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APE CHRONICLES "B A T T L E O F T W O W O R L D S" International PLANET OF THE APES Complete Dialogue and Script from the 1974 Power Records Release Fan Club [email protected] PlanetOfTheApesFanClub.com Issue #44 June 1st, 2008 President of the International POTA Fan Club Publisher / Editor / Writer Terry Hoknes 739 Taylor Street East Saskatoon, SK Canada S7H 1W1 (306) 270-9387 Issues #40 onwards $9.99 US funds per issue includes Free shipping anywhere worldwide NARRATOR: In the strange and hostile world that was once Back Issues #1-39 their home, the two astronauts have found one $4.99 US funds per issue true friend...Galen. Buy 3 or more issues and get Free Shipping Anywhere worldwide (SOUND of walking) OR buy a complete run of back issues GALEN: #1-40 for $120.00 shipping included We should be there in a few minutes now. BURKE: Payments made by either: PAYPAL.COM at Look Galen, are you sure we won't meet up [email protected] international with another of those friendly reception money orders / checks / cash in US funds committees that seem to be waiting for us wherever we go? All back issues of Ape Chronicles GALEN: and Ape Crazy are still available This is one place where we WILL be safe. I don't blame you for being bitter, but don't Ape Chronicles is the bi-monthly magazine for the International Planet Of The Apes Fan Club formed judge all apes by the actions of the Urkos to promote POTA among us. Look, there it is. All materials contained in Ape Chronicles are copyright 2008 of each writer and may not be copied without VIRDON: permission Looks peaceful enough. GALEN: Some info reprinted from Internet sites such as www.IMDB.com and www.Wikipedia.com I like to think this village points the way to the world of tomorrow. A place where artist and artisan, thinker and worker, apes and humans, (SOUND of still more walking and another all live and work side by side in harmony with knock) each other and nature. You'll see what I mean when you meet Landa. GALEN: Landa! VIRDON: Who is Landa? VIRDON: GALEN: No answer. Try the door. An artist of rare sensitivity. Her work is filled with love and compassion for all living things. (SOUND of the door opening) She is also prefect of the village. GALEN: VIRDON: Prefect? Landa? It's me, Galen. She's not here. Oh my. A female? Now I AM worried. GALEN (laughs): VIRDON: I thought that would surprise you, hmm? Look at those paintings! Pete, Galen wasn't exaggerating. She IS good. (SOUND of more walking) BURKE: BURKE: Yeah. The color. The composition! Who Well, here we are. But where is everybody? would ever dream an ape could create work of this caliber? GALEN: Hmm. That is strange. I noticed that no one GALEN: was working in the field, but I thought Something terrible must have happened. perhaps it was lunch time. Here. I'll knock on Landa would never leave her house like this. this door. LANDA: (SOUND of a knock) Ohhh... GALEN: VIRDON: Hmm. What was that? No answer. BURKE: BURKE: It came from up in that loft or attic. Whatever Let's look around some more. they call it. Come on! Up the ladder. (SOUND of yet more walking) (SOUND of ladder climbing) VIRDON: GALEN: If you ask me, I'd say this place is deserted. Landa! Landa! It's me, Galen! Look at this house. Door open, dinner plates on the table. Food still on the plates. Whoever LANDA: lived here left in one big hurry. Ohhh. Where am I? Galen! Oh Galen, I'm so glad you're here. BURKE: Sure looks like trouble in your "paradise", GALEN: Galen. Are you all right? GALEN: LANDA: I don't understand it. But Landa will explain. Yes. I think so. Who are they? Let's get over to her house. It's just down the way. GALEN: Friends of mine. Pete Burke and Alan Virdon. You have nothing to fear. What happened? (CUT TO THE SCENE DESCRIBED)-- The whole village deserted, you hiding up TRANG: here... Spread out! Don't let any one of those animals escape! Landa: It was terrible! They came out of the sky. (SOUND of machine gun fire) BURKE: LANDA: Out of the sky? What do you mean? They killed all those working in the field. LANDA: GALEN: A huge airship landed in the field at the end of No wonder we didn't see anyone there on our the village. way in. BURKE: LANDA: An airship?! Can you describe it? I formed a committee representing those of us still alive in the village. And tried to negotiate LANDA: an end to the killing. Here. I'll make a rough sketch. (CUT TO DESCRIBED