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3 | NEWS | PREGNANT PAUSE A new required delay on abortions is unnecessary, critics say. BY JESSICA WEISS browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com usan Maurer began working as an abortion clinician 40 years ago at a Philadelphia hosts | o N te ts pital.S For the past 22 years, she’s helped South Florida women through what might be an ago- nizing moment. The soft-spoken 63-year-old nurse administers anesthesia and assists doctors. At one point way back when, she | news | pulp c y | news recalls, abortions were a private matter for women. But beginning in 2000, protesters began showing up outside A Choice for Women, a nondescript cement clinic on SW 117th Avenue in West Kendall, which ge | Night+ dA

A Maurer cofounded. On Good Friday last t year, 200 activists assembled not far from the front door, displaying graphic pictures Photo by Jessica Weiss and posters. And they just keep com- abortion, including giving patients lengthy Pro-life activists outside A Choice for Women in Kendall. ing, making it harder for patients, many information about how far along they are of whom are already traumatized. and possible medical effects of abortion. house passed the same bill, largely along party money off these girls, so they’re not going to Now she’ s angry about the latest in- “The law condescendingly implies lines. Throughout the debate, lawmakers from worry about slowing down the process.” cursion: a 24-hour mandated waiting women don’t know what they’re doing both sides delivered impassioned speeches, There is currently no data available period for abortions at Florida’s 66 legal and can’t make choices on their own,” says and reporters called it one of the most emo- on numbers of women who regret their providers. It means women must make Christopher M. Estes, the chief medical tional debates of the legislative session. abortions in Florida. According to a 2013 two trips to a clinic, one for a consulta- officer of Planned Parenthood of South, A last-minute amendment to the bill study by the University of California, San tion and another to have the procedure. East and North Florida. “Women who are exempts women who can provide a copy Francisco, 90 percent of abortion patients Pro-life groups applaud the move, say- coming to have an abortion procedure of a restraining order or documentation reported they felt relief. Even when women ing women should reflect more before have already been thinking about it — proving they are victims of rape, incest, felt sadness or regret, more than 80 per- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art making such an important decision. But they didn’t just find a center on the side domestic violence, or human trafficking. cent still said it was the right choice. in a state where abortions have been of the road and decide to have it done.” Pro-life Gov. Rick Scott is expected to And a 2008 American Psychological on the decline for years anyway, and Rep. Jennifer Sullivan, a Republican from sign the bill, which would take effect July Association study found no greater risk of where a series of nagging restrictions Mount Dora, 1 and make Florida the 27th state to pass a mental health problems among women who has had little effect, pro-choice groups is the pro-life waiting-period law but the 11th for which the have abortions than those who have babies. say the new law is simply a way to erode “THIS IS TRYING 23-year-old consultation must be in person. States began Opponents of the new law say one thing women’s right to choose. It’s a new, po- TO ERODE sponsor of the enacting waiting periods in the early ’70s, but is certain: It will complicate women’s tentially expensive headache for those ABORTION house bill. She most were struck down in court. In 1992, the lives — especially in certain parts of the whose lives are already overburdened. thinks women U.S. Supreme Court upheld Pennsylvania’s state. A woman who lives in Panama City “The Florida Legislature has put one RIGHTS. NO ONE are rushed and 24-hour waiting period in Casey v. Planned seeking an abortion already has to travel rule after another, and up until now, most WOULD MAKE often “coerced Parenthood, opening the door for states to more than two hours to Tallahassee or laws have not been total game-changers. MEN COME into the decision.” adopt myriad regulations for abortions. Pensacola to have the procedure. Begin- Let’s just be honest and call this what it BACK TO HAVE A Sullivan, the In some states, a 24-hour wait has been ning in July, she will have to make that trip is,” Maurer says. “This is trying to erode COLONOSCOPY.” daughter of North the first step in broadening restrictions. In twice, and likely face protesters each time. abortion rights. No one would make men Lake Tea Party 2011, South Dakota became the first state to Elizabeth Nash, who studies state policy at

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW come back to have a colonoscopy.” founder Patricia Sullivan, just finished her pass a law requiring women to wait 72 hours the Guttmacher Institute in Washington, D.C., New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm Florida is now in the midst of a national first legislative session. She campaigned before accessing abortion services. Since says this makes it especially tricky for low- push to make getting an abortion harder last year on a platform of less govern- then, Utah and Missouri have followed suit. income women, who often can’t take two days than it’s been since Roe v. Wade made it ment and more personal responsibility. Waiting-period advocates argue they’re off work while having to come up with funds a legal right in 1973. In 2011, the last year The youngest woman ever elected to just sticking up for women who ultimately for the procedure. Sixty percent of women for which numbers are on record, 84,990 the state’s legislature, she’s taking on- regret having an abortion. The Senate seeking an abortion already have children.

XX, 2012 XX, women had legal abortions in Florida — a line classes in business management sponsor of Florida’s 24-hour-waiting- “That’s potentially two days lost, rate of 23.7 per 1,000 women of reproduc- through Liberty University, an evan- period bill, Anitere Flores, of Miami, says where women have to figure out child- 20, 2015 20,

ONTH care, travel arrangements, maybe even ay tive age. That’s a 26 percent drop since gelical Christian school in Virginia. the law should be considered a success 2000. Experts say the decline is due largely “Women don’t have time to realize the ef- if even one woman changes her mind. a hotel room, and then the cost for the to increased use of contraceptives and fect the procedure is going to have on them,” “Having done post-abortion counsel- abortion,” Nash says. “You’ve added 14-M XX–M

ay greater access to the morning-after pill. she says, speaking over the phone from a ing for almost 30 years, we see people in a lot of extra logistics and costs.”

