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C o m m e n t a r y Political landscape altered; News in Briefs veteran Democrats defeated by Fred Bartol position to the B-l bomber had that they were defeated, but that (with some help from become a liability. In the midst of many were replaced by extreme The New Republic such befuddlement, any opponent right-wing Republicans who will the New York Times, with a simply stated different list be operating in the first and NPR.) of proposals, or even a strong Republican controlled Senate in Watching President Carter’s anti-incumbent voice was bound twenty-five years. The Senate concession speech Tuesday night, to be the favorite. one sensed that the American political landscape was changing dramatically. Not only was Jimmy Carter passing from the scene, but some of the best- known and most outspoken 0* The 1980 vote Democratic senators and L ate st returns Popular vote tlectoral vate representatives were suddenly gone. Compiled from the Chicago Tribune, Wall Street Journal, and Green Ronald Reagan (R) 42,745,580 489 Gone was George McGovern of Bay Press-Gazette John Anderson received 6 percent of the popular vote in Tuesday’s South Dakota, a one-time Jimmy Carter (D) 34,393,262 49 presidential candidate and leader election. Ed Clark received 1 percent. Ronald Reagan defeated of the anti-war movement. Gone John Anderson (I) 5,528,049 0 Jimmy Carter to win the presidency. were such veterans as Birch Washington— The U.S. Supreme Court Monday turned down Bayh of Indiana, Frank Church of J Idaho, Warren Magnuson of emergency appeals by the Pureto Rican government and a group of Washington, and even Gaylord the island’s residents and cleared the way for the transfer of more Nelson of Wisconsin. Gone was than 650 Cuban and Haitian refugees from Florida to Puerto Rico. The one of the senate’s most liberal The situation resembles that of appears to have taken a sharp court set aside a temporary postponement of the transfer that had voices, that of John Culver of 1946, when, in the midst of post­ right turn with this year’s been granted by Justice William J. Brennan on Oct. 24. About 120,000 Iowa. Gone in a slightly different war economic gyrations and elections. Combined with the Cuban refugees and some 6,000 Haitian refugees have entered the U.S. fashion were two of the party’s following fourteen years of a election of the most conservative since April. most prominent leaders, Walter Democratic administration, the Presidential candidate since Mondale and Edmund Muskie. In Republican party asked simply Barry Goldwater, this suggests Chrysler is recalling about 660,000 of its Moni and Horizon models that the politics of the 1980’s will built from 1978 to 1980 to check for loose wiring, leaky fuel hoses and be radically different in tone, if faulty secondary hood latches. not in substance, from that of the 1970’s and certainly from that of Iranians Rally at the U.S. embassy in Tehran, a year after its the 1%0’s. capture. At the same time, the con­ Tens of thousands of demonstrators heard denunciations of the servatives did not actually win U.S. and the 52 American captives. Iran’s foreign ministry pressed for the elections of 1980 in the sense a quick White House reply to parliament’s conditions for freeing the that they won the hearts and hostages. It said the first U.S. acknowledgement included some minds of the voters. Non- provisions “contrary” to Iran’s terms. ideological as usual, Americans In Washington, the State Department ruled out “negotiating voted according to their fears and through the press.” U.S. officials have said they need time to study their pocketbooks, but mostly Tehran’s proposal. Washington aids again met with Algeria’s am­ their pocketbooks. They voted in bassador, who has become Iran’s intermediary. favor of change—offered this Secretary of State Muskie said “we have a suspicion that some or year by the Republicans, as all” of the hostages may still be in the Tehran embassy. The captives opposed to the Democrats who weren’t seen during the Iranian demonstration. offered more of the same. Iraq offered to pull back its invasion force if Iran recognizes Ronald Reagan’s victory, territorial claims that include the Shatt al Arab waterway. President surprising and overwhelming as Saddam Hussein added that continued resistance may provoke further it was, was not so much a man­ demands. Iraq’s defense minister said an Iranian brigade was an­ date for whatever policies nihilated trying to leave Abadan. Reagan put forth as much as it was a condemnation of Carter’s Japan agreed to lend China $265 million at low interest rates for failure over the past four years. the year ending next March, in its largest such credit to a developing To the very end, the polls in­ nation. Tokyo officials said the aid will finance rail links, port facilities dicated that many voters were and a power plant. The credit could spur lagging business ties with disgusted with both candidates, China, but may raise concern in other Asian nations. but were resigned to voting for one of them in the absence of any For the first time in 16 years, George Wallace isn’t running in a realistic alternative, John An­ presidential campaign. And to hear him tell it, his name may never derson’s candidacy not­ appear on a ballot again. withstanding. Given the state of But from Mobile to Dothan to Bridgeport to Florence, the talk selves to ratify the policies of the “Had enough?” and America the economy and Carter’s per­ among old-time state politicians is that Wallace, a three-time past four years and ask for four responded by electing the first ceived failures in foreign policy, governor of Alabama, will hit the campaign trail in 1982 for governor more years of the same. In the the House, Democratic whip John not to mention his indeciveness or some other office. y end, as someone once said in Brademas, who Speaker Tip and periodic scandals and shake- “He hasn’t said he will run again, but we have gotten the word to reference to the 1932 election, O’Neill said would probably have ups in his administration, the keep the wheels of the Wallace campaign well-oiled. We are doing Reagan was not so much the become Speaker someday, fell to stage was set for just about any that,” said a long-time aide. President-elect as Carter was the defeat. The list of carnage on the candidate who wasn’t Jimmy “I ’ll never say never,” Wallace said in an interview, puffing on his President-reject. Democratic side goes on. Carter. The Moral Majority’s ever-present cigar. “But right now, I have no intentions of running The same is probably true in All of these individuals were efforts, as pollster Louis Harris again. All things have to come to an end. I have served my time and the senate contests. While the established figures in pointed out Monday, may have that time is now over.” races involving Culver, Bayh, Democratic politics and in propelled Reagan over the top in and McGovern, for example, Congress. But what is some states, but most people Britain’s Labor Party moved toward selecting its next leader, as were the targets of the National remarkable is not merely the fact simply could not bring them- center-right contender Denis Healey led a field of four. But leftist Conservative Political Action Michael Foot, who polled 83 votes to Healey’s 112 from party members Committee and other con­ of Parliament, is expected to pick up support in a runoff Monday. The servative groups, they typically Conservative government took note of Foot’s strength. degenerated into arguments over Spending cuts and tax boosts are being considered by Britain’s experience versus stagnation in Conservative government. New money supply data indicate annual office. Bob Kasten’s most ef­ growth of 20 percent, far beyond official targets of 7 percent to 11 fective charge against Nelson W inners in the race for U.S. Senate percent. The surge has been blamed in part of increased government may have been that Nelson didn’t spending for antirecession programs. even own a residence in Republican t\\l Democrat | | Too doeo to call Wisconsin and hence was out of The Soviet Union is annexing a strip of Afghanistan bordering on touch with state politics. Like China and Pakistan, according to Pakistani reports. They said a wave Bayh, McGovern, Magnuson and of Moslem Soviet troops has entered the area. In Moscow, Russian Church, they had become in­ officials said Afghan President Babrak Karmal ended a three-week stitutions in Washington but visit that included medical treatment. strangers to the political climate of their own states. Moreover, Portland. Ore.—The National Rifle Association, which claims 1.8 they, like Carter, were held million members, says it is spending nearly $1 million to help pro-gun responsible for current economic candidates running for offices ranging from President to state conditions and represented the legislatures The NRA endorsed Republican Ronald Reagan for failures of traditional liberalism President in the October issues of the American Rifleman and the over the past few years. They American Hunter magazines, which it publishes. An NRA spokesman were perceived as offering said the organization had already spent $600,000. nothing more than massive, expensive new government Zimbabwe’s black manpower minister, Edward Tekere, pleaded programs, solutions with which innocent to charges of murdering a white farmer last summer. Tekere the American people are clearly lost an effort to win dismissal under an act that shielded cabinet disillusioned. Faced with right- members of the previous, white-minority government. The case has wing challenges, they reacted by aggravated Zimbabwe’s racial tensions. adopting some conservative themes themselves, as in the case of George McGovern who moved toward support of a manned Atlanta—Aaron Jackson Jr., 9, whose body was found on a river bomber program after his op­ bank Sunday, apparently died of asphyxiation, making him the 11th Continued on page 4 Page 4 The LA W REN TIA N 7 November 1980 Judicial Board hears cases^ Four Lawrentian seniors vie for fellowships

