FELIX

THAR'SHE BLOWS ANNUAL GENERAL

REJUVENATED CLEM VISITS EROS UNION MEETING HART HAVE mn THE PEOPLE IN THE LAST TEU,*ED,WIK: ssa A mm nmmt BBCXD mmjmsn SAID "CUKESTTHE WILL IETER an AOATJP. nana THE LAST JIUZXMS nmammoa HAS TAKER PLACBVAB> TECS "nun BUSHES EASE or The JuOJl. of the Onion was held ea 1 changed late a gleaming, Biasing, tooting Hay 23rd. The main business of the aetrlag BBS senate*-. Steaj hours of said and tedious walk the election of Council representatives avdtJs) nam been put ia by a small aad faithful band, sowing of the annual 1sports. sad at last they are seeing their dream came Tha President reported, in the Hatters gzia- Ilea. lag, that the Domestic Bursar had pat' dewa It Bust be explained that 'CI am on tin.' Aid poison ia to* Onion and that Tad had actually sot start to rust away behind Etnas beeeas* of caught a mouse in the Bar. lack of Interest, but ta the interact of safety. A letter had been received from to* BUmu> Daring this time many of her vital parts ware ersity Lodgings Bureau asking all students to removed and seat off to an engineering firm spply for accommodation in Jwaa as it was ealy In Palbaa to ba built up and remachinad. by applying early, and paying the necessary This took a long time, and in the meantime xetoinlag fee, that they could be assured of a someone with an eye to business had removed all the Brasses, when these had been re- The highlights of the President* Report placed sad the remachlned parte assembled 4f - ••a*"**' . that at long last, after a very belated again the rebirth of 'Clementine1 aas Initiated. start, the Onion had Just about moved into the Readers will realise the aagaltud* of this task Whole of th* lew Building. Bar sales had beam by the fact that the crankshaft, which weighs a record this year but there had been occasion* about one hundredweight, sad to be driven shout lately whan people have been extrcaely raft* to a foot through the flywheel, which weighs twice * * nt Ted,* surely this waa not the way to treat ear aa much. This Job was started before the Easter Barman who has been with us for 30 years aad Vac. and during the Vac. some very kind workmen is soon due to retire. In recognition of bis finished driving it for us. It is unfortunate services, and those of Mr. Mooney who opened to relate that it was driven a tenth of an inch Last Saturday, it was decided that she the Refectory under almost Insuperable diffic- too far. However, this difficulty was surmounted go to ChiselSs, but bafaraaaaa ah* was ulties in October, Council had agreed unanim- photographed outside the Albert Ball for an It was decided to try to get steam up on ously to elect both of them to be Honorary Italian magazine, awaatually aha hissed, rattled Members of the Onion. Sunday 12th. May, and in the ev*ning,after much sad booted her way down the Riga Street, reach- During the year there had been a few frustrating work on the pressure gauge, which ing the terrific speed of 14 a.p.h. outside the clashes with the Chelsea police, such as when did not want to go on where it had come off, Odeon. Just past the Odeon she bad to stop, one a Mr. Liberace visited the Albert Hall, and she slowly heaved herself round froa the yard of the main bearings was oversea ting. This also the water battle with Batters** Polytechnic to the Hostel, and, after a short run, back to happened to th* big-end on the way back. She outaide the Onion, amicable relations should her resting place. She was running again on reached Chlswick in tiae to cheer I.C. as they be restored after th* forthcoming darts match. Wednesday, at 10 in the morning this time, after collected two-thirds of the cups from the U.L. the driver and his mate had fired soon after B.C. legatta. Returning to College she ran out Aa a sequel to the Student Conference la six. Th* following Saturday waa a momentous day, of coal at Hammersmith Broadway and Just manag- Berlin this year it was hoped to hold an Inter- "we want round Eros" the proud driver said. national Conference at I.C. sometime next year. 1 ed to complete the Journey. Tea, indeed, 'Clementine had been driven along 1 The Chairman of the A.C.C. regretted that Piccadilly and round Piccadilly Circus. Of Whenever it is said that "'Clementine has he had been 'scooped' by Phoenix and that all course, it was too much to expect the Journey been out today." the reply, almost automatically he could say waa virtually a reiteration of to be uneventful. Coming back, one 'bus ran is "What vent wrong this time ?" At present, it that report. After presenting a few facts and into the back of another because its driver seams, something goes wrong every time; she has figures, be admitted that it Bounded " some- was watching 'Clementine' in his mirror; then had a long rest, and the present crew have hard- thing like a Market Report ". ly handled her before. Th* crew feel sure that she did not have enough steam to climb to Hyde In the S.C.C. report it was stated that in these few runs they have found all her major Park Comer. After a short stop she built up the proposed Psychical Society had failed to weaknesses, and that by the time she reaches the enough pressure, and, with whistle blasting, get its constitution ratified, and also that rallies she is destined to compete in, she will she swept majestically xoaue the Comer. change* were being mad* in the S.C.C. constit- be going 'like a bomb'. ution that would concern all future proposed Societies. A survey of the major activities LC.WA FISH-TANK of the Social Clubs was then made, and, taken all in all, he felt that everyone had had a More Exploration scat successful year. DEFINITE Other items of interest were that tha television aet waa to be removed to the small KARAKORAM EXPEDITION At the last Union Council Meeting it was lounge on the 3rd. Floor of the Onion - in This summer will witness the culmination finally definitely decided to allow I.C.V.A. response to popular request. Attempt* to have of two years of industrious planning and organ- to purchase a fish tank to put in place of th* set removed either to tb* sain lounge, or isation by the Imperial College Exploration the Trophy Cabinet in their Lounge. This altogether, failed to obtain any support. The Board and members of the Expedition. The Board decision was preceded by a great deal of fiery meeting then elected, by acclamation, three is to be congratulated on not having been de- discussion. •Herbs' - Dave Griffin, Dal Thomas and Brian terred by such world events aa the Kashmir dia- It was pointed out that tha mortality rate Wallace. pute, which caused the Board to consider alter- of fish waa very high and the question of th* native areas for the Expedition, and the Suez irritability' of fish towards beer was raised. The results of the Council and Xatertaim- crisis which has entailed a change in travelling Who would look after them during the Vacation? nents Committee elections vera announced later. arrangements. The party of six, under the leader-l What would I.C.W.A. do with th* tank and its ship of Mr. Eric Shipton, will attempt the ascent contents if, by any chance, they moved upstairs of Satoro Kangri (25,400frt) Topographical and to th* present email Lounge ? geological surveys will be carried out. The In answer to this last question, Miss Wendy Personal Advertisements party has been fortunate in obtaining the serv- Pipe said that I.C.W.A. would take it with then ices of Mr. Eric Shipton, whose experience and and mount it on a stand, but anyway they had ability will be an immense asset. This expedition] not the slightest intention of moving froa FOB SALS: 1936 in*tin Taxi, excellent meoha- is the first majorone since members of the Collegej their present spacious and extra-lusuieu* aiTBl oondition, bias and yellow 25 m.p.g. visited Jan Mayer Island in 1938. The expedition abode 1 The tentative proposition that the £32 (including iaeuraaoe). Diok Hicks, Boca is indebted to the Everest foundation for finan- Union Lounge should have a fish tank was re- 45, Old Hestel ar £.3.8. rack. cial aid and advice. , jected out of hand I IV \ It was decided that the Exploration Board CHEAP TBAlBPOSi ffigm 1928, 8 hp, SHaex engine, used Bally till reoently. Very GHANA (SOLD COAST) EXPEDITION Representative should investigate the facta good ronasr, Stoats oa button looks ancient This expedition of seven people under the underlying the Keith Miller case - reported hence prime *»{*aar bought 10 hp. oar) leadership of N. D. Jago will visit the Gold In our lest issue - and Council were unanimous CoUyer Ban 78, Mew He*tel. Coast area from July to October. This party of in condemning the attitude of th* authorities entomologists, and botanists, veil study the over this. Th* condemnation was fully acclaim- ed at the Union General Meeting where it was LOAM of • wiaa aroiootor urgently changes occurring when mature forest is felled, aaatast R.P. Sturroak cultivated, and then allowed to return to sec- also announced that the Union'a support of respired. ondary forest. This is a matter of great impor- Keith Miller had gone far to convincing Mrs. 200 n. Barbara Castle of the aaaadasBaas of Keith tance in tropical countries having a considerable football aborts, Miller's case. annual rainfall. This party is to be congratulat- Good penalties. Also discussed war* th* coming Exploration ed oi. this industry and initiative, which has _ r, FELIX, tJaTSn enabled them to organise the expedition in a Board expeditions and the report oa th* Liv- Apply letter Soon 83, Hew HasteX fairly abort time and obtain considerable finan- erpool Student Conference. The former is cial support froa outside sources. reported la this issue, sad the latter la th* first issue *f th* term. •said m (t) ladya slotting Sllaoss, sAsdUf rawam OTEBR EXPEDITIONS among the ether subjects under discussioa was the pesaseea *f s sew piano for tha Coa- tasm to tto Palis Boca, aad aa swhaawaislnir Minor expeditions have been oeganlMd, one ilsslssara* will be mads hp aba leap oonoarued. of which will travel to Norteara lorway, the esrt Ball; it *m aeeleea to buy an oprLffe* ether to the Island of Oronaay in the sad to hire a baby grass for special ride*. FELIX

