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UNIVERSllY OF CAliFORNIA SAN DIEGO THURSDAY, MAY 12,1988 VOLUME 64, #12 Physicist Radical reforms Seaborg are contemplated praises• LBJ by Bio department By J. BERESFORD-HOWE was considered yesterday and By SUSAN E. HYLEN today by the department's Under­ SIll/! Wrltn Spurred by a professor who graduate Curriculum Committee. was angry over troubles that his Saier is primarily responsible Glenn Sea borg, winner of the undergraduate T As had been for bringing the debate to the 1951 Nobel Prize in chemistry getting credit for classes taken at department. and chairman of the Atomic other universities, the biology "It came to my attention sitting Energy Commission (AEC) department is nearing a radical aroun~ with my T As," Saier says. under three U.S. administra­ reform of its advising and transfer "Every single one of them had tions, praised ex-president Lyn­ policies. horror stories about problems don Johnson's efforts at arms­ with the advising system and Among the changes under control negotiations in a faculty getting credits. One excellent consideration: seminar lecture last Monday. student who was a T A for Bio "I don't think it is generally • Elimination of the Biology One was taking that class his last understood how much was ac­ One, Two and Three require­ quarter here because he couldn't complished during Lyndon John­ ment; the classes would become get credit from another school," son's presidency," Sea borg said, "highly recommended," not man­ Saier says. pointing out that Johnson is datory. Saier says he talked with other remembered mostly for the Viet­ • Full credit for basic biology, Biology Department faculty and nam War and the Great Society. physics and math classes taken found similar stories. Irritated, Seaborg, who was retained by at other universities; currently, he compiled a case history docu­ Johnson after President Ken­ the department rarely gives stu­ menting fifteen students' cases, nedy's death as the chairman of dents credit for studies elsewhere. each highly critical of the de­ the AEC, detailed Johnson's • A shift in the advising partment's communications with , system which would assign all efforts to adopt a treaty to its students. students to a faculty advisor but I prevent the spread of nuclear '1The staff advisor] seemed weapons. Pa,., • the fifth annual Sun God festival, which originated as allow any faculty member to advise any student. Students now almost happy in informing me I Sea borg said that after Ken­ a celebration near the Sun God, will be held this year at the that I would have to take another nedy', death, Johuon', "main Mite, I 11th fteId from 4."" to 11 Ad8y MaV \8W mostly see a staff advisor when I tryina to transfer credits ph,... and math course ... I had ,I agenda WII the cutback of fIS­ related story on page 11 I • nom other univenities or departments. already taktn a year sequence of sionable material ... a politically both," one student told Saier. explo~ive issue" that Kennedy • Institution of orientation sessions for transfer students. "They do not give a damn about had been willing to postpone the signing of the Non-Prolifera­ force and a non-proliferation me." until after the coming elections. tion Treaty (NPT), including the treaty. In 1966, Johnson an­ • According to biology Pro­ The policy was important for alternative concept of a multi­ nounced that the NPT was to be fessor Milton Saier and Depart­ Another student, attempting safety reasons, he continued, but lateral (multi-nation) force given top priority. ment Chair Richard Dutton, a to transfer a Genetics class from controversial because of the (MLF) within NATO. A com­ Further delay occurred be­ consensus for these changes Ohio State, reported that, "the expected unemployment caused bined force was advocated by cause of the arguments that emerged at an a\l-day biology advice to me seemed to suggest by decreasing production of many allies as a control over inspection of peaceful nuclear department meeting Saturday, the lack of hope in even trying to plutonium and enriched uranium- nuclear forces, but according to facilities by the International May 7. 'submit a petition to transfer 235. Johnson decided that the Sea borg, the Soviet Union was Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) "The changes will be very much credits ... [the advisor] told me pr-oblem "had nothing to do with very opposed to the Germans could lead to leakage of commer­ along the lines of what we talked that nobody has ever been able the election," and dealt with it as having "a finger on the nuclear cial secrets, Sea borg said. about at the meeting," Dutton to transfer [their] class, not even one of his fint steps in office, trigger... He explained that some Euro­ said. from a UC system school." according to Seabor•. Sea borg said the issue even­ pean countries wanted to initiate A final list of recommendations "One of our real problems," Seaborg also related the ob­ tually came to a choice for their own standards and self­ based on that meeting and subject Biology Department Chairman stacles Johnson faced in seeking Johnson between a multi-lateral See SEABORG, pale 7 to approval of the entire faculty Richard Dutton acknowledges, "is a lack of communication between students and faculty." There are no students on URI defense funding cap eliminated . biology department curriculum committees. Still, Dutton defends ornia, which has 13.2 percent. at Scripps, are still very pessi­ the informal gathering of student But researchers The result was an 57.3 million mistic about whether there will opinion as a legitimate method cut in URI funding to UC feel money be enough funds to renew the of student' input. campuses for fiscal year 1988. projects tht were mothballed this "We have become aware in the Because the DOD funding is the will be tight year as a result of the cap. "We last few weeks that the method main source for basic science don't know where we are going for advising and transferring research at universities, this left ' 0 By CYNTHIA CHESY get funds for next year because credits is not satisfactory and in many university research pro­ SIll/! Wrltn of the lack of stability of DOD some cases is quite unsatisfac­ jects, especially in California, funding." Vallis said. tory," Dutton says. "Student Although the 14 percent geo­ hanging in limbo. The idea behind the URI grants See PROFESSOR, palf 3 graphical cap the University Now, next year's disbursement was to provide stable funding for Research Initiative (URI) under of DOD funding to UCSD and five years. However, according the Department of Defense other universities will be admin­ to Abarbanel, even with the cap (DOD) was overturned by the istered solely by congress in the lifted there is still no guarantee House of Representatives for context of their efforts to try t that the research programs will Inside... fiscal year 1989, UCSD research­ balance the federal budget. get the amount of funds needed ers are skeptical about receiving Dr. Henry D.1. Abarbanel, a to pay the technicians and sufficient funds next year. UCSD scientist and the principal research scientists or buy the Opinion 5 The recent legislation is a direct investigator for one of the groups materials for the research pro- The '80s - result of the congressional lobby­ that received a URI grant, testi­ jects. • Decade of the ing efforts of UC and other fies before a house subcommittee To compound the problem, apathetiC student? university scientists, researchers two months ago about the "the University takes off 40 to 45 10 and administrators. The earlier harmful effects of the cap. After percent of the URI funds for , ••tur.. Dr. Henry 0 .1. Abarbanel is bill, passed in December of 1987, hearing the news he is optimistic overhead costs," Vallis said. "We Image proceSSing - optimistic about the future: "It had placed a 14 percent limit on about the future: "Next year URI are requesting that the overhead restoring art from the past will be business as usual. We URI funds available to anyone funds will be shared by all be waived, but that has not been approved. We don't know where are expecting 80 percent of [the state, will now only affect re­ states. .. it will be business as 18 funds that] we are requesting search through this year. usual. We are expecting 80 we are going to get funds for next -,. year." Women..'s tennis - for 1989." Other researchers The cap was arbitrarily based percent of[the fund that] we are are worried, however, and do on the state with the greatest requesting for fiscal 1989." There were II UC research fmishes 3rd at Nationals not feel that funds will be so number of scientific and engineer­ Other scientists, such as Geoff programs directly affected this with 5-4 loss forthcoming. ing doctoral graduates - Calif- Vallis, a research meteorologist See DEFENSE, pale 7 ThumJay, May J1, 1988 3 2 Thursday. May 11. 1988 NEWS NEWS

