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The Grizzly, February 11, 1991

Krishni Patrick Ursinus College

Megan Mendte Ursinus College

Mark Hallinger Ursinus College

Kristen Schwarz Ursinus College

Naimish Pandya Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Patrick, Krishni; Mendte, Megan; Hallinger, Mark; Schwarz, Kristen; Pandya, Naimish; Koser, Todd; Scheel, Gabriele; Phiel, Christopher; Grubb, Steven; Zobel, Laura; Ugoretz, Tonya; Gelston, Trey; Woytek, Judd; Flemming, Amy; Shatz, Ellen; Jacobson, Sara; Major, Chris; Richter, Richard P.; Hajian, Eleanore; Harris, Adria; Oehlert, Beverly; and Johnson, Terri, "The Grizzly, February 11, 1991" (1991). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 270. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/270

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This book is available at Digital Commons @ Ursinus College: https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/270 ne9 Serving the Ursinus Tfieo Grizzly community since 1978 Publlshmg the trust, from good motives and for justifiable ends Volume 22 Number 14 -Alexander Hamilton February 11, 1991 Fraternity Pledging Returns Again

academics." BY MEGAN MENDTE All fraternity pledging activities will Of the Grizzly must be approved by the Campus The pledges of APE's be Life Committee. Pledging on closely monitored throughout 1991 Fraternity pledging consecutive nights is prohibited, as pledging. They will be required to officially began on Friday, is surpassing three consecutive carry report cards to all of their February 8th. The traditional bid nights of pledging on weekends. classes. This way their professors ceremony took place at noon on Last spring Sig Rho and APE's can record their progress during the museum side of Bomberger. were found guilty of using alcohol pledging and help them if they As usual, the show drew a large during pledging by the Judicial begin to slip academically. crowd of spectators. Board (J-Board) Said Love, "I don't think the As each "bid" came out of The J-Board punished Sig Rho changes will be a problem. We've Bomberger and walked or ran to by cutting their pledging time in got a group of great guys this year, the fraternity of his choice, the frat half. They have only eight non­ and so far everything's going fine ." welcomed him with cheers and consecutive days of pledging this For better or for worse, hugs. The APE's new pledges year, not including their service pledging has changed, and the were chillier than most because week. Commented Jason Komasz Campus Life Committee will they were wearing "Grizzly" boxers of Sig Rho, "Everything is running continue 1.0 monitor the activities as they greeted the frat. The Zeta smoothly so far. We're all pleased of the fraternities. Each year the Chi brothers fmished the ceremony with the guys." pledging activity proposals will be off by tackling their new pledges APE's president Thorn Love is negotiated according to their past into the mud in welcome. optimistic as well. "We agreed not performances. The Committee's This year APE's has fifteen to pledge during the week, except main goals are to regulate the pledges, APO twelve, Beta Sig for line up. Dean Kane has academics and to insure the safety eleven, Delta Pi fourteen, Demas worked really hard with us to keep By Kristen Schwarz, Photo Editor of every pledge until the system is three, Sig Rho five and Zeta Chi as many traditions alive as possible as positive and productive as three. while keeping the emphasis on Gathering 'round Bomberger, fraternity pledges accept their bids. possible. Wachtel Explains the Poverty of Affluence

BY MARK "ALLINGER Opinions Editor difference in life satisfaction Two reasons why a decrease in enough. Second, the quest for "If we can get off the growth between rich and poor in a life satisfaction often follows growth often undermines crucial train before it crashes we could all community. Another showed an increasing wealth were discussed. sources of well being, such as Editors' Wanted live a better life," asserted noted actual decrease in an economically First, a growth economy "by its family, community, and leisure psychologist and author Paul growing community's happiness very nature requires discontent pursuits. Wachtel again used Wachtel, speaking at the second level--as wealth increased, and a stirring of new needs," so psycholOgical studies to support his Editor applications are lecture forum of the semester on satisfaction decreased. whatever we get doesn't feel like claims. A study by one social now being accepted for Thursday, February 7th. The talk psychologist found that once some The Ruby, The Lantern, was entitled 'The Poverty of minimal income is met, the Affluence," and mirrored relation between income and and The Grizzly. Please Wachtel's book of the same name. happiness is small. submit your applications The "Poverty of Affluence," as The talk concluded with a plea for consideration to defmed by Wachtel is seen in a to the audience to "please think Debbie Malone, Myrin culture that focuses on material what will really leave you satisfied goods ap.d constant economic in life." Cultural change must start Library. You may leave growth at the expense of on an individual level, according to your application, with community, family, environment Wachtel, and "if we can at least her name on it, at the and personal growth. This cultural see the trap, we have a fighting trend has been nurtured by both chance to avoid it." Circulation Desk on the major political parties, says A lively question and answer main floor. Wachtel, and is seen in all period followed the formal talk. If you have any socioeconomic classes. One One individual questioned the questions, contact Jon example is a middle class family feasibility of change in today's that constantly seeks to increase its society; Wachtel's reply again Volkmer regarding The share of material goods yet ends stressed the individual nature of Lantern, Jane up with, according to Wachtel, cultural change. Another member Agnostinelli regarding "less time to devote to of the audience stated that he was relationships and a sense of actually living a lifestyle similar to The Grizzly, or Cindy K. belonging." the one proposed by Wachtel. "It Harris regarding The Wachtel's focus on a sense of isn't easy, but the rewards are Ruby. belonging and the importance of definitely there," stated this Applications stating family and community ties backed individual, who also stressed that his assertion that "an economic "I see more and more people your background and growth oriented way of life doesn't turning to alternative lifestyles." qualifications should be work (because) in many ways we A video of Dr. Wachtel's talk is submitted by Wednesday, aren't happy." He cited several available. Contact Dr. Englund of March 13, at 12:00 noon. psychological studies to support the Psychology Department if this. One of these studies found no Paul W8Cbtel interested. Page 2 The Grizzly February 11, 1991 URSINUS COLLEGE Become A Peer 'Educator

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The Changing War Peer Educators and Community Service BY BEVERLY OEHLERT Special to the Grizzly BY LAURA WBEL weapons he would have already Of the Grizzly deployed them on Israel. Ed Last spring for the frrst time, Fitzgerald said, "I don't think he Ursinus offered students the On Wednesday February 6th, an has the capability to gas Israel, opportunity to become peer open dialogue was held in Wismer maybe oncoming troops." educators. To the surprise of Parents' Lounge discussing the The discussion concluded with Debra Nolan, Stephanie McNulty changing conduct of war. Dr. King, the question: Is Hussein and Beverly Oehlert nearly forty a history professor, led the calculating that Arab unrest will students attended the information discussion. This open dialogue was benefit his war effort? Dr. Saleh session and participated in the the second of a four part series an economics professor, and native ensuing training program thereby about the war in the Persian Gulf. ofIran, enlightened the group with becoming peer educators. The Faculty and students copcerned his views of the situation. He talent and enthusiasm brought to about the war filled the Parents' mentioned that the Arabs resent the program by the student peer Lounge. The discussion opened the . US due to its imperialist educators was gratifying and with a question posed by Dr. King: policies and its alliance with Israel, exciting. Is a ground war inevitable or can but he doubts that the Arabs will The role of a peer educator is to the war just be fought in the air? rally for Hussein. On the issue of present programs in the residence The group agreed that a ground chemical weapons he commented, halls on the topic areas of war would defmitely occur and "He'll do anything. Ultimately if it contraception, date rape, AIDS some people believed it would was going to be to his benefit and and decision making. Although the happen soon. if people are going to be scared." Peer educators are cross-trained in Another major issue that Dr. Saleh expressed optimism alI of the above topics, each of Ellen Sylvester and Sandy Painter, veterans of the peer education program concerned the group was the towards the United States' effort them becomes a specialist by have also expanded my own facilitating the discussions without possible use of chemical weapons in defeating Hussein. He believed choosing to focus on one of the knowledge base and my personal views getting in the by Hussein. At the center of the that Hussein will eventualIy be topics. Peer educators are paid communication skills. I chose way of that discussion." issue was the question of whether eliminated, but it will take a while $20.00 for each program presented. contraception as my specialty area Ellen Sylvester, a sophomore Hussein will use chemical weapons due to the US strategy to minimize Sandy Painter, a senior because I felt accurate, reliable and USGA representative, says, for offensive or defensive damage. The next open dialogue psychology major and a peer information about this topic is 'The Peer Education Program educator states, "I wanted to feel purposes. A few people believed concerning the war will be next essential. It is important to know helped me to defme my morals he will use chemical weapons in a week in Wismer Parents' Lounge. like 1 was making a contribution. the risk and benefits of and values. I have become more 1 defensive strategy like in the Iran­ Look for announcements in the The topics that we present in the contraceptive methods and employ open minded toward other peoples Iraq War. Others felt that if upcoming week. residence halls are rel,"""n' :"""y"- ­ an appropriate decision making opinions. I have found that Hussein is going to use chemical that arc important to toda s process as well." college student in the process, 1 becoming more educated on the r. Keir Lewis, a senior and topics of AIDS and contraception, Ii-======rl resident assistant, says, "I joined I am better able to understand the peer education program other people's viewpoints and also because 1 wanted to help people. I understand how these issues affect The Global Perspective felt that the more I knew about people in the world here at these topics myself, the more I Ursinus." would be able to help others. 1 A training program for new peer International situation as a real threat to their think the program helped me to educators will begin Thursday, The IRA has claimed ships in the Persian Gulf. get in touch with my feelings and February 14th and continue for has also helped me get to know BY CASSANDRA YUTZY responsibility for a mortar shell The United States issued a four Thursday evenings. Meetings that exploded outside of the warning of increased dangers to the facts. Feeling confident about will be at 6 p.m. on the second residence of the British Prime Americans in Jordan. The knowing the facts has made me floor of the Berman museum. National Minister. Prime Minister Major estimated 4000 U.S. citizens who comfortable presenting programs. Interested students may attend the Lynn Martin was unanimously was in a meeting with his war are still living in Jordan were I can now mediate between people first meeting or call Studio confmned by the senate to be the cabinet when the explosion advised to leave the country as with conflicting views by Cottage for more information. new Secretary of Labor. She will occurred. No one was injured in soon as possible. be replacing Elizabeth Dole who is the incident. Iran has offered to mediate a now in charge of the American Jean-Bertrand Aristide was peaceful settlement to the Persian Alumni Visit the Ballet Red Cross. sworn in as Haiti's first Gulf War. Iran's president Ali President Bush's 1992 Budget Special to the Grizzly 1991, the Annual Beer-Tasting democratically elected President. Ahbar Hashani Rafsanjani was proposed last Monday. The If you went to Philadelphia on Event in the Spring (sure to be a The inauguration was exactly 5 announced at a news conference $1.4 trillion Budget includes a $281 December 22 to see the Nutcraker repeated success!), a party for years after the fall of the Duvalier that he is willing to meet billion deficit, an increase in Ballet, you saw one heck of a graduating seniors and young dictatorship. personally with Sad dam Hussein medicare premiums paid by upper­ show! The Young Alumni alumni at Mermaid Lake on May An earthquake measuring 6.8 on and resume formal diplomatic I' income elderly, and a targeting of Programming Board hosted a 11, the big U. C. by the Sea IV, in the Richter Scale killed up to 1200 relations with the United States. federal education grants to lower­ group comprised of 47 Ursinus people in Afghanistan and American B-52's have been Avalon, NJ in August, and many income families. students, faculty, alumni and more! Pakistan. given permission to use English friends, to an afternoon of fme The FBI has arrested three men As James McCartney, Assistant The Soviet Union's President bases to stage bombing raids on arts and fine food. In an effort to who are responsible for the placing Director of Alumni Affairs, says "I Mikhail Gorbechev declared the Iraq and Kuwait. It had been involve students and alumni with of 6 pipe bombs on 2 giant am glad to see that the alumni of poll on Lithuania's independence thought that till now the U.S. has the more cultural side of alumni chemical storage tanks in Norfolk, the College are getting more illegal and said he would not been staging B-52 attacks programming, the Y A.P.B., under VA. The incident was not related diverse in the things that they do. accept the results. originating from American bases in the leadership of General to terrorism as frrst thought. We still do a great job in throwing the Indian Ocean. Chairperson, Susan Callahan '85, Instead it was a plot by the owner a party, but there is also an President Bush has sent Richard and others such as Carl Buck '84, of the tanks to receive the War in the Gulf increased interest in providing Cheney, the Secretary of Defense, Georgeanne Fusco '84, and Jackie insurance claim. The 6 pipe bombs 2150 retired servicemen and programming that is appealing to and General Colin Powell, Pirollo '86, was able to plan and were safely disarmed or detonated. women have been recalled by the all groups of people. It's exciting Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of execute this highly successful trip. A "Bad Batch" of Heroin is Air Force and Marine Corps to to see them (the alumni) actively Staff, to the Middle East to assess Since its inception in 1987, the suspected to be the cause of death replace military base personnel searching for ways in which to get when the correct time will be to Young Alumni group has made a for over 10 people in New York, now serving in the Middle East. students involved even before begin the ground war. concerted effort to provide a New Jersey, and Connecticut. Those recalled had to be under 60 graduation. There is so much that More than 100 people have also and are required to pass a physical Iraq has halted all sales of varied and quality-based approach gasoline to the general public due both alumni and students can been hospitalized due to the exam. to programming. In addition to the to "technical damage" to oil tainted drug. Around 150 Iraqi planes are Nutcracker Banet, the Y A.P.B. installations. .... now in Iran. The Navv sees this will also host events this year such Page 4

