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th,m the power for two reasons, ny Mark Giardina Connor said. When the power is Stuff Writer brought back on, it takes about A power failure in the 600 S. 20 minutes to restore the p hone sv;tem. Until that time had Michigan Ave. building put the tl'iephone system out of com­ pse to a security shift change radios. Since the school's fax sho rted o ut and caused the C;nnor said he kept some extra machines are on a separate line, same problem on the main guards on duty to keep people outside calls could be made by panel. He added that the emer~ out of the building for safety plugging phones into those gency lighting system worked rL'

By Charles Edwards to the student to want to reach Promisi ng Student . Award $t•ff Writer out and grab it," said Troy Ben­ Fund to usc at the college of sun, art major. Benson has been her choice. State and federal grants the recipient of over a dozen There are a number of helpful aren't the only place to go to scholarships in the last three books in the Columbia library gN money to finance your years, such as the Pougialis Fine that can assist and guide you in education. There are many Arts Award which gave him the search for dollars. Among private sources of funds avail­ $250 per semester towards his the m are: The College Blue able to enterprising students. tuition. Book: Fellowships, Grants and Among them are some relative­ "Many of these o rganizations Loans; The Graduate Scholar­ ly little-known scholarships offering awards operate behind ship Book, by Daniel j. Casidy; offered by Columbia itself. the scenes, many people don't and separate books for Many of these private even know they exist," said An­ minorities, women and Illinois Admin. sees red after scholarships do not have any gela Brooks, a television major residents titled, Directory of grade point requirements, and who received a scholarship Financial Aid fo r ... , by Ann vandals hit Michigan bldg. you can qua li f~ for them through her church after com­ primarily through your affilia­ pleting high school. The Mt. See FUNDING tions and in tcrests. Olive Baptist church gave her Page3 "The money is there. It is up $2,000 from the Mt. Olive By Mark Giardina mc·d ium stains. SIR{f Writer The wall and carpeting on the fi ft h floor have been cleaned, A red substance was splat­ but stains remain. Further at· terc~d on the fifth floor wall of tempts to clean may be made the Michigan building a nd on Call said. bulletin boards of other floors ''!'II be pretty surprised if it on April 29, college officials comes out," he said. said. The vandalism occurred Call estimates the cost of sometime between 7 and 10 replacing parts o f the wall p.m. according to Bert Gall, ex­ covering and carpet at $5,000. ecu ti ve vice president and Because the act happened provost Bert Gall . after the Los Angeles policemen were acquitted in the Rodney judging by the smell and tex­ King case, some school officials ture, the substance appeared to first thought the incident was be d issolved jell -0, said Gall related to the verdict. However, and Director of Administrative Lineha n sn id there is no Services Martha Meegan evidence of a cunnection and Linehan. that it looks likc a case of ran­ dom vandalism. Most of the damage occurred "It's just childish silliness," on the fifth floor, across from Gall said. the elevators, staining the wall and the carpet. Bulletin boards Whoever made the stains on the third, sixth, se,·enth, ninth, lHha nd 12th floorsofthe SeeJELLO Page 2 building received small to

See Jenny Dervin on page 2.. we look at George Baney and hts book.. Page 4. Jenny JELLO Dervzn From page 1 went as fa r as to work the sub­ Aries !Mar 21-Apr 19) Bad news on the horizon. F1nals w1ll be a stance between the two locked very troubling experience, and you will go without food or water windows protecting a bulletin for about three hours. Romantic interests will dry up like the board on the sixth floor. Sahara after a freak rain storm, so rent a few movies for the weekend and don't eat chocolate. Try some Tai Chi this weekend. The fifth floor wall has also You'll pull a muscle (either neck or leg) but it will calm your mind. been the recent scene of other vandalism. Two letters that Forget about your immense money problems; it's pointless to were part of hand-made obsess on something that will always be with you. Columbia logo hanging on the Taurus(Apr20-May20J Finals will be a breeze, so don't waste your wall were stolen, and two more time studying. The class on Tuesday will end an hour early, so letters were loosened but not make sure you only pay the parking attendant for two hours. And taken. The rest of the letters check the train schedules, because that death trap you call a car will be stolen either Wednesday or Thursday. (The thieves will were taken down until a ·better find the pot you thought you lost and will try to return it to you.) method of fastening them to the Skip breakfa st for the week and those pimples will go away. You wall could be found. Linehan drink too much. A member of the opposite sex will lead you on. said the logo was removed Do n't fall for it. Wear red underwear with your white shorts. about two weeks prior to the Gemi11i (Moy 21-Jun 20) You will have sex an unprecedented staining incident. number of times this week, but only some of it will be enjoyable. The moon in the seventh house, with Venus rising and Pluto after Gall said a possible solution Mickey means Perot will win in November. Don't piss off that might be to mount the logo onto hated teacher, because you'll fail the final and need to kiss major a board with bolts and then bolt butt. Your lucky number is 1,587,003. Stay away from the sun. the board to the wall. Liver spots when you're 60 aren't charming. Ca11cer (jun 21-Ju122) Get a new sign. Cancer gives me radiation. Director of Security Ed Con­ Your hands will swell up from water retention, but try explaining nor said that he has not received that to your mother. She'll think you're on drugs again. Check the any information