirit and ap Body office, in Loyola Lodge. a minor one, might make some of the law of Torts is given. This Whittaker, professor of physics, Leaders, for expenses while at press of personal business. The pearance of the University. He Fines will be forthcoming if this is followed by a model question a retired Colonel, Coast Artillery people laugh. The important tending the Loyola game; $15.00 matter was solved when Bill will also contact various persons order is not observed. thing to remember is that such and answer in Torts based upon United States Army, and himself I studio is a completely student the problems created by a wan an active radio amateur and the effort. The experience that par dering goat in a neighbor's pet founder of the Marin Radio Ama ticipants could gain from this ac unia patch. teur Club. tivity cannot be measured. It USF Glee Club Block Club ON SALE HERE Charter members of the club could go a long way. All Welcome are eager to get a station started j At this early time, early for The second part of the book at USF, and men who had pre-[ as at least, it is impossible to Elects Salgo Holds First . gives a complete outline of the vious training in the armed say definitely whether or not statutory course of Bills and forces in signal communications, USF will become a member in the President Formal Meet Notes, with an exhaustive anal operations of both Army and College Broadcasting System. YMI Plans Initiation ysis of the collection problem Navy radios, beside maintenance What can be said is it is a won- Jensen Presides cases. of all equipment are slowly join lerful idea, it does not entail "Singers' Call This is followed by an example ing the Radio Club. zrcat expense, and it is, again, Over Athletes of a supplement to an outline of AMBITIOUS PLANS For Members On Pear Mortgages to take care of a situ wholly a student affair. An en The first organized block meet Once a station is established at couraging note is the fact that The USF Glee Club is in the ation where the casebook omits ing of the semester was held this any consideration of local law. the school, the club plans to con Ihe Radio Club has already ex process of organization and at week under the leadership of Hal tact other amateur stations in pressed interest, as have several the last Glee Club meeting, the Alumni, Upper Classmen Jensen. Though the meeting was The last chapter is given entire ly to instructions on how to write the principle states. This will Members of the University Facul following officers were elected: an "informal" one, many current form a solid informal network in ty. But this is not enough. We Gene Salgo, President and stu and important issues were dis an examination answer. This is Are Eligible For Membership illustrated by a bar examination conjunction with the American need a lot of interest, a lot of dent director; Charles Mann, Vice cussed. Paramount among these Radio Relay League Trunk Net discussion, a lot of ideas. President, Jack Donough, Secre issues was the distinction to be question in Contracts and one in The U.S.F. Council of the Young Men's Institute wishes Torts. work, wjiereby students from By next week, we should have tary-Treasurer; S. D. Chalios, to announce a mass initiation on December 7, in the audito shown in athletic awards between USF could contact their families Business Manager. major and minor sports. Many The book will be available in BILL RICHARDS most of the important data in rium of the University. This initiation will be the first of the University of San Francisco and friends directly from the our hands. Then we will be able A plea was made by the Presi possible methods of showing this campus. attends meet its kind since the organization was reactivated. A special distinction were presented, but bookstore. It is approximately to say whether or not encour dent concerning the need for arrangement has been made so that the regular initiation sixty pages in length and will All radio operators will have to agement is to be given to the more voices. No previous voice since the society was meeting fee will be waived and the only* cost about two dollars. have an F.C.C. license in order to raising of the broadcasting sta training is required. The require without elected officers and with operate the station, but the sta Literary Society tion on the campus. ments, according to Art McCue, cost to the new members will be out a majority of its members tion itself Xvill be at the service the regular council dues. present, no decision was reached. * * * director, are a will to sing, and SOTC Cadets of the student body. Glancing at an ability to carry a tune. The USF council was founded It was suggested by Frank >. Hernreid To Be the technical installation, the in 1981 by the late President of Manko that U.S.F. is one of the States Policy "Action taken to improve the The prospective member is au club plans to operate on the high Parking situation, by way of fa the University, Rev. William Lon- Hear General few institutions in the bay area frequency, 20 and 10 meter ama ditioned by Art McCue in order to ergan, S.J. During the war the that does not have some- method Featured Speaker fllitating the issuance of tags, determine his voice range. This teur bands, using a converted To The Foghorn •ias been recently initiated by tht council responded, as did the Uni whereby those men who try for Scott All-band receiver and a audition is private; no embar- versity student body, and be Clark Speak the varsity and fail to meet the Board of Student Control. All assment to the new member. At IRS Meeting powerful six foot naval surplus automobile owners have been or cause of the great number of requirements for a varsity block transmitter. Guest Speakers tiered to register their cars, this PROGRAM SLATED members who went into the ser Armistice Day are given some form of recogni vice the council became inactive. tion. Those members who were Proper Attitude A program committee is being Approached Siving them the right to park on One program has been definite formed so as to provide technical lie campus. These stickers will ly scheduled. The Knights of Col Now the members are back < and Ceremony present at the meeting seemed anxious to revive their activities. unanimously in favor of devising To Be Stressed speakers, movies, and discussions On Thursday evening there was ^numbered to enhance the iden umbus of San Mateo will hold a The observance of Armistice for the general meetings of the tification of the vehicle's owner, such a method, but, for the same a meeting of the Kappa