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Dear Editor: Welcome! non-Catholic or a non-Christian at a prima SCHOLASTIC rily Catholicinstitution. (:ampus life editor In your 1992 Football Review issue, volume 134, no. 13, I found a slight NOTRE DAME'S STUDENT MAGAZINE Michelle Crouch looks into the other reli error in a likely place. On page 19, in the boldface print, under the picture As 1993-94 editor in chief of Scholastic, I gious habits of Notre Dame students. In where Notre Dame fumbled the ball, Stanford was mistakenly, I am sure, would like to welcome all of the new staff News, editor Mark Mitchell talks to Kevin spelled incorrectly as Satanford. I am not writing you this as a letter to just Vol. 134, No.19 members to the editorial board. Many of the March 25,1993 Coyne, a man that many students may have inform you, but because I was amused. Having my father being an alumnus faces remain the same - they're just in noticed wandering around campus or sitting of Notre Dame and my sister being a senior there, I am a huge, huge fan of the Disce Quasi Semper Victurus different positions - but I am pleased to in on classes or social events but never Notre Dame football team and have been to three of their home games - with Vive Quasi Gras Moriturus introduce some new ones as well. realized why. Look inside to find out good seats. I have also gotten a picture (with my brother) having Tony Rice's Jenny Tate, our departments editor, is new Founded 1867 Also, sports editor Amanda Clinton in arm around us, and in another picture, having the "Rocket's" arms around us. to the board, but she has experience on the vestigates some junior scholarship athletes' We blew them up to poster size, and they are now hanging on our walls. We EDITOR IN CHIEF staff as a Senior Staff writer. Tony reactions to a controversial decision by the have also gotten many good autographs through the years. Margaret S. Kenny Leonardo will be serving as Scholastic's administration in January. This decision . Please stop me, I'm rambling. entertainment editor. Tony is pretty much a prohibits senior scholarship athletes from I can understand how you miswrote Stanford as Satanford, since they have MANAGING EDITOR newcomer to Scholastic, although he has Kenneth Osgood living off campus, a concession made on a haunted NO for the last two years in satan-like forms. Thank you for your written "Week in Distortion" in the past trial basis last year. Finally, check out our time, and I would be very grateful if you could respond. EXECUTIVE EDITOR Copy editor Heidi Laura Toboni is also new regular departments to see what our new Kate Wiltrout to the editorial board. LikeJ enny, Heidi was editors have done with them. Sincerely, also a member of the Senior Staff before NEWS Kevin McCauley (a tickled reader) Editor: Mark Mitchell spending last semester in London. Brent A Brief Hiatus Tadsen, a freshman from Morrissey, will be P.S. I'm 13 years old, in eighth grade. I love your magazine! CAMPUS LIFE replacing Ken Osgood as photography edi Editor: Michell Crouch tor. Replacing Jake Frost in the graphics This will be the last regular issue of Scho SPORTS department is Charlie Kranz, one of the lastic fora while .. Next Thursday, look for Editor: Amanda Clinton members of last year's graphics staff. Fi our annual humor issue, Sarcastic. Last nally, our advertising department h!ls year's staff will be returning for one last We here at Parisi's would like to thank all of you ENTERTAINMENT grown! Sean Mulvey and Patrick Gibbons Editor: Tony Leonardo issue before fmaUy saying goodbye. The Assistant: Peg Ward are teaming up as co-managers to generate next week, April 8; there Will be no issue at the University of Notre Dame for another great year. as many ads as possible over the ne~t year. because of Easter weekend. Oui: next regu DEPARTMENTS Both worked with last year's advertising lar issue is planned for April 15. Editor: Jenny Tate manager Karen Riley last year. And to celebrate, we are offering a special PHOTOGRAPHY Editor: Brent Tadsen In This Issue AlargaretS.Jrenny on South Bend's favorite pasta Editor in Chief COPY Editor: Heidi Laura Toboni This week's cover story addresses a to any student, faculty or staff member at Notre Dame. GRAPHIC ARTS prevalent, but not often discussed topic at Manager: Charlie Kranz Notre Dame - what is is like to be either a ~arl~l'o Risroranlc haliano. ADVERTISING Manager: Patrick Gibbons Sean Mulvey. Good on any Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday

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tcrs of the way done with the year," he said. In addition to visiting classes and halls, some have left a greater mark on him. Once all of his research and interviewing Coyne has also been researching in the uni "Coming here, 1 knew it was a Catholic is finished, he will sit down at his manual versity archives in efforts to gather a full school, but 1 have been surprised at how _tranger typewriter and compose his final work from picture of Notre Dame's role in American Catholic it really is. The first Sunday 1 was thousands of notes. Approximately nine Catholicism. "When I write, I like to focus here I think I went to five masses in five months later, in Autumn of 1994, Viking on one person whom I have known and write different places from Sacred Heart to the will publish his book. as though it is for that one person to read and Joyce Center to the halls," Coyne noted. "I understand. In my last book, I focused on have also been impressed by the presence of ·aug Us , 'Icame into this project with no first- my uncle who worked nights mostofhis life. the priests here. At a place like Georgetown hand experience of Notre Dame. 1 For this book, I am focusing on my grandfa or Boston College, which are both fine went to the University of Pennsylvania and ther who looked to Notre Dame as the capital Catholic institutions, you may fmd priests in Author Kevin Coyne stalks the campus searching for the story only knew of Notre Dame from some friends of American Catholicism;and who saw Fa- the classrooms, but here you find them ev who went here and from what my grandfa erywhere, in the classrooms, as members of of a year in Notre Dame's hIe ther had told me," Coyne said. With this the administration, living in the halls, every tabula rasa perspective, Coyne has docu where," he continued. mented the life of the university, the stories Coyne has found telling insights through conceived by Coyne during his travels for football team and a great admirer of Father of the people who make up Notre Dame, and his hundreds of interviews. "I was talking to by Mark J. Mitchell IV his 1992 best-seller, A Day in the Night of Hesburgh. In fact, my grandmother re the role which the university plays in Ameri Father Joe Ross [rector of Morrissey America, about people from throughout the minded me recently that the last thing my can Catholicism. Manor], and he had a very fascinating story e went through orientation, but he is nation who work all night. "I met a Notre grandfather and I talked about before he died "I have tried to see as much of what goes of what it means to be a Holy Cross priest H not a freshman. He will leave after Dame alumnus in Chicago and that experi- was Notre Dame," Coyne said. on here as possible. 1 have sat in on classes here. He said that 'every priest remembers graduation, but he is not a senior. He Working through the Depart .from English and history (my majors) to , the first funeral of a fellow Holy Cross watches over the revelry at SYRs and ment of University Relations, . organic chemistry and engineenng. In some member which he attended. And every time formals, but he is not a rector. And Coyne received not only permis of the classes; I couldn't understand a single he walks by the community cemetery, a though he sits through endless classes, sion to work on campus, but. he thing of what was being taught, but 1 was priest will count the number of new crosses he is not a professor. also received willing cooperation there to watch the students and the teachers since that first funeral, and in the end his will Kevin Coyne is a spectator of sorts, and extensive access to all facets , work and interact," said Coyne. be one of them for someone else to remem and his ubiquitous pocket notebook of the school-the student body, "I've gone to SYRs and formals and dorm ber, '" Coyne related. gives away his true, role on campus: the faculty and the administration. masses. 1made it to all of the football games "The sense of traditional values here is Coyne is a reporter and a writer. "I "Notre Dame has a reputation for and various othersporting events;" he con unique, and the results of those values such spend the days talking to faculty and closely guarding and protecting its tinued. "I've even gone to parties on campus as single-sex halls and parietal hours are administrators;.1 go to all sorts of image, but I have found that the - 1 felt a little out of place, but 1 got to see telling. Patty O'Hara shared a very reveal ., classes; 1 make it to all the big events administration could not be more : every part of student life," Coyne said. ing statement about this, saying that 'we and the small ones, too; 1 spend the . open and accessible. Father Kevin Coyne has been spotted everywhere [Notre Dame] are calling people here to a nights visiting the dorms, talking to Malloy and Father Hesburgh have from the Morrissey Polar Run to the Keenan. , way ofUfe that is almost becoming counter students and 1 generally just hang out been very generous with their time Review, and he always has his notebook in .' cultural,' in the sense that traditional values I here and try to absorb as much as 1 as have the hall rectors, the profes hand,recording what he sees. are becoming the exceptions to social can," Coyne said. sors and the students," said Coyne. "1 came to this project more interested in trends," Coyne said. Coyne is an author, and for this en With his wife and daughter still talking to Jay Dolan [history professor] than His research and interviews are not yet tire academic year, he has been re at home in New Jersey, Coyne to Lou Holtz,"said Coyne ofhis interview ther Hesburghas the AffiericanPope," said finished, but already Kevin Coyne has found searching the subject of his next book. commutes back and forth between ing. "I have certain people whom 1 have Coyne .. "Just one image of the truly unique a plethora of material for his book. He came "What 1 want to write is a book about New Jersey and his apartment at followed throughout the year and whom 1 role which Notre Dame plays in 'American to Notre Dame as an outsider writing for Notre Dame for people who are not Turtle Creek. He spends two keep tabs on so I can learn about their own Catholicism is the fact that at one end of outsiders, but in the process he has been Notre Dame alumni; 1 want it to be a weeks here and two weeks at stories," Coyne said. He has ,sat down with. Notre Dame Avenue you h!iveDpusDei and caught up in the unique aspects of the uni book for people who, like me, are in home. "I've really enjoyed being at theothefend you have a Catholic Worker versity which 'intrigued him from afar' and trigued by Notre Dame from afar," said everyone from Patricia O'Hara to various' here, but it has been difficult to be House. Those are at different ends of the sparked the attention of the author in him. "I Coyne. "I'm writing about a year in professors, rectors and students. "I keep tabs at such a great distance from my . Catholic spectrum, but they both find a knew Notre Dame was a rich source of life of Notre Dame, not just what on all sorts of students from band members family," Coyne said. home with Notre Dame just as Catholics on material before 1arrived, but ithas been even pens here on football Saturdays. I'm to athletes to ROTC students. I try to meet Coyne reviews notes In his studio apartnemt. Travelling from Turtle Creek to the right and on the left find identity here," richer than I ever expected," Coyne said .. writing about a place which is a re people involved in every aspect of the campus every day, Coyne is in the he continued. From the Rudy filming to "Old Testament markable and unique college and a place ence rekindled my curiosity in the univer place," he explained. "I usually take notes in gathering phase of his writing process. "For Coming in as an outsider, Coyne has been Football" at the Keenan review, to the which is in many ways the American sity. 1 have known about Notre Dame since my interviews, but when 1 got to meet with my last book, I filled 72 notebooks with left with many impressions of Notre Dame. Krause funeral, Coyne said, "Every week, Vatican," he continued. 1 was young because my grandfather was a Father Hesburgh, 1brought a tape recorder," interviews and notes. So far, here, I've filled .While they will all be crafted into his book, there's another 'only at Notre Dame' mo- dedicated 'subway alum,' a great fan of the Coyne remarked. The book, which is as yet untitled, was 54 notebooks and I'm not even three quar- ment." 0 3

