Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Sep 11, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Richochet Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Little White Lie

Fred has to explain poker winnings to Wilma, who thought he was visiting a sick friend.

07:30 SMURFS G

I Was A Brainy Weresmurf/Snappy's Puppet

Brainy gets a little hairy and howls some after he gets scratched by wolf bane.

08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Handy Helper/ Love Sick

Lumpus desperately needs to earn his handy helper badge, so he "helps" Lazlo become more like him.

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

Escape From Galaluna

As Lance begins to learn how to play the guitar, General Steel sends a spy to investigate at Sherman High School.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Hail The Tornado Tyrant!

Red Tornado attempts to create a being that will possess the one thing he lacks; human emotion.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG Rombauer and Lansky, two Providence training washouts, form their own amateur EVO hunting business. Rex, dissatisfied with his work at Providence, decides to do some moonlighting with them.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Kevin's Big Score When Kevin meets up with and old friend, he shatters Ben and Gwen's trust when he drives away with the Rust Bucket in hopes of trading it in for value.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI WS PG

Test of the Leader (Part 1)

Jayden's attempt at sealing away Master Xandred is thwarted by Deker, a mysterious new villain.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

11:30 WACKY RACES Repeat G

The Ski Resort Road Race / Overseas Hi-Way Race

After causing an avalanche, Dastardly uses a ski jump for his own getaway, but the other cars follow him.

12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

Good Things Come In Threes

Jay is sending mixed signals to Whitney, so she allows to set her up on a date with someone else. 12:30 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

13:00 MY STAR WARS WS PG

My Star Wars

Highlighting this pop culture touchstone, this special showcases the six films, never-before-seen special feature content, and a selection of personal stories told by generations of dedicated fans from around the globe. Hosted by everyones favourite droid, C-3PO, Anthony Daniels will narrate the emotional and intimate piece.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Tis Time To Smell The Roses

Peg spends all of Al's early retirement money and forces him to go back to work.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 THE BACHELORETTE Repeat WS PG

Ashley and 11 suitors visit Chiang Mai, Thailand, where three are eliminated. But first, one accompanies her to an ancient temple and eight others engage in Muay Thai boxing (and must fight each other). There's also a two-on-one river-rafting expedition, in which the elephants are playful and the guys nervous. Next stop: Hong Kong.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

15:30 Repeat WS PG

Live Show - Semi Finals Before we get to tonight's performances from each coach's remaining two singers, Cee Lo and Adam must decide who to save and who to send home.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

17:30 THE VOICE Repeat WS PG

Live Show - Semi Finals Results

Coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine, and Blake Shelton combine their scores with America's to determine the final four vocalists who will compete for a chance to win $100,000 and a recording contract.

18:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Vauxhall VXR8 grunts around the test track. Richard drives a F1 Renault. James and Jeremy rampage through the National Motor Museum attempting to find the first car with the control layout we know today. Guest stars James Blunt and F1 star Lewis Hamilton.

19:30 HAMISH & ANDY'S GAP YEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Hamish and Andy have taken their misplaced sense of adventure to all corners of the Globe, and now it's New York's turn. Hamish & Andy's Gap Year will broadcast back to Australia from a makeshift studio in a Brooklyn factory in front a live audience of Australian ex-pats and holidaymakers. The show will continue Hamish & Andy's strong commitment to very silly ideas, from competing in catfish noodling competitions in Oklahoma to hidden camera antics with unsuspecting New Yorkers.

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Thank God For Scoliosis

Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

I Think You Offended Don Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 CAMELOT Captioned WS AV

Justice Arthur creates a tribunal of justice that solves disputes via wits, not blood; the cunning Sybil helps Morgan connect with the townsfolk in an attempt to claim Arthur's throne.