Lambda USF night, and the Glee Club has These include such things as Day hi San Francisco was mark Dr. Rudolph Hernreid of the club, besides furnishing, where Sigma in the Semeria Room. Mr. and eliminate the tedious am been asked to participate. Rehear school programs, athletic events ed by an impressive military cer reason as above, no decision was Industrial Relations Department reached. possible, informal instruction for Bill Hogan, former student and troublesome task of tracing li sals are set for Monday, Wednes and social affairs with other emony highlighted by an address will be the guest speaker at the those members desiring knowl (twice plates. member of the society, was the day and Friday at 12:00 in room councils. In addition to these by General Mark W. Clark, Sixth society's meeting to be held at edge in the following subjects: guest speaker. L3, the old ROTC room. things the council itself, or in Army commander, at the Presidio AWARDS DISCUSSED 7:30 p.m. on November 19th in Students should remember that General radio theory; It was decidea at tne meeting « police action on the campus The Glee Club will feature the conjunction with other councils, parade grounds at 11 a.m. room H-3. sponsors spiritual programs such The entire Cadet regiment of At this meeting the set-up International Morse Code; that other illustrious guest ! only intended for the benefit now famous modern style of concerning awards was clarified. Dr. Hernreid will analyze the Radio Servicing; speakers would be invited by the 'fthe student body as a whole Fred Waring's group. All men as Retreats and Days of Recollec USF attended and saw General proper attitude toward Indus Clark bestow decorations, post According to the old constitution Review of the theory and prac group. Past speakers have in- tissuing tags to the few viola who are interested in singing and tion. (a new one is now being drawn trial Relations problems and the All of the members of this humously or other-wise, on 31 mil tice necessary to pass the Fed eluded such well known persons tors who park incorrectly, better can meet the two requirements, up), the awards were as follows: role the Industrial Relation So eral Communication Commission Joking conditions can be real are invited to attend the rehears council are either Alumni or stu itary personnel and civilians who as Kathleen Norris, the novelist, Frosh team letter winners: slip ciety can play in promulgating examinations for Amateur Radio and Dr. Guy Montgomery and ly by the greater number of als. An extra added attraction are dents of this University. Their displayed outstanding gallantry this attitude. during the recent war. over sweaters with numerals. Operation and Station License, Dr. Schnitzler of the University fivers. Such instances of unlaw- the new sweaters worn by the interest is primarily in tho Uni and various commercial licenses. ul parking, as blocking drive Club at the Santa Clara rally. versity and in furthering the General Clark also presented First year varsity letter win "All students of the Universi of California. Catholic activity of its members, colors to the 91st Infantry Divi ners: slip-overs and varsity ty are invited to attend this The prime purpose of the club, Plans have been made to re rs, and using restricted zones, as explained by Mr. Whittaker, "ty adds to the confusioon. past and present. sion and other Organized Reserve blocks. meeting since the talk to be vive the evergreen emblem of Second year varsity letter win given will be very timely in the is "to be prepared for all national .Wss work for the B.S.C, and WESTERN ORGANIZATION Units. the society. Finally the following Register Cars In his speech, General Clark ners: Coat sweaters and varsity light of the widespread public emergencies, doing voluntary statement was made and sub general improvement of park This council, although bearing Registration of all student stressed: "the importance of blocks. misinterpretation of industrial work -with the complement of mitted to the Foghorn. It reads as ^conditions would result from the name of the University, is automobiles in the university maintaining a peace time army Third year varsity letter win relations issues that prevails to highly trained men drawn from follows: .^dent cooperation. one of the many which make up will continue through the fif of over 900,000 men; also the ners: Choice between letter jacket day," said President Frank the University of San Francisco." "The Kappa Lambda Sigma be the YMI movement of eleven CORRECT DATES teenth of this month. Cars debt we owe to the heroes of and blanket. Manko. Within two months, it is hoped moans the fact that its charter western states. It not only par *Jg dates of registration were should be registered in the two world wars who fought and Managers: Sr. manager, reg that we may be proud to know was lost through no fault of its ticipates in the events of the Uni Two members of the IRS, ^"ised in the last issue, and student body office in Loyola died to save America." ular block with "Mgr." under it. that we have an amateur radio own. It is unfortunate, since it is versity but also in the activities Herb Messer and Frank Manko, j* clarifying the mistake, let it Lodge. Automobile owners After the military ceremonies Other managers will be awarded station at USF second to none. the oldest honor society on the of the most outstanding and have been asked by Dean Hall * know to all that the dates of should come armed with their were concluded, there was an ex circled blocks. The Physics department has a campus and has an illustrious growing organization of Catholic to discuss the merits, pro and Swtration are from Monday, license number, and year and hibition by the Sixth Army, of This part of the old constitu two-truck Naval Radar Unit, the alumni to vindicate its legitimate men today, the YMI. con, on the Taft-Hartley Act for * "th, to Friday, the 21st, in make of car. the modern type of military tion is expected to remain un the benefit of the Econ. 160 operation of which may, in the existence. uusive. All members of the organiza equipment. future, be demonstrated to the The purpose of the registra changed. class. ENGLISH MAJORS ^y student can register his tion is to provide the BSC with tion have the advantage of par student body by the Radio Club. at "However, since its long exist w any time by giving his an immediate reference to au ticipating in real Catholic Action A select group, headed by John *nie and license number at the and in the full use of the athletic Boskovitch • and Bill Richards, ence is