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To commemorate the introduction of our tips on semi-substantiated possibly reported works benefit the renewed emphasis on re on Earth brand-spanking-new-ultra-Ieft-wing-radi half-truths to be sent in immediately. search at the nation's universities. cal-way-out-there-politically-correct 1993- PERVERTS In keeping with this theme, the Gipper 4 staff, this brand-new Gipp (yours truly) punched in a few entries to see what n~w IN THE BRARE??? has written a little melody: earth-shattering research has entered the In Commemorating its tenth anniversary, the peace studies The Gipp believes some tellectual community. Among the highly thing strange is going on in valuable research discoveries, the Gipp en concentration hosts a conference to focus on issues of social justice the old Hesburgh Memo countered several new and very illuminating rial. Responding to. an historical studies, including: The History of anonymous e-mail tip, Underclothes, A Pictorial Study of Holly yours truly set outto inves wood Nudity and A Historical Study of the tigate. Several pages ap Testicles of the Rabbit. On the more scien . peace studies program. The concentration pear to have been ripped tific side, New Views on the Process of by C.A. Egan different rooms will discuss various topics, now accommodates approximately 100 un and people can choose which discussion to out from the last three Defecation is bound to shed some light on an dergraduates and 30 graduate students, and listen to. It will be an informal exchange, a months of Glamour Maga often confusing subject. None of these, of S ocial justice· and peace are two topics it is highly respected among national peace time to expand and compare ideas," said zine. Carefully recording course, are in the Hesburgh Rare Books that usually do not cross students' study programs. Winnie Romeril, a graduate student orga ~ach page number and Collection, but The Urine Dance ofthe Zuni minds on a daily basis. News reports occa "We hope the conference will advance the nizer of the conference. Among the topics of double-checking against Indian is.* sionally bring these issues to the forefront of academic discipline of peace studies the panel discussions are South African po original un-tainted mate conversations. This week, the university is through an intellectual yet informal ex litical thought, racial conflict in the United rial, the Gipp was horrified NOTHING TO DO sponsoring a peace conference which is in change on peace and social justice· issues," States, internal politics of development, to dis,cover that someone WITH PERVERSION tended to increase awareness of issues of said Fran Teplitz, a graduate student orga women's issues, transitions to democracy, had stealthily removed (thank God!) social justice. nizer. "We hope the conference will in environmental problems in the Amazon ba- each and every girl's un The Gipp has the alleged inside word on a This first peace conference titled "Build crease student body awareness of the diver . sin and community service as community derwear ad from the pages simple inter-computer cluster move to take ing Peace: A Students Conference Celebrat sity of peace issues and provide student building. At 4:00, the Center for Social of the before-mentioned place this summer. DeBarta1o's IId's will be ing Ten Years of Peace Studies at Notre perceptions of what issues are facing us at Concerns, which is concurrently celebrating periodical. A magazine replaced by new Sentra 61O's, which in tum Dame," is an informal event proposed and this point in history," she continued. ten years of operation, will host a reception best-buy panty shopper? will replace the brare's SE 30's, which will organized by a group of ten graduate and The conference is set to begin on Friday at the Joyce Athletic and Convocation Cen A David Koresh disciple be promptly hauled off to Lafortune to re undergraduate students involved in the night at 7:00 with a speech entitled ''Think ter. maybe? The plot thickens place their SE's, after, of course, they re peace studies program. The group has been ing Our Way into Acting and Acting Our Throughout the weekend, students' art OK, this song has nothing to do with the ... The Gipp' s other tip reported all fifteen place the O'Shag adding machine's with meeting every two weeks since November Way into Thinking in Undergraduate Peace work pertaining to peace and social justice new Scholastic staff, but that doesn't mean books from an entire call number missing Turbo Nuclear Ultra Cougar IIgx's. These in preparation for the conference. The stu Studies." This keynote address will be de issues will be on display at the conference the Gipp isn't going to keep his eye out for an from the 'brare collection. From which simple changes are to provide Arts & Letters dents have examined the format of other livered by Anthony Bing, the director of center in the Kroc Institute at the Hesburgh occasional stray piece of gossip which might section you ask? The section on masturba students with faster, more efficient methods colleges' peace conferences and have mod peace and global studies at Earlham Col~ Center for Peace Studies. The exhibition possibly lead to a ground-breaking story. tion!!! There must be a link ... of losing term papers, erasing data and de eled this event after a particularly successful lege, followed by a reception at8:30. After will feature photos from the war in EI Salva That is not to say the Gipp would report idle stroying hard drives. conference held at Catholic University in the reception, Joseph Gotto,professor of dor taken by Steve Molliere, a local photog speculation or hearsay. Suppose he/she gets FREUD'S PIPE DREAM Washington, D.C .. The peace conference is Russian studies at Notre Dame, will present rapher who has p'revious~y exhibited his wind of a rumor that Patty O'Hara works . The same highly anonymous incredibly LET THEM EAT 'ZA!, intended to be an annual event on the cain ail original one-act play depicting an imagi nights at Knocker's Lounge. The Gipp secret informer, X, also brought a variety of Gipp has caught wind that certain high level pus. work in the Snite Museum of Art. Through nary conversa:tion between Mohandas out the conference, alumni of the peace would not just run off and print a statement questionable library works to, the Gipp's student government officials are trying to The conference, as its name indicates, Gandhi and Leo Tolstoy; The evening will studies concentration will be on hand to , like that in the magazine. That would be attention: Men Who Beat the Men Who Love replace the Lebrachaun Pizza Co® with the commemorates ten years of the peace stud be concluded'. with a video presentation discuss their occupations and experiences as unethical. The Gipp will only write respon ,Them, Diamonds are a Dyke's Best Friend; best pizza ever made since the dawn of ies concentration at Notre Dame. The con about migrant workers, entitled The Wrath graduates of the peace studies program. sible journalism, following the procedure and Kicking the Habit:A Lesbian Nun Story. time:-- Bruno's! The Gipp highly endorses ference also honors Kathleen Maas Weigert, of Grapes. "-The organizers would like to stress that all used by top journalism professionals: "Patty X requested an explanation for such works this measure, but wonders: Is HPC in on John Howard Yoder, Michael Francis and Saturday morning, the conference wjll students are welcome to attend the events of O'Hara allegedly works nights at Knocker's as The Baptism & The Toilets, Steal the John Gilligan, faculty inembers whocoordi this? begin at 9:00 with student panel discussions the peace conference. 0 Lounge." Urine Test and Vinegar Puss. The Gipp's na:ted the inception and development of the on a variety of topics. "Groups of students in With that in mind, the Gipp encourages hypothesis? 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rogatory view of women, but this is actually If they weren't Catho a cultural practice in countries that happen to lic when they got here, be Islamic. Actually, women hold an ex it s~.ems like they con alted place in the Islamic religion, according verted," said to Islamic senior Jack Daly. The terrorist Landman, who has yet practices of some who claim themselves to to encounter another be Muslim also breed misconceptions. Jewish student on the "The media is a very powerful tool in the Notre Dame campus. United States," said junior Frank McGehee, According to both "People turn to the TV and instead of using non-Catholic their own minds, they like it to think for them. The recent bombing in New York City tians, one of their most has caused stereotyping that reflects on all disturbing times is Muslims." Sunday nights,' when Certain scenes from the movie MalcolmX most of the under Muslim student Zulfiqar Bokhari studies the Arabic has caused confusion between the Nation of graduates go to Mass writings in the Koran. Islam, an extremist branch of Islam prac in their donns: ticed by mostly African-Americans in the "When I fIrst got here, I remember being athletes. While he was there, his father U.S., and pure Islam, which abhors any type the only guy in my section when everyone calied and his roommate said, "He's at cATHOlIC UNIVERSITY? of racism. This confusion has led people to wentto Mass," recalled Bokhari. "Freshmen Mass." "My father called me later, and he ask Muslims like Zulfiqar Bokhari, the need a sense of belonging, and it only re was freaked out," said Landman. Non-Catholics at. Notre Dame find their Gods - president of the Muslim' Student Associa minded me of my differences." tion, if he thinks whites are "blue-eyed, During football season, it is a tradition for F or obvious reasons, non-Christians not an easy task elf a Catholic university blond-haired devils or satans," he com the football team to attend a Mass before seem to experience more difficulty ac mented. each game. This can be uncomfortable be cepting indications of the university'S Ca~ cause many of the football players do not tholicism than their Christian counterparts. ost non-Catholicstudents knew Notre practice Catholicism. Player Jeremy "One thing that bothers me is that in by Michelle Crouclt On Fridays, the traditional Islamic day of figurines of gods on my desk so if I want to M Dame was a Catholic school when Sample remembers, "When I went to my every classroom I walk into there's a cross. prayer, members of the Muslim Student pray, I can do it to them." they decided to come here. However, some fIrst Mass, I didn't understand what was That drives me crazy," said Landman. "I rom required semesters of theology to Association leave from the library circle to, Another Hindu student, freshman Dirag of them did not realize what that entailed. going on at all. Now I understand, but it understand why it's there and it shouldn't Fparietals, the "Catholic character of go to the community center in married 'Mehra, also prays alone but enriches his' Consequently, some of them have felt un doesn't make me want to change to Catholi-, upset me, but it does." Notre Dame" still dominates life on the student housing. There they pray, prostrate worship by listening to religious tapes in, comfortable with' some signs of Notre cism." Similarly, Daly commented: "For me, all Notre Dame campus. For the 14 percent of and listen to readings from the Koran with Hindi about once a month. Dame's "Catholic character." Landman, a soccer player, had a similar of the statues and the icons which are not students here who are not Catholic, this other Muslims in the South Bend commu "It seems like everyone here is Catholic. experience when he attended a Mass for all present in Islam are hard to swallow. Catholic na,ture often makes life somewhat nity. Becausetheylack~Imam,theperson , Because ?fthe small nwnber of non They're not accurate portrayals, so why complicated and uncomfortable. Yet most who usually speaks at Fnday prayers, all of CatholIcs atNotre Dame, they are of should they be accepted as likenesses?" of the Protestants, Muslims, Jews and other the members share the duties of the service. ten questioned about their religions by "It makes me feel uncomfortable in the non-Catholics at Notre Dame have found In addition, the Muslim Student Associa- Catholic students who are unfamiliar with sense that I don't think the university pro ways to practice and merge their faiths with tion provides an opportunity for its members other faiths. In the process, these non actively recognizes that there are non their lives at a Catholic university. to meet in the Center for Social Concerns Catholics' encounter various misconcep Christians on campus," explained a Jewish I For many Notre Dame non-Catholics, 'every day to offer noon prayers together as a tions about their respective religions. graduate student who wishes to remain i :! finding a place to worship is their fIrst chal group. . "People think that [Baptistsljust shout in anonymous. "In the last two years, more lenge. The university attempts to help by Although very few students at Notre "church all the time and the services are all attention has been paid to the non-Catholic sending these students a directory of differ Dame are Jewish, there are ways for them to disorganized;" said' senior G~ofri1yn Christian, but they assume everyone here is 'I ent places of worship in the South Bend area. ' congregate with others of theircfaith also. Walker.' ' " Christian, even though they know we're However, as Baptist sophomore Jeremy For example, freshman Josh Landman The presJdent of the Baptist Student, here." Sample commented, "It's still difficult be found an area temple in which to worship 'Union, senior Rebecca Kneg,also pointed "This place really is a hotbed for closed cause the Baptist churches are off campus when