Study Abroad Memorable This Week in Sgt. Grizz ... The Bear Facts

BY ADRIA HARRIS Tami, who lived with an English V.C. History ... The "AUTO-BOOT' has fmally ARRNED!!!!! An auto-boot is an Of the Grizzly family, did so because she liked automobile immobilizer that is used where illegal parking is a problem. the idea of becoming immersed in BY TERRI JOHNSON The follOwing policy and use of the BOOT has been in effect since the "It was the best experience of my their culture. She describes her of The Grizzly 21st of January 1991. One warning will be given to the owner of the life ·S) f".f.' "IT gf&Vl~ tn'J ~ );e host family as being very vehicle prior to using the AUTO-BOOT for the following listed chance to grow-up and become accommodating, but claims that During this week in 1951, a violations: more self-reliant." "I would their were some realities of their main issue being discussed around recommend it to anyone." The life that she was not prepared for. campus was whether Ursinus 1. Parking his/her vehicle in a STAFF area. above are just a few of the nice Among these were the legendarily should have an ROTC unit. One 2. Parking his/her vehicle in a NO PARKING ZONE. things that Seniors Tami Doto and terrible English food, the number of the main controversies 3. Parking his/her vehicle in a Handicapped Area wihtout having the Wendy Manko had to say about of locked doors in her host home surrounding this issue was whether proper temporary permit issued ·by the Ursinus College Security their semester abroad. and the lack of heat and hot there was some inconsistency in Department or a License Plate from the state in which he/she The two spent last semester water. But Tami soon discovered having ROTC at a church resides. studying in London under the that there was more to life than affiliated college. Many students 4. Parking his/her vehicle ON THE LAWN, ON .CAMPUS University of Wisconsin and food and hot showers. Museums, were interviewed and their DRIVEWAYS, BUILDING ENTRANCES, SIDEWALKS, OR Syracuse University programs plays, pubs, and trips to reactions were most~y favorable F1RE LANES. respectively. When asked about neighboring countries occupied having the program for a variety of 5. Any person who has accumulated five or more tickets during the their experiences abroad, their most of her time. reasons. semester may be subject to having his/her vehicle "BOOTED". eyes light up and their photo Although they attended different John Powell, class of 1951, did albums are immediately dragge\:lS schools, Wendy and Tern. had not feel I that. there was any In the event your vehicle has been "BOOTED" you will be advised by out. The two had somewhat similar opinions regarding the inconsistency in having an ROTC either Brian McCullough, the Director of Security or advised by your different experiences, but both academic environment. As Wendy program at Ursinus because he felt RA. DO NOT attempt to move the vehicle with the "BOOT" came home with an overall sense put it, school in London was "not that "it was a part of the country's connected; it may cause severe damage. Do not attempt to remove the of having had the most fun very hard, but [she] learned a lot." duty to contain the ROTC, and BOOT from your vehicle-any damage sustained to the BOOT while it possible while learning about Additionally, both girls claim that part of the church's duty to be is connected to your vehicle will be your responsibility. You will need themselves and other people. what their courses lacked in rigor, patriotic." to contact the Security Department so that arrangements can be made Wendy, who shared an they more than made up for in Mary Schoenly, class of 1952, with the officer to remove the BOOT once the $25.00 removal fet. is apartment in City Center with a appeal. Imagine, their course work felt that the issue of religion and paid, along with all outstanding violations paid in full to date. If fmes recent Ursinus graduate, asserts included some odious tasks as the ROTC program were not are not paid within two days after the vehicle has been BOOTED that the semester away from home theater visits and trips to points of related, and the addition of this stringent disciplinary action shall occur and the priviledge of having a gave her the much needed interest throughout England. That program would help to keep up vehicle on campus may be revoked. opportunity to try her hand at sure sounds better than a three the enrollment which in turn independence. At fust, Wendy hour Biology lab! would improve conditions of the PARKING AT THE TRINITY CHURCH IS NO LONGER suffered from "distance shock," but However, the highlight of the college. PERMITTED. THIS LOT IS FOR THE USE OF THE CHURCH that didn't last long, for she soon semester was skiing the Swiss Alps, Janice Pastouius, class of 1954, ONLY; VIOLATORS WILL BE TICKETED!!!!! developed the "family of friends" "a dream come true" for Wendy. felt that preparing for war, like an STUDENTS ARE REMINDED NOT TO PARK IN STAFF AREAS that made the trip worthwhile. Not T ·h e m 0 u n t a ins we r e ROTC unit would be doing, was NEXT TO STAUFFER. only did Wendy develop the social "amazing ... just about everything not consistent with the church's THE COLLEGEVILLE POLICE DEPARTMENT HAS RELEASED contacts important to everyday life, . else on the trip paled in policy of maintaining peace, COMPOSITES OF THE SUBJECT THAT WERE BELIEVED TO but she also mastered some comparison," said Tami. however she felt that "if the BE INVOLVED IN THE INCIDENT WHICH OCCURED ON domestic skills that will carry her So, if you are interested in government plans to begin an DECEMBER 1ST 1990 AT THE QUAD AND IN REIMERT. IN through graduate school and learning fust;lJ.:!~ about other ROTC unit, it will place the unit THE EVENT YOU RECOGNIZE ANY OF THE SUBJECTS, YOU beyond. Among these were the CUltures, in developing a greater somewhere. It is better to ARE REQUESTED TO CONTACT THEM AT 489-9332. YOUR ability to cook spaghetti a degree of self-sufficiency, and in encourage boys to get their COOPERATION IN THIS MATTER WILL BE GREATLY thousand different ways and that making memories that will last a military training in an institution APPRECIATED!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! of remaining financially solvent in lifetime, consider the opportunities which promotes Christian ideals a country where the cost of living that a semester abroad can offer. than to give them training in an THERE STILL FACULTY AND STAFF IN THE ZWINGLI AND is quite high. Tami and Wendy did, and they atmosphere which is completely FETTEROLF BUILDINGS. WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF wouldn't change it for the world. secular." ESTABLISHING HOW MANY SPOTS ARE NEEDED EACH DAY. Contact your advisor for further The fmal person interviewed ONCE THIS HAS BEEN DETERMINED, WE WILL FREE UP information. was Sarah Weirich, class of 1952, AS MANY SPOTS AS POSSIBLE AND THESE MAYBE USED who felt that "all institutions FOR STUDENTS WHO WORK OFF CAMPUS AND REfURN whether religiously affiliated or not TO CAMPUS LATE AT NIGIIT. should cooperate with STAFF AND FACULTY SIGNS WILL BE AT governmental programs as long as THE PARKING SPACES AND IF YOU ARE IN THESE they do not endanger their own PARTICULAR SPOTS DURING THE WEEK, YOU WILL BE objectives." CITED!!! UNTIL THE NEW POLICY IS IN EFFECT AND GUIDELINES HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED, STUDENTS WILL NOT BE PERMn fED TO PARK AT THESE LOCATIONS. Greek Notes YELLOW LINES SIGNIFY STAFF PARKING ONLY-EVEN IF On Saturday, January 19, a team "STAFF' IS NOT ON THE SPACE VIOLATORS WILL BE of Kappa Delta Kappa sisters tried TICKETED!!!!! their hand at waitressing for a 01 February 1991 at 12:20.P.M., A Professor at Ursinus College spaghetti dinner held in Bethel reported that sometime between the hours of 8:20 A.M. and 12:20 Methodist Church. The church, P.M., unknown subject(s) put numerous scratch marks on the rear door in located nearby Spring City, was anQ quarter panel of his car that was parked in the "A" lot. If anyone the sight of f? benefit dinner held witnessed this incident, please call the Security Department, your name for Amanda King. will be kept confidential!!!!!!!!! A few months ago Amanda's mother took her to the doctor Wendy Manko (center) and Tami Doto (right) with a friend in front 01 February 1991 at 11:15 P.M., It is reported to Security that their was about an earache. Doctors soon a gas leak on Main Street. Officers responded and found that the call of Caerphilly Castle in Wales. discovered the 6 year old girl has was a false alarm. cancer affecting her liver, kidneys, and lungs. 02 February 1991 at 8:30 P.M., A student reported to Security that The benefit dinner, organized by unknown person{s) shot at a Main Street house with a BB gun. a swarm of volunteers, served over Security found when investigation the incident that a pellet had entered 500 peole and helped to raise and split the outer pane of a window at this location. The investigation about $5000 for Amanda. continues .... Horoscopes ... Campus Memo BY RICHARD P. RICHTER manufacturing the weapons that the measurements of science. Leo (July 21 - Aug 21) Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) President of the College make such a world disaster "In virtue of this relatedness,' This the dawning of a great You have a natural knack for possible. flirtation, but realize that even that Berry says, "everything is intimately Valentine's Day for you. Watch out, The ecological damage caused From the Gulf war a new though, don't be irresponsible whl!n it which seems so fun , can sometimes present to everything else in the by the war in the Gulf probably awareness could emerge of the comes to thinking about others. Mail cause big trouble. Don't lead anyone universe. Nothing is completely Gran the card she looks forward to on - breaking a heart on Valentine's will not be calculated accurately ecological damage that even itself without everything else ....The every year but never gets. Don't try to Day is reatly low. But, if your flirting until after the shooting ends. But conventional war can cause. That universe is a communion and a use the new four cent stamp price is directed at a real