pet legislation under scrutiny Four Lawrence seniors are being considered for a Thomas J. as a study in the sociology of law by Patty Quentel Official Warning sanction is the his permission, and “Colwell said Watson Fellowship award, a Dan Bern—to collect well- The Lawrence University least severe sanction a student it would not be a problem.” $10,000 one-year grant for in­ known and obscure folk songs Judicial Board, which hears can receive from the Judicial Although Bruce knew of the tensive study abroad of any from all over the British Isles, complaints of alleged violations Board. Furthermore, the existing legislation, he said, “I academic or non-academic in­ and to determine how British folk of LUCC rulings, met for the first students must have their pets felt the status quo would be terest. music has affected the style of time last week to address three removed from campus by maintained.” LUCC No.38 states The four, Dan Bern, Ruth Oh, music written in this country separate complaints of pets in Friday, November 14, or they that “Other members of the Jack Erkilla, and Peter Olsen, Bern, an English major, intends residential units. These com- may face a more severe penalty. Lawrence community...should were selected by a 5-member to play guitar and sing wherever paints dealt with a dog in the Phi Dave said. “Our decisions were not have to share their living committee of LU faculty from an he can to attract people in­ Delta Theta house, a dog in the separate, although they turned situation with unwanted pets...”, original group of 11 applicants. terested in music, and then ask Phi Gamma Delta house, and a out consistent.” In these cases, but Bruce said, “We want her in Performance in school is not a them if they know any songs. cat in Trever Hall. All three there was “a piece of legislation the house.” Like Steve, Bruce criterion for the grant; rather, Peter Olsen—to study different students were notified of their directly governing” an area of believes that this matter should the individuals are chosen by techniques and styles of playing violation of LUCC No. 38, Pets on student life. be left up to the individual virtue of their judged ability and the French Horn around Europe, Campus, by Dean of Campus Life Steve Hagen, who has a dog in fraternity house. Now Bruce real interest in carrying out their in order to enlarge his own Rich Agness, who also informed the Phi Delt house, Bruce Boz- must find a new home for his dog self-designed proposals. knowledge of the instrument. them that the formal com­ man, who has a dog in the Fiji until vacation, because, he said, The applicants were each in­ Olsen is a Horn Performance plainant was Assistant Dean of house, and Laurie Thomas, who “There’s no way I can get her terviewed and closely questioned major, and would travel Campus Life Cathy Hyde. has a cat in Trever, all com­ about their proposals this primarily in England and East mented, in separate interviews Wednesday by David Summers, and West Germany. with The Lawrentian, on the Executive Director of the Watson It is only coincidental that 3 of inconsistent enforcement of Fellowship Foundation, who will these proposals involve music, LUCC legislation. This LUCC have a hand in the final decision. though the Conservatory of Music legislation had not been enforced Between 40 and 50 colleges here usually contributes a can­ last year; all three student had around the country each send 4 didate or two to Lawrence's Kept their pets in residence units nominees to the national judging quota; Watson proposals can last year, and no action had been of the Watson competition, from cover any field of interest, and taken against them. which 70 fellowships will actually the Foundation especially en­ Last year, four dogs were kept be awarded. The winners will be courages travel and endeavors of in Cooke House; Steve Hagen announced on March 15th. an applied or non-academic bent commented that in the past, the In the 13 years of the program’s Past Lawrentians have used Pet legislation had been “very existence, Lawrentians have their $8,000 stipend (the figure sporadically and infrequently Cathy Hype Photo: Arnold Lau fared quite well. Any or all of the went up to $10,000 this year to enforced.” Although everyone in Rich AgneHs Photo: Arnold Ixiu home” to Virginia. The Physical 4 nominees can win, and for each meet the rising costs of foreign the Phi Delt house gave Steve Plant originally complained to of the last 5 years at least travel) to go to such places as the permission to keep his dog, he 2 LUCC No. 38 dates from 1975. the Office of Campus Life about Lawrentians have won the money western Sahara Desert to study must send it home or face further The legislation, in part, forbids his dog, too. to pursue their interests, ac­ settlement patterns of nomands, all animals on campus except penalties from the J-Board. Steve Laurie Thomas, who has a cat cording to Dean of Academic and Sweden, to examine the fish in aquariums and small commented, “No one has com­ in Trever, said an unsigned Affairs Charles Lauter. government’s efforts to involve caged pets such as small birds, plained about him at all.” complaint was presented to Here is a brief description of women in the political and hamsters, gerbils and guinea However, the Physical Plant Trever Head Residents Ken and this year’s 4 individual economic process. Currently, pigs. apparently made a complaint to Joanne Bozeman, and then Dean proposals: Mike Troy (’80) is in Belfast, Remarking on the violation of the Office of Campus Life, which Cathy Hyde was named as Ruth Oh—to study folk music in Northern Ireland, studying the LUCC No. 38 in each case, Board petitioned J-Board for a formal complainant for the J-Board Korea and determine the in­ effects of warfare and social Chairman Dave Eddy said, “The hearing. hearing. Laurie stated that unrest on the emotional Board decided it was a clear-cut Bruce Bozman also kept his fluence of ‘royal’ Korean music although she was guilty of development of children, and decision.” All three of the dog in the Fiji house all last year on that genre. Ms. Oh is a violating the legislation itself, she Chris Galloway (’80) is in London students were found guilty of the without incident. Bruce said that Korean-American, and a Choral was not guilty of infringing upon studying British chamber music. charges of keeping forbidden pets before he got his dog last year, he Education major. the rights of others, and Dean Lauter, the on-campus on campus, and each was served went to Assistant Dean of Jack Erkilla—to examine the presented a petition signed by the administrator for the Watson with an Official Warning. The Campus Life Bruce Colwell to ask training and preparation of other women on her floor at­ barristers at the Inns of Court in Fellowship, feels that all of the 4 testing to this. However, Laurie London, England, and to candidates have a good shot at said she “was not in the least bit determine if their practices are winning, expecially in view of the surprised” by the ruling in favor responsive to social changes in past ‘success’ rate of Lawrence of LUCC No. 38. Presently, she is England. Erkilla is a sociology applicants. News in Briefs making plans to move off- major, and classifies this project campus so she can keep her cat, continued from page 3 but she is not certain what she black child found slain here in the last 16 months, police reported can do by November 14. Monday. The child last had been seen about 7 a.m. Saturday. Police LUCC President Terry Smith said that a petition allowing pets Smith makes plans for LUCC have no evidence the lastest killing is related to the 10 earlier deaths, continued from page one but Public Safety Commissioner Lee P. Brown said a task force on campus and by represen­ probing the killings is being enlarged. tatives of the six fraternities had under. “Because this is the first a special LUCC Security Forum been received, and that he had year (of the new system) we want this afternoon at 4:15 in the Tel Aviv—Jewish settlers Sunday moved into two new settlements referred that matter to the to keep close track of how things Coffeehouse. Concerned mem­ in the Israeli-occupied West Bank of the Jordan River, Israeli Radio Housing Committee. The Housing are working,” said Smith. “ If bers of the community are urged reported. Israel has 75 West Bank settlements. Prime Minister Committee will review the necessary, we want to implement Mehachem Begin recently promised that Israel would build only 10 legislation and make a recom­ further change and be ready to go more. Arab nations and the Palestine Liberation Organization object mendation to LUCC. Other again next fall.” to the settlements as Jewish colonization of Arab lands. students may petition LUCC of The rest of the meeting was work through their LUCC devoted to discussion of the Auto Sales in the U.S. dropped 5.1 percent in October from a year representatives to make their security policy proposed by the earlier to 843,839 units. Domestic makers had a 7.9 percent decline views known. Office of Campus Life. The final while imported dealers reported a 6.7 percent increase. The results Assistant Dean for Campus decision concerning locking the were largely in line with analysts’ expectations, but some observers Life Cathy Hyde was out of town dorms rests with LUCC on the were disappointed that the new domestic cars didn’t provide a bigger this week and unavailable for approval of President Warch. sales boost. comment. “I personally see the need to decide on locked dorms now, but In an unprecedented digestive extravaganza, the sisters of Kappa we are not willing to take any Alpha Theta devoured an astronomical volume