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Writer pulls the graveyard shift By Pam Wiley photographer Kevin Ropp, I climbed out of the car on a side road next to the stone wall running around I had no idea being in a cemetery at night was Woodbine Cemetery. anything to be disturbed about. That place is so quiet and so dark at 2 a.m. that, from Until Tuesday morning. where I stood, rooted in the middle of the street, a That's when I got a call at 1 a.m. from the Breeze good seven feet from the wall, it was enough to office. Some people, who were sitting around typing up convince me I didn't need to get any closer. assignments due that day, had decided it would be nifty Maybe it was the way it would be perfectly quiet, and to decorate the front page for Halloween. then all of a sudden every leaf in the place would start And what good is a holiday-oriented page without a rattling in the wind and then stop all at once, like they holiday-oriented story? were watching an applause light. So I get this phone call asking me why I haven't been Maybe it was the way the headlights from cars on to the cemetery for a Halloween story. Market Street would sweep silently over the tops of the It sounded all right to me. I wasn't sleepy, and the taller grave markers and then disappear like thought of traipsing around in a graveyard in the wee something sneaking around out there. hours of the morning amused me. What the hell, this is Maybe it was the fact that I was inside a walled-in college. Get a photographer to go with me, buy my space with more than 11.000 dead people. breakfast afterwards, and you've got yourself a story. Forty-five minutes later, accompanied byv See HALLOWEEN page 2

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Sure, they're dead, and once you're dead, you're dead. But, at the time, that logic had escaped me. Maybe my logic was home in bed, where I wished the rest of me was. "Come on, you have to come into the cemetery," said Kevin, already over the wall and setting up his camera on a tripod to shoot a five fool cross-shaped monument the moonlight had turned a deathly white. After a few minutes, I climbed up onto the four- foot stone wall and sat there, eyeing all the shadows, ready to back off and run any minute. My legs were in the cemetery. That was good enough for a while. "I hate to tell you this, but I'm going to need your help," Kevin said. Alright, I thought to myself, you got yourself into this. Get in there. There's nothing in the place that's going to move except you, Kevin, the camera and all those freaky- looking trees. "Okay, I'm in," I said, taking the giant leap off the wall. "But just keep talking to me." As it turned out, Kevin didn't need to say anything besides when to set off the flash, because I kept up a constant babble to him, to myself and to the world in general to keep from freaking out. Woodbine was founded in 1850. Located a few blocks from downtown Harrisonburg on East Market Street between Ott and Reservoir Streets, it is the city's oldest cemetery. So there I was, in the middle of all these graves. There were a lot of generic-looking monuments with Staff photo by KEVIN ROPP just the people's names on them, but there were a fair thought I was kidding when I asked him if he wanted talked about the most terrifying moments of our number of stately looking spires like little to go to the cemetery around 6 p.m., and Charles Washington Monuments, some with carved drapes lives, and then the stars, which were incredibly Lundy, editorial editor, who seemed to be looking for visible. over their points. something to do besides work. Walking was a little difficult The grave stones Stephen speculated they would be even more so "if This time, instead of climbing the wall like high were easily visible because they were all grey or someone pulled the plug on Harrisonburg just now." school kids looking for a place to drink beer, we white. The ground, however, was a mystery. All After about IS minutes, I began to feel this was strolled leisurely through the front gate and down the those dips, mounds, bushes, headstones and low just like sitting on the Quad at night and talking — gravel road. After wandering around for about 20 fences were impossible to find without tripping over almost In fact, it was probably quieter, and not that minutes, we found ourselves approaching the gate. them. bad at all. Someone was coming in from the street. He saw us Kevin shot a roll of film, and we climbed back over Later, over two cheeseburgers and cherry pie at the about the same dme we saw him, and everyone froze. the wall and headed for HoJo's. But not until I had Burger King across the street, I reasoned, first, that I Then some guy on a bicycle flew by us. Charles said made sure the car doors were securely locked. The had sufficiendy conquered my fear of nocturnal visits hello, but the cyclist did not answer. whole ordeal had lasted 30 minutes at most. to cemeteries, and, therefore, would never need to go Stephen looked back after him, squinting, and As I smothered my phobia with a 3-D triple-decker back again. asked, "Did he have a head?" cheeseburger and fries, I realized I'd have to pull But who knows? We turned down another road, and, while discussing myself together and go back there. Barbara Walters the possibility of having met up with Ichabod Crane wouWve leaped right over that wall, I told myself. Note: I wouldn't advise anyone to try this little on a bicycle, stumbled upon — but not into — an Woodward and Bernstein wouldn't have gotten cold excursion because, for one reason or another, it's open grave. For about three seconds, the night before feet. probably illegal, and for another, local police will came back to me. My heart was in my mouth, and probably be keeping an eye on the place this So Tuesday, after several comments from people my feet were heading for the car. Halloween. And you never know what's going to be about where I was spending all my nights, I set out After inspecting the grave and opting not to climb wandering around then. for Woodbine again, this time in the company of into it, we moved into the middle of the rows of Front page design and layout by Steve Stephen Rountree, assistant features editor, who tombstones and sat down on the ground, where we Eaton and Ken Malczak.