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M has passed laws requiring parental notifica- period law is designed to empower women.” without knowing all the facts first,” says years old and already the single mother of a tion (2006) and restricting late-term abor- The Florida Senate approved the bill April Joan Crown, director of the Respect Life 3-year-old girl when she saw two lines appear tions (2014). Florida law already requires 24, with all Republicans voting in favor and all Ministry of the Archdiocese of Miami. on a pregnancy test in 2012. She knew imme- doctors to provide “informed consent” for Democrats opposed. Just two days earlier, the “Providers have a vested interest in making diately she wanted to have an abortion.>> p6 44 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C New Times Broward-palm B each

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So the following day, amid work, school, and childcare demands, she went to a clinic in Broward to have the procedure. She was frustrated with herself for becoming pregnant again, but she had no doubts as the doctor performed an ultrasound and explained her options. She learned what

browardpalmbeach.com would happen before and after the procedure, both physically and emotionally. She had lab work done to be sure it would be safe for her. The educational process lasted close to two hours before the procedure began. “It’s a big misconception that you’re just going to be told to get an abortion,” she says. “It’s a thoughtful process.” In 2013, Macias graduated from Florida Atlantic University with a bachelor’s degree

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| NEWS | | NEWS a waiting time, she’ll take it for herself.” On a recent Saturday, pro-life activist Mary Salter stands outside A Choice for Women clinic in Kendall holding a poster- size sign that reads, “End the Pill.” For ten years, Salter, a 67-year-old pro-life activist and member of St. John Neumann Catholic Church, has been the leader of weekly pro- )YV^HYKPU tests and prayer groups outside the clinic. Salter admits her prayers in front of A `V\YWVJRL[ Choice for Women are a last-ditch effort; she says most women who arrive have already made up their minds. But 24 more hours, she says, is another opportunity to let patients hear her prayers for life. With more time, a woman may be able to feel the unmistak- able bond she has with her unborn child. “Women are meant to have babies,” she says while two women sing “Ave Ma- ria” behind her. “When they go against their deepest conscience, it’s not natural, not right, not good, no matter the age | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | STAGE | NIGHT+DAY | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART or the reason. It’s not good to termi- nate a life that was given to them.” Just a few feet away, Steve Williams eyes Salter and the other pro-life activists. The 69-year-old wears aviator sunglasses and a bright-orange shirt that reads, “Pro Choice,” where the “o” in “Pro” is a tight fist — a feminist symbol. He and fellow volunteer Myk Arostegui have hung sheets between The Broward-Palm Beach New activists and the doors of the clinic and are Times App keeps you connected recording Salter and her group of activists on with things to do, places to go, and a small camera — in case anything goes awry. up-to-the-minute news. As long as protesters are here, Williams plans to return. Now retired, he says he doesn’t have the money to contribute to women’s- 0[»ZMYLL rights groups anymore, but he has the time. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM Around 8:30 a.m., cars begin to enter the +V^USVHKP[[VKH` clinic gates at a slow but steady tick. Each time one pulls in, the protesters — about a dozen at their peak — raise rosary-filled hands and shake “Give Life” signs as their voices ignite in prayer in Spanish and Eng- lish. As they do, Williams steps in front of 20, 2015 20, the protesters, an intermediary between AY their signs and incoming patients. “Women used to have full access, and 14-M

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pstairs in a beige church on McKinley Street in Hollywood, a 60-year-old with a full head of dark hair launches into a Power- Point presentation full of big ideas and a bigger vocabulary. First, Bill Faloon gives a shoutout to Jonas Salk, inventor of the polio vaccine. “We need to put a pedestal up for him,” UFaloon argues. He moves on to slides about Nikolai Fyodorovich Fyodorov, a 19th-century Russian librarian who believed that man’s common task is to bring the dead back to life and unite all of human- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH ity; he is the “prophet” of the church. Faloon then tells the crowd that New Times Broward-palm B each “cellular senescence,” when mature cells stop reproducing, is the root cause of physical aging. If scientists could only prevent this, people could stay young forever. “I never accepted death as being inevitable,” Faloon says in a business-like tone. “Technology will advance to the point where death is rather optional.” The pews are sprinkled with about 60 people: middle-aged women, friends from a libertarian meetup group, and gray-haired couples in- trigued by an ad for the church that had run in the obituary section of the daily paper. Cameramen from Vice News duck down in the aisles, filming Faloon for an episode that’s likely to air in the fall. Faloon’s family is here: his lanky 18- and 20-year-old sons as well as his blond wife, Debra, who is 58 but looks downright girlish in high heels and a floral dress, a hot-pink flower in her hair.

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Faloon and Kent are controversial figures in a controversial field. XX, 2008 The so-called “immortalist” movement encompasses strategies of “life extension,” from taking vitamins to receiving organ transplants. It also includes cryonics, the idea that corpses can be cooled to extremely low temperatures and someday, somehow, be returned to life. >> p8

Photo by Evdokimov Maxim/Shutterstock 77 Cold Play from p7 Top: Bill Faloon’s sons, Chase (left) and Chance, think they’ll live ultralong For their work, Faloon and Kent have lives but are also signed up to be been both hailed as visionaries and derided cryopreserved. Bottom: A folk band played as snake-oil salesmen. They’ve been raided “Forever Young” before a service in March. by the feds and thrown in jail for importing unapproved drugs. They’ve bankrolled medicine will advance to a point where the a slew of curious cryonics projects, from patient could be thawed, the damage re- the freezing of dogs to experiments in an paired, and the person brought back to life.” browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com underground house. Kent even had his But, Kent added, cryonics would al- own mother’s head detached and cryo- ways be a last resort: “My objective was preserved, then had to fend off a murder not to be frozen and come back. What I investigation. Now, they’re battling the IRS really wanted to do was not to die at all.” over the foundation’s tax-exempt status. Around the country, people influenced None of this seems to bother Faloon by Ettinger began trying to put his ideas into practice. Some opted to donate their bodies.

ts | o N te ts much. A huge round of investment from the global 1 percent is now bringing immortal- A California TV repairman named Robert ist ideas out of the realm of science fiction. Nelson froze the first human — a 73-year-old Peter Thiel, founder of PayPal; Martine psychology professor — in 1967, in dry ice and Rothblatt, founder of Sirius Radio; and Ser- Styrofoam. Cryonics suffered a setback when gey Brin, CEO of Google, are just a few of the some of the bodies Nelson had stored were ultrarich who have recently begun to pour found decomposing, but pioneers soldiered on. hundreds of millions of dollars into life- Fred Chamberlain, an engineer with the extension endeavors. Death, they are betting, Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California, along

ews | pulp c y | N ews is a scientific problem that can be solved. with his wife, Linda, founded a company called Says Faloon: “What I had hoped would Photos by Deirdra Funcheon Alcor in 1972 and cryopreserved their first happen in 1977 is finally happening in 2015.” patient in 1976. Meanwhile, Ettinger, the father of this science, started the Cryonics Society of ill Faloon can’t pinpoint the time he Michigan, which later became the Cryonics first saw a dead body — it must have Institute, and preserved its first body — that of been a funeral when he was a kid Ettinger’s mother — in 1977. Today, Alcor and ge | Night+ dA B