Starring: Jamie Campbell Bower, Tamsin Egerton, Joseph Fiennes, Claire Forlani, Eva Green, Mooney

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence 23:30 Repeat M

Asspen The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

00:00 MY STAR WARS Repeat WS PG

My Star Wars

Highlighting this pop culture touchstone, this special showcases the six films, never-before-seen special feature content, and a selection of personal stories told by generations of dedicated fans from around the globe. Hosted by everyones favourite droid, C-3PO, Anthony Daniels will narrate the emotional and intimate piece.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

00:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Jared Has Aides

The boys try to fatten up Butters and then liposuction him so they can get a marketing deal at a local restaurant. Meanwhile, Jared from commercials causes a controversy when he reveals that he lost weight with the help of aides.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

01:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Police Vs Firemen The Annual Policemens Ball is threatened when the local firemen schedule their Pancake Dinner the same night. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

British Exchange Cop A British inspector on an exchange program visits Reno to learn their methods and share a few of his own with Garcia. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Softball Maya is persuaded to pitch in the office's annual softball game. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Till Death Do Us Part When Peg complains about Al's lovemaking to the girls at the beauty parlour, he becomes the laughing-stock of the town.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Flintstone Of Prinstone

Fred attends night classes and is drafted to be a quarterback on the school football team. Mon Sep 12, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Gold Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

Sand Witch

Stefan and Jeremy are determined to take the initiative - and promptly lose themselves in the Parallax.

07:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Test of the Leader (Part 1)

Jayden's attempt at sealing away Master Xandred is thwarted by Deker, a mysterious new villain.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Be Careful What You Eat/Up The Crazy River/Ta Da Dump

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

The Return - Part 1 Ben, Gwen and Max investigate the fact that the latest shuttle launch has been delayed by a freak purple lightning storm.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

I Was A Brainy Weresmurf/Snappy's Puppet

Brainy gets a little hairy and howls some after he gets scratched by wolf bane.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Little White Lie

Fred has to explain poker winnings to Wilma, who thought he was visiting a sick friend.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie & the Kidnap Caper

Tired of Jeannie using her magic around the house he asks Jeannie to promise to not use her magic for him again. Next thing he knows is that he is captured by Red Chinese spies and all Jeannie can do is watch. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

The Corsican Cousins Endora zaps Samantha so that she feels everything that Serena feels both physically and emotionally. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Tis Time To Smell The Roses

Peg spends all of Al's early retirement money and forces him to go back to work.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy Takes Over

When the family finds an old diary which belonged to Lucy's great grandmother, they discover that Harry's family once borrowed $10 with interest in which they never paid back. Because the total added up to $145,000, Harry turned the business over to Lucy.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Sleeping With The Enemy Charlie reunites with Jennifer, the opposition's campaign manager, and they resume their steamy affair, which in turn heats up the election. Starring: Queen Latifah, Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 Repeat WS PG

The Jerry Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George & Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Michael Richards.

13:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Little Kicks

Elaine's strange dancing technique loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a bad boy image, Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough Bo and Luke Duke meet up with Gale Yarborough and help him outrun and outwit two brothers who are trying to prevent him from entering the Illinois 500 race.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Shaking Private Trainer Jack has second thoughts about hiring a rigorous personal trainer. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Opportunity Knox/Broadcast Nuisance

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Be Afraid Of The Dark - Part 2 Ben travels into space with Gwen and Max to thwart Ghostfreak's grand plan of plunging Earth into eternal darkness.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Carol Burnett

Lucy and her friend Carol Crowsmyer decide to have a friendly competition in the "Secretary Beautiful Contest."

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

How Lucky Can You Get Unbeknownst to Tony, greedy Roger brings Jeannie with them to Las Vegas and gets in trouble at the gambling tables. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Magic Potion When a discouraged Darrin asks for a potion to burst his creativity and give him confidence, Samantha slips him a placebo. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Bizarro Jerry Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George & Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Ergo, The Booty Call

Alan does his best to avoid the awkwardness of having his 22-year-old girlfriend attend Jake's birthday party.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned WS PG Jeremy, Richard and James enter a 24-hour endurance race in what turns out to be one of their toughest challenges to date.