Levinson (San Diego Union), Sig Mikelson (Adjunct Professor at SDS U. former President of CBS News), A.S. too send 18 Apply for Ron Miller (Channel 39), and Mark Saylor (Los SHORTS Angeles Times·San Diego County Edition). The Guardian roundtable discussion will be moderated by Hugh Friedman, professor of law at the University of San to Educational Editorial UCSD Neurobiologists awarded 53.3 Diego. Topical areas will include: the changing role of the Positions million to investigate nervous systems press; the impact of the changed role of the press; the value of increased scrutiny of personal issues; the Rights conference by Friday. Six UCSD biologists were awarded a $3 .3 million National Institute of Health grant to investigate the press' ethical responsibilities; and the legal implica­ mittee. and Tom Rhee as student molecular basis of nerve cell signaling that underlies tions of reporting on sensitive issues (recent develop­ By CYNTHIA CHESY at large to the Rules Committee. all thought and behavior. ments in defamation/ privacy law will be explored). St~ w,.it~,. The three-year award, called a Program Project "Politics, Privacy and The Press" is being spon­ In announcements Mordecai grant, will support coordinated studies in each of six sored by California Western School of Law and the The A.S. unanimously allo­ Potash, vice president of External department of biology laboratories, and provide cen­ San Diego County Bar Association. The discussion cated 5540 in transportation costs Affairs discussed issues that were tralized facilities for computer analysis, instrumen­ is open to the public. Seating is limited. Fees are 515 to send 18 U CS 0 st udents to the covered at the latest University tation and other services. for the general public and 510 for students. Educational Rights conference of California Student Association Each study will focus on a different nervous sys­ at Stanford next week.end at last Conference in Santa Cruz. The tem, from those of leeches and lobsters to frogs and Richard Armstrong to live night's council meeting. UCSD conference representatives reported that the state legislature fruit flies. lecture entitled "New Works" The budget allocation was had reached an agreement over a klnvertebrates have traditionally been studied given to third world student Richard Armstrong of New York City's Whitney 17 percent increase in Cal Grant because their nerve cells are very large and identifia­ organizations and the Student Museum of American Art will deliver a public lec­ B awards and for more money ble, and the nerve circuits underlying their simple Tennis team member Nancy Calhoun volunteers to Affirmative Action Committee ture Monday, May 16 at the Lyceum Theatre in for affirmative action programs. behaviors can provide models for more complex hold "Joyce." an 11 ft.. 50 lb. Burmese python during to send their group representa­ patterns of neural activity such as thought," ~ccord­ Horton Plaza, titled "New Works." "[Passage of these proposals] yesterday's exhibition on Revelle Plaza of the San In his role as co-curator of the Biennial, in the tives to promote their state-wide ing to Allen 1. Selverston, professor of biology and Diego Wild An imal Park. is threatened by a billion dollar museum, Armstrong travels throughout the country agendas on educational rights shortfall in the state budget," director of the Neurobiology Program Project. and equity. 'This is very fundamental research aimed at reveal­ seeking out the newest in American art and selecting Potash said. ing the wa y neurons process information at a cellu­ the trends to be represented at the Biennial. In Items of Immediate Consi­ In other announcements, there M. D., as vice chair of the department and associate While often controversial, not just for who is lar and molecular level." professor C. Ann Rearden, M.D., an associate direc­ deration, Tina Maher was ap­ will be an all-campus tie-dye included, but also for who is omitted, the Biennial festival from noon to 4 pm this tor of clinical laboratories. pointed as student at large to the has come to be considered a showcase for emerging Monday at Revelle college with Dr. David Bailey named chair Bailey received his bachelor's degree in chemistry Finance Committee; Gayatri young artists. Gunasekaran to the Rules Com- music and a barbecue. of U CSD Pathology Department "with high distinction" from Indiana University and Armstrong's lecture is one in a continuing series of his medical degree from Yale University. Prior to "Lectures at the Lyceum," presented by UCSD David N. Bailey, M.D .. professor of pathology at joining the UCSD faculty in 1977, he was chief resi­ Extension. This particular lecture was made possible the UCSD School of Medicine, was appointed chair dent and instructor in the department of laboratory in part by a grant from the National Endowment for Professor angered of the department of pathology. Bailey has served as medicine at the Yale University School of Medicine. the Arts and is co-sponsored with The La Jolla acting chair of the department since August 1986. He was an assistant resident in clinical pathology at Museum of Contemporary Art and The La Jolla Continued from palC ] "We're going to get him, get a He succeeds former chair Peter W. Lampert, M.D., Yale-New Haven Hospital and a postdoctoral fellow Museum Downtown. input generated the whole dis­ reprimand placed in his file," the Errata who died in July 1986. in the department of laboratory medicine at the Yale The lecture will take place at 7:30 p.m., Monday, cussion." Guardian heard one biology University School of Medicine. In addition to his duties as chair, Bailey will con­ May 16. Admission is S6 (54. SO for students and On April 26, Saier wrote a professor say. "Don't worry In the short entitled tinue to serve as head of the division of laboratory LJMCA members), and tickets may be purchased in about him," the professor told a Cal Western Law School presents letter to Dutton based on his If UCSD Professor selec­ medicine, director of clinical laboratories and direc­ advance by calling S34-3400 or at the door if space research. Focusing on the "hard­ staff advisor. tedas Sigma XI Nat ion­ tor oft he toxicology la boratory at UCS 0 Medical Center. "Privacy, Politics and The Press" allows. "The department is arrogant nosed" vs. "flexible" approaches allecturer, "the organi­ " We are delighted that after a national search, the The political film series to present which he thinks divide opinion and out of hand," said another, best qualified individual was found in the UCSD kPrivacy, Politics and The Press" will be the topic on biology department policy, non-tenured professor who asked zation was referred to department of pathology," said Gerard N. Burrow, of a roundtable discussion to be held Saturday, May file on America and the Cold War he asked that the department not to be identified. "Students as Sigma Chi. In fact, M.D ., vice chancellor for health sciences and dean 14, from 9 am - 12 pm at California Western take the issue up at its spring are not encouraged to take any Sigma XI is the correct of the School of Medicine. "Dr. Bailey is an out­ School of Law. The roundtable will be presented in On Friday, May 13 at 7 p.m., the Committee for quarter meeting. role in their education or en­ name of the organiza­ standing example of the quality of the department. a Socratic format using hypotheticals concerning a World Democracy will present "Are we Winning, couraged to oppose the depart­ The recent advances in the 'new' biology are revolu­ political candidate's right to privacy. Mommy? America and the Cold War." The film is Saier's letter got some biology ment's policies. They just keep tion. The Guardian tionizing diagnostic pathology, and Dr. Bailey is Panel members will include the Hon. Lionel Van an exploration of the roots of the cold war era and department members angry, but all the control for the [ advisors], .. regrets this error. eminently suited to lead this revolution." Deerlin, the Hon. Richard Huffman, Harold W. its effects on American life. . got an "about time" from others. he said. Experience with us the fun and excitement of Bailey says the field of pathology will continue to Fuson, Jr. (vice president and general counsel, the Using images and historical footage from the Uni­ learning to Hang Glide. All eqUipment is playa significant role in many areas of medicine. Copley Press, Inc.), Michael Abrams (San Diego ted States and Europe, the film supports the thesis ~ ______J~~~~~~ ______~ .. As a basic medical science, pathology continues Union), John Allcock (Gray, Cary, Ames &; Frye), that war is not inevitable, but is rather constructed included and we are just minutes from the to playa strong role in both research and clinical Otto Bos (Director of Public Affairs and by various people, ideologies, fear and actions. The NIIU NEWLANDS, &/ilo, in Chief s..Ior !it8II wrtt..: Roben Leone. Larry Weintraub UCSD campus. Class size is limited and laboratory arenas, especially in light of advances Communication for Senator Pete Wilson), Cathy film is free and will be presented in TLH 107. St8If W...... : David Brooks. Cynthia CampbeU. Eric Chazankin. TODD RAPPARPORT, Mlllllllin, &/ilor Cynthia a.,. Richard Craig. Autumn Ehrmann. Mik. Foley. reservations are required. being made in molecular biology," Bailey said. Clark (Channel 39), Ralph Frammolino (Los K.tby Garla". ltaty G.rvey. Lind. Glave. Phil Gruen. Gay.tri PETER MESSROBIAN, News &/ilOr Bailey has appointed professor Charles Davis, Angeles Times-San Diego County Edition), Rick - Compiled by Sulil! Beel Gu_k.ra ... Cllria Hamlon. V.n Hutchinson. S .... n Hylen. JEFF BERESFORD-HOWE, Opinion Edito, Brian 11011.. Mila ltan. John Kearney. Mut Kenney. J.ckie Kermani. La ..... K....,.,. Erik Knutzen. J.ff Lambelk, Adam Levy. CALL NOW TO RESERVE MICHELE BIDWELL, Fealures &/ilo, l.eCIa Liahl. Nilel Lindemann. Philip MacOovcrn. Julie Munro. 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NEXT DOOR TO DISCOUNT TIRE I center. L • " Xl w,lh th, ,-".. por tlI't, J ______• 4 Thursday. May 12. 1988 Thursday. May 12. 