l'Jal'cb 20, 1986 University of Missouri· St. Louis Issue, 541 .Barnett Responds ·Positively To Evaluation
Speaking specifically about 21st century. " I won't be on campus that much Steven Brawley Barnett said that by June 1 she pus philosophy provides a ' managing editor will be on board. philosophical overview that helps UMSL, Barnett said this multicam " I believe this campus can between now and then because'I still "Giving your presence give peo people have a clear perception of pus theme will be benefiMI. become a role model for what other have things to finish in New York" Chancellor-elect Marguerite ple an indication you really are com what it is the university is doing," "I think this campus is poised to urban universities should be doing," she said. ' Ross Barnett responded optimis ming and that your enthusiasm she said. become a crucial part of the she said. tically to the recommendations hasn't diminished," she said. She believes that this will also economic development in St. She said that the UMSL campus ~made to evaluate the UM system. Barnett said the multi campus carryover into her role as Louis." has' the talented faculty that can She will return to St. Louis on At the March Board of Curators theme of the report su bmitted to the chancellor. She also added that the campus make this possible. April 17, to partiCipate in the Chan meeting on campus, Barnett made curators, by the Committee to "It reinforces the efforts of the can become a" good neighbor" to the Between now and June 1, Barnett cellor's Report to the Community her first official appearance at Improve the University of Missouri chancellors and the president in public school system and that it can said she will continue to read piles being given by interim Chancellor lUMSL since it was announced she was very favol'able. really moving things at what I think do" systematic" planning for educa of material and meet with various Arthur C. MacKinney at the Adams will become chancellor on June 1. "The curators and the multicam- will be an accelerated pace." tion of students who will live in the people. Mark Hotel. Committee Curators Approve Degree Report Is students who want to workwith the In university-wide action the Craig A. Martin news editor elderly but who have not yet decided board heard a plan presented by UM President C. Peter Magrath to focus Outlined In their regular spring meeting, on an area of specialization," said the direction of the university's the UM board of curators approved a Calsyn. Steven Brawley extension efforts. new masters degree in gerontology The new program could begin as managing editor The plan is called "Toward for UMSL and heard' a revised plan early as next fall. Excellence: Blueprint for the The major findings and recom for the new science building on the In other action dealing with UMSL Future of University Extension," mendations presented to the campus. the curators heard a revised plan for and focuses on the direction of Board of Curators by the com Gerontology is the study of the a new science building here. extension efforts in four areas: mittee that analyzed the UM aging process and has professional The new plan calls for a smaller • increasing profitability of organizational structure was applications in numerous fields version of the proposed building agricultural enterprises of various outlined in a 33-page report. ranging from social work to educa because less money is available from the state. types In summary, the report urged tion to physical and occupational · that such an overall plan would Work on the project is scheduled • expanding economic develop therapy. ment activity for the state, com , strengthen the university's posi The proposed program was to begin this summer, with actual munities and individuals, fion with state and private sour- . developed in response to more than construction beginning in the fal\. • strengthening families as social ces for support. . 350 inquiries during the past three The board authorized two con and economic units Internally, the report sugges- years from prospective students in tracts for the UMSL campus. • and enhancing lifelong education ted that more authority be given terested in advanced study of geron The largest allows for the for · professionals, as well as life : to the four chancellors for the tology, said Robert Calsyn, director purchase of $700,769 worth of com enrichment and occupational tran · day to day running of the cam- of the interdisciplinary undergrad puting equipment from the IBM sition training for individuals. · puses and that the president and uate gerontology program here. Corporation of Columbus. The plan also calls for a single the curators concentrate more "This program is designed for The other approved a $571,151 name, University Extension, to be · on policy and planning. those students who may be contract with Vince Kelley Con applied to all extension efforts that The Committee to Improve the employed by agencies that provide struction and Remodeling Co. Inc. originate from the university's four University of Missouri submit services to the aging but who have of St Louis for remodel ing currently campuses, Lincoln University and ted the following recommen had little formal training in geron in progress at the University Bookstore. the 350 extension specialists cover dations to the curators: tology. It is also suitable for ing Missouri's 114 counties. • To achieve multicampus benefits; the university must have strong management, a strong president and strong cam pus chancellors . Committee Reports To Curators • There must be an effective management system for alloca- Steven Brawley " We never visualized the tion of resources based on cam manag ing editor Univcristy of Missouri only at pus missions and the state's Columbia." he said. The idea of having the ' M pres i- ~ - ] needs as determrned By the university leadership and the dent serve as· chancellor of the M The report pointed out that in the curators The committee Columbia campus was rejected by a past the university failed to realize the four campus structure of its believes this "nil require NEXT: Marguerite Ross Barnett visited ourcampus last week dur committee headed by Charles F. ing the curator's meetings. She will take over the helm as UMSL's Knight. system. See "Report" Page 3 At the March 14 UM Board of The failure to recognize this has lI new chancellor June 1. Cedric R. Anderson Curators meeting held on campus, resulted in, " a failure by the univer the committee that was formed to sity to achieve many of the benefits conduct a study of the university's of its structure." "I m mun ization organizational structure presented In the report the four campuses Uthe Wins a 33-page report to the curators. roles were outlined. Knight. chairman and chief It stated the UMSL pmpus, being executive officer of Emerson Elec UM Sets NetN Policy Robert Smith Charles F Knight the newest, still had shallow roots in tric Co. , outlined in his report its urban setting. Beginning with the next semes ing at UM waiver form requesting several recommendations for s ity. but a multi campus univ ersity ··It seeks to fashion a special role ter, students enrolling at UMSL will medical, philosophical or religous strengthening the UM and how it should he run." Knight for itself in a city served by strong' Ih.e required to show proof of exemption. Cash Award organizational structure. said. private colleges and universities." Outbreaks of measles and rubella "The time is at hand to change The report said combining the measles and rubella immunization It observed UM-Columbia as hav at several college and university Deborah L. Uthe. a political if they were born on or after Jan. some of the attitudes the univers~ty CI\IC chancellorship and the UM ing commanded the loyalties of campuses across the nation have science major. has won the first presidem:y W()U Id not reinforce the 1, 1957. has been imprisoned by," said UM generations of Missourians since it prompted both public health and Robert E. Smith Award, which C Each student will have 60-days President C. Peter Magrath. multi campus organization of the is the oldest and most comprehen higher education officals to con will be given annually to an . after the first day of class to provide The committee to study the UM univeristy . sive campus. proof of immunization in one of sider methods for reducing the outstanding senior in the English system was appointed by Magrath .. The president cannot serve as three ways. likelihood that further such out Department's Writing Certifi last July. leader of the management team and The Kansas City campus was ack cate Program. I breaks will occur. In his offical presentation to the simultaneously as a campus advo nowl edged for its strong profession Questions concerning this policy uthe's poetry has been curators, Knight said it was difficult cate." the report stated. al programs in law and medicine, These ways include presenting a r and its implementation should be published in Impetus and Up at first to understand what the com while the Rolla campus was obser Missouri public or private high At a news conference held on direct.ed to the Health Center. 