of food during the action until we know the con­ weekend of October 31-November 1, spiraling their bathroom scale sensus of the community.” readings into the upper 200’s while plummeting the Phi Delta Theta Continued an adamant Smith fraternity into economic ruin. In the course of the 48 extraordinary “ We’ve waited around long Trust me Photo Arnold Iaiii hours, the dainty Thetas wolfed down loaf after loaf of bread, softened enough; its time to make a by an estimated 50 gallons of milk and the equivalent of three grain- decision.” to attend. In addition to the lock fed heifers. Lone survivor Sarah Brown could only hiccough, “It was question, LUCC hopes to ap­ All LUCC representatives will proach the other aspects of the real tasty.” be going to House Councils to security problem: campus discuss the issue and there will be guards and lighting. Smith hopes to see LUCC take a more active role in the com­ AVON munity. Smith cited several decisions made in the not-so 'the café distant past to which the Council c a s b a h Put Yourself Through College could only react, smouldering. To avoid being shut out of ad­ 225 E. College Ave., Appleton 733- 87 00 The Easy Way ministrative decisionmaking in the future, Smith plans to in­ Become an Avon Representative and make crease interaction between LUCC the money you need selling quality produc­ and the administration, hopefully Chile & Soups, Salads, Sandwiches, bridging the apparent gap in ts, on your own time, For full details, Call: communications which now Quiche Pastries, & Ice Cream exists. In the waning moments of Mrs. Beverly Rusch Monday’s meeting, the Council Visit us for a free cup of coffee District Manager recognized two important groups and enjoy the relaxing atmosphere. as official campus organizations, Just bring this ad along with you. 414-734*0078 eligible for LUCC funding and .Do. hl c District 747 able to use campus facilities: the '824 N. Eugene Street, Appleton, Wisconsin5491 1 Lawrence University Dance Company and the Organization of Black Students. 7 November 1980 The LAW RENTIAN Page 5

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by Bill Fortune selection of fine Italian food A KARRAS’, 207 N. Appleton There are those among us who diverse selection of delectable An enormous selection of f e a t u r e s can recall, (as thickly veiled by Italian wines serves only to superbly prepared Greek and the deceipts of time as such an enhance this already irresistable American dishes makes this one of age may be) a time when menu, and a salad bar second to Appleton's finest dining attrac­ Parents’ Weekend was a vol­ none proves that a restaurant can tions without the stately and often untary event. In those halcyon, indeed be strong in every area of overbearing decoration of the yet indisputably bygone days, the food preparation. Courteous and "serious diner’s" restaurant. In a university food service often prompt service completes the pic­ friendly atmosphere which actually Book Review made so bold as to stay open for ture of a pleasurable evening meal. allows one to enjoy eating, George the entirety of the weekend, This is, obviously, a limited selec­ Karras presents an irresistible com­ lavishing meal after meal upon tion of the area’s restaurants, and bination of dishes which will one biased by the authors’ ex­ the unfortunate and emotionally delight the diner from his opening The misstructure of perience. But it will, hopefully be of Greek salad to the crowning slice of scarred Lawrentian whose some service in your weekend din­ Baklava. Marvelous. parents did not make the long ing plans. Bon apetit. scientific treaties trek to Appleton in order to take him to dinner. But due to in­ by Rebel fluential demographic shifts, The Structure of Scientific of all is that Kuhn’s work is in of overwhelming technological Revolutions itself a raging anomaly. By advances and the heartening by Thomas S. Kuhn ignoring every conventional results of the recent election, all A LE X ’S CROWN, 2318 S. Oneida CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE'S, University of Chicago Press: literary form, he seems almost to of this has changed. Today’s Street, Appleton Touting the "second best ribs in 210 pages; $2.95 be the logical successor to Kurt Lawrentian is no longer Providing a dignified atmosphere town, ”this extensively rennovated Though not necessarily Vonnegut and Donald Barthelme, restricted to yesterday’s chicken conducive to fine dining, Alex’s is restaurant cocktail bar may cater acknowledged as the next James both of whom were content to ala king highlighted by runny widely acknowledged as one of the more to a night-life oriented Joyce, Thomas Kuhn has throw their mire of experiences pudding and any of a dozen finest restaurants in the Fox River clientele, but, nonetheless, provides nevertheless only recently out onto the printed page and casseroles. As a Parents’ Valley area. Exhibiting an ex­ a superb, although limited, selec­ emerged as one of the most present the fragmented world of Weekend treat, we’ve all be in­ quisite intelior, Alex’s sumputous tion of dinners. Offering a finely dining area is a fitting compliment revolutionary literary figures of trash before us. Kuhn, however, vited to the restaurants of our prepared prime rib on Saturdays for its impressive and enticing this century. Through both an lacks the radically obscene choice, courtesy of Jason and a tremendous Louisiana style diction to adequately describe his Downer. Strangely enough, he selection of dinners. Entrees seafood concoction in Fridays, the artful manipulation of carefully revolve around a variety of special­ chosen diction and a meticulously personal hell, and so his medium hasn’t offered to pick up the tab. atmosphere is relaxed bordering on is at odds with his message. By At any rate, the continentally ly prepared steaks, with an occa­ the relevant, with well chosen jazz cultivated dedication to unor­ sional lobster. Fine dining at its attempting to make a social trained Lawrentian staff played throughout. After all of the thodox sentence structure, Kuhn best, Alex’s is characterized by comment through scientific members have been diligently family style dinners, try Cham­ paints a vivacious picture of unimpeachable connoisseur Tony pagne Charlie’s. You won't be gibberish, Kihn has made a noble applying their exquisitely developmental processes within Perlstein as, "The only four star disappointed. the scientific community. His effort to deceive his followers; cultivated taste buds to the best restaurant in Wisconsin." We'll writing seems almost to ef­ but the intelligent reader can see offerings of area eateries, in give it five. fervesce with colorfully con­ through his intentions easily order to provide the visiting sire structed voids and literary black enough by interpreting his as well as the desolate neglectee holes where one normally would writings as extra-paradigmatic. with a partial guide to Ap- expect solicitous contructs and Essentially Kuhn’s work is too pletonian fine dining. Merit is substantive literature forms. literal, too prosaic, and indeed based upon a one, two, three, four THE POST OFFICE, 307 S. THE HOBNOBBIN.710 W. Grove Indeed, The Structure of too terribly factual and realistic or five bowl rating, with the Commercial, Neenah Tucked unobtrusively around the Scientific Revolutions exhibits no to be believed. How can one Golden Chef Award going to the For pleasant and atmospheric comer from Appleton's own Valley alliteration, no metaphor, no possibly buy the straightforward, most highly recommended dining, this restaurant, contained Fair Mall the Hobnobbin offers an simile, no allegory, and ab­ unadorned message he has for establishments. within the old Neenah post office, atmosphere of relaxed elegance to its patrons. This intimate solutely no personification the scientific world? He tries to stands among the best. Carrying an impressive selection of foreign restaurant has a somewhat limited whatever. The careful reader is lure the reader into thinking he BAXTER’S BEEF AND PIZZA beers, the Post Office specializes in menu, offering a wide variety of driven to intense scrutiny to has a coherent theory of scientific change and development, when COMPANY, 104 N. Richmond German food and does it well Try crepes (the house specialty), some uncover even a trace of hyper­ A “Good Place to Take the the wienerschnitzel Fine pastries steak and seafood items and exotic bole. in reality his book is merely a generic reworking of themes of Kids,” Baxter’s is a traditional as well salads. Accompanying the meal is Kuhn’s writing is typified by a favorite, offering a comfortable and a generous tureen of homemade complete lack of traditional social unrest. Kuhn’s incoherent syntax belies his own scientific well planned atmosphere as well as soup and some of the finest literary forms and conventions, breadsticks in Appleton. Fine food statements, and so we are led to the best pizza in town. Entrees are and essentially that is its genius. friendly service and eager-to-please believe that he has some other, predictable in selection but tasty in He explains through a direct, preparation. Expect a wait this management combine to make this larger mission. Perhaps it is simplistic style the way in which weekend, as it is characteristically CHEF BILL’S SUPPER CLUB, one of Appleton's top dining ex­ within the metaphysical tradition scientific revolutions are brought crowded A tremendous buy at 1405 E. Wisconsin periences. about, and it is perhaps his utter forged by Yeats and Eliot that their reasonable prices, Baxter’s Not relying on thematic originali­ rejection of frivolty and flowery Kuhn has set out to attempt his can be depended on for a satisfying ty or crowd-drawing gimmicks. Chef language which captivates the noble refutation of 20th century meal Bill’s offers a traditional and ex­ reader and leaves one to