1988 5 OPINION Students, Bio Staff Aren't Tearing Down the Walls members within the biology the Major professor-adviser was unequivocally informed him that department decided that the stu­ out of town or otherwise occu­ he must repeat the third quarter Hunter S. Thompson Letters 'How can the faculty, dent would benefit from the exist­ pied, another faculty member of math, the third quarter of starr, or students support ence of "concentration areas in could substitute merely by si~n­ physics, and Bio I to graduate. such a callous system? Is biology" which would provide ing the petition. Eventually, the He was not informed of the Jackson for guidelines for students interested adviser saw very few students, existence of advising professors Greedy Foxes the bureaucratic machine in particular disciplines. Gradu­ and student matters were more or an appeal process. President going to subdue even the ally, college distinctions at UCSD often than not handled by peti­ Convinced of the rigor of his tion. ell , folks, let me tell you a story about the red fox , and how I Editor: few remaining free began to fade, and the biology Foothill program, he decided to came to know him. It is a tale of treachery and violence and thinkers?' concentration areas evolved into To facilitate the review pro­ research the corresponding cour­ W vengeance rarely encountered in a family newspaper - or Jesse Jackson is a worthy major programs, each with its cess, the staff adviser would fre­ ses at UCSD. Books and chap­ even by me , in my own life, which has not been entirely free of these ca ndidate for president and I will own emphasis, each with its own quently place an "X" in the ap­ ters were compared, and he dis­ things. vote for him in the June primary. set of rigid graduation require­ propriate place, indicating whe­ covered that although the ma­ By MILTON SAlEK But even dumb brutes can learn, and 1 have long since quit even For the past 20 years, Jackson ments. ther she felt the petition should terials were not identical, overlap violence, wh ich I used to enjoy as a sport (but that passed when I has demonstrated leadership and The administration of each be approved or disapproved. If was extensive, equivalent UCSD was founded in an realized that not everybody feels that wa y, and some people want to strength in his crusade for civil major was handled by a group of the faculty adviser was in a hurry, amounts of material had been atmosphere of idealism, planned hurt you.) rights for. all people. Jackson's professors with research inter­ his daily advising tasks could covered, and the degree of intel­ to maximize interaction between Vengeance went the same way. It was fun to plot and to talk about, activities range from working ests in the particular subdisci­ then be completed within a 10- lectual challenge had been com­ faculty and students. The Cam­ but tlle real thing required more time and energy than being saddled with Martin Luther King in the pline. Somtimes a single profes­ minute period. No one ever parable. He was incensed, but he bridge College system was adopt­ with a terminal disease, and not even best vengeance ever paid the 1960s through Operation PUSH sor assumed responsibility as the seemed to complain, so it was didn't know to whom he should ed; elitist facilities such as a rent. in the 1970s, and through the head while the others served as concluded that the new method Dr. Mil ton Saier turn. faculty club were intentionally The English language is not crowded with words beginning with 1984 and 1988 presidential cam­ an advisory body. Eventually this was satisfact ory. Incited by this example, the the letter "v" that suggest anything but trouble. After violence and paigns. Through that time, Jesse omitted from the master plan. h "head" assumed the role of stu­ approach, implemented by a few other transfer students in the vengeance, there is also vulgar, vicious, victim, vermin, vain, vacant, Jackson has endured a lot of was felt that students and teach­ dent adviser for the group, al­ After returning from my sab­ professors, was responsible. I sent Sunday research discussion vile. vampire ...the list is long, with not a lot of smiles. criticism, much of it unnecessary. ers should live and learn together lowing the others to devote more baticalleave last year and while a memorandum to the chairman group began airing their griev­ Right. And never mind these arcane drifts of language. We will But each time Jackson faces in an environment conducive to time to their research, adminis­ teaching upper division Bio­ of the departmental undergrad­ ances. As each one in turn told leave them to villains a nd vissmongers like Edwin Newman and criticism, he overcomes his critics maximal intellectual exchange. tration, or other activities. chemistry (Bio JO 1), 1 was sur­ uate curriculum committee, to his or her story, my blood pres­ Robin MacNeil. with flair and dignity. During my early years at prised to learn that one of my the departmental chairman, and sure rose. , was appalled to learn What are we talking a bout now is the hideous death in the life of a Jesse Jackson is a motivator. UCSD, the faculty assumed a One problem which arose from teaching assistants was taking to the staff adviser, objecting to that everyone had justifiable red fox, cons idered by many experts to be one of the smartest beasts His oratory power leaves a strong variety of roles: those of research­ this new system was that the lower division Biology (Bio 1) this practice, but the memo was grievances but that most had in nature. impression on those who have er, teacher, administrator, and "head" was faced with far more concurrently. Subsequently, I ignored. Inertia is hard to over­ accepted their plight without adviser. Each of the three then advising responsibilities than any learned that three exceptional .. The fox has a distinct personality. His exceptional cunning. heard him. He has the power to come. challenging the decision con­ lift the spirits of old and young existent colleges had its own one professor had ever had transfer students who were con­ amounting sometimes almost to genius. has been responsible for At a student research meeting, veyed by the staff adviser. Not alike. His message of hope is theme, emphasis, courses, pro­ before. In order to lighten his ducting research in my laboratory one of my undergraduate trans­ one of these seven students has many exaggerated stories of his extreme resouN;efulness . .. fessors, buildings, and student - New Hunters' Encyclopedia, p. 14 especially encouraging to young burden, a staff adviser was hired. 3nd who had completed several fer students described his frus­ seen a faculty adviser or even people who have never really living quarters. A student inter­ That person was not required to of their upper division biology tration in trying to get his trans­ knew of the existence of such a Ut not from me. There is a whole nest of those vicious little red been able to relate to any presi­ ested in the natural sciences be a professor, biologist, educa­ courses at UCSD were similarly fer credits from Foothill College person. None had been informed buggers about 200 yards across the field from my front porch, my impression that most of us do dent since John F. Kennedy. participate by trying out for majored in biology, chemistry or tor, psychologist, or college grad­ being required to take Bio 1. accepted by the biology depart­ of their options. Band I am now in the proces of killing them. I got the big one a Jackson realizes that the youth is physics. There were no formally uate or have any knowledge of Why Go teams and enrolling in the PE Something seemed wrong. ment. Although he had taken a See BIOLOGY, page 6 few days ago and the others have gone into hiding. our future. He wants to make designated subdisciplines. A course content. Wasn't Bio 1 supposed to be a year of math, a year of physics They went all to pieces when the old man finally returned from his classes. I have very much enjoyed sure they can grow up in a society student, together with his self­ A student could, of course, prerequisite, rather than a post­ and a year of lower division last trip across the field . He was blind in both eyes and covered with a the PE classes I've taken here. Dr. Milton Saier is a Professor that is free of drugs, and that has To Games? chosen advising professor, would still consult a professor, but spe­ requisite for upper division bio­ biology at Foothill College and hard crust offeathers and peacock dung, and he was leavinga trail of But 1 have little desire to spend of Biology at UCSD and the plenty of educational and oc­ Editor: my time - a very limited and ponder his academic_emphasis cial requests were increasingly logy? Careful examination of had gotten straight A's in his author of " The Molecular Basis blood from the stumps of his hind legs. cupational opportunities for and select his curriculum. handled by petition. The petition departmental policy revealed upper division biology courses at h was midafternoon and the carrion birds were just beginning to I think Phil Gruen's commen­ valuable commodity - being a of Sex and Differentiation." young people. As the years passed, faculty facilitated matters because when that an inflexible, hard-nosed at UCSD, the staff adviser had think about feeding, but they were not in any hurry. There is no lack tary [Guardian. Apr. 28) is spectator, too. UCSD students among many other works. Because Jackson realizes the on target about some aspects of are busy. Many of us can not do of food around here. The peacocks eat well - even at 20 below - im portance of the youth, he has and so do all the scavengers. There is always pfenty of wheat-cracked UCSD students' outlook on the everything we would like to when effectively made them an issue in sports program. school is in session. We make corn and French fries . . . They will eat anything that bleeds. including his campaign. Children need role their own kind, like sharks in a feeding frenzy. If one of them gets But I think he expressed more choices: Will we sleep? Will we models, and Jesse Jackson fits disappointment that others go to study, work, or visit with NOW THRU SUNDAY wounded, he will be quickly devoured by the others. They eat the eyes that personality. Jackson wants and entrails first, and then they get into the meat. don't see things his way than friends and relax or paity or . .. 