about who whites of youreyes.lfthcy'rc bloodshot, you need slcep.lf they're may be d estroying or stealing clear, you need to get out of the house for awhile. Don't buy a dog. school property. He said that with the frequen t occurrences Resumes will be returned unopened, but you'll get a great job flipping of vandalism and graffiti, there soy meat. Go to the doctor about that rash- it's getting worse. And must be some witnesses who always, always, always dry between the toes after a shower. are not coming forward. Leo (ju1 23-Aug22) Your lion heart is no excuse in a court of your peers. Stay away from the knife drawer. Study, study, study. As if it were "! am disappointed that the going to do any good. As if you had any real talent. Get your student body is accepting this," cholesterol checked. You will find inner peace after seeing ")FK." You Connor said. will dream about a small boy wealing green, running in a field of He added that the names of heather with a golden rod in one hand and a copy of the U.S. a nyone who has information Constitution in the other, but you won' t remember any of it. See a about any acts of vandalism guidance counselor and try to find a rml job. Save your pocket change would be kept confidential. and after 10 years you'll have enough to pay off your student loans. Virgo !Aug 23-Scp 22) You were conceived over the Christmas holidays, so your aura is red and green. Don' t wear purple, because it clashes and you'll be in a bad mood all day. Don't get a haircut. Romance is in the air, but the wind doesn't blow in your direction. Find someone to go shopping with, because you will have many job interviews soon. Be kind to small children a nd frail animals. Your kindness will be returned to you someday. Are you smoking? Stop. Libra (Scpi.23-0ct22) You will be honored by your peers for your humor and style. You'll have to pick up the tab, though, so carry a lo t of cash. You'll have to leave Chicago on short notice, and you'll travel cast. Don't set foot on an airplane--the food is poisonous to your sensitive system. Finals are a joke. Meanwhile, back at the ranch ... you have a nasty habit of getting things done. Stop it. And call your mother. She m isses you. Scorpio !Oct 23-Nov 21) If your birthday is on Hollowe'en, you were an Irish soldier under King james during the Williamatic Wars in your past incarnation. All other incarnations have been pale by comparison, so try to recapture that soldier-istic a ttitude by setting goals and having them go to hell before your eyes, instead of waiting for tro~ble to knock on your front door. Your mag ic number is infinity . A possible romantic interest slashes your tires. Wait for the court date to check out this fox. You will ride the wave of euphoria during finals week. Don't fight it­ Reality will crash once you get your grades. Sagittarius !Nov 22-Dcc 21) Everyone likes you this week. You won't be able to make an enemy, although you're in the mood for it. Someone buys you lunch on Thursday. Don't eat meat, it's tainted. (Didn't you sec the expose on Prime Time Live?) Exercise that fat away, and try to stay in touch with distant relatives. A move is in your futurc-

Columbia College lnstUut!ooal Awards Academic Excellence Award The President and Board of Trustees have established the Academ' Positive peer pressure Excellence Aw8!d of Columbia College. The scholarships are designed o provide financial assiSlance for worthy and talented students. · By Tasha Knight Presidential Sc'holarahlp Program Staff Writtr This scholarship is for high school seniors only. Students are writing better CoUnbla College Financial Aid Asslatance Grants (CCG) with help from their qualified This grant awards up to $700 per year to continuing Columbia students. peers who tutor at the Writing Center. Students who receive an ' . Loan Reduction Grants (LAG) A in English Composition II are Awarded to continuing Sludents wHh at leaS1 a 2.0 GPA who hav already submHted a loan application. invited to tutor. Students also can volunteer to tutor. Tuition Assistance Grants (TAG! The requirements for becom­ Available to students who are not eligible for the Pell Grant or the Illinois ing a tutor are good writing Monetary Award. skills, credit in both English Comp I and II, and participation Dead/inB for the CCG, LRG and TAG is midsummer. in the tutor training class. The three credit class meets once a By Omar Caotilto/Photo Editor Columbia College Graduate Scholarships week, said Garnett Kilberg, l.!!!!!!:~~.!!!~!.!J(!!!!..i!ill!!!!!!!!.~~!:.!!l!!:!l!~~~~I..:Ce£!!n1!!!!,errJ. Graduate Opportunity Awards director of the Writing Center. them/' said John Hunter, a tutor work on a one-to-one basis. Information available In the graduate division office. Deadline Is early The Writing Center now has at the Center. "The training Students who sign up for spring. · 38 tutors and 300 to 400 tutees class teaches you to first diag- tutoring go once a week for a come in a semester. nose the problem, start simple, semester and receive one to two Albert P. Weismann Scholarship "The training class gives the then work your way into the tutors strategies for teaching credits. They work with the Awarded specifically to aid completion of projects in all communication difficult part." t t f th t ' ields. These awards are limHed to enrolled graduate and undergraduate writing across the curriculum. same u or or e en 1re tudents who are ,working on a thesis project. For addhlonallnformatlon They also learn to teach the stu- Hunter, a seni or.