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Tired of cleaning dishes at NDH? ..... Cover: Measuring Up 16 Just move to South. In 1993 the university issued the Colloquy for the Year 2000, a document that promised to have profound effects on university policy. Scholastic looks at whether the vision of the colloquy and the actions of the university have gone hand in hand. by Jared Marx Write On by Courtney Kerrigan 7 Artistic License 12 DARTing into the Future by Adam Kronk 8 , ; f f i, tf , .. Finish Line by Chelsea Dodson 11 ~··· ) (C··""~ is'':¥-!I' , ·C~.I""'··1 Ideas, Values and Images, commonly known as Core, has been ~ i . ~ For the Record by Brian Christ 14 O ;. a mainstay sophomore requisite in the College of Arts and Letters ~,~~, ",*7 "-'_'';'\'#. i -.. !If ...... ". Wrongfully Accused by Gerard Meskill for 20 years. A re-evaluation of Core's goals has brought about 23 changes this year, and nude models are only part of the story. Mouth Off by Daniel Birk 27 is now hiring: by Sarah Childress Sports Editor Building Upon-5uccess 24 Departments They seta record forhighestwinning percentage in the program's Business/Advertising Manager history, but an early exit in the NCAA tournament has had the From the Editor 2 women's basketball team pining for a second chance all off Listening In 4 Assistant Campusl Life Editor season. Check out the Irish plan for success in 2000. ND Notebook 5 by Jessica Daues Campus Watch 15 Assistant Art Editor Splinters from the Pressbox 22 Industrial Drama 28 Out of Bounds . 26 Web Designers Rarely do students direct a Mainstage Production at Washington Week in Distortion 30 Hall - .Elaine Bonifield, director of The Wafer Engine, has Calendar 31 Call 1-5029 or stop by the Scholastic office in the basement of South Dining undertaken the challenge. by Kathleen Corte Final Word 32 Hall for more information. Monet in progress Scholastic·· still remember, with great fondness, my early attempts at art. (When reading Ithis . aloud, there should be loud coughing noises around the word "at tempts.") Mrs. Mahon, my elementary school art teacher who loved cats as much as I did, wheeled her squeaky, antediluvian craft cart to our classroom each contest winners in week. I eagerly put on my smock - not that my parents would have been able each of the two to distinguish paint stains from the many grass stains I acquired during recess categories: Art and and plunged into the latest project. Photography. First My parents, bless their hearts, saved all of these unidentifiable treasures. I still place winners in each category have a clay pot with a curious sagging Editors in Chief. problem from fourth or fifth grade, and will receive Brian Christ $1,000; strange creations made exclusively of Meredith W. Salisbury. second place pipe cleaners and rubber bands tend to $700; and crop up without warning. During my third place freshman year here, my dad found a Managing Editor . Associate Editor drawing I had made when I was in the ZacharyW.Kulsrud . James JPastore,Jr. first or second grade and mailed it to me. Though I think it's just adorable, it News' Jared P. Marx, editor concerns me that my name was scrawled . SfadLParigle, assistant < ..... over it, as ~f it were a self-portrait. C~IllPU~ Life · KateL: 'Jacques, editor ..••.. . Those were the days, when not even .' KimberlyA .. ·Blackwell;assistant . being able to draw a stick figure was Spoi't~; . Christophe;i:E.Hamiltoni~iditor ." "precious." . . .'. Gerard J. MeskiH;cissistant In high school, my absolute lack of Entertainment Kara S. Zuaro I editor' ... artistic ability was no longer cute, and I '. .... Kathleen M.Corte,assistdnf . cursed every blessed official who conspired to make fine arts a requirement for D~partments: Kara S.Zuaro, editor; ' .. graduation. After searching determinedly for a loophole, I resigned myself to ...... '.. . Matthew.J: Cremer,assistant taking art. layout,' ..... Michaefp;';Griffin;:~ditor .' Mr. Kooistra was a wonderful art teacher. Oddly, he did better with art students .. Hecjth'erJ. Hogan/assistant who had some artistic ability. I will never forget the first day of class. As we sat . Agatha Noble, assistar\t,.\ ... ' at our desks scattered around the room, Mr. Kooistra strolled by to check each Photography Michael LMcNary, editor: of his diligent pupils. "This is too neat," he told someone. "Too perfect. Color . '. Bel')jamin. K. Wojcikiewicz,' assistant outside the lines." He came to someone else. "Very good, that's wonderful." GraphicArts DayidB. L~eiieYi editor, •.... Students beamed as he moved from desk to desk. Then, disaster struck. Mr. Caroline M:Wolf,'assistant . Kooistra reached my desk. . Distributi'ohMjchae.1 J.Md~arY;rnanager "Oh, my." He didn't quite know what to say, but he got out of it gracefully. "I Web Design MichaellGcmzales·.·· 'nnllSS'Ofl must be the work of the submissions should be no can see that we're going to have to grade on effort here." .' . httPV /~.nd.edu/ .. schol.astO: larger that 8 artwork can be larger. , I still chuckle to myself when I think about the High School Art Fiasco. But Contestants "submit a duplicate or thanks to Mr. Kooistra's Willingness to keep an eye on me as I worked and not publIsl)edbii~eklyat theUni~erSi;y of.. NotreDam~'arid . copy of their photographs or artwork and pririted at Ave Maria Press, Notre Dame., Ind" 465.56: The retain the original. The contestant's name; just look at the finished product, I survived the class, and it was enjoyable and . entire contents of .Scho/astlc is copyright ©1999:.AII .. iights address and telephon~'~umber must be .. educational. reserved. Nocontentsoithis .magazlne, either in whole' or in .pari, may be reproduced in any mannenitithoutwritleri consent clearly written on the bac~ of th.e entry. . • At Scholastic, we too believe in the importance of effort. The deadline for the of the piJblisher:Scho/astid does not assume liability· for Judges will take into consld~rahon that thiS IS Colloquy for the Year 2000 is rapidly approaching, and we'd rather not wait and unsolicited manuscripts or material. All correspondence should' a copy and not the original:,Winning entries just grade the final product. Jared Marx spent much time and effort researching be sent to Scholastic, LaFortune Student Center, Notre Dame,' must submit original artwork 'or photography IN46556. To be published in the nextissue, letters must be and these will become the prope{ty of the the goals of the colloquy, and his findings - as well as grades (based on effort) received by 5:00 p.m. Monday before the issue. All letters must University of Notre Dame to use as they see - begin on page 16. include the writer's name, address and phone number. All letters must be signed. Names willbe withhelq upon request in fit. By submitting your ent,'"y you a\J;ee t~at, Some students are being graded on only effort in art as Core class takes on a certain instances. For future reference; staff members favor if selected as one of the Winners, you\asslgn fine arts emphasis. Sarah Childress has the story on page 12. Also, check out Kat fire hydrants in campus decoration. Scholastic'reservesthe . all of your rights and interest in • right to edit letters for space:The subscription rate, including . and any other intellectual p Corte's preview of The Water Engine, the next play at Washington Hall, on page the literary special issue, is$20 per year. Availableback issues the artwork or photography to 28. Women's basketball looks to regain the glory of years past; Jessica Daues are $1.50 per copy; please specify volume and numbe'r, or . of Notre Dame. examines the team's prospects on page 24. date. Copies of the. annual football review are available at $5 per copy. Advertising rates available on request. The opinions Entries will not be returned. Committee expressed inScho/astic. are not necessarily.those of the. University of Notre Dame or the student body; will notify winners by February 15, 2000, and will be posted on the Notre Dame Public Relations website http:www.nd.edu/-prinfo/. Cover pho,to by Brian Christ Coyer design by Michael <3ri~fIn . 2 Scholastic From the Editor Advertisement Scholastic 3 Monet in progress Scholastic·· still remember, with great fondness, my early attempts at art. (When reading Ithis . aloud, there should be loud coughing noises around the word "at tempts.") Mrs. Mahon, my elementary school art teacher who loved cats as much as I did, wheeled her squeaky, antediluvian craft cart to our classroom each contest winners in week. I eagerly put on my smock - not that my parents would have been able each of the two to distinguish paint stains from the many grass stains I acquired during recess categories: Art and and plunged into the latest project. Photography. First My parents, bless their hearts, saved all of these unidentifiable treasures. I still place winners in each category have a clay pot with a curious sagging Editors in Chief. problem from fourth or fifth grade, and will receive Brian Christ $1,000; strange creations made exclusively of Meredith W. Salisbury. second place pipe cleaners and rubber bands tend to $700; and crop up without warning. During my third place freshman year here, my dad found a Managing Editor . Associate Editor drawing I had made when I was in the ZacharyW.Kulsrud . James JPastore,Jr. first or second grade and mailed it to me. Though I think it's just adorable, it News' Jared P. Marx, editor concerns me that my name was scrawled . SfadLParigle, assistant < ..... over it, as ~f it were a self-portrait. C~IllPU~ Life · KateL: 'Jacques, editor ..••.. . Those were the days, when not even .' KimberlyA .. ·Blackwell;assistant . being able to draw a stick figure was Spoi't~; . Christophe;i:E.Hamiltoni~iditor ." "precious." . . .'. Gerard J. MeskiH;cissistant In high school, my absolute lack of Entertainment Kara S. Zuaro I editor' ... artistic ability was no longer cute, and I '. .... Kathleen M.Corte,assistdnf . cursed every blessed official who conspired to make fine arts a requirement for D~partments: Kara S.Zuaro, editor; ' .. graduation. After searching determinedly for a loophole, I resigned myself to ...... '.. . Matthew.J: Cremer,assistant taking art. layout,' ..... Michaefp;';Griffin;:~ditor .' Mr. Kooistra was a wonderful art teacher. Oddly, he did better with art students .. Hecjth'erJ. Hogan/assistant who had some artistic ability. I will never forget the first day of class. As we sat . Agatha Noble, assistar\t,.\ ... ' at our desks scattered around the room, Mr. Kooistra strolled by to check each Photography Michael LMcNary, editor: of his diligent pupils. "This is too neat," he told someone. "Too perfect. Color . '. Bel')jamin. K. Wojcikiewicz,' assistant outside the lines." He came to someone else. "Very good, that's wonderful." GraphicArts DayidB. L~eiieYi editor, •.... Students beamed as he moved from desk to desk. Then, disaster struck. Mr. Caroline M:Wolf,'assistant . Kooistra reached my desk. . Distributi'ohMjchae.1 J.Md~arY;rnanager "Oh, my." He didn't quite know what to say, but he got out of it gracefully. "I Web Design MichaellGcmzales·.·· 'nnllSS'Ofl must be the work of the submissions should be no can see that we're going to have to grade on effort here." .' . httPV /~.nd.edu/ .. schol.astO: larger that 8 artwork can be larger. , I still chuckle to myself when I think about the High School Art Fiasco. But Contestants "submit a duplicate or thanks to Mr. Kooistra's Willingness to keep an eye on me as I worked and not publIsl)edbii~eklyat theUni~erSi;y of.. NotreDam~'arid . copy of their photographs or artwork and pririted at Ave Maria Press, Notre Dame., Ind" 465.56: The retain the original. The contestant's name; just look at the finished product, I survived the class, and it was enjoyable and . entire contents of .Scho/astlc is copyright ©1999:.AII .. iights address and telephon~'~umber must be .. educational. reserved. Nocontentsoithis .magazlne, either in whole' or in .pari, may be reproduced in any mannenitithoutwritleri consent clearly written on the bac~ of th.e entry. . • At Scholastic, we too believe in the importance of effort. The deadline for the of the piJblisher:Scho/astid does not assume liability· for Judges will take into consld~rahon that thiS IS Colloquy for the Year 2000 is rapidly approaching, and we'd rather not wait and unsolicited manuscripts or material. All correspondence should' a copy and not the original:,Winning entries just grade the final product. Jared Marx spent much time and effort researching be sent to Scholastic, LaFortune Student Center, Notre Dame,' must submit original artwork 'or photography IN46556. To be published in the nextissue, letters must be and these will become the prope{ty of the the goals of the colloquy, and his findings - as well as grades (based on effort) received by 5:00 p.m. Monday before the issue. All letters must University of Notre Dame to use as they see - begin on page 16. include the writer's name, address and phone number. All letters must be signed. Names willbe withhelq upon request in fit. By submitting your ent,'"y you a\J;ee t~at, Some students are being graded on only effort in art as Core class takes on a certain instances. For future reference; staff members favor if selected as one of the Winners, you\asslgn fine arts emphasis. Sarah Childress has the story on page 12. Also, check out Kat fire hydrants in campus decoration. Scholastic'reservesthe . all of your rights and interest in • right to edit letters for space:The subscription rate, including . and any other intellectual p Corte's preview of The Water Engine, the next play at Washington Hall, on page the literary special issue, is$20 per year. Availableback issues the artwork or photography to 28. Women's basketball looks to regain the glory of years past; Jessica Daues are $1.50 per copy; please specify volume and numbe'r, or . of Notre Dame. examines the team's prospects on page 24. date. Copies of the. annual football review are available at $5 per copy. Advertising rates available on request. The opinions Entries will not be returned. Committee expressed inScho/astic. are not necessarily.those of the. University of Notre Dame or the student body; will notify winners by February 15, 2000, and will be posted on the Notre Dame Public Relations website http:www.nd.edu/-prinfo/. Cover pho,to by Brian Christ Coyer design by Michael <3ri~fIn . 2 Scholastic From the Editor Advertisement Scholastic 3 COFFEE AND CANTOS Q&A - lQuestions with - The Rhyming Game SLF moves coffeehouse to Huddle