his rabbi at home gave him the name of out that students at Notre Dame often con mindedneSs," according to Daly, "I feel and ,there's limited access to these a rabbi here. fuse Christianity with Catholicism. They do really hurt at the Catholic Church some churches." Other individuals choose to worship not realize that there are many' different times ... Rather than showing the world that Because of, similar difficulties and the alone, often because they are unable to find denominations within the faith ofChrlstian- Catholics are truly open to other faiths, it small. number of non-Christian places of either a place of worship or other people ' flY. ' presents the university as a place with rather worship in South Bend, many non:Christian with whom to worship. . The Islamic faith has been the subject of dogmatic thought." students have discovered alternatives to at "If I have to pray, I sit down and pray," various misconceptions as well. One Despite their feelings of alienation or tending official worship services. said Hindu freshman Rishab Kapur. "I keep misconstruence is that Muslims have a de- discomfort, the non-Catholic students interviewed acknowledged a recognition of men and graduate students, Campus Minis which anyone is welcome to attend." Catholicism as an integral part of Notre try sponsors a Bible study that students from Although most non-Catholic~ were thank Dame which they must accept. Overall, they a wide variety of religious backgrounds are ful for these arrangements, many students, have turned their exposure to a different invited to attend. especially non-Christians, offered more sug religious environment into a learning expe "Students are pretty much at ease," ex gestions of other ways the university could rience. plained Father AI D' Alonzo, the coordina further accommodate them. "At Notre Dame, I have been exposed to tor of these prayer groups, "because most of "A first step would be some type of Christianity and Catholicism," said Rishab. these students have been brought up with multicultural center," said Daly, echoing the Jazzy Weekend "I've really gotten the feel of another reli some kind of Biblical tradition." Campus suggestion of a large number of the students gion, which has been educationaL" Ministry also sponsors interfaith retreats interviewed. "Coming out of that naturally Bokhari agreed: "Being at Notre Dame and Christian rallies. would be a type of inter-religious dialogue has made me into a much more thoughtful The Center for Social Concerns contrib which would open pe,ople's minds and foster On its 35th anniversary, the Collegiate Jazz Festival looks and a more devoted Muslim because I had utes by allowing different religious groups good-will between the faiths," he said. never been exposed to any kind of religious such as the Baptist Student Union and the to bring life to the Notre Dame campus institution before. It forced me to go back Muslim Student Association hold prayer ther students also proposed diversify and reevaluate and reconsider my religion. I meetings or Bible studies in its facility. O ing the faculty even more, more non was the frrst of its kind when it began in 1959, of professional artists who evaluate each realized that my religion is very much a part During Ramadam, a month-long period Christian religion courses, public by Catherine Hechmer of my identity, and I have gained a deeper when Muslims are supposed to fast from acknowledgement of the non-Catholics and served as a model for those that followed. group's performance and offer constructive and more thorough understanding of my sunrise to sunset, the university has made here, and excusing them from· classes on RE YOU INTO LIFE-intensity, pas In his 1986 book detailing the history of the criticism. Past judges include Stan Kenton, A festival, past festival chairperson Joseph Dizzy Gillespie, Henry Mancini, Wynton religion." arrangements so that they can eat their meals their important religious holidays. sion, energy, fun, spontaneity, i around these times. Overall, the students seemed to agree with beauty, freedom, excitement, power, Kuhn Carey credits the Notre Dame Jazz and Branford Marsalis, Herbie Hancock and ,> he university has made an effort in the When asked about other accommodations one student who said, "The whole thing is laughter, creativity, emotion, you know Festival and other college festivals that fol David Sanborn. This year's judges are Jon ! T past few years to make life more com made for non-Christians at Notre Dame, very complicated because I don't think the Life? If you believe that you are, then come lowed its lead as the driving force behind Faddis on trumpet, Jimmy Heath on tenor fortable for the non-Catholic students at FatherD' Alonzo replied, "We give them the university should abandon its Catholic mis .. to Stepan Center at 7:30 p.m. next Friday, legitimizing jazz education on a college level. saxophone, Mulgrew Miller on piano, Rufus Notre Dame. In addition to sending lists of opportunity to learn about what Christians sion; that's what it's here for." 0 April 2. AI Jarreau and Jim Pankow (who later Reid on bass and Carl Allen on drums. places of worship to all non-Catholic fresh- believe through a religious lecture series The annual Notre Dame Collegiate Jazz helped found the rock group Chicago) ap At Notre Dame, one does not often have Festival looks to offer one of best slices of peared at the Festival as college students, as the opportunity to meet students from other LIFE this place has to offer. universities, much less get to Rarely are welucky enough (for hear them perform Listening to less than $10) to hear one great a group from M.I.T. might dispel "-Afl!J artist perform. To have five of a few stereotypes about engi ~, SUBWA'Y Has A Sandwich ~1'!.!iil·N the best, together on one stage, neers. In addition, this year's giving voice to life as few people festival includes two groups can-this is a privilege not to be from Notre Dame, bands from For ANY Size Appetite!!! taken for granted. Purdue, Western Michigan, In fact, the Jazz Festival offers Eastern Illinois, Northern Iowa, a truly 'once-in-a-lifetime' op William Paterson College, the Light Appetites: Big Appetites: portunity, because the music Crane School of Music and that will be played here on that Michigan State, who will be 6 Inch Meatball Sub 6 Foot Party Sub first weekend in April will never joined by former Chicago jazz be played again. The heart of legend Bunley Green. It is a .jazz is improvisation. The jazz "collegiate" event, and college artist essentially recreates a is about education. And education is about LIFE. piece of music every time he or. The Fredonia Jazz Ensemble practices for the If you have decided that you are she plays it. Take a basic tune, upcoming Collegiate J~zz Festival. add p&ssion, humor, romance, into Life, do not miss the chance . joy or pain, or whatever else to immerse yourself in Life's (Life) the artist feels like expressing at that did current jazz greats Randy and Michael musical celebration for an hour or two next moment, and you have jazz. No two perfor Brecker. weekend. An all-session pass is only $7. mances are the same. Improvisation is a hit The Festival is not run as a competition; Tickets for Friday night are $4, and for or-mis$ endeavor, but for thirty~four years, commendations are given for the excellence Saturday afternoon and night they are $2 the musicians at the Jazz Festival have been of particular groups or individuals, but it is and $3 respectively. They are sold at the providing their listeners with an over primarily a chance for student jazz musicians door and at LaFortune in advance. So set • SR 23 At Ironwood whelming majority of hits. from across the country to learn from one aside a few dollars. You are into life? So go. • US 31 N(By North Village Mall) . The Notre Dame Collegiate Jazz Festival another and from the highly-respected panel You owe it to yourself. 0 terviewed acknowledged a recognition of men and graduate students, Campus Minis which anyone is welcome to attend." Catholicism as an integral part of Notre try sponsors a Bible study that students from Although most non-Catholic~ were thank Dame which they must accept. Overall, they a wide variety of religious backgrounds are ful for these arrangements, many students, have turned their exposure to a different invited to attend. especially non-Christians, offered more sug religious environment into a learning expe "Students are pretty much at ease," ex gestions of other ways the university could rience. plained Father AI D' Alonzo, the coordina further accommodate them. "At Notre Dame, I have been exposed to tor of these prayer groups, "because most of "A first step would be some type of Christianity and Catholicism," said Rishab. these students have been brought up with multicultural center," said Daly, echoing the Jazzy Weekend "I've really gotten the feel of another reli some kind of Biblical tradition." Campus suggestion of a large number of the students gion, which has been educationaL" Ministry also sponsors interfaith retreats interviewed. "Coming out of that naturally Bokhari agreed: "Being at Notre Dame and Christian rallies. would be a type of inter-religious dialogue has made me into a much more thoughtful The Center for Social Concerns contrib which would open pe,ople's minds and foster On its 35th anniversary, the Collegiate Jazz Festival looks and a more devoted Muslim because I had utes by allowing different religious groups good-will between the faiths," he said. never been exposed to any kind of religious such as the Baptist Student Union and the to bring life to the Notre Dame campus institution before. It forced me to go back Muslim Student Association hold prayer ther students also proposed diversify and reevaluate and reconsider my religion. I meetings or Bible studies in its facility. O ing the faculty even more, more non was the frrst of its kind when it began in 1959, of professional artists who evaluate each realized that my religion is very much a part During Ramadam, a month-long period Christian religion courses, public by Catherine Hechmer of my identity, and I have gained a deeper when Muslims are supposed to fast from acknowledgement of the non-Catholics and served as a model for those that followed. group's performance and offer constructive and more thorough understanding of my sunrise to sunset, the university has made here, and excusing them from· classes on RE YOU INTO LIFE-intensity, pas In his 1986 book detailing the history of the criticism. Past judges include Stan Kenton, A festival, past festival chairperson Joseph Dizzy Gillespie, Henry Mancini, Wynton religion." arrangements so that they can eat their meals their important religious holidays. sion, energy, fun, spontaneity, i around these times. Overall, the students seemed to agree with beauty, freedom, excitement, power, Kuhn Carey credits the Notre Dame Jazz and Branford Marsalis, Herbie Hancock and ,> he university has made an effort in the When asked about other accommodations one student who said, "The whole thing is laughter, creativity, emotion, you know Festival and other college festivals that fol David Sanborn. This year's judges are Jon ! T past few years to make life more com made for non-Christians at Notre Dame, very complicated because I don't think the Life? If you believe that you are, then come lowed its lead as the driving force behind Faddis on trumpet, Jimmy Heath on tenor fortable for the non-Catholic students at FatherD' Alonzo replied, "We give them the university should abandon its Catholic mis .. to Stepan Center at 7:30 p.m. next Friday, legitimizing jazz education on a college level. saxophone, Mulgrew Miller on piano, Rufus Notre Dame. In addition to sending lists of opportunity to learn about what Christians sion; that's what it's here for." 0 April 2. AI Jarreau and Jim Pankow (who later Reid on bass and Carl Allen on drums. places of worship to all non-Catholic fresh- believe through a religious lecture series The annual Notre Dame Collegiate Jazz helped found the rock group Chicago) ap At Notre Dame, one does not often have Festival looks to offer one of best slices of peared at the Festival as college students, as the opportunity to meet students from other LIFE this place has to offer. universities, much less get to Rarely are welucky enough (for hear them perform Listening to less than $10) to hear one great a group from M.I.T. might dispel "-Afl!J artist perform. To have five of a few stereotypes about engi ~, SUBWA'Y Has A Sandwich ~1'!.!iil·N the best, together on one stage, neers. In addition, this year's giving voice to life as few people festival includes two groups can-this is a privilege not to be from Notre Dame, bands from For ANY Size Appetite!!! taken for granted. Purdue, Western Michigan, In fact, the Jazz Festival offers Eastern Illinois, Northern Iowa, a truly 'once-in-a-lifetime' op William Paterson College, the Light Appetites: Big Appetites: portunity, because the music Crane School of Music and that will be played here on that Michigan State, who will be 6 Inch Meatball Sub 6 Foot Party Sub first weekend in April will never joined by former Chicago jazz be played again. The heart of legend Bunley Green. It is a .jazz is improvisation. The jazz "collegiate" event, and college artist essentially recreates a is about education. And education is about LIFE. piece of music every time he or. The Fredonia Jazz Ensemble practices for the If you have decided that you are she plays it. Take a basic tune, upcoming Collegiate J~zz Festival. add p&ssion, humor, romance, into Life, do not miss the chance . joy or pain, or whatever else to immerse yourself in Life's (Life) the artist feels like expressing at that did current jazz greats Randy and Michael musical celebration for an hour or two next moment, and you have jazz. No two perfor Brecker. weekend. An all-session pass is only $7. mances are the same. Improvisation is a hit The Festival is not run as a competition; Tickets for Friday night are $4, and for or-mis$ endeavor, but for thirty~four years, commendations are given for the excellence Saturday afternoon and night they are $2 the musicians at the Jazz Festival have been of particular groups or individuals, but it is and $3 respectively. They are sold at the providing their listeners with an over primarily a chance for student jazz musicians door and at LaFortune in advance. So set • SR 23 At Ironwood whelming majority of hits. from across the country to learn from one aside a few dollars. You are into life? So go. • US 31 N(By North Village Mall) . The Notre Dame Collegiate Jazz Festival another and from the highly-respected panel You owe it to yourself. 