marvel materialism and societal cellent bill of fare. Spacious, per­ at the very basic, primitive, deterioration. It is with some sonal and comfortable, it is difficult passionless prose form which so remorse that we realize he has no not to have an enjoyable meal chance of ever accomplishing his effectively transmits his somber within this tastefully designed and ideology. original goal. For Thomas Kuhn EAST MEETS WEST, 321 E. Col­ admirably organized club. For a “good solid meal" Not to be Perhaps the most tragic irony is the man without a paradigm. lege Avenue Newly opened this restaurant, overlooked. operated by the owner of Seigo's whose prime Avenue position it is French Department sponsors playnow occupying, offers a more varied range of cuisine. Still deal­ ing extensively in oriental foods, CAPTAIN’S STEAK JOYNT, Lawrence’s French Depart­ persuasive force. Nicholas Linfield, a former East Meets West offers a variety of 3730 W. College Avenue, Appleton ment, the University of faculty member of our English European and American dishes as Recognized as one of the most Wisconsin at Oshkosh and Ripon well, while maintaining the same Department, is playing in the comfortable dining spots in the College will be co-sponsoring a high level of quality which Compagnie Bernard Uzan that area, Captain’s has had a tradition coming production of the characterized its predecessor in ad­ will bring this dramatization to of finely broiled succulent steaks children’s classic Le Petit dition to the same moderate prices. which keep the customers coming the Fredric March Theatre on the Still new, but well worth the trip. Prince. UW-0 campus on Friday back. Characterized also by friend­ ly service and a shorter-than-usual Le Petit Prince, written by evening, November 14 at 8:00 French author and aviator wait. Captain’s suffers only from its p.m. Transportation will be Antoine de Saint-Exupery, the adherence to a chainwide code of in­ provided by the Department via a terior decorating which leaves the book read by virtually any 8th chartered bus. Tickets for the grade graduate, derives its great S A R I’S, 220 N. Lynndale Drive, diner with a feeling of a pseudo-sea performance are available from Appleton voyage. appeal from the author’s char­ members of the French ming illustrations and from the Perhaps best typified as a Department for $2.50; bus tickets delightful Roman atmosphere. intrinsic idealism of the work; its are $1.00. Sari's provides an unsurpassable insistence on inner rather than Downer denies diners materialistic values has great

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The drop for an eye-opening display string section loosened up its of soloistic talents by many An exhibition of contemporary Lawrence Symphony Orchestra rather harsh initial sound, and members of the ensemble; Indonesian batik will be on demonstrated in a traditional some difficulties in the horn special kudos for Concertmaster display at Lawrence University’s concert of Beethoven, Mozart, section were quickly forgotten as Frank Babbitt. The control Worcester Art Center through and Rimsky-Korsakoff last the piece flowed on to the Mozart- Nov. 23. Sunday. The tragedy and implicit in the whirlwind finale lovers pleasure. Particularly The exhibit includes ap­ defiance of the Beethoven was a credit to the orchestra’s director. proximately 25 batiks from the “Egmont” overture was brought enjoyable was the close-knit private collection of Samuel to life under the slashing baton of piano-interplay in the Adagio, You people who missed it really Pees, of Meadville, Pa. It is open conductor Carleton McCreery; featuring clarinet, flute, oboe and blew it. There are chances to to the public at no charge. audience appreciation was bassoon. recoup musically: Kenneth Worcester Art Center hours are evident by its slience during even The professional sound of the Bozeman’s recital, Nov. 9, and 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Monday through Mozart was impressive, but the the Choir Concert Nov. 16. Friday, and 1-5 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. Batik is a method of dyeing cloth in which patterned areas “Crucible” performance opens are vocered with wax so that they are not colored. Multicolored and blended effects can be achieved Theatre’s 5lst season by repeating the process with different colored dye. The basic On November 20, the Lawrence the universality of its theme has manager. technique originated at an University Theatre will open its become more and more ap­ Members of the cast include unknown date, and was ap­ American Gothic 51st season with Arthur Miller’s, parent. Campbell Scott and Libby Olson as parently practiced widely in “The Crucible.” Ted Cloak first directed “The John and Elizabeth Procter, Southeast Asia. The Dutch im­ “The Crucible,” written in Crucible” at Lawrence in the Janet Kurtz as Abigail Williams, ported both the cloth and the decorative type that are used for 1953, is the story of the infamous mid-50’s, when such an un­ technique to Europe. The process dress and as accessories. They Salem witch trials and the effects dertaking took great courage. can now be performed by are instead of the pictorial type of mass hysteria on people. Since This 1980 production is directed machines. initially designed with com­ the play was written during the by Fred Gaines, who is assisted The batiks from Pees’ positions like those used for era of Joseph McCarthy and his by Elise Swenson. The set was collection are not of the paintings. congressional hearings, the play designed by Richmond Frielund, was considered a timely parallel. and the costumes by Pam In the 25 years since its writing, Brailey. Jack Dyer is the stage “A ticket, a ticket, my kingdom for a ticket” The National Shakespeare The National Shakespeare Company will present two Company, which is headquar­ workshops during its weekend tered in New York, will present Fred (»aines residency at Lawrence “Richard III” Friday night and University Friday and Saturday. “Romeo and Juliet” Saturday Harold Sager as Reverend Hale, Both workshops will be open to night in Lawrence Memorial and Tom Woznicki as Leut. Gov. the public at no charge. Chapel. Both performances will Danforth. The first, “Special Problems of be at 8 p.m. Other scheduled productions Actors in Shakespeare,” will be Reserved-seat tickets for either for this year include, “Rosen- held in the F. Theodore Cloak “Richard III” or “Romeo andcratz and Guildenstern are Theatre Friday, Nov. 7, at 3:30 Juliet” are $5 and $3.50. Tickets Dead,” “Tartudde,” and “You p.m. The Cloak Theatre is in the for both performances are $8 and Can’t Take it With You.” university’s Music-Drama $6 . They are available at the “The Crucible” will be per­ Center, 115 N. Park Ave. Lawrence University Box Office, formed Thursday, Friday and The second workshop, “Making 115 N. Park Ave., during Box Saturday, November 20,21 and 22 . Shakespeare Relevant to Modern Office hours, between noon and 6 Curtain is at 8:00 p.m. in Stan- Audiences,” will be held WORTH 1000 WORDS p.m. Monday through Saturday. sbury Theatre. Tickets are free Saturday at 10:30 a.m. in the Tickets also may be reserved by with a Lawrence I.D. For other 121 Appleton Public Library, S. calling the Box Office during ticket information call the LU Oneida St. those hours at 735-6749. Box Office at 735-6749. Record Reviews Calderon clears racks, slate in posthumous review

Editor’s Note: We are shocked to approach of “Armed Forces” report the unexpected death of our and “Got Happy” with a clean “STORM WINDOW” - John ace music critic Jorge Calderon. Mr. sound on tracks like “Girls LITTLE STEVIE ORBIT I'rine. Possibly Prine’s finest Calderon took his own life last Talk,” “Wednesday Week” and effort, “Storm Window” is a Friday afternoon with the aid of a Van McCoy’s “Getting Mighty compromise between “ Pink blow dryer and ten inches of rubber Cadillac’s” rockabilly sound and shrink tubing. Distraught by the Crowded.” Other highlights include the country-esque “Radio “Bruised Orange’s” folky style Lawrentian editorial staff's There’s not a single bad cut here irresponsible subversion of his Sweetheart,” “Stranger in the review of "The River" (10-31-801, House” and “Crawling to the “ I Had a Dream,” “Living in the Calderon left only a few short U.S.A.” Only Rodgers’ and Future” and the title cuts are all reviews and a note which read, Hart’s “ My Funny Valentine” outstanding. A great effort. A. "Give my body to the bio depar- seems a little forced. A minus. tmen t or Larry's Badger Bar. " Here “ LITTLE STEVIE ORBIT” - are those reviews in their entirety. •Steve Forhert. Steve Forbert’s ' ‘ M O RE G E 0 R G E 1979 debut, “Alive on Arrival” THE THOROGOOD AND THE was a masterful first outing with ALLMAN BROTHERS DESTROYERS” - George tunes like “ Going Down to BAND Thorogood and the Destroyers. Laural” and “That Kinda Guy.” REACH FOR THE SKY Here’s another rerun. Only the Unfortunately Forbert followed addition of Hank Carter on sax with the tackily overproduced and the inclusion of Willie Jackrabbit Slim,” an lp all but Dixon’s ‘‘I’m Wanted” save totally devoid of “ Alive’s” Thorogood from Dire Strait’s spontaneity and charmingly fate. That and Thorogood’s introspective lyrics. Well, little raunchy, bravado delivery c Stevie’s not just orbiting he’s plus. plummeting. “Get Well Soon” is tedious. “Cellophane City” is aptly titled. *»*—Nice try * Stevie. -y D plus.

