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I Nation’s General K never knew all the words but I Assembly, students always remembered the tune, and I from local yeshivot remembered that it included something G_fkfYp8e[i\nMXi[Xb`j joined thousands to about “Kinderlach” and “Alef Beis.” I Clb\G_\cgj#X^\.#gifk\jk`e^e\okkf_`jXlek#DXi^`\G_\cgj% protest at the U.N. was able to find a video of the song on They filled Man- YouTube and discovered that the song is hattan’s 47th street called “Oyfn Pripetchik.” between 2nd and Listening to it over and over gave 3rd Avenue on me a newfound appreciation of my ‘Most hated family in Thursday and police ancestry. I felt connected to the Eastern closed down the European Jews from whom I’m block. The most descended, their attachment to impassioned speech Judaism, and especially to my grand- America’ visits Great Neck at the “Stand for mother’s hopes Freedom in Iran” and dreams as (Hint: It’s not hard to understand why they’re so unpopular) rally organized by she used to sing a walking billboard, holding ing a family vacation praying for the Jewish Commu- that song to us. 9 P D @ : ? 8 < C F I 9 8 : ? G_fkfYpD`Z_X\cFiYXZ_ four signs with messaging the apocalypse. nity Relations Coun- Hearing the Gifk\jkfijXkk_\LE i\XZkkfX including “God hates Israel” and Moments later, before his cil came from the song again also Noah Phelps, 10, of the jg\\Z_Yp@iXeËj8_dX[`e\aX[% “Obama is the anti-Christ.” An relatives broke into song, Noah quietest voice. reminded me of Westboro Baptist Church wasn’t Israeli flag dotted with fake explained that he didn’t have “Leaders of the how we used to exactly sure why he was at the blood draped her waist. She cor- any Jewish friends, though he world, how can you accept this man in your midst with- ask my grand- protest in Great Neck. Wearing a rected him politely. may have some when the out protest?” asked Nobel Laureate Elie Wiesel. mother to tell us purple t-shirt and matching pur- É@XdXgif[$ “It’s Jews, hon.” 144,000 Jews are saved, accord- Ahmadinejad should be brought before the Internation- what the song ple hat, he held an Israeli flag For one surreal moment, it ing to the biblical interpretation al Criminal Court at The Hague for inciting genocide, lZkf]k_\`i was about, since loosely in one hand; occasional- seemed as if the Phelps clan was taught by his grandfather, Fred he continued, exhorting the crowd to not listen to the it was in a lan- ly, deliberately, he stepped on it. a run-of-the-mill family — albeit Phelps, founder of the Westboro Iranian leader’s “hateful propaganda,” and to instead k\]`cfkgiXp\ij guage that we “I’m here, pretty sure I’m one with an incredibly deep- Baptist Church. The Kansas- listen to the “still voice of your conscience.” had never heard here, it’s because of the Jews. I Xe[jf]kclccX$ seated hatred for Jews and based church became infamous Later, he asked reporters, “What kind of person is before. She told don’t know.” homosexuals - that was spend- Y`\jXYflkX us that it’s about His Aunt Margie resembled See MOST HATED, Page 12 See AHMADINEJAD, Page 3 ]lkli\n_\i\ a rabbi teaching the Alef Beis to fe\[f\jefk his students. Her words were _Xm\kfileXe[ meaningless to _`[\.È me at age 5 as Backyard bullies they spoke of a language I did This ain't your not know existed. Even though on Wikipedia I’ve been religious for over 14 years now, and before that I 9 P 8 I @ C @ < 9 < I D 8 E mous contributions.” It is bubbe's cookbook “written collaboratively by an lived in Kishinev, Moldova for 13 years, I had never before been able to connect In the course of doing international (and mostly to the stories and images of Eastern New kosher cookbook for the iPhone research on the Second anonymous) group of volun- Lebanon War, I came across a teers.” Anyone with Internet European Jews. They seemed so foreign 9P<KK8:?@EJB<P to me — as foreign as the Yiddish lan- Wikipedia article called “2006 access can write and make Lebanon War.” changes to Wikipedia guage that sang about them. I knew Some iPhone users may swear their Instinct told me to articles. Wikipedia that going back a couple of generations phone does everything but the dishes. The ignore the article claims 65,000,000 on both sides of my family my great- popular Apple cellular phone still can't do and move along but monthly visitors as grandparents lit candles for Shabbos, dishes but it can cook. Kosher. curiosity drew me of 2009 and is rapid- kashered dishes for Pesach, and ate Just in time to cook for everyone who in. Little did I know ly gaining accep- kosher meat, and it was always nice for can squeeze into your sukkah, there's a at the time that this tance by university me to know that I’ve returned to follow- new application for the iPhone and iPod curiosity, which has students and media touch called Kosher Cookbook. It offers See VIEW, Page 5 gotten me into trou- alike. 300 kosher recipes by gourmet chef and ble in the past, T h e food writer Gloria Kobrin, shopping list 8i`C`\Y\idXe would introduce me Wikipedia homepage Anya Sedletcaia is originally from plans and 50 customized meal plans for to the dark side of adds that, “anyone is Kishinev, Moldova and went to high Shabbos and Yom Tov. Wikipedia. welcome to add information, school in Richmond, VA where she Users can search for recipes by ingre- Wikipedia describes itself cross-references, or citations, learned to understand and appreciate dients or by food type, ranging from tofu Judaism. She is currently studying for a as a “multilingual, Web-based, as long as they do so within Wikipedia’s editing policies PhD in biology at Albert Einstein College See iPHONE, Page 8 free-content encyclopedia pro- ject based mostly on anony- of Medicine. 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After he “What?!” I said. “You are complicated thing in my life?” finished reviewing the long list MAYER FERTIG refusing to service my car?” Suffice it to say that the of problems with my car, I con- The answer was “yes,” and she manager was less than excited firmed that he, in fact, would explained that two mechanics to speak to us nor was he be covering the cost of the ;\XiK_XkËjC`]\# were out, the center was com- happy to see us when we came rental, which he said he obvi- Funny thing about a car is pletely backlogged and she had into the service center. The ously would. I then and asked that one does not appreciate been instructed not to schedule welcome we received was the why, if they had the car ten to leave the table or apologize how nice it is to have a work- any more cars for servicing for equivalent to Gaddafi’s arrival days before, did they not find ;\XiK_XkËjC`]\# to all present after she manages ing, dependable car until your at least a week.