A Bang-Up Job at Indy
USS NATIONALS STORY BY BOB INGRAM PHOTOGRAPHY BY TIM MORSE A BANG-UP JOB AT INDY P ~lIlli~mMillanm,~ ,,_,,. " .. ¢'lll~ll~tl -~, . T V j =,~i ! ~ T 4 ,-,3 e INDIANAPOLIS, Ind.--It was gratulating each other for outstand- frustrated with him that he took Saturday night and time to party. ing performances, sharing hopes away the soldier's rifle and told him, The 1983 Phillips 66/United States and goals for the future and, as typi- •Here's a broom! Just pretend it's a Swimming Short Course Cham- cal at a party, telling jokes. rifle and say, "Bangity-bang-bang, pionships, held April 6-9 at the In- Tandem swimmer Bob Placak hit Bangity-bang-bang." ' diana University-Purdue University upon a good one, which surpris- "So the soldier diligently prac- at Indianapolis (IUPUI) Natatorium, ingly told the story of this year's ticed his •Bangity-bang-bangs," but were over. Nationals. realized there was something miss- Fort Lauderdale's head coach, According to the 1981 UCLA ing. Jack Nelson, hosted an assorted graduate, "Back in World War II, " 'I need a bayonet,' he told the gathering of swimmers, coaches, there was an American soldier who CO. So the commanding officer parents and friends at a local Italian couldn't shoot a thing with his rifle. gave the soldier a piece of string to restaurant. In between bites of pizza He tried and tried, but he'd always tie to the end of the broom, and he and spaghettini, nearly every one of miss his target. told him, 'Just pretend this string is a the 100-or-so guests took turns con- "His commanding officer was so bayonet and say, "Stabbity-stab- 28 Swimming World/June For once, Mission didn't blow everybody out of the building as new teams and faces emerged.
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