floud, overcrowded Thursday nights at house" to create a more intimate setting. the Huddle seem too few and far be The open mike was also discarded for prac I a:> tween, get ready for one event that will tical reasons. Instead, anyone who wants to z..: "After watching George Bush Jr. get am o "We're masochistic or something." ::;; fill in the gap between AcoustiCafes. Notre read during coffeehouse can sign up for a w bushed last Thursday, we probably ought to ><:: "Well, you are Catholic, aren't you?" Dame students will still be taking the stage IS-minute time slot. SLF committee mem ~ put some parameters on this press confer - professor s response to a and the focus will be on lyrics, as always, bers will be inside both dining halls on ence. From now on, I am not going to answer but of a different sort; the Sophomore Liter November 10 and 11 with sign-up sheets. students statement ary Festival will host its annual coffeehouse This doesn't mean that poets and writers Brought to you by the letter 0 any questions about who heads foreign coun in Lafortune on Tuesday, November 16 aren't allowed to create on the spur of the tries." with poetry readings. moment, though. In keeping with the idea of John Hooker is afirst year grad student in The coffeehouse was held at Reckers last a slam, those who have signed up are free to the MFA program, and he recently has been - Bob Davie in his weekly press conference year, but SLF committee members decided invent impromptu poems when their time elevated to the level of campus celebrity. to move it to LaFortune this year. "People comes. As Branch says, "You can sign up to He's the man responsible for the big white gather in LaFortune more than in Reckers," be spontaneous." '0' on South Quad (the title ofwhich is '0'). explains SLF Chairperson Sara Branch. By Participants in coffeehouse, which will He did his undergrad work at Southwest "What do we really need to survive? Okay, "If you don't want to see it in the Times, don't making the move, the committee hopes to be held from 8:00 to 10:00 p.m., are encour Missouri State. In our interview with John, the Gap." do it." draw a larger audience for the students who aged to read from their own writings, but are he spoke freely about the first donut-looking read at coffeehouse. When SLF decided to not limited to these. "It can be reading of piece he's done here at Notre Dame and - government professor - motto of the Aspen Times host the first coffeehouse, the committee any sort," assures Branch. "You can read showed an amazing reluctance to cut his ear discussing Rousseau members looked to imitate a poetry slam. At your own stuff or just something that you off. He also swears that any resemblance a slam, an open mike is provided and any like." between the '0' and the portal in the Star one present can step 'up to read or create Those who are interested only in listening Trek episode 'City on the Edge of Forever' spontaneously one's poetry. The committee can expect an entertaining night as well. is purely coincidental. "I'm majoring in alcohol, minoring in nicotine." hoped this would provide a forum for stu SLF will provide coffee and the committee dent writers who might not be able to par plans to add homey touches such as lamps What was your inspiration forthe piece? - overheard student at Senior Bar ticipate in the festival as readers. "During and rugs to the stage to help create a more It has to do with the cross between math the actual festival, there are very limited intimate setting. ematics and religion. Kind of like spaces for Notre Dame poets, authors and The coffeehouse promises to be an inter Stonehenge and Easter Island. I was think playwrights to showcase their work," says esting alternative to the usual Tuesday night, ing about what I wanted to do, doing a kind committee member Amy Sellers. "Coffee for both readers and listeners alike. So when of word association with anything relating "In 1976 for Halloween I was a peanut. And "Where you are invited to listen, look, and ask house draws upon those voices that might heading over to the Huddle for a caffeine fix to circles, sun, moon, orbit, etc. Anything I I wasn't the only peanut. There were lots of questions, and where there will also be good not be heard and allows more people to on November 16, this time fill up on poetry, could think of. them." share their creations." too. things to eat." SLF took the idea of the poetry slam and So it's not about sex? - professor on the popularity of -posted invitation promising all the revamped it, changing the name to "coffee- - Kathleen Corte Not unless you want it to be. Jimmy Carter, peanut farmer benefits of attending Has O'Neill Hall contacted you about a Medieval Studies lecture ,,;'~\!?S~01'~-,~~\~~~~'GS'~,;:.<: ..·,: i::':::,:,:' ;,"'\':;:,.'."<" ,:>,;'"',,',, :,~\ ':",', :",;.; .',', ".:,': ':.., mounting your sculpture on their dorm? iH,~&es~:~e~~Y/::·,'1.U::'~:;;i :.W;h~/~)Ji~,;n~~i(4ep~t.t;n.eni, inoyes .. h~~~'nex~:#~~r, the ." No, not yet. That would be great, though. I 1 don't know how long it'll stay out in front "H"u':r'l:e'.. ~ (>,:;:,~,', ';"~ "\::;':\~:I:/·;;~<-b;"ame.·oftl:ie~'9GMB·vpilL ri1a1ee e,ven le~s s~nse:- .. ,:. "', ,"·.. ;l " " "It would be really funny if she got dragged in "Even while drunk, I am still a great perceiver :' /\. '.... __~, ~~ ".. '-. :~:~';i.:"::':.~~\ ._~~';.... :);; '.. :~ .'.:,.:':"j :.:.~~' "';'''''' ): ~.~'~, ~'. ~ : ~ .J'~'_~''-: ~:' . ,~' ''- .... _~~ "" _' ._i l::~.~ _,~'., ::.:~, . ,~: ::.'_ ~':'M : I •• [of Riley]. 1.8(5;" .' ...... BobI?~Yieandthe IriSh hope that the BCSColr:putei- that there. You know, as long as she didn'tlose any of football." (. .'. '\ -;:/:,.,.....deterrntnesthe.teams.thatgotothe top boJ,tfZps notX2I( What are your future plans for the sculp d S limbs or anything." - overheard at the Navy gamefrom a !5.tan lng . . compliant: ...... ',' .' .' ...... ture? I'm trying to get it into some other outdoor - student in SDH watching kitchen worker student who correctly called an illegal exhibits, hopefully in Chicago. There might straightening trays on the dish racks procedure flag against ND ~\~:1('lf'I~I.t}i1r.~~ltl'r,; be a letter 'L' or 'T'. later on. I haven't thought about a coffee cup companion piece. tPA Rti .• ng. " ,;:""" .·.t':·'·}·.··':,.···~dt~::;~:~e;:;i:!:iJm~r~;~~~d·tdlktJ·~ o~,the phdne,:. I considered calling the NDSP and seeing if continued on next page - L:.:.. .. ~c..:.... ,:~jL,~~ .. ~.~ .. :...~:~~ .. L... ~:,:.~ .. , .... :.:L,':'L." ...._. ,_"" .. ':'.: ,..~. ~:':: ~" ___ ,;"" .. :~ : .. ., .,~;, .• ,...... "..... c. :.,.. C.'__ ' , •. C.... :, ~_... _ 4 Scholastic Listening In . Notebook Scholastic 5 Q&A BIG BUSINESS continued from previous page they wanted to have a photo shoot with it. Top of the Class What's it made of, how much does it COBA recognized by top business magazines Write On weigh, and how much were the materi aLs? ith recent acknowledgements "Notre Dame really prepared us, espe Journalism concentration is guaranteed its tenure It has a steel armature inside and is covered W from several prestigious bus i- cially once we got to the national level," with concrete. There is no cream filling ness organizations, Notre says Wietzke. "Almost all of the accounting thanks to an endowment in honor of a distinguished alum inside, but I wish there was. It weighs about Dame business majors can rest assured that professors were there to critique us and pre- a ton and we have to move it by forklift. It certain campus stereotypes are just that. pare us on a personal and individual level." cost about seven hundred dollars. In an annual survey entitled "Beyond Wietzke says that the question and an- "I am grateful to my children for endow philosophical concerns related to the prac Grey Pinstripes: Preparing MBAs for So- swerportion of the competition settheNotre BY COURTNEY KERRIGAN ing [the program] ... in my name, and grate tice of journalism. Some of the classes al That's pretty cheap for a ton. Who's your cial and Environmental Stewardship," Dame students apart from the rest. "Not bserver News Editor Tim Logan ful, also, to my alma mater for her lifetime ready available in the concentration include favorite artist? COBA was honored by WRI and ISlE for its only were we prepared, but on the portions Oplans to pursue a career in journal guiding hand," Gallivan says. Fundamentals of Journalism, Broadcast Isamu Noguchi. He's a pretty famous stone commitment to societal business issues, in- that you couldn't prepare for, we all really ism following graduation. He has According to Program Director Robert Journalism, Writing and Editing, Literary sculptor, he did the monument at the epicen cluding loan forgiveness programs, intem- knew the information and were able to go high hopes for his career, but he realizes that Schmuhl, the endowment will expand ex Journalism, Television in American Cul ter of Hiroshima. ship funding, experiential leaming models, that extra step." his career probably will have humble begin tensively the opportunities for students in ture and Online America. community service and faculty research and This first place award led COBA to be nings. "When I graduate I' d love to work for terested in journalism professions. "The Loubel Cruz, a senior in the program, is Who's your favorite Ninja TurtLe? publications. Notre Dame was one of only 10 cited in a survey by Public Accounting Re the New York Times, but they're just not thrust of the endowment is to answer the considering a career in journalism but is Wow. That's a great question. Since they're schools nationwide to receive the highest rank- port as the number-one choice for compa- going to hire me," Logan says. To make his needs of students who are interested in ca glad the program is a concentration and not all named after artists, I think I like them all. ing on the survey. nies recruiting accounting majors. way up in the field, Logan will have to get reers ofjournalism through student scholar a major. Cruz, who is considering being a "I want to acknowledge the College of "Accountancy at Notre Dame has a long the all-important "foot in the door," and ships, internship support, program support reporter or a media attorney, believes that Do you caLL it fried dough orfunneL cake? Business faculty ... because it is their values history of excellence," says KPMG Chair that's where Notre Dame just might be able and administrative support," Schmuhl says. the grounding she has received in her Ameri Funnel cake, definitely. Fried dough? That's and efforts to incorporate social service ... man Thomas F. Schaefer. "Notre Dame's to help. The program, which the College of Arts can Studies major is important. "My major the dumbest thing I've ever heard. that allow this award to be possible," says number-one ranking by recruiters reflect Logan is earning a concentration in J our and Letters formally approved as a five has given me a more versatile area of study COBA Dean Carolyn Woo. the high regard business professionals have nalism, Ethics and Democracy. The con course concentration injournalism in 1998, than a journalism major could have ever What do you think of the sensation atthe The COBA alumni network also received for our students and programs. A big part of centration will aid Logan and other aspiring already has a distinct Notre Dame flavor. done," she says. "Journalism classes can BrookLyn Museum of Art? recognition from the BusinessWeek Guide to our success is the fact that our graduates journalists in their career search, but until "From the start, [those involved in the pro only teach you so much about the profession It's a win-win situation, both for the artist the Best Business Schools, who ranked the perform exceedingly well in the business recently there was no _guarantee that the gram] wanted to do something distinctive while a liberal arts major can give you a and for Giuliani. Giuliani's in the paper school fifth in the U.S. in student satisfaction. world." concentration would be available to future and in character with the Notre Dame spirit," tremendous background that you can use every day, in Time and CNN, promoting Three COBA students also were recog- These honots are proof of what other students. That is, until the concentration says Schmuhl, who is also a professor and for anything." himself. And for the artist, that's going to nizedrecentlyfortheirefforts:seniorsGabriel Notre Dame students won't always admit: recently had its future ensured by a grant the department chair ·of American Studies. One surefire benefit of the program is the make the history books now. As for the Alejandro, Erica Sciola and Kevin Wietzke that COBA students are at the top of their from the family of John W. Gallivan. "We included in the title, Journalism, Ethics contacts students can make with the mem material, it doesn't bother me at all. took first place in the Deloitte & Touche class. The program, which is to be endowed in and Democracy, so that students would think bers of the program's high-powered advi National Student Case Competition. - Kate Walter Gallivan's name, began in 1997 with a three about relationships among journalism, the sory committee. Composed solely of Notre NothingbeatsLyinginapoolinsumme~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ year grant from the John S. and James L. moral collection of information and respon Dame graduates, members include Tom floating in an inner tube, does it, John? DOMELIGHTS _ Knight Foundation. Additional gifts from sibilities that news people have in our soci Bettag, executive producer of NBC's (Contemplative pause) Nothing. k· t h G d family members Michael and Sharee ety." Nightline; Bill Dwyre, sports editor at the M Los Angeles Times; John McMeel, presi --:J,,,miah Conway and Jason Hanuwn''', a 1n 9 e ra e Gallivan, Ned and Gay Gallivan Gallivan concurs on the ethical objec McDonough and Tim and Pam Gallivan tives of the program. "It is my ardent wish dent of Universal Press Syndicate; Matthew will extend the work of the program by that the program be dedicated to the restora Storin, editor of the Boston Globe; Kelley Percentage of undergraduate courses in which half or more providing scholarship assistance and intern tion of public trust in journalism," he says. Tuthill, a reporter at WCVB-TV in Boston; students received anA or A- during the Spring 1999 semester ship support to students. In addition, the gift "To that end, may these programs be con Don Wycliff, editorial page editor at the will underwrite the program's administra ducted so as to inspire all journalists to Chicago Tribune; and, of course, the new College of Engineering Teri Larkin was a second-year MFA student 3601% tive costs, allow the university to sponsor abide by a strict code of fairness and integ est member, John W. Gallivan. in 1981 when she was interviewed by Scho journalism conferences, lectures and publi rity to faithfully, fearlessly and fulsomely But with all these high-level contacts, lastic. Larkin's specialty was painting, and . /C~LLege of Business Admi~istratJon. 42Q9 % cations, and add courses to the Journalism, deliver the daily news report with full attri Logan realizes that he probably won't be she explained how she approached her art: Ethics and Democracy concentration. bution and conscientious objectivity." working too high up too soon. Logan hopes Y __ : - '.' .... . -, . College of Science "Because toys are like human beings, 4502% John W. Gallivan,a 1937 Notre Dame Logan thinks the ethical issues discussed that the endowment will be able to provide painting and drawing groups of them is like graduat~, has strong ties to the journalism in the program are one of its unique strengths. more classes in the program, including ones creating human situations or telling stories. . ' - . - .' School of Architecture 5000% field. He is chairman of the board and pub "I'm glad I'm at Notre Dame to study the that discuss how journalism operates on the ... Story telling adds another dimension to lisher emeritus of the Keams Tribune Cor ethical issues [of journalism]," Logan says . ground level. "I'd love to be a syndicated my painting and drawing and makes it ac~ 6208% poration, which he joined immediately after "I wouldn't want to go to a state school to columnist, but there's a need for focus on cessible to more people." graduating from Notre Dame. He served as learn about ethics." real community journalism." And with the Included in the October 1981 issue of the publisher of the Salt Lake City Tribune The concentration, open to students both aid of the endowment, this and other Scholastic were some of Larkin's illustra from 1960 to 1984, as well as working in within and outside ofthe American Studies -possiblities have the chance to be realities in tions: "The Unexpected Visitor," "Cootie at nearly every other position at the newspa major, combines professional training in the near future. 0 Bay" and "Cootie Mania." Source: Institutional Research per. journalistic skills ancI an examination of Zac Kllisrud contributed to this stOly. 6 Scholastic Notebook News Scholastic 7 Q&A BIG BUSINESS continued from previous page they wanted to have a photo shoot with it. Top of the Class What's it made of, how much does it COBA recognized by top business magazines Write On weigh, and how much were the materi aLs? ith recent acknowledgements "Notre Dame really prepared us, espe Journalism concentration is guaranteed its tenure It has a steel armature inside and is covered W from several prestigious bus i- cially once we got to the national level," with concrete. There is no cream filling ness organizations, Notre says Wietzke. "Almost all of the accounting thanks to an endowment in honor of a distinguished alum inside, but I wish there was. It weighs about Dame business majors can rest assured that professors were there to critique us and pre- a ton and we have to move it by forklift. It certain campus stereotypes are just that. pare us on a personal and individual level." cost about seven hundred dollars. In an annual survey entitled "Beyond Wietzke says that the question and an- "I am grateful to my children for endow philosophical concerns related to the prac Grey Pinstripes: Preparing MBAs for So- swerportion of the competition settheNotre BY COURTNEY KERRIGAN ing [the program] ... in my name, and grate tice of journalism. Some of the classes al That's pretty cheap for a ton. Who's your cial and Environmental Stewardship," Dame students apart from the rest. "Not bserver News Editor Tim Logan ful, also, to my alma mater for her lifetime ready available in the concentration include favorite artist? COBA was honored by WRI and ISlE for its only were we prepared, but on the portions Oplans to pursue a career in journal guiding hand," Gallivan says. Fundamentals of Journalism, Broadcast Isamu Noguchi. He's a pretty famous stone commitment to societal business issues, in- that you couldn't prepare for, we all really ism following graduation. He has According to Program Director Robert Journalism, Writing and Editing, Literary sculptor, he did the monument at the epicen cluding loan forgiveness programs, intem- knew the information and were able to go high hopes for his career, but he realizes that Schmuhl, the endowment will expand ex Journalism, Television in American Cul ter of Hiroshima. ship funding, experiential leaming models, that extra step." his career probably will have humble begin tensively the opportunities for students in ture and Online America. community service and faculty research and This first place award led COBA to be nings. "When I graduate I' d love to work for terested in journalism professions. "The Loubel Cruz, a senior in the program, is Who's your favorite Ninja TurtLe? publications. Notre Dame was one of only 10 cited in a survey by Public Accounting Re the New York Times, but they're just not thrust of the endowment is to answer the considering a career in journalism but is Wow. That's a great question. Since they're schools nationwide to receive the highest rank- port as the number-one choice for compa- going to hire me," Logan says. To make his needs of students who are interested in ca glad the program is a concentration and not all named after artists, I think I like them all. ing on the survey. nies recruiting accounting majors. way up in the field, Logan will have to get reers ofjournalism through student scholar a major. Cruz, who is considering being a "I want to acknowledge the College of "Accountancy at Notre Dame has a long the all-important "foot in the door," and ships, internship support, program support reporter or a media attorney, believes that Do you caLL it fried dough orfunneL cake? Business faculty ... because it is their values history of excellence," says KPMG Chair that's where Notre Dame just might be able and administrative support," Schmuhl says. the grounding she has received in her Ameri Funnel cake, definitely. Fried dough? That's and efforts to incorporate social service ... man Thomas F. Schaefer. "Notre Dame's to help. The program, which the College of Arts can Studies major is important. "My major the dumbest thing I've ever heard. that allow this award to be possible," says number-one ranking by recruiters reflect Logan is earning a concentration in J our and Letters formally approved as a five has given me a more versatile area of study COBA Dean Carolyn Woo. the high regard business professionals have nalism, Ethics and Democracy. The con course concentration injournalism in 1998, than a journalism major could have ever What do you think of the sensation atthe The COBA alumni network also received for our students and programs. A big part of centration will aid Logan and other aspiring already has a distinct Notre Dame flavor. done," she says. "Journalism classes can BrookLyn Museum of Art? recognition from the BusinessWeek Guide to our success is the fact that our graduates journalists in their career search, but until "From the start, [those involved in the pro only teach you so much about the profession It's a win-win situation, both for the artist the Best Business Schools, who ranked the perform exceedingly well in the business recently there was no _guarantee that the gram] wanted to do something distinctive while a liberal arts major can give you a and for Giuliani. Giuliani's in the paper school fifth in the U.S. in student satisfaction. world." concentration would be available to future and in character with the Notre Dame spirit," tremendous background that you can use every day, in Time and CNN, promoting Three COBA students also were recog- These honots are proof of what other students. That is, until the concentration says Schmuhl, who is also a professor and for anything." himself. And for the artist, that's going to nizedrecentlyfortheirefforts:seniorsGabriel Notre Dame students won't always admit: recently had its future ensured by a grant the department chair ·of American Studies. One surefire benefit of the program is the make the history books now. As for the Alejandro, Erica Sciola and Kevin Wietzke that COBA students are at the top of their from the family of John W. Gallivan. "We included in the title, Journalism, Ethics contacts students can make with the mem material, it doesn't bother me at all. took first place in the Deloitte & Touche class. The program, which is to be endowed in and Democracy, so that students would think bers of the program's high-powered advi National Student Case Competition. - Kate Walter Gallivan's name, began in 1997 with a three about relationships among journalism, the sory committee. Composed solely of Notre NothingbeatsLyinginapoolinsumme~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ year grant from the John S. and James L. moral collection of information and respon Dame graduates, members include Tom floating in an inner tube, does it, John? DOMELIGHTS _ Knight Foundation. Additional gifts from sibilities that news people have in our soci Bettag, executive producer of NBC's (Contemplative pause) Nothing. k· t h G d family members Michael and Sharee ety." Nightline; Bill Dwyre, sports editor at the M Los Angeles Times; John McMeel, presi --:J,,,miah Conway and Jason Hanuwn''', a 1n 9 e ra e Gallivan, Ned and Gay Gallivan Gallivan concurs on the ethical objec McDonough and Tim and Pam Gallivan tives of the program. "It is my ardent wish dent of Universal Press Syndicate; Matthew will extend the work of the program by that the program be dedicated to the restora Storin, editor of the Boston Globe; Kelley Percentage of undergraduate courses in which half or more providing scholarship assistance and intern tion of public trust in journalism," he says. Tuthill, a reporter at WCVB-TV in Boston; students received anA or A- during the Spring 1999 semester ship support to students. In addition, the gift "To that end, may these programs be con Don Wycliff, editorial page editor at the will underwrite the program's administra ducted so as to inspire all journalists to Chicago Tribune; and, of course, the new College of Engineering Teri Larkin was a second-year MFA student 3601% tive costs, allow the university to sponsor abide by a strict code of fairness and integ est member, John W. Gallivan. in 1981 when she was interviewed by Scho journalism conferences, lectures and publi rity to faithfully, fearlessly and fulsomely But with all these high-level contacts, lastic. Larkin's specialty was painting, and . /C~LLege of Business Admi~istratJon. 