20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Monopolar Expedition Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for one another. When Leonard and his friends decide to spend the summer working, at the North Pole.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation Sheldon flees back to Texas in disgrace when he learns that the guys tampered with his arctic expedition data, threatening Leonard's hopes for a romantic encounter with Penny.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN 21:30 OF MYSTERY 1997 Captioned Repeat WS M

Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery A world-class playboy and part-time secret agent from the 1960's emerges after thirty years in a cryogenic state to battle with his nemesis Dr. Evil.

Starring: Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Mimi Rogers, Robert Wagner, Will Ferrell, Charles Napier

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

23:30 CHUCK WS TB

Chuck Versus The First Date (*Return*)

Chuck mixes it up with a formidable operative out to obtain a device that would potentially give rise to a new Intersect. Later, believing his spy career is behind him, Chuck asks Sarah out on a true first date. At Buy More, Morgan uses quirky means to hire a new assistant manager.

Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster

00:30 CHUCK WS TB

Chuck Versus The Seduction

Chuck goes undercover to pluck an important device from toxic spy the Black Widow. But to penetrate her web, he must first learn the fine art of seduction from suave superspy Roan Montgomery, whose best days are likely behind him.

Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Islamic Williams Williams discovers the Nation of Islam and sets about changing her ways, as well as the ways of several other deputies. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Shaking Private Trainer Jack has second thoughts about hiring a rigorous personal trainer. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade. 04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Tis Time To Smell The Roses

Peg spends all of Al's early retirement money and forces him to go back to work.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Little White Lie

Fred has to explain poker winnings to Wilma, who thought he was visiting a sick friend. Tue Sep 13, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Off With His Head Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

My Favourite Martin The two Martins want to know everything about the Parallax. Meanwhile, Betti shows Martin the possibilities of a Parallax that includes Techno World, in return for information about Katherine.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

The Mummy/Robin Brain

Pinky and The Brain pose as pharaohs in order to be "discovered" by explorers in the Egyptian pyramids.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Opportunity Knox/Broadcast Nuisance

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Be Afraid Of The Dark - Part 2 Ben travels into space with Gwen and Max to thwart Ghostfreak's grand plan of plunging Earth into eternal darkness.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Castaway Smurfs/Sassette's Bewitching Friendship Some of the Smurfs get more than they wanted when they find themselves shipwrecked on an island after wishing for an escape from their everyday routines.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Social Climbers

Fred and Barney are sent to charm school in preparation for an ambassador's reception.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

How Lucky Can You Get Unbeknownst to Tony, greedy Roger brings Jeannie with them to Las Vegas and gets in trouble at the gambling tables. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Magic Potion When a discouraged Darrin asks for a potion to burst his creativity and give him confidence, Samantha slips him a placebo. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Old Insurance Dodge After losing another struggle with his family over going to work, Al discovers that someone has stolen the Bundy's dilapidated 1974 Dodge.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Carol Burnett

Lucy and her friend Carol Crowsmyer decide to have a friendly competition in the "Secretary Beautiful Contest."

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 THE BACHELORETTE Repeat WS PG

Ashley and 11 suitors visit Chiang Mai, Thailand, where three are eliminated. But first, one accompanies her to an ancient temple and eight others engage in Muay Thai boxing (and must fight each other). There's also a two-on-one river-rafting expedition, in which the elephants are playful and the guys nervous. Next stop: Hong Kong.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

The Hazzard Connection The Duke boys try to break up a smuggling ring when Boss charges them with aiding and abetting known smugglers.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Nina's Choice Nina is forced to choose between an escaped convict and the FBI agent who's looking for him. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Hercule Yakko/Home On De-Nile/A Midsummer Nights Dream

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

The Visitor When Xylene, an alien who once had a "relationship" with Max, suddenly appears, Ben and Gwen are suspicious as to her true motives.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy Meets The Burtons

Chaos ensues when Lucy tries on Elizabeth Taylor's huge diamond ring and it gets stuck on her finger.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Watch The Birdie Tony becomes General Peterson's golf partner when Jeannie makes him play like Arnold Palmer. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Sisters At Heart When Tabitha wants to be sisters with her black friend Lisa, she casts a spell and they both end up polka-dotted. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Little Kicks

Elaine's strange dancing technique loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a bad boy image, Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

Charlie is tricked by Alan and his brother into attending a jingle writers awards dinner, a prize he's never won.