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Fisher said East Then West Germany began to Germany, when here a job is Republic [East Germany], said a Germans try to make use of their intentionally draw educated and guaranteed. It is also difficult to get diplomatic representative from that heritage together in a positive manner. productive doctors, chemists and adjusted to a whole new way of life," country Wednesday. "We have a special relationship with students out of the GDR, she said. she said. Marion Fisher, wife of second West Germany, seeing that we come "Our students are educated by the state In areas of East Germany where secretary of the GDR Hans Fisher, from a common culture," she said. for free. The Federal Republic of television from West Germany can be spoke to several political science Fisher explained the history of the Germany would wait until just before seen, the applicant rate to leave the classes during a day-long visit to JMU. development of the socialist system in the students were to graduate and then country is extremely low. In areas "Our foreign policy is intended to East Germany. bring entire classes into their country to where television can not be seen and the assure that we can successfully and The year 1945 marked the building of practice there," she said. people know much less about life effectively build up our socialist system a Soviet occupation zone on the "It became a true problem," she said. outside the GDR, the applicant rate is as well as insure external peace for the territory that is East Germany today and In 1961, the GDR closed its borders three to four times higher, Fisher said. country," she said. in 1949, the zone became a sovreign so that no one could emigrate. Now the There are places where a person can She stressed the importance of state, the GDR, she said. country grants exit visas in cases of become a West German citizen in a matter of a few hours, but Fisher said cooperating with other countries, while In 1946, the people were asked if they family conduct, like marriage to a West maintaining a socialist society. German, for example. Fisher said. this is not the correct way to approach agreed to take all the factories and the change. "Our main priniciple regarding productive property out of the hands of "If a citizen of the GDR comes to the foreign policy is that of socialist the capitalists. There was little dispute United States and marries a U.S. "It is a political decision which should internationalism," she said. and as the capitalists were stripped of citizen, he remains a citizen of the be made on a sober basis," she said. "This involves a system of their property, they left the country. GDR," she said. The wall that stands between the two constructive cooperation and mutual From that time until 1961 the region "But if he leaves for political reasons, countries is a physical expression of the IT assistance between nations. and government went through a he is no longer a citizen," Fisher said. difficulties which exist because of "When dealing with developing and transition from capitalism to socialism. The process to leave the GDR is differences in their political conduct capitalist countries, we want peaceful Fisher said. lengthy, she said., When people try to climb the wall to coexistence to assure favorable external By 1961,90 percent of all factories in Citizens must submit an application conditions and to assure that no the country were under socialist to leave. Usually, the local government See DIPLOMAT page 7 > Ashby being 'scrutinized,' hail's SGA senator says By Alix Dapollto by-laws. staff writer • Eric Snow said the SGA might propose an amendment to make sure the Ashby Hall residents feel they are Presidential Apartments are adequately being "unduly scrutinized by the represented in the senate. university" a senator said at Tuesday's Presidential Apartments usually have Student Government Association two senators and the commuter students meeting. have sixteen. This year, since only one Ashby Hall senator Stephen Gough person ran in the election for said, "We want the administration to Presidential senators, there are know that we are doing our best to seventeen commuters and one from conform with university policy." Presidential. Administrators have been upset with "With only one rep, the Presidential the excessive vandalism, uncleanliness Apartments are in the process of being and Uttering occuring in the hall. phased out" Snow said. Gough did not propose a bill "It is important to maintain the proper concerning the issue, but said he wanted number of reps to keep the balance." to explain the situation to senators and SGA President Greg Gromada said the ask for their support SGA is investigating the possibility of He said Ashby residents are setting up a fund to help pay the / attempting to eliminate the problems, medical bills of Pamela Gladwell, the which usually occur during parties in student hit by a car last week on Duke the hall. At their last party, residents Drive. checked identification to make sure In new business, the following bills guests were of legal drinking age and were proposed and referred to the proper asked everyone to put down alcohol standing committees. beverages before leaving, Gough said. •Commuter senator Jeff Hollar In other business, the SGA voted to proposed allocating money to the Staff photo by STEVE EATON take action to improve the stairs leading lacrosse club to help with its expenses. Masked man to the back of Wine-Price Hall. The bill •Hollar also proposed investigating Bobby Cousins of the Silver Lake Welding Co. causes was passed by a two-thirds vote. providing more crosswalks and speed The internal affairs chairman said the sparks to fly as he works on pipes outside limit signs on busy campus roads to Anthony-Seeger Hall. next SGA meeting will be a special prevent incidents like last week's session to discuss amending the accident on Duke Drive. 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By Sarah Michel over the world and distributes the staff writer money to the songwriters and publishers. Many members of the music industry ASCAP President Hal David stated in are disturbed by a bill that has been an article in the TV Guide magazine introduced to the U.S. Congress that that "passage of the bill would end a would change the current system of basic right that authors and composers payment for music rights, said a have always had - the right to have speaker here Tuesday. continuous payment for continuous use Merlin Littlefield, associate director of our music. The producers would of the American Society of Composers, simply buy the music on a one-time Authors and Publishers in Nashville, basis. spoke in Grafton-Stovall Theater during "That would be like buying a car, a seminar titled "Music in the Media: filling it with gasoline and never Legal Issues." having to buy gas again," he stated in Currently, songwriters and publishers the article. are paid royalties every time their work ASCAP was formed about 1914 for is used. The bill currently before the purpose of reinforcing copyright Congress proposes to remove the laws. Littlefield referred to the society payment for the performance aspect of as an "us organization," stressing that it royalties and substitute a "one-time is essentially controlled by its buyout" of those rights, Littlefield said. members. Staff photo by CATHY UDELL So if the bill is passed, a work can be The society has a total membership Songwriter Peter McCaan at the piano. performed several times and the of about 3,700 writers and publishers, songwriter and publisher will be paid and a 12-man board of directors. record - the song and the vocals." He publisher receive from records sold, and only once, Songwriter Peter McCaan spoke at said those elements are essential, even performance royalties when a song is Littlefield continuously stressed the the seminar. McCaan has written though a producer can "do a lot with performed on the radio, television or music industry's "giant effort to defeat songs for a variety of singers, including different instruments and add different cable. the bill." Whitney Houston, Julio Iglesias Anne flavor to the music." Performance royalties, which would ASCAP, along with a few other Murray and Jennifer Warren. McCaan said his main sources of be limited under the bill in Congress, organizations, collects performance McCaan said he believes there are income are mechanical reproduction make up about 80 percent of McCaan's royalties for American music played all "two factors that make up a hit fees, which the songwriter and income, he said. Study shows JMU students change during college By Amanda Benson until graduation. The study was given revealed. "Budgeting time is one of "Most JMU students have had or will staff writer to class members at orientation and their biggest problems," Daniel said. have practical experience" by the time during each academic year. The study showed that sophomores they graduate. As JMU students get older, they Although most JMU students are are more socially confident and accept become more open to new ideas, more The study found that seniors are happy here, "seniors are generally not differences in others more willingly k racially tolerant and develop a greater as happy as underclassmen," Daniel than they did as freshmen. anxious because they fear the "real sense of identity, according to results of said. Upperclassmen are not necessarily A junior, according to the study, has world." Interviews and resumes occupy a study conducted by the office of the unhappy, but the newness of college "a deeper understanding of his own much of their time. dean of students. has worn off so they don't get as excited emotions, as well as the feelings of Many seniors turn to counselors or Dr. Lacy Daniel, dean of students, as underclassmen, he said. those around him." advisers for help in dealing with this said the study revealed that As freshmen, students form Juniors also tend to look more toward pressure. upperclassmen are "more likely to use friendships with a wide variety of the future than the present, Daniel said. Results of the study showed that their own opinions instead of merely people. By the time they are Their career goals become more defined extracurricular involvement helps accepting authority figures' opinions." upperclassmen, "they have a particular and some work in internships or students adjust and develop skills at The study, called a longitudinal study, set of friendships rather than a broad practicum jobs. JMU. used various tests and surveys to trace group," he said. "We [JMU administrators] stress "People grow when they're the development of students in the class Freshmen tend to glorify college life real-world experience, and we give challenged, when they try new things," of 1984 from their freshman orientation and to set unrealistic goals, the study students credit for it," Daniel said. Daniel said.