0 I • / ,/ i I Serzd information for your event to: Jenny Tate, Coming Distractions, Scholastic Magazine, 303 LaFortune, or call 239-7569. Thursday 25 Friday 26 Saturday 27 Sunday 28 Tuesday 30 TOUCH FUm: "Women in Love," 7:00 p.m., Forum: "Conflicts Over Granting Full Lacrosse: Notre Dame vs. Hobart, Concert: Faculty Ensemble, Notre Snite, $2. FOUR Clergy Rights to Women: A Comparitive Moose Krause Field, 2:00 p.m .. Dame String Trio, Washington Hall, FUm: "La Nuit de Varermes" 9:30 p.m., and Historical Approach," Mark Chavez, FUm: "The Nasty Gir!," 7:30 & 9:30 2:00p.m. Snite,$2. 12:15 p.m., 131 Decio. p.m., Snite, $2. Sopbomore Siblings Weekend Softball: Notre Dame vs.Indiana Wednesday 31 Lecture: "Journey of Hope," Robert Gross, Nn1rfh"up.c:1'Pn1 Movie: "Under Siege," 8:00 & 10:30 University, 3:00 p.m. Softball: Notre Dame vs. Western Michi Journey of Hope coordinator and Ruth p.m., Cushing Auditorium, $2. gan, 3:00p.m. Andrews,Victim and Offender ReconcUia- Lecture: "A New Paradigm in the Sociol Sophomore Siblings Weekend tion Program, 12:00 p.m., Courtroom, Law ogy of American Religion," .R. Stephen School. . ,University of minois, 3:30 p.m., Monday 29 Seminar: "Institutional Changes in the U.S. Dame Room, LaFortune. FUm: "Bad Timing/Sei1sual Obsession," Presidency: the Case of the Progressive "",----"-- Notre Dame women vs. Miami 7:00 p.m., Snite, $2. . Era," Peri E. Arnold, 4:15 p.m., Room C- University (Ohio),4:00p.m., Eck Pavilion. Films: "Inauguration of Pleasure Dome," 103Uesburgh Center. . Keynote Address: ''Thinking and Acting: .l "Divinations," "Peyote Queen," "Shaman" Lecture: "Government and Tribal Rela- Challenge of Undergraduate Peace' , and "PieceMandala/Fnd War," 9:15 p.m., tions," Jerry Hill,7:00 p.m., 117 Hagger Education," Anthony Bing, Earlham '.:Snite, $2. Hall. College, 7:00 p.m., Hesburgh Center , Lecture Series: ''Thinking Anew about Visiting Artist Lecture Series: "Bernini's Public Issues," Alex Kotlowitz, author, Bust of the Savior and the Problem of the 7:30 p.m., Library Auditorium. Homeless in the 17th Century Rome," Irving Lavin, Princeton University,7:30 . p.m.,Sni~ . . Movie: "Die Hard 2," 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., Cushing Auditorium, $2. : I • / ,/ i I Serzd information for your event to: Jenny Tate, Coming Distractions, Scholastic Magazine, 303 LaFortune, or call 239-7569. Thursday 25 Friday 26 Saturday 27 Sunday 28 Tuesday 30 TOUCH FUm: "Women in Love," 7:00 p.m., Forum: "Conflicts Over Granting Full Lacrosse: Notre Dame vs. Hobart, Concert: Faculty Ensemble, Notre Snite, $2. FOUR Clergy Rights to Women: A Comparitive Moose Krause Field, 2:00 p.m .. Dame String Trio, Washington Hall, FUm: "La Nuit de Varermes" 9:30 p.m., and Historical Approach," Mark Chavez, FUm: "The Nasty Gir!," 7:30 & 9:30 2:00p.m. Snite,$2. 12:15 p.m., 131 Decio. p.m., Snite, $2. Sopbomore Siblings Weekend Softball: Notre Dame vs.Indiana Wednesday 31 Lecture: "Journey of Hope," Robert Gross, Nn1rfh"up.c:1'Pn1 Movie: "Under Siege," 8:00 & 10:30 University, 3:00 p.m. Softball: Notre Dame vs. Western Michi Journey of Hope coordinator and Ruth p.m., Cushing Auditorium, $2. gan, 3:00p.m. Andrews,Victim and Offender ReconcUia- Lecture: "A New Paradigm in the Sociol Sophomore Siblings Weekend tion Program, 12:00 p.m., Courtroom, Law ogy of American Religion," .R. Stephen School. . ,University of minois, 3:30 p.m., Monday 29 Seminar: "Institutional Changes in the U.S. Dame Room, LaFortune. FUm: "Bad Timing/Sei1sual Obsession," Presidency: the Case of the Progressive "",----"-- Notre Dame women vs. Miami 7:00 p.m., Snite, $2. . Era," Peri E. Arnold, 4:15 p.m., Room C- University (Ohio),4:00p.m., Eck Pavilion. Films: "Inauguration of Pleasure Dome," 103Uesburgh Center. . Keynote Address: ''Thinking and Acting: .l "Divinations," "Peyote Queen," "Shaman" Lecture: "Government and Tribal Rela- Challenge of Undergraduate Peace' , and "PieceMandala/Fnd War," 9:15 p.m., tions," Jerry Hill,7:00 p.m., 117 Hagger Education," Anthony Bing, Earlham '.:Snite, $2. Hall. College, 7:00 p.m., Hesburgh Center , Lecture Series: ''Thinking Anew about Visiting Artist Lecture Series: "Bernini's Public Issues," Alex Kotlowitz, author, Bust of the Savior and the Problem of the 7:30 p.m., Library Auditorium. Homeless in the 17th Century Rome," Irving Lavin, Princeton University,7:30 . p.m.,Sni~ . . Movie: "Die Hard 2," 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., Cushing Auditorium, $2. : athletes are eating in a healthy manner. Bend. ily. And the third student has a medical "To tell you the honest truth, I eat more "I would have been more understanding if problem that makes campus living impos junk In the dining hall with them serving they had made the decision earlier," re sible. noodle cooble than if I could cook for my marked Miller. Miller, on a partial scholarship, was angry self," said Walsh. "They said they made the When the board decided to institute a 'DonnSweet'Donn decision in the best interests of the students. program for athletes on scholarship to live After a controversial ruling,Notre Dame athletic scholarship But I would eat better and it would be off campus in 1992, the athletic department "Since some people have cheaper if I lived off." sent letters to all juniors informing them of a full scholarship, they winners will be required to call Notre Dame home Others argue that athletes who don't live their option to live off campus. The letter also explained that this was just a trial pro have enough money to gram. However, because the letter was sent keep a room off campus. ments in the fall semester. "I have a tuition by Amanda Clinton he would be unhappy ifI didn't find a person only to juniors, some of the then sophomores That shows this rule isn't ButN otre Dame assistant athletic director to replace me. But people are already set in scholarship," Miller (now juniors) did not know that they might hat did you do on January 29, 1993? Missy Conboy said that the athletic depart what they are doing next year. He told me I not have the opportunity to live off campus effective," explained W Can you remember? For a group of stated. "They don't pay ment told coaches their players shouldn't should be able to find a person to replace me as well during their senior year. Walsh. Notre Dame juniors on athletic scholarships, sign any off-campus housing contracts until because they are lots of friendly people on for my room and board, "They claimed that everyone knew that it that Friday is difficult to forget. the Faculty Board in Control of Athletics campus." was experimental but no one did, players or When junior Chris Ross received his on voted on the policy. The board voted to discontinue the off- but they tell me what to coaches. I thought it was permanent," said that the board turned down her appeal to live campus housing contract in the mail after "We told coaches prior to Christmas that do." Ross. off campus. Christmas, he tossed it aside and forgot their players should not sign any contracts Many athletes are angered that the board "I have a tuition scholarship," Miller about it. He had already signed a lease and until the board met in late January," Conboy based its decision on a six month trial period. stated. "They don't pay for my room and made arrangements fornext year to live with remarked. "But I can't tell you that every in the dorms tend to live with players from "They said that they would give it a year board, but they tell me what to do." a group of his friends in a house off campus. coach sat down and communicated it to their their respective teams and are not an active but they didn't," said Miller. "I don't think Besides the three exceptions, all other But on January 29, just two working days teams." part of the student body. they ever had any intention of changing it scholarship athletes are required to live in before Notre Dame housing contracts were Despite already signing a lease, putting "I don't agree with that at all," Walsh permanently. " the dorms and the athletic department plans due, Ross, a member of the track team who down money to reserve a house and discus argued. "When you move off campus you Athletes who already signed leases are to· crack down on athletes who try to get attends Notre Dame on a partial athletic sions with Rosenthal, Ross was told to turn live in with acommunity of students. You're also upset by the money they lost. However, away with living off campus. scholarship, was informed he would not be in his housing contract and arrange to live on more isolated in the dorms because you Conboy said Rosenthal is working to help "Dick will tell the athletes that if they are permitted by the university to live off cam campus next year. don't meet as many people .... What kind of students get their deposits back. At the same not in the dorm and do not have a vital pus. "Mr. Rosenthal said that I could make new a community is it anyway when all the time, the athletic department maintained that presence, then they are risking their scholar In a controversial decision, the Faculty friends my senior year," Ross said. campus program for scholarship athletes seniors move off and you're stuck in the students shouldn't have signed leases·until ships," stated Conboy. ~ \ Board in Control of Athletics voted to re The decision to change the policy came as . because of reasons ranging from class atten dOmi by yourself?" the decision of the board was announced. In the past, when scholarship athletes quire all scholarship athletes to live on cam a surprise to many because just last year, for dance to nutrition to exclusiveness. At the same time, not all athletes want to While many athletes appealed the board's were not allowed to live off campus, there pus. The board is comprised of representa the first time in Notre Dame history, seniors "If you live in Walshm, you have a much live with team members. Both Chris Ross were some students who broke this rule tives from every college at Notre Dame as on athletic scholarships were allowed to live better chance of making it to class on a and Carrie Miller were planning on living anyway. Athletes on partial scholarship are well as several administrators - Patricia off campus. snowy day than someone living at Campus with friends who are noton the track team or the first to say that students on full scholar O'Hara, vice president of student affairs; Fr. The board decided in 1992 to allow seniol; View," Conboy said. softball team respectively. ship sometimes have enough money to se William Beauchamp, executive vice athletes on scholarships to live off campus Some argue that Notre Dame's reputation Despite all these concerns, the board did cretly afford keeping a room off campus. presiden't and Richard Rosenthal, athletic because of both an increase in scholarships depends on the actions of its athletes. not say that any of these reasons were a "Since some people have a full scholar director. and a demand by athletes to be treated in the "Notre Dame prides itSelf on being a cause for the change of the policy. ship, they have enough money to keep a On January 27, the Notre Dame athletic same way as other students, a gUideline of residential campus. If an athlete isn't going ''There was nota single problem or behav room off campus; That shows this rule is not the NCAA. to class it effects the university~ Ifthey have ior that caused the reversal. There were no effective," explained Walsh. The policy operated by directing scholar to come back for a fifth year it hurts our disciplinary problems. The board had a At this point there are no plans to ask the ship money first toward tuition, then to a reputation and hurts us financially," ·ex slight change in faculty makeup. New board to reconsider its decision. meal plan and fimilly to a stipend for off plained Conboy. people support different things," com "I don't think it will be a year to year campus housing. The board was also worried that students mented Conboy. proposition," said Notre Dameassistantath Junior softball player Carrie Miller also living off campus were not eating with Although the decision to require scholar decision, three athletes were allowed to letic director Brian Boulac. "If there are made arrangements to live off campus on the health concerns in mind. ship athletes to remain on campus did anger make arrangements to live off campus next enough new people on the board, then they assumption that the policy would remain in "There is also a nutritional concern," re many students, some were more upset with year due to special circumstances. One stu will vote again." department sent a letter to all coaches in place for her senior year. marked Conboy. "People might not like the the way the board handled communicating dentis enrolled in the graduate school. Notre In the meantime, Chris Ross, Carrie forming them that the board decided· to re "I am supposed to live with three people dining hall but at least it attempts to serve the its decision than the actual decision itself. Dame policy allows graduate students to live Miller, Jen Walsh and many others will have verse the policy which had allowed scholar next year, and none of them are here. Two four food groups." One of the details the board overlooked off campus. Another student will be going to be content living under the shadow of the ship athletes to live off campus. 'The board are abroad, and one is not here this semester Jen Walsh, a junior on a soccer scholar was the short notice given to athletes to home frequently to visit a parent with an golden dome for another year despite their neglected to realize that students who want because of financial reasons," said Miller. "I ship, argues that just because the dining hall make arrangements to live at Notre Dame illness. An off-campus living arrangement. efforts and desire to live off campus. 0 to live off campus have to make arrange- talked to Rosenthal a few times. He told me serves a variety of foods doesn't mean that and change their plans from living in South will be less expensive for that student's fam-