LETTERS to the EDITOR

WCKEH UT THE Wffit

5HT Sir, Wall* thanking ths gentleman viae cssmfd- eaea ths, "Woman In the Bar* oause, I asMM like to point oat that rn.it of ma htm ao desire to intrude on this so palled aale stronghold, especially if Masses •ITsrtai' sad Seller* in their oops arc a fair example of what we ahss&d find there..

The University of London Lodgings Bureau are now opening their next terrrfs application list in June. Each year, they say, the positior XUtsviKCjj. becomes worse and worse. In our experience, the Lodgings Bureau is not very much help in finding digs within a mile radius of the col- lege. Undoubtedly it is advantageous to live Dear Sir, near the college: besides the obvious brnefit of having no transport fares, less time wasted I feel it is about tine that the true and IPSS frustration incurred, there are the nature of the "Fair Sex* was revealed. For additional benefits which may be obtained from too long now, women have been deluding them- a fuller social life - even eating at the Union selves (and the males of the human speoies in the evening affects one's whole outlook (no have been encouraging them) into thinking they are the most beautiful creatures on reflection on Mooney). Practically all digs earth. near I.e. are of the "room with no meals" type. too disgusting For this, if it were true, would be Most people coming to I.C. first take up their for words" abode at a "partial board" establishment, and truly remarkable, since is it not a general are placed by the Bureau even as far afield as rule in the animal kingdom that is is the Ealing or Hounslow. A number of these move male of a species which has the more attrac- nearer later in the year, and come to prefer tive appearance and the more beautiful having just a room with no meals. It is sig- colouring? One only needs to look at the ducks nificant that those who do so seldom change in the park to realise this, and is it not the bull elephant that has the larger and beck to partial board. The remark in the FELIX more beautiful tusks, the male robin whioh lodgings Survey that 'the tyranny of Ealing land- has the flaming red torso, and the lion whioh ladies is ruining I.C." may have a grain of Of course we appreciate that soys must I has a mane to enhance his noble appearanoe? truth running through its facetious surface. have somewhere in private in whioh _they oan It is my belief 3ir, that the human The real Solution is, of course, aaple persuade each other loudly and at length that species is not an exception to this general hostel accommodation. As this does not seem they are still masters of oreatiom. I only rule, women are not the most attractive to be forthcoming until the far, far distant wish they would confine themselves there creatures on earth;- the men are* However, future, it is well worth paying the extr* to until they have regained their sanity. it is probably not for us to spoil the take up residence in South Kensington - it is Apparently in the last stages of inebriation illusions of these poor unfortunate woman. not very difficult to find a suitable room if they are not a fit sight oven for each other After all we can afford to let them have this one is prepared to take a little trouble - and and have to crawl away out into tha quad., small pleasure. besides having added social ^vantages, the more thus providing a public spectacle too dis- gusting for words. It is with the knowledge that I belong serious side of college Life (which is all too to that band of irresistable beings of the imminent at present) is -jade easier by having As you so rightly say Mr. Carter - male persuasion that I sign myself, the necessary libraries and laboratories oust protect us from this pathetic sight. down the road. F. Psacook. Tours sincerely, Iris Dickenson In this, the final and Jubilee issue this Dear Sir, term, we reveal the identities of our regular Footnote: Why is the hatch into the Lounge nonta-d e-plume): not open at all times whan the bar is Open? In issue 106 you stated that Nelson's Our regular Nelson (so-called because of Anyone buying a drink for his lady friend would thus be saved the agony of getting Column had been penned by a new Kelson and the telescope he operates in the FELIX room SM through heavy double swing doors with both that lasus 107 would a reversion to the overlooking Q.A.) is none other than red-beard- original writer. I suggest that this was ed, Mephistoptiilian Did Saunders, now notorious hands full of liquid refreshment. not carried out. TMO last three issue* shew as last issue's Slitor - which, incidentally, was the best issue yours truly has seen for a three distinct styles under ths ens Son de long time. Plums. 106 is sharp, vitriolic and to the point; 105 (at preo) waffles round and be- The Nelson of issue 106 well-deserves his My oarti:^ remarks are made on oage 7, but ooates rather long winded but he gets there name now that I've blacked his eye for organising let me add also, tnat if my successor has a Board in the end; 107 is very leag winded, hardly the profile on page 7 - of which, by the way, composed of .<*uch oeople as named below , he vitriolic, and rather juvenile in his wit not a word is true - and should know better be- will li.deed br lucky; I thank them and all the and I also suspect that he is using his cause he is our previous Editor, John Bramley. multitude of willing helpers too numerous to space for private digs at personal aouain- He has also masqueraded under the pseudonym of mention who nave come in every alternate Sun- tanoes, whioh the writer of such a ooloan Daedalus for the past three issues. day. Also thank you to everyone who has con- should b. above. Last week's Nelson is happier with an Indian tributed to the precedir^ Issues - all articles May I muraiaeeiwl that 106 he given the ink pen than with a typewriter, and despite re- are very welcome indeed, even though we nay not job permanently, 105 (*t preo) be thanks* peated attenps to frustrate his efforts, Pat have room to publish some of them. sad retired graewfully to stud and that 107 Billinghflm manages to slip a cartoon or something (not et aao. I trust) be sacked Ignoaunioas- into FELIX each Issue - usually "something". Sub-Editor Chris Farrow iy. FELIX is no one man's paper, and is published Business and Advertising Slnosrely. •**• by a team - the Ed io rial Board who is led by the M.T. slaaaok Sditor. The Editor is remmnsible to a Board Manager Ian Pluamer of Directors who are the Student Officers(sea Secretary Elisabeth Krank Wt