· illustrat1'on semester· Students can walk·m, ontact Mary Ahler·Spagnolo (663-1600 ext. 421). Deadline is April16. dents how to brainstorm for major, has been tutoring (or but do not receive credit. about a year. He said he has "A lot of people don't realize ideas and develop ideas," Kil- learned how to relate to the stu- that they can come in on a walk Television ~~sa~ - Irving B. Harris Foundation Scholarship/loans up to $3000 for jrs. and Most of the tutors agreed that dents and_ea rn their trust. in basis and ask one of us srs.; loans are repayable interest-free wHhin five years of graduation. the training class was good "In the beginning, most stu- (tutors) to proofread or check Thaine Lymen Scholarship for Broadcasting preparation for becoming a d ents come in with an attitude their work," Hunter said. An annual award based on financial need; must be nominated by tutor. thinking that the tutors think According to Kilberg, a acuhy. "1 get support from others that they are better than them, variety of students come in, but Kodak Professional Scholarship · and I' m able to familiarize or ifthey're older students, they most are English majors or stu­ Awarded to full-time photography majors recommended by facuhy. m yself with ·some of the might say 'Who's this squirt dents currently enrolled in material I' m teaching," said trying to teach me?"' Hunter Englishclasses. All of these deadlines are in the spring. Chedl department for dates. sophomore Mindy Bialas, a said. "But the training class "This is my second semester literature major who has been teaches the tutors how to make being tutored. I had English same information these services tutoring for a year. the students feel comfortable." Comp. I last semester and my FUNDING provide at our library for free. "If students have problems Bialas said the students who grades averaged out to an A," The Financing Your Educa­ withtheirwriting,you'llcorrect come in, feel comfortable be- said Carlos Dominguez, a From page 1 tionhandbook, availablein the it for them instead of teaching cause thetutorand the students film/video major. Financial Aid office, details the Schlatcher. many scholarships and grants Along with schola rship, ColuroQia offer.s. grant and loan information, "Our goal is to expend 100 these books can help you in­ percent of our awards that we crease the amount of financial offer at Columbia and each year aid you might be eligible for, we do just that," Ollno said. and how to appeal if your not So don't let yourself fall into satisfied with the size of you're the category of one of those un­ award. In addition, there is in­ fortunates who missed out on fo rmation about paying $135 million in unused funds. internships, job training oppor­ Look into avenues that can FILM/VIDEO CAREER WORKSBO}» tunities and financial assistance ensure yourself a future. to special population groups. Here's a listing of scholar­ However, John Olino, direc­ ships offered at Columbia. 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thoug ht these are the stories I lkiley. He said, 'Let's do it,"' o the r two authors arc Eileen w.t nted to know about--the o ~: bo rne said. Che rry ("The Winter Barrel") ht• pes ?,nd aspirations of the She added that three of the and Diane Williams who wrote authors in the book a "Ella in the Morning." "There is a w ide ra nge themes in the book. It is no t in­ te nded to deal just w ith the contemporary vision of the 1:y Tariq 1\1. A li West Side," Bailey said. "The Sto~!{ Wntt'r neighbo rhood is very old." "Many different cultures have To m.llly people, the West come through the West Side o n Sid~ of Chicago might as well be the ir way to the American thv dark side of the moon. West dream." S i.t~ Stories (City Stoop Press, Bailey's introductio n ex­ $9.95), an anthology of tales plains the purpose of the book: ahnut West Side residents, "This anthology is an a ttempt to edited by English department explore the d reams and realities instructor George Bailey, seeks of people living o n the West to remedy this ig norance. Side of Chicago. The stories col­ C hicago's West Side is rich lected h e re celebrate and w 1th different cu ltures a nd question how we understand m.1ny sto ries that o nl y the and li ve with change--how we Cable Show 1wighborhood cldt•rs know seck to understand o urselves in w,•ll. With the help of Bai ley, a not-so-unde rstandable and and the C hicago authors he not-so-comfortable world." By Mike Cos n ·,·ruitt•d, these stories have Bailey added that he wanted Correspondtnt CP illl' to liE.- and h.t ve been to showcase the West Side in a fV'-':il'rved in book fonn. hi storical perspective and so he You're til'OO. 'r /\It hough Bailey's name is o n through the cha n \ got stories about the area dating t hv book, he credi ts fellow fro m the Depression all the way a local nightmare English instruc to r Karcm Lee "\ through the riots in the '60s to There's a host 0 -:borne with the concep t of the \ the present. David Letterma r b<>o k. "Rig ht after Fred Gardaphe side-kick and a fc " I frequently used to take the (another Columbia instructor), They're discussi' Ltke-Dan Ryan El trains and edited New Chicago Sto ries, Vegas, and his to tht• Cong ress to Oak Park," Os­ our first book, Karen was think­ You rubyou'n borne said. "I would ride the ing about a West Side book. blinded b1 tr.tin thinking that it's terrible "The Winter Barrel" paints a continue to ~ thL' C ity of Ch ic,tgo wou ld Usbornt• .tlso w,tntt•d to find h vc: n in volvL•d 1\'ith Columbia very g raphic a nd vivid picture allow present conditions to o u t dbout enH.: rgi ng w riters Coll ege in various capacities.). of the West Side. It revolves e'ist on the West Side, people fr" m the West Side. "I had ex­ Chip Howell, a former student around howtheautho r sccsher­ 25; c in LaC throwing their hands up in t rc·me respc-.: t for the fact that and currently a tuto r at the sclf and her friend LaNell, different times to dL•spair over« vnst area of our th,·,;t• sto ries belonged to those Writing Center, is one of the moving from down south to the suburbs to Otarr city wi th lo ts of human poten­ fJ\11 \\ the West Side. I fi g ured a au1hors. He wrote "Elma," a Windy City, struggling to sur- Theshow,wh ti., J.I kept scdngin my mind the \A.' L·st Sid er should edit this stt>ry about "obsessive bc­ S tudents i n the produ c· of Saturday Nigl ti tle- "West Side Stories" and P' .>jt•c t, so I went to Geors;c h.