“REACH FORTHE SKY” -The ‘‘MAKING MOVIES” Dire Allman Brothers Band. Dickey Straits.4—. This band is in curedire Betts should either be shot or straits. With one of the finest lead asked not to write any more tunes guitarists around (Mark until he comes up with something Knopfler), Dire Straits still can’t MUSICAL NOTE: Word is out “TAKING LIBERTIES” - Elvis that doesn’t sound like his last help sounding the same on that Lawrence’s Special Events Costello. A marvelously fifteen compositions. The riffs Movies as on their Committee will be sponsoring a disjointed effort. A compilation of here are the same as on Betts’ first two releases. Even Roy concert coach to Green Bay for outtakes and singles “B” two Great South rn Ips. Gregg Bittan of Bruce Springsteen’s n, olreei Frank Zappa’s November 2ft sides, “Taking Liberties” is Allman’s husky voice is still E Street Band doesn’t change the sound concert at the Brown County Costello’s most diverse effort riveting and his jazzy “So Long” much Hence we have yet another Arena. Tickets for the evening since “ My Aim is True.” adds a nice touch to an otherwise promising rock group doomed to are rumored to be roughly twelve Costello departs here from the dismal affair. Too bad Duane an existence of mud-on-the-tracks recording Allman is gone...C minus. mundane dollars. They may be on salt* repetition C minus Tuesday. Don’t miss Zappa It’s a way of life ..!? 7 November 1980 The LAW RENTIAN Page 7 Larry ’s: what it meant to me Connotations by Con and Carne the Viking Room. individual crackers in the by Tim Clinch Larry’s Badger Bar: it was Larry’s Badger Bar is no more. familiar wicker baskets. The Monday in Harper Hall. In ad­ more than just another pit stop on Baritone Terry Burk will The dignified slot batting crackers are now wrapped in dition to “Canaries”, (a favorite the Avenue; it was more than a present his senior recital this second on the standard Avenue is unsightly cellophane packages of all second-year music theory simple watering hole for the evening in Harper Hall, assisted now occupied by Katie and Sal—a which not only litter the already students), from Eight Pieces for down and out, seeking a roof over by pianist James Thompson, pair of upstarts who dare to crowded tables, but insist on Four Timpani, by Elliott Carter, their spinning heads and a mezzo-soprano Linda Lutz, and retain the beloved moniker clinging to any bodily appendage Mr. Tomczuk will perform works mercenary ear to moan into; it members of a student chamber “Badger Bar”. The bottles are which happens to violate their by Musser, Serge de Gastayne, was more than a mere rot-gut orchestra. The recital will begin rearranged now, and poor mechanical space. William Kraft, Alfred Fissinger, Blondie, the ever faithful bar­ at 7:00 p.m., rather than at 8 :00, and will conclude the program This is by no means meant as as advertized in This Week and tender reluctant to leave a place an attack on the new proprietors. with Chick Corea’s La Fiesta, of such sentimental significance, with the assistance of Tom Katie and Sal have done their sometimes forgets where she put best in assuming the operation of Nedwek, bass. (See, Tom-there’s the Yukon Jack. The desolate your plug!) a recognized and long-lived in­ pool table lies unused in the stitution. Yet it is impossible for Matthew Fowell, piano, will corner, as the new clientele, open Tuesday morning’s 11:10 heedless of tradition, flock to a.m. student recital with a deposit their quarters in the performance of Jeux d’eau, by gaudy, dehumanized “ Space Ravel. Beth Halloin, horn, and Invaders” game which now Barb Lee, piano, will follow with dominates the floor as would an two movements from Juigi inflamed boil on the buttock of Cherubini’s Sonata No. 2. Next, the Venus De Milo or a cigar in Annette Mishler will present her the mouth of the Mona Lisa. long-awaited renditions of The scorching chili seems to Chopin’s Nocturne, Op. 27, No. 1, have remained the same (except and Scherzo, Op. 39. Hey, for a bit more liberal use of chili Pammie, now’s your chance to Ken Bozeman Photo: Karen Lutz powder, contributing to a thicker see if she can remember consistency) but the once quaint the Events Calender, in order to anything! Bob Braun, trombone, aura of the Badger Bar is avoid a conflict with the National and Maria Kaiser Dietrich, Next I.M. ? Photo; Jim Loveland changed utterly. Upon entering Shakespeare Company’s per­ piano, will end with the Concerto emporium, peddling bathtub gin the promised land one im ­ formance at 8:00 p.m. in the d’Hiver, by Darius Milhaud. to any belly-belching passerby. mediately notices that the tables Chapel. Mr. Burk will perform Larry’s Badger Bar was a haven which once jutted nobly from songs by Poulenc and Schubert, of intellectual banter and the wall now run parallel with it, with the assistance of Mr. gourmet dining, where perfectly supposedly symbolizing the Thompson; a recitative and aria spiced, piping hot chili was inevitable streamlining which Tacky, tacky. Photo: Jim ¡Mveland from the St. Matthew Passion of devoured amidst the buzz of must accompany the shift to a Bach; and duets by Sigmund factory hands discussing the high volume, maximum ef­ one not to be saddened by the Romberg and Jerome Kern, with latest technical innovation ficiency operation. A feeble at­ Miss Lutz and Mr. Thompson. passing of a dearly loved retreat; threatening to send their career tempt to regain the rugged, in­ one where the sound of tumbling Kenneth Bozeman, the tenor into suspended automation. dividualistic decor is apparent in bar dice will never be quite the who has become permanently Larry’s Badger Bar provided the the new rustic-looking wood- same. Never will an Avenue pass associated with wool scarves in Lawrentian tired of hearing the burned signs marking the in which a veteran tipper will not the minds of many on campus, self-glorifying war stories of restrooms, and a similar sign be driven to recall the merits of * and who has made “ya-ya-ya-ya- DeBruin’s patrons and the which further adds to the the tavern of old, and never will ya” a familiar sound in the constant ragging of Jim “I don’t blasphemy by stating, “Katie the spirit of Larry himself be practice rooms of the Con­ make the laws in this town” and Sal’s Saloon.” exorcised from his old perch servatory, will present a recital Mullins with a relaxed, After surveying this scene and before the T.V. set. In the words at 8:00 p.m. Sunday in Harper hometown atmosphere in which ordering the complimentary chili Hall. He will be assisted by of disillusioned exile Joe Socha, Ernestine Whitman Photo. Anel they could escape the tedium of con carne, the long-time patron is “There’s no joy on the Avenue, faculty members Theodore Rehl academia and the monotony of further assaulted with the loss of Mighty Larry has moved out.” (there he is again!), piano; Martin Butorac and Nancy Thomas Froehlich, organ; “Pretty Voice” Elliott will share Carlton McCreery, ’cello; and a recital on Thursday at 8:30 p.m. Ernestine Whitman, flute. Mr. in Harper Hall. Mr. Butorac will Bozeman’s program includes two perform Mozart’s Ten Variations selections from Cantata 78, Jesu on a Theme by Gluck; the der du meine Seele, by J.S. Bach; Rhapsodie, Op. 11 , No. 3, by Trois Chansons de France (1904), Ernst von Dohnanyi; and by Claude Debussy ; and songs by Chopin’s “Heroic” Polonaise in Edvard Greig, Henri Duparc, A-flat, Op. 53. Miss Elliott, with and Charles Ives. pianist Gigi Plautz, will perform All members of the In ­ the Ariettes Oubliees, by Claude strumental Conducting Class of Debussy, and songs by Robert Term I, 1979, are required to Schumann, Roland Leich, attend percussionist Thomas Tomast Pasatieri, and Richard Tomczuk’s recital at 8:00 p.m. Hageman.______GOP controls senate Submarine Sandwiches continued from page ,'i Republican Congress in years. In Democrats were defeated essence, this year’s Republicans anyhow. asked the same question with If this is not to be a lasting similar results. The Democratic setback, the Democrats will have Party failed to meet the to regroup, decide what they challenge, apparently believing stand for, re-establish them­ that incumbency was a sufficient selves as a clear and positive advantage, when in reality it was alternative to the emerging is the biggest thing to hit the valley since the a liability. Unable to claim Republican regime, and hope introduction of truly BIG appetites. successes in its recent policies that between now and 1982 and and, partly because of the 1984 the calamity they predicted primary system, unable to jet­ comes to pass. In any event, tison Carter, the party had to while whether the American resort to prophecying a national electorate really intended to elect OPEN Daily From 11:00 a.m. — Mignight calamity if Reagan and other a Congress with this particular Republicans were elected. Such idological bent is debatable, but Friday — Saturday: 11 ;00 a.m. — 2:00 a.m. an unimaginative approach no matter how inadvertent, the Sunday: 4:00 — Midnight couldn’t overcome the voters’ choice will shape our politics for dissatisfaction and the the forseeable future. Phone Ahead for Fast Service — 731-0644 Little Professor Book Center