love interest than even now we know it will be vast. could be a greater long-term good community. We ourselves are that increase as an excuse - she won't buy keep it up. It is one of the many unintended than any political good that may communion become conscious of it. consequences of the military come from the conflict. Fear itself." Virg.o (Aug. 22 - Sept. 22) Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) conflict; and it reminds us once among governments of In a world community imbued Rational, down to earth Pisces- you Who can resist a romantic Vir~o on again of the hellish, insane essence permanently damaging the earth the prowl? Valentine's Day is your with that kind of consciousness, are everybody's buddy; a loyal and of war. itself could be a useful new the destruction of a gulf or a city trustworthy friend. Pisces tend to holiday. This month you are feeling This war was undertaken to set deterrent to war. would be anathema because quite favor long-term commitments, so, for especially uninhibited. Mercury plus Jupiter in your Moon unit wquals love political wrongs right. The US and But such a fear is unlikely to literally it would be self­ atl of you in serious relationships, use its allies assumed that the conflict operate any time soon. A whole Valentine's Day as a means to refuel and tons of it. Surround yourself with destructive. It is a long distance itself could be executed without new attitude toward the integrity that smoldering fire. Steer clear from atl that is passionately seductive. We from today's war to that fine day. Wismer "Restaurant nights", the suggest soft music to set the mood. materially affecting the integrity of of our planetary habitat would ambiance just isn't there. Try some slow Bee-Gee's, a proven the scene-the "theatre" in military have to be acquired by people aphrodisiac. terminology. around the world. The process of 4 Aries (Mar. 21 - April 20) Of course we assumed that attitudinal change may have begun, icOtifACTS Take advantage of financial Libra (September 23 - October 22) bridges and factories and some as the footage of the dying Gulf opportunities. Perhaps buy something Beware of restaurants with $10.00 collateral domestic facilities would birds attests. But it has barely I minimums. It can make dining with you've always wanted- a simple splurge be destroyed but that they could begun. I can boost those dreary, mid-winter your loved one more dear than expected. be repaired afterwards. We College communities such as blahs. Venus is in your quadrant this assumed that a certain number of ours are beginning to help bring month so, as Valentine's Day people on both sides would die. I about a fundamental change of approaches, don't resist spending on Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) ~ LSfudent Services have not seen reports that we attitude. It seems to me that that special someone. Scorpion stingers are out to break hearts on Valentine's Day. anticipated 'the oil slick, the long- students today are increasingly ENS LAB Love 'em and leave 'em is second term atmospheric effect of smoke conscious of the need for Taurus (April 21 - May 20) Contact Lenses For Less With your aggressive planets in nature. Restless Orion has reared its from burning oil, or the upsetting ecological responsibility. And we almost perfect alignment, you witl find ugly head this month causing a need of the balance of the desert should give all possible Fast. Convenient, Direct-ta-You yourself futl of energy this month. Try for change in your life. Don't be too ecology by the presence of so encouragement to students who savings of up to 50%. All Brands hasty, though, a quick decision could to channel your motivation into many troops and so much material. are organized to do something and Prescriptions in stock, in­ cause serious reparcussions and regret cluding Tints & Disposables. something productive. Have a thing Setting aside for a moment the constru ctive ab ou t th e for your lab partner? Go for it! during the weeks ahead. Overnight shipments available. political issues of the war, I environment. Lenses 100% Guaranteed in fac­ wonder whether it may come to be But the enterprise will have to Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Sagittarius ( Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) tory-sealed vials. known as the first ecologically be much more far-reaching. It will Personality and intelligence You want to spend, spend, spend Call for infonnation and overwhelm you this month and on your Valentine this month. Your conscious war. We see some have to reach into the deepest- FREE CATALOG. everyone is mesmerized by your generous nature causes you to go head evidence that this may happen held convictions about the destiny boundless charm. Sit back, admirers strong into atl of your relationships. when we see the television of human beings and the fate of 800-726-7802 ; witl come to you on Valentine's Day. While that is an admirable trait, be coverage of the slick. It is nations. careful of someone taking advantage Enjoy your abundant popularity. remarkable that, at the very Professor Thomas Berry of of you. Try spending some of that -Iii' 2A Hours ! Throw a party if you have the funds, if • 7 Days Valentine's Day gererosity on your moment when human beings are Fordham University writes about not go to one, you won't have to clean dying from missiles and bombs, revisioning everything in terms of up. mother, she is sure to appreciate it. television is showing cormorants in the earth itself in a new L.!!~~~ ~~~~ Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) their death throes on blackened "ecological age." Berry would like Cancer (June 21 - July 20) Features Editors needed for Oh how you are missing the warm Hey you crazy Capricorns, prepare beaches. I do not think that the to see a COllege where the faculty for a rocky month of ups and downs. next year. Anyone interested months of summer. Rainy days, bird life of Normandy Beach on aM students acknowledge the Your mother planet is in an unsteady crunchy snow and grey skies are very D-Day in 1944 was considered- "unbreakable bond of relatedness" please contact Coleen Cascwno orbit. Hold tight and enjoy the ride. depressing. We suggest you stop newsworthy. of everything from the Big Ban!: at 454-0176 or Kate Grim at Valentine's Day looks good; however, moping and make the best of this Governments since 1945 have up to the present instant. He 454-0218. but only if you're not afraid to be the nasty weather. Stay indoors with seemed to be rational enough to obselVes that the wholeness of the aggressor in a relationship. Avoid someone else - body heat is your tendency to be overbearing. refrain from the ecological universe is increasingly evident to Spanish Help: Mondays and contagious. madness of nuclear war-though contemporary scientifi.; Tuesdays, 6 to 7:30 PM. A Valentine History _irr_at.io.n.a.l_e.n.o.u.g.h_.to_.c.on.t.in.u.e__ o• b•SC.IV_at.io.n.;.b.u.t.it.fi.tn.ally_.is_b.ey.o.n.d_-I Bomberger 100 Necesltas ayuda? Spanish Help has ELEANORE BAJIAN theories about how this religious man would draw a name out of Cupid (Eros) also bec:ame a come to the rescue! Help in Associate Editor c:elebration of a saint bec:ame the box. He was then expected to common symbol of love as the Spanish will be offered on Monday connected with l'amour and be the suitor of the young lady for sending of Valentines grew in and Tuesday evenings from 6 to 7:30 P.M. in Bomberger 100. Bring Each Valentine's Day millions romanc:e. In the Middle Ages the the year. If not, at the very least, popularity. Cupid was born in the all your questions, frustrations, and of people show their affection for common belief was that the mating he bec:ame her partner for the Greek mythological tradition. He confusion (but not vocabulary one another and make Hallmark season of birds began on Feb. 14. festival. was the son of Aphrodite, goddess words you didn't look up, because and Russell Stover rich. Febuary Chauc:er expressed this when he The early Christian clergy of love and Hermes, the everybody knows how to use a 14th, however, has not always been wrote, "For this was Seynt objected to this practice and messenger god. Cupid has always dictionary!) and see them wiped an oc:c:asion for heart shaped boxes Valentyne's day when every foul substituted the names of women been looked upon as a away! Or, just come to Born. 100 and c:ards. cometh ther to choose his mate." with saints names. (A popular mischievous, but appreciated to do your Spanish homework, so Valentine's day was originally This belief is thought to have decision.) The men were then character. His arrows were said to in case you get stumped, you can c:elebrated as the rec:ognition of intermingled with the worship of expected to emulate the saint they be able to direct the affections of just ask a question right away and two early Christian martyrs who St. Valentine producing our chose for the next 12 months. all beings, even gods. then move on! If you cannot make were both named Valentine. One modem day customs. The custom of sending So this Valentine's day when it during the Spanish Help hours, was a priest of Rome and the The second theory proposes that Valentines did not become a you buy your Whitman's sampler, additional times for help can be other was the bishop of Interamna, Valentine's day is a survival of a practice until the 17th centuIV. At picJc up some birdseed, too. As the arranged. This is a great wy to now Terni. Both men suffered Christianized Roman celebration first they were simple homemade English tradition states, your true really make progress in Spanish, martyrdom in J~e ac;c:ond half of held on Feb.14, the da~before the items. 'Eventually in the ... 18th love will be the f!fst person of the especially if you have been having the third c:entury and a day has Feast of the Lupercalia. On the century Valentines became more opposite sex that you lay difficulty. So give it a try, won't been reseIVed for them ever sinc:e. 14th all of the young l11'6ids put elaborate and a commercial eyes on on February 14. commodity. you? Hasta la vista! There are two interesting theii names in a box. Then, each • Page 7 The Grizzly Arts and Entertainment February 11, 1991