1 to make sure that all children convinced the readers that they I made a choice to write this n any market survey with a "chic scale"from one to 10, the red have a positive attitude about should behave differently, speci­ letter to you. I have placed a fox will run about eight. He is a ve ry stylish little animal, with themselves, especially when he fically by attending UCSD inter­ higher priority on this than other O a neo-valuable pelt and a social cachet on the level of mean encourages them to repeat the collegiate athletic competitions. things. UCSD students appar­ phrase: "I am somebody." RAYBAN ®SUNGIASS SALE horses and fast dogs. I think the UCSD Physical ently don't place as high a pri­ On some farms they will settle for lesser prey, like the gray fox - Unfortunately, many people Education department and its ority on watching intercollegiate one of the lower and uglier strains in the Vulpes vulva family; it has won't vote for somebody with related intramural and intercol­ athletics as Gruen wishes we did. eyes like warts and hair like the spines of a sea urchin, and a brain like little or no political experience. legiate teams offer very fine UCSD students, if they are a chicken on speed. If that's the case, then why have opportunities for students to similar to other members of the There is also the coyote, which is hunted or at least chased now and See JACKSON, pale' participate in sports. And it is See GAMES, pale 7 SAVE then by gangs of nouveau riche huntsmen in places like Vail and Palm Springs ... But it is not quite the same, because the coyote always wins. He is not a vain little punk like the red rox, with its bitchy little . to TO 45% temper and its pampered way of life. But I have never had a problem with coyotes, although the valley is EdItGr: full of them. In 15 years of relentless coexistence, not even a rabid My introdUCllioa to tbe polit' ofOOSl) ON OUR coyote has ever come up on my front porch and killed one of my itl bwaucracy baa 111_ to ~ -""iIWI"" fa mily animals, or even chewed up one of the peacocks. eye-openen that will 1Ul'pn.. _~ The red fox has a different attitude. He was arrogant and greedy shock many of you. HUGE STOCK and rude, and somewhere along the line he developed a taste ~or I am offlCiaUy the new ASU(:SD Salisbury steak. He also killed the family cat and took to roammg minacommillioner and die ...... == brazenly in the yard and even up on my porch in broad daylight, inheritinl is not pretty. Howcftr•• d • Ever expandi ng sniffing around the peacock cage. this letter 01lly u a coac:eraed ...._c.tI­ The Hav-a-Hart trap is a heavy metal box about 4 feet long, with faith that thinp Cfn ...... selection of Metals, doors on both ends and a nice little food tray in the middle. When the the comina year. animal gets far enough in to eat the Salisbury steak, both-doors clang The lituatioa we face with tb, -111); Wayfarers, CATS Sport shut ahd lock firmly. Escape is impossible. God Festiva." at Mile-Hiah ( .... II Thi When Ifound the red fox in the cage I talked to him for a while as I festival constiwtel the lalt opportUllitrlllM the- Series and the uNew" prepared a mixture of feathers and peacock dung, which I then began student. of UCSD will have Cor .., ~ of shoveling through the bars and into the cage with him. The fox sipjftcallt outdoor concert i dati lUX _ Electric Street Neats became hysterical as he thrashed around in the mess, trying to bite off well tbere. the end of the shovel. Every once in a while I sprayed him with liquid After the "Regae Festival" JIll fall. tiled glue and then a final shot of Mace in his eyes before I let him go. wereparametenplaced Gnany ovWoGr' ...... • 100% U.V. protection On his way across the field , the hideous, stinking half blind, min, both by the community ....· thit ~ brain-shattered animal had to pass between two yearling peacocks police that will be rllOrouaIy eatorllld. 'At • ., • Great for biking, who were pecking around in the grass for bugs, pa yi ng no attention outdoor concert aU peopleentcrlDa tIIe.....,.ndt to this thing that they didn't even recognize as a fox . 1 was stunned, will be searched for ak:oholan4 ...... TW driving, sports however to see the fox veer off his course and make a kind of area which the allow i. held mUll N ....-lit and staggeri~g dumb-vicious pass at one of the birds. ~o I sho.t him from the sound level cannot exc:eccla peal of 101 behind with a load of double-O buckshot to help him on hiS way. The decibels. Furthermore, prba. created mull last time I saw him he wa s covered with blood and two huge red­ be kept to a minimum. SAN DIEGO'S FINEST SELECTION OF RA YBANS BY BAUSCH Be LOMB tailed hawks were circling overhead preparing to take him into the I am urain, the student body to cooperate with these meuurea 0 that we can have the food chain. - By Hunter S. Thompson opportunity to create lome kind of social life on our campus in the future. (Editor'S note: Hunter Thompson is one of the most perceptiVe • Clalremont Square 272-8808 • La Jolla Village Square 535-C365 political writers of his generation. Howelltr, we found this column A significant contribution to thi social life cruel. We're running it because of our respect generally for and will be major , but we are cunnin, out • Pacific Beach Promenade 581-6769 . La Jolla 1241 Prospect 454-7532 commitmelll to Thompson. The Guardian in no way endorses the of viable venuea where concerti can be held. • Encinitas (Lumberyard) 942-0337 . North County Fair 745-9425 content of this column.) 6 Thursday, May 11, 1988 Thursday. May /1. /988 7 OPINION NEWS ors criticize his meetings with that Jackson does not hesitate in solely for the convenience or Jackson Yasser Arafat and Louis rar­ taking action, and that he is not Biology entertainment of the administra­ "So much of this view that the because of their present accep­ nuclear power it is because ofthe rakahn, and accuse him of being afraid to communicate with other tor, and these regulations are Soviets are out to get us and that tance of nuclear energy. Then waste, but I think the advantages Continued from page 5 harshly and arbitrarily used as a Continued from page 4 anti-semitic. Critics also assail parties concerning the welfare of Seaborg anti-SDI we've got to protect ourselves is the United States "will turn in nevertheless outweigh the liabil­ guillotine. Is this what the '80s outmoded in 1988," Seaborg men like Dwight Eisenhower and him for being a "maverick" or fellow Americans and for peace I had to reOect on my student the direction of nuclear power. It ities," Sea borg concluded. days at Berkeley during the '60s. are all about? Continued from page I on such current issues as Star said and stressed a concentration Zachary Taylor been elected pres­ "macho" when he negotiated the in the Middle East. is the only direction we have to Comparable treatment from the inspection, but that this was used Wars and the nuclear energy in areas other than SOl, in­ ident? Neither held a public office release of Lt. Robert Goodman Undoubtedly, some people will go, .. he said. All faculty seminars are held administration would have pre­ "without justification as an option. cluding the strengthening of the before being elected to the from Syria in 1984. tilljudge Jackson by his record, As for the issue of nuclear in the North Dining Room ofthe cipitated student demonstrations, excuse" not to sign the treaty, economy for competition abroad. presidency. Eisenhower served I feel that t he incidents men­ but if that's the case, so be it. He called SOl "impractical waste, Sea borg said it was a Muir Commons, and the next and the administrator(s) involved knowing their ideas would be for eight years. If a general can tioned above are irrelevant to Jesse Jackson has done much We'd like you to write a letter and a waste of time," and said Sea borg also predicted that problem that the United States one will be held Tuesday, May more good than harm (if any) in would either have been speedily to the Guardian. Why should unacceptable to the Soviets. that "we would almost have to the French are "going to be in a must solve anyway because of 31 . The speaker, Dr. Michael serve as president, t here's no this year's campaign, though. The Johnson placed U.S. nuclear reason why a civil rights activist murder of King took place 20 his past, and I fee l that that is deposed or tarred and feathered. you be any different from five to have an agreement with the position of relative economic the tremendous amount of mili­ McGuire , Senior Fellow in Here and now, this deplorable ten psychos weekly? power plants under IAEA safe­ tary waste," and that safe waste can't be elected president. Al­ years ago, and it does not matter something to be commended. Soviets that they wouldn't shoot superiority in 10 years or so Foreign Policy at the Brookings administrative muddle was ac­ Letters should be submitted guards in 1966, illustrating Amer­ storage is possible. though Jesse Jackson has never if Jackson was there or not. It Jesse Jackson has my vote for it down" in order to implement when they're able to develop Institution, will discuss "Soviet cepted year after year as it ica's sincerity, Sea borg said. The "If I have any qualms about held a public office, his involve­ does matter that Jackson has theJune primary. I firmly believe typed and double-spaced along the vulnerable program. electricity cheaper than we are," Military Policy." worsened. with the author's name and phone administration also worked ment in numberous projects like said that King was "my father that the issues he stands for, such VVhat has happened to our number_ through problems with the non- ,------"------figure, my brother figure, and as doubling federal funding for the Southern Christian Leader­ students? Where is their fight? nuclear powers regarding the ship Conference, Operation my teacher." education, building homes for They are due Friday at noon Why don't they organize? Where peaceful use of nuclear explo­ the homeless, providing for a for Monday's paper and Tuesday Breadbasket, Black Expo, Ope­ Jackson's meetings with Arafat are their ideals? And where are sives. ration PUS H, and the Rainbow national healthcare system, and at noon for Thursday's edition. and Farrakhan were in 1979 and ours? Is the student-teacher rela­ I n all these areas, "progress Coalition show him to be a figh ting to keep jobs for Ameri­ The identity of the author of a 1984, respectively, not 1988. tionship no longer valued? Is jus­ letter will be withheld upon was never made except when the ONCE YOU HAVE cans, will help this country tre­ capable leader. Jackson has effectively avoided tice no tonller an issue? How can President took it upon himself to mendously. request, but letters we receive People say that Jackson is mentioning those two figures this the faculty, staff or students anonymously will never be print­ take action," Seaborg said. Yet only running for president to year. Furthermore, Jackson is lOW , I will not criticize George support such a callous system? Is ed. not every effort was successful. ONE OF THESE satisfy himself and to "grab head­ not anti-semitic and he has si nce Bush or Mike Dukakis for their the bureaucratic machine going The Guardian is located next A scheduled Soviet-American lines." Jackson's critics feel that apologized for his off-the-record views, but I highly praise Jessc to subdue even the few remain­ to the Che Cafe, or letters can be Summit had to be cancelled when he "lied" when he said he cradled remark about the Jews and New Jackson. I feel it's time for a ing free thinkers? No one seems mailed to the Opinion Editor, the Soviets invaded Czechosla­ Dr. Martin Luther King in his York City. change , and that is why I want to care, not even the victims. UCSDGuardian, ~16, La Jolla vakia in August 1968. Seaborg arms as the civil rights leader was Finally, as for the rescue of Lt. Jackson Action! Forces operate to maintain CA 92093. called the invasion and summit assassinated. Jackson's detract- Goodman, this incident shows Oscar Canedo the status quo. Rules are created cancellation "one of the trage­ dies of the Johnson adminis­ tration ... But Seaborg said Johnson's efforts to cooperate with the AUTO USSR "set the stage for the SALT agreement that ... was IT'S AMAZING WHAT INSURANCE reached during the Nixon admin­ Nud not be expensive istration ... Special College Sea borg also gave his opinions DOORS WILL OPEN. Student Program CALL US FI RST 584-6400 Defense Continued from page I WESTLAND year by the DOD cuts, three of .