>vior" as Howell put it. The See WEST SIDE pagr 7 tion studio of Color TV Kids lnThe HaU t bizarre when tilt access. ''Wctrytoavc l'nn TOO "Tom and I wer• which was real also, which was :aa~K I ON molded it togetl One of thcin tt of preparation , lly Gin ger Plesha SL'L' how they fit. Unfortunately when it doesn't Sr4(Writu most of them jus t give the better than anyt ~ clothes a glance and comment ''We rome up Welcome to tht• o h, so on the fact that tht.:y'rc too sexy the day of the sh gl,tmorous s ide of fashio n fo r those shoes, that dress and unfold as we do shows. t11.1t hat. For some rea>CH1 they "It's never re< The thrill of the ru nway. SL'L'll1 to forget that tht•y arc not Pa nagiotaros. "\' T he blinding flash from a Linda Ev.tngelist ,md this is not audience. Who'· ctu ncra. ,, l~> hi o n >ho w fo r C II ANEL. as our success."' l'hc overall agony of taping Eventually they get around to Another pitn some model's breasts. th,· real fashion show- the part characters, whid All of the glitter starts to fade tl 1c· audience i> miS>Iltg. The Clown, the gooc a> soon as you go beyo nd the bl'au ty ·part- the p re -show show's most po[ c.ltwalk to a tiny dressing room I" imping session . When He's an actua l b.1c kstage. I was privil eged models cake o n the make-up, and Tahoedoin! enough to visit backstage at a pl.tster their hair and ,tttc mpt ·out with this sho rvccnt fashion show fo r the unnatura l poses w 1th their characters. Lt·11kemia Fo undatio n held a t bodies. Because Coklr Dr11ry La ne South. The head honcho, the fashion comparisons to For o ne nig ht I w.t s awarded C<><> rdinator, sticks her head in fcrences in contc ''The basic ide ill(' title o f assistant fashion the· d ressing room <~nno uncing cuordina tor/d resser, w hi ch th.1t there arc only 15 minutes together to do a t . ~> i ca ll y meant tha t I was a 111lli l show time. Now the action "I've even In glorified peon with an a ttitude. TL'.IIIy begins. Modl'is make a 'Garth! Garth!', does the show's tvly job consisted of organizing m.td dash for their fir>t o utfit. announcements clothing for each of the 15 ll,tlf naked bodies run from one While they tr mudeb and their eight ru ns. In e nd of the room to the other, ly, Color TV'sen addition, I abo had to make sure looking for me ur a nyo ne else t·wrything ran >moothly back­ who can assist them in zi pping of the program. >t.tge; every model had to look a zipper o r pouring into an out­ ''We'd Jike tc> j11 .;t righ t. Such ta,ks may seem fit that's two sizes two small . where they'd P·' simple, but you h<~VL' to rcmcm­ With just a few minutes to Film/ video " lH·r your dealing w ith 15 spare, the mode1s line up for give students v1 d1fferent body type> .tlld tlw ir their runs. F11lly dressed a nd "I think eve!'\ pt· r,onali tic>. ready to go on .;tdgc the models .md things thn t A~ the models file into tht.: >omehow re>tort· the sense of said. "School h. d rl·>~ ing room they arc >up­ students than t 5« GUMOR pagr 7 po>4:d to try on their outfi ts to Photos courtesy of Color TV and help you1' MAY 18, 1992 . FE AT U RES PAGE 5 -Artist in her residence

I TEACHER PROFIL3 iiil

Judith Horwich, who has been on the faculty at Columbia College since 1985, is a fine art photographer. Her work has been shown internationally and has been shown in the Museum of Contemporary of Photog­ raphy. She has had private exhibitions at the Arc Gallery in Chicago, The University of Illinois at Champaign-Urbana and The Cultural Center in Mexico City, Mexico. The Art Institute of Chicago recently con­ ducted a tour through Judith's studio on Halsted Street at which she lectured on her work and her role as a female artist. Her r Frotn Hell Columbia students received a bonus lecture and private tour following this event. Cur­ rently, Judith is immersed in her studio

You sit down to watch some TV. As you motor creating a new body of work, though her nnels with the remote control, you stumble upon gallery is open to the public by appointment -e. t behind a desk who looks like a recently paroled only. n. He's having a conversation with his guitarist Summers for Judith have historically been foul-mouthed, washed-up, Vaudevillian Twinkie. ing the Twinkie's failed showbiz career in Las filled with workshops that she offers across Jve for Channel2 newscaster Elizabeth Vargas. the· country. She is presently considering -eeycsand think, "What the hell is this?" Although •y the technicolor set, and thrown off by the timing. conducting seminars in her studio also. watch because the show is, well ... it's funny. --Ariel Gimble, Chronicle Correspondent 1, called Color TV, is the composite brainchild of ge student Tom Panagiotarous, 21; Jim Toth, 21; and Bill Suran; 17 .It airs seriU-weekly out of Jones :;range, and is available on various cable outlets at J almost two million people, from Chicago and it's npaign. lich has been oh for two years, combine:> clements ;ht Uve, David letterman, Monty Python, and the tocrcateanoff

:e of Color TV's format revolves around running :h i~clude the psychotic, unpredictable Lumpy the , ld-hfe, barbecue obsessed Mr. Suburanite, and the >pular crank, Mr. Twinkie. d Twinkie who worked for a long time out in Vegas 1g a nightclub act, and now he's decided to help us ow,"said johnson, who does most of the program's

JT TV is public access and comedy-oriented, the >Wayne's World are inevitable. But despite the dif­ tent and style, there are some similarities. ea is tile same, which is a bunch of idiot guys getting l show on cable," said johnson. .ad some!Jody come up to me at a party and say, , but it turned out I wasn't him," said Suran, who ·s art work and plays guitar between public service :s. may not take the content on tile show very serious­ ·reators feel differently when it comes to the future l. J get it up to broadcast," johnson said. "Somewhere Jay ~s so we can spend more time on it." llla)Or Panagiotaros points out that these projects .1tal knowledge they can't get in the classroom. )'One should get involved in community programs at are free, just to go and get the experience," he has the classes and the teachers, but there' re more there are faculty. Now is the time to get out there rself for the future." PAGE 6 · . EDITORIAL \ 1:\ Y l S, 199:!