j athletes are eating in a healthy manner. Bend. ily. And the third student has a medical "To tell you the honest truth, I eat more "I would have been more understanding if problem that makes campus living impos junk In the dining hall with them serving they had made the decision earlier," re sible. noodle cooble than if I could cook for my marked Miller. Miller, on a partial scholarship, was angry self," said Walsh. "They said they made the When the board decided to institute a 'DonnSweet'Donn decision in the best interests of the students. program for athletes on scholarship to live After a controversial ruling,Notre Dame athletic scholarship But I would eat better and it would be off campus in 1992, the athletic department "Since some people have cheaper if I lived off." sent letters to all juniors informing them of a full scholarship, they winners will be required to call Notre Dame home Others argue that athletes who don't live their option to live off campus. The letter also explained that this was just a trial pro have enough money to gram. However, because the letter was sent keep a room off campus. ments in the fall semester. "I have a tuition by Amanda Clinton he would be unhappy ifI didn't find a person only to juniors, some of the then sophomores That shows this rule isn't ButN otre Dame assistant athletic director to replace me. But people are already set in scholarship," Miller (now juniors) did not know that they might hat did you do on January 29, 1993? Missy Conboy said that the athletic depart what they are doing next year. He told me I not have the opportunity to live off campus effective," explained W Can you remember? For a group of stated. "They don't pay ment told coaches their players shouldn't should be able to find a person to replace me as well during their senior year. Walsh. Notre Dame juniors on athletic scholarships, sign any off-campus housing contracts until because they are lots of friendly people on for my room and board, "They claimed that everyone knew that it that Friday is difficult to forget. the Faculty Board in Control of Athletics campus." was experimental but no one did, players or When junior Chris Ross received his on voted on the policy. The board voted to discontinue the off- but they tell me what to coaches. I thought it was permanent," said that the board turned down her appeal to live campus housing contract in the mail after "We told coaches prior to Christmas that do." Ross. off campus. Christmas, he tossed it aside and forgot their players should not sign any contracts Many athletes are angered that the board "I have a tuition scholarship," Miller about it. He had already signed a lease and until the board met in late January," Conboy based its decision on a six month trial period. stated. "They don't pay for my room and made arrangements fornext year to live with remarked. "But I can't tell you that every in the dorms tend to live with players from "They said that they would give it a year board, but they tell me what to do." a group of his friends in a house off campus. coach sat down and communicated it to their their respective teams and are not an active but they didn't," said Miller. "I don't think Besides the three exceptions, all other But on January 29, just two working days teams." part of the student body. they ever had any intention of changing it scholarship athletes are required to live in before Notre Dame housing contracts were Despite already signing a lease, putting "I don't agree with that at all," Walsh permanently. " the dorms and the athletic department plans due, Ross, a member of the track team who down money to reserve a house and discus argued. "When you move off campus you Athletes who already signed leases are to· crack down on athletes who try to get attends Notre Dame on a partial athletic sions with Rosenthal, Ross was told to turn live in with acommunity of students. You're also upset by the money they lost. However, away with living off campus. scholarship, was informed he would not be in his housing contract and arrange to live on more isolated in the dorms because you Conboy said Rosenthal is working to help "Dick will tell the athletes that if they are permitted by the university to live off cam campus next year. don't meet as many people .... What kind of students get their deposits back. At the same not in the dorm and do not have a vital pus. "Mr. Rosenthal said that I could make new a community is it anyway when all the time, the athletic department maintained that presence, then they are risking their scholar In a controversial decision, the Faculty friends my senior year," Ross said. campus program for scholarship athletes seniors move off and you're stuck in the students shouldn't have signed leases·until ships," stated Conboy. ~ \ Board in Control of Athletics voted to re The decision to change the policy came as . because of reasons ranging from class atten dOmi by yourself?" the decision of the board was announced. In the past, when scholarship athletes quire all scholarship athletes to live on cam a surprise to many because just last year, for dance to nutrition to exclusiveness. At the same time, not all athletes want to While many athletes appealed the board's were not allowed to live off campus, there pus. The board is comprised of representa the first time in Notre Dame history, seniors "If you live in Walshm, you have a much live with team members. Both Chris Ross were some students who broke this rule tives from every college at Notre Dame as on athletic scholarships were allowed to live better chance of making it to class on a and Carrie Miller were planning on living anyway. Athletes on partial scholarship are well as several administrators - Patricia off campus. snowy day than someone living at Campus with friends who are noton the track team or the first to say that students on full scholar O'Hara, vice president of student affairs; Fr. The board decided in 1992 to allow seniol; View," Conboy said. softball team respectively. ship sometimes have enough money to se William Beauchamp, executive vice athletes on scholarships to live off campus Some argue that Notre Dame's reputation Despite all these concerns, the board did cretly afford keeping a room off campus. presiden't and Richard Rosenthal, athletic because of both an increase in scholarships depends on the actions of its athletes. not say that any of these reasons were a "Since some people have a full scholar director. and a demand by athletes to be treated in the "Notre Dame prides itSelf on being a cause for the change of the policy. ship, they have enough money to keep a On January 27, the Notre Dame athletic same way as other students, a gUideline of residential campus. If an athlete isn't going ''There was nota single problem or behav room off campus; That shows this rule is not the NCAA. to class it effects the university~ Ifthey have ior that caused the reversal. There were no effective," explained Walsh. The policy operated by directing scholar to come back for a fifth year it hurts our disciplinary problems. The board had a At this point there are no plans to ask the ship money first toward tuition, then to a reputation and hurts us financially," ·ex slight change in faculty makeup. New board to reconsider its decision. meal plan and fimilly to a stipend for off plained Conboy. people support different things," com "I don't think it will be a year to year campus housing. The board was also worried that students mented Conboy. proposition," said Notre Dameassistantath Junior softball player Carrie Miller also living off campus were not eating with Although the decision to require scholar decision, three athletes were allowed to letic director Brian Boulac. "If there are made arrangements to live off campus on the health concerns in mind. ship athletes to remain on campus did anger make arrangements to live off campus next enough new people on the board, then they assumption that the policy would remain in "There is also a nutritional concern," re many students, some were more upset with year due to special circumstances. One stu will vote again." department sent a letter to all coaches in place for her senior year. marked Conboy. "People might not like the the way the board handled communicating dentis enrolled in the graduate school. Notre In the meantime, Chris Ross, Carrie forming them that the board decided· to re "I am supposed to live with three people dining hall but at least it attempts to serve the its decision than the actual decision itself. Dame policy allows graduate students to live Miller, Jen Walsh and many others will have verse the policy which had allowed scholar next year, and none of them are here. Two four food groups." One of the details the board overlooked off campus. Another student will be going to be content living under the shadow of the ship athletes to live off campus. 'The board are abroad, and one is not here this semester Jen Walsh, a junior on a soccer scholar was the short notice given to athletes to home frequently to visit a parent with an golden dome for another year despite their neglected to realize that students who want because of financial reasons," said Miller. "I ship, argues that just because the dining hall make arrangements to live at Notre Dame illness. An off-campus living arrangement. efforts and desire to live off campus. 0 to live off campus have to make arrange- talked to Rosenthal a few times. He told me serves a variety of foods doesn't mean that and change their plans from living in South will be less expensive for that student's fam-