~ ... Insurance Brokers which were at UCSD: research formerly Oak Leaf Ins. on remote sensing of the ocean at Scripps; the study of high-speed 3838 Camino and high-density hard-disk tech­ Del Rio North nology at the AMES department; UlS and a study of a prototypical wing with an application to commercial aircraft at the Insti­ tute for Non-linear Science. As a result of the cap, "labor­ atories were closed, people were EARN let go and we had to cancel our EXTRASS visitor's program and faculty salaries for this summer," Vallis GET $400 FROM FORD AND Earn S88 every month, said. Donate plasma. Study PRE-APPROVED CREDIT FROM FORD CREDIT. while you help others. New Hours For Your Games Hyou've graduated, or will gradu­ have a credit record, it must indicate Convenience: Open Continued from pale 4 ate, with a Bachelor's or advanced payment made as agreed. Until 6 PM Mon.-Thurs. American college students, have degree between October 1, 1987 and The $400 from Ford is yours some sense of what is important January 31 , 1989, take advantage of whether you finance or not. Keep it or For information call to them and what is not. Some the open door policy at (DEALER apply it to the purchase or lease of an 226-17JJ. groups differ from the others; NAME). You may qualify for $400 eligible Ford or Mercury vehicle. Harvard students are not UCSO from Ford and pre-approved credit For all the details, contact us or call Essential Biologics students. So what? The schools from Ford Motor Credit Company. To Program Headquarters, tolllree, at 3340 Kemper St. #101 are very different in their campus qualify for pre-approved credit, you 1-800-321-1536. But hurry. This need: (1) verifiable employment limited time offer is only available San Diego. CA 92110 cultures. Cambridge is not like La Jolla. beginning within 120 days after your between March 1 and December 31 , I I think Gruen is right when he vehicle purchase; (2) a salary suffici­ Ford Motor 1988. Take advantage 01 the concludes that our school's stu­ ent to cover normal living expenses Credit Ford/Mercury College Graduate dents wouldn't attend these plus a car payment; and (3) if you Purchase Program OON. events more if we had a football Company team. I think a large proportion YOGA YOUR of the student body doesn't find YOOIRAJ BEHRAIII & KETAYUI football interesting. Many even TRAIlED BY IYEIGAR 7 YEARS Nothing VviI1 get you through sion_ Rack & pinion steering. 36 mpg dislike it. Gruen would likely BOB BAKER'S geography quite as easily as the city, 39 mpg rugttway.* Front disc ladling uperience :!I years with agree that only a minority of the 19,fD1 students new 1988 front wheel drive Subaru brakes. Steel belted radial tires. Not students feel strongly enough to justy DL. to mention, a very nice coin tray. pay extra fees and attend the UNIVERSITY FORD games if they were played. I fREE YDIA/STRESS TheJusty's not bad at math,either_ And since 92% of aU the Subaru's WORKSHOPS think most of us do not object to 730 CAMINO DEL RIO N . • MISSION VALLEY CENTER At only $6088~ it's one of the registered since 1978 are still on the having a football team, but lovvest priced cars in its class. roacr.·· if you buy your lusty right many, including myself, don't 270-4868 And ifyou think we're talking about now. it might even be around when find that not having one is really CALL CHRIS BAKER, A SAN YOBA/MEDITATIOI SCHOOL. objectionable. some stripped down, bare bones, you graduate. I certainly object to having to STRESS COITROL IISTITUTE gutless wonder, you're wrong. Ask your participating SUbaru dealer DIEGO COLLEGE GRAD MAY 4320 _ It S.D. pay more fees to start a team. I 297-5001 first hope those students who enjoy X204.X214,or X2BB (llear cornel EI CajOti 81. & 4Ot~ ) We're tallting about a car that has about our TIme Buyer Program. more standard features than a math Then test drive a new 1988 front football enough to play and 1988, FOR DEl AILS ON THE AlSD II P watch it get som~ sponsors to class has nerds. wheel drive or four wheel drive Justy. pay for them to do so. But I think CNerhead cam engine. 5-speed It'D help you pass a lot more than the student electorate has been COLLEGE GRADUATE PURCHASE 730 CAMINO transmission. Independent suspen- your classes. consistent for years now , voting DEL RIO N. down support for a football MISSION tea m, confirming Gruen's sup­ PROGRAM AT UNIVERSITY VALLEY SUBARU .IUS I Y DL. posi tions and my claims. It i n't hig h on our list of priorities. CHRIS BAKER CENTER SAN DIEGO • ~lIolro few pncr Aclual pr1Cf' mirY wry Ptlr...e dors noC n:kdf: Iilltn and ~ . FORD'S FLEET DEPARTMENT. " '988 EIl'\ .,"mat . 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Administrative duties for the program • Fantasy & role-playing games • when urd"ring DELIVERY • quated feudal system that enabled the 'haves' to blindly • Fantasy miniatures • Robotech and Japanese Animation • BOURS; TO YOl JR • patronize and oppress the 'have-nots.' • Mon·Thu. I lam-MID A PAID POSITION Fri.·Sa\. Ilom. lam [)()()R • May 19, Thursday, 8:00 p.m. • • !.un. I 1:10am-MID • Pick up application from Nancy in the The Comic Gallery 4780 Clairemonl Mesa Blvd. Mandeville Auditorium San Oiego. CA 92117 • • 4224 Balboa Ave. 675 B N. Broadway Associated Students Office. For more Son D'ego. CA 921 17 Escondido. 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If everything goes well, Mile-High Field may be the site for future Sun God Festivals. he Sun God is "a flaky In effort to keep problem to a Counteracting the ravages of time piece of UCSD to build SUPER BUDGET FARES! minimum, alcoholic beve rages T a tradition around," said will not be permitted in the By AUTUMN EHRMANN layers of paint and varnish with­ John Steinhouse. chair of the festival, and security checks will Staff Writer out ever touching the actual Sun God Festival. be at the entrance. SEE THE SOUTH PACIF(C painting. Asumus discovered Five years ago a few students The UCSD Fifth Annual Sun LAX / HAWAII/FIJI/COOK ISLANDS / Back in the early seventies, that the "Mona Lisa" on display got together to create a "big God Festival is from 4 pm to UCSD physics professor John today at the Louvre has several UCSD party" and to them the II :30 pm on Friday, May 13. AUCKLAND / LAX ...... $965 Asmus was working in a high­ differences from the original "Sun God seemed like a center­ Food and game booths will be tech industry for a company painting as it appeared in the piece for the campus," Stein­ run by individual student organi­ called 'Scien~ Applications' and early 1500s. house said. The yearly UCSD zations who are budgeted by the • London ...... $479 • Amsterdam . .. $469 was traveling to Europe several "We found areas ofthe paint­ party has come to be known as Associated Students. Entertain­ • Frankfurt ...... $478 • New York ...... $198 times a year. Then, he got in­ ing where there should be moun­ the Sun God Festival and this ment beginning at 7:30 pm will volved with a woman and things tains. One part of the mountain year it promises to be bigger and include Preston Smith and the BASED ON ROUND TRIP. have never been the same. The had been rubbed away by a past better than before. Crocodiles, comedienne Pauley RUSSIA TOUR $290. CALL NOW, SEATS LlMITEDI woman is famous, recognized restorer. It appears to be trees Shore, and a special guest, The and admired by people all over now, but it was originally a part Mighty Lemon Drops. Profits YOUR STUDENT TRA VEL CENTER the world, and she is worth of a mountain. We also dis­ The Sun God is "a from the fair go to the Abused PIck up a free student travel catalog / Eurail millions. Her name is Mona Lisa covered that the original ~Mona Children's Foundation. posses / youth hostel cords / International student I.D. and for Dr. Asmus, she became Lisa" was painted wearing a flaky piece of UCSD cards / Work abroad and language programs. "a very serious hobby." necklace. As he went on, he to build a tradition Dr. Asmus had already had painted over the necklace, either around." By Leigh Rubin UCSD Student Center much experience using compu­ to simplify the painting or to 452-0630 ters for the purpose of art restor­ make it more religious. We aren't -John Steinhouse ation when the late Sir Kenneth sure," Asmus said. Festival Chairperson Clark asked him if he thought it Mistakes such as inadvertently would be possible to clean off the removing images on a painting years and years of brown varnish while in the process of restoration Ma,lo; R ••_a/ Guardian In actuality, this year's Sun \ AUTO REPAIR that were slowly disfiguring Leo­ are avoided with Asmus' tech­ God festival is the sixth one that UCSD professor, John Asmus, uses computer imaging to reconstruct old works of art thai have been nardo da Vinci's masterpiece. nique of image processing. This has been programmed at UCSD. damaged over time. After several years of unsuc­ process works only with com­ the first one was rained out. The SERVICE cessful communication with the puter-generated images until first two festivals were organized people at the Louvre, Clark and every detail of the restoral can be According to Asmus, the dif­ "The Martyrdom of Christ," a were unearthed by Chinese far­ by Sue Lewis. who felt strongly ~~'ONE STOP' SERVICE SPOT Asmus finally obtained a photo meticulously planned. ficulties with ever actually restor­ project which Asmus refers to as mers in 1974. When the soldiers about the project. She wanted to ing the painting itself lie in the of the "Mona Lisa." Using his "Image processing makes a "the world's greatest jigsaw were first discovered, they still see it become a tradition. The • 'your location for super service' 3 fact that the painting could be puzzle." The fresco, which was wore what is believed to be their ]BM Cores Data computer, prediction of what the final result project was later handed down I. •~~. I IMPORT a DOMESTIC • Asmus "turned the clock back will be like. The computer pre­ damaged and that it would be destroyed by an Allied bomb in original color, but, within a to a group of students who also 450 yea rs and began reconstruct­ sents a cold simulation, it's true. very difficult to remove the 1944, now lies in approximately couple of weeks after their dis­ . c'~ I 549.0272 _ painting from the Louvre for any felt that it should become a tradi­ ing the " Mona Lisa." I get much more excited when I a half-million pieces in 34 large covery, oxidation began to fade tion. 1·"'1.