A — but, he says, “I remember wondering, CI each hold about 130 patients, and each has t Why isn’t everybody in this room think- more than 1,000 living people signed up. The ing of a way not to get in that predicament only other cryonics facility in the world is in themselves? No one seemed to think they Russia, though one is getting started in Oregon. should be taking any affirmative action.” Faloon decided his body would need to be Faloon, born in 1954 to a Presbyterian shipped off to these pioneers. When he was family, remembers distinctly that “when about 15, he took out a life insurance policy, I was 8 years old, I was told by my mother named his mother as beneficiary, and made her that everybody eventually dies. At that very promise that if he died, she would pass them moment, I refused to accept that concept.” both the insurance benefits and his remains. When he was about 13, he read an article When he finished high school, he completed in the Pittsburgh Press, his city’s afternoon a one-year program at the Pittsburgh Institute newspaper, about Robert Ettinger, who of Mortuary Science, figuring that “with my had written a book called The Prospect mortician’s license I could cryopreserve.” | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS |

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art of Immortality. Ettinger proposed that During autopsies, “I would hold a hu- corpses could be preserved at low tem- man brain in my hands and think, This peratures in hopes they could someday doesn’t look any different than it did a few be revived. The physics and math profes- TV show called First Person. By August Kent explained the methodology: “Take hours ago, yet we are about to cremate it... We sor, who had won a Purple Heart as an 1965, Kent had formed the Cryonics So- a person at the point that he or she is dying were prematurely disposing of people.” infantryman in World War II, would come ciety of New York with two other men. and lower their body temperature to that of The pre-internet days of 1974 were lonely to be known as the father of cryonics. “Kryos” is the Greek word for “cold,” liquid nitrogen, about negative 320 degrees for an immortalist in Pittsburgh, Faloon Saul Kent, 15 years older than Faloon, was and “cryogenics” is a mainstream science Fahrenheit. You take out the person’s blood says. “People were very nice, but they didn’t 300 miles away in New York and likewise that explores physics at low temperatures. and replace it with a chemical solution that have their minds open to this,” he says. He read about Ettinger — in the June 1964 issue But “the word ‘cryonics,’ ” Kent explained, protects against freezing damage — sort of wrote to the National Funeral Directors As- of Playboy. Kent declined to be interviewed was coined by one of his buddies, Karl an antifreeze... Put them into something that sociation and asked if anyone knew where for this article but in 2000 described his Werner. “He just made it up, and about looks a lot like a thermos bottle — except it’s there were active cryonics groups. In South early interest in cryonics for a documentary five years later, it was in the dictionary.” eight feet high... Then perhaps [in] 300 years, Florida, about 15 people met once >> p10 NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm XX, 2012 XX, ONTH 20, 2015 20, ay XX–M 14-M ay ONTH M M

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ge | Night+ dA magazines. Faloon says, “I volunteered was raided in August 1986. He later

A to do whatever he needed done.” pleaded guilty to dealing cocaine. t The pair established the Florida Cryonics A few months later, the feds came Association in 1977 as a public charity with around again. On February 26, 1987, Bill the stated purpose of promoting cryobiol- Faloon was at the Dania office when ogy research. (They changed the name to he got a call from one of his employees: Life Extension Foundation Inc. in 2000.) “Marshals are kicking in the door!” They recommended that people buy supple- “Well, you should open the door because ments from foreign countries “to save money we’re going to have to replace the door,” Fa- and get around the FDA,” Faloon says, alleg- loon says he responded. When Faloon arrived ing he was trying to save humanity. And they on the scene, the entire place was a shambles. pushed metformin — a then-unapproved but Twenty-five federal agents had stormed now-standard drug — to combat diabetes. “We in and seized all their vitamins, memorabilia, were telling people, ‘Buy it wherever you can, and seven or eight research projects, Faloon but get that drug in your body!’ ” Faloon says. remembers. They lined up employees against | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art “Maybe even healthy people should take it.” the wall while the office was searched. At Then, he says, “Something wonder- the same time, a nearby warehouse was ful happened: Merv Griffin called.” also being raided. “It was like we were sell- In 1982, Griffin, a talk-show host, ing narcotics or something,” Faloon says. was “as powerful as Oprah — more, be- The Food and Drug Administration alleged cause there were only four channels,” that Kent and Faloon used fake names and he explains. Kent was asked to appear P.O. boxes to illegally import and sell drugs on an episode about aging research. that were not approved for sale in the United “That’s what lifted us out of poverty, so States. Substances like L-dopa and Parlodel, to speak,” Faloon recalls. “After we got on they said, were known to affect neurotrans- Merv, there were 10,000 people writing us. mitters in the brain and could be lethal. We said, ‘Well, if you want to get updates, While Faloon and Kent contested the legal- subscribe to the newsletter for $27 a year.’ ” ity of the raid, “they threatened to arrest us for Soon, they began manufacturing and years,” Faloon says. “They thought we were distributing vitamins, Faloon says: “We’d the most dangerous people in South Florida.” NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm go to the health-food store and couldn’t As grand jury proceedings dragged on, the find [certain supplements], so we’d say, feds in 1991 raided Life Extension’s Arizona ‘Guess we should make those unique shipping facility. Finally, the two men were ones.’ We fell into the business side.” indicted on more than two dozen counts of Around that time, an eccentric rich cry- conspiring, importing unapproved drugs, onicist named Stephen Ruddel offered them and disguising drugs as supplements.