42Q9 % cations, and add courses to the Journalism, deliver the daily news report with full attri Logan realizes that he probably won't be she explained how she approached her art: Ethics and Democracy concentration. bution and conscientious objectivity." working too high up too soon. Logan hopes Y __ : - '.' .... . -, . College of Science "Because toys are like human beings, 4502% John W. Gallivan,a 1937 Notre Dame Logan thinks the ethical issues discussed that the endowment will be able to provide painting and drawing groups of them is like graduat~, has strong ties to the journalism in the program are one of its unique strengths. more classes in the program, including ones creating human situations or telling stories. . ' - . - .' School of Architecture 5000% field. He is chairman of the board and pub "I'm glad I'm at Notre Dame to study the that discuss how journalism operates on the ... Story telling adds another dimension to lisher emeritus of the Keams Tribune Cor ethical issues [of journalism]," Logan says . ground level. "I'd love to be a syndicated my painting and drawing and makes it ac~ 6208% poration, which he joined immediately after "I wouldn't want to go to a state school to columnist, but there's a need for focus on cessible to more people." graduating from Notre Dame. He served as learn about ethics." real community journalism." And with the Included in the October 1981 issue of the publisher of the Salt Lake City Tribune The concentration, open to students both aid of the endowment, this and other Scholastic were some of Larkin's illustra from 1960 to 1984, as well as working in within and outside ofthe American Studies -possiblities have the chance to be realities in tions: "The Unexpected Visitor," "Cootie at nearly every other position at the newspa major, combines professional training in the near future. 0 Bay" and "Cootie Mania." Source: Institutional Research per. journalistic skills ancI an examination of Zac Kllisrud contributed to this stOly. 6 Scholastic Notebook News Scholastic 7 Spring 200 I as the first pro jected semester for which the new system will be used. But don't be impatient. It used to be a lot worse. Before DART was introduced in 1989, students filled in their desired classes on bubble grids. These forms were pro cessed and class lists were Progress is underway to improve class registration compiled. Professors, looking at these lists, would then cross and end the horrors ofDART off a certain number of names. Come the next semester, stu dents would get a list of their classes - sometimes one, sometimes seven or eight. sive. The advantage: a system that doesn't cial development, for with the current two BY ADAM KRONK Because there was no way to require changes to existing databases and tier architecture, any change to the end-user know which classes would be C.::J hink of the future. Imagine a time perfectly suits the school's needs. The alter display requires are-working of the central full, students were forced to !! in which DARTing doesn't drive native is to buy a pre-made system and tailor s: database. In English: to change the way ~ fill in more classes than they m LJ you to insanity. Incessant busy sig it to fit specific requirements. Wake Forest your screen looks when you register, you s: wanted. C) nals don't plague your ears and mock your uses such a package from Software Re have to go in and change the entire z This system was deemed » redial button. That ominous sound, only search Northwest (SRN), an information mainframe's layout. :!1 unreasonable, and the univer comparable to the "Whammy" noise on systems company based in Seattle. Notre Dame is working closely with SRN sity introduced "check-marking." With this wanted most. Students camped out and lines But as Steinke says, "DART has had its Press Your Luck, doesn't deny you access to Why buy pre-made? Like any computer on integrating one of its existing products to policy, students could wait in long lines and became unrUly. Finally, when several stu good run. It's time for a new system." every class you have on the three contingent based project, "It's like hitting a moving fit university needs. To Steinke, "It makes receive computer cards giving them guar dents were pushed through doors and As countless students would respond: schedules you had prepared so diligently target: new capabilities are coming out all sense. It'll do a lot of what we want, work anteed access to one or two classes that they trampled, pART was implemented. Amen. . 0 (thinking you had covered all the bases). the time," says Steinke. This makes spend ing with our current data systems." Over the You don't even have to whine to your room ing big to repeatedly hand-code original coming months, ND will conduct tests and mates about getting the last possible DART systems unnecessary. One such capability produce mock programs to judge their ef Afraid you'll go blank? Visit us before you get overwhelmed! time for the sixth semester in a row. on the horizon of computer technology is /2- fecti veness. Instead, picture yourself in front of your tiered architecture. Whereas current sys There's no big rush to implement the computer on the appointed DART day. Calm tems rely on direct interface between the system. Notre Dame, like the rest of the and cool, you access the web, type in your user screen and the mainframe (two tiers), world, is "frozen for Y2K until at least The Notre Dame Writing Center is dedicated to helping all AFS ID and password, and DART your future systems will have "middle men" pro February ," Steinke says. Assuming the world Visit the students improve their writing. Writing tutors help students with brains out. No IS-minute window of time cessors to relay information. This is a cru- doesn't end, progress will continue with writing projects at any stage during the writing process. From suffocates your mind while a laughably understanding the assignment, to organizing materials, to cri slow, digital voice reads off class times tiquing the "final" draft, we are here to guide you through the and call numbers. Your schedule takes process. form before your eyes on the screen. If Writing your first choice is full, you can search by In helping you improve your papers, we will read your paper with time, professor, ..department or related you, talk about your ideas, and offer informed comments. We're class. You even can see how many places available to help no matter what stage of the process you are at, are left in each class at that very moment Center whether selecting a topic, shaping your argument, working with (not 20 minutes earlier, as on IrishLink). sources, figuring out your audience, or revising your paper. If you went to Wake Forest or the Location Times University of Minnesota, you wouldn't Alumni Hall Sun - Thurs 7-10 p.m. Because our goal is to help you learn how to improve your own be dreaming. And in roughly a year, says Knott Hall Sun - Thurs 7-10 p.m. writing, we do not proofread, edit, or fix your grammar. But we Assistant Registrar Don Steinke, neither will help teach you how to do these things, and work with you on Center for Social Mon, Wed, Thurs will the students of Notre Dame. Though any other concerns you may have. We do not evaluate, grade, plans are, according to Steinke, still in Concerns 7-10 p.m. or take the place of regular coursework. We are a resource for the "functional requirements testing DeBartolo B012 Mon - Thurs 1 - 4 p.m. helping you to express your ideas more clearly and effectively. mode," ND' s Office ofInformation Tech (basement) nology "certainly has a clear idea" of a potential system for class registration. Two options exist for designing a sys i i tem. Schools like Harvard have opted to Visit us on the web at: build programs from scratch - a process that is both time-consuming and expen- http://www.nd.edu/ -writing 8 Scholastic News News Scholastic 9 Spring 200 I as the first pro jected semester for which the new system will be used. But don't be impatient. It used to be a lot worse. Before DART was introduced in 1989, students filled in their desired classes on bubble grids. These forms were pro cessed and class lists were Progress is underway to improve class registration compiled. Professors, looking at these lists, would then cross and end the horrors ofDART off a certain number of names. Come the next semester, stu dents would get a list of their classes - sometimes one, sometimes seven or eight. sive. The advantage: a system that doesn't cial development, for with the current two BY ADAM KRONK Because there was no way to require changes to existing databases and tier architecture, any change to the end-user know which classes would be C.::J hink of the future. Imagine a time perfectly suits the school's needs. The alter display requires are-working of the central full, students were forced to !! in which DARTing doesn't drive native is to buy a pre-made system and tailor s: database. In English: to change the way ~ fill in more classes than they m LJ you to insanity. Incessant busy sig it to fit specific requirements. Wake Forest your screen looks when you register, you s: wanted. C) nals don't plague your ears and mock your uses such a package from Software Re have to go in and change the entire z This system was deemed » redial button. That ominous sound, only search Northwest (SRN), an information mainframe's layout. :!1 unreasonable, and the univer comparable to the "Whammy" noise on systems company based in Seattle. Notre Dame is working closely with SRN sity introduced "check-marking." With this wanted most. Students camped out and lines But as Steinke says, "DART has had its Press Your Luck, doesn't deny you access to Why buy pre-made? Like any computer on integrating one of its existing products to policy, students could wait in long lines and became unrUly. Finally, when several stu good run. It's time for a new system." every class you have on the three contingent based project, "It's like hitting a moving fit university needs. To Steinke, "It makes receive computer cards giving them guar dents were pushed through doors and As countless students would respond: schedules you had prepared so diligently target: new capabilities are coming out all sense. It'll do a lot of what we want, work anteed access to one or two classes that they trampled, pART was implemented. Amen. . 0 (thinking you had covered all the bases). the time," says Steinke. This makes spend ing with our current data systems." Over the You don't even have to whine to your room ing big to repeatedly hand-code original coming months, ND will conduct tests and mates about getting the last possible DART systems unnecessary. One such capability produce mock programs to judge their ef Afraid you'll go blank? Visit us before you get overwhelmed! time for the sixth semester in a row. on the horizon of computer technology is /2- fecti veness. Instead, picture yourself in front of your tiered architecture. Whereas current sys There's no big rush to implement the computer on the appointed DART day. Calm tems rely on direct interface between the system. Notre Dame, like the rest of the and cool, you access the web, type in your user screen and the mainframe (two tiers), world, is "frozen for Y2K until at least The Notre Dame Writing Center is dedicated to helping all AFS ID and password, and DART your future systems will have "middle men" pro February ," Steinke says. Assuming the world Visit the students improve their writing. Writing tutors help students with brains out. No IS-minute window of time cessors to relay information. This is a cru- doesn't end, progress will continue with writing projects at any stage during the writing process. From suffocates your mind while a laughably understanding the assignment, to organizing materials, to cri slow, digital voice reads off class times tiquing the "final" draft, we are here to guide you through the and call numbers. Your schedule takes process. form before your eyes on the screen. If Writing your first choice is full, you can search by In helping you improve your papers, we will read your paper with time, professor, ..department or related you, talk about your ideas, and offer informed comments. We're class. You even can see how many places available to help no matter what stage of the process you are at, are left in each class at that very moment Center whether selecting a topic, shaping your argument, working with (not 20 minutes earlier, as on IrishLink). sources, figuring out your audience, or revising your paper. If you went to Wake Forest or the Location Times University of Minnesota, you wouldn't Alumni Hall Sun - Thurs 7-10 p.m. Because our goal is to help you learn how to improve your own be dreaming. And in roughly a year, says Knott Hall Sun - Thurs 7-10 p.m. writing, we do not proofread, edit, or fix your grammar. But we Assistant Registrar Don Steinke, neither will help teach you how to do these things, and work with you on Center for Social Mon, Wed, Thurs will the students of Notre Dame. Though any other concerns you may have. We do not evaluate, grade, plans are, according to Steinke, still in Concerns 7-10 p.m. or take the place of regular coursework. We are a resource for the "functional requirements testing DeBartolo B012 Mon - Thurs 1 - 4 p.m. helping you to express your ideas more clearly and effectively. mode," ND' s Office ofInformation Tech (basement) nology "certainly has a clear idea" of a potential system for class registration. 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as one might assume, although Trovini notes, ever, 26 miles is a grueling distance to com BY CHELSEA DODSON "Finding time to train in college is difficult." plete. Around mile 18 or 20, says Trovini, nning a marathon - not to mention Most training programs are 18 weeks long. "Your physiology changes, you hit the wall. don't wonder, ~completing one - is an amazing feat. They consist of shorter, six- to 12-mile runs Your body finds it difficult to keep going." or most people, running a mile can be during the week and one longer run of about Indeed, most runners believe that a marathon create now. enough of a challenge. Even conditioned ath 20 miles on weekends. No special diet is is like two separate races, the first 20 miles and letes, who make running a regular part of their required, but it is good to eat healthy foods to the last six. During the second race, then, the exercise routine, could be forgiven for shrink build up endurance. In the end, though, Trovini race takes on a new mental aspect. The mile ing from the thought of a marathon. After all, says, "It's a mental, not physical, game." markers seem to get further apart and the end .~ '1 running 26.2 miles at once requires months of Consequently, training is easier when done seems to be forever just out of reach. This is :l training to build up physical and mental en with friends, who can help with mental where the true guts and grit of the race are durance. For the uuly committed, however, discipline' - and who can serve as alarm seen. The end of the Chicago p £L_ .. ,._._. __ ~ ... _.. any sacrifice made in training is worth it for clocks for those 5 a.m. runs. Seniors Jody race, however, is incred the feeling of exhilaration experienced upon Jones and Rebecca Bea trained together this ibly gratifying. "You crossing the finish line. year for the annual Chicago marathon. come over the top of a In recent years, there has been an general Though it was difficult to find time to run hill, and there's a huge fin increase in the number of marathon partici every day, they were able to depend on each ish line with a balloon arch pants, due mainly to the involvement of col other for support. lege students. Notre Dame students, who are more ath letic than most, are no ex (Don't underestimate this guy: Remember, Stevens sold a lot of insurance before he was anthologized.) ception. "I ran u'ack and "Finishing a marathon is a great personal victory. cross country in high school," says senior Kevin You can carry it with you for the rest of your life." Trovini, who has completed ~ -- - ...... ,-..~-~"":'-~---:'---- S.," ...... ,_.--$'. senior Kevin Trovini "--'it .. q;. ..---- .' ....~ several races. "Marathons just seemed like a natural extension of my This year's Chicago marathon was an excit and bleachers full ofpeople cheer kiTERARY \ distance running." ing one for the thousands who participated. ing," recalls Miller. Jones and \··············.'.·.S··· .. ············,··· Because running a marathon is initially an "Chicago is fantastic in terms of crowd sup Bea were also excited at PEC.<-~ '. . intimidating prospect, students who have par port," Trovini says. All along the course, and the end, not least be- ticipated in them agree that having the right especially in residential areas, spectators came cause they succeeded in '.. . mindset is important. Runners should not be in droves' to cheer on the runners, provide meeting their individual goals of finishing in -Submissions Due December 1 as concerned with winning as with achieving enteltainment and even get some free public four hours. their own goals, such as to improve upon their ity. Local rock bands, for instance, set up at To actually finish the race is to be placed in POETRY PHOTOGRAPHY ESSAY SHORT STORY PAINTING DRAMA ... best times. "Marathons are really exciting various locations to play for the runners, and an elite class. It is a notable accomplishment events," says Trovini. "They're more about high school bands marched alongside for a both mentally and physically. It is the ultimate people, about having fun." time. "The first 10 to 15 miles are pretty test of how the mind and body can work Submit. works in the box outside the Scholastic office Senior Joe Miller, who recently ran his first festive," says Miller. "There are so many together to accomplish what might at first in the basement of South Dining Hall marathon, agrees that it is not so important to people out cheering." Such support adds to the seem impossible, and it leaves you with a win the race as to meet your goals: "I wasn't positive energy shared by the runners as they feeling of confidence. Trovini sums it up: Or via the Internet at www.nd.edu/~scholast going for an incredible time," he says. "I just work toward their goals. "Finishing a marathon is a great personal Questions: e-mail Zac Kulsrud at [email protected] wanted to finish." Even with the crowd SUppOlt, positive think victory. You can cany it with you for the rest Training for marathons may not be as hard ing and a proper training background, how- of your life." 0 10 Scholastic Announcement Campus Life Scholastic 11 that it was definitely a different and more proaches taken by the various classes. enriched experience. As Jordan points out, Whereas some students discussed what "Plants don't hold your attention for an they were about to draw and the reasoning hour. The human form is so incredibly behind it, others were told very little and detailed." Despite their enthusiasm fol consequently never were able to under lowing the drawing, however, most stu stand completely how the drawing fit into dents reacted with wariness in the begin what they had been studying, suggesting ning. "At first when you hear it, you say, inconsistency of curriculum between the 'No, I don't want to draw a nude model,'" classes. "Our professor said, 'This is what Jordan recalls. "The immaturity takes we're doing ... and I really couldn't tell over." This was especially true as a few of you why,'" says Kelly Leddy, a student in Artistic the models are students at Notre Dame. the program. Fox had the same reaction: "When you see your peers, there's always "It was something that was interesting to a chance that things will be uncomfort do, but I didn't see the specific point of it able," Jordan says, but she adds that both ... and the professor didn't know, either." the model and the students behaved in a Others complained that although the book by Sarah Childress very professional manner. was helpful in the exercise, there was not License The students attempted a blind contour enough time devoted to its study. drawing, in which the artists keep their It appears that this is an experiment that eyes focused on the subject at all times was fairly productive, not only fulfilling Core students stretch both sides of their brains and keep their pencils to the paper. The the objective of the program but at the object, Jordan explains, is to "make your same time enhancing it, despite minor eye and hand move together." This twist glitches. Most feel that perhaps if the to the exercise caused most of the draw concept had been better presented, they ings to barely resemble a human form, but would have gained more from the activ t will make you conducted a re-evaluation of the program ered to be the weakest aspect of the pro then, that was not the focus. The point was ity, but they do admit that it was a benefi an "intellectual to determine its strengths and weaknesses gram. Brainstorming for improvement be to teach students to use the right, 'artistic' cial experience overall, one that indeed for life," give and whether it actually was fulfilling its came a competition of sorts as groups of side of the brain and to look at their broadened their perspecti ve and gave them you the capac objective. There was positive feedback five faculty members, each from a differ subject from a new perspective. Regard a new respect for art depicting the human ity to think for from not only the faculty but also the ent department, worked together to come ing this objective, all students agreed that form. "I certainly don't do that every yourself and students, putting to rest the rumor of Core's up with a modified model of the program. it was successful. "Contour drawing is day!" Fox says. "What better way to view life from a potential elimination from the college. "I A'ccepted models would then be put into different than what you see, it's not your Overall, most students who drew the more enlight- want students to know