JUBILEE VISIT

CROSSXS F1I101 COISOlf • 0 A D 121 1)1111 lOtlll PHOTO BT OOUHTEST OP PLANET NEWS ( Orchestra, was led by the Student Bedell, P. The platform party then left the Concert Tha visit of the Queen Mother to the Ool- L. Lovine, followed by the Student Presidents, HeJJ and moved downstairs into the Beit lege on Tuesday produced one of the most Dean* of the Oollege and other high offioiala. Garden and walked across the Garden and important events that have ever taken plane Finally came the Rector, Lord Falmouth and Frinee Consort Road between lines of Marshals. in the history of I.C. This was the high- the Queen Mother aa Chancellor of the univ- light of the celebration of the Granting of ersity. original Royal Charter in June 1907. After DECORATIVE PLAQUE IN RODERIC HILt BUILDING. arriving at the North Entrance to the Union Lord Falmouth, in his speech of welcome, at 3 p.m., she made her way into the Concert The fine tiled panel in the entrance hall to spoke of the aloes links between the College Hall in whioh were assembled representatives the building is the design of Prof. Baker of the and the Royal Family throughout the whole of the Governing Body, Local Government Royal College of Art, and was m» jufactured by history of the College, beginning with Prlnoe Officials, Staff, and about 70 members of Copeland's Spode Works in fine Bone China. The Albert, President of the Board of Governors tha student body of I.C. A solemn procession work presented much technical difficulty as it of the Royal College of Chemistry. The Con- of dignitaries down the Hall, to the strains was the first tiae that a work of this type had sort was instrumental In devoting the site of soft musio played by the Royal Artillery been attempted. The Col lege Shield is in full of the Exhibition of 1851 to the furtherance heraldic colours aad the gilt is in 24 carat gold SILWOOD SUCCESSES. of Art, Science and Architecture. The Royal Patronage continued with the granting of the The floral decoration of the Union and the Royal Charter in 1907 by King Edward VH. Roderic Hill Building was carried out by the Since then the reigning Sovereign had always chief Gardener of Silwood. The preparation of shown deep interest in the affairs of the plants for this occasion began last October. College. It was, Lord Falmouth said, a The work was accomplished in fine style and with great privilege and honour that Her Majesty great success and we extend to him and his band the Queen Mother had graciously consented to of stalwart helpers a very great thank you. declare open the Roderio Hill Building, and to unveil an inscription to Sir Roderio.

In her reply, Her Majesty spoke of her own contacts with tha College over a period °f many years, and the great pleasure she had In participating in these Jubilee cel- ebrations. She reiterated the closeness of «*.wf

In his reply, the Rector, in a somewhat lighter vein, mentioned that the two Sciences of Chemical Engineering and Aeronautics were in the forefront of modern developaenta. Without them the Country would find it dif- ficult to hold ita oan in the World in tha rears to acts*. FELIX 5