Side Winders Dance Marathon

BY ALADDIN SANE and "Doesn't Anyone Believe" are BY SARA JACOBSON in the area. The dancer to raise faculty/staff auction in the Wismer Of the Grizzly the best lyrically, while "Blood on Assistant Am and Entet1ainment the most money will win a prize. parents' lounge. Ursinus staff and Our Hands" and "Drop the Editor Prizes will be given throughout the faculty have been donating things The sidewinders are college Anchor" stand out musically. event to dancers and to people such as food or cleaning service to radio favorites hailing from Once again the greatest strength The Student Activities Office who come to the carnival on be auctioned off to students. The Tucson, Arizona. Witchdoctor, of the disc is the diversification of and dance marathon committee Saturday. There will also be highest bidder will get the chance their major label debut, spawned the material. Rich Hopkins once are gearing up for, in Mark special theme hours, such as fifties to have their favorite professor's the hard edged title track, led by again lays down the solid Applebaum's words, "the major hour, with prizes for the best cookies. the brilliant guitar of Rich foundation with both acoustic and event of this year on this campus." dancer of that theme. Some prized A third fundraiser, miss-a-meal, Hopkins. the vocals, supplied by electric guitars, while David Slutes The dance marathon is scheduled include a pinball machine, futon, a has been scheduled for March both Dave Slutes and Andrea continues with a strong voice, and for March 22nd and 23rd in two of surprise grand prize, and many, 13th. Students will sign up to miss Curtis, are convincingly strong. the rhythm section of Mark the Hellferich gyms. All money many more. dinner that day and the Wismer The songs "Cigarette" and "What Perrodin on bass and Bruce raised is going to the Leukemia Two bands, 'The Sense" and Food Service pledges to donate Am I Supposed to Do" spotlight Halper in drums rounds out the Foundation of Greater "Innovation", as well as the Video a~roximately $1.75 per meal stutes, while "Love 88" and rejuvenated foursome. The music Philadelphia. Dance Show will provide the number to the Leukemia fund. "World's Apart" feature Curtis. A is generally hard to classify to one The campaign to get students to music, and WOGL, one of the The Student Activities Office is major strength of the ~ongs like .. particular label. And I personally sign up to dance will begin four major sponsors, may kick the ..now trying to get Pizza Hut "Witchdoctor" and "Tears Like despise labels of any sort on music. February 18th during lunch in marathon off with remote coupons to be available for Flesh" are comfortably interwoven Auntie Ramos' Pool Hall is simply Wismer. The Philadelphia Eagles' coverage. There will also be news students participating. The sign up with smoother edged "Before Our enjoyable music for those who cheerleaders will be making a coverage by local papers, radio sheet for miss-a-meal will be Time" and "What She Said." special appearance to urge stations, and television channels. available in Wismer. enjoy music. Pop songs are mixed Witbcbdoctor stands as a students to participate. Sign up At the carnival around the dancers The dance marathon and with slower ballads which are thoroughly enjoyable disc that will also be available in the there will be food, games, prizes, a carnival are the main activities mixed with balls out rockers should have received more Student Activities Office and is characaturist, and a recording organized by the Student Activities ("Drop the Anchor" and "Blood on attention than it did back in 1989. . open to the Collegeville booth. A donation to the Office and Mark Applebaum Chis Our Hands" being favorites). The Sidewinders latest release, Community as well. Leukemia foundation will be asked year. They, "expect a lot of greek In terms of musical style, the Auntie Ramos' Pool Hall, is once The dance marathon theme. is, of those attending the carnival. participation." The dance Sidewinders could most be likened again a startling release from this "gM.'1.g 24 hours of -your life to marathon committee is headed by to R.E.M. or the Waterboys. The The Student Activities Office is relatively unknown quartet. Gone help people who fight 24 hours a Julie Davidson and Michelle Sidewinders area also rumored to also planning two other events to are Andrea Curtis' magnificent day all their lives". Participants are Fesserson. The event is sponsored be an excellent live band, probably raise money for the Leukemia vocals, but neither the music nor asked to raise at least $12.50 by by Pizza Hut, Subway, Pepsi, and owing to the simplicity and Foundation. Wednesday February the creativity suffers. Auntie soliciting donations from sponsors 13, at 4:00 there will be a WOGL. sponta~eity of their recorded work. Ramos' Pool Hall opens with "We They will no doubt be in Don't Do That Anymore", a Philadelphia in the near future, pointed number about growing up hopefully at a small venue such as and facing responsibility. Most of Get Shorty the 23 East Cabaret. Trust me, the lyrics deal with the aspect of catch them before they get away, growing up and the changes we go BY CHRISTOPHER MAJOR money to the vig, with three and go really big. get his money back. Before Ray Of the Grizzly hundred thousand dollars in through. "Get Out of That Town", Bones kills him. insurance money. So Fay makes Get Shorty is a fun-filled roller­ Admittedly, I didn't do my Chili a deal. Get the three coaster ride through Hollywood, homework this week. Instead of hundred thousand and you can where Leonard's characters mix curling up on the couch and keep half. reading a good book, I spent too Here's where Chili's problems with Letterman, De Niro, much time trying to win a bloody begin. Chili fmds.Leo easy enough, Hoffman, and the superstar Michael Weir, who Chili wants to lfnte11national game of racquetball. Taking the gets his money plus the three easy way out, I figured I'd write hundred grand. Leo's in Las star in a movie that Chili's written himself. Leonard writes it so real about the best book I've read in Vegas. Chili loses all the money that it's hard to tell that it's not. PVog11am the past few months: Get Shorty, while he's there. Now he's in a fIX. Places, people, and especially the by Elmore Leonard. For those of you who think I'm dialogue all ring so true that it's Many of you are probably ruining the plot, I'm not. All this difficult to put down Get Shortly familiar with Elmore Leonard. For happens in the first twenty pages. until the very end. instance, the scene in Lethal The fun begins when Chili tries to Weapon II, where Danny Glover is ."';X" ;"". ;(:;:N;:;.,,;:,··' I caught with his bare butt on a February couple of pounds of explosives was 11 Swiss Dinner 6:00 p.m. in Musser lifted from Leonard's Freaky TRAPPE 12 Russian Chat at 8:00 p.m. in Deaky. Get Shorty is Leonard's Musser latest best-seller, where we find 13 Speaker: Dr. Graves on "Women's the unlikely protagonist Chili BEER & SODA Studies and Feminism in England" Palmer. Chili's a small time Miami 489-2070 in Wismer Parent's Lounge loanshark trying to go legitimate to 15 Ritz Trip • Philadelphia get his wife back. But, before Chili "YOUR FULL SERVICE BEVERAGE STORE" Van leaves at 5:45 p.m. by Musser can tum over the business to Ray 17 Cinema: Henry V at 6:30 p.m. in Bones, he's got to collect on his MON-WED 10-7 TRAPPE SHOPPING CENTER Musser THURS 10-8 130 WEST MAIN STREET only unpaid vig. FR19-9 TRAPPE, PA 10426 Seems that Leo Devoe owes SAT 9-8 PROOF OF 1.0. MAY BE REQUIRED! payments on a fifteen thousand dollar loan. At three percent a ~.r.r.r~.r.r.r.r~...o::;II"'"~~J:I"".r.r.r.r.r.r.r~~J.?CC~.~OCIOCl. Dance Marathon Sign-ups Marathon for u:ukenua will be on week, that's four-fifty a week. Or The semester has begun, and I bet February 11th m ~bby A. We one-hundred fifty-six percent a you're wondering what is ahead for look forward to gettmg everyone year. Leo's plane blew up in the you in the semester. Well how involv~ in the largest event to Everglades. No one but Leo's wife Iabout dancing for 24 hours for a ever hit knows he wasn't on the plane. great cause. Sign ups for the flIst h 11th Now Leo's skipped town, owing armual Ursinus College Dance U.C. Sec you on t e . ._- -~