that Core is here to practice, with those who created the mod past experiences," says sophomore Ted models say that they would like to see the ened perspective. stay," says Core Program Director and els teaching the course. However, Fredman Fox. "You have to free your mind." David activity continued in future semesters of appreciate nature No, it's not the latest Professor Stephen Fredman, adding, "It stresses that although the program is con Fiorini, also a student in the program, Core, provided more attention is given to new-age religion. It's a has always been a favorite with students." stantly being modified and improved, the agreed. "It really makes you see it from a instruction beforehand. Even some fresh class available here at This claim appears to be true. In a class objective of Core has not changed: "The different perspective." men who will take Core next year have Notre Dame, a requirement where the majority of the time is spent purpose has always been the same, and How does this modification of the pro expressed interest in the experience. "I than to draw man? for all sophomores in the Col reading different forms of literature and it's going to remain so during the future." gram fit in with Core? According to those think it's always good to try something lege of Arts and Letters. then holding open discussion, the focus is In the continuing interest of improving in charge, the answer is: perfectly. The new," says freshman Joanne Davidson. More commonly known as primarily on exploring new ways of think Core's fine arts area, a few new additions objective of the exercise becomes clearer Mary Tarsha, also a freshman, agrees. Core, the course's official name ing. By taking a more in-depth look at a have been made, such as having a presen when it is noted that the theme of this "The human body is the most beautiful So much of art is is Ideas, Values and Images - piece of music, literature or work of art, tation by aN otre Dame art professor, who semester's Core program is nature and the form in the world, and I will feel very an appropriate title; as the objec students are forced to think about the threw clay pots on a wheel, sometimes evolution of man. "And what better way fortunate to be able to have that experi tive is to expose students to a fundamental aspects of the work rather using music as inspiration. Another addi to appreciate nature than to draw man?" ence that only more advanced art students wide variety of cultural fields in than making a cursory evaluation. "It's tion is the sketching of nude models by six Fredman asks. "So much of art is based on would normally have." based on the human the form of music, literature and challenging," acknowledges sophomore of the 38 Core sections and of plants by the human form." In addition, the books, Junior Katie Boyle, who took Core last art through a combination of Cathleen Jordan. "It forces you to think the other 32 classes. Admittedly, these poetry and music they had experienced year, has a similar reaction. "At first, I classic and contemporary outside of the square in which you live." two subjects are quite different from one prior to the drawing all contributed to the was shocked," she says of learning that form." works. And for the past 20 Nevertheless, the administration was another. The question has been raised as understanding and further development students were drawing nudes this semes years, Core has been doing not about to rest on its laurels, deciding to whether drawing nudes, introduced to a of the theme. In keeping with their other ter. "But then, I think any time your learn just that. that some adjustments would still be made group of students for the most part un experiences, the students had studied a ing experience is diversified, it's good. In light of an alumni in the interest of progress and innovation. trained in drawing, is any more worth book entitled Drawing all the Right Side ... There's a lot more to learning than just - Stephen Fredman endowment and the Fredman set aside a three- to four-year whi!e than drawing plants and how this of the Brain, which covers the basics of reading a book and talking about it." VENUS BY desire to keep Core . period for experimentation with the pro concept fits in with the objectives of the drawing and elaborates on the concept of So it looks as though the students, at PENCIL. new and challeng- gram. "I think this will be a very exciting Core program. blind contour drawing, and applied what least, would like to see this experiment Sophomore ing, the dean of the time [for students taking the course]," he Marcella Nurse Although some of the students who they had learned in the class. stay, but whether it will reappear in next drew this outline College of Arts and says. drew the plant did not see much of a Despite most students' positive experi year's Core program is the decision of the of a nude model. in Letters, Mark One of the main areas of focus for im difference in how they thought, the ma ences, there was some criticism of the director - one can only wonder what he her Core class. Roche, recently provement is fine arts, which is consid- jority of those who drew the nudes felt sketching project because of differing ap- will come up with to enlighten us next.O 12 Scholastic Campus Life Campus Life Scholastic 13 that it was definitely a different and more proaches taken by the various classes. enriched experience. As Jordan points out, Whereas some students discussed what "Plants don't hold your attention for an they were about to draw and the reasoning hour. The human form is so incredibly behind it, others were told very little and detailed." Despite their enthusiasm fol consequently never were able to under lowing the drawing, however, most stu stand completely how the drawing fit into dents reacted with wariness in the begin what they had been studying, suggesting ning. "At first when you hear it, you say, inconsistency of curriculum between the 'No, I don't want to draw a nude model,'" classes. "Our professor said, 'This is what Jordan recalls. "The immaturity takes we're doing ... and I really couldn't tell over." This was especially true as a few of you why,'" says Kelly Leddy, a student in Artistic the models are students at Notre Dame. the program. Fox had the same reaction: "When you see your peers, there's always "It was something that was interesting to a chance that things will be uncomfort do, but I didn't see the specific point of it able," Jordan says, but she adds that both ... and the professor didn't know, either." the model and the students behaved in a Others complained that although the book by Sarah Childress very professional manner. was helpful in the exercise, there was not License The students attempted a blind contour enough time devoted to its study. drawing, in which the artists keep their It appears that this is an experiment that eyes focused on the subject at all times was fairly productive, not only fulfilling Core students stretch both sides of their brains and keep their pencils to the paper. The the objective of the program but at the object, Jordan explains, is to "make your same time enhancing it, despite minor eye and hand move together." This twist glitches. Most feel that perhaps if the to the exercise caused most of the draw concept had been better presented, they ings to barely resemble a human form, but would have gained more from the activ t will make you conducted a re-evaluation of the program ered to be the weakest aspect of the pro then, that was not the focus. The point was ity, but they do admit that it was a benefi an "intellectual to determine its strengths and weaknesses gram. Brainstorming for improvement be to teach students to use the right, 'artistic' cial experience overall, one that indeed for life," give and whether it actually was fulfilling its came a competition of sorts as groups of side of the brain and to look at their broadened their perspecti ve and gave them you the capac objective. There was positive feedback five faculty members, each from a differ subject from a new perspective. Regard a new respect for art depicting the human ity to think for from not only the faculty but also the ent department, worked together to come ing this objective, all students agreed that form. "I certainly don't do that every yourself and students, putting to rest the rumor of Core's up with a modified model of the program. it was successful. "Contour drawing is day!" Fox says. "What better way to view life from a potential elimination from the college. "I A'ccepted models would then be put into different than what you see, it's not your Overall, most students who drew the more enlight- want students to know that Core is here to practice, with those who created the mod past experiences," says sophomore Ted models say that they would like to see the ened perspective. stay," says Core Program Director and els teaching the course. However, Fredman Fox. "You have to free your mind." David activity continued in future semesters of appreciate nature No, it's not the latest Professor Stephen Fredman, adding, "It stresses that although the program is con Fiorini, also a student in the program, Core, provided more attention is given to new-age religion. It's a has always been a favorite with students." stantly being modified and improved, the agreed. "It really makes you see it from a instruction beforehand. Even some fresh class available here at This claim appears to be true. In a class objective of Core has not changed: "The different perspective." men who will take Core next year have Notre Dame, a requirement where the majority of the time is spent purpose has always been the same, and How does this modification of the pro expressed interest in the experience. "I than to draw man? for all sophomores in the Col reading different forms of literature and it's going to remain so during the future." gram fit in with Core? According to those think it's always good to try something lege of Arts and Letters. then holding open discussion, the focus is In the continuing interest of improving in charge, the answer is: perfectly. The new," says freshman Joanne Davidson. More commonly known as primarily on exploring new ways of think Core's fine arts area, a few new additions objective of the exercise becomes clearer Mary Tarsha, also a freshman, agrees. Core, the course's official name ing. By taking a more in-depth look at a have been made, such as having a presen when it is noted that the theme of this "The human body is the most beautiful So much of art is is Ideas, Values and Images - piece of music, literature or work of art, tation by aN otre Dame art professor, who semester's Core program is nature and the form in the world, and I will feel very an appropriate title; as the objec students are forced to think about the threw clay pots on a wheel, sometimes evolution of man. "And what better way fortunate to be able to have that experi tive is to expose students to a fundamental aspects of the work rather using music as inspiration. Another addi to appreciate nature than to draw man?" ence that only more advanced art students wide variety of cultural fields in than making a cursory evaluation. "It's tion is the sketching of nude models by six Fredman asks. "So much of art is based on would normally have." based on the human the form of music, literature and challenging," acknowledges sophomore of the 38 Core sections and of plants by the human form." In addition, the books, Junior Katie Boyle, who took Core last art through a combination of Cathleen Jordan. "It forces you to think the other 32 classes. Admittedly, these poetry and music they had experienced year, has a similar reaction. "At first, I classic and contemporary outside of the square in which you live." two subjects are quite different from one prior to the drawing all contributed to the was shocked," she says of learning that form." works. And for the past 20 Nevertheless, the administration was another. The question has been raised as understanding and further development students were drawing nudes this semes years, Core has been doing not about to rest on its laurels, deciding to whether drawing nudes, introduced to a of the theme. In keeping with their other ter. "But then, I think any time your learn just that. that some adjustments would still be made group of students for the most part un experiences, the students had studied a ing experience is diversified, it's good. In light of an alumni in the interest of progress and innovation. trained in drawing, is any more worth book entitled Drawing all the Right Side ... There's a lot more to learning than just - Stephen Fredman endowment and the Fredman set aside a three- to four-year whi!e than drawing plants and how this of the Brain, which covers the basics of reading a book and talking about it." VENUS BY desire to keep Core . period for experimentation with the pro concept fits in with the objectives of the drawing and elaborates on the concept of So it looks as though the students, at PENCIL. new and challeng- gram. "I think this will be a very exciting Core program. blind contour drawing, and applied what least, would like to see this experiment Sophomore ing, the dean of the time [for students taking the course]," he Marcella Nurse Although some of the students who they had learned in the class. stay, but whether it will reappear in next drew this outline College of Arts and says. drew the plant did not see much of a Despite most students' positive experi year's Core program is the decision of the of a nude model. in Letters, Mark One of the main areas of focus for im difference in how they thought, the ma ences, there was some criticism of the director - one can only wonder what he her Core class. Roche, recently provement is fine arts, which is consid- jority of those who drew the nudes felt sketching project because of differing ap- will come up with to enlighten us next.O 12 Scholastic Campus Life Campus Life Scholastic 13 mailing list asking the listen TIP THE GIPP. G I P PER. I @ N D . ED U "Dude, you just drank my uline." ers to send in their favorite "That certainly was not urine, my friend; songs. He got 110 responses. it was minty." "Every Friday, I make a theme "Indeed it was my urine. Ijust peed in that on the preferences of a specific shot glass." Fort e listener," he says. "That' II take Next, the sink was used for another task two years to complete." traditionally attributed to the toilet bowl Of course some of his favor catching the puke of the urine-drinker. ite themes do get repeated. He considers 1937 to be the "big PURe in a Spoon RecoIi gest and best year" for music, The Gipp is trying to avoid toilet humor and draws upon that year and cracks about bodily functions, but he heavily. He believes 1937 had received the following tip from four sepa more memorable songs than rate sources, so he really couldn't ignore it. Brother Pedro Haering's any other. "It would take me as Take heed and read this segment after you're vast music collection long to play those as it would finished with the Chicken in the Pot at the memorable songs of the South. keeps listeners tuned last 25 years." The freshman section at the Navy game Besides satisfying his loyal was not an altogether pleasant place to be. toWSND listeners, his two weekly pro According to some gals from Pangborn who grams give him the opportu provided one version of the tip, some fresh nity to use and expand his enor man puked for a whopping 20 minutes, by Brian Christ mous music collection. He "We never respect those who amuse LIS, how glow when you put a bit of pressure on "leaving a disgusting pile of vomit, which started his colIection in 1937 ever we may smile at their comic powers. " them. How inventive. looked something like chopped up hotdog en Brother Pedro Haering started listening to the Big when he was a sophomore in high school. For his initial colIection, he -Countess of Blessington, Desultory The Gipp thinks he might start running with canned Campbell's chicken soup W:Band program on WSND in the spring of 1989, he grew collected only 78s. However, he sold his entire collection to a local Thoughts and Reflections (1839) around the lakes at night, just to catch a poured over it." They didn't go into details increasingly frustrated. Whenever someone called in a radio station in 1948 and used the proceeds to buy 45s, which he glimpse of this. And in hopes of getting the on the odor, so you'll have to just imagine request for a song, the DJ would never be able to find it in his believed were going to be the new standard of the recording industry. "Wit's empire now shall know afemale attention of the girl with the glowing boobs, what it would be like to get a whiff of it colIection. At best, he would come up with the same song by a different Now, his colIection includes LPs, 45s and some CDs, which he first reign. " throughout the game. artist or another tune by the same artist. started buying last year even though he thinks they're too small. - Sarah Egerton, 'The Emulation, , (1703) As if this is not hideous enough, some of His frustration growing, Brother Pedro contacted the DJ and made "They're getting too small to conveniently handle. You sometimes the puker's friends offered a $50 reward for this chalIenge to him: he would personally fill all the requests collected need a magnifying glass 'to read the notes." . et's hear it forthe girls. The Gipp is anyone who would eat some ofthe barf. One on one week's show in time to be played for the next week's show. About 25 percent of his collection is Big Band music, and the rest Lvery pleased by the ladies who made brave freshman took the dare. This wasn't a bethe was likely to lose. With 100,000 different songs includes other groups, artists, singers, choruses and soundtracks. so much of this installment of Cam Since the Gipp is feeling too queasy to on nearly 15,000 records in his collection, he was able to fill all the Though he does have some classical, he says, "I don't get into classical. pus Watch possible. The Gipp would like finish this tale, he's going to let another one requests for the next week's show. I don't use it on my programs on WSND. Other shows do that" to first present a few Notre Dame gals of his articulate tippers relay the rest: Brother Pedro recalls listening to the show: "I listened for four to Most of the collection is catalogued by song title on index car'ds in who refuse to fall into that smart-but "So they get a plastic spoon, and the guy five weeks, and there was only one request my library couldn't fill." the comer of his office, where all the albums are kept. Those albums boring stereotype, which the Gipp never offering the money scoops up chunks amidst Before long, WSND was borrowing frequently from his collection, that aren't catalogued have a blight orange sticker so that Brother bought into anyway. the grime of the stadium floor and the bile and when the summer of 1989 roIled around, WSND Advisor Adele Pedro's three "secretalies," freshmen who work with him for five hours . You could even see stuff trailing off Lanan asked him to fill in as a summer DJ. Pedro agreed, and he was each week, will be able to catalog them later. Glowing Boobs of the spoon, the big line of juicy throw up so successful that the station manager asked him to continue full-time. Brother Pedro rarely gets to relax and listen to his collection. "I don't The Gipp recently received an e-mail that hanging off of the spoon. And so, he ate it! Now, with two regular radio shows and a loyal following of listen. I don't have time to listen. IIisten to what I am going to play next contained two of his favorite subjects: cam It was the grossest thing I have ever seen. I listeners, Brother Pedro has become a WSND institution and an week." Indeed, his radio schedule does take most of his time. Brother pus gossip and a great set of knockers. the Gipp is looking for a ride to Meijer so he nearly lost it right then and there myself. authority on Big Band and other kinds of pre-rock music. With more Pedro estimates that he spends 70 hours a week working on his "Glowing Boobs," the subject of the e-mail, can get one of those little squeezie lights to The guy who ate it merely raised his hands than 1000 radio shows under his belt in the last 10 years, he's earned program. He prerecords all the songs that ar'e on records and plays the proves that maybe Our Lady really is watch stuff in his shorts. in triumph. He did not flinch or throw up the distinction. songs on CDs live. Additionally, he spends many hours corresponding ing over the Gipp after all. himself or anything. The worst part is that Brother Pedro's first show of the week, titled Words and Music, with listeners. Just this week, he made a mix tape containing 40 songs \' The e-mail was about a girl who jogs More Pee he did not go to the bathroom to wash his Remembered, airs on Friday night from 8:00 to midnight. He usually for one of them. around the lakes wearing a sports bra, in This is a story about a boy who likes to mouth out or anything! He sat there and I selects four themes for the show and tries to play an equal number of Though his collection is not insured, Brother Pedro realizes its value. which she keeps a set of flashlights. The urinate in his sink whenever he gets drunk, think he drank a Coke that his friend brought songs based on each theme. Sunday'night's show, Pe/formers ofOur "So much of it is irreplaceable," he says, "Five or 10 thousand dollars tipper commented, "I guess she uses them regardless of who might be around. One to him." Time,rurisfrom 7:00 to 10:00 and has a similar format with three' 'is nothing if! can't use it to replace thein." to light her path on the dark nights." Ap day, he decided that if he could pee in the ' As an icky conclusion to this tale, the selected themes. His collection is so irreplaceable that he is hunting for a safe place parently, these built-in headlights can be sink, he could just as easily pee in a shot Pangborn girls added, "Then the guys around The themes Pedro uses for his shows vary greatly. He has done a for it in the future. He says, ,"I wanted and am still open to leaving it to worn with anything - not just workout glass and offer it to his friend, who was were offering $100 for any girl to give the theme featuring the music from every year from 1900 to 1975, and he WSND, but they'd have to double their space to give it storage. I would wear. The tipper continued, "I spotted her drunk enough to accept it. The conversation guy tongue, but unfortunately no one took has done themes that feature specific singers, artists and lyricists. "We like to know that this is going to be taken cat'e of." The Notre Dame at a Halloween party in which she woiJld that follows is based on the aforementioned any of those guys up on their offer." have all kinds of themes," he says. "Songs about birds. Songs about libralies are also interested in making it part of their colIection. turn them on when she wanted a certain scenario, but has been modified for those streets. Songs around the world;" Until then, Brother Pedro spends seven hours a week sharing it with guy's attention just by gently pulling back with fragile ears: The Gipp needs to go take some Tums Most recently, his themes have revolved around his listeners' the WSND listening audience - playing his favorites, chronicling the her shoulders." The tipper believes that "Would you care to do a shot?" now. Keep those tips coming and see you favorite suggestions. This July he sent out a letter to his 300-strong century and trying to meet every request. 0 she uses those little round flashlights that "Why, I'd love to." next time. 0 14 Scholastic Campus Life Campus Watch Scholastic 15