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Receiving the handiwork of these players Connoyer is moving over to short from Ifthe recent spring break trip is any indica will be catchers Sara Hayes and Andrea second base. Always under control, she tion of the future, the Irish will have no Keys., Because the Irish sometimes play makes the tough plays. She'll be working problems competing with these teams. Play three games in a day, it is necessary to have closely with Cline, a real competitor who ing against squads from California, Notre two catchers. Both sophomores, Hayes and is, according to Coach Miller, playing be Dame took on some of the top competion in Keys have done excellent jobs in directing yond her expectations. the country. The Irish ended up defeating five the defense. Hayes was a member of the Pinter is, at this point, the most improved regionally-ranked teams. Coach Miller is MCC All-Tournament Team and was MCC player on the squad. She is extremely quick quick to add that teams from California have Newcomer of the Year in her freshman cam on defense said Coach Miller. the advantages of warm weather, and can do Lead by first year head coach Liz Miller, the Notre Dame softball paign. She led the team with a .296 batting The outfield is led by Ronny Alvarez in a lot more in practice. average and six home runs. center. She is joined by Carrie Miller in left The goals which Coach Miller has set for team is racing past the competition Hayes and Keys are also splitting time at and senior Lisa Miller in right. When Carrie this team are very clear: win the MCC and Miller is on the mound, junior Amy Reuter gain national recognition. While it will be new head coach Liz Miller. It is time, she "She's very intense. She's made the team third base, filling in for the injured Debbie difficult for the squad to make the NCAA's by Jeff Weghorst says, to take the next step and enter Phase II. intense. I think that within the next two or Boulac. The cbrner~ is particularly hot this sees action. Sophomore Liz Goetz has also this year, it is important that the rest of the Miller knows all about winning. A coach at season because the NCAA has introduced a seen some playing time; three years Notre Dame will be going to the country learn to take Notre Dame seriously: he Notre Dame softball team is like a Lake Michigan College for over a decade, new, solid poly-core ball. According to Coach Miller expects that both Alvarez T NCAA's all the time," explained senior Then, in the future, the Irish will be strongly Porsche. When the squad began var she brings a wealth of experience to the team. Ronny Alvarez .. Coach Miller, this ball is livelier, making the and Lisa Miller will frustrate opponents considered for a tournament invitation. sity competition just four seasons ago, it She led LMC to 12 conference champion game more exciting for the fans and really with their base stealing abilities. Lisa Miller's job, however, has been made Co-captain Alvarez also has a goal in sped on the expressway to success. It be ships, 11 regional titles and top ten national exciting for the third baseman. The fielder Miller also has the strongest arm on the easier by the strong senior leadership of the mind. She wants the Irish to stay intense, came addicted to the passing lane. The com rankings on ten occasions. team. Alvarez and Staci Alford captain the should either be quick on her toes or be ready team, stated Coach Miller. The Irish face their toughest schedule even when they are playing the teams they're petition didn't see it coming. She claims that Notre Dame was the only squad and are joined in the leadership role to invest in some ice packs. ever this year, playing regionally-ranked supposed to beat. This squad, she claims, will Vrooom! There goes the Midwestern Col place that she would have left LMC for. , by four other seniors. Unfortunately, two of "The new ball makes it harder," explained not be "just showing up" for any of its con legiate Conference. "I've alwlilYs had a preference for the small these players are on the injury list. Debbie Coach Miller, "A lot of third basemen wear teams like Missouri, Western Illinois and tests. , Vrooom! There, goes about thirty other school atmosphere. Even though Notre Boulac has been sidelined with a stress mouthguards." the University of South Florida. Coach Miller thinks their toughest game will be It sounds like this team is ready to shift regionally-ranked teams. Dame is Division I, it has that small school fracture in her foot .while Sheri Quinn is ,Rounding out the infield will be junior against the University of Illinois-Chicago, gears again. Let the competition be warned. Vrooom! There's the exit for national ~tmosphere." , battling mononucleosis. Christy Connoyer at shortstop, sophomore You're about to be ... recognition. Speed up! . Miller's coaching philosophy is simple: "The seniors have been doing a' great job Michele Cline at second base and junior the only team which has beaten number one Vrooom! 0 Entering its fifth season of play, the basic fundamentals and aggressiveness. thus far. This is the most non-cliqued team Stephanie Pinter at first. Michigan. . , I strength of the Notre Dame softball squad is Teams that have the fundamentals down pat I've ever coached. That really helps our no longer a secret. The foundation has been avoid slumps. Aggressiveness generates of- , chemistry, and it makes it more fun to coach MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK FEMALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK built. The Irish have become atarget for the fense. Coach Miller demands that her squad them too," said Coach Miller. competition. Ranked sixth in the region, the take the smart risks and be prepared to steal "There's a healthy competition," ex team welcomes the challenges posed to it by bases. plained Alvarez, "It's a team of everyone wanting to. play." There's certainly competition for start ing spots on this squad as the team has depth at every position. , The Irish are blessed with four excellent pitchers. The staff, led by Staci Alford, will , take pleasure in driving hitters batty. Alford, a finesse pitcher, fits well into Coach Miller's game plan and she comple ments the rest of the staff very well. "She can be a starter, but she's the best relief pitcher that I've ever coached. She has great pitch location, and a great change up," stated Coach Miller. ' Joining Alford on the pitching staff are junior Carrie Miller, and freshmen Terri 'Randy Colley: Colley, a junior from Wilton, cr, led the Notre Tanya Williams: Williams, a senior from Fort Lauderdale, FL, broke Kobata and Kara Brandenburger. Carrie Dame lacrosse team to victory against the University of Maryland her personal records in the 100- and 200-yard breaststrokes at the ",Miller uses her curve ball to work and set up Baltimore Coimty last weekend. The Retrievers were ranked 19th in NCAA championship swimming meet last weekend. In the200-yard batters .. the country at the time. Colley, an attackman, tallied five goals during individual medley, Williams swam her fastest time this season. She "There wasn't much of an adjustment the game. Because of this win, the Irish are now the 16th best team is the only swimmer in Irish history to qualify for the NCAAs four After leading the Lake Michigan College softball team to 12 period for the freshmen," said Alford conference championships, Liz Miller Is now directing the Notre Dame in the nation. times. . softball team to success. "There is confidence in both/' ' Ten Tales of Pixiedust Hammered into a Box by Tony Leonardo stories upon that particular topic. An ex how about 10 airplane-sized bottles?" ample would be something like this: "Uh, sure. Sounds good to me." "Great, its Reviews of the latest Frank Black, Hammerbox and Sting albums with Brad Keck Ring, ring. "Hello, Scholastic?" "Hi, been a pleasure talking to you Tony, and I T his is the new Out of Bounds writer/ my name is ChetLemon, I'm calling from hope to be talking to you some more in the "Hang On To Your Ego." Other standout an intensity on Numb that continues over the Entertainment editor for the upcom the P.R. flrm Z and we're representing future." By Kevin McDonough cuts include "Ten Percenter," "Brackish course of the entire album. His beautiful ing year, and let me tell you, I am enjoying Brand X vodka, an exquisite mouth-water And Voila! An article on tasty Brand X Boy," and an incredible instrumental, craftsmanship concludes with "Anywhere my journalistic freedom and imminent ing - (insert glorious paragraph praising vodka appears. This method is both good rank Black, a.k.a Black Francis, nee FCharles Thompson, aka crazed lead "Tossed," that will grind its way through But Here," a sonic composition that really power. In fact, just to exercise "and bad. It's great for me because your eardrums after a few plays. This "big shows the listener that this musician knows my power, I might change the -----"" I get all of the free stuff, but it singer of the former Massachusetts legend the Pixies. Now that the Pixies have split up, eponymous debut album" by Frank Black what the hell he is doing. column's name to "In Bounds" or tends to undermine my journalis will be a tasty dish for anyone with an There are also quite a few bands that have "No Bounds" or maybe just to tic integrity. However, I must Black is embarking on that path that all former lead singers attempt to traverse: the appetite for quality music. He will probably a female lead-singer as' a twist on the typical "Stuff', but in any case the ideas admit that this does not happen be stopping in Chicago around mid-April, so "four-man" line-up, but Carrie Akre pos 'i',i behind the column will more than here at Scholastic because ourcir solo album. Black has done a great job with I'I this self-titled album and shows no signs of watch "Out of Bounds" for details. Hope to sesses a beauty in her voice that is a perfect 1 likely remain the same. And for I culationisnotlarge. Butwouldn't complement to the aggressive style of music ,! this reason I must credit the in it be nice? missing his old band mates. The flfteen songs on this album are both a wonderful that is pounding behind her. On songs such domi tableJ. Bradley Keckfor his , Movie Buzz as "Blur," "Trip" and "God," her voice flows editorship over the past year and reminder of how good the Pixies were, and Yes! The elite Oscars are fl above the music but dips right down with a the smooth transition of this posi a pleasant introduction to the new influences nally about to arrive, and boy has tiny gutteral feel that blends as if in tandem tion. Suggestions to the column he is using and those he is creating. the medill kept us slobbering. Is it However much one would like to avoid with Atkins' bass. are always welcome, though The flrst single and lead track, "Hole," is just me, or did you already think comparisons with Black's former band, they shor,t nasty little letters compar a two and one-half minute jauntthat softly they were held too? I swear this cannot be avoided completely. The flfteen ing me to a plate of pasta are not. pounds your brain to warm you up for the Oscar thing has been hyped for songs on this album can definitely stand on P.R. Please next two, "Hed" and "No." These two are the past month. But it's finally their own, but they are reminiscent of the Just what goes into journalistic here on Monday. The inside Pixies only because Black was the composer probably the most aggressive on the album while at the same time staying away from entertainment columns anyway? scoop sez that Clint Eastwood's of 90 percent of the Pixies' music and 93 How do I decide what to put in Unforgiven is a lock to sweep percent of his current album. ' eardrum bursting levels. Numb is a great album that will definitely this week's section? And just most of the awards including best The flrst single and track from the album see you there. please the listener; I suggest picking up a how do I flnd out about all this picture, best director (Eastwood), is "Los Angeles," with a hard consonant "g" The second album I encourage you to pick copy. Hammerbox will be appearing with entertaining stuff to watch, lis and best supporting actor (Gene being the correct pronunciation. This song up sometime soon is the major-label debut King Missile in Chicago on April 11 and at ten, or do? Well, folks, that's Hackman.) The big movies with sets the trend for the rest of the album with its of Hammerbox. After getting its start on the the State Theatre in Kalamazoo on April 13. where the miracle of capitalism the most nominations include abrasive but beautiful mix of acoustic and comes into play. A friend of mine wonderful independent label C/Z, home of Check them out. Unforgiven, The Crying Game, electric guitars combined with the keyboard other great rock groups like Treepeople and worked for a P.R. flrm this past Howard's End, Malcolm X, A work of Eric Feldman, from the avant-garde The Oits, Hammerbox has created for A&M summer in Manhattan, and I was Few Good Men, Scent of a musical outflt Pere Ubu. regularly informed of the pro a twelve song gem entitled Numb. Woman, Aladdin, and The Player. The second track, "I Heard Ramona Hammerbox is not a grunge band, nor is it ceedings of these press-release Marky Mark Sing," is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the (henceP.R.) monsters. His firm a shoddy concoction ofU-93 pop music, but Unmarked Ramones. He sings, "I had so many prob these four musicians have culled influences represented mostly magazines, lems; they walked right in and they solved According to an anonymous from both these worlds and blended styles but they also represented such them." The music is slow and a bitjangly diverse subjects as vodka, a rap source, rap artist and model that allow them to defy categorization. which complements the slighty skewed hu Drummer Dave Bosch is solid and talented, Marky Mark, unwashed and heathen, ap~ spokesman, and collectible cars. His job mor of the 80' s pop-culture lyrics. Near the Brand X vodka) - and since we know this pears on this month's cover ofPlaygirl with as is guitarist Harris Thurmond, but the other was to call up magazines, newspapers and close of the song Black croons "If they ever T.V. shows and promote his particular is a collegiate weekly, an article on Brand the brazen headline "What Comes Be two members of Hammerbox are the factors X will flt right in with other interests of retire, I hope they pull a Menudo." Scary that raise this band above most of the edgy e< Him and His Calvins?" Marky Mark product. Since my friend was particularly tw~n thought. your clientele. This helps both you aI}d I has also been spotted on a poster wearing pop contenders out there. A good deal of weasely and convincing over the phone, he The album is a complete collection with had great success wheedling newspapers out. Let me fax you some information on Notre Dame boxers instead of his calvins. bass players these days have a tendency to everything from Come On Pilgrim era Pix and magazines into writing little articles or Brand X right now, and send you some We know what's under those. appear comatose during a song ( i.e. U2's sample sizes if I can - well yes, I can - more stuff on page 24 .. ies sound to a cover of the Beach Boys' Adam Clayton), but James Atkins displays Continued on page 24 Ten Tales of Pixiedust Hammered into a Box by Tony