127 Against the WalL small press mittee was going to evaluate. campus March 14. Knight reinfor ved as being specialized in school transcript, presenting an Woods Hall. Waiver forms are avail literary magazines. She was a "We're not dealing with a univer- ced the co mmittee's report. engineering and science. immunization record signed by a able in the Center. Call 553-5671 See "Uthe" Page 3 tllhysican or public offical, or sign- for information. >.Diane Magrath To Speak Here Court Cuts SABe By Three SABC, both of the approved and ing and was unavailable for "Women and Leadership" will be president of The Alliance and coor Craig A. Martin news editor unapproved members. comment. the topic of th~ 1986 Conference on dinator of the UMSL Women's "This removal from the com women.s Issues to held April 4 at One of the other requests made Center. The UMSL Student Court mittee should serve as a repri in the suit was that the members UMSL. The keynote speaker will be removed three members of the mand for his apparent overSight,'· WITo would be removed be made Diane Skomars Magrath, wife of C. r Following a lunch break, Diane Student Activities Budget Com said Mary Wiler, proponent of ineligible fo.r renomination to the Peter Magrath. president of the Magrath will give the keynote mittee for an alleged oversight in the suit. committee. University of Missouri. address at 12:30 p.m. Mrs. Magrath their nomination process. Barnes was not removed. "To allow them to be • The conference, sponsored by the is ·'the co-editor of the book "The The court ruled that Kenneth "Greg Barnes should be allowed MSL Women's Center, is free and renominated would set a very President's Spouse: Volunteer or Meyer, 'Kenneth Goins and J to stay on the committee, because dangerol,ls precedent for future SA open to the public. All sessions will Volunteeredry" Her duties in public . Hulsey- Mazur wE;re not approved we see no reason why disciplinary preSidents to appoint members be held in Room 126 of the J. C. Pen relations, entertaining and rep by the Student Association as action should be taken against him and' worry about approval later," Uey Building. required by the nomination rules resenting the university are by this body. You all will have to Wiler said. The conference will open with outlined in ajob description and she of the SABC, and therefore were decide whether or not to repri "I would like to urge the court to :registration at 9 a.m., followed by a is paid for this work by President Diane Magrath removed from that {;ommittee. mand him among yourselves," keep op e n the possibility of re: panel discussion, "Women as Magrath. She also is a consultant in The suit, which was filed by two said Steve Daugherty, chief justice nominating us if the assembly so eaders: Not Going It Alone." at 10 Mellitz. executive director, Opera Student Activities at Stephens UMSL students, asked that the ofthe Student Court. wishes. To remove us now, I think, -a.m. PartiCipants in this panel on tion Food Search; Helen Ford, vice College in Columbia, Mo. three be removed and that Greg "r think it is definitely appropri is silly," Meyer said. the importance of women's net president of human resources, Barnes, the SA president, also be ate for this committee to take The court concurred. working will be Dr. Edith Graber, Landmark Bank; Angela Morton, The conference will continu e with removed from the committee. action against Barnes," Wiler "The members who have been cl)air, Women's Program Council of a second panel discussion, "Per executive director, SL Louis YWCA; Barnes was responsible for said. lithe Higher Education Center: Joan Susan Block, associate circuit sonal Pathways to Leadership," making the nomimitiolls to the Barnes did not attend the meet, See "Court" Page 3 Horn, chair. St. Louis Women's from 1:30 to 2:45 p.m. Participating judge, St. Louis County; and Diane P0litical Caucus: and Cathy Burack, in this session will be Marcia Magrath.
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BELONGING GUNG HO PLAY BALL
Daniela Stojanov describes Ron Howard's latest project is Larry Coffin, UMSL director of her visit to Bulgaria and her a long way from Mayberry. His intramural activities, enjoys the feelings about her native land new-movie is about a U. S. car fac opportunity to both organize and and the government of that coun tory that is re- opened by the partiCipate in intramural sports, try under communist rule. Japanese. The film stars Michael seeing them as. a great way to Keaton. meet people. ------Page 5 ------Page 5 ------:--Page 8 ." _e_d_it_~o~, __ri _a_l~s______~ ____ \ page 2 CURRENT March 20,1986 ii ulticampus Structure CORRENT
University of Missourf-Sl Louis 1 Blue Metal Office Building Needs To Expand 8001 Natural Bridge Road St Louis, Mo. 631 21 The ~3-page . report given '. For a long time most 'Mis Phone: (314) 553-5174 to the UM Board of Curators 'by sourians have thought of the The Committee to Improve the Columbia campus as the main The Current is published weekly University of Missouri did focus 'of the UM. s·ystem. on Thursdays. AdvertiSing rates more than outline- a agenda for are available upon request by con However, over the last 25 years tacting the Current Business Office at the UM system's future. It also two. campuses (in the two (31 4) 553-51 75. Space reser concluded that the system has largest metropolitan areas of vations for advertisements must failed in the past to recognize the state) have been added. be received by noon Monday prior its potential. ' The committee should· be to the date of publication. One of the reasons the UM commended by ' the " com The Current financed in part by might lack credibiity in the munities of these two cam student activities fees, is not an state might stem from its puses for realizing something official publication of the University 'failure to realize its multicam the,UIVf system did not. of Missouri. The university is not re pus structure. sponsible for the Currenfs corr UM President C. Pet-€r , tents and policies. The report strongly states Magrath said he welcomed. the that the UM system is made up report a)1d that it is time to Editorials expressed in the paper of four individual campuses. change some of the attitude to reflect the opinion of the editorial It points out that the failure the past. staff. Articles labeled "commen tary" or"column" are the opinion of of the UM to realize this has led In order to achieve this goal, the individual writer. to the inability of the univer the attitude change must take sity to achieve, many of the place, in reality and not on Copyright by the Current, 1986 benefits of its O\vri structure. paper. All materials contained within this issue are the property of the Cur rent and can not be reproduced or ·Case Should Have reprinted without the expressed written consent of the Current and its staff. Asked For More Daniel A. Kimack editor .r)-chief One has to believe the Stu the SABC, though it was voted dent Court case involving they were not officially Steven Brawley mana: : ~ng ed : lo~ members of the Student approved by the Assembly, Association Budget Commit and thus should not have been yates W. Sanders tee went as planned Tu'esday involved to participate. btJS:11CSS aHa:rs/ad sales d irecto r afternoon: Ken Meyer, Ken The court's decision allows Goins and J Hulsey-Mazur the Student Association Pres Mike Luczak assoc. ad sale dire.:tor were removed from the SABC ident to nominate three new by the court, members, which would then Robin House In essence, the court ruled be subject to approval by the CI.1P; £ ':tor I that because