contested, it intends to U(f tomobiles on the campus. This , : entbody offices. A sheet will will save them the time it and social facilities of the down IRC: God, Marxism Cannot Mix' with the technical advice of the •revive in all its pristine splendor Posted for this purpose on the takes to call the Automobile town YMI Building. In this build Radio Club, will travel to Stock the Kappa Lambda Sigma and to •'"dent office wall. ing you can find swimming, bas Last Monday's International ton, representing USF at the Con make it a genuine honor society. is License Bureau to check li ers to oust them from their un developed the principle "that no jj important that the stu cense numbers. ketball, handball, dances, etc. But Relations Club meeting was anal ion. rational creature believing in God vention of the College Broadcast According to its original constitu ff* realize that no examina in this council you not only have ogous to a young snowball's slow ing System, to be held on the tion only English majors and up C ther rnidterm or Bennett Levison, of the BSC, MOROZUMJ SPEAKS can possibly ever embrace Marx tion ' finals, .these advantages but also the crescendo down a steep summit. 14th and 15th of November at the 8iven or n0 warns that all cars not regis ism." per division students with high towif > grades re- tered will be automatically chance to meet with a group of The summit is the mountain of Second on the program was College of the Pacific. Dr. Fearon scholastic attainments were ad »•• until all fines have been SOCIOLOGICAL VIEW tagged. men who have in common their IGNORANCE and the snowball John Morozumi, who spoke on was instrumental in providing mitted. They were accepted for interest in the University, and on which it is slowly gaining mo "The Religious Aspect of Com Bill Sanders followed Mr. Moro for USF's presence at the meet the society only after submitting BETTER ACTION their interest in Catholic Lay Ac mentum is TRUTH OF COMMU munism." He gave a well-spoken zumi and spoke on "Communism ing. to the Editorial Board, of the from a Sociological View." Mr. \ & added strength given to tion with thousands of YMI mem NISM. view of Russia's attempt to dupe In Stockton, besides discussion Quarterly a magnum opus with Help Students bers throughout these United The snowball on its initial the world with its present state- Sanders interpreted Karl Marx's of college radio stations, repre ^ Hoard of Student Control by deterministic attitude that we its bibliography, on which they •^ Addition of twenty men to All student fines will revert to States. flight was piloted by four princi controlled Russian Orthodox sentatives shall be lectured by were critically quizzed. If it were Church. Mr. Morozumi gave a are determined solely by our eco Wjjjj""-committee allows for a the students for more permanent MEMBERSHIP ELIGIBILITY pal student speakers. First, Bob an executive of the National approved by all the members of entorce detailed background of Moscow- nomic environment, that we have W ment of the regula- facilities, such as chairs for the The only requirement for mem Lorentz speaking on "Commu Broadcasting Company on how to th board the applicant was ini &nd should student lounge, completion of the bership in the USF Council is nism in Education," gave a de incited religious clashes in Yugo no control over it, that the only organize and maintain a radio '°Qut eventually bring slavia and Mexico. "In the Unit way we can overcome our envi tiated with solemn ritual as is , %»,the disappearance of many senior patio and a pennant from that you be either an Alumnus tailed and, comprehensive account station. usual in all honor fraternities. u World War II to be placed on one ed States," he added, "the clash ronment is by violent overthrow • *? °ns. or an upper-classman of USF at of the history of the American The Kappa Lambda is ambitious 0 1 of side of the memorial plaque. is of a potential nature; the Com of the government, and finally tt ' n? *- ''* Student Control the present time and a Catholic. Federation of Teachers and the ly restoring all its traditional cus a a * — munists think it a good policy to that all this will lead to thc bliss C * °t the backbone of Stu- Why not come around and see influence of Communists thereon. toms." about joining on December 7. He methodically cited specific ex let religion alone at present; ful life of cake, peaches and Fathe President Wm r>unr"-> *L^°vernment. Student Gov- C«Ei«loleBiees however, the conflict will occur \ l is useless and little more Father Bums, the moderator, is amples of the commie's past tac cream. "* t. will givf the opening ad Ed. Van Derslice. editor of the fa The student body extends its eventually on our soil ... we Quarterly, reported that a great 5rj * rce without the effec- sympathy and prayers to Father always glad to talk it over with tics to infiltrate such prominent Bill Sanders systematically dress to the conference of vVest- "*C t enerKetic action of the you. To reach the campus repre east coast colleges as Brooklyn should prepare accordingly." Out broke down Karl Marx's "deter ern Universities and Colleges at number of the contributions have Gerald Nagle, dean of men, on lining the Marxist philosophy of : to keep order and enforce sentative, call SEabright 1-9586, College, CCNY, Hunter, and un-l minism" by showing that Marx the San Francisco College for been proofread and will be in the the death of his father, Mr. Gar atheism, Mr. Morozumi further hands of the printer today. turns. rett F. Nagle of Los Angeles. and ask for Ed. Quinnel. successful efforts of AFT teach (Continued on Page 6, Col. 1) Women. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1917