By Kathy Whitehead fracture, and doctors performed a simple tracheotomy staff writer on her this week. Gladwell has been on a respirator A JMU student remains in the surgical intensive since her admittance to the hospital. care unit at the University of Virginia Hosptial after Gladwell's friends want to start a fund to help pay being hit by a car on campus Oct. 17. her hospital bills. Female student Pamela Marilyn Glad well, 21, of Luray was "We are not sure how to go about it," Raymond struck by a car heading south on Duke Drive after said. "We feel helpless and we want to do still in light coma stepping off the curb near the tennis courts. something." Gladwell remains in a light coma, but has Raymond said rumors about Gladwell's condition at UVa hospital responded to voices and touch, said her roommate started last week when flags on campus were flown Lisa Raymond. at half-staff. Raymond received about 20 phone Raymond and some friends made music tapes for calls from students who wondered if Gladwell had Gladwell, and when the tapes were played, monitors died. indicated an increase in Gladwell's heartbeat. "People were associating the flags with Pam, "I'm pretty sure she can hear us," Raymond said. which is incorrect," she said. "We want people to Galdwell underwent surgery Friday to repair a leg know she is still hanging in there." Page 6, The Breeze, Monday .October 27, 1986 P TRY NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA \ Ciro's Pizza ROSE SPECIAL *l5Vdoten *4%*w SPECIAL CASH $ BKggY FKT-TSW. { 30tJ. Buy a 16" pizza CttftftS. BOUTONNIERES, 2 toppings plus cheese FRESH FLOWtRS * PLANTS JZZY> ONLY $6.29 BALLOONS The Original Italian Pizza GAZEBO--- 778 E. Market Street 434-5375

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Vandalism •A unattended water truck rolled into the steps of the K-lot building and grounds storage shed between 4 p.m. Oct. 22 and 8 a.m. Oct. 23, police said. Total damage to the truck and the steps was estimated at $50. •Four door signs were reported ripped from rooms in Harrison Hall between the nights of Oct. 23 and 24, police said. Three signs were missing from B-hall and one from A-hall. Police do not know the value of the signs.

Dangerous practices •One student was judicially charged with dangerous practices when he drove his motorcycle through the first floor of Hoffman Hall about 2:15 p.m. Monday, police said. A judicial charge is made when university policy is violated. It is reviewed by university officials. Police do not release the names of students judicially charged.

Violence to persons •Two male students were judicially charged about 12:30 a.m. Saturday with fighting in front of Garber Hall, police said. One allegedly had taken a water fire extinguisher and sprayed students passing by and the other, an Ikenberry Hall resident, allegedly assaulted him.

Escape from custody •Non-student Kimberly K. Mallone, 20. of Virginia Beach was charged with escape from custody after allegedly jumping from a police car about 10:10 p.m. Saturday, police said. Mallone was being transported to the city jail by campus police when she jumped from the car at the South Main Street and Maplehurst Avenue, police said. Mallone had been arrested for being drunk in public on Bluestone Drive, police said. Page 8, The Breeze, Monday .October 27, 1986

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Drinking games Coffee-table athletes chug, telling the truth, the doubter must take a drink, The longer the game goes on, the more or speaks, the player mi By Mary Ann Grooms and but if the roller was bluffing, he or she is the bizzare the rules get. Negri says he once played Karen Simpson, a 19 Pam Wiley staff writers lucky consumer and resolves to become a better in a game where "you weren't allowed to burp the last time she play liar. or go to the bathroom, and let me tell" you, it Julie, the cruise director It's Saturday night, and all across campus Another game of chance is three-fifty-seven, was the hardest game I've ever played." "During one part of parties are shifting into high gear. in which players take turns rolling a pair of Television also inspires drinking games. In having dinner with som Suddenly, a group of people at one party say dice and trying to roll a number lower than the many of these games, a common occurence on how those scenes are. they're going bowling. person before them. If a player rolls a three, a a particular series — people kissing in the back and forth bctw< At first it sounds a little strange — someone five or a seven, the player to the left must roll moonlight on the Love Boat, someone saying people. I was never so g leaving in the middle of a party just to go one die and get a six or drink. Rolling doubles "Hi Bob" to Bob Newhart or Joan Collins in my life." bowling. entitles a player to make anyone else drink. directing a catty remark at Linda Evans on The game can be But only until they take four large bowls and Beer Hunter is another chance-oriented game. "Dynasty" — trigger "socials," in which all the television shows. Louis proceed to pour into them a mixture of vodka Based on the Russian roulette sequence in the viewers drink. graduate, tells of playii and lemonade. award-winning film "The Deer Hunter," it In Killer "Love Boat" or Lush Boat, each a Spring Break trip to 1 After giving straws to all of the "bowlers," focuses not on how much beer a person drinks, player picks a character on the show, usually group of friends were everyone gathers around the bowls in groups of but on which beer they choose. Four cans from one of the regular cast members. The rules are Boat" on any of the fllo five. When someone yells "GO," they start a 12-pack are shaken vigorously and replaced simple: each time a player's character appears "We decided to ito| slurping to see which group can drain its bowl with the rest of the cans. Each time a person fastest gets a beer, he places it against his head, and, Activities such as bowling are a part of what as. the tension becomes almost unbearable, has long been a popular pastime among pops the top, taking the risk of being drenched college students — drinking games. with foam. Drinking games are relatively simple forms Quarters, a game of skill with both a long of entertainment. In most cases, a 12-pack Of history and an immense popularity, holds a beer, a little imagination and such easy-to-find sentimental value to junior Steve Negri. "It's

"[Quarters is] the first drinking game I ever played, and I stili play it more than any of the others.'\ — Steve Negri

game pieces as a quarter, a glass, a pair of dice the first drinking game I ever played," he says, or a television are all that are needed to play. "and I still play it more than any of the Drinking games such as these have been others." developed and cultivated into a fine art by Senior Amy Stinnett says while the game faithful followers and standardized across the stays basically the same, "people are always country, with only minor variations in names coming up with off-the-wall rules." and rules. The object of the game is to bounce a quarter "Like what you guys call Mexican, we call off a tabletop and into a cup. In most cases, if, Mexicali," says Suzy Miller, a senior from San after two tries, players have not gotten the Mateo, Cal. of the game of chance and quarter in, they must take a drink. If the quarter persuasive lying played with dice. goes in, the thrower can tell any other player to Mexican — or Mexicali if you're from drink. California, is played with any opaque cup and a After getting the quarter in the cup three pair of dice. A player shakes the upside-down times in a row, a player may add a rule to the cup on a saucer or tabletop to roll the dice game. Rules are limited only by participants' underneath and try to beat the roll of the imaginations and can become a test of memory previous player. for those who have been playing for a Since no one sees what the dice read, players substantial amount of time. can try to bluff if the roll does not top the Usually the first few rules are pretty common previous one. — no cursing, no pointing, no use of players' If everyone is convinced, the next player then first names or any form of the verb "to drink." tries to roll even higher. If he or she is Violators, if caught, must "consume," as suspicious, the cup is lifted. If the roller was rule-abiding players would say. The Breeze, Thursday, October 30, 1986, page 13