Starring: Jon Lovitz, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

19:00 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - Captioned Repeat WS PG DAILY EDITION From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe. 19:30 THE VOICE WS PG

Live Show - Final Performance Show

The remaining vocalists perform in the final round.

21:30 THE BACHELORETTE WS PG

Ashley visits Hong Kong with her eight remaining suitors. Before two are eliminated, one dines with her on a junk boat and another goes with her to Victoria's Peak Park. For the six others, it's a day at the races, dragon-boat races, at Stanley Beach. Next stop: Taiwan.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

23:00 NIKITA WS AV

Glass Houses A black-box guardian's life is in danger after Michael discovers she has neglected her duty in favor of having a family. Elsewhere, Nathan is stuck in the middle of an argument between Alex and Jaden. Starring: Maggie Q, Lyndsy Fonseca, Aaron Stanford, Shane West, Tiffany Hines, Melinda Clarke, Xander Berkeley

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

00:00 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

00:30 TOOL ACADEMY Repeat WS M

World's Worst Boyfriend

Nine of the world's worst boyfriends think they're competing for the title of "Mr. Awesome" - the search for America's biggest Alpha Male. In fact, they've been secretly enrolled by their girlfriends in "The Tool Academy", an institution dedicated to reforming difficult and obnoxious men and turning them into loving, caring boyfriends.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Psychic / Moustache Petition As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychics prediction. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Nina's Choice Nina is forced to choose between an escaped convict and the FBI agent who's looking for him. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Old Insurance Dodge After losing another struggle with his family over going to work, Al discovers that someone has stolen the Bundy's dilapidated 1974 Dodge.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Social Climbers

Fred and Barney are sent to charm school in preparation for an ambassador's reception. Wed Sep 14, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Lost in the Stars Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

Cheats Never Prosper Betti finally gets her meeting with Katherine and proudly shows her intended partner around "Garden World" as an example of how people live happily and prosper in a blandished world.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Two Mice And A Baby/The Maze When a scientist from a dying planet sends his infant son rocketing to Earth, Pinky and The Brain find the superbaby and decide to raise him in the lab.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Hercule Yakko/Home On De-Nile/A Midsummer Nights Dream

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

The Visitor When Xylene, an alien who once had a "relationship" with Max, suddenly appears, Ben and Gwen are suspicious as to her true motives.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

To Coin A Smurf

Some of the Smurfs get turned into gold coins by Gargamel which get stolen by thieves.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Beauty Contest Beauty contest judges Fred and Barney are pressured to vote for candidates favoured by Fred's boss and a racketeer.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Watch The Birdie Tony becomes General Peterson's golf partner when Jeannie makes him play like Arnold Palmer. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Sisters At Heart When Tabitha wants to be sisters with her black friend Lisa, she casts a spell and they both end up polka-dotted. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Wedding Repercussions When Jimmy, the Bundy's relative, learns that his new bride slept with someone the day of their wedding, his temper explodes and a guilty Bud runs for cover.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 THE VOICE Repeat WS PG

Live Show - Final Performance Show

The remaining vocalists perform in the final round. 14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Witness For The Persecution Boss is called upon to testify as a government witness, and the Duke family finds itself in danger while protecting him from a couple of assassins.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Odd Couple - Part 1 To impress an old high school classmate, Finch engineers a date with an emotionally vulnerable supermodel. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Babblin Bijou/Potty Emergency/Sir Yaksalot

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Perfect Day Ben thinks he's having "the perfect day" only to realize he's been put in a dream world by Enoch and the Forever Knights, who are after the Omnitrix.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy The Diamond Cutter When Harry gets a contract to have a diamond cut for an eccentric rich woman Lucy must keep the diamond cutter calm so he can do his job.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Permanent House Guest After Doctor Bellows can not prove that Major Nelson had an elephant in his house, he moves in to catch him in the act. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

The Mother-In-Law Of The Year Upon the suggestion of Endora, the owner of Bobbins Bonbons make her Mother-In-Law of the Year. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Package

George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Spit-Covered Cobbler Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Jimmy Conjecture Leonard and Penny struggle to recover from an awkward first hookup, while Sheldon and Howard stake their best comic books on a bet to determine an insect species.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Gothowitz Deviation Howard and Raj visit a Goth nightclub to pick up women, while Sheldon attempts to build a better Penny using chocolate-based behaviour modification.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 THE VOICE WS PG

Live Show - Finale Results Show

The winning vocalist is named in the Season 1 finale. The winner scores $100,000 and a recording contract.