EDITORIAL PAGE At Random ByJOSEPHA.^LDHAl^ — e»i Why is it that in 1823, as a mere snip of a and false doctrines, stand in the nation, we bail the courage and audacity to de where their imperfections can b,-> clearly -^ clare the Monroe Doctrine, but today, as the and above all let's not enhance those pea world's greate.d nation, we are afraid and actual the title of martyr. ith "FOGHORN FEDORA ly fear tl • *:iture? OKKMl g I h • be constantly talking of dc- T**«--nominat.on of candidates for The Foghorn Fedora t'ensc . ' coking for new worlds to con- Instead of conscription and ceiHorshlp, •*I • is ntj\0>pen. "Tie Fedora, brainchild of" Joe Mouille of the luer? . why should we fear nations should be heeding the words of Our I u '\. anu Foghorn, is a ^nuine, an expensive, stoi'Cfbought hat. a Fatima, who promised the conversion of Uilss| The Foghorn realizes that many Dons participate in v;iv '.bounded courage and eternal if only we would pray. Instead of mllllm, ,.. , ''• extras-rrricuhir activities, and that some of these men, in optimism o ire-fathers? What has become m uniform, let's have millions of men on th?' positions OJ responsibility, wer'.; rcux""/ hours doing tasks •>. the eld p ng spirit that faced the west knees praying to their God. and pushed into he wilderness, dauntless and We are no longer playing * ith ma.chea, but ;ibove -and beyond what these positions call for. unafraid? with atom bombs. The tail is wagging the ,W The Foghci'n wants to present'one of these men, a man, and only God can save us nov. perhaps, whose r.ame has never appeared in this paper, HEROES DIE ONCE . * » with the Foghorn Fedora as a tangible reward for that The proponents of U.M.T. point to tinySwttjf, For i'll Americans, who really believe in them- 1 man's.?unc.elfish efforts on behalf of the University. selves individually and as a nation, the present land as a perfect example of what U.M.T. Wlllev' ' It ir nci necessarily the amount of work a man does, as Is, indeed, a time < f sadness, as they observe'their for a comntryu , in that Switzerland has not beS some positions naturally require a groat deal of work, but bi loved country slowly sinking into the mental invaded in over one-nunaieone-hundieud years,. Thiinis mtroh," that work dine -ibove what the position, by its nature, calls Vtitud; of a Prance that built a Maginot Line proves that Switzerland has not been invaS fo;-. 7*)"'«m "."'11 f->rm the basis for the award. and cowered behind it, falsely thinking that it and nothing more. If it had ben to nor advantaji Th- welcomes nominations from everyone. was :,a.e, much i.i the same way as many Amer- Germany could have crushed Switze.land dem^ * !,..->« todr
Story (Who's Kidding Who) By Joe Truzzolino
J'*t FROM - > - ij ? OND VOU HERE'S THE BELL ... ITS A BEAUTY... ) SORRY FEIIOWS ( BAWL, WE "\ HOW MANY BF.-..S i$ Uoe IFTH0S6 NAUGHTY U$F Nr rue BE*.*, JUST •) \J*ANT OUR eetu K\ooRE GOING TO HAve u, To TAKE SOME PICTURES OF RINGS FOR 3o sEcorJO-S ... "TAKE A/LC BOVS BOWT RETURN T 'IB.... — ..r~ an*~ crKi-rdTiAi HisflPPEflREO.. US POU-SH ? BtU BEFORE TH£ PRESENTATION THE PICT(/HC5 YOU UJANT. OUR 8EU, we'et 9«Row- CERTAINLY, COM£Rl««T 4 USE ANOTHER 'L.N~ 1't.L BE MfiPPY TO HELP OtTT FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1947 on G et 'Impotent?' Loyola Lions Tonight Gael Frosh Dons Established Cal. Bears
Smash Dons Heavy Favorites Outlast Don o n 26-7 Tilt To Larrup Lions At Berkeley 2000 Fans Attend There were smiles on the faces Soccer Cryceal Sunday Contest of the Don Traveling Part/ when First Don Loss Several days ago we were ap By JIM KEEBAN it left for the gam?' with Loyola proached by Johnny Chism, soc By JOE GUMINA The UfcSF frosh football squad in Los Angeles Coliseum tonight. The U.S.F. soccer team met its cer team captain and I were socked when they assayed Some part of tiiese happy cot Committee Chairman. We had a first defeat of the season last to play the St. Mary's Gaeleis on I indices, no doubt is a hangover Saturday at the hands of the lengthy discussion on major and SLinday afternoon and the Petalu from the festive spirit which pre minor sports,, b e s ides school University of California at ma semi-pro Leghorns Tuesday, vailed following that duLet de Berkeley, by the score of 4-1. blocks, ani John believes, along Aim.stice Day. Moraga lightning feat of Santa Clara.- with us. tha! r.ll sports, football A pre-game favorite, the Bear hit them first with a 26-7 blast, Chief cause of the relaxed ex team did not live up to its ad baseball, basketball, swimming A Marin county bolt did it again pression however was the result golf, tennis, soccer, etc., should vance publicity until the final ten before 9000 in Santa Rosa's Bai of a perusual of the Loyola foot minutes of the game when it be trcatc I on an equal footing, ley Field, this time by 36-14. ball record. Thc Lions as they worthy of regular blocks. scored three goals to break the Doc Haley's lads showed excel are called are living in the future. 1-1 deadlock which had endured On viewing the arguments lently in spots against St. Mary's Their's is the cry so often heard during the rest of the game. stressed by the logical Chism it on St. Ignatius High field Sunday. on these heights, "wait until next Taking the ball away from the seems unfair lo deny participants They racked up a total of over year." Loyola it seems has sowed Bears after the initial k'rkoff, the in "so-called" minor sports the 100 yards on the ground and 65 well of freshman football talent Dons took the h JII dewn the field right to wear a block of the via the air. Will Stolk's piston- and is expecting a bumper crop fo.- the first score Th? goal was same type as treceived, for ex legging through the center of the come next harvest moon. made when Pete Lommori, out ample, in football. Perhaps the line accounted for a large slice of For the present however the" side left, passed ths ball to Dick strongest point is the time and that yardage; Larry Anders' hur are "fighting on the beaches" I apt'sla, tenter forward, who put effort put in by the performer. ried excursions around end for a strengthened in spirit by prom the ball through the post for the One must devote just as much good deal of the rest. And little ises of better days to come. score. The ftoal put the Dons time, and exercise as much skill Jess Thompso n's left-handed DONS TO BE CAUTIOUS ahead 10. passing late (too late) in the —perhaps of another and more Loyola has had somewhat of a After this goal had been scor exacting sort—in soccor, for ex- game was faultless three times ed, a defensive game was played in a row to Gay Quandt, Vince disastrous season ', 'ate , ample. Why deny a lad the pri- Most cruel blow to the Li^,.. fol by both teams until with two viledge of wearing and showing Sakowski and Forrest Dougher minutes to go in the first quarter, ty, the last for 24 yards and a lowers was a crushing 57-7 de off his- school block because he feat by St. Mary's. the Cal team took the ball and touchdown as the game ended. started downfield, but were halt hasn't the physical qualifications Such an overwhelming defeat And the rough lineplay of Len ed by the Green and Gold de to play football, basketball or by so poor a team as the Gaels Ciezki and Dick Shaeffer in the fense. In desperation the Bears baseball? Pictured above is Conway Catton returning tennis team letter- almost made even the most reso guard slots closed the down-the- passed the ball to their wing man, Jack Hanley, stellar first string guard on last year's Basket!