Keith Miller

We hare received the following letter: Lest Issue of FELIX discussed on its front page "the most sensational and Mysterious events St I.C. for some years". Since the details of my ease have been made public and have now been partially settled in so far as I am now allowed to take part in the expedition, I think it only fair that I should clear up several misunderstand- ings and also say a public thank you _ih FELIX to those who helped me in the week previous to the case being discussed in Parliament. I was informed that approval for the Expedi- dition to enter Pakistan was known in London at the end of February. Was it coincidence that we informed the Foreign Office, when they a asked us, what was the last possible date we must know of Pakistan approval, not later than April 24th. and on that date the Exploration Board were informed that all could go except myself? Was this because little time would be left for us to create a fuss? Staff members of the Board met and tried to move heaven and earth at the Foreign Office, but of no avail and I am not surprised since received the same treatment myself as did Barbara Castle with Lord Home, To those members of the Board who tried, in particular Prof, Read and Asst. Prof, Stevenson I have already given my sincere thanks. On Sunday 28th. April I returned home from a training Expedition and Pip Pairhurst had the unpleasant job of telling me the bad news and it appeared to be an irrevocable decision, but since a three year dream could not be broken by communications of which I new nothing I immediately travelled to London. The Pakistan High Commissioner, His Excellency Mohammad Ikramul lah proved to be sincere and lpful but regretted that he could do nothing at all. The trouble obviously lay in the Foreign Office but I alone could do nothing at all there so I contacted my M.P. but not before I was informed, as were many of my friends, that any effort on my part would probably prejudice the Expedition. Who had told the Board this strange story? Was it, as one newspaper put it, "Security gone mad"? At the Board meeting two members of the expedition were told the facts, and I believe they also were asked to keep it quiet so that the expedition should not suffer - this was justifiable since the expedition comes first and last - but it left me almost fighting alone except for the immediate inspiring support I received from Geoff Bratt and•Peter Brazier. Then came the news that the expedition was 'on' under any circumstances, so Chris G ravine was informed and I saw the Rector. CL EME N TINE The rest you all know, the Onion rallied around under the leadership of the President, and in two days they worked wonders. I will ROYAL VISIT -continued: always be indebted to Kitch, Prank Irving, Prof. Saunders, Dean of Guilds, Ken Weale, Mrs. Robb, all of whom either gave or promised help. Their Her Majesty stopped to speak to several of efforts were successful. one, oalled a pyrodendron, spurted the Marshals. Kov general comments. at many points, and ths other, ill- After crossing ths road the Chancellor uminated by ultra-violet light, showed the 1. It is my belief that government security unveiled the memorial plaque to Sir Hoderio agents have access to reports on the activities varied paths of fluid streams when passing Hill on the fest fsoe of tha porch. Inside through nox ales. of all students at I.C. and it Is therefore not the building one of the first tilings seen advisable to say "Dear old Adolf" or "Joe for Moving on, the Party saw a model of a was the decorative tiled panel in the en- blast furnace; an experiment illustrating King". trance hall, an aooount of whioh is given 2. I still do not know the reason for the ban the X-ray diffraction of oeramios, and the elsewhere in this issue. The Royal Party new Chemical Engineering Library. They then which would have stopped any Himalaya trek but then moved on to so* a special display of not an Alpine on*. moved on Into the Aeronautical Engineering experiments staged by the Chemioal Engin- Department where third year students were J. Joke: Pete Brazier, the reserve, had his eering Department. These included a spec- featured having a "tutorial" with Mr. Praon— innoculations in case my plea failed. He sank tacular display of glass-blowing by the ksl. Her Majesty asked one student when him into unconsciousnsss and when he awoke in great Departmental glass-blower. Two interesting exams were, and remarked that all student* agon; heard that I had, after all, won the day. exhibits had the appearanoe of Christmas looked happy and keen. The cathedral-like Peter's letter of congratulations was one I basement was than visited, wher example* of shall keep for ever under my file of "Friends". the testing of aircraft structures ware on 4. Finally, to all tho** who helped, be they •bow, together with a new Maoh wind tunnel students. Member* of Parliament, Members of the 2 containing a particularly large section. aoveming Body and staff, I say a very sincere you", Passing through the largo aluminium fold- Keith J. Miller lag doors into the courtyard at the Wsat of tha building, the Qoaaa Mother than want on to inspect the thro* aaaoots. Her Majasty shook hands with, and spoke Xo\ acme aaawtera of the orewa. She asked each arew "Does it go r*. A* ah* loft the oourtyard, the maa- oota followed her up the ramp to Prlno* Con- sort load to prove that they did. Cm her return to the Onion for tea. Her LATE Km. 3.30a.m. Wednesday May 29th. majesty spok* to several students. The Queen an organises attempt, which proved very smassma Mother eventually left the College at about ful, was mad* to paint a s*br* cros lag wnssl) 5.15 P«m. Prince Consort Road, tnis was coaol*t* men «s During the afternoon the oloaod-cLrcuit the red balloaaa soxwtag as beacons. May the television, with Mr. smDsmall ir ntat lag, perpetrator* he for seas issmw) iiifl.Th* sea la alma rnmstioned competently and waa wall received ware noticeable ay tasta ahsmac*. at the various points. ft FELIX

INDEPENDENT COMMENT Our worthy 8.C.C. Chairman and his friends are noted for their oratory and charm. They are PHOENIX also noted for their dubious judgement. In his THREE POINT LANDING Annual Report, Mr. Allen tells the Onion that This is a review •> not a mere 'sales ths Conservative Society had not sent in a re- talk1. Read the Jubilee Phoenix and port to the S.C.C. and that perhaps this was you will realise that we have among BY Daedalus due to their having been overcome by ths effects us some brilliant contributors who have of Cyprus, forth Lewishea aad Sues. Of course been marshalled by masterly editorship. it may be ridiculous to take umbrage at this If there are still any copies left, amusing little remark, and Mr. Pretty mill some people are missing an adventure So we have elected six new Council 'Heps' have been wise to ignore it. Mr. Allen, however, worth many times more than its cost. and an Entertainments Committee. A significant should be careful what he says. The College Roger Sykes sJiould be proud of his statement. "We" being 15)6 of the Onion member- M.I.5. agent (disguised as a well-known sport- outstanding achievement. ship; "elected" is perhaps the wrong word. Most ing type) was seen to note his words with glee. Turning from the magnificence and of those present did not know all the candidates Should Mr. Allen want one day to entsr Pakistan fine balance of the edition to the Of course, these were asked to show themselves he nay well find his entry barredI individual articles, one can have to the asaemby, but a student's appearance is nothing IJU. admiration for the two no guide to whether he is fittsd for a partic- contributions of A.H.Hodgson; that of ular job. It seems that a 'postal' ballot and Pet=r Jarman, and that of J.M.Townson soma tasteful electioneering by the candidates (whlcn won the Sir Arthur Ackland and their backers might produce a more effective English lis say Prize). Equally praise- and representative Council and Entertainments worthy is the anonymous "30W8 - Bacchus Committee. The present system, however, is in Battersea",but its author should be bound to elect the few very good leaders who revealed. Pull colours should be would also be elected by any other method. awarded for such a notable effort! But it is the other 5>£ of the Council or Com- Tony Hodgson's "A Serious Note" on mittee that must be queried. At present these staff-student relationships bears tend to be elected by virtue of the fact that especial examination. It would be their names are known because of their foot- interesting tc know the true personal balling or rowing records. If a Onion Govern- inspiration of this essay. Rome, like ment is elected by a minority, it is not in a the new Union, was not built in a day very strong position to negotiate with other .Jr. Hodgsonl bodies - whatever it may itself think. Not only the aforementioned, but the other articles, provide good entertainment. Even the space filiers- appropriately historical in this Jubilee -lumber - are well chosen The radio set in the Onion Lounge stands magazine is honoured, too, with a as a telling monument to the behaviour of characteristically staccato Jubil those who Dretend to set an example to the Message from the Rector. The rest of the College as to bow to behave In illustrations are excellent; the the New Building. We have had no public photographs have that polish which we apology from those concerned, and one wonders have come to expect of A.J.E. how Mr. Kitchener, as a Rugby Club man, could (be-whiskered or not), and Bill have the nerve to admonish the few members Thornley's drawings always amuse. who have occasionally left a raincoat in the The impressions made by our Lounge. At the next years A.G.M. the Presid- contemporary Phoenix might be summed ent of the Christmas Islanders may rise to de- up as follows; This magazine, expand In £, liver the following speech: " I am frightfully in both size and quality, is itself an sorry, you chaps, that after our Annual Coffee answer to the problems of the College Party this year, we went to Harlington with a TO JYtfu DON'T SEEM APPRECIATE expansion posed or implied within iff two-man saw and cut down all the rugby posts. pages. The answer is that I.C. is Tou really must forgive ue"(chuckles)" but we THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUHTWH increasing in more than material were under the effects of our mescalin taking!" OLD M«W stature also. J.V.3.