Why are we here? By Charles Edwards

Since the time of Charles Darwin there has been excessive adversity from biologist to accept the theory that life as a result of cv.olution is basically purposeless. However many instinctive­ ly reject th1s. A young marned couple, looking at their beautiful newborn baby would have difficulty believing that this new life is purposeless. To them, it is a life enriching wonder. "Why are we here?, is the most important question a human being has to face ... I believe that life has meaning in spite of the meaningless death I have seen. Death has no meaning_ life has." These words were written by Elie Wiesel, well known writer and survivor of Nazi concentration camps. He was one of many who answered a question posed by Life magazine: 'Why are we here?" He had seen life at it's very worst, yet he was convinced that life docs have meaning. Not everyone, ho wever agreed. Take for example an ordinary tdxi driver named Ricardo Rodriguez. He answered the same ques.tion in this way: "We' re here to die, just live and die. I drive a cab, do some fishing, take my girl out, pay taxes, then get ready to drop dead ... Life is a big fake." To Rodriguez life has no meaning or purpose. Surprisingly a number of educated people appeared to agree with the taxi driver. Evolutionist Richard E. Leakey and Roger L e ~in , in gest: "Perhaps th e1 ~ book COMMENTARY the human Ongms, sug- species is just a ghastly blunder having evolved beyond a point at which it can thrive in harmony with itself and the world around it." At least to them, human life is meaningless. Sharp Criticism federal government? Local he just knled someone?" Is it important to know whether life has a purpose or why we governments? Or, is it while He hadn' t done any of those arc here? Is this just a philosophical question or one that should "Non-violence is the answer people in general? things, yet the officers as­ be of concern? If though, Elie Wiesel is correct and life does have to the crucial political and Based on your statement, "It sumed he did. And you can meaning, surely we should try to discover what it Is. moral questions of our time; was no surprise that Simi Val­ best believe, the fact that King The best source of discovery is in learning what God has the need for man to overcome ley, a predominately white was black helped them reach originally intended for mankind. Once you have discovered this oppression and vi olence suburb ... would be biased in that conclusion. fact of life, it will help you better understand the purpo~ of life. wi thout resorting to oppres­ favor of the police officers ... " I More than 10 officers were Does that sound to simple? Well it's not. Our being here to learn about God and to do His will has wonderful and profound sion and violence ... " t~ink you do believe it is while standing around King. If they Marlin Luther King, Jr. people in general, Antonio. So, I honestly believed King posed implications. want you to think about that any real threat, they wouldn't God's original purpose for mankind and this earth has not I can not believe the blatant for a minute. Then, I want to have hesitated to shoot him. changed. He still intends to have paradise earth, peopled by a ig no rance a nd racism dis­ ask you if you see on the news Unlike Kuczaj, I do blame perfect human race. Yet He has had to make special arrange­ played by yo ur correspondent, or read in the papers about any them for getting carried away. ments to overcome the sad effects of the failure of our first Antonio Sharp, in the May 4th while drug dealers o r while Will my brother be the next vic­ parents. issue of the Chronicle. gang members killing Africa n­ tim because police "think" he's Doing God's will today involves acting in harmony with all He repo rted, "people Americans. I' ll tell you what I doing something illegal? theses arrangements of God. Happily the Bible provides a shouldn't act so surprised that see and read day after day, I feel sorry for anyone who description o( the progressive fulfillment of His purpose. brutal vengeance in the name week after week, year after finds the serious cla im of Doing God's wi ll also includes developing a godly personality. of protest would be the after­ year- African-American drug racism a la ughing matter. So we identify the things God hates such as lying, theft, harmful math." Brutal Vengeance Thai dealers and African-American What did the officers mean gossip, uncontrolled anger; and then we reject them. We also are Wa s Heaped Upon Who? gang members killing African­ when they referred to the film to study and live the qualities that God loves such as love, joy, Af rica n-Amcricans! I guess it Americans; jus t as I saw "Gorillas In The Mist" in talk­ peace, kindness and goodness; and then we are to cultivate them was o kay that 54 people, a African-American rioters kill­ ing about King? During the with the help of God's holy spirit. majority of w hi ch were ing African-Americans. Can trial o ne of the officers also . The number of those who~ Iives have been enriched by learn­ African-Americans, were mur­ you please explain this one to portrayed King as an animal, utg the real (Jurpose of hfe.1s mcreasing by the hundreds every dl· r~d . 54 people murdered! I me, Antonio? saying "he groaned like a d.ty. L1vmg m harmony w1th what that true purpose of life by guess it was also okay that over There is an old African bear," and "he leaped doing the will of our loving, heavenly Father truly makes a 2,000 people, which included proverb that reads: towards" the officer. difference. It is something that can change your whole life for the m,tny African-Americans, "If I here is no enemy within, the The defense successfully better. ~c lives of millions of people around the world testify were injured . 