J 'consume' for the sport of it er must drink. playing Killer "Brady Bunch.' available in most toy stores. It comes in a hot Heads spinning, they then run, or try to run a 1986 JMU graduate, says "Instead of picking characters, we played that pink box, and each player gets a — or are carried — to a point about 25 feet played, her character was every time one of the kids' names was said different-colored playing piece. As they move away, run or get carried back and tag the next rector. everyone had to drink, and if they said "Mom" around the board, landing spaces are marked, for person on their teams. After running their leg in of the show, Julie was or "Dad," you had to drink twice. Well, the example, "Red Drink Two." Thus, whoever has of the relay, players usually fall over and lie I some guy. Well, you know show ended up having this big, long scene at the red playing piece takes two drinks. quietly on the grass until everything stops are. They just keep going the supper table, and I think the only time we However, the directions included in "Pass going around and around. between shots of the two didn't drink was when they said grace." Out" state, "Minors are forbidden to play this r so glad to see a commercial Junior Robin May says just about any game. Not intended for use with alcoholic Davis, a former resident adviser, says that television show could be turned into a drinking beverages." although the object of drinking games is to get be modified to fit most experience — even the Shenandoah Valley Junior Marie Davis says that last statement drunk, they are also very sociable and not Louise Hoffman, also a 1986 favorite "The P.TX. Club," featuring religious sounds a little fishy to her. "How many people designed simply to bring about a state of playing a similar version on figures Jim and Tammy Bakker. do you know who pass out from soft drinks?" useless, drooling inebriation. ip 10 Florida when she and a "You could drink every time they mention Drinking games have been around since the "True, the object is to get drunk, but it's fun w*e unable to find "Love God or ask for money — or every time Tammy word "chug," and are played with a multitude of because as you go along, people start messing te Florida stations. cries." methods. There are countless others, such as: up, and you can laugh at each other," she says. o i nprovise and ended up "Pass Out" is a drinking board game • fuzzy duck — Players sit in a circle and "And it just goes on and on." alternate saying "fuzzy duck" and "ducky fuzz" until someone slips up and says something However, in an age where the National socially unacceptable, after which, that person Transportation Safety Board estimates that must drink. almost half of all fatal traffic accidents involve • thumper — Each player has a different drunken drivers, drinking games should be "sign," such as a tug on one ear or a wipe of confined to someplace other than the roads, and the nose. While everyone furiously beats time no one should drive themselves home after on a tabletop, one player does his sign and intensive playing.

"True, the object is to get drunk, but it's fun be- cause as you go along, people start messing up, and you can laugh at each other. And it just goes on and on." — Marie Davis

someone else's. That person must then do his Andy Griscom, Ben Rand and Scott own sign and yet another person's. The first Johnston, 1982 Yale graduates and co-authors player to break the sequence must take a drink. of "The Complete Book of Beer Drinking Games," say in their book that although it •bizz buzz — Players count aloud in turn, but contains 50 drinking games from all over the any time the numbers three or seven or world they are in no way encouraging anyone multiples of either number come up, the words to play drinking games and drive, and "if you "bizz" or "buzz" are substituted, alternating do, you are a total loser and you should be in between the two. (example: one, two, bizz, jail." four, five, buzz, bizz,...) The authors go on to suggest that "if you want to kill yourself, do everyone a favor and While most drinking games are easiest played play with a toaster in the bathtub. Just don't indoors, stick races is an outdoor activity — drink and drive.'' and possibly the decathalon of alcohol-oriented There are possibly thousands of existing competitions, and it is best suited for off drinking games, all designed by persons with campus parties. creative spirits, a lot of beer or liquor and no need to get up early the next day. Players form relay teams of two men and two women. Team members chug half a glass Davis says she can think of only two of beer, place their forehead on one end of a activities which would not work well as baseball bat, ski pole or broom handle and, drinking games. "Bible meetings, I guess. And resting the other end on the ground, run 10 studying. Studying for drinks just doesn't Staff graphic by STEPHEN ROUNTREE circles around the pole. work." Page 14, Th« Breeze, Monday.October 27, 1986 MOVIE REVIEW the mall decide to throw a party after My reaction to "Chopping Mall was By Mark Longenoacn Chopping Mall the stores close. While they are one of annoyance. It was so much staff writer reveling, lightning strikes one of the worse than simply a bad film. Some films go out of their way to mall's generators, and it locks the doors make you avoid them by concocting an and causes robots to go haywire. Deadly Friend awful title and an equally ignorant Bad films can be fun if they are really It's that time of year when the film phrase to follow. Needless to say, the six teenagers bad and incorporate the worst acting industry decides that it must mix up a This Halloween, filmgoers have a must fight for their lives. possible with the cheesiest special new batch of horror films for new film to beware of. It goes by the The movie poster shows a deformed effects. These films can be laughed at Halloween audiences. name and phrase "Chopping Mall" — arm holding a bag with a severed head In the past, this has proven "..at will cost you an arm and a leg." in it which would lead one to believe unsuccessful. However, thanks to the The story is about a shopping mall that the film has a somewhat human The sad thing about "Chopping Mall" warped mind of director Wes Craven, that uses security robots who patrol the murderer in ty-^ not robots. This, is that it looks like the people actually this year's audiences will have at least mall after hours and apprehend prowlers combined with poor acting and took it seriously and tried their best one enjoyable Halloween honor film. by means of lasers and stun darts. - •'" mediocre special effects, made me leave This film offers nothing and should Some teenagers who work at stores in the theater feeling cheated. be viewed by none. Craven, who in the past has offered such works as The Hills Have Eyes" and "A Nightmare on Elm St," has cooked up a computerized spinoff of "The Bride of Frankenstein" called "Deadly Friend"

This film is about a teenager named Paul, who, along with his mother and a robot he built, moves to a new town. The town is full of insane people and bullies, who eventually destroy his robot, B.B.

Paul is not like other kids his age. He is a genius and attends a local \ i college, where he studies the human brain. These studies come in handy when his girlfriend, Sam, is killed by her insane father. Paul steals Sam's body from the hospital and takes it back to his lab, where he attempts to bring her back to life by transplanting B.B.'s computerized brain into her dead one. The result is a female figure with a mind that is half human and half computer.

Sam retains all of B.B.'s strength, which provides the film with enough gore to shock a few people in the audience. The remainder of the Film's gore is provided by Craven's dream scenes, for which he has become known since "A Nightmare on Elm St" Craven's films are very much like many of the original horror classics from the 1940's because they deal with the macabre. He delves into the world of nightmares and the creation of life, which can be a scary subject Craven finds the most unconventional ways for his villains to meet their makers. He adheres to the classic horror movie format by making these villains truly figures to hate.

The villains are not good-looking maniac murderers; they are truly ugly, hateful people that the audience wishes to see brutally killed.