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The sun is shining, the windows are clean and on this oocasion of a second visit from our Royal Visitor, Nelson is I have heard in the past many disparaging fed up with being nasty and niggling. To reamarks about meals passed by those eating -hell with the tradition of the job, the regularly in the refeotory at Silwood Park. On column is going to be NICE. the other hand, those who have attended Touch- stone Weekends have praised the food there. Three cheers for the landscape gar- However, during the last three and a half deners who have shown that a job oan be weeks, I have been living at the Field Station done on time with impeccable workmanship. and have studied the refectory carefully. First- Even those who regretted the passing of ly I shall tabulate some facts and observations: the tennis oourts are impressed.

1. "Charges for meetings Rebates on meals Congratulations to Jennifer Heywood if 6 hours notice on her election as Queen of dis-May given long may the Icwamazons thrive under her leadership. To aid her in the more Breakfast: 2/6 1/9 important aide of her work, I have a wide If this profile ie rather diajoiated, it ia Lunch: 3/6 2/9 mouthed kettle, tawo canvas buckets and a because our esteemed Editor keeps coming into Supper: 3/- 2/3 dis—used oil drum which may well be useful. the Felix room to see how the make-up is getting on. After the last R.C.S. Carnival - at about 2. Typioal meals during three weeks : two in the morning - peculiar moaning noises a) Breakfast (i) 5" dessert plate of cereal And three cheers for the fact that were heard to be issuing from a Hostel bathroom. (almost invariably com flakes) the dreaded Wendy Pipe has been laid low - Dave comes from Cardiff and is at pres- (ii) One rasher of bacon with a but, no - lets be nice. One cheer for ent finishing the Chemistry Course after four tablespoonful of baked beans or two boiled eggs. Wendy Pipe. very active years. His outside interests include (Occasional variation: a boiled kipper; two The source of these groans proved to be sausages and beans, or two sardines on toast). Since the I.C.W.A. common room is stark naked apart from his Felix tie and was (iii) urn tea, toast (grudgingly to have its fish-tank, one begins to see slumped taking several roles in I.C. Dram- given), marmalade. the idea behind those who wish to form a atic Society productions; rowing (Vice-Captain b) Lunch (i) Soup - 5 ladleful. Sub-Aqua Club. Is there no length to of R.C.S.Boats and member of this year's Horphy (ii) Roast beef or lamb (usually which the virile I.C. male will not go in Crew); thyroid-deep in a lukewarm soapy well cooked), mashed potatoes and one other veg- its hunt for the quarry ? Anyway, three solution, when after considerable fumbling he etable (usually cabbage, occasionally leaks or cheers. was dressed by,. serious music, and, as a peas). member of I.C. Choir, strangely enough, (iii) Dessert - about 2d. worth of A special cheer for all the ladies himself shivering in a high-pitched voice, he ice-cream and one wafer, or a small portion of who remove the traces of'sport'from allowed himself to be led singing bass. fruit and custard or meringue. our1surroundings in tha mornings after. Of course, apart from these activities, he took o) Supper (t) 2 small sausages and mashed Long may they continue to sweep deftly on the job of sales manager of Felix at the potatoes, cr 2 poached eggs on toast, or 2 saus- around the "incapables", restoring order beginning of this Session, taking over the ages (small) chips and half a tomato. to what seems, in the moring at any rate, Editorship in January. He may: retire (ii) Dessert - an apple or an to be a rather squalid chaos. to Les Allen's room from which advantageous orange or a piece of cake, or sweet as at lunch, position he proopded to fling coffee over his or cheap chaddar cheese and two biscuits, NO tea. Art Editor's trousers. Before dropping into a 3. The meal times are often inconvenient and the coma, Dave remarked: " It will be alright in A very big hurray for tha Entertain- the morning ? " - hence the origination of the eaters are made to hurry by the Manager who has been seen to put the refectory clock back before ments committee. As their year comes to term "to Gryff" - to make a general nuisance of a close, the column ie thankful for those himself...... for two year's holiday in the a meal - perhaps it was not ready - and then put it forward again during the meal. At weekends who spend a considerable amount of time and R.A.F. at the end of this term? His 'likes', energy on a job with little kudos. Their he says, are "the usual things, anything edible, students are expected to wash up their own crock- ery. 'piece de resistance', the Jubilee Ball, bed, people in general and El^ep to get away is typioal of the large scale of their ent- from it all." His dislikes are: "aherry(too much) erprises. And tha loudest cheer in this cliques and people who make others f^el small." case is a helping hand for Richard Garnett We think that he has been a jolly good Editor 4. A waitress service is especially laid on for and co. . and we wish him the best of luck in the future. Touchstone Weekends but the normal resident has even to do his own washing up on Saturdays and Being forced to a niggle by "the boss" THE EDITORS FAREWELL. Sundays. The standard of food varies considerab- the column finds itself having to say - ly from good food for Touchstone, reasonable 'hurray'for those who came back from the food for engineering field courses to a mere Alas! 0 readers, I bid adieu, Touchstone week-end by coach. Apparentiy subsistence for residents. The main bulk of This is the last I write for you, a lot of those who went came back by other The time has come to say goodbye the food for the latter ia provided by bread means and wasted the coach - I suppose With wishes best to you for aye. and jam. we shall have to have'a little 'boo' for 5. The Refectory Committee is composed of the them. Two terms I have the Editor been, following:- Hr. Savage - in charge of Silwood Park - who With what result'can now be seen, As a last glorious, generous gesture, I've done ray best, for good or ill, never eats in the Refectory. Hurray for the readers of Felix, for the But you inust judge me if you will. Two members of staff, one who goes home for Editor and tha iJomeetlc Bursar. lunch and one who comes in rarely to find a To ray successor let me wish temporary marked improvement. The best wish in our FELIX dish, Two student members, one who has never been That he may serve to raise up high seen in the Refectory, and the President of Sil- The flag of truth we always fly. wood Park Committee. I would like to add to these facts some And so to end, to readers all, suggestions and comments: Best wishes for the Jubilee Ball, FELIX SUBSCRIPTION And for exams, the best of luck 1. In the opinion of the majority of refectory That you may always pass the buck. users, the present manager baa never been sat- 7/6 per year. isfactory. He has now resigned and should have The Editor makes no apologies for this I wish to subscribe to FELIX for one year. been asked to do so long ago. verse as he is not the FELIX poet who I suggest that at tha moment th* Refectory is responsible for its Genesis and Heme is grossly overstaffed, and I further think only prints it so that he can save teat two cooks, instead of three, with an Ass- himself some hard work. Address istant and no Refectory Manager would be suff- icient. Also, if these could be recruited from one of the colleges of domestic science, then WTEWFOIBT .... continued. sot only would their wage* be less aa a result of both being Inexperienced and also female 3. Silwood Park grows a large quantity of veget- they could live in the hostel, or th* vacated ables, surely a little co-operation between the flat of tb* present manager - and would be ia cooks and Head Gardener would give a cheeper contact of the consumers. Perhaps they would source of food. also be allowed to uae Onion facilities. 