~ Open 7 Days a week. from 7AM-7 PM Through the image processing, see the real 'Mona Lisa, ... Asmus significant amount of time with­ wooden crates. Fortunately, in them. Today, the soldiers look With a "grass-roots effortfrom 8278 Miramar Rd. (in Miramar Auto Plaza) Asmus was able to peel away said. out disappointing thousands of January of 1944; just three faded and dirty, but once again a few students," the festival tourists. months before the fresco was Dr. Asmus' talents will be put to became a traditional "big UCSD blown up, someone took the use. He has taken photos of I It=c:,.~------~------I TUNE-UP I Asmus has many art restor­ party" known as the Sun God I • Reg SJJQ() I · E_lowpnce 4-CYl.$):i.90 I only color photo of it. Pro­ some of the soldiers and entered Festival, Stein house said. • Flush cooling syslem • In.. "" '-spool< plugs plus tOK ations to his credit. He has gramming this photo along with them into his computer. 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W. tennis takes third at Nationals Lose to Kenyon College, 5-4 in semifinals By JONATHAN SCHRETER yon's Grace Gardner, 7-5, 6-4 in two sets, 3-6, 6-7 (4-7 tie­ Schmeebeck a close match but came out Wednesday morning S".,u Edit", and the Triton's no. 6 player breaker). couldn't pull out a win, 2-6, 6-7 for the competition for third Susan Carney took Cindy Smith With the match tied after (7-9 tiebreaker). Usually, Whalen place with a definite purpose. No Nostradamus' predictions three sets to win, 6-4, 5-7, 6-2. singles, it would be the doubles would have played instead of match went longer than two sets didn't happen yesterday, but No.2 Julie Berman of UCSD matches that would decide the Berman but withdrew because of as UCSD beat up Franklin and UCSD's women's tennis team also went three sets against her fate of the Tritons. recurrinl trouble with her lei. Marshall Collele, 8-1. suffer~d a tragedy of their own as opponent Clara Cambell, going Behrens and Meier showed So the match came down to A quic:k run-down of the they lost to Kenyon College, 5-4, a total of 32 games, but couldn't what put them into the national the no. 3 doubles match between scores: Behren d. Amy Williams, in the semi-final round of the 6-3, 6-1; Berman d. Jennifer 1988 NCAA Division III Na­ Galambos, 6-4, 6-2; Meier d. tional Championships, Tuesday, According to [head coach Liz] LaPlante, the team came out with Shannon Martin 6-3, 7-6 (7-S), May 10. Whalen d. Karin Hyman 6-4,6- "It was a really close match all vengeance in mind [after the loss to Kenyon] and Franklin and I; Elizabeth Kennedy d. Diels, the way," was all a disappointed Marshall were the unfortunate ones to face their wrath. 6-3,6-2; Carney d. Atsuko Ueba, head coach Liz LaPlante could 6-1,6-0. say in a telephone interview In doubles, Behrens/ Meier d. Wednesday. Williams/ Hyman 6-2, 7-6 (7-3); hold out for the win, 6-7 (4-7 in individual doubles champion­ the teams of Diels/Carney and Whalen/ Mitchell d. Martin/ Disappointing, too, for the ships by beatinl Kenyon's no. I Smith/ Tartaglioni. The match Tritons, who had been ranked the tiebreaker), 7-5, 1-6. K.ennedy, 6-3,6-2; Diels/ Carney team of Julie Kipka and Clara went the full three sets and no. I going into the tournament Triton team captain Rhonda d. Galambos/Ueba, 6-2,6-4. Meier also ran into tough com­ Campbell 7-5, 6-4. resulted in a Kenyon win, 6-4, Accordinl to LaPlante, the as defending champions. 3-6, 7-S. Because of the length of petition against Kenyon's Lynne team came out with venaeanee in UCSD split the single matches Right next door, Susie Mit­ the previous matches, the final Schmeebeck, losing 4-6, 2-6. mind and Franklin and Marshall with Kenyon, 3-3. No. I Triton chell, who had just recovered point ended at II :30 Tuesday were the unfortunate ones to seed Christine Behrens disposed The Triton's no. 4 player, Janet from pains in both legs the week evening. of Julie Kipka 6-3, 6-2. No. 5 Whalen, playing on a strained before, and a tired Berman gave face their wrath, gritted teeth Triton Kristen Diels beat Ken- leg muscle, lost to Tia Tartaglioni the no. 2 team of Gardner and Upset at the upset, the Tritons See WOMEN'S, pale 14 Men's tennis Surf team finishes ranked 6th for fourth at NSSA national tourney Championship By JONATHAN SCHRETER State. Among the Banana Slug By MIKE FOLEY of some outstanding performan­ Spons Editor victories were UC Davis and st.n Writ. ces by the other team members. CSU Hayward, both Division II Coach Mike Glevy, who was UC San Diego's men's tennis schools. The Tritons faced Santa Despite some early setbacks in not able to compete because of team made marked improvement Cruz at Santa Cruz once this last weekend's NSSA Collegiate reeent surgery, praised Steve Colt over last year's season as they year, losing the April match, 5-4. West Coast Championships at for helping pull the team along qualified for this year's NCAA "If we faced them again, we Bolsa Chica State Beach (just by picking up valuable points by National Tournament, ranked could beat them," Hammer­ north of Huntington Beach), the winning most of his heats. Colt sixth in a field of ten. meister said, assuredly. UCSD surf team still finished a finished third overall in the men's The tournament will be hosted Behind UCSC in the rankings strong fourth behind Golden I I division. The second-best perfor­ by Washington and Lee Univer­ are hosts Washington and Lee, West, UCSB, and SDSU. manee in the men's division was sity in Lexington, Virginia and Swarthmore College, Washing- Last Saturday's contest, ori­ by team captain Allan Johnson ginally scheduled for two days, who made it to the quarterfinals. was held in very small surf which The team also had great per­ "Realistically, about eight teams have a shot did affect the performances of formances in the other divisions No. 1 seed Hunter Gallaway will some competitors who prefer with Jack Beresford finishing to win [the national tournament]. I expect also participate in individual biller waves. Three Triton surf­ third in the knee board compe­ we'll be right in there." competition in both singles and ers were eliminated in their first tition and Bob Crawford placing doubles with partner Sig Huber. heats, something that had never second in the bodyboard division. -Coach John Hammermeister happened in earlier contests. How­ isabelle Tihanyi finished seventh play until Monday. The way the ever, UCSD was still able to in the women's division. men's championship works is that finish among the leaders because See SURF, pale 14 the teams ranked seventh through will take place May 15-22. ton College (of Maryland), last tenth participate in a preliminary "We have a legitimate chance year's champions, Kalamazoo round to narrow the field down to win the whole thing," said College, UCSD, Claremont­ to eight teams. Triton head coach John Hammer­ Mudd-Scripps, University of the The No.5 and 6teams and the 'lleister. He has reason to believe South (in Tennessee), Whitman winners of the prelims are then w College and Emory University in randomly drawn against the top The t0l> team of the tourna­ the tenth spot. The Tritons have four teams. ment is U C Santa Cruz. Santa played and decisively defeated "Realistically, about eight CrU l boasted an undefeated Whitman and Claremont during teams have a shot to win [the 'ecord with the exception of a the regular season. tournament]. I expect we'l be ')~lt gainst Division I an Jose UCSD won't know who they See MEN'S, pale 14 Weekly Sports Calendar • • nate Team Location Time

5/ 10-14 W. tennis @ NCAA Championships Atlanta, GA all day

5/ 9-15 M . tennis. @ NCAA Championships Lexington, VA all day

5/ 21-22 M . & W. crew @ Pacific Coast TBA all day Championships Top (left to right): and David}. of Love and Rockets. Bottom: Bubbleman; David Newton and Paul Marsh of The Mighty Lemon Drops.