, , r ______• _~ ______- - mailing list asking the listen TIP THE GIPP. G I P PER. I @ N D . ED U "Dude, you just drank my uline." ers to send in their favorite "That certainly was not urine, my friend; songs. He got 110 responses. it was minty." "Every Friday, I make a theme "Indeed it was my urine. Ijust peed in that on the preferences of a specific shot glass." Fort e listener," he says. "That' II take Next, the sink was used for another task two years to complete." traditionally attributed to the toilet bowl Of course some of his favor catching the puke of the urine-drinker. ite themes do get repeated. He considers 1937 to be the "big PURe in a Spoon RecoIi gest and best year" for music, The Gipp is trying to avoid toilet humor and draws upon that year and cracks about bodily functions, but he heavily. He believes 1937 had received the following tip from four sepa more memorable songs than rate sources, so he really couldn't ignore it. Brother Pedro Haering's any other. "It would take me as Take heed and read this segment after you're vast music collection long to play those as it would finished with the Chicken in the Pot at the memorable songs of the South. keeps listeners tuned last 25 years." The freshman section at the Navy game Besides satisfying his loyal was not an altogether pleasant place to be. toWSND listeners, his two weekly pro According to some gals from Pangborn who grams give him the opportu provided one version of the tip, some fresh nity to use and expand his enor man puked for a whopping 20 minutes, by Brian Christ mous music collection. He "We never respect those who amuse LIS, how glow when you put a bit of pressure on "leaving a disgusting pile of vomit, which started his colIection in 1937 ever we may smile at their comic powers. " them. How inventive. looked something like chopped up hotdog en Brother Pedro Haering started listening to the Big when he was a sophomore in high school. For his initial colIection, he -Countess of Blessington, Desultory The Gipp thinks he might start running with canned Campbell's chicken soup W:Band program on WSND in the spring of 1989, he grew collected only 78s. However, he sold his entire collection to a local Thoughts and Reflections (1839) around the lakes at night, just to catch a poured over it." They didn't go into details increasingly frustrated. Whenever someone called in a radio station in 1948 and used the proceeds to buy 45s, which he glimpse of this. And in hopes of getting the on the odor, so you'll have to just imagine request for a song, the DJ would never be able to find it in his believed were going to be the new standard of the recording industry. "Wit's empire now shall know afemale attention of the girl with the glowing boobs, what it would be like to get a whiff of it colIection. At best, he would come up with the same song by a different Now, his colIection includes LPs, 45s and some CDs, which he first reign. " throughout the game. artist or another tune by the same artist. started buying last year even though he thinks they're too small. - Sarah Egerton, 'The Emulation, , (1703) As if this is not hideous enough, some of His frustration growing, Brother Pedro contacted the DJ and made "They're getting too small to conveniently handle. You sometimes the puker's friends offered a $50 reward for this chalIenge to him: he would personally fill all the requests collected need a magnifying glass 'to read the notes." . et's hear it forthe girls. The Gipp is anyone who would eat some ofthe barf. One on one week's show in time to be played for the next week's show. About 25 percent of his collection is Big Band music, and the rest Lvery pleased by the ladies who made brave freshman took the dare. This wasn't a bethe was likely to lose. With 100,000 different songs includes other groups, artists, singers, choruses and soundtracks. so much of this installment of Cam Since the Gipp is feeling too queasy to on nearly 15,000 records in his collection, he was able to fill all the Though he does have some classical, he says, "I don't get into classical. pus Watch possible. The Gipp would like finish this tale, he's going to let another one requests for the next week's show. I don't use it on my programs on WSND. Other shows do that" to first present a few Notre Dame gals of his articulate tippers relay the rest: Brother Pedro recalls listening to the show: "I listened for four to Most of the collection is catalogued by song title on index car'ds in who refuse to fall into that smart-but "So they get a plastic spoon, and the guy five weeks, and there was only one request my library couldn't fill." the comer of his office, where all the albums are kept. Those albums boring stereotype, which the Gipp never offering the money scoops up chunks amidst Before long, WSND was borrowing frequently from his collection, that aren't catalogued have a blight orange sticker so that Brother bought into anyway. the grime of the stadium floor and the bile and when the summer of 1989 roIled around, WSND Advisor Adele Pedro's three "secretalies," freshmen who work with him for five hours . You could even see stuff trailing off Lanan asked him to fill in as a summer DJ. Pedro agreed, and he was each week, will be able to catalog them later. Glowing Boobs of the spoon, the big line of juicy throw up so successful that the station manager asked him to continue full-time. Brother Pedro rarely gets to relax and listen to his collection. "I don't The Gipp recently received an e-mail that hanging off of the spoon. And so, he ate it! Now, with two regular radio shows and a loyal following of listen. I don't have time to listen. IIisten to what I am going to play next contained two of his favorite subjects: cam It was the grossest thing I have ever seen. I listeners, Brother Pedro has become a WSND institution and an week." Indeed, his radio schedule does take most of his time. Brother pus gossip and a great set of knockers. the Gipp is looking for a ride to Meijer so he nearly lost it right then and there myself. authority on Big Band and other kinds of pre-rock music. With more Pedro estimates that he spends 70 hours a week working on his "Glowing Boobs," the subject of the e-mail, can get one of those little squeezie lights to The guy who ate it merely raised his hands than 1000 radio shows under his belt in the last 10 years, he's earned program. He prerecords all the songs that ar'e on records and plays the proves that maybe Our Lady really is watch stuff in his shorts. in triumph. He did not flinch or throw up the distinction. songs on CDs live. Additionally, he spends many hours corresponding ing over the Gipp after all. himself or anything. The worst part is that Brother Pedro's first show of the week, titled Words and Music, with listeners. Just this week, he made a mix tape containing 40 songs \' The e-mail was about a girl who jogs More Pee he did not go to the bathroom to wash his Remembered, airs on Friday night from 8:00 to midnight. He usually for one of them. around the lakes wearing a sports bra, in This is a story about a boy who likes to mouth out or anything! He sat there and I selects four themes for the show and tries to play an equal number of Though his collection is not insured, Brother Pedro realizes its value. which she keeps a set of flashlights. The urinate in his sink whenever he gets drunk, think he drank a Coke that his friend brought songs based on each theme. Sunday'night's show, Pe/formers ofOur "So much of it is irreplaceable," he says, "Five or 10 thousand dollars tipper commented, "I guess she uses them regardless of who might be around. One to him." Time,rurisfrom 7:00 to 10:00 and has a similar format with three' 'is nothing if! can't use it to replace thein." to light her path on the dark nights." Ap day, he decided that if he could pee in the ' As an icky conclusion to this tale, the selected themes. His collection is so irreplaceable that he is hunting for a safe place parently, these built-in headlights can be sink, he could just as easily pee in a shot Pangborn girls added, "Then the guys around The themes Pedro uses for his shows vary greatly. He has done a for it in the future. He says, ,"I wanted and am still open to leaving it to worn with anything - not just workout glass and offer it to his friend, who was were offering $100 for any girl to give the theme featuring the music from every year from 1900 to 1975, and he WSND, but they'd have to double their space to give it storage. I would wear. The tipper continued, "I spotted her drunk enough to accept it. The conversation guy tongue, but unfortunately no one took has done themes that feature specific singers, artists and lyricists. "We like to know that this is going to be taken cat'e of." The Notre Dame at a Halloween party in which she woiJld that follows is based on the aforementioned any of those guys up on their offer." have all kinds of themes," he says. "Songs about birds. Songs about libralies are also interested in making it part of their colIection. turn them on when she wanted a certain scenario, but has been modified for those streets. Songs around the world;" Until then, Brother Pedro spends seven hours a week sharing it with guy's attention just by gently pulling back with fragile ears: The Gipp needs to go take some Tums Most recently, his themes have revolved around his listeners' the WSND listening audience - playing his favorites, chronicling the her shoulders." The tipper believes that "Would you care to do a shot?" now. Keep those tips coming and see you favorite suggestions. This July he sent out a letter to his 300-strong century and trying to meet every request. 0 she uses those little round flashlights that "Why, I'd love to." next time. 0 14 Scholastic Campus Life Campus Watch Scholastic 15