4. In the past, the Refectory Coaaittee, or at 2. It appear* ridiculous that th* majority of least soma member* of it, have tried to change the members of the Refectory Committee do not things. One gate the impression that red tape as* the Refectory. I would suggest that at and inefficiency In tb* collage aoalaletzetlon least three of the five ba elected from the rather ti** their hands. ooneuasrs. Qantinued in time next oolnan. Leo Palmer. SPORTS NEWS BOAT CLUB SWEEPS THE BOARD DNHJKRSITI OF LONDON ALLOM CUP REGATTA ATHLETICS Imperial Collage Boat Club all But swept tha hoard at Chiswiok on Saturday Support for the club has revived consider- In tho U.L.U. Regatta, 1,0. won four of the events out of tha fire for whioh our orems ably im the last few matohes. On the evening wore entered. The results below show tho extant of tho I.C. Tiotorjr. cf Wed. 15th. of May, we left the Union cram- med into two oars heading for Parliament Alloa Cup; Won by I*C. lat. Till. SWIMMING Hill Fields. Back Hick's Taxi got off to an early start and won easily. Tony Smith's The team has had a fairly success- Roderick Hill Jalopy, in fast persuit, was delayed at ful year, coming third in the U.L.. water Lancaster Gate when, due to the proximity of Memorial Trophy: Wen by I.C. 2nd. VIII. polo league, and third im the swimming the brake and accelerator pedals, we hit the ohampoinship. rear of a shooting-brake. However, tho occu- Clinker Eights Won by 1.0. 3rd. VIII. Harford, Loveman, and Clark have pants clambered out, separated the ears, and Potter Cup for swum for the University first team, and Robin- with loud cheering we ware on our way again. single sculls: Won by Martin Gaylard son and Ccrrigan for the second team. Jockeying with other vehicles for position in the centre of the road we hardly noticed Imperial College. The heats of ths U.L. swimming champion- a polioeman who had tojump for his life onto ships were held ia Chelsea Baths on Friday All crews rowed well and the lst. eight the pavement. 24th. May and all ths I.C. men entered, Royal Vet' a Coll. and Northern Poly- were particularly inpressive being able to went through to the finals. On our showing win their races by clear margins. The second technic were very weak and we won easily. in the heats, it looked as if we would corns Apart from N. Poly's individual winner in eight showed that they have pace, and had second to King's, though with a little luok some good racing. The third sight seamed to ths sprints we took lst. place in every we might beat them. be losing their final but pulled up to win event. In the finals on Saturday, however, we by two lengths margin. Martin Gaylard had In the match against St. Mary's Training did not live up to this premiss (too much little difficulty in retaining the trophy College, the following Saturday, we had good beer?), and were reduced from seoond to third which he won last year. These results are opposition and were narrowly beaten,. The place by Battersea in the final event. encouraging and we hops the upper Bights will final result (65-73) was undecided until ths Roger Harford is to be congratulated on be in similar winning form in the up-river last event (the relay) was run. breaking the championship Backstroke record regattas to ooma. Two recent matches were cancelled because in 66.} sees. out* opponents were unable to ralss teams. There are only two more matches to be played CRICKET Results: before ear successful season closes but it 100 yds. Backstroke 1 R. Harford is hoped that all athletes will still compete 4 M.M. Clark and we wish everyone good luck in their The lst. Eleven continues to improve, 100 yds Freestyle 4 M.M. Clark home-club fixtures, particularly in ths winning three out of the last four matches. Bounty Champs, tomorrow. yds. Breaststroke R. Loveman Against Royal Vets, I.C. totalled 117, 200 1 The Athletic Club A.O.M. will be held while Royal Vets were shot out for 37 due 4 T. Robinson today, Fri. May 31st. , and all members are mainly to tho bowling of Bhatti (7-18). 100 yds. Bf.fly 4 R. Lovoman urged to attend. Against Trinity Hall, I.C. were all out for 79 on a nasty wioket and. Trinity Hall 440 yds. Freestyle 4 R. Harford were 54-5 when the weather put on end to ths prospect of a olose finish. On the following Freestyle relay 4th. Cowan, Corrigan, Harris Wednesday, Goldsmith were dismissed for 74 Clark. SAILING Medley relay Harford, Robinson, L and I.C. passed their total with four wickets 3rd. In a match against HamDton Sailing Club Loveman, Clark. to fall. due, mainly to a good knock by Kitoh held on May 25th. at Hampton the club did well (34 n.o.) to win by 5f points taking revenge for its Oh Saturday, R.N. College, Greenwich Championship results: defeat in the winter. rattled up 182-4 in about two hours, but I.C. 1. Kings , 2. Batterasa, 3. I.C. The match was sailed in 14ft. Merlin- were hot to be outdone and knocked off the locket class dingies, a new experience for runs in just under 2 hours for five wickets. Results of the U.L. water-polo league. most of the I.C. team. The strong and very The main contributors were Kapur (63), Hearn Division I. lst. team. variable winds provided some interesting (50) - playing for the side for the first P. W. D. L. For Agn. P. Pas. sailing; crews being overpowered at times and Urns this season and showing more than 10 5 1 4 36 49 11 3 shifting water. usual restraint, due we are told to a shoulder M. Collyer won the first race, although disability - and Bhatti (31). Division III 2nd. team. handicapped by having the lightest crew-weight The fielding has left muoh to be desired 84 - 4 24 32 8 3 but the dropped catch kitty has gained as a in the race. C. French and J.D. Webb used their length and weight effectively to go very result. The heavy social programme especially Division V 3rd. team. fast, but were forced to retire in attempt- on Friday's prior to Saturday matches has 7 4 - 3 30 31 8 had considerable effect upon the mobility of ing to gain second place. ths sids in the field. The third team has one mere gams to play, The second race provided even more interest Results: I.C. 117 ('Eapur 28 Bhatti 26) for crews and spectators alike. Soon after the Boyal Vets 37 (Bhatti 7-18) start one of the Hampton boats cap aired after GUILDS MOTOR CLUB a minor collision. On the down-wind sections of the course M. Collyer successfully set a I.C. 79 (Murdsn 26) Once again the City and Guilds Motor Club spinnaker, although no-one had used than ' Trinity Hall 54-4 (Bhatti 3-39) disturbed the peace and quiet of 311 wood Park in the first race. Other crews followed suit - with the sounds of sliding tyres and bouncing with spectacular results - as boats only just Goldsmith's 74 (Mettle 4-17. valves with the addition this year of soggy under control hurtled up the river. I.C. fini- Dytham 3-30) curses by all concerned, for torrential rain shed lst., 4th. and 5th., the points lead I.C. 75-6 (Eitohenmr 34 n.o.) accompanied the entire rally. obtained in the first race being augumented by The rally consisted of a regularity run another 2\ points out to Silwood, driving tests in the park and R.H.C. Greenwich 182-4 doe. I.C. Tesmx J.E. Smith - A-J. Danbury • high speed pub crawl round Burnhsa. I.C. 183-5 (Kapur 67, Beam 50, . H. Collyer - 0. Clarkson The wet conditions did sot appear to dam- Bhatti 31) J. Webb - C. French. i pen any enthusiasm and produced hairy perform- The 2nd. Eleven after drawing their first ances ripe and plenty. five matches, beat Goldsmith!s by 20 runs and ELECTIONS The highlight of the day was probably the on Saturday, Baling Dean by 8 wiokets. Flat-outblind round the parade ground and mem- Ths Sunday Eleven goes from strength to orable moments include the incredible perform- strength, although recently operated on for ance of Jarria and his Austin Sevan, sad ths a splinter in his right hand, Dr. K» Wools mrm^TTnws; BCS & C&G Presidents unopposed: near collection of a telegraph pole by a black has shows his usual form. R. Dytham loudly Derek Butters and Dave Stevens. COUNCIL REPS: Anglia. RCS:Miss Kennedy, Kaaslsr.Caft:Chaoyiafc, Dell. iroalalma his potential as a batsmen amd 1 An oanswal coups ti tor was licks Saartin oonseenently was presetted to open in a B3K:Plosmer, Banks. ENT3.CTTB.: Misses Stone taxi and its large crew of popsies who ate reosnt match. The lunohtims soars of and Coccbs.Wright.Oarnctt.Streets. sandwiches through ovary test. 178-1 (Dythem 0 (out), Oggi 78, Gnome 89) did nothing to advance his elustariasp. All praise is due to the marshals whs re- mained cheerful under appal ling conditions sad slso to ths competitors who could not he seduced by the warm rhsiij comforts of ths IJON'T FORGET/ Thatched Tavern, prsfariag to blind round ths TH6 Farads Ground with not a cars for the Ministry of Fuel sad Power sad their little coupons. The winner was Sanderson (M.S.) from ths Inter-Tarsity Clab and the first Cmlldsmsn X. Wood (Austin Seven).