by larry weintraub hiafua writer The house lights had gone around onstage to the beat of thunderous riffs from his tic guitar and began strum· formed exceptionally well. out and the capacity crowd at the "Bubblemen Rap," the aluminum foil~wrapped guitar, ming the chords to the force· Opening the show was San Diego State's Open Air audience cheered and laughed . stood motionless eye· ful "No New Tale To Tell," another of Europe's bri~htest Theatre was getting restless, uproariiously. But as quickly ing his abused fretless bass the first single off their cur· bands, The Mighty Lemon awaiting the arrival of the as they had appeared, the through darkened spectacles, rent "Earth, Sun, Moon" Drops. Dressed in leather reigning leaders of distortion Bubblemen, pledging peace for and Kevin Haskins pummeled album. Equally exhilarating jackets and blue~jeans, the pop, Love and Rockets. the whole planet, were gone away on his drums. was the transition to the band's clean·cut rockers churned out While most of the fortunate and the crowd was satisfied in It wasn't until several son~s current hit. "Mirror People." an impressive set. Having been fans seated in the first section knowing that they had just into their set that Love and After about 70 minutes of heavily compared to England's of the amphitheater pushed witnessed something that few Rockets were able to fully ear.shattering music, hypno. Echo and the Bunnymen, The each other toward the stage, others had seen before. captivate their audience, when tizing strobes and laser·like light Mighty Lemon Drops pro· the remaining 4,OOO~plus au~ The house lights were again David J. teasingly plucked the beams, the band casually left duce a similar type of early dience stood screaming and restored, and order was once bass~line to the immortal the stage. Returning shortly rock·influenced music. whistling in eager anticipation. again retained. It would be Bauhaus classic, "Bela Lugo. after, the band began its encore Having gained substantial In an instant, the crowd's nearly half~an·hour before the si's Dead." Not, however, with their first domestic hit success with European audi· noise·level went from a con~ English trio would take the completing the song, Daniel song, "Kundalina Express." ences, the band is currently strained roar to a near~riotous stage again, returning the out~ picked up the pace and flowed Ending the show, the Bub· touring the United States in hysteria as a trite yet familiar door venue to its unruly state. into the powerful, "Yin and blemen reappeared for the support of their latest album, tune btodcast over the sound~ Soon, Love and Rockets, Yang the Flower Pot Man" final number, the funky "World Without Ends," system. It was the notorious which includes three former from their second album, "Lazy." As both Daniel and which contains the catchy hit Bubblemen 's theme song, ask~ members of England's pre~ "Express ... David walked offstage still "Inside Out." Playing exten· ing the eternal question, "Do miere doom~and~gloom band, Daniel added the saxophone playing their respective sively in Southern California, you believe in the Bubble· Bauhaus, anonymously walked to his repertoire, bringing instruments, Kevin continued the band's stops include a men?" that had evoked this to their respective positions haunting charisma to the to retain the beat, bringing the headlining spot at the North anarchy. For most of the die· amidst a deafening hum. moody "It Could Be Sun· show to an end. Park Theatre, and top billing hard "Deathrock" rans, the Opening with a collection shine." as DavidJ. sang, "You In retrospect, Love and at UCSD's annual Sun God corny melody meant that the of early and new unreleased can get from here to there/By Rockets put on a tremen· Festival. Bubblemen (the alter egos of material, it was evident that leaps and bounds or mea.sured dously powerful show, high. Based on their performance Love and Rockets) were about although the band consists of steps/Yau an make ask dark lighting material from all three with Love and Rockets on to be beamed onto the stage. only three members, they're affair / Depending on your point of their albums, as well as new Saturday ni~ht, UCSD can As the three fairy·tale char~ capable of producing enor~ of view." yet·to.be released material. expect The Mighty Lemon acters dressed in black·and~ mously loud music. As sin~ One of the show's high. While not noted for action· Drops to put on a great show white bumblebee costumes ger/axeman Daniel Ash twis· lights came when Daniel packed shows, Love and featuring solid rock 'n' roll danced, frolicked and rolled ted around the stage powering picked up his 12·string acous· Rockets sounded and per· with a powerful edge. p.m. Special guests Majel 8ar ~ ~ ---- . ------rett Roddenberry (Nurse - gOings-on -- Chapel), Guy Vardamon, and Poetic Carroll performs Denise Tathwell ("Star Trek: MUSIC The Next Generation" t ec h ~ by adam levy American Fiction at UCSD, nical wi zards) will answer TRIVIA and who relZards Carroll as an Department (LAPD) is a per ~ hiarul writer r formance troupe based in questions an give behind · the~ QUIZ extremely influential person downtown Los Angeles which scene anecdotes about their Jim Carroll grew up in the in Post-modernist expression, said that although his music is The La Jolla Civic / Univer~ consists of artists, writers, work . Also see infamous streets of New York during alienated, Carroll's honesty .uwuICI III1WUICI sity Symphony marks its sea~ actors and singers who are blooper reels from both old the turbulent '60s. It was there ~ng that this ~k Prince's " LOvesexy" is reteased. it seems approp­ shines through and makes the 'IHI WT IMPDOI STAND.Ate DILI¥D son finale with a special con~ well acquainted with life in the and new "Treks," "Star Trek" that he learned to despise the riate to do a piece on banned/changed record covers. Prince's new listener contend with realities ....y'IHI t_ Pt." ~ ..." CIOI8IG cert "French Music" at the streets of Skid Row. The movies, video presentations hypocrisy and lies that sur~ album sports a photo of him nude on the cover. The largest record cNin that are "outside of regular 1H.aDOWM. DIAD MIA, IIn.4 TO SNOWY IMIl UCSD Mandeville Auditor ~ Troupe will appear at Sushi of British science fiction TV in the United States. the Sam Goody/Musicland group. has banned it rounded him. A1CW11III LAW • IUNIIf WAU. IT•• MOOMITIUCIC societal norms." He further ium on Saturday, May 14 at 8 (852 Eighth Avenue) to pre~ programs, and Japanese ani ~ from its shellies - you haw! to ask for it at the counter - so e~ct the Carroll uses these experien~ cover to be changed In future editions. Here are so~ questions based described Carroll's music as p.m. and Sunday, May 15 at 3 sent "LAPD Inspects Amer ~ mation. Proceeds will go to ces in his prose and poetry, on this motif. Our winners this ~1c are Randy DotI.... V...... "surrealist, hard~edged with p.m. Under the superior di ~ ica: San Diego" on Sunday, Ronald McDonald House. For and has become a well-known TlNlnyt and Nron Cohen. Co~ to Assorted VInyl to pick up your hallUcinatory vividness." WIA rection of Thomas Nee, the May 15 at 8 p.m. The perfor~ details call 259-4891. free album ISS.98 list or less ,. and poet. He will WIA cot.OII cot.OII Symphony will highlight the mance will reflect active work I. What Rolling Stones album was origlNlly pJanned to be called be appearing at the Spirit Club Carroll has also collaborated III1WUICI ~ music of several major French with the poverty level com~ • • • "Cosmic 0Yistmas .. with a shot of MIcJc In a Brlxton prison cell? Sunday at 8 p.m. to perform with Patti Smith and Lou Reed, -.oXlaulS compo~ers . Selections will munity to portray specific and The La Jolla Museum of 2. What David BowIe album prior to "Zlggy Stardust" was ~ in his works. and was an important figure in MID.... " c:IIOI...e STAND AND DBMa include Debussy's "La Mer," general issues of homeless ness Contemporary Art's film Europe with a picture of him in a drag? Carroll began writing at age the art rock scene that took STAND.Ate DILI¥D ....y nil t_ Pt." 3. What Jimj Hendnx album was released In England with a bt'\I}' of Rameau's ClLes Indes Galan~ here in San Diego. The per~ program is presenting "Back 13 with his first book entitled place in New York in the to School II: Student Films by almost-beautiful girls posing prowoc.atillefy in the nude? tes," Ravel 's " Pavane For a formance is made possible in 4. Speaking Jlmi. on what album cover In England pictured himself. The BasketbaLL Diaries. In it, he mid~'70s. Major Directors," tomorrow 0' Dead Princess" and "Roman part by grants from the Brian.Jones. Bob Dylan and BrItish O.J. as marionettes? revealed the daily struggles of Most recently, he is work~ night and Saturday night at 5. What Seat/es album originally fearured the Infamous .. Butcher Carnival Overture," based on National Endowment for the his teenage years, and his bouts 1im Carroll will be performing at the ing on an album in collabora~ 'IHI WIIOI18 4IUYI 7:30and 9:30as a benefit for a Block" cover. IIIIhlch Jotvl Lennon claimed was a comment on Berloiz's opera, " Benvenuto Arts and the California Arts with heroin addiction. More Spirit on Sunday. tion with Ray Maruurek, organ student film project at San Vletnam7 Cellini." Guest~soloist Flor~ Council. This is a powerful importantly, however, the player for the Doors and pro ~ Diego State University. See Movies." It was enthusiastically ence Blumberg will sing Pou ~ commentary on this country's ...... diaries were insightful and ducer of X's albums. Man~ lenc's "Gloria," composed for own Third World. the early works of such suc­ 'N' ent~ must ~ taken to "'-Md honest revelations of the insane received, and at age 22, he \/Inyl Dy noon MoncIay four d¥ aftrr !hi! became the youngest to be zurek has compared Carroll to chorus, orchestra, and soprano cessful contemporary directors UIst week's .nswen Issur dar. Houn: ,0-4 Monday II1rougn world in which he found him­ Friday. nominated for a Puliner Prize. Jim Morrison for his similar soloist. For details call as John Carpenter, Brian I. Julian Lennon self - the ftigid, asphalt streets "\Mnnrr and prize wi. ~ printed in !hi! He has recently published two verbal gifts. 534~4637 . DePalma, David Lynch, Mat 2. The Mahareshi Mahesh Yogi following IMMulluur. of the metropolis. This theme 3. "1 Don't Uke Mondays" tin Scorsese, john Waters and "Only UCSO stude:llS. faculty and sufi would be found often in his other works of prose and 4. Warren Beatty may enter. \I.1nnm will ~ ~ed to show A major science fiction Robert Zemeckis. Admission later works. poetry: The Book of Nods, and 5. Janis Joplin. Bob Dylan thrir UCSO lO. cards to CUlm , prizr. Forced EntTies: The Downtown Staff Write" convention is being held at is $5. "Entrirs shOuld incIudr 1lIIYIr. addreSS, Diaries. HI!IC1< '< IS puhlishl·J .:v.:ry UCSD's Peterson Hall on I~~. '" and homrtown. The book was considered ELEaNOR CASTILLO May 15 from 10 a.m. to 6 -kathy By the late '70s, Carroll had ThursJay of th.: acaJl'mi<: The Los Angeles Poverty prland ground~breaking for its style KA THR YN GARLAND Yl'a r as a suppl.:m.:nt to re~ and punkish elements. It was formed a band and later JOHN KEARNEY thl: UC D GULlrJllln. R.:· published in the Paris Re\liew leased three albums, two of MARK KENNEY proJuction nr USl' of any and inspired jack Kerouac to which are entitled "Catholic ROBERT LEONE porti(ln of this magazi nl' Ir------~ UCSD EARLY BIRD SPECIAL I Long Viva write, "At 13 years of age, jim Boy" and "Dry Dreams." ADAM LEVY without wrinl'n permis­ I ALL NIGHTS 4-7 I Carroll writes better prose His songs, like much of his Arts Editors PHIL MACGOVERN sion is a nn-no. W .: wl·l· LARA MlHATA nlOll' unsolidt.:J Il"n~rs , Not wanting to sort through than 89 percent of the nove~ prose, view the world from an by larry weintraub material from their later NANCY MUNTNER manusnipts anJ a rtwork . the legal mess that would ensue albums. lists working today." alienated perspective, often SUSIE BEEL hiarw writer EVA WONG ISABELLE TIHANYI hut assuml' no resp(lnsi­ : 2 FOR 1 : if Morrissey were to retain One of the most enjoyable In '74 Carroll moved to San dealing with the. New York hility for the return Charbroiled Dinner LARR Y WEINTRAUB of I I Following the demise of one moniker, the soft~ songs is the witty, "Hairdresser Francisco where he published city subculture that he knew SABRINA YOUMANS sut'h. Buy one charbroiled dinner I of music's most innovative spoken Englishman opted to on Fire." Unfortunately for his first collection of Poetry so well. Professor Larry I and receive the second one . and thought provoking bands, promote his own name. Al~ record buyers, the song only called Living At The Movies. McCaffery, who teaches New I of equal or lesser value I The Smiths, lead singer and though the album is filled with ...... , ...... lyricist Morrissey has re~ depressing and gloomy satiri~ ...... , ... . bounded with a dark and zation, Morrissey insists that : FREE : intense debut solo album he has no hard feelings }::}::::::::::}::::: .... ::.