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" London Facility: completed I j Business Administration Building: completed 1995 Architecture building addition: completed 1997 Eck Baseball Stadium: completed 1994 Environmental Sciences and Engineering Building: Football Stadium Expansion: completed 1997 completed 1998 RecSports Center: completed 1998 Z v Laboratory for Aquatic Ecology Teaching and Research: in- Renovation of Main Building: completed 1999 g This Baton Rouge native was named Big East Championship Most Out Sparked by the impressive play o§ eluded in environmental sciences building Campus Ministry Facility: in progress ~ standing Player after the Irish won their fifth consecutive women's action. It is likely that the £ of four freshmen, Notre Dame -g DeBartolo Performing Arts Facility: planned university will replace the old hotel with a new one. c.. soccer championship last year. She is the ninth player in NCAA history to total 50 goals and 50 assists, and is approaching 70-70. shocks fifth-ranked Ohio State .a: Science Teaching Laboratory Facility: planned Expanded social space for students in a centralized location: 3 this Tuesday night in the first Office Space for Additional Arts and Letters Faculty, etc.: not adequate n° Decio expansion planned Parking Garage: no action round of the preseason NIT, giv ;., Space for a Microelectronics and Materials Research Labora The greatest team moment I've experi ing Matt Doherty his first big I' tory: planned enced was: beating UNC as a freshman Graduate Center: no action win as Irish head coach. Museum of Art Addition: no action My greatest personal achievement ,;' was: getting an A in chemistry Chris HomUton i', , considerably since 1993~ "[The expansions have] mostly been sity has been successful. Malloy called Generations "the most additional staff members and the addition or study space for student successful financial campaign of any Catholic institution in tJ:le My most memorable athletes, as well as the hiring ora dedicated tutorcoordinator," says world, ever." Other recommendations in this section calling for Notre Dame moment The Irish have lost five con . I Halischak. In addition, the department is slated to move into the increased involvement with surrounding communities and devel outside of competition secutive road games, including new Coleman-Morse building. opment of the Public Relations department have also been met with was: freshman orienta the recent 38-14 rout to Tennes The· university should mo~e forward with concrete plans to success. tion ,.ill expand the present football stadium ... The university should cpntinue and expand its efforts to promdte see. The Irish that arrive in Pitts Success. the well-being and quality of life of the various communities that My favorite oppo burgh will take the field angry make up the Michiana area ... 'nent to play is: Human Resources A Malloy notes, "We need to recognize that we don't live in a UNC on Saturday. Irish win 34-27. Unlike the faculty section, this section focuses more broadly on vacuum on campus." Malloy agrees that this recommendation development for all university employees. Improved staff commu reflects the need to aid areas surrounding the university both as a I first took up soc Gerard Meskill nication and decision making, along with iricreased pay and ben matter of Catholic i·esponsibility and practicality. To this end, he cer when I was: efits for staff members are the primary concerns here. In general, cites the Center for the~Homeless, the Center forBocial Concerns four years old After consecutive come-from these recommendations .have been fairly effective. Malloy cites and the Alliance for Catholic Education as programs liilkedto the increased remuneration for university employees as one of the university that serve the outside community and have grown since If I could play another behind victories against Boston ultimate outcomes of this document. 1993. The university also has participated in the development of sport at Notre Dame, it would be: College and West Virginia, the economic development plans for the surrounding communities. Malloy track and field Finances and University Relations A says, in addition to financial help foi: surrounding communities, "We Miami Hurricanes finally pull it . As far as finances go, there is little disagreement thatthe univer- have talent, goodwill and leadership skill that we can offer." 0 The toughest class I've taken at all together and end Virginia Notre Dame is: microbiology Tech's undefeated season and