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Soccer team gets foreign aid Trinidad native leaves job for chance at U.S. school

By Greg McCormick "I started to look three, four, five staff writer __^_ years ahead," said Simon with a rich While the JMU soccer team was island accent. "I could see myself preparing for its upcoming season three stagnated. Back home I had a good job, months ago, forward Christon Simon but at my level of education that was it sat in his White Hall room and thought unless I worked myself into some about much more than soccer. company." He thought about what he was doing Trinidad, located in the West Indies, 8,000 miles from home, and thought is smaller in size than Virginia, and about returning to his native Trinidad. Simon's hometown, Arima, is just "I bought an extra ticket [back home] about the size of Harrisonburg. and I said, Tomorrow at this time I'm "Back home I'm pretty competitive, not going to be here,' " Simon said. especially at my age if I get into a job "When I was just trying to fit in , it and setUe down," Simon said. "I'd be was tough, I asked myself many times preferred in terms of experience of "What am I doing here?'" somebody who came out [of school Since that moment, the 5-foot-9 now]. I could've chanced it, but who freshman has done his best to define wants to stay in one job for 20 years. I that purpose, and JMU soccer coach want to be mobile." Tom Martin has been happy with the Mobility is definitely something results. Simon does not lack while on the "We needed some forwards, a speed soccer field. clement," Martin said, "someone who Since arriving the day before soccer can score goals." practice started, he has made an Simon, with teammate Jimmy Gill, ""immediate impact, leading the team in scoring with six goals and three assists. comprises half of JMU's foreign Staff photo by STEVE EATON contigent of athletes. Thorn Brand of At the same time, the Dukes have Christon Simon the Netherlands is a member of the turned a 4-11 finish in 1985 around, Alabama A&M and JMU, among basketball team and England's Chris standing at 11-3-2 and in postseason Madison, so I relied mainly on advice others. Gillies is on the women's tennis team. contention. from my teacher," Simon said. "He said Faced with a decision, Simon turned Many freshmen attend college after Simon first became interested in that of all the opportunities I had, high school to get a jump on the job playing soccer in America while on a to a teacher in search of advice, and that Madison was probably the best market. What makes Simon's case touring team last year. His team fared teacher recommended he take a serious academically, and that he knew once look at JMU. unusual is the fact that he left a job in well, and his efforts drew offers from "I didn't have much information about business in order to go to school. schools such as South Florida, See SIMON page 21 Liverpool resident finds 'way out' in Harrisonburg By Greg McCormick staff writer Trinidad are two of four foreign athletes currenUy enrolled at JMU. On a map, Liverpool, England and Thorn Brand, a native of the Harrisonburg are worlds apart. Netherlands, and England's Chris Liverpool, 183 miles north of Gillies round out the list. Brand plays London, ranks among England's largest for the Dukes' basketball squad, while cities and is well known as the Gillies is a member of the women's birthplace of The Beatles. tennis team. Across the Atlantic lies Harrisonburg. To the soft-spoken Gill, the chance to More than two hours by car from the play soccer for JMU is much more than state capital in Richmond, it probably an athletic scholarship. It is a way out is best known as the poultry capital of "Where I live, it's a working class the worid. area but there's no work," Gill said with What could a small city in the heart a sarcastic grin. "It was a big port but of the Shenandoah Valley have in all the work is gone. Everyone seems common with one of England's largest? to have gone south [toward London]." The answer, thanks to JMU soccer Clad in a dark blue rugby shirt and Staff photo by KEVIN ROPP coach Tom Martin, is James Alan Gill. Jim Gill Gill and teammate Christon Simon of See GILL page 21 > The Breeze, Thursday, October 30, 1986, page 19 Dukes' 'triangle' leaves tough act to follow

By John Aronoff "I give a lot of credit to the defensive staff writer line and outside linebackers," he said. When the 1986 season comes to an "When they make the quarterback think end, the JMU coaches will be hard a lot quicker, he tends to throw more pressed to find replacements for a under pressure. Their ability to force special group of seniors. ■*- him into making hurried passes makes Marcus Adkins, Marshall Barnes and our job a lot easier." Arnold Grevious—otherwise known as Under these conditions, a quarterback "The Bermuda Triangle"—along with most likely will dump off a short pass junior Chris Jacobs, comprise a nucleus rather than risk an interception by renowned for not allowing the big play throwing long. Enter Jacobs, in his that those coaches fear the most. customary roving "Duke" position. So far this season, the longest pass The Duke, similar to the Hero completion went for 33 yards—a position Penn State employs, basically statistic which delights head coach Joe is a floating linebacker designed to stop Purzycki, a former defensive back in. a big rushing or passing gain up the college himself. middle. In addition, the 6-foot-3 Jacobs "I've always loved secondary because has broken up six passes this season, I played it," he said. tying him with Grevious for the team Purzycki was also the defensive lead. backficld coach for the University of Purzycki can find solace in Jacobs, Delaware during a three-season period knowing he will be returning next from 1978-80 that saw five of his season. "At least we have somebody to Staff photo by LAWRENCE JACKSON players receive All-ECAC honors. build upon next season because there's With this much experience under his [Clockwise from top left]: Chris Jacobs, Marshall Barnes, going to be a void when [the three cap, Purzycki said, "This (current squad) Arnold Grevious, Marcus Adkins seniors] leave. There's no substitution is one of the finest secondaries I've season. The Dukes suffered an togive a lot of credit to the character of back there for experience." worked around. They've displayed a embarrassing 31-14 loss to William and those people. Learning from defeat can Another void the Dukes will have to great deal of character." Mary in a game where the defense be educational." fill is the position of team captain to JMU's defensive backficld coach Jim yielded a school-record 405 passing One word to describe the secondary is replace Adkins. Pletcher compares the secondary's yards. togetherness, both on and off the field. "My idea of a team captain isn't [a ability to prepare and execute its game Last week's 42-33 win afjainst a_ Playing in 18 consecutive games recognition] of most valuable player of plan to that of taking an exam. similar Indians' squad proved the together has created a rapport among the any sort," Adkins said. "I just try to "If they know what to expect on the secondary was not going to allow a group. repeat performance. keep the team feeling positive on the test, they should do well," he said. "It's "We practice so much and so hard field- a matter of the understanding of what Collectively, Barnes, Adkins, together that we know each others' When Purzycki arrived at JMU last we're trying to accomplish in the Grevious and Jacobs had 22 tackles, and weaknesses and can relate that to one year, his main goal was to instill the system." each member of the Bermuda Triangle another," Barnes said. "We pick each team with a positive attitude. He had an interception, two of which led to To achieve excellence, the players other up and have a lot of fun, but we stresses if a player believes in himself, work overtime, studying game films JMU touchdowns. know when we have to be serious. he can accomplish almost anything. and working on technique in practice. "The greatest test was going to be on "We seem to have a sixth sense "The biggest battle," Purzycki said, However, like a test, there remains the the secondary and they responded well," among each other. We know when a "is to raise expectations and let them uncertainty of not knowing all the Purzycki said after that game. pass is coming and we stay pretty loose know thay can be one of the best teams answers. back there as a group because we have a He also praised the players for in the country. I feel this team is "All coverages don't have answers to coming back strong after a tough loss lot of confidence." working in that direction." to Appalachian State a week before. all routes," Pletcher said. The rest of the defense, Grevious And this year's defensive secondary "I was worried after the Appalachian A good barometer of the secondary's notes, has plenty to do with the will be remembered for helping to guide success can be traced back to the last State loss," Purzycki said. "You have confidence of the secondary. the Dukes along the way. PROFILE REC REPORT 1986 record: 2-5 ECAC Division I-AA Offensive Player -V'L'MlKH^'M.'fcfc Head coach: Paul Pawlak of the Week. Pawlak's record: 19-38-1 Marshall's outing last Saturday , AEROBICS- No sessions will be Last week: Lost to New pushed his career rushing total to 3,707 held Friday. Hampshire 24-21 yards, moving him into second place on Series record: Northeastern the all-time Virginia collegiate .ACTIVITIES- leads 1-0 Division I rushing list and seventh Basic offense: Wishbone place on the all-time Div. I-AA rushing SWIMMING AND DIVING- Sign up Basic defense: 5-2 list. He also set JMU records for for the women's intrramural JMU will try to ride the momentum points scored and touchdowns. competition at 6 p.m. Nov. 3 in of its 42-33 upset of third-ranked Injuries could be a key factor for the Godwin outside the pool locker Northeastern William and Mary when it travels to Dukes in this contest. Quarterback Eric rooms. The meet begins at 7 p.m. Boston to face Northeastern. Green is questionable for this Saturday's Sign up tor the men's intramural Huskies The Dukes rolled up 425 yards in game due to a bruised shoulder, competition at 6 p.m. Nov. 4 in total offense, including 384 rushing, halfback Tony Graddy is out for the Godwin outside the pool locker and forced six Indian turnovers. Senior season with ligament damage in his rooms. The meet begins at 7 p.m. Location: Boston, Mass. fullback Warren Marshall provided most knee, tight end Neal Wilkinson is Enrollment: 19,097 of that offensive production, running questionable with a sore lower leg and SKATING- A free ska'tkig night at Conference: Independent for a school-record 264 yards and three linebacker Marty Fitzgerald is Skatetown USA will be held from 1985 record: 2-8 touchdowns. His effort earned him the questionable with a sore neck. 7:30-10 p.m. Nov. 6. Page 20, The Breeze, Monday .October 27, 1986