^ He' may still have just as much man and standout on last year's excellent squad. Conway reach lute rooter forget the future glo center avenue of attack to the who tried to cross it, and by a squad, is being counted on heavily by Coach Pete Newell tftU athletic ability and savvy to wield ed the quarter finals in the recent California Tennis Club Tour ries promised to them. nament which included the nations top amateurs. Many experts Gaels very early in the game. freak accident instead of going to season. A sophomore, Hanley came to the Hilltop after play» a racket, glide through the water for the Fleet City Bluejackets at Treasure Island in '45. A jo^ and so on. In many instances it expect Catton to reach great heights during the coming Don But the excellence ended there. Because the Lions' pride has to the opposite side, the ball went been so badly wounded this year into the goal for a Cal score. ball handler and steady influence, Jack is set for a sparltBiij requires just as much skill and net season. The flank defensive against St. season. more hours of stiff practice. Mary's vJdde sweeps from the No it behoves whomever comes in ON DEFENSIVE tre Dame unbalanced line contact with them to be cautious. From then on both teams play If USF is going to produce on (guards leading, old style) was Loyola wants another win this ed ball and some excellent saves the field of various athletics there simply non-existent. The Mora season and nothing left on their were made by the goalies of both must be something to entice the Prospects For USF gans found that out early and schedule would possibly look as teams. student, since scholarships are capitalized on it to set up three good to them as the Dons. In the final quarter, the hard limited and "play for pay" is Basketball Schedule of their passes for touchdowns, While it might be hard to con game that they were playing definately out of the question. and to score the other on a 30- ceive of U.S.F. loosing to a team caught up to the Don defense, These sports of supposedly les Tennis In 1948 yard sprint wide to the left, fea which lost to St. Mary's 57-7 still while Bear reserves added ser recognition can gain just as Released By Newell turing a cut-back garnished with there are grounds for fear. strength to the late attack. much prominence for the school Rumors are flying around in the tennis world that USF some smacking blocks. First of all it is metaphysically With ten minutes left to play, as anything else. has the tennis material to manufacture a "second" Davis "This looks like one of the toughest schedules ever fan Gup Tennis Team, and thf.t is just about the actual situation. possible for Loyola to actually Cal scored the first of back- Last year the Don tennis team ST. MARY'S FLOATS win the game on the scoreboard. breaking goals against the U.S.F. by a USF basketball team," says Pete Newell, coach offi won . honors up and down the In '48 theoretically we would have the best intercollegiate Priming the situation thus, in It is of thc nature of a football varsity. After that there remain Hilltop cagers. coast even meriting occasional squad in the nation if it were not for just one hitch. Two the middle of thc second quarter, team to be able to win a football ed little doubt about the out Opening the season against the University of Califomj spreads in eastern dailies. It of the best players who have^ the Gaels scored on a decoy repe game. Loyola is a football team, come of the game and Cal went registered with the school this in the Cow Palace, the Don quintet goes on to meet fn ranked second only to USC on Conway Catton, Art Larsen, and tition of the same mass excursion therefore they can win tonight's on to score thc last two points. conference teams as well as seven >• the coast and its numerous im year apparently will be ineligible, Hairy Roche. around the offensive right end. game. 30—Saint Mary's at Ken the reason being that they trans- inter-sectional foes. The Green pressive triumphs certainly did Art came to USF from COP But this time the ball-carrying Secondly the false impression and Golders climax their eastern 31—Stanford at Santa Ch little damage to the Green and fered from other colleges to this this year, and is currently rated tail-back Jarvis merely faded in gained through an easy victory jaunt by meeting Bradley Tech. Feb. 6—USC at I,os Angefc* Gold prestige. college this year. 4th in Calif. He sparked the team stead of cutting in, and threw a might lead the winners to forget Don Gridders one of the oustanding teams in 7—Loyola at Loos Angdc We feel, in view of what has In the Pacific Coast Intercol of COP, and is the present city long pass back in the direction past frustrations and future hard the mid-west, in Peoria, Illinois. 13—Nevada at Reno legiate Conference, of which USF been said, that blocks of equal champ of San Francisco, along he had come from to Kotowski, ships. MEET CHAMPS 14—Nevada at Reno is a member, there is a rule 19—Santa Clara at SM merit and importance should be with being the Intercollegiate Gael right. This clever gent had ntroduced The Dons will also meet Utah, awarded. Mr. Chism indeed has against permitting such players let the play run around him and Thirdly the Dons might have to Clara Champion of Northern Calif. kick on the first down and that defending national champs, who cause to crusade. . to change institutions and parti had floated to the left into the 21—Saint Mary's at K«* cipate in tennis until they have Catton is Pacific Coast Mixed might create the impression in went on to beat Kentucky for r While on the subjects of blocks acres of territory left open by the To Students the championship after losing to 24—San Jose State at * , put in at least one year at thc Doubles Champ along with his Los Angeles that the- Dons do Jose it is also felt that "junior" teams sister, Shirley Butterfield, and madly pursuing Donlet seconda not give the full value for the With -A week's breather under the Hilltoppers last year. r should also be remembered. They new university. 