21:30 AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO 1999 Captioned Repeat WS M SHAGGED ME

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

First he fought for the crown, now he's fighting for the family jewels. Mike Myers returns as the world's grooviest super spy in his latest adventure! Intent on world domination, diabolical genius Dr. Evil travels back in 1969 and steals Austin's "mojo". Now Austin must return to the Swingin' Sixties, recover his mojo and stop his terminally square arch nemesis from liquidating the world. In a psychodelic swirl of colour, Austin and CIA superchick Felicity Shagwell set out to save the world.

Starring: Mike Myers, Heather Graham, Michael York, Robert Wagner, Rob Lowe

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Freak Strike The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Fun With Veal Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:30 SPARTACUS: GODS OF THE ARENA Repeat AV

The Bitter End

In the season finale, Batiatus recruits his gladiators and Solonius in a plot for revenge against those who've wronged him. Meanwhile, the new arena is set to open and with it comes the promise of combat, blood and death.

Starring: Dustin Clare, Lucy Lawless, John Hannah, Peter Mensah

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Garcia Bags Johnson After getting it on with nearly every other man in Reno, Johnson finally hooks up with Garcia. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Odd Couple - Part 1 To impress an old high school classmate, Finch engineers a date with an emotionally vulnerable supermodel. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Wedding Repercussions When Jimmy, the Bundy's relative, learns that his new bride slept with someone the day of their wedding, his temper explodes and a guilty Bud runs for cover.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Beauty Contest Beauty contest judges Fred and Barney are pressured to vote for candidates favoured by Fred's boss and a racketeer. Thu Sep 15, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Chocolate and Temple Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

Martinmania Betti recruits the Martins from the various worlds to help her track down Katherine. Meanwhile, Betti discovers Ben is still alive.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Brain Of The Future The Pinky and The Brain who live in the future travel back in time to give their present-dwelling counterparts a book on how to take over the world.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Babblin Bijou/Potty Emergency/Sir Yaksalot

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Perfect Day Ben thinks he's having "the perfect day" only to realize he's been put in a dream world by Enoch and the Forever Knights, who are after the Omnitrix.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Peewits Unscrupulous Adventure

During a celebration at Peewit's kingdom's castle a wicked chamberlain ransacks the place.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Masquerade Ball

Fred plans to exploit his knowledge of what costume his boss is wearing to a masquerade ball.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Permanent House Guest After Doctor Bellows can not prove that Major Nelson had an elephant in his house, he moves in to catch him in the act. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

The Mother-In-Law Of The Year Upon the suggestion of Endora, the owner of Bobbins Bonbons make her Mother-In-Law of the Year. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Proposition Coco, a cosmetic millionairess and former girlfriend of Al's, makes a truly indecent proposal by offering Peggy $500,000 for one night of passion with Al.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 THE VOICE Repeat WS PG

Live Show - Finale Results Show

The winning vocalist is named in the Season 1 finale. The winner scores $100,000 and a recording contract. 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Package

George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Fatigues

Elaine's promotion of a mailroom clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

Granny Annie The Dukes are in the middle of a counterfeit money scheme and meet the famous OAK RIDGE BOYS at an impromptu Hazzard County concert at the Boar's Nest.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Odd Couple - Part 2 Finch struggles to get married before his fiancées ex-boyfriend finds out. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