~:~:}: ~ :~:>~:::~:::~::(>:~:: ~:a~f:'tL. ~::< I .. jth coupon only II towards his former band~ j .. "".... entitled, "," As the .... _ ..•., . ::::::::::>::::>:- .... :: : ...... :. : ::::::: :: : :::: ~~ :::: : :: I Good through May]) I-- album's tide implies, "Viva mates, just a disappointment I Not valid with an y· I Hate" is not filled with very that they hadn't gone further. I 581·1151 other coupon offer :9 t:..~·.. I optimistic lyrics, however, "Viva Hate" opens with two PMilir~r. I both the simple and complex somber songs, "Alastian Cou­ I ______------~------orchestration that surrounds sin" and "Little Man, What each song beautifully com~ Now?," which speak of broken plements Morrissey's slightly love and broken dreams re~ demented prophecies. spectively. It is the third and I------Any small. I I 25 OFF medium or large I 0/0 In an interview that ap~ appears on the cassette and I Ie frozen yogurt I peared in an English magazine, compact disc version, which I I Morrissey claims that he was leaves many without the op~ the last one to find out that portunity to hear Morrissey I I The Smiths had broken up. whine about his inability to I I Stating that he found out that get a haircut appointment. I I guitarist had left Reminiscing back to The I I to work with the Talking Smiths' album, "The QJeen Heads and the Pretenders by Is Dead," Morrissey ends ,.-,-~=,..,.,-, I I VOId With any other offe< reading it in a music tabloid, "Viva Hate" with a political I Toppings not Included I, One coupon to a Morrissey states that he hasn't statement calling for the death I customer Expires 5/15/88. I spoken with ~arr or the rest of English Prime Minister Marsaret Thatcher, in "Mar­ I Houri: 11 -10:30 Mon.-Thurs. I most powerful song. "Every~ garet On the Guillotine." 11-11 Fri. & Sot. I I day is Like Sundav" that Morr.iaaey tends out a very 12-10:30 Sunday I GE2::t:::::::L::j I should be considucd one o-f bleak message as he recites, _the-besttunei Morriuey has "The kind people have a wond· ------ever been involved with. A erful dream/Margaret on the forceful and movins melody guillotine / Becawe like ,au make about life after nuclear des­ be {eel so tired/When will you _. The MUIR COMMUTER CLUB truction, Morrissey moans, die?" is sponsoring a "Hide on the promenade/Scratch Though the gloom hangs out a postcard/HOUI I dearly high, if you are a Smiths fan, PADRES-ME I S GAME wish 1 was not here/In the sea· you'll no doubt see some Wednesday, May 18, 1988 side town/. .. that they forgot to prosperity in Morrissey's bomb/Come! Come! Come - "Viva Hate." Most people who For only S2.S0 you get a ticket to the game, of the band since the comple~ nuclear bombJ" have followed the band since plus 2 hot dogs and a soda in the parking lot tion of their last album, Following are several its inception have come to "Srrangeways, Here We dreamy and haunting songs expect the pessimism and before the game. Come." With remaining similar to some of the earlier alternative outlook from • W&1CII DOGS ·.GDOG..-n Tickets will be on sale at the Middle of Muir Smiths members Smiths material. It is not until Morrissey's lyricS, and "Viva and Mike joyce currently the catchy "Suede head' that Hate" is no exception. From a • UD DOG IIIOaI • MAD DOG IIIoa'S IM.O.M.) from Monday, May 9 through touring with rising Irish star the album really picks up fan's standpoint, Morrissey • 1'-liliiii Wednesday, May 18 at 9:00 •• m. Sinead O'Connor, Morrissey tempo. The current single is a has delivered the next best ·IWIUI enlisted the aid of producer / musical treat that sends a thing to a new Smiths album, BUY YOUR T1CKET NOWI musician to reminder of some of The which is mdre than most ever ... '_ .• begin work on "Viva Hate." Smiths' more proKr.sive expected.

2 h l a' u~ Ma v· 2 1988 Photos. A white room lined with photos. 84 photos inside plastic baggies with ziplock tops. All at eye level. The line of prints goes around the studio space at the Annex Gallery. They are neatly pinned to the wall with tacks. Instamatic. They are all Polaroid instamatic prints. You can tell by the white frames that are a part of each photo. "Keep it simple," says Roberto Salas. "No fingerprints, no frame. It's easy, casual, quick, humorous~practicality intent." Little vignette . Out of ontext. Objects are enclosed in the baggies. Above a gray ink spreckled with paint. A print. Roberto Salas himself is contained in the bag. So is blue water. The show is playful. TIlere is a photo of the title of the installation in one of the baggies. "Class ~ Conecious Conefessions~ Final Cone~ tact." He even plays with words. Cones. Bright orange pylons. Traffic cones. He has been working 11 years with cones. "They are objects used over and over again. They have pyramid similarities, they are like volcanoes, full of power, the temple of the earth. They are experiments - I'm obsessed with how to use them; my new Barry Bernal was on campus last Thursday and taught the afternoon jan discoveries are very playful." dance classes, Bernal, who scarred in "Cats" and" tarlrghl Express" in Neul York, is originally from National City, Annex Art Annex Art He told me about his plans for an eighteen~foot blue concrete palm tree for Harbor Island that is still awaiting approval from the San Diego Port Commission. As we talk, the dark~haired artist walked to the next studio, got out his Polaroid instamatic camera and waved for me to come along. Sitting on the desk, amongst Make a great art supplies, was an avocado sandwich from the Che Cafe. Salas took a picture of • it and slipped the undeveloped print of the sandwich and the real sandwich into a IlHll]lClrita plastic zip~lock baggie. The show runs until Mar 13. willi La Paz -Iabrina youmans

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June 27 to July 8 W.T. QUick's 1988 sci~ ence~fiction novel Dreams of (2 weeks at UCSD) Flesh and Sand has problems. To begin with, his use of char~ July 18 to August 18 acterization is weak; when he wants to show that a character (4 weeks in Europe) is tough, ~ick uncreatively laces that character's language .-. MAJOR STUDIO SNEAK PREVIEW This is a a unique opportunity which is open to with profanity. QUick's de~ 9:00 PM SATURDAY, MAY 14 scriptions are quirky and dis~ anyone over 18 years old to study Spanish or joined, and he overuses the SCI"'E SAY HE'S A MIRACLE MAN. SOME SAY HE'S A FRAUD. french while living abroad. After two intensive technique by which objects weeks of setting a groundwork for the are described by their brand YOU ARE ABOUT TO MEET A MOST UNUSUAL YOUNG MAN. names, instead of by their language at UCSD, participants travel abroad physical attributes. The narra~ to either Paris or Madrid to immerse tive is third person singular, themselves in the culture and language. although Quick changes char~ acters at the drop of a micro~ • • chip, which makes the plot · Space Is still availablel Regisb'ation hard to follow. deadline is May 2Otb. Please call 534-4364 And then there's the plot, or -4365 to receive more information. which concerns the corporate conflict between a gigantic multi~national corporation and its computer system, with interference by such peripheral parties as other corporations (including The Moon, Inc.). AWomans It's a relief when Quick stops complicating the plot and writes in some senseless vio~ lence. Three people apparently Choice... die on page one, all in nasty ways, including a fall from the RnI 0114 row RD • ROOmf IfIIfCHurn · fU[l(R IIUSfDfI· II RHY D[ 0Sf mon 237th floor of an office build~ • Frpe Pregtlllncy Testing i ing. The pace slows down a llRHY SIURHl mA5I~RSOn . ~HGlni ffiHDlfn i UlURfn Oru ,Rll little after that, but not much. • Early Pregnancy Tt!sting Blood and guts appear to be • Pregnancy Termination ~ick's forte. • General or Local Anesthesia Reviewers should regard the • Affordable Birtb Control fictional reality of a science~ MRNoRTW fiction novel as a part of the • DiagnOSis & Treatment ofSexually author'S creation, worthy and Transmi/led Diseases (.5TDs) deserving of comment. With I QUick's work, you can see Jill Rt I;tUOOlOJIlIIru " ~ where the serial numbers have • sino 1611~11 I .ll!Jm 1I.b1~1 , "~llflH IH been filed off his version of ~ J Iffj~ [ If) . R IRllltlllun · rrufll~ IMJIIJI · HHRIl!l Dl m~lIll1ijl ' f IHll SI HI In 'II Will Family Planning Associates future reality. Quick has lifted ~ rm Illmn · IIIllllJ GWS·1JIMl UJHRi~R ' ~lll f Rl' Rral ·. 1~11f1 • Medical Group out vast chunks of William .H' .II-JI{]l! fl J!JlfllMiIOO.rJIIlK5IThlml. 'IHI!lPHHiIIIRllf. 1 RIlI~'Uio!R Gibson's 1984 Hugo and H~llIS 5lIUHH ~ru IN ), 1Jl4lltNm" Call tbe College Line Nebula award~winning novel I I SI 110 HHf! sl no~ i , OIU~ fil~ ~fo'"",...... ~ _1"_._ ... - Neuromancer to "create" a 619' 535· 1379 frame of reference. It's fairly COVE THEATRE, LA JOLLA for Studenl D/$counl 7730 Girard Ave. 459-5404 obvious that Quick is trying to cash in on Gibson's suc~ cess, and his attempt is hopt'~ lessly botched. 4 h iatus May 12, 1988