the three mem Assembly and Vice Chan cellor for Student Affars Craig Martin bers had not been approved news editor by the Student Associaton Lowe S. MacLean. These LETIERS TO THE EDITOR Assembly, they could not members would be eligible to Marjorie Bauer serve on a committee whi~h be nominated and approved. features/arts editor allocates funds to almost all The SABC also can operate UMSL student organizations, with the three vacancies to Dan Noss Motive For more valuable. Mr. Reagan's painted a picture to the rest of the sports editor Meyer and Goins assumed review previous recommen good President Ferdinand Mar world of a God who Is standing at from the very beginning that dations by the Senate Student cos (formerly of the Phillipines) the pearly gates shouting at poten Diane Schlueter they were part of the commit Affairs Committee, Editorials Is is looking for a home, So, instead tial entrants of heaven, "You are asst sports editor tee, with no reason to believe It has been proven that the 0[$100 million, wby don't we give not good enough', Go To Hel\?" they weren't ,official mem participation of Meyer, Goins Marcos to the Contras? The man That indeed is a sad and cold pIc Jan.Braton around UMSL editor bers. Mazur was asked to join and Mazur (though those Questioned is such a great war hero and bru ture. But through my readings of tal foe of Communism that he is the Bible and many commen classified coordinator the committee by Student three did not knowingly break Dear Editor: the perfect candidate for leading taries, I have found a picture of a Student Association Cedric R. Anderson Association President Greg l Reagan's Contra bedfellows on to God shouting, "I love you I gave ~ photography director Barnes two days before the guidelines) was wrong. higher glory. Besides that, he has my Son Jesus so you can find thru final budget deliberations. But the authors of the suit I do not understand the motive stashed away enough that he him I give you love, forgiveness behind the Greg Barnes and John Dereak He did not become a voting attacked the issue only to could pull $100 million out of and acceptance!" graphic artist member until the delibera remove the three members, !Hilary Shelton "slaughter," As a I his pocket. Love, . forgiveness and accep tion process began What should have been attac jfellow student of the UM system I: tance is a basic human need. When Brent Jones am embarrassed. Not of them but Nonetheless, the court ked was the recommen we find it in human relationships office manager o~ the Current. While visiting U. Senate ruled that the three should dations by the committee, we treasure it, when we find it be y'our campus I picked up your tween human and God it is sup JonYoung not be allowed to be involved because the unofficial mem school newspaper hoping to find circulation manager in budgeting student bers held a voting hand in the Candidate reme satisfaction. All God asks is out what activities are going on on ' that you believe in him with all organization funds, But what SABC's decision, yo'ur campus. After reading nega Michele Smith Campaigns your heart. Getting to heaven produc'tion aSSistant is the end result is that the If it was decided by the Stu tive story after story,. and after doesn't depend on your being a participation of Meyer, Goins dent Court that the members pushing my jaw up to join the rest regular at church or faithfully sup My name is Kevin Polito. I am a John Conway and Mazur stands, were ineligible, shouldn' t the of my mouth I was totally shocked. porting your favorite electronic senior in the School of Arts and production assistant The participation of these committee's recommen The paper seemed to me very ,evangelist. To paraphrase a story Sciences, and I am running for a three members made direct dations be ruled ineligible unprofessional and even in the Gospel of Luke 23; when the uncivilized. $19,000 in tentative seat on the University Senate. For Steve Luczak influences on the decisions by also? criminal ,being crucified with production assistant 4 allocations may have been too those planning to vote in the upcoming Senate election; I will Jesus realized that Jesus was for much, considering that you've real, all he asked Jesus to do for Terri Seymour briefly outline my qualifications wasted so much valuable space on him was remember him when production assistant at least two issues of the paper on for the job. . Because UMSL is an urban com Jesus got to heaven. Jesus re one subject. It all said the same sponse to him was, "Sure man; Peggy HarriS LOOK muter campus, a member of the production assistant 'thing and could have been con from this day on you shall be Senate needs to be sensitive to densed to one or two editorials. with me:" urban issues. My present work on Marci Green That repititious misuse of space Your articles about Hell may be minors in political science; urban typesetter was a waste of student activity very funny, but realize that there CURRENT SEEKING NEW EDITOR studies and urban affairs/ fees. It seems obvious, to me and are people even though they may journalism and my years as a possibly to other students, that not speak it or show it, but have a reporters The positioIJ of Current · . . 1 working part-time an'd full-time this brutal one sided attack on the secrete wish to go to heaven Laurie Aldy UMSL student have given me the Mark Bardgett editor fo~ the 1986-87 school ; _ u 'M~U~!~}'1T ."._ present Barnes-Shelton adminis instead. After all going to hell is year IS now open, tration is more personal business perspective needed to ' analyze Loren Richard Klahs UM stiffens admission standards such an easy way out. Eileen Patino Applications are being accep and rivalry than actual student issues pertinent to university Nick Pacino ted at the Current offices, concern that has brought . this policy decisions. . Marilyn Probe My activities as a professional Gloria Huffman Jimmy Schwartz Room 1 Blue Metal Office administration . under fire. Chris Stolte editor and writer, both in print and Building. Imagine the business pro- Support For ~onica Lauer fessionals off campus . that read broad pst journalism - augmen .Jacqu: L, ;lIer ' . The position requires basic this "kiddie newspaper." What do ted by my work on majors in both . Dave Brow :", editing, layout, management, they think of this campus? It is my English and speech communica Big Mountain Linda W 0~ Jd !1. nr · and organization skills. To business simply because I am a tiori' - have given me the com municative and research skills apply, obtain an application UM student and some of my' money is spread ·out over our four needed. to effectively sh'are my Is Urged at the newspaper, campuses, I have met and worked conclusions and recommen: Dear Editor, The workload includes with both Barnes and Shelton and I dations with members of the organizing a staff of at least say that the UMSL campus is very Senate and the university LE1TE~ pOlley Optometry a ~~~~:s facility administration. 20 people, planning news, fea . r~~~l lucky to have both of these hard -' ! I've been hearing a lot about -;- -" -;: :::--.:: . working dedicated and outgoing I am not aligned with any exist ture and sports sections each what has come to be known as the -' men, Maybe some of the editors ing political faction in the current week, editing copy, working "Big Mountain" issue and I am The Current welcomes all letters and writers should budget for a few Senate or Student Assembly; I hoping to make your readers more to the editor, The writer's student in the darkroom, and handling trips (conferences) for themselves hope to be able to work in a spirit of aware of the controversy, As I un number and phone number must a sizeable budget. to learn a few journalistic skills. compromise and cooperation with derstand it, the US government is be included Non-stUdents also I'd like to urge the UMSL students fellow representatives regardless must sign their letters, . but only threatening to forcibly remove The position offers great Application Guidelines to study even further their (very of political orientation. need to add their phone,number. more than 10,000 traditional Nava experience for those w~o visible) newspaper staff first. Letters should be not mOre than , wish to further a career in jos from their ancestral lands on two typed pages in lengiti. . . To apply for Current editor: Let's see if this gets