2,000 people in­ enemy outside can do no harm ." played on whites' fear of the that fmdmg the real purposeofhfe, does truly makes a difference. jllredl I guess it was also okay The enemy is within, An­ black man. Since the time of that over 5,000 fires were set. tonio. You are killing slavery the black man has al­ 5,000 fires! And, I guess it was yourselves! African­ ways been d escribed as a okay that 20,000 jobs, a g reat Americans are behind their dangerous animal, to justify deal of them held by African­ own conspiracy and only they abusive treatments by whites. CHRONICLE America ns, were lost in the can end it. And that is why we all cried Department of journalism burned-out business district of racism. 600South Michigan Avenue Chicago, lttlnois 60605 the riot area. 20,000 unemployed William f. Hart Why was so much emphasis 312~1600 exl343 men and women! Senior placed on the videotape? The FAX 312-427-3920 It was all done in the name of Fiction Writing prosecution, like everyone in­ protest, so it was okay. Think telligent person in this country, Art Golab, Editor about it, Antonio. Think real Raised On Racism knew the tape spoke for itself. Jury E. Pott, Mlnaging Editor hard about it and ask yourself For years blacks had been Nancy A. Tlrart, N, Jwlit Smith fected when little was known know anything about Rodney Nadine Clermont The Otnntldc II the offklal•tucl•nt NR n.Wipt~.~H:rof Colulnbla Col .... about AIDS. How arc they part King. Kuczaj said it himself­ Junior Itil publltbed w•ldydudna tM Khool yur, and dl.trlbut.d on Monday. of any conspiracy? Who if. be­ had he "just robbed a store? Broadcast Journalism VI-• •~QJtcNC!d In thl1 nnnpapnue not MIC'ftN.dlythoNoftha ad"'t.ororthatol ..• . hind the cons piracy? !'he Was his car fu ll of drugs? Had Bailey said it took him two GLAMOR WESTSIDE years to complete the book and he, a long with those who From page 4 From page 4 helped him, to_ok stories as they came a long. The ones that glamour the dressing room had vive in the brutality oft he West Bailey tho ug ht represented lift: been lacking until now. Side a nd ru-nning up against o n the West Side were chosen 1 look at all 15 models like a "authority" and "concrete rig ht fo r the book. proud mother. But then 1 turn angles," as Bailey describes the If you are interested in meet­ expected to learn, however, - namely, journalism - I also around only to see the enor- story. The two girls, alo ng with ing the authors, you can catch learned a lo t more than I bargained for. Especially when I started mous mess they have left for m e the symbolic winter barrel, are them doing readings from the writing this column. !learned all sorts of things you can't find to clean up. Piles upon piles of what the West Side is all about, book from now until August a t in any textbook. clothing, shoes, e tc., which according to Bailey. these locations and d ates: I guess when you publicly delve into the "isms" of the world, grow with each run. Through Howell explains how his like racism (or the lack thereof), or sexism, you learn all sorts of all of the hustle and bustle the story's character brings the at­ Guild Books, 2456 N. Lin­ neat little insights tha t you can tuck away for later use. Here's only thing I had forgotten is to mosphere of the West Side into coln Ave. some of the things I've learned at Columbia that I d idn't expect check out the hunky m ale readers' minds. Friday, May 15, 7:30 p.m. to. model in the Calvin Klein un- "I am sort of interested in ob­ - As the T-shirt says, some things arc considered "black derwear. Okay.! will confess he sessive behavior in general, so Kroch's & Brentano's, 2070 things" and I shouldn't bother to try and understand them. If it dl!.l,catch the corner of my eye Elma is p robably a typical Chip N. Clybourn Ave. is pronounced "black !hang." then it is a very black thing, and as for just a second, but I'm a Howell story. The central char­ Thursday, June 11, 7 p.m. a white person, l should get as far away as possible before trained professional. Not! acter is about as obsessive as someone takes a swing at me. Immediately following the one can get.! guess as far as that New World Resources Cen- -Besides not understanding black things, l also "don't get it" finale the models disappear, story and the topic of the entire ter when it comes to women's issues. As near as l can figure, the fact leaving me once again to or- a nthology is concerned, it 1476 W. Irving Park Rd. that l "don't get it" means that l don't agree with women on ganize their mess. Once it's makestheWestSideamoreot>­ Saturday, June 13,7:30 p.m. I, c ertain issues, like supposed sexual harassment. I've decided organized, it's my job to check vious part of Chicago, instead 1 that not only don't l get it, but that I really don't want it, and if for any casualties in this fashion of this neighborhood that is just Unabridged, 3251 N. Broad­ you try and give it to me, I'm going to run away. war, such as broken zippers and out of the way and nobody real­ way St. - I've learned that something my mother always told me is make-up on collars. Fortunate- Iy cares much about,"' Howell Tuesday, July 28, 7:30p.m. absolutely false. Every time my older brother and l would argue, ly, all of the clothing pulled ·· said. my brother would settle the issue by beating the living hell out through the war in good condi- ~· ··--·--····------·-····--·- · -··-· . of me. My mother would then come in, hold an icebag to the 1 1 gaping wounds on my face, and tell my brother, "Christopher, ~~~e~e!