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The Breeze, Thursday, October 30, 1986, page 21 m Simon > (Continued from page 18) "Having people used to playing at a game much more seriously, probably plan, Simon will become a doctor in really high skill level has helped us because they realize they are at a Ari ma, a town that has been lacking in Coach Martin was going to be here, it considerably," Martin said. disadvantage skill-wise. Everybody's nearby medical care for some time. was going to have a good soccer At the same time, Simon himself has willing to go work, work, work." "I'd like to go back home [as a program." been adjusting to the new style of play Academically, Simon is majoring in doctor], I always wanted to.," Simon That teacher was Mike Gray son, a in America. computer science and minoring in said. "In my village the doctor would native of Trinidad, who had played with "Back home it's easier because it's not biology. However, it is the minor that come once a week, and sometimes he Martin while an undergraduate at Davis so much a physical game as up here. It he hopes to get the most use from. wouldn't come." andElkins. depends more on finesse, touching the "I want to be a doctor, I definitely In addition, Simon would like to "[Grayson] said he [Martin] was very ball around," Simon said, shifting in want to be a doctor," Simon said. "I open a soccer school. "I'd like to pass good, so I said What the heck,' there's his chair as if trying to fake an like to be around people, helping on my knowledge to anyone that's going to be a good coach and I've got a opponent people. I think if I can get a degree in interested. I think that'd be cool," he great opportunity to get a great When considering work habits, computer science and still have said with a characteristic wide smile. education,' and it was a full though, Simon thinks American biology, I can always, if I'd like to, and Oh, remember that ticket home scholarship." players have the advantage. I would like to, go into pre-med and get Simon was thinking of using? With the addition of talent like "In terms of determination and work my doctorate. That will probably "It's in a cupboard now," Simon said Simon's, Martin feels the experience is output, the United States is way out happen sometime around 40." as another smite breaks across his face. very helpful for his players. front, I think,", he said. "They take the If everything goes according to his "I hardly look at it." Gill > (Continued from page 18) was. I wanted a change" of Recruiting a player sight unseen is a football games. Back home it's just environment" problem in itself, but getting him here soccer. That's a big difference for me black denim pants. Gill easily blends Gill's interest in American to play presents a new set of obstacles. because I live for that. I miss that a with the rest of the JMU population. universities was sparked by an "The biggest problem is the lot" The soccer press guide lists his American coach attending a tournament timetable," Martin said. "You need so As a freshman. Gill still faces all the weight at 160 pounds; his height at involving club, or state teams as they much time to get correspondence back problems that other first-year students 5-foot-10. But both figures seem are known in England. and forth." face, like getting used to scheduling generous. VPerhaps it is the "I was just playing for my state team After ensuring that the student can classes. close-cropped head of dark brown hair back home, and die coach from South attend the school of his choice, the next "We weren't guided by anybody. We that makes him appear smaller. Carolina came to England to watch a step is obtaining a visa. The process were given our advisers and they said When he speaks, however, heads turn. tournament with all the states," Gill begins with the Department of You've got to pick classes,'" Gill said. "I don't think I speak like you'd think said, his hands punctuating each Immigration 1-20 form. The 1-20, "The adviser couldn't even explain to us an English person would speak," Gill sentence with sharp movements. "He signed by school officials, proves to a what we had to do. I don't really commented. "I've been told I sound asked me to go [tryout for the team]." foreign government that a student is in understand the format of why you do Scottish and Irish." When the Gamecocks were unable to fact attending school in the United things." * States. Whether the accent is Scottish, provide a full scholarship, assistant Living more than 3,000 miles from Relating the process. Gill describes English, or Irish, one like Gill's is hard coach Trevor Adair called his friend, home can present special problems as something with which all students can to miss in a land of Southern drawls. Martin, to tell of Gill's ability. well. "Most of the people from Ireland "Somehow you have to make sure he come over to Liverpool. If anyone fits in," Martin said. "It's a big jump leaves Ireland, that's where they go. I "Back home it's just soccer. That's a for him, a big commitment." think that must be a part of my 'speech big difference for me because I live Right now soccer helps to fill the defect,'" Gill said, slowly so no one a void left by being so far from home. misunderstands. for that I miss that a lot "I just didn't come here to play soccer," Gill said. "But if I'd come here Accents aside, Gill has proven without first of all playing soccer, say, himself with strong play on the soccer — Jim Gill the season didn't start until December, field. Td have been lost for three months. Through 15 games this season. Gill Through soccer you get to know people has two goals and tallied seven assists, "[Adair] called me and tole me he had identify. and that's a steppingstone for the rest of just what first-year coach Martin was the year." searching for. a kid who was a good student and a "Getting my visa I had to go down to good little player," Martin said. London. I had to wait two hours before After all the classes are done and "We needed another mid-fielder," Meanwhile, Gill never had heard of I actually got to the desk, and another soccer is finished, Gill would like nothing more than to remain in the Martin said. "Somebody who could the Harrisonburg campus. hour and a half while they processed it" control the pace, get the ball and spray "Not until the guy from South On Aug. IS, Gill left London bound United States. it around." Carolina mentioned [JMU] to me," Gill for Washington D.C. Despite time "I've been told since I've been here said. "He said 'I can get [Martin] to spent preparing for his inevitable that this is the fourth best college of Last year, the Dukes finished with a business, and I've been told that if you 4-11 record, last in the Colonial phone you now. I'll phone him and departure. Gill could not help but he'll phone you back.'" express some emotion. do get out of here, it will help you a Athletic Association. That record had heck of a lot to get a fairly good job," no bearing on Gill's decision, however. Continuing the story, Gill fidgets "I got offered the thing," Gill said, Gill said. "I'm hopeful I can do that and "I didn't know anything about the nervously with a gold chain around his "and I was sort of building myself up stay here, settle down. It's an neck. It looks as if the story brings for it When it came to that day, I didn't past," Gill said. He chooses his words opportunity I couldn't imagine getting." back uncertain memories. think it would be as emotional as it carefully, often stopping in the middle For now Gill will continue working was. You just bave to experience it" of a sentence to correct himself. "I just got a call one night from toward a degree in some form of Tom, I hadn't even been to the Leaving a country where soccer is a business and helping die soccer team in "It was just the biggest chance. You university before I came here in way of life for one that gives it second any way he can. don't realize how big it was for me," August. He hadn't even seen me play," billing behind shoulder pads and And like any other freshman, he gets Gill said as his voice took on a serious Gill said. "I was a bit worried about helmets, Gill often finds it difficult to homesick from time to time. tone. "Where I come from, it's just off things like that because I didn't know keep in contact with die game he loves. "I think if my parents came over at »■ die tracks, you know, nothing goes on, what the standard of soccer was. When I "It's the national game in England," the moment, I'd just want to go back apart from 'Let's kill so-and-so.' It's came over I was a bit apprehensive to Gill said. "On a Sunday [in the United with them," he said. "I can't wait 'til really a rough place, just the opposite say the least" States] a lot of people watch the TV for Christmas." here. I didn't even know where [JMU] Page £2, The Breeze, Monday .October 27, 1986