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Triumph of the Spirit Animals Through African Eyes BY AMY FLEMMING story of Salamo Arouch, welter FROM THE PHILADELPHIA the art of mask making from 11 activities for children throughout Of the Grizzly weight boxing champ of the ZOO a.m. to 2 p.m. Power 99 disc February to commemorate Black Mediterranean. Salamo was forced An imaginary safari and African jockey Stanley T. will also be on History Month. An imaginary Triumph of the Spirit, starring to box for his life--the losers were folktales will highlight "Animals hand to greet guests from 11 a.m. Zoofari through the wilds of Will em Dafoe, Robert Loggia, and sent to the gas chamber. Willem Through African Eyes" at the to 12 p.m. Africa will allow 6-10 year olds to Edward James Amos, is the Dafoe's performance was Philadelphia Zoo on Saturday, In addition, storyteller 'Teju", visit with African animals, sample moving tale of a man's struggle in marvelous as he headed the cast in February 16, 1991 from 11 a.m. to Tejumola F. Ologboni, who African musical instruments and a German concentration camp a story of one man's struggle not 2 p.m. The event is sponsored by descnbes himself as "a verbal make African arts and crafts. during World War II. No, it's not only for his life, but for the lives of WUSL-FM and is free with zoo illusionist" will spin his exotic Local storyteller Vickey Lusk will just another tear-jerker his family. Yes, the story is admission. folktales from noon to 1 p.m. in share African folktales for 4-5 year concentration camp story. disturbing, but I would not suggest Animals native to Afri~ The Reptile House. The olds including a trip to Africa Triumph of the Spirit is the true missing it. including elephant, aardvark, Milwaukee native is an animated through a small boy's perspective. meerkat and hippopotamus will be entertainer whose travels through Pre-registration is required for .-.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:~;;;;;;;;;;:~;;;:;;;;;;::;;;;;;;:;;;;:;;;:;;;;;;;;;;;:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~ featured in speciat "Keeper Talks" Africa are the basis for many of these events and can be obtained throughout the day, weather his stories. by calling 215-243-1100, extension permitting. Local artist Leroy As an extra bonus, the Zoo's 325. Soap Box Johnson will enlighten children in education department will sponsor AIRBAND IS COMING on BY ELLEN SHATZ house. Bobbi vows to get Lucas I City Art Feb. 22 at 8 p.m. Get your Of the Grizzly back. (Reality check,Bobbi!!) FROM THE PHILADELPHIA act together and pick up a Tiffany threatens to sue her if she FROM THE PHILADtLPHIA MUSEUM OF ART registration form in the All My Children does. Cheryl is crushed to learn MUSEUM OF ART CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN Student Activities Office. Charlie conned Phoebe into Robert no longer loves her. (I HENRY OSSAWA TANNER CRAFT believing he used her credit card guess she won't be getting a All forms must be in by This installation draws primarily for environmental research while Valentine this year!) Frisco turns Feb. 13. from the Museum's permanent in the Caribbean with Melanie. house husband. Felicia is angry ) Including the works lent by collection of contemporary (Pretty Smooth!!) Erica confided that Frisco has given up sleuthing public and private collections American crafts Objects and Classifieds in Jackson that she's using a family for her. (What a bunch of saps!!) throughout the U.S. and France, reflects both Philadelphia's and the therapist as an excuse to break up the exhibition will present a major Museum's resolute commitment to her marriage to Travis (Nice! I). Guiding Light retrospective of the work of Henry crafts. The exhibition includes Lantern Deadline Soon Tom admitted to Brook that he Billy and Nadine tied the knot, to tanner (1859-1937), the foremost works by potters, ceramists, textiles wants to kill Travis. Tom told everyone's surprise and dismay. African -American artist at the tum artists, basket and furniture Submit to The Lantern! We are Barbara he was leaving her. Mindy and Rogel got snowed in at of the century. Born in Pittsburgh makers, and artists who work in accepting poetrv, short stories, their secret rendezvous while and raised in Phil'ldelphia, Tanner metal and glass and wood. The essays, photos and artwork for the Another World shackin' up. Holly bought a studied at the Pennsylvania earliest examples of ceramics in Summer 1991 edition of Il!! Taylor's tricks fmally get Charlene country house and convinced Academy of the Fine Arts under this exhibit, created by Austrian Lantern. Please place submissions to return to therapy, but Charlene Blake to move in with her. Harley the renowned artist Thomas emigres Otto and Gertrud Natzler in the Lantern box in the library changes her mind when she fmds continues to pine away for Josh as Eakins. Due to the prejudice in 1940, introduce the viewer to by March 13th. out that John is having surgery. he searches for Reva. found in America, Tanner sailed "American" ceramics. Other Taylor vows to get John. (Home Self defense is becoming a for France in 1891, where he was ceramic artists represented include wrecker!!) Marley moves out of Santa Barbara necesity in our society for anyone to settle for the rest of his life, Robert Arneson, Richard DeVore, Vicki's when she fmds out Vicki Cruz suspects Eden is hiding wanting to live their lives with brief visits to the United Rudolph Staffe~ Peter Voulkos, knew about Donna and Jake. something about her mystery man. comfortable and free of fear. Just States. During a visit to and Beatrice Wood. The textile ( Jamie tries to comfort Marley, but Minx admits she's Cassie's mom, a few, simple self defense Philadelphia in 1893-1894, Tanner artists represented are three Marley can't trust anyone but promises not to tell anyone movements, when practiced painted one of his most famous women whose work was executed anymore. Stacy says she'll else. Craig tells Kelly he loves her reguarly, can dramtically increase canvases, The Banjo Lesson an in Philadelphia: Adela Akers, represent Donna which angers and asks her to choose him and the chances of escaping an attack l original and moving depiction of Yvonne Bobrowicz, and June Michael. Amanda overhears Olivia Robert/Quinn. (What a choice!) situation. As a service to the the life of the poor African­ Groff. Dale Chihuly's large glass plotting to keep Sam. Julia plots her psychotic revenge community, the school of Oom Americans following the Civil War. sculpture shows one strain of the against Dash in her cabin Yung Doe (which means: strong After his return to Paris in 1894, contemporary studio glass Days of Our Uves hideaway, refusing to release him mind, strong body and a way to Tanner became especially movement. The installation also As Shane and Kayla are about to until he admits raping her. (Go, challenge yourself) will be offering renowned for his portrayals of includes several pieces of jewelry kiss, Kim calls and interrupts. Kim demonstrations and free self Julia!) Biblical subjects, which were on loan from local collections to is surprised by her parents' visit. defense classes at their location in endowed with the same human complement the Museum's own Kim wises up (finally) to The Young and the Restless Collegeville. These classes will dignity and contemplative spirit fine examples of jewelry by Lawrence's smooth moves. Carly Jack tells John that Victor is start Saturday, February 16th at which characterize his scenes of Philadelphia artist Olaf Skoofors and Bo spend a lot of time considering him as Brad's 2:00 and go for four consecutive everyday life. His ling, illustrious and Stanley Lechtzin. together. Carly joins the research replacement. (Not so fast, Jack, Saturdays. Participants will learn career was recognized by the team. Victor shakes when he hears the job isn't open yet!) Brad's techniques for defending French government, which made Bishop's name mentioned. Victor's staying at Jabot and divorcing themselves against grab and punch him a Chevalier of the Legion of men warn Bishop to leave town, Cassie. Victor decides to will Jabot attacks. For more information call Honor in 1923. but he says he'll stay since he no to the Abbots. Nina makes David (215) 489-9730. This class is open longer works for Victor (I sense Philip's legal daddy. (Bad move, to both men and women. TROUBLE!!) Nina!) David wants to inherit the ,,111111111111111111111101111111111111111/01111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111. money so Nina and Philip have to ~ M-K Computing Services 489-9211 ~ FA' S T General Hospital be dead. Danny and Cricket plot FUNDRAISING Carla and Colton convince to prove David's guilt to Nina PROGRAM Charlene to return to Santa before it's too late. (They'd better I -Word Processing, Transcription, Data I Morrow with them. (Yeah!!) Tony hurry!!) $1000 in just one week. Entry, Typing, and Copying of your =1_:==_: Earn up to $1000 for your and BJ move back into their old ~)~=i=.= Reports, Theses, Papers & Manuscripts . campus organization. Plus ~~~~~~~~~-~~~~~~-~~~~~~~~ a chance at $5000 more! ! -Resumes and Cover Letters prepared ! This program works! No _UOIIIII_II__ IIIDIIIIIRIIIlI&A-..-nunIIHmllllllllllli investment needed. Call 1-800-932-0528 Ext. 50 Page 8 The Grizzly •••••••••••••••••••••******************** ***************************************** ••••••* ••• ****.************************** Sports *************************.*************** Gymnasts Fare Well at Ithaca, Reach Team Goal Extra 39.85 and has tied the school will conclude the season with the the National Championships BY THE GYMNASTICS TEAM Special to The Grizzly record on the vault with a 9.0. ECAC meet. It is also possible Minnesota. Susan Steele earned her best alL­ that some gymnasts will qualify for Point This past weekend, the Ursinus around this season at Saturday's women's gymnastics team travelled meet with a 33.15. She broke her BY A. JUDD WOYfEK to Ithaca, New York to compete personal best on bars with an 8.25 Spons Editor against the Ithaca and West and on the floor with an 8.75. Ja Chester gymnastics teams. Prior to Kim hit her highest all-around This Extra Point is a this meet, the UC team's high with a 30.75 and turned in a continuation of the column which score was 147 points, their goal for personal best on beam with an appeared in the last issue of The this meet was to reach 150 points. 8.05. Becky Evans, the only senior Grizzly. The title of this special Not only did they achieve their and team captain, earned her edition of Extra Point is THE goal, but they exceeded it by five highest aIL-around with a 30.55 and DANGERS OF STEROIDS. I points! turned in a personal best on each originally wrote this piece for my In the beginning of the season, event. Liz MacDonald, who is also Advanced Composition class last the team high was 132 points, so a captain, earned her highest floor semester. Steroids have always the gymnasts were very excited score with an 8.2. In the meet been an interest of mine and I hope about the team total on Saturday. against Cortland, MacDonald that this special column will help to In the meet, every gymnast turned received an 8.6 on the vault which answer any questions you may have in a personal best. Melanie Glick is also a career high. about the dangers involved with broke two school records, one on This weekend's meet is at the steroid use. the floor exercise with a 9.0 and Naval Academy. Coach Ray one on the balance beam with an McMahon and the gymnasts hope So, why do students use these 8.7. Glick already has the school to break the school record for the B«ky Evans on the Panllel Ban. ~rugs? Many boys have seen record in the all-around with a team total. The gymnastics team Photo/KalhJeen Bowu:r, Sporu Photography Editor lPictures of bodybuilders in a local ~ or YMCA and have a desire o look "big" so they are more !attractive to the opposite sex. Girls Track Women Place Third at P AlAW Championships Imostly use steroids to increase BY TONYA UGORETZ In the 1,500 meter run, junior Kris DuHoffman fmished 4th in the for 600 meters and fmally out­ ~rength for sports to be more Of The Grizzly Wagner finished 2nd in 4:59.4 with triple jump, while Wehner tied for kicked her over the last 200 competitive. freshman Jen Orehowsky close fourth in the high jump. A meters, winning the relay and In the 1988 Summer Olympics, Last Friday night, the women's behind in 4th place. Wagner also pleasant surprise for the LarlY allowing Ursinus to edge out Canadian track star Ben Johnson Track team travelled to Haverford fmished 2nd in the 3,000 meter, Bears was the perfonnance of Textile for third place by 2.5 was stripped of the gold medal he College to defend their title at the while Orehowsky went on to take newcomer Clarke who finished 6th points. won in the 100-meter race because PAlA W Championships. Although a 2nd place in the 800 meter. in the shot put, the flfSt of five Coach Richard J. Whatley stated traces of stanozolol, a prohibited they were not successful in their Senior co-captain Teresa Springer events which the junior competed that he was pleased with the anabolic steroid, showed up in a defense, a very strong team effort contributed a strong 3rd place in that night. "strong team effort" displayed on urine sample taken from him after did earn them third place honors finish in the 3,000 meter, with a For all the team's well­ Friday night. The runners worked the race. According to Johnson, behind the teams of Swarthmore time of 12:14.1. distnbuted scoring, the race for well together in relays, and his doctor had been giving him and Haverford. The sprints were an equally third place came down to the fmal individually ran some MAC­ anabolic steroids without telling The ladies got out to a quick impressive arena for the Bears' event of the evening, the two-mile qualifying times. Several team him. During hearings on the case, start in the meet by earning 4th talent. In the 400 meter dash, relay. Going into the race five­ members also had the opportunity however, Johnson's coach said that place in the first running event of senior co-captain Wehner ran a tenths of a point behind Textile to try new events or to compete his sprinter had competed for over the night, the 4xl lap relay. The strong race to fmish 2nd in the and just ahead of Widener, the for the flfst time. Freshman Ivana eight years as a steroid user and team of Cleary Clarke, Kathy first heat and third overall in 64.8. pressure was on the team of Bukosky and Kathy Hoffman passed drug test after drug test. Bowers, Sue Wehner, and Manya Ugoretz, also running the 400 Orehowsky, Dorothy Iffrig, debuted in the 800 meter and shot Coward in a June 16, 1989 DuHoffman picked up points for meter, sprinted to her best indoor Springer, and Wagner to come put respectively, while junior Erica JAMA article states that the the team, fmishing in 2:17.0. Later time ever of 65.3, good enough to through with a strong Buneo stepped up from the sprints Johnson affair presented steroid in the night, with Tonya Ugoretz earn her 4th place and her first perfonnance, and they rose to the to run the mile for the flfst time in use in a positive light "to athletes replacing Bowers, the same team collegiate medal. In the 55 meter challenge. Each of the four competition. Next week, the Lady who saw the $18 million ran to a 4th place fmish in the dash, freshman DuHoffman runners ran strong legs with Bears will look to continue their endorsements waiting for Johnson, mile relay. advanced all the way to the fmals impressive kicks at the end, success against stronger the fancy car, the gold jewelry, and The scoring for the Lady Bears where she fmished 6th in 8.1 battling back and forth with competition at the MAC the fame." She says that the lesson was very well-rounded, with seconds. runners from Swarthmore and Championships held at Widener young athletes may have learned is athletes taking high places in the The women also made their Textile. On the anchor leg, University. "simply don't get caught," sprints, distance, and field events. mark in the field events. Wagner stayed close to the leader especially since his "lifetime" ban will probably not even come close to that. SPRING SPORTS The young athletes want to be Hoopsters Rounding Out Season as good as their Olympic heroes. WRITERS 11, but could not get any closer. The previously mentioned article BY TREY GELSTON Shoremen of Washington College. Washington won the game 69-49. NEEDED!!! by Ken Mannie, states that "Many Of The Grizzly Ursinus had beaten Washington a couple of weeks ago in a hard Andy Lesher led the Bears with 15 athletes, both male and female, fought overtime game. This game points. abuse anabolic steroids with the On Monday, February 4th the also figured to be a close one, but With the loss Ursinus's record Baseball intention of increasing muscle mens basketball team took on Washington had other ideas. The falls to 9-13 with 3 games mass and physical strength." He Haverford College at Helferrich Softball score was close for a while, but remaining. On Monday the Bears says that research shows that these Hall. Haverford entered the game Lacrosse then halfway through the flfSt half will take on Catholic University in changes will occur if the user also with an 0-19 record so the Bears Washington went on a 11-0 run a non league game at Helferrich increases caloric intake and begins figured on an easy win. Track and led at the half by 12. Then at Hall. On Wednesday the Bears will a strenuous resistance-training They figured right. Playing Tennis the start of the second half play first place Swarthmore. The program. These abusers hope to everybody in the flfst half Ursinus Ursinus couldn't buy a bucket and game will mark the fmal home see increases in speed, powe-, and cruised to an easy half-time lead went 3 1/3 minutes without game for Seniors Ron Algeo, Matt skill, but this is not a!wa., · the and went on to win the game 75- Contact Judd Woytek. scoring. Washington stretched Campbell and Pete Smith. The case. Many of the abusers take a 52. Brendon Sharpe led the bears their lead to as many as 24 points. season concludes with a game at (454-0153) or Stever much larger dose than they need with a career high 17 points. On Saturday, February 11th, the Ursinus was able to come back a Widener on Saturday. •t Grubb_____ (489-2080). ..:. ______..:..JI See Extra Point page 9 team went up against the little bit and reduced the deficit to February 11, 1991 The Grizzly Page 9 :***************************************** *****************************************. r***************************************** Sports *****************************.********•••• Fro Scores Point, Swimmers Wash Out Widener