~~~=a~~~~ft~~~ 'FREE MAGAZINES! violence doesn' t solve anything." Then, when l would tell Mom were fooled by this illusion of • d · · f h that l planned to crack Chris' kneecaps with a two-by-four when glamour. · Columbia's 1991 e 1hon o t e new an- he was sleeping. she would tell me the same thing. She lied. You nual publication, Chicago Arts & can sec that in the Rodney King incident. A jury found four police officers innocent, and because people murdered other Communication, is now available free people in the streets, burned down buildings and looted stores, of cost in the campus lobbies. federal charges a re going to be brought against the men, and they arc most likely going to go to jail anyway. Not only d~s violence Look for this year's edition this summer at a definitely solve problems, but in this case, it managed to render newsstand nearest you. impotent a jury system that has been around for hundreds of years. - I finally figured out what the hell all those Xs meant that black people wear on their hats and clothes. At first l thought that there was a new sports team in Chicago that l hadn' t heard about, Amencan- Heart v~ but l knew l was wrong when l started wearing one of the X caps, Association and black people got offended. It turns out the X thing is a "black thing," and l shouldn't concern myself with it. - I learned there arc really two kinds of feminists. There's the quiet kind, the ones that get things done in the world, and there's the loud kind, the ones that bother everybody with their constant whining and bitching and wanting something for nothing. Since in the latter group, the word feminist now calls to mind a very negative image, I am going to assign different labels to the two different groups. The first group I am going to call "norm;V people," and the second group lam going to call "whiney, bitchy, useless little man-haters." That should clear up some of the confusio n. - A black friend of mine told me that the reason the riots happened is because blacks want what whites already have­ namely a middle class lifestyle. So I guess that makes the middle class lifestyle a "white thing." And the trick is to get the "black thing" incorporated into the "white thing." TI1at's going to be pretty hard to do if blacks won't even tell whites what the hell the "black thing" is. Maybe we should all quit pbying with our things and just learn to get along with each other. -One very disturbing thing !learned here at Columbia is that black people canno t be racists. A very good black friend of mine Apartment& for Rent NEED A JOB FAST? Attention alllrenlan-Amerlcan otu­ told me this. I g uess it depends on how you define racism. If Columbia student has a few apart­ Waiters. cashiers. cooks. hosts. bus­ dents at Columbia College: If you are racism, to you, mc.ms that you can be discriminated against ments available to rent for June 1st in boys. dishwashers. del1very interested in forming a group with other within the system because of the color of your skin, then maybe Wrigley, Lincoln Park. Lakeview and full/part time follow Iranian-American students. Ravenswood . 1.2 and 3 bedrooms 341-1717 ask for Kenny I please contact Haleh Abdolhosseini my friend has a point. After all, the system is so predominantly from $425 tp $1.300! Deal direct with no job no fee 944-6250 or in suite 418A white, it would be hard fora black to be a racist within the system. 1he landlord. Call Bob at (312)509-5090 Howcvt>r, if racism, to you, (as it docs to me) all boils down to BROADCAST MEDIA SALES Get Your Foot In the Door: how you treat people, then as far as I can sec, it is,, "color blind Affordable one &two bedroom apts all 15 FULL-TIME POS ITIONS Theatre. Dance. Music groups need thing." Not black, not white, not yellow, pink or blue. Racism near transportation. beach &shopping. REAL EXPERIENCE/REAL MONEY your help. Share your time and skills comes in all the colors of the spectrum. Its real name is hatred, All apts are sunny 4 rooms: with space. CONTINUING OR GRADUATING through the Arts Connection. Call Busi­ and you don't have to be a certain colo r to learn how to hate. Ask ness Volunteers for the Arts. Building has laundry & janitor on STUDENTS WELCOME the blacks who destroyed Korea town in L.A. Or ask the Serbs premises. Minutes away from school. QUALIFICATIONS: 312-372-1876 Call Moffett Realty at 973-4300. 1. SUPERIOR READING SKILLS and the Croats, or the Palestinians and the Israelis. Ask the Thanks! Apts start at $410. 2. CAREER FOCUS: "SALES" Protestants and the Catholics in Northern Ireland, o r the pro-life 3. CLEAR, EASILY UNDERSTOOD Female vocalists: Auditions are being held for female vocalists for original and pro-choice factions here in America. Ask the japanese and SPEECH PATIERNS Chinese, o r the Russians and Afganis. Better yet, ask the French. National marketing firm all students We are a safes/marketing group on R&B and pop recording projects. Call and student organizations interested in Chicago's far Nor1h side. We represent Eddie 24 hours at 751-0544. T h ose s issies hate everybody, even thcmsclvcs. There's makong $600-$1 ,000 for one week on­ over 700 client radio stations national­ southerners that ha te Yankees, and whites that hate Mexicans. campus project. Call Megan about this ly. All airtime Is sold by phone. Base As far as I can tcll,cverycountryin the world is fil kd with hatred fun and easy program at 1-800-592- against commission plus bonu ses. For Sale: camcorder & editing equip. 2121 x152or Melanie at x123. Medical. · dental, life. paid vacations Sony CCD-V220 PRO Camcorder. for one g ro up or another. and more. Call Ron Kolman 312-878- Super Micro Script. Nady Wireless Mic. And that' s the saddest thing I learned in my seven years of 0800 Mon.