Published by FELIX BOARD, Imperial College Union, London S.W.7. Printed by S'lL VOUS PLAIT Ltd., 307a, Telephone Place, London V.lh. FELIX .RAG SUPPLEMENT PRICE: ONE PENNY Supplement, to Peiix N0..-IO8 : Friday, May 31st, 1957 •CLASHES"'WITH POLICE. 1 >Crosaing_ Mysteriously Appears. On Wednesday morning a zebra crossing had ^peared^rrpernig^ Hill Building (for more dstails see page 5 of Felix). It was used freely as if it nad always been there, and was observed by the traffic. x At 11 o'clock, however, a blue helmet was seen to approach from,.a westerly-dixe

A member of the public, with his wife and child used the amenity and were stopped and admonished. "•• . -,- Very Important Persons were seen to cross the. safety zone (pictures, are. on sale in the Felix Room today). • .: •' • . A motorist, finding no space to park outside the restricted area of the zebra, asked a policeman where to park his-, vehicle. "There I" replied the officer pointing to the crossing. The motorist obeyed.- ..': i-- An objection was raised- to this ~by Pete Kale, Guild's Secretary. He pointed out to the policeman that there was "No Parking Between- the White Lines'-. "Oh, that's just something you boys have put up", said the lawman. In reply, Pete reached through the Union Office window and, picking up the phone,- dialled the number of the Domestic Bursar. This eminent gentleman Y/as informed of the proceedings, and as a result arrived at the o scene. He remonstrated with the offending'officer, who meekly acquiesced. The car was moved i . Earlier in the day, however, the police had pointed out that these notices had "no legal significance". The police had completely drifted away by 5 o'clock. The latest developement was yesterday when an official, of Westminster City Council arrived,, carefully measured the dimensions of the crossing, and tested the paint with his finger. He looked up and grinned when barracked by Aero students, 'and remarked that they had better have a whip round. FOOTNOTE- Thursday evening : Zebra still present.