printed! Sinc~rely, journalism. The challenge, Kevin Polito July 8, 1986, and relocate them to No unsigned letters will be • Return the application, nearby cities or other expedient published. Names for published pressures of deadline, and the Sincerely, complete a 250-word personal places, at a huge economic and letters. will be withheld upon re A disappointed campus visitor Stolte Is need to worK with people offer statem--elit"expJ,aining why you' human cost. quest but letters with which the great rewards. There is also a wish to become the Current This would be a prelude to writer's name is published will Funny, But receive first preference: . weekly stipend. editor (to show :.vriting U.S. Should exploiting the area for its minerals Responsibility for letters to the ability), and submit a resume by the large energy corporations. The Current is looking for Send- 'IVlarcos, editor belongs to the individual and portfolio, outlining your Not Correct The law (PL 93-531)that mandates· an individual who will take education and experience in the writer. The Current is not responsi Not Money· Dear Editor: this event was passed to settle an ble for controversial material in the the paper to new heights, to joufll'aI1sm field by Apri114. apparently sham dispute between letters, but maiQtains the right te' further its reputation as one Dear Editor: the Hopi and Navajo tribes, tefuse publication of leltersjudged . I would like to say that I found ofthe top student newspapers • AI~o, prepare a 5-minute orchestrated by those hoping to by the editorial staff to be in poor in the state, as voted by the oral presentation to be conduc" I had just finished watching Mr. Stolte's description of hell gain from the results. I urge taste. No ·letters with libelous " Winnie the Pooh" and was wait very fUDlly. It makes you think readers to write their represen materuil will ~ published Letters Missouri College Newspaper ' ted before the selection commit . may be edited. for spa& limrrations Association. tee during interviews April 21. ing for "Jaws II" to begin when I about what is the meaning of life. titives in Washington and urge But to die-hard Rick Schroeder Letters may be dropped off at was surprised to see President the.m to support a repeal of PL 93- . the Current ,offices, 1 Blue Metal Reagan live on ABC. It was fans, (which lam not one of) would 531 and a defeat of the $85 million Office Building, or the University Be TheCurrent Editor shocking to hear that Congress is 'find hell a haven. . McClure amendment, which only Center Information Desk They not approving his $100 million I know that you are writing this partially funds this potential may also be mailed te Letters to For Further Informa tion, Contact for the Nicaraguan Contras. Hell peice as. a joke and you may tragedy. the Editor, Current, 1 Blue Metal But, if Congress W0l1;t fork not like what I have to say, but, It is Sincerely, .' Office .~ilding, 8001 Natural Bridge ' Dan Kimack at 553-5174 dver the $100 million, wecan still still a free country. David W. Pate Ro_ac,.:St: L~uis, Me. 631.21.- give the Contras something even I realize the church society has . Research Associate , March 20, 1986 CURRENT page 3 Chemistry Department Gets Court
From Page 1 Barnes," Wiler said. NEWSBRIEFS New Research Equipment " I'm happy the court has removed from the committee allowed us the possibility of being The De'partment of Chemistry at graduate and grduate students as should be eligible for re reappointed. 1 expected to .be t he University of Missouri-St. well as faculty. nomination through the' normal removed, and I think that the rules Louis, which has been designated "The presence of such a facility in channels used to fill vacancies in should b e followed. There hasn't Two Programs Receive Grants for major enhancement by UM pres the building will revolutionize un the committee," Daugherty said in been enough of that in this id ent C. Peter Magrath, has dergraduate and graduate research the court's decision.. administration,", Meyer said. Grants totaling $8 6.350 have been awarded to 11 multidisciplinary installed a new peice of r esearch in the department. It represen'ts the Meyer doesn't think re- ''I'm also glad for the chance to teams for innovative extension programs. s ays John Oren, assocIate equipment that will b enefit level of recognition fo r whi'ch we nomination will be a pro blem in be reinstated but think the court vice pres ident for UM Extension. The 11 were selected fr om among research projects in . a ll areas of have been striving for a long time. I the future. has acted wrongly in that if Greg 87 propos als 'Six of the projects fund e d wer e in the category of f., : chemistry. regard this as one of the most im " It won'tbe.a problem because it Barnes has done somet hing wrong, economic development and five invo lved technology in progra m portant developments in OUf short won't happe n. again, people will then we have been punished for it, development and del iver.\'. Two proje cts from the UM-St. Louts cam The nuclear magnetic resonance history," s a id Lawrence Barton, see what happened this year and not him," J Hulsey-Mazur said. , (NMR) spectrometer . h as becom e associate professor and chairper keep a close eye OIl next year's " I was really a victim of cir pus were fu nded. I t he major tool in identifying organic SOIl of the chemistry department. committee," Meyer said. cumstance. If they were going to I"' : and organometallic compounds. The university paid $82,000 of the After the decision was handed punish someone, it shou.Jd pave The purchase of the new equipment cost of the machine, and a private down, those' involved commented been Greg Barnes," Goins said. Hainio Elected To Mathematics Post t provides access to state,of-the-art donation paid for the remaining on the case. " I didn't agree with everything • instrumentation for UMSL under- $140 ,000 "I have faith in the ,SA that they they said in the meetings, but th'ey De bor a h Tepper Haimo. profe ss or of mattlematics. has been will have a fair discussion and worked hard and I have a great elected first v ice president of the Mathematical Association of come to an impartial decision on deal of respect for them. It's a America She will serve in this capac ity for two years. Dr. Haimo has Uthe filling the vacancies. I would also shame that .Greg messed it up 'for hope that they <;hoose' to decide on been an active member of the organization, serving on t he com mit them," said Rich Klosterman, tee on the Undergraduate Program in Mathem atics fr om 197 3-75, a s 'possible action against Greg ~ . SABC member. I, From Page 1 a m ember-at-large of the Association' s Board of Governors from 1974 ·76 . as Mathematical and Class room Notes editor of the participant in the 1985 Centrum E. Smith, organizer of the first "American MathemCitical Monthly" from 1978-81 , and as a member Writers' Conference' in ..Port campus pu bhc relations pro Report of the s ub co mmittee on Basic Library Lists s ince 1983. She was also Townsend, Wash. She is compl et gram at UMSL. He served as a contributor to two volumes in the MAA Notes series, "Am erican ing requirements for the Writing director of public information From Page 1 authority. In all matters, chan Perspectives on the Fifth Interna ti onal Congress on Mathem atical Certificate · by working on an from 1966 unti{ his death in reallocation among the cellors must have access to the Education." and "Undergraduate Mathematical Education in the independent project in poetry 1974. campuses. president. Peoples' Republic of China. ' with Howard Schwartz. • A strong Board' of Curators • Supporting the principle that Haimo received her bachelor'S and master's degrees in m athematics [rom Radcliffe Col lege a nd her Ph.D. from Harvard Although s he plans to m ove to m~st prov ide informed, coherent campuses provide t he ir own Switzerland after graduation to Correction governance to guide university administrative and support ser University . She has been a m e mbe r of the UMSL faculty s ince 1968 . take a pos ition on Gypsy, . an In t he March 1$ issue of the Cur leaders. It should continue its vices when centralization of English-language journal rent, UMSL student Sue Kramer effort.s to ask searching ques those services is not signif~n published for Americans in wasmistakeniy identified as being tions and stimulate change in tly