You Risk Your Life/I Got Yer Can/Jockey For Position

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Divided We Stand

While at the beach, Ben discovers a new hero, Ditto, and soon has the to create multiple Dittos at once.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy The Crusader Lucy tries to return a defective record player but the store won't accept it back. She then leads a group of consumers against the company's defective products.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Bigger Than A Breadbox Tony investigates a phony fortune teller who is almost proved real with Jeannie's help. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Mary, The Good Fairy When Mary the Good Fairy, an old friend of Samantha's, visits Tabitha, Samantha gives her a bit too much brandy and she has to take her place. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Fatigues

Elaine's promotion of a mailroom clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Golly Moses, She's A Muffin

Alan's girlfriend moves in with him, and the new situation creates tension in the house.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 TBA Repeat G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow.

20:30 BIG TROUBLE IN THAILAND WS M

Prisons Special

Never before has anyone been allowed access to film inside the brutal Thai prison service in such detail. Tonight we have gained access to film in seven prisons to tell the stories of nine prisoners who share their fascinating insights, stories and lives.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Drug References

21:30 OCEAN'S TWELVE 2004 Captioned Repeat WS M

Ocean's Twelve

Danny Ocean and the rest of a band of thieves and con men, team up for another three huge heists, but this time they're in three different locations, Rome, London and Berlin. Meanwhile, casino owner Terry Benedict, whom Ocean and crew ripped off in Las Vegas, is hot on their tail, looking for revenge. Starring: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Catherine Zeta Jones, Andy Garcia, Bernie Mac, Matt Damon, Casey Affleck

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

00:00 THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER WS TB

01:00 V Captioned Repeat WS M

Devil in a Blue Dress Anna is poised to activate the planet's first Blue Energy reactor, but Sid deduces that something else is afoot; Diana advises Lisa to strike against Anna now to save the humans from annihilation.

Starring: Elizabeth Mitchell, Morris Chestnut, Joel Gretsch, Morena Baccarin, Scott Wolf, Charles Mesure

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Odd Couple - Part 2 Finch struggles to get married before his fiancées ex-boyfriend finds out. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Proposition Coco, a cosmetic millionairess and former girlfriend of Al's, makes a truly indecent proposal by offering Peggy $500,000 for one night of passion with Al.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Masquerade Ball

Fred plans to exploit his knowledge of what costume his boss is wearing to a masquerade ball. Fri Sep 16, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Romans Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

The Reading Room Ben and Katherine find another Orb in Ben's world, which transports them to the reading. They view the different worlds and find Veronica imprisoned in Garden World.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Brinky The Brain tries to clone himself, but his plan is foiled when one of Pinky's toenails is inadvertently dropped into the mixture.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

You Risk Your Life/I Got Yer Can/Jockey For Position

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Divided We Stand

While at the beach, Ben discovers a new hero, Ditto, and soon has the ability to create multiple Dittos at once.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

The Smurf Pet

A wild creature is snuck into the village by the Smurflings and it has a huge appetite.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Picnic To win the annual Field Day events at his lodge outing, Fred discards his regular partner, Barney, in favour of a proven champ.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Bigger Than A Breadbox Tony investigates a phony fortune teller who is almost proved real with Jeannie's help. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Mary, The Good Fairy When Mary the Good Fairy, an old friend of Samantha's, visits Tabitha, Samantha gives her a bit too much brandy and she has to take her place. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

She's Having My Baby (Part 1) Marcy excitedly announces that she is pregnant, but Al's glee at Jefferson's misfortune turns to horror when Peggy breaks the news that she, too is expecting a baby.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy The Crusader Lucy tries to return a defective record player but the store won't accept it back. She then leads a group of consumers against the company's defective products.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

She's Gotta Habit Charlie and Jennifer are celebrating their one-month anniversary when she reveals to him that her former relationship was with a woman.

Starring: Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Keep Your Enemies Closer

Stephanie messes up during work, putting Lauren in a difficult position. Heidi talks to Stacie, again.

13:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Father Of The Bride

Lauren has to fire Stephanie. Spencer has to deal with Heidi's father.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

Peoples Choice A girl who grew up in Hazzard County returns home, and with the Duke family's help, she challenges Boss in a local election.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

A Divorce To Remember As Dennis tries to hide his true passions from his new supermodel wife, Maya and Elliott seek to have their accidental marriage annulled. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Moby Or Not Moby/Mesozoic Mindy/The Good, The Boo & The Ugly

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Don't Drink The Water

In Florida, Ben and Max accidentally come in contact with water from The Fountain of Youth.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy The Skydiver

Harry persuades Lucy to take up skydiving in order to drum up publicity for the employment agency.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Master The Great Rembrandt Trouble starts when Jeannie replaces Tony's copy of a Rembrandt with the original painting. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

The Good Fairy Strikes Again Samantha must convince Mary to return to her job as the Good Fairy. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent. SCOOBY DOO! AND THE LEGEND OF THE 18:00 VAMPIRE 2003 Repeat WS G

Scooby Doo! And The Legend Of The Vampire

On holiday in Australia, Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc Gang attend a music festival at Vampire Rock. But the music goes flat when the gang learns that a legendary Australian creature called the Yowie Yahoo is kidnapping the musical acts and turning them into vampires!

Starring: Casey Kasem, Frank Welker, Nicole Jaffe LEGALLY BLONDE 2: RED, WHITE AND 19:30 BLONDE 2003 WS PG

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde

Juggling a demanding career as a rising young lawyer as well as preparations for her wedding to the man of her dreams, everybodys favourite blonde, Elle Woods faces another hurdle after she is fired from her job as a result of Bruiser, her Chihuahua. Keeping optimistic, Ms. Woods goes to Washington to take matters into her own well-manicured hands and joins the staff of a congresswoman.

Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Sally Field, Regina King

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

21:30 DROP DEAD GORGEOUS 1999 Captioned Repeat WS M

Drop Dead Gorgeous There can be only one Miss Teen Princess and an overbearing mother will stop at nothing to make sure her daughter wins a beauty contest.

Starring: Kirsten Dunst, Ellen Barkin, Kirstie Alley, Allison Janney

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

The New Terrance & Philip Movie Trailer

The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Professor Chaos After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:30 Repeat WS M

6 B Mysterious events lead to a woman in mourning over the death of her husband; Peter and Olivia try to bridge the emotional chasm between them.

Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, , Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

01:30 FRINGE Repeat WS M

Subject 13 The team revisits the past in this follow-up to last season's "Peter" flashback episode that reveals a poignant period of time for both the Bishops and Olivia.

Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole

02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Police Vs Firemen The Annual Policemens Ball is threatened when the local firemen schedule their Pancake Dinner the same night. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

British Exchange Cop A British inspector on an exchange program visits Reno to learn their methods and share a few of his own with Garcia. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Islamic Williams Williams discovers the Nation of Islam and sets about changing her ways, as well as the ways of several other deputies. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language 04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Psychic / Moustache Petition As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychics prediction. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Garcia Bags Johnson After getting it on with nearly every other man in Reno, Johnson finally hooks up with Garcia. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Keep Your Enemies Closer

Stephanie messes up during work, putting Lauren in a difficult position. Heidi talks to Stacie, again.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Let's Go! Tama-Friend Survey! - Lovelin's Big Pursuit

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Sep 17, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Give Or Take A Million Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Picnic To win the annual Field Day events at his lodge outing, Fred discards his regular partner, Barney, in favour of a proven champ.

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

The Smurf Pet

A wild creature is snuck into the village by the Smurflings and it has a huge appetite.

08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Hello Dolly/ Overcooked Bean

Edward will stop at nothing to prevent the Jellies from discovering he has a doll.