27—In the event ot t 4 has won several other local tour ry. Exactly the same play work dollar. their belts and a two-day vaca Following is the tentative should have a block of their own. HIGH RATINGS ed again in the fourth quarter. with either St. Mary's naments and placed well in oth Unworried attitude of the Don tion from the practice field, smil schedule for 1947-1948: Perhaps one of smaller size with If it were not for the question Meantime a standard pass play, ing Joe Daugherty, Don Pancie Santa Clara, the pteji ers. high command has been appar Dec. 5—UC at the Cow Palace will be billed at Krw a' circle around it would suffice. of eligibility the team would run tail-back to end, added six more ra and Al Takacs were this week's At any rate players on these Roche was the Western Cana ent in the tenor of the practice 6—San Jose State at Kezar something like this. In the first in the third, and the aforemen sessions this week. Workouts interview victims. smaller teams should be duly dian Champ last year and did 12—Utah Aggies at Sal Lake Who- -Philhistorians. position would be either Ed Moy well this year during the sum tioned end-cruising by Sherman were reported by bleachers coach Daugherty, a native of Sher 13—Utah at Salt Lake awarded, principally because What—Meeting Thursday, I lan, Harry Likas, or Sam Match. mer, and played the number two did things up nicely late in the es to be the lightest of the sea man, Texas, is a junior here on 16—Creighton at Omaha they too give their time, effort vern ber 20. As to whether Moylan will reg spot for. the triumphant USF final quarter again. son. Even Coach Joe Kuharich the Hilltop, having played here 18—Bradley Tech at Peoria and skill for the alma mater like IMPROVEMENT AGAINS PROS Place -Undecided. the varsity. ister at school next January au team last year which had the is said to have been caught smil last year and of Tulsa Univer 22—Regis College at Denver thorities are in dispute, however remarkable record of 14 wins ing during an unguarded moment sity the year before. 26—Kansas at Cow Palace How -Inter-Squad Debate. The frosh looked better against See Mr. Herold for furtheri TWO ALL COASTERS he is currently rated 8th in the with only 4 losses. the Petaluma semi-pros—playing of levity. JOE DAUGHERTY 27—Oregon State at Cow U.S. To fill out the team we would Everything points to the fact "Crip," (his nickname) went to Palace tails. Talk is beginning to get around them point for point and better Harry Likas, currently rated have Don Lowenbein, who two for 52 minutes of the game. that this game with Loyola is, in Sherman High School and letter Jan. 2—Arkansas at Cow Palace concerning All-Coast candidates, ed in football and baseball, after 14th in the U.S., was the number years ago took every conceiva A straight power drive for 75 the parlance of wartime bomber 3 Oregon at Cow Palace Juniors >ote and this brings to mind two Don which he saw duty with the one player and pace setter of the ble junior title in Calif, and on yards netted the touchdown in crews, considered a milk run. 9—Santa Clara at Cow There will be a meeting gladiators who are indeed de team last year. Harry's game is the Pacific Coast. After a two week rest the Hill Marine Corps. When not pigskin- Palace Junior Class next Morn serving of top honors. Tino Sa the first quarter. much improved over last year, We also have with us George toppers will be in good physical ning the big lad likes going to a 10—Loyola at Cow Palace will be held in the audi buco and Roy Barni, both sopho Late in the first half, the Dons movie or playing bridge. and he came through this sum Kraft, the number four player capitalized on the epidemic of shape for this one. Only serious 15—Olympic Club at Kezar Activities for the coming mores, are two of the coasts top injury still hampering thc squad He is married and has a one gridders. mer to defeat his old rival, Herb for the university last year, and fumbles that struck both teams Hi—Sacramento Senators at will be discussed. The time* Flam, of UCLA, in several ma currently the Canadian Victoria is Tino Sabuco's back. (Continued on Page 5. Col. 7) Sacramento noon. Tino is an athlete of amazing to take over deep in Leghorn ter jor tournaments. He also defeat Doubles Champ, along with reach ritory. Jess Thompson sneaked natural ability. Quiet and unas ed thc European champion, Drob- ing the finals of the Stockton suming, he is a demon on de it over from the one-yard line. ny, of Czechoslovakia, in the cur tourney, and the semi-finals at But the pros came back before fense and has turned in a re rent Pacific Coast Champion markable job calling defensive Alameda. the half ended to get six by air.- IF YOU LIKE SCOTCH signals besides backing up the ships. Then he teamed up with JUNIOR CHAMP DONLET FUMBLE Pancho Segura, of Ecuador, to line, showing alertness, quick Another new student here is Old times caught up with thc judgment and a great deal of get to the semi-finals in the dou frosh in the second half. At first bles of the same tournament. Bill Green, who in 1945 captured savvy. On offense, numerous everything that Canada had to another sustained drive took plays have been run through him Match, who apparently will be them right to the enemy ten-yard ineligible, recently transferred offer in the way of junior titles. because the soft-spoken pivot Re-registering after two years line. And there a fumble headed man can be depended upon to here from Rice Institute, where things about-face. The Leghorns he led the champs of the south in the Marines is Jack Kramer, open up the necessary hole. who is well known in San Fran pushed it out to their 45, punted, land. He is currently rated 12th and took over on the Don ten and who doesn't? Coach Ed McKeever says Tino in the U.S., and holds the Nation cisco junior circles and who won is thc finest first year center he several service tourneys. when the latters' safety muffled has ever seen. He adds that Tino al Intercollegiate Doubles Title. the punt. Two plays later the Have a look at Arrow's He is rated 3rd bast Intercolle The Anderson brothers, Jim is a cinch All-American next cam and Bill, who made up the third score was 14-14. bonny new assortment of paign if he continues to develop giate player in thc U.S. CITY CHAMP doubles team last year will be Things seesawed gaily for a as he has this season. back, and yours truly, Dave while, Larry Andres and Curt Ro- TARTAN SPORTS SHIRTS Roy Barni is perhaps the* best Fighting for second position on Brown, will be again striking, out manski intercepting enemy aerial all-around back on the Don team. this "wonder" team would be for water bov. (Continued on Page 5, Col. 1) Medium weight, warm and He has developed^ into a tre rugged, these smartly styled mendously hard as well as dan sports shirts come in 12 gerous runner, showing more and more finesse with every outing. different dazzling plaids. On defense this youthful Galileo Grad is seldom fooled. A great intramurals To Start Fourth Week team