more efficient or is not Chemical Abuse Courses Offered Europe, she hopes to return to a member of the Political Science academic and other matters. The required to support the presi this country for a graduate Academv. She is not a member of board however, must recognize dent, the committee recommen The University of Missouri-Kansas Ci ty and the Division of degree in education. the gro~p. The Current regr~ts its responsibility to act as a ded an in- depth study of the Alcohol and Drug Abu se are cosponsoring " Intervention With The $100 award comes from the error. board and work through manage division of support Adolescents," as part of an Alcohol and Drug Abuse Training Pro funds given in memory of Robert ment structure, resisting efforts responsibilities . gram. The course, to be held at UM-SL Louis on Saturday, Mar ch 22 by those who take university • The president should have a from 8 a. m. to 5 p.m., is designed to provide the participants with matters outside university greater role in fund-raising the opportunity to become aware of adolescent chemical depen channels. efforts being undertaken by the dence, its dynam ics and intervention techniques. Don't compete with • The president must have a campuses. This added role may The Missouri Substance Abuse Counselor Certification Board of competent staff of vice presi requ ire staff support from a third . Certified Counselors, and the Missouri Nurses Association will dents to whom he delegates vice president. grant eight contact hours cr edit for participation in the class. In ad dition, .8 University of Missouri Continuing Education Units will a Kaplan student be awarded to those completing the course. The fee is $45 or $26 for vendor agencies of the Alcohol and Drug Abuse Division. Suzanne TEACHERS NEEDED M. Homan, who has worked in the Alcohol and Drug Abuse field fo r be one. IMMEDIATE the past thirteen years, will teach the course. IN FLORIDA Other courses to be offer ed in St. Louis as part of the training Why? Consider this: More students OPENINGS FOR program include, "Genetics and the Chemistry of Addiction," PILOT TRAIN ING " Drugs In Perspective, " and "Substance Ab use and Sexuality," increase their scores after taking a Kaplan To teach math, science, or For additional infor mation, a catalog of courses, or to register prep course than after taking anything else. engineering for the Depart call th e Office of E xte nded Programs, University of Missouri Why? Kaplan's test-taking techniques ment of the Navy in Orlando, We need pilots! 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{)age 4 CURRENT March 20, 1986 this week---- courses------• "Creative Aging" airs every call 553-599 1. Sunday from 7 to 8 p.m. on • The following UMSL Continuing Education-Extension courses KWM U (FM 90.7). The first half of • The UMSL Restoring Your will begin this week and are open to both U MSL students and the com . the March 23 program w ill fea Rights group will meet at 12:30 munity. For more information, call 553-5961 . ture " A rt and Photography p.m., March 27 in Room 75 J.C. Pioneers. " Penney Building. The second half of the program Advanced LOTUS basics of newsletter production, will be on" Halley' sComet: One • "St. .Louis Union Station, Last Look Until2061 !" Ri chard Before," is the title of t he new (Spreadsheet Design) including tips on layout and Schwartz, professor of physics-at exhibit now on display in the Sec. 1: Mondays, March 24-April design, writing headlines and UMSL, and Bruce Wilking, assis Center for Metropolitan 14,6:30-9:30 p.m., RCET (l0601 editin-g copy. tant professor of physics at Studies, located in Room 362 Clayton Rd.). I nstruc1ors: Karen Rohne and Elizabeth Rudder UMSL, will review 'the history of SSB, The exh ibit continues Sec. 2: Thursdays, March 27- Registration Fee: $59 the comet and inform li steners through April 2. Hours for the · April 17, 6: 3 0-9:30 p.m, IBM on how to view it. center are 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., lab-UMSL. Programming Applications of Monday-Friday. Admission is Topics will inc lude data, financ ial • Cellist Boris free. For rro re in formation, call dymanic, lookup, analytic, string DBASE III Tuesdays, March 25-May 13, Pergamenschilow will appear 553-5273. and reporting functi ons and nes as soloist with the UMSL Kam ted conditio nals. Strong 6:30-9:30 p.m., IBM lab-UMSL. merg ild C hamber Orchestra at emphasis will be on effective Topics for t his course will include 8 p.m, March 24, in the J.C. Pen • "Stress" will be the topic of speadsheet design and using how to set up programs for error this week's "Saturday Morning ney Auditorium. He will perform memory efficientl y. trapping, data entry menuS and Haydn's Concerto in C Major. Health Talk," fro m 10 to 11 a. m., Instructor: Allan Crean data validation, as well as basic March 22, in Room 218 Mark The orchestra will also perform Registration Fee: $95 commands and structures. Scarlatti's Concerto Grosso in F Twain Building Harry Meyers, of Those with no previous experi Major, Number 3, and works by St. John's Mercy Hospital, will be Introduction to 35mm ence with a database system Handel and C.P.E. Bach. the guest speaker. For more Photography should first take the "Introduc Union Station: This view of the once decaying St. Louislandmarkwas information, call 553-5220. Tickets are $10 for reserved Tuesdays, March 24-May 12, tion to Database Management" taken in 1931 . The UMSL Ce nter fo r Met ropolitan Studies Will fe~ture seating and $ 6 fo r general Sponsored by th e UMSL W ell noon-1 p.m., Mid-County Branch, course Both DBASE Hand :>ther photographs of Union Stati o n before it w as remodeled In an ness Network. admissio n. Fo r more info rmation, St. Louis Co unty Library (7821 DBASE III will be available in exhibit running through April 2. Maryland). class. This is a basic course in the use Instructor: Allan Crean of a 35mm SLR camera. The Registration Fee: $165 sport~s----- course's primary focus will be the mechanics of picture-taking. Introduction to Microcom- • The fol'lowing events are held. ai the Mark Twain Complex, Topics will include camera puters on the IBM-PC Admission is free. For more information, call 553-51 2 1. operation, use of vari o us lenses Wednesdays, March 26-Apri116, 6:30-9:30 p.m ., RCET (10601 and filters, and the selection of Men's Baseball vs. Maryville, March 21 , 1 p.m., Double-header. Clayton Rd.). fi lm. Men's Tennis vs. UM-Rolla, March 21 ,3 p.m. This course is designed as an Instructor: Richard Patton Men's Tennis vs. DePauw, March 22, 3 p.m. introduc tion to the IBM-PC for Registration Fee: $40 Women's Softball vs. UM-Roll a, March 25, 3 p.m., Double- header. those with no previous experi Men' s Tennis vs. Washingto n, March 25, 3 p.m. Advanced DOS (Tips and enc e w ith computers. Topics will Techniques) include terminology, keyboard Tuesdays, March 25-April 15, usage, Disk Operation System 6:30-9:30 p.m ., IBM lab-UMSL. (DOS) commands and an over calendar This cou rse is intended for those view of the various software who want a better understanding applications. • of the IBM-PC and MS-DOS. Instructor: Allan Crean Topics will in clude disk and file Registration Fee: $95 requlrements-- structure, recovering lost and damaged files, setting up Word Processing Using • Material for "around UMSL" keyboard macros, data encryp Wordstar should be submitted in writing no tian techniques and making Wednesdays, Marc h 26-April1 6, laterthan3 p.m. Thursdayofthe enh ancements to DOS. .' 6:30-9:30 p.m., IBM lab-UMSL. week before publication to Jan Instructor: Edward Macke Partici pants wi II learn basic edit Braton, around U MSL editor, Registration Fee: $95 ing, block moves, cut and paste, Curren~ 1 Blue Metal O ffice search and replace, and other Building, 8001 Natural Bridge Introduction to Newsletters word processing tasks using the Road, SI. Louis, Mo. 631 2 1. Tuesday and Thursday, March word processi ng software, Phone items cannot be accep Soloist: Boris Pergamensc hikow, first-prize and go ld- medal inner of 25 and 27, 6-9 p.m., JCCA (2 Wordstar. ted. Material may be edited or the 1974 Moscow International Tc haikovsky Co mpetition, w ill pe r M illstone Ca mpus Dr.). Instructor: Keith Heerlein excluded to satisfy space or con form wit h t he UMSL Kammergild Orchestra Marc h 24. This workshop will present the Registration Fee: $95 tent requirements.