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321 East College Ave 7 November 1980 The LAW RENTIAN Page 9 1 ii£ asi» General Announcements CHRIS, GRAHAM and “ 9.9” , Do you prefer cream in LARRY— Thanks so much guys your coffee? - dead Flesh for coaching us. You put in a lot of FOX —Do you want to walk or time and we all really appreciate it. SAFEHOUSE L.U.C.C. Committee Openings Essay Contest Continued ride home?______—Dog Woman Don’t worry Graham, there's This Saturday night the Applications are now being ac­ Due to the overwhelming re­ always Broomball. HANK, TOM, STUART7 and password, “ I need a Safehouse,” is cepted for the Campus Life Ad­ sponse to our first competition en­ ______The Pi Phi Team CINDY, I ’ll go star watching with all that you will need to get into the visory Board. This committee, com­ titled "W hat Larry’s Badger Bar you anytime.______Em annual Delta Gamma • Delta Tau prised of 7 students, will advise and Meant to Me,” the Lawrentian has I TTY BITTY BERGER—Wet Delta rush party (upperclassmen, counsel the Dean of Campus Life decided to run a second contest, behind the ears lately??? Thanks DEAR PHI DELTS-Thanks add $1.25). “Safehouse,” modeled on non-curricular matters. Those this one to concern “ My Favorite loads for your yummy pop­ again for letting us use your house. after a famous bar in Milwaukee, is already having applied for this Meal at Downer, and What Makes corn—makes those late nights The milk and peanut butter a four-story affair that takes place committee through the Office of it Yummy.” All entries should be more bearable. ______Queens in the Delt House — behind the Campus Life are not required to delivered to the Lawrentian office ______Your next door “nay ”bore THE PLACE: Safehouse green doors — from 8:30 p.m. until submit another application. by Midnight, Wednesday, Novem­ THE TIME: Sat., Nov. pm DO YOU LOVE TO DANCE? 8, 9 1:00 a.m. ber 12, and should be no longer BE T H ERE L.U.C.C. is also still accepting ap­ Would you want to share your So what do you think? Are you plications for the following than 250 words. Selection will be talents with fellow students? L.U. W HERE W ILL Ronald Reagan, ready to escape from the dangers of L.U.C.C. Committees: Publications based upon authorial sincerity, Dance Company is seeking Bill Fortune, and Barney Haen be the real world into a “Safehouse?” Board (1 position). Leadership and knowledgeable on subject and workshop leaders. There is an open­ on Saturday night? Who cares? You The sisters of the Delta Gamma Information (1 position), and whether or not there are any other ing for Tuesday, Nov. 18. Any can be at Safehouse. and the brothers of Delta Tau Honorary Degrees (1 position). contestants. This week’s prize will questions, please contact Wendy W HAT DO YOU get when you Delta have prepared one for you. Applications are available on the be the appetizer of your choice at Watson in Sage.______put 500 people, great music and Again, we emphasize that this is a L.U.C.C. door in the Union. the legendary restaurant of your It's a dark, dark November night; unlimited alcohol in a cramped retreat for some pretty classy spies Deadline is November 19. choice, compliments of whomever The lights are out, the voices low; space? Come to Safehouse and find who dress the part, but jeans are the owner may be. But then a whistle blows, and a o u L __ _ also accepted as being effective for cry rings out: PI PHI FOOTBALL TEAM- undercover activity. Safehouse, “Shot in the dark, shot in the “...And a good time was had by Saturday, 8th of November, from d a rk !^ ______all.” Well, the season dragged out 8:30 p.m. until 1:00 a.m. at the Delt House. All Freshmen, Transfers, and THE AMERICAN DREAM for a long time but we played some Parents admitted free — upper­ lives on, our ancestors would be good games. The important thing classmen, $1.25. Campus Life Lines proud. isn’t ever being first, it’s sticking together, showing for good team SAFEHOUSE—Saturday from spirit, and just having a good time The Lawrence Différents CAMPUS L IF E LIN ES 8:30 until 1:00, behind the green The "Lawrence Différents” is a doors of the Delt House. Freshmen, (not to mention “soothing our Lawrence van to Chicago area at Thanksgiving: wounds” later on). In this we’ve new group on campus, composed of It will leave at 4:30 p.m. Wednesday, November 26 and arrive at transfers, and parents will be ad­ people who, having been out of succeeded admirably. Congratula­ Skokie Swift bus station. Return trip will leave Skokie Station at 6 p.m. mitted free—upperclassmen, one school for a while, are returning to tions everyone! Arrowhead Sunday, November 30. dollar and one quarter.______further their education. DANCING TONIGHT-Cof- BLACK DRESSES and red car­ According to the group’s coor­ Fee—$15 round trip feehouse, 10 p.m. Live music, nations—what a Safehouse ! ____ dinator, Jane Frye, there are about Contact Dave Wille at ext. 6889 or 324 Colman. Static Disruptors, 50*.______First come, first served. ATTE NT IO N - All spies! The 30 people attending Lawrence who ANNIE MISHLER: Omigosh!!! Safehouse is behind the Green live off-campus and do not fall into Doors! The talent you exude is so in­ the traditional age-bracket of the Tug-o-war finals on Regional TV this Saturday. credibly intense. Why not give a undergraduate. The group plans to Fantastic Freshman of ’84 vs. the wiser, more experienced and wordly PURSUE a common interest but voice recital as well? Sure beats help these people become ac­ Juniors of ’82. not to EXCESS! Don't you think singing in bars! Love and kisses climated to the university and to be Half time of Ripon Game. you’re being too obvious!______darlin ’ heart. _____ more informed about what is Remember game starts at 11:00 a.m. See you there. W AN TED—A nice normal male SC ROY—No way does my room available to them on campus out­ who is interested in a nice normal stink! I'm cleaning it up for my side of classes. Security message: relationship^jCall 269. _____.______folks. The group will be meeting at What to do if you see suspicious characters in your residence G EN T LEM EN —I have cigaret­ KOHLER BEA RS-W e really Dean Lauter's house on Friday, hall... tes, a light, and an ashtray. Do you enjoyed playing you. You are really November 14 at 8:00. For further Confront them. Ask them who they are looking for (if you feel have a goal? Signed, a book fan.__ good! Good luck in other events. information call Jane Frye at Ext. safe); or call your head resident and the police. LONDON LYNN W.-Please The Pi Phi Team 6857. Be able to describe the person. send me your Madtown address. R.F.—Soon a LOON may be COFFEEHOUSE Your Gandhi date P.P. stalking (or chalking!) at your Come down Sunday night from DEB H A W K IN S—Welcome ~to door!!! ______9:00 until midnight and enjoy the Florence Program Lawrence University! Have a good S H A N N O N and RO- great music of Kathy Shea and William Carroll (Cornell College), The Public Policy Club will hold visit. ______its third lunch meeting of the term B EEN —W ho’s ponytail is really John Mullarkey. who will direct the ACM Florence on Tuesday, November 11 at 12:00 F O O T B A iTl the longest? I'm looking forward to Program in the fall of 1981, will be PLA YERS—Congratulations on a your return to LU to find out the noon in the Blue Room of Downer ALLTHATJAZZ on campus Thursday, November Commons. good (?) season. We put forth a real truth! Enjoy the rest of your This week. Entertainment a la 20. All students interested in the good effort andw ill relax soon. stay in London. I miss you GSP's. Carte spotlights the Tsukiyama Florence Program are invited to a The Sisters of kappa Alpha LARRY. GRAHAM’ and Anneimal Jazz Ensemble, late of the West meeting in Colman lounge at 8 p.m. Theta wish to announce the C H R IS —We appreciate all your J S —Let's find that island NOW. Coast. Riverview Lounge, Thurs­ that evening to meet Professor mysterious disappearance of tap time and enthusiasm. Don't forget You’re still doing JS and I ca n 't.. . day, November 13, at 12:15. Be Carroll, hear about the program, for which they are respsonsible to our Avenue coming up soon. Pi Phi Maintain there, aloha. view slides of Florence and some of the Viking Room. Last seeh on the love,______you r captain H EPS—One out of three ain’t the other cities visited on field trips back porch of the Phi delta Theta DOROTHY, it's not nice to bad! Backgammon in DB's soon? L.U.C.C. Forum on by participants in the program, house late Saturday night, the tap throw the bucket of water on the Then we’ll see who’s the better Campus Security talk with Lawrence students and was most likely boorowed by wicked witch (warlock). He may player!!!______An L.U.C.C. Forum on campus faculty members who have been someone fully intending to return it security will be held today, Friday, associated with the program, and very soon. Melinda Curry (401 seem like a good witch but, retalia­ SC H N ERIN G — I’m religiously November 7. at 4:15 in the Coffee­ sip vino. Sage) want it back. tion unending, the time is yet pen­ following the Preppy Handbook; house. The possibility of locking all ding. Just^wait.______M.B. Hurry, hon—let's get that order residence halls will be discussed as I CAN NOT believe 3A of our out to L.L. Bean soon!^ well as the role of the security transcontinental family is at the HEY LOIS: Don’t you wish you guards and campus lighting. same place at the same time. How could live this weekend over and L.U.C.C. will be deciding this term about Cleo’s for a shot and a beer over again?______whether to lock all dorms. Have before the meeting.______I M M EETING the men this your voice heard. TU ME MANQUEST Cela week. Most of them are juniors. changera. II faut que nous voyions S-O-shy. These guys don't know Ariel Pictures l'une et I'autre souvent. what they are missing. S-O- JU N IO R S & SOPHOMORES off S e t t i n g J. T.A.M.F. frustrating. Five ways to make the campus second and third terms Brendon Douglas first move. I ’m just going to be too contact Kathryn Henry (x6882) or ASB: “ Have you started study­ a ggressive.______Leslie Schwartz (x6883) to have Fa ll’s Pace ing yet? Do you think we’ll have to TO MY FAVORITE redhead: your Ariel picture taken this term. know this? What happened in 367? Take it out and send it back. It is A sure fashion Let's go over it one more time. just too amazing for words!!! ATTENTION! Hangman on the chalkboard. I ______Your favorite slob Off-campus seniors: This week statement this season the Ariel will be taking your senior never finished the reading. The JENS and BELLE-Here’s library is dark at 1:30 a.m. Have picture. You will be contacted is the sim ple yet wishing you a real (as opposed to within the next few days. Seniors in you seen The Shining?" The test fake) HAPPY BIRT H D A Y!!! I elegant sweater for wasn't (Inti Offa.-PLQ fraternity houses - watch for sign­ love you guys S-0 much!!!______up sheets to be posted in the topping trousers CAROLINE and BETHY: When houses soon. are we going to make brownies? GOODNIGHT Starwatchers. beautifully.