XX, 2012 XX, the lower floors of his building at 995 Hol- They turned themselves in at the federal lywood Blvd. They opened a supplement courthouse in Fort Lauderdale and were taken 20, 2015 20, ONTH

ay store on the ground floor, an “immortalist to a holding cell for the day before bonding out. museum” — one friend’s collection of cryon- “We were indicted on November 7, 1991 —

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M seeing if diets would affect their lifespans. it fun. Now I don’t have to have people wish- They also ran a mail-order arm of their busi- ing me a happy one-year-closer-to-death.’ ” ness out of a Dania office. Faloon says he By 1996, the U.S. Attorney’s Office, ap- didn’t get a paycheck until January 1983. parently unable to build a strong p12 10 10 >> browardpalmbeach.com | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH

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11 Cold Play from p10 At left, top: Alcor patients wear medical bracelets so their bodies can be quickly case, dropped all of the charges. “They had prepped for cryonics in case of an accident. a whole list [of potential witnesses] but Bottom: After Alcor patients die, their couldn’t find one to say, ‘I had a problem af- bodies or heads are cryopreserved in ter taking the supplements.’ To the contrary thermos-like tanks. — they were extremely hostile toward the FDA for denying lifesaving medications.” says. “We’ve had dogs down for seven hours, In the meantime, another drama brought just above freezing temperatures — no EKG or browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com them national fame. Kent in December 1987 EEG,” and brought them back to normal. He had brought his ailing mother, who was suf- says they’ve done the same with rabbit brains. fering from Alzheimer’s and pneumonia, Their biggest accomplishment, he says, to the Alcor facility in Riverside, California, was to cryopreserve a rabbit kidney that was where she died — or as cryonicists say, “de- then successfully transplanted into another animated.” She was injected with drugs rabbit. He says this could have implications

ts | o N te ts to preserve her tissues, then surgically be- for human organ banking. One Life Extension headed, becoming the eighth patient to be employee wrote in a report submitted to the cryopreserved in a vacuum flask, in hopes court, “Life Extension Foundation is provid- that future scientists could revive her using ing private sector funding for research that her brain matter. (Cryonics patients can opt to is critical to the national interest but is not freeze only their heads, which costs $80,000 Photos by Deirdra Funcheon being funded from more traditional sources.” as opposed to $200,000 for the whole body. Faloon would not divulge the total income Head-only patients are called “neuros.”) of the Buyers Club, but according to the IRS, The Riverside County coroner’s office Life Extension’s membership fees alone ews | pulp c y | N ews autopsied what remained of Dora Kent and brought in more than $7 million each year initially ruled the cause of death as pneu- from 2006 to 2008. Kent was able to buy a monia. But weeks later, when toxicology beachfront Fort Lauderdale condo for more tests showed barbiturates throughout Dora than $700,000 in 2001. Faloon snatched up a Kent’s blood, the coroner feared she might $1.2 million Boca Raton pad in 2004, though have been alive when she was injected. he says his wife lives in it and he usually stays

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A He says he has few vices, his kids go to public t death, its teams administer barbiturates to slow metabolism and perform air and chest school, and they won’t receive a dime of inher- compressions, as in CPR, to keep oxygen itance because it all needs to go into research. and the drugs circulating so that the tissues “How could I enjoy a yacht if I know remain in an optimal state. But coroner Ray we’re all going to die and disappear?” Carillo demanded to autopsy the head and Faloon says people join Life Extension examine the other bodies at Alcor. The cryon- not because “it makes me very wealthy or icists refused. A SWAT team raided the facil- supports medical research but because it ity, but ultimately no charges were brought. could support their own lives. People are The final resting place of Dora Kent’s hoping to live into their 90s and beyond.” head remains a piece of immortalist legend He and Kent mostly stayed out of the today. Cryonics insiders say she is at Alcor, news until May 2013, when the IRS, acting but Kent refused to confirm it when he ap- on a whistleblower complaint and an audit peared on camera in the 2009 documen- they’d been doing since 2010, revoked Life | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | tary, lest it open a can of worms: “There’s Extension Foundation’s nonprofit status. no statute of limitations for murder.” The government alleged the foundation Life Extension monthly publication (now is to build a six-acre structure called “The was pushing health products to benefit n 1998, a dejected Saul Kent lamented in a glossy magazine) and steep discounts Timeship” on 645 acres in San Antonio. The Faloon and Kent’s for-profit business. an online forum, “Cryonics has failed.” on supplements. Most of the member- facility is touted as the “Fort Knox of biologi- Kent and Faloon filed suit that August I Millionaires had opted to die “the old- ship money went to the foundation. cal materials,” built to withstand climate to get the nonprofit status reinstated. fashioned way.” Few young people were join- These funds — $110 million since 1996, ac- change and terror attacks. Here, its leaders That November, the Church of Perpetual ing the movement. Diehards couldn’t win over cording to Life Extension’s court documents intend to store DNA of extinct species, organ Life held its first service, because, he says, mainstream scientists, and they faced ridicule — were used to fund dozens of projects. banks, and cryopreserved human remains. people needed a place to congregate and for — as one critic said — thinking that they A few thousand dollars was spent on Faloon says they are currently doing feel like their movement was deeper than could “turn hamburger back into a cow.” experiments by various researchers to de- research on what temperature require- a meetup group. (Churches generally don’t Faloon says their legal battle termine whether worms could “become ments will be needed inside. They’ll need pay taxes or file financial disclosure forms.) had cost about $1.2 million. younger,” whether lights disrupt sleep pat- to raise $350 million more to build it. Stasis’ Faloon stresses that he doesn’t advertise Life Extension had come close to being terns in rats, and whether “extracellular board of directors consists of employees the church through his business or vice versa, rendered insolvent. But he and Kent sol- hyaluranon” (molecules found in connec- from the other labs run by Life Extension, but he hopes it attracts intelligent people. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm diered on with their supplement business, tive tissue) retards aging in mole rats. and its public disclosure forms acknowl- “Churches have a history of provid- though they had been forced to move to a A half million dollars went to Dr. Paul edge bank accounts in Switzerland. ing that sense of belonging, that fellow- small storefront on Griffin Road. They set Wand of Coral Springs to do a human More than $28 million went to two Califor- ship, a structure. If we wind up surviving, up an “FDA Holocaust Museum” inside to trial on whether the drug Enbrel could nia firms that do experiments on rabbits, pigs, it’s something for people to belong to.” commemorate the “reign of terror that the reverse Alz heimer’s disease. (Wand had and dogs — largely replacing the animals’ blood FDA had perpetrated against Americans.” faced discipline in 2002 for having sexual with “vitrification fluid” that can withstand t midday on a recent Thursday, custom-