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Colleoe Studenl Pa int in o Conl' UPO elections Ap ril. 1. 11 pany is seeking m-an agers AM. Ap rit 2, 11 AM. a" d 5 1976 Honda '\ccord S500 and pa inters Cal l 569- PM. April 3. 2 PM. 337 ormakeofler. Yamaha FG· Comedy- Theatre Comedy J ug.gler 1515 to learn how. St adler. Give us a piece of 170 S 160. Kalamazoo your mind - VOTE. Practice Amp. S60. Maes· GREY EAGLE DIS· Help wanted" Need to Iro Parametric Filter S5 0. TRIBUTORS, IN C. Sl. talk? Come see us at Call/76·5561. Fri. April 4th Tue. Apri l 8th Louis County's Anheuser Horizons.' We provide Bu sch Wholesaler is now EARS (Empalhy. Assis' One set of four Western taking applications for tance and Referral f or Gold Anodized custom 1986·87 CAMPUS RE p· Studenls) Just drop by wheels. Two 14 inch X 4 7 :30 RESE NTATIVE. Please 427 SSB Or call us at 553· and 1/ 2 and two 15 inch X 8:·00 pm 7and l /2i nch. Willsellas a · send resu mes or letters of 5711. We are here to listen interest to: Grey Eagle Dis and Ilelp. se t for S1 00 or tributors, Inc. 2340 indivi du ally. Call after 10 tv1ill park Drive; Mary lan d Pak'slan Day Funclion will PM 776·7061 . Heights, MO 63043, AlIn: be held at Engineer's Club, Je ff Clin ton. . 4J59 Linden, on March 22. Cable T.V . 50 channels Program includes fas hi on only $1O.40/month' If you Models w anted for hair· live in th e fol lowing zip "Mildly show. dance. dinner and .. Hilarious" "Astounding" cutting cla ss es. Call 739- othe r cu ltural even l s. cod es, 63 121 .63 133 Amusing" 12 17. Great opportun ity to learn 63 134, 63 135 ~ r 631 36: iI' about Pa kistani culture. you may be eligible for this SWAP Tic kets S6/person. For special of fer. Call Jeff at 52 4·6880 or 993-6156 For information concern informa tion cal l Dani at . ~ 385·5860 (work) or 522· (after 5) to see if you ing the coded pOSi tions lis qualify . .J. .. ted by the Student Work 91 03 (home). Assignment Program', call Altention Real Nuwavers: Personals - 553-53.17. Bronski Beat OM D, The Angie. Cure, Scritti Politti Summer Camp Counce lor Depeche Mode, M issi n ~ Ou" th~1 fu gil iv(" He's to work 9 am to 3 pm Mon. ' Persons. Fo r info rmatio~ over 200 nli1cs away. He thru Frl. to program acllvl- write 623 Coach House ca:d be \\'ilh you! I CJ n ' ties for children. Location Hazelwood, MO 63042: p S. You can wear th em , Clayton. Code 01 -706. Care of A. Bream. Cassette Ug hl black ieans anytime Salary per hour. Contact Tapes Available. 90 you like Signed. -:'. SWAP, room 346 Woo ds Minu te s. Dolby Band C. Rudolf Valentin o " , .,," :-.,;' Hall. She· Sh e. (1 Computer Operator or $50 cash prize for best Quit thai old du de. He's o'd .j L'~. Data Entry. Flexible hours wri ti ng on subject con i:· nough to be your fa ther. 1 .1: between 7:30 and 4 pm to cerning women. fi ctio n Love mc. S i" n" d. . type and some clerical and non-fiction " : "'~;!.' Thc Unselfish Lover .. work in a computer divi· ca tegories. Offered to all - . -1 sion. Salary $4.25/ hr. UM SL und ergr ads by Son ya . . - '/ .. ' ' Northwest Plaza location . Wome n' s Studies Pro· You m·, st no t Il ave lakr:n . . } . ' Code 2·4124. Contact gram. Submit good writing ",' t~· ;~. '. ~ ~ ..' me seriously la sl w oey. . r m , SWAP, room 346 Woods done as course work. i ~ . 1f' v:" d"spcrately seeking your Hall. Bring your entr.ies to 558 Lucas or call 553-558 1 compon y. And, bri na tha t body' - "Side-Splitting" " Photogenic" General office clerk to lor details. : -' ,: : ' \ --:- r "" type, file and schedule appointments. Hours are "YCCOM' You Ca n Coun t CO fl0. ie, (from the gym) . i": . ~ : ::k ~: • You are so ~ i nc ioor, [ng and • . ' :;I' . ''t~ . flexible around student's On Me H orne Develop· A o'ne woman show of zany .; · ! ! ' ~· ·I: = · O schedule. Salary is $4/ hr. ment Center for c hildren you ,. bOd \" is simply LOc.aled in Hazelwood. through 5 yea rs of aae. awesom e. H ow abou t a Code 2-4127. Contact Three mi les north of ca-m game 0' baskelball (one characters and political satire Fun for the whole family SWAP, room 346 Woods pus. Available day hours. on one)? Please resp'JwJ Hall. Cal l me and let's talk aboul in pape'. Sign0d. your ch ild and my ideas. Mr. Available 'Part,time teller 13 hours/ $ 2 Students Sha ri at 52 1·6820. $2 Students week handling cash. To my favorile drin king Salary is $5.80/ hr. Word proc essing'S 2/ buddies. Downtown location. Code paqe. Two locations for Hovv about us oettino $3 Fac./Staff $ 3 'Others 2·4129. Contact SWAP, tog , ·ther soon and a ettin you r conveCl ie nce. ~ room 346 Woods Hall. Steward's· 739·5344 in blasted. But V.T., yo~ must. C hildren 12 and under free Bri dgeton and Wri te On drive a little 'lore carefUllY. , Summer full·time bicycle $4 General Public Ti me·279·1 349 fo r th e SI. (ha. ha. hal Love. repair person to repair Charles area. Quick S.w. , with payi n9 ad u It bicycles and use tu rna rou ndl handlools. Work belween Terry, i the h,oursof9 am and 9 pm. Watch for it .. . Its coming I hea r you are the ladies Salary is$3.50 to$3.7 5/hr. . " Here on campus '" pel an d every man's thr·' at. . >Pre~. e _ n.ted · the . Bridgeton location. Code Wednesday 23 of Ap ril . So. come lay il on me. by 3-973. Contact SWAP, MIRTHDAY 1986 Be Love . Un Iver~lty Pro·gra.m Board room 346 Woods Hall. there!!! Lad : Camero . '------~~--~------~. --~---= Hopes Fun-In-The • Sun leaves ~LStudent Her N Breakers Burned Chris Stolte columnist If you're going to Floricia on spring break, do me a favor: don't read this. I've got nothing to say For Bulgaria that you want to hear. And believe me, the opposite is' also true, WJSle Th Camtry Were'Frre' DON'T GET ME STARTED Jam.es Martin reporter ' existed in Bulgaria since the Soviet " libera tion" in 1944 at the end of World War II. But if you're not going to "Until you' re known," she explained. Daniela Stojanov is a first generation Florida, if you're stuck in this "people are cold, bitter and mistrustful of BulgarIan American. In one sense her helltown for the week of spring you, They can't advance in life, They' re family encapsulates the American dream, break, you might want to listen in Jrapped. They're put in their jobs for life leaVIng behInd repression in Eui'ope to for~a minute or two. ,and usually without much choice," she said, begIn a new life In the United States. First of all, take note that I do Mistrust, she said, was created by the rep .In 1970, her father. a Bulgarian national . not capitalize the term "spring ressive system, defected while studying in Italy. Working break." The pampered weasels thr~ugh an exiles' organization, Stojanov "I felt an oppression, I was afraid to ~ who ' are going to Florida most sp-eak to anyone about anything. Iwas afraid and her mother were later smuggled out of definitely capitalize it, although Bulgana across the Balkans to a reunion ~ 'inay SilY something wrong," she said. ~ '4'4"~'" ~~" they do spell it wrong. They also with hed'atner in Ital\, Outside the family she found all areas of say things like " Get psyched for a Arriving in Americ; with onlv $20 and no life were run and organized by the com hellacious time," " Go for it, dude," English, the family adapted 'to the new munists, whether it was th~ industry, and " Hey bud, let's party. " They educatlOn or leisure. Even discos would be - country and prospered. Her father is now buy their clothes at Men~ y' Go organized 'by the party in the form of the • the regional manager for a computer pro, Round, They pay $75 for a "pair of youth wing or KomlTIosoI. grammmg comp~ny and Stojanov, now 19 , is sunglasses. They think Madonna studying for a degree in history a t UM-St. , One of the most dist~rbing results of the and Duran Duran are musical ' Louis.' ' system was the effective repression of geniuses. Their favorite movies religion, Greek Orthodoxy being the In 1983 an opportunity arose for Stojanov. are " Porky' s," "Bachelor Party," pnmarJ( religion of Bulgaria though there to return to Bulgaria to meet her family. and "Hardbodies," The last book are Muslims and Catholics, The original visit. la sting only a few week'S, they read (not counting Cliff's was follow ed (he following year by a longer "Most .people are educated as atheists. Notes) was " The Hardy Boys Nail For many, religion only attracts curiosity Marjorie Bauer • stay of 3 montl;Js. Initia ll v she confesses' " 1 . Nancy Drew in aT-Bird." 