Leonardo stories upon that particular topic. An ex how about 10 airplane-sized bottles?" ample would be something like this: "Uh, sure. Sounds good to me." "Great, its Reviews of the latest Frank Black, Hammerbox and Sting albums with Brad Keck Ring, ring. "Hello, Scholastic?" "Hi, been a pleasure talking to you Tony, and I T his is the new Out of Bounds writer/ my name is ChetLemon, I'm calling from hope to be talking to you some more in the "Hang On To Your Ego." Other standout an intensity on Numb that continues over the Entertainment editor for the upcom the P.R. flrm Z and we're representing future." By Kevin McDonough cuts include "Ten Percenter," "Brackish course of the entire album. His beautiful ing year, and let me tell you, I am enjoying Brand X vodka, an exquisite mouth-water And Voila! An article on tasty Brand X Boy," and an incredible instrumental, craftsmanship concludes with "Anywhere my journalistic freedom and imminent ing - (insert glorious paragraph praising vodka appears. This method is both good rank Black, a.k.a Black Francis, nee FCharles Thompson, aka crazed lead "Tossed," that will grind its way through But Here," a sonic composition that really power. In fact, just to exercise "and bad. It's great for me because your eardrums after a few plays. This "big shows the listener that this musician knows my power, I might change the -----"" I get all of the free stuff, but it singer of the former Massachusetts legend the Pixies. Now that the Pixies have split up, eponymous debut album" by Frank Black what the hell he is doing. column's name to "In Bounds" or tends to undermine my journalis will be a tasty dish for anyone with an There are also quite a few bands that have "No Bounds" or maybe just to tic integrity. However, I must Black is embarking on that path that all former lead singers attempt to traverse: the appetite for quality music. He will probably a female lead-singer as' a twist on the typical "Stuff', but in any case the ideas admit that this does not happen be stopping in Chicago around mid-April, so "four-man" line-up, but Carrie Akre pos 'i',i behind the column will more than here at Scholastic because ourcir solo album. Black has done a great job with I'I this self-titled album and shows no signs of watch "Out of Bounds" for details. Hope to sesses a beauty in her voice that is a perfect 1 likely remain the same. And for I culationisnotlarge. Butwouldn't complement to the aggressive style of music ,! this reason I must credit the in it be nice? missing his old band mates. The flfteen songs on this album are both a wonderful that is pounding behind her. On songs such domi tableJ. Bradley Keckfor his , Movie Buzz as "Blur," "Trip" and "God," her voice flows editorship over the past year and reminder of how good the Pixies were, and Yes! The elite Oscars are fl above the music but dips right down with a the smooth transition of this posi a pleasant introduction to the new influences nally about to arrive, and boy has tiny gutteral feel that blends as if in tandem tion. Suggestions to the column he is using and those he is creating. the medill kept us slobbering. Is it However much one would like to avoid with Atkins' bass. are always welcome, though The flrst single and lead track, "Hole," is just me, or did you already think comparisons with Black's former band, they shor,t nasty little letters compar a two and one-half minute jauntthat softly they were held too? I swear this cannot be avoided completely. The flfteen ing me to a plate of pasta are not. pounds your brain to warm you up for the Oscar thing has been hyped for songs on this album can definitely stand on P.R. Please next two, "Hed" and "No." These two are the past month. But it's finally their own, but they are reminiscent of the Just what goes into journalistic here on Monday. The inside Pixies only because Black was the composer probably the most aggressive on the album while at the same time staying away from entertainment columns anyway? scoop sez that Clint Eastwood's of 90 percent of the Pixies' music and 93 How do I decide what to put in Unforgiven is a lock to sweep percent of his current album. ' eardrum bursting levels. Numb is a great album that will definitely this week's section? And just most of the awards including best The flrst single and track from the album see you there. please the listener; I suggest picking up a how do I flnd out about all this picture, best director (Eastwood), is "Los Angeles," with a hard consonant "g" The second album I encourage you to pick copy. Hammerbox will be appearing with entertaining stuff to watch, lis and best supporting actor (Gene being the correct pronunciation. This song up sometime soon is the major-label debut King Missile in Chicago on April 11 and at ten, or do? Well, folks, that's Hackman.) The big movies with sets the trend for the rest of the album with its of Hammerbox. After getting its start on the the State Theatre in Kalamazoo on April 13. where the miracle of capitalism the most nominations include abrasive but beautiful mix of acoustic and comes into play. A friend of mine wonderful independent label C/Z, home of Check them out. Unforgiven, The Crying Game, electric guitars combined with the keyboard other great rock groups like Treepeople and worked for a P.R. flrm this past Howard's End, Malcolm X, A work of Eric Feldman, from the avant-garde The Oits, Hammerbox has created for A&M summer in Manhattan, and I was Few Good Men, Scent of a musical outflt Pere Ubu. regularly informed of the pro a twelve song gem entitled Numb. Woman, Aladdin, and The Player. The second track, "I Heard Ramona Hammerbox is not a grunge band, nor is it ceedings of these press-release Marky Mark Sing," is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the (henceP.R.) monsters. His firm a shoddy concoction ofU-93 pop music, but Unmarked Ramones. He sings, "I had so many prob these four musicians have culled influences represented mostly magazines, lems; they walked right in and they solved According to an anonymous from both these worlds and blended styles but they also represented such them." The music is slow and a bitjangly diverse subjects as vodka, a rap source, rap artist and model that allow them to defy categorization. which complements the slighty skewed hu Drummer Dave Bosch is solid and talented, Marky Mark, unwashed and heathen, ap~ spokesman, and collectible cars. His job mor of the 80' s pop-culture lyrics. Near the Brand X vodka) - and since we know this pears on this month's cover ofPlaygirl with as is guitarist Harris Thurmond, but the other was to call up magazines, newspapers and close of the song Black croons "If they ever T.V. shows and promote his particular is a collegiate weekly, an article on Brand the brazen headline "What Comes Be two members of Hammerbox are the factors X will flt right in with other interests of retire, I hope they pull a Menudo." Scary that raise this band above most of the edgy e< Him and His Calvins?" Marky Mark product. Since my friend was particularly tw~n thought. your clientele. This helps both you aI}d I has also been spotted on a poster wearing pop contenders out there. A good deal of weasely and convincing over the phone, he The album is a complete collection with had great success wheedling newspapers out. Let me fax you some information on Notre Dame boxers instead of his calvins. bass players these days have a tendency to everything from Come On Pilgrim era Pix and magazines into writing little articles or Brand X right now, and send you some We know what's under those. appear comatose during a song ( i.e. U2's sample sizes if I can - well yes, I can - more stuff on page 24 .. ies sound to a cover of the Beach Boys' Adam Clayton), but James Atkins displays Continued on page 24 6

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This Textbook Smells! By Ken Osgood and I'm going to a conservative university, to nuclear weapons stockpiling, a high en Stanford Rakes It In or so I'm told. One quick visit to WVFI and ergy tax to punish Cadillac drivers, free Every Notre Dame student has, atone time or another, dreamed of Speaking of bookstores, it is not uncommon for a NotreDame eadingBloom County, I learned to fear a discussion over "this damn conservative trade, environmental clean-up, a final and receiving a cut of the profits raked in by our Hammes bookstore. student to get a little queasy after checking the total cost of a R the ways of the most endangered ani campus" is second only to praises of new irreversible end of the welfare program, a Come on, we all know that the three-million percent mark-ups that semester's loaq of books. But the Daily Kansan reports that mal on this planet ... the wild liberal. I am and violent sounds of "music" bands such as cap on social security for those rich old goats we pay on every item in the store are allowing this Hamme group to textbooks used by University of Kansas biology301 and 302 stu terribly afraid of being trapped at a Grateful the Armpit Hairs, the Ho-Bangers and the who still collect it and make everybody else live the life of Riley. Apparently the board which oversees Stanford dents literally make the users sick. Six cadavers - two females and Dead concert with naked activists on LSD Dismembered-Babies-in-Bottles-of pay twice as much, world peace and Ross University's bookstore has the same idea in mind. Due to losses foUr males, all older than the age of 62 - will be used for class screaming in terror, "There are little Jane Acedic-Acid. Joining forces with the dimin Perot. sustained recently by the store, a lUXury vacation home used by instruction throughout this semester. The idea of cutting into human Fonda's all over me." I wake many nights ishing Waddick's crowd, this minority of Theologically, I'm a Catholic but I read bookstore senior managers as a perk has been offered for sale to the flesh on a regular basis coupled with the pungent aroma of formal trembling in fear, heart racing, cold sweat Berkeley stand-outs combat the ever in Dostoevsky, Sartre and Nietzsche and don't tune of $425 ,000. According to the Chronicle ofHigher Education, dehyde has created difficulties formany students. "I've had students dripping from my forehead ... terrified of creasing power of the Notre Dameconserva believe that wise men and shepherds visited the California state Attorney General has become suspicious and is tell me that they have nightmares with the cadavers in them," said discovering that I have been transformed tive. Jesus on December 25, °A.D. J osemari'a instigating an investigation into the store's compensation policies Darrin Good, graduate teaching assistant for the classes. "Then later into a staff writer for the Village Voice. I thought I'd always be conservative. It's Escriva' de Balaguer would hasten to con which include "salaries in excess of $100,000 and perquisites such in the semester they're not in their nightmares but just in their r grew up in a town composed of 75 my identity crisis. People ask me if I'm demn me as a liberal-minded heretic, but as use of the home, a sailboat, and lUXUry cars." At least now dreams." It's amazing what a person can adjust to. percent retired navy, 25 percent retired se liberal; I say no. I don't drink coffee at Notre Dame's very own Richard McBrien students can relieve any guilt or frustration caused by paying these nile and 100 percent Catholic. Thesearethe Waddick's, and I don't wear combat boots. would place me with the likes of Pius X. outrageous prices by recognizing that our hard earned funds are people that lament the end of the cold war People ask me ifI' m conservative; I say yes. I dress and act like a conservative. I wear contributing to the pleasure of others. and beg for a new enemy - keep that I don't smoke, and I wear plaid. Conserva J. Crew, LL Bean and Victoria's Secret, but defense industry pumping! "Pat Buchanan tive to the bone. resolutely refuse the pleas of my UC Davis should be booted from the White House," Feeling safe in my identity, I relax com friends to pierce my ears, nose and tongue. I That Radical Presidency Those Crazy Engineers they complained, "Damned left wingers!" fortably until I am suddenly surrounded by tell crude jokes but don't think Andrew Dice Like Notre Dame, campuses allover the country are holding the unthinkable, the horror-of-horrors, the Clay is God's gift to comedy. You won't Contrary to what the Keenan Revue would have us believe, The city pumped money into its police force student government elections in order to usher in a new reign. An you'll-shoot-your-eye"outs .... the issues! I catch me burning a flag, but I think the old engineering students are not all pocket protector-wearing, colored like Reagan and SDI. A town of20,000, our integral part of passing the scepter lies in the review of the last have no where to tum ••. Am I pro-life? Did man who sits on US 31 protesting flag burn tube sock-sporting nerds. As University of San Diego engineering police officers had dune buggies, laser beam regime's accomplishments. Students reflect on efforts made to I support the Gulf-war? Do I favor big busi ing is a wasted life. I don't exercise. I don't students prove, these people know how to cut loose. University radar detectors, a SWAT team, two fire improve undergraduate education, enhance the quality of commu ness? What about the environment? Wel eat Yo-cream. And I don't squeeze the students, professional engineers