SCENE)-- (as she describes what happens, we hear her TRANG: sketching and the SOUND of what she Negotiate? You have nothing to negotiate describes) with. LANDA: LANDA: It was round, like a dish. About 30 feet in But we are just a peaceful community, and no diameter, and about 10 feet high. possible threat to you! VIRDON: TRANG: Looks like one of those experimental space You and your village are of no consequence to craft we were fooling around with in the late us whatsoever. '70's. LANDA: BURKE: Some here are humans, just like yourself! Yeah! Go on, Landa. TRANG: LANDA: Obviously an inferior breed; quite as A large door in the side of the ship swung expendable as the gorillas, chimpanzees and open and down. Like this. Reaching the orangutans that make up the so-called "rulers" ground. of this planet. VIRDON: LANDA: Like our naval landing craft in the old days! You know about our political structure! LANDA: TRANG: And two huge armored vehicles rolled down, One week in orbit on reconnaissance was followed by some humans on foot. Carrying enough for us to take possession. guns. LANDA: BURKE: Take possession? With only 30 men? Humans! TRANG: LANDA: With our superior armament, mobility and Their leader was very efficient. intelligence, 30 men is enough. We shall eliminate as many of you as is necessary to convince your rulers that resistance is futile. Then we shall repopulate the planet with a ZAUIS: superior race! Utilizing those of you who And the invader would mow your gorillas survive as a work force. And now, enough of down like grass. You wouldn't have a chance this talk. Round them up! Take them to the pit against their advanced armament. on the other side of the village and dispose of them! No exceptions! URKO: What alternative do YOU propose? As for me, (SOUND of machine gun fire and screams; I'd rather go down fighting than sitting here returns to current scene) waiting for them to come and get us! GALEN: ZAUIS: Horrible! Horrible! But how did you escape? In the old armory outside of the city, we do have some 20th Century weapons similar to LANDA: those used by the invaders. Somehow, in all the confusion, I slipped away into the woods. When I was sure they'd gone, I URKO: came back here, where you found me. Can they be used? GALEN: ZAUIS: And they refer to US as animals! After so many centuries of disuse I frankly doubt it. But it is worth looking into. VIRDON: Yeah. We had a bellyful of that "superior URKO: race" garbage in the World War II period of You can waste time puttering around with the 1900's. your old antiques if you like. But I say your fears are exaggerated. And I'm giving battle LANDA: orders right now. Sergeant, get the troops I tell you Galen, if Trang and his men are not ready to ride! We'll search out the enemy stopped, we are all doomed! wherever he is and destroy him! NARRATOR: (SOUND of cheers) Back in Central City, an emergency meeting of the leaders of the country is in session. Dr. NARRATOR: Zauis is speaking. Meanwhile Pete, Alan and Galen hold their own council of war, together with their friend ZAUIS: Landa, in the field at the end of the village. The day we have long feared is upon us. A small but extremely dangerous band of killer VIRDON: humans have invaded our planet. Here's where the ship landed. Look at that, Pete! Those tracks. URKO: Speak for yourself, Dr. Zauis! You and your BURKE (whistles): intellectual friends may fear these invaders They've got tanks. but I fear no one! VIRDON: ZAUIS: Yeah. Probably running on high-powered Nobody questioned your courage, General batteries or nuclear fuel. Though gasoline fuel Urko. But the situation is critical and calls for is conceivable. careful study and planning. BURKE: URKO: And how do you stop tanks with rifles? There is no time for that! Just give the word and my army will move to the attack within VIRDON: the hour. Like shooting at an elephant with a pea shooter! GORILLA: But what made these tracks, Sergeant? LANDA: You shoot elephants? SERGEANT: Some kind of vehicle that travels on land. VIRDON: Maybe the kind I once saw when I was on Greedy men used to hunt them down for the guard duty at the old armory. They lead that ivory of their tusks. Until wiser and more way. compassionate laws put an end to the practice. BURKE: BURKE: The old armory...Hmm. Landa, do you know Are you going to stand there and preach where it is? morality all day? LANDA: LANDA: About 10 miles from here down that road.