'l,sa fore ign culture does for Ameri'cans. EXILED: Daniela Stojanov recalls her experiences while returning to her home didn·t have high expecta'tions, I di'drd h~ve As Trust me, unfortunate on.e, a re'sult the churches only attract the old. land on a VISit Shllsays Bulgarians live a Spartan existence and have no freedom , a definite concept ion of what my former stranded in St. Louis oecaus'e vou the young: and the men don't go." s he under communist rule, , . countr~· was lik e. 1 had been brought up on have not been blessed ~ith said. Bulgarian food and had .heard my parents wealthy parents, trust me, you "MallY Bulgarians still believe that reminiscing ,lbout the countrY, but I didn't Even for those who "ant to worship, fear ' 1' ~ hours for pepper. only to reach the coun don't want to be a part of this mind of the consequences prevents open par lynchings are common and that t he United know what to expect. I didn't expect to do ter and be told they'd just sold out. less yearly ritual: ticipation. She recalled an incident whe she States wants war. I had one friend who was ll1uch there." she said. "There was a s hortage of toilet paper once Picture it: Tens of thousands of invited a cousin to join her in church. The so anti - captalist it ",:asn' t funnl' ." The country and people she rediscovered, too, because they were remodel ing the fac high school and college aged MTV child rep I ied, '''What wou Id mv teacher Privatelyhowel'er. she said 'that many 'she fell in !Ioy e with. to the extent she now tory, which WdS the'sole source." bred party idiots, forever stuck in say"'" ' • Bulgarians hold traditional views of th~ feels '. hersel.f more Bulgarian tllan Daniela explained that many Bulgarians , adolescence, swarming for th~ . "It cut me up inside. She was afraid of l:nited States as a land of great wealth ;\.meri ca n. try to get visas to work abroad. "The~
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You must-not •· In operations and m;tnagl.'ment, haY(' rl'ach(', March 20, 1986 CURRENT page .7 .. rUMSL Gets"Shot In The Arm Kevin Blanton turned in a fine I ~ ------'------The Rivermen also showed some Coach Brady 'has been quite Dave Brown impressed with the play of Leasck, performance on the mound in the - :reporter offensive firepower in the first second game. Blanton is a com game. John Murphy. had two home who was 4-for-4 in the first game and 6-for-8 on the day. He also had a petitor who always gives a good This past weekend the UMSL runs, and Tony Leasck and Joe Kus effort, according to Brady. "Kevin ·ter each had one. good day defensively by making two ~~ basebal1 team traveled to Rolla, but outstanding catches in the outfield. Blanton is going to do whatever it In the second game, the Rivermen they didn't have the St. Patrick's "In my opinion, he's our hest hitter," takes to win," he said. fell behind early and then ran into an ·Day celebration on their minds. Brady said. "He's not only a threat even bigger problem when catcher Blanton began to tire in' the · They had only one purpose, and that with the bat,. he's a complete John Murphy was injured in a colli seventh inning, and Bob Simpson f .; was taking both games of a player." doubleheader from the Miner's. sion at the plate. Reserve cal-cher came in to finish up. He gave up a hit They succeded by winnning the first Ron Hoerner had pulled a hamstring Trailing 2-0, Ron Aiello then blas and a walk, but then retired the next ted a solo homer to get the team ".game 13-0 and posting an 8-3 vic- earlier in the first game, so this left two batters to get out of a bases .. tory in the nightcap. the team without a catcher. Coach back in. the game. The Rivermen loaded situation. '), Brady was then forced to choose went on to record 12 hits. "They hit Tom Lewis led the way in the first someone to catch, and centerfielder the ball where they weren't," Brady Coach Brady was pleased with the 'game by recording the first shutout Russell Muenks was handed the said. "There were no cheap hits. We performances of Lewis and Blanton. · of the season. Lewis was in control job. got baserunners' in position and "I hope ,heir efforts give the rest of ~ all the way as he struck out seven, . Muenks is the catcher on a com chased them home. We did a pretty the staff a shot in the arm," he said . ,. ; gave up only five hits and alLDwed petitive fastpitch softball team, but good job of getting people home "It shows them they don't have to , : only one Rolla runner to reach from at 5-foot-1, he hardly looks like a second and third with less than strike everybody out, and they can · third base. two outs. " college cat;;her. rely on our defense." Greg Ramsbottom played III UMSL coach Jim Brady was inno However, Muenks did an admir~ outstanding at third base for the Brady is pleased with the season r way surprised by Lewis's stellar able job behind the plate. According Rivermen. "Rammer's been a very up to this point. "The next cOl!ple of . performance. "This was the best to Brady, he was "incredible." He pleasant surprise," Brady said. "He weeks will give us an idea of what way for him to start off the season," stopped five or six balls in the dirt broke his ankle in the fall, and I direction we are heading," he said. KEY HIT: Riverwomen shortstop Laurie Aldy drove in the winning run Brady said. "I knew Tommy was and the Miners only stole one base wasn't expecting him to come on "We have some tough games coming in U MSL's 4-3 season-opening victory overTarkio College, The River /1 capable of it. We expect big things off him. Brady felt that his perform this fast. He's showing me some up. I think these guys will be equal to women, who started last season with an 0-7 record, are how4-0 on the from him." ance gave the club a needed lift. things." the task." season, Lucy Gaessi picked up wins in three of the first four games. ~ Newcomer Lands Lead'_,------ Softball Team Goes ·Role With UMSL Tennis ( Undefeated ;Now 4-0 f llo J'1m W'emers junior finds playing at home (with reporter UMSL) a lot easier than playing at Illinois-ChampaignUICU. . Diane Schlueter "The pitchers know that ~ Most collegiate teams have more "I grew up here (in St. Louis}," he asst. sports editor they have got to let the bat ~ tlian a few experienced players said. "There is a lot less pressure The Riverwomen's sweep of a ters hit the ball. Defense · 'vying to be the number one player. here than at .Illinois. Illinois is a doubleheader Sunday against knows that they have got to But, with the 1986 UMSL men's ten high-pressure school, especially in Tarkio College was not only a posi knock it down and make nis team, that's not the case. my major (mathematical computer tive start for the 1986 softball the play." For instance, Scott Stauffer joins science). At UMSL, I can take it easy season, but a great beginning for . the UMSL tennis team this season as a little more." coach Lisa Studnicki's career. -:- Margaret Graff th'e number one singles player. Only Stauffer played tennis ~hile at The first three innings of the one player (out of six possible), McCluer North, playing second opener were shaky as the River Brett Schrama, returned to the team doubles his final season. He women committed three errors reiief in the opener and seven in the fl'squad. Stauffer and Schrama com lost just one match in dual meets, while allowing three runs. But second). In the nightcap she pitched , bi-ne to make up the men's number reaching the district semifinals. UMSL didn't give up as they fought