player along with Tino, Roy A large crowd is expected to lead leadership. did well for the scientists how SCOTLAND deserves the honorary position in crowd the sidelines today when A sharp pass from Dick ever. the mythical backfield. two clubs, tied for league lead O'Brien to Jack Grealish in the A roaring Irish Gold turned in COMES TO THE CAMPUS! MURALS NOT LACKING ership, clash in an all-important end zone broke the ice for the an amazing 33-12 triumph over Any day you feel the urge to intramural game. The Bio Chem Reds, the play netting a good the Bio Chem last Monday as a watch some rough and rugged will meet a spunky Sodality six 20 yards. Thc Sodality, although new star was born in the person Aye, laddie! Arrow has a galaxy of new medium in what promises to be a hard- outmanned, fought back despe of Carter Corey. weight Scotch plaid sports shirts calculated to brighten football with a lot of zip and en Button-down flap pockets thusiasm in it, just guide yourself fought, evenly matched brawl rately, but in the final canto The Irish sparked by the sen your appearance and your outlook on life. down to the athletic field any day for league leadership. Manko tossed another one to sational passing and running of and smooth fitting Arrow- of the week around 12:30 and NEXT WEEK Grealish on the five, who later- Carter Corey, blasted the Bio These carefully tailored sports shirts are made with collars on every shirt! aled to Tommy Butler, who watch some lusty intramural Monday, the Foghorn, with Chem from the game after the the same know how that goes into famous Arrow Shirts. two ties, will try to outscore thc raced over untouched. first few minutes of play. football. It's a mighty fast We're "sartin" these spartan tartans will play a part in league. The gents playing don't IRS. Tuesday * the battle for Bill Reed scored the conver In the first period he flipped your winter wardrobe orlce you see one. Come in and hold back when they put on a celler champ takes place as the sion and that was the ball game. one to Jim Gartland, and added block or make a "touch tackle." Scabbard and Blade knocks Friday, a speedy Bio Chem two more TD tosses in the second see us now! heads with the Wassmann out outfit, scoring in every period, quarter to Jim Gartland and fit; Wednesday the two Irish completely outclassed a fight again to Jerry Becman. Again in See your favorite Arrou dealer for Arrow .ports stmt* Intramural League contingents clash in what prom ing but undermanned Wassmann thc fourth he picked out Jack ises to be a bloody battle; team to the tune of 36-6. Buckley in the endzone and con Thursday the Bio Chem and IRS Touchdowns were countered Statistics cluded thc scoring parade for P. S. Sect) lor your FUI copy of "The «*h«. When * W«a» tt collide, while the Wassmann and by Jim Kilday, Ed Biglieri, the Irishers by personally inter Men s C oihin. lodav—j handy ira.d, for men who like to rfrrn eniele T.'.IHI \v i. T rts i'F \-\ Foghorn wind up the fourth Frank Heggli, Vin Conlan, Jim ROBERT S. 150 SUTTER ST. cepting a pass and traveling 10 V»,k7»NVl": (0"'8e °"*- UU"'- Pe,bo* * **- '«• 'N** Soda lit v .. week of play on Friday. Byrnes. The Wassmann scored yards to paydirt. IKS i 11 LAST WEEK in the third quartr-r as Jim Man Irish i The lone Chemistry tally came I'-:s!i i. Last Thursday the Sodality sine recovered a blocked punt in the fourth as Jimmy Kilday :','n. dropped its first game of the in the end zone, incidentally the connected with Frank Heggli. Fejghi £*RQW SHIRTS and TIES II J .V !'. season as the iRS scored single only Wassmann TD in three In one of the wierdest games ':• markers in the second and games. ever witnessed on the Don field UNDERWEAR • HANDKERCHIEFS • SfOITS SUtf^ fourth quarters to gain a tie for Bob Morelli and Jim Mansine Continued on Page 5, Col. 3) men SPORT*
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They You, if you're physically lit, single, between 20 and into consideration these facts: Contrary to what come in midnight blue and look 26'/2 years old, and have completed at least one-half some people think, aviation is not overcrowded — thc requirements for a college degree from an for pilots or anyone else. Ao field is expanding blacker than black under artificial accredited institution — or pass an equivalent more rapidly or offering more profitable openings examination. light. And Roos has them in sizes to to qualified men. After Aviation Cadet training, fit Big Men, Little Men, Any Man you can compete on an equal basis with any flier 2* How long does the training last — and what in the world. on Campus! does it cover? $ You receive approximately 52 weeks' training — These are only a few of ihe advantages. Why worth $35,000 - in primary, basic and advanced 50 and up flying, along with oilier related courses designed not stop in today at your nearest L. S. Army to give you the finest background in your specialty. ami U. S. Air Force Recruiting Station and gel all the details? fi 3e> What's the story on duty after graduation? Market, Stockton & O'Farrell- vK&Qrt Mwtr* After .successful completion of the course, von v» ill be commissioned a Second Lieutenant. Officers KV- U. S. Army and U. S. Air Force Recruiting Service 6 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1917 ^ 'God, Marxism Can't Mix' Legion Post (Continued from Page 1) Cfje &an Jfranrisco Jfogfjorn contradicts himself by tell Now Underway REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING • * ing the workers of the world "to "This Post is growing by leaps National Advertising Service, Inc. unite," because "he (Marxi im and bounds." plies man has an intellect and will Tliis is the statement of appro Collect Publishers Rtpr««enUtlve to control his environment ... so bation made by Joe Valenti Com 42fl MADISON AVE. NEW YORK. N. T. that man is not determined solely mander (pro tern) of the Post, to CHICAGO - BOSTON - L08 ANl.tLtS - BAN FRANCISCO by economic conditions after all." the splendid response of the vet Mr. Sanders pointed out Marx's erans to the campaign for new inadequacies by failing to con members. DON FARBSTEIN EDITOR sider other influences of environ On Thursday evening, Novem ment such as physical, geographi Joe Mouille Managing Edit*, ber 6, the constitution was amend- Ken Bertken Sports Edit* cal, psychic and other social in td and adopted. After the adop fluences, by failing: to consider tion of the constitution, with due Ed Mogler News Edlta, the influence of heredity, and fi deliberation and debate and name Joe Feldhaus Feature Editor nally by failing to