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probably by Ronald Reggae flat despite being covered with in 28:35. Between the duo, in 36th The day was Saturday, numerous beer cans, empty place, strode Mark Lisy, while November 8th. The time was Liquid Plumber bottles, and later the trio of Mark Luedeman, 10:30 a.m., and the race was the strange growing things. Mitch Katten, and John Blaser 1980 Midwest Conference x- However, cross-country runners would slide in for 43rd, 44th, and country championships in S p o r t s are generally stoics, so little 46th place. Chicago’s Washington Park. A griping was heard. The big bellwether for small group of young, intense Lawrence however, was fresh­ athletes from Lawrence yawned During the early shot-em-out man Suffi “Joe” Ahmed who and stretched and spit and did all stages of the race, sophomore cruised to 25th place in 27:43, a the other things ultra-cool Kent Allen bolted out with the somewhat nebulous fit between distance runners do before a big lead pack. He looked impressive All-Conference and quite good. race. Conversation ranged from for about a mile. ‘‘I then,” he When queried as to his “The Rocky and Bullwinkle would later pronounce, “became paramount performance, IMEKG Flat Show” to the fact that Kent dead meat.” At mile one team­ “smokin’ Joe” told this reporter, by Rebel in any facet of the game. A Allen’s sister looked a lot older mate Don Latorraca caught Allen “Just between me and you, I Intramural athletics are dead. callous veteran Delt halfback than 15. and the two ran side by side for enjoy depleting my body of The news came as a shock to all Jim Bruno, trying to explain the At 11:00, a gun was fired and most of the race. Allen eventually oxygen and letting the hydrogen who knew and loved it, but those effortless blowout, remarked, select runners from 9 schools finished in 35th place in 28:18, ions build up lactic acid in my who were the most intimately “They were nothing but callow charged towards mile marker while his largely underrated and muscles.” involved with the institution must youth. Unworldly, innocent, number 1 . The winding 8 unheralded counterpart was 38th Carleton College, as it has for have been aware of its impending naive - but mostly just plain kilometer course was relatively the past 547 years, owned the demise long before its clinical inept.” team race. Despite missing their death. “I should have recognized In another well-fought, hotly top All-American runner to in­ the waning of vital signs,” contested matchup, the jury, the bullies from Carleton bemoaned a visibly shaken IM heretofore impotent Ormsby placed all their runners on All- director Deadline Fogel, “but squad exploded to a 34-0 defeat at Conference, (top 15) amassing an Sveny and I ignorantly im­ awesome 21 points. Chicago, plemented Aggie’s ill-conceived the hands of a less-than-inspired Sig Ep team. The Sig Eps, Player of tfye Week (who by the way produced the ‘revitalization’ project. It was a individual champion Mike Axinn farce from the onset.” Dean benefiting from the leadership in 25:18) was second with 73 Agness, newly assumed coor­ ability of newly found quar­ points; Beloit was third with 105; dinator of IM activities, revealed terback Chris Kailas, went time Lawrence was eighth with 177. similary mournful sentiments, as and time again to their deep Commenting on the team he placed his head in his threat Scott Stellmacher from finish, head raja Gene Davis had massive paws and sobbed, “I Iron Ridge, Wisconsin. this to say: “My boys are used to never thought it would end this Stellmacher, a sophomore, has running in isolation. Today there way - not even a whimper...and shown great potential at hiding must have been, oh, a dozen fans after all the rejuvenatory his true birthplace. When on the course and I think the measures we had planned - IM questioned about his hometown excitement was too much for us bridge, foosball, cookie- the swift one replied, “I don’t to handle.” eating... just recently we were have one.” Two meets remain in the preparing a campus-wide kick- In other IM inactivity, the season. Saturday the footmen the-can competition.” women’s league produced three face UW-Green Bay at Banta Yes, IM sports died last week Kohler victories in as many Bowl. Most Lawrentians have when 8 of 13 football games were contests. Though Kohler is never seen a x-country race and forfeited and countless more purported to be the powerhouse do not feel as though they’ve were never recorded due to of the league, no one knows who missed anything because of it. neither side bothering to send their players are; hence their However, multitudes are ex­ someone out to the gym to sign lack of notoriety. It is reported, Innocent rose cones for campus beautification? pected at Saturday’s race, in­ Leo’s forfeit sheets. When asked however, that one of the mem­ bers of Kohler’s no name offense Think again, citizen. According to John Moder, the cluding a repugnant Brian to expound on the cause of IM’s abrupt cessation of life- ravaged the nose of D.G. former Physical Plant Supervisor and current Schneider. “The way I figure it,” Schneider has been known to say, maintaining functions the stodgy defensive end Kathryn Kauf- Secretary for Campus defense, these babies are cigar-chomper retorted, mann in a recent 12-0 Kohler housing a different type of American Beauty: they’re “you only have so many heart­ beats in a lifetime. Running just “Nobody gave a damn.” victory. As she was carried to the the lastest in cleverly camouflaged missile silos, uses them up faster.” Five games, however, were in van which would eventually take citizen, so you’d better get used to the idea. No more A week from Saturday the fact played this week as the her to St. Elizabeth’s hospital, the fooling around now, hear? We have to protect our in­ harriers end a long season at the crumbling IM edifice exhaled its ever-articulate Kaufmann ex­ stitutions of higher learning, for without them, what NCAA Div. Ill Regional meet in last breath. The Delts, for in­ piated, “ I am cut by bitter and would become of our democratic way of life? Just as Rock Island, 111. There Lawrence stance, led by the inexorably angry hail, I lose my breath, Hoover promised a chicken in every pot and Truman a will meet, among others, skillful Josh Gimbel at quar­ steep’d amid honey’d morphine, my windpipe throttled in fakes of car in every garage, we now have an ICBM site on Carleton and defending cham­ terback, ran over a non-existent Trever team 41-0. Trever, which death, at length let up again to every campus. Thank God for the American way! pion North Central. We’re looking for an upset. has not won a game this year, feel the puzzle of puzzles, and ______remained true to form as they did that we call Being.” But she feels absolutely nothing of significance better now.

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LU crushes Carleton Lawrence vs Ripon “ B u" Spurred by the fine cuisine of St. Olaf College’s Veggie squad, terback Kevin King. Still, the the Lawrence University football Redmen are sure to try to come 80th birthday extravaganza team trounced Carleton College, up with an ace in the hole for the 34-6. The game was never in Midwest Conference’s perennial classic. Of course, the Vikes will The oldest college football Despite the 79 previous doubt as Dean Walsh expertly rivalry in the state of outside chance of at least a mixed plays while the defensive be fired, for, as Spreedoggie meetings, neither team has Wisconsin celebrates its 80th been able to establish any share of the league title. unit gobbled Knights right and says, “Ripon is Ripon and we birthday this Saturday af­ long-lasting domination. A Lawrence victory would left. hate Ripon.” ternoon when Lawrence Only three wins separate the tighten the series record, but meets Ripon at the Banta two teams in the roller­ more importantly, give the * s tw rr 'm . - — * Bowl. Kickoff time for the coaster like series record. Vikings at least a share of game has been moved up to Ripon owns a 38-35-6 edge in their second straight con­ accomodate live television the career record. ference championship It coverage by WLUK-TV The Vikings, following would be the 14th title for Channel 11 in Green Bay. their 34-6 romp over Carleton Lawrence and fifth under ** “r - X * i~ The historic series began College last week, are tied Coach Ron Roberts. The last in 1893 with a 24-6 Ripon for the league-lead with team to win back-to-back victory and the two squads Cornell College. Both teams titles was Ripon, doing it in V V have gone tooth and nail at sport 6-1 marks. Ripon i5-2) 1977 and ’78. «* each other ever since. enters the game with still an P* *

HARD HITTING VIKE DEFENSE

Lawrence came to Northfield’s the Week award goes to Dean Saturday’s Matchup “academic” school expecting a Walsh’s erstwhile roomie. Jack strong challenge. But the very Ehren. Jack, who has given Gam e Time 11:00 first drive of the game set the clutch performances as back-up tone for the day as the Vikes to both Reppert at tailback and drove like a machine 71 yards on Doug Carlson at wing, came up 11 plays with Walsh crossing the with the big one Saturday as he line from six yards out. Much of caught four passes for 69* yards. LAWRENCE Lawrence’s success this year has The big play came when Jack RECORD RIPON stemmed from their ability to rescued Walsh’s “Hail Mary” 6-1 Current Conference Record 5-2 take charge of the scoring early. pass for a 40 yard completion to 282-1313 Rush Attempts (yds.) 361-1245 The opening drive was set up LU’s final score. 76-182 reminiscent of the opening drive The Defensive Player of the Pass Completions (attempts - yds.) 81-169 at Coe which set the Vikes on the Week award goes to Ron Reising. 948 Passing (yds.) 1158 way to a key Midwest Conference Ron thrilled the crowd as he 2261 Total Offense (yds.) 2403 victory. returned one of his fumble 193 Defense has been LU’s most recoveries along the sidelines Total Pints 171 consistent asset this year, and Ron’s deft exhibition of moves 27.5 Per Game Average 25.8 last week was no different. and rambling speed prompted 76 Total Points Opponent Carleton’s offense could only quarterback Walsh to comment. 1 0 0 muster one yard in passing in the “Gee, I should let him play first half and 41 yards rushing for fullback.” Ron also got his pic­ the day. ture in the Post Crescent. The Knights called upon the officials for their only touchdown, stringing together consecutive interference penalties to place the ball inside Lawrence’s ten so that an errant Knight could op­ Sky. portunely pounce on a Carleton fumble in the endzone. Five of the greatest Junior Ron Reising rose to the m usicians on Earth. occasion as he swept up two fumbles. Fellow lineman Sam Comprised of frve of contemporary music s most bril­ “Who Loves ya?” Levin also liant players including guiar virtuoso John W'iUams picked up a fumble, as did Sky has developed an nventrve fu so" of ciass*ca. and linebackers Bill “ Double rock mus*c that has made them a se-nsaton around the wortd Sky. their 2--LP Am encan debut features Doggie’’ Spreeman and Neil their U K chart-toppmg hit Toccata and many more “Such a deal” Hersh. Captain electrifying Sky excurs»ons Already accia med by Tim “Four and a half” White had Newsweek as overwhelming Sky rs-eady to take the a big day, snaring three ducks US fry storm lofted by Carleton signal callers. Sky. The international smash at>um. The snares upped Whitey’s .Gwthtpfi On Arista Records and Tapes i k y season total to eight, tieing him at music with safety Graham Satherlie. On the offensive side of the line, Scott “ Busted Butt” Reppert led the way with 103 yards on 20 carries and two touchdowns. Scott, the nation’s leading rusher Now A vailable! Includes TOCCATA going into the game, was used VIVALDI F IPO MOTTA effectively both as a runner and as a fake man to set up pass plays. Menasha bookends Pat Sch- wanke and Jeff Ropella each had good days. Ropella grabbed 4 passes for 58 yards while Sch- wanke scored a touchdown and U U M ' 8 made a spectacular diving catch setting up another. Freshman kicker Kraig “Chippy” Krueger rounded out the scoring by splitting the T t t M f i uprights for three extra points and two field goals. This week the Ripon Redmen invade the Banta Bowl at 11:00 a m. for what is the climax of Lawrence’s season. Last week’s Bowl” victory at Northfield propelled Lawrence u u u t c into a first place with Cornell of Iowa Just as the Vikes opened the season on television, they close the regular season as ABC- « u f f TV’s regional small college game of the week The Vikes must win Saturday in order to take a piece of the Gabe Kgeland. Prop. 217 E. College crown. Ripon, Lawrence’s 87 Phone 731-5353 Appleton. Wis. 54911 year conference rival, may be without the services of quar- This week’s Offensive Player of Page 12 The LAW RENTIA N 7 November 1980