BY STEVEN GRUBB went to Widener as well, but Mike victory in the 500 yd. freestyle with Marshall. A pool that one would breast and then cruise to an easy Of The Grizzly Baganski pulled in a 2nd place. Jeff Andrews taking 2nd. The meet expect to see frogs swimming in, 400 yd. free relay win. The 200 yd. 1M and 200 yd. was clinched when Baganski and but more importantly, the absence As for the men, what might The Ursinus swim teams ended butterfly were significant events for Brown went 1-2 in the 200 yd. of a key swimmer contributed to have been a close meet in a six­ their MAC dual meet season Ursinus. Fred Brown easily breast. The men left with a well­ this loss. lane pool turned into an afternoon riding a roller coaster against rivals captured the 1M and Grubb and earned 107-96 victory. Up and down the score went to to forget. Franklin and Marshall Widener and Franklin and Judd Woytek placed 1-2 in the The women came to Widener a talented F&M team. The girls firmly trounced the bears 65-31. it Marshall. butterfly. These events helped with F&M on their minds. They would win an event, lose an event. would be really hard to pinpoint The roller coaster climbed uphill Ursinus to stay close with the claimed every first place, in the the cycle started with Jen Derstine, exactly where in F&M's armor the when the Bears visited the hopes of pulling the meet out at dominating 119-62 triumph but the Mary Garrett, Lisa Wessner, and weak point could be exploited, but cavernous, modem facility at the end. The 100 yd. free seriously 400 yd. medley relay. Triple Senta Bomberger winning the 400 the men did manage two wins Widener University. The men threatened UC's chances as winners were: Lisa Wessner (1,000 yd. medley relay followed by a compliments of Dean Streck in a figured on a close, tough meet Ursinus could not crack the 1-2 free, 500 yd. free, 400 yd. free 1,000 yard freestyle victory by swift 50 yd. freestyle and Mike with the Pioneers and got exactly places, Widener had the lead. The relay) and Jen Derstine (200 yd. Mary Garrett, then F&M took the Baganski in the 200 yd. that. The entire meet was up-and­ extended the lead with an 1M, 100 yd. free, 400 yd. free 200 yd. and 50 yd. freestyles. breaststroke. F&M had just too down with the lead exchanging apparent 1-3 flnish in the 200 yd. relay). Double winners included Ursinus recovered to win the 200 much up front however and the hands several times. backstroke, but a controversial Senta Bamberger (200 yd. free, 400 yd. 1M with Jen Derstine but got men had a hard time doing The meet started in a valley as disqualification on Widener's 3rd yd. free relay), Abby Rosenbaum beat in the 200 yd. fly. Up they anything against the Diplomats. the Bears failed to win the Medley place swimmer vaulted Chris Foust (200 yd. back, 400 yd. free relay), would go taking wins in the 100 Relay but momentum picked up as in to 3rd with Matt Landis placing and Mary Garrett (50 yd. free, 200 yd. free (Senta Bomberger), 200 Steve Grubb and Jeff Andrews 2nd and Jeff Brown picking up a yd. breast). Kelly Crowers placed yd. backstroke (Jen Derstine) and U .C. concludes its season at went 1-2 in the 1,000 yard free. crucial 5th place point. 1st in the 200 yd. butterfly. 500 yd. free (Mary Garrett), but home against Division I Loyola Down the hill things went in the Ursinus finished this The women's roller coaster sank down they would stay with the (Md.) at 6 P.M. on Tuesday, then 200 yd. free where Widener took unpredictable ride with a head of to a low-point in an emotionally F&M swimmer barely touching out it is off to MAC's at Swarthmore the two top spots, the 50 yd. free steam. Grubb picked up his third draining 49-46 loss to Franklin and Jen Wolfe to win the 200 yd. February 21-23.

Extra Point Cont'd. The survey also showed that 78% else does it," and that the users of the respondents had heard of only socialize with each other and Wrestlers Excel to obtain the desired physical anabolic steroids, but that only do not get a true point of effects and harm their bodies 49% have had the adverse effects reference to see that everybody is BY LAURA ZOBEL and Josh Carter each pinned his instead, states Cowart in another of steroid use explained to them. not using steroids. The same Of The Grizzly opponent in the 2nd period. Larry article in the April 7, 1989 issue of Coward, in the June 16, 1989 article says that "a substantial Howe demonstrated the team's JAMA. JAMA article, cites Thomas number of users said they would As the season is rapidly coming strength by overpowering his "Winning is the bottom line" i;)r Murray, PhD. who says, "In direct discontinue use if health hazards to a close, the wrestling team has opponent and winning by a most steroid abusers" as Dr. Greg head-to-:lead competition, the were proved conclusively." been practicing hard in order to technical fall in the 2nd period. Shepard points out in his March slightest advantage can mean first However, Jodie Slothower says in finish the season on a positive Mike Tyas spared his opponent 1989 article in Scholastic Coach. place instead of back in the pack. her January 1988 Health magazine note. The hard practices paid off, the agony of a long drawn out According to a survey cited by They [steroid users] are not just article that 85% of all professional as the Bears wrestled well this past defeat and quickly pinned him in Coward in her October 3, 1990 making an isolated free choice to football players and up to 3% of week. :37 seconds. Brian Edens won by a JAMA article, 45% of the use drugs. When they think an all college seniors in the U.S. have On Wednesday, the team score 3-2 in a close and exciting respondents said that use would opponent is using them," athletes tried steroids. travelled to Haverford, where it improve muscle size and strength, are coerced into doing the same. match. Scott Flannery capped off a Thir special editioll of Extrrz won handily 35-20. Haverford was 68% said that Olympic athletes use Many athletes have this same fme performance by the bears by Point--THE DANGERS OF just no match for the Bears. stcfoids, 43% said that steroids mindset as Cowart states in the pinning his opponent in :27 STEROIDS--will be cOlltinued Starting off with an 18 point lead would not harm them if used April 7,1989 issu(; of JAMA. The seconds. throughout the next few issues of due to forfeits in 3 weight classes, article says that many athletes use The Bears next faced carefully, and 15% said that they The Grizzly. the Bears quickly improved the Swarthmore. The Bears started off might use steroids in the future. the steroids because "everybody lead. Kevin Athearn dominated his strong with a fme performance by opponent and pinned him in 3:55. Kraig Bano, who won by a At 150 pounds Bill Bunnel made technical fall in the 2nd period. his wrestling debut for the Bears. After losing the next match, Kevin His fme performance resulted in a SPORTS BEAT Athearn won his 2nd match of the draw. Mike Tyas overpowered his day by a score of 8-2 and increased opponent and quickly pinned him the Bears' lead to 8-3. Todd Monday, February 11 in 2:30. At 177 pounds, junior Klinedinst also won his 2nd match Men's Basketball v. Catholic University Home 8:00pm Mike Kane appeared on the mat of the day in style by a score of for the flfSt time in his life. He 10-0 and accumulating 4:00 of Women's Basketball v. Widener Away 7:00pm wrestled well, but his opponent riding time. The Bears lost the outmaneuvered him. Brian Edens next 2 matches and the score was controlled his opponent tied 12-12. Larry Howe put the Tuesday, February 12 throughout the match, which is Bears back on top by wrestling Swimming v. Loyola Home 6:00pm reflected in the fmal score 19-12 tough and winning 9-6. Ursinus Wrestling v. Kings Home 7:00pm and 3:33 of riding time. lost the next two matches and Over the weekend the Bears were behind 15-19. Scott Flannery traveled to Baltimore to face John who won his 2nd match of the day Wednesday, February 13 Hopkins and Swarthmore. by a score of 11-5. But his fme Bolstered by their win on performance just wasn't enough Men's Basketball v. Swarthmore Home 8:00pm Wednesday, the Bears Routed for the Bears, who fell short of Women's Basketball v. Allentown Away 6:00pm John Hopkins 46-5. At 126 pounds, victory 18-19. The Bears fmish Chris Schipira put in a solid their season with two home meets. performance and won 10-1. Kevin On Tuesday the face King's in Saturday, February 16 Athearn continued to wrestle well Helferrich at 7:00 P.M. and on and pinned his opponent in the 1st Saturday the team wrestles Men's & Women's Indoor Track -- MAC Indoor Away period. Todd Klinedinst dominated Scranton at 1:00 P.M. Wrestling v. Scranton Home 1:00pm his opponent throughout the match, which is reflected in the Men's Basketball v. Widener Away 7:30pm fmal score 21-7. The Bears' Gymnastics v. Navy Away 7:00pm rampage continued as Bill Bunnel Page 10 The Grizzly February 11, 1991 ===Opinions/Letters Praise from Florida