four- hit ball while collecting four one doubles team. "U's going to take a while to know back and sent the game into extra strikeouts. "Lucy has speed and that 'Even the coach is inexperienced the team and the coach," he said innings. Laurie Aldy's one out single keeps the batters off balance," said _iIi' knowledge of his team. Jeff concerning the unfamiliarity of the in the bottom of the ninth drove assistant coach Margaret Graff. Zollener replaced Rich Rauch just a himself to the team and the new home the winning run making the "We've got a great one-two punch. few weeks prior to the start of the' coach. The late start of practices, final score 4-3. Lis.a (Thayer) is a smart pitcher too. season. Zoellner has struggled to illness to the coach once the prac Even when she is having a bad day, ~, Iearn his players as they struggle to tices did start and the new indoor "I went from one emotion to it's a good one." get this season off to a good start. practice facility (West James Rac r another (in that first win)," Stud With a solid defense that has only Stauffer found himself going from quet ClUb) all attribute to nicki said. "At first they were mak committed five errors, less pres newcomer to number one singles Stauffer's statement. ing a lot of errors; their attitudes sure is on the pitchers' shoulders. player in the March 8 opening loss to Personally, Stauffer feels his were bad. I had to get on them and "The pitchers know that they have Northwest Missouri State in one of game is at a high level and that it tell them to turn it around. Then got to let the batters hit the ball," Zqellner's first major moves as the should keep improving. "I've come a they got some patience, and they Graff said. "Defense knows that rUMSL coach. But, the coach states long way as a player." he said. "I'll Cedric R. Anderson started hitting the balL" VOLLEY: UMSL women' tennis player Robin Heuer works on her they have got to knock it down and that this may not be a permanent get better as the season comes The Riverwomen went on to win return in a recent practice session at the UMSL courts. The men's and make the play." " move. along." women's teams are both 0-1. the second game 4-0. Monday, they "The number one player(s) may Although his future "is uncer-' took a doubleheader from SIU Studnicki is pleased with the change," he said. "Since he is trying tain", Stauffer feels no pressure on Edwardsville. In the first game, overall play of the Riverwomen this : a get familiar with a whole new him as the number one singles and Tennis Teams Drop Openers UMSL won with the score of 3-2 and season. "They've made their errors', doubles player at UMSL. He knows and they have come back hitting," .' team." Men's player James Bolt was completed the sweep with a 4-1 vic- Stauffer, who is a transfer student that with so many new ingredients, The tennis season at UMSL did Studnicki said. "I'm not uptight ahead 6-4, 4-3 when Chris Hall . tory in the second. from the University of Illinois that patience will be the key to the not get off to a less than favorable when the other team gets a run broke his service. He lost the set UMSL men's tennis team's test of start as both the men's and because we are hitting the ball. They Champaign Urbana and a graduate (4-6) and the match 6--4,4-6,3-6. Unlike last year's team, Studnic of McCluer North High School. The time in 1986. women's squads fell to Northwest ./{now when they get down that they Missouri State University last The Riverwomen will host ki's squad has gotten off to a good start with a 4-0 record. Last season, can come back." week. The women managed to win Westminister College this week, one set, they fell 8-1, while the while the Rivermen travel to St. first-year coach Cathy L.ewis's team According to Stunicki, the 4-0 is . ~ McMahon s Improvement did not win a game until the second men were whitewashed, 9-0. Louis University today to face an indicatiOn. of. how the season is week of the season. Stacy Schmidt recorded the only the Billikens. going to go. "They pick each other Lucy Gassei pitched an ,Coincides With Teams victory for UMSL. She defeated . Some information for this st.ory I up," she said. "If someone makes a impressive nine innings against McMahon's biggest asset is her Cathy Jones, 6-4, 3-6, 6-4. was supplied by Jim Weiners. mistake, they (her team{Ilates) say, L.aurie Aldy Tarkio (pitching two innings of 'Hey, forget it" " reporter determined backcourt play, where she refuses to give up points. Stein metz expresses the feelings ·of " The UMSL women's tenni.s team McMahon'S oposition. "Some is looking for major improvement opponents have said that playing II over last year's sub-par record. In Sheza is like playing against a wall, that effort, Junior Sheza McMahon UMSL Intratnurals everything just keep~ coming bas become a consistently improv back." , ing player for UMSL. DAY BASKETBALL McMahon, who seems to strive on NIGHT BASKETBALL ONE NIGHT" VOLLEYBALL Men's Double Elimination McMahon began playing tennis TOURNAMENT" when she was a high school fresh competition, has used her FINAL STANDINGS Make Something Up held on to Western Division Won Lost Women's Double ElilT)ination ,man in Biddleford, Maine. She con aggressiveness to become a very defeat "The Team" to capture the North Division Won Lost United Blacks A .6 o '. tinued to pursue tennis in St. Louis, successful Singles player.. At the 3 The Net Results defeated Lucky Men's Double Elimination Tour-' Run,Gun, Custodians 3 0 Trotters B 3 where she now competes at Tower ·present time, McMahon's net garrie 3 Seven to take the Women's Double' nament. Make Something Up had US 11 Over The Hill Gang 3 II Grove and Concord tennis clubs. The and volley stroke are her weak Elimination title in. the UMSL defeated "The Team" previously Scletal Spurs ROTC (} 6 ., three 'year veteran has seen the points . 2 Intratmurals One Night Volleyball to send them to the loser's bracket. Sig Tau Tournament. The Net Results, But, "The Team" won the first ., .."' team struggle in the past. "We were Eastern Division Won Lost winners of all three matches they match in the championship round ::" not a team that won much last vear. If McMahon keeps improving at Mahvelous Ones A o South Division Won Lost 6 played, defeated Lucky Seven for forcing a second match for the :~ but we are look!ng for ~eiini~e this pace her weaknesses will be'at a Thew's Crew B 2 Projectives 2 0 4 the second time in the evening. title. I\. improvement thiS year,' said minimum. Her hard work earned Sigma Pi 5 Strabismic Garzias 1 2 1 It was the Net Results victory in Prior to the loss to "The Team", fMcMahon. She not only brings expe- her a most improved player award O.C.T. 1 5 - rience and talent to UMSL tennis, last year. If her excitement and love Spectacular Spectacles 0 2 the second round that sent Lucky Make Something Up had won three 2 Seven to straight matches. "The Team" ,•. but she is also' full of energy and for competition are shared by her' A-1st Place the loser's bracket. Lucky Tournament Results defeated every opponent except (. spirit which the team needs. teammates, the Riverwomen will B-Playoffs Seven defeated Monday Night Madams for the second time to Make Something Up, defeating ( " "Sheza posesses an abundance of have a major recovery from last Semifinals ,. enthusasium and talent. She works year. "We want this team to be earn a spot in the finals. Net Sting Rays to advance to the cham Spurs 40, Garzias 39 Results defeated Jockettes in the pionship round. hard and enjoys the competition," something we can be proud of," US 46, Spectacles 35 said coach Pat Steinmetz.. McMahon added. first round. ! . AUDITIONS Perfect For Your Wedding Reception! FOR L.IVE MUSIC PROJ ECT PH I LI P THREE BOYS FO" AU, OCCASIONS • BIG BANO .STANOAAOS A NEW MUSICAL by • COUNTRY • TO~ 40 The Bible Solves all your probJems' Christopher Jackson SPECIALIZING IN . 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