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Sports Super! Movie Quotes: Test your knowledge of common sports movies by naming the title of the movie that the given quote originated from. All traditional sports movies as well as ones where sports are heavily involved are fair game. 1. Quack...quack...quack..quack... 2. I'm not looking for the best players, I'm lookin' for the right ones 3. There's no crying in baseball! 4. Iowa? I could've sworn this was heaven. 5. Go! Get out of here! I don't want you anymore! 6. Let's get tropical! 7. I don't wanna name names but one of the coaches took him to a titty bar. 8. You mix your Wheaties with your mama’s toe jam! 9. Did you just kick your son? 10. West Ham wins 3-nil in a blindin' performance, and our little scrap makes the headline. Bloody muckrakers. 11. Wax on...wax off... 12. I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever. 13. You're gonna eat lightin' and you're gonna crap thunder! 14. Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it’s also a job. 15. Listen, Lupus, you didn't come into this life just to sit around on a dugout bench, did ya? Now get your ass out there and do the best you can. 16. Well. We're waiting. 17. Show me the money! 18. Let’s win this one for all the small schools that never had a chance to get here. 19. You've heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the MEAN Team! 20. You must write your first draft with your heart. You rewrite with your head. The first key to writing is... to write, not to think. 21. We're putting on the foil! 22. These are the toughest fans there are. They threw snowballs at Santa Claus. 23. He's slower than a fat man encased in concrete being drug backwards. 24. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them. 25. You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin', and you have barely a speck of athletic ability. 26. Win just one for the Gipper 27. Win just one for the Zipper 28. I want some American food, damn it! I want French fries! 29. The only skater to win four national championships and an adult film award. 30. Wreck? Shooooot. I'm the world's best backwards driver. 31. ...Fifth rule: One fight at a time fellas. 32. Welcome to the underbelly of ping pong. 33. The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Does that answer your question? 34. I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run I feel His pleasure. 35. Boxin' is about respect. Gettin' it for yourself, and takin' it from the other guy. 36. Elite gymnastics is like Navy SEALs, only harder. There are like, 2000 Navy SEALs, but there are only like, 200 elite gymnasts. 37. You say you can find seven men on the best club that ever took the field willin' to throw the World Series? I find that hard to believe. 38. I am not saying that women don’t belong on the court. Who would pick up the balls otherwise? 39. These waves are for the big boys. 40. Don't smile, you'll ruin the bloody video! 41. Who's he gonna race? Pegasus? I pity these horses. 42. She puts the itch in bitch. 43. We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. 44. I've had the chance to embrace more people with one arm than I ever could with two. 45. But the press wanted Nancy to be a princess and me to be a pile of crap to sell papers. I mean, what kind of frigging person bashes in their friend’s knee? 46. Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. Name the Stadium: Pictured below are images of some of the most well-known stadiums throughout the United States and around the world. Give us the name of the stadium as well as its location. If in the U.S, give the city and the state that it calls home. If elsewhere, give the city and the country. 47. 48. 49. 50. 51. 52. 53. 54. 55. 56. 57. 58. 59. 60. 61. 62. 63. 64. 65. 66. 67. 68. 69. 70. 71. 72. 73. Matching Mania: Listed below are a number of the most famous and/or accomplished professional sports teams and individuals throughout the past century. Match each one with the head coach, trainer, or manager that led them to glory. Each name can be used more than once and some will go unused. 74. 1972 Miami Dolphins A. Scotty Bowman 75. 1950 Oklahoma Sooners football B. Pep Guardiola 76. 1996 Chicago Bulls C. Sparky Anderson 77. 2002 Shaun White D. Arrigo Sacchi 78. 2010 Spain World Cup team E. Don Shula 79. 1977 Montreal Canadiens F. Tom Landry 80. 1927 New York Yankees G. Pat Riley 81. 1984 Detroit Tigers H. Lucien Laurin 82. 1949 Notre Dame Irish football I. Glen Sather 83. 1987 Los Angeles Lakers J. Rikard Gronborg 84. 2015 NZ All Blacks K. Bud Wilkinson 85. 1977 Sugar Ray Leonard L. George Seifert 86. 2009 Barcelona M. Chris Knight 87. 1973 Secretariat N. Frank Leahy 88. 1989 AC Milan O. Eddie Futch 89. 2002 Detroit Red Wings P. Vicente del Bosque 90. 1965 Boston Celtics Q. Steve Hansen 91. 1989 San Francisco 49ers R. Bill Walsh 92. 1974 British Lions S. Walter Alston 93. 1965 Smokin’ Joe Frazier T. Bud Keene 94. 1984 Edmonton Oilers U. Angelo Dundee 95. 1955 Brooklyn Dodgers V. Phil Jackson 96. 1938 Seabiscuit W. Tom Smith 97. 2006 Swedish Men’s Hockey Team X. Miller Huggins 98. 1960 Muhammad Ali Y. Red Auerbach 99. 2010 Lindsey Vonn Z. Syd Miller All About the Super Bowl: The Super Bowl lives in fame as one of the most watched and highly anticipated games in America every year. There have been countless spectacular plays and numerous memorable games, but how well do you remember the halftime shows? Or the commercials? Below is a series of outtakes from some of the most famed halftime shows and commercial of past Super Bowls. If from a halftime show, name the artist(s) involved. If from an advertisement, name the company. In both cases, name the year and the team that won the game. 100. 101. 102. 103. 104. 105. 106. 107. 108. 109. 110. 111. 112. 113. 114. 115. 116. 117. 118. 119. 120. 121. 122. 123. 124. 125. 126. 127. 128. 129. The Ultimate Question: One of the most hotly debated and controversial questions that plagues high schools around the country every year: Is marching band a sport? Give your take using any method that you see fit (essay, images, vines, memes, etc). Make a convincing argument. .