XX, 2012 XX, The raid had brought one good thing: pub- relations with a patient and in 2012 for cold temperatures without the crystalline ers seemed eager to part with their licity. Their mailing list grew from 4,000 to overprescribing narcotics.) Eight hundred damage that usually comes from freezing, then money at the Life Extension retail store, 20, 2015 20, A ONTH

ay 25,000 subscribers. “Thank God melatonin thousand dollars went to Dr. Diptharine seeing if organs are still viable after freezing. now housed in a spacious standalone building was approved for sale!” Faloon says. They “sold Maharaj in Boynton Beach for an experi- According to an employee’s affidavit, dogs on Federal Highway in Fort Lauderdale. Bot-

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M grew successful, Faloon and Kent founded turn a 90-year-old into a 60-year-old,” says safe and effective lavage of the lungs in dogs medical reference guide, his 2010 collection a separate corporation — the for-profit Life Faloon. “This could be the game-changer.” with various perfluorocarbons which are avail- of columns called FDA: Failure, Deception, Extension Buyer’s Club. If customers paid Twenty-nine million dollars went to able on the market for other uses [usually as Abuse, and its updated version, Pharmocracy. for a membership, they would receive the Stasis, a separate nonprofit whose mission solvents in the electronics industry],” Faloon The entire Suzanne Somers oeuvre, book 1212 browardpalmbeach.com after book about anti-aging by the former bodies to science — to obtain custody of browardpalmbeach.com Three’s Company actor, takes up two shelves. the patients’ human remains, she explains. In two small rooms in the back, “health Beyond that, there’s not much oversight. advisers” sitting beneath disclaimers that read “If you want to be kept head down, feet “Life Extension cannot give you any medical up in the desert in Jell-O, that’s your busi- advice” could be overheard in talks with clients. ness,” Maxim says. But people who sign up “Have you ever taken magnesium?” an adviser “should know exactly what they’re getting.” asks a man with diabetes. “I would recom- Regulation, of course, is not gener- mend the whole dose.” In an aisle, two women ally a cryonicist’s favorite topic. gush over “youth serum” and organic soaps. Not only are Faloon and Kent making big f Bill Faloon deanimates suddenly, first | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | money but tech-industry billionaires are pick- responders will find a metal bracelet on | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | ing up the torch. They fund new technologies, I his wrist that instructs them to inject him both on a micro level (developing robots that with heparin, an anticoagulant, and then call can swim in your blood and repair cells) and an 800 number for Alcor. A team will whisk a macro one (building colonies in space). him away to Scottsdale, Arizona, where Martine Rothblatt, transgender founder Alcor just suspended its 135th patient. of Sirius Radio, now runs a publicly traded During a social hour in a downstairs room biotech company called United Therapeu- at the end of a March service at the Holly- tics, a $7.8 billion company that’s work- wood church, the founder’s 20-year-old son, ing on growing organs for transplants. Chance, sipped a Bud Light and pulled up a Rothblatt is known as a big thinker who sleeve to reveal his own Alcor bracelet. “My dad weaves futuristic ideas and obscure phi- signed me up within an hour of being alive,” losophers into her speeches and books. he says. But he’s pretty sure he’ll never need She too started a religion, called Terasem, to be frozen. “Science is prevailing so much.” which has an “ashram” in Melbourne Beach. Faloon’s 18-year-old son, Chase, like- She visited Faloon and Kent’s Church of wise has a bracelet and imagines a bright Perpetual Life last fall. “[My wife] and I are future. He has no fear of nuclear holo- huge fans of Bill Faloon,” she said warmly, caust or overpopulation. “That’s all been pacing the stage in a dark-blue blazer, a long debunked,” he says matter-of-factly. ponytail trailing down her back, “and every- For all his efforts to extend his life, Bill tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C thing he has done to enable joyful immortal- Faloon insists he has no concrete vision of ity for everybody... We were so excited when what the world might look like in 2115, when he formed the Church of Perpetual Life.” he would be 160. He hopes that Google will But Life Extension also has its critics. It’s advance immortalist projects by then “so listed as a “questionable organization” on the I can take a day off.” His goal now is to live blog Quackwatch — “due to claims made in long enough to enjoy the fruits of his career. writings and ads,” says site proprietor Stephen To that end, Faloon takes 100 supplements a Barrett, though he could not recall specifics. day, sleeps from about 4 a.m. to 2 p.m. (largely, Some have argued that the entire cryon- he contends, because he is on the phone all ics industry is a cult and that cryogenics night with scientists around the world), and is a Ponzi scheme, requiring indefinite eats just a third of the calories that an average investments from future customers to man does, since caloric restriction has been keep its original members cold. shown to extend the lives of worms and mice. Perhaps the best-known frozen corpse is In April, Faloon traveled to Alcor’s sixth- that of Boston Red Sox great Ted Williams, annual Teens and Twenties conference — a NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH

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exhausting, gearhead mayhem. BY ALAN SCHERSTUHL | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | | CONTENTS | PULP | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM | DISH | MUSIC | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | his doesn’t feel like a film that pursuing them, or the way she hides a gun in exists. How is George Miller’s every cranny of the cab of her rig, and then a bonkers, exhausting, no-future knife too, in the stick of her stick shift — Fury smash-’em-up Mad Max: Fury Road spits in the eye of automatic transmis- Road not one of those almost- sions. His motivation, at first, is mere sur- Twas boondoggles mourned and dreamed vival; it richens, eventually, to survival and of by fans, a revered director’s impossible hoping to get a barbed death-mask off his vision that, thanks to the unstout hearts face. (Hardy probably tapped into his experi- of studio bean counters, never actually ence on the set of The Dark Knight Rises.) vaulted from storyboard to screen? Hers is more complex, so the movie But Fury Road somehow is. In the era of has her say it out loud: “Redemption.” greenscreened blockbusters, we have an R- Then it’s back to the automotive combat, rated studio release on which a 70-year-old a two-hour parade/destruction derby director blew hundreds of millions of dol- of rust buckets so viciously spiked, you lars crashing real cars into one another in could do a brisk business selling audi- Namibia. You know the charge that Furious ences tetanus shots after the movie. 7 feels like what you would get if you asked Theron is every bit the swaggering tough a Hot Wheel-loving 10-year-old to work Hardy is. The women she’s rescued are the Jasin Boland tage | a rt | Film D ish Musi C out the beats of a supermodel wives of Immortan Joe (Hugh worth your awe has happened. Miller’s Theron’s swaggering tough. screenplay? Fury Keays-Byrne), a local ginger god-king in a car-versus-car dustups are something dif- THE SCRIPT Road is what the kid bucktoothed gas mask. The brides prove ca- ferent altogether: Real cars, practical stunt might dream up at pable road warriors themselves, but they’re work, and the return of the thrill of believ- Fury Road also feels entirely of its era. I ad- IS STRIPPED 14, stoned at the mo- later outclassed by a ladies-only tribe of ing what you’re seeing — and wondering mire its craft and cruel wit and its willingness DOWN TO tocross, keyed up on sexagenarian ass-stompers on motorbikes. how they pulled it off, especially as those to trust us to work out the particulars of its RAGE AND Mountain Dew and Like Max and Nux, an albino slave of that albino warriors swoop up and down the world, but it lulled me into that familiar state MOMENTUM. old Conan comics, ex- god-king (played by Nicholas Hoult), they’re caravans on harpoons and chains and great of summertime action fatigue, of being worn cept instead of writ- survivors trying to escape the exploitative bending flagpoles. The feeling here is of real down by the violence rather than geared up, ing a script, he’s lighting those Hot Wheels logic of Miller’s wasteland, which will har- events Miller and his team happened to be of waiting the mayhem out rather than track- on fire and chucking them at your face. He’s vest a commodity from anyone powerless: covering, as if the world’s best-equipped ing it. It’s an end-of-the-world thriller that also, touchingly, a feminist and eager for you Max’s blood, Nux’s strength, the wives’ news van were catching impossible vehicu- can bum you out by suggesting the death of to know it. Plus he’s tireless, touched with fertility, and the breast milk of the women lar mayhem en route to Burning Man. our own film culture. About 90 minutes in, some genius, and you would not believe just Immortan Joe has imprisoned in his dairy. The design is perhaps more memorable as spiked-over jalopies caromed again and how many of those cars he has to throw. Miller and his screenwriters (Brendan Mc- than the stunt work. The junk-shop convoy again into Theron’s big rig, my dazzlement Here is a movie whose lead (Tom Hardy), Carthy and Nico Lathouris) have the good built for the film, those armadilloed muscle sank into something like horror: What if New Times Broward-palm B each 15 minutes in, is lashed to the hood of a taste not to assign the heroines any of-our- cars and Bigfoot-wheeled Caddies, is in- the wasteland rage of Fury Road is the only NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH hopped-up, flame-flatulent Chevy like he’s culture girl-power sass — early on, when genious and hilarious, like what Ed Roth feeling studio movies of the future bother to the figurehead maiden on the prow of some Theron’s Furiosa fights Max to a draw, she might have come up with if he’d turned stir in us? We’re strapped to the hood, and 16th-century ship. A villain — one of the doesn’t shout, “You’re going down, bitch!” pirate. As the action ground on, wearing who knows what’s being siphoned from us? film’s many bald, scarred-over, mud-caked, The story is streamlined, but the action me down, the cars themselves continually cancer-ridden, raccoon-eyed albinos — has isn’t. At one point, Miller has four convoys dazzled me with their invention: One truck [email protected] chained Hardy’s Mad Max there as a fuel pursuing Theron’s rig, and his cameras seem is all amplifiers, pyro blasts, a timpani drum source. Turns out, in Miller’s wasteland, to be fighting to keep up with the dozens of corps, and a shredding guitar player, sort Mad Max: Fury Road the bad guys need to siphon off the blood cars onscreen at any moment. Hollywood of like Ozzfest’s entry in the Rose Parade. Starring Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas of the rest of us, especially while rocketing action today is usually a stuttering blur Still, for all the ways the movie feels singu- Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Zoë Kravitz, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Riley Keough. Directed across the flatlands in a convoy that looks of CGI bone-crushing where you have to lar and impossible, like something the studio by George Miller. Written by George Miller, like GWAR’s remake of Cannonball Run. take the movie’s word for it that something suits couldn’t possibly have signed off on, Brendan McCarthy, and Nico Lathouris. Rated R. Hardy just hangs on the hood through the first of many relentless, terrifying, time- stopping road wars. Max has an IV jacked into him, feeding the driver, an action-film ▼ ARTHAUS in 1992. But what a foursome! Or, actually, make to deal with the dead and injured after a nearby innovation that had me squirming. The that what a one. Tangerines’ lead, renowned Es- firefight. With his carpentry-honed hands, Ivo M crashes and ’splosions and impalings trig- tonian actor Lembit Ulfsak, is cool-headed, nurses and cooks, despite armed trucks arriving Tangerines ONTH ger some pleasure in me, but nothing like STARRING LEMBIT ULFSAK, GIORGI NAKASHIDZE, even witty at times, as Ivo, curtailing violence and suddenly shattered windows — jittery jux- M ay fear. But the thought of being whipped MIKHEIL MESKHI, AND ELMO NÜGANEN. DIRECTED between two wounded, vengeance-driven ene- tapositions against a gorgeously photographed XX–M around by a crazed driver while donating BY ZAZA URUSHADZE. NOT RATED. OPENS FRIDAY, mies: Ahmed (Giorgi Nakashidze), a Muslim countryside. Interior scenes focus theater-like 14-M plasma? 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browardpalmbeach.com the same notes. browardpalmbeach.com BY STEPHANIE ZACHAREK ome people complain about se- quels to beloved movies, while others welcome the possibility

ts | o N te ts that a part deux might be even better than the first. Sometimes thatS happens: While The Godfather is great, The Godfather: Part II expands on its dramatic intensity without repeating any of the same tricks, and The Empire Strikes Back is a much more operatic and emotionally complex picture than Star Wars. Jason Moore’s Pitch Perfect, which riffed on the highs and lows of

ews | pulp c y | N ews an all-woman college a cappella group, became a surprise hit upon its release in 2012. It was a Photo by Richard Cartwright cheerful, straightforward picture, about Being accepts her fate cheerfully, even though the played, wonderfully, by Keegan-Michael Key — Wilson as Fat Amy: Ass-backward. Who You Are, Finding New Love, and Singing embarrassment she suffers is really just sort of every scene he’s in has a crackerjack nuttiness.