CLASHES WITH POLICE.2 - Field Cup Race. 'Twenty policemen, complete with their waterproof underclothing, arrived at Guilds 'entrance- , , provide entertainment after the finish of the Annual Field Cup Race, won t this year by the Chemical Engineering Department, The race, organised this-year by Chad, entailed the removal of a i+5 gallon drum from the bushes on the other side of the Serp- entine, its transportation across the water, but not by the-bridge, and its eventual deposition in fcl-Sl entrance Hall of Guilds. A.--, • After a rather noisey A.G..M. -at which Mary Barnes, in. celebration of her birthday, Y/as presented with a black article bf female apparel, the Guildsmen, less the brown- baggers who never left the drawing office, adjourned to the Park. Led by Bo, the various departments discovered their drums, and proceeded Guildswards.. The Chemicals vrere first across and met the full onslaught of the other departments. They were closely followed by two boat loads of police who attempted to interfer with the crossing, but Ghem Eng who had sent female emissaries to hire a boat for them and the Civils who crossed near t the Peter Pan statue Y/ere unimpeded, on the water. Less successful were the other depart- ments who not being sufficiently organised tried to swim with their drums. Three fully- dressed Electricals swam half way across before being reliev ed of their burden by colleagues in a boat. Mechanicals swam right across only to have their barrel arrested, and only after prolonged negotiate is were they able to bail it out. The Aeros, perhaps in protest to the official attitude to their zebra crossing, left their drum, floating with the ti- e in the middle of the mere, afterwards - to be retrieved by Guilds President Elect, Dave Stephens.

After the crossing and the initial brawling Chem Eng had an easy run dovm p^g. Exhibition Road, and collected their reward - two orates of "beer. The Civils arrived several minutes after, having argued,with the Law in Knlghisbridge, and received their consolation prize - one crate of "beer, it was left to the Electricals to bear the brunt'of the.fighting that is the traditional part of the race. Due to the congestion caused.by the brawling, the police were somewhat delayed, and by the time of their arrival at the entrance, armed guards had been -posted on the battlements of Guilds, To the accompaniment of chimes of the clock bella, small localised showers descended, and the gendarmssand their compatriots -.•had their ardour somewhat dampened. Retiring across the road - oat of range - the police continued1 their comic behaviour until Queenies opened for tea.

UNION MEETINGS

At the R.C.S. Unjon meeting yesterday, the following were elected: President: Derek Butters. Vice-President: Tony Hodgacu. Union Council Rep: John Nation. Entertainments Committee: Messrs Green, Amos, Warwicker, Bogod, Harvey, Moore. The meeting.was very poorly attended - probably due to the impending exams Reports were given from the Clubs Committee, the Entertainments Committee, and from the President, Tony Goodings. He said that, while on the whole, it had been a good year, the apathy among a large part of R.C.S. Union members was appaling. The burden of work fell on too few people. He quoted as an example the building of Jezebel's garage, when, from the whole college, only about ten (l0) people came along to help I The proceedings were accompanied by cascades of water between various groups, who used their wash-bottles with deadly effect. At one point, a trap-door opened in the ceiling, and there slowly des- cended a piece of cardboard inscribed "M.I.5" with an eye below. The meeting ended with a "Kangala".

At the Guilds Union meeting the following were elected: President: Dave Stevens. Secretary: Marian Bianek. Vice-gresi&ent:John Sheldon. Hon. Jun. Treas; Nick Clark. Union Council Rep- George Gilson. Before the Guilds Union Meeting opened, all members stood in silence in memory of Archie Reinhardts, who died in hospital after a car crash a few days ago The President, John Hart, in his report, said that Guilds was not fully represented in the Lord Mayors Show because of official errors. However after the show, Bo and her followers proceeded to "wash the backside of King's". He was sorry to say that sporting results were not as successful as they ougit to be; there was he felt a distinct lack of interst shown by the student body, this was especially noticeable on sports day when only a handful of Guildsmen turned up to support the victorious team. It was decided after P. L. Levine' s suggestion that Bo should should go on from Piccadily Circus, after the mascots Jubilee Rally, to the Mansion House and present an address of thanks to the City Fathers for their benefactions to Guild's. After discussion It was agreed that Messrs. Hart and Duckworth should take their girl friends with them and- that John Ha±t should wear his frock coat as "this virould look better", he said, "than Mines In their boiler suits covered in grease and dirt".

ARCHITECTURAL HORRORS. Further plans of the College expansion were on show in. the Roderic Hill Building on Wednesday, Included in this was an artists impression of yet another scheme for the central site. This is quite the worst that has appeared. The Collcut tower still remains, but now mounted on a raised plinth with steps leading up tp it. The assembly hall has been moved nearby and is of a most unusual shape. A long four story block crosses from east to west. The result is that two courtyards are formed, surrounded by tall buildings, with the corresponding lack of light, a factor that was to be avoided at all costs according to the Rector in his talk on the plans about a year ago. There is a covered way crossing the site diagonally and.three tennis courts are indicated. The four tall blocks apear to be about nine stories high. Little parking space for motor vehicles seems to have been provided.

Also on view were details of y\\ tall splines. spy k story blocks the proposed new hostels in Princes Gardens. These appear to be comp- AC osed of glass fronted matoh boxes -R ft* 1 piled on top of each other. It was I : K claimed that.there would be places for 1032 students and about 1200 -f ft\ rooms in all. Several 3 and 5 ftTL> roomed flats being provided for T . vt wardens and staff. A swimming ft1 pool was also planned.

H ft1 t, I, FOOTNOTE. Union lift out of operation T due to students overloading it. SS/s