and high-school students wearing departments, motorcycles and no crime - nity life, reform the marijuana policy, hire a university gynecologist fare? Socialized Medicine? Oh no ... I'm Charmin. So, who knows what I am. "buoyancy shoes" participated in the second annual Walk on Water save the occasional skateboarders on the ... Yes,youread that correctly. Accordingto.the WeeklyCol/egian, being bombarded ... I have to think for my They say I'm too conservative for Berke competition "designed to show that engineering can be fun," reports sidewalk, high schoolers riding double on Penn State's outgoing president and vice-president, Rob Kampia self?!? ... What would Opus do? .... Where ley; I wouldn't fit in at a dolphin saving Tuna the Chronicle ofHigher Education. Contestants showcasing shoes one bicycle, sixth graders toilet papering and Beth Schneck, focused on controversial issues like those during is my conservative hand-book??!?!??! rally. They say I'm too liberal for Notre made from plastic pipes, styrofoam and inner tubes attempted to stay houses and "me. I was reported by one of my their term in office. Penn State students rest divided on the question Dame; you won 'tfind me slashing my wrists afloat as they made a 75-foot jaunt over an Olympic-sized swim neighbors for walking my dog without a Gimme time to think!!!! of whether this pair was well-liked or not, but no one can deny the I organize the issues. Let's start with on the doorway to an abortion clinic. ming pool. What will these characters come up with next? pooper scooper. "Hey Osgood," they called, fact that they grabbed people's attention. And we thought that "Keep your poop to yourself!" "Hey Jack politics. I'm a republican who favors small Hah! What do they know? Liberalism is proposals for a new storage facility on campus were extreme. son!" they called to their next door neigh government which doesn't waste its tax dol a phase. Conservatism is an identity crisis. bors, "Get your ruimn daughter off welfare." lars on communist social programs that de o Yup, I came from a conservative town, stroy incentive and bolster the deficit, an end Edited by Jenny Tate 6

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ooking back over the past two semesters, it L has come time for us to pass the gavel, to take down the nameplates and turn things over to a new Greg Butrus and administration. It has been a long year, and stepping Molly O'Neill are the Looking !Forward ••• down is both relieving and difficult. But whatever the 1992-3 student body emotion, our experiences in student government have president and vice by Frank Flynn and Nikki Wellmann been opportunities for personal growth and service to president. the Notre Dame community. You can judge our success, but in terms of what we hoped to get out of the year, we could be nothing but content with the efforts of out entire administration. Many, many thanks go out to our entire cabinet, especially Mike Griffin, our chief of staff, who was E very year, new student leaders are elected, and campus. We will also work to try to get Allegro open an essential player in both special events and the day everyone wonders if they are actually going to 24-hours as well as any other area deemed feasible. to-day workings of student government. We cannot do what they promised. Student government does The Job Bank and Summer Storage are goals with mention every name that we should in describing the have the potential to affect every aspect of student very long-term effects. The Job Bank will give stu endless hours of work that have gone into this year: life. It is totally dependant upon the people that make dents leads and contacts to aid them in their summer members of hall and class governments, Hall up the team. We are excited this year to have realistic internship search or even their full-time job. Summer Presidents' Council, Student Senate, Campus Life goals, yet they are ones with the potential to leave a Storage will provide students with an affordable alter Council, Club Coordination Council, Student Business lasting impression upon Notre Dame. . native to storing their things off campus will alleviat Board, SUB, our entire cabinet and Teri, Connor and The work on The Guide is already underway. This ing the hassles often associated with it. Russ from the student body treasurer's office. It has project will involve a tremendous amount of work Each year, student government composes reports to truly been our pleasure and honor to work with such and student support, but this project- more than present to the board of trustess. These reports onvery a capable and dedicated group of student leaders. any other project before- will allow students to .pressing issues facing the university today have been The efforts of members of student government over truly have a voice in improving the quality of a very effective means for communicating the interests the past 12 months have made realities of what were education. Teacher evaluations will be distributed in of the student body. We have already ·decided upon once "campaign promises." Our sincere gratitude the last two weeks of the semester, and this project many important issues that need to be brought to the goes out to all who worked to see things like the will only be a success if the students take time to fill forefront of everyone's intentions. There are many Campus Card and Study Days make their way to them out These results will be compiled into an important issues, such as financial aid, facing every fruition. evaluation book made available to students. Please Notre Dame student today, and we want to address Lastly, our thanks go out to you, the members ofthe encourage your professors and friends to partici these issues. student body, who gave us the chance to serve you as pate. We will be coming around to your hall councils The success of student government depends greatly student government officers. We hope we have to answer any questions and generate support. upon the amount of communication between the stu represented you well. Keep voicing your opinions, The Book Fair is another project whose success dent body and its leaders. We act as a direct voice of keep challenging one another, keep supporting your completely depends upon student participation. student concerns to the administration; therefore, we representatives, and student government will continue Books will be collected during fmals week and also will focus on establishing strong lines Of communica the tremendous upward momentum that we inherited in the first days of next school year. Then, they will tion of these events andthe support of the students. We from Joseph Blanco and Dave Florenzo. Our best be organized by college, major and individual will be visiting the hall councils on a regular basis, wishes go out to Frank Flynn, Nikki Well mann and course titles and made available for sale to other upkeeping the printing of Notre Dame Today, and the excellent people they have chosen to fill their students. Sell your books to others at reasonable communicating through regular campus media in an cabinet. Our only advice is to continue making rates and get a discount on those books you buy. effort to respond quickly and productively to the needs students matter because it was this goal that gave true Another issue that drastically demands attention of every student meaning to our year of service under the dome. is the lack of 24-hour space here on campus. This We encourage students with concerns to come problem is at the heart of many other social issues straight to us. You have elected us, and you have every that need to be addressed. To alleviate this problem, right to put us to work. If you have a concern, we will Frank Flynn and we are looking into transforming La Fortune Ball do everything we can to act on it We are looking Nikki Wellmann are room into a social spot where people can meet for a forward to this year with enthusiasm and a great desire the 1993-94 student bite to eat while enjoying live entertainment. We to represel}t you. 0 body president and would like to move Acoustic Cafe upstairs and bring vice president. Looking 13act in campus bands and an occasional professional The. ideas expressed in this column do not ••• comedian to provide a social alternative here on necessarilyreJlect the views o/Scholastic. by Greg Butrus and Molly O'Neill

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continued from page 19 were feared and hated by others in their When listening to Sting's album, one par ~ '( DftVE KELLETT society. It might be said that Sting, also ticular song stands out above the rest: known as Gordon Sumner, is trying to blem "Shape Of My Heart." Sting uses the num ish his pristine image by equating himself bers and suits of a gambler's deck of cards to with the summoners of The Canterbury convey his message: "I know that the spades ~oc ... jOlJ Go-rm HELP m~ mAN .... Tales (or maybe he just feels rejected and are the swords of a soldier, I know that the unloved ... ) clubs are weapons of war, I know that the cJ U'bT JELL I£Lc mE filN With Ten Summoner's Tales, Sting di diamonds mean money for this art, but that's mE .... ~ '-r- by Monique DiGiorgio verges from his unique concern for the not the shape of my heart." The play on politcial issues of the day and begins an words here is very clever. Nurs.... I f/.L (fJE .L /Vvrs ... A fter Sting's last melancholy and explorarion of love. Nothing Like The Sun, Sting released this album with the inten graphic album, Soul Cages, Ten a previous Sting album, had its fair share of tion ofentertaining his listeners. He accom ~PlC.AL Nun:AS£ ... Summoner's Tales comes as quite a relief. profoundly depressing songs that dealt with plishes this task while manging to put an o Ten Summoner's Tales, an album combin the violation of human rights in South other amazing album under his belt. Anyone ing the sounds of Soul Cages and certain America and the fragility of our environ- . listening loTen Summoner's Tales will not jazz elements of Dream of theB lue Turtles, ment This is impressive and inspiring .. But be disappointed. Only one question needs to is lighthearted and comical in comparison to in his new album, Sting chooses the lyrics be answered: Why are there eleven songs if Sting's earlier works. Musically, it is mel cleverly in order to convey a new message there are only ten tales?????? 0 low and jazzy. Lyrically, it is humorous, about love and life. Sting dramaticizes his entertaining and positive. emotions in one of the last lines in the continued from page 18 As usual, Sting presents an array ofmusi eleventh tale ofTen Summoner' sTales: "At cal instruments that satisfy and awaken the times like this, a lonely man like me needs What's New and What's Not listener. Sounds of the trumpet, harmonica, love." It is evident that Sting has' chosen to 'What's New: ' violin, trombone, saxophone and cello can focus on less depressing issues on this al- Just released albums: Depeche Mode's be heard and are just a few of the surprises bum. Songs of Faith and Devotion, Ric that add to Sting's unique blend of jazz and The frrst single is a catchy tune. "If! EverOcasek's Negative Theater, Ice-T's Home rock. Although most of the album is mellow Lose My Faith In You" puts faith in a loved Invasion, Led Zeppelin's Boxed'Set2, in comparison to earlier works of the Police, one above relgion, science and nuclear Arrested Development's Unplugged and Ten Summoner's Tales has its share of up weapons. The next selection, "Love is ' Willie Nelson's Across the Borderline. Up beat songs including the last selection ap Stronger Than Justice,' displays Sting's and Coming Stuff: Velocity Girl's propriately named "Epilogue." Movie goers ability to humour his audience. through the ' ' Copacetic, S~badoh's Bubble & Scrape, might be excited to find that "It's Probably story of seven brothers who are fighting 'for Cyndi Lauper's Hat Full of Stars, Pere Me" from Lethal Weapon III is included on a little town in,Mexico. Their ,incc::ntive, Ubu's:Story ofMy Life, David Bowie's the album. however, is merely the women they will gain ' BlackTie o/hit,e-Noise, Sugar's Beaster, The title of the album, Ten Summoner's if they win· the battle. Due to, the hick of and albunis ~yBryan Ferry, Blues , Tales, comes from Chaucer's The Canter women in such a small town, the seventh Trll'veier and Sheep on Drugs. Belly, bury Tales. Summoners were those people brother murders his siblings and receives Velocity 'Girl and School of Fish'wilI be who were sent to "summon" convicts and kudos from his mother for being so .inge-~t the ,Cabaret Metro in Chicago on April dirty deed doers to their doomsday. ·They nious. Very interesting.' 3; House of Pain, Wool and ~age Against the Machine will also be ,in . ' , , W.' ol Li Ia fc, Chicago on April 3 at the Vic. Quic'ksand , I ~e-l- co'" C&to\o1f'IIS ... imd Surgery-will be at the Cabaret Metro' ) -on March 26., {tOmorrow I) The next night '.also atthe Metro, will be Superchunk. '¥ok for Mudhoney at The M;etro- on April 17.' New movies in the theater , include Fire in the Sky, an alieri-ilbduc ,tion story, as well as newly released CB4 and A Far Off Place. New video releases include The Player, Gas Food Lodging, Under Siege, The Amy Fisher Story (ABC. version) and Pinocchio. What's Not: Cyndi Lauper, David Bowie, Willie Nelson and Bryan Ferry. a

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