Night+ dA Out Loud. And really, who doesn’t love singing? blandly unfunny: Her way-too-tight costume The story is stuffed with subplots and gags the Bellas’ smirking German competition Especially a cappella singing, in which human rips during an important performance, and the that are sometimes fun by themselves but don’t “Deutschbags”; Hana Mae Lee is back in her voices, in their gloriously naked state, blend fact that she isn’t wearing any underwear gets quite cohere into a whole — the picture has a small but mighty role as Bella member Lilly ge |

A into swirls of color that hardly need instrumen- the group banned from further competition. melismatic waywardness, as if it’s singing as Okanakamura, making outlandish, dada pro- t tal accompaniment (even if, in this case, those Pitch Perfect 2 isn’t awful, but despite all fast as it can yet is never quite sure where it’s nouncements (“All of my teeth are from other voices have been aggressively Auto-Tuned). its striving to give us more, it just doesn’t have going. (The script, once again, is by Kay Can- people”) in her tiny, breathy voice; Wilson has Ideally, Pitch Perfect 2 — which also hap- the energy that a sequel needs to leap the bar non, based on characters by Mickey Rapkin.) a great sight gag in which her heartfelt, plein pens to be the feature directorial debut of of high expectations. Anna Kendrick, possibly There’s a major sing-off hosted by a rich, eccen- air rendering of an over-the-top love ballad is Elizabeth Banks — would simply offer more the world’s most adorable human chipmunk, tric a cappella fan (David Cross in a silky bath- interrupted by an SUV that pauses at a road of those simple, guileless good things. And returns as Beca, who is now rounding the robe), which is the movie’s most exhilarating crossing like a puzzled cow, unsure if it’s safe it sort of does — but that’s just the problem. end of her senior year at (fictional) Barden sequence — Banks keeps it cooking, suggesting to proceed. There’s enough to laugh at in Pitch Pitch Perfect 2 tries to fork over many of the College. The sorority-slash-singing group to that, with better material, she could take the Perfect 2, and the singing is fun, but the movie pleasures of the first movie without chang- which she belongs, the Bellas, have inducted a loopy spirit she brings to her film performances doesn’t match or exceed the polyphonic jubi- ing them around all that much. There’s a new member: Emily (the charmingly low-key and translate it into behind-the-camera vi- lance of its predecessor. It’s stuck on middle C. do-or-die competition (this time, the team to Hailee Steinfeld), who seems to fit in right sion. She also appears in the film, reprising her beat is a bunch of humorless Germans who away — her voice is light, lilting, and sweet. In role as prissy competition commentator Gail; [email protected] call themselves Das Sound Machine), several fact, her only flaw is that she happens to have a mostly, she provides deadpan reactions to col- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Art | s | Art film | music dish romances that stumble before getting off the gift for writing her own material, while the Bel- league John Michael Higgins’ off-the-map, Pitch Perfect 2 ground, and the usual ceremonial humilia- las favor cover songs. So what’s the problem, intentionally sexist wisecracks, which are so Starring Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Adam tion of the overweight girl. Rebel Wilson once exactly? Meanwhile, Beca has become some- exaggerated that they’re wholly inoffensive. DeVine, Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Alexis Knapp, Ester Dean, Hana Mae Lee, Hailee again plays Fat Amy, who embraces her size what distracted by the internship she has kept Even so, they may have been funnier on paper. Steinfeld, John Michael Higgins, Katey with gusto, and you might say she makes her secret from the other Bellas: She’s working at Every once in a while, though, a joke Sagal, and Elizabeth Banks. Directed by entrance in Pitch Perfect 2 ass-backward. Amy a recording studio run by an exacting tyrant, lands on the tonic: Wilson’s Fat Amy calls Elizabeth Banks. Written by Kay Cannon.

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XX, 2012 XX, Waterfront Fun, Food and Happy Hour Specials ness that moves into a lot of grape character, nedy. Smoke will display the daily available light fruits, and a spicy ester-heavy finish. A meats, smoked onsite each day, in a temper- 20, 2015 20, ONTH ay Join us poolside for amazing weekly specials including: hint of spicy yeast flavor clings to the back ature-controlled display case. The customer end as well, sealing the deal. As for alcohol, it will have the option to select a variety of • Live outdoor entertainment Friday evenings hits home at 8.1 percent alcohol by volume. smoked meats, including the restaurant’s 14-M XX–M and Sunday afternoons ay With a few more weeks, the grape and famous “burnt ends,” spare ribs, beef ribs,