Never too old Here's some good news: it apparently now is only a matter of time before JMU faculty members will be able to keep working past the age of 70. Two weeks ago, Congress overwhelmingly passed a bill abolishing the mandatory retirement age that allows private businesses and state and local employers, including universities like JMU, to require employees to retire at age 70 with no individual exceptions. The bill now needs only the president's signature to become law. Whatever else has been (or not been) accomplished this legislative session, we're glad Congress found time to approve this bill. Setting mandatory retirement at age 70, as was done 10 years ago, was an arbitrary limit, especially in the case of college professors. Whether or not an individual is 70 years old does not necessarily reflect on his ability to perform non-physical jobs. Some jobs requiring acute physical and mental skills should not be held by older people; for this reason the bill rightfully allows policemen and air traffic controllers still to be forcefully retired at age 70. But teaching college classes is not a job that a senior citizen needs to be prohibited from doing. In fact, we think teaching is a task that one can improve upon with experience. The bill gives JMU seven years to abolish its age limit in order to allow for a period of adjustment. Tenure designations can be made over the next few years on the basis of the new retirement law, which should make for a smooth transition. We see no reason why JMU cant effectively and fairly comply with the new law. A side effect of this bill will be that with fewer professors leaving the teaching field, there will be fewer university faculty positions opening up for younger teachers. But we think it is equally unfair to force senior professors to retire if they can and want to continue working past age 70. Abolishing the mandatory retirement age will prevent this from happening. President Reagan has indicated that he will sign the bill into law. At age 74, the president should be well aware of the fact that reaching the age of 70 should not in itself preclude anybody from serving as a head of state or teaching a college class. The above editorial is the opinion of The Breeze editorial board. World Series fever takes everyone by storm

Yes, folks, the Beat is back and what's more, the certain." By the way, the Mets were one strike away Gary Clark just got JMU's name on TV.) Beat is talking about BASEBALL?! (Baseball? the from losing the Series that night when they came Knight, Dykstra and Santana and the Mets are up 6 Beat?? C'mon, you're kidding.) back to win the game (thanks, Buckner); the same to 3 ("Is there tension in this room or what? Don't let No, it's true. I've broken down and gone into way the Red Sox secured a position in the Series. O'Brien in, he'll go crazy!") sportscasting. We're not talking concerts, we're not Somebody say rain? AH of the sudden, we're By 11:10 p.m. it's 8 to 5 Mets and Kevin says the talking summer jobs, we're talking METS! playing on Monday night instead of Sunday; up game's over. By 11:15 p.m. the champagne's out As a matter of fact, I was watching the 5 p.m. against the Redskins/Giants game. The Red Sox, (touchdown "Skins! Gary, Gary, Gary!). Some news Monday and they were interviewing some New because of the delay, were able to substitute obnoxious New York fan threw a smoke bomb on York girls: "What do you think about the Giants left-handed pitcher Bruce Hurst, who, by the way, the field and almost instantaneously, someone in tonight?" Giant's Stadium does the same. I tell you, everyone's "The Giants? Isn't that a football team? We're THE BEAT got it! talking Mcts." 11:25 p.m.: WE WIN! Giants Stad--I mean, Shea Mets Fever, or at least World Series Fever. Seemed 3 1 Stadium goes wild, not to mention Sigma Pi 207. like everyone was catching iL Perhaps it was the What is this that we make out of a mere (heaven seesaw-roller coaster ride the Series gave us. forbid, did I say "mere"?) sport? Everybody tries to For example, according to senior Kevin O'Brien, John Trumbo hop on the bandwagon somehow (why do you think all-time Mets enthusiast and personal sports adviser I wrote this article?). Remember the guy who to the Beat, the Mets were supposed to "blow the Red was chosen MVP of the Series before the completion parachuted onto the field in Game 6? Well, for all his Sox away." Odds-makers considered the Mets the of Saturday's game (psyche). effort he was on David LeUerman after the game strongest favorite in the last SO years, but they were But forget all that. Let's talk about Monday night. (good luck, buddy, you'll need it). I don't know, all I flghting their way back during the whole Series. Certain die-hard sports fans hooked up TVs for both can say is SUPERBOWL! ■■ Lets take, oh, say, eight-time Golden Glove first baseball and football, foregoing PBS' special on "The baseman, Keith Hernandez. A throwing error in Game Origin of Sauerkraut." ("Can we hook up three 2 could have cost the Mets the Series. Tom Lasorda, TVs?") before last Saturday's Game 6, prophesied that "the It's 10 p.m. and by now everyone's watching when John Trumbo is a senior majoring in only thing certain about baseball is that nothing is the room erupts: Mets 3 and, uh, Boston 3. (And communication. The Breeze, Thursday, October 30, 1986, page 23 READERS' Contra intentions revealed during stay