-Fri. 8-5. PSI Marketing 2945 Package: $1.200 or best college. The hate is never going to go away. P<•oplc tend to tmst 'EXTRA INCOME "'92'" W. Peterson/Chgo .. II. 60858 call John 815-338-4097 Earn $200-500 weekly mailing travel only people that arc exactly like they arL', ami they distrust brochures. For information send a everyone else. And terms like racism, and groups like Public stamp addressed envelope to : ATW Student Services office needs three work-study students for summer ses­ Enemy, and people like David Duke, all add fu L•I to that fire that Travel, Inc. P.O. Box 430780. South NEEDED: Volunteers to be paid $10. already burns inside all of us, whether we know it or not. The Miami. FL. 33143 A psychologist at Loyola University is sion to work in a professional looking for black mates and white environment. Work Involves housing, only way to beat it is to work as a person to get along with males to pose as Loyola college stu­ International student needs and spe­ everybody. I'm no t all that religious, but there is n lot of merit in Do you need someone to type dents for a videotaped research cial-needs students IBM experience a tha t "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" bit. rosumes, term papers. reports, your plus . Contact Felicia Grizzard 663- project. If you can help. please call Dr. If we can find n way, as Individuals, to stop the h.1tred, just great American novel? I offer fast, ac­ Eaaron 1600 x459. Applicants must be curate sef\lice at reasonable rates. call Henderson at312-508-3034 or enrolled for a minimum of six hours, watch. The rest of the problems will take care of themselves. Muriel Whetstone at 663-1600 (Colum­ Maureen O'Brien at 312-508-3001 . with at least a 2.0 GPA. bia Chronicle) or 752-5936 (home). PAGE s· C H R 0 N I C L E MAY 18, 1992

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A selective guide to events of interest to the Columbia community. Compiled by Art Golab. Who ever said there's no such thing as a free lunch? U you're interested in a Film/Video As another semester ever so quickly comes to career a panel of film industry experts will a close, a round of receptions and parti es share their ex periences in a FilmNideo reminiscent of the waning days of the Roman Career Workshop. The panel and Q & A ses­ Empire is upon us. As the catering depart­ sion will be foll owed by-a buffet lunch! All ment feverishly puts in overtime, .what's a this in the Ferguson Theater in the Michigan poor student, desperately studying for fi nals, Avenue Building at 1. to do? Party on, of course! Let this·calendar be your guide. By now I'm sure you've noticed the Lesbian and Gay Art Exhibition in the Hokin (I ~ -18 If you survived the full­ wouldn't try to get any funding from the moon weekend, start the week with a little N.E.A., folks). But if you haven't seen it yet, Chinese zither; Wei-Tsu Fang will play classi­ now's the time, cause there's a reception ca l Chinese music in the auditorium of the tonight at 6. The inevitable refreshments will be Harold Washington Library (State & Con­ served. gress) at 12:15. Award-winning poet Carolyn Forche will For music that's slightly more mainstream, read fr<>m her work at 7 tonight in the Fer- check out Vinx, at 3 in the Hokin Annex (see guson Theater. picture). ::f,.A.d.a.:t' -22 The fiction writing !.f.•---.:r -A~ -19 Living local legend, department celebrates the 14th edition· of Hair jazz drummer Barrett Deems will bring his Trigger, a n anthology of short stories 18-piece big band orchestra to ,the comfy con­ generated from the story workshop method fines of the Elbo Room, 2871 N. Lincoln. It's used here at Columbia. A publication party, H his press releases are to be believed, at 9, with a $3 cover. reading, and reception takes place at 7:30at the Vlnx Is a renaissance man of modem music. But Hokin Center. such luminaries as Herbie Hancock, Branforil U-,...f....,.~ -20 Judgingbythe number Marsalis and Sting, who all played on his latilst of people seeking to use the Chronicle's com­ U you missed them last weekend, this is your , have become true believers. The s6ng8 ant puters to write their resumes, there are a lot of last chance. Mordine and Company perform chiefly percussion and voice; Vfnx ·cafls If, seniors who haven't found that job yet. Thurs,-Sat. at 8 in the Dance Center of Colum­ "American Ethnic Music." See for yourself when Today the Writing Center is holding a semi­ bia College, 4730 N. Sheridan Rd. Look for Vlnx comes to the Hokln Annex May 18th at 3. nar on Resume Writing. To get help, bring a modem dance, tinged with performance art in rough draft of your resume. It's at 2, in Rm. this show which is not to be missed. Call271- 702, Wabash. 7298 for reservations. Columbia College stu­ dents pay only $5 while the rest of the 0~ -Don't forget, amongst all 3" ~ -21 Side By Side, a one-act universe pays $12. this other Hoopla, the two Columbia student play produced by the Performing Arts art exhibitions going on under dur very noses: ~ ~ Management Class and featuring students ...... -23 Look Out Any Win- The Columbian Exposition running through from the theater department, hits the boards dow, a screening of experimental videos by May 22 in the Hokin Annex; and the Student today at noon in the Hokin Cen ter. It's a advanced Columbia students, takes p lace Honor Exhibition, which starts on the 25th and "warm comedy," about yuppies vs. the work­ tonight at the Hok.in Center. Reception at 6:30, runs through June 5 at the 11th Street Gallery. ing class in Lincoln Park. exhibition, 7:30. FACE VALUE by Lisa Adds Staff Photographer Do you attend Columbia College.? if not why are you here?

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L. J. Miracle Alexis Ball Art Art Drake Simmons Se nior Senior Northern II University l didn't have any­ thing better to do. I'm here to sec an opening organized by a friend .

La trice Fashion Busi ness Sophomore Harold Washington College Graduate I'm here bt·cause I'm an alumni and I'm involved inalotof I'm here because my ex tra curricular ac­ I'm here to view friend is behind in her tivities here. I " ' ed to the art work in the computer class and a ttend Columbia student exhibition. I'm helping her. three semester, .1go. I Actually l came to plan to return soon. I view my naked body attend Ha rold in one of the pieces. Washington College.