My favorite soccer player when I was chance at the Sugar Bowl. growing up was: Marco Van Basten Brion Christ My favorite aspect of playing competi tive soccer is: the emotions it brings out

Which Notre Dame establishment is better, Reckers or LaFortune? LaFortune

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20 Scholastic Cover Story Sports Scholastic 21 Building Projects A- incomplete, though. The DeBartolo performing arts facility, Perhaps the most tangible and striking of all categories, the which is planned, has had its completion date set back mul I: Building Projects section includes such victories as the Busi tiple times. Other projects, like the expansion of the Snite ness Administration Building and the renovation of Main Museum of Art, renovation of the Morris Inn and the building Building. There are, too, a couple of projects noticeably of a new parking garage are ever further off in the future. II·' I I:: Laboratory Facility at Land O'Lakes, Wisconsin: completed

My favorite soccer player when I was chance at the Sugar Bowl. growing up was: Marco Van Basten Brion Christ My favorite aspect of playing competi tive soccer is: the emotions it brings out

Which Notre Dame establishment is better, Reckers or LaFortune? LaFortune

:\ I think the USA's men's soccer , team will win the World Cup: in the year 3000 - Gerard Meskill

20 Scholastic Cover Story Sports Scholastic 21 n 1991, the sports world was introduced to a lot of new things. COMMENTARY I The Atlanta Braves finally won a pennant, the Chicago Bulls made a name for themselves by winning their first in a series of World Championship titles, and the Irish men's hockey team was playing for a berth in the NCAA National Tournament. In March of 1991, the Notre Dame hockey team made a trip from chilly Indiana to frigid Anchorage, Alaska, to take part in the J eep/ Wrongfully Accused Eagle Independent Tourna ment. Other competitors in Alaska-Anchorage 10 Tarnished poll unfairly places ND in the top this two-round tournament Key Stat: Notre Dame scored the first two included Alaska-Anchor- Notre Dame 2 rushing touchdowns that Tennessee has al tier of the country S dirtiest football programs age, Alaska-Fairbanks, and Alabama-Huntsville. Tournament or lowed this year. ganizers hoped that the event would help the NCAA Tournament Prime Time Performer: Freshman Julius Selection Committee decide on the at-large bid extended to one Jones had 12 carries for a total of 46 rushing pended indefinitely from the team. with this internally." Somebody had better independent team. Winning this tournament would help the Irish yards. BY GERARD MESKILL Not to be outdone, the Wolverines con let the Florida State Police in on this one. earn a coveted berth in the national tournament. Next Game: Pittsburgh hosts the Irish on hile Notre Dame waits on the tinue to start two convicted felons on their Iowa State player Jerome Heavens'. ef But winning the tournament would not be easy considering the Saturday at 2:30 p.m. Wimpending status of the NCAA offensive line. (And Coach Lloyd Carr was forts managed to squeak the Cyclones into Irish record against the other teams. Notre Dame had faced both investigation, many people have wondering why Notre Dame needed an ex the top-20. Heavens was arrested in July Alaska-Fairbanks and Alabama-Huntsville twice, with varying begun to question where the integrity of the tra week of calisthenics against Kansas in after assaulting an unsuspecting freshman degrees of success. Against the Alaska-Fairbanks Nanooks, the program has gone. Recently, Notre Dame's preparation for the upcoming assault of the computer engineer. Perhaps the university's Irish lost two close games, 4-3 and 2-0. The second contest was the football program took several public rela powerful Wolverine offensive line.) administration cost the Cyclones a top-10 only time Notre Dame was held scoreless that season. tion blows, dating back to the publication of According to Findlaw.com, the bronze position by removing Heavens from the While hosting the Chargers of Alabama-Huntsville, the Irish Under the Tarnished Dome before the! 993 medal belongs to the Irish, based solely on roster. survived a couple of nail-biters by winning 8-7 (OT) and 3-2. In the Key Stat: The Irish have won five consecu season to last year's Joe Moore fiasco. In the Dunbar fiasco. This former member of Narrowly edging out Iowa State to place first game, a last-second shot by the Irish tied the game at seven. tive Big East championships. fact, one source feels thatNotre Dame is one the now defunct Quarterback Club was guilty 19th, Florida's drive to the top-20 was led They then proceeded to control the sudden-death overtime, scoring Prime Time Performer: Senior Jenny of the most scandalous programs in America. of bestowing gifts on players using money by strong safety Ron Graddy. Apparently after two minutes of extended play. If the Irish were to win the Streiffer had one goal and one assist in the Findlaw.com, a website de tournament, they would have beaten all the major independent 4-2 Irish win over Connecticut on Saturday. signed for legal professionals, An inexhaustive list of infractions committed by teams teams, and therefore would be a leading contender for a berth in the' Next Game: Notre Dame hosts the Day ton/ has listed the Irish third in their national tournament. However, such a feat was not meant to be for Eyansville winner on Sunday at 1:OOpm, top-20 ranking of the nation's Notre Dame. most tarnished football pro trailing Notre Dame in this particular poll includes The tournament started off well for the Irish. They upset top grams. Only Florida State and ranked Alaska-Fairbanks in a gritty, 4-3 win to face Alaska Michigan were ranked as more sexual assault and aggravated burglary, marijuana Anchorage in the tournament final. Lou Zadra put Notre Dame out Hod

+ lAUCH IN Single, Funny and Beautiful (: !! Humor Artists: all about sex appeal, special guests ... and nipple tassels? by Daniel Birk fI were a little less busy and a lot more shameless, the first thing if he was kidding, he said, "Guaranteed or your money back." In I1'djoin immediately is the Humor Artists, also known as HAl case any administrators are reading this, I might as well make it For those who don't know, HAl is the campus comedy troupe, known that it's a free show, so his guarantee is null and void, but New Orleans band brings a taste ofMardi Gras to Stepan Center 'i" ,I and they have a show coming up this Friday, November 12, at 7:00 funny just the same. ~e Festiv~l ofDio~ysus: an ancient ~reek cele~ra band, The Red Rockers, and toured with U2 and Joan Jett. :1, p.m. in the Hesburgh Library Auditorium. Since 1'm too shy to be Sophomore Jeff Raedy added, "When you go to the HAl show, y.'''' 1 i, tIon of lIfe, mUSIC, dance and dnnk hononng However, Cowboy Mouth's music has more in common r a Humor Artist myself, it's the least I can do as an adoring fan to just stare at that crucifix above the stage and think, 'How can they ~:. Dionysus, god of wine. All hell broke loose at this with the Eagles, Tom Petty and R.E.M. than with Depeche r dedicate my column to their unabashed self-promotion. I am sure SAY that in front of Jesus?l' Lord knows I do." But don't let the The of the feast energized and affinned life Mode or Tears for Fem·s. Gliffith's guitardlives the music, 1 that their upcoming show is worth your while, but why should you scattered depravity of the HAl show deter you. Raedy continued to ~T:iilj:'CC:~7:7~+:;-:;;~~~~~ and love, and sent the people into backed by rhythm guitarist Paul take my word for it when you can take theirs? say, "HAl has been informed that for every person who reads wild, frenzied partying. Though Sanchez, bassist Rob Savoy and drum Freshman Molly McShane told me about her own personal role Scholastic and does not go to the HAl show, one sweatshop worker today only the occasional drunken mer Fred LeBlanc, who shm'es most I: in the happy HAl family. "Upon first joining HAl, I was worried will be denied executive washroom privileges." See, it's all for a Greek reveler still worships of the songwliting duty with Gliffith. that I wouldn't be funny enough .... After a while, though, I began greater good. I Dionysus, the spilit of the festival The band played for years as an un to realize something: I am the funniest person alive, See, some Of course, the .phrase "greater good" could be interpreted in has been resurrected throughout derground act, always skirting the i people might think, 'Oh, she's just cocky,' or 'Just because she's several ways. Senior Mike Bradt said, "AtHA!, we're willing to sell history: The Romans' Bacchana bmTier of mainstream success. There gorgeous, she thinks she's funny too.' But that's not the case. When our bodies (and our souls) for the greater good. And, of course, by lia, the San Sebastian fiesta in seems to be an unwlitten rule in the we're practicing, people honestly have to run out of the room 'the greater good' I mean nipple tassels." Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises, music industry that bands have a shelf because I've made them wet themselves from laughing so hard. But if the greater good, in any sense of the phrase, won't get you Carnival in Europe and, of course, life of a few years at best, yet Cowboy One person nearly died when they tried to eat a sandwich while to attend, the special guests certainly wilL HA! doesn't have a big Mardi Gras in New Orleans - where an entire city albums and constant touring have built a loyal fan base that watching a skit I was in." enough budget to invite any big-time stars to the show, but that's gathers for a last, desperate fling before Lent, a catharsis has allowed them to outlast other acts and grow greatly in I: And believe it or not, McShane isn't the only hottie in the Humor okay because they're delighted to just pretend. Mahoney informed as powerful and hectic as anything the Greeks could populatity over the years. In 1996, the band released its first I Artists. When I asked junior Tony Bon~i why he thought people me that "there will be a Backstreet Boys performance in our show, throw at you. major label album, Are You With Me, and is now on the should come to the HAl performance, he replied, "I think you as well as appearances by Leonardo DiCaprio and Ricky Martin.. I What's that? You'd be down for some of that? Well, verge of exploding onto the music scene. Are You With Me, would have to classify me as one of 'the beautiful people,' so I thin~ am not one of them, but I'must admit they do a fine rendition of their I party animals, Cowboy Mouth, a New Orleans rock band recorded during Mardi Gras, contains infectious grooves, i people would want to come just to see my face. Also, I'm a business songs." Does Leonardo sing? I guess we'll all find out on Friday. that infuses the Dionysian spirit of Mardi Gras into its live slow, introspective pieces and powerful rock songs, such as major so I have a lot of time to practice being funny." Junior Mike Boreale considers HA! to be not only a club, but an perfonnances is coming to Notre "New Orleans" and the single "Jenny -"""""'2:"""'-"1 King of HAl (co-president of the organization), senior Andrew agent of salvation. "HA! is the essential part of my existence, Dame's Stepan Center on Wednes Says." McDonnell, reminded me to mention the accessibility of the beau without it my nights would be spent staring at a wall, thinking about day, November 17th, at 8:00 p.m. Despite its success in recording, tiful people in HA! He said, "We write and aG.t out our own skits, so how funny I could have been if only there was a top-notch sketch The band evades easy classifica- the band focuses on live pelfor- ! if you're interested in stalking any of us after the show, we cut out comedy group on campus, while simul.taneously drinking myself IijliWM.iflifI tion, melding a roots-rock feel based mances, often playing more than 250 that distant Hollywood middleman. Chances are we're just a couple into oblivion." - on classic rock, Cajun and zydecko a year across the country. Cowboy of dorms away. Easy-access stalking victims - yeah, that's what Though some Humor Artists seem as though their lives depend music into catchy, straight-up rock Mouth is famous for its wild, intense HAl is all about." McDonnell lives off-campus, but if anyone is on whether people show up at their show, others seem confident no and roll with a dark side. concerts, shows that leave the audi interested in stalking him, I could hook you up with his address. I matter what the audience looks like. McShane says, "If people don't Cowboy Mouth draws its name ence exhausted and ecstatic. In con- don't think he would mind. come to our show, I'll be okay with it. Becausewhen I look in the from a play by Sam Shepard and ceIt, drummer Fred LeBlanc is tlle LlVEI Of course, the sexiness of the Humor Artists themselves might mirror everyday, I say to myself 'Hey, they're just jealous. It's not Patti Smith, which says, "You gotta grab all the little acknowledged frontman, stirring up the crowd with his not be enough to satisfy the more gluttonous members of the your fault. They're all going to rot in hell, anyway.' And then I broken-up, busted pieces of people's frustration .... You energy. He becomes the rock 'n' roll Jesus, bringing the audience, so I asked sophomore Shane Hudnall to tell me what's in smile, take a deep breath, and feel·better." . gotta give it back to them bigger than life .... You gotta be people to a sort of musical salvation, an expelience that it for them. "Saying lap-dancers were coming to the show would And perhaps Hudnall says it best; "The show is for everyone: a rock 'n' roll Jesus with a cowboy mouth." This has allows them to revel in the beauty of life. "The goal is just be wrong," he replied. "So we called a few places and got nudes funny.people, grumpy people, prostitutes, old people, crack ad become the band's philosophy, using a frenetic live everybody getting off," LeBlanc says. "Life's not about instead. Think of it as our little incentive saying, 'Thank you for dicts, porn stars. The show is free and the only payment we receive playing style to remind people of the joy of living. Their fitting in, it's about finding your place." Duling the show, supporting HAl, champagne room on your left. '" When I asked him is a good chuckle here and there. What do you have to lose?" 0 music deals with hemtbreak and loss as often as celebra- LeBlanc will roam through the audience, blinging the tion, though the dm'k, bittersweet concert to a frenzied pitch. lylics are meaningful and full of Tickets are on sale now for Cow hope. The four members, who trade boy Mouth's upcoming show at the off as the lead singer, m'e all sea LaFOltune Box Office at $10 dollars . soned musicians, having played in for ND/SMCIHCC students and $12 : ~~~~I a vm'iety of nationally and locally general admission. Though it will ~:" known groups before coming to notbequitethesameasFatTuesday, ~ gether seven yem's ago. Lead gui the band promises to deliver an in by Kara lu~ro tatistandkeyboardistJohn Thomas tense, live show and some good, Griffith fronted the '80s new wave southern-flied rock music. 0 26 Scholastic Out of Bounds Entertainment Scholastic 27 - - /' .' . - .' ..