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$3.75 wings, Burgers, nacho platter | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | $3 well, dom. Beer & house wine Xima Records is building acoustic may 18th Broward and Palm open Mic night Host: Mike Garulli Beach’s dance music tuesdays 9pm-4am $3 KamiKaze ShotS scene. BY ADAM FOSTER $2 jell-o ShotS hip hop & rnB LADIES DrInk FrEE 8-12am with Buckets: 5-4-$12 Domestic ast Saturday night, I made my way dJ sCooBz 5-4-$15 Import to Stache 1920’s Drinking Den in wednesdays 8pm-12pm downtown Fort Lauderdale to Bands welcome to schedule hear DJ Patrick M, a part owner Open showcases in advance! LADIES DrInk FrEE 8-12am of Xima Records and resident DJ at prO JaM Buckets: 5-4-$12 Domestic LSpace Miami. The sidewalk outside the ’20s- with andy Mendez & Friends 5-4-$15 Import style speakeasy/nightclub hybrid buzzed thursdays 9pm-1:30am with the pulse of the bass coming from LADIES DrInk FrEE 8-12am inside. I could feel it before I could hear it. Buckets: 5-4-$12 Domestic Thick instrumental tech-house flowed from karaoke 5-4-$15 Import Jennifer White the speakers like a heartbeat. Inside, Patrick friday may 15th 10pm-4am was all smiles, and so was the crowd. Maybe that he was looking to get a label started, and people call deep house. It seems that will be they knew they were part of something rare. at the time, I was looking to get one started the new fad, especially since you have big Mouth tape tage | a rt | Film D ish Music This was not the sound you would typi- myself, so after a few meetings and throw- EDM guys now making what they call deep saturday may 16th 10pm-4am cally associate with the pop-heavy style of ing some ideas around, Xima came about. house. I really hope the kids keep digging downtown Lauderdale — which is sad. New Times: What is the goal for Xima Re- and looking for new music. I wouldn’t re- united state of rock Because music like this is designed for cords? What does success look like for you guys? ally call it much of an underground anymore a live setting. You can listen on your own, Patrick M: Our Goal at Xima Records is when you have supposed underground 941 E. Cypress Creek rd. Ft. Lauderdale 33334 • 954.771.6337 but it sure isn’t the same as hearing it in a to give a chance to new, upcoming produc- guys playing the main stage at festivals. Located in Pinecrest Square Plaza, just west of Dixie Hwy. club full of people. This is usually why it’s ers. There are a lot of fresh and talented That’s not a bad thing, but it’s tough to be www.CheersRockBar.com • www.facebook.com/CheersRestaurantAndBar hard for many to understand dance music people making great music out there, but underground when you’re in the spotlight. at first — until they have that one fate- not everybody can put out a track right away, It’s cool to see the music we like becoming ful night at some club when it all clicks. so we are building a family here. The Xima big. We just have to keep the substance. Hearing this deep, instrumental tech house family wants to do showcases and give these New Times: Where are the best places being played in a club environment is a rare guys the opportunity to show their skills in South Florida to see great deep house thing in Broward and Palm Beach counties. and of course have fun at the same time. For and underground dance music? Typically you’d have to be somewhere in Miami us, success would be having the chance to Shayne Pilpel: Saturday nights at Bar to hear it. Many people are involved in making generate more work and grow as a label. Stache has become the spot hands-down. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH

parties like this happen. And even more need to We are very selective. We are a team, but Resident DJ Roland, Angel Candelaria, New Times Broward-palm B each be involved for a real scene to grow. But there most importantly, we love working as one. and Jonny Adler have really made this is a devoted band of folks in our own backyard New Times: Do you think the under- party special. The sound system is second who are doing everything they can to culti- ground dance sound is growing locally? to none, and they are constantly bringing vate an intimate and authentic house scene Where do you see it going in the future? top quality talent, local and international. in Broward and Palm Beach: the team behind German Garcia: I must say that what we One other party that comes to mind in Bro- Miami and West Palm Beach’s Xima Records. call local is not so local anymore. I feel South ward that happens on a monthly basis is Mike That team — made up of German Garcia, Florida became a big DJ community and is not Miro and Friends at Sandbar. In West Palm, Shayne Pilpel, Donnie Lowe, and Patrick M — so much the Miami, Fort Lauderdale, or West Sketch Lounge on Fridays is located upstairs is all out there making it happen in our area, Palm Beach scene individually but a bigger at Pawn Shop on Clematis Street. Myself and playing gigs, producing music, and throwing thing. Hopefully we will see the “local” guys German Garcia have a monthly residency at events. Patrick M, one of Xima’s cofounders, that have been laying down the groundwork Sketch Lounge. It’s a very intimate venue with is a native of Argentina. Patrick M plays all getting the same support as the guys that great sound and visuals. You can catch Boris, over South Florida, is a member of DJ Chus’ just fly in for the night to play their two-hour Patrick M, and Oscar G gracing the decks on legendary Stereo Productions crew, and tours prime-time sets, get big checks, and move on. a regular basis. German Garcia, Jason Brown, internationally. Garcia, the second cofounder, Patrick M: Well, I have been saying for the and myself are in the process of putting to- who came to South Florida from Uruguay, last two years that the scene has grown sig- gether a few events as well. So find me on Face- produces tracks, scouts local talent, and DJs for nificantly in South Florida, Fort Lauderdale, book so you can see what we are working on. M ONTH Xima parties. Pilpel, originally from Canada, is West Palm Beach, Delray Beach, Naples, even Donnie Lowe: In Miami right now, Steam M

a DJ who hosts Xima’s radio show, and he’s also Tampa. It is amazing how people became is bringing in a bunch of great music. You also XX–M the label’s A&R. Lowe, a North Lauderdale na- educated with the music and the way they have places like the Electric Pickle, Trade, ay 14-M tive, releases tracks on the label, deejays Xima’s welcome you when you come to their town. and Treehouse that consistently bring in shows, and helps organize events. We spoke Shayne Pilpel: I think the underground forward-thinking music. Shameless plug here ONTH ay

with all four of the major players about Xima scene is really building momentum in some — I do a couple of parties with my partner 20, 2015 Records and what it takes to carve out a deep areas and almost nonexistent in others. Club Brock Lambert: Sunday Social pool party, the XX, 2008 house paradise in Broward and Palm Beach. owners are afraid to commit because it takes backyard BBQ party, and Picnic for Misfits. New Times: How did Xima Records come to be? time to build, and most are looking for imme- Sunday Social takes place at Congress Hotel, German Garcia: I was fortunate enough diate results, which doesn’t always happen. and then Picnic for Misfits we do at Steam to play a bunch of gigs with Patrick a few Donnie Lowe: The scene has grown Miami Patio, which is better-known as Lot 14. years back, and we became good buds, so one massively — in Miami, at least. I also think night at a gig, he actually mentioned to me there is going to be a mass exodus to what [email protected] 27 27 | MUSIC PREVIEWS | of the debut King Crimson record. Well, evidently I was correct, and There’s no denying these guys are Slackers. See ▼ Music that was one of the inspirations. If you had to pick one, that one looking down? He knows it’s true... who has been your favorite Kings of Chaos guest player to jam with? 8 P.M. FRIDAY, MAY 15, AT HARD ROCK LIVE, 1 SEMINOLE That’s a little bit tough to say as WAY, HOLLYWOOD. CALL 866-502-7529, OR VISIT every guest brings their own catalog SEMINOLEHARDROCKHOLLYWOOD.COM. TICKETS COST of songs and style. That said, I am browardpalmbeach.com

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