To the editor: Reagan Administration illegally channeled private the United States (as in Somoza's and the Contras' I spent over seven months this past year in funds to the Contras. Finally, the Contra forces are model), Nicaragua has tried to diversify its dependence Nicaragua, sent by the Virginia Mennonite Board of too weak and have too little popular support to hold to include the third world, Western Europe and the Missions to work with the Nicaraguan-run land or to carry out military objectives. Instead their Eastern Block. But the United States' aggression, its Evangelical Committee for Aid to Development I strategy is to terrorize border populations, attacking aid and trade embargoes and pressure on the third would like to respond to two themes which came out especially health workers, teachers, and community world and Western Europe have made Nicaragua more among the distortions in last Thursday's Breeze. leaders. Amnesty International and the Washington dependent on the Soviets than it would like. For 1) The Contra speakers claim the Contras are a Office on Latin America have documented Sandinista example, now that U.S. pressure has cut off oil broad-based group fighting a clean war without human rights abuses, but while these are irregular and supplies to Nicaragua from Mexico and Venezuela, thought of personal gain. In fact, the Contra military met with judicial sanctions, human rights violations Nicaragua obtains petroleum from the USSR. leadership overwhelmingly comes from the brutal are a systematic element of Contra policy. Tragically, our government is promoting state National Guard of former dictator Anastasio Somoza. 2) The speakers claim that Nicaragua is a terrorism against Nicaragua, flaunting U.S. law and Many Contra recruits are peasants from threatened Marxist-Leninist Soviet client state. In fact, flaunting the decision of the World Court, the highest border areas induced to join the Contras through a Sandinista philosophy is a unique blend of socialist, arbitrator of international law. In so doing, the combination of U.S.-supplied dollars, fear of Contra nationalist, and Christian elements. In this blend, the Reagan Administration is subverting the rule of law reprisals and false propoganda about the "Godless primary commitment is to Nicaragua's poor majority. so basic to democracy and mocking its own battle cry communists" in Managua. Contra command, control, Devout, practicing Christians hold important against international terrorism. and financing are all from the United States. In recent government positions (the Secretary of State and the months, the CIA has overtly taken over coordination Ministers of Education and of Culture are all Catholic D. Pierre Glngerich of the Contras and it has been widely publicized that priests). And Nicaragua's foreign policy is Swarthmore College even when Congress blocked off official funds, the non-aligned so instead of being dependent solely on Swarthmore, PA tdekery of column is Completely unfounded' Reagan's SDJ stand brilliant To the editor: This paranoid attitude, that we may use it as an Contrary to the views John Phillips expressed in offensive weapon, is exactly why President Reagan Phillips' Oct. 23 letter mocking Harry his Oct. 27 column on SDI, I believe President has offered to share SDI technology with the Soviets. ^wood's column is completely unfounded. To Reagan's support of the program is correct Phillips says this "could put the United States in a disagree with his opinions is one thing but to call It is true that there is no overwhelming proof that deep hole." If all countries thought their missiles rim a "3-year-old cry baby* who blasts everything SDI will work. But I ask, is there any proof that it would be rendered impotent, then I don't understand in American life to bell is another. It appears that won't? How often does a scientist recognize that it Phillips' line of thought. Mr. Phillips himself has a phobia of the won't? How often does a scientist recognize that what President Reagan gave a clinic on leadership at all-Aroerican institution of free expression of he or she is working on is absolutely going to be a Reykjavik. It would have been a brilliant political opinion. success? There may never be a cure for cancer or move to make such sweeping agreements that could Also, tot me remind Mr. Phillips as well as all musculor dystrophy, but scientists will continue to have given him a place in history books and his party Other Breeze editorial writers and columnists struggle with the problem and rightly so. a much-needed election boost. But the president was (including Atwood) that sarcasm is only one form There is a viable chance that SDI can work. If the more concerned with the possibility of a more safe of persuasion. Jonathon Swift most certainty program does become reality, it will do much more and secure world. That is why he will continue to would be turning in his grave if he were to see the to reduce the chance of nuclear war than a reduction in support SDI at Reyjavik or anywhere else. sarcasm-glutted editorial page at The Breeze. the number of missiles. SDI is what made possible these potential arms CarlLevesque agreements. It is distressing that after Reykjavik, Mark D. Norton senior Soviet leader Mikahail Gorbachev called SDI "a plan senior to achieve world domination for the United States." MIS JMU football team members tell 'Getting Real' columnist to get real ,

you- k«»Ahave shownckniim in \iruiryour previousnrpuiftnc columns.rnliimtK WeW* playMttu tookt/v\lr that insecureincwun* angleannlp ofr\f life,lif> competitionrrwnrw»tii>r\n wouldUM-MIIH beK*» To the editor: for ourselves. We are the ones who sweat August completely eliminated and with it many of the After reading Carl Johnson's "Getting Real through December and are proud to wear a JMU elements that make life interesting. columns on Oct. 9 and 27, we felt compelled to say a uniform. In other words, we don't try and make sure You even had the nerve to finish your first article, few words to Mr. Johnson. First of aU Carl, why "Stay tuned in later weeks for details to find out how don't you get real? Do you really think about what the fans "had a good time." As for your reference to our "patsy" football you can make a winner out of a loser." Well Carl, you write or do you just mindlessly rattle off words opponents, we feel you fail to understand the true we've waited patiently but all we have seen is a loser on your typewriter in order to meet a deadline? Your meaning of competition. The whole idea is to show writer attempting to fill The Breeze with garbage. We articles are void of any real value and don't even s contain the humor you try so hard to convey. which team is the best As your views redundantly appreciate your witless attempts at humor but next prove, you obviously have no clue to this concept. time do everyone a favor and choose a new subject. » How many football games have you been to this On Oct. 27, you said, "Why should you come to a Or better yet, miss your deadline. year? Why do you bother attending our football football game if you're going to get all depressed if games when you end up writing degrading, sarcasuc articles on the team? Is that your assignment? the Dukes lose?" This could quite possibly reign as the most moronic statement ever uttered by a human Lance Doty As JMU football team members, we dont need being. How pessimistic can you be? Do you avoid all 4> sophomore » /■ people tike you because you obviously are not a social gatherings simply because of the fear that you communication football fan. We don't put on our pads every week to may surface as the undisputed victor? If everyone three other signatures satisfy students who give such ignorant comments as Page 24, The Breeze, Monday.October 27, 1986

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