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My soggy, chine, the horrible machine, coldly per SUNDAY know. I would hear myself saying, "Well, junkie brain recoiled in horror. "I've got the sisted until I could bear it no longer. r' ,--- .. ----.-.- .. -- (299-6063 it's okay because I only do it on the week- FEAR!" I screeched as I started gnashing "Look at you!" it growled. "You're such an All Shows in Stereo ends." But pretty soon I started my "week-my teeth and tearing the hair out of my dry, idiot! Don't you know that I can solve all your Thte~Kings. ·2:15 5:107:55 JO:30 . ends" on Thursday nights. Nights eventu- crusty scalp. problems if you would just LET ME BACK T~Jll~ DeLuca, Z:QQ_ PM, Stepan I TheBoneColIeetor 2:30 5:157:50 10:25 ally became afternoons and afternoons be- I must have collapsed shortly after that. I IN? Now get down here and play me!" Center / .. ,. i ':" i I ;-l I-;~~! Bats . '.' .. ;3:~0 5:20'8:20.10:40 .. came mornings. I thought I could control it. tried to run out the door, but I found only a -Exhibition BaSketball: ND m~n vs. Marathon That last snarl put me over the top. I tore I -Basketball: ND.Women vs. ~rnliesl WeIs (Aus- Th~JnSide~ '. . ··.·:~~~~~3:455:007:00 8:15 I kept saying, "It's not gonna happen to deep black despair where I spentthe next 48 off my tangled, sweat-soaked sheets and ran Oil, 7:30 PM, Jdyc~ Center : i ._. I I I / ~ [ tria), 7:00,J?YgeCentef/~ \ .•. . . ;,. 10:1512:30 .: .. me." I was wrong. I guess the major warn- hours staring at the end of my shoe - to my salvation, my fix. The nightmare of -Theater: A Pi~c~ of My H~al't, 8:00 PM, '. -HappineSSjWorkshop: Professpr~Jim . 1:20,4:157:05 9:45',. Moreau Center,iS~C ! i I ing sign was when I couldn't face my class- twitching and babbling the entire time. The the last few days defeated all the self-con . . , I Langfo. rd; 8:o01IPM, Cavan.augh/Basement ... ):40'4:40 7:5019:35, .' ..' mates the next day in calculus because my Fear must have caused some neurons to -AcoustiCafe: 9ioq PM, LaFor~nF I .'J (' '-- / I I trol I had. I knew that I was too far into it. , -Pleasantvt!le~ 7:00'~;'Sni~ ",,2:204:507:4010:10 ". thumbs were bloody and raw from an all- misfire in my already mushy cerebrum. I Buy the ticket. Take the ride. The warmth -Veterans Day Cel'emony: 5:00 PM, Clarke , -:-- :'--- ". " . 1:25,: 3:40 '5:40 7:45" ," ....•. night binge with my roommate :~( ,~. don't remember qUIckly returned to my body as I hit that '. Memorial Fountain, Fieldhouse Mall 1 10:00. . ...•..•.. c,., . and a guy from down the hall. I ~, whe,. I went or power button. The twitching and burning . .. .1:10 4:107:15)0:20 . told the doctor at student health S.. what I said during to Tango ',3:005:15 7:50'\10:05 ~ stopped as I took a firm grip on the control . MONDAY lIlm:'C'UII' Haunted Hill 2:00' .4:457:309:50 that I burned myself on a Hot Pot. ~=? ' _ my blackest of ler. The familiar euphoria that only a THl.)RSDAY !. .' Out the Dead 1':50 4:35 7:10'10:05 .. ' He knew the truth. Hejustlookedat ~~~~ hours Playstation can give me coursed through -Dance: F~Il S~ing Dance ';99 featuring the ItlI"':lJLllll Beauty '1:003:50 :6:409:2(). thefloorandShOOkhiShead'~ ~~ ~ ~' my veins once, again. Back-brain pleasure , Toin Milo BIg Biuid, 7:00-11:00 PM, Joyce -Discussion: "Private Body Talk: 'he.tl:acll·elor . .:1 :30 4:006:50·9:30 I screamed at him, "Who r78.."" Ii) ~£i)~~ • ~ nodes soon became bathed in the bliss ofEA C~iitel" .' '... " '.'.' '. 2:50 5:30 8:0010:30 . are you to judge me? You ~ ~ ( = '110''''''rtlf-.,;=", Sports. I accepted my fate as a Playstation Enhancing Body Image," 4:00.PM, . -Sltit'Comc4~.· oqe l)aIl1l·H.illnO~sts.. '. 7:00 "2:10 4:55 7:25 ' ..9':55' . don't even know me!" I ran UniverSity,Couvseling Cen~el: ,/ .' ~ -:';'q ~ addict. .PM, Hesburgh Ljbriary ). .'.. , Alj~O~ -performanpe:l Sophompi;~,titerary Festival . out of the office crying. ~ , '. Sure, my grade point average has suf -Hockcy.:Notrepame vs. Al~kaFai);banks, 7:05 What was once a,creative ..,s,p: fered. And my lack of motivation and initia Coffeehouse; 8:00 PMj'Lafortime '~ ~~~~" PM,Joyce.Center I'" .. ' ) l / ~.-"''""'"'' \ ',' .... ·Movi~s:J.4<.' /j" .' .'. " ,'.~1' • • and beautiful game had ~~"':~ <> tive now rivals that of an opium addict, but -Basketball; Np Mep arOhio'S\at~, 8:30 · ~Beste&..' . ed, ,·1 7:3d & 9:45;.' Snit(//. /..., /...... '.' \:" taken an unnoticed turn (@ @i' , 011':' so what? As long as I feed the monkey, the .-Theater:APiece oJMj Heat·t, 8.:_0_0.J.>M, Moreau PM, ESPN2 I i \ \\ ) / 254-9685 .' ." " .... for the depraved and de- a, ~ 11./'" Fear stays away. My roommate and I CeIiterSMC .,' LJ . ·L._._._._,1·. <. . l..,J // . ~howslnSiereo" .' . .'. '" · : ". ~; .". -, . ~ ,. :' . '" " ' ~ " ' ' , ' ' structive. I decided ~ -=-. enjoy our existence, and balls to anyone · .; Lecture: "Mourning Uterature". Eduardo ...... But Here 2:00. 4:50'7:4010:15 ..•.. right then that I must Quttlu!Deui "1:20·4:i5.7:009:4Cj'·· '~ who says otherwise. We still make it to CadavaI 4:00pM; 100-104 MCKenna Hall .' quit. But withdrawal symptoms .r-~.::~_ class. Provided, of course, that we get our Grouchland '·.1:30<3:30' 5:'30'<'.. '. quickly took hold. The terrible morning, afternoon and evening fix. We 1··FRIDAy. TUESDAY Jeopardy ':<,' 1:052:104jO 5:()O chills, fever and cramps rushed over maybe no look after each other. We look after the .7:15. 8:00'9\45,10:30 ~un: Mara Fox Memorial2-Mile Run, I ·Concert: Cowboy MOI;th.S.OOP-.--l me so fast that my mind entered a state of where - perhaps it was all a movie playing Playstation. We look after the Need. 12:55' 3:10 5:20 7:35 " 11:00, Lyon's Hall Basketball Courts I Center, Tickets $10 ,. M, Stepan / ·10:00 mild paralysis broken only by periods of on my eyelids. Nevertheless, I knew I I write this to all of you outthere who have paranoid hallucinations. All through the next couldn't deny the Need any longer. succumbed to the machine like I have and -Hockey: Notre Dame vs. Alaska Fairbanks, "I-Muriel's iVeddillg 8'00 PM M . . I' 7:05 PM, Joyce_eerter /~'-". • Theater, L~Fol'tune' i~~~omery day I sat in class sweating profusely, yet I A faint whispering caused me to awaken. are trying to quit. For those unfortunate '. -Keynote spiedr -Careers 20110 JpbFali.:;:f:j(fpM still wore a hat, coat and scarf. "Dammit!" I The Siren's song grew in its intensity until souls, i have just one piece of advice: Don't "pdencta~dSci~ric( Educa~ f d I thought. "Why do they make DeBartolo so I could no longer deny its existence. waste time trying to kick the machine habit, . lion for the Nexti.M\IIen.niunl," L.eo~\ L7'derman, './ Flanner.' Hall I I.'. _ I.I 1 '.1 freaking cold? And for god's sake, wil,l "Matthew? Maaaaaatt? I know you can because the only real solution to this addic 5:00 PM, McKen1na\Hall i'~ / .•. -Theater: The I~ater Engine 7'30 p' . I someone please stop these flesh-eating spi hear me," the horrible Playstation whis- tion is death. Only in death can you escape -Theater:APiecfo}.MYHeal't,8:00~M'.\Moreau , Washington ~alll' _ . /!' M, ! Center,SMC j , . '. ' ders from gnawing my legs off?" pered. "Come back, Matt. We had such the Fear. Instead, redirect your fear into I! \'\ ) I .".1 /. I . -Concert: My roommate didn't help much either. I great times together. Remember that time Playstation prowess by focusing on devel EltonIo~n, 8:00,~~;-Joyse'Center LI· (I I -Besieged, 7:30 & 9:45, Snite'-- came back to the dorm, weary from the day, I when you scored the winning touchdown to oping a healthy, addicted relationship with 1 completely wrung out, and what did I find? defeat your roommate in double overtime? the machine. Stop worrying and let your I *Stadiill,fSeati1~g AvailabJe., .... ' .. The devil himself in all his wrath and fire. Or maybe the time when you had five inter brain atrophy in mind-numbing, electronic, , SATURDAY Rotting in his hellish stench and staring at ceptions? I know you want to play. It's so _WEDNESDAY I Playstation bliss. 0 ---~-----~-----J 30 Scholastic Week In Distortion Calendar Scholastic 31

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Changing Times by Father Theodore Hesburgh

Considered by many the most influential and effec establish the facts regarding voting, education and tive president Notre Dame has ever had, Father employment, which were three of the key elements in Theodore Hesburgh has seen-and been involved in the civil rights revolution. - many of the major events of the 20th century. In When we published our final report in September light ofthis week's cover story on how the school has of 1959, it had such an effect on President Eisenhower fared in reaching its goalsfor the year 2000, Scho and the Congress that our commission was renewed lastic charged Hesburgh with the task oflooking into for another few years. We undertook the additional our society's goals as well. We asked him to choose task of assessing housing, administration of justice the most influential or important event of the cen and public accommodations. Again, we had hearings .tury. The magazine staff would like to thank the all over the country, highlighting the problems and former president for his time and cooperation. suggesting legal solutions. Not much happened dur ingthe Eisenhower and Kennedy administrations; here were a large number of stupendous hap but when Lyndon Johnson became President follow Tpenings during the past century. It would be ing the assassination of President Kennedy, he ad difficult to pick and choose among them for dressed the Congress in January, two months after what was most important. being sworn in as President, and told them we were ·-1- If one focuses on the United States, one cannot going to solve this problem. No one else could have overlook the enormous done it, but being a southerner and having run both I find that students today have no con seq u e n c e s 0 f the House and the Senate, he was able to twist enough : idea how bad things were back in World War I, World .. arms .. to pass the monumental 1964 Omnibus Civil War II, Korea and Viet- .. Rights A~ithatwe. had suggested. without President .the late '50s and early '60s; It was ... nam. The impacts of Johnson' S"support, it would never have been enacted a legacy of slavery and the century those four wars on the by Congress. follOWing slavery. United States and its That act, plus the Voting Rights Act in the next year life are gigantic. Again, and the Housing Act a few years later, literally changed that is too big an event the face of America. Father Theodore to sum up in a few words. There are a whole string of I find that students today have no idea how bad Hesburgh is the former lesser events that certainly are important in their own things were back in the late' 50s and early' 60s. It was, president of the right, but again, it is difficult to pick and choose of course, a legacy of slavery and the century follow University of Notre among them. Speaking for myself and my own ing slavery. Blacks simply did not have the basic Dame. experience, I would highlight the civil rights revolu- rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, as tion, which ran through the '50s, '60s and even '70s President Johnson pointed out. The Omnibus Civil and, of course, is still continuing to a lesser extent. Rights Act of 1964 changed much of that. My involvement began in 1957 when President The battle, of course, is not over. Many problems Eisenhower asked me to become a member of the still remain, but the fact is that our efforts to liberate six-person Civil Rights Commission which had just the blacks also liberated millions of women and been set up by the Congress. He picked three Repub- Hispanics. The face of America was changed forever, licans and three Democrats (I am an Independent, and for the better. There will never be a more heady really) to form the commission in the fall of1957 and time in the achievement of social justice for our we were sworn in at the White House on January 2, nation. There is still a long way to go, but we have 1958. For the ensuing months left in the two-year life taken a great leap forward in assuring basic human Of our commission, mandated by Congress, we held rights for all Americans, including blacks, women, hearings all over the country, where we tried to Hispanics and many other minorities. 0

32· Scholastic Final Word bU Michael McNaru

Changing Times by Father Theodore Hesburgh

32· Scholastic Final Word Q: What starts with hypnosis, ends with a concert, and 11.as a caffeine bllZZ in between?

A: This week with SUB: Tom Deluca Slf Coffeehouse Cowboy· mouth TOniGHT! Tues. nou. 16 Wed. nou. 17 Stepan Center·· Lafortune Huddle Stepan Center 7:00pm 8:30pm 8:00pm