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

Under the Three Moons Wintertime befalls Sherman High and the romantic, picturesque settings that the season provides leads Ilana to miss her childhood home and thirst for a return to the feelings that she had back when she was a little girl.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Duel Of The Double Crossers! When Mongul recruits Jonah Hex to bring new gladiators to the War World, the old west bounty hunter wrangles the Dark Knight.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG

Moonlighting

Noah convinces Rex to attend his school, so he can participate in an upcoming ping-pong tournament.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

All That Glitters

The team heads out to find more allies to join them after receiving a message from Grandpa Max.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Bigger Than A Breadbox Tony investigates a phony fortune teller who is almost proved real with Jeannie's help. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

11:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Master The Great Rembrandt Trouble starts when Jeannie replaces Tony's copy of a Rembrandt with the original painting. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Mary, The Good Fairy When Mary the Good Fairy, an old friend of Samantha's, visits Tabitha, Samantha gives her a bit too much brandy and she has to take her place. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent. 12:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

The Good Fairy Strikes Again Samantha must convince Mary to return to her job as the Good Fairy. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

13:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Proposition Coco, a cosmetic millionairess and former girlfriend of Al's, makes a truly indecent proposal by offering Peggy $500,000 for one night of passion with Al.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

She's Having My Baby (Part 1) Marcy excitedly announces that she is pregnant, but Al's glee at Jefferson's misfortune turns to horror when Peggy breaks the news that she, too is expecting a baby.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy The Crusader Lucy tries to return a defective record player but the store won't accept it back. She then leads a group of consumers against the company's defective products.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

14:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy The Skydiver

Harry persuades Lucy to take up skydiving in order to drum up publicity for the employment agency.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

15:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Oliver's Jaded Past Lisa's long-awaited vacation to New York is not what she'd hoped for. She's none to thrilled hearing about Oliver's womanizing playboy days or all the wild parties they're invited to.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

15:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Sleeping With The Enemy Charlie reunites with Jennifer, the opposition's campaign manager, and they resume their steamy affair, which in turn heats up the election. Starring: Queen Latifah, Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

16:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

She's Gotta Habit Charlie and Jennifer are celebrating their one-month anniversary when she reveals to him that her former relationship was with a woman.

Starring: Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

16:30 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

Peoples Choice A girl who grew up in Hazzard County returns home, and with the Duke family's help, she challenges Boss in a local election.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG

Couples Couples compete against couples on obstacles including Blob Launch, Trampoline Shape Shifter and Bruiseball With Dodgeballs.

18:30 TBA G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow. 20:30 THE MATRIX 1999 Captioned Repeat WS M

The Matrix

Keanu Reeves stars in this Academy-award winning action blockbuster as Neo, a computer hacker who discovers that all life on Earth may be nothing more than an elaborate facade created by a malevolent cyber-intelligence. Contacted by Trinity, a beautiful stranger who leads him to this other world, a brutal battle for their lives against a group of viciously intelligent secret agents, begins. Every move, every second, every thought is crucial once Neo learns about The Matrix.

Starring: Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:15 CAMELOT Captioned Repeat WS AV

Justice Arthur creates a tribunal of justice that solves disputes via wits, not blood; the cunning Sybil helps Morgan connect with the townsfolk in an attempt to claim Arthur's throne.

Starring: Jamie Campbell Bower, Tamsin Egerton, Joseph Fiennes, Claire Forlani, Eva Green, Peter Mooney

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

01:15 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Rose Stefan and Damon learn surprising information about vampires in the distant past. Meanwhile, Jeremy helps Bonnie after she casts an exhausting spell, and Caroline tries to make life easier for Tyler.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes

02:15 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Katerina Elena puts herself in danger when she delves into Katherine's past. Meanwhile, Damon tries to uncover the real purpose of the mysterious moonstone, and Jeremy meets a new student with a surprising family history.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes

03:10 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

The Sacrifice

Jeremy's life is threatened when he tries to help Bonnie retrieve the moonstone. Meanwhile, Tyler shows Caroline the Lockwood cellar, where they make a terrifying discovery, and Bonnie and Luka form a closer bond.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes

04:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

By The Light of The Moon Caroline helps Tyler prepare for his first transformation into a werewolf. Meanwhile, a stranger shows up in Mystic Falls searching for Mason, and Bonnie and Luca work together on a magic spell.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes

05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Father Of The Bride

Lauren has to fire Stephanie. Spencer has to deal with Heidi's father.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

It's a Secret! Mametchi's Birthday! - ListenTama-Friends! Lovelin's Confession

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.