Dear Editor, The Grizzly The Staff and leadership of the and fear-mongering is rising to have their work cut out for them. Grizzly are to be congratulated new highs, the open and free I hope the Grizzly can continue to Editor-in-Chief Krishni Patrick for their innovative and timely discussion of core issues is play an important role in giving Associate Editor Eleanore Hajian edition of the campus news paper absolutely essential to the public balanced thoughtful coverage of Editorial Assistant Denise Makoid (January 22,1990) dealing with the . interest and especially within events in keeping with its campus News Editors Eleanore Hajian Iraq war and "crisis in the Gulf'. colleges and universities. When and community mission. Krishni Patrick It was balanced and provocative, the majority of the public is Sincerely Yours, Features Editors Coleen Casciano seeking to educate rather than unaware of even the locations of Paul L. Doughty, '52 Kate Grim inflame. At a time when the Iraq, Kuwait or the Suez Canal, Pro f e s s 0 r 0 f Anthropology Arts and Entertainment Editor Jennifer Strawbridge propensity to feed the tide of not to mention the peoples and and Latin American Studies Assistant Arts and Entertainment Editors Sara Jacobson ethnocentrism and xenophobia problems of the region, students, Danielle Owens through inflated patriotic rhetoric faculty and educational institutions University of Florida, Gainesville Sports Editor A. Judd Woytek Assistant Sports Editor Steven Grubb Science Editors Eric Bleickardt Todd Koser Oh no, Mr. Bill! Opinions Editors Yvette Dennis Dear Mr. Bill, and children?), this is simply not terrified at the prospect of a fifty­ Mark Hallinger I read with puzzlement your an excuse to invade a country percent reduction in their funds: Photography Editors Peter Senescu recent letter, "Why we are at war; unprovoked. The fact is the war Are you really accusing George Kristen Schwartz the opinion of one informed in the Persian Gulf is about an act Bush, Dick Chaney, Colin Powell Sports Photography Editor Kathleen Bowers layperson." Your opinion of naked aggression by a dictator of sitting in some room saying Assistant Photography Editors Karla Hummel apparently informs us that we are who has shown a consistent "Gee guys, how 'bout we go to war Toni Castells Talens at war because,among other things expansionist mentality, and to keep the country from realizing Business Managers Pam Parkhurst "of our historical failure to threatened to "bum half of Israel" a dividend of peace." Lest .ve Meghan McCormick understand that American values· if given the chance. forget, there were such Circulation Manager John Petko and sensibilities are not universal... I could go on about other warmongers as Steven Solarz and Computer Consultant Erik Moore and the disastrous consequences of reasons why this war is justified, a majority of both Houses of Kenn Bradley the prideful assumption that the and I recognize that there should Congress who also authorized us Gar Donecker interests of the privileged class of be legitimate and even illegitimate to go to war. So basically, your Typists Tara Livingston one country is to take precedence debate on those reasons. However, "informed opinion" consists of Danielle Owens over the hopes and dreams of I am severely dismayed at some of some half-baked conjectures that Proofreaders Scott Galiger other peoples of the world." the suggestions your "informed you have absolutely no way of Linda Fisher Leaving aside for the moment opinion" makes. While I respect knowing other than dreaming them Erika Compton whether or not the people of Iraq your right to speak out against the out of the thin air. Faculty Adviser Mrs. Agostinelli were hoping and dreaming for war in any way you see fit, I I could go on about the flaws of their beloved dictator Sadaam to cannot help but to be disturbed by your opinion, but as it is an brutalize Kuwait (were they also your cavalier fiction that this war opinion, you are certainly entitled Staff Members: Aileen Bidelspach, Jennifer Blay, Matt Becker, Kathleen hoping and dreaming that he was somehow thought up in a back to it. In my rather uninformed Bowers, Louis Bove, Becky Carreon, Reed 'Trash" Coats, Erika would invade Iran causing the room by a president concerned opinion, I think that maybe you Compton, Dawn Deraney, Dianne Gabel, Scott Galiger, Trey Gelston, death of several hundred thousand "with his best chance at should stick to calculus. Bob Gonzella, Lori Gosnear, Diane Griffm, Amy Flemming, Adria Harris, Iraqi soldiers? Were the Kurds reelection," who, furthermore, Rebecca Heyl, Terri Johnson, Tara Livingston, Evelyn Kousoubris, hoping and dreaming that he "made common cause with the Sincerely, Christopher Major, Megan Mendte, Melisa Miller, Dennis Moir, Naimish would gas their innocent women leaders of a Defense Department Scott G. Galiger, '91 Pandya, Sona Rewari, Harley Rubin, Aladdin Sane, Neil Schafer, Satsuki L. Scoville, Cristina Seliga, Gabi Scheel, Ellyn Shatz, Susan Steele, Jen Stritch, Tonya Ugoretz, Mark Wilhelms, Cassandra Yutzy, Laura Zobel Respect Yourself -- and Your Major Any omission in the staffbox is an unintentional Editors error. Our sincere Dear Editors: superiority, justified or not, as All of these elaborations, apologies. I'm writing in response to the atonement for these discrepencies. however, ought to be unnecessary. most recent issue of "Grim's Law" Society for its part does not The elemental problem here is one discriminate. It labels everyone The Grizzly was founded in 1978, replacing the previous campns which lamented the division of discipline, trying to wring worthless until he proves his newspaper, The Ursinus Weekly. The Grizzly is puolisherl :md edited between humanities and science respect from one another. Are my competence, regardless of his field. entirely by students, and the views expressed iiI the paper are not major. As a major in both physics parents as good as John's? Is my Besides, how many of us could neces.c:arUy those held by the administration f::n.lty, "r a conser.sus ')1 the and math, I thought I might offer dog as loveable? Is my major as name more famous scientists than student hody. The staff of The Grizzly invites ori.!ior.s fronl the colJ.;ge an opposing view. worthy? The last person to expect performers, politicians, and the community and will publish them as time and SIX. ':'e perrni~. The Grizzly One would have to be insensate an honest answer from is John. like? I would say society gives the reserves the right to edit all submissions fer both grzmmar ,md content. to believe that the humanities You'd be better attributing to him students don't work hard, but humanities at least its due. a nobility which is likely beyond likewise impaired to believe that Are science courses more him. Don't look to others for science students get equal credit difficult? Of course they are. My validation of your life's efforts; Bring Becker Back for equal work hours. Another own successes in the science such a pursuit is often fruitless. thorn is the Olin building. I walk courses have come at a higher Rather draw pride from your price than those in the liberal arts, To the Editor, New England. What we now have past this ornate structure each day particular gifts, nurture your own though I enjoy the sciences more. How could Matt Becker do this is an informal, unofficial Matt on my way to weathered Pfahler self-esteem, and let the world This is not to say that greatness in to us? He writes a hilarious Becker Fan Club, and we are Hall with its asbestos insulation think what it will. one field is more meritorious than review of the new Edie Breckell painfully aware that only a few and melodious radiators. The in another, just that here at album (and a winning concert short months remain before renovations scheouled for Pfahler Ursinus, an "A" in Freshman review on the previous page) in graduation. Write more reviews, mean little to those of us who will Sincerely, Chemistry, for example, is harder the December 3, 1990 ~ we implore you! After aU, who be gone by the time they occur. Mike Evans, '92 Great. But then he vanishes from can use the words heinous troll in Perhaps we could allow our to come by than an "A" in Public the face of the earth! a review and get away with it? science majors a small sense of Speaking. Okay, Okay. Maybe I'm going Well, who? Sincerely, overboard here. But I did xerox Stephen Heacock the Brickell piece and sent it out with Christmas cards to friends in Editor, College Communications February 11, 1991 The Grizzly =====Opinions Page 11 War -- A Personal Experience on the Homefront

BY CHRISTOPHER PHIEL attention to the news reports, Specilll to tIu Grizzly trying to gain a more in depth understanding of the Kuwait The War in the Gulf has had a invasion. profound effect on every American Although there was increased citizen. Be it good or bad, the tension about the situation, I still situation has evoked some sort of did not believe we were going to response in all of ~. These war. The fmal event that sobered responses range from anger to me up to the imminent showdown patriotism, from pride to protest. I in the Persian Gulf presented itself would like to share a few of the before me during semester break. reactions that I've noticed. One of my best friends from high The crisis in Kuwait has been school was home on a brief leave escalating since its commencement from his Marine base in in early August. Was I concerned? California. I hadn't seen Albert Of course, but only to the same since the day he left for the service degree that I was concerned about a year before. It was good to see other events such as the stlldent my buddy again. But at the party uprising in China during the we were attending, he succeeded summer of 1989. It was important in alienating many of his good that I understood what was friends by making some very happening, but as far as I was abrasive, off-the-cuff comments. concerned, I was far removed from Albert had always been a little the event itself. cocky, and this was accepted, but . As the weeks and months his remarks were not tolerated, passe-d, talk of war increased more especially since they were and more. To me, the prospect of unprovoked. Albert even made a be home again. In one fell swoop, friends. I am only 21 years old. to live out the rest of his life. I war was remote. I lightly joked comment to me that caught me off he tried to rationalize all of the Albert is only 20. Put together, also want him to come home and with my parents about being guard, but unlike my friends, I wrongs that he had ever . we've only experienced what half make amends with the people that drafted, not knowing how this could let this roll off of me. committed, releasing all of his of a lifetime has to offer. care about him the most. Nothing would affect them. They knew the Albert's behavior puzzled me. emotions about anything that had Suddenly, the fmality of death would be worse for my friends magnitude of the situation. To add Did the Marines change him that ever bothered him and put the loomed large in my mind. Any than to have Albert die and have to that, they were my age during much? For days I pondered what blame where he felt it belonged. naivete that was left in me was their last thoughts of him be the Vietnam Conflict. They had had transpired. Then one night, This, as I said, might have been now gone. negative ones. I would not want seen the effects of war on a society while talking to a friend of my his last chance to do this. In his Albert is now in Saudi Arabia. that on my conscience. For their and had also experienced the draft. parents, I fmally understood why mind, he could now go to war and There isn't a day that goes by that peace of mind, Albert needs to To hear me joke about the draft he acted in the wy he did-and it die with a clear conscience. I don't think about him. There is come back home. War affects all was very unsettling to them. When scared me. You see, Albert was to When the pieces fmally fell into no way, even with the footage of us in a different way, ways we I saw the way my parents reacted place, I was genuinely terrified. leave for Saudi Arabia on January from CNN, that I can relate to couldn't have imagined. to this little joke, I suddenly Not only afraid at the prospect of 5. He knew we would be going to what is going on over there. Unfortunately, I am now realized the severity of the war. He also knew that this may going to war, but at the thought of I pray for Albert's safe return. I discovering ttus. situation. I began to pay more have been his last chance to ever possible losing one of my best want him to have the opportunity Who Wants the Persian Gulf War BY GABRIELE SCHEEL Of The Grizzly