consider the for the Post was selected. soul's influence. Joe Truzzolino Art Editor By the show of hands the Post Bill Hughes Ass't Sports Edits. COMMUNISM AND POLITICS is hereby known as the Sullivan Iiast io speak was Bill Swei Post. Thus the Post is dedicated Tom Powers Ass't News Editor gert, present IRC president. Un to the memory of a deceased Wilbur McLaughlin Ass't Feature Editor der the'general topic of "The Po alumnus and a war veteran. Tony Catalli Exchange Editor litical Side of Communism," lie WHY NAMED? summarised the commie's tactics of attempted infiltrations into na Dr. J. M. Sullivan's name was Bill Walters Business Manage, tional, states, and local elections, selected because it was felt by Herb Brown Office Manage. and the Federal and State gov the majority that it of all the Bob Morelli, Jim Greaver, Bill Healy Circulation ernment's means of combating names of the University's deceas communism through their respec ed alumni was worthy of such Rev. Gerald Nagle, S.J Faculty Moderator tive Un-American Activities Com honor. Mr. N. Herold, S.J., and Mr. T. Maekin, S.J., Asa'ts Moderators mittee. Further elaborating on Dr. Sullivan, an Obstetrician by the functions of Committees, profession was called into active S T A F F Sweigert said "they have no leg duty in World War II, in June Preston Mendell, Bob Rowley, Art Kelly, Jim Raser. Dave islative or judicial powers . . . of 1941 and was then shipped their sole function is to expose." overseas in November of the Brewer, Jim Keegan, Al Jacobs, Joe Walsh. Anastaeio Ver, Mr. Sweigert also quoted on affi same year. Jr., Jimmy Ryan, Al Davis. Frank Marfin. Ed Nacey, Arie davit by one Mr. Brandhove, a He was stationed at the Gen Schooil, Bill McAndrews, Joaquin Arago. candidate for supervisor in the eral Hospital in Manila, Luzon of recent local election, which re the Philippine Islands and served vealed Communist activities there until he was shipped to Inquiries regarding advertising should be addressed to aboard our Merchant Marine Bataan to another hospital. Bill Walters, Adv. and Bus. Mgr. During his stay at Bataan he ships. The Tenny Committee's SKyline 1-3700 official report to the California was captured by the Japs and State Legislature served as meat was placed in a concentration for the remainder of Mr. Swei- camp and therein suffered brutal gert's talk. ities that were conducive to ill health. The San Francisco College for adays, SFCW's registration fa SPEAKERS COMMENDED BY MISTAKE Women Lone Mt. that is sent also reached "unprecedenh All speakers were commended While in transit from Cabatan us a copy of their bi-monthly heights, 443. By the way, gj, by faculty moderator Mr. Powell the official tabulation for ( to Maji Japan to another concen tabloid THE TOWER. As is char for their painstaking research tration camp, he was wounded number of steps leading up | and comprehensive delivery. Bill when the ship he was aboard was WORDS OF WIT AND WISDOM from Father are heard by students resting after classes in acteristic of most colleges now the summit of Lone Mt. is *\ Courtney, chairman of the Activi torpedoed, by mistake, by Amer "Jim" Giambastiani, U.S.F. student counselor, the lounge. (Courtesy Call-Bulletin). ties Committee, made appeal for ican planes. IRC members to personally ex It is interesting to note that tend invitations to student this naming of the Post as such friends to appear at future meet will carry a personal to some of (Continued from Page 2) Agnew Patients ings and give their views on Com the members of the Post, for a POT POURRI munism. few of them were brought into WHOLE YEAR DEDICATED the world by the deceased doctor. ber the name of everyone. I re be industrious, write letters t« Under Observation After the business meeting member only one name, that be senators, just write letters, and The IRC Club is devoting the ing Ichabod's. For the rest of Members or the fsychology whole school year to discussions through the facilities of the so on. Then we don't do any of the evening. I bluster and Club were well observed Satur on Communism stressing the Green and Gold the members of those things and we feel lousy. day morning, November 8, by the blunder and make excuses for theme that "the best student is the Post were served refresh Agnew State Home inmates. ments. not knowing peoples' names. I OBVIOUS REMEDY the best informed one." In addi The actual clinical observation tion to student reporters, well- AWAIT CHARTER feel lousy. I associate only with The remedy for this low feel Ichabod, who speaks only Chi lasted two hours, affording a known authorities will speak Now that the preminaries are ing (more pronounced in some brief and comprehensive study of from time to time on: over the plans for the Post will nese. than in others) is obvious. Don't eighteen inmates. Dr. Rapaport, American Federation of Teach be placed into operation as soon We set goals for ourselves in set any goal for yourself that the Rest Home's head psychia ers Union still combats commie as it is chartered by the State everything. We say we will get you can't reach and then reach trist, conducted the clinic, mak members. Council of the American Legion. "A's", get up at a certain time every single one that's left. ing it both, interesting and edu U. S. to be scene of rel'gious All veterans who do not wish every morn, shine our shoes, Well, that's all. This was sup cational. In addition to the vari conflict. to be any longer complacent are eat our spinach, smile at street posed to be a literary master ous classifications of the inmates, Karl Marx contradicts himself. urged to join. To do for them car conductors, cut down on piece. It isn't. Therefore: I feel treatments used for their cure The Semeria Room last Mon selves and for others. smoking, go to church, be polite, lousy. were discussed. day was the scene of verbal con flict. Communists local, state, national, world were attacked and denounced from the reli gious, sociological, educational, Little Moron Corner and political points of view. * a. Mohair M oron, the upholsterer's son, * was found huddled up and shivering . . . for a different kind of in his refrigerator one day. He ex •geKKTMSv?. plained by saying, "I was th-thirsty lunch, try for a P-pepsi-C-cola and was t-told it should he d-druuk when cold. Now I can drink it. I'm c-c-cold!" THELMA'S You don't have to be a moron to home cooked meals write these . . . but it helps. 82 EtSi^f^ * for each accepted we'll pay you, all brands of beverages and not a penny more.
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