Soccer team stomps on Ripon Sports Profile

by Capt. B. Hatchet somber one’ handkerchiefs and Jenkins responded by nodding Prichodko: portrait of the Few moments of glory and tears were not an uncommon and saying: “Yeah man, I ’m hip honor have graced the Lawrence sight. Seniors especially were to the fact.” Captain Lipchik University soccer field, as was noted for their visible displays of meanwhile was in the midst of a athlete as an old, old man done so last Saturday afternoon emotion. The normally stoic maniacal tantrum after one of his at Alexander Gymnasium. Ripon pillar of strength, Brian by The Writer’s Pool assured position. Doesn’t that get shoelaces broke on his cleats. He Departing from the con- all the Greats? After six months College, the perennial Lawrence Schneider, had to be comforted was restrained, sedated, and then rival in every athletic event, ventional Sports Profile formula in the clinic and abortive work and restrained repeatedly after revived before game time with arrived at Whiting Field breaking down and weeping: that has tended to center on ego with Tupperware joints, I was smelling salts. It was not until bloated athletic automations, this declared only fit to play in the representing the last conference “ My last conference Captain Bob W.W. Weatherall conflict for the 1980 soccer team, piece will deal with a more decimal ranks of I.M. So what game...Jeez, I can’t handle this.” strode into the team room that and more importantly, the last subdued, temperamental athlete; could I do? I became the best everyone settled down and an I.M. thrill seeker who has there ever was and established prepared for the game. The consistently excelled, a shining myself as a household name.” players smiled as they anomaly amidst the stodgy I.M reminisced about Bob’s lone goal sports paradigm. Despite his of the season, and they eventually near-cultish adulation and his felt better. demagogic mass appeal, this Just prior to the game, a Herculean flag football veteran special coin flipping ceremony humbly declined to be in­ took place as seniors Bob terviewed. His attempt to conceal Alexander, John Boas, TJ himself from the Lawrence Bolger, Brian Schneider, Jim limelight, however, was futile: Matchefts, and Dave Eddy joined his vices were well known. Peter Brian Lipchik and Bob Prichodko has been known to find Weatherall as honorary “Cap­ solace in the unfailing com­ tains for the day.” They were all panionship of his old acquain­ presented with commemorative tance, John Barleycorn. lollipops with a picture of the Following his lead, the elder Athletic Director emblazoned on statesman was located in his the front in blue and white icing, favorite haunt, lurking among and then they shook hands with the comfortably concealing the Ripon captains. Truly a day shadows of Jim ’s Place and to remember. having an intimate conversation The game itself proved to be with his beer glass. one of the soccer team’s finest It is difficult to imagine that an efforts of the year. The entire athlete of such diverse ac­ first half was all Lawrence, as complishment, with skills of such the Kickers controlled the ball all magnitude would be cowering in the dark recesses of such a den, over the field with adept passing The elder statesman and quick movements on and off pursuing comfort like a defeated the ball. The tough Viking infant. In order to penetrate defenders, in conjunction with through the retiring exterior of As the tranquilizing cups of John. Boas, thwarted nearly Prichodko, we indulged his sustenance which Pete was every offensive threat by Ripon, obligatory fatal flaw: the arrival dispatching with swiss-timed as they held the Redmen to only of a full round of house whiskey consistency spread an azure hue four shots in the first half. and an unrefusably frigid frothy over his besotted countenance, it The highlight of the first half, pitcher coincided with the verbal became clear that Prichodko was though, was of course the rejuvination of the fame-dodger. a different man then the infante “coming out” of halfback Chuck “In my younger and more celebre of four years ago. His 5th Esler. After bemoaning the fact vulnerable years,” began Pete in I.M. season was taking its toll. that he had not scored all season a Gatsbyish tone, “my father His baggy, second hand clothes, and then bemoaning the fact that gave me a football that I have ruffled hair, and kitty-litter he had not yet scored a goal all been tossing around ever since. It aroma characterized Pete as the season either, Chuckie unleashed was a turning point for me. stodgy, reeking antithesis of a for two powerful goals in the first Before I knew it I met Tony well-conditioned athlete. Who half. The first came as the of­ Perlstein, and ever since it’s been could believe that the same hands fense manipulated the ball quad ball and HBO. No more Med that were now wiping spilled beer downfield on a series of quick school schlock for me.” As our from his oft-stained shirt in short passes. Esler received the initial apprehensions relaxed clumsy gestures, were the same ball and hammered it home. The from the emboldening liquor, so famous hands that had caught so second goal came within did Pete’s tongue. It was soon many touchdown passes? minutes, as the offense again apparent, as revealed by the In a voice which had begun to baffled the dim-witted Ripon Eldest himself, that he had more more closely resemble the shaky defense and moved the ball into than just a smattering of athletic squeal of unlined taxi brakes, scoring range. A picture-perfect accomplishments; he was more Pete orders up yet another jigger cross from freshman professor than just a Lawrentian in­ of Red Devils. His slurred con­ Douglas Westphal landed stitution; he was a raving egotist, fession that this was, in fact, his precisely on Chuck’s forehead harboring innumerable illusions fifth uninterrupted year at and the ball sped passed a of imaginary sporting grandeur. Lawrence finally confirmed the stunned Ripon goalie—score 2-0 Wiping the foam from his dreadful tale of deterioration. Lawrence at halftime. unkempt whiskers, Prichodko The Northwest Suburban realty- The first part of the second half recounted his history: “As a fleer had elected to hide himself was all Lawrence again. Offense freshman, I was an All-I.M. team and his painful memories of and defense combined perfectly standout in flag football. I would bygone glories within the to keep the ball on Ripon’s side of play with the reckless abandon of anonymous sheltered ranks of the field. Finally, the pressure a possessed Mike Fogel I.M.'sports rather than face the paid off as the always tough, revamping the I.M. program. harsh world of varsity injustices. always hustling TJ Bolger blazed After that phenomenal season, I Although his athletic repertoire is a shot passed the again stupified was mentally prepared for my a widely varied and, he admits, Ripon goalie. The Vikes knew inevitable starting position on the tastefully chosen one including then that victory was imminent. Varsity Basketball team.” , archery, and soon no less After playing intense ball for “ What happened then, old than I.M. pinball, his late suc­ three-quarters of the game, The man?” cesses are of no significance now. Vikings began to sit back and Lost in a world of memory, The oldest of the old gazes foggily coast for awhile. Ripon jumped at light vears away, The Fixture across the foamstrewn myriad of the opportunity and made a stirs his whiskey sour with the used dr in king apparatuses in front valiant effort to get back in the poised grace of a man stirring a of him, and, as if signalling the game. They did so by fighting and drink. He recalls, “It was a knee end of the interview, he calmly scrapping their way to the injury that kept me from my slides beneath the table. Lawrence goal mouth, where they pushed in a dribbler. The defense soon woke up and took control of the game for the remaining few minutes. Final score: Lawrence 3, Ripon 1 ; G R A D U A T IN G SOCCER P LA Y ERS, from upper left, Ripon has not defeated Lawrence clockwise: John Boas, Dave Eddy, T.J. Bolger, Brian Sch­ in seven years. neider, Captain Brian Lipchik, Jim Matchefts, Bobby Quote of the week goes to a cute Alexander. twelve year old girl sitting in the bleachers during the game, who conference game for seven was quoted as saying: Underclassmen were very moved “Golly...d’ya think I might be outstanding senior student- by the sight of Schneider athletes. It was a must win able to get Mark Washburn’s crumpled on the floor. The autograph?” situation for both teams; nothing master of maturity himself, This Saturday is the final game but pride and self-esteem were on Tommy John Bolger, was also for the Kickers versus St. Nor- the line. And nothing remained unable to console the team, as he bert’s College. Please come out but the fact that whoever won this too broke down into hysterical and support your team, and bring match-up would obviously come weeping. All-star goalie John plenty of Kleenex for after the out ahead as superior human ORAGON GATE Boas was in the corner confessing game. beings in the game of life. to Reverend Paul Jenkins that he RESTAURANT Needless to say, this was an was “totally going to miss taking 406 W. College Ave., Appleton, Wisconsin — Phone 731-8088 emotional duel. the ol’ 4:15 bus out to practice — Orders lo lake Oul — The pre-game warm up and twice a week, it was such an Wr sc flr tin lin ts ! (.Innisc ! nods of hour Ptoi'ini Id I Sc hoots of ( him sc C.noklilf’ meeting in the team room was a excellent tim e.” Reverend