Although the war affects most from) feel about the war? Well know how to make both ends of all the Iraqi people and the many of them strongly oppose it. meet. One of the big slogans of Allied forces fighting in the In order to understand their FGR Chancellor Helmut Kohl Persian Gulf region, it is obvious reactions we have to take into during the election campaign last that this is not a regional conflict. consideration the time at which December was: 'There will be no The entire world is getting this war takes place. For all increase in taxes because of involved. Politicians are telling us Eastern European countries this is German unification." There might that this is the war between a a time of fundamental changes. be no higher taxes due to the broad alliance of states under UN Although people there now "enjoy" unification of Germany, but there auspices and the Baghdad regime. freedom (whatever this might be) sure will be a tax increase because aut what does the term "alliance" their standard of living is declining of the Persian Gulf war and our stand for? What made heads of rapidly. Unemployment, high obligation to (omribute to its states agree to form a coalition rents, and debts are some of the costs. that fmally ended up fighting a problems that are now on the I am sure that Chancellol K~hL war? Did the peoples of their minds of the people. It is not will make "his" contribution and countries really urge them to do Kuwait! others will have to, including so? Taking into account the Calls for higher contributions to Mikhail Gorbachev. But both numerous protest actions in front the war from European counties should watch out for the of US embassies and other US­ (e.g. from formally united but developments in their own American institution, throughout internally, deeply divided countries. Otherwise the world Europe, you arc tempted to doubt Germany) are getting louder. might soon have to face new it. Where will the money come from? problems and a new dictatorship How do people in- let's say­ Who will have to pay the bill? on a larger scale. Eastern Europe (that's where I'm Obviously those who already don't But still try, for who knows what is possible - Faraday Science News J thillk thy thoughts after thee, 0 God - Kepler The Mephisto of Calculus Bolt to Latest Discoveries BY KRISI'EN SCHWARZ BY TODD A. KOSER Photo Editor Science Editor

Calculus. The very word can strike Tracing Sad dam's ProraJe fear in the hearts of many liberal arts Psychological profiles are detailed studies of a single individual. Such psychological majors, especially when it comes time studies have been commissioned by the U.S. government for leaders ranging from to fulfill their math requirement. For Hitler to Anwar Sadat and Menachim Begin. The latest study has focussed 011 some people math does not come easy; Saddam Hussein which was presented as part of Senate testimony by Dr. Jerrold for myself it is like extracting teeth. Post. Dr. J. Post of the Center for the Analysis of Personality and Political However, there is hope and it is in the Behavior has put together a profile in which he diagnoses Mr. Hussain as sufferin& form of the Humanistic Calculus, Math from "malignant narcissism." 'This is a state of mind in which the individual 108. exhibits four conditions: an inflated sense of self-importance, sadistic cruelty, The Humanistic calculus was suspiciousness to the point of paranoia and a total lack of remorse. These four created by Dr. William Rosenthall, or should not be equated with a raving madman. Dr. Post emphasizes the fact thlt Mr. Bill. He found that he was tired an i.ndividual with these characteristics can still make excellent decisions. Other and frustrated with students doing members of the behavioral sciences disagree with the "diagnosis" saying that there math but not comprehending what are large gaps in the information needed to make such an assessment of Saddam they were doing. A few years ago Mr. Hussein. It is considered important for the compiler to have met the subject, but Bill participated in a summer course not vital. In the absence of such contact the process requires in depth biographical that discussed the history and creation information. Dr. Post's critics claim that this information is not available. Some of calculus, only without the formulas. question the value and validity of these profiles. Dr. Post predicted that Saddam It was from this that Mr. Bill would back down quietly prior to Jan. 15. developed the idea of a similar course for undergraduates. Prioritizing Environmental Risk The Humanistic Calculus is William K. Reilly of the EPA has started a campaign urging legislatures and the designed for students whose previous public to reevaluate the relative risk of various environmental dangers. Mr. RcillJ experiences in math have been is concerned that the environmental issues that tend to be addressed by Congrca problematic (forgive the pun). Mr. Bill are in the forefront of public concern. He states that this does not always reflect believes that these difficulties are the experiences throughout the course. efforts to create a more democratic the potential harm caused by the danger. He has proposed a priority list based 011 result of poor teaching of math on the This is to help Mr. Bill understand classroom. the projected harm a certain factor could cause to the environment and the world high school level. He feels that this has how students are progressing so he can The Humanistic Calculus population. By this system problems like global warming and species extinction lie made many students wary when it continue to develop and adapt the incorporates elements of art and placed at the top of the list of concern. These issues have the potential to aaect comes to approaching math. The course. science to demonstrate that they are the whole world population, carry long term effects and are rather dirficult to Humanistic Calculus is not just The Humanistic Calculus is also a integral in nature. Mr. Bill wants to reverse or correct. Other problems that generate great public concern like oil spiIII formulas and numbers. Mr. Bill research project for mr. Bill. He help students to learn more about are given a low priority because they affect a relatively small portion of the wanted students to understand math believes in a new method of research their own thinking, he wants them to population and do not as lasting effects as other problems, scientists daim. by allowing them to created their own that requires observation and the study learn how and why they think. He said, Senators at the hearing argued that science often gives ambiguous answer& to ideas and thoughts about Calculus, not of patterns and not looking for the ·1 want them to gain more control concrete questions. Sen. D. Duremberger, R of Minn., questioned the supremacy just plugging numbers into formulas. answers to predetermined questions. over their education and their lives in of science over public opinion as a guide in these matters. In designing the course he wrote his By observing his students he has general. And I want students to leave own textbook, The Satanic Calculus. learned a great deal in how they think the course with a solid appreciation of compiled from: New York Times "The Satanic Calculus is a book of and the importance of their thinking. the concepts and methods of calculus." words, not symbols." Also students are This is also important in his teaching expected to keep a journal on their This Spill No Mistake BY NAIMISH PANDYA to a war zone. The oil slick is However, the danger the oil slick in the environment which can literally Every means should be tric4. Of The Grizzly estimated to be 35 miles long and 10 poses to the desalination plants is far eat up the oil. They use the energy Scooping the oil from the Miter miles wide. less than it poses for the environment. present in C-C bonds of the surface, adding detergent to dispe" The oil slick is very close to the Already many animals have been killed hydrocarbons and break up the oil. oil and letting it evaporate, and lettinJ Saudi shoreline and is predicted to hit This was used in the Exxon Valdez bacteria ·eat· the oil are a few of tile !,.ast week Iraq began pumping and it doesn't seem like the slick will important desalination plants as the spill in Alaska. millions of gallons of oil into the be cleared rapidly to minimize the loss methods. Even with all t_ currents move the oil southward. Although it seems to be a very Persian Gulf from Kuwait's main of more animal lives. Oil poses several teChniques, Mother Nature usuallt Saudi plants are putting up floating logical solution to the problem, it too supertanker loading pier in an attempt hazards for animals. Oil poisons the cleans it faster and more ef(ecti¥et booms around its pumping area to poses many problems. The means of to slow down the Allied attack. U.S. animals and disrupts the food chain. than man ever could. block the oil. However, this doesn't destroying the bacteria after the slick officials say that the oil could foul the There are bacteria and other creatures seem to help that much, because the is cleared away is still being water-intake systems of some of the which use sunlight as a source of slick is blocked only on the surface of determined. These bacteria grow on ships and amphibious vehicles used in energy to make food. The oil slick Compiled from The Philadelpbjl seaborne assaults and could reduce the the water. If oil sits around long blocks the sunlight killing these specific nutrients that need to spread Inquirer and The New York Times maneuverability of U.S. aircraft enough, it tends to clump and form tar creatures. The bigger animals feeding on the beaches, and once these carriers in the relatively shallow waters balls that sink to the ocean floor. The on these photosynthetic organisms will nutrients are depleted the bacteria of the Gulf. plants pump in water at a depth of either die from oil poisoning or may die of starvation. Although the flow of crude from about 30 feet, and it is possible that starvation because of lack of food. The bacteria used for oil cleanups offshore Kuwaiti sources was virtually this clumped oil could get in the pipes. Some animals might live by migrating would most probably be natural halted by precision bombing, the slick Oil poses two problems for these out of the Gulf. Yet loss of marine occurring "oil-eating" bacteria. left by some 11 million barrels of plants. Some of the oil in the boiling life is inevitable. Recombinant DNA techniques are spilled oil still threatened ecological water is itself turned into vapor, which Quick cleanup is vital to minimize being used to engineer new bacteria disaster. American companies then condenses and mixes with the the ecological damage. If oil is for digesting different hydrocarbons. specializing in oil spill cleanups are collected fresh drinking water. Oil allowed to float for a while, it will However, officials are reluctant to use Next Week Look For: preparing to join an international also sticks to the outside of the intake clump together and sink to the ocean these laboratory perfected bacteria, effort to help Saudi Arabia minimize tube, where condensation occurs. This floor, where eventually Mother Nature because they pose an environmental reduces the amount of water that will takes care of it. Detergent can also be version of the gene therapy question. "An Elegantly Simple the effects of the giant spill in the Plan" by Reed Coats Gulf. However, some say they are condense. Saudi officials say that dropped on the slick to disperse it to These isolated bacteria have never reluctant to send men and equipment these plants will be shut down if a point where these toxic tar balls been tested in a natural setting, and it and "Radioactivity at substantial amounts of contamination won't form. Then the lighter oil will is questionable if they will pose more Ursinus College" by Joe reaches its intake pipes, reducing the just evaporate. Recently scientists harm than benefit. Mulholland supply of drinking water for Saudis have come up with a better way to The key to cleaning up oil spills is and the Allied troops. clean up the spill. There are bacteria that they have to be cleaned rapidly.